♪ ♪
-Khloe: Hi, ladies. -Khadijah: Hi!
Hey. So wait...
Khloe: You guys are the first people to see it,
Even over my sisters.
-Khadijah: That-that, that's your mom's house? -That's my mom's.
-You are kidding me. -She had no idea.
-Oh, you didn't know that? -I had no idea. I think that's...
-Look how cute your little tummy is. -Thank you.
I think that's so amazing.
I just think it's so much more special.
You're getting an estate. But you're getting one
-Right next to your mom's. -It's gonna be...
No, it's gonna be amazing.
My mom and I found two lots next door to each other,
And we are both building our dream homes.
They will not be done for months and months and months,
But I'm so stoked to be living right next to my mom.
And when I mean "right next," I mean...
Sharing property lines.
We are... Neighbors.
And this whole area will be just, like, a great room.
And then you look out, and these open all the way up,
And there's, like, a fire pit, pool and pavilion.
-Right. Here's the party. -It's gonna be amazing.
Oh, my goodness.
So from this entry on
-Is the master's quarters. -Mm-hmm.
-So this will be a glam room. -Oh.
And then this is all master closet.
-Khadijah: This whole here, right? -(chuckles) all of this.
-Yes, of course. Yeah. -This is exactly what you need.
Khloe: My big-ass closet.
This, this will be...
Khloe: I mean, I love, love, love my current home.
I'm only moving because the expansion
That I wanted to do on my current home,
I am unable to do, um, for a slew of reasons.
So, elevator goes down to basement all the way
-Up to the... What would be considered the third floor. -Third floor.
-Uh, three kids bedrooms. -Okay.
-So kids bedrooms are up? -Yes.
-Okay. -And, like, only on one side of the house.
Khloe: So, I thought it would be really,
Really special to just build my dream home.
This is the first home that you're
Building from the ground up.
-Yes. -I just got full chills.
-I can see it already. I really can. -Yeah. Really? Oh, good.
♪ ♪
Kim: Hey.
Oh. Rock and roll!
Look at that speed demon.
-Where are they going? -They're just trying
To be funny and run through the show.
Has north ever seen the show?
-I think, like, clips on tiktok. -Right.
She sees, like, it's a popular tiktok, where,
Like, they-they do the crying scene
-From the bora bora. Yeah. -Ah, the earrings? Yeah.
-Right. -Or pretty much all my crying scenes.
So she sees that stuff,
And she'll come in and go, "mom, I lost my earrings."
My earring's gone!
(bleep) oh, my god.
I'm gonna cry. (crying): My diamond earring!
-Oh, my god. That's fun. -And she'll, like, do that as a joke,
And I'm just like, "you have no idea what that is."
Right. I'm just thinking, like,
They're gonna watch it at some point,
Because it's, like, our life.
At what point do we sit them down and say, like,
"you're allowed to either go through these seasons
And see what, like, mom and dad did all these years"?
Or, you know, at some point,
They're just gonna be like, "I want to see when..."
I don't really want to explain, like, who kris humphries is...
See, that-- but that is your life. That is your past.
And at some point, they're gonna be
Interested in seeing everything.
They're either gonna do it without us or with us.
I get that and I'd rather do it with.
I'd rather be that parent.
But I'm just not ready for the kids to see it yet.
-I agree. -At least north.
Kim: Recently, my kids have asked
To watch the show, but I'm really hesitant.
I think just because I'm gonna have to--
-Me personally-- explain a lot. (laughs) -yeah.
Honestly, the only person that did
Bad (bleep) on the show was me.
-Yeah. -Right?
You have nothing to worry about.
-When'd you get here? -(bleep) just landed.
Jesus. (bleep)
They're going a little crazy right now.
Kris: Stop it.
(glass shatters)
I really have some explaining to do.
I mean, it's kind of crazy that...
When the show-- when we announced
That we were gonna stop it, that kourtney told mason.
And, like, he really didn't have any reaction like he does.
It doesn't mean anything to him, you know.
-Right. -But the kids were such a big part of the show.
Right, 'cause they were born into it.
If we were born with cameras around,
We wouldn't know the difference, either.
-Yeah. -Must be crazy, though,
To be a kid and not even really realize
You're on the truman show.
-Yeah. -Like... Your whole life's
Been filmed, and it's been...
We've been putting it on tv, but...
Could you imagine if we named one of our kids truman?
Oh, my god, true.
-(laughs): True. -True. Oh, my god.
-Why don't we call her that? -Why-why don't we call her that?
Honey, do have an appointment to have
-Your hair fixed tomorrow? -Yeah.
(construction vehicles whirring and beeping)
(kris groans loudly)
That noise outside. You don't hear the construction?
-(quietly): It's okay. It's okay. -No, it's not.
-It's okay. Yes. -No, it's not.
Well, look where we are, and we can't walk outside.
-Why can't we? -Because it sounds like... There's...
They're building a, you know, huge building next door.
The neighbors are in the middle of a major...
Construction project, and it's really loud.
Like, really, really loud, where "you can't be on a phone" loud.
"you can't think" loud. You can't... It's really bad.
-It's okay. -No, it's not.
Yes. It's okay. Everything's fine.
Mom, you really just, I think, for your own health
Have to be a little more, like, positive and, like,
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Honestly, like, okay, there's construction.
You can't really hear it in here.
It's fine.
I'm not sure why, but she likes to kind of harp on the negative,
And it boils her up instead of just being, like, okay.
Like, just we-we can brush things off,
And you could turn a negative into a positive.
You can create either, like, a (bleep) day
Or a really good day.
-I'm trying to look at the glass half full. -Mm-hmm.
And sometimes somebody's drinking my (bleep) lemonade.
It's so exhausting for me even just talking about it right now.
I'm like, ugh. So heavy.
Like, let's just have (bleep) fun.
Let's have a nice, beautiful day.
Holy (bleep).
This house is sold. It's in escrow.
Khloe: Someone gave me an offer on my home.
The only kicker is they want me out of my house
Within just a couple weeks.
I have to find a rental or a place to stay.
So I'm, like, a little stressed out.
Did (bleep) ever say anything to you?
Yeah. She was crying, and she felt so degraded by you.
Kourtney: She's lying.
Kim's nanny and I had a little disagreement,
When we were away traveling together.
I never yelled!
If you have a reputation of degrading people...
Kim, shut the (bleep) up, honestly.
I want to go to school now, so bye.
-(indistinct chatter) -come on, you guys. Get in the car.
Are you coming?
-What's up? -Khloe: Hey, kiddo.
Are you so excited for our new barbecues?
-Oh, my god. It's gonna be amazing. -I am. At the new house.
It's not gonna be until, like, April, though.
You said April?
I-I-I think it's gonna be done around, like,
Late next year. I say, like, September.
-Yeah, right. -Tristan: Oh, we talking about
When khloe's house will be ready?
Savas: I just think there's so much work,
And you're so anal about, like, how you want things.
Khloe: This house is sold. It's in escrow.
Savas: Is it, like, bittersweet for you?
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, even I'm sure for you.
Like, we're never gonna be able to be back here again.
Savas: So, you spent all this time putting
The effort into this house, and...
You're just getting rid of it like that?
It's not feasible for me anymore.
-What if I have another baby? -Right.
My original plan was to wait until
My new home was as close to being done as possible,
And I could start transitioning peacefully and calmly over.
Like, what a great, nice plan.
But then someone gave me an offer on my home.
The only kicker is they want me out of my house
Within just a couple weeks, so I have to figure it out.
I have to find a rental or a place to stay.
And just... A lot of things are just happening fast.
So I'm, like, a little stressed out.
I need, like, positive stories.
How I'm gonna move in in April. How great it's gonna be.
Yep. Gonna fix up my house.
I'm definitely taking your ideas.
Tristan: Khloe bought this house fresh off a divorce,
And it's a big accomplishment whenever
You buy your own house.
So I think, for khloe,
It's kind of hard to start another chapter.
But, you know, at the end of the day,
Change is a good thing.
It's nothing to be, you know, scared of.
And I got the play. I got the recipe.
I mean, just make her happy. Weekly flowers.
(camera clicks)
What company is this?
This will go perfect by my double sink.
So, wait. What day do you basically, like...?
Well, I don't know. I'm still waiting.
I'm supposed to know this week.
-I am instacarting all this. -(camera clicks)
-I need a mirror like this. -(camera clicks)
Like, I just started packing up little by little
Just some accessory things, but I'm like--
I'm just too much of a planner for this.
Hey, guys. Miss me?
Where have you been?
What were you doing in there?
-Using the restroom. -It's a good visual.
-What y'all been up to? -Talking about the house.
We were just talking about the house and...
-You're gonna miss this house, too. -Yeah, I'll miss a lot.
-We had great memories. -I'll tell you
What I'm not gonna miss: All these plants everywhere.
-Oh, my gosh. Why? -Oh, I'm not gonna miss the bees.
-You got too much bugs and... -Yeah. Like, you got--
-I know you want to... -What?
-It's just annoying. -Well, wait until you get to the new house.
I'm gonna-- you're gonna be covered
-In (bleep) plants. -Is it really?
Wh-where you gonna put it?
The whole backyard and front yard.
-I love flowers. -Oh, my god, please don't.
What do you-- it makes the ambience.
That's what makes this house so enchanting and magical.
What are you doing?
Oh, no, I seen, uh, like a chip, so I'm gonna send it to alexa.
There's a chip up there, so I'm gonna let her know.
There's a little chip, you know?
♪ ♪
Scott: You have, like, a skinny arm.
-Look at that all (bleep). -Khloe: I know, she looks great.
-Ten pounds down. -There's nothing to even do.
-I lost ten pounds. -That's insane.
So, remember when we were talking yesterday about, like...
That the kids haven't seen the show,
But eventually, like, over all their lives,
They're probably gonna see, like,
Different parts and pieces?
Whether they sit down and watch it
Or they see it on their phone, computer, ipads, whatever.
I was thinking... Before everything ends,
I wanted the kids to see where they came from, kind of.
-Where you guys were born. -Let's make a thing.
Where you grew up.
Scott: In my eyes, we have the most luxurious
Home videos on earth
To show our kids at some point, once they're mature
And old enough to see all this crazy stuff.
But for now, I want to show the kids,
You know, the fact that we were living
On this side of town, and that we came from here and...
So many different places where we basically,
Like, had those really big moments in our lives.
The clark condo.
Some of the best times of my life were in that house.
What in god's name?
-(crying) -help me. Okay.
Oh, my god. One minute with this little guy?
We have to go to your house in beverly hills.
I love that house.
-We thought that I made it, guys. -I was like...
-And I did, but, like... -Khloe: You did.
-You did. -We were, like, I couldn't believe
We could've afforded this house.
-We were all like... "there's a gate?" -yeah.
Kris: Kim, this is absolutely
-Gorgeous! -Kim: Thank you.
Do you guys have to wear your heels and stuff
On the grass?
What about the dash stores, guys?
Yeah, hello? Dash stores.
You just are too strong for your own good.
-Like, you just don't even know. -Wait, don't! Khloe!
(chuckles) I'm getting a rug burn.
Tell me you love me.
-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. -Tell me you love me.
So, that sums up the tour.
Okay.
-(chair scrapes) -oh.
-You peefed. -(chuckles)
(chair scrapes)
(chuckles): Bye, guys.
-(babbles) -oh, that's what you're gonna do?
-You're-- whoa. -Ooh!
Scott: Ah!
Sha-zay! (shouts)
What was your favorite birth year?
-Like, 27, 28? -Ten.
-Oh, my god, that's so sad. -That was my funnest party.
-Or no, 11. -No, not just your party.
-The whole year. Like, the year... -Oh, how am I gonna remember?
What's your-- yeah-- best year? It could be now.
-Khloe: Mine's not right now. -Although I don't think it is.
Um, what... (chuckles)
-What about... -Yeah.
Yeah, we had a talk and she was crying,
-And she thought... -Oh, my god, what happened?
...She was gonna lose her job.
Kourtney: Kim's nanny
And I had a little disagreement when we were away,
Traveling together, but I haven't really spoken
To kim about it, so I want to see what's going on.
She said that she felt so degraded by you,
And you just started yelling at her.
-Oh, my god. -And you said,
-"keep your voice down." -she's lying.
Reign told me this last time we were in idaho.
Three weeks ago, "(bleep) told me
That I will go to jail if I talk in the car."
And reign's, like, big on me confronting people
-In front of them. -Khloe: Reign?
Yeah. Like, so even saint or whoever,
He'll be, like, "saint said this.
Can you please talk to him, mom?"
-Wow. -Or, "penelope said this.
Can you go talk..." like, he wants to know
-That I... -That you're doing it.
...Have his back in front of him.
Like, if it's mason, whoever it is.
So, he goes, "can you say to (bleep)
"right now what she said to me last week about
-Going to jail..." -but it should have been in private.
It should've-- you sh-- she said, "I wish she would've
"tapped me on the shoulder and said, 'hey,
"something's really bothering me, can I talk to you?'
"and we could've talked in private,
But for her to yell at me in a restaurant..."
There's not even one percent that I yelled.
Chad was like, "I'm so shocked."
He's a pastor.
He was like, "I cannot even believe
That she would even speak like that."
She's the one who raised her voice, which is why I said,
"(bleep), lower your voice."
I mean, she went in the other room and was crying,
Like, was making plans to go home,
And I was like, "you're not fired."
Like, "it's okay. We're gonna talk about this."
Yeah, if you think she works for you, that's totally fine.
She would never work for me with what-- the way she acts.
That's totally your choice, but-- so, she just said...
"reign..."
She's like, "boy, you're a liar."
And I was like, "excuse me?
You're gonna call a five-year-old a liar?"
-Yeah. She definitely shouldn't say that. -Oh, crazy.
But she told me that, you know, if you would've tapped her
And said, "hey, can we not talk about this, like,
-In a very public restaurant?" -anyone can say...
No one was list-- hearing how loud I was talking, though.
I was talk-- said it very quietly.
Okay, I don't want to talk about this with you,
'cause you obviously don't get it.
-Yeah. -I like her, so she's not getting fired.
-I like to keep my staff for a long time. -Keep her.
-Yeah, I don't care. Keep her. -So that's how I feel.
She will not ever be around my kids.
Kourtney, you can't even keep a nanny.
Kim, shut the (bleep) up, honestly.
The way you're talking is wild.
Kim is throwing out all these jabs,
Like, intentionally to hurt my feelings.
None of which were even true.
Like, throwing out random lies about my own stuff.
I think that was just, like, really, really hurtful
Coming from my sister.
You keep projecting all your bull(bleep) onto me.
Kim: I have none.
Hey, kim, look in the mirror.
-I do every five minutes. -In the middle.
-Khloe: My gosh, it smells so good. -You see the vibe?
-Tristan: See the vibe in here? -I smell the vibes.
These are cute labels.
Tristan: Yeah. Yeah, I thought about it one morning
When I woke up.
He's just copying the things that I do and I like.
So I'm a little confused.
Kim: Look, I know it was hurtful that I said that to her,
Probably, that she can't keep an employee,
But you just have to realize,
When you treat people like that...
It's not that I believe (bleep). I believe both of them.
-With her... -I think I should go check on her.
-Yeah, you should. -'cause she's gonna...
But, like, maybe can you have my back a little bit?
Say, "kim..."
Khloe: 90% of these fights
Escalate because we start throwing insults,
Getting negative.
Energy is so infectious and contagious.
And if everyone is in this house with a negative,
Heavy, disgusting energy, it's just gonna infect all of us.
Kourt? You okay? Aw, don't cry.
-I didn't know you were crying. -No, it's just (bleep) up.
She's just that person that uses
The, like... Like, (bleep) against you.
It's just, like, that's the stuff
That makes me question, like:
Why would you treat your family like that?
It's so (bleep) up.
Like, you want to, like, portray me in this way
That's, like, not even true.
It's just bizarre.
I just, I can't be around that energy right now.
Kourtney: This is the exact problem within the family
That's, like, this unnecessary fighting
And constant negativity.
It's just such a bad quality.
It's not the energy I need to be around,
Which is-- that's when I, like, remove myself.
-Like, why would I want to be around that? -And that's, like, that's great,
If you're able to do that.
And it's easier for me to say 'cause I'm not the one
-In the m-- like, involved right now. -Yeah.
But maybe someone has to-- if that's how you feel
And you've experienced for years, I think it's okay
To say that calmly so someone hears you.
I don't know. It's just, I can't be around that energy.
Like, personally cannot be around that.
♪ ♪
Scott: (gasps) pen-- no!
So, p...
I think we moved out of here when you were born,
But this is where mason was born, and we lived here.
Scott: I thought it would be really, really important
For the kids to see the house
That their mom and dad first started their love affair.
-Mwah. -Love you.
I love you. I love you.
We had such an amazing time
Living in a townhouse with khloe.
Oh, my god!
Scott: Those were really big moments in our lives,
And I'm happy the people were nice enough,
That live there now, to let us on in and cruise around.
All right. Come on, guys. Let's go look.
-Dad, are we sleeping here? -You want to sleep here, reign?
-Yeah. -And stay here?
Yeah, I want to sleep here today.
-Okay. Yeah... -Kim: Oh, my gosh.
-Look at how cute this is. -Scott: We're all up here.
Kim: Oh, my gosh. I remember this.
Scott: So... Khloe lived in here.
Reign: What is that?
But we never saw her.
She would never come out of her room.
She would just burn candles and sit in here all day,
Very similar to, like, what you would, mase.
And then, this was your room.
Koko moved out, and you moved into here.
-Hey. -Hello, hello.
-What are you doing? -Getting this room put together.
Oh, that's cute, with the animals there
-And the blanket. -What do you-- what about the whole crib is all done?
Oh, no way.
Just wanted you to be happy.
Thank you. It makes me happy. (chuckles)
Scott: Honestly, this was one of the best times of our lives,
When we lived here.
-It was so easy and chill. -Reign, let go.
And, look, this was auntie kourtney's room.
Scott: This was mommy and daddy's.
A lot of good times in here, guys.
I love you, little one.
-I love you. -And I love you, little-little one.
Oh, my gosh. I remember this closet.
Scott: The bathroom has changed.
-Kim: This is cool. -Scott: Yeah, they redid it.
-Kim: Yeah. -Reign: Saint, come in here with me.
Scott: Oh, it's pimped out.
It's nice. Reign, get out of there.
-Reign: Why? -You can't go in people's closets.
Reign: Is there creepy monsters?
-Mase, go easy on him. -Mase, come on, be gentle.
Kim: Let's go downstairs and look.
Scott: Come on. One time, mom got mad at me
And got all my clothes and threw it off of here.
-Reign: Mase! -Mase, stop messing with him.
-(crying) -okay, guys.
Let's look-- oh, the kitchen's all nicely redone now.
-Reign: Dad, I want a snack. -A snack? No, no, no.
Man, this does bring back a lot of memories.
Hey, stop, mason.
Kim: Yeah, guys. No-no fighting.
Scott: The kids aren't really grasping this condo
Because they were just too young.
Kim: So, I definitely think that we need to just
Finish up our house tour a little bit early.
-(chuckles) -I think it meant more to scott and I
-Than them, to be honest. -(tongue clicks)
N-no! No!
Scott: I think we're gonna have to come up with something
A little bit more impactful for the kids.
So, I'm thinking now sitting them down
And showing them all the highlights,
Going out through the years, of stuff with them.
That will be impactful, and that they'll understand
And that they'll actually take in.
I want a snack.
When we get back to the house, I'll g-- I'll make you...
No, there's snacks here.
-We can't take their snacks. -Kim: Okay, let's go.
We just wanted you to see it.
We wanted you to see this gorgeous place.
-I loved seeing it. -I loved seeing it, too.
Brought back so many memories.
-Hey. I'm gonna get out of here. -Kiddo.
Ooh, kourtney. It's from mom.
-I love you guys. -Mom, you're so lame!
Kim: Kourt?
Kourtney: Yeah.
Hey.
I... I haven't seen you, so I just wanted to
Come over and talk to you.
I'm sorry for arguing with you and bringing up
A whole bunch of other stuff that just didn't have to do with
The fight or, like, the topic of what we were talking about.
Well, I feel like it's like...
Are you just making up a bunch of stuff?
Or, like, are you like...
"she actually was degrading nannies"?
Or are you just, like, spewing out,
Like, bull(bleep) to piss me off?
You all know that we don't let you guys watch the show,
But we broke it down into small clips.
-So if you will... -The big reveal.
-Please watch the feature! -(laughter)
Are you like, "she actually was degrading nannies"?
Or are you just, like, spewing out,
Like, bull(bleep) to piss me off?
More pissing you off.
Yeah. I don't know why we do that. Like in this family.
-We all do that. -It's, like, really hurtful.
I rememb-- I mean, I definitely used to do it more.
-You were the queen of it. -I mean, I... Yeah.
-I learned it from you. (laughs) -yeah.
But, like, it's like-- and I feel like
I learned it from mom,
And it's almost like just a tone turns
To, like, mean, you know?
Like, on everyone, like, not just you.
-Mm-hmm. -But I'm like, why can't we just say,
Like, "how was your conversation with my nanny?
"I heard that she felt like this.
This is what-- how she said she felt."
Then, and why can't I be like, "oh, really? That's so weird."
Then I wouldn't have meant to, like, say that.
But as a protective mom...
-Yeah. -I don't know.
Why can't the tone just be like that, you know?
-Yeah. -It's just like, it's...
It's just not a good, like, way to be.
Yeah.
Kim: I spent time really thinking about what happened with
Kourtney and my nanny, and I-I completely see both sides.
But I think that I could have handled it better,
And I feel guilty that I contributed to this negativity.
Kourtney: I think, just as a family,
We should definitely, like, work on that.
-You know? -Yeah, we should.
Yeah. It's super negative.
Kourtney: You know, I'm happy that kim came over to talk and that she
Knows that she says things she doesn't mean just to be hurtful.
And I can do it, too, sometimes, so I really
Want to be aware and, like, change it.
I think most of the fights that we have lately, especially
The ones with me and kim, would not get nearly as far
If we just learn to communicate without all this negativity.
Well, thanks for coming to apologize.
-Of course. -I appreciate it.
Fights are our thing.
Yep.
♪ ♪
Alexa, all of those decorative pillows need to just go to...
-The rental? -The rental.
And then I might decide to put some in storage.
-But they just have to go. -Okay.
-I told him next week I'm gonna determine more storage pieces. -Okay.
(line ringing)
Hey, babe. It's you and me.
Oh, yeah, it is. So, how do you feel today?
Honestly, it's so hectic and crazy.
I did not sleep last night.
Khloe: It is my final day in my house,
And it's really, really sad.
I found a rental not too far, right down the street.
Moving just sucks in general.
This was the very first house I bought on my own.
I love this house so much,
And I really feel like I built this amazing fortress.
Uprooting to a completely different house is
Challenging for adults, but especially toddlers.
And I think there's been so much change for true right now,
Getting rid of, you know, the house she was born in.
-True dat! -True-ssle. Oh, my goodness.
Look at your outfit.
Go, true, go!
(both sputtering)
Khloe: I think it would be really nice for her to have
A brother or sister for her to play with and grow up with.
And I am just praying that my next house will
Have more and even better memories.
I have the best memories in this beautiful home.
Oh, my goodness.
What beautiful blessings.
It's all done.
But if we ever get these
New (bleep) houses, I would have my dream pantry.
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Kourtney: Ow.
I just had, like, a sharp pain
-Literally on my vagina. -Khloe: Oh.
Scott: Have you ever had anything like that before?
No. I just think I'm not well.
-My whole body is so sore. -Khloe: You definitely are not well.
So, I was talking to kim because I really, lately, have been
Thinking a lot about negativity in the family.
All of us do it, including myself,
Where it's like, you talk to someone,
Like, as if, like, you should know already.
-Like, you should know better. -Right.
But it's an overall thing of people,
Like, for years, you know?
Right.
Kourtney: I don't think we all realize how much
We bring this negativity.
It's definitely something, now that I'm aware of,
That I really notice, you know,
How often we all do it, including myself.
And I definitely don't want to
Pass it down to my kids.
I genuinely want to be more aware of it, too.
That kind of stuff, always tell me, like, in the moment,
So I can-- I like to know, so I don't want to act like that.
Kourtney: Yeah. I feel like we should have
A negativity jar, and whenever someone is negative...
-Put money in it. -Yeah.
Khloe: I absolutely love the new plan kourt suggested.
It's a great visual to make us aware--
Like, really aware-- of how we all can be
-Negative in talk at times. -I think we need to tell mom.
But instead of, like, just making her
Feel uncomfortable, tell everyone and tell kim.
Plus anyone who's at the house.
-Whoever's here. -Right.
Khloe: This is definitely going to be a family exercise.
I mean, we all-- myself included--
We have the ability to be negative.
And, you know, it might stem from my mom a little bit.
So I think we all need to be aware of how we talk,
And we should want to change this behavior.
So we need a jar, a stapler and post-its.
-And a pen. -Tell khloe about penelope.
-The way she packed mason's whole bag up. -It was just ridic--
-She goes, "mase..." -was folding everything.
"I'll-I'll-- you lay down. I'll-I'll pack for you."
She's, like, a literal 80-year-old woman.
She's trapped in a little body.
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-Hello. -Look who it is.
-Oh, my gosh, it smells so good. -You see the vibe?
-Tristan: See the vibe in here? -I smell the vibes.
-Smells so good. -What's up?
Khloe: Where'd you get these candles from?
Uh, I seen on pinterest.
Like, I just woke up one morning, I was like, you know,
I just want to, like, organize everything
A little bit more and...
-He's leveling up. -Yeah.
Grown and sexy vibes.
Oh, my. Grown and sexy vibes.
It's okay. The whole family does it. It's fine.
He came from frat house vibes, so... To see this.
-Khloe: Yeah. I know. -The fridges are looking immaculate.
Oh, the fridges. I was... I was just gonna go check.
Tristan has incredible taste,
But I've been to this house before,
And this is the first time it looked like this.
Like, there's so many things
That are things that I have at my house.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Got all the drinks you need.
Really. These are cute labels.
-What labels? For the chips? -In your pantry.
Yeah, yeah. I thought about it one morning, I woke up...
Are you on my pinterest board?
-Tristan: No. -Yeah, right.
Tristan: You see this?
All the baccarat glasses?
Mm-hmm. Got my, uh, champagne glass.
-What happened? -Those are all my glasses.
-Are they actually? -Mm-hmm.
Tristan: You like how I put the house together?
-Khloe: Yeah, the house looks amazing. -Yeah.
I think I can be an interior person one day.
Don't you think?
Yeah, you would just need, like, a ghostwriter for interior.
-Tristan: Yeah, my pinterest page. -Mm-hmm.
Khloe: I'm a little confused why he just wants
To literally be twins.
I'm not sure what that is.
Like, this house is beautiful.
But that's because so much of it is literally
Just replicas from things that I've done in the past,
Whether it be stuff in cleveland or this calabasas house or...
He's just copying the things that I do and I like.
Did you put lights up there?
Tristan: Yeah. Uh, one day, I was over your house,
And it was dark, so I took a picture.
-All right. -Yeah.
-Khloe came over to my house. -Yeah.
And she's like, "hmm.
This looks familiar." and looked like she's annoyed.
Like she thought you were trying to, like, bite her style
-For, like, yourself? -Bite her, yeah, yeah.
He tries so hard, and he just wants khloe to be happy.
You know, I want to make her comfortable
And get a little mushy with it, so...
-Robert: Kourtney. -Rob: What do you got to say?
Robert: That's what she has to say.
Kris: What do you think today, on mother's day, kourtney?
That it's my mommy's day, and I like it.
Robert: You like it?
Look at these teeth.
Kim: Hi, guys.
-Kim, you're so sexy. -I know.
I said I-- it's just I don't know
When I can ever wear this out.
You should definitely take a good photo outside.
Khloe: Yeah, you look hot to trot.
-I'll take one, if you want. -Khloe: Okay, guys, so...
I'm about to give you a little lecture.
I have this fancy-schmancy jar.
-Negativity jar? -What is that? A negativity jar?
Khloe: Negativity jar.
Kourtney made a point saying, like,
"every time I walk in here, it's negative."
People are like, "what are you wearing?
What'd you do to your hair?" (mumbling)
-Kourtney: Yeah. -So, this is what we're going to do.
Until we're done with this house rental,
We're gonna put in a dollar-- if you only have five,
You put in a five dollar bill.
If you only have a hundred dollar bill,
-That's what goes in here. -So, carry some ones.
Khloe: You're gonna take your bill, and you're going to write
Your name, like "kris,"
Staple it to the bill and put it in here.
So then at the end, whoever has the least amount of names
In here gets all the money.
Khloe: There's nothing wrong with a little family
Attitude adjustment.
We should want to change the narrative and be happy
And have positive things to say about each other.
Like, it's not about the dollar amount.
It's just being aware every time you do something
Or say something that's negative,
Put something in this jar, where you're aware,
"okay, I'm being a (bleep) ass(bleep)
Right now and let's stop."
Hopefully, this will change the tune of this house.
-It's not what you say. It's how you say it. -Kourtney: Yeah.
We'll speak in a way as if, like, "you should know better."
And guess where I learned it.
-Yep. -It's not just you. It's not just you.
-I don't want you to think this is an attack on you... -Yeah, no.
...'cause it's not at all. It's...
Kim does it and kourtney does it and I do it.
It's generational, like, these things,
Then they pass down, which is, like,
-Why I'm trying not to do it with our kids. -Yeah.
Kris: And I don't want to be responsible
For teaching you guys how to be negative.
I don't want to pass it on to my grandchildren.
I noticed that I'm negative when my children point it out.
And I do feel bad about it.
I don't want to be negative nelly, you know?
I want to be a positive person.
So I'm gonna work on that, and hopefully
Get a little bit better with my attitude.
You look beautiful.
-Is there a positivity jar? -Khloe: No, but there should be.
-Why are we only bringing out the negative? -Kris: Yeah.
Why are we being so negative with the negativity jar?
-Exactly. -I think I'm even now.
I was gonna have to wire you money.
I am back to square one.
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Kim: Okay, I'm gonna fly
To oklahoma city in November
To meet julius and to talk to governor stitt.
Jessica: Okay. Just send me the dates.
All right, I'll call you in a little bit. Bye.
-Tristan: What up? -What's going on?
-Just another... Busy day. -Busy. Busy working.
-Making the-- making stuff happen. -It's my side hustle.
-It's a pretty good side hustle. -I know.
You know, most people's side hustle is like, uh,
You know, selling shoes, bubblegum,
But you're just, you know, freeing,
Freeing people that are wrongly, you know,
-Accused and... -I know.
-...Fixing... -It, like, consumes me.
-Yeah. -'cause I want to do, like, so much, you know?
-Yeah. -I literally always have to keep my phone on,
'cause I never know who's, like, gonna call...
-Call-- yeah. -...That, like, can only have one call.
-You know? -Mm-hmm. 'cause you want to help everyone, but it's like,
-You can't, unfortunately. -I know.
You know, um, so, khloe came over to my house...
-Yeah? Yeah? -...The other day.
And she's like, "hmm.
This looks familiar. Hmm."
And she just kept, like, you know, like, kissing her teeth.
-Maybe, like, annoyed. -Like she thought you were trying to, like,
-Bite her style for, like, yourself? -Bite her, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I wanted to, like, replicate her house
To the best of my ability at my place.
-Yeah. -I just want her to feel comfortable, you know?
Totally.
Honestly, just explain it to her.
Like, "listen, I was trying to make this cute for you
"so you felt welcomed and comfortable,
"and you felt like this was, like, an extension
-Of your own home." -yeah. I will.
I will. When I see her, I'll talk to-- I'll bring it up.
Yeah, 'cause, I mean, the way she does her house is nice.
Yeah, exactly.
Kim: I feel bad for tristan.
Like he tries so hard, and he just wants khloe to be happy.
So to copy her stuff at her house,
To bring it into his home, to make her feel comfortable there,
Like, that's the cutest thing ever.
How does she not see that?
You know, I want to-to make her comfortable
And get a little mushy with it, so...
-Yeah. I... -She'll be, you know, soften up on me.
I feel like she will.
-I'll talk to her. -Yeah.
Hopefully, she... She understands.
-She'll be cool. -Yeah. Think so.
♪ ♪
Ladies and gentlemen,
Please put your hands and feet inside the sofa.
I am going to be bringing you through the past.
Now, I think you all know that we have a rule
That we don't let you guys watch the show that we've filmed
For 15 years, but there's so many amazing things
That you guys have experienced while we have filmed.
So we broke it down into small clips
Involving just you kids, so you could see.
Being that the kids seeing the condo
Didn't really hit home with them, kim and I decided,
Since they've been born in front of cameras,
Sitting them down in a movie theater
And showing them all the highlights,
Going out through the years of stuff with them...
I mean, it's basically like the truman show,
So here it is.
So, if you will...
-The big reveal. -Please watch the feature!
Mama!
Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, please watch
The feature!
Kim: Welcome to my family.
I'm kim kardashian.
Kourtney: The princess is in the building.
I'm kourtney. I'm the oldest and the most mature.
Mama!
-(grunts) -don't start...
We're gonna go cheer everyone on...
-Yeah. -...And say hi.
Kourtney: Oh, my god. My water broke.
Kim: Look at mason. He's gonna be born. Look.
Let's get this baby on the road.
Kim: Kourtney's acting like nothing is wrong.
She isn't even crying. I'm crying.
She looks lost. Oh, my god.
-Kim: Watch this. -Kourtney: Aw.
-Kourtney: There's mason! -Kim: There's mason!
No, watch.
I don't want to see.
Kourtney: Look at how little he was.
How is that you?
Kourtney: It's nice to be able
To show the kids so many of their moments
On the show that they don't know about
-'cause they were so young. -(squeals)
All of us were definitely big on
Not wanting to expose the kids to the show
And really wanted them to just have a normal childhood.
But it's so cute and just special that we have,
You know, this footage, and that we can show it to the kids.
-Why are you crying? -(laughs): Why are you?
-I'm not crying. -Scott: Yeah, you are, pene.
-(chuckles) -no. My eyes are watering
-Because it's so disgusting. -(laughs)
Scott (laughs): Oh, yeah. That's what happened.
Kim: To our family...
Who's in my belly?
Look at what I look like, you guys.
(chuckles) I would even...
-Am I gonna come out your belly? -Kourtney: It's the hair.
-Maybe. It's the hair and the makeup. -Yeah.
Going through with this.
I am so excited to meet you.
Dad is on a plane, and it literally lands now.
Khloe: I'm so excited!
Ah! She's coming.
North, it's you.
Kim: I am so excited that we did this.
And I'm happy that we take the time
To really enjoy these memories with our kids.
It was fun to relive all of this.
This just brings back all of the amazing memories
That we've had with them on the show.
This is-- I took northie to israel.
Saint was in my belly there.
It was just a fun experience overall.
-Hello. -Hello.
Can you say "penelope"?
-No. -Oh.
-(laughter) -scott: Can you say "no"?
Ow! P.
(laughs) pene-- ha, ha, ha.
-Yep. She got sick and tired of it. -Mommy.
-Can you say "love you"? -(babbles): Love you.
-Aw. -(laughs)
Scott: You know, I think it's unbelievable
And so funny to see the kids see
What they've been missing for all these years.
-Penelope meets mason. -Kim: Doesn't get any better than this.
-Kourtney: Her name's penelope. -Mason: No.
-Her name is sister. -Okay. -Oh.
Scott: There's no way they remembered half these things.
But for them to see it and get a kick out of it
Is always what I wanted at the end,
When we did show them what was going on.
-(grunts) -(kourtney chuckles)
I love you.
And I think, for me,
It brought back a ton of amazing memories
When life was much more simple,
Just being together and raising our family.
And I really do value that more than
Probably anything else in the world.
(laughter)
(kim whoops)
-And that's it, ladies and gentlemen. -(applause)
Kim: That was so cute.
Guys, what did you think of our keeping up with the kardashians
Scott: Guys, that was just a little peek inside the show.
And maybe, in a couple more years,
We'll show you a little bit more.
I'm pretty sure you guys liked what you saw.
(cheering, applause)
Help me. I'm stranded in a car in this beautiful life.
-Y'ello? -Hey.
-Look at him, taking pictures of stuff. -What are you doing?
I was taking pictures of the wallpaper.
I'm gonna change it out.
-Switch it up. -(laughs) stop.
-I'm-a switch it up. -(laughs)
You know, something that looks more, like, you know, chic.
-Oh, my. -With a masculine touch.
Khloe: Good one.
Um, hopefully, I didn't offend you by copying
A lot of your ideas.
I wanted to make sure you felt comfortable
For you and true, so...
I'm sorry if it came off that I was annoyed or whatever.
I'm really not. It was so cute.
-I was just confused. -Mm-hmm.
I wanted to surprise you. You didn't expect that,
-So I wanted to show you... -No, I didn't.
It's really cute that you, like, pay attention
And that you listen or you, like...
I don't know, were doing the things that I like.
Thank you.
Tristan is so sweet and so thoughtful.
And doing all these things and, you know,
Trying to make true and myself
Comfortable and just feel more at home,
When we're not at the rental home,
It's such a huge, selfless gesture.
And I-I mean, it makes me really happy.
Tristan: You know, I just try to be as available as I can be
For khloe and true.
Obviously, for khloe, sometimes it drives her a little crazy.
But, um, I want you to feel comfortable when you come over.
-Thank you. -I want you to be comfortable when you and true come over.
You know?
I got you. We're a team.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh.
-So, so good. -Yeah.
It's a very inviting energy.
Kenny is turning 25. Mom's turning 65.
I'm gonna style 65 looks for her.
-Khloe: This one's turning 40. -That's a lot of big birthdays.
If I fail, then it's like, what was the point?
Months ago, I took the baby bar.
I spent six weeks, ten to 12 hours a day, studying.
You need a 560. You literally had...
Sainty just tested positive for covid.
Trying to not freak anyone out, but I'm just really worried.
North is saying she's feeling sick.