>> KHLOE: Tonight on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
>> KIM: Oh, my God. >> KRIS: What?
>> KIM: Do you guys see Scott, what he just posted?
>> KHLOE: What did he post? >> KIM: It says "What more could
a guy ask for? Three's company."
And it's him, Kourtney and Sofia in Mexico.
>> KRIS: What? What exactly is going on with
Scott and you on these "family vacations" where you take along
Sofia?
Christmas Eve. >> KIM: Maybe we have it here at
our house. >> KRIS: It means I'm getting
old. >> KIM: Kanye's been planning
the whole thing. I don't even know what is in
store. â™ª â™ª
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah.
Beautiful. One more time?
Nice. And open eyes, Kim.
Beautiful. >> PRODUCER: No playback, we
need it absolutely quiet, thank you.
Holding all conversations.
>> PENELOPE: Mommy? (screams)
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>> KIM: So I think I can get our family Christmas card done
today. (quietly): So, should I try to
get them to do a Christmas card today?
Hey, guys, um, so what I was thinking is since we're here,
and we're dressed and we're glammed, what if we try to shoot
a Christmas card? >> KRIS: If you want to do it,
then you go for it. With so many kids and so many
grandkids, to wrangle the whole family and get everybody
together for one photo shoot, it's a lot.
>> KHLOE: Dreamy Dream. Come on, Mama.
>> KRIS: But I love the holidays, and I'm obsessed with
Christmas. And I love the Christmas cards
and all the shopping and the wrapping and picking a wrapping
paper and planning the holiday party.
>> SANTA CLAUS: What did you want for Christmas, Kimberly?
>> KIM: Teddy Ruxpin. >> SANTA CLAUS: Teddy Ruxpin?
>> KRIS: And I have been giving a Christmas Eve party since
1978. Christmas Eve means so much to
me and my kids. >> ROBERT: Kylie's getting
face-painted? >> KRIS: The girls.
Well, well, well. I plan the party favors and
Santa and food. I am so excited to have you guys
all here tonight. And I look forward to it every
year. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, all the
adults, look at the camera, and the rest is fine.
(indistinct chatter) >> KOURTNEY: Reigny...
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Look at the camera.
>> KIM: Dreamy, we need you. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay,
everyone, stop talking. We need your perfect face right
now. >> KHLOE: Yay, we did it.
>> MASON: Thank God! â™ª â™ª
>> KHLOE: Come out, let me hold you.
>> MALIKA: Hi. >> KHLOE: I am so excited.
It's True's first Christmas. >> SAVAS: True's so cute.
(laughs) This might be the best-decorated
tree I've seen. >> KHLOE: Isn't it so nice?
>> MALIKA: It's beautiful. I think that's a real reindeer
right there. >> KHLOE: Whoa, look at that
thing, huh? (True coos)
Me and True are gonna be so stylish.
For Christmas Eve, we go to my mom's big party.
>> SAVAS: And you already have True's outfit ready?
>> KHLOE: It's being custom-made as we speak.
>> SAVAS (chuckles): Oh, my God. >> KHLOE: So what do you think
about that? Hmm? (True fusses)
(laughter) >> MALIKA: She's, like, a part
of the conversation. >> SAVAS: Yeah, she is.
>> KHLOE: Fabulous. (True babbles)
(laughter) >> MALIKA: True, you are funny.
>> KHLOE: Wait, do you really think Tristan won't be able to
come to L.A. for Christmas? >> SAVAS: I c-- So on the--
What, so what does he, he plays on the...
>> KHLOE: So Tristan was saying they have practice the 24th, and
a game the 26th. So wha-- I don't... ugh.
(True fusses) >> KHLOE: It's annoying, huh?
It's beyond disappointing that Tristan might not be around for
Christmas, but when Tristan is on the road, he has practice
every single day and even on game days, they have practice
and then they have the game later.
It's so hard to match both of our schedules.
Either work or his NBA schedule or, like, just personal, like
the Christmas Eve party. >> MALIKA: So if Tristan can
come, then you guys will be in L.A.
>> KHLOE: I'll be there for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day
regardless. 'Cause that's our tradition.
Boop. But it's really important to me
that True gets to be with her cousins, and just spend a lot of
family time on Christmas, like, it's our family tradition and we
do it together. If he can't come, we'll do
Christmas early or after, whatever.
We'll figure it out. What do you think about that?
(True groans) Stop it.
Girl, I feel the same way. (laughter)
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>> SCOTT: There she is, my milk of magnesia.
God must have broke the mold when he made you.
Come here. >> KHLOE: I never got a hug
like this before. >> SCOTT: Mm-hmm, it's so nice.
>> KIM: Hi, guys. >> SCOTT: Hi.
>> KHLOE: Hey, Keeks. >> KIM: I'm on a diet, you know?
These things aren't good for you when you're a diet.
>> SCOTT: The Dud? >> KIM: Mm, the Dud.
>> SCOTT: What about a 'tos? >> KIM: A what?
>> SCOTT: A Ment. >> KIM: What is that?
>> SCOTT: Mentos. >> KIM: Can I have one?
>> SCOTT: Yeah. >> KHLOE: So are you guys going
to a tropical location this weekend?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Yeah. It's a great
long weekend, and I also just wanted to get the kids away
somewhere fun in the ocean. >> KOURTNEY: Ever since Bali,
Scott and I have been getting along really well, and I had
mentioned wanting to go somewhere warm for Mason's
birthday trip, and so he books this trip to Cabo right before
Christmas, and I'm dying to stay home because it's Christmastime
and I have so much to do, but he is insistent so I decide to go,
and I think, you know, going away with Scott and his
girlfriend and the kids is a nice thing before Christmas.
I have to do this post, and it's just so awkward.
>> KIM: You were laughing all night about it.
>> SCOTT: What's it for? >> KIM: TikTok, an app.
>> KOURTNEY: TikTok. >> SCOTT: Can I see it?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. (over video): I am helping to
support Oceana. Happy biodiverse oceans mean a
healthier world, and a future for our sushi.
>> SCOTT: Did you see this, Kim? >> KIM: I was dying.
>> SCOTT (robotic): "And it is very good for our sushi."
>> KHLOE: Well, it's wild that she actually said that.
>> SCOTT: "Our sushi." >> KHLOE: "Our sushi."
(Kim laughs) â™ª â™ª
>> KHLOE: I'm hoping I get back to my old self, and Christmas
Eve, I'm wasted again. >> KIM: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: Last year was such a waste.
I was pregnant. So waking up sober Christmas
morning was just so different for me.
I've been drunk every Christmas morning...
(Sushi barking) >> KIM: Hey.
>> MICHAEL: Kim. >> KIM: Yeah?
>> MICHAEL: The hamster hasn't been moving.
So you might want to go look at it.
>> KHLOE: Oh, no. >> KIM: It's dead?
>> MICHAEL: It's, like, stiff. >> KHLOE: What?
(Kim groans) >> KIM: I don't have time for a
dead hamster. >> MICHAEL: Let's go check it
out. >> KHLOE: Are you sure he's no
longer with us? >> KIM: Maybe he's sleeping.
(gasps) >> KHLOE: I don't believe this.
(Kim yelps) >> MICHAEL: It's dead.
>> KIM: Ew. >> KIM: It's dead, it's...
>> MICHAEL: It's not even breathing.
>> KIM: For sure, yeah. The hamster is dead.
>> KHLOE: How? >> KIM: I don't know, it's just
sitting in here dead. Sushi, did you do this?
(Sushi whimpering) >> KHLOE: Has North seen it like
this? That's kind of terrifying.
>> KIM: No, she's at school. >> KHLOE: Oh, thank God.
>> KIM: I don't know how I'm gonna say "And by the way,
your hamster died." North is gonna be really, really
upset. It's just not fair, how do I go
and explain this? Like, what do I do?
It's the first time she's, like, really, really, really
loved an animal, more than her dog.
>> KHLOE: She's still into it? >> KIM: She's still into it.
And I don't know what to do. >> KHLOE (chuckles): Oh, my God.
>> KIM: No, it's just this kind of (bleep) I can't deal with.
This is why you don't get someone a pet.
>> KHLOE: I'm so sorry this is happening.
>> KIM: Don't ever do this to me again.
I literally hate you. >> KHLOE: Are you gonna get me
killed, too?
>> KIM: Oh, my God. >> KHLOE: What?
>> KIM: "What more could a guy ask for?
Three's company." And it's him, Kourtney and
Sofia. >> KHLOE: She doesn't know what
the (bleep) she wants. >> KRIS: Exactly.
>> KHLOE: Hi. Do you guys have a fancy bear?
That's what they're called. >> CLERK: No. No.
>> KHLOE: No? >> CLERK: Yeah, we just have the
long-haired teddy bears and the short-haired.
>> KIM: I cannot believe it is this hard.
This is just crazy. Merry Christmas Eve from the
West residence. So everyone is starting to
arrive and I want everyone to have fun so that my mom can feel
proud that I took it over and I made it really special.
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>> KIM: This (bleep) frozen yogurt machine.
>> KRIS: The frozen yogurt machine.
>> KIM: I hear it in that (bleep) room, it's so annoying.
The baby hears it in her room. I'm getting a thing built around
it. >> KRIS: Well, while you're in
this delicious mood, why don't we discuss Christmas Eve?
>> KIM: Okay, what about it? >> KRIS: Well, you're a little
tough on me as far as doing the same thing every year, so I just
don't want to disappoint anyone. >> KIM: I definitely like
"same," I just think, like, the kids have evolved from, like,
having it just be your friends, because, like, it's kind of,
like, this older party. It's, like, kids won't even
know. >> KRIS: There's reindeer and
Hot Dog on a Stick. >> KIM: Uh, we-- like, there's
literally people we don't know. Our Christmas Eve party was this
fun party that I just remember being friends and family and my
grandparents and cousins, and it was just the best night ever.
But my mom has been doing it for so long, it's just turned into
something different, like, it's just kind of a party just for my
mom and mostly her friends. This Christmas party, it's such
a beautiful night, but it's turned into such a (bleep) show
with so many people that we only see at this one night a year,
right? >> KHLOE: Hear, hear.
>> KIM: We want it to be a place that we could just have fun, and
it's all of our friends. And, you know, definitely family
and my mom's friends, too, but a good mix of-of both so we can
have a good time and really just enjoy each other.
The time has come that maybe we switch the location, and we have
it here at our house. Like, I know Kanye, like, loves
to put things together, so if he knows that we're doing a
Christmas Eve party, he'll have, like, so many ideas.
And we just have a different vibe and different energy.
And we all, collectively, all the siblings feel that way.
>> KRIS: So I'm outnumbered. >> KIM: You're outnumbered.
>> KRIS: Well, that makes me sad.
>> KIM: I want you to, like, give us your blessing.
I don't want to, like, just steal it from you.
>> KRIS: No, I want you guys to be able to do this till you're
my age, and one of your kids takes over.
That's the whole-- That's the joy.
It's just... the-the thought of actually not doing it at my
house. I'm getting emotional.
Makes me sad, it does. Makes me so sad.
>> KIM: Aw. >> KRIS: You know, it's just
that magic that you can make, and make everybody feel so
amazing on one night a year. You know, it's that love.
>> KIM: You're, like, making me cry seeing you cry.
It's just a party. >> KRIS: I know, but it's not
just a party. It's changing of the guards.
Well, you can have the party. It's the right thing.
You can have it. >> KIM: I'm really surprised
when my mom gets emotional. It makes sense, she's done this
forever, and it just is, like, passing the baton and, you
know, this, like, phase in her life is over.
>> KRIS: It means I'm getting old.
>> KIM: No, you're not. I thought she would be more
relieved. Like, "Thank God I don't have to
pay for this party or host this party."
I think I just have to work so hard to make my mom super proud
and excited that she has this burden of this party off her
shoulders. I'm just glad that you guys feel
the same happiness and joy. It's my favorite night.
I love you. >> KIM: You'll have fun, don't
worry, you'll love it. >> KRIS: Okay.
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>> SCOTT: Just-- Oh, wow. That's a lot of leg.
You look good, Chonch. >> CICI: Oh, thank you.
>> KIM: Hi. >> CICI: Hi. Love you.
>> KIM: I'm showing him for the first time this place.
>> SCOTT: Could you not rub your boob on me?
>> CICI: I'm on the same floor. >> SCOTT: Yes, Choncha.
>> CICI: How's Sofia? >> SCOTT: Good.
>> CICI: Good. >> SCOTT: Very good.
We're leaving tomorrow for a relaxing weekend.
>> CICI: Okay. Good. >> SCOTT: Yeah.
>> CICI: For how long? >> SCOTT: Uh, like, three days.
And we're gonna be home for Christmas.
>> CICI: Perfect. >> SCOTT: Yeah.
>> KIM: Um, wait, so does anyone know last night Caitlyn called.
>> CICI: What-- Why? >> KIM: Because...
>> CICI: She wants to go to the Christmas party?
>> KIM: That-- Exactly! Caitlyn wants to totally go to
the Christmas Eve party. >> SCOTT: Oh, my God. Wow.
>> KIM: Yeah. After Caitlyn transitioned, it
was really hard on my mom, and they had a big falling out over
the way that Caitlyn handled her story about my mom in her book.
>> MALIKA: Please don't cry. >> KRIS: It was shocking.
>> MALIKA: I know. Oh, my God. This is gonna affect you and
it's gonna hurt, I... >> KRIS: This is really (bleep).
I just feel like I'm always in the dark, always the last to
know anything! And it's-it's wild.
I don't know how else to feel. >> KIM: I-I just felt like that
was so unfair, so I completely understand how my mom feels.
And I've always backed my mom and supported my mom.
You know, but at the same time, it's Kendall and Kylie's dad.
So I sent a group text to the whole family.
>> CICI: No. >> KIM: I go, guys, I have a
really wild idea. What if, for the Christmas Eve
party... >> CICI: No. No.
>> KIM: ...we invite Caitlyn? >> CICI: Oh, God!
>> KIM: So finally, at, like, noon, my mom writes us back, and
it's like, "Oh, my God, fine. Okay, guys."
>> SCOTT and CICI: What?! (laughter)
>> KIM: Yeah. I think this is such a big move
for my mom, inviting Caitlyn, and, you know, it's a new party.
Hopefully there'll be, like, just good energy, everyone will
get along, and it'll be good vibes.
Like, isn't that just what Christmas is about?
>> SCOTT: There is something to say about it being Kendall and
Kylie's father. >> KIM: Yeah.
>> CICI: You got your mom's approval, that's all the
matters. >> SCOTT: And in some ways, even
though there's negatives, I feel like you kind of build and you,
like, move forward, 'cause it's like, I don't know, maybe
something good will come of that.
>> KIM: Yeah. >> SCOTT: Wow. So this is gonna
be an extremely interesting Christmas, then.
>> CICI: Oh, my God. >> KIM: Yep.
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>> KIM: Wait. Oh, my God. >> KRIS: What?
>> KIM: Did you just see Scott, what he just posted?
>> KHLOE: What did he post? >> KIM: It says, "What more
could a guy ask for? Three's company."
And it's him, Kourtney and Sofia in Mexico.
>> KHLOE: Let me see. >> KRIS: What? But they post a
picture like that? To be honest, it's a little
confusing. Kourtney and Scott and Sofia on
vacation together. I mean, what is happening?
>> KIM: Let me see what the comments say.
"Sofia is a young fool, and Kourtney is an old fool, and all
of these people need therapy." >> KHLOE: We do.
>> KRIS: Why in the world would she feel the need to go on
vacation with Scott? >> KHLOE: I she just wants a
trip with the kids. >> KHLOE: She wants a trip with
the kids, and they're... >> KRIS: She has a lot of trips
with the kids. She can pick up and go to Mexico
any day of the week. My fear is that she can't make
up her mind. She can't pick a paint color.
That takes months. I'm just saying, because of
her indecisiveness, it's going to bite her in the ass, and
she's gonna be the one deciding way too late that she is in love
with Scott, and wants to spend the rest of her life with Scott.
>> KHLOE: She doesn't know what the (bleep) she wants.
>> KRIS: Exactly. Somebody is gonna end up getting
really hurt in this scenario.
It took me a couple of years after Robert and I got divorced,
but we became the best of friends.
So I know a thing or two about being friendly with your ex and
co-parenting, but it's still incredibly... challenging, so I
worry that somebody's going to get hurt.
>> KHLOE: Oh, what's this? >> KIM: This is for the
Christmas party. (Khloe gasps)
I mentioned it to Kanye, so of course he came up with
these wild ideas. >> KHLOE: You two are both
just... >> KIM: He loves to do it.
>> KHLOE: ...like, mad scientists.
>> KRIS: What, exactly, is going on with Scott and you on these
"family vacations" where you take along Sofia?
It's just not making any sense to me.
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>> KIM: Ooh, my legs kill. I worked out so hard I can't
even walk. >> KHLOE: Good for you.
We should put you on strings and just start moving you.
>> KIM: Yeah. No, it was really good.
I was really excited. >> KHLOE: Oh, what's this?
>> KIM: This is for the Christmas party.
(Khloe gasps) And I'm not involved in
any of the creative. That's all Kanye.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, I love it. >> KIM: But I just wanted to
see, like, legit-- >> KHLOE: What's that, an
abominable snowman? >> KIM: Practically.
So, this artist we're getting to come and make these trees.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God. >> KIM: So, my goal is to just--
I only work with the logistics. But it's kind of like...
Whoville. >> KHLOE: Yeah, I get that.
Oh, my God. >> KIM: For the Christmas Eve
party, I mentioned it to Kanye, so of course he came up with
these wild ideas. It's definitely over the top.
And this is just, like, a little bit of it.
Kanye's been planning the whole thing.
I don't even know what really is in store.
He wants snow everywhere, and make these, like, domes...
these, like, igloos for the kids to play in, a sled area.
And just make it this, like, this, like, West Winter
Wonderland. Like, for the table, we want,
like, the curve, like, when they're all eating their feast.
>> KHLOE: Oh... my... God. This is gonna be...
>> KIM: You know? And their roast beast.
>> KHLOE: It's gonna be (bleep) epic.
>> KIM: It's gonna be a winter wonderland.
>> KHLOE: I don't know how he does it all, it's crazy.
You two are both just... >> KIM: He loves to do it.
>> KHLOE: ...like mad scientists.
Just like lunatics, like, ah, thinking all these things,
and you get it all done. I don't know how.
>> KIM: Yeah. God, I'm so tired. Last night, North was up till,
like, midnight, talking about this hamster.
I literally tried to break it to her, and I said, "I think your
hamster's dead, Northie." She would pick it up dead.
"No, it's not, it's just sleeping, Mom, it's just
sleeping. >> KHLOE: Oh, no!
>> KIM: She's not believing me. >> KHLOE: So, right now she
thinks what? >> KIM: She thinks it's at the
vet getting checked to see if it was just sleeping or not.
>> KHLOE: If she still thinks it's sleeping, maybe she'll just
forget about it. Don't even bring it up.
Where's her cage? Just slowly get the cage our of
her room and stuff. >> KIM: No.
>> KHLOE: The more it's there... >> KIM: I can't take--
She won't-- She won't let me take the cage yet.
>> KHLOE: Ugh. Very morbid, but good for her.
Stand your ground, North. >> KIM: I'm going to have to
now figure this out. She won't take no for an answer.
>> KHLOE: Oh, (bleep). >> KIM: I'm just afraid that
because this hamster meant so much to her...
>> KHLOE: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: And she took care of it,
and she was so excited and got its cage, like, picked
everything out herself, I don't want her to think that she was,
like, a bad... >> KHLOE: A bad hamster mom?
>> KIM: Yeah. >> KHLOE: I get it.
If she's attached, I get it. >> KIM: That would, like, hurt
my soul if she felt like it was something she did.
>> KHLOE: I'm so sorry. I really am.
>> KIM: Oh, my God, can I tell you the weirdest thing?
On the way to school today-- There's a cemetery on the way to
school. Today, North goes, "Mom, can you
take me to your dad's tombstone?"
And I go, "My dad?" She goes, "Yeah."
And I go, "You're not scared to go to a cemetery?"
She's like, "No, Mom, it's not like Michael Jackson 'Thriller.'
It's not like there's gonna be zombies that will come out of
the tombstones." >> KHLOE: That's so funny.
Good for her. >> KIM: She's like, "That's just
actors and makeup." >> KHLOE: She's right.
>> KIM: And I go, "Yes, you're totally right."
(both laughing) â™ª â™ª
>> KHLOE: Fancy-nancy. Okay, this gonna be real good.
Where are we going? >> KIM: We're gonna to to, like,
PetSmart, whatever the hell. Oh, I have such a headache.
I cannot believe that we have to go get this hamster.
So I figured it out, we just have to get an identical
hamster. That's, like, parenting trick
101. >> KHLOE: This is not an easy
hamster, though. It's all black with, like, a
white spot. >> KIM: I don't think she'll
remember the exact spot. >> KHLOE: Yes, she will.
>> KIM: Well... >> KHLOE: She's obsessed with
this beast. >> KIM: Yeah, well, thanks to
you, so now you know. >> KHLOE: Hi. Do you guys have
a fancy bear type of hamster? >> EMPLOYEE: Yeah, we have the
teddy bears, yeah, these guys, and then I have some on the
other side. >> KHLOE: Do you have a fancy
bear? That's what they're called?
>> EMPLOYEE 1: No, no. Yeah, we just have the
long-haired teddy bears and the short-haired.
>> KHLOE: Got it. Okay. Let me google fancy bear.
>> KIM: Um, yeah, let's google. >> KHLOE: It's a fancy (bleep)
hamster. >> KIM: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: It's hard. >> KIM: It's hard.
They don't exist. (Khloe laughs)
>> KHLOE: Wait, is it "hamster" and not "hampster," this whole
time? >> KIM: Is it? I always thought
it was a "hampster." I've been writing "hamp."
>> KHLOE: Me, too. >> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> KHLOE: Kimberly, my mind is blown.
Well, your daughter is... >> KIM: There's millions of
those. >> KHLOE: ...North West, and she
picked the rarest one 'cause she has good taste.
>> KIM: It's the unicorn of hamsters.
>> KHLOE: Yeah, that's North for you, picked out the unicorn.
>> KIM: I cannot believe it is this hard.
This is just crazy. >> KHLOE (sing-songy): Fancy
bear. Okay, okay, okay.
>> KIM: Hi. How are you? >> EMPLOYEE 2: What brings you
guys in today? >> KHLOE: We are looking for a
hamster, a fancy bear. >> EMPLOYEE 2: Fancy bear, okay.
>> KHLOE: Oh, Kimberly, there's a chinchilla!
>> KIM: A chinchilla? >> KHLOE: Will she notice if we
put a chinchilla in there instead?
>> KIM: I think she will. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, is that a
fancy bear? >> EMPLOYEE 2: That's a fancy
bear, yes. >> KHLOE: Oh, my God!
We're just gonna take... >> EMPLOYEE 2: You want to do
the little... >> KHLOE: ...Blacktail fancy
bear, that's its name. >> KIM: Blacktail.
I just pray to God North can't tell the difference, and if she
can, then it'll be Khloe's fault.
>> KHLOE (laughing): Oh, okay. >> EMPLOYEE 2: They're mostly
active at night, so during the day, they might be a little
sleepy. >> KIM: Oh, so I've heard.
(Khloe chuckles) So I've heard.
>> EMPLOYEE 2: You're all set. >> KIM: Thank you.
>> KHLOE: Thank you. >> KIM: So now you know never,
ever, ever, ever get a gift of a pet.
Finances stress me out more than anything in life, so just know
that. This is just so inappropriate.
That's so much money for a party for one night.
No, no, no, it's that serious. I literally will cancel the
whole party. This is not how I thought it
would be taking over this party. >> KHLOE: Why did you feel the
need to invite Cait to Christmas Eve?
I just don't know why anyone would want to put their mom
through that. I think it's really...
>> KIM: All right, Khloe, well, what do you want me to do?
â™ª â™ª >> KHLOE: Fancy bear, you're
coming home. (chuckles) It's very toasty in here.
>> KIM: I know. I like it toasty.
>> KHLOE: Hi, Sushi. You're pink? Hi, boo.
>> KIM: All right, Blacktail 2. Ew, it pooped so much. Sick.
Okay, go. I'm not touching you. Go. Oh, come on.
>> KHLOE: You're free, Blacktail, go.
>> KIM: Yeah, go. >> KHLOE: Let it just... There.
Oh, look, it likes it. Oh, it's running in the wheel.
This one is way more active than the other one was.
Wow, this guy crawls up that thing.
>> KIM: I'm not doing this again.
When this one dies, we're facing the facts of life.
Let's FaceTime North. Looks who's back from the vet,
guys! Oh! Did you see how fast she
went in there? Are you happy to see Blacktail
back from the vet? >> NORTH: Yeah, but I want him
to be in my room. >> KIM: Okay.
You know who wants to really do this is KoKo.
>> KHLOE: I got to go. I have things to do.
>> KIM: On your way out, that's perfect.
Okay, KoKo's gonna bring it upstairs; this is perfect.
Okay, do you see? Blacktail's on her way to your
room. >> NORTH: It's a him!
>> KHLOE: It is a him, it has big balls.
>> KIM: Oh, I see the elf. All right, she's going all the
way up in your room, okay? >> KHLOE: It's hot up here.
>> KIM: Whoo, Blacktail's up there!
>> KHLOE: Whoo! Ah! Just kidding.
>> KIM: She's running? Oh, Blacktail's up in your room.
>> KHLOE: It might be 400 degrees up here.
That could be why the animals keep dying.
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>> KRIS: I think you should put new labels on your jars in your
pantry. >> KOURTNEY: Why?
>> KRIS: First of all, I can't see a thing.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, are they not clear?
>> KRIS: But-- No, but have you seen Khloe's?
They're, like, really big? >> KOURTNEY: Uh-uh.
>> KRIS: Like, "Milk," or "Cookies," or whatever.
It's, like, really nice, so you should just reconsider.
>> KOURTNEY: I'll look at hers. >> KRIS: So how was Mexico?
>> KOURTNEY: We honestly had the best time.
>> KRIS: So don't take this the wrong way, 'cause I know I sound
like a meddling mom. >> KOURTNEY: Meddling.
>> KRIS: But I'm dying to know what exactly is going on with
Scott and you on these "family vacations" where you take along
Sofia. It's just not making any sense
to me. >> KOURTNEY: Why?
>> KRIS: The fact that you have Scott's girlfriend on vacation
with you, or you're on vacation with them, or he's on vacation
with the two of you; I don't know what's going on.
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. >> KRIS: Like, explain it to me
so I understand the dynamic. >> KOURTNEY: He was gonna take
them anyways. >> KRIS: No, I-I-I get it.
>> KOURTNEY: So I'm, like, do I want to go and experience it
with them, or do I want to stay home?
And, like, I get FOMO, so I'm, like, I don't want to miss out
on this, like, with my kids, and honestly it was fine.
She's, like, easy to be around. She's not, like, causing,
like... >> KRIS: Drama.
>> KOURTNEY: Right. >> KRIS: Well, who sleeps where?
Give me, give me the little, give me the breakdown.
>> KOURTNEY: So, in Mexico, I had a three-bedroom villa...
>> KRIS: By yourself? >> KOURTNEY: ...for me and the
kids, and then Scott and Sofia had, like, a one-bedroom, like,
in a different building. >> KRIS: Huh. I don't know.
Just a really interesting dynamic.
>> KOURTNEY: I had a great time. >> KRIS: That's what I mean.
It's wild. >> KOURTNEY: I swear.
There was not one thing... >> KRIS: I'm like, "What is
going on?" >> KOURTNEY: ...in Mexico that
was bad. The trip was really fun and
easy. I know that we don't have to
travel together and I don't think that we will take every
trip together, but it was totally not awkward.
I feel like we are doing our best to make everything feel
super normal for the kids. â™ª â™ª
And I know my parents-- as soon as everyone got along, like,
life was so much easier. I felt like everybody was happy,
so I think, as long as, you know, we're all okay with it, I
think it's really amazing to be able to all travel together.
I get to go to sleep with my kids, and I'm happy.
Like, we honestly had the best time.
>> KRIS: You've learned how to do that really well.
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>> KIM: Ooh. Okay, do you want to go over the
Christmas Eve list? >> KHLOE: Yeah. Who has it?
I just want fun people to be there, 'cause last year was a...
(blows raspberry) >> KIM: Here.
(cell phone chimes) >> KHLOE: This is the RSVP?
(cell phone ringing) >> KIM: Hey.
I really need you to not be upset.
This is just so inappropriate. It's so much money for a party
for one night. >> KHLOE: There's no way.
>> KOURTNEY: Didn't you send us the budget yesterday?
>> KIM: Yeah, that was just the deposit.
Kanye just called me to tell me that the Christmas Eve party is
gonna be over the budget. Finances stress me out more than
anything in life, so just know that.
You know, Kanye definitely wants to deliver and just thinks, you
know, here, and then I come in as the buzzkill, like, wait a
minute, we need to scale back. The Christmas party is gonna
change. No, no, no, it's that serious.
For one night, for a few hours, then I want to kick everyone
out, we can't do this, so we have to cut so much of that.
First of all, we can't put snow in the street, from the city.
(Khloe chuckles) We do not need an ice skating
rink. No, I don't want to ruin our
whole landscaping. I literally will cancel the
whole party. >> KHLOE: Why did you feel the
need to invite Cait? >> KIM: I just wanted the peace.
I thought, "Oh, the more the merrier."
>> KHLOE: But what about Mom's peace?
>> KOURTNEY: No, obviously we care about Mom's peace more,
but... >> KHLOE: But what?
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>> KHLOE: What happened with the hamster, anything?
>> KIM: No, still... >> KHLOE: Still there?
>> KIM: Still alive and kicking, but it loves to just sit in that
tube. >> KHLOE: So... I don't know
what is happening, but I really have something serious to talk
to you about. Why did you feel the need to
invite Cait to Christmas Eve?
>> KIM: I was just trying to make the peace, and I said in
that first text, "Okay, are we all just gonna invite everyone?"
And I thought the consensus was, like, yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: I never responded. >> KHLOE: I never even saw that
conversation. Just never should've invited
her. >> KIM: I thought I was doing
the right thing by just being like, "Oh..."
>> KHLOE: But it's not to Mom. >> KIM: I just wanted the peace.
I thought, "Oh, the more the merrier."
>> KHLOE: But what about Mom's peace?
>> KIM: It's holiday. >> KHLOE: But what about Mom's
peace? Who wants Mom's peace?
'Cause that's what matters. Do we care about Caitlyn's
peace? >> KOURTNEY: No, obviously we
care about Mom's peace more, but...
>> KHLOE: No, there's no "but" to that.
You don't say, "Obviously we care about Mom's peace more,
but..." But what?
>> KOURTNEY: But I think we should all just get along.
>> KHLOE: But we don't want our mom to be uncomfortable at her
own party, and, yes, it is Mom's party, she created it.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. >> KHLOE: I think if your mom's
uncomfortable, I just don't know why anyone would want to put
their mom through that. I think it's really...
>> KIM: All right, Khloe, well, what do you want me to do?
>> KHLOE: I think it just sucks. >> KIM: It sucks, I made a big
(bleep) mistake. So what do I do?
Do I disinvite Caitlyn? >> KOURTNEY: You can't really
disinvite somebody. >> KHLOE: Yes, you can.
This is what's gonna happen, just say, "Hey, Cait, I'm so
sorry, I think I jumped the gun, I don't want my mom
uncomfortable at her own party. I hope you could understand.
There's no hard feelings." Like, make it super nice and be
there for Mom, too, the way we expect her to be there for us.
>> KIM: Okay. This is not how I thought it
would be, taking over this party.
I want everyone to have fun, I want it to be a good time, but
between Khloe mad at me, Kanye mad-- like, everyone's mad at
me, and it's just not worth the stress.
>> KRIS: Hello? >> KIM: Hey.
>> KRIS: Hey. >> KIM: So I just want you to
know that I'm calling Caitlyn in a minute and I'm gonna tell her
that I jumped the gun and she can't come to the Christmas
party. >> KRIS: Oh, no, I just told
Kendall that she was coming and Kendall said she's getting her
dad a present. Just leave it alone, guys.
I could never do that to Kendall and Kylie, just like I would
never do it to you, ever. >> KHLOE: Right, but you never
should have been put in this position anyway.
>> KIM: Yeah, I'm sorry that I put you in this position.
I didn't mean to... >> KRIS: It's o-- I promise you,
I'm fine. Just let it go.
Vodka's my friend. >> KIM: Okay.
>> KRIS: Bye. >> KIM: Bye.
I'm literally devastated, and I feel so bad.
So now, it's really important to me that the party is everything
and more that my mom-- I want her to be proud of it and feel
like "Okay, this was such a good decision that we passed the
baton." >> KHLOE: Don't (bleep) with my
mom. (truck beeping)
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>> KOURTNEY: Northie? >> SCOTT: This is Blacktail?
>> NORTH: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: I haven't seen a
hamster in so long. Hello.
Does it talk? >> NORTH: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: How old is it-- whoa! >> NORTH: Five.
>> KOURTNEY: Five years old? >> NORTH: Mm-hmm.
>> SCOTT: Does it go to the bathroom in that ball?
>> NORTH: No. >> SCOTT: Well, that's good.
>> KOURTNEY: North, we're going up to Saint's room.
Can we bring Blacktail? >> NORTH: I guess.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh! There's poop.
>> NORTH: Mm-hmm. >> SCOTT: Where?
>> KOURTNEY: Right there, on the table.
>> SCOTT: Where is the, where do you see this?
>> KOURTNEY: Right there. You touched the poop?
>> SCOTT: Oh, wow. Let's wash your hands.
>> KOURTNEY: Go wash your hands, you silly girl.
Should we go up to your mom? >> NORTH: If she wants...
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, let's go. >> SCOTT: Come on, Blacktail.
>> NORTH: Blacktail. >> KOURTNEY: Is Blacktail a girl
or a boy? >> NORTH: Boy.
>> KHLOE: North completely bought that this is Blacktail.
>> KIM: I hope this one lives, 'cause I will not go through
this again. >> KOURTNEY: That thing is
disgusting. >> KIM: I know, do you see...
>> SCOTT: What, Blacktail? >> KIM: Yes.
>> SCOTT: Why, 'cause of all the poop?
>> KIM: There's poop, like, everywhere.
I thought this was a big piece of poop, but it was just a Lego
in the corner. (laughter)
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>> KRIS: I'm excited to see the pop-up.
>> KIM: Yeah, it looks nice. Hey, guys, so I am on my way
with my mama. >> KRIS: Hey.
>> KIM: We are going to the South Coast Plaza to check out
my pop-up, so I hope to see you there.
(cheering, applause) >> KIM: So it says it on the
outside of the store, "KKW Beauty," so when you walk in
it's, like, a beauty bar, you know?
>> KRIS: I love the iridescent. So good.
This is so gorgeous. >> KIM: Hi, guys.
>> CROWD: Hi! >> KIM: Did you guys all check
out the store? >> CROWD: Yes.
>> FAN: What about that Christmas card?
>> KIM: It's hard to see 'cause there's so many of us, but we
all sat on a couch and figured it out, and we all wore white or
cream. I'll do just a quick sweep.
>> CROWD: Aww! So cute.
â™ª â™ª >> KIM: Merry Christmas Eve,
from the West residence.
Kanye and I were able to make some changes, so I took out the
ice skating rink and I kind of explained, if we're gonna be
all really dressed up, I don't think anyone wants to take their
shoes off and put on ice skates. Like, the sledding, for sure,
super fun, but then the rest of it, it should be about the
entertainment inside, and just having a good time, good food.
And that was when I let him, I had to, like, let go and just
be like "All right, it's at your house, this is how you want it."
Hey, how are you? >> MAN: Doing well, how are you?
>> KIM: Look, at this, babe. >> CANDY MAKER: It's a dragon,
for you. >> KIM: Saint, he's making a
dragon lollipop. Look at how cool this is.
Okay, there you go. This is Sia.
>> SIA: Nice to meet you. You, too-- hi, True.
>> COREY: Hey, CiCi. How you been?
>> JORDYN: Where is the dance floor?
>> KIM: So everyone is starting to arrive, and I want everyone
to have fun, I want it to be a good time.
>> KYLIE: Yeah, we got to go party.
She wants the music. >> SAVAS: We're breaking...
>> KATHY: Can we take a quickie before the madness starts?
>> KIM: Absolutely. Yeah. I just want everyone to think
it's, like, so beautiful and so fun and it's, like, the pressure
of having a party... I also want my mom to feel
proud that I took it over and I made it really special.
>> KRIS: Dinner looks so good. >> KHLOE: Thank you, my love.
>> SCOTT: This steak is unreal. >> KOURTNEY: Do you want
asparagus, P? >> KIM: Okay, everybody, let's
take this picture. >> KHLOE: Okay, let's go, guys.
Everyone, sit down. >> MASON: You're the cutest baby
ever. >> KHLOE: Aww.
>> KRIS: P, I'll give you a hundred dollars if you sit up
and take a picture. One-time offer, I'll give you
cash.
>> EMCEE: Welcome to Kim and Kanye's house.
â™ª â™ª >> KATHY: Now we're talking.
Now it's a party. â™ª â™ª
(True babbling) >> KYLIE: I am so excited to be
here at the Christmas party. Kim and Kanye completely outdid
themselves. It literally looks like we're in
a different world. It's amazing.
>> KHLOE: You look so pumped for the music.
Jordyn, what's happening here? >> JORDYN: I, she just has the,
the energy. >> KIM: The party is so much
fun. I think everyone is loving--
like, John Legend is performing, and everything with Caitlyn was
fine. It's just so much fun that we
have the best mix of, like, family, friends.
Merry Christmas. >> PARIS: Merry Christmas,
everybody. >> KIM: Merry Christmas.
>> JENNIFER: Merry Christmas, everybody.
(laughter) >> KIM: I completely respect
and have a newfound, you know, appreciation for all of the
parties that my mom has thrown us over the years.
There's so much work into this. (screaming, laughter)
>> SCOTT: Having a ski mountain in your backyard is always a
plus. Little weird that they didn't
have a chairlift. >> PARIS: What's up?
>> SCOTT: Do you like her? >> KRIS: It's actually really
nice to see Kourtney and Scott and Sofia all at the Christmas
party, and everybody getting along and having a really good
time, so... it's a new generation.
>> KOURTNEY: Scott and his girlfriend are here.
It's the picture of the modern family.
And the party, which is, like, straight from Dr. Seuss.
It's so cool. I'm really happy that Kim and
Kanye took over this year. (laughter)
>> KIM: I was so drunk, and I never get drunk.
It was on. Everyone was drunk.
I think Khloe stayed dancing all night long.
I think Mason stayed all night long, dancing.
North fell asleep on Kanye's shoulders.
It was really cute. It was honestly, like, the best
night. We, we had so much fun.
â™ª â™ª
Okay, guys. I've got to go to bed.
â™ª â™ª
>> KRIS: Dinner looks so good. >> KHLOE: Thank you, my love.
>> SCOTT: This steak is unreal. >> KOURTNEY: You want asparagus,
P? >> KRIS: Now we're talking.
>> KHLOE: This is a feast of greatness.
>> SCOTT: Mm-hmm. >> KIM: Northie, what's your
peak of the, of the Christmastime?
What's your whole peak of the holiday season?
>> NORTH: I lost my tooth! >> KIM: You lost your tooth.
That's a good one. What's your pit?
>> NORTH: Um... >> KIM: Wait, what about, what
about your pit being that your hamster bit you?
>> KYLIE: You have a hamster? >> KIM: Do we have a hamster?
Ask Auntie KoKo if we have a hamster, and how appropriate
that is. >> KYLIE: KoKo, did you?
Get them a hamster? >> SCOTT: Who, Blacktail?
>> KYLIE: His name's Blacktail? >> KIM: Blacktail West.
>> KHLOE: I didn't know Blacktail had a long life
expectancy, you guys. I thought...
>> SCOTT: How long do hamsters live?
>> KHLOE: Well, three years, but I thought it was about two
weeks. >> KYLIE: Do you guys
remember when he was... >> KIM: Well, Blacktail was
sleeping, and Northie was picking it up when it was
sleeping, and she wouldn't accept the fact that it D-I-E-D.
So we searched all around town for a doctor that would bring
Blacktail back to life. >> PENELOPE: She thought it was
dying? >> KIM: Well, we thought it was
dead, remember? >> PENELOPE: That's what it
means? D-I-E-D?
>> KHLOE (chuckles): Yeah. D-I-D.
>> KIM: And so she was carrying it around-- dead-- and...
>> KHLOE: P, how old are you? >> KIM: ...said it was just
sleeping and hibernating. >> KHLOE: You're very smart.
>> PENELOPE: I know. (laughter)
>> KIM: The peak of the holiday season... was, I think, the
Christmas Eve party. >> KRIS: Having that Christmas
Eve party year after year and being responsible for basically
everyone's magical night is a lot.
It's a lot of responsibility. And I'm not gonna lie, it
actually felt really good to let someone else handle it for once.
Kim and Kanye did a great job with the party.
I think it was mostly Kanye, but it's, it was amazing.
>> KIM: I had so much fun, but I just want someone to hurry up
and take it over from me. Okay, everybody,
let's take this picture. >> KHLOE: Okay, let's go, guys.
Everyone, sit down. >> KIM: Sainty, look.
Dreamy, look. >> MASON: You're the cutest baby
ever. >> KHLOE: Aww.
>> KRIS: Smile. >> KIM: Who wants candy?
>> KOURTNEY: Say "Christmas." >> KIM: Say "Christmas."
>> MASON: Christmas, baby. >> KRIS: P, I'll give you a
hundred dollars if you sit up and take a picture.
One-time offer, I'll give you cash.
>> SCOTT: Here she is, it's Penop.
>> KRIS: Smile. â™ª â™ª
>> KIM: Santa... >> KHLOE: Where's Northie?
>> KIM: Oh. Northie, we can do a peace sign.
>> KRIS: Not gonna fall.
>> SCOTT: Merry Christmas. >> KHLOE: Merry Christmas.
>> KIM: On the next episode... >> KYLIE: Can you take the phone
call somewhere else? >> KRIS: Sorry, I have to leave
my own office. >> KHLOE: It's your office.
She definitely doesn't think that.
>> KYLIE: Well, what are we supposed to do now?
>> KRIS: Where the (bleep) is my stuff?
>> KOURTNEY: Kendall goes "We cannot go off the grocery list."
>> KENDALL: I did not say one thing about steering off of a
(bleep) list. >> KHLOE: These are wildly
conflicting stories. >> KHLOE: You guys need to
definitely talk. >> KENDALL: Oh, I would love to
have a conversation with her. >> KOURTNEY: Kendall, stop it!
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