Then we have Kenny's birthday.
-Mom's turning 65.
-KIM: Guys, I'm really excited
for Mom's birthday present.
I'm gonna have racks of clothes
down the hallway, and I'm gonna
style 65 looks for her.
Mom was in my closet.
She's, like, snooping around.
Her whole birthday's
gonna be ruined.
It's my 40th birthday,
and we are on
an island far, far away.
The whale is right over there.
I did not pass the baby bar.
I can't do it again.
I don't have time.
To do the next test
is in November.
-November's in one month.
-I know.
So, have you decided if you're
going to take the bar yet?
Do I continue,
do I not continue?
My little Sainty just
tested positive for COVID.
I'm feeling pretty (bleep).
SAM: We're talking about
you taking
a seven-hour exam
in a matter of days.
♪ ♪
JONATHAN:
Hello?
-KIM: Hi.
-Where are you?
-In the bathroom.
-What is that jungle?
Oh, my God.
-You've never been in here?
-Well, I never s--
-It never looked like that.
-Oh, this. Yeah.
No, I-I have to change the
scenery every once in a while.
JONATHAN:
Tell me about the trip.
Is it, like,
a normal place we're going?
It's a really private place.
October-November gets really
crazy for all of our birthdays.
We have my birthday,
Kendall's birthday,
my mom's birthday.
And it's my 40th birthday,
so I want to do
a special birthday where it's,
like, my closest friends.
I know that none of them
have had any release
or break from their kids,
from their life,
and I thought
it would just be so amazing
for us to all have
a mental break
and go to a private location.
-It's, like, homes...
-Mm-hmm.
...and villas, but there's,
like, a main clubhouse--
three restaurants,
like, in one-- and, like,
-main beach area
where we'll all hang out.
-Right.
Nobody knows anything
about where we're going.
Everyone just knows what to pack
and to bring your passports.
I rented a plane that could,
you know, fit all of us,
and we'll do a really
intense quarantining
and COVID-testing process,
but I am so excited.
My mom doesn't know.
No one knows.
-Kanye doesn't know.
-Wait. Kanye doesn't know?
No. Nobody knows.
I just want to have fun.
Everything has been
about quarantine.
-And imagine...
-I can't even hear that word.
-Kanye always says that.
-Does he?
He's like, "I'll never use
the word 'quarantine.'
-It's so annoying."
-Never.
-You know another word I hate?
-What?
"Curbside fricking pickup."
That phrase makes me
so disgusted.
I'm like, "Thanks. Oh, my God,
you're gonna let me pull up
"and get something on the curb?
-Like, this is just
so incredible."
-Why?
I don't know. I'm offended.
-It's the new normal.
-(laughs): No.
(bleep) Stop.
♪ ♪
SCOTT:
Hello, Khlo.
-Wow, Scourt.
-KOURTNEY: What?
Just wow. W-O-W.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
So first, we have
Kim's birthday, October 21st,
-which will be here
in a blink of an eye.
-Mm-hmm.
Then we have Kenny's birthday,
November 3rd.
She's turning 25,
and Mom's turning 65.
So there are two h--
And this one's turning 40.
-That's a lot of big birthdays.
-Then Corey and Dream
are November 10th.
Don't tell me
he's turning 40, also.
He's turning 45.
No, I'm just kidding.
No. He's turning, like, 39.
He's turning 40.
I'm older than him. I know that.
Okay, then he's turning 39.
KIM:
Guys, I'm really excited
for Mom's birthday present
-that I'm gonna get her.
You want me to tell you?
-Oh, Kim has...
-SCOTT: Must be
something ridiculous.
-Kim always has great ones.
KIM:
So, as she's gotten
a little bit older,
she's gotten a little bit more
insecure about her body.
So it's harder for her to dress.
I'm gonna have her come
into my house,
and I'm gonna have racks
of clothes down the hallway,
with mannequins
that look like her
-with her wigs, like, hair.
-Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get wigs
and cut them like her hair.
KHLOE:
I might be
one of the mannequins.
-Be careful.
-SCOTT: That's so cool.
And I'm gonna style
65 looks for her.
-Oh, my gosh.
That's such a great idea.
-Whoa.
KIM:
I know that I have
this reputation
for giving the most thoughtful,
sentimental gifts,
but I think nothing
can top the birthday
that I did last year,
of bringing my mom to the home
that her and my dad spent
all their marriage at.
-KRIS: Oh, my God.
-(excited chatter)
KHLOE:
Oh, she's crying already.
I'm gonna cry, too.
Because she's turning 65,
I wanted to get her 65 looks
that she can wear, that
she'll feel so confident in.
So I hired a stylist
to work on this with me,
and we brought in a seamstress
so that we would have
all of her right measurements,
so that everything would fit.
I mean,
confidence is everything,
and I want her to feel good
about herself.
So, I try it on,
and then we pin it
to be her measurements.
-And they're, like...
-SCOTT: But perfect
-for what she needs.
-They're not...
-Age-appropriate.
-They're not sham Choncey
pieces either.
-I'm sure.
-It's, like, a Dolce top,
with this Dolce bra
and a long shearling Gucci coat.
-And, like, just...
-SCOTT: Ooh, my God.
So, for all the seasons.
KHLOE:
I love Kim's idea
for my mom's birthday gift.
I think my mom is going
to just squeal with excitement,
because it's so good.
-What a cute, like...
-So I've been
shopping online
-and staying up all night.
-...extravagant gift.
KHLOE:
Can I just give my gift first?
Like, I hate when you guys give,
like, these cars, and then I'm
like, "Oh, here's your card."
-(chuckles)
-"Here's your flowers."
Kylie gave her a car one year.
I was like,
-"I'll return your (bleep)
pair of socks I got you."
-SCOTT: Womp, womp, womp.
(chuckles) Aw.
Ah! I'm doing a keg stand!
-This is crazy!
-(screams)
(laughter)
(excited chatter, cheering)
KHLOE:
What is the dog doing?
KIM:
Humping the floor.
KOURTNEY:
Hello.
KHLOE:
Oh, that is... Yeah.
(chuckles) Good American shorts.
I, literally-- this was
my doctor outfit earlier.
Hi, honey.
Why do they come to me?
'Cause they know that
you're playing hard to get.
So, you guys,
I did not pass the baby bar.
KIM:
If you do law school
the way that I'm doing it,
it is a four-year program
instead of your typical
three-year program.
And after year one,
you have to take the baby bar.
This one actually is harder,
I hear, than the official bar.
You needed a 560. You got a 474.
That's extremely close on a test
that m-most people
are not taking
-in the middle of a pandemic.
-I am a failure.
You're not a failure, Kim.
KIM:
I spent, you know,
six weeks straight,
ten to 12 hours a day studying.
And it was so important for me
to take this,
and to not pass
gets your spirit down
and just makes you want
to give up.
I didn't...
fail by that much.
I feel like Dad would be
really proud of you regardless,
just the fact
that you're pursuing this.
I think it's highly respectable
what you're doing.
I think the time that you get
taken away from your family,
-your kids, friends' things...
-That's what pisses me off.
The fact that I spent
all that time away from my kids.
Like, I can't do it again.
I don't have time.
To do the next test
is in November.
November's in one month.
I know. And I'm filming
the ending of our show...
-Right.
-...which will be so emotional.
Right. Oh, my gosh.
I have every birthday
under the sun.
-You know, it's my birthday,
my 40th.
-Mm.
I planned this whole trip,
and it's too late to cancel.
And if I fail again, then
it's like, "What was the point?"
No, but if you don't take it
this time,
-when's the next opportunity
to take it?
-June.
So why don't you just do that?
I don't want to wait another
year to go by for school.
I feel like I just got
to the end
where I almost knew everything.
So you just feel like
you're already there.
-Stay in this headspace.
Push through.
-Stay in this headspace.
I could try,
or I could just give up.
I think if you take
that year off,
you're gonna, like,
forget about it.
I don't know.
I really need to think about it.
Like, the core of everything,
is this still,
like, a passion of yours?
I mean, I go in and out.
KIM:
I know that, just in general,
my dad would be so proud of me
that I'm even doing this,
but this is, like,
no joke, the hardest thing
I've ever done.
I wouldn't be so mad at myself
if I thought,
"You know what, I tried,
and it's not for me."
I think I just need a minute
to figure it out
and see what I want to do.
-Hi, guys.
-Today is my mom's birthday.
She has no idea
what she's walking into.
♪ ♪
KHLOE:
Hey, bud.
KIM:
Hi, guys.
KHLOE:
What's the girl's name?
-Addams.
-KIM: Um, Wednesday.
-Wednesday?
-Or you're Wednesday.
-I really am.
-What's the mom's name?
KIM:
Morticia.
You're Morticia.
You're Wednesday.
-Okay.
-We should do that, guys.
By the way,
did you get Kendall a present?
-KIM: I did.
-What'd you get?
-Something for her house.
-Oh, nice.
So, I started her this
collection of Hermès china...
-KHLOE: Mm.
-...last year, for her birthday.
So I got her, like,
teacups and a teapot
and all the tea stuff.
-(laughs softly)
-And then for Christmas...
So she can spill the tea.
She could spill the tea.
And then for Christmas,
I added to it
and I got her, like,
all the serving platters.
So I was thinking I could
add to it and get the dishes.
-So we called Hermès...
-So cute.
...and then I was like,
"Can you send me photos
of what I didn't get yet?"
And then they just said,
"I can absolutely do that,
but she returned everything
that you got her."
-KHLOE: Stop.
-I, like, literally picked out
each dish with thought and care.
KHLOE:
What did she say
when you gave them to her?
-She liked them.
She didn't open them.
-(laughs)
-She's young.
She's not, like...
-KOURTNEY: Love it. China...
Like, we love china 'cause
we have, like, dinner parties,
-or we have friends. Like...
-Right. In, like, a few years,
-she'll wish that she had it.
-Yeah, she'll love it.
KOURTNEY:
I want to be like,
"You think the joke's on me,
"you keep returning it?
(laughing):
Joke's on you, 'cause
I'm gonna keep buying it."
So I'm gonna still buy her--
buy it for her,
for her birthday.
-So she has to keep
returning it?
-Just to be-- just 'cause
I think it's funny,
but I just want to give it
to her again
to see her reaction.
KOURTNEY:
I just thought
this was such a great gift.
I couldn't even believe
that Kendall didn't like it.
I mean, she definitely
could've told me.
I understand why she wouldn't--
it might be uncomfortable--
but I really just find it funny.
I just want to see
her opening it
and pretending
that this is the greatest gift.
I used to be, like,
a big returner of items.
I don't return anything now.
Like, I just am, like...
-What if you don't
like something?
-"I like it."
-Oh.
-But I think the karma
of my, like, constant returning
-is maybe coming back to me.
-The karma gods are coming
back to you.
(Kourtney chuckles)
KIM:
What are you talking about?
KOURTNEY:
She said you have a lot of junk
in your trunk.
KRIS:
I meant outside in your car.
KIM:
I got to text
that girl back.
-Your new neighbor?
-Uh-huh. She's so nice.
-Oh, good.
-Her daughter and North are,
like, besties now.
-Ah.
-So they always want
a playdate.
So have you decided if you're
going to take the bar yet?
I haven't. I just feel like
Dad would also tell me, like,
"It's such a stressful life
to be an attorney.
I don't know if this is really
what you'd want to do."
Like, we've had
those conversations.
I vividly remember
talking to him about it.
-That's crazy,
'cause you were so young.
-I know.
But it was like he was
helping me figure out, like,
-where I wanted to go to college
and what I wanted to do, and...
-Right.
He just kept on saying, "You...
It'll give you
lots of wrinkles."
(laughs) He knew
your weakness back then.
But I think, at the time,
he probably thought like,
"What is this, you know, girl?
"She's obsessed with,
like, makeup.
Why does she want to...?"
You know?
He was probably,
like, preparing me,
knowing that
I couldn't pass the bar
-and didn't want to,
like, break my heart.
-I think you definitely could.
I just think he's probably
giving you both sides.
Yeah.
Okay, so all I need is a sign
to tell me what to do.
Do I continue?
Do I not continue?
Do I give it one more shot
to try it again
and put a limit on myself?
I have to register
for the November baby bar ASAP,
and I still don't know
if I should do it.
Even though my dad said
it would be hard,
I know that if he were here,
he would encourage me
not to give up on something
that's important to me.
But I don't know.
Like, is this my path?
Is this what
I'm supposed to be doing?
Ever since I failed this test,
I've been obsessed with signs.
I guess I'm just, like, hopeful
for these little glimmers
to come to me, to help guide me.
Okay, give me a sign.
-It says...
-"Stay strong."
"May the struggle
make you strong."
-Yep. Okay.
-Yeah.
BOTH:
"We believe in you!"
See?
Okay, that's a plus-one.
Let's take a tally.
-There's a stop sign.
-(chuckles)
-That's saying, "Stop."
-"Stop."
"Don't do it."
-No.
-"Don't even stress yourself."
Trust me,
if she didn't want to do it,
she wouldn't do it; she
wouldn't be looking for a sign.
"Toughness doesn't last
but tough people do."
-(horn honking)
-Oh, shut up.
KHLOE:
She knows what to do.
Try again.
And if not,
try for a (bleep) third time.
-Oh.
My windshield wipers
just went on by themselves.
-That is so (bleep) weird.
-(laughing)
-That's, what, a sign?
-Wait, what is happening?
-That is a sign!
-What's that a sign?
I don't know.
Is it saying, like, "No"?
-"No, no, no. No, no, no."
-"No. No, don't do it."
Ah, I'm so much more confused.
You know what?
I wish I had the answer.
Holy cow.
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY:
I'm so sore.
KHLOE (chuckles): Who have you
been working out with?
I've been doing
Don and Joe mostly.
KIM:
You guys, you have no idea
what just happened.
-KOURTNEY: What?
-Mom was in my closet,
and the rack
of her birthday clothes
is on the back of my rack.
So, she was being nosy,
going through my things.
So she comes at me in the hall
and is like, "Hey, um,
"this dress, like, I love it.
"Can I borrow it?
Like, have you worn it before?
If you're not gonna keep it,
can I buy it from you?"
Like, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Well, it's one look out of 65.
I know, but still.
Can you go in there?
Because she's, like,
snooping around.
And I'll tell my assistant
to bring the rack out for you.
Oh, my gosh,
I thought you would never ask.
KIM:
Ugh. I cannot believe
that my mom just saw that rack.
I just think this will suck so
much if the surprise is ruined.
I've worked so hard on this.
I was like... (gasps)
"Oh, my God."
What's up?
We're in the middle of nowhere.
KIM:
We are on my birthday trip.
-(cheering)
-I'm just gonna really try
to enjoy my time here, 'cause
I'm really trying to unplug.
My stomach really hurts.
KIM: North and I
kept feeling really sick.
We took tests
right before I went to bed.
KIM: I just don't want to be
obvious, 'cause she's in there.
She's in the kitchen now
getting food.
KOURTNEY:
Oh, dear.
KHLOE:
Just white, tranquil furniture.
Hmm. Fine.
I, literally--
you should have seen me--
I ran from one side of the
hall... hallway to the other.
KHLOE:
I can take that for you.
Oh, my God,
I almost had a heart attack.
I was like, "Her whole
birthday's gonna be ruined."
Hello.
Anybody want to buy off my cart?
Yes. Thank God.
We need to hide this in here.
I guess one positive thing
about her seeing the rack
was that she's already
liking the looks,
and they're not even styled yet.
So I'm having
all these bodysuits made.
-That's cool.
-Then this.
-Gaultier. With this.
-Yeah.
And then I'll find brown slacks,
you know,
or something to make it
a complete outfit.
This Celine, it's--
I mean Margiela...
-Oh, my God. I tried that.
-KIM: I have it.
It's so stretchy.
I'm gonna make her a sheer
turtleneck bodysuit under it.
-Mm.
-So it'll cover everything
she doesn't want to show.
-KOURTNEY: So how many pieces
do you have now?
-15.
We still have
such a long way to go.
We're not there yet.
But we've made a lot of progress
with these looks.
I was gonna do her wig to match,
so it looked like her,
but then that's just,
like, stupid spending money.
I'd rather put it
into the clothes.
I just know she's gonna love it.
Like, I know
she's gonna be so happy.
I just got a brand-new rug
for my glam room.
And security rolled in
Kanye's luggage last night,
and rolled it, and...
five huge black marks.
(Khloe gasps)
And I was like--
I-I've never yelled at someone--
and I was like, "You guys!"
-I was like Mom.
-KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
-"My brand-new rug!"
-(laughs)
♪ ♪
KOURTNEY:
Kenny?
-KENDALL: Hey.
-KOURTNEY: Hi.
What are you doing?
Your house looks so cute.
-KENDALL: Thanks.
-I have salads.
KENDALL:
Oh, my God, I'm so hungry.
Should we go in the kitchen?
KOURTNEY:
Do you want to sit at the table?
-Yeah.
-Cute.
I got you
some birthday presents.
(chuckles):
Oh, my God.
KOURTNEY:
I have to drop off
Kendall's Hermès birthday gift,
and I'm so excited
to just see her reaction.
I love these...
so much.
So pretty.
Oh, my God, my collection
just keeps growing!
Kendall is a top-tier actress.
KOURTNEY:
And that's the print
-that I've been collecting you.
-I know. I know.
I have it all in my cabinets.
KOURTNEY:
She's acting like she...
loves these dishes so much,
and, like,
this is her prized collection.
Mm.
I'm so happy.
I cannot wait to see
the full set
of all your dishes together.
We need to have,
like, a tea party.
-So down.
-(chuckles)
So...
do you have any idea
where we're going
for Kim's birthday trip?
Mm, no.
I mean, I know we're going
-somewhere with a beach.
-Hot.
-Right.
-Yeah. Like,
I think I have an idea
of where we're going,
but I... I'm not sure.
I just feel like...
the Caribbean
would almost be too obvious.
-Mm-hmm.
-Right?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know, though.
But it also could be,
'cause we know
how much she loves it there.
We're gonna have so much fun,
and I cannot wait.
Like, when's the last time
we've all had a trip,
to be able to go somewhere?
-Mm-hmm.
-She got, like, a plane.
The safety measures
that she's taking to make sure
that we're all safe
and feel comfortable.
But it's only us
on the island, you know?
I just feel like we're really
lucky to be able to do it.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna be fun.
♪ ♪
KIM:
Oh! It's so warm and amazing!
What's up?
We're in the middle of nowhere.
KIM:
We are on my birthday trip,
on an island far, far away.
Everyone that I love is here.
My family's here.
My lifers are here.
I'm just gonna really try
to enjoy my time here,
'cause I'm really trying
to unplug,
'cause I know when I get home,
it's gonna be, like,
my mom's birthday celebration,
and I'm gonna have to make
some decisions,
'cause the baby bar is
gonna be less than a month away.
KENDALL:
This is so cool!
Its full tail just came out.
It's so cool.
The fact that we're gonna go in
with the whale, you guys.
OMG.
The whale is right over there.
I have to pee so badly,
and I want to,
but I'm so afraid
the whale is going to smell it.
(others laughing)
(bleep)
We're gonna hit you guys?
-KIM: Ah! Sorry.
-(laughter)
This is just our crew.
KHLOE:
It was so...
just superb,
from the minute we got there
till the minute
we landed at home.
(cheering)
It wasn't even
all of our birthday, but we all
celebrated like it was
our own individual birthdays.
It was such a blessing.
-KHLOE: Come sit here.
-OTHERS: Ready?
-ALLISON: Yeah, we're ready.
-WOMAN: Okay.
ALLISON:
Kim, this is from Kanye.
-(laughs) Happy 40th birthday.
-WOMAN: Happy 40th!
(Allison whoops)
KIM: Kanye's not here yet,
but Allison tells me
that his birthday present to me
is all set up in a room,
and I have to go in there
and see it.
And I just, like, I am...
I have no idea
what it could possibly be.
I'm scared.
Is anyone gonna jump out at me?
OTHERS:
No.
Happy birthday, Kimberly.
I am so proud
of the woman that you've become.
KOURTNEY:
I am dying to see
the dishes set.
KOURTNEY:
I really want to catch Kendall
in her lie about the plates.
KIM: My little Sainty
just tested positive for COVID.
I'm trying
to not freak anyone out,
but I'm just really worried
about him.
-OTHERS: Ready?
-ALLISON: Yeah, we're ready.
-KIM: I'm scared.
Is anyone gonna jump out at me?
-OTHERS: No.
-(soft gasping)
-OTHERS: Aw.
-Happy birthday, Kimberly.
-KIM: Oh, my God.
I am so proud of the woman
that you've become, Kimberly,
and all that
you've accomplished.
All of your hard work
and all the businesses
you have built are incredible.
But most impressive
is your commitment
to become a lawyer
and carry on my legacy.
It's a long and a hard road,
but it's worth it,
and I'm with you
every step of the way.
Keep doing what you're doing,
Kimberly.
You are a beautiful soul.
Know that I am very proud
of you, and I'm always with you.
(sobbing softly)
-Crazy.
KENDALL:
Oh, my God. Insane.
That looked just like him.
KIM: Oh, my God. We all
got such chills, like, sobbing.
It was just the kind of gift
that, like,
you just can't really explain.
It was so real and so emotional
and so lifelike.
And it was such a trip.
And hearing my dad talk to me
about law school
and my journey was just so...
such the sign that I needed
to really want
to continue my journey,
because even though
it's a hologram,
like, it was...
just this, like, metaphor
for him watching over my life
and seeing it all.
So after seeing this,
it was really clear to me
that this was what I want to do,
and I want to take
the baby bar again.
(sniffling)
Can we see it again?
Yeah.
I don't know if
it's we all needed to get away,
and we all needed
this break from reality,
but this trip was
so memorable and is,
honestly, the time of our lives.
I think this is the best trip
I've ever been on
in my entire life.
♪ ♪
KIM:
I was thinking maybe,
like, even some down.
So, like, she'd come and
if we wanted to put 'em down--
or do we just want to keep 'em
in this room?
It's up to you. I think
it's nice to see some of them
and then come in here
and, like, whoa.
So cool.
We just got back
from my birthday trip,
but we have so much going on.
It's almost my mom's birthday.
We're setting up now.
All the mannequins are arriving.
I had to hire a production
company to find the mannequins.
I think the mannequins
were just as expensive
as, like, half of the looks,
just to rent them.
That looks so good.
And on top of that,
my attorney's coming in town
to do my intense
baby bar studying,
'cause that's in
less than two weeks.
Oh, my God. She's gonna love it.
So when I put them all on,
I'll choose the best 65,
and I'll take the rest off.
KIM:
Okay.
I have never gone
to this extent ever before
to shop for someone, let alone
style looks for someone.
And then what do I do
with the shoes?
I just put them
beside the mannequin?
-I think so.
-Okay. (chuckles)
KIM:
And it's a lot, because I want
to make sure that this stuff
looks good on the mannequins.
Like, what order
do we put it in?
Do we color-coordinate it?
I just can't wait to see
the look on her face.
Gonna jump in the shower.
So excited that
this is happening.
I hope she doesn't walk in.
♪ ♪
-KOURTNEY: Hi.
-KENDALL: Hi.
You leave your door unlocked?
No. I thought it would
have been locked.
(Kourtney chuckles)
Um...
I am dying
to see the dishes set.
-Want me to show you?
-Do you have them here?
Of course I do.
(chuckles softly)
KOURTNEY:
I really want to catch Kendall
in her lie about the plates.
So I decided to stop by
and say hi
and, like, get her to,
like, sweat a little bit.
So I ask her to see the dishes,
so that I can see
that they're not in her home.
-Yes, and...
-Nice.
-KENDALL: Were these from you?
-Yeah.
Just so many people
have gotten me...
the Hermès stuff,
I can't remember.
Then there's, like, this--
the big one.
Um...
-The big horse one.
-Yeah.
And then the other--
that one you just got me
is a little bit smaller.
I was totally wrong.
Clearly, she has
the entire collection.
Now I feel stupid when I was
trying to catch her in a lie.
(laughs):
So, the craziest thing.
Do you want to know?
What?
-(laughing)
-What?
So for your... so for
your birthday this year...
-Yeah?
-I was like,
"I really want to get Kendall
some more of the Hermès."
And we had to, like, ask Hermès,
like, "What's left?"
So then they were like,
"Oh, my God.
Kendall returned everything
that you gave her."
-(laughs) No.
-So I'm just gonna keep
buying it
for her for every gift.
Some of it must have been a
duplicate, 'cause I told you,
-some people have
gotten me horse stuff.
-Yeah.
-So I'm sure... Yeah.
-'Cause it's so you.
But I was like,
"I'm literally just gonna keep
-buying it for her, like..."
-No.
I would never return it.
I literally love it.
Like, I just wanted to see.
-Kendall...
-Did you want to,
like, catch me
-in the act
of not having it?
-No, I-- Yes.
I can't believe
Kourtney would think
that I would return
very, very nice Hermès plates
that, in fact,
have horses on them.
And those are my favorite animal
of all time.
Why would I ever
return something like that?
That's such a nice gift.
I go, "As a joke, I'm gonna just
keep buying Kendall the stuff,
-just cause I want..."
-No. And you just saw it all.
No, I know, but I was like, "I
just want to see her reaction."
That's so funny.
That's funny.
Oh, my God. Well, I'm so happy
you loved the stuff.
-Yay, Kendall.
-Next year.
-Yeah.
Guess who's going
to New York City.
-Who?
-You.
-KRIS: Kendall J.
CAITLYN:
First to arrive!
-Hi, baby.
-Hey. Happy birthday.
-Well, thank you.
-Hey, Chef.
Me and all my sisters are
at my dad's house
for my dad's birthday,
which doesn't happen too often
and hasn't happened in a while,
so I'm really excited
to be here.
Oh, my God.
I missed the family so much.
Hey! Birthday time!
Happy birthday!
ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-Oh, no. Me?
-♪ Cha, cha, cha ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Cha, cha, cha ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Caitlyn ♪
♪ Dad ♪
-(laughter)
-Yeah.
-What is my name?
-♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
(chuckles):
Oh!
-(whooping)
-Yay!
I just want to say thank you
for all you guys coming out.
We haven't been together
in a long, long time.
And thank you very much.
I love you all.
-KHLOE: We love you!
-Love you!
OTHERS:
Love you!
-(whooping)
-Yay!
-Still got air
in those lungs.
-CAITLYN: I'm super.
-I'm super.
-Yeah.
♪ ♪
Could they move
the orange and the silver?
Today is my mom's birthday.
She's on her way over
to my house to see her surprise.
Kanye must've moved this thing
around so many times
just to make sure that
it looks really dramatic
for when my mom walks in,
'cause she has no idea.
I just told her to come over
to get her birthday present.
Okay, guys, can everyone
get out of the way?
(overlapping chatter)
(whispers):
Okay. Stand over there.
KIM:
But I'm just, like,
stressing a little bit,
because my kids woke up
and one of them had
a runny nose and no other
symptoms, so not a big deal,
but my mom is older, so I want
to take all the precautions
and just make sure that everyone
is all safe and healthy.
Hi, guys.
Think we're gonna be able
to make this work?
If I feel like I do now,
it's gonna be really hard
to sit up for seven hours.
KIM: We're supposed to do
12-hour study sessions
every single day
leading up until the test.
And I've just been
feeling so sick.
Oh, my God. My stomach hurts.
♪ ♪
What's happening?
Just wanted to give you
your present.
So I thought that,
since you're 65,
I have created
an experience for you.
Let's go.
I know that she'll be
so happy about this,
but I can feel
her nervous energy
as she walks through the door.
Wow.
-Looks one through 65.
-What is happening?
KIM: For your 65th birthday,
I know how hard it's been
for you to find clothes to wear
and dress yourself,
so I wanted to help you out.
KRIS:
Oh, my God.
KIM:
65 looks.
These are for me?
KIM:
Every single one.
KRIS:
Look. The Dior.
The-- Look at the black
and white. I can't.
Oh, my God. Look at the gloves.
-Look at the gloves.
-Yeah.
I mean, these looks.
Wait, look at this one.
-Look at this. See? Look.
-There's another room.
This is just the gift
that just keeps on giving.
Look at this.
Look at this jacket.
KIM:
Prada pants.
KRIS:
I'm speechless.
I cannot believe
what I'm walking into.
This is one of the biggest
surprises I've ever had
in my entire life.
I never thought that
anything like this
would happen to me,
because it's certainly
so generous, so kind.
But the time and the energy
that Kim took
is the most amazing gift
I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, my God. There's more?
-My gold dress you were...
-The Chanel dress!
(laughing):
Oh, my God.
Hi, baby. Hi, baby.
65 outfits for 65 years,
and it's stunning.
It's just so beautiful
and magical.
It's like my very own Met Ball.
You-you guys had to have
worked on this for months.
Yeah. Doing all-- I started
doing all the ordering myself,
and then I had to try 'em on.
God.
It's absolutely beyond
my wildest imagination.
I can't even imagine
something like this happening.
It makes me so happy
that she appreciates this,
'cause I really did put in
a lot of work,
and I just, ultimately,
want her to be happy
and look good
and feel confident.
And I think she really does get
the hard work
that was put into it
and really appreciates it.
This is better
than any fashion show--
-besides Yeezy--
that I've ever seen.
-(Kanye chuckles)
(laughs)
-KHLOE: Leave it to the Wests.
-Yeah.
-KRIS: Look at this.
-KHLOE: Thank God I'm gonna
live next door to you, Mom.
-I can borrow your clothes.
-(laughs)
This has to go down as
one of the best days of my life.
-(Kim laughs)
-It is.
It truly is.
You've made me so happy.
KIM:
Just a little gift.
(overlapping chatter)
♪ ♪
(line ringing)
-BROMBERG: Hello?
-KIM: Hi, it's Kim.
-BROMBERG: Hey, Kim.
How are you?
-Good. How are you?
BROMBERG:
Good. What's happening?
KIM: So, my little Sainty
just tested positive for COVID.
BROMBERG: I'm sorry to hear
that. Is he, is he doing okay?
KIM: He's doing okay. He doesn't
really have major symptoms.
He just had a bit of a fever.
We test our kids once a week
because they go to school,
and so they have to get tested
in order to go
to this little pod.
So, someone at school
tested positive,
and my son was around them.
So Saint has COVID, and I'm
just really worried about him.
He's crying and coughing on me.
And I'm trying to not
freak anyone out,
but now I have to figure out
what we're gonna do,
especially with
the three other kids.
-KIM: North...
-BROMBERG: Yeah.
...North is saying
she's feeling sick,
and I slept in bed
with her last night.
She tested negative,
but I'm gonna test her again
with me on Saturday.
I'm supposed to be doing
12-hour study sessions
with my tutor, who's an attorney
that flew in town
to study with me
for these two intense weeks.
But taking care of my kids,
obviously, comes first.
♪ ♪
(Kim coughing, groans)
My stomach really hurts.
-Oh, no.
-You know, at least I can
hang out with Saint, though.
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
Now you've got Sainty there
with you.
I'm feeling pretty (bleep).
North and I kept
feeling really sick.
And we took tests
right before I went to bed,
and when I woke up
in the morning,
the tests, you know,
came back positive.
We were supposed to do 12-hour
study sessions every single day,
leading up until the test,
and I've just been feeling
so sick and so, just, awful
with COVID that I can hardly
even get out of bed and study.
We do need to breach
the topic at some point.
We don't have to today, Kim,
but you know
-what I'm gonna as-- say.
-What?
Think we're gonna be able
to make this work?
Oh, my God, my stomach hurts.
Um...
What'll-- I just...
fight through and just try?
The reality is, this is...
this has got a lot of challenges
attached to it that...
...in a perfect world,
you wouldn't be dealing with.
Having said that,
it's always your call.
How do you feel about it?
What-what is your...
Tell me what your take is.
Do you feel like...?
I mean, if I feel like I do now,
it's gonna be really hard
to sit up for seven hours,
because I just, you know...
And I'm-I'm on, like,
a heavy medication right now.
I thought that
making this decision
to stick with law school
was gonna be hard,
and to do this test,
but I had no idea
that I was gonna get COVID.
I'm feeling extremely achy,
so bad.
Like, the worst back pain.
I'm so tired.
I have 104 fever.
I don't know
how I'm gonna do this.
♪ ♪
Look at you, all dressed up.
-KHLOE: Me?
-Yeah.
-I'm in pajamas, bitch.
-You're what?
I'm in pajamas, bitch.
Every other day,
I've felt like (bleep).
I have body aches.
Like, you don't even...
-I mean, you understand,
but, like...
-That's the thing.
I've been there, babe. It sucks.
And the brain fog.
Every person I speak to
with COVID has
lingering brain fog.
-You're literally stupid.
-I know.
Have you decided if you're
gonna take the test or not?
There is no COVID extensions
for this,
so I'm not gonna wait until June
to take this again.
I'm gonna at least try.
Just say a prayer,
get it over with.
If I start the test,
and I feel...
like I can't push through
and I feel really sick,
I'll stop that.
My health, obviously,
comes first. I know that.
But if I waited, I would
have to wait another six months
to take this test, and I don't
really want to do that.
So I'm kind of clear
on the decision
that I'm gonna take this test,
and I'm just gonna
give it my best shot.
I'm starting to freak.
There's so much information
that I need to know.
But last time, you felt like
you didn't know this (bleep),
and then when you took the test,
you knew it all.
I failed.
No, but you said,
because now you're like,
"I know it," 'cause now you know
what it's about.
I know way more now.
-Yeah.
-So I'm good.
If I pass, then great.
I passed it with COVID, and...
Oh, and I am calling
the New York Post,
or whoever you want me
to call, I'm gonna say,
"My sister (bleep)
is a lawyer now,
and she did this with COVID."
Well, I won't be a lawyer
just yet, but I'm gonna be...
When I tell the story,
you're gonna be a lawyer, okay?
Okay. I have to go study.
-I love you.
No one call my phone...
-I love you.
-...until tomorrow night.
-I'm not calling you.
I'm praying for you.
♪ ♪
SAM:
The headache is gone?
So far. And that was, like,
the sharpest headache for days.
So that, I'm so happy.
My back still hurts.
That's a lot.
And we're talking about you
taking a seven-hour exam
in a matter of days.
My chest is just
starting to hurt,
and that's starting to scare me.
I think you got to rest.
And, you know,
I don't want to push you
on these, you know?
So just let me know
if you want to circle back.
We can do some multiple-choice
questions tonight.
Okay. Let's try
multiple-choice tonight.
I'll let you know how I feel.
I registered to take the test,
but because I have COVID,
every day I'm just
gonna see how I feel.
But this level of exhaustion
is different
and something
that I'm just not used to,
so I keep on falling asleep.
I really don't want to study.
-(yawns)
-I'm just gonna take it
day by day,
but the test is in a few days.
But now I have to take care
of two kids and study,
and there's no one
that'll help me.
(Saint crying)
-Oh, here they come.
-(laughs)
Guys!
At this point, I'm like,
"Whatever they want to do.
-I don't even care."
-I was gonna... (laughs)
WOMAN:
According to the California Bar,
you can actually become a lawyer
without going to law school.
So, you're gonna be...
you're gonna be a lawyer?
I know.
SAM: So when we're talking
about strict liability...
(Saint babbling)
-(crying)
-Uh, yeah, listen,
listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
-Listen, buddy.
-SAM: Hi.
Saint, look,
Sam's talking to you.
Do you want to hear him?
Just only you can hear him.
Hi, Saint. Mommy needs you to be
a big boy so she can study.
-(crying)
-What's the problem, buddy?
You've been crying
this whole time.
SAINT:
I want to play the game,
but... (babbling, crying)
KIM:
So tough.
-If only I had your problems.
-(Sam chuckles)
KIM:
I'm finally feeling
a little bit better,
and I really
want to try to study,
but I'm also
taking care of my kids.
And this is super frustrating,
because it's crunch time.
I should be in full study mode
and tune everything out,
but it's so hard and I just,
like, want to give up.
I don't know.
(Saint crying)
(chuckles)
-SAINT: No!
-I want to disappear.
SAM:
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Saint.
You want me to teach you
some law, Saint?
♪ ♪
Okay. I'm about to take my exam
in about 15 minutes.
Gonna go have some breakfast.
Lucky slippers.
And let's see, um,
how this goes.
I feel like I definitely
know more.
I'm excited.
I have my little note cards
I'm gonna look at
during breakfast.
(exhales)
My breathing is a little off,
but that's okay.
I can just... take
shorter breaths when I need to.
And I'm gonna take this test,
COVID or not.
♪ ♪
I can't believe
I just finished the baby bar.
I am so tired.
I did it though.
I pulled through.
I'm proud of myself.
Even if I don't pass, it's okay.
That was probably
the hardest thing I've ever,
ever had to do.
I have about two months
before we get the results.
And if I don't pass, I don't
care, 'cause I had COVID.
And if I pass,
then it is a (bleep) miracle
and I don't know how I did that.
I definitely feel like
I knew more
this time on the test
than last time on the test.
I feel really confident
about that.
But, you know,
you-you get really cloudy
and you get really, like,
this, like, COVID brain.
If I didn't pass, (chuckles)
it's all COVID's fault.
So I tried my best,
I had a moment of, like,
about to black out,
but I pushed through.
It is what it is.
And I'm proud of myself,
regardless, so we'll see.
Wow. This looks so cool.
KRIS: I'm really excited
that we're on
our one last family trip
for the show.
I just want to make sure
that this one is super special.
(screaming)
KHLOE:
Tristan just got signed
to the Boston Celtics.
KIM: He definitely wants you
to move there, though.
-Like, he wants you...
-Like, full-time?
KHLOE:
Kim has been struggling
with her relationship.
You can always talk to me
about whatever, and...
There's, like, honestly
nothing to talk about.
I just roll with it.