LOU THIS MACKENZIE HUTTON.
I'M NOT ON A DIET, I'M ALLERGIC.
ALLERGIC TO WHAT?
MACKENZIE: DAIRY, WHITE SUGAR, SEAFOOD, GLUTEN...
OH. THERE'S A MOSQUITO.
I'D RATHER MARRY MY REAL ESTATE BROKER
THAN BE THE WITH THE MORON
THAT YOU'VE WASTED YOUR LAST 5 YEARS WITH.
CALEB: HOW'RE WE DOIN' TONIGHT?
NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I?
MY BODYGUARD HAS THE NIGHT OFF.
CALEB: I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT MINDY TOLD YOU,
WHATEVER IT WAS ISN'T TRUE.
AMY: I-I DON'T KNOW WHY IT MATTERS.
I MEAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE WITH KIT.
WHERE'S THE NEAREST GLUTEN-FREE BAKERY?
AMY: HEY.
DID YOU GET THE GLUTEN-FREE BREAD?
I DID.
LOU: AND THE BOTTLES OF SPRING WATER?
YES. MACKENZIE WILL BE ABLE TO TAKE IN FOOD AND WATER.
THIS TIME I'M PREPARED FOR ALL OF HER NEUROSES.
AMY: MAN, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S MARRYING
THAT REAL ESTATE GUY.
SHE'S NOT.
EXCUSE ME?
SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM.
OH! AND... SHE'S ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE
SINCE SHE WAS HERE?
YEAH, I KNOW...
PRETTY FAST.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE
COULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH HER.
SHE IS NOT ALL BAD.
UH HUH.
OKAY, SHE'S A NIGHTMARE.
BUT SHE WANTS TO GET MARRIED HERE
AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO TURN AWAY BUSINESS.
BESIDES, I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
I MEAN IT!
OKAY, SO MAYBE I DON'T MEAN IT.
EXCUSE ME IF I'M A LITTLE BIT JADED.
BUT THE IDEA OF PLANNING A PLANNING A HEARTLAND WEDDING
AND BUILDING LITTLE LOVE NEST RIGHT NOW
MAKES ME WANNA BARF. (TENSE BREATH)
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
(TRUCK RUMBLES)
JACK: SHE SURE IS SOMETHING.
LISA: AN ANDALUSIAN.
THE PREFERRED MOUNT OF KINGS.
REALLY. I DON'T EVER REMEMBER EVER RIDING A HORSE LIKE THAT.
(CHUCKLES)
WELL, AMY, HERE SHE IS IN ALL HER GLORY.
HELLO. HOW YA DOIN' GIRL?
LISA: OH, BE CAREFUL. SHE'S BEEN KNOWN TO BITE.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
LISA: YEAH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ALL RIGHT.
PEOPLE FALL FOR HER IMMEDIATELY.
THEN AS SOON AS SOMEONE BUYS HER THEY RETURN HER.
THIS IS HER THIRD RETURN.
WHY DO THEY BRING HER BACK? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
OH, SHE'S CURSED.
AMY: SO, WHY CURSED?
MY HUSBAND DAN AND I BOUGHT HER WHEN SHE WAS A YEARLING.
AND I SWEAR THAT HORSE
IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE IS NOW MY EX-HUSBAND.
JUST COPING WITH THE ANIMAL
WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT RUINED MY MARRIAGE.
WE CALLED HER DIVA GIRL THE DIVORCE HORSE.
AMY: (HALF LAUGHS)
LISA: I'M NOT KIDDING. I-I MEAN IT.
WHOEVER'S OWNED HER HAS ENDED UP IN DIVORCE COURT.
I-I THINK SHE'S CURSED.
LUCKILY, I DON'T NEED A CURSED HORSE
TO RUIN MY RELATIONSHIPS.
I DO THAT JUST FINE ON MY OWN.
OH...
WELL, HERE COMES THE BRIDE.
LOU: DID, YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP?
MACKENZIE: YEAH, THE USUAL CRAZINESS.
IAN MISSED THE FLIGHT.
HIS CAB GOT IN AN ACCIDENT ON THE WAY TO LA GUARDIA.
OH NO. IS HE OKAY?
YEAH, YEAH, HE'S FINE. NO WORRIES.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, HEY... LET ME JUST, UH...
HELP YOU WITH YOUR LUGGAGE...
OH. NO BAGS. THEY LOST ALL OF THEM.
NO!
YUP. INCLUDING THE ONE WITH MY WEDDING DRESS IN IT.
(LAUGHS)
OH, WELL, UM...
YOU KNOW WHAT? AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE.
SO WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE, RIGHT?
YEAH, WHATEVER. I'M FINE.
REALLY?
AMY! OH MY GOD, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE.
CAREFUL. APPARENTLY SHE BITES.
NO...
HE LIKES ME. THAT IS SO CUTE!
SHE. IT'S A GIRL.
LISA: (UNDER HER BREATH) THAT HORSE CAN SMELL A WEDDING A MILE AWAY.
IT'S THE CURSE AT WORK ALREADY.
♪♪♪
♪ And at the break of day ♪
♪ You sank into ♪
♪ Your dream ♪
♪ You dreamer ♪
YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.
SHE SEEMS PRETTY RESPONSIVE.
LISA: SHE'S ON HER BEST BEHAVIOUR.
SHE'LL ACTS ONE WAY ONE DAY
AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY THE NEXT.
IT'S LIKE SHE'S A GOT A SPLIT PERSONALITY.
MY MOM USED TO CALL THAT BEING "MARISH".
WELL, THEN SHE'S MARISH.
BUT SHE'S A PRIZE WINNER
AND SHE'S WORTH A LOT OF MONEY.
SO YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACCEPT IT,
IS TO FIGURE OUT HER MOODS.
AND THEN WORK YOUR MAGIC
SO THAT THE NEXT LUCKY OWNERS
DON'T BRING HER BACK IN A FEW MONTHS.
WELL, I WILL TRY.
GET RID OF THE CURSE IF YOU CAN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
(LAUGHS)
OH AND, AMY, YOU CAN RIDE HER AND LUNGE HER,
BUT KEEP HER STABLED.
BECAUSE IF SHE'S OUT IN THE FIELD
SHE'LL GET DIRTY, AND GET KICKED
AND SHE REALLY HAS TO LOOK GREAT
IF I'M GONNA SELL HER. 'KAY?
OKAY.
MACKENZIE: OF COURSE, SMOOCHES. AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN.
I MISS YOU TOO. BYE.
HE'S GONNA TRY TO GET HERE TOMORROW.
OKAY.
(GIGGLES) NO FIANCE AND NO LUGGAGE.
CAN ONLY GET BETTER. RIGHT?
(RELAXED BREATH)
WHAT?
NO OFFENCE, BUT, UM...
THE OLD MACKENZIE WOULD BE HAVING A TOTAL MELT DOWN
RIGHT NOW.
NAH, THAT MACKENZIE'S GONE.
OH LOU.
I'D FORGOTTEN HOW GORGEOUS IT IS HERE.
WHEN I TOLD IAN ABOUT THIS PLACE
WE JUST BOTH KNEW WE WANTED TO GET MARRIED HERE.
THAT'S SWEET.
YOU KNOW WHERE I WANT IT TO HAPPEN?
RIGHT THERE.
LOOKING OUT OVER THE LAKE. AT SUNSET.
LOU: THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.
IT'LL JUST BE A BEAUTIFUL SIMPLE WEDDING.
NO NEW YORK CRAZINESS.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
I PROMISE TO MAKE IT A DAY THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER.
NOW, SIT DOWN.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT NEW FIANCE.
HE'S MY HERO. HE IS MY ROCK.
AND HE'S GORGEOUS. IS THAT ALL?
(HALF LAUGHING)
I USED TO TRY TO CONTROL EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME,
YOU KNOW? AND IAN JUST MAKES ME FEEL...
(GIGGLES) SPONTANEOUS.
MMM.
HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU GOT SOMEONE SPECIAL?
UH, NO... NOT RIGHT NOW.
I'M OKAY WITH IT.
MMM. THERE'S A PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU.
SOMEBODY WHO'S YOUR OTHER HALF.
LIKE IAN IS FOR ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
YES, THERE IS.
HERE'S TO YOU FINDING THAT PERSON.
(GLASSES CLINK)
OOH, THANK YOU.
(CHUCKLES)
'MORNING.
WHERE DID LOU GET TO?
OH, SHE DROVE MACKENZIE BACK TO THE CABINS.
WHY?
NO REASON.
JACK: COME ON. NOW, I KNOW WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
HOW DO THINK SHE'S DOING?
OH, GOOD.
WELL, PRETTY BUSY ORGANIZING THIS WEDDING THING.
SHE WASN'T GIVEN MUCH NOTICE. WHY?
SHE SEEMS... (SIGHS)
I DON'T KNOW.
SEEMS FINE TO ME. WELL, YOU'RE A MAN.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA NOTICE THESE THINGS.
WHAT THINGS?
WELL... HER LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN ROCKY LATELY.
AND... I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY MATCHMAKER,
BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM VERY GOOD AT IT.
STOP RIGHT THERE.
SHE DOES NOT NEED A MATCHMAKER.
IT- IT'S JUST THAT THIS FRIEND OF MINE
KEEPS DESCRIBING THIS YOUNG MAN
WHO SOUNDS PREFECT FOR HER.
OH... DON'T GO THERE.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
SO THIS IS THE FAMOUS ANDALUSIAN.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER? OTHER THAN THE CURSE.
WELL, APPARENTLY SHE'S VERY CHANGEABLE.
PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL
AND THEN SHE DRIVES THEM CRAZY WITH HER MOOD SWINGS.
OH, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? MOOD SWINGS?
I'VE PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE WITH BOTH OF THOSE.
RIGHT.
(HORSE GRUNTS)
(HORSE WHINES)
TY: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! AMY: EASY, GIRL, EASY.
AMY: EASY, EASY... TY: WHOA...
(HORSE NICKERING)
YOU KNOW, IT'S MY FAULT. IT'S... IT'S SPARTAN.
I MEAN, HE'S A GELDING
SOMETIMES MARES ARE A LITTLE ANTSY AROUND GELDINGS.
WHY DON'T YOU CALM HIM DOWN,
I'LL TAKE HER OUT TO THE PEN.
OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD BOY.
(HORSE SNUFFLES)
TY: AGH!
OHHH!
OH-HO! NICE MANNERS.
AMY: (HALF LAUGHS) YEAH.
I SEE YOU REALLY HAVE THAT MOODY,
BEAUTIFUL FEMALE THING DOWN.
TY AND AMY: (HALF LAUGH)
HEY, JACK, DO YOU BELIEVE IN CURSES?
MY MOM DOES.
SHE HAS THIS LUCKY NECKLACE
THAT SHE SAYS WARDS OFF EVIL SPIRITS.
NOW SHE SAYS IT WARDS OFF EVIL BOOKING AGENTS.
(PHONE RINGS)
JACK: HELLO?
YES, SHE IS. RIGHT HERE, HANG ON.
IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
OH MY GOD. THAT IS SO SPOOKY.
HI.
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT!
MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME.
WHAT?
OH. OKAY.
BYE.
WHAT?
I THOUGHT BOTH MY PARENTS WERE COMING HOME,
BUT JUST MY MOM IS.
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
NO. IT'S WEIRD.
WHY WOULD MY MOM BE COMING BACK ALONE?
THEY'RE NEVER APART.
SOMETHING'S GOING ON. I KNOW SOMETHING IS.
NOTHING'S GOING ON, MALLORY.
SHE PROBABLY JUST MISSES YOU.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.
HEY...
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
EVERY TIME I'M HERE, YOU'RE NOT.
WORKS BOTH WAYS.
AMY: THAT WEDDING ON SATURDAY.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL INVITED.
YOU SHOULD COME. IT'S GONNA BE A FUN PARTY.
YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR WEDDING DATE?
COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY BETTER?
APPARENTLY NOT. (HALF LAUGHS)
I... I DON'T DO SO WELL AT WEDDINGS.
I MEAN... THEY KINDA CHOKE ME UP.
I'M SURE.
BESIDES, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY A SUIT, RIGHT?
NO. IT'S TOTALLY CASUAL. YOU COULD JUST...
YOU COULD PROBABLY JUST GO LIKE THAT.
MAYBE... WASH FIRST.
YOU MIGHT WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT THE HAT HEAD TOO.
NO, IT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. (CHUCKLES)
SO, UM...
YES OR NO?
HOW 'BOUT I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.
MACKENZIE: THAT APPLE CRUMBLE WAS AMAZING, LOU.
GOOD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU GOT YOUR APPETITE BACK.
(TITTERS) OOH, COFFEE PLEASE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT DECAF.
MACKENZIE: IT'S, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
OKAY. (SNORTED CHUCKLE)
MACKENZIE: MY NUTRITIONIST IS IN TOTAL SHOCK.
EVER SINCE I MET IAN
I DON'T HAVE ANY ALLERGIES AT ALL.
IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING.
I CAN EAT AND DRINK ANYTHING I WANT.
WOW.
MACKENZIE: THE WHOLE WEEKEND HERE,
IT COMPLETELY CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I WENT HOME AND I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND,
AND I QUIT MY JOB.
YOU DID WHAT?
I OPENED UP A LITTLE ART GALLERY IN THE VILLAGE.
MACKENZIE, THAT'S AMAZING.
LOU WAS MY INSPIRATION.
OH PLEASE...
WHY WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE WHEN YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN BOSS,
RIGHT?
MACKENZIE, DID YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME WAS HUTTON?
UH HUH.
DO YOU KNOW ELSBETH AND RILEY PENFIELD?
OH MY GOD. THEY'RE MY PARENT'S BEST FRIENDS!
I'VE KNOWN THEM FOR YEARS.
AND I... I'M CERTAIN I'VE MET YOUR PARENTS
AT SOMETHING OR ANOTHER.
JUNE AND RAY.
YES! THAT'S CRAZY.
WOW. SMALL WORLD.
(DISHES CLUNK, WATER SWISHES)
MACKENZIE'S PARENTS? JUNE AND RAY HUTTON.
THEY ARE HIGH SOCIETY.
AND I MEAN IN THE OLD SENSE OF THE WORD.
CENTRAL PARK PENTHOUSE,
THEY'VE GOT A PLACE IN THE HAMPTONS.
TINY WEDDING, LOU? I DON'T THINK SO.
MACKENZIE SAID SHE WANTS TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.
LISA: WELL, SHE MAY WANNA KEEP IT SIMPLE,
BUT SIMPLE BY HAMPTON'S STANDARDS IS 250 GUESTS.
AND I DON'T THINK THEY MEAN OUR KIND OF SIMPLE.
THEY MEAN ELEGANT SIMPLE.
BUT DON'T WORRY, I KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
THANKS, LISA, BUT I HAVE EVERYTHING IN HAND.
I'M FINE. REALLY.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FINE?
YEAH. WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A DIFFICULT COUPLE OF MONTHS.
AND THIS MUST BE HARD
TO HAVE A FRIEND FALL IN LOVE, AND GET ENGAGED.
AND GETTING MARRIED RIGHT OUT HERE AT HEARTLAND.
I'M GOOD WITH IT. REALLY.
LISA: OKAY.
SO... (PREPARATORY BREATH)
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING
AND YOU CAN TELL ME TO BACK OFF TOTALLY -
AS SOON AS YOU HEAR IT, BUT...
THERE'S THIS GUY,
AND HE'S NOT ONLY SINGLE, SUCCESSFUL,
BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE...
AND I THINK HE'D BE PERFECT FOR YOU.
EXCUSE ME?
I...
DON'T SAY I SAID ANYTHING.
OKAY.
MACKENZIE, I WANNA JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
UH, YOU'VE MADE YOUR GUEST LIST, HAVEN'T YOU?
WELL, IT'S NOT TOTALLY SETTLED YET...
I THINK LISA JUST TRIED TO SET ME UP.
OH...
AMY: YEAH, SHE'S BEING NORMAL.
MAN, WE'RE GOOD.
WE ARE GOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE MISSED THIS.
MISSED WHAT?
OOH. GOOD GIRL.
THIS. YOU KNOW, WORKING TOGETHER.
IT'S JUST... BEEN KINDA WEIRD LATELY.
LIKE, WITH US I MEAN.
WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
WHA- THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT ME.
YEAH, SINCE WHEN?
AMY: OH! IT ISN'T.
TY: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS ACTING WEIRD.
NOT TO MENTION MOODY AND...
AND... YES?
NICE HORSE.
SO, AMY, THAT WEDDING.
IF YOU STILL CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO TAKE YA,
I'LL DO IT.
OH, I FEEL SO SPECIAL. THANKS, CALEB.
I'VE GOT A WAY.
ARE YOU STILL GOING TO THE WEDDING WITH KIT?
TY: UH, YEAH.
YEAH. I AM.
GOOD.
EH, YOU THINK SHE'S HAD ENOUGH FOR NOW?
YEAH. YEAH, UM...
ARE YOU AROUND LATER TO HELP ME?
ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY. UM, TY?
TY: YEAH?
AM I MOODY AND BEAUTIFUL?
SHUT UP. WHAT?!
A BARBECUE? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT'S NOT JUST A BARBECUE.
MARNIE'S GONNA CATER IT.
LOU, IT'S STILL A BARBECUE.
FOR A WEDDING?
THIS IS WHAT MACKENZIE WANTS.
A SIMPLE COOKOUT.
JUST LIKE WE HAD ON THE TRAIL RIDE.
I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING SHE HAS NOT RUN THIS
BY HER PARENTS.
YOU DO KNOW THAT THERE'S A 40% CHANCE OF RAIN ON SATURDAY
I, UM...
I CALLED THESE GUYS.
THEY DID THE TENT AT THE LAST BIG "DO"
AND THEY'RE REALLY TERRIFIC.
AND WE NEED A TENT BECAUSE...?
YOU WANNA SEAT PEOPLE IN THE RAIN?
THERE IS A 60% CHANCE THAT IT WON'T RAIN.
AND ANYWAYS, LISA, THERE AREN'T A LOT OF GUESTS COMING.
JUST MACKENZIE'S CLOSE FRIENDS,
HER PARENTS AND US.
THAT'S IT. MAYBE 50.
IF IT RAINS, YOU WANT A TENT.
YOU'RE MISSING THE-
WELL, IT TURNS OUT
THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF SHOPPING CHOICES IN HUDSON.
HAVE MY BAGS ARRIVED YET?
NO. I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET MARRIED IN MY JEANS.
WELL, HEY, I HAVE THIS GREAT RECIPE TO SHOW YOU.
GRILLED ASIAN SPICE MANGO CHICKEN.
LOU, THERE'S AN EENSY CHANGE IN PLANS...
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE BARBECUE.
OH.
MACKENZIE: I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY MOM
AND SHE HAS HER HEART SET
ON MORE OF, LIKE, A SIT DOWN THING.
OKAY.
IT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED,
BUT, I MEAN, SHE'S MY MOTHER.
I CAN'T DISAPPOINT HER I'M HER ONLY DAUGHTER,
LIKE SHE REMINDED ME ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES.
OKAY.
WELL...
LOU, HAS THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TENT.
WOW...
LISA: AND WITH ALL THESE LITTLE WHITE TWINKLY LIGHTS,
IT'S GONNA BE HEAVEN.
I LOVE LITTLE WHITE TWINKLY LIGHTS.
THAT'S SO PRETTY.
SO WHAT'S THE STORY TODAY, MOM? ARE YOU COMING HOME OR NOT?
OKAY. I LOVE YOU TOO.
SO NOW MY MOM SAYS SHE'S TRYING TO GET HOME,
BUT SHE CAN'T GET RID OF THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE RENTING OUR HOUSE.
MOM AND DAD ARE SOMEWHERE NORTH OF SASKATOON.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO AND SEE THEM.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
MALLORY: BUT, JACK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY MOM SOUNDS REALLY SAD. WHAT IF...
WHAT IF WHAT?
WHAT IF MY PARENTS BREAK UP? WHAT IF THEY GET A DIVORCE?
WHAT IF THE CURSE WORKS LONG DISTANCE?
OH GOOD GRAVY.
STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, JACK.
"GOOD GRAVY"?
AMY: SHE SEEMS PRETTY WARY.
I THINK SHE'S FIGURING OUT IF HE WILL HURT HER.
WELL, THEY LOOK GOOD FOR NOW. I GOTTA GET GOING, SO...
WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME.
WELL, I AM. I MEAN, I DID.
I CAN'T BE HERE 24/7, AMY.
NO ONE'S EXPECTING YOU TO.
IT THINK SHE'S ALMOST ENJOYING THIS.
I SWEAR IT'S THE CURSE SHE HAS.
(LAUGHS) YOU THINK?
TY: YEAH, LOOK AT HER EYES.
SHE'S TOTALLY GETTING TO US.
LET'S NOT LET HER.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP YOU WHEN I GET BACK, OKAY?
OKAY.
TY: HEY. MACKENZIE: HEY.
OH...
THERE'S THAT GORGEOUS HORSE.
CAREFUL. SHE IS IN A MOOD.
HI!
OH MY GOD. I LOVE THIS HORSE!
IS IT FOR SALE?
OH, A HORSE IN NEW YORK?
MACKENZIE: NO.
I WOULDN'T KEEP 'IM IN NEW YORK.
IAN'S FAMILY HAS A RANCH IN MONTANA.
THAT'S WHERE HE'D LIVE.
HER.
LISA: HELLO?!
LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS WILD FLOWERS
I GOT AT THE FARMER'S MARKET.
FIGURE NOW THAT WE HAVE TABLES WE NEED CENTER PIECES.
CUTE.
LOOK AT THESE. AREN'T THEY GORGEOUS?
AND THEY'RE MACKENZIE'S FAVOURITE ROSES.
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW
I GOT A QUOTE ON THE TENT.
REALLY REASONABLE.
OKAY. (CLEARS THROAT)
WHAT'S THIS? VICKERTON AND COMPANY?
THE CATERERS.
MARNIE IS CATERING.
LOU, MARNIE CAN MAKE DOGS AND BURGERS FOR 50
BUT I DON'T THINK SHE HAS THE EXPERIENCE
OR EVEN THE STAFF TO SERVE 100 GUESTS FILET MIGNON MEDIUM.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE EVERYTHING IN HAND.
NO WORRIES. I SAID I'D HELP
AND I MEANT IT.
OH...
THERE'S ONE OTHER THING I NEED TO CLEAR UP WITH YOU.
IT'S ABOUT THE YOUNG MAN I TALKED TO YOU ABOUT.
SO, HERE'S THE DEAL.
I GAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO MY FRIEND,
WHO IN TURN GAVE IT TO HER FRIEND,
BECAUSE THAT FRIEND HAS A FABULOUS RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE FLORIST WHO HAS GREAT PRICES
ON THESE TEA ROSES.
AND, AS IT TURNS OUT -
DON'T BE MAD...
THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND GAVE THE ADDRESS TO HER SON.
SO YOU GAVE OUT MY PERSONAL INFORMATION
TO A TOTAL STRANGER?
I'M SORRY.
BUT IT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED BY THE TIME I'D FOUND OUT.
(FRONT DOOR SHUTS)
THERE'S A COUPLE OF PRETTY GIRLS, RIGHT THERE.
HI.
(SIGHS)
(HORSE NICKERS)
COME ON.
YOU'RE OKAY.
DON'T WORRY, SPARTAN'S NOT HERE.
GOOD GIRL.
(TRUCK WHIRS)
TY: WELL, THANKS FOR THE RIDE, KIT.
(TRUCK DOOR SHUTS)
KIT: COME BACK HERE.
SEE YOU! THANKS FOR HELPING ME STUDY.
NO PROBLEM. BYE!
TY: SEE YA, KIT!
(HORSE GRUNTS ANGRILY, AMY CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
SHE BIT ME.
OW.
(PAINED BREATHS)
SHE WAS FINE OUTSIDE.
SHE WAS CALM. GOOD NATURED.
AND THEN I BROUGHT HER IN AND...
I JUST HAPPENED SO FA- AH!
OH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
UM... MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL LISA
THAT THIS HORSE IS A BIT TOO MUCH.
WELL, NO. I WANNA HELP HER.
SHE'S SO ANGRY.
FEEL OKAY?
YEAH. THANKS.
UM...
CAN YOU NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS?
YEAH.
(WHIR OF APPROACHING TAXI)
MACKENZIE!
IAN: POOCHIE!
BABY!
IAN AND MACKENZIE: (EXCITED GIGGLES AND LAUGHTER)
OH! (LAUGHS)
IT'S IAN!
HI.
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! OH-OH! HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
IAN: MY BELT! MY BELT!
HEY! MY BELT! HEEEY!
STOP!
YOU GOT MY BEEELT!
YEAH. THE LAST FEW WEEKS
HAVE BEEN JUST A LITTLE BIT CRAZY ACTUALLY.
BUT... THIS RANCH? WOWIE.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU.
YEAH. MACKENZIE COULDN'T STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT, BUT...
MY DAD HAS A PLACE ACTUALLY IN MONTANA
AND WE WERE GONNA HAVE THE WEDDING THERE,
BUT MY STEP MOTHER GOT INVOLVED
AND EVERYTHING...
EXPLODED.
BOTH: (LAUGH)
(CHUCKLES)
SO, I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY WE CHOSE THIS PLACE.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE WHAT WE'RE DOING.
MACKENZIE: THERE'S GONNA BE LITTLE WHITE LIGHTS.
WOW... THAT'S GREAT.
AND, UM, IVY AND WHITE ROSES
THAT GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TENT POLES.
SO THERE'S A, THERE'S A TENT?
LISA: WELL, IN CASE IT RAINS.
YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE TO SEAT ALL THOSE GUESTS OUTSIDE.
WAIT, ALL WHAT GUESTS?
MOM AND DAD HAD A LIST.
HOW, HOW BIG IS THE LIST?
UNDER A HUNDRED.
IAN: SO THINGS, UH...
KIND OF ESCALATED A BIT?
A BIT?
(CLEARS THROAT)
JACK, IS THERE MORE WINE?
WELL, IT'S NOT ORGANIC.
MACKENZIE: AW, IT'S OKAY, JUST POUR.
I'LL ACTUALLY TAKE A FINGER OR TWO OF THAT TOO, JACK.
(COMPUTER MESSAGE ALERT DINGS)
(READING) "OKAY. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE,
SO BEAR WITH ME.
APPARENTLY THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE OUT THERE
WHO ARE TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT WE SHOULD GET IN TOUCH.
AWKWARD.
BUT, HEY... I'M ALL ABOUT FATE.
I'M ALSO ALL ABOUT PUTTING FATE IN MOTION.
I HOPE YOU ARE TOO. PETER."
(LAPTOP SNAPS SHUT)
(HOOVES CLOMP)
AMY: COME ON, COME ON. (CLICKING TONGUE)
COME ON.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
COME ON! (GRUNTS FORCEFULLY)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(WHIR OF APPROACHING VEHICLE)
(HORSE NICKERS AND WHINNIES)
KIT AND TY: (LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
TY: THANKS FOR BREAKFAST, KIT.
KIT: NO PROBLEM. SEE YA!
TY: SEE YA.
KIT: OKAY, BYE.
TY: BYE.
CALEB: SHE'S A GREAT GIRL, RIGHT?
SHE SURE IS.
YEAH, SHE'S THE BEST.
IF YOU HURT HER I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
HEY, AMY. HOW'S IT GOING?
AMY: WELL, THIS HORSE IS MAKING ME CRAZY.
SHE'S JUST SPOILED. THAT'S ALL.
TURN HER OUT WITH THE REST OF THE HORSES.
YEAH. MAYBE SHE'S BEEN SO MICRO-MANAGED,
SHE HASN'T HAD TIME TO JUST BE A HORSE.
YOU SHOULD LET HER OUT.
I CAN'T. YOU KNOW...
LISA TOLD ME TO KEEP HER INSIDE,
KEEP HER...
WELL, KEEP HER CLEAN.
CLEAN?
(SCOFFED HALF LAUGH)
(SIGHS)
(HORSE NICKERS)
THERE YOU SEE THAT?
IF NEED MY HELP, JUST ASK.
OH. AMY, UM...
WE'RE GOING TO MAGGIE'S TONIGHT.
YOU SHOULD COME.
UH, HONEY, I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
I MEAN, WE-WE-WE WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
NO, OF COURSE NOT. RELAX.
MY PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR IT.
I THOUGHT- I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PAY FOR IT.
WE WERE GONNA DO IT OURSELVES.
I KNOW, BUT...
YOU KNOW MY FOLKS. I'M THEIR LITTLE GIRL.
HEY.
HI, LOU.
LOU: SO, LISTEN. I JUST HAVE SOME LAST MINUTE DETAILS
TO GO OVER WITH THE BRIDE.
MACKENZIE: UH HUH.
UH... SEATING.
HOW MANY REPLIES HAVE YOU RECEIVED?
OH.
HUNDRED-FIFTY TWO.
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO?
YOU KNOW MY PARENTS.
UH...
HONEY, WE...
WE SORT OF WANTED... SOMETHING REALLY SIMPLE,
RIGHT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. AND...
THAT'S WHY YOU CHOSE THIS PLACE.
I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME HERE.
AND I MEAN I LOVE IT HERE. I LOVE IT.
GREAT. ME TOO. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I JUST...
I'M NOT SURE WHY WE'RE HAVING THE SAME WEDDING HERE
THAT WE WERE TRYING TO AVOID BACK IN THE CITY?
AND I'M JUST GOTTA WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT.
YOU'RE NOT HAPPY?
NO, HEH... I'M HAPPY. I MEAN, I'M HAPPY.
I JUST... I'M SURPRISED, THAT'S ALL.
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
LET'S JUST...
LET'S JUST RETHINK IT A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH. RETHINKING'S GOOD.
RETHINK IT?
YEAH.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY PARENTS?
WE'RE HAVING BURGERS AROUND A FIRE
INSTEAD OF FILET UNDER A TENT
WITH LITTLE WHITE LIGHTS AND TEA ROSES.
WELL, THEY'RE NOT THE ONES THAT ARE GETTING MARRIED.
MACK, REMEMBER WE ARE.
YEAH, WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD RETHINK IT
AND NOT HAVE A WEDDING AT ALL.
IAN: OKAY. THAT'S NOT WHERE I WAS GOING, BUT...
WELL, YOU DID. AND NOW IT'S RUINED.
EVERYTHING'S RUINED IT.
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK
AND HAVE NOTHING BUT HAPPY MEMORIES LEADING UP TO MY DAY.
OH, I SEE. SO NOW IT'S "YOUR" DAY.
MACKENZIE: IT'S ALWAYS THE BRIDE'S DAY, IAN.
REMEMBER THAT WHEN I'M STANDING THERE IN THE POURING RAIN,
AND MY HAIR PLASTERED TO MY HEAD LIKE A WET SEAL,
AND MY EYE MAKEUP IS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE,
AND MY BEAUTIFUL DRESS IS DRENCHED
INTO A WHITE SMOOSHY PULP
ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR HEAD AROUND A CANOPY
AND A FEW TEA ROSES. UGH!
OKAY.
OKAY, I'M...
I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
I DO.
YOU DO.
I DO.
GOOD.
HEARD FROM YOUR MOTHER?
NO.
I GUESS NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND, JACK.
I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR A JUDGE
TO TELL ME I'M WITH MY MOM FROM MONDAY TO THURSDAY
AND WITH MY DAD FROM FRIDAY TO MONDAY.
MALLORY, YOU ARE DEFINITELY OVERREACTING TO THIS.
MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
BUT A DIVORCE CURSE IS STILL A CURSE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S LONG DISTANCE OR NOT,
I STILL HAVE TO BE PRO-ACTIVE.
OH, AND HOW'S THAT?
I'VE GOT MY WAYS.
COME HERE, GIRL.
LOOK WHAT I GOT. (CLICKS TONGUE)
(HORSE NICKERS GENTLY)
CURSE BE GONE. CURSE BE GONE.
COME ON.
CURSE BE GONE.
YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
(HUM OF BAR PATRON'S CHATTER)
CALEB: HEY!
KIT, CALEB AND TY: (EXCHANGE HELLOS) HEY! HEY!
HEY, I HEARD YOU HAVE A CURSED HORSE.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY, YEAH.
WELL, WE'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER, RIGHT?
YEAH. YEAH...
I MEAN, SHE'S A LOT OF WORK,
BUT SHE'S COMING ALONG, RIGHT?
AND... WHY IS THAT?
HUH?
WHAT? YOU THINK YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?
I'D SAY THERE'S NOT A FEMALE ON EARTH
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT.
(ALL "OOH" WITH VARIOUS INFLECTIONS) OH...? OOOH! OHHH!
AMY: RIGHT!
WELL, PUT HER OUT IN THE FIELD, I SAID.
WELL, HE ACTUALLY DID SAY THAT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ADMIT IT. IT WAS MY CALL.
OKAY. YOU MAY HAVE HELPED A LITTLE BIT!
WELL, THANK YOU.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, CALEB DOES KNOW HIS HORSES.
CALEB: I SWEAR I WAS A HORSE IN ANOTHER LIFE.
YEAH, AND THEN YOU CAME BACK A HORSE'S ASS.
CAREFUL.
KIT: THERE WE GO! TY: TWO, FOR A GOOD ONE!
IT'S ASHLEY. I SWEAR SHE CALLS ME LIKE TEN TIMES A DAY.
REALLY?
YEAH, HER MOM'S STILL DRIVING HER NUTS.
OH, POOR BABY.
HEY. I LIKE HER. SHE'S A GOOD KID.
(DIN OF PATRONS CHATTER)
(CLOMP OF FOOTSTEPS, FRONT DOOR SHUTS)
IT'S OFF.
WHAT'S OFF?
THE WEDDING.
WHY?
WELL, IAN DOESN'T LOVE ME, SO...
WHAT?
MACKENZIE: BETTER TO KNOW THAT NOW THEN LATER.
SO IT'S A GOOD THING IN THE LONG RUN.
CAN I USE YOUR ROOM?
I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE CABINS RIGHT NOW.
YEAH. YEAH.
GREAT. I'M REALLY ITCHY.
ARE THERE STILL MOSQUITOES?
LOOK. RELAX. OKAY?
YOU GO AND LAY DOWN IN MY ROOM
A-AND RELAX.
DON'T MAKE ANY BIG DECISIONS RIGHT NOW.
(FRONT DOOR SHUTS)
LISA: I LIKE THAT RESTAURANT. WE SHOULD GO THERE AGAIN.
WHAT'S WRONG, LOU?
IT'S OFF.
THE WEDDING IS OFF.
NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
EVERYBODY'S COMING TO SET UP TOMORROW.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO SURPRISED, LISA.
PARDON?
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED THIS WHOLE PROBLEM
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
LOU.
LOU: NO. IT'S TRUE, GRANDPA.
MACKENZIE AND I, WE WERE FINE.
WE WERE PLANNING THE WEDDING THAT SHE WANTED,
THE WEDDING THAT IAN WANTED TOO, BUT NO.
YOU GOT INVOLVED AND EVERYTHING JUST WENT OFF THE RAILS.
TENTS, FLOWERS, CATERERS...
I WAS SIMPLY DOING WHAT MACKENZIE WANTED.
WHAT HER PARENTS EXPECTED.
LOU: NO, LISA, YOU WERE DOING WHAT YOU WANTED.
YOU WERE INTERFERING IN MY BUSINESS,
AND OH YES, LET'S NOT FORGET IN MY LIFE.
GIVING OUT MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOME GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS SO PATHETIC
THAT YOU THINK I NEED YOUR HELP.
UNBELIEVABLE! LIKE, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
WELL DON'T. OKAY?
BECAUSE I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!
I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!
I...
I DON'T KNOW THAT, UH...
I HAVE EVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
(FRONT DOOR SHUTS)
MACKENZIE: SO, I CANCELLED ALL THE INVITATIONS.
I'D PACK, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PACK.
SINCE MY LUGGAGE NEVER DID ARRIVE.
(TITTERS)
IT WAS A SIGN. RIGHT FROM THE START.
A BAD OMEN. MALLORY...
IT'S OKAY. SHE'S RIGHT.
HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
MACKENZIE: NO. NO. I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSED
THIS RASH I'VE GOT.
DO YOU HAVE CALAMINE LOTION?
UM, YEAH, IN THE BATHROOM UNDER THE SINK.
THANK YOU.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I TRIED TO REMOVE THE CURSE,
BUT INSTEAD I THINK I JUST REVERSED.
MALLORY...
THERE IS ARE NO SPELLS,
OKAY? THERE ARE NO CURSES.
THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.
(KNOCKS TWICE)
HEY.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING?
LOOKS LIKE.
IAN, I'M SO SORRY.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HER?
NO. NO.
JOKE'S OVER.
KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
DID SHE TELL YOU HOW WE MET?
NO.
IT WAS IN GRAMERCY PARK.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER GO TO GRAMERCY PARK, BUT...
I'M A GRAPHIC ARTIST.
I DECIDED TO TAKE MY SKETCH PAD AND GO WORK THERE THAT DAY.
AND THEN, THIS GIRL WALKS BY WITH A DOG.
AND... (HALF LAUGHS)
THE LYRICS TO BILLY JOEL'S "UPTOWN GIRL"
ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH MY HEAD.
AND UH, HER DOG TOOK OFF AFTER A SQUIRREL OR SOMETHING,
AND SHE STARTED FREAKING OUT.
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT. I JUST WENT AFTER IT THE DOG.
AND I GOT HIM, AND...
AND SHE WAS BLOWN AWAY.
(HALF LAUGH) SHE CALLED ME HER...
SHE CALLED ME HER KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.
THAT'S SWEET.
YEAH, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS FATE THAT WE MET.
REALLY?
IAN: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, IF I HADN'T CHANGED MY ROUTINE
AND GONE TO THE PARK THAT DAY,
I MAY NEVER HAVE SEEN HER.
I GUESS IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU
GOTTA HAVE THE COURAGE TO BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROUTINE
AND BE SPONTANEOUS.
SEIZE THE DAY. CARPE DIEM.
THAT'S OUR MOTTO. WELL...
IT WAS OUR MOTTO.
(SMACKS LIPS GUIDING THE HORSE)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
WHOA.
(HORSE SNUFFLES)
GOOD GIRL.
WELL... (SIGHS)
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I THINK CALEB WAS RIGHT.
GUESS SHE JUST HAD TO SPEND TIME BEING A HORSE.
(GATE SQUEAKS OPEN)
(HOOVES CLOMP)
TY: I GUESS WE DID IT.
AMY: YEAH, I GUESS WE DID.
MALLORY: YOU DID IT? I DID IT! I REVERSED THE CURSE.
MACKENZIE: WHAT CURSE?
MALLORY: WELL, LISA'S HORSE-
AMY: N-NO. IT'S NOTHING.
(HORSE NIKCERS)
HEY, GIRL. (CLICKS TONGUE)
HEY THERE.
TY: HEY, LISA.
LISA: HI, GUYS.
OH, DIVA GIRL.
WELL, SHE CERTAINLY LIKES YOU, DOESN'T SHE?
I WISH I COULD TAKE HER BACK TO NEW YORK,
BUT I CAN'T.
TY: SEE YA, GUYS.
LISA: WHY IS SHE IN THE PADDOCK WITH THE OTHER HORSES?
I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO KEEP HER STABLED.
AMY: I KNOW.
BUT SHE HATES BEING IN A STALL
THAT'S WHY SHE'S MOODY
AND... SHE BITES.
LOOK AT HER. SHE LOVES IT OUT HERE.
JUST BEING A HORSE.
SHE'S HAPPY.
SO YOU'RE SUGGESTING SHE'D NOT BE A SHOW HORSE.
WELL, MAYBE.
I MEAN SHE'S JUST FINE NOW,
AS LONG AS SHE'S OUT WITH THE OTHER HORSES.
I'M SORRY, I-
NO.
NO, I AM GLAD.
I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY FIGURED HER OUT.
GOOD WORK.
GUESS I'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH HER.
(NICKERS)
YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.
IAN LOVES YOU.
HE'S HEARTBROKEN.
REALLY?
WHERE IS HE?
HE LEFT.
HUH.
LISTEN TO ME.
WHEN YOU CAME OUT HERE
YOU KNEW EXACTLY HOW YOU WANTED TO GET MARRIED.
AND THEN YOU GOT PUSHED IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IAN WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD ONTO THAT DREAM.
TO ME THAT'S A GUY WORTH KEEPING.
I KNOW.
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
(DOOR SHUTS)
HEY. I GOT YOUR LUGGAGE HERE.
MACKENZIE: (SARDONIC CHUCKLE)
THANKS, TY.
(ZIPPER UNZIPS, TISSUE PAPER CRINKLES)
IT'S MY DRESS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND SIMPLE.
JUST LIKE THE WEDDING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.
OH...
LOU, I MADE A REALLY BIG MISTAKE.
IAN WAS RIGHT. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I RUINED EVERYTHING. (TEARY BREATH)
IT'S OKAY, WE'RE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT.
(AXE WHACKS)
(METAL CLANKING IN THE DISTANCE)
(METAL CLANKS, HORSE GRUNTS)
MACKENZIE STILL AROUND?
(MASK SQUEAKS)
MACKENZIE!
(CLUNK!)
MACKENZIE HUTTON!
I WANT YOU OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
I LOVE YOU!
(CLANK!)
GO!
IAN: I WILL MARRY YOU WHEREVER AND WHENEVER YOU WANT.
YOU CAN HAVE TEN TENTS IF YOU WANT.
YOU CAN INVITE ANYONE YOU WANT TO.
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ALL THAT.
EVERY- OUR PARENTS, HAVE BEEN UNINVITED.
LOU?
YES?
WOULD YOU PLEASE BE MY MAID OF HONOR?
I WOULD LOVE TO.
JACK, WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO GIVE ME AWAY?
IT'D BE MY PLEASURE.
YES, IAN PARSONS, I WILL MARRY YOU.
(ELATED LAUGHTER)
TY: (HALF LAUGHS)
(TITTERS HAPPILY)
COME HERE.
IAN: OH! AHHH!
MACKENZIE: OH MY GOD!
BABY?
OH GOD.
I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT.
(PAINED GRUNTS AND GROANS)
OH.
CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
IAN: OH, THANKS.
(SUIT CLATTERS, IAN AND MACKENZIE LAUGH)
(TITTERS)
♪♪♪
MACKENZIE: IAN, TODAY I JOIN MY LIFE WITH YOURS...
NOT JUST AS YOUR HUSBAND...
MACKENZIE: BUT AS YOUR CONFIDANT...
IAN: YOUR LOVER...
MACKENZIE: AND A FRIEND.
IAN: I WILL BE THE SHOULDER THAT YOU LEAN ON...
MACKENZIE: THE ROCK THAT YOU REST ON...
IAN: AND THE COMPANION OF YOUR LIFE.
I PROMISE TO LOVE AND CHERISH YOU.
I WILL CARE FOR YOU AND FIGHT FOR YOU.
MACKENZIE: I WILL ENCOURAGE YOU.
IAN: I WILL COMFORT YOU.
MACKENZIE: I WILL BE MYSELF WITH YOU.
AND I WILL BE MYSELF WITH YOU.
(IN UNISON) TOGETHER, WE WILL SEIZE THE DAY.
(THEY LAUGH)
MACKENZIE: THANK YOU.
CARPE DIEM.
IAN: CARPE DIEM.
JUDGE: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
♪ Sometimes I just can't get enough ♪
♪ What in the world am I gonna do ♪
♪ What in the world am I gonna do, love ♪
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
TURNED OUT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.
I'M GLAD.
JUST ONE THING MISSING.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S YOURS.
WHAT?
CALL IT A WEDDING PRESENT.
YOU'RE KIDDING?
LISA: MM-MM.
NO. LISA, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY.
YES, YOU CAN. I WANT YOU TO HAVE HER.
AND THANKS TO AMY, SHE'S NOW WELL BEHAVED.
AND SHE OBVIOUS HAS A VERY SPECIAL AFFINITY WITH YOU.
MACKENZIE: WELL, I LOVE HER, BUT, I MEAN, SHE COSTS A LOT.
NO. I MEAN, SHE CAN'T BE A SHOW HORSE,
SO THERE'S NO POINT IN SELLING HER.
BUT THE DEAL IS...
IF YOU BREED HER, I MUST HAVE HER FIRST BORN.
WELL, ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
(SCREEN DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
(VEHICLE IGNITION TURNS, ENGINE RUMBLES)
WELL, I HOPE THAT'S THE END OF THE CURSE.
I THINK SO.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
MY MOM IS NOT COMING HOME. SHE SAYS MY DAD NEEDS HER.
YOU SEE? THERE WAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU HAVE TO LET THINGS BE SOMETIMES.
OH, JACK. IF EVERYTHING WERE THAT SIMPLE.
♪ Love, where is your fire ♪
MACKENZIE: BYE!
♪ I've been sitting here smoking away ♪
♪ Making signals with sticks... ♪
JACK: LOU.
I NEED TALK TO YOU ABOUT LISA.
(CLEARS THROAT) GRANDPA, UM, LOOK...
I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE TO LISA.
BUT I CAN'T.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
♪ Some urge me to be temperate ♪
♪ Lukewarm will never do ♪
♪ 'Cause I... ♪
♪ I know I'll blaze with you ♪
(COMPUTER CHIMES) ♪ So I'm ♪
♪ Holding my heart out to you ♪
(READING) "HI THERE, STRANGER.
I TOTALLY FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT REPLYING.
ANY CERTIFIABLY SANE,
INTELLIGENT WOMAN WOULD DO THE SAME.
BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I WANT FATE TO MAKE ITS MOVE...
♪ Holding my heart out ♪
PETER."
CARPE DIEM.
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
♪ Holding my heart out ♪