1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:05,673 THAT'S IT, GIRLS! LOOKING GOOD! 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,776 NO, HARDER! PULL BACK! 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,379 BACK UP! ARMS! 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,114 TIGHTER! TIGHTER! 5 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,682 ANGELA, ARMS STRAIGHT. 6 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,052 THAT'S IT. 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,253 GOOD GIRL. 8 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,521 5, 6, 7, 8. 9 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,522 1, 2, 3, 4... 10 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,658 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 11 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,827 5, 6, 7, 8! 1, 2! 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,330 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 13 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,398 [ GRUNTING ] 14 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,565 HEY! 15 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,268 ARE YOU THE MORONS IN CHARGE? 16 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:38,139 WELL... I'M THE COMPANY C.E.O., 17 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:42,543 SO, YES, I'M THE "MORON" IN CHARGE, MISS... 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,744 COACH CORNELL. 19 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,479 YOUR SET-UP HERE IS A MESS. 20 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,215 THESE ARE ONE-INCH MATS. 21 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,317 WE SHOULD BE WORKING ON 12-INCH MATS. 22 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,152 NOT ACCORDING TO THE SAFETY STANDARDS. 23 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,221 THE SAFETY STANDARDS ARE A JOKE. 24 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,189 PEP ATHLETICS DOESN'T SET THE SAFETY STANDARDS 25 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,390 FOR COMPETITIVE CHEER. 26 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,426 THE GYMNASTICS AND TUMBLING SAFETY ADMINISTRATION DOES. 27 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,728 PEP OWNS THE SAFETY ADMINISTRATION. 28 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,631 LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY WE RUN OUR COMPETITIONS, 29 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,234 MISS CORNELL, UH, FEEL FREE TO TAKE YOUR TEAM HOME. 30 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,569 OF COURSE, YOUR ENTRY FEES ARE NON-REFUNDABLE. 31 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,637 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 32 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,205 OKAY, HERE WE GO. COME ON, MARCY. 33 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,513 [ SCREAMING, THUD ] 34 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,514 OH, MY GOD! 35 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,516 MARCY! 36 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,252 [ MURMURING ] 37 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,453 MARCY! 38 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,855 -GET THE MEDICS! CALL THE MEDICS! -OKAY. 39 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,457 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 40 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,727 HELLO? YEAH, WE NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY. 41 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,496 [ SIGHS ] 42 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:44,605 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 43 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,209 THE DOCTORS THINK SHE'LL EVENTUALLY BREATHE ON HER OWN, 44 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,477 BUT HER LEGS... 45 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,345 BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 46 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,215 THIS WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. IT WAS NEGLIGENCE. 47 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,416 NEGLIGENCE IS HARD TO PROVE. 48 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,885 WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT IT WAS THIS COMPANY'S FAULT? 49 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,887 PEP ATHLETICS CONTROLS COMPETITIVE CHEER. 50 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,655 THEY WRITE THE SAFETY STANDARDS, 51 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,924 AND NOT TO PROTECT THE GIRLS -- TO BE CHEAP. 52 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,361 3% OF FEMALE ATHLETES ARE CHEERLEADERS. 53 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:11,232 66% OF FEMALE ATHLETIC INJURIES COME FROM CHEER. 54 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,635 HMM. IS MARCY COVERED BY INSURANCE? 55 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,571 YOU HAVE TO BE TO PARTICIPATE IN PEP COMPETITIONS. 56 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,506 BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY IT 57 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,908 FROM PEP'S SUBSIDIARY INSURANCE COMPANY. 58 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,411 I SEE. AND LET ME GUESS -- THEY DON'T PAY OUT. 59 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:26,647 MR. FORD, PEP HAS BLAMED ME FOR THE ACCIDENT 60 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,682 AND BANNED ME FROM COACHING. 61 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,684 I'M A FULLY QUALIFIED GYMNASTICS COACH. 62 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,453 PEP'S COACH-TRAINING PROGRAM -- 63 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,954 A FRY COOK GETS MORE TRAINING. 64 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,425 MY TEAM'S NOT SAFE WITHOUT ME. 65 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,728 WELL, WE ARE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY ARE. 66 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,236 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 67 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,407 DO YOU HATE ME? YOU HATE ME. 68 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,209 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS? 69 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,611 NO, PARKER, THESE GIRLS -- THEY NEED A COACH, 70 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,946 AND YOU'RE THE BEST GYMNAST I KNOW. 71 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,481 BESIDES, IT PUTS YOU 72 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,882 ON THE INSIDE AT PEP H.Q. IN D.C. 73 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,284 THEY'RE RUNNING CHEER CAMP 74 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,818 FOR THE NEXT WEEK UP UNTIL CHAMPIONSHIP. 75 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,420 But they're teenage girls. 76 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,289 What do I know about teenage girls? 77 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,723 YOU WE A TEENAGE GIRL? 78 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,292 Only sort of. 79 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,427 LOOK, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 80 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,563 GIRLS BEING DROPPED FROM 20 FEET. 81 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,298 -IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. -I know, right? 82 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,300 20 feet? Psh! Walk it off. 83 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,835 PARKER, YOU DO KNOW THAT NORMAL PEOPLE 84 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,838 DON'T JUST "WALK OFF" A 20-FOOT FALL, RIGHT? 85 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,307 So... 86 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,243 all those times I pushed Hardison off a building 87 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:32,980 and he was all "Aah!" -- he wasn't just being funny? 88 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,916 I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, PARKER. 89 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,352 -NO WAY IN HELL WAS IT FUNNY. -YOU'RE ALWAYS UPSIDE DOWN, MAN. 90 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,387 I FELL OFF A BUILDING. I WAS UPSIDE -- 91 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,721 LIKE A HIMALAYAN TREE FROG. 92 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,456 YOU CALLING ME A FROG? YOU CALLING ME A DAMN FROG? 93 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,724 SAY IT AGAIN. SAY IT TO MY FACE. 94 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,993 GUYS -- MAYBE FOCUS, GUYS. 95 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,261 FOCUS. 96 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,729 DAMN FROG. 97 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,864 [ BEEP ] 98 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,732 PEP ATHLETICS. 99 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,901 THEY STARTED OUT SELLING WORKOUT CLOTHES, 100 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,002 THEN THEY TURNED INTO 101 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,770 22 SUBSIDIARIES AND SHELL COMPANIES 102 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,339 THAT RUN COMPETITIVE CHEER. 103 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,774 THEY SET SAFETY STANDARDS, THEY TRAIN COACHES, 104 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,943 THEY SELL UNIFORMS, THEY SELL INSURANCE, 105 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,613 AND THEY ALSO TELEVISE VERY LUCRATIVE COMPETITIONS. 106 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,948 AND THEY PROFIT OFF OF TEENAGE GIRLS THE WHOLE WAY. 107 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,650 NOW, BECAUSE OF THEIR CORPORATE STRUCTURE, 108 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,652 IT LETS THEM HIDE THE FACT THAT IT'S THE SAME COMPANY. 109 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,821 [ SCOFFS ] THE MAFIA HAS A LESS-COMPLICATED SET-UP. 110 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:17,491 YEAH, AND WITH THEM, YOU NEED A FEDERAL TASK FORCE AND A RICO CASE TO BRING THEM DOWN. 111 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,960 MM-HMM. NOW, THIS IS THE C.E.O., WENDY BARAN. 112 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:20,894 SHE'S AN EX-CHEERLEADER, 113 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,696 AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO MOVED PEP INTO CHEER. 114 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,832 SHE TOOK THEM FROM SELLING SWEAT PANTS 115 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,834 INTO RUNNING A SPORT. 116 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,370 AH, THERE'S THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE. 117 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,505 TECHNICALLY, LEGALLY, CHEERLEADING IS NOT A SPORT. 118 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:32,573 IT'S AN ACTIVITY. 119 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,574 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 120 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,377 A SPORT HAS LEGALLY MANDATED SAFETY STANDARDS. 121 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,912 YES, AND A FOR-PROFIT COMPANY CANNOT RUN A SPORT, 122 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,714 WHICH IS WHY PEP WANTS TO KEEP 123 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:44,785 COMPETITIVE CHEER FROM BECOMING A SPORT, 124 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,054 UNLESS, OF COURSE, WE MADE IT ONE. 125 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,923 THAT'S WHEN THE SAFETY STANDARDS KICK IN. 126 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,693 YES, AND THEN PEP WOULD BE DOING A FREE-FALL WITHOUT A MAT. 127 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,662 So, how do we make something a sport? 128 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,729 WELL, WE DON'T, ACTUALLY. 129 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,567 THE FEDERAL HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETICS COMMITTEE DOES. 130 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,835 THIS IS A JOB FOR CONGRESS. 131 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,610 AH, I LOVE GOVERNMENT. 132 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,446 SHADY DEALS, BACK-ROOM MEETINGS -- 133 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,947 IT IS GRIFTER PARADISE. 134 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,182 THIS IS WRONG. 135 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,585 WE WORK OUTSIDE THE LAW, NOT SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 136 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,752 RELAX, ELIOT. 137 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,488 ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE THE EASIEST MARKS IN THE WORLD. 138 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,456 BETWEEN THEIR EGO, THE GREED, AND THE POLITICS -- 139 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,624 MORE HOOKS THAN A BAIT SHOP. 140 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,860 I'M JUST SAYING, WE'D BE BETTER OFF RUNNING A STOCK SCAM 141 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,429 OR MAYBE A LITTLE HEIST. 142 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,864 HEY, THE GOVERNMENT'S JUST A SYSTEM, BABY. 143 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,032 AND IF IT'S A SYSTEM, WE CAN HACK IT. 144 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,200 I ALREADY GOT 145 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,469 THE CHEERLEADER PROTECTION ACT, H.R. 505, UP FOR VOTE 146 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,370 IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES. 147 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,772 POOR BASTARDS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. 148 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,441 RIGHT. ASSUMING IT PASSES. 149 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,610 ASSUMING WHAT? 150 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,512 IT'S A BILL TO KEEP HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLS OUT OF WHEELCHAIRS. 151 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,846 WHO'S GONNA VOTE AGAINST IT? 152 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,982 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS BILL IS A STAGGERING -- 153 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,920 I SAY A STAGGERING OVERREACH OF GOVERNMENT POWER. 154 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,388 YOU WERE SAYING? 155 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,991 HOW THE HELL DID THIS BILL COME UP FOR A VOTE 156 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,660 WITHOUT US KNOWING ABOUT IT? 157 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,728 I DON'T KNOW. 158 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,863 I-I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP TABS ON THINGS, BUT -- 159 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,732 NOW, I WAS A QUARTERBACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, 160 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,134 SO I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT CHEERLEADERS. 161 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:11,004 AND ONE THING I KNOW IS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT BIG GOVERNMENT 162 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,673 GETTING ALL UP IN THEIR BUSINESS. 163 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,944 CHEERLEADERS ARE STRONG, INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMEN. 164 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,146 THEY DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF WHITE-HAIRED OLD MEN 165 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,148 FROM WASHINGTON TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO. 166 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,751 THEY DON'T NEED A NANNY STATE DICTATING THEIR EVERY MOVE. 167 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,619 Sophie, can you get a head count? 168 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,922 THEY GOT PARENTS TO DO THAT FOR THEM. 169 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,525 NOW, I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR PARENTS TO RAISE A TEEN. 170 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:36,497 Judging by the body language, I'd say... 171 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,166 zero for, seven against. 172 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,536 THESE PARENTS ARE HARD-WORKING AMERICANS. 173 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,705 Hardison, we got to stop this now. 174 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,107 I can't hack the agenda while the meeting's in session. 175 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,509 No, we've got to stop this now. 176 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,110 Not the agenda. The sound system. 177 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,645 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 178 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:56,717 IS HAVING THIS AUGUST BODY MARCH INTO THEIR TOWNS 179 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,519 STRAIGHT DOWN THE NEIGHBORHOOD STREETS 180 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,221 AND RIGHT INTO THE FRONT DOOR OF OUR HIGH SCHOOLS. 181 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,289 AND MAKE NO MISTAKE, 182 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,192 ONCE WE LET BIG GOVERNMENT INTO OUR HIGH SCHOOLS, 183 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,995 WELL, WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT MIGHT -- [ FEEDBACK ] 184 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,096 [ SNORTS ] 185 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,698 [ ALL MURMURING ] 186 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,537 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 187 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,571 JUST PRESS THIS BUTTON. 188 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,839 I SAID, WHO KNOWS WHAT -- 189 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,173 [ FEEDBACK ] 190 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,043 SORRY. 191 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,246 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 192 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,849 [ CHUCKLES ] 193 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,820 ANYONE -- ANYONE MIND IF WE TABLE THIS 194 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,221 UNTIL WE CAN GET THINGS WORKING AROUND HERE? 195 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,557 [ FEEDBACK CONTINUES ] 196 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,492 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 197 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,828 UH, FOLKS, WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS OFF TILL NEXT WEEK, 198 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,130 AND THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 199 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,570 [ SIGHS ] LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME TIME. 200 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,138 MAYBE THIS WON'T BE A COMPLETE DISASTER. 201 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,248 DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THAT? 202 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,983 BARAN, THE C.E.O. OF PEP -- 203 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,118 THE BILL WAS ABOUT TO BE VOTED DOWN. 204 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,987 I MEAN, THAT'S THE BEST THING 205 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,722 THAT COULD HAPPEN FOR PEP, RIGHT? 206 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,124 YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE SHOULD BE THRILLED. WHY THE LONG FACE? 207 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,861 OKAY, PARKER, I NEED YOU TO BREAK INTO BARAN'S OFFICE 208 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,028 AND SEE WHAT SHE'S UP TO. 209 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:16,997 [ SIGHS ] 210 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,831 SURE. NO PROBLEM. 211 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,800 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M DRAGGING AROUND 212 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,802 A FLOCK OF CHEERLEADERS OR ANYTHING. 213 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,737 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 214 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,305 YEAH. THE REST OF US -- 215 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,175 LET'S GO STEAL US SOME CONGRESSMEN. 216 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,048 [ BEEP ] AND HERE'S OUR COMMITTEE. 217 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,051 ACCORDING TO SOPHIE, WE'VE GOT SEVEN NAY VOTES. 218 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,020 WE NEED TO FLIP FOUR TO WIN. 219 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,656 THE GOOD NEWS IS WE GOT TONS OF DATA ON THESE POLITICIANS -- 220 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,692 VOTING RECORDS, FINANCIAL RECORDS, ALL THAT. 221 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,794 IT MAKES IT EASY TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S THE MOST INFLUENTIAL 222 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,696 AND WHO'S THE EASIEST TO INFLUENCE. 223 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,097 WHO'S OUR BEST BUY? 224 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,801 THESE ARE OUR FOUR RIGHT HERE. 225 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,202 CONGRESSWOMAN JANE BERKUS. 226 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,770 SHE'S VERY NUMBERS-DRIVEN. 227 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,038 IMPECCABLE ON WOMEN'S ISSUES. 228 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:01,642 WE MAKE HER KNOW THAT THIS IS ABOUT PROTECTING YOUNG GIRLS, 229 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,210 SHE'S IN. 230 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,946 THERE'S CONGRESSMAN JUAN CABALLO. 231 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,848 NOW, HE WON HIS SEAT IN A POPULIST UPSWELL 232 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,650 THAT HE'S HAVING TROUBLE MAINTAINING. 233 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,119 WE KEEP HIM IN OFFICE, HE VOTES HOW WE WANT. 234 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,654 HOLD ON. 235 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,922 CONGRESSMAN JOHN ZAHN. 236 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,924 HE'S CURRENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED 237 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,992 FOR SOME FUNDRAISING IRREGULARITIES. 238 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,994 NOW, WE MAKE HIS PROBLEM GO AWAY, 239 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,730 HE MAKES OUR PROBLEM GO AWAY. 240 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,265 FINALLY, WE HAVE CONGRESSMAN J.J. LeGRANGE. 241 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,601 HE'S A CONSUMMATE WASHINGTON INSIDER. 242 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,738 HIS FATHER HELD THAT SEAT AND HIS GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM. 243 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,807 NOW, THIS MAN LOVES THE CAMERAS, AND HE LOVES HIS POWER. 244 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,943 HE'S ALSO THE COMMITTEE CHAIR, 245 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,945 WHICH MEANS IF HE'S AGAINST US... 246 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,347 IT MEANS HE'S GOT 100 PROCEDURAL TRICKS HE CAN USE KILL THE BILL. 247 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,815 WE NEED HIM, OR WE GOT NOTHING. 248 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,684 WAIT A MINUTE -- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 249 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,819 RUNNING A CON ON FOUR SEPARATE MARKS. 250 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:46,987 NO, NOT -- NOT MARKS. 251 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,088 ELECTED OFFICIALS. 252 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,223 WE DO THIS RIGHT, WE'LL HAVE THEM 253 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,259 EATING OUT OF OUR HAND BY DINNER. 254 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,966 "EATING OUT OF OUR HAND BY DINNER," HUH? 255 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,033 ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE 256 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,869 WE'VE BEEN CHEWED UP AND SPIT OUT? 257 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:04,972 ALL RIGHT. 258 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,708 ANYTHING ELSE? 259 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:08,742 WE'RE DONE. 260 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,377 UH, ACTUALLY... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 261 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,245 YES, NEW GUY. 262 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,982 I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS H.R. 505. 263 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,751 THE CHEERLEADING BILL? 264 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,921 RIGHT YOU ARE. 265 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,422 HERE. 266 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,858 YOU SEE, THERE ARE SOME NUMBERS THAT I THINK YOU'LL FIND -- 267 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,893 NUMBERS. 268 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,161 LIKE THE $20 MILLION THE BILL WILL COST SCHOOLS 269 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,429 IN EQUIPMENT AND TRAINING? 270 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,867 I AM NOT TAKING MONEY AWAY FROM ARTS, MUSIC, SCHOOL LUNCHES, 271 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:37,037 OR, GOD FORBID, ACTUAL WOMEN'S SPORTS 272 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,306 SO THAT CANDI, MANDI, AND BRANDI-WITH-AN-I 273 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,308 CAN FLOUNCE AROUND IN THEIR MINISKIRTS AND MIDRIFFS. 274 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,311 -RIGHT. BUT... -SO UNLESS YOU CAN FIND $20 MILLION 275 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,347 LYING AROUND UNCLAIMED IN THE FEDERAL BUDGET, 276 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,082 WE'RE DONE. 277 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,818 NOTED. COPY. I FEEL YOU. 278 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,819 BUT, UM... 279 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,954 YOU KNOW, HARDISON, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF -- 280 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,955 GOVERNMENT'S JUST A SYSTEM. 281 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,023 IT IS A SYSTEM. 282 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,091 IT'S ALSO "WAR AND PEACE" WITH MATH. 283 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,028 AT LEAST YOU'RE DEALING WITH MONEY. 284 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,896 THAT'S WHY THE VOTERS SENT ME HERE. 285 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,966 HOLD ON. 286 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,234 SORRY. HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MISS... 287 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,368 [ American accent ] AMBER VON CLEVE 288 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,903 OF THE CLEVELAND VON CLEVES. 289 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,172 THE FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SIZABLE DONATION 290 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,774 TO YOUR RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN. 291 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,909 THERE IS, HOWEVER, ONE THING 292 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,912 WE'D LIKE TO MAKE SURE WE SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON. 293 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,180 THE CORN SUBSIDIES. 294 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,181 THE -- EXCUSE ME? 295 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,183 I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE TO THE DISTRICT, 296 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,451 BUT I'VE BEEN STONEWALLED. 297 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,054 YOU REALLY WANT TO GET ME RE-ELECTED? 298 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,789 FIND ME A WAY TO LAND THOSE CORN SUBSIDIES. 299 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,458 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 300 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,325 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 301 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,493 YOU SAID YOU LIKE BACK-ROOM DEALINGS. 302 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,462 [ Normal voice ] I LIKE STEALING THINGS THAT ARE REAL. 303 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,197 CASH -- OF COURSE. LAND -- SURE. 304 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,932 ART -- YES, PLEASE. 305 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,934 CORN SUBSIDIES? NOT SO MUCH. 306 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,070 At least you're stealing. 307 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,938 THEY'VE GOT THIS PLACE SEWN UP SO TIGHT, 308 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,039 I CAN BARELY EVEN CASE IT. 309 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,276 [ BEEPING ] 310 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:53,246 NO. NO, I TOLD YOU -- I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW. 311 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,083 YEAH. NO... 312 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,118 UM, COACH? 313 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,186 RIGHT! 314 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,755 OKAY, WHO'S UP FOR SOME BASIC GYMNASTICS DRILLS? 315 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,890 [ BEEPS ] 316 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,861 [ SIGHS ] 317 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,133 YES. YOU. WHAT ARE YOU CALLED? 318 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:13,967 MADISON. 319 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,169 CAN I BE EXCUSED? I DON'T FEEL WELL. 320 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,170 BUT... 321 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,874 WE HAVE -- LASER GRID, MADISON. 322 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,976 LASER GRID. 323 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,144 HUH? 324 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,115 THEY'RE SO JADED. 325 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,183 PARKER, YOU JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONNECT WITH THEM. 326 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,052 YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. 327 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,921 WHY ARE YOU SO UPBEAT ABOUT ALL OF THIS? 328 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,022 YEAH. 329 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,857 I MEAN, HOW'D YOU DO WITH THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN 330 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,459 FROM BEING-INVESTIGATED-FOR-FRAUD? 331 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,194 CONGRESSMAN, SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 332 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,064 IT'S NO PROBLEM, PAL. JUST TELL ME THIS. 333 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,167 WHAT DO YOU WANT, AND WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU? 334 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,201 [ CHUCKLES ] 335 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,404 LET'S TALK. LUNCH? 336 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,807 SOUNDS GREAT. [ CHUCKLES ] 337 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,110 FOR REAL, MAN? 338 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,546 YOU TELLING ME YOU BOUGHT A CONGRESSMAN WITH A LUNCH? 339 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,014 IT WAS A NICE LUNCH. 340 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,016 I'VE BEEN SAYING IT ALL ALONG, GUYS. 341 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,552 ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE THE EASIEST MARK IN THE WORLD. 342 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,888 OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH? 343 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,891 CONGRESSMAN. STEVEN TURNER, ROSSI CONSULTING. 344 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,326 -HOW YOU DOING? -JUST FINE, MR. TURNER. JUST FINE. 345 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,328 YOU'RE A BUSY MAN. I CAN APPRECIATE THAT. 346 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,164 LISTEN, WE HAVE A CLIENT THAT RUNS 347 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,932 A POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE FOR WOMEN'S ATHLETICS, 348 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,501 AND WE'D LIKE TO KNOW YOUR STANCE ON H.R. 505. 349 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,904 I MADE MY STANCE ON 505 PRETTY CLEAR. 350 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,039 I THINK IT'S GOVERNMENT OVERREACH, 351 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,040 PURE AND SIMPLE. 352 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,008 I HEAR THAT, I TELL YOU. 353 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,110 BUT, HOWEVER, OUR CLIENT DOES WANT TO MAKE 354 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,479 -A SUBSTANTIAL DONATION TO A CONGRESSMAN -- -NO, NO. 355 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,047 LISTEN CAREFULLY, SON. 356 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:37,084 NOW, PEOPLE DON'T DONATE TO ME TO BUY MY VOTE. 357 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,318 PEOPLE DONATE TO ME 358 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,221 BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW HOW I'M GONNA VOTE. 359 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,091 PEOPLE DONATE TO ME BECAUSE OF MY INTEGRITY. 360 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,626 NOW, IF YOUR PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN ME, 361 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,129 I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR MONEY. 362 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,233 BUT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY A VOTE OFF OF J.J. LeGRANGE, 363 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,136 WELL, YOU GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING. 364 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,438 YOU MEAN -- 365 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,540 YEAH, I MEAN THE GUY'S GOT INTEGRITY. 366 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:05,578 ELECTED OFFICIAL OR NOT, YOU CAN'T CON AN HONEST MAN. 367 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,120 OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S GRIFT. 368 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,227 [ CHUCKLES ] 369 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:24,965 HELLO, NUMBERS. YOU READY TO DANCE? 370 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,099 CORN SUBSIDIES? 371 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,635 WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE CORN SUBSIDIES? 372 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,638 [ American accent ] CONGRESSWOMAN GREENHILL. 373 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,507 I'M DEBRA SCOTT OF THE SCOTTSDALE SCOTTS. 374 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,978 MY FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SIZABLE DONATION 375 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,679 TO YOUR RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN. 376 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,982 THERE IS ONE THING, HOWEVER, 377 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,384 WE'D LIKE TO MAKE SURE WE SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON. 378 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,253 -CORN SUBSIDIES. -CORN SUBSIDIES? 379 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,522 -DO YOU KNOW WHAT CORN SUBSIDIES ARE CODE FOR? -EXCUSE ME? 380 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,523 ETHANOL. 381 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,926 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH ETHANOL IS? 382 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,594 NO, BUT I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FIND OUT. 383 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,663 WELL, PEOPLE THINK THAT IT'S CLEAN ENERGY, 384 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,998 BUT IT'S STILL BURNING CARBON. 385 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,467 IT TAKES ATTENTION AWAY FROM REAL SUSTAINABLE ENERGY. 386 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,435 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARIZONA HAS MORE OF 387 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,536 THAN ANY OTHER STATE? 388 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,304 SAND? 389 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,574 SUN. LIMITLESS, CLEAN SUNLIGHT. 390 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,409 I WON'T SUBSIDIZE CORN IN OHIO 391 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,645 UNLESS THERE'S AT LEAST AS MUCH FOR SOLAR SUBSIDIES IN ARIZONA. 392 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,385 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 393 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,022 THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 394 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,457 YOU CAN'T CON AN HONEST MAN, NATE. 395 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,059 HE'S NOT AN HONEST MAN. HE'S AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. 396 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:26,759 REALLY? 397 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,228 'CAUSE HE TURNED DOWN PAC MONEY, 398 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,729 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS LEGAL. 399 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,498 THAT JUST MEANS MONEY'S NOT HIS HOOK. 400 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,133 YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS. 401 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,171 ALL RIGHT, HE'S A POLITICIAN. 402 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,073 HE LIKES POWER. 403 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,611 DON'T OFFER HIM MONEY. OFFER HIM MORE POWER. 404 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,488 UH, CONGRESSWOMAN? 405 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,526 NEW GUY. 406 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,460 HEY. 407 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,461 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 408 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,596 UH. AH. 409 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,631 BAM. WHAT?! 410 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,632 THE MONEY. 411 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,501 LOOK, XJ-12 -- 412 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,237 IT'S AN ARMORED-VEHICLE PROTOTYPE. 413 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,171 ALL RIGHT, $50 MILLION 414 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,473 WAS EARMARKED FOR DEVELOPMENT THIS YEAR, 415 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,475 BUT THE PENTAGON SAYS THEY DON'T WANT IT. 416 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,344 THEY SAID THEY DON'T NEED ANOTHER ARMORED CAR. 417 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,611 SO I'M THINKING WE TAKE THAT MONEY, 418 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,080 PUT IT INTO CHEERLEADING, RIGHT? 419 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,215 WE FUND THE BILL. WE HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE. 420 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,483 [ Singsong voice ] HOLLA. 421 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,584 YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT MONEY. 422 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,021 [ Normal voice ] BUT THE PENTAGON DOES NOT WANT IT. 423 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,356 IT'S DEFENSE SPENDING. 424 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,159 IT'S A SEPARATE APPROPRIATIONS BILL FROM EDUCATION. 425 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,494 YOU'D HAVE TO SEND BOTH BILLS BACK TO THE FLOOR 426 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,462 AND START ALL OVER. 427 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,298 RIGHT -- RIGHT, BUT JUST L-LISTEN REAL QUICK. 428 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,301 THEY DO NOT WANT THE MONEY. 429 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,440 BUT THEY DON'T -- THEY DON'T WANT THE MONEY. 430 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,110 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 431 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,245 CONGRESSMAN. 432 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,114 HI. STEVEN TURNER, ROSSI CONSULTING. 433 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,248 YEAH. 434 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,284 FELLA CAME AROUND YESTERDAY LOOKING TO BUY MY VOTE. 435 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,251 THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT. 436 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,387 I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WAS MY BOSS'S IDEA. 437 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,689 I RESPECT INTEGRITY, SIR. I RESPECT THE HELL OUT OF IT. 438 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,656 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 439 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558 IT'S HOW, UH, IT'S HOW I CHOOSE A LEADER. 440 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:09,529 NOW, MY FIRM HAPPENS TO HAVE A CLIENT THAT WANTS TO SPONSOR 441 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,332 A PRIMARY CHALLENGE TO SENATOR FISCHER. 442 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,668 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU GROOMING ME FOR A HIGHER OFFICE? 443 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,703 WELL... 444 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,143 [ CHUCKLES ] 445 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,212 SORRY, SON. 446 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:30,150 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME BECOMING THE BIG FISH IN MY LITTLE POND. 447 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,319 AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. 448 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,425 HEY, MS. ROCHESTER, 449 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,327 THOSE SOLAR SUBSIDIES ARE EARMARKED FOR NEW YORK. 450 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,295 MY CONSTITUENTS ARE COUNTING ON THEM. 451 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,164 [ New York accent ] COME ON, CONGRESSMAN. 452 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,333 ONE NEW YORKER TO ANOTHER -- ARIZONA'S GOT MORE SUN. 453 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,568 CAN'T WE JUST SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE? 454 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,502 MAYBE I CAN SWING IT, 455 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,171 BUT I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE FAVOR FROM YOU. 456 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,739 [ SIGHS ] 457 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,509 HEY, PARKER? 458 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,478 ANY PROGRESS GETTING INTO BARAN'S OFFICE? 459 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,480 NOT YET. SECURITY'S TIGHT, BUT... 460 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,449 OKAY, GOOD. 461 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,351 NOW, JUST LIKE WE PRACTICED. 462 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,722 THE PROJECTIONS ARE GREAT, 463 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,860 BUT THIS WHOLE THING HINGES ON HAVING THE CASH ON HAND IN TIME. 464 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,794 ARE YOU IN? 465 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,732 SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO GET MONEY TOGETHER, 466 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,800 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR. 467 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,869 OKAY, WELL, YOU GOT TO GET IN THERE AND FIND OUT. 468 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,870 Yeah, I know. 469 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,538 BUT THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. 470 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,806 IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY KNOW 471 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,276 THERE'S A JILLION PESKY TEENAGERS CRAWLING AROUND. 472 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,310 COACH? 473 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,546 COACH, UH, DO YOU THINK WE COULD LET HER DOWN? 474 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,647 WHY? SHE'S FINE. 475 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,383 WELL, SHE MIGHT GET DIZZY. 476 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,550 OR -- OR SOMETHING. 477 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,121 BRING HER DOWN. 478 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,232 OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR NEXT PLAY? 479 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,635 WELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MASTERMIND. 480 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,904 HE DOESN'T WANT POWER. HE DOESN'T WANT MONEY. 481 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,772 MAYBE HE REALLY IS AN HONEST MAN. 482 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,176 EVERYONE HAS A HOOK, ELIOT. 483 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,246 EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS YOU CAN EXPLOIT. 484 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,381 DO YOU? 485 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:11,451 NO. YOU? 486 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,320 NO. 487 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,389 LOOK, MAYBE THIS DOESN'T FIT INTO YOUR WORLD VIEW, NATE, 488 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,924 BUT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE 489 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:18,958 THAT JUST WANT TO SERVE. 490 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,527 TRUST ME. I SERVED WITH THEM. 491 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,394 OKAY. 492 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,431 WELL, IF ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS SERVE, 493 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,566 YOU CAN EXPLOIT THAT, TOO. 494 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,944 CONGRESSMAN! 495 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,547 HI. HOW YOU DOING AGAIN? STEVEN. 496 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,682 -TURNER. BACK AGAIN. -RIGHT. 497 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,217 -VERY TENACIOUS. -THANK YOU. 498 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,885 LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER CONSIDERED 499 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,487 TAKING A JOB ON THE PUNDITRY CIRCUIT. 500 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,988 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] -NOT -- NOT RIGHT NOW. 501 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,823 I'M TALKING ABOUT LATER, YOU KNOW, SO YOU CAN 502 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,825 KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AFTER YOUR TERM'S OVER. 503 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,961 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 504 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,230 COME ON, MAN! WHY THE HELL NOT? 505 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,431 SORRY. 506 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:02,569 'CAUSE I'M NOT PLANNING ON LEAVING OFFICE ANY TIME SOON. 507 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,237 [ CHUCKLES ] 508 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,239 WELL, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 509 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,340 [ CHUCKLES ] 510 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,608 I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY GOT THIS RE-ELECTION 511 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,509 -ALL SEWN UP THIS CYCLE. -YEP. 512 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,710 PROBABLY THE NEXT ONE, TOO. 513 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,246 BUT, YOU KNOW, AFTER THAT, IT COULD GET A LITTLE BIT ROUGH. 514 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,714 I'M THINKING MAYBE EIGHT YEARS TOPS, 515 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,249 AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR OTHER WORK. 516 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,585 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 517 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,653 POLLING NUMBERS. 518 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,755 EIGHT YEARS OUT? YOU DON'T HAVE THOSE NUMBERS. 519 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,357 NOBODY HAS THOSE NUMBERS. 520 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,758 WE DO. IT'S A COMPUTER MODEL. 521 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,994 SOME OF THE BOYS WHIPPED IT UP BACK AT THE OFFICE. 522 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,530 NOW, IT SHOWS DEMOGRAPHICS, AND IT SHOWS SOCIAL TRENDS. 523 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,864 AND CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 524 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,334 I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF, 525 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,868 EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT WORKS. 526 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,538 IT SOUNDS LIKE SNAKE OIL TO ME. 527 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,807 Okay, tell him to look at Tracey College's 528 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,875 10-YEAR EXPANSION PLAN. 529 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,744 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED 530 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,346 [CHUCKLES] I UNDERSTAND. 531 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,480 YOU SHOULD, THOUGH -- 532 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,016 YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER TO TAKE A LOOK 533 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,785 AT THE TRACEY COLLEGE 10-YEAR EXPANSION PLAN. 534 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,488 WHAT ABOUT IT? 535 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,624 WHEN A COLLEGE EXPANDS... 536 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,628 WELL, WHEN A COLLEGE EXPANDS, YOUNG VOTERS COME IN, 537 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,664 AND THAT'S NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC, IS IT? 538 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:09,436 THAT AND MANY OTHER THINGS IS WHAT THE MODEL ACCOUNTS FOR. 539 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,073 I WANT TO SEE THIS MODEL OF YOURS. 540 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,842 TWO HOURS. MY OFFICE. 541 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,943 YES, SIR. 542 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,715 NOT BAD. 543 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,085 YOU CAN FAKE ALL THAT POLLING STUFF I WAS TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 544 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,787 HOPE SO. 545 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,556 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 546 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,660 -MS. BARAN? -HMM? 547 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,061 YOU SHOULD SEE THIS. 548 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,128 A MAN ON THE HILL TIPPED ME OFF. 549 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,730 THIS GUY'S BEEN TALKING TO CONGRESSMAN LeGRANGE 550 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,433 ON AND OFF FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS. 551 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,469 I'VE SEEN THIS ONE, TOO -- 552 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,937 AT THE COMMITTEE MEETING ON H.R. 505. 553 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,808 YOU THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO PUSH THE BILL THROUGH? 554 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,410 NO SENSE TAKING CHANCES. 555 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,844 LET'S MAKE SURE 556 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,982 CONGRESSMAN LeGRANGE STAYS WHERE WE WANT HIM. 557 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,116 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN CONTROL HIM? 558 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,418 [ CHUCKLES ] 559 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,354 I WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 560 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,457 I THINK I KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT QUARTERBACKS. 561 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,098 OKAY, ELIOT AND I ARE CIRCLING LeGRANGE. 562 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,032 SOPHIE, WHERE ARE YOU? 563 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,568 TRYING TO IMPROVE THE AIR-QUALITY STANDARDS 564 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,436 IN MASSACHUSETTS. 565 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,904 OKAY. FOR CORN SUBSIDIES? 566 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,972 No, to get me the fishery concessions 567 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,908 THAT I THEN TRADE FOR LOGGING RIGHTS 568 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,710 TO GET ME THE REDISTRICTING DEAL, 569 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,111 THAT GETS ME THE GRANT FUNDING, 570 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,846 THAT GETS ME THE SOLAR SUBSIDIES, 571 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,582 THAT FINALLY GETS ME THE BLOODY, STINKING CORN SUBSIDIES. 572 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,851 I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING GETS DOWN AROUND HERE. 573 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,721 YOU HAVE TO BE A GRIFTER TO RUN GOVERNMENT. 574 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,589 I'M GONNA NEED AN ASSISTANT. 575 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,025 OKAY... 576 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,159 HARDISON? 577 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,861 HOW YOU DOING? 578 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,596 LOOK, NATE, I'M GOOD WITH SYSTEMS. 579 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,464 YOU KNOW THAT. 580 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,998 BUT THIS -- THIS SYSTEM HACKS BACK. 581 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,000 I GOT $7 MILLION SITTING RIGHT HERE, 582 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,737 SET ASIDE FOR MAD-COW TESTING, WHICH NOBODY USES, 583 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,138 BECAUSE, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 584 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,874 NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW THAT THEY GOT MAD-COW COWS. 585 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,409 YEAH, SO, UH, GIVE THEM TO THE CHEERLEADERS. 586 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,176 I can't, man. 587 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,377 There's a law right here that says 588 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:02,014 THAT THERE HAS TO BE MONEY SET ASIDE FOR MAD-COW TESTING, 589 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,483 WHICH NOBODY DOES! 590 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,517 MAKES NO SENSE. 591 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,886 THERE'S NO RHYME, NO REASON, NO -- 592 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,187 IT'S COOL. DON'T POP A NERVE. 593 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,022 DON'T POP A NERVE. DON'T THROW A BOOK. 594 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,191 OKAY, WELL, YOU TWO JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 595 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:16,629 LET'S WRAP THIS UP FAST BEFORE SOMEBODY SNAPS. 596 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,832 UH, PARKER, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING? 597 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:20,933 THE MEET'S IN AN HOUR. 598 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,168 IF I USE IT AS COVER, 599 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,704 I CAN SNEAK UP TO THE ROOF, SHORT OUT THE SECURITY SYSTEM, 600 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,506 THEN GET DOWN INTO BARAN'S OFFICE 601 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:30,677 WHILE EVERYONE'S HERE. 602 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,844 WHERE'S MADISON? 603 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,213 WHERE IS MADISON?! 604 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,982 MADISON? I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A WHILE. 605 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,083 GREAT. 606 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,686 I LOST A CHEERLEADER. 607 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,460 OKAY, ANGELA, WHERE'S MADISON? 608 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,728 CAN I HAVE SOME WATER? 609 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,929 IN A MINUTE. 610 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,731 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US AGAIN, FROM THE TOP? 611 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,999 I DON'T KNOW WHERE MADISON WENT. 612 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,467 DON'T GIVE US THAT. 613 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:56,536 THE GIRLS SAY YOU'RE HER BEST FRIEND. 614 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,472 BEST FRIENDS TALK, ANGELA. ARE YOU GONNA TALK? 615 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:00,473 HUH? ARE YOU? 616 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,141 -HUH? -EASY. EASY. 617 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,142 EASY. 618 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,546 YOUR COACH GETS A LITTLE HOT UNDER THE COLLAR. 619 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,949 AM I IN TROUBLE? ARE YOU GONNA CALL MY PARENTS? 620 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:14,621 YOU CAN PARENT UP. THAT'S YOUR RIGHT. 621 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,224 MADISON TALKED TO ME IN CONFIDENCE. 622 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:21,694 A BIG WORD FOR A LITTLE GIRL. 623 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,162 WHERE'S MADISON? 624 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,102 [ GROWLS SOFTLY ] 625 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,904 [ TELEPHONES RINGING ] MS. VON CLEVE'S OFFICE. 626 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,573 -MS. SCOTT'S OFFICE. -MS. SCOTT'S NOT AVAILABLE. 627 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:34,574 MS. VON CLEVE'S OFFICE. 628 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,108 MS. VON CLEVE'S OFFICE. HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 629 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,610 I'M SORRY, SENATOR. 630 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,515 [ Middle Eastern accent ] SO, YOU'LL SEE TO IT 631 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,983 THAT MASSACHUSETTS GETS THE CONTRACT 632 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:47,620 FOR THE NEW MILITARY PERSONNEL DATABASE. 633 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,990 AND YOU'LL SEE THAT THE LAND IS LEASED TO THE GENERAL 634 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,627 FOR THE NEW AIR BASE IN THE PERSIAN GULF. 635 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,963 THINK YOU CAN SHAKE ON THAT? 636 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,134 [ CHUCKLES ] 637 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,172 OKAY, $5 MILLION EARMARKED FOR...VOCATIONAL TRAINING 638 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,876 FOR MILLERS, BLACKSMITHS, AND HABERDASHERS... 639 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,178 BY AN 1884 STATUTE. 640 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,914 HEY, ANYBODY GOT A WAY 641 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:18,017 TO LEGALLY DEFINE CHEERLEADING AS HABERDASHERY? 642 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,051 [ SIGHS ] 643 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,054 [ Normal voice ] I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. [ SIGHS ] 644 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,894 -[ American accent ] GINGER! -YES, MA'AM? 645 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,897 GET ME CONGRESSMAN FINKE ON THE PHONE. 646 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,164 OKAY, RIGHT AWAY, MA'AM. 647 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,100 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT. 648 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,134 I MEAN, YEAH. 649 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:39,105 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THAT'S HOW WE GET IT. 650 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,974 MADISON? 651 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,776 MADIS-- 652 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,778 MADISON, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 653 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,914 -EVERYBODY'S FREAKING OUT. -COME ON, WE GOT TO GET YOU TO THE COMPETITION. 654 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,182 I DON'T WANT TO COMPETE. 655 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,051 WHAT? WHY NOT? 656 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,053 -I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP AGAIN. -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 657 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,788 WHEN DO YOU MESS UP? YOU'RE GREAT. 658 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,057 SERIOUSLY? 659 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,927 OH. 660 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,561 YOU WERE MARCY'S SPOTTER. 661 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,833 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG. 662 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:08,334 WE'D DONE IT A HUNDRED TIMES. 663 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,703 EVERYTHING WAS GOING PERFECTLY. 664 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:16,242 I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO GET HURT. 665 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,946 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 666 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,248 [ SIGHS ] 667 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:28,888 LOOK... 668 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:33,292 I'M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS OR FALLING OR... 669 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,864 ANYTHING I PROBABLY SHOULD BE. 670 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,866 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM AFRAID OF? 671 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:44,303 LETTING DOWN THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. 672 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,275 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPETE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COMPETE. 673 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,844 BUT I THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA FEEL A LOT SAFER 674 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,613 KNOWING THAT YOU'RE THERE, INSTEAD OF HAVING NO ONE THERE. 675 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,317 RIGHT? 676 00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,585 DID, UH, THAT WORK? 677 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,254 BECAUSE I KIND OF GOT TO GET ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ROOF, SO... 678 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:05,725 HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO GET DOWN HERE? 679 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,926 ALL THE GIRLS KNOW HOW. 680 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,195 THERE'S NO SECURITY OR CAMERAS DOWN HERE, 681 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,664 SO WE ALL JUST COME DOWN HERE TO DO STUFF. 682 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:14,901 NO SECURITY? 683 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,141 [ SIGHS ] 684 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,143 [ Normal voice ] WELL, THE CORN SUBSIDIES ARE LOCKED UP. 685 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:24,844 BUDGET IS, TOO. 686 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,779 AND COUNTING NATE'S LUNCH BUDDY, 687 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,148 WE'VE GOT THREE OF THE FOUR VOTES THAT WE NEED. 688 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:32,018 JUST LEAVES ME AND LeGRANGE AND... [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 689 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,419 THAT'S HIM. 690 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,921 STEVEN TURNER. 691 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,324 HE JUST CANCELED. 692 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,192 I'M SO-- WHAT CAME UP? 693 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,296 AND SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I ANNOUNCE TO YOU 694 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:48,434 THE PEP ATHLETICS J.J. LeGRANGE CHEERLEADING SCHOLARSHIP. 695 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,904 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONGRESSMAN LeGRANGE. 696 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:52,905 [ CHUCKLES ] 697 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,041 OH! 698 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,777 [ CHUCKLES ] 699 00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:02,448 UH, WELL, UH, THANK YOU, MS. BARAN. 700 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,317 AND THANK YOU, PEP ATHLETICS! 701 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,020 COME ON. LET'S HEAR IT. 702 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:13,492 I -- I AM -- I'M VERY PROUD TO BE ASSOCIATED 703 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:18,831 WITH SUCH A FINE EXAMPLE OF AMERICAN ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT. 704 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,800 THANKS SO MUCH. APPRECIATE IT. 705 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,334 THAT'S IT. THAT'S HIS HOOK. 706 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,236 TO GET HIS NAME ON A SCHOLARSHIP 707 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,272 AND A BIG YEARBOOK PICTURE BLOWN UP. 708 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,874 YEAH, WE WERE THINKING TOO BIG. 709 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:30,076 WELL, HE JUST PUBLICLY TIED HIMSELF TO PEP ATHLETICS, 710 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:32,278 SO THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA VOTE AGAINST THEM NOW. 711 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,013 That's not the only bad news. 712 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:34,947 I'M IN BARAN'S OFFICE. 713 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,216 SHE'S PLANNING TO BUY PEP, TAKE IT PRIVATE. 714 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:39,218 THAT'S WHY SHE WAS PULLING ALL THE CASH TOGETHER. 715 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,420 Yes, and why she was so upset the bill almost failed -- 716 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,489 BECAUSE IF THE BILL FAILS, 717 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,958 PEP'S STOCK PRICE GOES THROUGH THE ROOF. 718 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,259 SHE CAN'T AFFORD THAT. 719 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,831 BUT IF SHE ALREADY OWNS THE COMPANY BEFORE THE BILL FAILS... 720 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:52,832 SHE CLEANS UP. 721 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,033 WE ACCELERATED THINGS TOO FAST. 722 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,367 WE PUT THE BILL UP FOR A VOTE 723 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,503 BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE TO GET HER MONEY TOGETHER. 724 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:00,139 IF SHE BUYS PEP, THAT MEANS EVEN LESS OVERSIGHT. 725 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,240 HOW DO WE STOP HER? 726 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,977 WE ACCELERATE THINGS EVEN MORE. 727 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:06,245 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 728 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,848 PEP ATHLETICS IS PROUD TO PRESENT 729 00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:12,852 THE 17th ANNUAL TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS. 730 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,120 READY! READY! 731 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,155 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE MHS BADGERS! 732 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,523 READY! READY! LET'S GO! 733 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,158 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 734 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,394 READY? 735 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,263 READY. 736 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,865 READY. 737 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,133 -READY. -READY. 738 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,167 LET'S GO. 739 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,769 [ INDISTINCT CHEERING ] 740 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,186 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 741 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:51,323 YOU SEEM TO BE POPPING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE. 742 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,925 YEAH. I DO THAT. 743 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,195 LISTEN, I'VE MOVED UP THE VOTE AGAIN 744 00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:59,265 ON H.R. 505 FIRST THING TOMORROW. 745 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,102 HOW'D YOU PULL THAT OFF? 746 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,471 CONGRESSMAN, SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 747 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,107 NO PROBLEM, PAL. JUST TELL ME THIS. 748 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,310 WHAT DO YOU WANT, AND WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU? 749 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,312 [ CHUCKLES ] 750 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,581 THE BILL IS GONNA FAIL 751 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,117 BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO PUT YOUR MONEY TOGETHER. 752 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,351 THEN IT'S "BYE-BYE, BUYOUT." 753 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:26,358 YOU'RE VERY WELL INFORMED, MISTER...? 754 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,131 [ CHUCKLES ] 755 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,200 OKAY, THEN. 756 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,970 BRING IT ON. 757 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,474 SHE'S ON THE HOOK. 758 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,376 WE NEED THE REST OF THAT MONEY RIGHT NOW. 759 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,945 I WANT THE BUYOUT DONE TODAY. 760 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,246 WE'RE STILL SHORT ON FUNDS. 761 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,949 WE'VE GOT 22 COMPANIES UNDER OUR UMBRELLA. 762 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,250 PULL ANYTHING YOU CAN. 763 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,087 OKAY, NATE, YOU WERE RIGHT. 764 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,655 THEY JUST PULLED UP THE ORG CHART 765 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,157 TO DIP INTO OTHER COMPANIES. 766 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,159 THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WITH LIQUIDITY. 767 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,962 WELL, TRY CHEER WEAR, THE UNIFORM COMPANY. 768 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,131 [ SIGHS ] 769 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,166 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 770 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,601 YOU'RE SWIMMING IN MY POOL NOW, GUPPY. 771 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,277 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 772 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,512 UM, MS. BARAN, THE SYSTEM'S GIVING ME AN ALERT. 773 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:23,549 I'M NOT SURE THAT TRANSFER IS LEGAL. 774 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:24,783 WHY NOT? 775 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:28,254 IT SAYS THERE'S A 1938 LABOR LAW REQUIRING TEXTILE COMPANIES 776 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:31,657 TO KEEP CASH ON HAND TO PAY OVERTIME. 777 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,392 IS THAT FOR REAL? 778 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:38,130 I'M CHECKING, BUT IT DOES SEEM TO BE LEGITIMATE. 779 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,166 WHAT ABOUT THE ALL-CHEER COMPETITION LEAGUE? 780 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,400 WE RUN A COMPETITION A WEEK. 781 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:42,969 THEY MUST HAVE PLENTY OF CASH ON HAND. 782 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,006 OH, KEEP IT COMING. 783 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,975 KEEP IT -- DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 784 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,413 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 785 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:57,016 WE CAN'T USE THAT MONEY, EITHER, BECAUSE... 786 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,418 BECAUSE WE'RE A SWEEPSTAKES? 787 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:01,153 WE'RE A WHAT? 788 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,022 WE'RE NOT A SPORT, SO TECHNICALLY, 789 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,556 THIS SAYS, WE'RE A SWEEPSTAKES. 790 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,959 THERE -- THERE ARE A LOT OF RESTRICTIONS 791 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,161 ON WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH SWEEPSTAKES MONEY. 792 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:10,562 GO FOR C.T.V.C. 793 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,465 ALL THOSE BROADCAST CONTRACTS -- THEY MUST HAVE CASH. 794 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:20,172 UM, MA'AM, C.T.V.C. IS UNDER INVESTIGATION 795 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,440 FOR INDECENCY. 796 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,375 WELL, WHEN THE HELL DID TH HAPPEN? 797 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:29,481 [ Southern accent ] OH, MY. THERE. RIGHT THERE, SIR. 798 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:32,584 THAT IS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. 799 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:36,989 I CAN SEE HER HOO-HAH! HER HOO-HAH, SIR! 800 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,357 ARE YOU BLIND?! 801 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,592 DO I NEED TO CALL CONGRESSMAN CABALLO? 802 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,194 OR CONGRESSMAN GREENHILL? 803 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:44,296 I WILL CALL MY WHOLE ROLODEX, SIR! 804 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,635 [ ALARM BLARING ] 805 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,103 FIND THAT MONEY. 806 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,473 I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GET IT, BUT YOU FIND IT! 807 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,175 CALL ME WHEN THE TRANSFER'S DONE. 808 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:03,549 KEEP ON HIM, HARDISON. 809 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,750 I'm on it. 810 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:07,553 WHERE'S COACH? 811 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,488 SHE'LL BE HERE. SHE WON'T LET US DOWN. 812 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:10,789 WOLVES, YOU'RE UP. 813 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,358 LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE WOLVES. 814 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:16,362 I'M HERE! I'M HERE! I'M HERE! 815 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:19,231 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S HUDDLE UP. 816 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:22,501 I BET YOU GUYS COULD USE A PEP TALK RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HUH? 817 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,171 -YEAH. -YEAH. -YEAH. 818 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,039 FOR MARCY? 819 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:28,274 FOR MARCY. 820 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,379 GO, WOLVES. 821 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,247 -GO, WOLVES! -GO, WOLVES! -GO, WOLVES! 822 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,217 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 823 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,129 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 824 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,030 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 825 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,699 YOU PLAY A GOOD GAME. 826 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,767 THANK YOU. 827 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,236 IT'S NOT OVER YET. 828 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:32,504 OH, WRONG. 829 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:34,106 MY ASSISTANT FOUND THE MONEY. 830 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,107 MM. 831 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:38,477 I BOUGHT PEP WHILE YOU'VE BEEN STANDING HERE... 832 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:42,614 GAWKING. 833 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,750 TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT. 834 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:47,219 WHO DID WE ANNIHILATE? 835 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:50,256 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 836 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,823 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 837 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,341 AH, YOU UNDERESTIMATED ME. 838 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:12,611 PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE CHEERLEADERS ALL THE TIME. 839 00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:14,480 I DIDN'T. 840 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:18,684 I SAW A NICHE, AND I EXPLOITED IT. 841 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,686 EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE A CHEERLEADER. 842 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,488 EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE PRETTY. 843 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,356 EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE POPULAR. 844 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:29,628 AND THEY WILL PAY ANYTHING TO GET IT. 845 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:33,232 CHEERLEADERS BUILT ME A $300 MILLION-A-YEAR COMPANY 846 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:36,402 BECAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERESTIMATE THEM. 847 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,503 MM. 848 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,837 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 849 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,579 -WOLVES! -WOLVES! 850 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:57,323 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 851 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,525 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NORTHFIELD WOLVES! 852 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:04,263 YOU KNOW, I-I REALLY DON'T THINK I UNDERESTIMATED YOU. 853 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,433 IN FACT, I THINK I ESTIMATED YOU JUST... 854 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:08,734 ABOUT... 855 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,402 WAIT FOR IT. 856 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,437 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 857 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,738 ...RIGHT. 858 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,806 LET'S GIVE A HAND FOR ALL OUR TEAMS. 859 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,576 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GET THAT. 860 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,446 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 861 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,981 [ BEEP ] 862 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,316 WHAT? 863 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,351 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 864 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:28,454 THERE ARE FEDERAL AGENTS HERE WITH A WARRANT. 865 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,222 FOR WHAT? 866 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:32,758 Insurance fraud. 867 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,461 WHAT? WHY ARE THE -- 868 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,295 THE MONEY. 869 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,430 WHERE DID YOU PULL THE MONEY FROM? 870 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,565 The only place I could. 871 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:43,335 THE NATIONAL CHEERLEADING INSURANCE AND UNDERWRITERS. 872 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,572 HARDISON, THAT INSURANCE COMPANY 873 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,507 THAT THE CHEERLEADERS HAVE TO BUY FROM -- 874 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,975 HOW MUCH CASH ON HAND DO THEY HAVE? 875 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,577 OH, THEY NEVER PAY OUT. 876 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:54,446 THEY GOT A LOT OF PREMIUM MONEY SITTING THERE. 877 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,981 OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 878 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,449 WE ARE GONNA MAKE SURE THAT 879 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,251 THAT'S THE ONLY MONEY SHE CAN DRAW FROM. 880 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:01,219 ALL RIGHT. 881 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,490 -UH... -What happened? 882 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,592 -I-I DIDN'T DO THIS. I DIDN'T -- -You didn't what? 883 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,226 I DIDN'T -- 884 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:13,465 OKAY, JUST WAIT A SECOND. I'M GONNA GO GET MS. BARAN. 885 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:14,600 MS. BARAN? 886 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,001 I DIDN'T... 887 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:17,736 MS. BARAN, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER PHOTO OP. 888 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,371 I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THAT TRANSFER. 889 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,772 SNYDER DID IT ON HIS OWN. 890 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,341 THIS WILL FALL ON HIM. 891 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,009 WELL, THAT WOULD BE TRUE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE BRIBE. 892 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,877 -WHAT BRIBE? -WHAT BRIBE? 893 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:28,947 THE BRIBE THAT YOU GAVE HIM, THAT'S HIDING IN THAT TROPHY. 894 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,316 WHAT? 895 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,585 OOPS. 896 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:36,722 MS. BARAN? 897 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,662 [ CHEERING ] 898 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:55,741 I DID NOT DO THAT. 899 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,810 I DID NOT DO ANY OF THIS, AND NO ONE CAN PROVE THAT I DID. 900 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,546 WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE BEST PART. 901 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,913 NO ONE HAS TO. 902 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,715 ALL THEY HAVE TO PROVE IS THAT PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR YOU 903 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,951 COMMITTED INSURANCE FRAUD AND BRIBERY. 904 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:09,921 AND YOU, AS THE C.E.O., THAT OPENS YOU UP TO RICO CHARGES. 905 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,324 THE MAFIA HAS A LESS-COMPLICATED SETUP. 906 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,393 YEAH, AND WITH THEM, YOU NEED A FEDERAL TASK FORCE 907 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:16,061 AND A RICO CASE TO BRING THEM DOWN. 908 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:19,064 -FBI, MA'AM. COME WITH US. -OH. 909 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:22,401 WHAT?! [ SCOFFS ] 910 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,435 LET GO! 911 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,505 LET GO OF ME! 912 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:30,442 CHEERS! 913 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:35,814 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 914 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,349 DID I JUST ACCEPT A BRIBE? 915 00:38:37,383 --> 00:38:41,420 WELL, TECHNICALLY...MAYBE. 916 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:45,123 BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW, SO IT PROBABLY -- 917 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,092 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD DO, CONGRESSMAN, 918 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,694 IS I WOULD PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE 919 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,729 BETWEEN ME AND PEP ATHLETICS AS POSSIBLE. 920 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,102 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 921 00:38:57,135 --> 00:39:01,773 THIS BILL PROTECTS OUR CHILDREN -- OUR CHILDREN! 922 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:03,642 AND IF WE CANNOT PROTECT THEM, 923 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,478 WELL, THEN, WHAT IS THIS AUGUST BODY FOR? 924 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,150 I CALL FOR AN IMMEDIATE VOTE ON H.R. 505, 925 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,586 THE CHEERLEADER PROTECTION ACT. 926 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,388 ALL IN FAVOR? 927 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,166 MOTION PASSED. 928 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,068 YEAH! 929 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,803 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 930 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,539 MOTION PASSED! 931 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,075 WHOO! 932 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:38,544 WELL DONE. 933 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:41,780 ALL RIGHT, COMING THROUGH. 934 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,682 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, MR. FORD. 935 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,917 WELL, DON'T THANK US QUITE YET. 936 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:49,688 ALL RIGHT, NOW, EXCUSE ME. 937 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,758 YOUNG LADY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 938 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:56,161 THAT EVERY DECENT AMERICAN FEELS FOR YOU. 939 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,897 AND IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 940 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:01,900 TO DECLARE YOU THE FIRST RECIPIENT 941 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:06,838 OF THE J.J. LeGRANGE SCHOLARSHIP FOR INJURED FEMALE ATHLETES. 942 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,040 I FIGURED I'D PUT THAT TO BETTER USE. [ CHUCKLES ] 943 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,642 HI. HOW ARE YOU? J.J. LeGRANGE. 944 00:40:10,676 --> 00:40:11,910 I DON'T VOTE. 945 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,178 [ CHUCKLES ] 946 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,680 OH, YOU WILL. 947 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,189 YOUR TICKETS, MA'AM. HERE YOU GO. 948 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,524 OH, THURSD-- 949 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:28,527 [ American accent ] THURS-- THURSDAY. 950 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,195 THAT'S GREAT. THANKS. 951 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:31,429 NO PROBLEM. 952 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:34,800 AND WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 953 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,802 [ Normal voice ] HUH? OH, I WAS J-- I WAS, UM, 954 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,937 JUST PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE GULF. 955 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:43,141 THE MILITARY ARE BREAKING GROUND ON FORT DEVEREAUX. 956 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,943 FORT DEVEREAUX? 957 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:45,944 MM-HMM. 958 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,879 I LOVE GOVERNMENT. 959 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:48,514 [ SIGHS ] 960 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,248 MISSED YOU GUYS THIS WEEK. 961 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,216 GOOD GAME. 962 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,484 [ CHUCKLES ] 963 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,858 GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE. 964 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,862 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, NATE. 965 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,031 YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME HOW TO HOOK LeGRANGE THE WHOLE TIME, 966 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:09,501 BUT YOU WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN. 967 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:12,270 I TRUST SOME DAY VERY, VERY SOON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME 968 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,272 WHAT KIND OF GAME YOU'RE PLAYING. 969 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:18,009 GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE.