1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,538 [ Horn blares ] 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,384 Man on radio: THE FIRST PRIORITY FOR NEW ENGLAND 3 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,386 IS TO GET THEIR DEFENSE HEALTHY. 4 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,820 THEIR DEFENSE IS FINE, YOU MORONS. 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,290 THEY ALLOWED AN AVERAGE OF 10 POINTS PER GAME LAST YEAR. 6 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,357 ...THROW FOR, YOU KNOW -- 7 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,059 HE WAS, WHAT, I THINK HE WAS 7 OF... 8 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,630 [ GUN COCKS ] 9 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,334 [ GUN COCKS ] 10 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,170 [ GUNFIRE, SCREAMING ] 11 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,139 [ Russian accent ] EVERYBODY DOWN! DOWN! 12 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,608 HELL! 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,613 NO! NO! 14 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:51,519 GET AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE! 15 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,621 [ GUNSHOTS, MAN GRUNTS ] 16 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,658 Man: DAVAI! DAVAI! DAVAI! DAVAI! DAVAI! 17 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,697 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 18 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,502 I'VE BEEN A COP WITH THE BOSTON P.D. FOR OVER 20 YEARS. 19 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:09,603 MY WIFE GOT LAID OFF A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, 20 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:12,173 SO I PICKED UP SOME SHIFTS WITH A SECURITY COMPANY 21 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,407 TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 22 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:17,578 MR. COSPITO, YOU WERE DOING A SIDE JOB FOR KERRITY DIAMONDS? 23 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,680 PLEASE, CALL ME JOEY. 24 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,850 I'M FEELING LIKE AN OLD MAN THESE DAYS AS IT IS. 25 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,319 I WAS HAULING ABOUT $10 MILLION IN DIAMONDS THAT DAY. 26 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,688 I'D DONE THE SAME ROUTE FIVE, MAYBE SIX TIMES BEFORE -- 27 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:28,956 NO PROBLEM. 28 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,425 ARMORED-CAR DRIVERS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY WITH THE VEHICLE, RIGHT? 29 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,693 I'M A COP FIRST. 30 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,896 MY INSTINCT WAS STOP A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS. 31 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,466 HELL OF A JOB I DID, HUH? 32 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:42,170 ONE GUARD FOR A DELIVERY THAT SIZE? 33 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,137 AH, THESE DAYS, 34 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,573 WITH COMPANIES PINCHING ANYWHERE THEY CAN, 35 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,707 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 36 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,776 IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE AN INSIDE JOB. 37 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,445 EXCEPT THEY THOUGHT THE INSIDE MAN WAS ME. 38 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,247 HEY, I KNOW -- FIRST GUY YOU LOOK AT 39 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,483 IS THE BLUE-COLLAR GUY WHO'S GOT MONEY TROUBLE. 40 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,786 UNTIL THIS INVESTIGATION'S CLOSED AND MY NAME IS CLEARED, 41 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:01,455 I'M SUSPENDED FROM THE FORCE WITHOUT PAY. 42 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,924 YEAH, ALTHOUGH, NOT MUCH OF AN INVESTIGATION. 43 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,494 NO WITNESSES, NO PRINTS. 44 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,562 TRACE ELEMENTS OF THE EXPLOSIVE THEY USED, 45 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,630 FAST-BURNING DET CORD. 46 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,766 MEDICAL BILLS ARE PILING UP. 47 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,801 AND THERE'S NO WORK FOR A GUY 48 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,836 WITH A BUM SHOULDER AND AN OPEN INVESTIGATION. 49 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,771 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, JOEY, WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN 50 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,273 TO HELP YOU WITH THAT, ALL RIGHT? 51 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,542 NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE SO TOUGH 52 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:25,379 JUST TO TRY AND KEEP A ROOF OVER MY FAMILY'S HEAD, YOU KNOW? 53 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,847 YEAH. 54 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,948 [ SIGHS ] 55 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,717 WHO'S THE OTHER DRINK FOR? 56 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,286 THE, UH... 57 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,687 OH, SHE'S, UH... 58 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,226 NOBODY. 59 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:43,564 THE RICH AND POWERFUL, THEY TAKE WHAT THEY WANT. 60 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,799 WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU. 61 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:53,341 AND SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS. 62 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,611 WE PROVIDE... 63 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,752 JIM KERRITY III -- HE TOOK OVER KERRITY DIAMONDS 64 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,455 FOUR YEARS AGO, AFTER HIS OLD MAN RETIRED. 65 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,589 AND IN THAT SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME, 66 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,292 HE MANAGED TO DRIVE THE BUSINESS STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND 67 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,493 BY LIVING WAY BEYOND HIS MEANS. 68 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,363 I'M TALKING DRUGS, BOOZE, WOMEN. 69 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,498 ACCORDING TO HIS CREDIT CARDS, SAME AS -- WHAT? 70 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,367 WHAT? WHAT? WHY? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? WHAT? 71 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,369 -WHAT? -IT'S DISTRACTING. 72 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,770 WELL, THE COUCH IS JUST FEELING A LITTLE EMPTY. 73 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,972 ELIOT, WILL YOU PLEASE SIT NEXT TO PARKER? 74 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,774 NO. I'M SITTING HERE NOW. 75 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,377 GUYS, GUYS, ALL RIGHT, WE ALL MISS SOPHIE. 76 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,644 WE JUST HAVE TO ADAPT. 77 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,913 -I GOT THIS. MOVE. GO. BYE. -PLEASE. 78 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,982 GO. 79 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,550 YOU HAPPY? 80 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,454 NOW, KERRITY'S FINANCES ARE A MESS -- 81 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,524 MAXED OUT, MAXED OUT, OVERDRAWN. 82 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,559 ACCORDING TO THE INSURANCE CLAIM, 83 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,695 HE STANDS TO GAIN $9 MILLION FROM THE ARMORED-CAR ROBBERY. 84 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,431 YOU KNOW, A GUY LIKE THIS, HE GETS IN OVER HIS HEAD, 85 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,566 AND HIS INSURANCE POLICY STARTS TO LOOK PRETTY ATTRACTIVE. 86 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,702 HIRES A COUPLE OF THUGS, KNOCKS OFF HIS OWN TRUCK. 87 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,969 IT'S A SWEET PAYOUT, TOO. 88 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,872 HE GETS THE INSURANCE CLAIM, PLUS HE STILL HAS THE DIAMONDS. 89 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,442 MM-HMM, AND HONEST PEOPLE LIKE JOEY TAKE THE HEAT. 90 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,511 YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT THIS MOST PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND 91 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,313 IS INSURANCE FRAUD -- IT'S A LOT OF RED TAPE. 92 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,847 I MEAN, A BIG CLAIM LIKE THIS -- 93 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,717 IT'LL TAKE ABOUT A YEAR BEFORE KERRITY SEES ANY OF THE MONEY. 94 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,752 AND THE BILL COLLECTORS -- THEY'RE NOT GONNA WAIT AROUND. 95 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,987 -HE'S GOT TO FENCE THE DIAMONDS. -HE CAN'T. 96 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,490 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -HIS DIAMONDS ARE GIA-CERTIFIED, 97 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,059 VVS CLARITY, ALL ABOUT TWO CARATS. 98 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,361 THAT'S MY CLICKER. 99 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,895 WHO STOLE THE POLAR STAR? 100 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,797 WHO STOLE THE GEM OF GIBRALTAR? 101 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,799 DAMIANI RAID? ME. 102 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,368 I KNOW DIAMONDS. 103 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,671 AND OUR BAD GUY CAN'T FENCE THOSE DIAMONDS 104 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,072 BECAUSE STONES THAT SIZE 105 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,908 HAVE AN I.D. NUMBER LASER-INSCRIBED ON THEM. 106 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,943 OH, SO IT'S LIKE A STOLEN CAR. 107 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,778 YOU GOT TO CLEAN THE VIN BEFORE YOU CAN SELL THEM. 108 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,847 HOW DO YOU GET THAT I.D. NUMBER OFF? 109 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,551 WITH A SPECIAL LASER, BUT ONLY THREE GUYS CAN DO IT -- 110 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,086 ANTWERP, DUBAI, TEL AVIV. 111 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:51,425 AND AS OF RIGHT NOW, BOSTON, RIGHT? 112 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,327 I MEAN, KERRITY HAS TO MOVE HIS DIAMONDS, 113 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,329 SO WE CONVINCE HIM THAT WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE 114 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,964 WHO CAN MAKE THEM CLEAN ENOUGH TO MOVE. 115 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,599 GET THEM TO BRING THE DIAMONDS TO US. 116 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,667 AND WHEN HE SHOWS UP -- 117 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,869 OH, HARDISON, CAN YOU PUT THE CRIME-SCENE PHOTOS... 118 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,505 CAN -- CAN... 119 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,508 STATE POLICE GUY, LIEUTENANT BONANNO. 120 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,978 YEAH. SO, WE DROP KERRITY ON HIS LAP WITH THE STOLEN DIAMONDS. 121 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,347 LIEUTENANT BONANNO DROPS THE HAMMER. 122 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,383 OUR GUY GETS CLEARED, GETS HIS JOB BACK. 123 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,851 PARDON ME, BUT I DON'T MEAN TO STOP THE FUN TRAIN -- 124 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:18,986 WE'RE OUT A GRIFTER HERE. 125 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,454 I KNOW WHO WE CAN CALL. 126 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,989 NO. WE'RE NOT GONNA CALL SOPHIE. 127 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,891 NO. SHE HAS ASKED FOR SPACE, AND WE'RE GONNA HONOR THAT. 128 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:24,758 NO. 129 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,027 HARDISON, YOU'RE GONNA BE OUR GRIFTER. 130 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,929 -I'M LISTENING. -WHAT? NO, NO, NO. 131 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,664 -PARKER, YOU'LL BE THE ROPER. -WHAT? 132 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,500 CUTE DRESS, HEELS -- YOU'LL BE FINE. 133 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,435 SURE. I'LL BE FINE. 134 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,404 ELIOT, YOU BE THE MUSCLE. 135 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,772 HI. 136 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,807 HELLO. 137 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,041 BUY ME A DRINK? 138 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,676 YOU GOT IT. 139 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,714 SO... 140 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,550 AAH! 141 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,784 [ GRUNTS ] 142 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,520 AAH! 143 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,422 Nate: PARKER? PARKER? 144 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,525 [ MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] 145 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,059 AAH! 146 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,595 [ CROWD GASPING, MURMURING ] 147 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,966 YEAH. I'LL BE FINE. 148 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,102 I WILL NOT BE FINE. I STABBED THAT GUY WITH A FORK! 149 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,771 PARKER, PARKER, RELAX. IT'S FINE. 150 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,573 LISTEN, GO TO NATE'S STORAGE CUPBOARD, 151 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,442 AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND A SEXY LITTLE MINIDRESS 152 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,976 AND MY EMERGENCY JIMMY CHOOS. 153 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:16,777 JIMMY WHO? 154 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,846 YOU HAVE A BODY IN NATE'S CLOSET? 155 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,113 SHOES, PARKER! 156 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,850 DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANY-- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 157 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,084 Okay, this is the important bit. 158 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,119 DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ROSALIND DIAMOND YOU STOLE IN PERTH? 159 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,120 YES. 160 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,422 WEAR IT. 161 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:31,459 THE DIAMOND WILL SPEAK FOR YOU. YOU WON'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD. 162 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,895 This is the key to the grift. You just trust the character. 163 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,765 SAY NOTHING. TRUST THE DIAMOND. 164 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,434 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I CAN DO THAT. 165 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,436 DON'T TELL NATE I CALLED. 166 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,104 I WON'T. 167 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,005 [ BEEPS ] 168 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,908 [ BEEPS ] 169 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,544 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 170 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,200 WHERE'S THE MARK? 171 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:19,473 KERRITY'S AT THE BAR -- GOLD ROLEX, PURPLE TIE. 172 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,885 SAY NOTHING. TRUST THE DIAMOND. 173 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,189 SAY NOTHING AND TRUST THE DIAMOND. 174 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,492 Parker, what are you saying? 175 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,894 NOTHING. AND TRUSTING THE DIAMOND. 176 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,934 I'LL HAVE AN APPLETINI. 177 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,671 -THEY MAKE THEM STRONG HERE. -OH, DO THEY? 178 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,943 IS THAT AN AUSTRALIAN PINK DIAMOND? 179 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,212 IS THAT THE ROSALIND? [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 180 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,215 THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE, UH, REPLICA. 181 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,951 IT'S THE ORIGINAL. 182 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,989 I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 183 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,191 I HAVE PEOPLE WHO CERTIFY THESE THINGS FOR ME. 184 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,093 NATE: "Do you want to take a closer..." 185 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,494 YOU WANT A CLOSER LOOK? 186 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,604 No stabbing, Parker. 187 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,706 Kerrity: THIS IS A VERY FAMOUS DIAMOND. 188 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,774 HOW DID YOU GET IT? 189 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,709 IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY BOYFRIEND. 190 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,644 AH. 191 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,613 HE WORKS IN DIAMONDS. 192 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,250 SO DO I, AND I WOULD LOVE TO TALK SHOP 193 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,120 WITH THE MAN WHO MANAGED TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE, UH... 194 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,155 THE ROSALIND DIAMOND. 195 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,770 [ British accent ] NO. N-- 196 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,171 COME HERE. WHAT HAVE I SAID? 197 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,907 WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT NEW PEOPLE? HUH? 198 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:00,974 WHAT HAVE I SAID? 199 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,578 HEY, IT'S OKAY. THIS GUY WORKS IN DIAMONDS. 200 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,247 HE WANTS TO TALK BUSINESS OR SOMETHING. 201 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,316 ALL RIGHT. 202 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,852 LAY THE ARMS DOWN, BROTHER. 203 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,654 HE'S COOL. 204 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,723 YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY BODYGUARD. 205 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,190 HE'S TOUCHY. 206 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,127 IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S A MUTE, ALL RIGHT? 207 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,831 YEAH, WELL, MY BODYGUARDS DON'T TALK MUCH, EITHER. 208 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:32,873 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND OUR ARMORED-CAR ROBBERS. 209 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,314 [ GRUNTING ] 210 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,683 [ GUN COCKS ] 211 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,656 GONNA SHOOT THROUGH YOUR OWN MATE, THEN? 212 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,659 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I NEVER LIKED HIM. 213 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,896 LEGIT. GOON SQUAD AND ALL, INNIT? 214 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,165 STAND DOWN. 215 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,306 JIM KERRITY. 216 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,242 YOU'RE JIM KERRITY -- KERRITY DIAMONDS? 217 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,645 [ Chuckling ] OH, NO. 218 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:14,214 BROTHER, YOU GOT HIT HARD LAST WEEK. 219 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,249 THE HEIST, YES. THAT WAS ME. 220 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:20,788 SO, DID YOU USE THE ROMANOVS BACK THERE OR JUST HIRE OUT? 221 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,990 I'M IN THE BUSINESS, JIMMY BOY. I CAN SMELL AN INSIDE JOB. 222 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,660 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE BUSINESS, MISTER... 223 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,361 I'M A THIEF. 224 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,799 THEY CALL ME THE ICE MAN. 225 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,366 NATE: "Ice Man"? 226 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,769 NO, HARDISON, YOU HAVE TO, UH, HAVE A LIGHT TOUCH. 227 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,737 UNDERSELL. 228 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,972 WHAT KIND OF A THIEF CALLS HIMSELF A THIEF? 229 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,275 AN UNCATCHABLE ONE WITH A BRILLIANT REPUTATION. 230 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,745 YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK IN PERTH. 231 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,847 THE POLAR STAR? NICKED IT. 232 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,249 THE GEM OF GIBRALTAR? NICKED IT. 233 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,417 THE DAMIANI RAID? 234 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,252 DISTRACTION WHILE I NICKED EVERYTHING 235 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,787 IN THE VAULT NEXT DOOR. 236 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,388 BIG STONES, TRUST ME. 237 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,725 YEAH, WELL, THEN, I SHOULDN'T BE SEEN TALKING TO YOU. 238 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,459 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, 'CAUSE TWO CRIMINALS 239 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,995 CAN'T TALK BUSINESS WHILE SHOOTING POOL. 240 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,732 BITCH OF IT IS, NICKING THEM'S BUTTER -- 241 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,199 MOVING THEM'S THE PAIN. 242 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,902 YES, ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE INSCRIBED I.D. NUMBERS. 243 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,438 NO, NO, NO, NO. I GOT THIS LASER, SEE? 244 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,040 ONLY ONE IN THIS COUNTRY, MIND YOU. 245 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,307 THIS THING I HAD TO BRING OVER 246 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,443 PIECE BY SODDING PIECE FROM TURKMENISTAN. 247 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:19,179 IT CAN SCRUB AN I.D. CLEAN OFF ANY DIAMOND -- 248 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,781 RE-VIRGINIZED. 249 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,850 AND WHAT KIND OF FEE DO YOU CHARGE 250 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,852 FOR SUCH A SPECIALIZED SERVICE? 251 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,919 30%. 252 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,856 -5%. -30%. 253 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,791 NO WAY IN HELL. 254 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,459 SEE, THAT'S THE DISCOUNTED RATE, BROTHER, 255 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,796 'CAUSE ANYTHING LOWER THAN THAT IS AN INSULTED RATE, 256 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,098 'CAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO ME, SAVVY? 257 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:43,370 YOU, UH...YOU RING ME WHEN YOU WISEN UP, YEAH? 258 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,141 THANKS... 259 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,278 BUT NO, THANKS, BROTHER. 260 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,889 [ DOOR CLOSES ] Eliot: ICE MAN? 261 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,423 Hardison: [ Normal voice ] I PUT A LOT OF WORK 262 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,424 INTO THAT CHARACTER. 263 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,392 -SERIOUSLY? -NO, NO, NO, NO. 264 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,693 I BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES -- UGLY AS HELL, TOO. 265 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,529 THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO ON THE GRIFT, HARDISON, OKAY? 266 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,799 -I-I PUT STORIES ON THE WEBSITE. -YOU GO WAY TOO BIG. 267 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,533 YEAH, SOPHIE TOLD ME TO SAY AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. 268 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,936 LET THE CHARACTER DO THE WORK. 269 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,905 WHEN DID, UH, SOPHIE SAY THAT? 270 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,072 A LONG TIME AGO. 271 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,308 MAYBE LAST CHRISTMAS. 272 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,778 I DON'T EVEN THINK IT WAS SOPHIE. 273 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:25,745 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 274 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,248 I'M GONNA GO PUT MORE PRESSURE ON KERRITY. 275 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,050 I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE ON THE CLEAR-OUT. 276 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,451 ICE MAN, PLAY IT COOL. 277 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,923 THAT'S JUST AN AWFUL, AWFUL NAME. 278 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,124 -GENIUS. -SEE? 279 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,025 Hardison: IT'S GENIUS. 280 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,492 Eliot: WHEN YOU GET IN TOO DEEP ON THIS, 281 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,994 I AIN'T BAILING YOUR ASS OUT. 282 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,362 I DON'T NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT. 283 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,064 [ British accent ] I'M THE ICE MAN. 284 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,400 NOT...GONNA...HELP. 285 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,303 WE DID A JOB, AND YOU HAVEN'T PAID. 286 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,840 I TOLD YOU -- YOU DO THE JOB, 287 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,276 THE INSURANCE PAYS OUT, AND THEN YOU GET YOUR 10%. 288 00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:00,513 SELL THE DIAMONDS WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY, HMM? 289 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,983 USE THE ENGLISHMAN TO LAUNDER THEM. 290 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,920 YEAH, I'LL DO THAT WHEN HIS 30% COMES OUT OF YOUR 10%. 291 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,522 YOU KNOW THAT IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY, HMM? 292 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,459 THERE'S A MR. STERLING HERE FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY. 293 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,895 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 294 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,297 HE'S PROBABLY HERE TO DROP OFF A CHECK, OKAY? 295 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,899 GET OUT OF HERE. I'LL CALL YOU. 296 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,433 COME ON. COME ON. 297 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,435 YES! 298 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,337 [ DOOR BUZZES ] 299 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:28,108 MR. STERLING, I'M, UH, I'M JIM KERRITY. 300 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,910 SO GLAD YOU COULD STOP BY. 301 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,312 I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 302 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,848 YOUR CLAIM HAS RAISED A LOT OF RED FLAGS, 303 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,950 AND I'M IN THE RED-FLAG DEPARTMENT. 304 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,386 MY COMPANY HAS ASKED ME TO REVIEW YOUR ENTIRE POLICY, 305 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,221 JUST TO MAKE SURE NO MISTAKES WERE MADE. 306 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,957 I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NOBODY TAKES SECURITY MORE SERIOUSLY 307 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,058 THAN I DO. 308 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,195 IN FACT, THAT'S THE REASON I HIRED WHAT I WAS TOLD 309 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,064 WAS THE BEST ARMORED-CAR SERVICE IN TOWN. 310 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,100 MY VAULT HAS A SEISMIC SENSOR. 311 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,467 NO OTHER COMPANY IN BOSTON HAS THAT. 312 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,236 YEAH, WELL, I'M SURE ALL THAT WILL BE TAKEN 313 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,038 INTO CONSIDERATION, MR. KERRITY, YES, MM-HMM. 314 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:01,041 GOOD. SO, UH, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA TAKE? 315 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,010 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN HERE. 316 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,978 ASSUMING NO PROBLEMS ARISE, 317 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,014 YOU SHOULD EXPECT TO SEE A CHECK IN, UH... 318 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,149 OH, SEVEN TO NINE... 319 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,250 DAYS? 320 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,419 [ CHUCKLES ] MONTHS. 321 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,586 MM. YEAH. 322 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,455 WOW. 323 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:19,392 WELL...I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 324 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,894 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 325 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,365 [ DOOR BUZZES ] 326 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,577 I KNOW. 327 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,048 HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 328 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,351 HOW, HUH? I'M BACKUP. THEY CAN'T RELY ON ME. 329 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,920 ALL RIGHT. 330 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,189 ALL RIGHT. 331 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,192 HEY... 332 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,326 THANKS. 333 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,595 DON'T TELL NATE I CALLED. 334 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,931 WHO WAS THAT? 335 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,100 CABLE COMPANY. 336 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,070 [ BEEPING ] 337 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,106 WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE? 338 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,441 WE WORK HERE. WHO ARE YOU? 339 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,609 WE'RE WITH OSHA. 340 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,312 WE ISSUED A CLASS-1 EVACUATION NOTICE FOR THIS FACILITY, 341 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,114 EFFECTIVE 24 HOURS AGO. 342 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,548 THIS PLACE IS ON LOCKDOWN FOR CHEMICAL EXPOSURE. 343 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,250 DID NOBODY READ THE MEMO? 344 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,585 DID NOBODY READ THE MEMO?! 345 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,020 YOU! COUGH! 346 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,022 [ COUGHS ] W-WHAT CHEMICALS? 347 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,257 GIVEN THE SETUP FOR THIS PLACE, IT COULD BE A MATRIX 348 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,526 OF SOLID-PHASE SULFATES, NITRATES -- 349 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,028 THAT'S INSIDE ME? 350 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,397 HONEY, YOUR LUNGS ARE A PARKING LOT, SWEETHEART. 351 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,665 AND IN THAT PARKING LOT, THE DIAGONAL LINES 352 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,968 ARE PAINTED WITH POISON. 353 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,705 PEOPLE, MOVE TOWARDS THE DOOR. ALL RIGHT? 354 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,806 Parker: DO NOT INHALE 355 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,976 UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST 50 FEET FROM THE ENTRANCE! 356 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,313 THIS SHOULD ALL BE TAKEN CARE OF BY TOMORROW, SO NOTHING... 357 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,981 [ CLATTERS ] 358 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,249 [ ZIPPER OPENS ] 359 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,457 [ BEEPS ] 360 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,292 Nate: OKAY. I'VE GOT A VISUAL. 361 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,132 [ DOOR OPENS ] 362 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,269 WHERE IS MR. ICE? 363 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,603 HE'S LATE. 364 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,572 HE'S ALWAYS LATE. 365 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,042 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 366 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,677 OH. 367 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,283 HMM. SUBTLE. 368 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,327 THE ICE MAN COMETH. 369 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:38,598 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LASER, GLINDA. 370 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,168 YOU SEE, I'VE FOUND THAT LASER FLUENCES 371 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,404 BELOW THE DIAMOND GRAPHITIZATION THRESHOLD ARE MOST EFFECTIVE. 372 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,805 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 373 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,774 YEAH. 374 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,210 Hardison: DID YOU BRING THE DIAMOND? 375 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:57,350 TWO CARATS, VERY FEW FLAWS -- MY SALESMAN SAID. 376 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,255 SHE'S A BEAUT. 377 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,124 SHEILA, GET US A POP. 378 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,063 BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE CLASSIFIED I.F., 379 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,399 AN INTERNALLY FLAWLESS, TWO-CARAT ROUND CUT DIAMOND, 380 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,268 it should be easier to oblate. 381 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,777 NATE: You got that, Parker? 382 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,846 HOW IS THIS GONNA FOOL HIM? 383 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:31,784 He's not looking at the diamond. He's looking at the I.D. number. 384 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,853 Hardison: I.D. NUMBERS ARE ETCHED AT A DEPTH 385 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,155 BETWEEN 5 AND 7 MICRONS. 386 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,456 USING NANOBLATION, 387 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,692 THE U.V. LASER PULSES IRRADIATE THE ETCHING. 388 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,562 THANK YOU, SWEETS. 389 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,702 SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE. 390 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,574 [ BEEPS ] 391 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,336 IT'S LIKE IT WAS NEVER THERE. 392 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,605 I COULD DO THE REST IN A DAY, 393 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,906 BUT I'M ONLY HERE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. 394 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,508 I'VE GOT A THING IN ANTWERP. 395 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,778 ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S, UH, LET'S DO IT TOMORROW? 396 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,513 -DONE. -EXCELLENT. 397 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,881 MR. ICE. 398 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,252 Nate: ALL RIGHT. NICE WORK, GUYS. 399 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,521 TOMORROW, WHEN HE SHOWS UP WITH THE DIAMONDS, 400 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,922 THE STATE POLICE WILL BE THERE. 401 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,325 WHY? SO THEY CAN ARREST HARDISON'S EGO? 402 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,660 [ Normal voice ] BE COOL, BABY -- ICE COOL. 403 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,196 HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO FOR A SPIN? 404 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,663 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RENTED A FERRARI. 405 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,364 RENTED? 406 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,566 I'LL GET A RIDE HOME WITH ELIOT. 407 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,570 Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS. 408 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,807 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 409 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,910 [ WHISTLES ] 410 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,179 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 411 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,747 OH, THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS, BABY. 412 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,882 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 413 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,385 LOOK AT YOU -- LOOKING BETTER THAN GREEN... 414 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,720 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 415 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,822 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 416 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:29,168 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL MY PROBLEMS. 417 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,242 [ British accent ] WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE CELEBRATING? 418 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:39,412 WE ARE...STEALING KERRITY'S DIAMONDS... 419 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,916 ...AGAIN! 420 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,685 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SCRUMP HIS JEWELS? 421 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,322 NO, NOT YOU GUYS -- US GUYS. 422 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,857 WE KNOW WHERE THE DIAMONDS ARE KEPT IN THE VAULT. 423 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,926 WE NEED SOMEONE TO BUST THE DIAMONDS OUT OF THE VAULT. 424 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,530 THAT'S TRèS BOLD, BROTHERS. IT'S TRèS BOLD. 425 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,532 WE'RE GOING TONIGHT. 426 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,269 YOU CLEAN THE STONES WITH YOUR LASER. 427 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,272 WE SELL THEM AND MAKE A TON OF MONEY. 428 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,407 DIAMOND JIM IS DROPPING THE STONES BY MY LAB TOMORROW. 429 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,276 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PICK IT UP IN TRANSIT? 430 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,478 IS THAT WHAT THE ICE MAN WOULD DO, HUH? 431 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,246 IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, BUT -- 432 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,514 TOO MANY VARIABLES. 433 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,649 WE HAVE A WAY IN AND OUT OF A VAULT. 434 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,252 WE TAKE DIAMONDS IN A CONTROLLED SITUATION. 435 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,787 WE'LL BE A LONG WAY GONE 436 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,856 BEFORE KERRITY NOTICES HE'S BEEN ROBBED. 437 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,358 [ CHUCKLES ] 438 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,361 WHAT? 439 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,866 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 440 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,368 HMM? 441 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,437 NO. 442 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,774 TO OUR SUCCESS. 443 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,911 NOSTROVYA. 444 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,515 YEAH, UM, CHEERS, MATE. 445 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,550 UH, I NEED -- I NEED TO MAKE A QUICK CALL, 446 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,919 BUG THE OLD LADY, LET HER KNOW I'M NOT MAKING IT IN TONIGHT. 447 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,787 YOU KNOW BIRDS. 448 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,289 OF COURSE. 449 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,857 OH. 450 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,293 [ Dialing ] 451 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,597 YEAH. YEAH. 452 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,799 SHEILA, NOT MAKING IT IN TONIGHT. 453 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,935 YEAH, WORK THING. BUGGER ALL. 454 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,070 HARDISON? 455 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,939 ARE YOU CALLING ME IN CHARACTER? 456 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,807 I TOLD YOU, BUTTERNUT, IT'S WORK. 457 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,743 I CAN'T GET OUT OF IT. 458 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,312 WHAT ACCENT IS THAT? 459 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,313 OOH. 460 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,014 OOH, YOU -- YOU'VE BEEN NABBED. 461 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,316 AFRAID SO. 462 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,451 Is it the mark? 463 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,919 NO. NO, MUFFIN, NO. 464 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,455 OH, IT'S THE GOONS. 465 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,889 YOU OVERSOLD THE PART. 466 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,892 You fell into the trap of the overzealous henchmen. 467 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,594 LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 468 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,928 JUST -- WELL, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT RUSSIANS. 469 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,797 IT'S GONNA BE A BIT OF A PROBLEM. 470 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,865 It's the Russians? 471 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,333 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PHONE NATE. 472 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,034 LEAVE IT OFF, CRUMPET. 473 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,736 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, HARDISON. 474 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,639 You -- You cannot talk your way out of Russians. 475 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,376 I MEAN, YOU -- YOU CAN STALL THEM, MAYBE, FOR A BIT. 476 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,510 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, 477 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,912 DO NOT TELL THEM YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE. 478 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,914 SMOOCHES. 479 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,416 LOVE HER. 480 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,921 SO, DO THESE OTHER BLOKES TALK, OR JUST YOU? 481 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,089 NO. 482 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,093 LET ME SHOW YOU THE PLAN. 483 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,545 NATE: Hey, Hardison, I just got an interesting phone call. 484 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:28,515 SOPHIE TELLS ME YOU'VE BEEN RECRUITED BY THE RUSSIANS. 485 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,982 I HAD COURTSIDE SEATS, MAN. 486 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,118 TELL HARDISON IF HE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE, 487 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,586 I'M GONNA SNAP HIM IN HALF. 488 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,723 UH, ELIOT SAYS "HI." [ CLEARS THROAT ] 489 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,626 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN THERE, ICE MAN? 490 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,593 OI. 491 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,929 JUST SO I'M CLEAR, YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU 492 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,598 BREAK INTO KERRITY'S VAULT AND STEAL HIS DIAMONDS. 493 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,134 OH, BEAUTIFUL. 494 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,170 WE'LL BLOW THE FLOOR OF THE VAULT AND CLIMB THROUGH. 495 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,773 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, WE'RE GONNA EXPLODE 496 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,409 THROUGH THE CEILING OF THE TUNNEL USING DET CORD 497 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:59,178 AND CLIMB INTO THE VAULT THROUGH THE FLOOR. 498 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,413 YES. 499 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,650 THIS IS WHAT I JUST SAY. 500 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,185 DET CORD -- THAT'S HOW THEY BLEW THE ARMORED TRUCK. 501 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,655 EXPLODING THROUGH THE FLOOR WILL SET THE SEISMIC SENSOR OFF. 502 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:09,922 THE TUNNEL'S A TERRIBLE WAY IN. 503 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,958 HARDISON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL THEM THEIR PLAN WON'T WORK. 504 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,793 THE TUNNEL IS A HORRIBLE WAY IN. 505 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,528 I HEARD YOU, PARKER. 506 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,930 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M -- I'M -- I'M -- I'M SOR-- 507 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,533 I'M SORRY, COMRADES, BUT YOUR PLAN IS RONK. 508 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,935 SEE, THE EXPLOSION WILL TRIP THE SEISMIC SENSOR. 509 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,104 WE'LL HAVE THE FEDS ON OUR ARSES IN NO TIME. 510 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,808 WELL, THEN, THE WORLD'S GREATEST THIEF 511 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,578 HAVE TO TAKE US ANOTHER WAY, HMM? 512 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,982 YEAH. 513 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,451 I'LL GET YOU INTO KERRITY'S VAULT. 514 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,986 NO NEED TO BE PISSY, MATE. 515 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,888 NATE: Oh, yes. Of course you will. 516 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,124 NOW, LISTEN, HARDISON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 517 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,594 TO BUY SOME TIME SO WE CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS. 518 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,629 YEAH, GET BUSY. 519 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,637 GUYS, GUYS, I CAN'T MAKE ANY SENSE OF HARDISON'S FILES. 520 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,638 YOU CAN'T TRACK HIM. 521 00:23:58,671 --> 00:23:59,506 HE'S USUALLY THE ONE THAT DOES THE TRACKING. 522 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,608 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE LEFT IT ON, HUH? 523 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,675 WHAT IF WE JUST TELL HIM TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT? 524 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,876 WELL, THEY'LL KILL HIM. 525 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,012 IF HE GOES ALONG WITH THEIR PLAN NOW, THEY'LL GET ARRESTED. 526 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,014 LOOK, WE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY FOR HARDISON TO BREAK IN. 527 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,248 WE NEED A CLOSER LOOK AT THE VAULT. 528 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,183 YEAH. I'M WORKING ON IT. I-I... 529 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,520 HERE -- HAIR SPRAY. YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS. 530 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,621 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, MAN. 531 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,556 IF HARDISON HELPS THESE RUSSIANS STEAL THE EVIDENCE, 532 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,057 HOW ARE WE GONNA PROVE THAT KERRITY SET UP THE ROBBERY? 533 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,960 I'M WORKING ON IT. I-I... 534 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,231 DO NOT CALL SOPHIE. 535 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,674 [ DOOR BUZZES ] 536 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,809 MR. STERLING. 537 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,144 GOOD NEWS, I HOPE. 538 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,613 WELL, IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL. 539 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,748 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 540 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,651 THE CLAIM IS ON YOUR JEWELER'S BLOCK COVERAGE POLICY. 541 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,620 IN ORDER TO VERIFY THE ELIGIBILITY OF YOUR COVERAGE, 542 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,022 I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR VAULT. 543 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:52,759 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND, IF THERE'S ANY DISCREPANCY 544 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,293 BETWEEN WHAT YOU SAY YOUR SECURITY IS 545 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,995 AND WHAT YOUR SECURITY ACTUALLY IS, 546 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,197 WELL, THAT WOULD INVALIDATE THE CLAIM. 547 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,231 [ CHUCKLES ] 548 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,668 I CAN ASSURE YOU MY VAULT IS AS GOOD AS I CLAIM. 549 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,135 MM-HMM. 550 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:06,539 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 551 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,107 I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU MYSELF. COME ON. 552 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:15,047 13-TON STEEL DOOR -- 553 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,717 CAN WITHSTAND 12 HOURS OF DRILLING. 554 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,653 NOW, THE DOOR CAN WITHSTAND UP TO 12 HOURS' DRILLING. 555 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,555 YOU CAN'T USE FORCE. 556 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,691 THE LOCK HAS A MILLION POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS, 557 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,993 AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE COMBO. 558 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,128 THE MAGNETIC SENSORS ARE DEACTIVATED 559 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,798 BY PUNCHING A COLOR CODE INTO THE RGB KEYPAD. 560 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,000 IF HE HAS AN RGB KEYPAD, WE'RE BUGGERED. 561 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,101 THEY'RE UNHACKABLE. 562 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:38,337 PARKER: RGB keypad? Let me see. 563 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,673 Move the camera left. No, vault left. 564 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:43,075 ALL RIGHT. THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THIS MY WAY. 565 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,812 REMOVE THE SENSOR WHILE KEEPING THE MAGNETIC FIELD INTACT. 566 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,213 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A 4-INCH... 567 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,348 ...A 4-INCH-BY-4-INCH ALUMINIUM PLATE, 568 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,318 DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE, AND A PHILLIPS-HEAD SCREWDRIVER. 569 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,753 COME ON. 570 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,288 GOT IT. 571 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,167 PRESSURE-SENSITIVE TILES, 572 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,169 DISABLED WITH THE KEYPAD RIGHT HERE. 573 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,303 [ BEEPING ] 574 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,339 TWO CAMERAS. WHO MONITORS THE FEEDS? 575 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,608 THE GUARD UPSTAIRS -- 24 HOURS A DAY. 576 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,009 I ALSO HAVE A MONITOR IN MY OFFICE. 577 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,277 HMM. HEAT SENSORS? MOTION SENSORS? 578 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:20,913 YES, BUT TO MINIMIZE FALSE ALARMS, 579 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:24,016 THE ALARM ONLY GOES OFF IF BOTH HEAT AND MOTION ARE DETECTED. 580 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,085 THE KEYPAD OVER THERE DISABLES IT. 581 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,954 PLEASE? 582 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,723 ELIOT: Hardison's not gonna be able to do anything 583 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,091 if the heat sensors are on. 584 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,359 NATE, USE THE HAIR SPRAY. 585 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,862 IT CREATES A FILM THAT BLOCKS THE HEAT. 586 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:40,232 HEAT SENSOR OVER HERE, AND THIS IS THE SEISMIC SENSOR. 587 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,969 ANY SOUND LOUDER THAN MY VOICE, AND IT TRIGGERS. 588 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,070 THE ALARM WILL SOUND. 589 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,939 YOU KNOW, I NOTICED YOUR BOX-NUMBERING SYSTEM IS OFF. 590 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,109 IT GOES FROM 82 TO 84. 591 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:53,713 IT'S -- YES, IT'S VERY, UH, STRANGE. 592 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,216 [ CLEARS THROAT ] IT'S, UM... 593 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:58,217 AH. IT'S RIGHT HERE. 594 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,385 -OH, THERE IT IS. -83. 595 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,054 SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] MY MISTAKE. 596 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,190 OF COURSE. WHAT'S THAT? 597 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,858 -SECURITY FOG. -AH. 598 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,393 IF THE ALARM TRIGGERS, THAT DOOR LOCKS DOWN, 599 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:08,327 AND THE VAULT FILLS 600 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,330 WITH A GLYCOL-BASED, NONTRANSPARENT FOG. 601 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,198 VISIBILITY IS ZERO. 602 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,333 YOU CAN'T STEAL WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE. 603 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,268 AND THE FOG IS TRIGGERED BY THE FLOOR? 604 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,169 TRIPLE-WIRED. 605 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,137 IT'LL GO OFF AT THE TOUCH OF THE TILES, 606 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,207 the motion sensor, and the seismic sensor. 607 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,143 LOCKDOWN, FULL FOG, COPS ON THE WAY. 608 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,077 HMM. 609 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,879 YOU ARE VERY PROUD OF YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM, 610 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:27,714 AREN'T YOU, MR. KERRITY? 611 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,149 I SPARE NO EXPENSE, MR. STERLING. 612 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:31,150 [ CHUCKLES ] 613 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,119 HOW BAD IS IT? 614 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,220 [ SIGHS ] 615 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,822 THERE'S NO WAY HARDISON'S GONNA BE ABLE 616 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:36,923 TO BREAK INTO THAT VAULT. 617 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,125 [ Normal voice ] WHAT IS HARDISON GONNA DO? 618 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,061 NO, HARDISON IS GONNA PRETEND TO BREAK INTO THE VAULT. 619 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,063 YEAH, WELL, HOPEFULLY, THE RUSSIANS WILL ONLY PRETEND 620 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:46,232 -to kill him. -NO ONE'S GETTING KILLED. 621 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,034 WE'RE GONNA BREAK IN FOR HIM. 622 00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:57,944 Nate: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS QUICK AND DIRTY. 623 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,479 YOU GUYS BREAK INTO THE VAULT BEFORE HARDISON DOES 624 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,281 SO THE RUSSIANS THINK HE'S DOING IT. 625 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,483 WHY NOT? HE'S BEEN TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK ALL DAY ANYWAY. 626 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,285 AND THEN HARDISON WILL LEAD THE RUSSIANS INTO THE VAULT 627 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,987 A FEW PACES BEHIND YOU. 628 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,989 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING. 629 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,258 HARDISON MUST'VE HACKED INTO THE SECURITY FEED BEFORE HE LEFT. 630 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,392 Nate: WELL, WELL. 631 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,929 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE KEEP KERRITY OUT OF HIS OWN VAULT. 632 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,869 SO...BRILLIANT PLAN TO GET US INSIDE? 633 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,003 OH, BELIEVE IT. 634 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:28,340 SO, UH...WHAT DEPOSIT BOX ARE THE STOLEN DIAMONDS IN? 635 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,044 YOU GET US IN... 636 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:33,212 WE'LL TELL YOU. 637 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,749 WOW. THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 638 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,885 $300,000 ON YOUR NECK. 639 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,052 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 640 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,855 OH, AMY, I'M GONNA MEET YOU AT THE BAR, SWEETIE, OKAY? 641 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,924 YOU'LL EARN THAT LATER. LET'S GO. 642 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,126 EXCELLENT. THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT. 643 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:50,096 YEAH. CAN WE TALK SOMEWHERE PRIVATE? 644 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:54,200 [ SIGHS ] 645 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,369 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 646 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,272 Man: WHEN DID HE GET HERE? 647 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:03,976 [ DOOR BUZZES ] 648 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,278 [ WHISTLES ] YO, YO. 649 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:07,479 LATE NIGHT, MAN. 650 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:10,749 IS THERE A REGISTER I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT? 651 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,254 SORRY, BUDDY. 652 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:20,292 Okay, Parker, you're clear. Come on down. 653 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,535 THE, UH, INSPECTION OF YOUR VAULT 654 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,938 DID REVEAL A FEW ISSUES. 655 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:35,174 THE MAGNETIC SENSOR IS AN S-2000. 656 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,809 THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S THE LATEST ONE. 657 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:39,879 SORRY, BUT, UH, YOUR POLICY INDICATES 658 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:43,182 THAT IT IS AN S-950 MODEL. 659 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,017 AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A DISCREPANCY. 660 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:46,052 IT'S A BETTER VERSION. 661 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:49,055 YEAH, WELL, NO, I MEAN, MR. KERRITY, YOU KNOW, 662 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,123 GIVEN THIS NEW, UH, THIS NEW INFORMATION, 663 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,524 I'M SURE THAT MY COMPANY 664 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:55,394 WILL MOST CERTAINLY DENY YOUR, UH, YOUR CLAIM. 665 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,196 LOOK, I COULD BE DRINKING CHAMPAGNE 666 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,465 WITH A TALL BRUNETTE SITTING IN MY LAP RIGHT NOW. 667 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,068 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO COME HERE AND TELL ME THIS TONIGHT? 668 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,937 WELL, I CAME DOWN HERE TONIGHT TO PRESENT TO YOU 669 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,338 A-A DIFFERENT OPTION -- 670 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,340 YOU KNOW, ONE THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, 671 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,977 I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IN PERSON. 672 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,982 THIS WILL HOLD THEM TOGETHER. 673 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,049 ELECTRIC'S FASTER. 674 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,886 THE VIBRATIONS WILL SET OFF THE SEISMIC SENSOR. 675 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,474 [ BEEPING ] 676 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,885 ELIOT, APPROACHING THE BUILDING. 677 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,286 Approaching the building. 678 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,155 [ British accent ] WAIT HERE, RIGHT? 679 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,457 I'VE GOT TO HANDLE THE INITIAL BREAK-IN MYSELF. 680 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,959 TOO MANY COOKS AND ALL. 681 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:04,997 OI. DELIVERY. 682 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,901 [ DOOR BUZZES ] 683 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:16,242 [ GRUNTING ] 684 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,611 NEXT TIME, I'M PLAYING THE THIEF. 685 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,348 I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU DO AN ACCENT. 686 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,284 I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU DO AN ACCENT. 687 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,219 [ Normal voice ] I WENT TO SECOND CITY IN CHICAGO. 688 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,222 [ GRUNTS ] 689 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,690 ELIOT: When did you find time between that 690 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,525 -and karate at the Y? -HARDISON: You know what? 691 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:34,526 Shut up. Just -- Just shut up. Just -- 692 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,162 Parker: SHUT UP, GUYS. 693 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,577 [ BEEPING ] 694 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,479 [ DOOR UNLOCKS ] 695 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,720 A PRIVATE ARRANGEMENT COULD BE MADE, YOU KNOW, 696 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,957 TO, UH, PERHAPS EASE SOME OF THE -- THE PAPERWORK. 697 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,193 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A BRIBE? 698 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,460 NO, NO, NO, LISTEN, 699 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:11,197 I PREFER TO LOOK AT IT AS A PROCESSING FEE. 700 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:14,000 YEAH, AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN TWO GENTLEMEN 701 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:15,434 WHO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 702 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,638 LAY DOWN. STOP MOVING. STOP MOVING. 703 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,341 [ GRUNTS ] 704 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:25,144 HOW ABOUT THAT? 705 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,255 IDIOT. 706 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,329 [ DOOR CREAKING ] 707 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,370 STUCK IT. 708 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,756 [ British accent ] THIS LITTLE BABY 709 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,724 WILL DEACTIVATE THE MAGNETIC SENSORS. 710 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,798 SMELLS LIKE...PATCHOULI. 711 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,000 DOES IT? 712 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,475 ELIOT: Parker wrote the combination 713 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,678 in invisible ink on the door next to you. 714 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:37,116 She's in there, but she hasn't deactivated the floor yet. 715 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,121 Take your time with the tumblers. 716 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:48,327 YOU ARE REALLY EVERYTHING YOU CLAIMED. 717 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,328 SORRY? 718 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,431 I SAID, "YOU'RE REALLY EVERYTHING YOU CLAIMED." 719 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:54,400 IF I'M LYING, I'M DYING. 720 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,835 YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 721 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,537 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I'M SORRY. 722 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,073 JUST TO SAY IN ENGLISH -- VERY TRICKY. 723 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,343 Eliot: HARDISON, SLOW DOWN. 724 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,213 YOU'RE BREEZING THROUGH THAT COMBO LOCK WAY TOO FAST. 725 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,614 PARKER, WHAT'S YOUR E.T.A.? 726 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:11,150 NOT READY YET. 727 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:12,284 FLOOR'S STILL HOT. 728 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:13,552 Nate, our timing's not gonna work out. 729 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,187 Nate: LOOK, KERRITY, YOU KNOW, 730 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,589 YOU COULD HAVE THE INSURANCE COMPANY PROCESS YOUR CLAIM 731 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,292 AND, YOU KNOW, GO THROUGH IT BY THE BOOK AND EVERYTHING, 732 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,328 AND I GUARANTEE YOU YOU'LL SEE YOUR MONEY -- 733 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,862 JUST AS SOON AS HELL FREEZES OVER. 734 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,731 [ CHUCKLES ] 735 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:26,598 OR... 736 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:29,468 OR YOU ACCEPT MY ALTERNATIVE TERMS, 737 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,837 AND, YOU KNOW, WE, UH, WE BOTH WIN. 738 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,207 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH? 739 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,876 THEY LET YOU OUT OF YOUR LITTLE INSURANCE CUBICLE 740 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,346 ONCE A YEAR TO HUSTLE HONEST CUSTOMERS? 741 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,514 LOOK, KERRITY, YOU KNOW, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW -- 742 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,516 YOU COME IN HERE WAY AFTER HOURS, 743 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,818 THINKING YOU CAN EXTORT ME FOR A BRIBE?! 744 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,620 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 745 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,489 ELIOT: Parker, you better get a move on. 746 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,757 Nate and Hardison are way ahead of you. 747 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,492 Parker: OKAY, THE FLOOR IS CLEAR. 748 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:56,262 Nate, Parker's still in the vault. 749 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:57,796 GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! 750 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,466 NO, I'M -- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 751 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,435 ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THIS UP, MR. ICE? 752 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,504 RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH, SURE. JUST... 753 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,174 [ CLICKS ] THERE IT GOES. 754 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,275 GOT IT. I FOUND IT. 755 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,477 I FOUND IT. 756 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:13,312 I NEED 60 SECONDS. 757 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,415 ELIOT: Well, can you turn invisible in 60 seconds? 758 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,150 'Cause they're busting in there. 759 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,385 [ DOOR UNLOCKS ] 760 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,693 PARKER, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME. 761 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:30,196 I'm not ready. 762 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,415 [ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ] 763 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,553 BOX 72. 764 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,821 I'M ON IT. 765 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,226 ELIOT: She didn't crack those. 766 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,193 WHAT? 767 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:03,462 SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME. YOU MOVED TOO FAST. 768 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,197 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE. 769 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:07,366 "WHAT?" WHAT? 770 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,403 DO YOU MIND? 771 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:12,604 PERSONAL SPACE. 772 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:20,279 WHAT PART OF "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE" DON'T YOU GET? 773 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,813 MR. KERRITY, I'M IN INSURANCE. 774 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:24,316 NOW, IF YOU THINK THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN THREATENED 775 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,150 BY A FIREARM BEFORE, 776 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,685 -YOU'RE QUITE MISTAKEN. -OH, YEAH? 777 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,287 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CONSIDER THIS GUN 778 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,755 YOUR LITTLE SECURITY ESCORT? 779 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,458 WHAT THE HELL? 780 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,626 IS THIS A SETUP? 781 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,999 GUYS, UH, KERRITY'S ON HIS WAY DOWN. 782 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,235 [ FINGERS SNAPPING ] 783 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:46,605 OH, WHAT? WHAT? SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH! 784 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:49,741 SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 785 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,643 DIAMOND JIM'S COMING DOWN HERE. 786 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,646 YOU -- YOU GO AND STOP HIM WHILE I NICK THE DIAMONDS. 787 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:59,751 HEY, WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?! 788 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,487 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 789 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,489 WE'RE TAKING MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS. 790 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:08,494 INSTEAD OF 10%, 100%, MINUS, UH, HIS CUT. 791 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,262 WHERE IS HE?! 792 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:11,997 [ CLICKING ] 793 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,267 [ DOOR THUDS ] 794 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:16,435 [ ALARM BLARING ] 795 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:19,638 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?! 796 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:25,411 WHAT IS THIS? 797 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,746 THE SECURITY SYSTEM. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 798 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,615 SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 799 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,883 DIAMOND JIM'S COMING DOWN HERE. 800 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,920 YOU -- YOU GO AND STOP HIM WHILE I NICK THE DIAMONDS. 801 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,996 [ Normal voice ] THANK YOU. AND I MEAN THANK YOU. 802 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,598 BUT HOW ARE WE GETTING OUT OF HERE? 803 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:47,599 [ BEEPING ] 804 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,067 -WHAT IS THAT? -SHH. 805 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,702 PULL YOUR ARMS IN. 806 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,842 [ EXPLOSION, RUMBLING ] 807 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,448 DET CORD. 808 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,984 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 809 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,560 AGAINST THE WALL! 810 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:17,596 WHAT IS THAT -- A GUN? DROP IT. 811 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:23,001 MR. KERRITY, IT'S A HELL OF A MONTH YOU'RE HAVING, HUH? 812 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,804 I MEAN, FIRST A $9 MILLION ARMORED-CAR HEIST, 813 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,339 AND NOW THIS? 814 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:28,840 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 815 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,942 WELL, YOUR ALARM WAS ACTIVATED. 816 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,680 SEE, AND THAT NOTIFIES THE LOCAL POLICE, WHICH NOTIFIES ME. 817 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,482 RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 818 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,716 ABOUT ANYTHING, LIEUTENANT. 819 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,551 IT WAS A -- IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 820 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,752 YEAH, WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF IT. 821 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,555 YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO STICK AROUND ANYMORE. 822 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:44,556 YOU CAN GO. 823 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:46,858 UH, WE TRIED TO STOP A ROBBERY. 824 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:48,360 BOX 72. 825 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:49,995 IT'S EMPTY. 826 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,470 [ WHISTLES ] 827 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,039 NOW, YOU SAID IN YOUR REPORT 828 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,942 THAT YOUR LAST SHIPMENT OF LOOSE DIAMONDS 829 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,444 WAS STOLEN EN ROUTE. 830 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,647 AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 831 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,016 THAT'S THE SAME LOGO AS THE ARMORED-CAR COMPANY. 832 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,485 BUT I'M SURE WHEN WE CHECK THESE DIAMONDS OUT, 833 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,920 I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HAVE 834 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,622 THE SAME I.D. NUMBERS AS THE MISSING ICE. 835 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:17,823 I'M SURE OF THAT. 836 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,459 ARE YOU SURE OF THAT, MR. KERRITY? 837 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:24,930 [ SIGHS ] 838 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,671 THOUGHT WE COULDN'T USE THIS TUNNEL. 839 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,706 THE TUNNEL'S A HORRIBLE WAY IN. 840 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,444 BUT IT'S A GREAT WAY OUT. 841 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,121 YOUR NAME'S BEEN TOTALLY CLEARED. 842 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,957 I'M BACK ON THE FORCE AS OF MONDAY. 843 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,825 SHOULDER'S PRETTY MUCH HEALED UP, TOO. 844 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:54,826 EXCELLENT. 845 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:55,827 KERRITY AND HIS GOONS -- 846 00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:58,430 THEY WENT DOWN FOR INSURANCE FRAUD AND THEFT. 847 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,632 BUSINESS HAS BASICALLY COLLAPSED. 848 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,601 AND, UH, WE, UH, WE MANAGED 849 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,903 TO, UH, RETRIEVE SOMETHING FROM, UH, THE WRECKAGE 850 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:09,641 FOR, UH, YOU KNOW, HELP WITH YOUR MEDICAL COSTS. 851 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:15,146 WHERE'D THIS COME FROM? 852 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,148 UH... 853 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,651 SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE. 854 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,103 IT'S LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN THERE. 855 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,106 [ CHUCKLES ] 856 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,074 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? YOU STILL SCREWED IT UP. 857 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,544 I'M SMILING 'CAUSE YOU SAID IF I GOT IN TROUBLE, 858 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,712 YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME. 859 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,013 PARKER MADE ME. 860 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,214 NO, I DIDN'T. 861 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,082 COME ON, MAN. LET'S HUG IT OUT. 862 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,951 I'M NOT HUGGING IT OUT, ICE MAN. 863 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,252 JUST HUG IT -- JUST A LITTLE MAN LOVE. 864 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,887 I'M NOT HUGGING IT OUT WITH YOU. 865 00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:57,222 -NO, IT'S NOT -- -JUST SIT DOWN ON YOUR STOOL. 866 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,824 DON'T MAKE THIS AWKWARD. JUST DON'T MAKE THIS -- 867 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,692 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? -THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE NOW. 868 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:01,560 -JUST DON'T -- -DUDE. 869 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,094 GET IN THE PITS, MAN. GET IN THE PITS. 870 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,195 I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FRICKIN' ARM. 871 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,071 [ SIGHS ] 872 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:14,139 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 873 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,708 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 874 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:22,648 [ BEEPS ] 875 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,550 NOT YOU TOO, HUH? 876 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:27,018 SORRY. WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME TOO? 877 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,655 WELL, YOU'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY RUSSIANS? 878 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:30,889 OH, YEAH. THAT. 879 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:34,025 THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER, NO QUESTION. 880 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,061 UH, IT WORKED OUT, THOUGH. 881 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:39,565 OH, IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE WITHOUT ME -- 882 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,899 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 883 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:43,735 NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT -- I'M NOT -- 884 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,704 I'm not saying that at all, no. 885 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,841 NO, I JUST WANT TO SAY, UH... 886 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,144 TO SAY WHAT? 887 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,884 I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY... 888 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,552 for bugging you, um... 889 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:03,555 and for them calling -- for them calling. 890 00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:06,257 I-I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. I... 891 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:13,565 LISTEN, CALL WHENEVER YOU WANT. 892 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,901 You know... 893 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,876 BYE. 894 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:26,712 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 895 00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:31,583 [ SIGHS ] 896 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,787 [ BEEPS ]