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<i>Everybody tells me</i>
<i>That it's so hard to make it</i>

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<i>It's so hard to break in</i>

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<i>There's no way to fake it</i>

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<i>Everybody tells me</i>
<i>That it's wrong what I'm feeling</i>

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<i>I shouldn't believe in</i>
<i>The dreams that I'm dreaming</i>

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<i>I hear it every day</i>

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<i>I hear it all the time</i>

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<i>I'm never gonna amount to much</i>
<i>But they're never gonna change my mind</i>

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<i>Tell me, tell me</i>
<i>Tell me somethin' I don't know</i>

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<i>Somethin' I don't know</i>

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<i>Somethin' I don't know</i>

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<i>How many inches in a mile?</i>
<i>What it takes to make you smile?</i>

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<i>Get you not to treat me like</i>
<i>A child, baby</i>

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Mary!

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How can I be an artist
when you can't be bothered to do your job?

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Which, by the way,
is fetching me bubbly water.

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- Are you trying to ruin me?
- I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

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There are people
who would just kill for this job.

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Important people.

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Bubble me now or you're grounded.
Stay out of my dressing room.

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I hate your energy.
It's ugly and sad and lonely.

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Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Mary.
That was the last bottle of bubbly.

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No, thank you, Britt.
Your mom's gonna kill me.

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- Not my problem.
- So true.

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Um, they told me to tell you
you're holding the whole shoot up.

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And you work for us, in case you forgot.

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Oh, how could I ever forget?

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Oh, it's a tragic story.
Her mother was one of my dancers.

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Truth to tell, probably the weak link.

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But then she died.

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And I needed some help around the house,
so I took her little brat in.

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I'm really a saint, you know?

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Dominique, turtledove.
Listen, we're a bit behind schedule.

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What I need from you is
I need you to be a little cuddle...

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...and shake that moneymaker
before I'm brown bread.

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I have no idea what you are saying.

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What's with the attitude?

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We are so good to you.

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You may live in the 90210,
but you're still just a zero.

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We live in the 90211, genius.

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Mary, bubbles! Now!

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Coming, Dominique.

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Is that true?

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3C, take one. Mark.

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<i>I'm on hold for you</i>

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<i>I keep pushing number one and two</i>

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<i>That's me, Dominique.</i>

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<i>I'm singing my number-one hit,</i>
<i>"On Hold 4 You."</i>

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<i>For an hour or two</i>
<i>On hold for you</i>

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<i>You know, I'm not just</i>
<i>a pop star, I'm also a human being.</i>

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<i>And I've suffered</i>
<i>from embarrassing back acne for years.</i>

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When they used
to shoot my music videos...

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...they had to digitally remove
my entire back...

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...and my arms...

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...and my legs.

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I looked terrible and I sued everyone.
It was embarrassing.

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Not since I've been using
Baby Got Bacne Vanishing Cream.

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<i>Baby Got Bacne works</i>
<i>by destroying blemishes...</i>

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<i>... pores and all surrounding skin.</i>

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<i>I like clear skin and that's the truth</i>

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<i>All you sisters just look uncouth</i>

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<i>You give your man a heart attack</i>

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<i>'Cause you got acne on your back</i>

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<i>Baby Got Bacne</i>

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<i>Live bacne-free.</i>

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I'm not gonna do
that old lizard's talk show again.

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He's got a serious case
of the grab-hands.

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Not that I mind that sort of thing
from someone under 90.

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This semester is so gonna rock.

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Oh, tell me something I don't know.

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Because I know that
and I know everything.

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- There's laundry to do.
- Okay.

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He's coming back
for the rest of the year.

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I mean, how hot is that?

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Like surface-of-the-sun hot.

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- Don't you dare turn on that TV set.
- Okay.

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- Yeah.
- Turn it, turn it, turn it.

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<i>I'm here at Beverly Glen High School,</i>
<i>where there's nothing but buzz, buzz, buzz.</i>

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<i>Fresh from his fourth world tour...</i>

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<i>... teen heartthrob Joey Parker has decided</i>
<i>to bring his triple threat of singing...</i>

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<i>... dancing and breaking hearts</i>
<i>back home to the Hills.</i>

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<i>That girl, baby</i>

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Oh...

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<i>She knew she's just that girl</i>
<i>She knew she's just that girl</i>

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<i>Joey, can you</i>
<i>give me any information...</i>

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<i>... about what you're doing in the future?</i>

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<i>Just get back to my roots, take</i>
<i>my senior year off, go back to school.</i>

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<i>I'm just trying to keep it real.</i>

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<i>How does JP plan to keep it real?</i>

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<i>Joey and his record label are sponsoring</i>
<i>a huge dance competition...</i>

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<i>... where one lucky student</i>
<i>will win the opportunity...</i>

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<i>... to dance with JP in his next video.</i>

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<i>So all you dancers in waiting,</i>
<i>it's time to get your freak on.</i>

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<i>Mary, I need you pronto, now.</i>
<i>You forgot to TiVo my soaps.</i>

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Oh...

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Sorry, Dominique, I'll be right there.

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<i>Can you feel that?</i>

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- What?
- <i>I'm choking you from a distance.</i>

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<i>Choking you!</i>

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- Hey.
- Hey. What up?

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Tami, you should really get
this thing fixed.

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Thing? Don't hurt her feelings
or she'll break down for good.

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We have to respect the Great Pumpkin.

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You're so weird, Tami.

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Hey, you think my leather
goes with my tutu?

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You look amazing, as always.

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It's a Tami original.

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I figured I should dress in style
for our last semester together, ever.

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Aw... Do you think you could
survive senior year without me?

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I'm gonna start my own clothing line
and become a billionaire.

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And you'll be a superstar
in dance school...

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...and on weekends, I'll pick you up in my
private jet and we'll go shopping in Paris.

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- Wow.
- Embrace your awesomeness.

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Tami, I have to get into dance school
before I embrace my awesomeness.

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Shut up, you're gonna get in.

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Don't even pretend to think otherwise.

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Yeah, I'm telling you.
Seriously, it's better for your skin.

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It's called the one-sip diet.

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I am so sorry, Mary.
I didn't even see you standing there.

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It's like you were totally invisible.

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Check out my totally invisible finger.

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- Halloween was in October, tutu.
- Then why are you dressed like a tool?

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That was code for "Your butt rules."
Which it totally does.

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Tell me something I don't know.

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Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker!

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I love drama. It's so dramatic.

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- Let's go before we get trampled.
- Okay.

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Hey.

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What's up, everybody?

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh.

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Make way, people. No touching.

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God, all right, JP's here.

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Hey, Joey, party at my house
on Friday, dude.

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I'm gonna be in your contest, Joey.
You wanna practice in private?

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Maybe. Ha-ha.

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- Oh, my God. I love you so much.
- Hey, thanks.

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That's nasty. JP, step over that.

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I don't want you to feel like
a prepackaged piece of meat.

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Your words, not mine.

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I just want you to chillax.
And remember, I got your bacne.

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- <i>I got bacne, you got bacne, we got bacne...</i>
- Don't even get started with her.

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Ow! Oh...

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Sorry. Sorry, I wasn't looking, I just...

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Hey, Joey, long time no kiss.

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Are you okay?

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Wow, Natalia, hi.

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You can't call me back?

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I was on tour, in Japan, you know?

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It was such a long year without you.

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Look, um, Natalia...

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First things first. I heard
that you were coming to dance class.

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<i>Save me.</i>

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Nice tutu.

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Thanks.

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- I think.
- I'm Dustin.

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But the people call me the Funk.

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Well, that's unfortunate.

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Ah. Feisty, yeah. I like feisty.

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I'll see you around.

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Why would I wanna go out
with a guy named the Funk?

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Because he's cute.

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What's your damage, Mary?

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Nothing. What's your damage?

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This is our hallway.

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Or did you trolls forget that?

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Oh, yeah? You want a piece of me?

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Come on, Tami, it's not even worth it.

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What's a troll?

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Hey, Natalia. It was a tragedy
when you and Joey broke up.

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Seeing him must feel like getting dumped
all over again.

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Joey and I will be together again
before the Black and White Ball.

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Good afternoon, class.

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It's one thing to dance with your feet.

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It's another thing
to dance with your heart.

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Let's start with some sun salutations.

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Inhale and exhale...

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...and inhale and exhale.

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Oh, my God. It's Joey Parker!

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- Hey, what's up?
- Joey.

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Joey, as I live and dance,
I'm so glad you had the time to stop by.

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How could I say no to you?

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Girls and boys, I know all of you
are planning on enrolling in his competition.

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I thought you might like
to learn some moves...

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...from the man who made them famous:

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Joey Parker.

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- Okay, how you guys doing?
- Great.

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Yeah?
You ready to show me what you got?

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Okay, nice.
I'm gonna start off the combination.

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I'm gonna show it to you slow
and then we speed it up, okay? Follow me.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Hit, one, two...

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That's right.

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Five, six, watch me.

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One, two. Three, four...

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Seven and eight. One, two...

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Five, six, and seven, and eight.

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One, two.

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Let's just do the whole thing up to tempo,
you ready?

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Okay, your energy's about a five,
I need a 10.

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Here we go.

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Oh, come on.

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Okay, okay. You guys got
the moves down. That was great.

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Why don't we do it again?
We'll break it down, do it slower.

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So you can put your own style on it.
And make it your own.

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We'll start in the same spot.
Here we go, ready?

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And five, six.

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And five, six, seven, eight.

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Oh!

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Yeah.

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Okay, one last time.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Nice. Now, if you guys can dance
like that in the competition...

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...we're gonna have some serious fun.

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- What did I say about cell phones in class?
- Oh!

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<i>Where are you?</i>

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The most important luncheon of my life
and you forget?

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I'm sorry. I'm on my way.
I'll be there soon.

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I don't want whispered excuses.

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I want crab puffs on a tray.

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Hello?

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I have crab puffs to make.

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Then you know who's coming over.

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It's just your crush: Joey Parker.

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I don't have a crush on Joey Parker.

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Oh, no? Then what's this?

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<i>Hi, I'm Mary and I'd like to send this video</i>
<i>to Joey Parker because he rocks.</i>

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What's this? A freakish stalker...

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...with an embarrassing crush on Joey.
- Snap.

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You went through my stuff.

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No, just watch. It gets better.

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<i>I love you so much, Joey.</i>

233
00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:27,773
<i>And you're totally kissable.</i>

234
00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:31,541
<i>This is for you.</i>

235
00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,218
The dork princess.

236
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,986
Troll. She's a troll.

237
00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:48,992
That's not our only copy.

238
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,494
Jinx, give me your Vera Wang.

239
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:51,825
Give me your Jimmy Choo.

240
00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:53,523
- No, seriously?
- I said it first.

241
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,566
- You shut up.
- Oh, stop.

242
00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:58,796
- That's it.
- Ow! Mom!

243
00:16:00,808 --> 00:16:02,469
Have another crab puff, Rod.

244
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:06,338
Mom, he's hungry. It's been 40 minutes.

245
00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,609
Look, you asked me to come, I'm here.

246
00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:13,220
- But five more minutes and I'm out.
- I'm right behind you, JP.

247
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,348
Joey, I know that you and Dominique
have had your differences...

248
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:22,963
...but try not to bring up
the time she dissed you on <i>TRL.</i>

249
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,154
She didn't mean it.

250
00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:27,199
How do you call someone overrated
and not mean it? That's just disrespect.

251
00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:28,460
Shh.

252
00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:34,607
Joey, doing a duet with Dominique
means reaching her audience.

253
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,208
Like Daddy and I.

254
00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:38,611
And if doing a duet means that Mommy...

255
00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:44,544
- The family can have another house, well...
- Okay, Mom, you have a house.

256
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:45,843
Okay?

257
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,989
Nobody's bought a Dominique CD
in years. I mean, she's not cool.

258
00:16:49,156 --> 00:16:50,180
I think she's cool.

259
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:53,159
Thank you. Exactly.

260
00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:54,817
Hi.

261
00:16:55,730 --> 00:17:00,326
Look at all of these beautiful people.

262
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,628
Well, I'm so sorry
to keep you all waiting.

263
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:06,204
But it took 20 minutes
to descend the staircase.

264
00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,842
But it was worth it, don't you think?

265
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:10,700
Hello, Rod. No, no.

266
00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:13,176
Evie. No, no, no.

267
00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:15,542
- Young man whose name I don't know.
- I'm...

268
00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:16,910
Oh. Shh.

269
00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,052
Wow, that's some dress.

270
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:22,314
Oh, yeah?
I'm wearing this in my next video.

271
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:25,425
It's a duet, great stuff.

272
00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:27,686
Hello, Grammy. Ha-ha-ha.

273
00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:31,395
But enough about me, for now.

274
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,995
Oh, let me help you.

275
00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,396
- Yeah. Um...
- Thank you.

276
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,434
Look, Dominique...

277
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:41,507
...I'm not doing the duet with you, okay?

278
00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,337
No, listen to what she has to say.

279
00:17:43,511 --> 00:17:44,842
- Zip it, Rod.
- Or not.

280
00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,037
Drinks, we need drinks. Mary?

281
00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:49,344
Well, thanks, but I don't drink.

282
00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:52,179
- Oh, my God.
- Sorry. Thank you.

283
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:54,919
Of course you don't, darling boy,
but I do.

284
00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:56,886
- Okay.
- I drink.

285
00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,455
- So, Joey...
- I'll get you one.

286
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:00,685
...asked anyone
to the Black and White Ball yet?

287
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:03,056
You have a crab puff in your teeth, Britt.

288
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,391
- You should really take me to the ball.
- Yeah.

289
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,399
I speak French. How about you?

290
00:18:08,569 --> 00:18:09,831
Thanks, yeah.

291
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:13,496
Look, Dominique, I'm kind of on a break
right now, so...

292
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:17,132
You all must be famished.
First course, Mary. Now.

293
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:21,314
Joey would gladly take a break
from his break.

294
00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:24,280
No. No, no.
Actually, I am focusing on school.

295
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:28,411
- I'm just hanging with friends, you know?
- That's right. The new JP.

296
00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:29,817
Who are you?

297
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,458
I'm Joey Parker's manager.

298
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,321
Oh, please ignore him.

299
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,122
I'm Joey's manager.

300
00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:37,958
You have two managers?

301
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,794
- Apparently.
- You must be a real handful.

302
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,401
Wanna make out?

303
00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:44,435
You know, actually, technically, I'm...

304
00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:47,904
Oh, shut up, Rod. Even I know
you're completely inconsequential.

305
00:18:48,075 --> 00:18:49,633
You see? It's not just me.

306
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,971
This is why I did not wanna come today.

307
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,075
You're all nuts.

308
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:58,350
You can either do the duet with me
and become a superstar...

309
00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:03,252
...or you can fade away
into teenybopper obscurity.

310
00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:06,154
Okay. I've heard enough, okay?

311
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:08,795
Joey Parker is a man
that needs to do things his way.

312
00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:14,026
He needs to keep it real. So from here
on out, I'm Joey Parker's only manager.

313
00:19:14,201 --> 00:19:15,725
I think we're done here. Let's go.

314
00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:17,200
Thanks for everything.

315
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,832
We keep meeting like this.

316
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,638
You have shrimp in your hair.

317
00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:26,939
Come on.

318
00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:28,445
- You all right?
- That's nuts.

319
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,481
- You hear how he...?
- I don't care!

320
00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:32,278
- Are you ready?
- Mary?

321
00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:33,477
Let's go.

322
00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:38,523
You will clean this room spotless
in 30 minutes. Rod.

323
00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:43,619
And your phone privileges are suspended
for an entire month. Cough it up.

324
00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,163
Come on, look alive.

325
00:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,667
Clean.

326
00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,564
Joey, honey, wait.

327
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:51,796
I gotta talk to you.

328
00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:59,139
Tami, don't hate me...

329
00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:03,139
...but I don't wanna go to the ball.

330
00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:06,252
You have to go. I've been working
on our dresses for two weeks.

331
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,615
I know. I know. It's just...

332
00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:12,316
I don't know. It's on Valentine's Day.
We don't even have dates.

333
00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:15,394
Plus, everyone's gonna be wearing masks,
which is really weird.

334
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:19,329
But that's good. We can each meet
a handsome, mysterious stranger.

335
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,068
How will we know he's handsome
if he's wearing a mask?

336
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:24,761
By how he dances.
Hot guys always dance the best.

337
00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:26,463
- Anyway...
- I don't fit in here.

338
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,006
So why go and pretend like I do?

339
00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:30,609
Guys don't even know I exist.

340
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,338
Again, no one will know who anyone is.

341
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,880
There's no such thing as not fitting in.

342
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,382
If there's a guy you like,
he'll meet the real you.

343
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:42,352
Not some fake you that's been created
by the cliques at our lame-ass high school.

344
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:44,514
- Don't get me started about... What?
- Tami.

345
00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:47,320
You should really breathe
in between monologues.

346
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,122
You're going to the ball.

347
00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:52,126
Oh, I forgot to start cleaning.

348
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,832
<i>Faster.</i>

349
00:20:56,337 --> 00:20:58,532
Give it a rhythm. Make it a samba.

350
00:20:58,706 --> 00:20:59,866
Give it a:

351
00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:04,974
- Mother.
- Mommy?

352
00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:06,613
Hello, my little pretties.

353
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:10,841
This is Fabio and Paulo
and somebody else.

354
00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:14,112
I'm thinking of making one of them
my new daddy.

355
00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:16,622
I mean, your new daddy.

356
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,781
Anyway, uh...

357
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:22,019
...we were on our way to get manis
and pedis for the ball tonight.

358
00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:25,632
Which we heard Mary talking about, FYI.

359
00:21:25,799 --> 00:21:28,495
As in she's planning to go, FYI.

360
00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:30,601
Oh. Oh...

361
00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:32,636
That won't do.

362
00:21:33,574 --> 00:21:35,906
Uh, you could tell her to clean my room.

363
00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:38,237
And my closet.
I think something died in there.

364
00:21:38,412 --> 00:21:40,209
No, no, no.

365
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:46,149
I have a very special place
that needs cleaning.

366
00:21:47,988 --> 00:21:49,148
Mary?

367
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:54,421
- The twins are turning 16 next week.
- Didn't they turn 16 last year?

368
00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:58,561
Yes, and they'll keep turning 16
until I tell them to stop.

369
00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:02,725
We're having a big party
and I need this house to be spotless.

370
00:22:02,903 --> 00:22:07,169
But Tami and I are going to the ball.
Plus, I've cleaned every room in this house.

371
00:22:07,341 --> 00:22:08,933
Not...

372
00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:12,207
...my bedroom.

373
00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:19,717
You're kidding me, right?

374
00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:22,021
I'm clubbing with Paris tonight.

375
00:22:22,189 --> 00:22:25,852
It's my turn to throw the after-party.
Don't step on my hair.

376
00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:30,895
When I get home at midnight,
this room will be pristine.

377
00:22:31,065 --> 00:22:34,398
Dominique, I'd need heavy equipment.
For example, a flamethrower.

378
00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:38,067
Don't you sass me, smarty pants.

379
00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:40,298
I'll revoke your school privileges.

380
00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,704
You could say goodbye
to those trendy friends.

381
00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:48,314
Or shall I say friend,
Little Miss Not-So-Popular?

382
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,575
Ooh!

383
00:22:52,286 --> 00:22:55,585
Oh, and clean up these fish sticks.
They've been there since Lent.

384
00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,562
<i>Tami, I can't go to the ball.</i>

385
00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:05,665
"Domifreak's" making me clean
her bedroom.

386
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,168
You're in her lair?

387
00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:11,429
There are species of bugs in here
still unknown to science.

388
00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:14,005
<i>There's no way I'll finish in time.</i>

389
00:23:14,475 --> 00:23:16,443
- Wait, what if...?
<i>- Who are you talking to?</i>

390
00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:20,277
<i>When I said no phone privileges,</i>
<i>that included the landline.</i>

391
00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:22,005
I'm sorry. I have to go.

392
00:23:30,858 --> 00:23:32,223
Ugh.

393
00:24:08,896 --> 00:24:13,060
Manson, we've been looking for you
since Christmas, boy.

394
00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:15,224
You're free, boy. Go. Go, go.

395
00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,671
Go, Manson, go. You're free. Oh, hey.

396
00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:28,474
Gosh, look, I just found Manson.
And please tell me those aren't our dresses.

397
00:24:28,882 --> 00:24:31,510
I can't. Because they are.

398
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:33,346
We're going to the ball.

399
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,422
Tami, what part of "Domifreak's making me
clean her bedroom" did you not understand?

400
00:24:37,991 --> 00:24:41,392
What would you say if I told you
I could clean up the mess for you...

401
00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,655
...and Dominique would never know?

402
00:24:43,831 --> 00:24:47,597
I'd say you're my hero, but there's no way,
and you have to go to the ball.

403
00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:52,364
- Plus, you can't clean this mess up alone.
- Well, who said I was alone?

404
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:54,698
- Hi, Mary.
- Hey.

405
00:24:55,342 --> 00:24:56,707
You did this for me?

406
00:24:56,877 --> 00:24:59,607
Mary, meet my sister's
boyfriend's cousins.

407
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:02,248
Cousins, this is Mary.

408
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:04,611
Hello, hello. You go to dance?

409
00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,047
Very nice.

410
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,448
House clean by midnight?

411
00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:12,354
No problem. Like van say, "No mess...

412
00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:14,790
...too messy."
- Okay.

413
00:25:17,364 --> 00:25:18,922
This mess is too messy.

414
00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:21,624
- Lee-Ha, you promised.
- Is there a problem?

415
00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:24,737
I'm on it. Get started and hide the van.

416
00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:30,068
Isn't that him?

417
00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:33,611
No, that's not him.
Oh, that's him. No, it's not.

418
00:25:34,748 --> 00:25:36,272
Joey can dance.

419
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,884
When we see a guy who can move,
we'll have our man.

420
00:25:39,052 --> 00:25:41,145
Let me know when you find him.

421
00:25:41,321 --> 00:25:44,256
Hey, we were just looking for you.

422
00:25:44,425 --> 00:25:47,223
Yeah, I'm sure you were.

423
00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:50,827
- Nice mask.
- Nice dress.

424
00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:52,989
Nice face.

425
00:25:54,735 --> 00:25:56,498
Hey, ladies, hey.

426
00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:59,662
Boo, where you going?
All the funk you need is right here.

427
00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:04,403
Man.

428
00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:06,107
Hey, man.

429
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,475
Why did you tell me this
was a costume party?

430
00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:10,082
It is the Black and White Ball.

431
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,842
You look good, man. This is sharp.

432
00:26:12,019 --> 00:26:14,044
I do clean up good, huh?

433
00:26:15,255 --> 00:26:17,689
I guess I'm not the only one
who didn't get the memo.

434
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,693
- Who is that?
- No idea.

435
00:26:23,864 --> 00:26:25,297
But I'm gonna find out.

436
00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:27,131
Everyone's looking at me.

437
00:26:27,301 --> 00:26:30,202
Who's the Lohan
who decided to make her own rules?

438
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:32,429
You need a drink.
Punch bowl, straight ahead.

439
00:26:32,606 --> 00:26:36,042
I don't know, but she looks good.

440
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:41,044
I mean, not good like us. Good like bad.
Pff.

441
00:26:42,382 --> 00:26:45,146
- Here they come.
- All right, be cool. Be cool.

442
00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:52,453
Hi.

443
00:26:52,893 --> 00:26:56,727
You really know how to make an entrance.
That, uh, dress is amazing.

444
00:26:57,798 --> 00:27:00,733
Thank you. That's a nice cape.

445
00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:04,736
I mean, coat. It's a nice coat...

446
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:07,233
- What should I do?
- Say something. Anything.

447
00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:09,136
- He's cute.
- Um...

448
00:27:09,309 --> 00:27:11,869
Hey, do you want some punch?

449
00:27:12,312 --> 00:27:14,075
Or you have some... Cool, okay.

450
00:27:20,988 --> 00:27:22,148
Weird.

451
00:27:22,322 --> 00:27:24,688
- Are you supposed to be Cupid?
- Yeah. Smart girl.

452
00:27:25,259 --> 00:27:26,317
Dope, right?

453
00:27:26,493 --> 00:27:29,758
With these arrows of love,
somebody gonna fall hard tonight.

454
00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:32,262
- Is that so?
- Yeah.

455
00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,627
Usually, I'm a lot cooler than this.

456
00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:37,599
I'm actually, like,
Joey Parker's best friend, see?

457
00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:40,899
- Is that supposed to impress me?
- Yeah, a little.

458
00:27:41,341 --> 00:27:43,366
You wanna see my Cupid dance?

459
00:27:53,754 --> 00:27:56,450
- What was that?
- I don't usually come to these things.

460
00:27:56,623 --> 00:27:57,920
Yeah, me too.

461
00:27:58,091 --> 00:28:00,457
What? Wait. Do you, um, wanna...?

462
00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:02,390
Wait. You don't like to dance?

463
00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:03,791
Sorry, what?

464
00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:06,295
- Do you wanna...?
- Hey.

465
00:28:06,466 --> 00:28:08,127
Can I ask you to dance?

466
00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:11,729
Yes, I'd love to.

467
00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:18,372
Now, don't take this the wrong way...

468
00:28:18,545 --> 00:28:21,275
...but I have never seen anything like you
in my life.

469
00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,348
- That's a good thing, right?
- Yes.

470
00:28:23,517 --> 00:28:25,041
Dance with me, Cupid-man.

471
00:28:29,556 --> 00:28:32,719
Do me a favor. Can you play this for me?
Track five.

472
00:28:32,893 --> 00:28:34,861
Here, hold this for me.

473
00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:36,017
Hey.

474
00:28:37,397 --> 00:28:39,456
Shake it, baby.

475
00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:40,890
Nice.

476
00:28:52,613 --> 00:28:55,741
- What was that?
- I guess the music just speaks to me.

477
00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:04,389
Well, I guess
we don't have a language barrier.

478
00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:09,160
Isn't that funny? I just love monkeys too.
Anyway, she'd...

479
00:29:11,064 --> 00:29:12,656
Look at him move.

480
00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:14,460
That has to be Joey.

481
00:29:14,635 --> 00:29:16,762
But who's the tramp?

482
00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:42,118
Ow.

483
00:30:21,568 --> 00:30:22,694
Oh...

484
00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,530
Oh, hey, are you okay?

485
00:30:27,607 --> 00:30:28,767
You were amazing.

486
00:30:28,942 --> 00:30:30,933
No, I wasn't. I fell.

487
00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:35,605
Joey?

488
00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:42,850
I have to go.

489
00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:46,191
I have to go. Can I have it back?

490
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,725
- Today?
- Is that Joey?

491
00:30:48,895 --> 00:30:50,362
Wait, wait...

492
00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:52,020
- I'm late.
- Where are you...?

493
00:30:52,866 --> 00:30:54,265
Wait.

494
00:31:01,341 --> 00:31:02,933
Oh, my God. That was...

495
00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:06,079
- Holy cow...
- I feel like I have to throw up.

496
00:31:06,246 --> 00:31:08,908
Tami, if I don't get home by midnight,
I am dead.

497
00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:11,141
You were dancing with Joey Parker.

498
00:31:11,318 --> 00:31:14,549
I fell on my butt with Joey Parker.
God, I knew I shouldn't have come.

499
00:31:14,721 --> 00:31:18,555
- He was into you.
- Because he didn't know who I was.

500
00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,315
You really think he was into me?

501
00:31:29,669 --> 00:31:33,435
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, this can't be happening.

502
00:31:58,732 --> 00:32:02,691
I am not doing
that old diva's talk show again.

503
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:04,869
She's got a serious... What?

504
00:32:05,939 --> 00:32:07,270
Oh, God.

505
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,706
She's got a serious case
of the grab-hands.

506
00:32:13,413 --> 00:32:16,246
No, no, no, she's right behind me.
Go, go, go.

507
00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:21,347
No, no, no!

508
00:32:21,521 --> 00:32:24,456
That's my answer
to all those talk shows. No!

509
00:32:29,229 --> 00:32:31,823
Go that way, that way, that way. Go.

510
00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:41,403
Hmm. Well, it seems you managed
to follow orders.

511
00:32:41,942 --> 00:32:43,068
For once.

512
00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:46,002
Why are you wearing my robe?

513
00:32:46,379 --> 00:32:49,576
I was admiring its silky quality.

514
00:32:52,819 --> 00:32:57,347
You like my after-party?
It's a total rager, isn't it? Ha-ha.

515
00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,419
Oh, it's not a rager at all.

516
00:33:00,594 --> 00:33:02,687
No one's coming.

517
00:33:02,963 --> 00:33:06,922
I'm a Little Miss Not-So-Popular too.

518
00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:10,903
God, I'm so tired.

519
00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,207
<i>Thank you.</i>

520
00:33:23,884 --> 00:33:28,514
All right, now, look. If you pull this off,
you will be the prince of all princes, okay?

521
00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:32,215
- Now, just let me talk to the teacher.
- Why aren't you two in class?

522
00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:37,361
I have a huge favor to ask, Miss B.

523
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:40,090
I need to find somebody
who was at the dance last night.

524
00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:42,132
And if you don't, you'll die?

525
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:45,297
I think I might.

526
00:33:47,073 --> 00:33:48,973
- No way.
- Yeah.

527
00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,804
Whoever she was, she was a freak show.

528
00:33:51,978 --> 00:33:54,811
Totally.
Who runs away from Joey Parker?

529
00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:56,243
Not me.

530
00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:58,213
She'll never show her face now.

531
00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:03,217
We missed you at the ball, Mary.

532
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,325
I guess a maid's job is just never done.

533
00:34:09,963 --> 00:34:13,626
This is an administrative announcement
from the administrative office.

534
00:34:16,202 --> 00:34:17,396
What's up?

535
00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,765
You're on the mike
with the Funk master.

536
00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:25,341
- Okay, very funny. Keep the voices down.
- <i>Check it out. Listen up.</i>

537
00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:27,844
<i>Once upon a time</i>
<i>There was this chill hottie</i>

538
00:34:28,014 --> 00:34:30,414
<i>She left Joey Parker</i>
<i>Now, that was real naughty</i>

539
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,574
<i>Now here's JP just to tell you more</i>

540
00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,186
<i>Now, put down your pencils</i>
<i>And give JP the floor</i>

541
00:34:35,355 --> 00:34:37,016
All right, Funk, Funk, that's good.

542
00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:38,521
<i>'Cause I was on the mike...</i>

543
00:34:38,692 --> 00:34:41,126
- All right, I got another verse.
- Funk, thank you.

544
00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:43,956
- You're welcome.
- That was the Funk, ladies and gentlemen.

545
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:45,427
<i>Anyway...</i>

546
00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:48,692
...last night, I, uh...
I danced with somebody at the ball.

547
00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:51,533
<i>And you dropped your Zune</i>
<i>when you left.</i>

548
00:34:51,705 --> 00:34:55,004
<i>I'd love to return it.</i>
<i>The problem is, I don't know who you are.</i>

549
00:34:55,475 --> 00:34:57,136
And this is important...

550
00:34:57,310 --> 00:35:01,144
<i>... because you made</i>
<i>it one of the best nights of my life.</i>

551
00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,472
I...

552
00:35:02,649 --> 00:35:04,310
...love him.

553
00:35:04,484 --> 00:35:07,214
You have bacon in your braces.

554
00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:09,048
Keep the voices down.

555
00:35:10,457 --> 00:35:12,652
Okay, so here's the deal. Uh...

556
00:35:12,826 --> 00:35:15,420
If you were the girl
that I danced with last night...

557
00:35:15,595 --> 00:35:19,656
<i>... tell me the names of the four</i>
<i>most-listened-to songs on your playlist.</i>

558
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,061
Thanks, mystery girl.

559
00:35:21,234 --> 00:35:22,462
<i>I'll be waiting.</i>

560
00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:25,365
"Thanks, mystery girl. I'll be waiting."

561
00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:31,267
- That was good. That was good.
- Was that all right?

562
00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:33,071
This is gonna be easy.

563
00:35:34,914 --> 00:35:39,476
I know. I know, sweetie.
It's okay, but you gotta go, okay? All right.

564
00:35:39,652 --> 00:35:41,984
Just... All right, yeah. Whoo.

565
00:35:42,155 --> 00:35:44,487
Everybody, please,
single-file line, all right?

566
00:35:44,657 --> 00:35:46,648
You guys are so not his mystery girl.

567
00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:49,260
All right, everybody's gonna get a chance
to meet JP.

568
00:35:49,429 --> 00:35:50,657
You call me. Ha-ha.

569
00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:53,560
All right, all right. Cynthia? It's your turn.

570
00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:54,995
- You ready?
- Yes.

571
00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:56,658
All right, good.

572
00:35:56,836 --> 00:35:58,463
Look excited.

573
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,029
Hey.

574
00:36:00,206 --> 00:36:05,940
"Push," "High," "Boys Don't Cry,"
and "Lullaby," all by the Cure.

575
00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:10,108
Now give me my Zune.

576
00:36:11,051 --> 00:36:12,450
I'm sorry, that's not it.

577
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:15,453
- All right, I'm sorry. It's okay.
- Get off.

578
00:36:18,224 --> 00:36:19,521
Hey.

579
00:36:19,793 --> 00:36:21,761
Mind if I pick up the slack
you don't want?

580
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,021
- Knock yourself out.
- I will.

581
00:36:25,298 --> 00:36:26,731
God, they're all the same.

582
00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:29,224
But that girl from last night.

583
00:36:29,803 --> 00:36:32,397
- Special.
- Yeah, man, I saw it, man.

584
00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:38,004
I mean, I haven't seen you dance like that
since the 2006 VMAs, remember that night?

585
00:36:38,178 --> 00:36:39,475
It's pretty funky.

586
00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:41,807
So look, we're gonna find her, all right?

587
00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:44,074
She's here somewhere.

588
00:36:44,484 --> 00:36:46,816
I think she helped you
get your mojo back.

589
00:36:46,986 --> 00:36:49,386
Yeah, you're with me.

590
00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:51,148
- Let's do it.
- Who's next?

591
00:36:51,324 --> 00:36:53,849
Come on, ladies, have your songs ready.

592
00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:56,120
Oh, my gosh. He wasn't kidding.

593
00:36:56,296 --> 00:36:59,231
Go down and tell him it was you
before someone starts a riot.

594
00:36:59,399 --> 00:37:00,423
Forget it, Tami.

595
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,763
He said last night
was one of the best nights of his life.

596
00:37:03,937 --> 00:37:06,804
- Yeah.
- Until he finds out it was me.

597
00:37:08,908 --> 00:37:11,775
- Are you listening? Come on.
- No. What?

598
00:37:14,948 --> 00:37:16,813
Stop right there.

599
00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:21,576
Oh, look at you, acting all innocent.

600
00:37:21,754 --> 00:37:25,053
- What are you talking about?
- We know, Mary.

601
00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:28,524
- What?
- It was you at the ball. With Joey.

602
00:37:30,296 --> 00:37:32,264
- You guys are crazy.
- No, you're crazy...

603
00:37:32,432 --> 00:37:35,663
...if you think we'll let you end up
with Joey, Miss Stalker Face.

604
00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:38,269
And if you tell him it was you...

605
00:37:38,438 --> 00:37:40,406
...this video will be everywhere.

606
00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:42,040
Hello, YouTube.

607
00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:45,200
You barely know how to work the toaster,
let alone YouTube.

608
00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:47,278
Well, try us.

609
00:37:48,014 --> 00:37:50,039
Now, go make the lamb chops.

610
00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:51,979
Mother's very hungry.

611
00:37:56,623 --> 00:37:58,113
Where are you going?

612
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,727
None of your beeswax. I mean, nowhere.

613
00:38:01,895 --> 00:38:04,887
For a walk. In the woods.

614
00:38:06,232 --> 00:38:07,756
Okay.

615
00:38:08,601 --> 00:38:09,966
Ow! Oh...

616
00:38:13,606 --> 00:38:16,973
If I were a playlist,
where would I hide myself?

617
00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:28,051
In plain sight.

618
00:38:28,221 --> 00:38:29,654
Brilliant.

619
00:38:32,025 --> 00:38:35,085
"We All Fall Down."
"She Wants to Move."

620
00:38:52,545 --> 00:38:57,209
Do you think maybe you could give me
a clue as to what the songs are?

621
00:38:57,817 --> 00:38:59,478
Are they emo?

622
00:38:59,652 --> 00:39:01,313
Techno?

623
00:39:01,754 --> 00:39:03,085
Young contemporary?

624
00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:07,693
Okay, people, people.
Please, disperse, okay?

625
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,122
He's gonna take a break...

626
00:39:09,295 --> 00:39:13,356
...and you guys can just come line up
after class or something, all right?

627
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:16,229
- I'm never gonna find her.
- Hey, hey, hey, mister.

628
00:39:16,402 --> 00:39:19,735
I don't wanna hear that crazy talk.
You leave that in crazy town, okay?

629
00:39:19,906 --> 00:39:23,239
Remember, you're Joey Parker,
and Joey Parker always gets his girl.

630
00:39:23,409 --> 00:39:24,808
I'm right. You know I'm right.

631
00:39:25,211 --> 00:39:28,112
All right, what's your name? Say it, huh?

632
00:39:28,281 --> 00:39:30,442
- I'm...
- Joey Parker.

633
00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:32,983
Your prayers have been answered.

634
00:39:33,152 --> 00:39:34,551
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

635
00:39:35,421 --> 00:39:38,618
Look, Britt, okay?
Joey is on break, okay?

636
00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,190
And he's exhausted...

637
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,624
Oh, I'm not here to talk to Joey.

638
00:39:42,795 --> 00:39:44,262
I'm in the mood for some funk.

639
00:39:46,366 --> 00:39:48,994
- Really?
- No. Now, get out of my way.

640
00:39:51,537 --> 00:39:54,597
I'm the one.

641
00:39:57,143 --> 00:39:59,270
You're kidding me, right?

642
00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:02,676
I can totally prove it.
I know all the songs on the Zune.

643
00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:05,083
Prove it.

644
00:40:05,818 --> 00:40:09,686
"We All Fall Down," "She Wants to Move,"
"Pon de Replay," and "Hips Don't Lie."

645
00:40:11,724 --> 00:40:13,021
I'm right, right?

646
00:40:13,726 --> 00:40:15,694
I knew it!

647
00:40:16,029 --> 00:40:18,395
Well, what are you waiting for?

648
00:40:18,765 --> 00:40:21,256
- Kiss me.
- No, no, no.

649
00:40:21,434 --> 00:40:22,696
We're gonna dance first.

650
00:40:22,869 --> 00:40:24,632
What?

651
00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:28,268
But you said we only needed
to know the songs.

652
00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:31,069
Plus, I'm not warmed up.
And there's no music.

653
00:40:31,244 --> 00:40:34,372
Well, if you were the one,
you wouldn't need music.

654
00:40:34,547 --> 00:40:36,447
- Sorry, Britt.
- Wait.

655
00:40:37,684 --> 00:40:39,447
I don't need music.

656
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,052
I love to dance and sing.

657
00:40:43,222 --> 00:40:44,712
Are you kidding me?

658
00:40:45,191 --> 00:40:50,060
<i>Oh, babe, you want it like that</i>
<i>You want it like this</i>

659
00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:53,397
I just lose control when I'm dancing.

660
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,831
I love it so much.

661
00:40:56,002 --> 00:40:57,469
<i>Oh, baby</i>

662
00:40:58,204 --> 00:40:59,899
Come on.

663
00:41:00,073 --> 00:41:01,938
What is with her?

664
00:41:02,108 --> 00:41:04,576
<i>Like that</i>
<i>You like it like that</i>

665
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:09,606
How dare they hold that tape against you?
You were 11.

666
00:41:09,782 --> 00:41:14,185
What do I do? I don't want Joey to think
I'm Little Miss Stalker.

667
00:41:14,721 --> 00:41:16,848
You and Joey connected out there.

668
00:41:17,023 --> 00:41:20,322
Even if he sees the tape,
he's not gonna think you're a crazy stalker.

669
00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:22,222
I hope.

670
00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:25,424
I feel nauseous.

671
00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:27,657
- All right, dude?
- Yeah, fine.

672
00:41:33,306 --> 00:41:34,398
Whoa. Um...

673
00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:37,907
- Awkward.
- Ready to meet your mystery girl?

674
00:41:38,511 --> 00:41:40,706
Of course, you know the songs too.

675
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,904
God, no.

676
00:41:42,081 --> 00:41:44,276
But I'm the real freaking one.

677
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:47,749
And I freaking love you
and you just better freaking love me back...

678
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,650
...because I'm the freaking one,
you freak.

679
00:41:51,357 --> 00:41:55,350
Way, way, way deep inside...

680
00:41:55,528 --> 00:41:57,462
...I'm sure you're a lovely person.

681
00:41:58,297 --> 00:42:00,288
I can prove I'm the one.

682
00:42:02,068 --> 00:42:04,059
Through dance.

683
00:42:12,412 --> 00:42:13,538
What?

684
00:42:13,713 --> 00:42:18,275
Okay, if this shows up on TMZ,
my attorneys will eat you all for lunch.

685
00:42:18,451 --> 00:42:19,748
Literally.

686
00:42:19,919 --> 00:42:21,750
You should talk to him.

687
00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:24,913
Love can bring any man... Oh, look!

688
00:42:25,091 --> 00:42:27,616
I'll check a couple parties.
I'll call if I get a lead.

689
00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:30,058
It's show time. You can do this.

690
00:42:31,431 --> 00:42:32,455
- I can do it.
- Yeah.

691
00:42:32,632 --> 00:42:34,065
Okay.

692
00:42:34,233 --> 00:42:37,498
- Wait, let's go get some food.
- No.

693
00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:39,831
I'm done with this.
There's no... Ridiculous.

694
00:42:40,006 --> 00:42:41,405
- Joey?
- Yeah.

695
00:42:41,841 --> 00:42:43,706
I have something important to tell you.

696
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:46,743
- Oh, hey. You work for Dominique, right?
- What?

697
00:42:46,913 --> 00:42:49,245
No, no, that's...

698
00:42:50,283 --> 00:42:52,251
You had shrimp in your hair.

699
00:42:53,052 --> 00:42:57,079
Well, no. No, I mean, yes, that was me,
but that's not what I wanted to tell you.

700
00:42:57,256 --> 00:42:59,747
- Um, I'm...
- Dominique is relentless.

701
00:43:00,726 --> 00:43:03,126
Bree, Britt and now her.

702
00:43:04,096 --> 00:43:08,123
Look, I'm looking for somebody
and I don't have the time right now to talk.

703
00:43:08,301 --> 00:43:09,563
I gotta go, I'm sorry.

704
00:43:10,603 --> 00:43:12,468
But it was nice seeing you.

705
00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:26,718
Yes. Hello? Okay.

706
00:43:26,886 --> 00:43:29,787
Could you please connect me
to the YouTube?

707
00:43:31,424 --> 00:43:33,153
No, you don't understand. I have...

708
00:43:33,326 --> 00:43:36,261
- I told you.
- Oh, my God. He blew you off?

709
00:43:36,896 --> 00:43:39,956
People like me don't belong
with people like him anyway. Whatever.

710
00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,059
Damn.

711
00:43:47,306 --> 00:43:50,241
<i>Mary, I need you to</i>
<i>finalize the menu for the girls' party.</i>

712
00:43:50,409 --> 00:43:53,310
<i>And have Dr. Woo move up</i>
<i>my high colonic to this afternoon.</i>

713
00:43:53,479 --> 00:43:54,969
<i>I'm feeling blocked.</i>

714
00:43:55,147 --> 00:43:57,513
<i>Have your sisters' moved up too.</i>

715
00:43:58,784 --> 00:44:01,480
What else do I have to live for?

716
00:44:01,988 --> 00:44:04,718
<i>That's the spirit, sweetie.</i>

717
00:44:10,863 --> 00:44:12,660
<i>Hold on</i>

718
00:44:12,832 --> 00:44:14,823
<i>Then I hear your phone a-ringing</i>

719
00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:18,437
<i>Just waiting for your voice to come on</i>

720
00:44:18,604 --> 00:44:19,969
Come on.

721
00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:22,266
Come on, pay attention to me.
Look at me.

722
00:44:22,441 --> 00:44:23,840
This is a treat for you.

723
00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:27,173
Oh, here. Crab cakes? Anyone?

724
00:44:28,981 --> 00:44:31,142
Hey. What are you doing here?

725
00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:33,049
Oh, I'm here to help.

726
00:44:33,219 --> 00:44:35,278
- I love you.
- I know.

727
00:44:35,454 --> 00:44:38,946
- Here. Start serving there. I'll get the rest.
- Okay.

728
00:44:40,626 --> 00:44:42,890
Hey, bro. Hey, bro.

729
00:44:43,062 --> 00:44:44,654
You want a crab cake?

730
00:44:46,065 --> 00:44:47,999
Yeah, man, the whole school is here.

731
00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:51,830
Just give me 20 minutes,
I'm gonna find your girl, all right?

732
00:44:52,371 --> 00:44:54,236
Gotta call you back.

733
00:44:54,607 --> 00:44:57,576
Hey, it's a party. Get off the phone.

734
00:44:59,812 --> 00:45:02,747
- Nice dance moves.
- Oh. Ha-ha-ha.

735
00:45:03,516 --> 00:45:07,111
You know, those purple highlights
look very familiar.

736
00:45:07,286 --> 00:45:11,689
You might not recognize me
without my angel wings of love.

737
00:45:12,325 --> 00:45:13,724
- I'm the Funk.
- The what?

738
00:45:13,893 --> 00:45:15,417
You know, Cupid dance.

739
00:45:15,595 --> 00:45:17,654
You can't forget the Cupid dance.

740
00:45:17,830 --> 00:45:20,424
- Oh, sorry, no. No.
- No?

741
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,568
I'm Joey Parker's best friend.

742
00:45:22,735 --> 00:45:24,669
Oh. Is that supposed to impress me?

743
00:45:24,837 --> 00:45:28,000
Ah, you are my mystery girl. I knew it.

744
00:45:28,174 --> 00:45:29,402
Hey, is your friend here?

745
00:45:29,575 --> 00:45:31,600
What, Mary? Yeah, she's here.

746
00:45:31,777 --> 00:45:34,871
Can you go get her? I'm gonna call Joey.
We have to hook them up.

747
00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:36,071
He is in love.

748
00:45:36,248 --> 00:45:38,375
- Seriously? Seriously?
- Yeah. Yeah.

749
00:45:38,551 --> 00:45:41,714
- Awesome, I'll be right back. Okay.
- Okay.

750
00:45:46,325 --> 00:45:47,986
Dustin.

751
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,458
- What up?
- Why does it sound like you're frowning?

752
00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:52,825
You better not be frowning.
What did I tell you?

753
00:45:52,999 --> 00:45:54,762
- What's your name?
- We're not playing...

754
00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,027
<i>We do it until you cheer up.</i>
<i>What's your name?</i>

755
00:45:57,203 --> 00:45:59,467
- Joey Parker.
- Who keeps it funky?

756
00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:01,630
- Joey Parker.
- Right. And who keeps it real?

757
00:46:01,807 --> 00:46:04,275
- <i>Joey Parker.</i>
- Joey Parker keeps it real, am I right?

758
00:46:04,443 --> 00:46:05,842
You're stupid is what you are.

759
00:46:06,012 --> 00:46:09,140
- Joey Parker, let me hear you screaming.
- I'm in front of her house.

760
00:46:09,315 --> 00:46:10,873
I know, but scream it out loud.

761
00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:13,416
- Joey Parker!
- <i>Joey Parker, that's right. Look.</i>

762
00:46:13,586 --> 00:46:16,953
All evidence indicates that your girl
is in the spot.

763
00:46:17,123 --> 00:46:19,421
- For real?
- <i>Your girl's inside. Come on.</i>

764
00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:21,082
Copy that.

765
00:46:22,228 --> 00:46:24,389
There's my girls, see?

766
00:46:24,964 --> 00:46:26,898
- Yeah.
- Ow!

767
00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:29,500
Chins up. Chins up. Tummies in.

768
00:46:29,669 --> 00:46:31,330
Yes.

769
00:46:33,673 --> 00:46:36,073
- Oh. Happy birthday.
- Thanks.

770
00:46:41,847 --> 00:46:45,146
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there,
Mr. Man.

771
00:46:45,685 --> 00:46:48,677
I'm the one, Joey Parker.

772
00:46:48,854 --> 00:46:49,912
So let's duet.

773
00:46:50,423 --> 00:46:51,788
You know, duet?

774
00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:53,788
You get it? Duet.

775
00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:55,517
Do a duet with me.

776
00:46:55,695 --> 00:46:58,493
Um, not if the human race
depended on it.

777
00:46:58,931 --> 00:47:00,023
Well, that's rude.

778
00:47:00,199 --> 00:47:03,430
Now, I wouldn't do a duet
with you, mister...

779
00:47:03,602 --> 00:47:06,230
...if we were the last two people
alive, okay?

780
00:47:06,405 --> 00:47:08,600
And the world was taken over by apes...

781
00:47:08,774 --> 00:47:11,265
...and we were the only two
with opposable thumbs...

782
00:47:11,444 --> 00:47:13,378
...I still wouldn't.

783
00:47:16,415 --> 00:47:17,439
Crab cakes?

784
00:47:17,616 --> 00:47:18,913
- It's fate.
- What?

785
00:47:19,085 --> 00:47:21,212
He's here. Now's your chance.

786
00:47:21,387 --> 00:47:24,356
I don't know what she's wearing.
I just know that she's here.

787
00:47:24,523 --> 00:47:26,150
I'm a little nervous, man.

788
00:47:26,325 --> 00:47:27,656
Go and talk to him.

789
00:47:27,827 --> 00:47:30,057
- Fine, okay, I'll go.
- Go, go, go.

790
00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,526
I hope we find her.

791
00:47:33,699 --> 00:47:34,723
Oh, hey.

792
00:47:35,468 --> 00:47:39,234
- Um... Crab cake?
- Thanks.

793
00:47:39,405 --> 00:47:42,966
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

794
00:47:43,142 --> 00:47:47,374
Have you seen a girl here that can dance
like you've never seen a girl dance before?

795
00:47:47,546 --> 00:47:50,140
Actually, Joey, yes.

796
00:47:52,785 --> 00:47:55,982
- It's funny because you're looking...
<i>- I love you so much, Joey.</i>

797
00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:57,884
<i>And you are totally kissable.</i>

798
00:48:00,092 --> 00:48:01,923
<i>This is for you.</i>

799
00:48:09,702 --> 00:48:11,101
This can't be happening.

800
00:48:11,937 --> 00:48:14,770
Is that you?

801
00:48:15,741 --> 00:48:18,141
No, it's okay.

802
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,552
- You guys hear that?
- Yeah.

803
00:49:12,765 --> 00:49:13,789
Uh...

804
00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:15,831
I'll be right back.

805
00:49:27,313 --> 00:49:29,110
You're the one.

806
00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:39,615
I think this is yours.

807
00:49:43,562 --> 00:49:45,723
You tried to tell me at school too...

808
00:49:45,898 --> 00:49:47,991
...and I was a jerk to you.

809
00:49:49,301 --> 00:49:51,826
Wow, you're the one.

810
00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:54,871
I actually found you. This is amazing.

811
00:49:55,975 --> 00:49:57,408
It's cold, huh?

812
00:49:57,576 --> 00:49:58,600
Hey, um...

813
00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:02,647
- No.
- Take my jacket. No, really.

814
00:50:07,286 --> 00:50:09,618
You don't have to pretend
like you like me.

815
00:50:09,788 --> 00:50:11,847
I've had enough charity to last a lifetime.

816
00:50:12,491 --> 00:50:15,119
Who said anything about charity?

817
00:50:15,394 --> 00:50:18,022
I've been going crazy looking for you.

818
00:50:18,197 --> 00:50:19,824
I couldn't stop thinking about you.

819
00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:21,891
The way that we moved together.

820
00:50:23,269 --> 00:50:26,670
Well, my mom was a dancer.
So I guess it's in my blood.

821
00:50:31,176 --> 00:50:34,509
So you really think I'm totally kissable?

822
00:50:35,014 --> 00:50:36,538
What? No, that was...

823
00:50:37,316 --> 00:50:41,878
That was... I was a kid. I didn't... Pff. No.
Ha-ha.

824
00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:44,255
That's too bad. I thought it was cool.

825
00:50:46,659 --> 00:50:48,092
Wow, I...

826
00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:50,087
I know I barely know you...

827
00:50:50,262 --> 00:50:51,752
...but...

828
00:50:52,898 --> 00:50:55,389
Can I...? I wanna take you out, Mary.

829
00:50:57,169 --> 00:51:01,265
- Mary, get in here.
- And that's my cue.

830
00:51:03,409 --> 00:51:05,707
Wait, you gonna give me an answer?

831
00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:08,035
Yes.

832
00:51:40,512 --> 00:51:41,706
Joey.

833
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,508
Whoa. Hey, Tony Hawk, slow down.
You know you're in a hallway.

834
00:51:44,683 --> 00:51:47,550
Guess who has an audition for
the Academy of Performing Arts.

835
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,812
Me, that's who.

836
00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:51,752
They narrowed the applicants,
500 to 20. I'm in the top 20.

837
00:51:51,924 --> 00:51:54,392
Someone's gonna call, let me know
when my audition is.

838
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,892
I'm so close I can feel it.
My gosh, Mary, breathe.

839
00:51:57,062 --> 00:52:00,156
- Breathe. Breathe.
- Mary, that's amazing. That's amazing.

840
00:52:00,332 --> 00:52:03,426
Wow. Hey, you want me to show you
some moves? Uh...

841
00:52:03,602 --> 00:52:05,968
For your audition.
I can help you practice.

842
00:52:06,138 --> 00:52:08,299
I might be into that.

843
00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:09,869
You might be into that?

844
00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:13,304
Meet me tomorrow.

845
00:52:18,884 --> 00:52:19,908
Speak.

846
00:52:20,085 --> 00:52:24,021
Hello. I'm calling from the Manhattan
Academy of Performing Arts...

847
00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:27,590
...regarding an application
for Mary Santiago.

848
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,785
I'm her guardian. Talk faster.

849
00:52:31,096 --> 00:52:32,825
We'd like to schedule an audition.

850
00:52:32,998 --> 00:52:36,092
Oh, no, no, no. That won't do.

851
00:52:37,002 --> 00:52:39,402
She can't dance.

852
00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:40,936
She broke both her legs.

853
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:45,275
Oh, my goodness. That's awful. How?

854
00:52:45,444 --> 00:52:49,380
Well, they're chicken legs
and they were very weak...

855
00:52:49,548 --> 00:52:51,209
...and they just snapped.

856
00:52:51,650 --> 00:52:53,117
<i>Like twigs.</i>

857
00:52:53,285 --> 00:52:55,480
We'd appreciate it
if you didn't call again...

858
00:52:55,654 --> 00:53:01,456
...because, well, it just reminds us
that her dance career is over.

859
00:53:02,694 --> 00:53:04,958
Hey, I'm going clubbing in Vegas
this weekend...

860
00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,963
...you wouldn't happen to know
what the weather is like?

861
00:53:09,635 --> 00:53:10,829
Hello?

862
00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:13,367
Hurry up and drive. I'm late.

863
00:53:13,539 --> 00:53:17,100
If I miss this flight, it's your fault,
you nimrod.

864
00:53:18,477 --> 00:53:21,105
Well, there goes the wicked witch
of the west.

865
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,679
Maybe she took her broomstick.

866
00:53:22,848 --> 00:53:25,544
- You're off the hook for the weekend.
- Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.

867
00:53:28,921 --> 00:53:30,354
You have to be kidding me.

868
00:53:30,522 --> 00:53:32,581
- She's driving me nuts.
- What is it?

869
00:53:35,994 --> 00:53:37,825
Okay, wow. Um...

870
00:53:37,996 --> 00:53:40,055
"Paint the pool pink.

871
00:53:40,232 --> 00:53:42,427
Regrout the tile.

872
00:53:42,601 --> 00:53:46,128
- Vacuum the driveway"? This is ridiculous.
- Chores from Dominique.

873
00:53:46,305 --> 00:53:49,763
She's gone and I have to do them
or who knows how long she'll ground me.

874
00:53:49,942 --> 00:53:51,341
Sorry, maybe another time.

875
00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:53,978
Unless you do your work
while you do her work.

876
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,240
You're good. You are good, but I...

877
00:54:58,410 --> 00:55:00,970
I think we need to work on your
technique a little bit.

878
00:55:01,146 --> 00:55:02,170
Okay.

879
00:55:04,249 --> 00:55:07,514
Just, you need to loosen up
a little bit more.

880
00:55:08,921 --> 00:55:09,945
Not like that. No.

881
00:55:27,339 --> 00:55:28,363
- isn't so bad.

882
00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,532
He's doing all of her work.

883
00:55:31,877 --> 00:55:34,038
I feel very upset right now.

884
00:55:34,346 --> 00:55:36,041
Let's make her repaint the pool?

885
00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:41,278
Let's make her vacuum the driveway?
You're an idiot.

886
00:55:42,254 --> 00:55:43,983
No. What are you doing? No.

887
00:55:44,156 --> 00:55:46,181
What's he see in that little freak show?

888
00:55:46,358 --> 00:55:49,156
Well, I think she's, like,
a good height for him.

889
00:55:49,328 --> 00:55:51,057
- And she has pretty hair...
- Shut up.

890
00:55:53,498 --> 00:55:55,329
We need a plan B.

891
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,134
- Uh... I think you need a new guitar.
- Ha.

892
00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,301
Yeah, that'd be nice.

893
00:56:09,448 --> 00:56:11,382
You writing a new song?

894
00:56:12,284 --> 00:56:13,308
Yeah.

895
00:56:13,819 --> 00:56:16,049
You, uh, wanna help me
with the harmony?

896
00:56:17,089 --> 00:56:19,557
- No, I...
- I think you wanna help me with harmony.

897
00:56:19,725 --> 00:56:21,590
- Come on.
- Okay.

898
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,318
Here.

899
00:56:24,830 --> 00:56:27,094
And this, this is as far as I got
with the lyrics.

900
00:56:27,266 --> 00:56:30,099
- Okay.
- Just start right here.

901
00:56:30,269 --> 00:56:31,600
- You ready?
- Yeah.

902
00:56:31,770 --> 00:56:33,397
Okay.

903
00:56:35,307 --> 00:56:37,901
<i>It's become so hard</i>

904
00:56:38,076 --> 00:56:39,839
- <i>For me to be surprised</i>
- <i>For me to be surprised</i>

905
00:56:40,012 --> 00:56:41,036
That's good.

906
00:56:41,213 --> 00:56:43,977
- <i>But you're bringing back the real me</i>
- <i>But you're bringing back the real me</i>

907
00:56:44,149 --> 00:56:46,617
- <i>No judgment in your eyes</i>
- <i>No judgment in your eyes</i>

908
00:56:46,785 --> 00:56:49,652
- <i>It's the way you make me feel</i>
- <i>It's the way you make me feel</i>

909
00:56:49,821 --> 00:56:54,622
- <i>Like I'm finally something real</i>
- <i>Like I'm finally something real</i>

910
00:56:58,430 --> 00:56:59,590
Okay.

911
00:57:00,065 --> 00:57:01,828
Break time's over.

912
00:57:02,868 --> 00:57:05,336
Back to resting.

913
00:57:13,745 --> 00:57:17,237
You know, one of the reasons I came back
was because I wanted to remember...

914
00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:20,351
...why I started dancing in the first place.

915
00:57:23,188 --> 00:57:25,213
Dancing with you...

916
00:57:25,957 --> 00:57:27,982
...I'm starting to remember.

917
00:57:30,228 --> 00:57:32,219
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

918
00:57:35,767 --> 00:57:37,291
And you're getting closer.

919
00:57:37,469 --> 00:57:38,663
So are you.

920
00:57:38,837 --> 00:57:42,398
- I mean with your moves.
- Well, you're not looking so bad yourself.

921
00:57:42,574 --> 00:57:44,769
Why don't we pick up again tomorrow,
right here?

922
00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,173
As in my house, as in this position?

923
00:57:47,346 --> 00:57:48,540
I'm not that kind of guy.

924
00:57:48,714 --> 00:57:51,683
Somehow I don't find that
entirely convincing.

925
00:57:59,091 --> 00:58:01,389
So where's Prince Charming now?

926
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,529
Couldn't stand to spend another second
with his charity case?

927
00:58:04,696 --> 00:58:06,596
Wow, jealous much?

928
00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:11,864
Was that the doorbell? That's strange.
I wonder who that could be.

929
00:58:12,037 --> 00:58:14,699
I don't know, Bree.
Get that, would you, Mary?

930
00:58:14,873 --> 00:58:16,340
God, you guys are weird.

931
00:58:19,277 --> 00:58:21,643
Hello, plan B.

932
00:58:21,813 --> 00:58:23,542
Could you be more obvious?

933
00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:26,343
Well, no. That would totally give it away.

934
00:58:42,968 --> 00:58:44,492
Tami, what if he fell asleep?

935
00:58:44,669 --> 00:58:47,365
No way. Go. And call me later.

936
00:58:47,539 --> 00:58:49,905
Domifreak took my cell phone,
remember?

937
00:58:50,075 --> 00:58:51,872
Do you want me to wait?

938
00:58:52,177 --> 00:58:55,010
No, I'm good. Joey will take me home.
Thank you.

939
00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:57,171
- Go kill it.
- Okay.

940
00:59:27,913 --> 00:59:29,505
What was that?

941
00:59:29,948 --> 00:59:31,711
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

942
00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:34,613
Natalia. Natalia, look. Ha.

943
00:59:34,786 --> 00:59:37,186
We had a thing, but it's over.

944
00:59:38,123 --> 00:59:41,115
- Joey. Joey, come on.
- It's time for you to go.

945
00:59:41,293 --> 00:59:43,022
I'll see you at school.

946
01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:19,655
Hey, where have you been all night?

947
01:00:19,831 --> 01:00:22,732
I'm just doing a little yoga.

948
01:00:24,736 --> 01:00:28,604
Hey, have you been crying?
Or are you just naturally puffy?

949
01:00:28,773 --> 01:00:31,241
I never noticed that before.
What's wrong?

950
01:00:31,409 --> 01:00:34,242
- Dominique, I'd rather not talk about it.
- Oh, come on.

951
01:00:34,412 --> 01:00:36,346
Talk to me. Come on, sit down.

952
01:00:37,015 --> 01:00:39,677
Come on, sit down. Come on.

953
01:00:40,385 --> 01:00:41,852
Okay. Sit in the hand.

954
01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:44,947
Is it Joey, honey?

955
01:00:45,123 --> 01:00:47,751
Oh, I knew it.

956
01:00:47,926 --> 01:00:51,259
Did he find someone prettier
and more successful?

957
01:00:51,429 --> 01:00:54,592
Oh, I'm sorry. That is difficult.

958
01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:58,293
Not that I would know, but I did take
an acting class once. I can imagine.

959
01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:03,334
Let me give you a word of advice.
Joey is an <i>E! Hollywood True Story...</i>

960
01:01:03,508 --> 01:01:05,874
...just waiting to happen.

961
01:01:06,044 --> 01:01:08,638
There's no sense crying over him.
Mm-mm.

962
01:01:08,813 --> 01:01:11,304
In fact, it's kind of pathetic.

963
01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,718
I can't wait to get out of here
and move to Manhattan.

964
01:01:14,886 --> 01:01:18,287
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to tell you?
I did, my bad.

965
01:01:18,456 --> 01:01:21,448
They called. There's no audition.
It was a mistake.

966
01:01:21,626 --> 01:01:24,459
- What? You're lying.
- No, I'm not.

967
01:01:24,629 --> 01:01:27,029
The rejection letter is right there
in that mess...

968
01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:30,565
...you need to clean up here
and sort through.

969
01:01:33,939 --> 01:01:35,839
I'm so glad we had this little talk.

970
01:01:36,007 --> 01:01:40,444
I've always wanted to be the mother
you'll never have.

971
01:01:43,748 --> 01:01:47,809
Yeah. So the Japan tour was awesome.
Like a Bruce Lee movie, but no subtitles.

972
01:01:47,986 --> 01:01:50,853
- The sushi kind of made me sick...
- Mary.

973
01:01:51,856 --> 01:01:54,256
Hey. Catch you in a minute.

974
01:01:54,426 --> 01:01:55,950
Mary.

975
01:01:56,628 --> 01:01:59,597
Mary, slow down. Hey, what...?

976
01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:00,924
What's wrong?

977
01:02:01,099 --> 01:02:03,624
I've been calling Tami,
trying to get ahold of you.

978
01:02:05,704 --> 01:02:08,366
- What did I do?
- It doesn't matter. It's done. We're done.

979
01:02:09,608 --> 01:02:11,007
Wait.

980
01:02:11,376 --> 01:02:12,866
Whoa, whoa.

981
01:02:13,044 --> 01:02:15,604
- What are you talking about?
- Did you feel sorry for me?

982
01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:18,248
Was I your charity case?
Is that why you asked me out?

983
01:02:18,416 --> 01:02:21,078
- What does that mean?
- You figured you'd toy with me...

984
01:02:21,252 --> 01:02:23,880
...until someone better came along
and I wouldn't mind...

985
01:02:24,055 --> 01:02:26,046
...because I was lucky
a big star wanted me.

986
01:02:26,324 --> 01:02:30,658
You know what really sucks about falling
for a guy you know you're not right for?

987
01:02:31,229 --> 01:02:34,824
You fall anyway because you think
he might turn out to be different.

988
01:02:35,533 --> 01:02:36,966
Mary.

989
01:02:38,937 --> 01:02:40,370
- I am different.
- Anyway...

990
01:02:40,538 --> 01:02:43,200
...thanks for all the dance moves,
but I'm done dancing.

991
01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:44,865
Goodbye.

992
01:02:47,278 --> 01:02:49,542
All right, time for some damage control.

993
01:02:49,714 --> 01:02:52,774
And what'd I tell you? My mystery girl.

994
01:02:57,522 --> 01:02:59,319
- Whoa, Tami.
- I need your help.

995
01:02:59,491 --> 01:03:01,459
- What's with the blinds?
- It's about Mary.

996
01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:04,322
- Come on, girl.
- Don't you "girl" me.

997
01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:07,291
Just give me a second.

998
01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:08,489
One second.

999
01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:11,830
Don't you have a stadium show to play
or something?

1000
01:03:12,003 --> 01:03:13,265
Come on. Back door.

1001
01:03:15,073 --> 01:03:16,438
Ah, beat you to it.

1002
01:03:16,608 --> 01:03:18,576
- How about a shiner, superstar?
- Oh, no.

1003
01:03:18,743 --> 01:03:21,906
Won't be no bruising the moneymaker,
okay?

1004
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,413
You broke my best friend's heart.
Have a nice life.

1005
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:28,677
- Tami, I don't even know what I did wrong.
- Let me handle this, JP.

1006
01:03:28,853 --> 01:03:30,912
He doesn't even know
what he did wrong.

1007
01:03:31,089 --> 01:03:32,283
I just said that.

1008
01:03:32,457 --> 01:03:34,425
I know, but it's all about
your intonation.

1009
01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:37,425
Hey. She knows you cheated. Get it?

1010
01:03:37,595 --> 01:03:41,122
- You're done.
- What? That's crazy. And not true.

1011
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,598
That's funny, because she saw you
with Natalia.

1012
01:03:47,138 --> 01:03:48,400
Wait a second, hold on.

1013
01:03:48,573 --> 01:03:52,202
So Mary was there
when Natalia broke into your house?

1014
01:03:52,377 --> 01:03:53,901
No. No, nothing happened.

1015
01:03:54,979 --> 01:03:57,675
Natalia busted into my parents' house.
She set me up.

1016
01:03:58,316 --> 01:04:00,511
There's nothing going on between us.

1017
01:04:00,685 --> 01:04:02,619
I would never hurt Mary like that.

1018
01:04:03,421 --> 01:04:05,184
This is insane.
You have to believe me.

1019
01:04:05,356 --> 01:04:08,223
Look, I want to believe you
and I want her to be happy.

1020
01:04:08,393 --> 01:04:11,157
Especially now that she's stuck
with Dominique another year.

1021
01:04:11,329 --> 01:04:13,456
Wait, she didn't get into Manhattan?

1022
01:04:13,631 --> 01:04:16,566
- They didn't give her the audition.
- Oh, my God.

1023
01:04:16,735 --> 01:04:20,034
- Why would they reject her?
- Guess they changed their mind.

1024
01:04:23,074 --> 01:04:24,837
But we can change them back.

1025
01:04:25,009 --> 01:04:26,704
- You can?
- You can?

1026
01:04:27,779 --> 01:04:29,406
What's my name?

1027
01:04:29,581 --> 01:04:31,344
- Joey Parker.
- What's my name?

1028
01:04:31,516 --> 01:04:33,643
Ha. Joey Parker.

1029
01:04:34,853 --> 01:04:36,980
Get Mary to come to the competition,
all right?

1030
01:04:37,155 --> 01:04:38,952
I'll handle it from there.

1031
01:04:54,572 --> 01:04:55,937
Hi.

1032
01:04:56,107 --> 01:04:58,940
- Hi.
- We need to show you something.

1033
01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:01,578
Dustin, what are you doing here?

1034
01:05:02,347 --> 01:05:03,712
Um...

1035
01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:05,372
See, look, Mary.

1036
01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:09,350
Sometimes in relationships, you know,
there could be misunderstandings.

1037
01:05:09,521 --> 01:05:11,682
Bumpy roads and stuff.
But you and JP...

1038
01:05:11,856 --> 01:05:14,324
...like moth to flame,
you keep attracting each other.

1039
01:05:14,492 --> 01:05:16,960
And we, your friends, we see that we...

1040
01:05:17,128 --> 01:05:18,720
You have to trust your friends.

1041
01:05:18,897 --> 01:05:22,458
Please get dressed. Something nice.
It'll be worth it.

1042
01:05:23,835 --> 01:05:25,598
Okay.

1043
01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:30,166
- Do you think she's gonna come?
- Yeah. My lecture was so good.

1044
01:05:30,341 --> 01:05:33,435
Yeah, it was good. It was just kind of long.
You should shorten it.

1045
01:05:33,611 --> 01:05:36,842
- Next time maybe a little bit. A little bit.
- I've been working on it.

1046
01:05:37,015 --> 01:05:39,006
- I've been watching my <i>Dr. Phil.</i>
- Oh, good.

1047
01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:40,742
Great. So weird.

1048
01:06:05,643 --> 01:06:08,077
Ha-ha! Check it out.

1049
01:06:08,246 --> 01:06:09,736
What are you guys doing?

1050
01:06:09,914 --> 01:06:13,111
We felt bad about you not getting
your audition, so we hooked you up.

1051
01:06:13,284 --> 01:06:16,378
- By bringing me to Joey's competition?
- Yeah.

1052
01:06:16,554 --> 01:06:19,455
Mary, this isn't about the competition.

1053
01:06:19,624 --> 01:06:22,092
Tami, I told you, I'm done dancing.

1054
01:06:22,527 --> 01:06:24,825
Trust me.

1055
01:06:26,898 --> 01:06:30,265
Okay. While you contemplate the most
important moment of your life...

1056
01:06:30,435 --> 01:06:34,132
...I'm running late. They need me inside
for the show. So I gotta go, okay?

1057
01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:40,210
All right. I'll go for a second.
But just a second.

1058
01:06:40,378 --> 01:06:41,606
Awesome.

1059
01:06:41,779 --> 01:06:43,303
It's too expensive to valet here.

1060
01:06:43,481 --> 01:06:45,108
- Let's go around the back.
- Oh, God.

1061
01:06:52,891 --> 01:06:55,985
Move. Dominique Blatt coming through.

1062
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,596
Sausage-fingered masses. Move.

1063
01:06:59,764 --> 01:07:00,890
Get down. Go, go.

1064
01:07:01,065 --> 01:07:03,829
Sweet roots, blondie. Hey, hey, hey.

1065
01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:05,993
No. Grandpa, up. Up.

1066
01:07:06,170 --> 01:07:08,001
There you go, old man. Move.

1067
01:07:08,406 --> 01:07:12,240
All right, no eye contact, people.
Periphery only.

1068
01:07:14,112 --> 01:07:15,204
What are you looking at?

1069
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,939
Hey, how you doing?
Great. Good to see you.

1070
01:07:20,618 --> 01:07:22,051
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1071
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:24,211
What's happening?

1072
01:07:25,390 --> 01:07:27,187
Make some noise.

1073
01:07:29,394 --> 01:07:31,726
- How y'all doing tonight?
- Whoo!

1074
01:07:33,264 --> 01:07:34,288
How you doing?

1075
01:07:35,199 --> 01:07:38,100
Are y'all ready to get it popping?

1076
01:07:38,903 --> 01:07:40,427
Oh, no. Um...

1077
01:07:40,605 --> 01:07:41,936
Tami, why don't you sit down?

1078
01:07:42,106 --> 01:07:43,505
I'm gonna hang back. Okay?

1079
01:07:43,675 --> 01:07:45,734
Okay. I'm your host, the Funk.

1080
01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:48,674
I'd like to introduce the man that made
this all possible.

1081
01:07:48,846 --> 01:07:52,942
Give it up for my boy, your boy,
Joey Parker.

1082
01:07:56,721 --> 01:07:59,019
All right. Thanks for coming out
tonight.

1083
01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,283
- Whoo!
- Joey! Ha-ha-ha!

1084
01:08:02,794 --> 01:08:04,591
What's up? How y'all doing?

1085
01:08:04,762 --> 01:08:06,389
Hello. Hello. Hello.

1086
01:08:06,564 --> 01:08:08,589
Hey. All right?

1087
01:08:08,766 --> 01:08:10,529
Check it out. I was just backstage.

1088
01:08:10,702 --> 01:08:14,331
We got some ridiculously sick dancers
for you guys tonight.

1089
01:08:14,505 --> 01:08:16,700
Here's how it's gonna work.

1090
01:08:16,874 --> 01:08:21,208
These dancers are gonna be judged on
three things: individuality, skill and style.

1091
01:08:21,379 --> 01:08:23,973
I need you guys to get really loud
and really hyped.

1092
01:08:24,148 --> 01:08:26,810
That's gonna help the judges
from our label pick a winner.

1093
01:08:26,985 --> 01:08:28,953
That winner's gonna dance
in my next video.

1094
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,612
- Hi, Dominique Blatt. How are you?
- I'm gonna turn it over to the Funk.

1095
01:08:32,890 --> 01:08:34,357
I'll catch you in a minute.

1096
01:08:34,525 --> 01:08:37,688
All right. All right. Yeah.

1097
01:08:37,862 --> 01:08:42,162
All right. Our first set of dancers go
by the name of Angel and Derek.

1098
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:45,928
Make some noise for them. DJ, kick that!

1099
01:09:17,135 --> 01:09:20,662
Our next contestant goes by the name
of Taylor. He's gonna give you guys...

1100
01:09:20,838 --> 01:09:22,362
...a little <i>Swan Lake</i> action.

1101
01:09:31,449 --> 01:09:34,885
Hey, boy, ballet's for girls. Ha-ha-ha.

1102
01:09:35,053 --> 01:09:41,424
Now we got the Doctor and Maurice
for some hip-hop dancing. Let's hear it.

1103
01:09:45,897 --> 01:09:46,886
Whoo!

1104
01:09:57,842 --> 01:09:59,309
Boom!

1105
01:10:01,712 --> 01:10:03,976
They're poisoning the minds
of our children...

1106
01:10:04,148 --> 01:10:06,139
- ...but that is something.
- Okay.

1107
01:10:06,317 --> 01:10:08,376
Cool. Now...

1108
01:10:08,553 --> 01:10:12,216
...the next act goes
by the name of Brittney Blatt.

1109
01:10:12,390 --> 01:10:14,324
And she's doing who knows what.

1110
01:10:18,029 --> 01:10:19,724
There you go, pop it.

1111
01:10:23,968 --> 01:10:25,265
Terrible.

1112
01:10:46,057 --> 01:10:47,957
Oh, that's good. Robot, pop it.

1113
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,784
Yeah!

1114
01:10:55,633 --> 01:10:58,101
Did you guys see that?
That was just terrible.

1115
01:10:58,269 --> 01:10:59,930
Thank God that's over. All right.

1116
01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:02,572
We gonna continue this competition,
keep it rolling.

1117
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:05,231
This is our last dancer of the night,
all right?

1118
01:11:05,877 --> 01:11:10,405
Go ahead and give it up for Natalia Faroush.
Make some noise.

1119
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,718
Look, don't regret this.

1120
01:11:23,895 --> 01:11:26,796
You're here. What are you waiting for?

1121
01:11:49,253 --> 01:11:52,222
You're so much better than her.

1122
01:12:00,998 --> 01:12:04,024
Yeah. Give it up for her.

1123
01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:14,811
- Come on, now.
- Come on. Come on.

1124
01:12:23,988 --> 01:12:26,183
Yeah, yeah.
It's getting hot in here, right?

1125
01:12:29,026 --> 01:12:31,187
It's getting hot in here. That's right.

1126
01:12:31,362 --> 01:12:35,594
All right. Now it's time that the judges
go ahead and decide who the winner is.

1127
01:12:35,766 --> 01:12:38,291
That was our last dancer of the night.

1128
01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:42,271
What, what? Wait a second.

1129
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,533
What you guys saying?
You guys want some more?

1130
01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:46,404
Yeah.

1131
01:12:47,912 --> 01:12:51,245
Okay. Well, we do have one little special
number for you guys.

1132
01:12:51,415 --> 01:12:52,973
- So check it out.
- Nice.

1133
01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:54,412
You won't believe it.

1134
01:13:08,232 --> 01:13:09,859
Go.

1135
01:13:24,382 --> 01:13:25,679
Whoo!

1136
01:13:31,856 --> 01:13:34,222
Woo-hoo! Whoo!

1137
01:13:36,260 --> 01:13:40,424
Ha-ha. I'm just messing with y'all.
I'm just goofing. That's not it.

1138
01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:41,929
But what's in store...

1139
01:13:42,099 --> 01:13:45,068
...is a lot crazy. Let's go. Let's go.

1140
01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:38,614
Wow.

1141
01:14:39,056 --> 01:14:41,183
- Hey.
- Hey, baby.

1142
01:14:43,761 --> 01:14:47,993
<i>It's become so hard</i>
<i>For me to be surprised</i>

1143
01:14:48,165 --> 01:14:52,795
<i>But you're bringing back the real me</i>
<i>No judgment in your eyes</i>

1144
01:14:52,970 --> 01:14:57,373
<i>It's the way you make me feel</i>
<i>Like I'm finally something real</i>

1145
01:14:57,541 --> 01:15:01,534
<i>The words are hard to find</i>
<i>But I'm gonna get it right this time</i>

1146
01:15:02,113 --> 01:15:06,550
<i>Just come and take my hand</i>
<i>Let me lift you up</i>

1147
01:15:06,717 --> 01:15:10,676
<i>Take away my fear</i>
<i>And make me strong enough</i>

1148
01:15:11,389 --> 01:15:15,883
<i>It's when I dance with you</i>
<i>It's how I speak the truth</i>

1149
01:15:16,060 --> 01:15:21,362
<i>Was just classic when we met</i>
<i>And how you made me move</i>

1150
01:15:22,032 --> 01:15:23,465
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

1151
01:15:23,634 --> 01:15:25,329
Hold on, guys. Hold on. Hold on.

1152
01:15:25,503 --> 01:15:27,266
Hold on a minute.

1153
01:15:28,105 --> 01:15:29,231
You guys...

1154
01:15:29,407 --> 01:15:31,034
I want this to be perfect.

1155
01:15:32,877 --> 01:15:35,505
It's not gonna be perfect until
I have someone special...

1156
01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:37,340
...standing here right next to me.

1157
01:15:43,053 --> 01:15:45,078
Mary, you out there?

1158
01:15:45,656 --> 01:15:47,214
Mary?

1159
01:15:47,391 --> 01:15:48,585
Did he say Mary?

1160
01:15:51,695 --> 01:15:54,926
Mary, are you here?
I know you're here.

1161
01:15:55,499 --> 01:15:58,024
- Where did she go?
- She was right here.

1162
01:16:00,137 --> 01:16:01,434
Mary, come on.

1163
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,801
I know you're out there. Come on.

1164
01:16:13,984 --> 01:16:16,680
<i>Mary, Mary.</i>

1165
01:16:16,854 --> 01:16:19,721
<i>Mary, Mary.</i>

1166
01:16:19,890 --> 01:16:23,587
<i>Mary, Mary, Mary.</i>

1167
01:16:23,761 --> 01:16:25,023
<i>Mary.</i>

1168
01:16:25,196 --> 01:16:27,221
<i>Mary, Mary.</i>

1169
01:16:27,398 --> 01:16:29,889
- <i>Mary, Mary, Mary.</i>
- <i>Dominique. Dominique.</i>

1170
01:16:30,234 --> 01:16:32,532
<i>Mary, Mary.</i>

1171
01:16:32,870 --> 01:16:34,804
- <i>Mary, Mary.</i>
- There she is.

1172
01:16:34,972 --> 01:16:36,599
Hey, Mary.

1173
01:16:40,478 --> 01:16:43,811
- Dance with me.
- Dance with you? No, thanks.

1174
01:16:46,484 --> 01:16:48,918
Well, maybe I'm wrong...

1175
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:52,389
...but you're the most amazing
dance partner I've ever had.

1176
01:16:52,556 --> 01:16:53,818
Aw...

1177
01:16:55,025 --> 01:16:57,994
Even though I taught her
everything she knows.

1178
01:17:01,799 --> 01:17:05,200
That's funny, because you said
you forgot why you even started dancing...

1179
01:17:05,369 --> 01:17:06,597
...until you met me.

1180
01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:10,465
Burn.

1181
01:17:10,641 --> 01:17:12,302
No, it's okay. It's true.

1182
01:17:13,477 --> 01:17:17,937
So why don't you bring yourself up here
and show me why I remember?

1183
01:17:18,115 --> 01:17:20,140
Yeah.

1184
01:17:21,285 --> 01:17:24,686
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Now this party's heating up.

1185
01:17:24,855 --> 01:17:25,844
Whoo!

1186
01:17:26,023 --> 01:17:27,547
Dominique.

1187
01:17:27,725 --> 01:17:28,749
Shoot.

1188
01:17:28,926 --> 01:17:34,193
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Mary Santiago.

1189
01:17:38,802 --> 01:17:42,431
Ooh. I guess I better get out of your way.

1190
01:17:43,274 --> 01:17:47,040
All right. Let's see.
Was it a little boy-band move like this?

1191
01:17:53,617 --> 01:17:55,016
Ooh.

1192
01:17:55,185 --> 01:17:57,380
Okay. Um...

1193
01:17:57,555 --> 01:17:59,648
That was cute. What was it?

1194
01:18:00,190 --> 01:18:01,657
Oh, um, that was you.

1195
01:18:06,764 --> 01:18:09,494
That's not how it goes.
You need some help with that move?

1196
01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:12,602
Like you could have done it any better.

1197
01:18:13,904 --> 01:18:15,565
Really?

1198
01:18:16,607 --> 01:18:19,041
Sweetheart, I invented that move.

1199
01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:20,870
Oh, yeah.

1200
01:18:21,045 --> 01:18:23,104
Well, that's right. I did.

1201
01:18:25,983 --> 01:18:29,009
Prove it. Let's see you keep it real.

1202
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:32,750
Thank you. Oh, I'm keeping it real.

1203
01:18:43,901 --> 01:18:45,960
- Beat that.
- Well, let's see you top this.

1204
01:18:46,136 --> 01:18:48,070
Give me something with some edge.

1205
01:18:55,779 --> 01:18:57,406
That was cute. Remember this?

1206
01:19:07,191 --> 01:19:08,852
Oh, really?

1207
01:19:12,830 --> 01:19:13,854
Remember this?

1208
01:19:45,429 --> 01:19:47,329
<i>You're the new classic</i>

1209
01:19:47,498 --> 01:19:49,830
<i>You're the new P. Y.T.</i>

1210
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,993
<i>Stands for pretty, young</i>
<i>Taking on the world from the driver's seat</i>

1211
01:19:55,172 --> 01:19:57,902
Come on. I can't do this without you.

1212
01:20:01,512 --> 01:20:04,003
- <i>Look so classic, fantastic</i>
- <i>Classic, fantastic</i>

1213
01:20:04,181 --> 01:20:05,773
- <i>When you're on the floor</i>
- <i>When you're on the floor</i>

1214
01:20:05,949 --> 01:20:08,440
- <i>Bring the beat back once more</i>
- <i>Bring the beat back once more</i>

1215
01:20:08,886 --> 01:20:10,945
- <i>Let me see you do that</i>
- <i>Let me see you do that</i>

1216
01:20:11,455 --> 01:20:12,854
<i>Trying to do it right</i>

1217
01:20:13,023 --> 01:20:15,355
<i>Ain't no rehearsal</i>
<i>It's your life</i>

1218
01:20:15,526 --> 01:20:17,960
<i>And you're doing this crazy dance</i>

1219
01:20:18,128 --> 01:20:19,959
<i>Because you're making these crazy plans</i>

1220
01:20:20,130 --> 01:20:22,189
<i>Because this is not a test</i>

1221
01:20:22,366 --> 01:20:24,527
<i>You put in work to be the best</i>

1222
01:20:24,902 --> 01:20:26,927
<i>It's a classic take</i>
<i>On a brand-new game</i>

1223
01:20:27,137 --> 01:20:28,161
- <i>Before the needle drops</i>
- <i>Before the needle drops</i>

1224
01:20:28,338 --> 01:20:29,362
- <i>They will know your name</i>
- <i>They will know your name</i>

1225
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:31,303
<i>You're the new classic</i>

1226
01:20:31,475 --> 01:20:33,670
<i>You're the new P. Y.T.</i>

1227
01:20:33,844 --> 01:20:36,540
- <i>Stands for pretty, young</i>
- <i>And try everything</i>

1228
01:20:36,714 --> 01:20:38,238
- <i>Just to touch your dreams</i>
- <i>Just to touch your dreams</i>

1229
01:20:38,415 --> 01:20:39,848
<i>You're the new classic</i>

1230
01:20:40,017 --> 01:20:41,314
- <i>Fantastic</i>
- <i>Fantastic</i>

1231
01:20:41,485 --> 01:20:43,043
<i>Now you own this floor</i>

1232
01:20:43,220 --> 01:20:45,814
<i>Bring the beat back once more</i>

1233
01:20:45,989 --> 01:20:47,513
- <i>Let me see you do that</i>
- <i>Let me see you do that</i>

1234
01:20:47,691 --> 01:20:49,591
<i>You're the new classic</i>

1235
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,126
- <i>You're the new P. Y.T.</i>
- <i>You're the new P. Y.T.</i>

1236
01:20:52,296 --> 01:20:54,025
- <i>Stands for pretty, young</i>
- <i>Stands for pretty, young</i>

1237
01:20:54,198 --> 01:20:56,758
- <i>You take a chance to believe in me</i>
- <i>You take a chance to believe in me</i>

1238
01:20:56,934 --> 01:20:59,562
- <i>You're the new classic, fantastic</i>
- <i>You're the new classic, fantastic</i>

1239
01:20:59,737 --> 01:21:01,364
- <i>Now you own this floor</i>
- <i>Now you own this floor</i>

1240
01:21:01,538 --> 01:21:03,506
- <i>Bring the beat back once more</i>
- <i>Bring the beat back once more</i>

1241
01:21:04,174 --> 01:21:06,540
- <i>And watch us while we do that</i>
- <i>And watch us while we do that</i>

1242
01:21:15,552 --> 01:21:16,917
Yeah.

1243
01:21:17,087 --> 01:21:18,577
- All right, Mary!
- Yeah.

1244
01:21:18,756 --> 01:21:20,724
You're showing off, Mary.

1245
01:21:20,891 --> 01:21:22,916
Stop showing off.

1246
01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:44,475
All right.

1247
01:21:44,748 --> 01:21:48,081
Thank you. Check it out. I'm gonna let
the judges over there deliberate.

1248
01:21:48,252 --> 01:21:50,277
And I'll be back in five short minutes...

1249
01:21:50,454 --> 01:21:53,355
...with the name of our winner.
Make some noise.

1250
01:21:55,058 --> 01:21:57,424
Mary, you...

1251
01:21:57,594 --> 01:21:59,425
You were amazing.

1252
01:22:00,531 --> 01:22:02,328
So were you.

1253
01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:06,336
No, no. There's nothing going on
between me and Natalia, okay?

1254
01:22:06,503 --> 01:22:09,734
I was ambushed.
I was set up by your stepsisters.

1255
01:22:11,041 --> 01:22:12,736
I would never hurt you like that.

1256
01:22:14,478 --> 01:22:16,776
Believe me, okay?

1257
01:22:17,181 --> 01:22:19,581
And no matter what they do...

1258
01:22:21,485 --> 01:22:23,578
...we were meant to be together.

1259
01:22:33,697 --> 01:22:36,598
- I believe you.
- Good. Because I'm totally kissable.

1260
01:22:46,276 --> 01:22:47,300
That's my cue.

1261
01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:50,342
- Go.
- Okay.

1262
01:22:53,784 --> 01:22:55,809
Everybody still here?

1263
01:22:56,019 --> 01:22:58,317
No, no, no, I can't hear you. Come on.

1264
01:23:03,227 --> 01:23:07,163
Everybody that came out tonight, dancers.
Thank you so much. You're amazing.

1265
01:23:07,331 --> 01:23:09,356
I love you.

1266
01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:13,767
But there can only be one winner.
I have that name in my hand. Here we go.

1267
01:23:14,304 --> 01:23:16,568
The winner of the competition...

1268
01:23:17,274 --> 01:23:18,707
...is...

1269
01:23:19,910 --> 01:23:23,311
- Oh, my God. Mary Santiago.
- What?

1270
01:23:26,950 --> 01:23:28,975
Everybody give it up.

1271
01:23:30,654 --> 01:23:32,485
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1272
01:23:36,326 --> 01:23:38,453
No, it's fixed. What, you rig it, Mary?

1273
01:23:41,198 --> 01:23:42,290
La-la-la.

1274
01:23:42,633 --> 01:23:44,828
- You're amazing.
- Hey.

1275
01:23:45,002 --> 01:23:47,493
This isn't fair. I deserve this award.

1276
01:23:49,907 --> 01:23:51,898
But you were really good, Mary.

1277
01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:55,573
- Hey.
- Aah!

1278
01:23:56,546 --> 01:23:58,480
Congratulations.

1279
01:23:58,649 --> 01:24:01,277
Look, hey, those moves were so
redonkulous, Mary.

1280
01:24:01,451 --> 01:24:03,510
And I have to say, Joey,
as your manager...

1281
01:24:03,687 --> 01:24:06,747
...I have to say
I think you got your swagger back.

1282
01:24:06,924 --> 01:24:08,414
- Move it.
- Oh.

1283
01:24:08,592 --> 01:24:10,423
How dare you?

1284
01:24:11,061 --> 01:24:15,691
How dare you embarrass me
and your sisters?

1285
01:24:15,866 --> 01:24:18,858
How do you think
this makes us look, huh?

1286
01:24:19,269 --> 01:24:22,761
You, our maid,
wins the Joey Parker competition?

1287
01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:29,072
You have humiliated us in front
of the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area.

1288
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,908
Miss Santiago?
My name is Regina Cretikos.

1289
01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:34,675
I'm with the Manhattan Academy.

1290
01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:39,383
You danced spectacularly well
for someone with two broken legs.

1291
01:24:41,191 --> 01:24:44,388
Wait. What do you mean,
two broken legs?

1292
01:24:44,561 --> 01:24:45,823
Don't look at me like that.

1293
01:24:45,996 --> 01:24:48,863
We'll talk about this later.
Don't you pull that face with me.

1294
01:24:49,032 --> 01:24:50,795
Girls, come with me.

1295
01:25:00,711 --> 01:25:02,110
Anyway...

1296
01:25:02,279 --> 01:25:05,077
...we would be honored
if you would come study with us.

1297
01:25:05,248 --> 01:25:08,740
- Full scholarship. Call me on Monday.
- Oh, my God.

1298
01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:11,480
It worked, man.

1299
01:25:18,628 --> 01:25:22,155
Britt? I seem to have broken things.

1300
01:25:24,968 --> 01:25:25,957
Hello?

1301
01:25:26,236 --> 01:25:27,828
Call me every day, okay?

1302
01:25:28,005 --> 01:25:30,439
I don't know if I can handle senior year
without you.

1303
01:25:30,607 --> 01:25:33,098
Give it a few months,
you'll pick me up in your jet.

1304
01:25:33,276 --> 01:25:35,176
- And we'll go shopping in Paris.
- Okay.

1305
01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:37,108
I need my meds.

1306
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,976
P-R-O-N-T-O, pronto.

1307
01:25:40,150 --> 01:25:42,778
Mary, did you hear me?

1308
01:25:42,953 --> 01:25:45,615
Not the OxoCollon, that's for breakfast.

1309
01:25:45,789 --> 01:25:48,189
I need my morphine, it's lunch time.

1310
01:25:48,358 --> 01:25:50,223
Mary. Come on.

1311
01:25:50,394 --> 01:25:53,022
Mary. A little help here, please.

1312
01:25:54,765 --> 01:25:57,359
Sorry, Dominique.
I don't work for you anymore.

1313
01:25:58,135 --> 01:26:00,160
- Oh, come on.
- Hey.

1314
01:26:00,337 --> 01:26:04,535
Mary, aren't we BFFFFs or...?
Isn't that what the kids say?

1315
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:06,972
I can't believe all my dreams
are coming true.

1316
01:26:07,144 --> 01:26:08,805
I know I can be a witch.

1317
01:26:08,979 --> 01:26:10,674
You shouldn't be so sensitive.

1318
01:26:10,847 --> 01:26:13,111
Don't you dare get in that van, Mary.

1319
01:26:13,483 --> 01:26:14,541
Mary?

1320
01:26:14,718 --> 01:26:17,710
Mary, don't leave me with these people.

1321
01:26:17,888 --> 01:26:20,152
Don't be my frienemy!

1322
01:26:22,492 --> 01:26:24,824
Oh, I'm feeling something.

1323
01:26:25,262 --> 01:26:27,207
I'm feeling
abandoned.

1324
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,232
Shh.

1325
01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:14,543
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