♪ ♪ >> KIM: I am so excited to get
a scrub. >> KHLOE: That is a very cute
cup. >> KIM: My good friend Kimora
Lee Simmons opened up the most amazing Korean spa in Beverly
Hills. >> KIMORA: Oh, hi!
>> KOURTNEY: We're having a snack.
>> KIM: A Korean scrub plus CBD equals, like, heaven for me.
Khloe's hesitant, so... >> KIMORA: What?
>> KHLOE: You said they rub your butthole.
>> KIMORA: Okay, so Korean scrub is like a phenomena, right?
They scrub you from head to toe. Here we have the CBD experience,
so it's in the scrub. They're gonna massage you
afterwards. Not your buttholes.
>> KHLOE: Okay, good. >> KIMORA: Let me know how it
goes. >> KHLOE: 'Kay.
>> KIMORA: Have fun. >> KHLOE: Bye.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Hello. >> KHLOE: She literally could
work for CSI. She scrubs like she's cleaning
up blood out of a crime scene or something.
>> KIM: Isn't this, like, the best?
>> KIMORA: No buttholes. >> KHLOE: Hi, Kimora.
Everyone, come in here. ♪ ♪
>> KIM: Can I show you a few things?
For Chi's room... >> KHLOE: Were we doing Chi's
room? Oh, my God.
Everyone's doing butterflies. Um, I had therapy with Tristan
on Saturday. I desire to have a good
coexisting relationship with him, but, like, I can't see
myself ever being able to trust him.
He said, "I know you and your family made this a big media
thing." I'm like, "Well, do you think I
would want this out there?" >> KIM: Not in a million years
would you have wanted this public.
>> KHLOE: No. >> KIM: That's what people
perceive. It's such an un, like, unspoken
issue that we have, where people just assume the worst things
about our family. >> KHLOE: People think I stole
Tristan from his baby mama. So people think all we do is
take people's men. I don't--
At the end of the day, it's already out there.
And, you know, if Tristan was gonna cheat, he was gonna cheat.
It was gonna be public at some point.
I'm so offended it had to be with her.
I don't know if I told you, but yesterday, she texts and said
she wanted to talk. I don't know if I need to talk
to her. Like, I don't get closure out of
this deal, because I will never feel like I can let her back
into my life again. >> KIM: And you don't have to.
I mean... >> KHLOE: I feel like Kylie's
leaning more towards that, and that's fine.
And for the love of my sister, I don't mind talking to her.
I think, during all of this, the sad part is that, you know,
Kylie lost her best friend. And I feel like sometimes my
situation overshadowed hers. And she's at a loss as well.
So I kind of want to ask Kylie if she wants me to have that
conversation. I know what happened.
So if Kylie wants her around, I'm not gonna be argumentative
and fight back. I just have to move on.
>> KIM: You just need to genuinely talk to Kylie.
>> KHLOE: Yeah. ♪ ♪
>> KHLOE: How pretty is this view?
>> KRIS: Gorgeous. I love this.
I can't wait till it's, like, raining in the winter and I can
just watch it rain. >> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: So, I feel like... Do you ever have a problem
getting into Kim's house with her new security?
>> KHLOE: Well, I normally go through the front door, like a
normal person. >> KRIS: Khloe, every time I go
over there, they still don't know who I am.
"Remember me?" >> KHLOE: They know who you are.
>> KRIS: "I'm the mom." >> KHLOE: They're just...
they're following protocol. >> KRIS: She has, like, a Navy
SEAL team over there. I want her to be safe, but we
should be able to come and go, at least, a little more freely.
That's all. >> KHLOE (chuckles): Okay.
>> KRIS: Sometimes, when I'm walking through the
neighborhood, I pop into Kim's for my daily visit.
It's usually very chill. Suddenly, they're stopping me
and asking me for my I.D. We're just gonna grab a water.
>> SECURITY: Can I help you? >> KRIS: It's me, Kris Jenner!
It's Kim's mom! >> SECURITY: You have some I.D.?
>> KRIS: I.D.? I don't know why Kim wanted to
step up her security. This is ridiculous.
>> KHLOE: It's just so interesting, 'cause you've
always told me, "Who cares how much you pay if it's for your
safety and your security?" >> KRIS: 100%.
>> KHLOE: But then when it affects you, when you don't get
the access you want, that's when you get pissed.
>> KRIS: I'm her mom. I think her family should have
clearance. I go over there, it's
thumbprints and signatures and, I mean, "What's your blood
type?" >> KHLOE: We have all the
clearance in the world. You just have to go through the
front door. You don't hop a fence to get
into her backyard. >> KRIS: Oh.
(Khloe chuckles) All right.
I can't move my leg. It fell asleep.
(pained laughing)
>> KHLOE: So just move it. >> KRIS: I'm stuck.
(pained laughing) >> KHLOE: Wow.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: Hey! Look who it is!
Can you set the table, please? >> MASON: Why?
>> KHLOE: Oh. >> KOURTNEY: 'Cause, remember,
we have chores. >> MASON: But I don't have
to do them. (Khloe laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: Can you please go... KoKo doesn't want to eat
with us. >> KHLOE: I'll sit with you.
>> KOURTNEY: She may want to sit and... Hey!
Oh, my gosh! >> PENELOPE: Mama?
>> KOURTNEY: Yes, lady? >> REIGN: Mom!
>> KOURTNEY: No, no, no. Cups. >> PENELOPE: Why can't I sleep
there? >> KOURTNEY: Because it's a
school night. >> REIGN: Mama?
>> PENELOPE: Ow. >> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna bite your
finger off. >> REIGN: Mom!
>> KOURTNEY: And you slept out Friday and Saturday night.
(Reign growls) >> KOURTNEY: What?
>> REIGN: Give me cough drops. >> PENELOPE: Well, I slept one
night in. >> REIGN: I want a cough drop.
>> KHLOE: You don't say, "Give me." You say, "Mom."
>> REIGN: Mom, can I please have a cough drop?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. Sure. >> PENELOPE: I didn't do it.
>> REIGN: Go. Go, Mom. >> KHLOE: What'd you say to your
mom? >> REIGN: Mom, please.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey! You're not gonna get one.
There's times when my kids don't listen, but I do think kids
thrive on having structure. Growing up, I think my dad was
more strict than my mom. >> ROBERT: Put that down.
No more pictures. >> YOUNG KOURTNEY: Okay, Daddy.
>> KOURTNEY: But he would do it in a loving way.
>> ROBERT: Okay, this is great. >> KOURTNEY: And so I try to be
more like that, but I'm not the best at it.
>> REIGN: I'm not in the mood. That's my serious face.
>> KHLOE: What is? That's your serious face?
It's okay. You can have that. I'm not in the mood, either.
You haven't been wine tasting? >> KYLIE: Never been wine
tasting. >> KHLOE: Ever?
I'm super excited to go wine tasting with Kylie.
It's a good sister day, for sure.
>> KYLIE: I'm gonna taste all the wine.
>> KHLOE: Yes, girl! >> KOURTNEY: So, Mason got in
trouble at school today. >> SCOTT: What happened?
>> KOURTNEY: He was playing with this kid, and Mason was like,
"Do you want to fight?" >> SCOTT: What?
♪ ♪ >> KHLOE: Hi, guys.
>> KYLIE: Hi! >> KHLOE: Stormaloo.
Stormaloo. Stormaloo. (Stormi snickers)
>> STORMI: Boo! >> KYLIE: Oh!
>> KHLOE: Boo! Kylie asked me to be a part of
her new skin-care line, and I'm here doing press and photo
shoots and all of that. And I'm so excited.
I'm so proud of Kylie. Feeling good in your own skin
should be at any phase in your life, 'cause it is mind, body
and soul. Self-care starts with your skin.
So, you haven't been wine tasting?
>> KYLIE: Never been wine tasting.
>> KHLOE: Ever? >> KYLIE: Ever.
>> KHLOE: So, we're gonna go. Napa it up.
Literally for, like, one day. Fly in, fly out, so we can be
back to put our kids to sleep. >> KYLIE: Okay, cool.
I'm just gonna go crazy and get wasted with you.
>> KHLOE: Good. >> KYLIE: I'm letting it all go.
I'm gonna taste all the wine. >> KHLOE: Uh, yes, girl! Okay.
(Kylie chuckles) I'm super excited to go wine
tasting with Kylie. I feel like this is the perfect
time to have my heart-to-heart. I think if we're in person and
if we get a little drunk and, you know, go down our little
stories. It's a good sister day, for
sure. The first time I went wine
tasting was with Kourt in Napa. And Mom.
And Mom was an animal. >> KYLIE: Oh, I could never
forget those videos. >> KHLOE: The last time I was in
Napa, we got probably too drunk. (Cockney accent): Hello, guvna.
My little lady. (Kourtney laughing)
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh. (Kris laughing)
>> KRIS: A walkie-talkie. A wa... a wa... a walkie-talkie.
Walkie-talkie. Walkie (bleep) talkie.
>> FRENCH (laughs): Oh, my God. >> KHLOE: Let's bring Kris
Jenner. (line ringing)
Hey, Mom. >> KRIS: Hi, honey.
>> KHLOE: I'm with Kylie Bear. >> KRIS: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: And we're gonna go to Napa.
>> KRIS: Oh! >> KHLOE: And I was telling her
that you literally made our Napa trip last time, so... guess
who's coming to Napa with us. I have nothing else to hear from
you but "hell yeah." >> KRIS: Well, hell yeah.
>> KHLOE: Yeah! We're going to Napa.
♪ ♪
(birds chirping) >> KOURTNEY: His dad and I will
both talk about it with him. >> PRINCIPAL: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> PRINCIPAL: I know you will.
I appreciate it. >> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
>> PRINCIPAL: You got it, Kourtney.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, have a good weekend.
>> PRINCIPAL: You have a fabulous weekend.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> PRINCIPAL: Take care.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, thanks. Bye. >> PRINCIPAL: Okay.
>> KHLOE: What's happening? >> KOURTNEY: Mason was playing
handball. This guy just got a new ball,
and he asked him to play with him.
So, Mason was playing, and Mason wanted to serve.
And the guy wanted to serve. And then Mason said, "Do you
want to fight?" And Mason looked like he was
gonna, like, fight him. The principal said Mason
acknowledged everything that he did, and he-he's going in
on Monday. >> KHLOE: That's good he
acknowledges it. >> KOURTNEY: He's writing an
apology letter with the principal.
But he was gonna go to his friend's.
Do I cancel it? >> KHLOE: Hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: I think it's fine. >> KHLOE: Yeah, I think it's
fine. >> KOURTNEY: There was an
incident at school, and... you know, I just think it's normal
kid stuff. But I want to hear Mason's side
and see what he has to say about it first before we do anything.
(line ringing) Hey, Mase.
What happened? >> MASON: So, I got the ball.
He just... we wanted to rock-paper-scissors, but he
never wanted to. >> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> MASON: And then he told the teacher and that it was his
ball. >> KOURTNEY: And then you told
him you wanted to fight? >> MASON: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: You can't be beating people up.
>> MASON: I know. >> KOURTNEY: So, you want to try
to respect everyone, even if they're different than you are
and, you know, not-- if they're not your kind of friend, then
just maybe don't-- try not to hang out with them.
>> MASON: Yeah. >> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna still let
you go to your playdate, 'cause I appreciate your honesty.
People make mistakes, babe, and then they have consequences.
Like, you-you're gonna go in and write the letter and apologize.
Everybody makes mistakes. >> KHLOE: And that's it.
>> KOURTNEY: You're learning and growing.
>> MASON: Thank you. >> KOURTNEY: Okay? You have the
wisest mom and auntie. >> KHLOE: Oh, I am like,
"Grasshopper." I am literally so wise.
>> MASON: That's why you're my favorite aunt.
>> KHLOE: Yeah! >> KOURTNEY: Okay, I love you.
♪ ♪
>> EMILIA: Hi! Hi. I'm Emilia. >> KOURTNEY: Hi. Hi. Kourtney.
>> EMILIA: Welcome to Cryohealthcare.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you. >> EMILIA: First time?
>> KHLOE: Yeah. Excited. >> EMILIA: Welcome to the
coldest place on Earth. >> KHLOE: Oh, wow.
I've heard amazing things about cryotherapy.
I know it's supposed to help with recovery and healing.
My nipples are kind of hard. I already feel it.
And I have sensitive nipples. You're just gonna freeze your
balls off for a minute. >> EMILIA: All right.
>> KHLOE: Thank you. >> EMILIA: I will see you in two
minutes. >> KOURTNEY: Ooh-la-la.
Oh, my God, I'm freezing already.
(creaking) (both squealing, laughing)
(laughing): Oh, my God. I hate being cold.
(laughs) >> KHLOE: Just keep jumping.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God. (both laughing)
>> KHLOE: Five, four, three... >> KHLOE and KOURTNEY: Two, one.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God! >> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
(laughing) I feel good. Do you?
>> KHLOE: Yeah. Are you supposed to jump around
in there? >> EMILIA: You can. But you have
to consider, when you move, you create more wind and it gets
even colder. >> KHLOE: Oh.
(laughing) ♪ ♪
That was so fun, wasn't it? >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I loved it.
Let me call Scott back. (line ringing)
>> SCOTT: Hello? >> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> SCOTT: Hey. >> KOURTNEY: So, I spoke to
Mason. Um, so, he's gonna stay at
Gatlin's, but he got in trouble at school today.
>> SCOTT: What happened? >> KOURTNEY: He just, um, was
playing with this kid. But then Mason was like, "Do you
want to fight?" >> SCOTT: What?
>> KOURTNEY: And Mason, like, squared off, kind of like he was
ready to fight him. >> SCOTT: It's kind of serious.
I mean, it's a very serious thing to say to somebody.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. So, I don't know.
>> SCOTT: It's not like a little "Oh, you're a jerk," like...
It's, like, pretty bad at nine years old.
>> KOURTNEY: Right. So, we... I was like, "I'm gonna let you go
to Gatlin's, but, you know, we're gonna talk about it."
And I was like, "And on Monday, you're going into the school."
And him and the principal are sitting down and they're having
more of a talk about it. They did talk about it today.
>> SCOTT: Lucky he didn't get suspended.
>> KOURTNEY: So, what do you think?
Should I have him picked up? >> SCOTT: For sure!
He asked the kid if he wanted to fight him!
No chance you should be at a sleepover.
Kourtney likes to talk a huge game about being this big
disciplinarian. But if your son gets in trouble
at school, he has to be punished at home.
>> KOURTNEY: Everyone makes mistakes.
>> SCOTT: This is exactly the stuff that I got away with.
My biggest problem as a kid was not having, really, any respect
for authority. You know, I got in a lot of
trouble. Then I didn't really have
consequences after. And that was one of the things
that I wanted to change when I had kids, basically.
>> KOURTNEY: What do you think? >> KHLOE: I'm not the father.
You should respect what he says, you know?
>> KOURTNEY: Did you change the security protocol at your house?
Because they almost asked me to sign an NDA.
>> KIM: They should have. It's gonna seem a little bit
excessive, but it's what makes me feel safe.
♪ ♪ >> KRIS: We're in Napa Valley,
guys. >> DESIREE: Nothing like having
wine for breakfast. >> KRIS: Do you have a
wheelchair to get me out of here?
(laughs)
>> KHLOE: Are you excited to go to Napa for your first time?
>> KYLIE: Yes! >> KHLOE: Today is the day.
I'm so excited to go to Napa with my mom and Kylie, doing one
of our favorite pastime hobbies, drinking wine.
>> KYLIE: Kourtney is 40. That is crazy.
>> KRIS: When Stormi turns 40, you're gonna go, "Weird."
>> KHLOE: Ew. >> KYLIE: I'll be...
>> KHLOE: Don't talk about it. >> KYLIE: What?
>> KHLOE: Makes me sad. Are you gonna cry?
Why? >> KYLIE: Aw.
>> KRIS: 'Cause I won't be here. >> KYLIE (laughs): Mommy.
>> KHLOE: I can't believe someone's already crying on
this trip. I mean, we just started.
We didn't even land in Napa yet. I don't want to talk about this
kind of stuff right now. I want us to be enjoying Napa.
It's supposed to be fun, not sad and depressing and making us all
cry. I'm gonna be 70.
My face frozen as (bleep). I will be so fly.
Covered in diamonds. Kris Jenner's diamonds, of
course, 'cause someone has to take 'em.
We'll be like the Golden Girls-- me, Kourtney and Kim-- going to
Stormi's 40th. ♪ ♪
>> KRIS: We're in Napa Valley, guys.
Look at the vineyards. >> KHLOE: We're gonna have fun.
♪ ♪
>> KRIS: Hi. Oh, my! You just don't waste any time,
do you? Hi again!
>> KRIS and KHLOE: Wow. >> KYLIE: Thank you.
>> DAVE: Brought you a little chardonnay.
>> KRIS: Look at you. You sure did.
>> KHLOE: First stop, winery number one.
I mean, Napa is just as beautiful as I remember it.
The wine tastes just as good. >> DESIREE: Nothing like having
wine for breakfast. >> DAVE: Oh, beautiful juice.
>> DESIREE: Ooh. And this is very interactive, so you're
gonna get wine on you, a little bit.
>> KRIS: Oh, I don't care. >> DAVE: A little bit.
Uh, little more. >> KRIS: Me and wine are
interactive. >> DAVE: So, this is a cabernet
sauvignon. It grows in St. Helena.
Oh, Kris, the world's first marble barrel.
>> KRIS: Stop. >> DAVE: Yes.
>> KRIS: Wow. >> KHLOE: Oh, my gosh. Wow.
>> DAVE: We're getting ready to put wine in it.
>> KRIS: You guys can put me in a marble barrel...
(laughter) ...when it's my turn.
>> KHLOE: With wine? >> DAVE: Oh, here's a good
barrel. >> KHLOE: Kylie and I will vibe
when the time is right. I mean, I want us to have fun,
enjoy Napa a little bit, maybe get a little more tipsy,
and then we'll have our big-girl conversation.
Because having a deep convo when you're a little lit is so much
easier. >> KRIS: Do you have a
wheelchair to get me out of here?
>> DAVE: We have wheelchairs, whatever you need.
(laughs) ♪ ♪
>> RAJ: How are you? >> KIM: Good. I'm obsessed with
your lasers. I told Kourtney to come.
>> RAJ: Yeah. Should we try it again?
>> KIM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> RAJ: All right.
>> KIM: So, I have an appointment to do this new
thing called Emsculpting, and it's just this machine that you
put on your stomach, and it feels like you're doing stomach
crunches, but you're not. I'm into it. (chuckles)
(rapid clicking) (exhaling)
(bleep) >> KOURTNEY: Hi. How are you?
>> RAJ: Hi. How are you? >> KOURTNEY: Good to see you.
Mwah! Mwah! >> RAJ: Should we go a little
higher? >> KIM: I can handle it higher.
>> RAJ: Yeah. >> KIM: For sure.
>> RAJ: I'm going to take it up to a hundred.
(Kim groans, Kourtney laughs) >> KOURTNEY: Um, did you change
the security protocol at your house?
Because when I went to pick up North the other day, they asked
me my name, they asked Scott his name when we both came.
And then they almost asked me to sign an NDA, and I was like,
"I'm Kim's sister." >> KIM: They almost?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> KIM: They should have.
>> KOURTNEY: No. (laughs)
>> KIM: You know, there's been all those robberies in Hidden
Hills, so now we have three main house security guys a day, and
then three others. But... (rapid clicking)
(exhales) (Kourtney laughs)
But we have all the... like, we installed all new cameras, just,
like, a totally different system that's, like, literally, like...
(rapid clicking) ...military system.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, that's good. I just feel like the security
should know... me. You know.
>> KIM: Yeah. In Hidden Hills, there have been
these armed robberies happening lately, so because of that and
obviously what happened in Paris...
My door was open like this, and then I saw... two guys right
outside of my bedroom. And I was like, "This is it."
It's gonna seem a little bit excessive for a minute, but it's
what makes me feel safe. (exhales)
>> RAJ: Great breath. Exactly. Great breath.
>> KIM: I feel like I'm giving birth.
Aah... (laughs) (Kourtney laughs)
>> RAJ: You're doing very well. ♪ ♪
>> KRIS: Oh, look at that one with all the vines.
>> KYLIE: It looks pretty. >> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: Look at that church way over there, guys.
Oh. You missed it. Little red barn.
Look at that up there. Khlo.
>> KHLOE: What? >> KRIS: That whole hillside.
It's so pretty. >> KHLOE: Oh, my gosh, you're
freaking me out. >> KRIS: Get your nose out of
your phone. Look at that. Look at that.
>> KHLOE: Mom. What? >> KRIS: Come on. Get a picture.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KRIS: Come on.
Khloe, Khloe, Khloe, Khloe, right there, right back there.
>> KHLOE: Mom! What? >> KRIS: Church, church.
>> KHLOE: I-I don't care. Stop yelling at me like that.
>> KRIS: Oh. ♪ ♪
>> KHLOE: Kylie, do you know why you're supposed to hold wine by
the stem? >> KYLIE: Mm-mm.
>> KHLOE: Because your hands warm up the wine, and it changes
the temperature faster. >> KRIS: Just sit around going
like this, ladies. >> KYLIE: This does look
professional. >> KRIS: You're good.
I'm going in the other room. You guys, this is everything.
Everything about it is perfect. I'm like... (gasps, laughs)
>> KHLOE: Mom's having too much fun over there.
>> KYLIE: She's crazy. >> KHLOE: Everyone's gone crazy.
>> KYLIE: I know. >> KHLOE: But... I just think,
like, you're really good at being calm, even when you
probably do want to scream at someone.
>> KYLIE: Yeah. >> KHLOE: Like, to go through,
like, what we've all been through and, like, you lost a
life-long friend. Like, I feel really bad about
that. And... I just want, like, you to
be happy. ♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: She was really upset and scratched her.
>> COREY: I'm sorry, but if P scratched me, I'm whipping her
ass. >> SCOTT: My daughter?
Get the (bleep) out of here! >> COREY: Whipping is... that's
discipline, mother(bleep)! >> SCOTT: You just said,
"I would whup her ass!" >> COREY: No, I'll whup your
ass! >> KIM: Hello?
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, Kim. >> KIM: What?
>> KHLOE: You gotta come. We just called 911.
This is so crazy. >> KIM: Wait, what?
>> KHLOE: You lost a life-long friend.
And, like, like, I feel really bad about that.
I just want, like, you to be happy.
>> KYLIE: I feel like... this whole situation needed to
happen... for a reason, for me, for her,
for you, for everybody.
She was my security blanket. She lived with me.
We did everything together. And... I feel like there's a
part of me that needed to grow without her.
And sometimes people are there for certain reasons at certain
times in your life and then not there for others.
>> KHLOE: Yeah. >> KYLIE: Obviously, I love her.
Right now she's kind of doing her thing, I'm doing my thing,
so I'm kind of just... going with the flow. I'm happy.
>> KHLOE: Good. >> KYLIE: For some weird reason.
>> KHLOE: As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.
I really respect in you that you still deal with everything, but
you're just very calm about it. I think it's just 'cause you're
so confident and, like, secure with... who you are, which is so
wonderful. >> KYLIE: Thanks.
>> KHLOE: And it's such, like, a really inspiring trait that you
have. >> KYLIE: I feel like we're just
all so lucky to have each other, because I feel like...
a lot of the reason why I am the way I am is because of you guys.
>> KHLOE: We'll always be okay because we have each other,
and that's just... >> KYLIE: Thank God.
>> KHLOE: Thank God. >> KYLIE: Imagine if we didn't.
>> KHLOE: If this conversation didn't happen, I wouldn't know
what a good headspace Kylie's in, so I feel good about that.
And I'm feeling better and better with every day.
And I feel more at peace knowing that Kylie's in such a good
headspace right now. Everything's supposed to happen
for a reason, and I feel like this is, like, the season to
filter through the bull(bleep). >> KYLIE: Mm-hmm.
>> KHLOE: And... you know, only the strong and loyal will
survive. >> KYLIE: Yep.
>> KRIS: Khloe! >> KHLOE: Yes, ma'am?
>> KRIS: I want to go drive a tractor.
>> KHLOE: Okay. ♪ ♪
>> KRIS: I mean, priorities. >> KHLOE: You can't drink and
drive, lady. >> KRIS: I'm trying to wait for
your sister. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, two
leopards! (Kylie laughs)
>> KRIS: Oh... (Kylie and Kris laughing)
♪ ♪
>> KRIS: Thanks, everybody, for coming to our party.
We appreciate the attendance, the love, the support.
>> COREY: Yes. >> KRIS: Cheers, babe.
>> COREY: Cheers. Good health and more wealth.
>> KRIS: Oh, yeah. >> COREY: Whoo!
>> KRIS: You're just doing that to touch my boob.
>> COREY: I'm trying to help with wardrobe.
>> KRIS (laughs): Yeah, okay. >> KOURTNEY: Hi, guys.
>> KRIS: Hey! >> SCOTT: Ah... the Cor-ster!
>> KOURTNEY: Hey. >> KRIS: Did you guys drive
together? >> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, my God, this is just such a great surprise.
>> KRIS: Hey! >> COREY: Happy birthday,
Mr. God. >> KOURTNEY: Happy birthday!
>> KIM: We are here celebrating Jonathan, because he changed his
name officially to Foodgod, and what better way to celebrate the
Foodgod than with some really good food.
This looks bomb. >> JONATHAN: I got a hot one.
(bleep) (groans) >> KOURTNEY: Kim, will you hand
me one of those? >> KIM: Yeah. I got to, like,
figure out if we should speak up about everyone just blatantly
talking (bleep). >> SCOTT: What are you talking
about? >> KIM: So, everyone always is
like, "Khloe is a home-wrecker." >> KRIS: How can Khloe be a
home-wrecker? >> KIM: Because they-they think
Tristan was still in a relationship with his baby mama.
>> KRIS: Oh, no, we got to straighten that out.
>> KIM: But I'm just saying they say Khloe stole French Montana
from Trina. >> KOURTNEY: Give me your phone.
I'm gonna call French. I need to know the truth of
this. (French sings indistinctly)
♪ Oh, rah, tah tee, tee, tee-oh. ♪
>> KIM: Okay, so here's the thing-- the sentiment has
always been, you lose 'em how you get 'em.
The world thinks I, you know, stole Kanye from Amber.
That happened years later. I have receipts.
I'm gonna show them. But the thing that they always
say about Khloe is, Khloe took Tristan from his baby mama,
which wasn't true. Then they always say that Khloe
stole French from Trina. >> FRENCH: I was never with
Trina when, um, I started going out with Khloe.
>> KIM: I know, but that's... that's the thing.
It's, like, we've let it slide for so long...
>> FRENCH: They're always going to say something, but if you
don't finally nip it in the butt, they going to keep saying
it for the next 25 years. >> KIM: Yeah, all right.
We'll call you later. >> FRENCH: Yeah, you're all
right. >> KIM: Okay, bye.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, you guys, I don't have a nanny anymore.
>> KRIS: What? >> KOURTNEY: She said P was
really upset. She was putting her in the car,
and Penelope scratched her face. But, like, P can be out of
control. I think she almost, like, blacks
out and, like, does these wild things, but, like, if you're a
nanny, you also... >> KRIS: I've never had...
>> COREY: If a kid scratched you, can you pop the kid and
it's cool? >> KOURTNEY: No, but you could
also say something to her in the moment.
>> JONATHAN: Yeah. >> KOURTNEY: I don't know.
>> KIM: I think you need to reach out to her, and you need
to say, "I am so sorry," like... >> KOURTNEY: I did, over the
weekend, but I will again. >> KIM: You know, North tried to
bite... my nanny, and said, "I don't want a nanny anymore.
You can go home." And I was like, "You can't fire
our nanny." >> KRIS: And this is so much
more serious than I think you realize, because I had six kids.
Not one time in my entire life did anyone ever have a complaint
like this-- ever. >> KOURTNEY: I scratched you,
and I used to (bleep) slap my nannies, like, bam, across their
face. >> KRIS: We need to take care of
this before it gets too far out of control.
>> KOURTNEY: There's nothing I could take away from her
physically that she will care about.
Mason, I could take away, whatever, he cares.
Penelope does not care. Every kid is different.
>> COREY: I'm sorry, but if P scratched me for no reason,
I'm whipping her ass, and I'll explain it to y'all later.
>> SCOTT: What? >> COREY: I will whip her ass.
>> SCOTT: You would whup Penelope's ass if she scratched
you? >> COREY: I would give her a
spanking, for sure. >> SCOTT: My daughter?
>> COREY: Hell yeah. >> SCOTT: What the (bleep) are
you talking about? You would whup my daughter's ass
if she touched you? >> COREY: No, scratched me.
>> KRIS: Well, if she scratched. >> SCOTT: You would whip my
daughter's ass? >> COREY: Why not?
>> SCOTT: If she scratched you. A little six-year-old girl?
>> COREY: That's the... >> SCOTT: What the (bleep) are
you talking about? >> COREY: That's the problem.
>> SCOTT: Stop it. Stop it. >> COREY: But that's the
problem. >> SCOTT: You're not going to
beat my little daughter. >> COREY: Not beat.
>> SCOTT: Get the (bleep) out of here.
>> KIM: I don't think he's meaning, like, beat her.
>> SCOTT: He just said that. >> KOURTNEY: He does mean that.
>> SCOTT: You just said you would beat my daughter if she
scratched you! >> COREY: I said "whip."
I said "whip." >> SCOTT: My little daughter?
What are you saying? You don't have kids.
Don't ever talk about a child like that.
Ever. Ever! Anyone's child.
>> COREY: Hey, I understand you're emotional...
>> SCOTT: Come on, Corey. >> COREY: ...but I promise you,
I wouldn't... (stammers) >> SCOTT: You would hit my
daughter? >> COREY: Not hit her to hurt
her, but... >> SCOTT: You just said,
"I would whup her ass." >> COREY: Whupping is... that's
discipline, mother(bleep). What you talking about?
>> SCOTT: Corey, you said you would whip my little girl.
(overlapping shouting) >> COREY: I'll whip your ass.
>> SCOTT: You would hit my daughter?
>> COREY: Not hit her to hurt her, but...
>> SCOTT: You just said, "I would whup her ass."
>> COREY: I'll whip your ass. >> SCOTT: You'll whip my ass?
>> COREY: How much love do I give your (bleep) kid?
If your kid scratched me in the face, you don't think they
deserve to be popped? >> KOURTNEY: Not at all.
>> SCOTT: I'm sorry, Corey. I don't feel that way.
>> COREY: But they need to be disciplined.
>> SCOTT: You're getting very angry, Corey.
>> COREY: No, you just got very angry.
>> SCOTT: Because you said you would beat my daughter.
I don't feel like I want to hit my children.
>> COREY: Not hit. Y'all make it seem like I said
do something, like, harmful. If I was gonna harm a kid...
>> KOURTNEY: That is harmful. You said, "I would whup her ass
if she scratched me." >> COREY: That's how anybody
talks about disciplining their kid, whipping their ass.
>> KOURTNEY: What the (bleep)? >> KRIS: He's never gonna...
>> COREY: Hey, what are you talking about?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, he's never, 'cause he will never be with my
kids alone, and if he does that in front of any of us, there
will be a (bleep) issue. >> COREY: Listen, at first...
>> KOURTNEY: All right, we're gonna go.
>> JONATHAN: How about we're all gonna go? Otherwise, it's weird.
>> KIM: Yeah, I need a ride. >> COREY: When he was talking
to me, y'all didn't say nothing. >> KOURTNEY: Kim's coming with
us in the car. >> KIM: I don't have a ride.
>> KOURTNEY: I have to go to the bathroom.
>> KRIS: I'm in a really good place with Corey in my life
right now, and I thought that he was finally in a good place with
everybody else, but this has really gotten out of hand.
It's just too much. >> COREY: That wasn't even the
conversation. Nobody's gonna whip their kids.
Like, what the hell was that? >> KRIS: Why did you say
anything at all?
♪ ♪
>> SECURITY: Well, you gotta fill out your name, you gotta
fill out a couple other things. >> JONATHAN: Yeah, yeah, that's
not happening. >> SECURITY: And then you sign.
>> JONATHAN: You can't do this every day.
>> SECURITY: Well, without that, I-I can't let you in.
>> SECURITY 2: Somebody'll get fired.
>> JONATHAN: All right. (bleep) ridiculous.
I'm gonna (bleep) flip. If you're gonna have a whole
system... If you're gonna have a whole
system, which is totally fine, but then you guys have to
connect. Because, like, I don't do
administrative work like this. iPads, e-mail, like, I don't do
that (bleep). I-I don't even pay my bills.
I don't like that (bleep). Everything's automatic.
It's not you, but the guys should tell you that I told him
I just filled it out yesterday. Like, I don't even do that for
my own mom. >> SECURITY: No problem.
(footsteps approaching) >> KIM: Hi. What?
>> JONATHAN: No. >> KIM: What?
>> JONATHAN: The (bleep) security, again with this
(bleep) iPad. >> KIM: First of all, it's a new
security in the front. I had never seen him...
>> JONATHAN: And I told him, I said I did this yesterday.
He goes, "Fine, just put..." I go, "Fine, I'll put the..."
I go, "I'll do the name." Just the... I put the...
And then again with the Gmail, the Yahoo... I go, "No."
I go, "I'm not a (bleep) secretary."
I go, "I don't do that." I can't do this for my own
(bleep), I hate it. And, like, they're standing
there, I'm like, I said I... I did this yesterday.
>> KIM: Well, I told, I told my assistant, "You have the list of
who's coming to the house. They should check it before the
guests come, to see if they've already signed an NDA."
>> JONATHAN: I'm like this. I go, "You don't do this every
day for people coming in?" I go, "That's weird.
You can't make someone sign out, do a picture every time they
come." Like, isn't it in the system?
That they should be like, "Okay, great, that's already been done
and signed." Otherwise, it's like abuse.
>> KIM: Yeah. Um, so what was our take on last
night? 'Cause I feel like...
>> JONATHAN: It was, uh, it was like something you can't...
Like, there's nothing we could say to butt in.
>> KIM: Yeah, it's so hard to tell someone how to discipline,
but, like, Khloe and I have talks all the time about
Kourtney and her kid. She does not discipline at all.
>> JONATHAN: Well, Corey, he hit a real chord.
I would have flipped if Corey's, like... keeps saying the one
thing that you're like, "Wait, you can't be saying
this." He's like, "Yes, I am. 100%."
>> KIM: Yeah. >> KHLOE: How is Scott?
'Cause Scott hasn't responded to me.
>> KOURTNEY: Scott is pissed. >> KHLOE: Kim, immediately after
dinner, called me and said, "Has anyone called you yet?"
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, I think... >> KHLOE: I feel like last
night was not your time to talk. You were upset.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. I'm still upset.
>> KIM: Corey did call Kourtney, like, three times.
She didn't answer. >> JONATHAN: I know.
He called Scott, too. And he wrote me.
>> KIM: I think he was meaning, if that was his kid...
>> JONATHAN: His kid, right. Well, that's what your mom said.
I said it was not coming across from that.
>> KIM: Yeah. >> KHLOE: He should have just
said, "If P was my kid..." That would have changed the
whole tone. >> KOURTNEY: Because that's not
what he means. That's why he didn't say it.
'Cause he means, if P scratched his face, he would...
>> KHLOE: I probably would have flipped the (bleep) table over.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, no, you would have been like...
>> KHLOE: Oh, it's Scott. Hi. I'm with Kourt.
I just want to know if you're okay.
>> SCOTT: It wasn't like, "If I was the nanny, this is
what I would have done." If I was you as a parent, this
is what I would have done. I said, I go, "I'm gonna ask you
again. Do you mean, you personally,
would actually do that and put hands and hurt my little
daughter? I just want to understand that."
And he said, "Hell yeah, I would."
And listen, if you wanted to say this, if it's your kid, that's
what you would do, no problem. That's fine, but don't you ever
make me scared that there's a chance that if my daughter was
in that position with him, she would have gotten hurt.
It was very, very, very, very hard to hear-- that he could
say that about my little girl. >> KOURTNEY: I am still
completely shocked about what happened last night.
And Corey has tried to reach out to me a few times.
Eventually, I'll talk to him, but, like, I just need some
space. >> JONATHAN: Scott gave him 20
times to fix it, and he did not change the messaging one drop.
>> KIM: It's just every kid's different, every kid has a
thing. I get it.
Her and Scott agreed they would never give their children
spankings. That's the path that they're on.
>> JONATHAN: That's their thing. Well, it happened.
We'll just see how it plays out. >> KIM: Yeah.
♪ ♪
>> JONATHAN: Okay, this is fantastic.
>> KIM: Oh, look at these toppings.
>> JONATHAN: I don't even know what I want.
>> KIM: Ooh, they have pineapple.
That is my favorite. >> JONATHAN: Wow.
♪ ♪
I saw Larsa yesterday. >> KIM: You did?
>> JONATHAN: Yeah. Took a pic with her.
>> KIM: Cute. Did she look good?
>> JONATHAN: I think she looked, I think she looked pretty.
>> KIM: Oh, so pretty. >> JONATHAN: Like something
with her makeup. >> KIM: She looked great.
(phone ringing)
Hello? >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, Kim.
>> KIM: What? >> KHLOE: You got to come.
Your whole security just (bleep) tackled Mom.
>> KIM: Wait. What? >> JONATHAN: What happened?
>> KIM: Wait. My security just...
>> KHLOE: We just called 911. This is so crazy.
>> KRIS: Oh, God, my neck. >> JONATHAN: What happened?
>> KIM: Security just tackled my mom?
Wait, wait. What's going on? We're, um...
>> KHLOE: Come over here. >> KIM: I'm rushing...
>> KHLOE: An ambulance is on their way here now.
>> KIM: I'm rushing home right now, but what happened?
>> JONATHAN: Are you serious? >> KHLOE: They were in the
backyard, and Mom came down when she shouldn't have.
I told her to go around. And they just tackled her.
>> KRIS: Oh, God. >> KHLOE: Mom, I'm...
I got to call you back. >> KIM: Bye.
I have to look at the surveillance right now.
Oh, my God. >> SECURITY: Hey, hey!
(Kris screams) >> KHLOE: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, no! That's our mom! That's our mom!
>> KIM: Why on earth would someone tackle my (bleep)
mother? She's crying.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, my God, is this an ambulance?
>> KIM: (bleep), I'm gonna kill this guy.
(siren wailing) Where are they?
What is going on? Mom!
>> KIM: Wait, wait, what's going on?
>> KHLOE: Come over here. >> JONATHAN: What happened?
>> KIM: Security just tackled my mom?
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Mom!
(sobbing) >> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
>> JONATHAN: What happened to her?
>> KRIS: The security guard tackled me.
>> JONATHAN: What do you...? Why would he tackle you?
>> KRIS: I told him I was Kim's mom, and he grabbed me.
Oh, my neck. I can't move my neck.
I just can't move... >> KHLOE: Mom!
>> KRIS: What? >> KHLOE: Say it.
>> KRIS: What? >> KHLOE: Tell them!
>> KRIS: Tell them what? >> JONATHAN: Say what?
>> KRIS: Got you! (laughing)
>> JONATHAN: Is this a normal person?
(Kris continues laughing) >> KIM: Can I move this?
You're going in the pool. >> KRIS: No!
>> KHLOE: I can't believe I pulled off the prank of the
century. >> KRIS: You love a good prank.
Admit it. >> KHLOE: I love a good prank,
but I don't like a dirty prank. Like, I don't like something
that's too below the belt. >> KRIS: I'm trying to up the
game. What are we gonna do?
Put, like, saran over her toilet?
>> KHLOE: Yes, that's exactly what you do.
>> KRIS: I knew I had to make it fantastic, so I called in
reinforcements.
(Khloe laughs) >> KHLOE: I really think you're
my mom. This is freaking me out.
My mom hired a stunt double. We had the fake Kris Jenner
tackled by fake security. Oh, my God!
Stop! It's our mom! Covered by numerous security
cameras. At the end of the day, we knew
my mom would pull it off. She's a great actress.
Your whole security just tackled Mom.
(Kris whimpering) >> KRIS: Oh, my neck.
>> KHLOE: This was mean. >> KRIS: I feel horrible now.
>> KHLOE: Oh, you love it. >> KIM: You cannot joke like
that. That's not funny.
>> KRIS: I'm sorry, Kim. >> JONATHAN: I don't think
you're very sorry. (Kris laughing)
What's wrong with her? Who does this?
>> KHLOE: We do need to make a pact that we don't do dark
pranks anymore. This one was too much for my
soul. >> KIM: That was not funny.
>> KRIS: So, the purpose of my prank was to say we love that
you have this security, but we would just love to have some
clearance so we can come in and out of your house.
>> KIM: You can have all the clearance you want.
>> JONATHAN: I know how you feel.
This place is like Fort Knox. >> KIM: I cannot believe that my
mom and Khloe pulled off a prank like this.
She didn't have to go to this length to get the point across,
but I hear you loud and clear. >> JONATHAN: There's no (bleep)
heart. This woman is dead inside.
>> KHLOE: Heartless. >> JONATHAN: Heartless.
>> KIM: I have to really think of a good prank now.
Watch out, Mom. (Kris laughing)
>> JONATHAN: Let's go, Kim. >> KRIS: I love you.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: You should have. >> COREY: Well, yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: We're never going to agree.
I completely think he should've yelled at you.
>> COREY: I was just talking, but that's fine.
But that's how I-I... I wasn't even talking to you.
I was talking to him, though. >> KOURTNEY: No, but then you
were yelling at me. >> COREY: Nah, I was yelling at
him. >> KOURTNEY: We have it on
camera. You were then yelling at me.
Kim, stop. You're such a... >> COREY: Oh, my God, you would
be, like, a... Perfect.
>> KIM: I know Kourtney's still really upset about what happened
with Corey, and, you know, the reality is he's my mom's
boyfriend, and he's not going anywhere, so I just hope they
can figure this out. Here's what I think that we have
to do to get past it. I think you need to realize you
don't have kids. So, there's two things.
One, you can never talk about someone else's kids or how they
do it. If they ask advice, come up with
solutions... >> KOURTNEY: But also, for us to
come in as a family... This family is very judgmental,
very critical. If I'm coming to everybody with
something, everybody chiming in with their judgments and
criticisms is nothing helpful. It is only harmful.
>> COREY: But both of y'all know me.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't want to have to not come to my mom's
house or not bring my kids here because I feel uncomfortable.
I don't want to live that way. >> COREY: What have I done to
make you feel... A conversation and talking is
not the same as an action. >> KOURTNEY: But I don't want to
let it get to the action because if it ever did, that puts Scott
and I in a horrible position. >> COREY: I don't want to
discipline your kids. In my culture, first of all,
whipping ass, that's just normal.
As a kid, it's important that you understand consequences.
But I don't have kids, so obviously, I'm not gonna be
disciplining no kids. I understand how Kourtney and
Scott feel, but I can say what I want to say 'cause it's my
opinion, and I just hope everybody can move on.
>> KOURTNEY: If anybody wants to have a relationship with me,
they need to know how to communicate.
>> COREY: I get your point. >> KOURTNEY: Okay.
♪ ♪
(violin playing off-key) (Scott clapping)
>> SCOTT: Yeah, Penop.
Hello, Reign! >> KOURTNEY: Okay, are you
ready? >> REIGN: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> REIGN: One, two, three, five.
Go! (making whooshing sounds)
Whenever I say "star trooper," you die.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. (Reign makes whooshing sounds)
>> REIGN: Star trooper. Ha ha!
>> KOURTNEY: Ha ha. >> SCOTT: All righty.
Let's get a move on, Rei Rei.
>> KOURTNEY: I think it's really annoying how everyone is so
critical of our parenting. >> SCOTT: Everybody's really
critical about everything. >> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: But when it becomes something so, so personal like
parenting is where it feels different.
Having such a big family, we thought we would have a lot of
people to kind of lean on and get advice from, but I
definitely think our children's behavior should be dealt with
between Kourtney and I. We've gotten this far, and we've
done a pretty good job, so I think we could handle it from
here. >> KOURTNEY: We just have to be
on the same page. I think we should do our charts.
We have never fully, like, finalized what they mean.
Like, when they get chores, they get a check.
But when they get a certain amount of checks, then what?
>> SCOTT: You do good every week, you get something.
Feel like Mason has calmed down. >> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: P started making her bed.
>> KOURTNEY: Right, so she'll feel good about herself if you
guys say, "Okay, like, you made your bed today."
Put a check. It's just a way to, like, talk
about the good. >> SCOTT: Reassure them feeling
like they did something positive?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> SCOTT: So let's do it.
>> KOURTNEY: I think we're constantly trying to come up
with ways to really teach our kids responsibility.
Oh! (Scott gasps)
Look who it is. >> SCOTT: Wow!
>> KOURTNEY: I'm so proud of our kids, and I think the most
important thing is that Scott and I are on the same page with
how we want to raise them. >> SCOTT: She made her bed this
morning and did her pillows. >> KOURTNEY: You made your bed?
>> SCOTT: But really nice. Like, and put all of her pillows
in a row. >> KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh!
I'm so proud of you. >> SCOTT: I thought somebody
made it. I thought she was kidding.
>> KHLOE: Next on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
>> KIM: Kanye and I decided to let North do the JoJo Siwa
video. >> NORTH: Yeah, JoJo!
>> JOJO: You got the moves, North!
Yeah, North! >> KHLOE: It's only been a
couple hours, and Malika is a (bleep) monster.
>> MALIKA: You tried it, so you're gonna get a bitch out of
me. >> KHLOE: Hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: So, are you definitely inviting Sofia?
>> SCOTT: Yeah. It is a really hard and awkward situation.
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