1 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,406 -THANKS, JIM. -SEE YOU SOON. 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,241 TELL YOUR MOM I HOPE SHE FEELS BETTER SOON. 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,476 WILL DO. THANKS, TABITHA. 4 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,512 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN? 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,681 [ SIGHS ] I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP, MS. DELAVEGA. 6 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,783 WHAT FOR THIS TIME, OSCAR? LAST WEEK, IT WAS WHAT -- 7 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,551 A LEAKY WATER HEATER AND EXPOSED WIRES? 8 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,187 NEITHER WERE TRUE. 9 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,122 LOOSE TILES. SOMEBODY MIGHT GET HURT. 10 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,590 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,093 YOU DON'T FIX THESE SAFETY VIOLATIONS... 12 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,361 CITY'S GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN. 13 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,131 DIDN'T OUR CLASS VOTE YOU "MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED"? 14 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,201 WONDER WHAT THEY'D SAY IF THEY COULD SEE YOU NOW. 15 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:43,111 [ BEEPING ] 16 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,845 HARDISON, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME. 17 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,681 HEY, MAN, WE'RE IN PORTLAND. GOT TO DO AS THE HIPPIES DO. 18 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,583 I HAVE NO PROBLEM GOING GREEN, ALL RIGHT? 19 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,319 I PUT IN YOUR TANK-LESS WATER HEATER 20 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,687 AND YOUR LOW-FLOW FAUCET AND ALL YOUR SOLAR-POWERED CRAP. 21 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,756 BUT COMPOSTING, DUDE? SERIOUSLY, IT STINKS IN HERE. 22 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,726 THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE SWEET SMELL OF SUSTAINABILITY. 23 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,229 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT. OH, WE GOT SOME RECYCLING BINS. 24 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,230 YOU GOT TO PUT THOSE IN. 25 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,299 THERE'S A CARDBOARD CRUSHER -- VERY EFFECTI-- 26 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,609 SINCE WE LOST DAD, 27 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:18,346 I'VE BEEN RUNNING THINGS ON MY OWN. 28 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,582 I KNOW IT'S A SMALL STORE, BUT HE BUILT IT. 29 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,784 YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF HIM. 30 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,387 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN KEEP IT GOING. 31 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,856 VALUE!MORE OPENS TOMORROW. 32 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,225 THERE'S THREE ALREADY IN SPITTING DISTANCE. 33 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,894 ALL THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS BECAME A GHOST TOWN WITHIN A YEAR. 34 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,598 MOM-AND-POP STORES CLOSED UP, AND THE FOLKS JUST LEFT. 35 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,233 WHY DO YOU THINK THE CITY'S IN ON IT? 36 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,535 BECAUSE VALUE!MORE GOT THE PROPERTY RE-ZONED 37 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,204 WITHOUT EVEN A PUBLIC HEARING. 38 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,673 WE FOUND OUT TOO LATE THEY HAD ALREADY BOUGHT THE BUILDING. 39 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,209 WOW. THAT MAKES IT TOUGHER TO STOP THEM. 40 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,743 I MEAN, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 41 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,445 WELL, NOW STORES LIKE MINE 42 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:54,248 ARE GETTING HIT WITH TRUMPED-UP CITY FINES. 43 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,350 SOMEBODY'S DEFINITELY GETTING THEIR PALM GREASED. 44 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,319 WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS, THEY'RE PUSHING PEOPLE AROUND. 45 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,387 THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE NOTICE. 46 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,522 SOME PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT IT. 47 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,558 THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S GONNA DO TO OUR TOWN. 48 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:05,726 LITTLE TOWNS LIKE OURS -- 49 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,628 THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT THEM. 50 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,563 ONCE THAT'S GONE, 51 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,665 I JUST DON'T THINK WE CAN GET IT BACK. 52 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,404 IT'S SO CUTE HERE. 53 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,406 MS. COWAN, DID YOU KNOW APPLE SPRINGS 54 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,674 IS HOME TO THE NATION'S LARGEST GARDEN GNOME? 55 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,711 FIRST, YAWN. SECOND, WE ARE NOT HERE TO SIGHT-SEE, ABIGAIL. 56 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,813 -WE ARE HERE TO WORK. -YEAH, IT'S ANNA. 57 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,815 AND, MS. COWAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 58 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,850 WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO WORK WITH YOU. 59 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,885 YOU'RE THE BEST REGIONAL TEAM LEADER 60 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,354 VALUE!MORE HAS EVER HAD. 61 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,522 [ BELLS JINGLING ] 62 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,324 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 63 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,725 PHARMACY. 64 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,628 I GIVE IT TWO MONTHS. 65 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,696 BAKERY -- THREE WEEKS, TOPS. 66 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,465 CANDY SHOPPE WITH AN "E." 67 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,701 OH, GROCERY. THIS IS A TOUGHIE. 68 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,338 HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. 69 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,772 SWEET, HUH? 70 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,574 BYE-BYE. 71 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,678 MAN, SHE'S A BEAUTY, DON'T YOU THINK? 72 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,414 NO, I'M NOT GONNA MISS THIS. 73 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,416 LOOK, YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO KNOW. 74 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,353 I'VE DECIDED THIS IS GOING TO BE MY FINAL BUSINESS TRIP. 75 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,955 -OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE QUITTING. -PLEASE. 76 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:11,792 I HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR VALUE!MORE FOR 15 YEARS -- 15. 77 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,327 I'M TIRED OF THE AIRPLANE FOOD, 78 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,762 THE HOTEL BEDBUGS, AND THE JET LAG. 79 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,630 THERE'S A CORNER OFFICE AND A PARKING SPACE 80 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,266 AT CORPORATE WITH MY NAME ON IT -- 81 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,667 OR THERE SOON WILL BE. 82 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,802 AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME GET IT. 83 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:22,770 I AM? 84 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,705 IN TWO WEEKS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS PLACE 85 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,607 UP AND RUNNING LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE. 86 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,643 APPLE SPRINGS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT. 87 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,479 OKAY. 88 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,719 SO, YEAH, I'M CASTING THE NEW SEASON -- "DEVEREAUX." 89 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,754 I'M GONNA BE THE NEW STANISLAVSKI. 90 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:41,789 WELL, IT'S AMAZING, 91 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,625 EXCEPT THAT DEVEREAUX'S NOT EVEN YOUR REAL NAME. 92 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,260 PFF! DETAILS. 93 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,462 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING. 94 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,564 I'M TALKING ABOUT SAVING A SMALL TOWN. 95 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,433 -FROM WHAT? -WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON? 96 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,367 ELIOT FOUND US A CLIENT, 97 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,303 BUT HARDISON DOESN'T THINK IT'S A CLIENT. 98 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,370 IT'S NOT A CLIENT. 99 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,505 LOOK. 100 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,539 [ BEEPING ] 101 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,608 A BIG-BOX STORE IS GONNA DESTROY A SMALL TOWN, 102 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,510 AND I WANT TO SAVE IT -- IS THAT NOT WHAT WE DO? 103 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,845 VALUE!MORE? IT'S -- IT'S A HUGE BRAND. 104 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:08,282 THEY STARTED WITH ONE STORE, AND THEY GREW LIKE A WEED. 105 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,617 IT'S AN AMERICAN DREAM. 106 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,918 EACH STORE IS GINORMOUS. 107 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,621 I MEAN, THEY PROBABLY SUPPLY HUNDREDS OF JOBS. 108 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:14,855 AND THANKS TO THEIR LOW PRICES, 109 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,725 MY NANA WAS ABLE TO FEED ALL US KIDS WHEN MONEY WAS TIGHT, 110 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,892 AND MONEY WAS ALWAYS TIGHT. 111 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,762 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO SHOP THERE? 112 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,431 I'M SAYING THEY WERE LIED TO, ALL RIGHT? 113 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,865 THIS FAMILY-FRIENDLY ACT IS ALL BULL-- 114 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,833 NO, HE'S -- HE'S RIGHT. 115 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,901 I'VE HAD VALUE!MORE ON MY RADAR FOR A WHILE. 116 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,837 WHAT THEY DO IS, THEY BRIBE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS 117 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,138 FOR TAX AND REAL-ESTATE SUBSIDIES. 118 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:34,041 LOOK, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. A NEW STORE WILL MAKE NEW JOBS, OKAY? 119 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,076 BUT IT ALSO KILLS ALL THE MOM-AND-POP SHOPS, 120 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,345 AND THAT HURTS THE TOWN DOUBLE. 121 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,514 NOT TO MENTION ALL THE FACTORY JOBS THAT ARE OUTSOURCED TO -- 122 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,749 TO FOREIGN SWEATSHOPS. 123 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,518 NOW, FULL-TIME WORKERS SHOULD GET HEALTH INSURANCE, RIGHT? 124 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,487 WELL, TO GET AROUND THAT, VALUE!MORE -- 125 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,389 THEY DON'T EVEN OFFER FULL-TIME JOBS. 126 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,591 WAIT. IF THEY'RE SO BAD, WHY HAVEN'T WE HIT THEM YET? 127 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,361 -'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BIG. -"TOO BIG." 128 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,696 WE OVERTHREW A GOVERNMENT IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. 129 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,097 A SMALL FOREIGN COUNTRY. 130 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,967 LOOK, VALUE!MORE, WHAT THEY EARN IN A YEAR -- 131 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,737 IT TRUMPS THE GDP OF MOST FIRST-WORLD NATIONS. 132 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,774 AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE AN ARMY OF EXECUTIVES. 133 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,511 EXACTLY. SO THERE'S NO SINGLE WEAK SPOT TO TARGET. 134 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,813 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE COMPANY. 135 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,120 ALL RIGHT, THEN ONE STORE. 136 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,755 THIS STORE. 137 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,628 YOU'D -- YOU'D HAVE TO... 138 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,030 YOU'D HAVE TO NIP IT IN THE BUD, THOUGH. 139 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,799 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'D HAVE TO CLOSE THE STORE 140 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,367 BEFORE IT EVEN OPENED. 141 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,937 AND WHEN IS IT OPENING? 142 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,108 TOMORROW. 143 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,076 TOMORROW? 144 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,081 OKAY. BETTER MOVE FAST. 145 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,117 IS ANYBODY THINKING HERE?! 146 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,052 WE ARE SELLING HOT DOGS! SO WHAT DO WE NEED?! 147 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,721 WE NEED KETCHUP, MUSTARD, RELISH! 148 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,088 -GO! -OH, SURE, MS. COWAN. UH, UH -- 149 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,624 GO! 150 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,792 Hardison, there's a woman running the show here. 151 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,061 She's not on the roster. 152 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,831 [ BEEPING ] 153 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,400 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WORK IN APPLE SPRINGS. 154 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,635 SHE WAS SENT BY CORPORATE. 155 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,471 CAROLINE COWAN, REGIONAL TEAM LEADER. 156 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,739 COMPANY VETERAN. 157 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,675 SHE MOVES FROM STORE TO STORE AND GETS THEM UP AND RUNNING. 158 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,644 WELL, SHE'S THE ONE TO LOOK OUT FOR. 159 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,979 WE'LL SET UP SURVEILLANCE ON HER. 160 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,649 -[ SIGHS ] -[ WHISTLES ] 161 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,717 FANCY DIGS. 162 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,719 OH. WELL, THAT'S ONE THING VALUE!MORE'S GOOD AT 163 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:26,787 IS PINCHING PENNIES. 164 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,623 OKAY, GUYS, THERE'S ONLY THREE VALUE!MORE STORES 165 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,024 THAT HAVE EVER CLOSED IN THE PAST. 166 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,760 THE FIRST ONE WAS OVER A LAND DISPUTE. 167 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,195 [ BEEP ] SO THAT WILL BE OUR WAY IN. 168 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,931 [ BED CREAKS ] 169 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,767 [ SNIFFS ] 170 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,134 OH, THEY DON'T WASH THESE, DO THEY? 171 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,670 -NO, NO. -OKAY. 172 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,808 YES, MS. COWAN. 173 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,543 TAKING YOUR LUGGAGE TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW -- ROOM 32. 174 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,044 OKAY. [ BEEP ] 175 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,946 YOU'RE GONNA BE PLAYING DR. ELLIE SATTLER, 176 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,182 EX-PAT, ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVIST. 177 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,551 HMM? WHAT? I HAVE TO -- WHAT? 178 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,952 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 179 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,020 -MM-HMM. -NO. 180 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,556 PEOPLE STUDY FOR LIKE YEARS TO LEARN THIS STUFF, 181 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,858 AND YOU WANT ME TO DO IT IN LIKE 20 MINUTES? 182 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,594 "ERYTH-OCROC-RA-TES... 183 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,228 -ERYTHROCYTES. -...GLOMERUL-- ALIQ...WOT. 184 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,530 ALIQUOT. 185 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,198 IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN A REAL -- 186 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,667 IT'S, LIKE, NAMES OF DINOSAURS OR SOMETHING. 187 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,035 DINOSAURS WERE REAL. 188 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,570 [ SIGHS ] 189 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,975 THERE. NOW YOU FINALLY GOT IT. GUDONG. 190 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,977 G-GUDONG? 191 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,714 IT MEANS "SHAREHOLDER." I'M PRACTICING MY MANDARIN. 192 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,849 SOMEDAY, VALUE!MORE'S GONNA REACH ACROSS THE GLOBE, 193 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,184 AND WHEN THEY DO, I'M THEIR GAL. 194 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:35,188 NO MORE OF THIS PODUNK, U.S.A. I'LL BE RUNNING CHINA. 195 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,726 THAT'S REALLY EXCITING. BUT WHO IS THAT? 196 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,701 HI, THERE. 197 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,203 EXCUSE ME, MISS, WHAT DO YOU RECKON YOU'RE DOING HERE? 198 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,540 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 199 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,943 AH. WELL, YOU SEE, I WAS JUST COMING TO SEE YOU. 200 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,511 ABOUT WHAT? 201 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:03,016 UH, BECAUSE YOU AND I AND EVERYBODY IN THAT STORE... 202 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,886 ARE SLOWLY BEING POISONED TO DEATH. 203 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,923 [ LIQUID SLOSHING ] 204 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:14,528 [ HUMMING ] 205 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:18,065 [ GASPS ] MNH-MNH. NOT GOOD. 206 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:21,101 JUST AS I SUSPECTED. 207 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,236 YEP. RIGHT. 208 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,306 YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE OF THESE, AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE OF -- 209 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,709 DO YOU KNOW WHAT CADMIUM IS? 210 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,043 NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 211 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,813 IT'S A CHEMICAL BYPRODUCT OF SILVER MINING. 212 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,247 IT'S DEVASTATINGLY TOXIC. 213 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,850 THIS BUILDING SITS ON THE REMAINS OF AN OLD MINE. 214 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,752 -THE SITE'S CONTAMINATED. -REALLY? 215 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,054 WE HAD A FULL ENVIRONMENTAL SURVEY DONE. 216 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:41,955 WHY, YES, YOU DID, 217 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,757 BUT THEN YOU FIXED UP THE PARKING LOT 218 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,225 AND YOU DISTURBED ALL THAT LOVELY SOIL. 219 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,695 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE STORE. 220 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,163 NO. WE'RE SCHEDULED TO OPEN TOMORROW. 221 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,965 DO YOU HAVE A FEVER, MS. COWAN? 222 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,735 A STUFFY NOSE? A RASH? THE LOSS OF TASTE? 223 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,871 WE CALL IT THE CADMIUM BLUES. 224 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,640 PRETTY SOON -- MM-HMM -- 225 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,910 EVERYONE AROUND HERE IS GONNA BE HAVING THOSE SYMPTOMS. 226 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,645 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF? 227 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,846 THE LOVE CANAL DISASTER. 228 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,815 THE E.P.A.'s GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS. 229 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,585 DOC, I'D LIKE YOU OFF MY PROPERTY. 230 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,987 WELL, YOU MAY NOT CARE ABOUT PUBLIC SAFETY, 231 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,024 BUT THE CITY COUNCIL WILL. 232 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,327 -UGH! COME ON. -CADMIUM? 233 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,030 THE WHOLE STORE IS POISONED. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 234 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,898 FIRST, TAKE OFF THAT STUPID MASK. 235 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,734 IF THE E.P.A. HEARS ABOUT THIS, 236 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,069 THEY'RE GONNA SHUT US DOWN FOR WEEKS OF TESTING -- WEEKS. 237 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,671 BUT THE RESULTS COULD COME BACK CLEAN. 238 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,740 EVEN IF THEY DO, DO YOU THINK A SINGLE SOCCER MOM 239 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,741 IS GONNA STEP FOOT IN HERE 240 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,009 WHEN SHE HEARS THE GOSSIP FROM HER BRIDGE CLUB 241 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,277 ABOUT MEN IN BIOHAZARD SUITS? 242 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,113 NO, THIS IS ABOUT PUBLIC PERCEPTION. 243 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,282 -GET ME CORPORATE ON THE PHONE. -YES, MA'AM. 244 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,086 NEXT ON THE AGENDA 245 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:50,157 IS A PRESENTATION BY DR. ELEANOR SATTLER. 246 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,727 BUT FIRST, A SPECIAL GUEST -- 247 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,230 MS. CAROLINE COWAN FROM OUR NEWEST NEIGHBOR, VALUE!MORE. 248 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,298 -UM... -EXCUSE ME. 249 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,767 THANK YOU, MR. MAYOR, 250 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,670 COUNCIL MEMBERS, FINE CITIZENS. 251 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:06,674 I AM HERE TONIGHT TO THANK YOU FOR WELCOMING OUR LITTLE STORE 252 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,710 INTO YOUR TOWN AND INTO YOUR HEARTS. 253 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,011 Nate, what's she doing? 254 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,312 Stand by, Sophie. 255 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,215 YOUR TOWN CHERISHES STRONG COMMUNITY VALUES, 256 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,249 JUST LIKE VALUE!MORE DOES. 257 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,986 AND WE CONSIDER OURSELVES A FAMILY FOR A REASON. 258 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,121 BECAUSE WHEN IT'S TIME TO CIRCLE THE WAGONS, 259 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,190 FAMILIES PROTECT EACH OTHER. 260 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,259 THAT IS WHY I FEEL IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY 261 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,195 TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY DISTURBING 262 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,897 THAT I DISCOVERED ABOUT YOUR TOWN. 263 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,933 UH, NATE, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 264 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,936 OOH! THERE'S ONE. AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 265 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,104 THAT'S -- THANK -- THANK YOU. 266 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,806 THAT'S VERY, VERY SUPER-HELPFUL, BABE. 267 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,874 -THANK YOU. -YEAH. 268 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:44,444 GUYS, SOPHIE'S ALIASES HAVE BEEN FLAGGED ONLINE. 269 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,379 -BY WHO? -EVERYONE! 270 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,015 LOOK -- THERE'S THREE MORE. 271 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,951 THAT'S -- UH, THANK YOU, BABE. WE -- WE SEE. WE... 272 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,154 MR. MAYOR, DID YOU KNOW 273 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,691 YOU HAVE A WANTED ECO-TERRORIST LIVING IN YOUR MIDST? 274 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,059 [ SOPHIE LAUGHS ] 275 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,193 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. -IMPOSSIBLE. 276 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:04,732 AMONG DR. SATTLER'S LONG LITANY OF RADICAL PROTESTS 277 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,868 ARE THE ARSON FIRE OF A NIGERIAN OIL FIELD 278 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:11,338 AND THE BOMBING OF A JAPANESE S.U.V. FACTORY, 279 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,007 IN WHICH THREE INNOCENT MEN WERE KILLED. 280 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,809 -WHAT?! -YES, I KNOW. 281 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,444 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] SHOCKING, ISN'T IT? 282 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,713 Nate, I think I've overstayed my welcome. 283 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,214 Hardison, a little help, please. 284 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,449 I'm working on it. 285 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,286 [ BEEPING ] GO. 286 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:29,489 ACTS OF VIOLENCE, SABOTAGE, 287 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,759 ALL IN THE NAME OF SAVING THE EARTH. 288 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,427 MY FRIENDS, CAN WE REALLY TRUST ANYTHING 289 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,797 SHE HAS TO SAY HERE TONIGHT? 290 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,799 [ FIRE ALARM RINGING ] WHAT'S THAT? 291 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,367 THAT'S THE FIRE ALARM. 292 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,135 HOW'S THAT? 293 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,907 SUBTLE. 294 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:50,077 UGH! GREAT. 295 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,014 YOU KNOW, I SPENT ALL DAY MEMORIZING METALL-OTHI-O-NEIN, 296 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,083 METALL-OTHI-O-NEIN. 297 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,085 Guys, Sophie's alias was airtight 298 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,288 UNTIL VALUE!MORE FORGED A DOZEN ONLINE ARTICLES TO DESTROY IT. 299 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,190 -HEY, THAT'S OUR TRICK. -I KNOW. 300 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,825 HOW FAR IS SHE GONNA GO TO PROTECT HER STORE? 301 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,095 WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT. YOU REMEMBER I SAID VALUE!MORE CLOSED THREE OF ITS STORES? 302 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,530 THE SECOND ONE WAS BECAUSE OF A UNION SCARE. 303 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,332 OH. IT'D SET A LEGAL PRECEDENT. 304 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,101 THEY'D HAVE TO UNIONIZE ALL THE STORES. 305 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,869 CAROLINE WOULD, UH, SHUT DOWN HER STORE 306 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,005 RATHER THAN THE REST OF THE ENTIRE COMPANY. 307 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,239 [ SIGHS ] 308 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,976 [ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING ] 309 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,312 CAN I GET A "GOOD MORNING, VALUE!MORE"? 310 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:29,049 -GOOD MORNING, VALUE!MORE! -AND WHO'S VALUE!MORE? 311 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,052 -WE'RE VALUE!MORE! -AND WHAT'S VALUE!MORE? 312 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,821 THE BEST! [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,156 This reminds me of North Korea. 314 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,992 COME ON, ELIOT, SHAKE IT. GIVE ME SOME SOUL! 315 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,094 Are you dancing? I hate you. 316 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,801 WELCOME TO VALUE!MORE. 317 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,202 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 318 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,449 -YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. -FIRST PAYCHECK, HUH? 319 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,452 THEY THINK WE CAN LIVE OFF OF THIS? 320 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,087 IT SEEMS MOST FOLKS ARE WORKING HERE 321 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422 JUST TILL THEY CAN FIND SOMETHING BETTER. 322 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,395 TELL YOU WHAT -- THERE'S A MEETING TONIGHT. 323 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,298 THIS GUY SAYS HE CAN CHANGE THINGS. 324 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,266 YOU IN? 325 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,501 I'D SURE LIKE TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 326 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,136 -ALL RIGHT, GOOD DEAL. -OKAY. 327 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,438 -OH! -YOU ALL RIGHT? 328 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,175 YEAH. THESE DIDN'T USED TO BE SO HEAVY. 329 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,377 -[ LAUGHS ] -YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT, 330 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,612 BUT I ACTUALLY USED TO OWN A HARDWARE STORE. 331 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,981 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 332 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,883 -YEAH. -YOU AND MY OLD MAN. 333 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,284 -REALLY? -YEAH. 334 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,818 I'LL TELL YOU -- HE COULD TELL YOU WHERE EVERYTHING WAS 335 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,221 BEFORE YOU EVEN WALKED IN THE STORE -- HE'D TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEEDED, 336 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,891 AND HE KNEW WHERE EVERY BOLT, NUT, AND WASHER WAS IN THAT PLACE. 337 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,058 WHY'D YOU LOSE YOUR STORE? 338 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,393 OH, I SHUT HER DOWN. 339 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,196 NO USE TRYING TO COMPETE WITH VALUE!MORE. 340 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,231 IT'S -- IT'S A YOUNG MAN'S GAME. 341 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,033 WITH THE DIABETES, 342 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,869 I'M NOT AS QUICK ON MY FEET AS I USED TO BE. 343 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,105 YOU NEW IN TOWN? 344 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,573 I COULD HAVE SWORN I KNEW EVERYONE AROUND HERE. 345 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,609 I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH, ACTUALLY. 346 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,444 -OH. ARCHER. -RIGHT. 347 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,346 -MARTIN. -MARTIN. 348 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,280 -NICE TO MEET YOU. -GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN. 349 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,050 -LET ME HELP YOU WITH THESE. -[ GRUNTS ] 350 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,289 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 351 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,558 OH, GOT TO KEEP MY BLOOD SUGAR UP. 352 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,161 MY WIFE'S SECRET RECIPE. YOU WANT SOME? 353 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,030 NO, THANKS, BUT YOU ENJOY. 354 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,165 HEY, MARTIN, THOSE 12-PACKS OF FABRIC SOFTENER 355 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,067 ARE JUST FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. 356 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,302 LOOK, CAN YOU GRAB SOME MORE FROM THE STOCK ROOM A.S.A.P.? 357 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,404 I-I WOULD, BUT I'M ON MY BREAK. 358 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,405 IT'S A BUSY DAY, BIG GUY. 359 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,207 COULD REALLY USE YOU TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 360 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,977 IT'S ALL RIGHT. KEEP YOUR SEAT, MARTIN. 361 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,178 I GOT IT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE. 362 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,581 HEY, UH, LET'S KEEP THIS OFF THE CLOCK, OKAY? 363 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,484 AND TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN. 364 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,936 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 365 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,973 PICK-UP GAME -- THAT'S CODE FOR UNION MEETING. 366 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:06,974 WE GOT A TRAITOR INSIDE. 367 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,276 WE GOT TO NIP THIS IN THE BUD, "TOOT SWEET." 368 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,211 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 369 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,314 [ STATIC CRACKLING ] 370 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,283 [ BEEPING ] 371 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,119 OKAY, ELIOT, I CAUGHT SOME NEW WIRELESS FEEDS FROM THE STORE. 372 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,354 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PUTTING UP SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. 373 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,226 I WILL NOT HAVE CORPORATE THINKING 374 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,695 I LET SOME UNION FESTER UNDER MY NOSE. 375 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,232 SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIND WHOEVER DID THIS OURSELVES. 376 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,702 [ GASPS ] LOOK. 377 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,404 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 378 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,109 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 379 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,377 YOU WANT ME TO BRING HIM UP HERE? 380 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,379 NEVER KILL A RAT IF YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM INSTEAD. 381 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,115 HE'S GONNA LEAD US RIGHT TO HIS NEST. 382 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,316 BE RIGHT THERE. 383 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,632 YEAH? 384 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,702 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 385 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,442 HOW'S IT GOING -- 386 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,177 UH, THE RECRUITMENT AND EVERYTHING? 387 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,611 ANY NEW TAKERS? 388 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,347 WE GOT MORE THAN A FEW. 389 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,116 THAT'S GOOD. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. YEAH. 390 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,285 -IS ANYONE ONTO YOU? -I DON'T THINK SO. 391 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,354 BUT I HAVE A FEELING IF I GET CAUGHT, 392 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,788 I'M GONNA GET FIRED, WON'T I? 393 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,357 LEGALLY, THEY CAN'T DO THAT. 394 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,425 THEY'LL FIND SOME OTHER WAY, YOU KNOW, 395 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,661 TO DO THAT SORT OF THING, BUT, UH, HANG IN THERE, 396 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,529 BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY! 397 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,710 AH. 398 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,512 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE. 399 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:56,783 YEAH, WELL, MY, UH, MOTHER -- SHE USED TO SAY THE SAME THING. 400 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,519 WELL, I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS TO YOU ONCE. 401 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,488 STAY AWAY FROM MY EMPLOYEES. 402 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,257 -OH, FAT CHANCE. -IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 403 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,626 YES, IT WILL WORK, YEAH. AND THE BEAUTY OF IT IS, 404 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,129 IS THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 405 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,297 LIKE SOME SALAD? 406 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,070 [ BEEPING ] 407 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,139 HEY, MAN, THAT, UH, STUFF ABOUT YOUR POP 408 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,640 OWNING THE HARDWARE SHOP, MAN -- 409 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,610 IS THAT REAL OR IS THAT JUST AN ALIAS RIFF? 410 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,714 OKAY. 411 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,217 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING, BEEPING CONTINUES ] 412 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,689 IT WAS MORE LIKE A HOLE-IN-THE-WALL... 413 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,495 ...TOOLS STACKED UP TO THE CEILING. 414 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,597 THERE WAS METHOD IN HIS MADNESS, THOUGH. 415 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,866 HE KNEW THAT PLACE LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND. 416 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,203 DID YOU TWO WORK IT TOGETHER? 417 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,708 YEAH, HE WANTED ME TO RUN THE DAMN JOINT. 418 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,845 BUT I WANTED TO GET OUT, CHANGE THE WORLD, 419 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,415 NEEDED TO GET OUT OF THERE. 420 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:09,189 I JOINED THE SERVICE WHEN I WAS 18, AND, WELL, THAT WAS IT. 421 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,591 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE BACK? 422 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,566 WE HAD A FIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE I LEFT. 423 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,239 SO...THIS TOWN -- 424 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,840 THIS TOWN'S A LOT LIKE THAT. IT'S SMALL. IT'S -- 425 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,776 YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A HOT SHOT. 426 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,712 DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RABBLE-ROUSE, 427 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,248 OR DID YOU GET REJECTED FROM ALL THE REAL JOBS? 428 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:39,519 YOU KNOW...AN NLRB REP IS JUST WAITING FOR MY CALL. 429 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,355 AS SOON AS I GET 30% OF YOUR WORKERS TO SIGN THE UNION CARDS, 430 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,757 AND THAT REP IS GONNA GET ON A PLANE AND COME DOWN HERE AND SUPERVISE A VOTE. 431 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,593 WHEN PIGS FLY. 432 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,196 [ LAUGHS ] SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME OF THIS? 433 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,531 IT'S DELICIOUS. HOW ABOUT A CHERRY TOMATO? 434 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,566 GET OFF MY DAMN PROPERTY. 435 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,304 IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, DON'T YOU ALLOW -- OH, NO. 436 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,340 DON'T YOU ENCOURAGE VALUE!MORE CUSTOMERS 437 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,175 TO PARK THEIR R.V.s ON YOUR PROPERTY? 438 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,776 YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO BE A CUSTOMER, 439 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,845 AND TO BE A CUSTOMER, YOU GOT TO BUY SOMETHING. 440 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,484 [ Muffled ] GUY'S GOT TO EAT. 441 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,258 YOU SEE, THAT'S -- THAT'S WHY COLLECTIVE BARGAINING 442 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,392 GIVES YOU THE POWER. 443 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,894 IT'S RIGHT THERE, SEE? TURN THE TABLES ON VALUE!MORE 444 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,796 SO THEY'LL KNOW THAT YOU MEAN BUSINESS, 445 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,233 'CAUSE ONLY THEN WILL THEY START TO LISTEN, OKAY? 446 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,700 JUST READ ABOUT IT RIGHT THERE. 447 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,836 Eliot, so, where'd you find these people? 448 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,938 TWO WORDS -- FREE BEER. 449 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,307 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] WOW. 450 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,377 WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THIS PARTY? 451 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,279 I'M SORRY. IS THIS A PRIVATE EVENT? 452 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,714 HEY, LISTEN, EVERYBODY, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID. 453 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,916 IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ALL RIGHT? 454 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,786 MS. COWAN HERE, SHE CAN'T LEGALLY PUNISH YOU FOR BEING HERE. 455 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,920 OH, I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 456 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,888 -PLEASE, GO ON. -THANK YOU. 457 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,425 HERE'S THE THING -- I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE. 458 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,427 AND -- AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 459 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,996 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING -- THE WHOLE THING ABOUT JOBS. 460 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,599 IN THIS ECONOMY, JUST TO HAVE A JOB -- 461 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,934 ANY JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB AT ALL. 462 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,437 AND YOU'LL PRETTY MUCH DO ANYTHING TO HOLD ON TO THAT JOB, RIGHT? 463 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,606 INCLUDING WORKING THROUGH YOUR LUNCHES, 464 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,875 WORKING THROUGH YOUR SHIFTS, GO OFF THE BOOKS. WHY? 465 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,612 BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF THE SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN'T GET OILED, 466 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,681 IT GETS FIRED -- YOU'VE SEEN IT. [ CROWD MURMURING ] 467 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,650 WELL, I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU DESERVE BETTER. 468 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,018 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR ANYMORE. 469 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,152 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE LITTLE DAVID 470 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,524 GOING UP AGAINST THE CORPORATE GOLIATH -- ALL ALONE. 471 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,759 THE UNION IS YOUR SLINGSHOT... 472 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,729 TO BRING DOWN THE CORPORATE GIANT. 473 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 474 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,734 AND THE OTHER THING ABOUT ALL -- 475 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,903 -MAY I SAY SOMETHING? -I'M SORRY? EXCUSE ME? WHAT? 476 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,705 MAY I -- MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 477 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,441 OH, ABSOLUTELY, YES. ANYBODY CAN SAY ANYTHING. 478 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,976 MY FRIENDS... 479 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,914 I AM WOUNDED THAT YOU WOULD TAKE ANY OF YOUR JOB CONCERNS 480 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,450 TO A STRANGER INSTEAD OF COMING DIRECTLY TO ME. 481 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,819 OH, REALLY? YOU'RE "WOUNDED"? THAT SURPRISES YOU? 482 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,488 I MEAN, AFTER YOU FOSTERED A CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT 483 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,657 IN WHICH YOUR -- YOUR WORKERS ARE AFRAID. 484 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,827 AFRAID OF WHAT? WE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY. 485 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,595 [ Chuckling ] WELL... 486 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,963 BUT HE IS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. 487 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,366 THESE ARE TOUGH, TOUGH TIMES. 488 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,868 AND THE ONLY WAY WE ARE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS 489 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,537 IS IF WE STICK TOGETHER. 490 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,905 AND A UNION ONLY WANTS TO TEAR US APART, 491 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,709 BUT I WILL NOT LET ANYONE OR ANYTHING COME BETWEEN US. 492 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,612 BECAUSE ALL THE UNION WANTS TO DO 493 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,014 IS TAKE MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. 494 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,716 BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 495 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,052 PUT MONEY BACK INTO YOUR POCKETS. 496 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:29,756 30% OFF EVERYTHING IN THE STORE FOR THE NEXT MONTH. 497 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,857 SHAMELESS. 498 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,060 AND I'M THROWING A BARBECUE FOR EVERYONE IN TOWN. 499 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,595 [ MURMURS OF EXCITEMENT ] 500 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,998 BECAUSE -- BECAUSE, YOU GUYS, WE ARE A FAMILY. 501 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,001 WHO IS VALUE!MORE? 502 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,436 WE'RE VALUE!MORE! 503 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,372 AND WHAT IS VALUE!MORE? 504 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,974 THE BEST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 505 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,648 -THANK YOU. -THANK YOU, MS. COWAN. 506 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,916 HEY, THANKS, MS. COWAN. 507 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,385 -THANKS. -THANK YOU. 508 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,853 -THANK YOU SO MUCH. -THANKS, MS. COWAN. 509 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,592 SO, HOW WAS THAT FOR YOUR 30%? 510 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,761 BAR IS CLOSED. 511 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,734 OUR TRACK RECORD'S NOT LOOKING SO HOT NOW, 512 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:15,902 THANKS TO CAROLINE, HUH? 513 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,805 YEAH. SHE'S, UH...UNBELIEVABLE. 514 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,839 UNBELIEVABLE? 515 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,075 SHE JUST USED A BASIC BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUE, 516 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,411 NO PANACHE. 517 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,446 EH, SHE'S... 518 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,115 OH, LOOK -- HE LIKES HER. 519 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,384 NO, I LIKE THE PLAYER, NOT THE PERSON. 520 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,386 LISTEN, YOU SAID THREE STORES HAVE CLOSED DOWN -- 521 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,021 ONE FOR TOXIC LAND, THE OTHER FOR THE UNION. 522 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,989 -WHAT WAS THE THIRD? -JUST A STRING OF BAD LUCK, 523 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,691 A BUNCH OF LITTLE THINGS THAT ADDED UP 524 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:39,892 TO TAKING DOWN THEIR PROFITS. 525 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,595 BUT, I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN MAKE BAD LUCK. 526 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:44,831 CAN'T WE? 527 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,771 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 528 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,507 LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 529 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,512 LET'S DO IT. 530 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,982 [ MUSIC SWELLS ] 531 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,452 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 532 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,956 WELL, WELCOME, EARLY BIRDS. 533 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,558 OH. 534 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,426 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 535 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,627 -HELLO. ALL RIGHT. -OOH! 536 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:15,662 OUT OF MY WAY! 537 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,664 OHH! OOH! 538 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:18,731 COME ON! 539 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,175 WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? 540 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,710 I HAVE NO IDEA. 541 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,612 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 542 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,847 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 543 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,655 OH. HELLO. DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE -- 544 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,224 YES. 545 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,959 [ BEEPING ] 546 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,496 THAT'LL BE $999.99. 547 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,063 WAIT, WAIT. I HAVE A COUPON. 548 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,766 OH. COUPON. [ BEEPS ] 549 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,036 [ BEEPS ] WHOO-HOO! 550 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,872 HOT DEAL! $99.99! 551 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,974 EXCUSE ME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 552 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,711 IT WAS IN MY E-MAIL. 553 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,579 [ BEEPING ] 554 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,854 FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY. 555 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,723 -OKAY, EVERYBODY -- -OH, KEEP THE CHANGE. 556 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,157 EVERYBODY, JUST STOP. 557 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,660 STOP FOR A SECOND. JUST STOP. 558 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,131 I SWEAR, THIS IS NOT THE COUPON THAT I SENT. 559 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,167 BUT THE BAR CODE MATCHES THE SOFTWARE, SO IT'S VALID, 560 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,937 AND THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO HONOR IT. 561 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,641 OKAY. GO AHEAD. COME ON. 562 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,143 NICE JOB, HARDISON. 563 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,911 SOPHIE, DO YOUR WORST. 564 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:39,946 MY PLEASURE. 565 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,849 ZACHARY, WHAT'S THE FIRST BASIC RULE OF IMPROV? 566 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,017 UH, ALWAYS SAY "YES, AND" TO KEEP THE SCENE MOVING FORWARD. 567 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,052 GOOD. AND THE SECOND? 568 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,887 -UM, DON'T BLOCK. -EXACTLY. 569 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,524 NOW, EVERYBODY, FORGET ALL THAT AND SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES. 570 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,826 WE'RE SAYING NO AND WE'RE BLOCKING. 571 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,895 LET'S DO THIS. 572 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,096 YOU'RE THE BEST DIRECTOR EVER. 573 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,765 THANK YOU, ZACHARY. 574 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:02,168 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 575 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,871 NATE, FLASH MOB IS A GO. 576 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,841 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 577 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,010 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 578 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,645 [ BEEP ] 579 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,981 [ CELLPHONES BEEPING ] 580 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,654 EXCUSE ME. ARE ANY OF THESE DETERGENTS HYPOALLERGENIC? 581 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,923 OH, I-I'M SORRY. I DON'T WORK HERE. 582 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,592 OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 583 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,660 EXCUSE ME, MISS. CAN ANYONE HELP ME? 584 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,864 GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE YOU GOT HERE, LADY. 585 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:32,865 UH... 586 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,101 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 587 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,937 HEY! HEY, YOU! DO YOU WORK HERE? 588 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,305 UH...NO. 589 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,907 THEN GET OUT. GET OUT! 590 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,009 -GREAT SERVICE! -I'M DONE! 591 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,243 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 592 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,646 THE WORST! 593 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,148 -HEY. -I'M OUT OF HERE. 594 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,349 UNACCEPTABLE! 595 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,084 JUST LAME. 596 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,987 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS CAN DO. 597 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,691 HMM? 598 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,596 [ GASPS ] 599 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,266 [ MUSIC SWELLS ] 600 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,771 [ LAUGHS ] 601 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,273 HEY, TUCK IN THAT SHIRT FOR ME. 602 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,744 HEY, MARTIN, I NEED YOU TO PICK IT UP, 603 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,879 UNLESS YOU WANT TO WORK THROUGH LUNCH, OKAY? 604 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,917 [ GRUNTS ] 605 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:28,855 -[ GROANING ] -HEY, MARTIN! 606 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:29,922 [ GRUNTS ] 607 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,892 CALL 911! MARTIN! 608 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,695 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 609 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,029 MAKE SURE AND CALL HIS WIFE, OKAY? 610 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:40,099 FEEL BETTER, MARTIN. 611 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:43,803 All right, Eliot, stay on plan. We're not done yet. 612 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,137 Eliot? 613 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,946 [ CHUCKLES ] SERIOUSLY? 614 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,081 NOT GONNA TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT? 615 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,884 YOU MADE HIM WORK THROUGH HIS BREAK AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 616 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,119 WHAT? THE OLD-TIMER? HE'LL BE FINE. 617 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:02,889 [ LAUGHS ] WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE, BUDDY? 618 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,057 BRYAN, YOU'RE A BULLY. 619 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,326 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'D LOVE TO TEAR YOUR ARM OFF 620 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,861 AND FEED IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW? 621 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,931 BUT, YOU SEE, THAT WOULD MAKE ME A BULLY, TOO. 622 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,701 YOU SEE MY DILEMMA? 623 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,037 [ GASPING ] 624 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,172 BRYAN, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME, 625 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,108 AND I WANT YOU TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND. 626 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,843 -I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM. -I KNOW. 627 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,912 THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M NOT THROWING YOU 628 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:26,879 INTO THIS SODA MACHINE 629 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:30,249 IS BECAUSE MARTIN WOULDN'T WANT ME TO DO IT. 630 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:33,019 YOU SEE, MARTIN IS A GOOD NEIGHBOR. 631 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,187 YOU? YOU'RE NOT. 632 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,394 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 633 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,263 YOU CRAZY BASTARD. 634 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,332 YOU'RE FIRED. 635 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:58,277 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 636 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,346 MAYBE THE NUMBERS WON'T BE AS BAD AS YOU THINK. 637 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,481 [ GROANS ] 638 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,050 HERE'S THE DAY'S SALES, MS. COWAN. 639 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,752 JUST BURN IT. 640 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,253 THANK YOU. 641 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:09,155 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 642 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,189 [ BEEP ] 643 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,793 CAROLINE COWAN. 644 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,461 UM... 645 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,363 MR. HALLIWARD. 646 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,032 -UH, UH, WHAT A SURPRISE. -MS. COWAN. 647 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:24,203 UM, TODAY'S RECEIPTS, SIR -- I CAN EXPLAIN. 648 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,441 RECORD SALES? REALLY? 649 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:34,747 WELL, OF COURSE. 650 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,817 SIR, THE, UH, TVs WERE MY IDEA. 651 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,952 UH, I MEAN, I REALIZE IT'S A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL, 652 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,054 BUT I'M GLAD YOU APPROVE. 653 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,224 WONDERFUL. 654 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:46,959 WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, THEN. 655 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,228 ALL RIGHT. 656 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,096 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 657 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,364 WE BROKE ALL RECORDS FOR OPENING WEEK. 658 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,000 YES! 659 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,367 AND THE C.E.O. IS FLYING IN HERE TOMORROW 660 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,269 TO COME TO OUR BARBECUE. 661 00:28:57,303 --> 00:29:01,507 DID SHE -- DID SHE JUST SAY THAT? 662 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,810 VALUE!MORE TOOK A HIT ON THE TVs, 663 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,245 BUT EVERY OTHER DEPARTMENT MADE A KILLING. 664 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,147 HEY, WE JUST -- WE DIDN'T PLAN ON THE CUSTOMERS 665 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,016 BUYING OTHER PRODUCTS WHILE THEY WERE IN THERE. 666 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,784 SO, RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA PREPARE. 667 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:12,819 JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME. 668 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,086 AND NO PHONE CALLS, NOTHING. GO, GO. 669 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,522 WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A DENT. 670 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,491 I'M BEGINNING TO THINK WE CAN'T DESTROY THIS STORE. 671 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,229 YOU'RE RIGHT. 672 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:27,333 WE CAN'T... 673 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,335 BUT CAROLINE CAN. 674 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,452 [ ELECTRICITY HUMMING ] 675 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,199 [ AIR HISSES ] 676 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:06,572 [ SMACKING GUM ] 677 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,580 [ BEEP ] 678 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,215 LET'S GO, MAN. 679 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,585 THIS LITTLE GUY EMITS A BEEP AT RANDOM INTERVALS. 680 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:20,619 IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE. 681 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,389 IT'S DRIVEN MANY A COLLEGE ROOMMATE TO INSANITY. 682 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,097 [ YAWNS ] 683 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:36,835 [ SIGHS ] 684 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,172 [ ELECTRICITY HUMMING ] 685 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,407 HMM. 686 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,009 PROBABLY ONE OF OURS. 687 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,376 [ CLICK ] 688 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,518 [ SIGHS ] 689 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,591 [ SIGHS ] 690 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:04,296 [ INTERMITTENT BEEPING ] 691 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,346 [ ELECTRICITY HUMMING ] 692 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,486 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 693 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,388 [ SIGHS ] 694 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,027 [ GROANS ] 695 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:45,037 [ COUGHS ] 696 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,438 [ ALARM BLARING ] 697 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,410 UGH! [ BLARING STOPS ] 698 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,413 [ COUGHS ] 699 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,015 UGH! 700 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,952 [ GASPS ] 701 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:03,689 [ PIPES RUMBLING ] 702 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,524 UH...WHAT? 703 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,095 [ Chuckling ] OKAY, OKAY. 704 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,665 [ SIGHS ] 705 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:15,434 BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH. 706 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:16,568 REALLY? 707 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,978 OKAY. 708 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,990 FINE. AAH! 709 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,461 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 710 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,999 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 711 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,169 YOU LEFT WITHOUT ME THIS MORNING. 712 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,571 -I HAD TO TAKE A TAXI. -WELL, I NEEDED A HEAD START. 713 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,606 -[ GASPS ] -WHAT? 714 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,608 -Oh, God. -WHAT? 715 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,345 WHAT? WHAT? 716 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,081 WHAT? WHAT? 717 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,615 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 718 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,517 ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 719 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,719 I MUST HAVE...CAUGHT A LITTLE BUG OR SOMETHING. 720 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,355 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] EXCUSE ME, MS. COWAN, 721 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,389 I, UM -- I... 722 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:11,457 AH-CHOO! 723 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,458 [ SNIFFLES ] 724 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,226 I'M QUITTING. 725 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,762 W-WHAT? WAIT. WHO ARE YOU? 726 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:19,631 [ SNIFFLES ] I'M ALICE WHITE, UM... 727 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,233 AND I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING HERE, 728 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,235 'CAUSE WHEN I'M AT HOME, IT'S TOTALLY FINE, 729 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:27,139 BUT WHEN I GET HERE, IT'S... [ RETCHES ] 730 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,708 [ COUGHS, SNIFFLES ] SEE? 731 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,577 AND EVERYTHING TASTES BAD. 732 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,180 AND THIS FEVER'S, LIKE, BURNING ME UP. 733 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,082 DO YOU HAVE A FEVER, MS. COWAN? 734 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:39,251 A STUFFY NOSE? A RASH? THE LOSS OF TASTE? 735 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,420 WE CALL IT THE CADMIUM BLUES. 736 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,489 PRETTY SOON, EVERYONE AROUND HERE 737 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,657 IS GONNA BE HAVING THOSE SYMPTOMS. 738 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,196 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T LOOK SO WELL YOURSELF, LADY. 739 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,565 AH-CHOO! 740 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,434 MS. COWAN, YOU DON'T THINK THAT -- 741 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,704 DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT. NO. NO, I DO NOT. 742 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,606 [ CHOKES ] 743 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,174 UGH! 744 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,212 THIS IS CAROLINE'S FAVORITE. 745 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,347 WHEN SHE DRINKS IT, IT'LL TASTE LIKE DUST. 746 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,716 WHY? WHAT'S IN IT? [ BLOWS ] 747 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:13,051 FOOD COLORING AND DUST. 748 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,155 TAKE THIS SHIRT. TAKE IT. 749 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,457 MR. HALLIWARD IS ARRIVING FROM THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW. 750 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:19,825 GO. 751 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,761 ALL RIGHT, JUST A LITTLE -- LITTLE POWDER. 752 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,764 IT'S FINE. JUST A LITTLE POWDER. IT'S OKAY. 753 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,435 IT'S OKAY. 754 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,270 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 755 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,177 -HI. GOOD TO SEE YOU. -HEY, MARTIN. 756 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,478 -FEEL BETTER, OKAY? -THANKS. 757 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,447 MARTIN. [ LAUGHS ] 758 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,150 YOU LOOK A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU. 759 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,817 THE DOC THINKS I'LL MAKE IT. 760 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,154 [ LAUGHS ] I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU. 761 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:51,390 I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO BRYAN, AND AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE 762 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,392 THAT BOY GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM, 763 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,561 I AM AWFUL SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB. 764 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,229 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 765 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,465 LIKE I SAID, I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH. 766 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,500 NO WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS, IF YOU ASK ME. 767 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,202 NO, IT'S NOT. 768 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,603 YOU KNOW, I-I WISH I STILL HAD 769 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,338 THAT OLD HARDWARE STORE KICKING AROUND. 770 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,141 YOU'D BE A GOOD MAN TO HAVE HANDY. 771 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,417 HEY, ENJOYING THE BARBECUE? 772 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,286 AND YOU FOUND YOURSELF SOMETHING? 773 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,154 THAT'S -- THAT'S GOOD. 774 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:23,589 You've reached the mayor's office. 775 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,324 Please leave a message after the beep. 776 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,826 MR. MAYOR, THIS IS MY THIRD VOICEMAIL, 777 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,297 SO I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME. 778 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,399 YOU REMEMBER THAT RATHER LARGE DONATION WE MADE 779 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:34,500 TO YOUR RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN? 780 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,568 WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PIECE OF PROPERTY 781 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,204 THAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME, DON'T Y-- 782 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,206 CAROLINE. [ LAUGHS ] 783 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,240 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 784 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:44,210 HELLO, MR. HALLIWARD. WELCOME TO APPLE SPRINGS. 785 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,611 WE ARE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 786 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,379 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, CAROLINE. 787 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:48,680 WONDERFUL TURNOUT. 788 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,915 THANK YOU. 789 00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:53,752 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED. 790 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,921 JUST, YOU KNOW, TOO MUCH SUN. 791 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,456 HOW ABOUT A TOUR? 792 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,691 I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 793 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:00,826 MM-HMM. 794 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,329 [ LAUGHS ] OKAY. FOLLOW ME. 795 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,597 SO, THIS IS OUR BREAK ROOM, 796 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,799 WHICH WE MADE A LITTLE SMALLER IN THIS ONE, 797 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,702 BUT JUST SAVE A LITTLE MONEY, AND I THINK IT REALLY WORKS. 798 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,205 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT, CAROLINE? 799 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,506 YOU SEEM A LITTLE OFF. 800 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,775 NO. I-I'M FINE. 801 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,677 LIFE ON THE ROAD -- THAT CAN'T BE EASY. 802 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,412 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, PLACE YOUR BETS. 803 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:21,713 DON'T THINK WE HAVEN'T NOTICED. 804 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,048 100 BUCKS GETS YOU IN. 805 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:25,217 THE SUCCESS OF THIS STORE IS JUST THE CHERRY ON TOP. 806 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,619 I'M IN. FIVE MINUTES. 807 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,388 -SHE'LL GO SEVEN. -I SAY THREE MINUTES. 808 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,557 -I'M UNDER TWO. -ALL RIGHT, UNDER TWO. 809 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,225 YOU GOT THREE, FIVE -- FIVE, SEVEN. 810 00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:34,260 MM-HMM. 811 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,295 I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS STORE, 812 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:39,265 AND I'D LIKE YOU TO JOIN US AT CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS. 813 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:42,601 [ Laughing ] OH. 814 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,636 OH, THANK YOU, SIR. YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 815 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,838 I'LL BE ON A PLANE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 816 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,274 AND -- AND I'M READY TO GO. 817 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:49,941 NOT SO FAST. 818 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:53,479 YOU'VE MADE AN ENORMOUS IMPACT WITH THIS STORE IN JUST A WEEK. 819 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:56,982 I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW THIS NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY OF YOURS 820 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,817 WORKS OUT IN THE LONG RUN. 821 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,120 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 822 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,423 OH, STICK AROUND TOWN A LITTLE LONGER, 823 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,558 MAYBE SIX MONTHS. 824 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:09,461 NO. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME, SIR. 825 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,862 I CAN'T. 826 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,532 THIS STORE IS NOT SAFE. 827 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,733 IT'S POISONED. 828 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,868 OOH. THAT WAS QUICK. 829 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,237 OH, YEAH! COME TO MAMA! 830 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,408 ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, UH, WE BROADCAST? 831 00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,009 I SAY LET'S DO IT. 832 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:27,012 [ BEEPING ] 833 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,481 POISON? WHAT POISON? 834 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,383 THE GROUND UNDERNEATH US IS TOXIC. 835 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,652 SHE TRIED TO WARN ME, BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN. 836 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,021 -WHO IS "SHE"? -OH, GONE BECAUSE OF ME. 837 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,824 I BURIED EVIDENCE BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D WANT ME TO. 838 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,360 MY GOD! WHAT KIND OF COMPANY LIABILITY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 839 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:42,961 WELL, WHAT DOES IT MATTER NOW? 840 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,397 WE BOTH KNOW THIS COMPANY IS ROTTEN FROM THE INSIDE OUT, 841 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:46,498 AND WE KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. 842 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,733 WE TRIED TO BRIBE THIS CITY 843 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,134 JUST TO GET THIS BUILDING IN THE FIRST PLACE, 844 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,570 BUT THIS TIME, WE REALLY GOT WHAT WE PAID FOR, DIDN'T WE? 845 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,639 AND THESE POOR SLOBS SELLING OUR SWEATSHOP CRAP 846 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,974 AREN'T EVEN GONNA HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE WHEN THEY GET SICK. 847 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,743 [ Laughing ] AND THEY'RE GONNA GET SICK. 848 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,545 CAROLINE, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. 849 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,747 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, SIR. 850 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,815 IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA DIE FOR THIS COMPANY, 851 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,585 YOU CAN THINK AGAIN. 852 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,520 STOP! 853 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,594 GET ME CORPORATE ON THE PHONE! 854 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,300 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 855 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,940 [ GASPS ] 856 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,690 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 857 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,558 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 858 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:48,960 SIR, WE HAVE A DAMAGE-CONTROL PRESS CONFERENCE 859 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:49,861 IN 20 MINUTES. 860 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,764 CANCEL IT. THIS STORE IS A LOST CAUSE. 861 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,438 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 862 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,675 THE LOCAL SHOPS HAVE REOPENED. 863 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,844 EVERYBODY THAT GOT LAID OFF HAS A JOB. 864 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,112 WHAT ABOUT THE BUILDING? 865 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,415 I HEARD AN ANONYMOUS DONOR PUT IN A BID FOR IT. 866 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,149 HE SAID HE'S GONNA TURN IT INTO A THEATER 867 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,551 FOR THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. 868 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,454 THE ARTS ARE VASTLY UNDERFUNDED IN THIS COUNTRY, DON'T YOU THINK? 869 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:18,056 YOU SLY OLD DOG. 870 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:20,091 OH, BABE, THE CANDY SHOPPE'S OPEN. YOU IN? 871 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:23,061 -SOUNDS GOOD. -ALL RIGHT. 872 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,404 SECOND ONE. [ BOTH LAUGH ] 873 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:33,739 -HEY. -HEY. 874 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,407 -HOW YOU DOING? -I'M GOOD. 875 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:36,575 HOW'S HE WORKING OUT? 876 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,944 OH, YOU KNOW, HE'S FITTING RIGHT IN. 877 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,480 SO, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DID. 878 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,815 IT'S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HOME AGAIN AROUND HERE. 879 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:47,853 WOULD YOU, UH... 880 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,622 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER...WITH ME? 881 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,693 -TONIGHT? -HOW'S SATURDAY? 882 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,496 I GOT TO GO OUT OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 883 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,499 I WOULD LOVE THAT. 884 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,534 GOOD. 885 00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:03,835 [ LAUGHS ] 886 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,170 [ WINDCHIMES TINKLING ] 887 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,688 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 888 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,527 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 889 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,961 DAD?