1 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:07,367 >> KHLOE: Tonight on Keeping Up with the Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,367 --> 00:00:09,767 >> KIM: Oh, my God. >> KRIS: What? 3 00:00:09,767 --> 00:00:12,233 >> KIM: Do you guys see Scott, what he just posted? 4 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:13,700 >> KHLOE: What did he post? >> KIM: It says "What more could 5 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,166 a guy ask for? Three's company." 6 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:19,500 And it's him, Kourtney and Sofia in Mexico. 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,600 >> KRIS: What? What exactly is going on with 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:27,567 Scott and you on these "family vacations" where you take along 9 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:28,567 Sofia? 10 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,333 Christmas Eve. >> KIM: Maybe we have it here at 11 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:35,700 our house. >> KRIS: It means I'm getting 12 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,633 old. >> KIM: Kanye's been planning 13 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:40,233 the whole thing. I don't even know what is in 14 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:48,300 store. ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:52,433 ♪ ♪ >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah. 16 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,433 Beautiful. One more time? 17 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:58,567 Nice. And open eyes, Kim. 18 00:00:58,567 --> 00:01:01,233 Beautiful. >> PRODUCER: No playback, we 19 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:03,433 need it absolutely quiet, thank you. 20 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:05,533 Holding all conversations. 21 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,400 >> PENELOPE: Mommy? (screams) 22 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,233 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:20,233 >> KIM: So I think I can get our family Christmas card done 24 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:24,233 today. (quietly): So, should I try to 25 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,533 get them to do a Christmas card today? 26 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:32,233 Hey, guys, um, so what I was thinking is since we're here, 27 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:34,600 and we're dressed and we're glammed, what if we try to shoot 28 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,200 a Christmas card? >> KRIS: If you want to do it, 29 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,033 then you go for it. With so many kids and so many 30 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:44,533 grandkids, to wrangle the whole family and get everybody 31 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:47,400 together for one photo shoot, it's a lot. 32 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,333 >> KHLOE: Dreamy Dream. Come on, Mama. 33 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,567 >> KRIS: But I love the holidays, and I'm obsessed with 34 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:57,000 Christmas. And I love the Christmas cards 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,600 and all the shopping and the wrapping and picking a wrapping 36 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,433 paper and planning the holiday party. 37 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,767 >> SANTA CLAUS: What did you want for Christmas, Kimberly? 38 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:07,500 >> KIM: Teddy Ruxpin. >> SANTA CLAUS: Teddy Ruxpin? 39 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:11,333 >> KRIS: And I have been giving a Christmas Eve party since 40 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:15,633 1978. Christmas Eve means so much to 41 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:17,533 me and my kids. >> ROBERT: Kylie's getting 42 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:19,533 face-painted? >> KRIS: The girls. 43 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:23,066 Well, well, well. I plan the party favors and 44 00:02:23,066 --> 00:02:27,600 Santa and food. I am so excited to have you guys 45 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,000 all here tonight. And I look forward to it every 46 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,233 year. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, all the 47 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:35,233 adults, look at the camera, and the rest is fine. 48 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:38,633 (indistinct chatter) >> KOURTNEY: Reigny... 49 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,266 >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Look at the camera. 50 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:41,633 >> KIM: Dreamy, we need you. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, 51 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:44,266 everyone, stop talking. We need your perfect face right 52 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:47,066 now. >> KHLOE: Yay, we did it. 53 00:02:47,066 --> 00:03:10,433 >> MASON: Thank God! ♪ ♪ 54 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,266 ♪ ♪ 55 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,266 >> KHLOE: Come out, let me hold you. 56 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:23,567 >> MALIKA: Hi. >> KHLOE: I am so excited. 57 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:26,633 It's True's first Christmas. >> SAVAS: True's so cute. 58 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:29,300 (laughs) This might be the best-decorated 59 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,000 tree I've seen. >> KHLOE: Isn't it so nice? 60 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,033 >> MALIKA: It's beautiful. I think that's a real reindeer 61 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:36,066 right there. >> KHLOE: Whoa, look at that 62 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:38,567 thing, huh? (True coos) 63 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:41,533 Me and True are gonna be so stylish. 64 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,767 For Christmas Eve, we go to my mom's big party. 65 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:45,567 >> SAVAS: And you already have True's outfit ready? 66 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:47,500 >> KHLOE: It's being custom-made as we speak. 67 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,367 >> SAVAS (chuckles): Oh, my God. >> KHLOE: So what do you think 68 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,700 about that? Hmm? (True fusses) 69 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,633 (laughter) >> MALIKA: She's, like, a part 70 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,133 of the conversation. >> SAVAS: Yeah, she is. 71 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:58,433 >> KHLOE: Fabulous. (True babbles) 72 00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:01,633 (laughter) >> MALIKA: True, you are funny. 73 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:05,066 >> KHLOE: Wait, do you really think Tristan won't be able to 74 00:04:05,066 --> 00:04:08,633 come to L.A. for Christmas? >> SAVAS: I c-- So on the-- 75 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:10,600 What, so what does he, he plays on the... 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,367 >> KHLOE: So Tristan was saying they have practice the 24th, and 77 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:17,700 a game the 26th. So wha-- I don't... ugh. 78 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:21,467 (True fusses) >> KHLOE: It's annoying, huh? 79 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:25,467 It's beyond disappointing that Tristan might not be around for 80 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:29,433 Christmas, but when Tristan is on the road, he has practice 81 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:33,400 every single day and even on game days, they have practice 82 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,033 and then they have the game later. 83 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:38,700 It's so hard to match both of our schedules. 84 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:42,500 Either work or his NBA schedule or, like, just personal, like 85 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,767 the Christmas Eve party. >> MALIKA: So if Tristan can 86 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:47,467 come, then you guys will be in L.A. 87 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:50,133 >> KHLOE: I'll be there for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day 88 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,433 regardless. 'Cause that's our tradition. 89 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:54,567 Boop. But it's really important to me 90 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:57,600 that True gets to be with her cousins, and just spend a lot of 91 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,767 family time on Christmas, like, it's our family tradition and we 92 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,133 do it together. If he can't come, we'll do 93 00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:06,500 Christmas early or after, whatever. 94 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,467 We'll figure it out. What do you think about that? 95 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,100 (True groans) Stop it. 96 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:16,100 Girl, I feel the same way. (laughter) 97 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,734 ♪ ♪ 98 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,700 >> SCOTT: There she is, my milk of magnesia. 99 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,400 God must have broke the mold when he made you. 100 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,166 Come here. >> KHLOE: I never got a hug 101 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,133 like this before. >> SCOTT: Mm-hmm, it's so nice. 102 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,767 >> KIM: Hi, guys. >> SCOTT: Hi. 103 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:41,166 >> KHLOE: Hey, Keeks. >> KIM: I'm on a diet, you know? 104 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:44,533 These things aren't good for you when you're a diet. 105 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:47,066 >> SCOTT: The Dud? >> KIM: Mm, the Dud. 106 00:05:47,066 --> 00:05:49,400 >> SCOTT: What about a 'tos? >> KIM: A what? 107 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,400 >> SCOTT: A Ment. >> KIM: What is that? 108 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,066 >> SCOTT: Mentos. >> KIM: Can I have one? 109 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:55,000 >> SCOTT: Yeah. >> KHLOE: So are you guys going 110 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,233 to a tropical location this weekend? 111 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:59,000 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Yeah. It's a great 112 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,400 long weekend, and I also just wanted to get the kids away 113 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,700 somewhere fun in the ocean. >> KOURTNEY: Ever since Bali, 114 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:07,533 Scott and I have been getting along really well, and I had 115 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:12,600 mentioned wanting to go somewhere warm for Mason's 116 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:18,033 birthday trip, and so he books this trip to Cabo right before 117 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:22,600 Christmas, and I'm dying to stay home because it's Christmastime 118 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:28,700 and I have so much to do, but he is insistent so I decide to go, 119 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,767 and I think, you know, going away with Scott and his 120 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:37,567 girlfriend and the kids is a nice thing before Christmas. 121 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:40,066 I have to do this post, and it's just so awkward. 122 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,033 >> KIM: You were laughing all night about it. 123 00:06:42,033 --> 00:06:43,734 >> SCOTT: What's it for? >> KIM: TikTok, an app. 124 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:45,633 >> KOURTNEY: TikTok. >> SCOTT: Can I see it? 125 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,767 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. (over video): I am helping to 126 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:51,567 support Oceana. Happy biodiverse oceans mean a 127 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:55,200 healthier world, and a future for our sushi. 128 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,000 >> SCOTT: Did you see this, Kim? >> KIM: I was dying. 129 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,300 >> SCOTT (robotic): "And it is very good for our sushi." 130 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,600 >> KHLOE: Well, it's wild that she actually said that. 131 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,233 >> SCOTT: "Our sushi." >> KHLOE: "Our sushi." 132 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:11,066 (Kim laughs) ♪ ♪ 133 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:13,600 >> KHLOE: I'm hoping I get back to my old self, and Christmas 134 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,066 Eve, I'm wasted again. >> KIM: Yeah. 135 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:17,600 >> KHLOE: Last year was such a waste. 136 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,200 I was pregnant. So waking up sober Christmas 137 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,100 morning was just so different for me. 138 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,166 I've been drunk every Christmas morning... 139 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:27,667 (Sushi barking) >> KIM: Hey. 140 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,166 >> MICHAEL: Kim. >> KIM: Yeah? 141 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:33,066 >> MICHAEL: The hamster hasn't been moving. 142 00:07:33,066 --> 00:07:35,500 So you might want to go look at it. 143 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,500 >> KHLOE: Oh, no. >> KIM: It's dead? 144 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,767 >> MICHAEL: It's, like, stiff. >> KHLOE: What? 145 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:41,767 (Kim groans) >> KIM: I don't have time for a 146 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,633 dead hamster. >> MICHAEL: Let's go check it 147 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,600 out. >> KHLOE: Are you sure he's no 148 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:50,567 longer with us? >> KIM: Maybe he's sleeping. 149 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:56,166 (gasps) >> KHLOE: I don't believe this. 150 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,233 (Kim yelps) >> MICHAEL: It's dead. 151 00:07:58,233 --> 00:07:59,767 >> KIM: Ew. >> KIM: It's dead, it's... 152 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:01,300 >> MICHAEL: It's not even breathing. 153 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,266 >> KIM: For sure, yeah. The hamster is dead. 154 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,567 >> KHLOE: How? >> KIM: I don't know, it's just 155 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:09,734 sitting in here dead. Sushi, did you do this? 156 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:12,667 (Sushi whimpering) >> KHLOE: Has North seen it like 157 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,300 this? That's kind of terrifying. 158 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,500 >> KIM: No, she's at school. >> KHLOE: Oh, thank God. 159 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,367 >> KIM: I don't know how I'm gonna say "And by the way, 160 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:21,533 your hamster died." North is gonna be really, really 161 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:24,133 upset. It's just not fair, how do I go 162 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:27,266 and explain this? Like, what do I do? 163 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:30,300 It's the first time she's, like, really, really, really 164 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,333 loved an animal, more than her dog. 165 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,734 >> KHLOE: She's still into it? >> KIM: She's still into it. 166 00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:37,066 And I don't know what to do. >> KHLOE (chuckles): Oh, my God. 167 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:39,300 >> KIM: No, it's just this kind of (bleep) I can't deal with. 168 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,266 This is why you don't get someone a pet. 169 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:43,300 >> KHLOE: I'm so sorry this is happening. 170 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,300 >> KIM: Don't ever do this to me again. 171 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,567 I literally hate you. >> KHLOE: Are you gonna get me 172 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:48,533 killed, too? 173 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,300 >> KIM: Oh, my God. >> KHLOE: What? 174 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,133 >> KIM: "What more could a guy ask for? 175 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,300 Three's company." And it's him, Kourtney and 176 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,667 Sofia. >> KHLOE: She doesn't know what 177 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:04,166 the (bleep) she wants. >> KRIS: Exactly. 178 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:06,300 >> KHLOE: Hi. Do you guys have a fancy bear? 179 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,066 That's what they're called. >> CLERK: No. No. 180 00:09:08,066 --> 00:09:09,567 >> KHLOE: No? >> CLERK: Yeah, we just have the 181 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:11,333 long-haired teddy bears and the short-haired. 182 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,333 >> KIM: I cannot believe it is this hard. 183 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:17,066 This is just crazy. Merry Christmas Eve from the 184 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:20,333 West residence. So everyone is starting to 185 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:24,200 arrive and I want everyone to have fun so that my mom can feel 186 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:33,066 proud that I took it over and I made it really special. 187 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,700 ♪ ♪ 188 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,100 >> KIM: This (bleep) frozen yogurt machine. 189 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,367 >> KRIS: The frozen yogurt machine. 190 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:52,767 >> KIM: I hear it in that (bleep) room, it's so annoying. 191 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:55,700 The baby hears it in her room. I'm getting a thing built around 192 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,467 it. >> KRIS: Well, while you're in 193 00:09:57,467 --> 00:10:02,100 this delicious mood, why don't we discuss Christmas Eve? 194 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,200 >> KIM: Okay, what about it? >> KRIS: Well, you're a little 195 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,233 tough on me as far as doing the same thing every year, so I just 196 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,100 don't want to disappoint anyone. >> KIM: I definitely like 197 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:14,667 "same," I just think, like, the kids have evolved from, like, 198 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:18,033 having it just be your friends, because, like, it's kind of, 199 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:20,633 like, this older party. It's, like, kids won't even 200 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,700 know. >> KRIS: There's reindeer and 201 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,700 Hot Dog on a Stick. >> KIM: Uh, we-- like, there's 202 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:28,367 literally people we don't know. Our Christmas Eve party was this 203 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:33,133 fun party that I just remember being friends and family and my 204 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:38,000 grandparents and cousins, and it was just the best night ever. 205 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,734 But my mom has been doing it for so long, it's just turned into 206 00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:43,400 something different, like, it's just kind of a party just for my 207 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,300 mom and mostly her friends. This Christmas party, it's such 208 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,400 a beautiful night, but it's turned into such a (bleep) show 209 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,133 with so many people that we only see at this one night a year, 210 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,467 right? >> KHLOE: Hear, hear. 211 00:10:57,467 --> 00:11:01,066 >> KIM: We want it to be a place that we could just have fun, and 212 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:04,200 it's all of our friends. And, you know, definitely family 213 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,033 and my mom's friends, too, but a good mix of-of both so we can 214 00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:12,300 have a good time and really just enjoy each other. 215 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:17,734 The time has come that maybe we switch the location, and we have 216 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:21,467 it here at our house. Like, I know Kanye, like, loves 217 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:25,066 to put things together, so if he knows that we're doing a 218 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:28,166 Christmas Eve party, he'll have, like, so many ideas. 219 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,200 And we just have a different vibe and different energy. 220 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:35,433 And we all, collectively, all the siblings feel that way. 221 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:40,266 >> KRIS: So I'm outnumbered. >> KIM: You're outnumbered. 222 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,500 >> KRIS: Well, that makes me sad. 223 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,734 >> KIM: I want you to, like, give us your blessing. 224 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:49,400 I don't want to, like, just steal it from you. 225 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,767 >> KRIS: No, I want you guys to be able to do this till you're 226 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,500 my age, and one of your kids takes over. 227 00:11:56,500 --> 00:12:00,333 That's the whole-- That's the joy. 228 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:05,533 It's just... the-the thought of actually not doing it at my 229 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:11,433 house. I'm getting emotional. 230 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:15,367 Makes me sad, it does. Makes me so sad. 231 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:20,200 >> KIM: Aw. >> KRIS: You know, it's just 232 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,533 that magic that you can make, and make everybody feel so 233 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:28,367 amazing on one night a year. You know, it's that love. 234 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,500 >> KIM: You're, like, making me cry seeing you cry. 235 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,767 It's just a party. >> KRIS: I know, but it's not 236 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:36,400 just a party. It's changing of the guards. 237 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:41,100 Well, you can have the party. It's the right thing. 238 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:45,100 You can have it. >> KIM: I'm really surprised 239 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,533 when my mom gets emotional. It makes sense, she's done this 240 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,000 forever, and it just is, like, passing the baton and, you 241 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,767 know, this, like, phase in her life is over. 242 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,767 >> KRIS: It means I'm getting old. 243 00:12:55,767 --> 00:13:01,166 >> KIM: No, you're not. I thought she would be more 244 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,367 relieved. Like, "Thank God I don't have to 245 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,467 pay for this party or host this party." 246 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:09,367 I think I just have to work so hard to make my mom super proud 247 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:13,133 and excited that she has this burden of this party off her 248 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,433 shoulders. I'm just glad that you guys feel 249 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:21,533 the same happiness and joy. It's my favorite night. 250 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:25,467 I love you. >> KIM: You'll have fun, don't 251 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:29,166 worry, you'll love it. >> KRIS: Okay. 252 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,000 ♪ ♪ 253 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,567 >> SCOTT: Just-- Oh, wow. That's a lot of leg. 254 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,000 You look good, Chonch. >> CICI: Oh, thank you. 255 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,433 >> KIM: Hi. >> CICI: Hi. Love you. 256 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:45,000 >> KIM: I'm showing him for the first time this place. 257 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,066 >> SCOTT: Could you not rub your boob on me? 258 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:51,133 >> CICI: I'm on the same floor. >> SCOTT: Yes, Choncha. 259 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,200 >> CICI: How's Sofia? >> SCOTT: Good. 260 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,633 >> CICI: Good. >> SCOTT: Very good. 261 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,500 We're leaving tomorrow for a relaxing weekend. 262 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,433 >> CICI: Okay. Good. >> SCOTT: Yeah. 263 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,433 >> CICI: For how long? >> SCOTT: Uh, like, three days. 264 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,266 And we're gonna be home for Christmas. 265 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:04,033 >> CICI: Perfect. >> SCOTT: Yeah. 266 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:07,533 >> KIM: Um, wait, so does anyone know last night Caitlyn called. 267 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,100 >> CICI: What-- Why? >> KIM: Because... 268 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,567 >> CICI: She wants to go to the Christmas party? 269 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:14,533 >> KIM: That-- Exactly! Caitlyn wants to totally go to 270 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:18,100 the Christmas Eve party. >> SCOTT: Oh, my God. Wow. 271 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,400 >> KIM: Yeah. After Caitlyn transitioned, it 272 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,467 was really hard on my mom, and they had a big falling out over 273 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:29,433 the way that Caitlyn handled her story about my mom in her book. 274 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,433 >> MALIKA: Please don't cry. >> KRIS: It was shocking. 275 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,533 >> MALIKA: I know. Oh, my God. This is gonna affect you and 276 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,467 it's gonna hurt, I... >> KRIS: This is really (bleep). 277 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,633 I just feel like I'm always in the dark, always the last to 278 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:43,200 know anything! And it's-it's wild. 279 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,166 I don't know how else to feel. >> KIM: I-I just felt like that 280 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:49,700 was so unfair, so I completely understand how my mom feels. 281 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,533 And I've always backed my mom and supported my mom. 282 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:56,100 You know, but at the same time, it's Kendall and Kylie's dad. 283 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,166 So I sent a group text to the whole family. 284 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,066 >> CICI: No. >> KIM: I go, guys, I have a 285 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,500 really wild idea. What if, for the Christmas Eve 286 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,533 party... >> CICI: No. No. 287 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:08,400 >> KIM: ...we invite Caitlyn? >> CICI: Oh, God! 288 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,233 >> KIM: So finally, at, like, noon, my mom writes us back, and 289 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:15,500 it's like, "Oh, my God, fine. Okay, guys." 290 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,633 >> SCOTT and CICI: What?! (laughter) 291 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,233 >> KIM: Yeah. I think this is such a big move 292 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:23,367 for my mom, inviting Caitlyn, and, you know, it's a new party. 293 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:27,333 Hopefully there'll be, like, just good energy, everyone will 294 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,200 get along, and it'll be good vibes. 295 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,533 Like, isn't that just what Christmas is about? 296 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:35,100 >> SCOTT: There is something to say about it being Kendall and 297 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,567 Kylie's father. >> KIM: Yeah. 298 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,433 >> CICI: You got your mom's approval, that's all the 299 00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,300 matters. >> SCOTT: And in some ways, even 300 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,333 though there's negatives, I feel like you kind of build and you, 301 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,533 like, move forward, 'cause it's like, I don't know, maybe 302 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,467 something good will come of that. 303 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,500 >> KIM: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Wow. So this is gonna 304 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,667 be an extremely interesting Christmas, then. 305 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:54,233 >> CICI: Oh, my God. >> KIM: Yep. 306 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,133 ♪ ♪ 307 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:13,667 >> KIM: Wait. Oh, my God. >> KRIS: What? 308 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,266 >> KIM: Did you just see Scott, what he just posted? 309 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,367 >> KHLOE: What did he post? >> KIM: It says, "What more 310 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,166 could a guy ask for? Three's company." 311 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,433 And it's him, Kourtney and Sofia in Mexico. 312 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,500 >> KHLOE: Let me see. >> KRIS: What? But they post a 313 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:30,467 picture like that? To be honest, it's a little 314 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,700 confusing. Kourtney and Scott and Sofia on 315 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:39,700 vacation together. I mean, what is happening? 316 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,700 >> KIM: Let me see what the comments say. 317 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,233 "Sofia is a young fool, and Kourtney is an old fool, and all 318 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:47,367 of these people need therapy." >> KHLOE: We do. 319 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,300 >> KRIS: Why in the world would she feel the need to go on 320 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,734 vacation with Scott? >> KHLOE: I she just wants a 321 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,567 trip with the kids. >> KHLOE: She wants a trip with 322 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,433 the kids, and they're... >> KRIS: She has a lot of trips 323 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,533 with the kids. She can pick up and go to Mexico 324 00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:01,633 any day of the week. My fear is that she can't make 325 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,266 up her mind. She can't pick a paint color. 326 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,633 That takes months. I'm just saying, because of 327 00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:10,467 her indecisiveness, it's going to bite her in the ass, and 328 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:16,300 she's gonna be the one deciding way too late that she is in love 329 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,700 with Scott, and wants to spend the rest of her life with Scott. 330 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,700 >> KHLOE: She doesn't know what the (bleep) she wants. 331 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,266 >> KRIS: Exactly. Somebody is gonna end up getting 332 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:27,333 really hurt in this scenario. 333 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:33,266 It took me a couple of years after Robert and I got divorced, 334 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,467 but we became the best of friends. 335 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:38,700 So I know a thing or two about being friendly with your ex and 336 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:45,600 co-parenting, but it's still incredibly... challenging, so I 337 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:51,200 worry that somebody's going to get hurt. 338 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,433 >> KHLOE: Oh, what's this? >> KIM: This is for the 339 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,333 Christmas party. (Khloe gasps) 340 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,500 I mentioned it to Kanye, so of course he came up with 341 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,367 these wild ideas. >> KHLOE: You two are both 342 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,333 just... >> KIM: He loves to do it. 343 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,000 >> KHLOE: ...like, mad scientists. 344 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,667 >> KRIS: What, exactly, is going on with Scott and you on these 345 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,567 "family vacations" where you take along Sofia? 346 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:25,767 It's just not making any sense to me. 347 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,600 ♪ ♪ 348 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,533 >> KIM: Ooh, my legs kill. I worked out so hard I can't 349 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,400 even walk. >> KHLOE: Good for you. 350 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,667 We should put you on strings and just start moving you. 351 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,700 >> KIM: Yeah. No, it was really good. 352 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,066 I was really excited. >> KHLOE: Oh, what's this? 353 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,467 >> KIM: This is for the Christmas party. 354 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,633 (Khloe gasps) And I'm not involved in 355 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,600 any of the creative. That's all Kanye. 356 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,033 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, I love it. >> KIM: But I just wanted to 357 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,500 see, like, legit-- >> KHLOE: What's that, an 358 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,567 abominable snowman? >> KIM: Practically. 359 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:04,567 So, this artist we're getting to come and make these trees. 360 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,433 >> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KIM: So, my goal is to just-- 361 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:12,066 I only work with the logistics. But it's kind of like... 362 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,400 Whoville. >> KHLOE: Yeah, I get that. 363 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,467 Oh, my God. >> KIM: For the Christmas Eve 364 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:19,133 party, I mentioned it to Kanye, so of course he came up with 365 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:22,433 these wild ideas. It's definitely over the top. 366 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,367 And this is just, like, a little bit of it. 367 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,100 Kanye's been planning the whole thing. 368 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,133 I don't even know what really is in store. 369 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,467 He wants snow everywhere, and make these, like, domes... 370 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:35,533 these, like, igloos for the kids to play in, a sled area. 371 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,533 And just make it this, like, this, like, West Winter 372 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,166 Wonderland. Like, for the table, we want, 373 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,433 like, the curve, like, when they're all eating their feast. 374 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,467 >> KHLOE: Oh... my... God. This is gonna be... 375 00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,066 >> KIM: You know? And their roast beast. 376 00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,767 >> KHLOE: It's gonna be (bleep) epic. 377 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,567 >> KIM: It's gonna be a winter wonderland. 378 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,533 >> KHLOE: I don't know how he does it all, it's crazy. 379 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,734 You two are both just... >> KIM: He loves to do it. 380 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,500 >> KHLOE: ...like mad scientists. 381 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,000 Just like lunatics, like, ah, thinking all these things, 382 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,734 and you get it all done. I don't know how. 383 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:08,133 >> KIM: Yeah. God, I'm so tired. Last night, North was up till, 384 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:10,600 like, midnight, talking about this hamster. 385 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,133 I literally tried to break it to her, and I said, "I think your 386 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,533 hamster's dead, Northie." She would pick it up dead. 387 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:17,500 "No, it's not, it's just sleeping, Mom, it's just 388 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,000 sleeping. >> KHLOE: Oh, no! 389 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,467 >> KIM: She's not believing me. >> KHLOE: So, right now she 390 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,467 thinks what? >> KIM: She thinks it's at the 391 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:26,200 vet getting checked to see if it was just sleeping or not. 392 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,200 >> KHLOE: If she still thinks it's sleeping, maybe she'll just 393 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,200 forget about it. Don't even bring it up. 394 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,033 Where's her cage? Just slowly get the cage our of 395 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,734 her room and stuff. >> KIM: No. 396 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,633 >> KHLOE: The more it's there... >> KIM: I can't take-- 397 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,600 She won't-- She won't let me take the cage yet. 398 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,633 >> KHLOE: Ugh. Very morbid, but good for her. 399 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:43,100 Stand your ground, North. >> KIM: I'm going to have to 400 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:46,200 now figure this out. She won't take no for an answer. 401 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,734 >> KHLOE: Oh, (bleep). >> KIM: I'm just afraid that 402 00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:51,400 because this hamster meant so much to her... 403 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,433 >> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: And she took care of it, 404 00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:55,600 and she was so excited and got its cage, like, picked 405 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,133 everything out herself, I don't want her to think that she was, 406 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,166 like, a bad... >> KHLOE: A bad hamster mom? 407 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,166 >> KIM: Yeah. >> KHLOE: I get it. 408 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:05,000 If she's attached, I get it. >> KIM: That would, like, hurt 409 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,700 my soul if she felt like it was something she did. 410 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:12,166 >> KHLOE: I'm so sorry. I really am. 411 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,100 >> KIM: Oh, my God, can I tell you the weirdest thing? 412 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,133 On the way to school today-- There's a cemetery on the way to 413 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,700 school. Today, North goes, "Mom, can you 414 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,066 take me to your dad's tombstone?" 415 00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:24,166 And I go, "My dad?" She goes, "Yeah." 416 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,233 And I go, "You're not scared to go to a cemetery?" 417 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:29,567 She's like, "No, Mom, it's not like Michael Jackson 'Thriller.' 418 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,767 It's not like there's gonna be zombies that will come out of 419 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,633 the tombstones." >> KHLOE: That's so funny. 420 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:35,467 Good for her. >> KIM: She's like, "That's just 421 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,000 actors and makeup." >> KHLOE: She's right. 422 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,667 >> KIM: And I go, "Yes, you're totally right." 423 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:46,467 (both laughing) ♪ ♪ 424 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:51,533 >> KHLOE: Fancy-nancy. Okay, this gonna be real good. 425 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:53,767 Where are we going? >> KIM: We're gonna to to, like, 426 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:57,433 PetSmart, whatever the hell. Oh, I have such a headache. 427 00:21:57,433 --> 00:22:01,166 I cannot believe that we have to go get this hamster. 428 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:04,433 So I figured it out, we just have to get an identical 429 00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:06,700 hamster. That's, like, parenting trick 430 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,734 101. >> KHLOE: This is not an easy 431 00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:12,033 hamster, though. It's all black with, like, a 432 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,000 white spot. >> KIM: I don't think she'll 433 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,033 remember the exact spot. >> KHLOE: Yes, she will. 434 00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:17,600 >> KIM: Well... >> KHLOE: She's obsessed with 435 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,600 this beast. >> KIM: Yeah, well, thanks to 436 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,200 you, so now you know. >> KHLOE: Hi. Do you guys have 437 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,266 a fancy bear type of hamster? >> EMPLOYEE: Yeah, we have the 438 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,500 teddy bears, yeah, these guys, and then I have some on the 439 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,166 other side. >> KHLOE: Do you have a fancy 440 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,734 bear? That's what they're called? 441 00:22:29,734 --> 00:22:31,266 >> EMPLOYEE 1: No, no. Yeah, we just have the 442 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,100 long-haired teddy bears and the short-haired. 443 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,700 >> KHLOE: Got it. Okay. Let me google fancy bear. 444 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,734 >> KIM: Um, yeah, let's google. >> KHLOE: It's a fancy (bleep) 445 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,633 hamster. >> KIM: Yeah. 446 00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:42,567 >> KHLOE: It's hard. >> KIM: It's hard. 447 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,200 They don't exist. (Khloe laughs) 448 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:50,100 >> KHLOE: Wait, is it "hamster" and not "hampster," this whole 449 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,166 time? >> KIM: Is it? I always thought 450 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:55,567 it was a "hampster." I've been writing "hamp." 451 00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:57,567 >> KHLOE: Me, too. >> KIM: Oh, my God. 452 00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:59,233 >> KHLOE: Kimberly, my mind is blown. 453 00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:01,166 Well, your daughter is... >> KIM: There's millions of 454 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,000 those. >> KHLOE: ...North West, and she 455 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,200 picked the rarest one 'cause she has good taste. 456 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,166 >> KIM: It's the unicorn of hamsters. 457 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,567 >> KHLOE: Yeah, that's North for you, picked out the unicorn. 458 00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,767 >> KIM: I cannot believe it is this hard. 459 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,567 This is just crazy. >> KHLOE (sing-songy): Fancy 460 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:18,700 bear. Okay, okay, okay. 461 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,734 >> KIM: Hi. How are you? >> EMPLOYEE 2: What brings you 462 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,700 guys in today? >> KHLOE: We are looking for a 463 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:26,100 hamster, a fancy bear. >> EMPLOYEE 2: Fancy bear, okay. 464 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,233 >> KHLOE: Oh, Kimberly, there's a chinchilla! 465 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,000 >> KIM: A chinchilla? >> KHLOE: Will she notice if we 466 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,633 put a chinchilla in there instead? 467 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,667 >> KIM: I think she will. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, is that a 468 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:36,367 fancy bear? >> EMPLOYEE 2: That's a fancy 469 00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,133 bear, yes. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God! 470 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,100 We're just gonna take... >> EMPLOYEE 2: You want to do 471 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,633 the little... >> KHLOE: ...Blacktail fancy 472 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,533 bear, that's its name. >> KIM: Blacktail. 473 00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:47,133 I just pray to God North can't tell the difference, and if she 474 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:49,533 can, then it'll be Khloe's fault. 475 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,100 >> KHLOE (laughing): Oh, okay. >> EMPLOYEE 2: They're mostly 476 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,166 active at night, so during the day, they might be a little 477 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,233 sleepy. >> KIM: Oh, so I've heard. 478 00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,767 (Khloe chuckles) So I've heard. 479 00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:00,000 >> EMPLOYEE 2: You're all set. >> KIM: Thank you. 480 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,233 >> KHLOE: Thank you. >> KIM: So now you know never, 481 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:07,100 ever, ever, ever get a gift of a pet. 482 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,633 Finances stress me out more than anything in life, so just know 483 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:12,367 that. This is just so inappropriate. 484 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:16,000 That's so much money for a party for one night. 485 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,166 No, no, no, it's that serious. I literally will cancel the 486 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,166 whole party. This is not how I thought it 487 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:25,667 would be taking over this party. >> KHLOE: Why did you feel the 488 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:28,233 need to invite Cait to Christmas Eve? 489 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,700 I just don't know why anyone would want to put their mom 490 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,767 through that. I think it's really... 491 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:39,734 >> KIM: All right, Khloe, well, what do you want me to do? 492 00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:43,600 ♪ ♪ >> KHLOE: Fancy bear, you're 493 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,033 coming home. (chuckles) It's very toasty in here. 494 00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:49,166 >> KIM: I know. I like it toasty. 495 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:53,000 >> KHLOE: Hi, Sushi. You're pink? Hi, boo. 496 00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:00,200 >> KIM: All right, Blacktail 2. Ew, it pooped so much. Sick. 497 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,100 Okay, go. I'm not touching you. Go. Oh, come on. 498 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,400 >> KHLOE: You're free, Blacktail, go. 499 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:12,266 >> KIM: Yeah, go. >> KHLOE: Let it just... There. 500 00:25:12,266 --> 00:25:17,200 Oh, look, it likes it. Oh, it's running in the wheel. 501 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,367 This one is way more active than the other one was. 502 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,166 Wow, this guy crawls up that thing. 503 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:22,700 >> KIM: I'm not doing this again. 504 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:26,000 When this one dies, we're facing the facts of life. 505 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,367 Let's FaceTime North. Looks who's back from the vet, 506 00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:31,367 guys! Oh! Did you see how fast she 507 00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:34,033 went in there? Are you happy to see Blacktail 508 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,734 back from the vet? >> NORTH: Yeah, but I want him 509 00:25:36,734 --> 00:25:39,033 to be in my room. >> KIM: Okay. 510 00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:41,233 You know who wants to really do this is KoKo. 511 00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:43,133 >> KHLOE: I got to go. I have things to do. 512 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,734 >> KIM: On your way out, that's perfect. 513 00:25:44,734 --> 00:25:49,166 Okay, KoKo's gonna bring it upstairs; this is perfect. 514 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:52,000 Okay, do you see? Blacktail's on her way to your 515 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 room. >> NORTH: It's a him! 516 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,467 >> KHLOE: It is a him, it has big balls. 517 00:25:56,467 --> 00:26:00,266 >> KIM: Oh, I see the elf. All right, she's going all the 518 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:04,000 way up in your room, okay? >> KHLOE: It's hot up here. 519 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,033 >> KIM: Whoo, Blacktail's up there! 520 00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:08,000 >> KHLOE: Whoo! Ah! Just kidding. 521 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,400 >> KIM: She's running? Oh, Blacktail's up in your room. 522 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,467 >> KHLOE: It might be 400 degrees up here. 523 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:16,300 That could be why the animals keep dying. 524 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,133 ♪ ♪ 525 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:35,500 >> KRIS: I think you should put new labels on your jars in your 526 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,166 pantry. >> KOURTNEY: Why? 527 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,033 >> KRIS: First of all, I can't see a thing. 528 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:40,500 >> KOURTNEY: Oh, are they not clear? 529 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,166 >> KRIS: But-- No, but have you seen Khloe's? 530 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,166 They're, like, really big? >> KOURTNEY: Uh-uh. 531 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:48,433 >> KRIS: Like, "Milk," or "Cookies," or whatever. 532 00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:51,200 It's, like, really nice, so you should just reconsider. 533 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,500 >> KOURTNEY: I'll look at hers. >> KRIS: So how was Mexico? 534 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,467 >> KOURTNEY: We honestly had the best time. 535 00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:59,033 >> KRIS: So don't take this the wrong way, 'cause I know I sound 536 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:01,166 like a meddling mom. >> KOURTNEY: Meddling. 537 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:06,100 >> KRIS: But I'm dying to know what exactly is going on with 538 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:11,433 Scott and you on these "family vacations" where you take along 539 00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:14,400 Sofia. It's just not making any sense 540 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,233 to me. >> KOURTNEY: Why? 541 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:21,233 >> KRIS: The fact that you have Scott's girlfriend on vacation 542 00:27:21,233 --> 00:27:24,367 with you, or you're on vacation with them, or he's on vacation 543 00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:26,734 with the two of you; I don't know what's going on. 544 00:27:26,734 --> 00:27:29,133 >> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. >> KRIS: Like, explain it to me 545 00:27:29,133 --> 00:27:32,333 so I understand the dynamic. >> KOURTNEY: He was gonna take 546 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,066 them anyways. >> KRIS: No, I-I-I get it. 547 00:27:34,066 --> 00:27:36,200 >> KOURTNEY: So I'm, like, do I want to go and experience it 548 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,200 with them, or do I want to stay home? 549 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,200 And, like, I get FOMO, so I'm, like, I don't want to miss out 550 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,333 on this, like, with my kids, and honestly it was fine. 551 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:47,533 She's, like, easy to be around. She's not, like, causing, 552 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,066 like... >> KRIS: Drama. 553 00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:51,066 >> KOURTNEY: Right. >> KRIS: Well, who sleeps where? 554 00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:53,500 Give me, give me the little, give me the breakdown. 555 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:57,500 >> KOURTNEY: So, in Mexico, I had a three-bedroom villa... 556 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,467 >> KRIS: By yourself? >> KOURTNEY: ...for me and the 557 00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:03,166 kids, and then Scott and Sofia had, like, a one-bedroom, like, 558 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:07,600 in a different building. >> KRIS: Huh. I don't know. 559 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,000 Just a really interesting dynamic. 560 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,400 >> KOURTNEY: I had a great time. >> KRIS: That's what I mean. 561 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,533 It's wild. >> KOURTNEY: I swear. 562 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:14,600 There was not one thing... >> KRIS: I'm like, "What is 563 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600 going on?" >> KOURTNEY: ...in Mexico that 564 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,600 was bad. The trip was really fun and 565 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,233 easy. I know that we don't have to 566 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:25,233 travel together and I don't think that we will take every 567 00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:30,133 trip together, but it was totally not awkward. 568 00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:35,133 I feel like we are doing our best to make everything feel 569 00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:45,400 super normal for the kids. ♪ ♪ 570 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,066 And I know my parents-- as soon as everyone got along, like, 571 00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:54,100 life was so much easier. I felt like everybody was happy, 572 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:57,133 so I think, as long as, you know, we're all okay with it, I 573 00:28:57,133 --> 00:29:04,433 think it's really amazing to be able to all travel together. 574 00:29:04,433 --> 00:29:07,567 I get to go to sleep with my kids, and I'm happy. 575 00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:11,266 Like, we honestly had the best time. 576 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:17,266 >> KRIS: You've learned how to do that really well. 577 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:19,100 ♪ ♪ 578 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:29,533 >> KIM: Ooh. Okay, do you want to go over the 579 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,400 Christmas Eve list? >> KHLOE: Yeah. Who has it? 580 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,133 I just want fun people to be there, 'cause last year was a... 581 00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,433 (blows raspberry) >> KIM: Here. 582 00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:39,600 (cell phone chimes) >> KHLOE: This is the RSVP? 583 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,367 (cell phone ringing) >> KIM: Hey. 584 00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:45,667 I really need you to not be upset. 585 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:49,667 This is just so inappropriate. It's so much money for a party 586 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,266 for one night. >> KHLOE: There's no way. 587 00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:54,333 >> KOURTNEY: Didn't you send us the budget yesterday? 588 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,500 >> KIM: Yeah, that was just the deposit. 589 00:29:56,500 --> 00:30:00,367 Kanye just called me to tell me that the Christmas Eve party is 590 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:03,367 gonna be over the budget. Finances stress me out more than 591 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:05,333 anything in life, so just know that. 592 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:09,066 You know, Kanye definitely wants to deliver and just thinks, you 593 00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:12,300 know, here, and then I come in as the buzzkill, like, wait a 594 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,333 minute, we need to scale back. The Christmas party is gonna 595 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:18,467 change. No, no, no, it's that serious. 596 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:21,400 For one night, for a few hours, then I want to kick everyone 597 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,600 out, we can't do this, so we have to cut so much of that. 598 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,533 First of all, we can't put snow in the street, from the city. 599 00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,667 (Khloe chuckles) We do not need an ice skating 600 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:32,200 rink. No, I don't want to ruin our 601 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,467 whole landscaping. I literally will cancel the 602 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:40,200 whole party. >> KHLOE: Why did you feel the 603 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,133 need to invite Cait? >> KIM: I just wanted the peace. 604 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,533 I thought, "Oh, the more the merrier." 605 00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:45,300 >> KHLOE: But what about Mom's peace? 606 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,633 >> KOURTNEY: No, obviously we care about Mom's peace more, 607 00:30:47,633 --> 00:30:55,233 but... >> KHLOE: But what? 608 00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:57,066 ♪ ♪ 609 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:03,300 >> KHLOE: What happened with the hamster, anything? 610 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,533 >> KIM: No, still... >> KHLOE: Still there? 611 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:07,367 >> KIM: Still alive and kicking, but it loves to just sit in that 612 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:10,667 tube. >> KHLOE: So... I don't know 613 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:14,367 what is happening, but I really have something serious to talk 614 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:16,700 to you about. Why did you feel the need to 615 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,467 invite Cait to Christmas Eve? 616 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:26,667 >> KIM: I was just trying to make the peace, and I said in 617 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:30,633 that first text, "Okay, are we all just gonna invite everyone?" 618 00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:32,567 And I thought the consensus was, like, yeah. 619 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,700 >> KOURTNEY: I never responded. >> KHLOE: I never even saw that 620 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,433 conversation. Just never should've invited 621 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,233 her. >> KIM: I thought I was doing 622 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,700 the right thing by just being like, "Oh..." 623 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,767 >> KHLOE: But it's not to Mom. >> KIM: I just wanted the peace. 624 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:43,567 I thought, "Oh, the more the merrier." 625 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,300 >> KHLOE: But what about Mom's peace? 626 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,166 >> KIM: It's holiday. >> KHLOE: But what about Mom's 627 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,433 peace? Who wants Mom's peace? 628 00:31:48,433 --> 00:31:50,433 'Cause that's what matters. Do we care about Caitlyn's 629 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:52,367 peace? >> KOURTNEY: No, obviously we 630 00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:54,367 care about Mom's peace more, but... 631 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:55,767 >> KHLOE: No, there's no "but" to that. 632 00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:58,333 You don't say, "Obviously we care about Mom's peace more, 633 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,734 but..." But what? 634 00:32:00,734 --> 00:32:03,233 >> KOURTNEY: But I think we should all just get along. 635 00:32:03,233 --> 00:32:05,600 >> KHLOE: But we don't want our mom to be uncomfortable at her 636 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,433 own party, and, yes, it is Mom's party, she created it. 637 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,233 >> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> KHLOE: I think if your mom's 638 00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:12,467 uncomfortable, I just don't know why anyone would want to put 639 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,500 their mom through that. I think it's really... 640 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,633 >> KIM: All right, Khloe, well, what do you want me to do? 641 00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:19,200 >> KHLOE: I think it just sucks. >> KIM: It sucks, I made a big 642 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,033 (bleep) mistake. So what do I do? 643 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:24,200 Do I disinvite Caitlyn? >> KOURTNEY: You can't really 644 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,700 disinvite somebody. >> KHLOE: Yes, you can. 645 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:28,000 This is what's gonna happen, just say, "Hey, Cait, I'm so 646 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,266 sorry, I think I jumped the gun, I don't want my mom 647 00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:33,200 uncomfortable at her own party. I hope you could understand. 648 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,300 There's no hard feelings." Like, make it super nice and be 649 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:40,033 there for Mom, too, the way we expect her to be there for us. 650 00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:42,233 >> KIM: Okay. This is not how I thought it 651 00:32:42,233 --> 00:32:44,367 would be, taking over this party. 652 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:48,033 I want everyone to have fun, I want it to be a good time, but 653 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:51,233 between Khloe mad at me, Kanye mad-- like, everyone's mad at 654 00:32:51,233 --> 00:32:53,567 me, and it's just not worth the stress. 655 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,400 >> KRIS: Hello? >> KIM: Hey. 656 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,433 >> KRIS: Hey. >> KIM: So I just want you to 657 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,633 know that I'm calling Caitlyn in a minute and I'm gonna tell her 658 00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:02,333 that I jumped the gun and she can't come to the Christmas 659 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:03,767 party. >> KRIS: Oh, no, I just told 660 00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:06,767 Kendall that she was coming and Kendall said she's getting her 661 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:10,333 dad a present. Just leave it alone, guys. 662 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,767 I could never do that to Kendall and Kylie, just like I would 663 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:15,533 never do it to you, ever. >> KHLOE: Right, but you never 664 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:17,033 should have been put in this position anyway. 665 00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:18,767 >> KIM: Yeah, I'm sorry that I put you in this position. 666 00:33:18,767 --> 00:33:21,333 I didn't mean to... >> KRIS: It's o-- I promise you, 667 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,667 I'm fine. Just let it go. 668 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,000 Vodka's my friend. >> KIM: Okay. 669 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,533 >> KRIS: Bye. >> KIM: Bye. 670 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:31,767 I'm literally devastated, and I feel so bad. 671 00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:35,000 So now, it's really important to me that the party is everything 672 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,567 and more that my mom-- I want her to be proud of it and feel 673 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:42,000 like "Okay, this was such a good decision that we passed the 674 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,533 baton." >> KHLOE: Don't (bleep) with my 675 00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:50,400 mom. (truck beeping) 676 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,266 ♪ ♪ 677 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:59,433 >> KOURTNEY: Northie? >> SCOTT: This is Blacktail? 678 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:01,467 >> NORTH: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: I haven't seen a 679 00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:05,066 hamster in so long. Hello. 680 00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:08,467 Does it talk? >> NORTH: Yeah. 681 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:11,433 >> SCOTT: How old is it-- whoa! >> NORTH: Five. 682 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:13,567 >> KOURTNEY: Five years old? >> NORTH: Mm-hmm. 683 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,700 >> SCOTT: Does it go to the bathroom in that ball? 684 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,567 >> NORTH: No. >> SCOTT: Well, that's good. 685 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:20,000 >> KOURTNEY: North, we're going up to Saint's room. 686 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,500 Can we bring Blacktail? >> NORTH: I guess. 687 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,700 >> KOURTNEY: Oh! There's poop. 688 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,033 >> NORTH: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: Where? 689 00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:28,467 >> KOURTNEY: Right there, on the table. 690 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,400 >> SCOTT: Where is the, where do you see this? 691 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,734 >> KOURTNEY: Right there. You touched the poop? 692 00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,033 >> SCOTT: Oh, wow. Let's wash your hands. 693 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,633 >> KOURTNEY: Go wash your hands, you silly girl. 694 00:34:37,633 --> 00:34:41,433 Should we go up to your mom? >> NORTH: If she wants... 695 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:43,567 >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, let's go. >> SCOTT: Come on, Blacktail. 696 00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:48,100 >> NORTH: Blacktail. >> KOURTNEY: Is Blacktail a girl 697 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:51,100 or a boy? >> NORTH: Boy. 698 00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:53,767 >> KHLOE: North completely bought that this is Blacktail. 699 00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:56,467 >> KIM: I hope this one lives, 'cause I will not go through 700 00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,100 this again. >> KOURTNEY: That thing is 701 00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,600 disgusting. >> KIM: I know, do you see... 702 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,066 >> SCOTT: What, Blacktail? >> KIM: Yes. 703 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:02,633 >> SCOTT: Why, 'cause of all the poop? 704 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,333 >> KIM: There's poop, like, everywhere. 705 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,533 I thought this was a big piece of poop, but it was just a Lego 706 00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:09,433 in the corner. (laughter) 707 00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,266 ♪ ♪ 708 00:35:15,433 --> 00:35:17,433 >> KRIS: I'm excited to see the pop-up. 709 00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:21,467 >> KIM: Yeah, it looks nice. Hey, guys, so I am on my way 710 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,433 with my mama. >> KRIS: Hey. 711 00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:25,567 >> KIM: We are going to the South Coast Plaza to check out 712 00:35:25,567 --> 00:35:33,133 my pop-up, so I hope to see you there. 713 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,066 (cheering, applause) >> KIM: So it says it on the 714 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:38,133 outside of the store, "KKW Beauty," so when you walk in 715 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:40,133 it's, like, a beauty bar, you know? 716 00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:43,033 >> KRIS: I love the iridescent. So good. 717 00:35:43,033 --> 00:35:45,367 This is so gorgeous. >> KIM: Hi, guys. 718 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:48,166 >> CROWD: Hi! >> KIM: Did you guys all check 719 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,633 out the store? >> CROWD: Yes. 720 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,400 >> FAN: What about that Christmas card? 721 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,567 >> KIM: It's hard to see 'cause there's so many of us, but we 722 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:59,500 all sat on a couch and figured it out, and we all wore white or 723 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,033 cream. I'll do just a quick sweep. 724 00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:08,133 >> CROWD: Aww! So cute. 725 00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:13,000 ♪ ♪ >> KIM: Merry Christmas Eve, 726 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,266 from the West residence. 727 00:36:19,033 --> 00:36:22,133 Kanye and I were able to make some changes, so I took out the 728 00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:25,000 ice skating rink and I kind of explained, if we're gonna be 729 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,533 all really dressed up, I don't think anyone wants to take their 730 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:30,166 shoes off and put on ice skates. Like, the sledding, for sure, 731 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:33,600 super fun, but then the rest of it, it should be about the 732 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,500 entertainment inside, and just having a good time, good food. 733 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,533 And that was when I let him, I had to, like, let go and just 734 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:47,266 be like "All right, it's at your house, this is how you want it." 735 00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:49,734 Hey, how are you? >> MAN: Doing well, how are you? 736 00:36:49,734 --> 00:36:53,500 >> KIM: Look, at this, babe. >> CANDY MAKER: It's a dragon, 737 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,233 for you. >> KIM: Saint, he's making a 738 00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:59,200 dragon lollipop. Look at how cool this is. 739 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,567 Okay, there you go. This is Sia. 740 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:05,100 >> SIA: Nice to meet you. You, too-- hi, True. 741 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:09,100 >> COREY: Hey, CiCi. How you been? 742 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,166 >> JORDYN: Where is the dance floor? 743 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:15,000 >> KIM: So everyone is starting to arrive, and I want everyone 744 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,200 to have fun, I want it to be a good time. 745 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,166 >> KYLIE: Yeah, we got to go party. 746 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:23,200 She wants the music. >> SAVAS: We're breaking... 747 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,100 >> KATHY: Can we take a quickie before the madness starts? 748 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,767 >> KIM: Absolutely. Yeah. I just want everyone to think 749 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:31,533 it's, like, so beautiful and so fun and it's, like, the pressure 750 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:34,166 of having a party... I also want my mom to feel 751 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:44,033 proud that I took it over and I made it really special. 752 00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:47,166 >> KRIS: Dinner looks so good. >> KHLOE: Thank you, my love. 753 00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:49,734 >> SCOTT: This steak is unreal. >> KOURTNEY: Do you want 754 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:52,233 asparagus, P? >> KIM: Okay, everybody, let's 755 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:55,734 take this picture. >> KHLOE: Okay, let's go, guys. 756 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:58,200 Everyone, sit down. >> MASON: You're the cutest baby 757 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,533 ever. >> KHLOE: Aww. 758 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:01,734 >> KRIS: P, I'll give you a hundred dollars if you sit up 759 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:04,500 and take a picture. One-time offer, I'll give you 760 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,333 cash. 761 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,000 >> EMCEE: Welcome to Kim and Kanye's house. 762 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,266 ♪ ♪ >> KATHY: Now we're talking. 763 00:38:16,266 --> 00:38:24,033 Now it's a party. ♪ ♪ 764 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:29,266 (True babbling) >> KYLIE: I am so excited to be 765 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:31,734 here at the Christmas party. Kim and Kanye completely outdid 766 00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:34,133 themselves. It literally looks like we're in 767 00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:36,000 a different world. It's amazing. 768 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,333 >> KHLOE: You look so pumped for the music. 769 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,633 Jordyn, what's happening here? >> JORDYN: I, she just has the, 770 00:38:40,633 --> 00:38:43,133 the energy. >> KIM: The party is so much 771 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:45,633 fun. I think everyone is loving-- 772 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:49,133 like, John Legend is performing, and everything with Caitlyn was 773 00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:52,700 fine. It's just so much fun that we 774 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:56,266 have the best mix of, like, family, friends. 775 00:38:56,266 --> 00:38:58,033 Merry Christmas. >> PARIS: Merry Christmas, 776 00:38:58,033 --> 00:39:00,033 everybody. >> KIM: Merry Christmas. 777 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,700 >> JENNIFER: Merry Christmas, everybody. 778 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,734 (laughter) >> KIM: I completely respect 779 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:08,667 and have a newfound, you know, appreciation for all of the 780 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,567 parties that my mom has thrown us over the years. 781 00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:15,633 There's so much work into this. (screaming, laughter) 782 00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:18,100 >> SCOTT: Having a ski mountain in your backyard is always a 783 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,600 plus. Little weird that they didn't 784 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,333 have a chairlift. >> PARIS: What's up? 785 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:27,400 >> SCOTT: Do you like her? >> KRIS: It's actually really 786 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,066 nice to see Kourtney and Scott and Sofia all at the Christmas 787 00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:34,233 party, and everybody getting along and having a really good 788 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:38,767 time, so... it's a new generation. 789 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,633 >> KOURTNEY: Scott and his girlfriend are here. 790 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:43,166 It's the picture of the modern family. 791 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:48,166 And the party, which is, like, straight from Dr. Seuss. 792 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:51,333 It's so cool. I'm really happy that Kim and 793 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:54,367 Kanye took over this year. (laughter) 794 00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:57,734 >> KIM: I was so drunk, and I never get drunk. 795 00:39:57,734 --> 00:40:00,734 It was on. Everyone was drunk. 796 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,066 I think Khloe stayed dancing all night long. 797 00:40:03,066 --> 00:40:05,200 I think Mason stayed all night long, dancing. 798 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,333 North fell asleep on Kanye's shoulders. 799 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,600 It was really cute. It was honestly, like, the best 800 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,633 night. We, we had so much fun. 801 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:14,467 ♪ ♪ 802 00:40:17,734 --> 00:40:21,467 Okay, guys. I've got to go to bed. 803 00:40:21,467 --> 00:40:23,300 ♪ ♪ 804 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:30,700 >> KRIS: Dinner looks so good. >> KHLOE: Thank you, my love. 805 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:33,133 >> SCOTT: This steak is unreal. >> KOURTNEY: You want asparagus, 806 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:35,266 P? >> KRIS: Now we're talking. 807 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,100 >> KHLOE: This is a feast of greatness. 808 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,767 >> SCOTT: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: Northie, what's your 809 00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:42,266 peak of the, of the Christmastime? 810 00:40:42,266 --> 00:40:46,233 What's your whole peak of the holiday season? 811 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:49,300 >> NORTH: I lost my tooth! >> KIM: You lost your tooth. 812 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:52,166 That's a good one. What's your pit? 813 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:55,000 >> NORTH: Um... >> KIM: Wait, what about, what 814 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,400 about your pit being that your hamster bit you? 815 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,300 >> KYLIE: You have a hamster? >> KIM: Do we have a hamster? 816 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,233 Ask Auntie KoKo if we have a hamster, and how appropriate 817 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:03,000 that is. >> KYLIE: KoKo, did you? 818 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,500 Get them a hamster? >> SCOTT: Who, Blacktail? 819 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,033 >> KYLIE: His name's Blacktail? >> KIM: Blacktail West. 820 00:41:07,033 --> 00:41:08,467 >> KHLOE: I didn't know Blacktail had a long life 821 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,033 expectancy, you guys. I thought... 822 00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:11,367 >> SCOTT: How long do hamsters live? 823 00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:13,200 >> KHLOE: Well, three years, but I thought it was about two 824 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,433 weeks. >> KYLIE: Do you guys 825 00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:16,133 remember when he was... >> KIM: Well, Blacktail was 826 00:41:16,133 --> 00:41:19,734 sleeping, and Northie was picking it up when it was 827 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:25,166 sleeping, and she wouldn't accept the fact that it D-I-E-D. 828 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:30,066 So we searched all around town for a doctor that would bring 829 00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:33,233 Blacktail back to life. >> PENELOPE: She thought it was 830 00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:34,734 dying? >> KIM: Well, we thought it was 831 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,266 dead, remember? >> PENELOPE: That's what it 832 00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:37,467 means? D-I-E-D? 833 00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,166 >> KHLOE (chuckles): Yeah. D-I-D. 834 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,467 >> KIM: And so she was carrying it around-- dead-- and... 835 00:41:41,467 --> 00:41:43,500 >> KHLOE: P, how old are you? >> KIM: ...said it was just 836 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,533 sleeping and hibernating. >> KHLOE: You're very smart. 837 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:49,166 >> PENELOPE: I know. (laughter) 838 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:55,500 >> KIM: The peak of the holiday season... was, I think, the 839 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,000 Christmas Eve party. >> KRIS: Having that Christmas 840 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,734 Eve party year after year and being responsible for basically 841 00:42:01,734 --> 00:42:06,033 everyone's magical night is a lot. 842 00:42:06,033 --> 00:42:09,367 It's a lot of responsibility. And I'm not gonna lie, it 843 00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:14,734 actually felt really good to let someone else handle it for once. 844 00:42:14,734 --> 00:42:18,433 Kim and Kanye did a great job with the party. 845 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:23,333 I think it was mostly Kanye, but it's, it was amazing. 846 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:27,467 >> KIM: I had so much fun, but I just want someone to hurry up 847 00:42:27,467 --> 00:42:31,300 and take it over from me. Okay, everybody, 848 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:35,367 let's take this picture. >> KHLOE: Okay, let's go, guys. 849 00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:38,066 Everyone, sit down. >> KIM: Sainty, look. 850 00:42:38,066 --> 00:42:40,300 Dreamy, look. >> MASON: You're the cutest baby 851 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,467 ever. >> KHLOE: Aww. 852 00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,333 >> KRIS: Smile. >> KIM: Who wants candy? 853 00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:45,533 >> KOURTNEY: Say "Christmas." >> KIM: Say "Christmas." 854 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,367 >> MASON: Christmas, baby. >> KRIS: P, I'll give you a 855 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:50,133 hundred dollars if you sit up and take a picture. 856 00:42:50,133 --> 00:42:52,300 One-time offer, I'll give you cash. 857 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,500 >> SCOTT: Here she is, it's Penop. 858 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,467 >> KRIS: Smile. ♪ ♪ 859 00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:58,367 >> KIM: Santa... >> KHLOE: Where's Northie? 860 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:02,066 >> KIM: Oh. Northie, we can do a peace sign. 861 00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:04,000 >> KRIS: Not gonna fall. 862 00:43:06,433 --> 00:43:12,033 >> SCOTT: Merry Christmas. >> KHLOE: Merry Christmas. 863 00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:14,066 >> KIM: On the next episode... >> KYLIE: Can you take the phone 864 00:43:14,066 --> 00:43:15,500 call somewhere else? >> KRIS: Sorry, I have to leave 865 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,233 my own office. >> KHLOE: It's your office. 866 00:43:17,233 --> 00:43:18,600 She definitely doesn't think that. 867 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,367 >> KYLIE: Well, what are we supposed to do now? 868 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,467 >> KRIS: Where the (bleep) is my stuff? 869 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:26,300 >> KOURTNEY: Kendall goes "We cannot go off the grocery list." 870 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:29,233 >> KENDALL: I did not say one thing about steering off of a 871 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:32,033 (bleep) list. >> KHLOE: These are wildly 872 00:43:32,033 --> 00:43:34,233 conflicting stories. >> KHLOE: You guys need to 873 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:35,633 definitely talk. >> KENDALL: Oh, I would love to 874 00:43:35,633 --> 00:43:38,133 have a conversation with her. >> KOURTNEY: Kendall, stop it! 875 00:43:38,133 --> 00:43:39,567 (both shout) Captioning sponsored by 876 00:43:39,567 --> 00:43:41,400 BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS