1 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:19,353 I UNDERSTAND, UDA. 2 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,554 OKAY, UM, OKAY, WELL, 3 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,623 DID YOU CHANGE HIS WATER OR SOMETHING? 4 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,958 DON'T WORRY, BOSS, GETTIN' OFF THE PHONE. 5 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,361 DON'T WANNA BE ON THE PHONE AT WORK. NOW IS NOT REALLY-- 6 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,098 YOU'RE ON THE PHONE, I TOTALLY SEE HOW THAT'S FAIR. 7 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,503 HENRY? YEAH? 8 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,271 CAN I DO BAR OR PLATES, 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,640 OR ANYTHING BUT THIS? IT'S TOO SOON. 10 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,741 TOO SOON--? 11 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,511 MANDY LOVED CHEESE. 12 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,745 MANDY DUMPED HIM. 13 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,980 OKAY, DO PLATES. 14 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,616 ROMAN, CHEESE, PLEASE? 15 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,584 THANK YOU, HENRY, I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 16 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:51,985 I DON'T, BUT-- 17 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,121 SORRY I'M LATE. 18 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,756 CONGRATULATIONS, JUMPING BOY. SHUT UP. 19 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,658 CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT FOR? 20 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:58,759 OH, YOU DIDN'T HEAR? 21 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,362 KYLE'S BIG BASE JUMPING MOVIE WAS RELEASED. 22 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,264 ON DVD. OH MY GOD! 23 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,498 IN ASIA. [ squealing ] 24 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,135 UNDER THE TITLE, "JUMPING BOYS." 25 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,537 KYLE, CONGRATULATIONS! 26 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,539 NO, NO KYLE, CONGRATULATIONS, 27 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:12,740 IT GOT DUMPED. 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,675 IT'S A SHIT MOVIE. 29 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:17,145 AW, STRAIGHT TO VIDEO, MUTHERFUCKER. 30 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,546 HOW WE DOING IN HERE, OKAY? YEAH. 31 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,548 GREAT, COULD I HAVE EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION? 32 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,015 FOR A SECOND, DOWN HERE? 33 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,084 COUPLE WORDS ABOUT TONIGHT, NOTHING TOO COMPLICATED, 34 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,019 JUST A GATHERING OF FRIENDS, I WANT TO KEEP THE VIBE 35 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,188 KINDA CASUAL FUN. 36 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,522 SO, LET'S KEEP THE DRINKS FULL 37 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,258 LET'S KEEP THE APPETIZERS CIRCULATING, 38 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,426 BUT LET'S NOT GET IN ANYBODY'S FACE. 39 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,163 I JUST WANT OUR GUESTS TO FEEL VERY RELAXED 40 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,565 AND UNINHIBITED, SO LET'S BE LIKE CHILDREN, 41 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,433 SEEN BUT NOT HEARD. NO PROBLEM-- 42 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,602 UM, OH, AND ONE LAST THING, 43 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,405 GOES WITHOUT SAYING, BUT I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY. 44 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,574 UM-- 45 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:50,311 STAY OUT OF THE FUCK ROOM. 46 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,414 * 47 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,187 ** 48 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:02,323 [ indistinct chatter ] 49 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,497 OH, CHICKEN. 50 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,131 CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN. 51 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,066 THAT WAS MY LADYFRIEND'S SECOND FAVORITE 52 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,736 TYPE OF, EX-LADYFRIEND, EX-LADYFRIEND. 53 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:16,804 HEY RON? 54 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,206 RON? YEAH? 55 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,441 WHY DON'T WE CIRCULATE. YEAH. 56 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,842 CIRCULATE. 57 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,311 SORRY. 58 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,680 ROMAN? WHAT? 59 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,482 DIDN'T THE HOST SPECIFICALLY ASK US 60 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,151 TO STAY OUT OF THE FUCK ROOM? 61 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,621 A FUCK ROOM IS A ROOM WHERE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING. 62 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,122 THAT'S JUST A ROOM, SO-- 63 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,224 OKAY, BUT-- 64 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,458 SO IT'S LIKE AN ORGY? 65 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,092 IT'S NOT LIKE, IT'S PRECISELY AN ORGY, 66 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,561 HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT FROM THE INVITATION? 67 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,563 I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A MASK PARTY. 68 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,597 WHAT'S A FUCKING A MASK PARTY? 69 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,765 I GOT IT WAS AN ORGY. 70 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,367 YOU DID, TOTALLY. 71 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,835 RIGHT? 72 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,370 DRINKS, GREAT, MAYBE, UH, 73 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,504 LET'S ALL GET LOOSENED UP, HUH? 74 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,672 AND I HAVE STRAWS, 75 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,674 IN CASE ANYONE HAS 76 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,109 TROUBLE WITH THEIR BEAKS. 77 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,246 SUPER, GREAT, SO NOBODY HAS SEEN "EYES WIDE SHUT?" 78 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,248 OH, I HAVE, IT'S THE ONE WHERE LINDSAY LOHAN 79 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,449 PLAYS TWO PEOPLE. 80 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,317 NO, IT'S THE ONE WITH THE ORGY. 81 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,386 THAT ONE'S GOOD TOO. 82 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,654 VERY GOOD FILM. 83 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,156 OKAY, GUYS, TAKE IF FROM THE MAN 84 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,392 WHO JUST SPENT EIGHT MISERABLE YEARS 85 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,893 IN THE CAGE. 86 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,229 WE ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THIS LIFE, OKAY? 87 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,499 LET'S NOT WASTE OUR LIVES DENYING OUR DESIRES. 88 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,734 NO, LET'S CHECK OUR HANG-UPS AT THE DOOR, 89 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,605 LET'S GRAB FREEDOM WITH BOTH HANDS, AND LIVE! 90 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:33,281 COME ON, SERIOUSLY? 91 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,515 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 92 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,485 THAT'S A REALLY COOL MASK, WHAT IS THAT? 93 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,152 SOME KIND OF BIRD, OR SOMETHING. 94 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,523 YEAH, I WAS THINKING MAYBE LIKE A PEHEN, LIKE AN IBIS, 95 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,358 KYLE, BE AT THE BAR, OKAY? 96 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,694 YES, SIR. 97 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,161 GOD. THIS JOB SUCKS. 98 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,164 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 99 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,267 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE 100 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,668 A SHOWER THAT WILL HOLD 101 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,404 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 102 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,838 FIVE PEOPLE, YOU WANNA TRY? 103 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,172 I WOULD LOVE FOR-- 104 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,709 HEY, EVERYTHING OKAY? 105 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,177 BESIDES THE FACT THAT WE'RE CATERING AN ORGY? 106 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,913 YEAH, EVERYTHING'S JUST GREAT. 107 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,381 I KNOW, I KNOW, ALAN DUK SAID 108 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,849 HE WANTED US TO WORK IT, OKAY? 109 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,651 AND TO CALL IF IT GOT GOOD, SO YOU COULD 110 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,885 BE IN CHARGE OF THAT. 111 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,421 OKAY, IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE, 112 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,456 I CAN HAVE YOU SWITCH WITH SOMEONE, HEY ROMAN, 113 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:16,557 SWITCH WITH CASEY, OKAY? 114 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:17,791 CASEY, YOU'VE GOT PREP GARBAGE-- 115 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,327 OH, GARBAGE, COOL, 116 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,329 SO FOR THE CRIME OF HAVING STANDARDS, 117 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,730 I GET THROWN ON GARBAGE? 118 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,598 IT'S NOT A CRIME, I'M JUST-- THANK YOU, FOR THAT. 119 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,300 [ glass breaking ] 120 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,801 [ whistling ] 121 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,238 WHAT? 122 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,907 NOTHING, THAT GIRL HAS GOT A GREAT ASS. 123 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,410 WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU JUST GO FUCKING TAG TEAM THAT ASS? 124 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,479 DO YOU WANT TO TAG TEAM IT TOGETHER, HIGH FIVE-- 125 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,348 JUST FOR THE RECORD, I'M NOT INTO THAT. 126 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,749 TWO GUYS ON ONE CHICK, 127 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,951 YOU'RE A PERINIUM AWAY FROM KISSING DICK. 128 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,420 ARE YOU OKAY? BECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE-- 129 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,755 WHAT, LIKE I'M ABOUT TO START MY PERIOD? 130 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,323 I WAS NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. 131 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,224 DON'T LET ME BLOCK YOUR VIEW OF THE ORGY. 132 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,394 EXCUSE ME. JESUS. 133 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,828 LIKE THIS QUALIFIES. 134 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,366 I UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION, 135 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,834 BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE THE WORD ORGY ON HERE ANYWHERE. 136 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,637 WELL, THAT IS BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO BE CLASSY. 137 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,806 RIGHT, AND "EYES WIDE SHUT" IS A GOOD THEME. 138 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,508 YES, THEY DO WEAR MASKS, 139 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:10,010 BUT THEIR WHOLE ORGY WAS STOCKED WITH HOOKERS. 140 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,244 I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. 141 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,747 ABSOLUTELY, THAT MOVIE IS REALLY CONFUSING. 142 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,649 IF YOU WANT, I CAN GIVE THIS PARTY 143 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,918 A ONCE OVER, AND-- 144 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:18,952 GIVE YOU SOME TIPS. 145 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,020 HAVE YOU BEEN TO A LOT OF ORGIES? 146 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,822 NO, BUT I'VE READ A LOT ON THE SUBJECT. 147 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,724 I'M A READER. OKAY. 148 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,665 YOU EVER BEEN TO AN ORGY? 149 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,503 CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE. 150 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,870 ME NEITHER, LOOKS LIKE. 151 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,807 IT'S EARLY. FEW DRINKS, PEOPLE'LL WARM UP. 152 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,676 ED, MY EX, GET A COUPLE OF BEERS 153 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,278 IN THAT GUY, THEN HE'D JUST START YELLING FOR ME 154 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,980 TO MAKE OUT WITH MY FRIEND PEG. 155 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:47,981 YOU EVER DO IT? 156 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,450 GOSH NO. 157 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,351 WELL, I MEAN, AFTER MY DIVORCE, 158 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,886 BUT IT WAS, SPECIAL. 159 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,625 SO UH-- 160 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:00,360 SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE. 161 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,929 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 162 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,564 NO, NOT LIKE THAT. NO? 163 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,466 FREE AT LAST! OH YEAH, SURE. 164 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,435 NO, IT'S SO REFRESHING 165 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,070 NOT TO HAVE SOMEBODY GLARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME. 166 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,639 TELLING ME WHAT TO DO-- 167 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,442 TELLING YOU WHAT TO WEAR, OR WHEN TO TALK. 168 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,444 OR LOCKING UP THE REMOTE, 169 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,779 OR CALLING YOU "HOG BODY." 170 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,380 IT'S LIBERATING, ISN'T IT? 171 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,849 SURE WAS, YEAH, WHOO! 172 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,717 FREE! JUST ME! 173 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,354 DYIN' ALONE. 174 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,857 MUST BE-- 175 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:33,393 REALLY LONELY FOR YOU HERE IN THIS-- 176 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,963 REALLY, BIG-- 177 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,865 BEAUTIFUL HOUSE OF YOURS. 178 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,833 IT'S JUST YOU. YEAH. 179 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,537 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, MAY I ASK? 180 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,372 ESTATE LAW. NO WAY. 181 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:48,642 THAT IS THE MOST EXCITING-- 182 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,110 IT'S MY FAVORITE LAW. 183 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,545 THAT YOU JUST SAID. 184 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,752 WAIT, MIRA? 185 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,353 HEY, KYLE. 186 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,622 YEAH, IT WAS LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 187 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,824 WE DID SOME EXTRA WORK ON "GILMORE GIRLS." 188 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,392 OH. YEAH. 189 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,628 YEAH, HEY, HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 190 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,362 UPS AND DOWNS. 191 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,664 MORE DOWNS NOW, BUT-- 192 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,900 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT, I DID THIS MOVIE LAST SUMMER, 193 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,035 JUST FOUND OUT IT'S GOING STRAIGHT TO DVD. 194 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,504 BUMMER. 195 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,506 YEAH. BUT I GOT A CALLBACK FOR THIS 196 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,007 HORROR THING, IT'S CALLED "CHOP SHOP." 197 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,909 ABOUT THIS SHOP WHERE THEY CHOP PEOPLE-- 198 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,511 SORRY, ACTUALLY, I'VE GOTTA GO HOLD 199 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,946 THE TRAY OF CONDOMS AND LUBE, SO-- 200 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,114 SURE, YEAH, DO YOUR THING. 201 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,382 OKAY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 202 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,952 SO, FIRST, THE LIGHTING'S WAY TOO BRIGHT. 203 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,054 PIMPLES? THEY'RE NOT SEXY. 204 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,790 BRING THE LIGHTS DOWN, AND THE MUSIC'S GOTTA CHANGE. 205 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,527 SEXUAL DRIVE RESIDES IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS, 206 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,662 SO WHAT YOU WANT IS A BEAT THAT KINDA STIMULATES THAT. 207 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,531 PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE SIPPING, 208 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:44,932 LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. 209 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,800 THEY NEED TO GET FUCKING SMASHED. 210 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,702 THEY GOTTA DOWN 'EM. 211 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,470 GOTTA GET THAT GOIN', I HAVE SOME IDEAS. 212 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,439 BUT MOST IMPORTANT THING 213 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,674 IS GROUPING. 214 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,709 YOU WANNA FIND YOUR FUCK ACTIVES, 215 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,410 CLUSTER THEM TOGETHER. 216 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,846 AND WHEN THEY START FUCKING, 217 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,414 YOUR FUCK PASSIVES'LL SEE IT'S OKAY AND THEY'LL JOIN-- 218 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,584 AH, THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S VERY VERY GOOD. 219 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,152 GET TO WORK ON THAT. OH GREAT. 220 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,687 OKAY. THANKS. 221 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,522 --AND HER SMILE, HER SMILE, 222 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,824 IT WAS LIKE HER TEETH WERE MADE OF SUNSHINE. 223 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,660 AND NOW EVERY DAY FEELS LIKE 224 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,661 IT'S MADE OF SHIT. 225 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,662 FOR FUCK SAKE. 226 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:15,863 SHE MUST'VE BEEN REALLY SPECIAL. 227 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,465 OH MY GOD, JEREMY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 228 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,901 WE GOOD? I MEAN, I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS. 229 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,202 EVERYBODY HAVE DRINKS, WE ALL HAVE DRINKS? 230 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,137 GREAT, SUPER, LET'S NOT FORGET WHY WE'RE HERE. 231 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,439 RIGHT? [ laughing ] 232 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,942 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME JUST VENT A LITTLE BIT. 233 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,944 WE SHOULD EXCHANGE E-MAILS. 234 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,013 --YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A DOG ATE MY HEART, 235 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,683 AND NOW ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS THIS EMPTY RIB HOLE 236 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,117 OF MEMORIES. OKAY, CASEY, 237 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,820 CHANGE OF PLANS, CAN YOU GO CIRCULATE FOR A LITTLE BIT? 238 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,455 OUT THERE? YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT-- 239 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,625 HENRY, HENRY, HENRY, LET ME GO OUT THERE, 240 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,794 I NEED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AND LAUGHTER-- 241 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,495 RON, I'M SORRY, BUT THE HOST SAID 242 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,597 YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD-- 243 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:50,964 AND CASEY, DON'T WORRY, 244 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,733 THERE'S NOTHING'S GOING ON, BELIEVE ME. 245 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,067 OH, WELL, THAT MUST BE SO 246 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,103 SUPER DISAPPOINTING FOR YOU PERVERTS. 247 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,106 HEY, ARE YOU ACTUALLY UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING? 248 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,074 NO, IT'S PERSONAL, 249 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,043 SO, FORGET ABOUT IT, I DON'T WANT 250 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,813 TO CROSS LINES NOW THAT-- 251 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,015 WHAT, NOW THAT WE'RE COWORKERS? 252 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,883 OKAY, RON 253 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,653 JUST FINISH WHATEVER IT WAS CASEY WAS DOING, PLEASE? 254 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,623 YEAH, OH CHEESE, SHE LOVED CHEESE. 255 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,690 HENRY-- WHAT? 256 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,058 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE? 257 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:22,896 FROM WHEN CASEY DUMPED YOU? 258 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,498 YEAH, LIKE A DOG ATE MY HEART. 259 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,267 EXACTLY. 260 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,036 COME ON, COME ON, LET'S DO A DRINK. 261 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,738 NO, NO WAY. A DRINK! 262 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,974 I'M POURING THEM. 263 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,776 JUST ONE. YES. 264 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,210 [ laughing ] 265 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,578 ALL RIGHT. HEY-- 266 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,813 TO WOMEN. 267 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,682 REALLY, TO WOMEN? YES, TO WOMEN. 268 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:46,654 OKAY. 269 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,656 KARATE! 270 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,590 JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, REMEMBER THAT? 271 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,192 LIKE THE OLD DAYS, 272 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,827 YOU AND ME, BACK OF THE VAN, 273 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,562 PAW PAW PAW PAW, 274 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,197 JUST TWO GUYS, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. 275 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,932 THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 276 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,233 THE GOOD OLD DAYS, ONE MORE. 277 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,802 NO, NO, NO, NO. HENRY. 278 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,036 OKAY. 279 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,938 GO FOR IT, MAN, DON'T BE SHY, 280 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,774 THAT'S WHAT THE MASKS ARE FOR-- 281 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:09,076 THE MASK'S THE PROBLEM, MY MOM WAS A CLOWN. 282 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,713 KIDS PARTIES AND STUFF-- 283 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,215 CASE, HOW MANY ORGIES HAVE YOU WORKED? 284 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,050 THIS IS THE FIRST. 285 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,919 AREN'T THEY COMMON HERE? 286 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,854 NO, THEY'RE NOT COMMON HERE, 287 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,222 THANK GOD. 288 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,557 WHAT IS ALL THIS, THIS IS WHAT GUYS LIKE? 289 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,127 SEX AS A FACELESS PARTY GAME? 290 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,897 I THINK SO. 291 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,232 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NICK? 292 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,067 THE HOST? YES. 293 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,903 NO, REALLY? YES! 294 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,038 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SINGLE, LAWYER, BIG HOUSE? 295 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,240 HE'S INTO ANONYMOUS CHEAP SEX? 296 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,942 CASEY, MEN AREN'T LIKE US. 297 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,610 TO THEM, SEX IS A BIG DEAL, 298 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,246 LIKE SPORTS OR FLAGS. 299 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,816 IF WE HAVE TO HUMOR THEM TO GET A FOOT IN THE DOOR, 300 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:49,983 SO BE IT. 301 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,120 YOU SEE CHEAP SEX, I SEE A VERY NICE HOUSE 302 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,256 AND A MAN WHO NEEDS A WOMAN'S TOUCH. 303 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,959 AND JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS, 304 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,595 IT'S BEEN A WHILE, SINCE-- 305 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,165 SINCE I, UM, Y'KNOW-- 306 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,301 [ making funny noises ] 307 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,742 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 308 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,343 SINCE I HAD SEX WITH A MAN-- I GOT IT. 309 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,611 OKAY, SO THEY'RE CALLED BODY SHOTS. 310 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,347 WHAT YOU DO IS, YOU TAKE OFF YOUR TOP-- 311 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,050 AND THEN YOU JUST KINDA PUSH YOUR BOOBS TOGETHER 312 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,318 AND THEN I POUR IN BETWEEN AND SOMEONE ELESE IS GONNA DRINK. 313 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,854 YES! Y'KNOW, I MEAN IF YOU WANT, 314 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,122 I CAN DEMONSTRATE HOW TO DO THE DRINKING PART, 315 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,657 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT? 316 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,159 YES, AND THEN PUSH THEM TOGETHER. 317 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,193 [ laughing ] 318 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,895 YOU GO FIRST, YOU GO FIRST. 319 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,630 NO, YOU, LOOK, YOU HAVE WAY, LISTEN, 320 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,733 YOU SHOULD DO THIS, IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN, 321 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,801 YOU'RE NOT GONNA REGRET-- 322 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,036 I'LL DO IT! WHO WANTS TO DO ME? 323 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,038 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A WOMAN, MAN, 324 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,841 MAYBE IF YOU WERE CUT AND CHISELLED, BUT-- 325 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,309 BUT WHAT? I'M GOING-- 326 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,410 NO, MAN, LOOK-- 327 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,979 POOR FOR ME, BUDDY. 328 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,181 WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT OFF THE SIDE OF A MOOSE. 329 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,649 OKAY, WHO'S DRINKING? 330 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,985 C'MON, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, 331 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,152 I GOTTA DRINK SOLO? 332 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,187 POUR, MY FRIEND. 333 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,989 SHE'S, OH MAN-- 334 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,390 [ laughing, cheering ] 335 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,927 YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THIS ENTIRE THING! 336 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,996 CASEY, BODY SHOTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A WOMAN, RIGHT, 337 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,197 FOR THE FLOW OFF THE TITS? 338 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,733 [ cheering ] 339 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,868 I'LL GO! 340 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,036 [ cheering ] 341 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,439 YES, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. 342 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,342 COME ON, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. 343 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,077 NO, NO, THIS IS BACKWARDS! 344 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,312 [ cheering ] 345 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,815 THIS ISN'T HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE! 346 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,682 CLOSE ENOUGH, YES, YES, 347 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,985 KEEP THEM DRINKING, GET THEM INTO THE FUCK ROOM. 348 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,353 GREAT, HEY, EVERYBODY! 349 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,956 HOW 'BOUT WE TAKE THIS THING INTO BACK ROOM, WHO'S IN? 350 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,360 I'M IN. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 351 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,029 WELL, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF ELBOW GREASE, 352 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,031 THIS THING MIGHT COME TOGETHER. 353 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,433 WELL DONE, TEAM MANAGER. THANKS. 354 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,768 SEE, I PREFER TO PLAY THE GAME. 355 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,241 WATCH THE BAR, WOULD YA? 356 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,843 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 357 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,912 DREAM ON. 358 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,413 HEY, MIRA, WHAT'S UP? 359 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,949 UM, MY NUMBER. 360 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,783 YEAH, I KNOW THE CASTING PEOPLE FOR THAT HORROR THING, 361 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,385 SO JUST, Y'KNOW, GIVE ME A CALL, WHENEVER, 362 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,155 UH, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT IT? 363 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,422 OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE, 364 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,991 WELL I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME 365 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,260 YOUR NUMBER, AND THEN WE COULD HOOK UP LATER. 366 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,428 LOOK, I DON'T WANNNA BE HIT ON RIGHT NOW. 367 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,264 OKAY? 368 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,431 NO, WAY, NO, 369 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,000 BUT I WAS THINKING WE COULD GET TOGETHER, 370 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,169 DO SOME SCENE STUDY, A LITTLE COLD READ, 371 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,937 UM, WHATEVER YOU NEED HELP WITH, YOU KNOW. 372 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,039 LIKE, HOW TO BE YET ANOTHER SADASS 373 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,741 UNEMPLOYED WANNABE ACTOR IN L.A? 374 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,177 I GOT THAT DOWN, THANKS. 375 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,945 WHOA, NO, THAT'S NOT ME, 376 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,181 NO, NO, THINGS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPENING FOR ME, SO-- 377 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,283 YEAH, FOR YOU, AND THE MILLION GUYS 378 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,751 JUST LIKE YOU GETTING OFF THE BUS EVERY DAY. 379 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,320 I'M GLAD YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, 380 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,122 BUT MAYBE ONE DAY, WHEN YOU'RE STANDING NUDE 381 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,891 IN A STRANGER'S HOUSE TO PAY YOUR RENT, 382 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,293 YOU MIGHT REALIZE, I'M NOT SPECIAL. 383 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,328 I'M JUST ANOTHER GRAIN OF SAND 384 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,463 ON THAT ENDLESS FUCKING BEACH. 385 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,765 BUT, HEY, IF YOU'RE COOL WITH YOUR DELUSION, 386 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,201 CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS. 387 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,470 BUT PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO SELL ME ON YOUR BULLSHIT, OKAY? 388 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,508 WOOF. 389 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,110 EPIC FAIL. 390 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:08,048 DID YOU TELL HER YOU'RE GONNA BE HUGE IN PINAPIN? 391 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,182 YOU DOING OKAY WITH THAT CHEESE? 392 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,550 YES, YES, IT'S GOOD FOR ME, HENRY, 393 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,954 CONFRONT MY FEELINGS HEAD ON. 394 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,355 OKAY, CHEESE. 395 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,030 EVERYTHING OKAY, KYLE? 396 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,932 I DON'T KNOW. 397 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:29,469 YOU TWO, COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 398 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,004 LYDIA? YES? 399 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,439 WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- GODDAM BODY SHOTS. 400 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,840 YOU GOTTA GET BACK INTO THE PARTY. 401 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,975 ON MY WAY. GET HIM UP. 402 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,843 GET HIM ON HIS FEET AND GET HIM OUTTA HERE. 403 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:37,978 PLEASE. 404 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,213 I'M SO EMBARRASSED-- DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, 405 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,448 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE HUMAN, 406 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,350 WE ALL HAVE DESIRES, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 407 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,485 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M HIS SUPERVISOR. 408 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,220 I'M SUPPOSED TO FIRE HIM ON MONDAY. 409 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,922 OH, I WON'T TELL HIM THAT. 410 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,323 HE LIVES RIGHT DOWN THE STREET, 411 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,491 BUT TAKE HIM OUT THE BACK, OKAY? 412 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,227 DON'T LET EVERYBODY SEE HIM, IT'S DISGUSTING. 413 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,963 BUT, OH, NO, NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO. 414 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,198 I GOTTA, I HAVE TO GO. 415 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,566 I GOTTA GO. YOU DON'T-- 416 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,434 THE GREAT THING WOULD BE-- 417 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,104 AHHH. 418 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,106 CRAP, THAT WAS ONE. 419 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,640 BOY, THAT'S FRUSTRAITING. 420 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,611 LOT OF STRESS, THROWING YOUR OWN ORGY. 421 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,413 AND, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 422 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,948 VERY, VERY STRESSFUL, YES. 423 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,350 YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE, MISTER. 424 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,252 HEY, IS THIS WHERE THE ACTION IS? 425 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,520 THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE THE ACTION IS! 426 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,422 OH, REALLY, WRONG PLACE, 427 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,157 THIS SEAT'S TAKEN! 428 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,228 WE WENT FOR A DRINK, BUT THE BARTENDER LEFT, 429 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,997 SO WE FIGURED-- THE BARTENDER LEFT? 430 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,531 OH, FOR FUCK SAKE! 431 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,400 OKAY, UM, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THERE'S A BARTENDER, 432 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,202 YOU GET CRAZY, I'LL BE BACK WITH MORE BODIES. 433 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,337 OKAY, COME ON BACK, HURRY BACK. 434 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,274 [ moaning ] 435 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,244 [ moaning ] 436 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,379 YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 437 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,880 [ moaning ] 438 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,882 ONE TIME, SHE SHAVED MY DOG. 439 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,884 DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME. 440 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,920 SAID IT WAS SO HE'D BE "COOL." 441 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,989 I SAID, HE DOESN'T LOOK "COOL," 442 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,390 HE LOOKS GAY. 443 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,060 AND HER GAY FRIEND WHO'S STANDING RIGHT THERE, HE'S LIKE 444 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,361 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 445 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,231 I'M LIKE, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M THE FREAK? 446 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,300 I JUST BROKE UP MYSELF. YOU KNOW? 447 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,401 I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE. 448 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,670 AH, HEY, HEY, BUT IF YOU WERE STILL TOGETHER, 449 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,939 WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN AT AN ORGY TONIGHT? 450 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,341 WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S MY JOB. 451 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,176 JEFF, DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'RE LOST? 452 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,977 I DON'T KNOW. 453 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,547 WHO DOESN'T WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 454 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,115 LIKE, WHO AM I, 455 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,316 WHAT AM I DOING? 456 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,318 NO, NO, I MEAN, LIKE, DO YOU ACTUALLY LIVE 457 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,986 IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, BECAUSE, 458 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,922 NICK SAID YOU WERE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. 459 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,424 OH, NO, I DON'T LIVE HERE. 460 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,927 I LIVE-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 461 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,965 I WANNA GO BACK TO THE ORGY. 462 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,101 [ dog barking ] 463 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,709 KYLE, THE HOST NEEDS A BARTENDER OUT THERE. 464 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,212 THAT'S ME, A BARTENDER. 465 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,446 YEAH. 466 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,315 SO-- 467 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,950 YOU OKAY? 468 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,152 I COULD BE. 469 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,321 OR I COULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING SCREWED. 470 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,689 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 471 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,325 OH MY GOD, GUYS, GUESS WHO JUST GOT TWO CHICKS TO MAKE OUT? 472 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,595 I THINK WE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET THIS PARTY INTO FULL SWING. 473 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,629 THE FUCK'S GOING ON WITH HIM? 474 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:10,663 I HAVE NO IDEA. 475 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,432 JESUS, MAN, WITH ALL THE CHICKS YOU GET, 476 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,101 IF YOU EXPECT US TO FEEL BAD FOR YOU 477 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,069 JUST 'CAUSE ONE GIRL TURNS YOU DOWN-- 478 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,270 HEY, GUYS-- 479 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,338 I'M TRYING TO THROW AN ORGY HERE, 480 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,572 AND THERE'S NOBODY AT THE BAR. 481 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,441 I GOT IT, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 482 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,479 WHAT IS IT, IS IT UH, 483 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,082 "JUMPING BOYS?" IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? 484 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,251 THAT SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN H-WOOD, MAN. 485 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,154 HEY, DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT? 486 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,089 I MEAN, I DON'T, I MEAN-- 487 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,291 SHE SAID I WAS A GRAIN OF SAND 488 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,427 THAT'S LIKE, DELUSIONAL TO THINK THAT I'M THE SAND 489 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,028 THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT OFF THE BEACH. 490 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,397 Y'KNOW, LIKE, WHAT IF SHE'S RIGHT MAN? 491 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,599 SHE'S WRONG, IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU TELL ME ALL THE TIME. 492 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,768 I'M JUST FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU. 493 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,036 JESUS. 494 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,704 SO YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT? 495 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,275 I THINK WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. 496 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,110 DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT? 497 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,512 WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE? 498 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,149 SOME BITTER WANNABE WHO'S PISSED 499 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,685 FROM WORKING A SHITTY, DEHUMANIZING JOB-- 500 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,154 OR ME? 501 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,289 YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 502 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,724 HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT? 503 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,725 LIKE, ONE MORE. 504 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,194 YOU MEAN THAT? 505 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,230 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 506 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,098 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT, MAN. 507 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,172 KNOW WHAT I MISS? 508 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,274 THE FEELING OF PURPOSE. 509 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,576 SO SOUP R CRACKERS DIDN'T WORK OUT, 510 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,744 SO LONG AS I HAD MANDY, 511 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,780 MY LIFE HAD MEANING. 512 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,316 AND NOW, I'M LIKE, 513 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,550 WHAT AM I DOING? 514 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,319 I KNOW THE FEELING-- 515 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,453 I MEAN, Y'KNOW, 516 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,655 MAYBE I WAS TOO QUICK TO PUT HER ON A PEDESTAL. 517 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,491 SHE'S NOT PERFECT. 518 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,193 SHE'S MESSY, KIND OF RUDE. 519 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,060 CALLED ME "FUCKSTICK" ALL THE TIME. 520 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,662 WHICH SHE SAID WAS A COMPLIMENT-- 521 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,164 BECAUSE OF YOUR GIANT DICK? 522 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,400 YEAH, BUT THE TIMES SHE SAID IT, 523 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,336 Y'KNOW,"DON'T TOUCH MY FRIES, FUCKSTICK." 524 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,137 "FUCKSTICK, I'M RECORDING THAT." 525 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,172 I DON'T KNOW-- 526 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,873 SHE ALSO HAD A VERY ROUGH TONGUE. 527 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,346 WHAT ABOUT UDA? 528 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,780 HER TONGUE? IT'S NORMAL. 529 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,216 NO, NO, NO, I MEAN, 530 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,483 YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT HER AT WORK. 531 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,651 WHAT ABOUT, WHAT ABOUT HER? 532 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,520 SHE'S NICE, Y'KNOW. 533 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,087 SHE'S DOWN TO EARTH. 534 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,623 AND MATURE. 535 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,591 SHE CAN GET UPTIGHT. 536 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,193 SHE KIND OF TALKS DOWN, YOU KNOW? 537 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,695 LIKE, SHE ALWAYS SAYS-- 538 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,464 "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" 539 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,299 LIKE SHE'S TALKING TO A CHILD. 540 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,470 SHE'S NICE, YOU KNOW. 541 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,539 SHE GIVE YOUR LIFE MEANING? 542 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,241 I DON'T KNOW IF I'D GO THAT FAR. 543 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,176 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT WORK. 544 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,445 YEAH. 545 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,649 [ vibrating ] 546 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,751 GOD DAMMIT, I FORGOT TO CALL HER BACK. 547 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,185 FUCK! 548 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,589 OH SHIT, ALL RIGHT, THIS CRAZY BULLSHIT. 549 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,959 HEY, SORRY. 550 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,264 WELL, NO IT'S JUST-- 551 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,431 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND-- 552 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,567 [ laughing ] 553 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,801 NO. 554 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,470 NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M AT WORK, 555 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,338 SOMEBODY MADE A JOKE. 556 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:13,280 YES, I UNDERST-- [ both laughing ] 557 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,614 NO, NO, NO, NO. 558 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,883 I, UDA, OH. 559 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,220 COME ON, SHE FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME. 560 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,889 SHIT. I'M SORRY. 561 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,225 IT'S OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 562 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,594 [ laughing ] 563 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,730 [ both laughing ] 564 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,278 HEY, UDA, 565 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,515 HEY, I AM SO SORRY. 566 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,350 THE FUCK ROOM. 567 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,651 TIME TO GET NAKED. 568 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,819 COME ON IN. 569 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,322 TWO MINUTES ON HIGH. 570 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,357 GOTTA GO, MOMMY'S WORKING-- 571 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,591 ALL RIGHT. FANTASTIC. 572 00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,792 THAT'S THE LOT. 573 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,362 WOW, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH, I OWE YOU ONE. 574 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,263 CAN I TAKE THAT ONE NOW, I'LL JUST SIT IN THE CORNER. 575 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,264 I'LL WATCH, I'LL JUST-- 576 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,499 I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DID NOT, OKAY? 577 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,501 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH, BRO. 578 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,236 OKAY, HEY, 579 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,671 HOW'S EVERYBODY FEELING, HUH? 580 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,440 [ cheering ] 581 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,842 YOU'RE ALL FEELING LOOSENED UP, YEAH? 582 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,944 GUESS WHAT, THEN LET'S SCREW! 583 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,680 WOO HOO HOO! 584 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,584 WOO, YEAH! 585 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,620 GUYS, YOU'RE KIDDING, SERIOUSLY? 586 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,988 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 587 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,257 IT'S NOT THE POLITE CONVERSATION ROOM, OKAY? 588 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,725 IT'S THE FUCK ROOM! 589 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,494 DON'T BE IN THE FUCK ROOM 590 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,829 AND BE SURPRISED IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO FUCK. 591 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,400 DON'T EVEN GO INTO A ROOM CALLED A FUCK ROOM 592 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,369 AND NOT EXPECT TO SEE SOME FUCKING. 593 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,636 IT'S A GODDAMN ORGY, PEOPLE! 594 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,871 SAID SO ON THE INVITATION. 595 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,305 IT ACTUALLY DIDN'T SAY THE WORD-- 596 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,240 I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE, IT WAS ON THE INVITATION! 597 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,509 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HANG-UPS? 598 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,512 HANG-UPS ARE FOR MY KILLJOY EX-WIFE! 599 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,447 OKAY? ARE YOU TELLING ME 600 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,684 I DIVORCED THAT MISERABLE SHREW OF A WOMAN 601 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,520 ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD 602 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,790 IS MY FUCKING EX-WIFE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? 603 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,758 I AM THE LONELIEST MAN IN THE WORLD 604 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,259 BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY 605 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,397 FREE MAN ON EARTH! 606 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,499 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? 607 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,572 WOW. 608 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,810 WOW, YOU GUYS. 609 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,844 YES, OF COURSE, 610 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:28,948 I UNDERSTAND, UDA, BUT, Y'KNOW, 611 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,551 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO MAD. 612 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,920 SHIT, SORRY, THERE'S THIS GUY PASSED OUT-- 613 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,823 YEAH, NO, IT'S JUST ONE OF THE WAITERS. 614 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,357 HONEY, I CAN'T LEAVE WORK. 615 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,493 YOU KNOW THAT, OH COME ON-- 616 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,497 SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 617 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,765 PERSONAL? 618 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,302 HER GOLDEN RAM IS SICK. 619 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,938 WHY DOES UDA HAVE A SHEEP? 620 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,606 IT'S NOT A SHEEP, IT'S A FISH. 621 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,007 OH. YEAH. 622 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,554 [ knocking ] 623 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,856 NICK? YEAH? 624 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,791 IT'S LYDIA, THE CATERER. 625 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,325 YOU OKAY? 626 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,861 IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 627 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:18,097 WHAT'S WRONG WITH EVERYBODY? 628 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,066 NICE, HIGH CEILINGS IN HERE. 629 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,535 NOTHING BUT HANG-UPS. I UNDERSTAND. 630 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,704 I DON'T HAVE ANY HANG-UPS. 631 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,939 OH, LET ME JUST, LET ME MAKE BABY 632 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,708 FEEL ALL NICE AND-- 633 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,942 WHAT'S IN HERE? 634 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:33,079 HI MISTER PILLOW! 635 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,648 HERE, LET'S GO-- OKAY-- 636 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,783 NO THANK YOU. NICKIE? 637 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,618 HEY! NO, NO! 638 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,086 WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE ALL GOOD. 639 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,488 EVERYTHING'S GOOD HERE. HEY HEY! 640 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,490 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 641 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,391 OH, THAT'S-- JUST, YOU'RE-- 642 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,993 THE COATS ARE IN THE GUEST ROOM. 643 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,496 AND PURSES, OH GOD. 644 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:53,099 GONNA MESS UP YOUR NICE BEDSPREAD. 645 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,867 HEY EVERYBODY! 646 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,603 LYDIA: HEY NICK, CAN WE TALK? 647 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:57,704 MOTHER MAY I, EH? 648 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,472 OH, HEY! 649 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,508 --IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FISH. 650 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,477 IT'S NOT EVEN REALLY ABOUT HER, IT'S ABOUT THE KID. 651 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,713 IF THE FISH DIES THEN HE'LL BE DEVASTATED, 652 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,648 SO SHE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT THAT. 653 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,149 OKAY. IT'S IRRATIONAL, 654 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,685 FOR SURE, BUT LISTEN, 655 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,087 AS A MEMBER OF THE SPECIES, IF YOU WANT TO DATE WOMEN, 656 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,658 YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH SOME IRRATIONAL SHIT SOMETIMES. 657 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,493 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 658 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,395 THANKS, I GUESS. 659 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,632 IF WE'RE BREAKING THE CODE 660 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,534 OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT-- 661 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,136 I GO TO USE PAUL'S COMPUTER, 662 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,938 THIS MORNING, 663 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,974 AND I OPEN THE BROWSER-- PORN. 664 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,042 PORN. YEAH. 665 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,410 BUT LIKE, A BILLION PORN SITES. 666 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,412 YEAH, IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN SO PISSY TODAY? 667 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:41,514 YEAH. OKAY. 668 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:42,982 I'M ALSO ON MY PERIOD. 669 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,617 I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE. 670 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,686 LIKE WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THAT? 671 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:49,421 I MEAN, SPEAKING AS A MEMBER OF THE SPECIES-- 672 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,490 GOD, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS? 673 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:54,093 WE'RE FINE, IT'S ALL OF YOU WHO'RE FUCKING CRAZY. 674 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,862 TOTALLY. YEAH. 675 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,196 GOOD CALL. 676 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,631 YUP. 677 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,167 WELL, VERY NICE TALKING TO YOU, POLLARD. 678 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,435 YOU TOO. MR. POLLARD. 679 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,704 BOSS. 680 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,041 [ moaning ] 681 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,827 "THE GOLDEN RAM IS A SOCIAL FISH 682 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:32,732 WHICH CAN GET LETHARGIC WITHOUT PEER INTERACTION." 683 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,667 THERE IT IS, MAN, GET A SECOND ONE. 684 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,135 YOU'LL BE LIKE A SUPERHERO. 685 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:40,139 IT WAS A GREAT, GREAT NIGHT, THANK YOU. 686 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,174 THANK YOU, WONDERFUL NAKED STATUE. 687 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,643 GREAT JOB. 688 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,947 HEY, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY, 689 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,148 GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING, 690 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,751 AND UM, DON'T STOP BELIEVING. 691 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,653 JOURNEY. 692 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,889 HOW PROFOUND FOR A BARTENDER. 693 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,524 GOODNIGHT. 694 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,259 YOU. NICK. 695 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,228 I REALLY, REALLY, SERIOUSLY, 696 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,730 WANT TO THANK YOU. 697 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:04,764 YOU'RE WELCOME. 698 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,232 JUST INVITE ME NEXT TIME, Y'KNOW? 699 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,701 SO, WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE, DID IT ALL GO DOWN? 700 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,136 UH, IT WAS GREAT. 701 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,673 THERE WAS NOT ANY ACTUAL FUCKING-- OH. 702 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,507 IN THE FUCK ROOM, PER SAY, BUT, 703 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,077 IT WAS A VERY, VERY GOOD START. 704 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,647 AND CERTAINLY ENOUGH TO KEEP ME SINGLE 705 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,081 FOR MAN YEARS TO COME. 706 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,850 I CAN DO THAT, FOR SURE. 707 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,017 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 708 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,518 OH, HEY, GUYS, 709 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,788 HEY, THANK YOU FOR GETTING JEFF HOME. 710 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,790 JEFF--? SHIT-- 711 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,926 [ dog barking ] 712 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,387 TREE.