1 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,719 What is this about? 2 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,621 I guess... 3 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,356 professionalism. 4 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,691 At least going through the motions 5 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,159 of doing the job 6 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,961 and pretending it matters. 7 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,297 You're firing me? 8 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,966 Henry, I need this job. 9 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,969 Well I'm sorry, 10 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,739 Okay, this's kind of what I'm talking about. 11 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,508 Am I un-fired? 12 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,509 No-- 13 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,611 I just lost my job, I need a drink. 14 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,549 Please, Henry, don't-- 15 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,050 Look, I warned you three times. 16 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,319 Tim, what am I supposed to do? 17 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,254 Not give a shit like a human being. 18 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:56,390 --all you had to do was be on time and not get drunk. 19 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,426 It's not a difficult job description. 20 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,527 It's because I was born short. 21 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,995 What? No, no--! 22 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,632 You think it's easy holding that fucking tray up so high--? 23 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,468 Tim, this is only because you're a shitty worker. 24 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,502 Henry? That's it. 25 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,003 The promoter's looking for you. 26 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,505 Yes, just in a second, Lydia. 27 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:16,144 Boss's busy firing me 'cause I make him uncomfortable. 28 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,745 It's, it's not true. 29 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,413 My car payments. 30 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,149 I'm gonna lose my car and my life will collapse, 31 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,550 because of you. 32 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,085 Are you happy? 33 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,086 No, I'm not happy. 34 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,289 You love the power. 35 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:31,091 The big boss man. 36 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,627 You're gonna think about this tonight and jerk off. 37 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,410 * 38 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,256 Does this seem okay to you? 39 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,325 Oh, you look so handsome, sweetie. 40 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,059 Really? 41 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,329 No hotpockets, honey. 42 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:11,465 Just salad, study the Hannah Montanas, and bed. 43 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,467 You gotta a new headshots? Again? 44 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,103 yeah, when my base jumping movie comes out, 45 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,438 Be bumped up to B list. 46 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,106 Gotta rebrand you know-- 47 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:21,475 It's described in his contract. 48 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,711 Not only does this have six layers not five, 49 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,078 but it has four sides. 50 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,480 Okay, I understand. You don't. 51 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,681 The man's a practicing Satanist. 52 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,583 Five is very important to them. 53 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,352 Five layers. Five sides. 54 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,653 The pentagram. 55 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,355 You give a Satanist a four- sided sandwich, 56 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,357 that's like giving Golda Meir a fucking baked ham. 57 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,692 We're on it, we have new ones ready to go. 58 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,294 Henry, thank you. 59 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,530 If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing. 60 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,831 No problem. 61 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,299 Those ready to go? 62 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,567 No. No. 63 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,101 Hey, Henry, check this out, what do you think, man? 64 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,303 Kyle, not now. 65 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,105 Roman, the encore just ended I need these right now. 66 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,441 What the fuck do you want from me, I'm alone, here. 67 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,508 Where's Tim? 68 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,377 Henry fired him. What? 69 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,446 Okay, Alan's sending a replacement. 70 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,647 Actually, it's someone we know. 71 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,782 Why'd you fire Tim? Tim's awesome. 72 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,385 Because Tim didn't give a shit about the job. 73 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,288 Which is something I actually wanted talk to everyone about. 74 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,391 Okay attitudes have been getting a little lax around here, 75 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,493 so I just wanted to ask everyone 76 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:16,464 if we could just act more professional? 77 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,699 What, I'm trying to be serious here, Roman. 78 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,435 I know, that's why it's funny your posture-- 79 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:25,172 Just for tonight, can you please try and pretend 80 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:28,376 to give even one millionth of a percent of a shit. 81 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:32,145 Wow, when did Knute Rockne show up? 82 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,681 Casey. Welcome, thank you, 83 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,917 you know, the for the short notice. 84 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,852 Everybody you remember Casey? 85 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,154 Oh Lydia, I'm sorry, Casey Klein. 86 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,690 Hi. Oh, Welcome. 87 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,793 Thank you. 88 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,160 Casey's the replacement? 89 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,429 Dude, isn't that kind of awkward? 90 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,364 It's not, I knew she was coming. 91 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,366 Hey, Casey. Yes. 92 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,702 Tell me if it's cool or--? 93 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,169 Cool, yeah. 94 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,672 You're wearing a blouse? that's cool. 95 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,808 No, they told me it was a unisex chemise. 96 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,175 I think it's lovely. 97 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,176 Thanks. 98 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,713 Hey team leader. 99 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,881 That's fuckin' crazy that you're team leader. 100 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,718 Yeah. We're kinda slammed, tonight so-- 101 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:14,221 Okay, is there something I should do? 102 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,289 Shit. 103 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,690 Goddamit! 104 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,592 Kyle, Roman, you take that one. 105 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,595 Here, can you pick those up? 106 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:27,501 [ rock music playing ] 107 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,202 Born out of Satan's anus, 108 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:30,571 --it's stupid. 109 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:31,772 Satan's a fallen angel. 110 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:35,576 He can't poo, he doesn't have an anus. 111 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,878 Must be awkward seeing Casey again, yeah? 112 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,448 I think I'll be able to manage. 113 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,617 So, Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh? 114 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:44,818 Actually, this isn't a conversation 115 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,520 I'm going to participate in. 116 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,988 You don't have to. 117 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,358 It's common knowledge that uptight, controlling women 118 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,526 are sexually explosive. 119 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,795 Casey! 120 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,264 God, I'm glad to have a girl in this big boys club. 121 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,999 Yeah. 122 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,868 You're so pretty. You have to be an actress. 123 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,370 Oh god, Thank you. 124 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,572 No, I'm actually a Comedian. 125 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:05,739 Oh. 126 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,808 Like Whoopie Goldberg? 127 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,743 Sort of. 128 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:13,381 Ed, my ex, hates Whoopie Goldberg. 129 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,915 He said that women shouldn't do comedy 130 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,417 because they're not naturally funny. 131 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,919 Well, club owners, many of them think that way. 132 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,921 and he has issues with blacks. 133 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,792 So why he would have an affair with one, 134 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:29,697 that is a question for a psychologist. 135 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:36,870 Or as Ed would say, a "Jew Faggot." 136 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,406 Serious Jackal, it was brilliant. 137 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,807 It was fuckin' brilliant. 138 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,742 Ah thanks, Todd, thanks for being so full of shit, man. 139 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,943 and I wanna fuck your wife so-- 140 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,446 blah, blah, blah, bullshit from you man. 141 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,416 Ah corrected sandwiches. 142 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,850 Very sorry for the mix up. 143 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,386 Ah come on man I get bullshit from everybody in my life, 144 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,888 you can't seriously be very sorry about sandwiches! 145 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,560 This is your ex-husband? 146 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,862 Very Ex. Yes, very Ex. 147 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,466 Ug. Me and Escapade left him back in Wapato. 148 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,536 Escapade, that's Your car? 149 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:09,703 My daughter the future star. 150 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,072 Daughter. She acts, sings, dances. 151 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,574 Does comedy. 152 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,544 We sure love it if you gave us pointers on being funny. 153 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,446 Oh god, I don't-- 154 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,948 Ohh. Um, I mean I can try. 155 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,050 I don't know what I can tell you guys. 156 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,320 Okay. 157 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,322 Umm. 158 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,693 How are you doing? 159 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:37,097 Because Kyle told me you and Henry 160 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,600 use to-- [ making sounds ] 161 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,869 Oh, yeah, no, it was a very longtime ago, 162 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:42,936 It really not a big deal. 163 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,839 I know how it is because, 164 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,541 After my divorce, 165 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,342 I still worked as the receptionist 166 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,012 at Ed's exterminating service, 167 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,714 Cramped together, 168 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,883 hate and lust all-- 169 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,718 Yeah that doesn't-- 170 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,353 sound great, but it's so not-- 171 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,556 We'll do a sign. 172 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,692 A sign? we'll do a sign. 173 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,927 If you feel uncomfortable at any time, 174 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:11,565 give me the sign, 175 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,133 Great. 176 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,637 So you're not sorry. 177 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,005 Finally, some reality, thank you. 178 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,039 Well you're welcome. 179 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,708 Is there there anything else--? 180 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,009 You know, I wanted all this. 181 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,677 It's my fault. 182 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,012 I wanted the fame. 183 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,047 Success. 184 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,916 You know the gypsy curse? 185 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,851 Your whole body is covered with warts. 186 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,521 "May you get everything you wish for." 187 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,522 That's my curse. Sorry to hear that. 188 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,989 We actually I have to go- 189 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,658 Oh what do you have real life responsibilities? 190 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,627 yes. I wish I had those. 191 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,729 I want those. I have a fake life. 192 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:42,796 I have fake friends, 193 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,598 fake conversations, fake experiences- 194 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,767 the pussy and money that's real. 195 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,537 Look the pussy's here for the fame. 196 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,871 And what the fuck is money? 197 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,875 It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit. 198 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,078 Know what I wish I could buy? 199 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,647 Being you guys. 200 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,782 A real guy, an ordinary job. 201 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:02,916 This is a day job. 202 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,818 I'm a writer, hard sci-fi 203 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,453 But you deal with reality, you know what I'm saying? 204 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,888 Yeah I know what you're sayin', 205 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:12,092 and that's why I think this is actually not all that bad. 206 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,862 Okay-- okay so then let's switch, man. 207 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:15,996 Just for tonight. 208 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,164 I mean, being me's easy, man, 209 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,032 all you gotta do is throw on some make-up, 210 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,534 act like a total dick 211 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,570 and let girls throw themselves at you, what do you say? 212 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,671 Yeah, I'm in, what? 213 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:24,705 I can do it. [ ringing ] 214 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,040 You've got a girlfriend! 215 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,041 Excuse me. 216 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,810 Hello? 217 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,479 What? 218 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,647 Um, okay...hold on. 219 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,983 I am very sorry, I have to go. 220 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,451 Roman, on the back bar? 221 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,587 Don't worry about me. Now? 222 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:40,821 Okay. 223 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,059 Ron? 224 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,731 Yes, Henry Pollard! 225 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,600 The big boss man! 226 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,502 Ah shit! 227 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,104 I saw the van and I was like, 228 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,706 please let this be Henry's crew! 229 00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,940 Yeah! Yes! 230 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,642 Wow, it's been a while. 231 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,911 Hey how's Soup R Crackers? 232 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:04,912 Great experience. 233 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,580 Yeah. Yes. 234 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,481 I need you to get me backstage. 235 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,985 Oh, I don't know, Ron, it's a crazy night, 236 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,020 and I could get in trouble 237 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,989 No, I get it, I was team leader, sure, 238 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,658 absolutely, I get it. 239 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,092 I need you to do me a favor, 240 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,961 Will he do it? 241 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,162 I can call Paco, 242 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:26,166 No, no do not call Paco, I got it. 243 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,835 It's Mandy. It's my lady friend. 244 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,269 She's a Big Jackal Onassis fan. 245 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,671 I promised to get her backstage 246 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,606 for an autograph. 247 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:39,112 Henry, come on buddy, I need a miracle. 248 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,181 Just try to keep a low profile, okay. 249 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,851 I'm backstage at Jackal Onassis! 250 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:44,885 Jesus. 251 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:49,556 I'm gonna get my drank on! 252 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,860 Ah excuse me, where's Roman? 253 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,995 He's in make-up. We switched. 254 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,535 Jackal Onassis? 255 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,737 I want to be called "Dennis." 256 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,572 Oh fuck. 257 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,574 Hey listen, don't be mad at Roman. 258 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,877 I said I'd have you all fired if he didn't switch. 259 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:13,681 Or if you tell anyone, so don't tell anybody. 260 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,282 I just wanna be a real guy, man. 261 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,184 But this isn't real, it's fake. 262 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,786 It's kind of real. It's not real. 263 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:19,820 It's realish. 264 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,588 Can I get a beer? 265 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,691 Yes you may. 266 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,932 In the cooler, check wristbands. 267 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,968 Coming right up. 268 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,569 There you go, sweetie. 269 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,571 Don't "sweetie" me, asshole. 270 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,841 Oh that is real, she just called me an asshole. 271 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,810 That is fantastic. 272 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,012 So what's your girlfriend's name, man? 273 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,848 My girlfriend? Yeah. 274 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,049 Uda. Why? 275 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,583 Just shooting the shit, with my co-workers 276 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,019 that's what I do. 277 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,620 What line of work is she in Buddy? 278 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,088 Also catering. 279 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,958 So it's kind of boring, consider the shit shot. 280 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260 That is great. Know what's actually boring? 281 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,195 Fucking models in penthouses. 282 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,731 Really, that's boring? Yep. 283 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,865 That doesn't sound boring to me. 284 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,266 Try doing it a hundred's times-- 285 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,801 Still not boring. 286 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,303 Malibu and coke and a Goldshlagger shot. 287 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,172 Coming right up. 288 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,074 Hey, how's my boy doing as team leader? 289 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,375 This guy's terrific. 290 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,609 I used to be his boss. 291 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,078 Where the fuck is Jackal Onassis? 292 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,080 The show ended like an hour ago. 293 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,648 Hey what did I say sweetie, 294 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,116 We'll get that autograph- 295 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,752 Why? Why do you want his autograph anyway, 296 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,986 He's just a guy. 297 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,155 He's awesome and fucking famous? 298 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,057 God, who're you? A bartender nobody 299 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,825 who makes shitty drinks. 300 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,027 I'm a bartender nobody! 301 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,263 Okay, how awesome is that? 302 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,098 This is really fun. 303 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,051 You are so awesome. 304 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,086 Yeah. 305 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,888 I'm freaking out. 306 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,090 Can I please get an autograph? 307 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,293 Yeah, Why don't we go to my dressing room, 308 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,061 the three of us, 309 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,063 I'm gonna do you first. 310 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,932 Does that turn you on? 311 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,837 I was just joking. 312 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,072 [ laughing ] 313 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,941 You know, jokes. 314 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,883 Hey, um, we need glasses at the back bar, please. 315 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,218 Okay. 316 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,688 So what we don't see each other for nine months, 317 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,058 and that's your big opening line? 318 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,828 Um, yeah, I'm sorry 319 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:45,966 I had to fire a guy, Roman's, doing something weird, 320 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,870 there's a new guy, it's just...weird night. 321 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,271 Very weird. 322 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,206 How, how have you been? 323 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,975 I've been fine. 324 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,144 The Cruise was good. 325 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:01,882 I, you know, I worked on my act, didn't get a stomach virus, 326 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,317 which I consider to be some kind of coo. 327 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,318 That is terrific. 328 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,055 and now I'm back, working the grind- 329 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,222 Great. 330 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,925 Oh I'm seeing somebody, now. 331 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,127 which is purely by way of information, 332 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,931 it's make any sort of awkward- Hi Lydia. 333 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,199 Hi. 334 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,769 Do you need something? 335 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:27,975 No. Nope. 336 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,742 How are you? I'm good. 337 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,144 Yeah, how's acting? 338 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,412 Acting? yeah. 339 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:37,150 Um, no I'm just ah-- you know, team leading. 340 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,185 Right. 341 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,921 --this is where the magic happened. 342 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,024 I called it "the prep zone--" 343 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,025 Hey! 344 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,961 Casey Klein, Casey Klein? 345 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,329 Oh my god! 346 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,299 Ron? What're you doing here? 347 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,035 Oh, Mandy, Casey. I was her boss. 348 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,069 are you guys are back togeth-? 349 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,171 No. 350 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,440 How's Soup R Crackers? 351 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,544 Great experience, unbelievable. 352 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,379 That's great, Ron- I'm really happy for yo-- 353 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,017 But this is the best part, this beauty, 354 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,252 Mandy came in to apply for a cashier job 355 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,054 and I just had this feeling, you know, 356 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,356 I just wanted to make her happy. 357 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,325 So he hired me. 358 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,860 yeah, mission accomplished. 359 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,996 Until it cratered, Which sucks, 360 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,198 Cuz now I'm at IHOP and it blows- 361 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,566 But ,what do you mean it cratered? 362 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,469 What happened? Nothing! 363 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,205 Nothing, nothing happened, I did everything right! 364 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,207 It should've been huge. 365 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,277 Bad economy, what do you think of? 366 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,878 Soup Kitchens, Bread lines. 367 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,880 All you can eat salad, right? 368 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,283 But what's corporate do with this opportunity? 369 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,553 They fuckin' go bankrupt. 370 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,988 Ron, we gonna get the autograph 371 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,423 or just look at bars and kitchens? 372 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,860 Yes, yes, Autograph! 373 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,362 Good to see you, Ron. 374 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,498 Ah, good memories. 375 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567 I'm coming, I'm sorry. 376 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,835 Yeah, so it's weird night. 377 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,172 That girl is like eleven. 378 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,173 Huh, glasses? 379 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,075 Glasses. Glasses. 380 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,010 Henry. Hey. 381 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,080 can you remind your guys to lock the door 382 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,247 when they go to the van? 383 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,983 Because people try to sneak in. 384 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,884 Of course sir, I'll take care of it. 385 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,353 And can you tell the bartender to go easy on the booze, 386 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,854 cause it's-- Sure, yeah. 387 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,156 Good, good, 388 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,857 No picnic, being boss, huh? 389 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,993 That's true. 390 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,529 "We having fun yet?" You look like that guy. 391 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,597 From those beer ads. 392 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,866 Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot. 393 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,569 I mean everything you said, I'm doing it. 394 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,471 They're just not going for it. 395 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,941 The contempt part's really is important. 396 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,910 I have total contempt. 397 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,579 for these dumb bitches like, brainless- 398 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,148 I don't know what to tell you, Roman. 399 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,017 You want to have sex with them? Yes! 400 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,884 Okay, well that's the problem, you have to not want it. 401 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,486 If you want it they're not into it. 402 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,589 It's like xeno's paradox- 403 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,358 I can't see shit without my glasses. 404 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,428 Is that blond hot? 405 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,562 the one with the tights with the eyeliner? 406 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,896 I don't know I can't tell. 407 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,964 It's a man. 408 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,299 Fuckin' shit. 409 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,500 I think I saw some pretty damaged looking slunts 410 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,036 over by the snack try though. 411 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,270 That's my type. Do it. 412 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,073 Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal, 413 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,207 I have a very special lady friend, 414 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,743 who'd love you autograph. Fuck off loser. 415 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,513 Excuse me. 416 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,150 Hey, you must be the new guy. 417 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,184 Yeah. 418 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,618 Hey, hey, how's it going with Henry? 419 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,454 It is going fine with Henry. 420 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,688 Thank you for asking again. 421 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,689 I'm Dennis. 422 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,058 You must be Uda. 423 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,260 What no. I'm Casey. 424 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,561 That's so weird that you'd say Uda. 425 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,430 I just, Well I know Henry is dating this caterer Uda, So-- 426 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:43,336 Henry's dating Uda Bengt? 427 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,374 Blonde, works for Valhalla catering? 428 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,610 Isn't it something how guys always rebound 429 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,212 to your opposite? 430 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,214 My ex, his new girlfriend, 431 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,049 is a professional athlete, 432 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,218 She's got triceps that would make her hat fly off. 433 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,120 Hey. How's it going guys? 434 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,488 Ah, fine-- 435 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,624 Casey, may I speak to you in the next room for a moment? 436 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,026 Um, sure, what do you need help with? 437 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,095 Nothing, I don't need anything. 438 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,197 I thought we were doing the getaway. 439 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,731 What are you talking about, what does that even mean 440 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,999 Doing the getaway. 441 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,101 Didn't you give the sign? 442 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,368 I didn't do the sign. 443 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,369 I don't know what the sign is. 444 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,604 You totally did the sign. 445 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,106 It's this. 446 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,975 There's no way, I've never done that in my life. 447 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,246 So, the host complained you're making the drinks too strong- 448 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,980 Am I gonna get fired, man? 449 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,048 How intense would that be--? 450 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,550 You are terminated. 451 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,052 Give me your key card. 452 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,454 He just wants to save on booze. 453 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,557 Okay, well, Pinching pennies, I never thought of that. 454 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,127 That is fuckin' adorable. 455 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,262 This whole thing is awesome, thank you so much. 456 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,663 No problem. 457 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,565 Hey what's going on with you and Casey? 458 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,699 Nothing. Why? 459 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,767 Just, when I talked about your girlfriend, 460 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602 she got a little weird. 461 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,777 weird like upset or-- Just weird. 462 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,514 Weird. 463 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,583 Just those eyes, those vacant eyes, 464 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,286 so what do I do, I give them something to live for 465 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,488 sort of a direction, a hope, a future. 466 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,157 You guys ever heard of Nitche? 467 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,159 Hey, Jackal Onassis, man, 468 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,562 Hey I just wanna say, I really respect your act. 469 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,796 I'm in a band myself, 470 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,600 Yeah I bet you are, what is it emo pop bullshit? 471 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,670 It's kind of like emo, but, like, poweremo, 472 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,305 That sounds shittier than emo. 473 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,573 You guys play around? 474 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,408 Yeah, at Cherry, Ice Castle. 475 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,442 You should check us out. 476 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,743 You guys would fuckin' love us. 477 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,179 Wait, how many albums have I sold? 478 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,180 Eight million. 479 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,314 That's right, eight million, 480 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,715 So why the fuck are you guys talking to him--? 481 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,250 We've got a show coming up next weekend. 482 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,719 You guys should come, I'll put you on the list. 483 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,354 Wait, were you on "Society Kids?" 484 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,655 Yeah yeah. 485 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,392 You were the Harvard guy? 486 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,526 I do a lot of acting, 487 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,127 And some modeling- 488 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,329 Ah security. 489 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,264 What's the problem, sir? 490 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,300 I'm trying to talk to these girls. 491 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,168 And the problem is--? 492 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,336 He's talking to them. 493 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,737 But, from a security angle-- 494 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,473 Hey man, I just wanted to say, I have mad respect for you. 495 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,575 Hey, give me you guys' names. 496 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,480 Are you fuckin' serious? 497 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:13,586 Oh my god, I'm like your hugest fan. 498 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,223 I'll do anything for an autograph. 499 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,793 Anything? 500 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,629 Home sweet home. 501 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,163 Lemme just find a pen, 502 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,132 Those skulls are awesome. 503 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,769 Yeah I'm thinkin' of getting rid of them, they're old. 504 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,571 You want me to sign, one of these photos? 505 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,540 Actually, would you mind doing two? 506 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,209 Okay, your want one for your friend? 507 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,444 For my twins. 508 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,688 Sorry. 509 00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,533 She says she's okay, but I worry. 510 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,669 You know what, Henry's the one I'm worried about. 511 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,237 Henry? Why? 512 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,772 Yeah, she dumped him. 513 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,140 Yeah booked a gig, left him high and dry. 514 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,142 It was fuckin' cold. 515 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,778 Ah, he didn't mention that to me. 516 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,247 He probably feels emasculated 517 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,215 and super embarrassed and stuff. 518 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,417 Sure he does, that's classic Henry, right Kyle? 519 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,518 That's right. 520 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,152 And now they have to work together. 521 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,789 Can you even image what he must have done to her? 522 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,257 Malibu and coke. 523 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,328 Has anybody seen my little lady friend? 524 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,662 What are you lookin-- 525 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,299 Ah-- I warned him. 526 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,700 Workplace romance. 527 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,435 Bad idea. 528 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,237 I've got a team to run, these two are screwing in closet. 529 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,373 Seizing that desperate moment amid the drudgery, 530 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,641 That is some real life, you guys. 531 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,510 Henry and Casey aren't even right for each other. 532 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,645 Henry's much better off with Uda. 533 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,879 You can tell there's something still there 534 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,515 they're totally awkward together. 535 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,817 Wait...Henry's dating Uda Bengt? 536 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:58,525 Yeah. Totally. 537 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,561 Ah can I talk to you for a minute? 538 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,962 Yeah. 539 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,465 If this is weird for you, I can totally get Alan 540 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,599 to send someone else. 541 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,967 No, no- It's no big deal. 542 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,736 Not at all. 543 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,972 Well Dennis told me you're seeing Uda, 544 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:17,344 So if you told Dennis that and you didn't tell me. 545 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,346 then I figure that things probably kind of weird for you. 546 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,481 Well, I going to tell you, but-- 547 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,882 What? 548 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,651 I didn't want it to be awkward. 549 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,487 Well I don't want it to be awkward either. 550 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,622 Obviously, but it kind of is. 551 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,891 So I don't know. 552 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,560 Well if it's too weird, I can call Alan, 553 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,395 and have Mundo here for tomorrow. 554 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,663 It's up to you. 555 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,307 Not the sign. 556 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,844 I don't know, okay I don't, I can't-- 557 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,245 Here look, I have a coin, 558 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:57,517 I'll flip a coin? How 'bout that? 559 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,519 Whoooo! I got it! 560 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,287 He is so cool! 561 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,389 You got the autograph? 562 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,424 Yeah! On my tits! 563 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:09,396 Oh. On both of them? 564 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,797 It doesn't say Jackal Onassis. 565 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,265 Maybe it's his real name, I don't know what it is- 566 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,501 Arnold Shirling. 567 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,802 And look. 568 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,905 And look, Lucky I shaved yesterday. 569 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,907 "Roman DeBeers." 570 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,375 What's that? 571 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,945 Roman DeBe-- 572 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,647 Roman! 573 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,681 What? 574 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:29,816 Roman! 575 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:33,953 Who's that? 576 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,955 Heads. 577 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,924 So I'll stay. 578 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,026 So heads we stay? 579 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,662 I was heads? Yeah. Okay, good. 580 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,432 Come on you asshole, You fucking weasel! 581 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,733 That's my lady friend! 582 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,401 What the fuck, man! 583 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,069 She said anything about a boyfriend. 584 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,839 Ron, god, don't embarrass me. 585 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,407 God, is that Roman? 586 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,742 I told you, crazy night. 587 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,544 You can't be jealous, he's a superstar-- 588 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:01,347 No, listen to me, that isn't Jackal Onassis! 589 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,450 It's Roman. I was his boss! 590 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,351 I knew it, see he had no aura. 591 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,019 Wait, so who just signed my tits 592 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,055 and veejay wasn't Jackal Onassis, 593 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,390 it was just some guy? 594 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,692 The difference is what folks, come on? 595 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:13,760 Oh, yuck! 596 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,994 Kill him, Ron! 597 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,162 I'm gonna fuckin' rip your-- 598 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:24,403 [ groaning ] 599 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,705 What the fuck? 600 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:26,706 How long does this last? 601 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,508 Jackal, I'll handle it. 602 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,876 All right, Where's her wristband? 603 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,744 Do they even have passes? How'd they get in? 604 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,513 How'd you get in here? 605 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,915 He let us in. 606 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,083 Henry? 607 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,618 Come on, you're suppose to be the leader, 608 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:39,719 and set an example. 609 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,020 Now I'm gonna have to call your boss. 610 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,622 Okay, she meant me. 611 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,756 I let them in. 612 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,592 Yeah, it's the bartender. 613 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,626 I'm really sorry, boss. 614 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,561 Please don't fire me. 615 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,829 Right. 616 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:51,664 Right. 617 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,368 Don't worry Jeff, I'll take care of this. 618 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,770 Dennis. 619 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,005 You're fired. 620 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,576 His first day. 621 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,545 Poor Dennis. 622 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,484 What a night. 623 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,785 And I got fired. 624 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,053 Thanks for that man. 625 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,589 Glad you enjoyed it. 626 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,991 You picked the right career choice. 627 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,528 Actually, I wanted to be an actor- 628 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,130 Nah. Fame's a curse, man. 629 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,397 I go back to a the gilded cage, 630 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,800 you get to go home, hang with Uda. 631 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,937 eat leftovers and watch The Mentalist on tivo- 632 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,404 I don't know what that is. 633 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:33,706 It's a show. 634 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,575 A guy who solves crimes using his mind. 635 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,009 It's Uda's favorite. 636 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,078 It's okay. 637 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,549 I envy you, Henry. 638 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,951 So here's what's happenin, we're going to the hotel, 639 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,418 we're gonna order some food, 640 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,554 we're gonna watch some-- 641 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,688 What was it? 642 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,989 The Mentalist. 643 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,891 I love that show. 644 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,159 Let's go. 645 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,538 * 646 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,615 * 647 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,826 Well I don't feel uncomfortable about 648 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,060 a lot of this. 649 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,897 So, I'm personally looking forward to 650 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,965 being friendly co-workers. Okay. 651 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,602 Working side by side in the trenches. 652 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,504 Well, side by side, technically. 653 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,772 I am your boss... 654 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,641 so don't forget that. 655 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:55,521 She is gonna be the death of me. 656 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:59,692 But I can't help it. I love her so much. 657 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,493 Henry, can you do me a favor? 658 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:02,762 I can try. 659 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:03,830 Mandy's all I got. 660 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,899 I just, I just wanna make her happy. 661 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:09,636 and I have no money coming in 662 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,970 she's bleeding me dry, 663 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:14,173 Can you talk to Alan Duck, see if-- 664 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:19,011 see if maybe he'll give me my old job back? 665 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:24,016 I'll see what I can do. Yeah. 666 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:27,086 The autograph. If she still wants it. 667 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,521 Henry. 668 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,058 Thank you, so much. 669 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,192 Ahh! 670 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,293 Mandy, I got it! 671 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,895 Didn't I say I was gonna get it?! 672 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,797 I got it, I got it! 673 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:41,868 [ smooching ] 674 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,004 * 675 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,047 * 676 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:15,067 * 677 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:35,121 * 678 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,592 ** 679 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,228 Tree!