1
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So, what's on your mind,
Luke?

2
00:00:43,299 --> 00:00:44,333
Nothing.

3
00:00:47,836 --> 00:00:50,839
I mean, I can
make something up.

4
00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:54,342
Fine.
Make something up, then.

5
00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:57,345
Okay.

6
00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:02,349
Um,

7
00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:08,656
- I'm having trouble getting laid.
- Common problem.

8
00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:12,776
How old are you
again, Luke?

9
00:01:12,777 --> 00:01:14,945
Old enough
to be getting laid.

10
00:01:14,946 --> 00:01:17,280
And getting older every day.

11
00:01:17,281 --> 00:01:20,083
Have you ever
gotten laid?

12
00:01:20,084 --> 00:01:23,336
Two years ago, I fucked
Katie Randall in Battery Park.

13
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But she had drank
like two 40-ounces,

14
00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,093
and the cops came
and broke us up before we...

15
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So, she was drunk?

16
00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,347
Home girl weighs,
like, 60 pounds,

17
00:01:36,348 --> 00:01:40,302
and she drank two
40-ounce bottles of Crazy Horse.

18
00:01:40,886 --> 00:01:43,638
- Crazy Horse?
- Look, Dr. Squires...

19
00:01:43,639 --> 00:01:46,141
- Call me Jeff.
- Look, Jeff...

20
00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:49,226
Dr. Squires...

21
00:01:51,228 --> 00:01:53,446
How much
do you need, man?

22
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You're the one
who needs this, son.

23
00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:58,035
- How much?
- A quarter.

24
00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:03,290
Well, I can give you two eighths.
It's the same thing.

25
00:02:06,910 --> 00:02:09,161
- That entitles you to another...
- Forty-eight minutes.

26
00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:14,383
Forty-eight minutes. If you go now,
you're getting ripped off.

27
00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,886
I'm just not feeling all this
feeling shit today, Dr. Squires.

28
00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,807
Luke, tomorrow's a very big day
in your life. One of the biggest.

29
00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:23,842
And I look at you
and there's...

30
00:02:25,511 --> 00:02:27,513
There's just
no joy, you know?

31
00:02:30,015 --> 00:02:32,518
Tell Stephanie
I say what's up.

32
00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:34,602
Mmm-hmm.

33
00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:40,825
Hey, you ever feel
kind of like a fuck up?

34
00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:45,363
Buying weed from the same dude
that deals to your daughter?

35
00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:49,700
- Stepdaughter.
- Stepdaughter. Exactly.

36
00:02:50,784 --> 00:02:54,370
- Later, Mr. Squires.
- I'm a doctor, Luke.

37
00:02:54,371 --> 00:02:55,672
Dr. Squires.

38
00:03:03,964 --> 00:03:07,465
<i>I met Dr. Squires
in the spring of '94.</i>

39
00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:10,352
<i>First as a client,
then as a patient.</i>

40
00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:13,856
<i>At the beginning we didn't
talk about much of anything.</i>

41
00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:17,609
<i>I don't know why I kept seeing him,
to be honest.</i>

42
00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:20,477
<i>But sometimes it's nice
to have someone to talk to.</i>

43
00:03:20,478 --> 00:03:23,564
<i>Even if you're
just talking shit.</i>

44
00:03:23,565 --> 00:03:28,986
<i>He told me the drug thing was
a cry for help. Maybe he's right.</i>

45
00:03:28,987 --> 00:03:33,073
<i>I am Luke Shapiro.
I'm a drug dealer.</i>

46
00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:33,875
<i>Hear my cry.</i>

47
00:03:42,966 --> 00:03:48,972
<i>My occupation takes me to
exotic places like Brooklyn and Queens.</i>

48
00:03:49,473 --> 00:03:53,392
<i>Now, I like it most in the summer
when no one's around. Just me,</i>

49
00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:58,480
<i>the sweaty girls in their short skirts
with their breasts and their panties,</i>

50
00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:01,683
<i>which I like to see
when I can see them.</i>

51
00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:07,271
<i>I like fly ladies. I like tank tops.
I like short skirts.</i>

52
00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:12,276
<i>I like my impure thoughts,
which go a little something like this.</i>

53
00:04:12,277 --> 00:04:13,278
<i># "The World is Yours"
by Nas #</i>

54
00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:15,280
<i># It's yours #</i>

55
00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:18,249
<i># Whose world is this? #</i>

56
00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,951
<i># The world is yours
the world is yours #</i>

57
00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:22,001
<i># It's mine,
it's mine, it's mine #</i>

58
00:04:22,002 --> 00:04:24,504
<i># Whose world is this? #</i>

59
00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:25,755
<i># It's yours #</i>

60
00:04:25,756 --> 00:04:27,257
<i># It's mine,
it's mine, it's mine #</i>

61
00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:28,875
<i># Whose world is this? #</i>

62
00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:30,460
Shapiro.

63
00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:37,549
<i> No, did you smell it?</i>

64
00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:39,551
<i> You're holding it,
you smell it.</i>

65
00:04:39,552 --> 00:04:42,020
<i> Well, I'm not... Listen, Mr. Bigshot.
You know all about expiration dates?</i>

66
00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:44,556
<i>Just look at the jar
and tell me what you think.</i>

67
00:04:44,557 --> 00:04:47,060
<i>I don't know.
Why don't you check it out yourself?</i>

68
00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:52,030
<i># Wipe the sweat off my dome
Spit the phlegm on the streets #</i>

69
00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:55,066
<i># Suede Timbs on my feets
makes my cypher complete #</i>

70
00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:57,535
<i># Whether cruisin in a six-cab
or Montero Jeep #</i>

71
00:04:57,536 --> 00:05:00,488
<i># I can't call it
The beats make me fallin' asleep #</i>

72
00:05:00,489 --> 00:05:04,459
<i> I hate high school
so I'm alone a lot.</i>

73
00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:08,830
<i>Which is fine by me.
Sometimes it gets lonely, I guess.</i>

74
00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:12,833
<i>But I don't need
high school friends.</i>

75
00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:18,055
<i>One week they're listening to Kris Kross,
the next, they're listening to Pearl Jam.</i>

76
00:05:18,556 --> 00:05:21,058
<i>I'm not like that.
I'm loyal.</i>

77
00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:25,061
<i>I mean, I still listen
to cassettes.</i>

78
00:05:27,514 --> 00:05:29,983
<i>But tomorrow
my life changes.</i>

79
00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:34,070
<i>Tomorrow I graduate.</i>

80
00:05:37,023 --> 00:05:39,074
<i>And then I go
to my safety school.</i>

81
00:05:40,576 --> 00:05:42,528
<i>And then I get older.</i>

82
00:05:43,579 --> 00:05:45,247
<i>And then I die.</i>

83
00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:53,421
Robert Samuels.

84
00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:02,764
Shana Sewart.

85
00:06:09,887 --> 00:06:11,438
Luke Shapiro.

86
00:06:22,366 --> 00:06:23,983
Congratulations, Shapiros.

87
00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,118
Lucas, aren't you
going to introduce us?

88
00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:31,374
- Mom, Dad, this is Mr... Dr. Squires.
- Jeff.

89
00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,460
- And this is my wife, Kristen.
- A pleasure.

90
00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:36,462
And here's
your daughter.

91
00:06:43,835 --> 00:06:46,754
- Stepdaughter.
- Stephanie.

92
00:06:46,755 --> 00:06:48,840
All right, team.
Picture time.

93
00:06:52,844 --> 00:06:55,763
Tuck the fucking shirt
into your pants, Jeffrey.

94
00:07:04,321 --> 00:07:06,190
- Hello. You paged me?
- Yeah.

95
00:07:13,746 --> 00:07:15,530
Yo, I didn't know there was
a party tonight, son.

96
00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:18,417
Yeah. It's the
graduation party.

97
00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:21,004
- I just graduated.
- Yeah. I know.

98
00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:26,124
Yo, could you
spot me 26 bucks?

99
00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:31,846
- Take the shit, yeah.
- Good looking out.

100
00:07:31,847 --> 00:07:34,850
- I don't want your fucking $4.
- All right.

101
00:07:37,436 --> 00:07:41,272
Shapiro, you always
come through with the madness.

102
00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:45,859
This is gonna last us
till that first weekend in Amsterdam.

103
00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:49,479
- You're going to Amsterdam?
- Yeah, man. I told you that.

104
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,982
All right, man.
Have a good summer then.

105
00:07:51,983 --> 00:07:55,453
Yeah, I gotta bounce.
They're almost out of Zima.

106
00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:00,623
- Yo.
- Shapiro?

107
00:08:00,624 --> 00:08:04,209
Hey, Steph.
What up?

108
00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:05,545
Hey.

109
00:08:08,498 --> 00:08:12,551
- You want some Ritalin?
- No, no. I'm cool.

110
00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:23,227
So, what are you up to
this summer?

111
00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:28,232
Chilling. Making money. Why?
You wanna go steady?

112
00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:30,818
Yeah.
Sure.

113
00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:34,856
Ha, ha!

114
00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,861
What are you doing
for the summer?

115
00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:44,530
I'm interning
for one of Daddy's patients.

116
00:08:44,531 --> 00:08:50,037
So, it's just gonna be like you and me here
all alone and all, all summer.

117
00:08:51,038 --> 00:08:53,340
But we'll never hang out.

118
00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,343
<i># "Heaven & Hell"
by Raekwon #</i>

119
00:08:56,843 --> 00:08:58,843
<i># Jesus rollin' in
my right hand #</i>

120
00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:00,845
<i># Yup, you know
the steezo black #</i>

121
00:09:00,846 --> 00:09:02,797
<i># Got to go down like that #</i>

122
00:09:02,798 --> 00:09:05,301
<i># Shallah, cigars
and ball hats #</i>

123
00:09:06,852 --> 00:09:09,855
<i># Ninety-four
Takin' niggas to war #</i>

124
00:09:11,357 --> 00:09:13,857
<i># What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? #</i>

125
00:09:13,858 --> 00:09:16,860
<i># You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell #</i>

126
00:09:16,861 --> 00:09:19,863
<i># What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? #</i>

127
00:09:19,864 --> 00:09:22,484
<i># You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell #</i>

128
00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,651
<i># So it's your life #</i>

129
00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:25,987
<i># We're livin' in hell #</i>

130
00:09:26,488 --> 00:09:30,908
<i># What a chamber
Fuckin' with mad strangers #</i>

131
00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:35,962
<i># Yeah, you know
how it runs, baby Straight up, yo #</i>

132
00:09:35,963 --> 00:09:39,549
<i># Money, clothes
Designer whores and shows, y'all #</i>

133
00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:41,417
<i># That's how it goes #</i>

134
00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:44,419
<i># Whatever What do you believe in?
Heaven or hell? #</i>

135
00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:47,173
<i># You don't believe in heaven
'cause we're livin' in hell #</i>

136
00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:49,675
<i># So it's your life #</i>

137
00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:06,273
<i>...what that is is a combination
of the temperature</i>

138
00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:09,995
<i>and the humidity, those two combined.
So it'll be about 100 degrees today,</i>

139
00:10:10,495 --> 00:10:12,997
<i>but it'll feel like 105 to 110,
and that's in the shade.</i>

140
00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:16,449
<i>If you're in the sun
that'll add about 10 to 5 degrees,</i>

141
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,001
<i>5 to 10 degrees,
more hotter that it will feel.</i>

142
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,505
<i> No... I'll tell you
that much 'cause I...</i>

143
00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:23,506
<i> He doesn't understand
the finer points about it...</i>

144
00:10:23,507 --> 00:10:25,008
<i>What he doesn't understand
is what I don't understand,</i>

145
00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:27,343
<i>which is I don't understand
what you're telling me half the time.</i>

146
00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,428
Your father lost
all of our money

147
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,097
and now we have to move to, well,
I don't know, somewhere poor.

148
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,266
- Oh, somewhere poor?
- We're moving?

149
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:38,220
No, no, Luke, I'm telling you,
I promise you we are not getting evicted.

150
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:41,140
- We're getting evicted?
- No, no. There's plenty of time. I'll fix it.

151
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,107
Oh, yeah, plenty!

152
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,227
What's wrong
with your face?

153
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,979
What's wrong
with his face?

154
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,730
Did you fucking
scratch him?

155
00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:52,617
- He hit me!
- I did not hit you, you goddamn liar!

156
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,952
She's a goddamn liar.
You never hit a woman, Luke.

157
00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:56,571
The two of you are acting like
you're fucking 12 years old.

158
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,622
- Stop cursing.
- Fuck off!

159
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,908
- You see where he gets that mouth?
- Great. "That mouth."

160
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,161
- Thank you very much. Right.
- "That mouth" from your mother.

161
00:11:15,223 --> 00:11:18,390
<i> Republican political consultants
differ on the extent</i>

162
00:11:18,391 --> 00:11:20,893
<i>to which Mayor Giuliani's support
of the President's crime bill</i>

163
00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:23,396
<i>could hurt him
in the future.</i>

164
00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:26,683
I can't take that
from you.

165
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:35,191
- Where are you going?
- Somebody's gotta work around here.

166
00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:40,079
<i># "The What"
by The Notorious B.I.G. & Method Man #</i>

167
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:50,455
Jesus, fellows.
A little dramatic, don't you think?

168
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:54,124
<i>Are you that Luke?</i>

169
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,592
Ah!

170
00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:56,927
<i># I used to get feels
on a bitch #</i>

171
00:11:56,928 --> 00:11:58,846
<i># Now I throw shields
on the dick #</i>

172
00:11:58,847 --> 00:12:00,849
<i># To stop me
from that HIV shit #</i>

173
00:12:01,348 --> 00:12:02,132
Who is this?

174
00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,185
Dis are the new shit.
Biggie.

175
00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:08,271
<i># Biggie Smalls is the illest #</i>

176
00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:12,108
- This shit is dope.
- Dis cat gonna change your world.

177
00:12:12,109 --> 00:12:15,528
<i># The thrill is gone The black
Frank White is here to excite #</i>

178
00:12:15,529 --> 00:12:17,112
<i># And throw dick to dykes #</i>

179
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,197
<i># Bitches
I like 'em brainless #</i>

180
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,565
<i># Guns
I like 'em stainless steel #</i>

181
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:25,121
Everything cool, boy?

182
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:31,293
- I could use a little more this week, Pers.
- How much more you want?

183
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:36,414
- Like another five Zs.
- Oh, boy! You got big aspirations, Luke.

184
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,502
No, just a lot of debt.

185
00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:44,089
Okay, soldier.

186
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,391
Be careful out there.

187
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:53,179
Dis blood clot Giuliani got dem bumba
clot police lookin at everybody and everything.

188
00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:57,183
- Even white boy like you.
- I'm always careful, you know that.

189
00:12:57,184 --> 00:12:59,687
I know.
Dat is why me like you.

190
00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:02,406
- Luke!
- Yo!

191
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,775
It's called
Ready to Die.

192
00:13:06,776 --> 00:13:10,162
<i># It's real
Ninety-four Rugged raw #</i>

193
00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:11,697
<i># Kickin' down
your goddamn door... #</i>

194
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:14,700
<i> I know, but tell me one thing,
we don't have any money?</i>

195
00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,203
<i># And everything you get
You gotta work hard for it #</i>

196
00:13:18,704 --> 00:13:21,205
<i># Honies, shake your hips
Yeah, don't stop #</i>

197
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,625
<i># And niggas pack the clips
Keep on, bitch #</i>

198
00:13:24,009 --> 00:13:26,594
<i># Verse two
Comin' with that Olde E brew #</i>

199
00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:29,380
<i># Meth-tical puttin' niggas
back in ICU #</i>

200
00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:31,882
<i># I'm lifted, troop
You can bring your wack-ass crew #</i>

201
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:35,019
<i># I got connections
I'll get that ass stuck like glue #</i>

202
00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:37,555
<i># No question
I be comin' down and shit #</i>

203
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:40,607
<i># Yo I gets rugged
as a motherfuckin' carpet get #</i>

204
00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:44,111
<i># And niggas love it Not in the
physical form but in the mental #</i>

205
00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:46,029
<i># I spark
and they cells get warm #</i>

206
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:49,031
<i># I'm not a gentle man
I'm a method man #</i>

207
00:13:49,032 --> 00:13:51,367
<i># Baby, accept it
Utmost respect it #</i>

208
00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:52,868
<i># Assume the position #</i>

209
00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:54,370
<i># Stop, look and listen #</i>

210
00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:57,873
<i># I spit on your grave
then I grab my Charles Dickens #</i>

211
00:13:57,874 --> 00:14:02,629
Dr. Squires, can you, like,
prescribe medicine and shit?

212
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:04,496
Of course.

213
00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:08,166
Why do you ask, Luke?

214
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:11,219
- Well, it's for me.
- No shit.

215
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:14,306
I think recently
I've been depressed.

216
00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:20,895
I don't sleep good.
I think too much.

217
00:14:21,813 --> 00:14:24,315
Luke, you ever hear
the saying,

218
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:27,351
"The unexamined life
is not worth living?"

219
00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:30,404
Yeah. Maybe the
examined one isn't either.

220
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,991
Oh, no, come on,
don't talk like that.

221
00:14:35,993 --> 00:14:38,862
Has this got something to do
with Kurt Cobain?

222
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,948
Look, the point is,

223
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,868
who says it's gotta be all
so fucking sad like that, you know?

224
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:50,338
Is there something
going on at home, Luke?

225
00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:53,708
Yeah, of course something's
going on at home. What?

226
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,512
This is what
you get paid for?

227
00:14:57,013 --> 00:15:01,016
Men do the things they need to do
to become the men they want to be.

228
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:04,020
- Do you understand?
- Sure.

229
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,471
That includes
asking for help.

230
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:13,310
- It's my parents.
- There you go.

231
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:14,729
What about them?

232
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,115
They just...

233
00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:21,118
They act like kids,
you know?

234
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,620
My wife and I
are the same way.

235
00:15:24,621 --> 00:15:26,956
We act like kids
all the time.

236
00:15:26,957 --> 00:15:28,542
And why do you think
that is?

237
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,127
Life

238
00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:33,663
has a

239
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:37,083
funny way of turning you
into the one thing you don't wanna be.

240
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,053
My life sucks.

241
00:15:42,055 --> 00:15:45,257
- I swear, it sucks.
- Lucas.

242
00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:49,344
Do you have any idea
what I would give to be you again?

243
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:53,397
Not you, specifically, but me at your age?
It doesn't get any better.

244
00:15:53,398 --> 00:15:56,568
- Tell me that's not true.
- Oh, you're fucking living, Luke.

245
00:15:57,102 --> 00:16:01,072
It's great, living. Get your heart broken.
Find yourself face down in the gutter.

246
00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:03,741
Get your pulse up.
Make a real mess of your life, son.

247
00:16:03,742 --> 00:16:06,327
This is what you tell
all your patients?

248
00:16:06,328 --> 00:16:08,111
You're not
depressed, Luke.

249
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:11,614
- You're sad. There's a difference.
- No, I'm depressed.

250
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:14,285
I'm mad depressed, yo.

251
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:17,287
So just give me some of those happy pills
and we can call it a day.

252
00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:18,789
Sorry, Luke.
I can't do that.

253
00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,543
And how do you
suggest I deal, then?

254
00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:28,046
I suggest you talk about it
with a friend.

255
00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:32,352
- Like I said, I don't have any friends.
- You have me.

256
00:16:32,936 --> 00:16:34,437
Great.

257
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,697
Yo, Shapiro.

258
00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:48,399
- Yo.
- What's up, man?

259
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,868
Steph, what up?

260
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:51,819
Who's this?

261
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,655
This is Jesus Christ.
From my stepdad's first marriage.

262
00:16:55,656 --> 00:16:57,657
Bet I can guess
what you're doing here.

263
00:16:57,658 --> 00:17:00,076
Yeah, your stepdad
paged me.

264
00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:03,581
Dude smokes more weed
than I do, it's pathetic.

265
00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,584
- You like him?
- Squires?

266
00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:10,136
Not really.

267
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,887
But you should hear about
some of the crazy people

268
00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:13,590
that come into
that guy's office.

269
00:17:14,174 --> 00:17:16,258
- He tells you about that shit?
- Yeah.

270
00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:19,145
But, I mean he's not, like
supposed to tell you, right?

271
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:21,647
There's confidentiality
and what not?

272
00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,648
Whatever. I don't know.
He tells me anyway.

273
00:17:23,649 --> 00:17:28,154
Like there's this one guy he sees,
I'm not kidding, a chronic masturbator.

274
00:17:29,238 --> 00:17:31,240
- Uh...
- Yeah.

275
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,908
- That's crazy.
- The guy jerks off seven times a day.

276
00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:35,410
Literally.
And when his nuts are dry,

277
00:17:35,411 --> 00:17:37,412
he just lies in bed
with his hands down his pants,

278
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,197
like, touching himself
and shit.

279
00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:42,116
- Jesus Christ, no.
- Oh, it's all right. It's all good.

280
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,118
- Sorry.
- Don't trip.

281
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,121
- Is this yours?
- Uh...

282
00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:49,456
Yeah.

283
00:17:49,457 --> 00:17:54,677
- This is my summer job.
- You sell ices?

284
00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:58,549
No, that's my cover.
For my parents.

285
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,934
Check me out.

286
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,775
Shit! That's a lot
of green, man.

287
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:16,198
- That's how I roll.
- So, you just... How does it work?

288
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,784
Well, I mean...
Can I show you?

289
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,955
Sure. Let me drop
the dog off.

290
00:18:23,956 --> 00:18:27,042
- All right.
- All right. Hang on.

291
00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:30,545
<i># "Summertime"
by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince #</i>

292
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,417
I'm not going to get
arrested, am I?

293
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:39,420
Just act calm
and follow my lead,

294
00:18:39,421 --> 00:18:40,921
and everything
will be fine.

295
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:45,926
Relax.
Here.

296
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:51,814
<i># Summertime #</i>

297
00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:54,984
<i># Here it is, the groove
Slightly transformed #</i>

298
00:18:54,985 --> 00:18:56,769
<i># Just a bit of a break
from the norm #</i>

299
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,156
- Luke.
- Yo. That's her.

300
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:03,443
Hi, Luke.
This is Albert.

301
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,412
We just ate
mushrooms.

302
00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:13,668
- So, how much do you all need again?
- We met at a Phish show.

303
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:18,673
And we saw each other
and it was like that episode of 90210,

304
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:22,176
when Brandon and Emily Valentine
take ecstasy.

305
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:24,211
- Euphoria.
- What?

306
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:25,546
It's called euphoria.

307
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:26,631
Euphoria.

308
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:31,469
<i>Euphoria.
Euphoria.</i>

309
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:37,140
- Did you do something with your hair?
- No.

310
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:42,394
You look cuter. You look like
Jason Priestley like that.

311
00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:47,483
Yo. There's like
mad cops around, I think.

312
00:19:47,484 --> 00:19:49,319
So, can we do this?

313
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,205
<i># Time to sit back and unwind #</i>

314
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,125
<i># School is out
and it's a sort of a buzz #</i>

315
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,542
<i># But back then
I didn't really know what it was #</i>

316
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:03,248
Who? Who's the girl?
Is she a cop?

317
00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:07,335
No, this is my friend
Stephanie.

318
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:11,256
- Stephanie, this is Elanor.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

319
00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:13,174
Hi.

320
00:20:15,176 --> 00:20:16,644
Come on in.

321
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,932
She's hot.

322
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:26,103
I'm sorry about the cop stuff.
I just...

323
00:20:26,104 --> 00:20:30,823
You know, with Giuliani and the stories
you hear, you can't be too careful.

324
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:33,326
So I had to do this
today, though,

325
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:36,195
because I have this guy
coming into town tomorrow

326
00:20:36,196 --> 00:20:40,366
and we don't have anything
to talk about unless we're stoned.

327
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:43,369
But if we're stoned,
in bed he's like...

328
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,870
He's a really nice guy.

329
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:49,090
Luke, can I ask you something?
Just for a sec.

330
00:20:49,091 --> 00:20:51,177
Why are men
so complicated?

331
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,179
Is it because
I'm intimidating?

332
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:57,682
Am I intimidating because
I play an instrument?

333
00:20:57,683 --> 00:20:58,466
No.

334
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,686
- You play an instrument?
- No, I know.

335
00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:05,272
I forgot you don't know
anything about me.

336
00:21:05,273 --> 00:21:09,443
I mean, I don't really need to know
anything about you, Elanor.

337
00:21:09,444 --> 00:21:14,064
I played in a band in the '80s.
Well, in '82 we were really big.

338
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,150
What about you?
Stephanie? Right?

339
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:22,071
You must have some insight
into the mind of men.

340
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,574
I mean, he must
be a handful.

341
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,827
- Oh, we're not that.
- We're not like that.

342
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:31,496
I think you're really beautiful
and you have really good chemistry.

343
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:36,002
Don't you think you should try it once
and just see how it feels?

344
00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:41,089
Elanor, you know,

345
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:44,059
I could just sell you some weed
and we could leave it at that.

346
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:48,647
Oh, yeah. Okay.
A quarter of bubble gum?

347
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:53,068
Yeah.

348
00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:57,521
- All right.
- We're gonna...

349
00:21:57,522 --> 00:22:00,825
Yeah. And the door, when you shut it,
it just locks behind you.

350
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,994
Thanks, you guys.

351
00:22:04,995 --> 00:22:08,999
Yo, Shapiro, you should take my number.
Okay. Call me some time.

352
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,002
- Call you?
- Yeah.

353
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:19,008
- You mean, like, for weed?
- No, man. To hang out.

354
00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:22,711
This city can get so lonely
when there's nobody to talk to.

355
00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:25,130
I think we could
be friends.

356
00:22:25,131 --> 00:22:27,766
- Friends?
- Yeah, friends. You know, like,

357
00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:31,303
homies, buddies, amigos.
Just take my number, okay?

358
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,192
All right, word.
I'll definitely call you.

359
00:23:12,676 --> 00:23:15,011
What do you want
from me, Luke?

360
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,314
I don't know.

361
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:24,653
Come on, Luke,
you can tell me.

362
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,522
After all, I'm just
in your head.

363
00:23:27,523 --> 00:23:29,607
Be honest.

364
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,776
Do you wanna do
dirty things to me?

365
00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:35,329
Not, like,
especially dirty.

366
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,782
Just, like, normal dirty.

367
00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:42,871
Do you want to fuck me?
On the beach? In the sun?

368
00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:49,126
Do you wanna be my friend?

369
00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:53,463
- Do you wanna be my best friend?
- Maybe.

370
00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:58,302
Place your hand on my shoulder.
It's warm.

371
00:24:00,971 --> 00:24:02,972
Put your hand
between my thighs.

372
00:24:04,473 --> 00:24:06,975
Come to the sun, Luke.
Come.

373
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,694
- Come.
- I'm coming.

374
00:24:09,695 --> 00:24:10,779
Come.

375
00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:13,399
Fuck.

376
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,368
Yo!

377
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,871
What's up, Dad?

378
00:24:20,872 --> 00:24:24,409
What's a seven-letter word
for a subatomic particle?

379
00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:26,994
I don't know, Dad.
What's up?

380
00:24:26,995 --> 00:24:28,796
Son, would you please
turn down the air conditioning?

381
00:24:28,797 --> 00:24:30,414
The electric bill
is through the roof.

382
00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:34,001
- Dad, it's like 90 degrees out.
- Please, just do it.

383
00:25:00,076 --> 00:25:02,078
Such a beautiful evening.

384
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,115
- What are you doing?
- Seating.

385
00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:12,621
- For that charity thing.
- Do you wanna go out?

386
00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:16,257
Out?

387
00:25:16,258 --> 00:25:21,378
You know, out.
Grab a drink, chill.

388
00:25:21,379 --> 00:25:25,883
It's a Tuesday night.
And I'm almost 40.

389
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,885
Two.
You're 42.

390
00:26:07,555 --> 00:26:11,559
<i>I've been thinking about your dilemma
a lot recently, Luke.</i>

391
00:26:13,061 --> 00:26:17,314
- What's my dilemma?
- The girl thing.

392
00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:21,817
Luke, back when I went to school,
drug dealers had no problem getting girls.

393
00:26:21,818 --> 00:26:25,071
In fact, that's why
I always wanted to be one.

394
00:26:25,072 --> 00:26:27,573
Were you popular in high school,
Dr. Squires?

395
00:26:27,574 --> 00:26:32,579
Well, I wouldn't
say popular, no.

396
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,247
I wasn't one of those cool kids,
if that's what you're asking.

397
00:26:36,248 --> 00:26:38,333
I played baseball,
I was a debater...

398
00:26:38,334 --> 00:26:39,502
Did you ever
wanna kill yourself?

399
00:26:40,086 --> 00:26:44,423
- Not till much later.
- Then you must have been popular.

400
00:26:45,424 --> 00:26:46,925
I'm not.

401
00:26:46,926 --> 00:26:49,428
This has got nothing to do
with being popular, Luke.

402
00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:51,429
You're just not
trying hard enough.

403
00:26:53,798 --> 00:26:57,385
You must think about it.
The different scenarios.

404
00:26:57,886 --> 00:27:01,889
Random sex in phone booths,
chance encounters in discos,

405
00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,892
the way they smell,
the things they say,

406
00:27:04,893 --> 00:27:06,893
even when they're saying
nothing at all.

407
00:27:10,781 --> 00:27:12,281
I mean,

408
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:16,569
I'm married, so I don't contemplate
that type of thing.

409
00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:18,872
No.
Of course not.

410
00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:24,410
Surely there's
someone, Luke.

411
00:27:27,163 --> 00:27:28,664
Yeah.

412
00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:32,300
This one girl.

413
00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:36,556
That's fantastic, Luke. Who is she?
Does Stephanie know her?

414
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,639
No.

415
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,644
No, she goes
to school downtown.

416
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:48,432
- So what's the problem?
- She just wants to be friends.

417
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:51,603
- What makes you think that?
- She said so.

418
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:55,355
Make her like you, Luke.
That's what I did with my wife.

419
00:27:55,356 --> 00:27:58,358
How did you do that?

420
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,362
Be her friend.
Confide in her, earn her trust.

421
00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:03,364
Then, when you are
least threatening to her,

422
00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:07,250
grab her and stick your tongue so far down
her throat she starts to gag from pleasure.

423
00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:10,335
- Can I grab her tits, too?
- Baby steps, Luke.

424
00:28:10,336 --> 00:28:12,337
Right.

425
00:28:12,338 --> 00:28:14,590
Pursue her, Luke.
You're the perfect age for it.

426
00:28:14,591 --> 00:28:18,460
You haven't yet been systematically numbed
to the allure of romance.

427
00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:19,762
You still have
your youthful...

428
00:28:21,347 --> 00:28:23,382
I got it.

429
00:28:23,383 --> 00:28:26,802
Young men need sex, Luke.
All men, actually.

430
00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:31,722
I can get you a hooker,
if you like.

431
00:28:31,723 --> 00:28:34,725
God, I was this close
to respecting you.

432
00:28:34,726 --> 00:28:37,229
Big mistake, Luke.
Call your girl.

433
00:28:39,230 --> 00:28:43,117
You don't need medication, Luke.
You just need to get laid.

434
00:28:46,037 --> 00:28:48,038
<i> It's a surprise attack.
I don't want these...</i>

435
00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:48,990
<i> What is the postmark on that?</i>

436
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,825
<i>What do you mean?
I just got it today.</i>

437
00:28:51,826 --> 00:28:53,743
<i>I just wanna know
what the postmark is.</i>

438
00:28:53,744 --> 00:28:56,213
<i>- When did you get it?
- I don't wanna talk about the postmark!</i>

439
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,262
Oh, my God!

440
00:29:23,823 --> 00:29:24,824
Jeffrey!

441
00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,111
<i> Hello?</i>

442
00:29:33,615 --> 00:29:35,116
Hello?

443
00:29:35,617 --> 00:29:37,117
Um...

444
00:29:37,118 --> 00:29:40,621
- I'm looking for...
- Luke?

445
00:29:42,206 --> 00:29:46,293
- Luke, is that you?
- Dr. Squires?

446
00:29:46,793 --> 00:29:48,712
It's okay, Luke.
I know why you're calling.

447
00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:53,467
- You do?
- The beaver hunt.

448
00:29:55,469 --> 00:29:56,969
The pussy quest.

449
00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:01,273
I can help you, Luke.
Let's grab a drink.

450
00:30:01,274 --> 00:30:03,359
<i>I got just the place.</i>

451
00:30:05,361 --> 00:30:06,229
All right.

452
00:30:13,618 --> 00:30:18,039
It's strange.
This place used to be packed.

453
00:30:18,623 --> 00:30:22,126
The city's not the same anymore, Luke.
This place,

454
00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:26,130
it really used to be
something down here,

455
00:30:26,131 --> 00:30:29,250
the drugs, the girls,
the music,

456
00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:32,253
the fucking music.

457
00:30:33,254 --> 00:30:35,222
Speaking of which.

458
00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:43,062
<i># "Season of The Witch"
by Donovan #</i>

459
00:30:46,816 --> 00:30:50,319
What kind of music
do you like, Luke?

460
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,823
Tribe Called Quest.
Pharcyde. De La Soul.

461
00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:59,328
That's rap, right?
I don't know much about that stuff.

462
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:04,833
- I'll make you a mixtape.
- I'd like that.

463
00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:08,586
Maybe I'll make
you one, too.

464
00:31:08,587 --> 00:31:11,757
Some Bowie, maybe
a little Pink Floyd.

465
00:31:12,341 --> 00:31:16,344
Some classical.
Brahms, Haydn.

466
00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:22,300
Haydn?
Yeah, Haydn's dope.

467
00:31:23,601 --> 00:31:26,470
- You serious?
- No, Dr. Squires.

468
00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:31,690
Hey, Luke.

469
00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:35,895
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.

470
00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:39,783
That's not funny.

471
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,986
Yo, order me
another drink, please?

472
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:47,572
Another Bud,
right here.

473
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:52,211
<i># Must be the season
of the witch #</i>

474
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,714
Lucas, I hate my wife.

475
00:31:57,216 --> 00:32:00,468
<i># Must be the season
of the witch #</i>

476
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:04,555
- I hate my parents.
- I need to get laid.

477
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,258
We both need to get laid.

478
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,813
Lust.

479
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:17,400
Luke, I've never cheated
on my wife before, ever.

480
00:32:17,401 --> 00:32:18,901
But I want to now,
it is my mission.

481
00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:21,854
You have no idea
how much I want to.

482
00:32:21,855 --> 00:32:25,691
Sometimes it's right
to do the wrong thing,

483
00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,577
and right now
is one of those times.

484
00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:33,449
But we need to
fix ourselves first.

485
00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:37,837
- You need fixing?
- Lucas, I need a whole lot of fixing.

486
00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:45,626
- Union?
- Luke, hi.

487
00:32:45,627 --> 00:32:48,212
<i>I can't believe
you're here!</i>

488
00:32:48,213 --> 00:32:50,682
We came in to check out
all the old weird people.

489
00:32:54,019 --> 00:32:55,887
Oh, wait.

490
00:32:57,856 --> 00:33:00,807
- Don't even think about it.
- Is this the mystery girl?

491
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:03,527
No, but it doesn't mean
she's fair game.

492
00:33:05,612 --> 00:33:10,868
This is Gruden. My date to the Midsummer
Night Cancer Ball. It's for charity.

493
00:33:11,151 --> 00:33:15,871
He's an exchange student
from Rotterdam. He's a joke.

494
00:33:15,872 --> 00:33:20,709
Yo, what up? What happened to
home boy you were with in the park?

495
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,879
Albert?
Oh, he's so amateur.

496
00:33:23,963 --> 00:33:27,299
Gruden, I'm Haydn.

497
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,585
- Like the classical guy?
- Yes.

498
00:33:30,169 --> 00:33:31,752
I was named after him.

499
00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:36,590
- That's so awesome.
- Do you like the Grateful Dead?

500
00:33:36,591 --> 00:33:39,261
Followed them for four years
after college.

501
00:33:42,013 --> 00:33:43,014
Whoa!
# Baby, you #

502
00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:44,482
<i># "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie #
# You've #</i>

503
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,483
<i># Got what I need #</i>

504
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:47,934
# got what I need #

505
00:33:47,935 --> 00:33:49,854
# But you say
you're just a friend #

506
00:33:50,354 --> 00:33:52,356
# Just a friend
And you say you're just a friend #

507
00:33:52,857 --> 00:33:54,824
# Oh, baby, you... #
# you... #

508
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:57,410
Oh, what do you
call that thing?

509
00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:00,697
- It's a blunt.
- It's a blunt. I like that.

510
00:34:00,698 --> 00:34:03,282
<i> - Where was I?
- The second set.</i>

511
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:06,085
Oh, yeah.

512
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:10,590
They opened up
with Casey Jones.

513
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,591
# Driving that train #

514
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,595
And that's right
when the acid kicked in.

515
00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:17,513
Amazing!

516
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:23,101
- Your dad's mad cool.
- He's not my dad.

517
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:28,941
Luke is very into the rap of The Soul Tribe
and many of their other songs.

518
00:34:29,441 --> 00:34:32,442
- Tell her, Luke.
- Tell me.

519
00:34:32,443 --> 00:34:35,396
Tell her. Go ahead, talk.
Talk to her.

520
00:34:37,315 --> 00:34:41,701
- I'm gonna go get another beer.
- Gruden, yo!

521
00:34:41,702 --> 00:34:44,204
<i># The tour was over
and she went back to school #</i>

522
00:34:44,205 --> 00:34:46,907
<i># I called every day
to see how she was doin' #</i>

523
00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:48,408
<i># Every time
that I call her... #</i>

524
00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:50,911
Goldilocks.

525
00:34:51,411 --> 00:34:54,914
I am one of the three bears.
Guess which one.

526
00:34:54,915 --> 00:34:57,417
- Which one?
- Baby bear.

527
00:35:45,262 --> 00:35:48,848
The game's not called
Four Minutes in Heaven, Luke.

528
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,433
We have like
three minutes.

529
00:35:51,017 --> 00:35:53,468
All right, that's enough, kids.
You are all too young to be in here anyway.

530
00:35:53,469 --> 00:35:56,472
Oh, come on.
They're all 18.

531
00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:01,944
Since when is
the drinking age 21?

532
00:36:02,945 --> 00:36:04,446
<i>
Bye, Haydn!</i>

533
00:36:04,946 --> 00:36:07,949
- Since forever.
- Fucking Giuliani.

534
00:36:09,784 --> 00:36:13,288
Look around you, Luke,
is this what you want for your mind?

535
00:36:13,788 --> 00:36:15,623
For your life? You want it to be
like this city?

536
00:36:15,624 --> 00:36:21,127
Sweep all the nasty bits under the rug?
Make everything okay?

537
00:36:21,128 --> 00:36:26,966
He puts the homeless people in prison, you know?
These people are sick, mentally.

538
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:30,887
They're being put in jail.
What do you think about that, Luke?

539
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:32,839
- Doesn't seem right.
- No.

540
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,425
No, it doesn't. That's why
I don't want you on medication, Luke.

541
00:36:35,925 --> 00:36:39,261
You may as well open up a Starbucks
in your brain. You follow me?

542
00:36:39,262 --> 00:36:42,265
Don't jump for the quick fix.
This whole fucking city wants a quick fix.

543
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:44,651
Embrace your pain.
Make it a part of you.

544
00:36:45,235 --> 00:36:48,104
You don't want to be like them.
I don't want you to be like them.

545
00:36:48,938 --> 00:36:51,606
So, you've never taken
any of that stuff?

546
00:36:51,607 --> 00:36:55,744
Jesus, Luke, I'm on all of it.
I don't want you to be like me, either.

547
00:36:56,862 --> 00:36:58,447
Sex is a drug too,
you know?

548
00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:01,166
More powerful than any
synthetic pharmaceutical.

549
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,785
Yeah? Is that why you go around
trying to fuck little girls?

550
00:37:04,786 --> 00:37:06,202
That was just
second base.

551
00:37:06,203 --> 00:37:09,290
Oh, second base, huh?
Hey, what happened to getting fixed first?

552
00:37:09,790 --> 00:37:12,792
Sometimes getting laid
is getting fixed, you know?

553
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:15,796
Except for dogs.
Now break out that blunt.

554
00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:19,300
- This is a joint.
- Joint. I know that.

555
00:37:26,222 --> 00:37:29,892
- Why'd you do that, Luke?
- Tag this wall?

556
00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:33,729
I'm just kind of putting my stamp on it,
fucking let people know I was here.

557
00:37:33,730 --> 00:37:36,115
- It's illegal, isn't it?
- It is.

558
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:39,817
- May I?
- You may.

559
00:37:39,818 --> 00:37:42,404
- Just be careful.
- Careful.

560
00:37:51,496 --> 00:37:53,548
M.D.

561
00:37:59,337 --> 00:38:02,339
- Excellent penmanship, Dr. Squires.
- Why, thank you.

562
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:05,008
- Oh, no, I thank you.
- No, no, no, I thank you.

563
00:38:05,009 --> 00:38:06,644
- Oh, you're welcome.
- M.D.

564
00:38:11,098 --> 00:38:13,816
- Hey! You two!
- Fuck!

565
00:38:13,817 --> 00:38:14,818
Stop right there!

566
00:38:18,488 --> 00:38:20,406
Forrest Gump, Luke.

567
00:38:20,407 --> 00:38:23,159
- What are you talking about?
- Running.

568
00:38:34,787 --> 00:38:35,788
Oh!

569
00:38:46,264 --> 00:38:50,768
Who put you up to this, boys? Giuliani?
You got some kind of quota to fill?

570
00:38:50,769 --> 00:38:52,270
Used to be,
you could lick a sheet of acid,

571
00:38:52,771 --> 00:38:54,271
hold up a bank,
fuck a whore in Times Square

572
00:38:54,772 --> 00:38:58,274
without any of you batting an eyelash.
Now, one blunt, we're in the clink.

573
00:38:58,275 --> 00:39:00,777
This whole city's fucked.
We give you character!

574
00:39:00,778 --> 00:39:02,613
Hey, shut the hell up!

575
00:39:02,863 --> 00:39:05,865
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, now, brother.
Join the revolution!

576
00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:08,900
- What are you in here for?
- I stabbed my wife in the pussy.

577
00:39:08,901 --> 00:39:11,871
Oh, wow!

578
00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:14,873
Yo, Squires, maybe we should
keep this on the DL, all right?

579
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:16,875
- Yo, DL!
- Quiet!

580
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:18,745
- Hey, shut up!
- Please, come on!

581
00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:28,552
Shapiro!
Squires!

582
00:39:28,553 --> 00:39:30,304
You made bail.

583
00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:33,258
Bail.

584
00:39:37,145 --> 00:39:40,430
- Hi there, Stepdaddy.
- Hi, precious.

585
00:39:40,431 --> 00:39:42,649
- Hey, Steph.
- Shapiro.

586
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:45,235
Thanks a lot for getting
my stepdad thrown in prison.

587
00:39:45,236 --> 00:39:48,104
You know, you're really
a great influence on him.

588
00:39:48,105 --> 00:39:50,658
- But it wasn't my fault.
- It was my fault.

589
00:39:51,242 --> 00:39:53,861
I know. I was kidding.
Anyway...

590
00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:57,613
- What are you doing today?
- Shapiro's busy.

591
00:39:57,614 --> 00:39:59,615
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

592
00:39:59,616 --> 00:40:03,837
Okay, well, look, Squires, why don't you
just take the car back to the garage,

593
00:40:04,421 --> 00:40:07,923
and I won't tell my mom
about this whole prison thing

594
00:40:07,924 --> 00:40:10,426
and Shapiro's
coming with me.

595
00:40:13,262 --> 00:40:14,262
Don't touch
my daughter, Luke.

596
00:40:14,263 --> 00:40:15,431
- Stepdaughter.
- Stepdaughter.

597
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:21,553
So, what's the deal
with you and my stepdad?

598
00:40:22,054 --> 00:40:24,473
Are you guys,
like, gay together?

599
00:40:27,475 --> 00:40:29,977
- We're friends, I guess.
- Weird.

600
00:40:31,479 --> 00:40:32,980
Not really.

601
00:40:33,981 --> 00:40:37,400
- He's very immature.
- I know.

602
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:40,486
Him and my mom fight about that
all the time.

603
00:40:40,487 --> 00:40:41,988
I know.

604
00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:47,376
We got more in common
than you think, Steph.

605
00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:52,298
<i>Now, I've got something new for you.
Step up and tap. Go up and tap. Long body.</i>

606
00:40:52,299 --> 00:40:55,717
<i>Remember that knee?
Give me one knee here and then a grapevine.</i>

607
00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:57,920
<i>Hey.</i>

608
00:41:05,427 --> 00:41:08,263
Don't you wanna know
where I was last night?

609
00:41:08,264 --> 00:41:10,815
Do you want to tell me?

610
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:14,235
- I was having an affair.
- Good for you.

611
00:41:15,687 --> 00:41:17,938
I was in prison.
I went to jail.

612
00:41:17,939 --> 00:41:20,909
That's nice, Jeffrey.

613
00:41:23,495 --> 00:41:25,996
I'm taking a nap.

614
00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:31,450
<i># Give me all the chicken heads
From Pasadena to Medina #</i>

615
00:41:31,451 --> 00:41:32,952
<i># Bet big
Get in between you #</i>

616
00:41:32,953 --> 00:41:35,872
<i># Then pick
the prognosis doses #</i>

617
00:41:35,873 --> 00:41:36,873
<i># Blends and bends
like twizzlers #</i>

618
00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:39,876
What are you
staring at, man?

619
00:41:39,877 --> 00:41:42,344
I'm looking
for my reflection.

620
00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:45,847
Yeah, you're not
gonna find it in there.

621
00:41:45,848 --> 00:41:48,350
No shit.
That water's mad dirty.

622
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:54,106
So, how come we, like,
never hung out in school?

623
00:41:54,974 --> 00:41:57,975
'Cause I was a loser.

624
00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:02,980
I mean, not like a loser-loser,
you know, but

625
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:06,483
I was definitely the most popular
of the unpopular.

626
00:42:06,484 --> 00:42:08,819
Or maybe the most unpopular
of the popular.

627
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:09,905
Maybe.

628
00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:15,241
Either way, you're
mad out of my league.

629
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:17,878
- So what, I'm slumming now?
- Perhaps.

630
00:42:19,964 --> 00:42:22,833
- You want a beer?
- Yeah.

631
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:27,803
<i># Never thinking
for a moment, baby #</i>

632
00:42:27,804 --> 00:42:34,810
<i># That you'd be thinking
of me, too, yeah #</i>

633
00:42:34,811 --> 00:42:37,814
<i># So I can't wait for the day #</i>

634
00:42:39,816 --> 00:42:41,351
Very handy.

635
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,987
<i># I can't let you walk away #</i>

636
00:42:45,988 --> 00:42:47,489
Who is this?

637
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,242
Notorious B.I.G.

638
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:56,247
Just came out.
Real dope.

639
00:42:56,248 --> 00:42:58,165
You should make me
a mix some time.

640
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,252
- Put this on it.
- Definitely.

641
00:43:02,203 --> 00:43:05,789
<i># Our love was meant to be #</i>

642
00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:08,291
<i># You were meant for me #</i>

643
00:43:08,292 --> 00:43:10,795
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see #</i>

644
00:43:11,295 --> 00:43:13,630
<i># What you do to me #</i>

645
00:43:13,631 --> 00:43:16,715
<i># Our love was meant to be #</i>

646
00:43:16,716 --> 00:43:20,386
<i># You were meant for me #</i>

647
00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:23,189
<i># Every time I see you #</i>

648
00:43:25,058 --> 00:43:27,060
No, dude,
what are you doing?

649
00:43:29,061 --> 00:43:30,311
Nothing.

650
00:43:30,312 --> 00:43:34,315
<i># Telling me you are the one #</i>

651
00:43:34,316 --> 00:43:36,819
Yo, did it feel good?

652
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,207
Let's try it again.

653
00:43:42,574 --> 00:43:45,709
<i># I can't wait for the day #</i>

654
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:49,797
<i># That we can be together #</i>

655
00:43:50,298 --> 00:43:51,299
Weird.

656
00:43:53,301 --> 00:43:56,503
<i># Oh, can't you see
You and me #</i>

657
00:43:56,504 --> 00:43:59,640
<i># Were meant to be, oh, baby #</i>

658
00:43:59,641 --> 00:44:03,643
<i># There's nothing left
for me to say #</i>

659
00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:06,646
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see #</i>

660
00:44:06,647 --> 00:44:09,265
<i># What you do to me #</i>

661
00:44:09,266 --> 00:44:12,319
<i># Our love was meant to be #</i>

662
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,687
<i># You were meant for me #</i>

663
00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:18,189
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see... #</i>

664
00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:21,744
- Thank you.
- All right, bye.

665
00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:26,164
<i># You were meant for me #</i>

666
00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:31,702
<i># You take me away
So far away #</i>

667
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:34,756
<i># Oh, what you do to me #</i>

668
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:42,680
<i># I wanna be alone together #</i>

669
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:45,183
<i># Somewhere just you and me #</i>

670
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:51,187
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see #</i>

671
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,690
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see
What you do to me #</i>

672
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,693
<i># Our love was meant to be
You were meant for me #</i>

673
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,695
<i># You were meant for me #</i>

674
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:02,197
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see #</i>

675
00:45:02,198 --> 00:45:05,067
<i># Oh, baby, can't you see
What you do to me #</i>

676
00:45:05,068 --> 00:45:07,570
<i># Our love was meant to be #</i>

677
00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:11,824
Yo, Mom.

678
00:45:13,409 --> 00:45:14,744
Hello.

679
00:45:23,135 --> 00:45:24,803
Can I make you
a sandwich?

680
00:45:26,388 --> 00:45:27,339
Absolutely.

681
00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:35,679
- Where have you been?
- I think I'm in love.

682
00:45:39,567 --> 00:45:42,069
Well, that's wonderful.
Who's the lucky girl?

683
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:44,071
Stephanie Squires.

684
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,671
- You're up late.
- Oh, hi. So are you.

685
00:46:04,173 --> 00:46:06,175
You have a nice day
with Luke?

686
00:46:07,676 --> 00:46:10,629
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

687
00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:16,552
Do you like him?

688
00:46:18,636 --> 00:46:21,138
I don't know.
What do you care?

689
00:46:21,139 --> 00:46:24,558
Do you like-like him?

690
00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:26,610
Maybe, yeah.

691
00:46:26,611 --> 00:46:31,531
- He's a drug dealer.
- Yeah, I know. Thank you.

692
00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:37,403
Look, I'm really not in the mood for a
father daughter moment right now, Dr. Squires.

693
00:46:37,404 --> 00:46:40,824
Well, may I watch TV
with you?

694
00:46:42,576 --> 00:46:44,578
- Whatever.
- Cool.

695
00:46:49,081 --> 00:46:52,083
So, fill me in.

696
00:46:52,084 --> 00:46:57,590
Well, basically there's been, like,
this big misunderstanding,

697
00:47:00,092 --> 00:47:04,095
- and Mr. Furley thinks Jack's gay.
- I think I've seen this one.

698
00:47:06,931 --> 00:47:09,934
Oh, good morning, Luke.
You're up early.

699
00:47:11,436 --> 00:47:13,938
Couldn't sleep.
It's mad hot.

700
00:47:19,409 --> 00:47:20,744
What's that?

701
00:47:27,618 --> 00:47:30,586
- We're getting evicted?
- Keep your voice down.

702
00:47:30,587 --> 00:47:34,090
I'll take care of it.
I've got a very big deal coming through.

703
00:47:34,091 --> 00:47:35,624
It's not a problem.

704
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:38,628
- Where will we go?
- I don't know. Downtown, maybe? Jersey?

705
00:47:39,128 --> 00:47:41,630
Not everyone has to live
on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

706
00:47:41,631 --> 00:47:43,131
Well, I can't live
in Jersey.

707
00:47:43,132 --> 00:47:45,635
Look, I messed up,
and I'm trying to fix it.

708
00:47:47,136 --> 00:47:50,137
- Then fix it.
- All I can do is try.

709
00:47:50,138 --> 00:47:52,524
Be a man, Dad.
Fix it.

710
00:47:54,526 --> 00:47:56,728
What can I do, Luke?
Deal pot?

711
00:47:58,313 --> 00:48:00,732
I don't think you'd be
very good at that.

712
00:48:04,152 --> 00:48:11,075
<i># "Can I Kick It?"
by A Tribe Called Quest #</i>

713
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,716
<i> So I've been dealing
a lot more lately.</i>

714
00:48:22,218 --> 00:48:25,171
<i>I'm just trying to help
my folks out, you know?</i>

715
00:48:28,224 --> 00:48:29,726
I feel a lot
of pressure lately...

716
00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:31,678
<i>You're totally wrong
for each other.</i>

717
00:48:32,762 --> 00:48:34,263
Huh?

718
00:48:34,264 --> 00:48:37,766
I want you to stop seeing Stephanie.
She's not for you.

719
00:48:42,271 --> 00:48:45,273
What's so bad
about me?

720
00:48:45,274 --> 00:48:48,826
She'll break your heart, Luke.
She's just bored.

721
00:48:48,827 --> 00:48:53,831
- That's not true.
- Fine. Ignore my advice.

722
00:48:54,415 --> 00:48:56,918
What? You think she's hot?
You want to fuck her?

723
00:48:57,418 --> 00:48:59,419
Next thing you know,
you've wasted your entire life

724
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:02,840
on a girl you got nothing
in common with, Luke.

725
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:07,843
Actually, I was just trying to listen
to your advice, Dr. Squires.

726
00:49:07,844 --> 00:49:09,346
Remember living?

727
00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:17,304
And who said anything
about my entire life?

728
00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:22,523
This is it, Luke. This is your life.
The choices you make.

729
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:26,027
And I guess you've chosen
to be a hoodlum drug dealer,

730
00:49:26,028 --> 00:49:28,447
who latches onto the only girl
who'll pay attention to him,

731
00:49:28,731 --> 00:49:31,317
simply because he's scared
of being alone.

732
00:49:33,319 --> 00:49:34,820
And what about you?

733
00:49:37,822 --> 00:49:39,824
Telling me not
to take medication.

734
00:49:41,826 --> 00:49:44,828
Your "You don't want me to be like
Times Square" fucking metaphor.

735
00:49:44,829 --> 00:49:46,831
What the fuck was that?

736
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:52,836
I mean, you said it yourself, right?
You're on half that shit.

737
00:49:53,837 --> 00:49:57,473
You're a fucking
hypocrite.

738
00:49:57,474 --> 00:50:00,978
Why are you even
hanging out with me, anyway?

739
00:50:01,478 --> 00:50:03,813
Don't you got some friends
your own age?

740
00:50:03,814 --> 00:50:08,900
Don't you feel like
a fucking weird old idiot,

741
00:50:08,901 --> 00:50:14,322
just trying to relive your high school years
'cause you fucked them up the first time?

742
00:50:14,323 --> 00:50:16,325
I believe our time is up.

743
00:50:19,412 --> 00:50:22,915
This was a short one,
so I'll just charge you a dime bag.

744
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,543
I made this for you.

745
00:50:47,304 --> 00:50:49,389
<i># "Can I Kick It?"
by A Tribe Called Quest #</i>

746
00:50:49,390 --> 00:50:51,225
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

747
00:50:51,525 --> 00:50:54,110
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

748
00:50:54,111 --> 00:50:56,311
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

749
00:50:56,312 --> 00:50:58,731
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

750
00:50:59,032 --> 00:51:01,616
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

751
00:51:01,617 --> 00:51:03,619
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

752
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,405
<i># Can I kick it?
Yes, you can! #</i>

753
00:51:06,406 --> 00:51:08,657
<i># Well, I'm gone
Go on, then! #</i>

754
00:51:08,658 --> 00:51:10,491
<i># Can I kick it? #</i>

755
00:51:10,492 --> 00:51:12,493
<i># To all the people who can
quest like a tribe does #</i>

756
00:51:12,494 --> 00:51:15,046
<i># Before this
Did you really know what live was? #</i>

757
00:51:15,047 --> 00:51:17,631
<i># Comprehend to the track
for it's why 'cause #</i>

758
00:51:17,632 --> 00:51:20,134
<i># Gettin' measures
on the tip of the vibers #</i>

759
00:51:20,135 --> 00:51:22,586
<i># Rock and roll
to the beat of the funk fuzz #</i>

760
00:51:22,587 --> 00:51:25,088
<i># Wipe your feet really good
on the rhythm rug #</i>

761
00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:27,590
<i># If you feel the urge to freak
Do the jitterbug #</i>

762
00:51:27,591 --> 00:51:30,093
<i># Come and spread your arms
if you really need a hug #</i>

763
00:51:30,094 --> 00:51:32,096
<i># Afrocentric living
is a big shrug #</i>

764
00:51:32,596 --> 00:51:33,563
<i># A life filled with #
</i>

765
00:51:33,564 --> 00:51:35,148
<i># That's what I love #</i>

766
00:51:35,149 --> 00:51:37,567
<i># A lower plateau
is what we're above #</i>

767
00:51:37,568 --> 00:51:40,019
<i># If you diss us
We won't even think of #</i>

768
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:42,271
<i># Will Nipper the doggy
give a big shove? #</i>

769
00:51:42,272 --> 00:51:44,857
<i># This rhythm really fits
like a snug glove #</i>

770
00:51:44,858 --> 00:51:47,193
<i># Like a box of positives
is a plus, love #</i>

771
00:51:47,494 --> 00:51:50,497
<i># As the Tribe
flies high like a dove #</i>

772
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,403
- You're home early.
- My last patient canceled.

773
00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:37,239
Actually, he committed
suicide yesterday.

774
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,826
- Oh.
- Anyway, here I am.

775
00:52:42,294 --> 00:52:43,295
Kristen?

776
00:52:45,297 --> 00:52:47,800
Do you think
I'm a weird old guy?

777
00:52:48,884 --> 00:52:50,886
- Yes.
- You do?

778
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,762
You don't love me
anymore, do you?

779
00:53:01,763 --> 00:53:03,264
I mean...

780
00:53:04,766 --> 00:53:07,268
I don't blame you.
I'm a mess.

781
00:53:09,771 --> 00:53:13,272
You've always been
a mess.

782
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:16,777
But we were a mess together.
We were a beautiful mess.

783
00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:22,949
Are you taking
your pills?

784
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:25,953
I don't need pills.
Not those pills, anyway.

785
00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:32,457
What if

786
00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:36,963
we went somewhere?
Got out of the city for a while. Would you like that?

787
00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:38,965
Yeah.

788
00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:43,467
It might be fun.

789
00:53:43,468 --> 00:53:47,472
- Second honeymoon?
- We never had a first one, Jeffrey.

790
00:53:49,474 --> 00:53:50,475
Right.

791
00:53:56,865 --> 00:53:57,949
So, what are you doing
this weekend?

792
00:53:59,450 --> 00:54:00,950
- Nothing.
- Good.

793
00:54:00,951 --> 00:54:03,953
My mom and Squires are going to
Barbados or something,

794
00:54:03,954 --> 00:54:05,955
so my house in
Fire Island is free.

795
00:54:05,956 --> 00:54:09,959
I was wondering if you wanted
to join me for some beachcombing.

796
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,462
Like a date?

797
00:54:14,464 --> 00:54:16,466
More like
a honeymoon.

798
00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:19,968
What'll I do?

799
00:54:19,969 --> 00:54:22,972
You know what people do
on honeymoons, right?

800
00:54:25,475 --> 00:54:26,476
I think so.

801
00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:01,507
It's nice.

802
00:55:01,508 --> 00:55:05,462
- You want some wine?
- Got anything stronger?

803
00:55:07,514 --> 00:55:11,517
- Whiskey?
- Yeah, I'll try.

804
00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:15,020
- Very well.
- You got anything to mix it with?

805
00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:20,025
- Uh, there's some juice boxes.
- Yeah, that's good.

806
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,407
Yo, I made this for you.

807
00:55:48,418 --> 00:55:49,920
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

808
00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:02,481
This whiskey's
a lot of drunk.

809
00:56:03,983 --> 00:56:05,484
No shit.

810
00:56:07,987 --> 00:56:10,488
So, let me
ask you something.

811
00:56:10,489 --> 00:56:11,490
Uh-oh.

812
00:56:12,992 --> 00:56:14,994
What's going on here?

813
00:56:15,995 --> 00:56:17,995
What do you mean?

814
00:56:17,996 --> 00:56:21,499
I've never been
in this situation before.

815
00:56:22,751 --> 00:56:25,203
And what situation
is that?

816
00:56:26,755 --> 00:56:27,756
Chilling

817
00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:32,259
with a girl
that likes me,

818
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,712
who I like.

819
00:56:40,718 --> 00:56:43,220
I'm just wondering,
you know,

820
00:56:43,721 --> 00:56:45,222
what happens?

821
00:56:46,690 --> 00:56:50,360
What happens when
everybody comes back?

822
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:53,863
What do you mean?
Like, do I turn into a pumpkin?

823
00:56:55,064 --> 00:56:56,566
Basically, yeah.

824
00:56:58,067 --> 00:56:59,569
I don't know.

825
00:57:02,571 --> 00:57:04,072
It doesn't matter.

826
00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:06,575
It doesn't matter?

827
00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:09,161
Why not?

828
00:57:11,663 --> 00:57:14,666
Because how could anything
possibly matter right now?

829
00:57:18,886 --> 00:57:21,388
You know what
your problem is, Shapiro?

830
00:57:21,389 --> 00:57:27,394
It's that you just have this really shitty
way of looking at things, you know?

831
00:57:27,395 --> 00:57:28,395
I don't have
that problem.

832
00:57:28,396 --> 00:57:30,897
I just look
at the dopeness.

833
00:57:30,898 --> 00:57:35,402
But, you, it's like you just look
at the wackness, you know?

834
00:57:36,403 --> 00:57:38,405
- I do?
- Yeah.

835
00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:43,910
Well, all you gotta do
is just look at me.

836
00:57:45,412 --> 00:57:47,913
- All right.
- And kiss me.

837
00:57:47,914 --> 00:57:48,914
Kiss you.

838
00:57:57,923 --> 00:57:58,923
Oh...

839
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,722
Take these off.

840
00:58:31,238 --> 00:58:35,708
- Condom? Condom?
- That's what the pill's for.

841
00:58:46,252 --> 00:58:49,755
- You're not really hard.
- No?

842
00:58:51,756 --> 00:58:54,259
Oh, man. Fuck!

843
00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:00,064
Here.

844
00:59:05,269 --> 00:59:07,770
You know, I never
drank coffee before.

845
00:59:07,771 --> 00:59:12,191
Really? I drink it all the time.
It's like Ritalin.

846
00:59:12,192 --> 00:59:17,446
Yo, Steph, you know, I'm not
trying to be a bitch or nothing, but...

847
00:59:17,447 --> 00:59:21,250
- What?
- I've kind of never had sex before.

848
00:59:22,335 --> 00:59:24,537
- You're a virgin?
- No!

849
00:59:25,037 --> 00:59:26,038
Nah!

850
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,961
- I just never officially had sex.
- Okay.

851
00:59:32,461 --> 00:59:35,014
I think that's why
I'm nervous, you know?

852
00:59:37,015 --> 00:59:38,966
That's why the thing
with my dick.

853
00:59:38,967 --> 00:59:43,888
Oh, Shapiro, don't worry about it.
It's okay.

854
00:59:43,889 --> 00:59:46,390
I've done it, like,
a hundred times.

855
00:59:46,391 --> 00:59:50,195
- I can teach you.
- I'm down.

856
00:59:50,779 --> 00:59:52,196
You sober yet?

857
00:59:54,782 --> 00:59:58,701
- Probably.
- Okay.

858
00:59:58,702 --> 01:00:01,539
I think it's time
for our first lesson.

859
01:00:04,959 --> 01:00:09,044
<i># "Bump N' Grind"
by R. Kelly #</i>

860
01:00:09,045 --> 01:00:12,047
<i># With a little bump n' grind #</i>

861
01:00:12,048 --> 01:00:15,050
<i># I don't see nothing wrong #</i>

862
01:00:15,051 --> 01:00:17,052
<i># Hey, baby #</i>

863
01:00:17,053 --> 01:00:20,056
Okay, now.
Just put it in.

864
01:00:21,558 --> 01:00:22,558
Ow. Ow...

865
01:00:23,058 --> 01:00:25,561
Slower, okay? Slower.

866
01:00:26,562 --> 01:00:29,063
Yeah. Now just move in...

867
01:00:33,569 --> 01:00:35,571
No fucking way.

868
01:00:37,072 --> 01:00:38,573
Did you just come?

869
01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:42,076
You fucking came.

870
01:00:43,578 --> 01:00:45,580
Oh, fuck.

871
01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:52,086
- Are you crying?
- No.

872
01:00:55,005 --> 01:00:56,506
Oh, God.

873
01:00:58,258 --> 01:01:01,344
We haven't stayed up
all night in 10 years.

874
01:01:04,848 --> 01:01:06,349
Yeah, we did.

875
01:01:08,350 --> 01:01:09,852
We did?

876
01:01:12,855 --> 01:01:14,356
Yeah, we did.

877
01:01:15,858 --> 01:01:19,361
New Year's Eve,
four years ago.

878
01:01:21,864 --> 01:01:26,868
Remember that coke that you found
that we hid, from the '80s?

879
01:01:28,870 --> 01:01:30,371
Mmm?
We did it.

880
01:01:31,873 --> 01:01:35,376
We fucked like little bunny rabbits
on the balcony.

881
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,381
Oh!

882
01:01:42,883 --> 01:01:44,884
We woke up Steph,

883
01:01:44,885 --> 01:01:48,889
and you told her we were out there
trying to save a sick pigeon.

884
01:01:50,390 --> 01:01:54,393
I do, I do.
I do remember that.

885
01:01:59,899 --> 01:02:02,401
What happened
to us, Kristen?

886
01:02:06,405 --> 01:02:07,907
You're kidding, right?

887
01:02:08,908 --> 01:02:09,908
Right.

888
01:02:10,909 --> 01:02:11,910
I'm kidding.

889
01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:31,428
I love you.

890
01:02:36,433 --> 01:02:38,519
I love you, Steph.

891
01:02:48,027 --> 01:02:49,946
I love you, Steph.
I love you.

892
01:02:57,452 --> 01:03:01,956
I got mad love for you, shorty.
That's on the real.

893
01:03:01,957 --> 01:03:05,911
I wanna listen to
Boyz II Men when I'm with you.

894
01:03:35,488 --> 01:03:37,490
Hey, surprise.

895
01:03:42,494 --> 01:03:43,996
Ah!

896
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,651
Right here.

897
01:05:12,696 --> 01:05:13,746
Word.

898
01:05:36,434 --> 01:05:37,936
I love you.

899
01:05:39,354 --> 01:05:40,856
Whoa, dude.

900
01:06:36,741 --> 01:06:39,409
- All right, bye.
- Bye.

901
01:06:40,912 --> 01:06:43,414
- Sunburn.
- Oh, yeah, right.

902
01:06:44,415 --> 01:06:46,917
All right,
I'll see you later.

903
01:07:19,647 --> 01:07:21,149
Thank you.

904
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:34,411
- I want a divorce.
- Me, too.

905
01:07:46,673 --> 01:07:47,673
Hey.

906
01:07:50,059 --> 01:07:54,813
Hey, sweetheart.
How was your weekend?

907
01:07:54,814 --> 01:07:58,934
- Uneventful.
- You got a nice tan there, Steph.

908
01:07:59,435 --> 01:08:01,519
Yeah?

909
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,405
Anyway, I'm going to bed.
I just wanted to say hey.

910
01:08:04,322 --> 01:08:05,190
Good night, angel.

911
01:08:06,024 --> 01:08:06,908
We love you.

912
01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:01,075
<i>Yo, you've reached Steph.</i>

913
01:09:01,076 --> 01:09:03,577
<i>I ain't home, so leave a message
at the tone. Peace.</i>

914
01:09:05,079 --> 01:09:07,580
Yo, Steph, what up?

915
01:09:07,581 --> 01:09:10,084
It's, uh,
it's me, Luke.

916
01:09:11,585 --> 01:09:13,086
Uh...

917
01:09:13,087 --> 01:09:15,588
I know you said
you'd call me this week,

918
01:09:15,589 --> 01:09:17,090
and, uh,

919
01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:20,593
it's a week from
when you said that, so...

920
01:09:21,094 --> 01:09:25,597
I mean, I guess there's still time
in the week, technically.

921
01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:27,600
I mean, technically,
there's a couple of hours left.

922
01:09:29,602 --> 01:09:31,570
I hope you're
aware of that.

923
01:09:31,571 --> 01:09:35,657
Look, are you not calling me back
'cause I said I love you?

924
01:09:37,659 --> 01:09:40,162
'Cause that's stupid.
I mean...

925
01:09:42,664 --> 01:09:47,168
I didn't mean it really,
and, you know, even if I did,

926
01:09:47,169 --> 01:09:51,672
I'm going to college in three weeks,
so it's not like it matters.

927
01:09:56,878 --> 01:09:58,379
You know what?

928
01:10:00,381 --> 01:10:01,382
Fuck it.

929
01:10:02,884 --> 01:10:04,185
I meant it.

930
01:10:04,936 --> 01:10:06,936
I do love you.

931
01:10:06,937 --> 01:10:08,972
All right?
I'm not scared to say it.

932
01:10:09,473 --> 01:10:13,976
I fucking love you, okay?
And if that scares you,

933
01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:17,480
well, then fuck you.
Huh? You know what?

934
01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:21,484
Fuck off, all right?
You're a fucking bitch. Peace out forever!

935
01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:35,798
Come in.

936
01:10:41,719 --> 01:10:42,720
Shapiro?

937
01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:45,640
She got bored.

938
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:52,562
With all due respect to my stepdaughter,
Luke, fuck her. Fuck them all.

939
01:10:52,563 --> 01:10:56,150
As Biggie says,
Bitches, I like 'em brainless.

940
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:58,685
"Guns, I like 'em
stainless steel."

941
01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:13,615
Dr. Squires,
do you remember

942
01:11:13,616 --> 01:11:16,618
when you told
me that shit

943
01:11:16,619 --> 01:11:20,623
about men doing the things
they need to do

944
01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:25,460
to become the men
they need to become

945
01:11:26,461 --> 01:11:28,964
- or something?
- No.

946
01:11:30,382 --> 01:11:32,467
Well, I need
your help.

947
01:11:35,303 --> 01:11:38,188
What is it, Lucas?

948
01:11:38,189 --> 01:11:41,192
You know anybody
who could use some weed?

949
01:11:42,693 --> 01:11:45,062
I got some extra weight
I need to unload this month.

950
01:11:48,983 --> 01:11:52,986
We could probably
work something out.

951
01:11:55,321 --> 01:11:57,824
<i># "Long Shot Kick De Bucket"
by The Pioneers #</i>

952
01:12:00,326 --> 01:12:03,829
All right, if we're gonna do this,
Dr. Squires, we're gonna do it right.

953
01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:05,998
- All right? You gotta be more careful.
- Don't worry, Luke.

954
01:12:05,999 --> 01:12:09,083
- I'm not going back to prison.
- Good.

955
01:12:09,084 --> 01:12:12,921
Let's establish a few ground rules.
Number one, we use pagers.

956
01:12:13,505 --> 01:12:15,474
Someone pages us, we call them back
from a payphone.

957
01:12:15,924 --> 01:12:18,060
We never use home phones
for this type of stuff. Never.

958
01:12:18,644 --> 01:12:22,146
That's great, Luke. I already have
a pager for my medical practice.

959
01:12:22,147 --> 01:12:23,647
All right, good.

960
01:12:23,648 --> 01:12:28,518
Number two, we sell weed by the gram,
by the eighth, and by the ounce.

961
01:12:28,519 --> 01:12:32,522
Gram's the highest profit margin,
but it's also the most potent,

962
01:12:32,523 --> 01:12:34,241
that's why we try to encourage people
to buy the grams.

963
01:12:34,242 --> 01:12:37,827
Principal Edwards, I can give you
two grams for 125 bucks, all right?

964
01:12:37,828 --> 01:12:40,829
Anything less than that,
I don't make a profit.

965
01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:43,833
You always were
very good at math, Luke.

966
01:12:45,335 --> 01:12:47,336
All right,
11 grand,

967
01:12:47,337 --> 01:12:50,339
plus another 10 Zs
at a grand a Z.

968
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:51,424
It's a start.

969
01:12:52,926 --> 01:12:55,628
<i># Long Shot kick de bucket #</i>

970
01:12:57,546 --> 01:13:00,632
<i># Them wail
Them wail. Them reel #</i>

971
01:13:00,633 --> 01:13:03,636
<i># But him couldn't
take the trail #</i>

972
01:13:05,604 --> 01:13:07,056
<i># Them wail
Them wail... #</i>

973
01:13:07,606 --> 01:13:12,277
- Hey, Oliver. How's the golf game?
- Not bad, Doc. Not too bad.

974
01:13:13,778 --> 01:13:15,779
- How's your mother?
- Still projecting.

975
01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:20,285
Oh, I'm sorry.
Call the office to make an appointment.

976
01:13:20,785 --> 01:13:22,704
Now, how much marijuana
can I get for you today?

977
01:13:25,956 --> 01:13:28,492
Exactly how much money are we trying
to make here, Luke?

978
01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:31,544
As much as possible.

979
01:13:31,545 --> 01:13:34,331
What's all this for, Luke?
If you don't mind me asking.

980
01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:40,002
<i># It was Starbright
Combat, Corazon #</i>

981
01:13:40,003 --> 01:13:42,420
<i># Long Shot on the rear #</i>

982
01:13:42,421 --> 01:13:43,922
College.

983
01:13:43,923 --> 01:13:45,925
<i># It was Starbright... #</i>

984
01:13:52,898 --> 01:13:54,400
- It's okay.
- Uh-huh.

985
01:14:00,605 --> 01:14:03,575
- Who the fuck is you?
- Who the fuck is you?

986
01:14:04,159 --> 01:14:07,027
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Percy! Percy! He's cool, all right?

987
01:14:07,028 --> 01:14:10,115
- I'm cool, Percy.
- Me will be the judge of that.

988
01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,202
- Stop that.
- Sorry.

989
01:14:24,428 --> 01:14:29,431
The drowning represents an inability
to get a handle on your life,

990
01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:31,934
what you're doing,
perhaps your business.

991
01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:35,937
The girl, well,
I don't know.

992
01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:39,441
When in doubt,
I usually go with your mother.

993
01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:43,445
My mother.
That make a lot more sense now.

994
01:14:44,946 --> 01:14:46,948
<i>Yo, fellas?</i>

995
01:14:47,449 --> 01:14:50,452
I hate to interrupt, but,
Pers, I need more, man.

996
01:14:52,904 --> 01:14:56,407
- You can't just leave it downstairs?
- Not in this neighborhood.

997
01:14:56,408 --> 01:14:58,376
I can't believe this is
a fifth floor walk-up.

998
01:14:58,909 --> 01:15:01,911
Oh, please behave yourself,
Dr. Squires, all right?

999
01:15:01,912 --> 01:15:05,965
- This is my connect.
- Who the fuck lives in a fifth floor...

1000
01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:08,001
Hi, Luke.

1001
01:15:08,002 --> 01:15:10,888
- ...walk-up. Hello.
- Hi.

1002
01:15:12,722 --> 01:15:16,509
Come on in.
I'm, uh, I'm Elanor.

1003
01:15:16,726 --> 01:15:19,678
I'm, um, Haydn.

1004
01:15:19,679 --> 01:15:24,183
- No need for aliases with her, Squires.
- Oh, well then, I'm Jeff.

1005
01:15:24,184 --> 01:15:25,902
Oh, I'm still Elanor.

1006
01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:38,580
- So, how much you need?
- A quarter.

1007
01:15:40,115 --> 01:15:43,750
I'm going to see that guy
in New Hampshire.

1008
01:15:43,751 --> 01:15:50,792
I was just packing and stuff and then I was
thinking I need some grass. I almost forgot.

1009
01:15:53,678 --> 01:15:55,096
So, that's how
this happened.

1010
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,681
- So, a quarter, then?
- A quarter. Yeah.

1011
01:15:57,682 --> 01:16:00,016
He doesn't
appreciate you.

1012
01:16:00,517 --> 01:16:03,353
- How do you know that?
- He couldn't possibly.

1013
01:16:03,937 --> 01:16:07,057
- That's a compliment, right?
- Ma'am.

1014
01:16:09,025 --> 01:16:13,028
Here it is.
And I have this for you, too.

1015
01:16:13,029 --> 01:16:14,529
Thanks.

1016
01:16:14,530 --> 01:16:16,648
It's the
greatest hits?

1017
01:16:16,649 --> 01:16:20,151
Well, actually, it's more like
three songs, mixes...

1018
01:16:20,152 --> 01:16:22,955
Well, really it's more
like one song.

1019
01:16:24,457 --> 01:16:26,541
You were in
Emergency Breakthrough?

1020
01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:28,461
- Yeah.
- No shit.

1021
01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:31,495
- I love your music.
- What?

1022
01:16:31,496 --> 01:16:32,830
Oh...

1023
01:16:32,831 --> 01:16:34,581
Mmm!

1024
01:16:34,582 --> 01:16:37,668
Wow. See, Luke? I told you
I know a little about music.

1025
01:16:37,669 --> 01:16:40,170
I keep trying to
broaden his horizons,

1026
01:16:40,171 --> 01:16:42,507
you know, rap music isn't
everything. I tell him, but...

1027
01:16:43,091 --> 01:16:44,590
You should listen
to this woman, Luke.

1028
01:16:44,591 --> 01:16:47,593
She's as smart and talented
as she is beautiful.

1029
01:16:47,594 --> 01:16:49,095
# Wear and tear...? #

1030
01:16:49,096 --> 01:16:53,433
- He's really out of his mind, right?
- Total fucking lunatic.

1031
01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:00,523
<i> Hey, Steph.</i>

1032
01:17:02,074 --> 01:17:05,077
<i>So, I guess you're
ignoring me, huh?</i>

1033
01:17:06,078 --> 01:17:07,446
<i>That's a shame,</i>

1034
01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:15,036
because it would be really cool to hang
out or whatever before I go to school.

1035
01:17:17,539 --> 01:17:21,042
The school year is rapidly approaching,
as you know.

1036
01:17:23,545 --> 01:17:25,046
And...

1037
01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:30,051
I miss you.

1038
01:17:32,186 --> 01:17:34,270
<i> - But I love you.
- No, you don't.</i>

1039
01:17:34,271 --> 01:17:37,273
<i>Please, Kristen. Don't leave me
all alone. I can't be all alone.</i>

1040
01:17:37,274 --> 01:17:40,777
<i>Cut the crap, Jeffrey.
You asked for it.</i>

1041
01:17:40,778 --> 01:17:44,064
Stephanie?
Are you leaving, too?

1042
01:17:44,648 --> 01:17:49,569
No. Stephie will be here
for the next few weeks.

1043
01:17:50,153 --> 01:17:51,487
I'll deal with all the details
when I'm back.

1044
01:17:51,988 --> 01:17:52,989
Details?

1045
01:17:54,490 --> 01:17:56,742
Please, say something
to your mother, Steph.

1046
01:17:56,743 --> 01:17:59,796
Jeffrey, leave her
out of this.

1047
01:18:02,247 --> 01:18:03,748
Sweetheart,

1048
01:18:03,749 --> 01:18:05,717
go to your
fucking room.

1049
01:18:18,729 --> 01:18:22,232
<i> It would be really cool to hang out
or whatever before I go to school.</i>

1050
01:18:22,233 --> 01:18:26,737
<i>The school year is rapidly approaching,
as you know.</i>

1051
01:18:28,239 --> 01:18:29,240
<i>I miss you.</i>

1052
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:36,245
- Shapiro?
- What?

1053
01:18:36,246 --> 01:18:39,366
- Justin?
- Yo, why you calling me Shapiro?

1054
01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:42,836
<i>No reason.</i>

1055
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,956
How was, um, Florence?

1056
01:18:46,957 --> 01:18:49,540
Oh, it was crazy, yo,
mad crazy.

1057
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:51,042
Yo, I'll tell you
all about it.

1058
01:18:51,043 --> 01:18:54,346
We're hitting this club
downtown tonight. You coming?

1059
01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,099
Yeah, totally.

1060
01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:58,850
Yeah.

1061
01:18:58,851 --> 01:19:01,936
- Doll your shit up.
- Okay, call me later.

1062
01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:03,438
- Peace.
- Bye.

1063
01:19:31,081 --> 01:19:33,165
Yo, yo, yo,
what happened?

1064
01:19:33,749 --> 01:19:36,669
- What happened?
- What do you think?

1065
01:19:37,003 --> 01:19:39,754
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Dad. I have money!

1066
01:19:39,755 --> 01:19:42,257
- Put that down. I got money!
- Leave the guys alone.

1067
01:19:42,258 --> 01:19:45,261
- Let them do their job.
- Dad, I got $26,000,

1068
01:19:45,678 --> 01:19:47,263
that should be
more than enough.

1069
01:19:47,763 --> 01:19:49,481
- Luke.
- What?

1070
01:19:51,066 --> 01:19:52,434
It's not enough.

1071
01:19:54,235 --> 01:19:55,654
It's not even close.

1072
01:19:59,107 --> 01:20:03,411
You said you'd fix it.
You said you'd fix it, right?

1073
01:20:03,911 --> 01:20:06,196
I need you to go upstairs
and pack up your room, okay?

1074
01:20:08,866 --> 01:20:11,584
Go on upstairs.
Pack up your room.

1075
01:20:11,585 --> 01:20:13,953
Hey, be careful with that,
would you, guys?

1076
01:20:13,954 --> 01:20:16,006
Are you being careful
with my father's silver?

1077
01:20:23,262 --> 01:20:24,763
<i># "Flava in Your Ear"
by Craig Mack #</i>

1078
01:20:24,764 --> 01:20:27,766
<i># Everybody let's agree
that M.C.'s need a tissue #</i>

1079
01:20:27,767 --> 01:20:29,267
<i># The funk's my only issue #</i>

1080
01:20:29,268 --> 01:20:31,770
<i># I bet your mama miss you
and I bet the Mack take off... #</i>

1081
01:20:31,771 --> 01:20:35,273
- What are you doing?
- Marking my territory.

1082
01:20:37,693 --> 01:20:40,361
You need some help?

1083
01:20:40,362 --> 01:20:43,614
<i># I guess I'm gonna
say Craig Mack with perfect timing #</i>

1084
01:20:43,615 --> 01:20:45,616
<i># You won't be
around next year #</i>

1085
01:20:45,617 --> 01:20:48,119
<i># My rap's too severe kickin' mad
flava in ya ear. Kick it down #</i>

1086
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,571
<i># Here comes the brand new
flava in ya ear #</i>

1087
01:20:51,572 --> 01:20:53,573
<i># Time for new flava in ya ear #</i>

1088
01:20:53,574 --> 01:20:56,576
<i># I'm kickin' new
flava in ya ear #</i>

1089
01:20:56,577 --> 01:20:59,079
<i># Mack's the brand new
flava in ya ear #</i>

1090
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:00,580
<i># Craig Mack #</i>

1091
01:21:00,581 --> 01:21:01,581
<i># 1,000 degrees #</i>

1092
01:21:01,582 --> 01:21:03,467
<i># You'll be on your knees... #</i>

1093
01:21:58,185 --> 01:21:59,719
- Yo!
- Hi, Steph.

1094
01:22:01,221 --> 01:22:02,221
- Hey...
- Look,

1095
01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:04,723
I know the summer's
almost over

1096
01:22:04,724 --> 01:22:07,308
but I think we can
make this work.

1097
01:22:07,309 --> 01:22:09,611
- Luke...
- Just hear me out, all right?

1098
01:22:09,612 --> 01:22:13,198
People do the long-distance thing
all the time, you know,

1099
01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:16,401
and we're not going to school
that far away from each other.

1100
01:22:16,402 --> 01:22:21,322
It's like a four-hour train ride, so,
we could alternate weekends, whatever.

1101
01:22:21,323 --> 01:22:24,909
- Is that Shapiro?
- Is that Justin?

1102
01:22:29,297 --> 01:22:30,715
Oh, Shapiro.

1103
01:22:33,885 --> 01:22:36,754
Hi, baby.
Yo, you got any weed?

1104
01:22:38,639 --> 01:22:39,673
No.

1105
01:22:41,258 --> 01:22:42,259
Okay.

1106
01:22:47,564 --> 01:22:50,484
- Look, Luke...
- Where's Squires?

1107
01:22:51,568 --> 01:22:54,152
- He's in Fire Island.
- Peace.

1108
01:22:54,153 --> 01:22:55,488
Yo, wait.

1109
01:22:56,189 --> 01:22:58,774
<i># "Tearz"
by Wu-Tang Clan #</i>

1110
01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:05,531
<i># Yo, check
Yo, yo. Check the script #</i>

1111
01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:07,533
<i># Me and the gods
get it ripped #</i>

1112
01:23:08,033 --> 01:23:10,167
<i># Blunts in the dip
Forty dogs in my lip #</i>

1113
01:23:10,168 --> 01:23:12,753
<i># Had a box
Boom, boom. The bass will blast #</i>

1114
01:23:12,754 --> 01:23:15,257
<i># We was laughing
at all the girls that passed #</i>

1115
01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:17,925
<i># Conversation
Brothers had begin to discuss #</i>

1116
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:20,678
<i># Hey yo, Ra!
Remember that kid ya bust? #</i>

1117
01:23:20,679 --> 01:23:22,764
<i># Oh, yeah, he ran
But he didn't get far #</i>

1118
01:23:23,347 --> 01:23:25,799
<i># 'Cause I dropped him #</i>

1119
01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:28,052
<i># Not knowin'
exactly what lied ahead #</i>

1120
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:31,054
<i># My little brother
My mother sent him out for bread #</i>

1121
01:23:31,055 --> 01:23:33,940
<i># Get the Wonder
it's a hot day in the summer #</i>

1122
01:23:33,941 --> 01:23:35,943
<i># Didn't expect
to come across a crazy gunner #</i>

1123
01:23:36,443 --> 01:23:37,393
Luke.

1124
01:23:37,394 --> 01:23:38,862
<i># "Check it for the bag
and the dough" #</i>

1125
01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,364
<i># But he was brave
looked him in the eye and said, "No!" #</i>

1126
01:23:41,865 --> 01:23:43,365
<i># Money splattered him... #</i>

1127
01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:47,370
I apologize for the mess.
I wasn't expecting company.

1128
01:23:50,874 --> 01:23:52,875
You've been doing
all these drugs?

1129
01:23:52,876 --> 01:23:55,377
It's an experiment.
An experience.

1130
01:23:57,379 --> 01:24:00,883
Life. Salvation. Drugs.
Go ahead.

1131
01:24:05,387 --> 01:24:06,889
I've never done most of
this stuff before, Jeff.

1132
01:24:07,389 --> 01:24:10,757
Come on, Luke,
be a pal, do it.

1133
01:24:10,758 --> 01:24:13,393
<i># Flashbacks
I was laughin' all the time #</i>

1134
01:24:13,394 --> 01:24:15,396
<i># I taught him
all about the bees and birds #</i>

1135
01:24:15,846 --> 01:24:18,399
<i># But I wish I had a chance
to sing these three words #</i>

1136
01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:23,570
<i># After laughter #</i>

1137
01:24:23,571 --> 01:24:25,688
<i># comes tears #</i>

1138
01:24:30,410 --> 01:24:31,995
The ocean.

1139
01:24:33,997 --> 01:24:36,499
This is all
I need, Luke.

1140
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:41,370
Forget the city,
the city is wrong.

1141
01:24:41,787 --> 01:24:46,125
I just want to wrap myself
in the ocean.

1142
01:24:48,427 --> 01:24:49,962
I cannot

1143
01:24:52,214 --> 01:24:54,383
- speak.
- That's the spirit, Luke.

1144
01:24:55,383 --> 01:24:57,384
Hit me with it!
Come on, hit me!

1145
01:24:57,385 --> 01:25:01,939
You don't think I can take it? I can
take everything you got, fucking sea!

1146
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:16,737
I want a

1147
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,292
- vagina.
- You said it, Luke.

1148
01:25:23,293 --> 01:25:26,879
I should have known when she
told me she didn't like dogs.

1149
01:25:28,881 --> 01:25:31,467
There's certain people you just
can't trust, you know, Luke?

1150
01:25:33,085 --> 01:25:36,221
Listen to me.
Never trust

1151
01:25:36,222 --> 01:25:39,341
anyone who doesn't smoke pot
or listen to Bob Dylan. You hear me?

1152
01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:42,259
Never trust anyone
who doesn't like the beach.

1153
01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:44,179
Never, ever,

1154
01:25:45,597 --> 01:25:47,598
ever,

1155
01:25:47,599 --> 01:25:50,602
trust anyone who says
they don't like dogs.

1156
01:25:51,102 --> 01:25:53,103
If you meet someone
who doesn't like dogs,

1157
01:25:53,104 --> 01:25:57,908
you alert the authorities immediately,
and sure as shit don't marry them!

1158
01:25:58,108 --> 01:26:00,194
Okay.
Okay.

1159
01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:03,113
Nothing's okay.

1160
01:26:04,615 --> 01:26:06,032
None of it's
gonna be okay,

1161
01:26:06,033 --> 01:26:08,535
everything is going
to be terrible.

1162
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:13,122
I tried to kill myself
twice today.

1163
01:26:13,623 --> 01:26:18,377
Once with pills, turns out I have
a very high tolerance for those.

1164
01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:23,215
Next by hanging.
The hanging is very hard. The weight.

1165
01:26:23,216 --> 01:26:27,602
You lose too much weight,
or you put on too much weight...

1166
01:26:29,638 --> 01:26:31,188
Oh, well.

1167
01:26:31,189 --> 01:26:34,393
- Dr. Squires, what are you talking about?
- I don't know.

1168
01:26:35,394 --> 01:26:38,363
I just...
I'm done.

1169
01:26:40,732 --> 01:26:45,036
This is it. Last call, Luke.
I'm glad you're here to see me off.

1170
01:26:51,325 --> 01:26:53,994
- Where you going, Dr. Squires?
- In there.

1171
01:26:54,795 --> 01:26:56,914
I'm ready to die, Luke.

1172
01:26:58,298 --> 01:27:00,049
Stop fucking around, Jeff.

1173
01:27:00,050 --> 01:27:04,137
I'm the weird old guy, remember?
You said so yourself.

1174
01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:09,342
Look, I didn't mean it, all right?
You're my friend.

1175
01:27:10,844 --> 01:27:12,729
You're my best friend.

1176
01:27:13,012 --> 01:27:16,064
So just, please,
would you come back for me?

1177
01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:20,151
You're not
worth it, Shapiro!

1178
01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:23,154
So that was all
bullshit, right?

1179
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:27,493
All that stuff about embracing your pain,
making it a part of you?

1180
01:27:30,695 --> 01:27:32,747
You can't do this!

1181
01:27:33,781 --> 01:27:36,283
You can't just give up.

1182
01:27:36,284 --> 01:27:39,703
Life is hard and it's full of pain
and what not,

1183
01:27:39,704 --> 01:27:42,790
but we take it
'cause there's great stuff, too!

1184
01:27:44,291 --> 01:27:46,542
And we can do it
because we have friends!

1185
01:27:46,543 --> 01:27:48,628
Because we help
each other!

1186
01:27:49,629 --> 01:27:52,632
Stop! Stop!

1187
01:28:59,245 --> 01:29:01,496
Luke!

1188
01:29:31,025 --> 01:29:34,527
That was really fucking cheesy,
what you said just then.

1189
01:29:38,031 --> 01:29:41,534
There's enough assholes
in the world, Dr. Squires.

1190
01:29:43,536 --> 01:29:45,538
Don't be another one.

1191
01:29:47,039 --> 01:29:49,041
Now you sound like me.

1192
01:29:59,051 --> 01:30:02,553
You wanna go to the city
to fill out my prescriptions?

1193
01:30:06,557 --> 01:30:08,059
Sounds good.

1194
01:30:21,688 --> 01:30:23,355
Thank you, Luke.

1195
01:30:23,356 --> 01:30:24,441
How you feeling?

1196
01:30:29,913 --> 01:30:31,915
Please, don't
do that again.

1197
01:30:33,699 --> 01:30:36,452
- All right? You scared me.
- I'm sorry.

1198
01:30:38,454 --> 01:30:40,673
Dr. Squires,
I gotta get back.

1199
01:30:42,174 --> 01:30:43,958
To my folks.

1200
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:46,761
Where you living
these days, Luke?

1201
01:30:46,762 --> 01:30:48,846
We're moving in
with my grandparents.

1202
01:30:50,848 --> 01:30:54,217
- In New Jersey.
- I'm sorry to hear that.

1203
01:30:54,218 --> 01:30:56,304
I'm sorry to live it.

1204
01:30:58,690 --> 01:31:00,692
I'm sorry about
Stephanie, too.

1205
01:31:06,196 --> 01:31:08,198
She would have been
a lucky girl.

1206
01:31:11,568 --> 01:31:13,403
Good luck in school.

1207
01:31:15,906 --> 01:31:20,209
Try and fuck a black girl.
I never got the chance at college.

1208
01:31:24,997 --> 01:31:27,717
Baby steps.

1209
01:31:30,670 --> 01:31:32,637
It'll be okay.

1210
01:31:32,638 --> 01:31:35,640
- I can't answer that.
- It wasn't a question.

1211
01:31:38,176 --> 01:31:40,845
- Peace, Doc.
- Peace out, Luke.

1212
01:31:55,442 --> 01:31:57,027
Luke. Hey.

1213
01:31:58,028 --> 01:31:59,579
Hey.

1214
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:02,700
- Look, man, I just wanted to say...
- Do me a favor, Steph.

1215
01:32:03,701 --> 01:32:06,703
Don't say nothing, okay?

1216
01:32:07,203 --> 01:32:09,288
Just stand there
till I leave.

1217
01:32:09,789 --> 01:32:11,791
I wanna remember this.

1218
01:32:13,292 --> 01:32:16,796
- I've never done it before.
- Never done what?

1219
01:32:19,849 --> 01:32:21,850
Had my heart broken.

1220
01:32:55,498 --> 01:32:58,001
<i># "All the Young Dudes"
by Mott The Hoople #</i>

1221
01:33:06,059 --> 01:33:08,677
To Luke Shapiro.

1222
01:33:10,095 --> 01:33:11,397
Luke.

1223
01:33:12,981 --> 01:33:14,932
Luke?

1224
01:33:14,933 --> 01:33:16,435
Have you had
any more thoughts

1225
01:33:16,935 --> 01:33:19,987
about what you're gonna be
as far as a profession goes?

1226
01:33:19,988 --> 01:33:23,440
- Mom, he's got time.
- I'm just asking.

1227
01:33:23,441 --> 01:33:25,492
Actually, I'm thinking
about becoming a shrink.

1228
01:33:25,493 --> 01:33:27,078
Psychology!

1229
01:33:27,578 --> 01:33:30,580
It's not quite the shoe business,
but it's a very interesting field.

1230
01:33:30,581 --> 01:33:34,752
I figure I'm an expert 'cause everyone
around me is so fucking crazy, you know?

1231
01:33:37,921 --> 01:33:44,510
<i># Oh, man, I need TV
when I got T Rex #</i>

1232
01:33:44,511 --> 01:33:47,012
<i># Oh, brother, you guessed #</i>

1233
01:33:47,013 --> 01:33:48,098
<i># I'm a dude, Dad #</i>

1234
01:33:49,683 --> 01:33:51,684
<i># All the young dudes #</i>

1235
01:33:51,685 --> 01:33:52,684
<i># Hey, dudes #</i>

1236
01:33:52,685 --> 01:33:54,887
<i># Carry the news #</i>

1237
01:33:55,471 --> 01:33:56,471
<i># Where are ya? #</i>

1238
01:33:56,472 --> 01:33:57,472
<i># Boogaloo dudes #</i>

1239
01:33:57,473 --> 01:33:58,474
<i># Stand up, come on #</i>

1240
01:33:58,974 --> 01:34:01,477
<i># Carry the news #</i>

1241
01:34:04,730 --> 01:34:06,231
<i># All the young dudes #</i>

1242
01:34:06,232 --> 01:34:07,232
<i># I want to hear you #</i>

1243
01:34:07,233 --> 01:34:09,733
<i># Carry the news #</i>

1244
01:34:09,734 --> 01:34:11,235
<i># I want to see you #</i>

1245
01:34:11,236 --> 01:34:14,455
Hello? Somebody paged me
from this number?

1246
01:34:14,456 --> 01:34:18,876
<i>Hi, Jeffrey?
It's Elanor.</i>

1247
01:34:18,877 --> 01:34:22,213
Luke gave me your number.
He said I should page you. I hope that's okay.

1248
01:34:23,164 --> 01:34:24,665
Yeah, it's okay.

1249
01:34:25,165 --> 01:34:26,916
<i>So, um...</i>

1250
01:34:26,917 --> 01:34:28,969
What are you
doing tonight?

1251
01:34:30,921 --> 01:34:32,871
No plans.