Kylie: Hi! Did you have
-So much fun down there? -Yeah!
-You're so sandy. -Kim: Stormi, did you go to the beach?
-Kylie: You went to the beach? -Stormi: Yeah.
Kylie: Look, kiki just asked if you went to the beach.
-I was on the beach. -Did you see, uh, dolphins?
No. No dolphins.
Did you see a whale?
No whales.
Did you see fishies?
-Yeah. -Kylie/kim: You did?
-I was in the ocean. -What color were the fishies?
The fishies were in the ocean.
-What color were they? -(speaks indistinctly)
Kylie: I want to show you my car.
-Okay. Should we go see? -Mm-hmm.
♪ ♪
-Kylie: So I made this, like, a year ago. -Okay.
But I did the whole thing pink.
Kim: Oh, my god!
Kylie: Stormi's mom.
-Kim: So cute. -Kylie: I know.
-Kim: It's, like... -'cause I'm not, like, a pink car girl,
But I always wanted to live out my fantasy.
But this is so cool.
But, like, rolls-royce, they only do one color pink,
And it's, like, all factory.
-So they only do this color pink. -Yeah.
And it's, uh, very pepto.
-It is. In the best way. -But in the sun...
I love it.
♪ ♪
-Kourtney: Yeah. -Kris: I had an alfred coffee today.
-Like, from the shop? -I didn't realize there was a place
-In studio city. -Yeah. On laurel?
-I don't know. I sent someone. -Yeah, it's on laurel.
I get the iced matcha.
Um, I'm calling kim.
Why are you calling kim?
Because I want to talk to both of you guys
At the same time, because I need some advice.
-(line rings) -kim: Hello.
-Kris: Hi. Hi. -Hi.
So, I wanted to talk to you and kourtney at the same time,
Because I have an idea,
And I just wanted you guys to tell me if I'm crazy or not.
-Okay. -Um, so I got a call
-From caitlyn's friend sophia, -yeah.
And she told me that she's a little concerned about caitlyn,
Because she's looking for something more
To do with her career.
She was like, "well, you know, if you have any ideas,"
And then we started talking about things.
But I just don't know, am I gonna want to...
Go down this road?
Kourtney: Sophia...
Is caitlyn's good friend who lives with her.
And, you know, I'm not surprised
That sophia called my mom for advice,
Because my mom obviously was managing caitlyn
For 20-something years.
But I am surprised that my mom is entertaining it,
Because, you know, her and caitlyn have had
Kind of a rocky relationship the past few years.
Kim: You know, I read the vanity fair as well,
And I think that there's some things that you said
That you might not realize are hurtful.
Kim: It starts off by saying,
"I didn't really want to meet her,
"'cause she was just a beverly hills shopper.
"and then when I found out she was flawed
And had four kids, I was interested."
Kim: You've got the fame, but you're losing your family.
Kris: I don't think that I realized how deeply
The vanity fair article coming out would affect me.
It's just too much.
Kim: Ever since everything kind of happened,
I think it's, like, really kind of a big deal that,
You know, she's reaching out to you for advice,
'cause she obviously knows you're,
You know, the best at that.
And I think, you know, it's a really good way
For you to heal, also.
It could be therapeutic for you to, like, talk to caitlyn
And give her advice on her career.
Kris: When sophia called me
And asked me about it, I...
You know, just needed to digest it.
I needed to think about it and sort of process the request.
Kourtney: I think it's also understandable
If you still are, like, healing
Or, like, feel a certain way.
Like, we understand that, too.
But I do think it's obviously, like,
Being a big person to help.
Kim: You know, I think my mom
Just is, you know, still, inside, super traumatized.
And that's okay.
You know, her experience is her experience,
And we all have to be there for her,
And there's no, you know, time limit
That can be put on her
For her to feel completely comfortable again.
Kris: Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
All right, guys, well, thanks for your input.
Kim: Okay, bye.
♪ ♪
Kourtney: Hi, guys.
Sam: Hi.
-Sarah: Hello. -Okay, so,
How do you guys feel about the store, first of all?
Sarah: Michelle and I already spoke about this,
But I'm excited to see what actually performs for us.
Like, what we sell.
'cause I think that that can dictate
A lot of what type of products we make ourselves.
It's always better not to invest
-Our own money. -Yeah.
Kourtney: Because of this pandemic,
My poosh team has been working remotely.
Sarah, where are you?
Santa ynez? It looks so nice.
Kourtney: Sarah is one of my best friends from high school, and she is
The chief content officer at poosh.
Sam is also one of my best friends,
And she is a part of our ad sales team.
So, how many new products do we think that we'll, like,
-Add each month? -I don't think we have a definite plan. May...
That would be a good question for ari, though.
-Maybe, like, with, like, past experience. -For ari, yeah.
Kourtney: It's been hard for us.
We had two events planned for the year,
And that... Those both had to be canceled,
And we ended up...
Doing a virtual festival.
And so we've been just figuring out
New ways to keep doing business online
As much as we can from being at our homes.
-Sarah: We done? -Yeah.
-Good. I have to pee so bad. -Okay.
-Kourtney: Okay. -Thanks, guys.
-Bye, guys. Love you all. -Bye!
-Miss your faces!
Bye!
Robert: Who's this over here? What do you think?
-(speaks indistinctly) -that's it, huh?
Jolly good, jolly good indeed.
Rob: Jolly good.
-Khloe: Hey, keeks. Look at auntie kiki! -Kim: Hi! Hi, choo-choo!
-Hi. -Do you want to give auntie kiki a hug?
(gasps) can I get a hug? 'cause I miss you.
-Oh, thank you. -Khloe: Say, "bye. Love you."
-Bye. Love you. -Say, "bye, auntie kiki."
Bye.
Did you feel the earthquake last night?
Khloe: The one that we all texted about?
Kris: Yeah. You guys are gonna think I'm crazy.
The earthquake happened, right?
And I came out of the room
To come out here and see if, like, the water was moving,
Or, you know, what was happening on the coast.
-It was dark, pitch black. -Mm-hmm.
Middle of the night, and there were lights out there
That were very, very unusual.
When I looked around to see if anybody was back here,
And I looked back out-- gone.
As if it didn't happen.
-It was probably... -Oh, my god. No. It was aliens.
I know for sure. Aliens.
I'm never spending the night here again.
I actually saw a ufo years ago.
-You saw a ufo? -Yeah. So, I'm driving down the hill,
And these two things are just hovering.
Look how it's moving so slowly.
-Yeah. -Then it just... Disappears.
Kim: It's not aliens.
But they were hovering for how long?
Don't tell me that's a plane.
I don't know, khloe.
Khloe: Strange things always happen to me,
'cause I'm open to them.
Whether it be spirits, whether it be...
Like, seeing ufos.
I'm very excited that my mom is seeing ufos,
'cause although she doesn't really know what she's seen,
But I just think it's cool,
And I'm just so intrigued and fascinated.
Do you think I saw a ufo?
-Kim: No. -Same.
Khloe: Well, I have, and I'm going to prove it.
-(kris slurring on video) -why do you show my drunk videos?
-(slurring indistinctly) -(laughter)
I spent two hours calling my team to, like, check in
And, like, see how everything's doing.
All of them inundate me with their, like, drama
-About each other. -What did she say? I'm dying to know.
"I don't appreciate the vibe of this text chain,
So I'm out."
Kim: I think my mom has just definitely had her fair share
Of hurt in this relationship with caitlyn.
I don't know if mom has any more to give.
Scott: Right. That could open up
A whole new door of problems.
♪ ♪
-What are you drinking? -A margarita.
Do you want a sip?
-Mm, mm-mm. -You might need one.
I don't want one.
(facetime ringing)
-Hi. -Hi.
-How are you? -Pretty good, pretty good.
I have a big... I don't know, it's not an obsession,
But I have, like, I definitely believe in extraterrestrials
And ufos and usos and all that kind of stuff.
And tristan is kind of new to this whole experience with me.
He probably thinks I'm a little crazy.
-But that's okay. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Khloe: I've done a lot of research,
Ever since my mom claims she saw a ufo in malibu.
And I found out about this ufo expert.
I sent him the link, I kind of get him involved.
My friend group, we usually just talk about sports and music,
So when you sent me the five-page ufo article,
I tried to skim through it, but I'm a big evidence guy,
-So seeing the pictures... -As most people are.
Most people would love some evidence.
One thing about a woman, sometimes they change your mind.
-Wow. -Wow.
Khloe: In this area?
-Oh, yeah. -Wow.
Yeah. That's where I was getting a lot of reports
Of ufos over the water, and even more usos.
-I mean, we're talking 70, 80 at least. -Oh, my gosh.
There's apparently some usos;
-Underwater submergible... -What's a uso?
-I was about to tell you. -Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
Unidentified submergible objects.
-Oh, this is my sister kourtney. -Hi.
This is preston.
He's telling us all about ufos and usos.
-Here is a map of all the sightings. -Oh, my gosh.
-Wow, that's a lot over there.
What would you recommend if I wanted to see one?
I would say, you know, anywhere from 9:00 to, like, 3:00 a.M.
Get a nice, powerful flashlight,
And send out a mental message,
Because e.T.S are very telepathic.
-Have your camera ready. -Yeah. -Okay.
-I'm excited. -I've done this successfully.
I've brought groups of people out,
-And they've come down, so... -Khloe: Wow.
I love all the information I'm receiving,
And I actually really appreciate how you are
Really full throttle into this, and I appreciate that.
So I think we should go on a ufo/uso hunt.
Tristan: If we do see
Alien life-form or someone flying in the air,
That'd be pretty cool. I mean,
It depends on how close he is. If he was too close, then I'm...
Then I'm gonna have to... No, probably not gonna fight him.
-Probably gonna run the other way. -(laughing): Okay.
Come on. Bring it on, e.T.
Khloe: Now I am getting an urge to do this,
And I'm so grateful that you did take your time
-To sit and talk with us today. -Tristan: Yes. Thank you.
-Khloe: Um... -Kourtney: Thank you.
-Well, again, thank you so much. -Once I thought
I had a ufo video, and it was a paparazzi drone.
(khloe scoffs)
You can tell, 'cause these things will hover.
They're silent. They'll dart around.
They'll flash colored lights.
-You'll know. Yup. -Khloe: Well, I'm excited.
And thank you for giving us this surge of energy
To continue our quest for ufos.
♪ ♪
Khloe: Kourtney, you've got to try this
-Empanada thing. -I'm dying to.
I'm just gonna eat my lunch first.
That cake is your lunch?
I just... No, I want... I'm-I'm done with the cake.
-Oh, I was gonna say. -Scott: Bring in the cake.
I don't really feel like sweet potato.
So I spent two hours calling my team
To, like, check in and, like, see how everything's doing.
All of them inundate me with
Their, like, drama about each other.
If you even knew each person, what they were saying.
I decided to check in with everybody at poosh
To see how everyone's doing.
I called each person individually, and
It really just felt like
Everyone was venting to me. Like,
I shouldn't even be bothered with this kind of stuff.
I got in a fight with sam hyatt yesterday. I have to tell you.
-Stop. -If you knew the way
She spoke to me yesterday, you would be...
You wouldn't even believe it.
What did she say? Dying to know. Like, an example.
-Like... -Just give me one.
I was trying to be... 'cause they're all like,
"I feel like I don't know what's going on with the team."
"I feel like this," "I feel like that," and all this stuff.
So I'm, like, maybe they want to, like...
And I feel like they're, like... They want me and, like,
My attention, so I'm, like, trying to be nice. I said,
"hey, guys, I'd love to invite you.
"Friday, let's sit in a circle
"at a social distance.
We'll get the sandwiches that we like."
-Scott: Poosh meeting? -Yeah. "and then we'll like...
-We can have our meeting in person." -khloe: Right.
Like, the questions that start coming.
Like, "I can't make it to west hollywood on Friday."
Then someone else: "I can't make it on Friday.
-I'm going camping." -oh, my. How unprofessional.
They push... I'm so nice, nice, nice, nice.
Then they pushed me over the edge to where
I said, "reminder, guys, that Friday is a work day.
Please make yourselves available."
Then someone else writes, "I can't make it. I also need
"more notice with three kids and no help right now,
And I don't appreciate the vibe of this text chain, so I'm out."
-Scott: Why the...? Wait. This is a workweek. -Then she removes herself.
Then she removes herself from the conversation.
-No, but you're her boss, right? -Scott: That's what I said.
Kourtney: I'm her boss.
You do not speak to your boss like that.
Khloe: Kourtney-- she's hired a lot of her long-term friends,
And not that there's anything wrong with that,
But sometimes it's really hard
To separate work relationships and friend relationships.
And sometimes lines could get crossed.
Like, someone has to always be in, like, boss mode,
And someone always should be in employee mode during work hours.
After that, it's a free-for-all, hang out.
So I just think-- ooh-- that could be a very blurred line.
-Kourtney, lay down the law. -Kourtney: I am.
'cause they're gonna walk all over you, and they're gonna...
What's it called when you take over the kingdom?
-Hi. -Kourtney: Overthrown!
Khloe: They're gonna overthrow you!
Don't let them overthrow you!
I wrote her on the side, and I said,
"I will absolutely not be spoken to that way."
And she goes, "neither will I."
But, like, you're gonna speak to me like that
In front of my whole team? And then I go,
"it's not appropriate to speak to me like that
In front of our entire team." she goes, "I agree.
"you shouldn't speak to people like that, either,
In front of our team."
Scott: Wow.
Kourtney: For my friend and employee
To, like, disrespect me on a group chat
In front of all my other employees--
It was just not okay.
It sets a tone for the whole team
And for how they think they can treat me.
I need to set some rules
And to, like, really lay down my boundaries.
It's gonna be professional,
-'cause they're all crossing major boundaries. -Right.
Khloe: Tristan and I
Are on a ufo/uso watch.
-Wait. You saw that. -No, I definitely saw that.
-Hundred percent. -Oh, my god, I... Oh, my god!
-I'm done for the night, you guys. -My mom told me not
To go look for things that don't bother you.
Oh, my god, that was so (bleep) crazy.
Kourtney: Okay, so is everyone fine sitting
-At this table? -I'm fine with it. -Yes.
Kourtney: I really felt like it was
Important for the team to get together in person
So I can set some rules and kind of guidelines and just
Not be so accessible to the team.
♪ ♪
Khloe: Can I have a minty?
-Of course, baby girl. -Oh.
Minty fresh your mouth.
Thank you.
Okay.
That was so dreamy. (laughs)
Tristan: So what is this? Where-where are we going?
It's a mountain trail...
-Mm-hmm. -...Where there are these, like,
Rock monuments basically that
People think the only way these got here are from aliens.
"the first rock you will discover on the
-Mishe mokwa trail is..." -mishe mokwa.
-"...Is balancing rock."
-(sighs) -it's balancing a rock?
-Tristan? -Yeah.
Its-its name is "balancing rock."
Oh.
-Okay. All right. -Okay.
-We're good? Okay, we're good. -Yeah, we're good.
Khloe: Malibu has
Actually attracted a ton of ufo sightings.
And then, when I was researching,
I found out about this trail,
And this trail's supposed to have amazing alien energy.
And I am so excited. Again.
Hiking, aliens-- what's better?
-With warning. -Mm-hmm.
I have been told
You might get crazy dreams after this.
-Might get crazy dreams? Hmm. -Yes.
Tristan: Khloe gave me an invite.
I think I was the last person on her address book
That she asked to come join her on this hike.
But at the end of the day, it's quality time.
And it's exercise. It's cardio.
I'm not playing basketball right now,
So if I can get some extra cardio,
Beside-beside a beautiful woman like this,
I'm gonna jump at the opportunity.
Khloe: Do you feel anything weird?
-Let me know... -Khloe: If you're getting, like,
Bright lights in your face, or if you feel
Like you're gonna faint, anything like that.
Yeah. No, I don't feel... Do you feel anything?
-I... -Do you feel supernatural powers?
No, but I'm sort of supernatural myself.
-Yeah. -So maybe I'm exempt.
Okay, we're looking for the balancing rock.
Tristan: All right, balance rock.
Okay, that rock up there, that individual piece--
It's, like, up like this right in front of us.
It's big.
-(laughs softly) -hmm?
Take this...
(laughing): And look at the (bleep)
-Lone rock... There. -What do you mean "lone rock"?
-It's a cliff. It's all rock. -Like, okay.
Find it and stay
-In that position, and I'll look. -You're six-ten.
-I'm five-ten. -Yeah, I'm gonna come down to your height.
And I'm gonna do-- so, yeah, you find it.
-Here. I'll hold-hold it. -Just, just...
We would die if we were left here.
-Okay, here. -Don't move.
One, two, three.
Are you just doing this to get close to me?
-I... (mutters) -did you see it?!
-Did you see it? -You're literally showing me
-That thing up there where's it's, like... -That's what
-I'm talking about. -That rock with the break.
The break is right there. Yeah, 'cause you're saying that rock.
-That's it. -Yeah, 'cause you're saying,
Like, how is that little thing holding up that rock?
So they think an alien put a rock right there.
We call that, in a school, "erosion."
Khloe: I will say I think this is one of the most
-Beautiful trails. -No, it's nice, yeah.
And for that, I'm so thrilled I did this.
I thought this was gonna be different, like, alien-wise.
So our search for aliens and alien energy
Didn't go as planned, which was kind of a bust,
-And I know khloe's a little disappointed. -Well, it...
I think this is all great.
I'm not that impressed, though.
-But, like-like, it's cool. -Mm-hmm.
And yes, I do. I think it's weird that these rocks
Made it on top of each other like that, but you never know.
It could have fallen from--
I don't know-- a cliff up a-above
And that's just how it landed. I have no idea.
We'll just have to try again,
And if not, try for a (bleep) third time.
Caw-caw!
-I think you have to yell, like... -Oh.
(echoes): Hello.
Oh, there it is.
Khloe (echoes): We come in peace!
(echoes): We come in peace!
-Oh, there you go. -I heard...
-"peace. Peace. Peace." -"peace."
♪ ♪
Kim: I really like that sweatshirt.
-"kim is my lawyer"? -Scott: I really like that sweatshirt.
-Khloe: I know. -Kim: I like yours.
We all support each other. You're wearing good american?
'cause she's wearing talentless, I'm wearing "kim is my lawyer."
-Yeah. -Yeah, you better say "yeah."
Kim: Um, you guys, so sophia called mom
To try to connect her and caitlyn,
And to try to get them on the phone
To get some business advice.
Khloe: I mean, mom's the one to get advice from,
For sure, but I don't...
I don't know where mom's headspace is at.
Scott: So, like, at this point,
What's everybody's relationship like with cait
-And sophia? -Kim: I mean, I talk
-To caitlyn every once in a while. -Yeah.
Definitely, like, super supportive
And checks in and stuff like that.
-Yeah. And then, what about you, khlo? -But I just... I'm so busy.
I think I talk to sophia very seldomly,
And cait's probably, like, every blue moon.
But there's not like...
It's just 'cause we're busy, and it's covid.
-It's... Not like... There's no beef. -Kim: Yeah.
I just feel like, you know that's...
That whole dynamic has been through so much.
And I think it's taken mom a really long time to get
To where she is now emotionally
And how she feels about everything.
But I don't know if mom has any more to give, or if mom,
-Emotionally could handle that. -Right.
That could open up a whole new door of problems.
Kim: I think my mom has just definitely had her
Fair share of hurt in this relationship with caitlyn.
You know, she has a hard time getting over things,
And it's completely understandable.
Khloe: I don't have any idea where mom's
Headspace is with caitlyn or herself or sophia. I don't.
Um, so, I don't know.
I don't know if she's even ready for that conversation.
Kim: I don't know, but I think that it is
A decision that she needs to make on her own.
Honestly, mom and I have not spoken about
Where she stands with cait,
Like, in a long time, 'cause I...
It's just better to not talk about it.
So I don't know if this is, like, triggering for her, or...
-I don't know. -Well, it's definitely going
-To be triggering. -I would think.
Or is she's at the place that she's just like,
-"you know, kumbaya. Who cares?" -scott: Yup.
-Kumbaya. -(laughing): Kim liked that one.
Kim: I did.
-(chuckles) -what the (bleep) are you staring at so hard?
It's just funny that you're rolling around.
Oh, my god, this is my jam.
You-- oh, you weren't with us in turks.
-Mm-mm. -Couldn't get off this bad boy.
(creaking)
Scott: Whoa. You're good.
You're real good.
♪ ♪
-Khloe: Can I hold your arm like this? -Tristan: Of course.
-Hold my arm forever. -Oh, (bleep).
Thank you.
You sure? For the steps, you need me or you're good?
No, I got it now.
Now I'm leaving you
-High and dry. -(chuckles)
True's with her cousins tonight. She's all handled.
Because tristan and I are on a ufo/uso watch.
(mimicking ufo buzzing)
-(khloe whooshing) -luke,
-I am your father. -(hoarsely): I am your father.
Aah!
We are gonna be out here all night long.
We have lasers. We have flashlights.
We are good to go.
And I am determined to find a ufo.
Oh, my god. Write your name in the sky.
Maybe they'll know.
I'm-a sign it.
Well, for her attire,
She had a metallic bodysuit,
Which I loved that she had on.
But I didn't-- I definitely didn't get the memo.
-But I guess... -Did you want one?
-Um, not the one that you had. -Oh, got it.
'cause the one you had just was perfect for you.
-The way, you know, it hugs your body is beautiful. -Uh-huh. I got it.
Take me as I am!
Don't say that. That's scary.
Tristan: You see anything?
Khloe: No.
Oh, we might have action.
Saw something over here.
-Right around here. -That's a plane.
Don't flash the plane.
So far... (sighs)
Nothin'.
(grunts)
-(yawns) -here, you stake out now,
And I'm gonna just, like...
-Take a nap? -Yeah.
We'll just go 20 and 20, okay?
♪ ♪
Tristan.
-Tristan. You guys. I'm not kidding. Look. -Hmm? Hmm?
-Wake up, wake up. Come here. -I'm up. What? What? What?
-Oh, my god. Get my (bleep) phone. -What?
-Look. Look, look. -What? Oh, (bleep).
-Oh. Oh, (bleep). -Wait, where the (bleep) did it go?
I see two very silent hovering lights.
I mean, it's pitch-black over this ocean,
So I literally cannot see a thing.
But I see hovering lights. Dead silent.
I have no idea how the (bleep) this thing is flying.
-Wait, you saw that. -No, I-I definitely saw that.
-Hundred percent. -Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
-No, no, I'm getting out of here. No, nope, nope. -No, I'm feel like...
-My heart is racing. -Let's go. Nah, screw this.
That was some wild (bleep). That was an emergency.
Should've pulled your phone out.
Khloe: Listen, I know we were there to document it,
But I sort of panicked.
-I'm done for the night, you guys. -My mom told me not to go
Looking for things that don't bother you.
-I am done. -I'm out of here.
Bye, guys. Thank you, guys.
Oh, my god, that was so (bleep) crazy.
-How are you? -Well, hi!
Kris: Hi! What are you guys doing?
-(chuckles): Yeah? -Sophia: You know?
Kris: Yeah?
I can't believe kris is on the phone with caitlyn
And just... Almost like nothing has ever changed.
So, I'm talking to caitlyn. I'm like, "what can we do?"
-She doesn't want us to go into her class with her. -Stop it.
-Khloe: Can I walk you to... -Robert: She doesn't. Okay.
Well, what about you, khloe? Can we go to your class?
Yeah.
♪ ♪
Khloe: Oh... My... God.
-Hi. -Did you guys miss...
-A night of a lifetime. -What?
-Guess what. -What?
Me, tristan, tristan and I,
We saw-- thank you...
(whispers): Ufos.
Ufos?
-Where? Where? -We saw it out front.
We were there for hours.
And, like, tristan fell asleep, 'cause we were taking shifts.
He fell asleep. While he was sleeping,
I was just kind of, like, in a daze, exhausted.
Then I see these two flying things, somewhat close.
I just saw this thing, like, blinking.
I'm telling you, there's something to this.
They were gone as soon as I woke tristan up.
I was like, "get your phone, get your phone."
-I woke tristan up, and... -Oh, so you didn't get it
-On video or... -No, but it was a whole thing.
The guy even said, "get your camera ready."
But he said, sometimes, cameras or phones,
They'll just, like, shut off.
Did your phone shut off?
No, I couldn't open my phone in time.
It's, like, a password.
-Mm... -I don't have face recognition.
♪ ♪
No one ever believes me.
I hate when people don't believe me,
And it happens at least once a day.
-I believe you. I-I believe you. -So they're lying. Yeah.
-No, we're good. -I think your family doesn't believe you because,
-You know, maybe 'cause you just, like... -We're good.
-I'm telling the truth. -...You-you wander
With a lot of different things
That are not just regular for people.
-So I think maybe it's like... -Huh.
Maybe they just question a little bit.
But I believe you. I be-- I believe you.
What if only special people get to see them?
You-- then it would make sense,
-'cause you're very special. (chuckles) -kourtney: Yeah.
-Oh, thank you. -(chuckling): You are very,
-Very, very special. -Not sure how to take that,
-But okay. -Cute little bunny.
♪ ♪
(birds chirping)
Kris: So, I heard you sold the house.
-Thankfully, yeah. Took a while, that one. -Yay.
-Yeah. That scared me a little bit. -Same.
But what's great is now I'm starting
The other one next door, and I know the difference.
I'm building 10,000 feet.
Subterranean. Bowling alley underneath.
Build a white house.
What, with black windows?
No. Everyone does black windows.
It's just-- it's too specky.
Just traditional, beautiful white house.
It'll sell in two minutes.
I'll-I'll show you a house.
Okay. You send me over some inspo.
(phone rings)
Hi, guys!
-How are you? -Well, hi!
Kris: Hi! What are you guys doing?
-(chuckles): Yeah? -Sophia: You know?
Yeah?
Sophia: Kris, I'm wondering,
You know, we're both kind of, like, going crazy.
And it's like... Business is, like--
All the public speaking and stuff is just kind of...
(mimics chop) since there's no events.
And so I'm talking to caitlyn.
I'm like, "what can we do?"
You know, youtube is a great idea,
Because there's so much content that you can create
To make it something where it can be different all the time.
And you can have a source of revenue stream.
You can earn a great deal of money
Just based on how many people are tuning in.
Believe me, this is not an easy situation.
But cait really does want my advice.
So I think what cait should do
Is start doing youtubes every day
And really make it about what you're great at.
You don't have to just keep it to speaking.
You can do things like golf,
And you can do a cooking segment.
Caitlyn: Oh, I would love to do that.
I can't believe kris is on the phone with caitlyn
And just... Almost like nothing has ever changed.
Like, her manager hat's right back on.
You know what, sophia, I'll put you in touch with jen
From my office.
And we have a relationship over there with all of them,
And everybody's really great
And really creative
And get you guys hooked into that.
Um, you know, just dealing with all the advertisers
And everything.
Scott: I mean, I think it's a huge step forward
For their relationship.
I mean, you know, there was a time
That they weren't even talking,
No less helping and dealing with work stuff.
But I'm interested if cait
Is gonna be able to take kris's advice,
And I'm also curious if they're gonna be able to have
A working, stable, normal, like, working relationship again.
Caitlyn: Thank you for your input.
Let me know if you want any more ideas about content.
But I think you're on the right path.
I think this is a great idea.
-Scott: Very good. -Yeah. Okay.
You'll have a lot of fun, and you'll fill a lot of time.
Stay out of sophia's hair.
-Yeah. Thank you. -(laughing)
Will do!
-Sophia: Bye-bye. -I feel ya!
Okay. (chuckling)
-Caitlyn/sophia: Bye. -Bye.
♪ ♪
Kourtney: Hi, chi!
Sarah: They are the cutest, um, swimmers
-I've ever seen. -Hi, true.
-Hi! -They're very good swimmers, all of them.
-All three of them were swimming before. It was so cute. -Oh, my gosh.
-You're such a good swimmer! -No, they were swimming on their backs!
-They were backstroking. -Oh, my gosh.
Now, of course, they won't do it.
Kourtney: It's, like, freezing, hot.
-I don't know what it is. -It's cold in the shade
-And it's, like, hot in the sun. -Yeah.
Okay, so is everyone fine sitting at this table?
-Jonathan h.: I'm fine with it. -(others assenting) -'kay.
And we've all had corona testing?
-Yes. -Correct. -Okay.
-Correct. -We have.
Okay, so...
I wanted to talk a little bit about last week.
♪ ♪
I love that I get to work with my good friends,
But I also need to be respected.
And I know that the way that it is right now isn't working.
This is your job.
And I just feel like no one's taking it seriously.
So I really felt like it was important
For the team to get together in person
So I can set some rules and kind of guidelines.
♪ ♪
What are you guys doing?
We discovered extraterrestrial,
So we're gonna send 'em a message.
I got a recorder.
Khloe: It looks like a big white nipple.
Feel free to, like, you know,
-Holla back. -We just wanted you to know
That we come in peace. If you're gonna abduct anyone,
We have a couple names and addresses to give you.
(laughing)
♪ ♪
Kourtney: Okay, so...
I wanted to talk a little bit about last week.
I want to put some boundaries in place.
I cannot engage with the conversations anymore
Of, like, what everyone's, like, personal drama.
And the other day, when I wrote that thing
About trying to do something nice by saying,
"let's get together. Since we haven't seen each other,
Let's, like, get our meeting in place," you know,
And then everybody's, like, writing back
A hundred different things.
Like, I will never try to organize something again.
I will have my assistant organize it.
You guys can all write her back with your stuff,
And she can deal with it.
My brain needs to focus on bigger things,
Like big-picture stuff.
You know? So my brain cannot focus
On the details of, like, people not getting along
Or things like that. I don't have it in me.
And it's just not something I will be available for anymore.
That should go to your superiors.
I will check in weekly with jonathan and sarah,
And we will go over work issues.
I'm not getting into personal issues.
Hopefully that makes sense
And we can move forward in a better way.
Jonathan h.: Totally. I think that is the-the--
It's crystal clear, at least on my end.
-I'm sure, sales, you feel the same way? -Yeah.
Jonathan h.: And I think that, obviously, we all are in agreeance.
We want this to be, um,
A very profitable and successful company.
And with that, of course, we're adapting to ensure
That your-your responsibility and your oversight
-Is really just when-when... -Robert v.: Yeah.
...You can look at that bigger picture
As the ceo of the company.
So I think that we are all on board in regards to making sure
That's as smooth as possible.
♪ ♪
I think everybody understands the new system
And that they should report to the heads of their teams
For any issues.
But sam in particular,
There's still so much tension.
We need to just have a conversation
Where we can understand each other a little bit more.
The last thing I was just gonna say,
Obviously, is this is a weird time,
But let's just all be grateful that we have jobs
And that we're, you know,
-Doing something that, hopefully, we all like to do. -Jonathan h.: Yeah.
-Mm-hmm. -Kourtney: I think that was it.
-Yeah. -(soft laughter)
♪ ♪
-Savas: Are you gonna release it? -Yeah, we're gonna release.
They said it's supposed to go all the way to space.
What are you guys doing?
My god. (chuckles)
-We just... -Khloe: That's huge.
We discovered extraterrestrial.
So, we're gonna send 'em a message.
I got a recorder. Got my...
-Handy-dandy assistant. -My handyman, uh...
-Uh, handyman, uh, savas. -Look.
-Wow. -Savas: It's kind of heavy, right?
-That is. -I didn't know
-Balloons could get this big. -Oh.
Tristan: No, it goes all the way to space, they said.
Khloe: It looks like a big white nipple.
Savas (laughs): It actually does.
'cause, uh, this didn't go, uh, as planned
And was kind of a bust,
Uh, I felt like, you know, for khloe,
How much she believes in the extra life-form,
Extraterrestrial and ufos, that you know what?
Think it's a good idea we send a message to them
From us as courtesy.
Like, "hey, if you get this message,
We come in peace."
So, we're gonna have a message for them
So if they're back home,
-They can play it for everybody. -Savas: Right.
-Do they have fingers to play? -Tristan: I mean,
-They're gonna figure it out. They're gonna figure... -Yeah. Okay.
-They have the "play" button. -You have to do record.
(laughs): Um, hey, guys. This is...
-This is... This is tristan. Peacekeeper. -This is khloe.
We were outside, and we saw you guys.
-But we're also here with our friend. -Savas.
Anyways, we just wanted you to know that we come in peace.
If you're gonna abduct anyone, we have a couple names
-And addresses to give you, but don't come for us. -(all laugh)
Feel free to, like, you know, holler back
Whatever way you guys communicate.
-I don't... -Preferably not in... Preferably not in my dreams.
No. Please don't come give us... No.
Just, like, say hello. Just be...
If you guys are nice people, be nice back.
Just blink twice, like, with your lights,
But don't come in our dreams telepathically.
You heard what preston said. Whatever you do to preston,
-You don't have to do that to us. -Right.
-Yeah. Yeah. -And, um, if you have anything to do
With global warming, can you please stop it?
It's really getting hot over here.
They're probably gonna turn this off
-After, like, ten seconds. -(all laugh)
-They're like, "we got their names." -okay, bye, you guys.
-All right. -We love you. (speaking gibberish)
-(laughs) -okay. That was it.
What if they send it back like, "take this (bleep) back"?
Like, "yo, yo..." (laughs)
What if they send us one?
-If something lands in our backyard, oh, my god. -Yeah.
-All right, let's go. Let's go by... -Where do we take it?
Let's go where we saw them,
'cause that's where they remember us.
Khloe: I think tristan is so sweet and so thoughtful
In doing all these things.
I think the main reason
Why tristan now believes in ufos and e.T.S and all of that
Is because he's just trying to please me
And probably just be along with whatever I'm into.
-Yea or nay? -Well, that's one step
-To get your woman back, guys. Take that note. -(laughs)
You ready?
-Savas: Let's do it. -What do we say?
We could do what buzz lightyear just said.
-"to infinity and beyond." like in toy story. -Okay.
-All right. -Let's all let go together, savas.
-All right, hold on, hold on. -Let's do it.
Tristan: One, two, three.
All: To infinity and beyond!
-Oh, wow. Holy crap. -Holy (bleep).
Savas: Oh, no, that's actually insane.
-Khloe: Oh, my god. -Tristan: That (bleep) ready to go.
It's going up there fast, too.
Khloe: What if an alien just came and intercepted it?
-Tristan: Right? -Savas: It's gone now, right?
-Khloe: It's almost gone. -Savas: Oh, no, I see it.
-Tristan: Still there. -Khloe: Wow.
Savas: That's insane.
♪ ♪
So, thank you for coming over and talking.
-Of course. Thank you. -I just, um,
Feel like our friendship is obviously, like, more important
Than, you know, any...
Any work, like, problems.
Like, I'd rather, you know, maintain our friendship
Since we've been friends since high school.
And, so, I know that, like, it is a hard time.
Everyone's just, like, doing this
-In a different way and trying to do their best. -Their best, yeah.
But I also just cannot be disrespected
-In front of the whole team. -Mm-hmm.
Kourtney: Even though, you know, I talked to the whole team,
I just felt like sam in particular,
Like, her and I really needed to have a one-on-one talk.
I think that no matter what
Mine and sam's personal relationship is,
I think she needs to just understand
That there's a way that I just will not be spoken to,
Especially in front of my whole team.
♪ ♪
Kourtney: Obviously, it is not the norm
To, like, work with, you know, such old friends.
-Mm-hmm. -And, so, I know that, like,
It is a hard time.
Everyone's navigating this in a different way. No, like...
You know, you're with your kids all the time
And don't have help, and, like, everyone's just, like,
-Doing this in a different way. -Their best, yeah.
And trying to do their best.
But I also just cannot be disrespected,
-Like, in front of the whole team. -Mm-hmm.
To have, like, someone I have known and been close with
Since, like, high school, then, like,
Opening up, like, showing, like, it's okay, almost,
To, like, be disrespectful.
I mean, I'm really sorry for how I acted on the text.
I definitely overstepped, and I was, like,
-I don't want to read anymore, I don't want to react. -Yeah.
-I'm already, like, not acting good. You know? -Yeah. Yeah.
-And I want to just go to bed at the end of the day. -Yeah.
It shouldn't have happened, and, like, let's chalk that up
To just, like, me being stressed, or whatever.
I think that, like, we're able to talk this through
Is great, and I love working for you and with poosh,
And I don't want that to change.
To me, like, the fact that you can just own it,
And, like, say you're sorry and know that you don't want
To speak like that, that's how, like,
-I'm okay moving forward. -Mm-hmm.
'cause that shows growth, and, like,
We're all humans, we all make mistakes.
We all have our moments.
And, like, if there's a problem, just write me on the side.
I feel like I'm happy that we were able to communicate.
Like, resolve.
-Like adults. -Yes.
I think, you know, working with friends
Can definitely be interesting, and I think
I'm just happy that sam and I could have, like, a real talk.
And it seems like we're both
Really understanding each other,
And that, like, we were able to communicate so well.
I just think that 'cause we really get each other,
Like, we're able to move forward and learn from this.
-Thank you for coming over. -I love you.
-I love you, too. And thanks for... -I'm glad we talked it through.
-Yeah. -Thanks for being so understanding.
Yeah.
♪ ♪
Khloe: Hey, joge.
-Kim: Hi. -Hey, northie.
Kris: Hi, northie.
-Hey. -Hey.
-Can I have a hug? -Kim: Give lovey a hug.
-So she, um... -Hi, cutie.
She wanted to spend the day with me, so I stopped at starbucks.
You look so beautiful.
And she's like, "mom, this is the best day of my whole life."
What'd you say?
Oh. Okay, well, go have fun at the beach, okay?
Can I have my glasses?
-Okay. -(khloe laughs)
The sun is too bright. I gotta move.
So caitlyn launched her youtube channel today.
-I heard you had a lot to do with it. -I did.
That's so nice of you that you helped her with that.
Caitlyn just launched her youtube video,
And from the looks of things, it looks like, that our mom
Helped cait out.
What I'm cooking today is fettuccine with sausage
And peppers, yes.
-Is this mom's recipe? -Mom's pasta!
We just saw your youtube channel, we just watched it.
-Cooking with caitlyn. -Congratulations.
-Oh, yes, we do. -Yeah.
I'm just, like, proud of my mom
For reaching this place of growth where she can,
You know, be super cordial with caitlyn and just put--
You know, maybe if it's just baby steps.
Maybe she didn't put the whole thing aside,
But, like, she's able to communicate
And start that little relationship building.
I just want to be able to help somebody if they're hurting,
Or in any way need just some inspiration.
And it's coming from my heart instead of somebody
Telling me to do it.
You know, you just want somebody to succeed,
And she really does have a lot to say.
Even though I can't make things magically better with us,
I'm just here to be supportive, and I just want her to be happy.
So I was really happy to offer some advice
And encouragement over something that she's trying to do.
And I know it's gonna be really great.
Do you ever think about
How you risked your children's lives
By letting us fly in an airplane with bruce?
Do I like the thought of a plane with a single pilot?
-I would never do that again. -Thank you. Yeah. Same.
Isn't that crazy to think?
-All those flights. -Yeah.
I mean, you never know how somebody's gonna
Handle something in an emergency.
-Oh, but you were a stewardess. -Yeah, well, that's not
-Much qualification to be flying a plane. -What does that have to do
With flying a plane?
(kim laughs)
The number one thing I get asked is, literally, how's shorty?
Have you guys heard from him?
Shorty is a homeless man that really made
A significant imprint.
-Hi, shorty. -Hi, shorty.
Hi.
Is there anybody that thinks we shouldn't get married?
That would be epic.
Marriage! Marriage!
I'm feeling ambushed right now.
Either we figure out creating our own lives
-Together or separately. -Well, that's a lot of pressure
-To put on me. -I love you.