1
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No.

2
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No means no.

3
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<i>Bonjour.</i>

4
00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:55,935
<i>Carl, I know it's you.</i>

5
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Oh. Hey, man.

6
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I was just about to call you.
That's so weird.

7
00:01:00,642 --> 00:01:02,940
Had your number dialed,
was about to press "send."

8
00:01:03,111 --> 00:01:04,305
Did you block your number?

9
00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:07,812
<i>Yeah, I did. You never answer
when I don't.</i>

10
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<i>So, what are you doing?</i>

11
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Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.

12
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<i>- You did get my text, right?
- What? Text? What?</i>

13
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<i>We're all going out tonight.</i>

14
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Man, that sounds great.
I wish I could join you.

15
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I'm just so jammed up.

16
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I'm totally off the grid,
you know?

17
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<i>No, I don't at all.</i>

18
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I got a bunch of stuff going on.
There's this thing I gotta do.

19
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Any other night would've been great.
Darn it to heck.

20
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<i>Thing? What thing?</i>

21
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Thing, you know, just a thing.

22
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If I had my thing in front of me,
I could tell you what it is...

23
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<i>...but I know there's a thing.
- A thing.</i>

24
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<i>I don't think there's anything
written down in your fake calendar.</i>

25
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No, it says specific things.

26
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<i>Specific things.
Like "get in line at the video store"?</i>

27
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What? What are you talking about?

28
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I'm not at the video store.
I'm in my apartment.

29
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<i>I can see you, Carl.
I'm outside the video store.</i>

30
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<i>- That's not me.
- It's not?</i>

31
00:02:00,502 --> 00:02:04,199
Oh, I know what's happening.
There is this guy who looks just like me...

32
00:02:04,372 --> 00:02:06,431
...who goes to a lot of
the same stores I do.

33
00:02:06,608 --> 00:02:08,200
That's probably who you're seeing.

34
00:02:08,376 --> 00:02:09,400
Wow, that's amazing...

35
00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:12,512
...because his mouth is moving
in sync with what you're saying.

36
00:02:14,215 --> 00:02:16,206
<i>Carl, I know you're not saying anything.</i>

37
00:02:17,352 --> 00:02:19,650
Carl, get outside.
I know you're not talking.

38
00:02:19,821 --> 00:02:22,483
- What? All right.
- Carl.

39
00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,386
- Look who's here.
- Hey. You.

40
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Hi.

41
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- I don't believe it.
- Rooney.

42
00:02:33,568 --> 00:02:37,004
Carl Allen.
Never thought I'd see the day, my man.

43
00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:39,970
- Hey.
- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.

44
00:02:40,175 --> 00:02:42,075
No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...

45
00:02:42,243 --> 00:02:45,838
...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
keep me pretty busy.

46
00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:47,572
Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.

47
00:02:47,749 --> 00:02:50,217
So we are really excited
for you to be here, Carl...

48
00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:52,819
...because we have an announcement
to make.

49
00:02:52,987 --> 00:02:54,887
Honey, show him.

50
00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:57,619
There it is. Deal with it.

51
00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:59,089
We're engaged.

52
00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:01,660
- Oh, my God. Come on.
- Right?

53
00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:05,391
- Big step, huh?
- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.

54
00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:07,432
Man. Moving fast. That's okay.

55
00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:08,967
What has it been, six months?

56
00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,968
- No.
- Two years.

57
00:03:11,139 --> 00:03:13,607
Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.

58
00:03:14,442 --> 00:03:18,378
So anyway, we're gonna have
an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.

59
00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,605
Oh, you bastard.
Always knows how to get me.

60
00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:22,807
Nice. Carl, does that work for you?

61
00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:26,220
- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
- What's there to figure out?

62
00:03:26,821 --> 00:03:27,981
Oh, God, look who's here.

63
00:03:28,156 --> 00:03:30,750
I'm not falling for that, Carl.
What's to figure out?

64
00:03:30,925 --> 00:03:33,985
- Open bar. What's the problem?
- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.

65
00:03:34,162 --> 00:03:37,222
- The Stephanie?
- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

66
00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,327
Oh, God, that is Stephanie.

67
00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:45,303
- Looks like she's with someone there too.
- They seem to be thriving. Good for her.

68
00:03:47,475 --> 00:03:50,171
They're touching each other's genitals.
Isn't that amazing?

69
00:03:50,345 --> 00:03:53,439
I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
Okay, you know what? I gotta go.

70
00:03:53,615 --> 00:03:55,913
- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
- What?

71
00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:58,279
It's been years.
You leave every time she comes.

72
00:03:58,453 --> 00:04:01,081
Totally unrelated. It has nothing
to do with Stephanie.

73
00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:03,281
Carl. Peter.

74
00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:04,823
- Rooney.
- Stephanie, guys.

75
00:04:04,993 --> 00:04:06,255
Hey.

76
00:04:06,427 --> 00:04:08,520
- My boyfriend, Ted.
- Hey.

77
00:04:08,696 --> 00:04:11,688
<i>- I don't believe we...
- No, I don't believe we have.</i>

78
00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,463
- You're leaving?
- Yeah, unfortunately.

79
00:04:14,636 --> 00:04:17,161
Terrible timing too,
because you just got here.

80
00:04:17,338 --> 00:04:18,930
You just got here, too, Carl.

81
00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:22,668
Yeah, but he's got a thing.

82
00:04:22,844 --> 00:04:25,870
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
and there's no time.

83
00:04:26,047 --> 00:04:28,948
There's a time crunch,
and time is of the essence.

84
00:04:29,117 --> 00:04:32,780
Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.

85
00:04:34,856 --> 00:04:37,723
Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
Oh, well.

86
00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,450
Whoa!

87
00:04:48,369 --> 00:04:50,132
See you, guys.

88
00:05:09,123 --> 00:05:12,854
- Oh! Hi, Tillie.
- Morning, Carl.

89
00:05:13,027 --> 00:05:15,359
Would you like to come over
for a little breakfast?

90
00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:17,657
Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.

91
00:05:17,832 --> 00:05:20,733
- Some cereal, a little yogurt?
- Yeah, no.

92
00:05:20,902 --> 00:05:22,494
How about some toast, huh?

93
00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:25,935
You know, I have to go to work,
but thanks.

94
00:05:26,107 --> 00:05:28,371
Good show tonight.
Come check us out.

95
00:05:28,977 --> 00:05:30,968
Your loss. Hey, man,
wanna rock out tonight?

96
00:05:31,145 --> 00:05:33,705
- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
- Yep.

97
00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:37,214
- Yes?
- No, I meant yes to your no.

98
00:05:38,052 --> 00:05:39,349
Yeah, bye.

99
00:05:40,388 --> 00:05:44,484
Persianwifefinder.com.
No, thank you.

100
00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:48,723
Costume party. Yeah, no.

101
00:05:50,665 --> 00:05:51,689
Oh, boy.

102
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Here we go.

103
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- Carl Allen has reported for duty.
- I'm not a soldier, Norman.

104
00:06:00,742 --> 00:06:03,142
You're a soldier on the front line
of finance.

105
00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:06,036
Norman. Line one.

106
00:06:07,115 --> 00:06:09,583
Did you wanna get that?
In the privacy of your office?

107
00:06:09,751 --> 00:06:12,811
- I'll just get it here.
- Yeah, or that.

108
00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:14,944
You're with Norman.

109
00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:20,784
Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.

110
00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:22,293
Okay.

111
00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:26,658
Remember that promotion
we were talking about?

112
00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,233
- Yeah.
- It's not gonna happen.

113
00:06:28,403 --> 00:06:30,496
Tried to fight for you on the phone there.

114
00:06:30,672 --> 00:06:33,197
It was between you and Demko,
and they went with Demko.

115
00:06:33,374 --> 00:06:36,275
I don't care.
I didn't really want the job badly.

116
00:06:36,444 --> 00:06:39,845
I just figured after five years,
I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.

117
00:06:40,014 --> 00:06:43,108
Look at it this way:
At least you didn't get shit-canned.

118
00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:46,082
- Do you know what that means?
- Fired?

119
00:06:46,587 --> 00:06:49,852
How did you know what that meant?
Have you heard me say that before?

120
00:06:50,024 --> 00:06:51,924
No, it's a pretty common expression.

121
00:06:52,093 --> 00:06:56,826
- In my circles. I made it up.
- Well, it's catching on.

122
00:06:56,998 --> 00:07:00,058
This'll cheer you up.
I'm having a little get-together at my place.

123
00:07:00,234 --> 00:07:04,170
- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
- Oh, man.

124
00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:06,763
Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.

125
00:07:07,341 --> 00:07:09,332
- You don't know what day it is.
- When is it?

126
00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,670
- Friday.
- I'm out of town.

127
00:07:11,245 --> 00:07:13,213
You spoke at the same time
I did just then.

128
00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:16,009
Like you were committed
to saying what you were saying...

129
00:07:16,184 --> 00:07:19,244
...regardless of what I was gonna say.
- Hm.

130
00:07:20,521 --> 00:07:22,455
I admit, business has been slow.

131
00:07:22,623 --> 00:07:25,558
There's a lot less demand
for a small Rollerblade shop...

132
00:07:25,727 --> 00:07:27,786
...what with Big 5
and Sport Chalet...

133
00:07:27,995 --> 00:07:31,396
...but my designs are gonna
revolutionize the roller industry.

134
00:07:31,566 --> 00:07:35,468
I know that, Marv,
but you have no equity.

135
00:07:35,636 --> 00:07:36,796
- None.
- And your credit...

136
00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:39,496
Bad, but I don't wanna
sound desperate.

137
00:07:39,674 --> 00:07:42,700
- Yeah.
- I have no other options left.

138
00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:56,384
Carl. Hey. Long time no see.

139
00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:59,390
Nick Lane? Hey.

140
00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,529
- You don't still work at the bank, do you?
- Yeah.

141
00:08:02,697 --> 00:08:06,827
Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
eating my lunch, wearing the nametag.

142
00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:09,026
You must be running this place by now.

143
00:08:09,203 --> 00:08:12,695
I could have. Had a couple offers.
Didn't wanna get tied down.

144
00:08:12,874 --> 00:08:14,273
- How's Stephanie?
- Good.

145
00:08:14,442 --> 00:08:16,103
God.

146
00:08:16,711 --> 00:08:19,236
She's good. What have you been doing?

147
00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:22,576
I've been all over the map, man.
I've lived.

148
00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:26,277
I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
I ate bat in Laos.

149
00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:28,012
I shot a cow with a bazooka.

150
00:08:28,189 --> 00:08:31,181
I'm not proud of that last one,
but I did it, man.

151
00:08:31,359 --> 00:08:34,590
- Sounds wild.
- Wanna know my secret?

152
00:08:35,596 --> 00:08:36,722
I'm a yes man.

153
00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:39,864
The word "yes"
has changed my life. Here.

154
00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:41,763
No, thanks. I'm fine.

155
00:08:41,936 --> 00:08:43,699
"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine."

156
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,532
Wow. Okay.

157
00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:50,200
- You don't wanna work here, Carl.
- Yeah, I do.

158
00:08:50,511 --> 00:08:52,206
No, you don't.

159
00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:55,071
Why don't you take this rock...

160
00:08:55,249 --> 00:08:58,377
...throw it at that bank
and shatter the window?

161
00:08:58,553 --> 00:09:01,545
- No, thanks.
- Then ask me if I want to.

162
00:09:01,722 --> 00:09:04,316
- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
- Yes.

163
00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,457
Oh, my God.

164
00:09:07,628 --> 00:09:09,823
- What are you, nuts?
- Go to the seminar, Carl.

165
00:09:10,298 --> 00:09:11,322
<i>Stay right there.</i>

166
00:09:11,499 --> 00:09:13,330
- He's gonna break.
- Stop.

167
00:09:17,705 --> 00:09:21,835
Carl, live your life!
You won't regret it.

168
00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:24,876
- Whoo!
- Hey, stop. Stop!

169
00:09:34,889 --> 00:09:37,187
- I know you wanna see my band.
- No.

170
00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:38,816
Sorry.

171
00:09:40,761 --> 00:09:42,490
<i>- Hello?
- Stephanie?</i>

172
00:09:42,663 --> 00:09:44,995
<i>- Carl.
- Yeah, it's me.</i>

173
00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:49,296
Just felt like calling you.
I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?

174
00:09:49,737 --> 00:09:51,227
Yes, Carl. I have to go.

175
00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:54,602
- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
- Oh, that's great.

176
00:09:54,775 --> 00:09:56,800
Good for you. Good for you.

177
00:10:08,256 --> 00:10:11,714
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.

178
00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:21,828
Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
just snap it off already.

179
00:10:29,577 --> 00:10:33,513
- Pete? Hey. Where you been?
- You not been getting my calls?

180
00:10:33,681 --> 00:10:38,050
What? God, no.
Oh, I totally lost my phone.

181
00:10:38,219 --> 00:10:39,584
You're so full of shit.

182
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,389
- Here it is.
- Yeah. There it is.

183
00:10:44,558 --> 00:10:47,356
You know what, buddy?
You missed my engagement party tonight.

184
00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:51,095
Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
That was tonight?

185
00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:54,496
- Mm-hm.
- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.

186
00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:57,229
Listen, I'll make it up to you.
I promise. I swear.

187
00:10:57,405 --> 00:11:00,272
You pick the day. Any day you want,
we'll go out, swashbuckle.

188
00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:02,807
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.

189
00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:07,004
This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
This was my engagement party.

190
00:11:07,181 --> 00:11:10,173
- You only get married once.
- I certainly wouldn't do it again.

191
00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:12,751
I know, Carl.
I know that Stephanie left you.

192
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,084
And I know that you have issues because
of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.

193
00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:20,785
When's the last time you did anything fun?
You always make excuses.

194
00:11:20,962 --> 00:11:23,396
"I don't wanna commit.
I don't wanna be tied down."

195
00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:25,759
I mean, do you even know
my fiancee's last name?

196
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:28,902
Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.

197
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:33,302
- Wait. Fishwall?
- Fishwall?

198
00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:36,705
- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
- No? That's wrong?

199
00:11:36,877 --> 00:11:38,367
- It's Burns.
- Burns?

200
00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:40,908
It's Lucy Burns, Carl.

201
00:11:41,082 --> 00:11:43,778
And guess what?
She doesn't like my best friend.

202
00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,446
I keep trying to think of reasons
why she should, but you know what?

203
00:11:47,621 --> 00:11:49,486
- I can't think of any.
- Pete, l...

204
00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:52,751
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
You do whatever you want.

205
00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:56,260
I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
you're gonna end up Ionely.

206
00:11:56,430 --> 00:12:01,800
A Ionely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.

207
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,335
Hey, Carl.

208
00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:14,114
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.

209
00:12:17,051 --> 00:12:21,454
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
or does it look like he's kind of dead?

210
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:25,185
Nope. No more than usual.

211
00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:29,159
I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
thinking he might actually be dead.

212
00:12:31,432 --> 00:12:34,868
I guess I never saw him a lot,
so it's hard for me to tell the difference.

213
00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:36,798
Yeah, that's true.

214
00:12:37,471 --> 00:12:39,132
He never did much.

215
00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:40,637
- Wasn't a good friend.
- Nope.

216
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,275
Wasn't a good anything.

217
00:12:43,444 --> 00:12:47,437
- Are there more beers in the fridge?
- Sorry, last one.

218
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,446
Now, that's upsetting.

219
00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:57,256
What was that?

220
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:44,235
<i>Welcome to yes.
We are about to begin.</i>

221
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:47,099
<i>Please, find a seat.</i>

222
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:50,601
Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!

223
00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:52,302
Carl, man, hey.

224
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,573
- Carl.
- Hey, Nick.

225
00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:56,947
- You made it, man.
- Did you wanna...

226
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:59,279
Sure, let me sit down.
I knew you'd come.

227
00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:03,287
I saw it in your eyes, man.
You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.

228
00:14:03,457 --> 00:14:07,484
He's gonna blow your mind all over
the room. He's like a mind grenade.

229
00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:10,129
- I'm not sure I want that.
- Yeah, but you need it.

230
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:11,491
That's why you're here.

231
00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:15,533
You have got to start saying yes, my man,
and I mean to everything.

232
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:17,531
It's starting.

233
00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:20,063
<i>Life.</i>

234
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:23,968
<i>We are all living it. Or are we?</i>

235
00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:25,510
Ooh, heavy.

236
00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:32,084
<i>Change is generated from consciousness,
but where is consciousness generated from?</i>

237
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:34,380
<i>From the external.</i>

238
00:14:34,555 --> 00:14:38,616
<i>And how do we control the external?
With one word.</i>

239
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:40,724
<i>And what is that word?</i>

240
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,288
- Yes!
- Jeez.

241
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:47,459
Yes.

242
00:14:48,102 --> 00:14:49,126
Yes.

243
00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:53,838
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes. Yes!

244
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,441
- Yes!
- Whoo!

245
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:03,947
The word is "yes."

246
00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:07,985
Yes, yes, yes.

247
00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:10,417
- Say it a million times.
- Yes.

248
00:15:10,624 --> 00:15:12,285
Say it a million more times.

249
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:15,758
And the word you will have said
2 million times is:

250
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:18,057
Yes!

251
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,097
Yes.

252
00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:31,276
I want you to invite yes into your lives...

253
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:36,280
...because it will RSVP "yes."

254
00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:42,346
When you say yes to things,
you embrace the possible.

255
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:48,951
You gobble up all of life's energies,
and you excrete the waste.

256
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:55,902
Before we begin today,
I'd like to welcome our new members.

257
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:03,242
- Who among you is new?
- He is. This guy right here. He's new.

258
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,537
- Over here.
- Please don't. Jesus.

259
00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:11,982
- Come on up, future yes man.
- That's okay, I'm just auditing.

260
00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:19,551
You can't audit life, my friend.
Now get on up here.

261
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:25,359
- No, thanks. I'm cool.
- I'm sorry? What was that you said?

262
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:31,200
- I said, I'm cool.
- Before that.

263
00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:33,767
Thank you.

264
00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:37,001
Back up just a little bit more.

265
00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:39,941
<i>- No.
- No man. No man.</i>

266
00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:42,173
<i>No man. No man. No man.</i>

267
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,543
<i>No man. No man.</i>

268
00:16:43,717 --> 00:16:45,116
Okay.

269
00:16:46,854 --> 00:16:49,789
If the molehill won't come to Terrence...

270
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:54,182
...Terrence will come to the molehill.

271
00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:03,394
What's your name?

272
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,638
Carl.

273
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:08,439
Let me guess, Carl.

274
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:11,271
Someone talked you
into coming here today, didn't they?

275
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,870
- Yes.
- Yes!

276
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:18,780
And you're not sure about this, are you?

277
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,410
No.

278
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:24,648
<i>No man. No man.
No man. No man.</i>

279
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:26,452
You're dead, Carl.

280
00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:30,560
You say no to life,
and therefore you're not living.

281
00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:33,728
You make up excuses
to the people around you...

282
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,266
...and to yourself.

283
00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:39,330
You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
You have been for years.

284
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:43,738
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
have anything close to a girlfriend.

285
00:17:43,911 --> 00:17:45,776
And you lost the love of your life...

286
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,938
...because she couldn't be with someone
who didn't live theirs.

287
00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:56,752
And on most nights you're so bored
and filled with ennui...

288
00:17:56,924 --> 00:18:01,088
...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
necessary to masturbate.

289
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:04,222
Am I right, Carl?

290
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:12,096
I have had some trouble.

291
00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:22,137
- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
- Yes.

292
00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:25,774
<i>- Do you want to make a covenant?
- Ugh...</i>

293
00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:28,745
The word is "yes," Carl.

294
00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:30,150
- Yes!
- Yes.

295
00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:31,348
- Yes!
- Yes.

296
00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:33,015
Yes!

297
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,054
Once you leave this building...

298
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:40,222
...every time an opportunity
presents itself...

299
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,198
...no matter what it is...

300
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,429
...you will say yes.

301
00:18:45,606 --> 00:18:46,698
- Yes.
- Yes!

302
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:48,171
- Yes.
- Yes!

303
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:50,435
- Yes.
- Yes.

304
00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:53,642
What if I...

305
00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:56,543
say

306
00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:58,508
...the other word?

307
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:02,254
You'll be making a promise to yourself.

308
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:06,450
And when you break a promise
to yourself...

309
00:19:06,627 --> 00:19:09,926
...things can get a little dicey.

310
00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:12,657
What do you say, Carl?

311
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:16,297
Are you ready to make a covenant?

312
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,231
- Come on, Carl.
- Yes.

313
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:19,702
- Yes.
- Yes.

314
00:19:19,873 --> 00:19:22,000
- Yes.
- Again.

315
00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:23,609
- Yes.
- Yes.

316
00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,608
- Say it again.
- Yes!

317
00:19:27,548 --> 00:19:31,382
- Make me believe it.
- Yes, yes, yes.

318
00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:36,247
Yes!

319
00:20:04,952 --> 00:20:05,976
Hey, there he is.

320
00:20:06,153 --> 00:20:07,916
- That was really wonderful.
- Thank you.

321
00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,453
Pretty powerful stuff, huh?

322
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:11,921
- Hey. Good to have you with us.
- Yes.

323
00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:15,550
- So are you gonna do it?
- I don't know. Maybe.

324
00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:19,927
That's weird. I didn't realize
we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.

325
00:20:22,102 --> 00:20:25,299
Hey, man. That's a nice car.

326
00:20:26,106 --> 00:20:28,836
Could you drive me to Elysian Park?

327
00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:31,573
<i>Oh. Ugh...</i>

328
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,110
Yes!

329
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:37,542
Sure he can. Right, Carl?

330
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,120
Yeah, why not?

331
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:46,652
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.

332
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:56,695
- Can I use your phone?
- Go, man, go.

333
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:29,195
Keep going or this'll do,
because it doesn't really matter?

334
00:21:29,369 --> 00:21:31,564
Yeah, hold on a sec,
I can't hear myself think.

335
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:35,333
It's just a little further, man.
Just right up the hill there.

336
00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:37,238
Go ahead.

337
00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:40,069
And what did you say?

338
00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:46,646
Oh, I'm just right
over here. Okay. Yeah.

339
00:21:47,254 --> 00:21:48,482
What? Hello? Hello?

340
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:52,358
Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.

341
00:21:52,526 --> 00:21:54,187
Oh, great.

342
00:21:55,429 --> 00:21:59,388
<i>- Thanks.
- Well, gracias, amigo.</i>

343
00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:03,024
I mean, it's real nice of you
to give me a ride. Most people just say no.

344
00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:06,869
Course, I have been having a lot of luck
lately outside of that hotel.

345
00:22:07,341 --> 00:22:09,707
No problem. Have a good night.

346
00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:12,511
Can I borrow a couple bucks?

347
00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:15,905
Okay.

348
00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,109
I've come this far.

349
00:22:21,054 --> 00:22:22,715
Yes, you can.

350
00:22:22,889 --> 00:22:25,619
You got a whole lot there.
Can I have it all?

351
00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:34,766
Sure. It's all yours.

352
00:22:37,738 --> 00:22:40,138
God bless you, man.

353
00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:02,995
Oh, come on.

354
00:23:04,097 --> 00:23:05,962
Come on, come on.

355
00:23:10,404 --> 00:23:11,632
Perfect.

356
00:23:12,806 --> 00:23:16,173
 Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give
all your money away to a homeless guy?

357
00:23:16,343 --> 00:23:17,833
Yes, yes, I do.

358
00:23:18,011 --> 00:23:19,535
Letting him
burn out your phone...

359
00:23:19,713 --> 00:23:21,977
...so you can't call AAA
when you run out of gas?

360
00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:24,640
That sounds like a fucking great idea!

361
00:23:25,385 --> 00:23:27,649
Why don't you take a stroll
through the hills...

362
00:23:27,821 --> 00:23:31,188
...and get killed by the Manson family?
Don't mind if I do.

363
00:23:48,508 --> 00:23:50,339
Come on, man.

364
00:23:52,846 --> 00:23:56,304
Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.

365
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:16,292
Would you like to carry a 20-pound
container of gas up a giant hill to your car?

366
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:19,564
Oh, could I? Could I really?

367
00:24:20,974 --> 00:24:22,464
That's a good look.

368
00:24:24,377 --> 00:24:27,904
- Hi. Did you just take my picture?
- Maybe.

369
00:24:29,049 --> 00:24:31,210
Did you just run out of gas?

370
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:32,982
Maybe.

371
00:24:34,688 --> 00:24:38,647
That sucks.
That happened to me last week.

372
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,656
When you were driving
out of your way...

373
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:44,593
...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
your battery so you couldn't call AAA?

374
00:24:44,765 --> 00:24:47,563
No. I take it
that's what happened to you.

375
00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:50,134
No. Why would you assume that?

376
00:24:52,038 --> 00:24:53,335
He used up your phone?

377
00:24:53,507 --> 00:24:57,443
Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
homeless man on the planet.

378
00:24:57,611 --> 00:25:00,205
He was staying connected.
It was good to see.

379
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:03,372
I'm just glad that I could
be a part of it, really.

380
00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:06,178
- That must feel good.
- Oh, truly, truly.

381
00:25:06,353 --> 00:25:08,844
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
which is cool.

382
00:25:09,523 --> 00:25:11,218
Well, do you need a ride?

383
00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:13,850
On that thing?

384
00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:26,732
Am I going too fast for you?

385
00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:29,774
No. In fact, I think you should go faster.

386
00:25:29,943 --> 00:25:32,707
That way if we crash, at least I'll die.

387
00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:35,609
I just don't wanna
be kept alive artificially.

388
00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:49,792
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking a picture. Smile.

389
00:25:51,097 --> 00:25:55,727
- I can't see. I'm blind.
- Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!

390
00:26:08,148 --> 00:26:12,209
Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.

391
00:26:14,354 --> 00:26:16,686
- Well, thanks again for the ride.
- No problem.

392
00:26:16,857 --> 00:26:20,088
Hopefully the color will return
to your face sometime soon.

393
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,252
- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
- Really?

394
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,922
I never would've guessed that.
You seemed so at ease on two.

395
00:26:28,869 --> 00:26:32,669
- Can I have my helmet back now?
- I'm still wearing it, aren't I?

396
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:33,999
Yeah.

397
00:26:35,508 --> 00:26:37,339
Thanks.

398
00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:39,638
So you okay?

399
00:26:39,813 --> 00:26:43,010
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
stick around and make out.

400
00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:45,708
- What?
- What did you say?

401
00:26:49,389 --> 00:26:50,947
Hey, l...

402
00:26:56,263 --> 00:26:58,288
Have a good night.

403
00:27:23,590 --> 00:27:25,490
Yes.

404
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,368
"Yes always leads
to something good.

405
00:27:40,407 --> 00:27:42,602
Never avoid opportunities.

406
00:27:42,776 --> 00:27:44,869
They may come in any form."

407
00:27:49,382 --> 00:27:52,613
<i>- Hello?
- Carl, it's your buddy Norman.</i>

408
00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:55,721
Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
than your boss, right?

409
00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:57,618
I guess.

410
00:27:58,892 --> 00:28:01,759
So look, we're kind of short
on Saturday staff.

411
00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:03,589
Is there any way you could come in?

412
00:28:04,597 --> 00:28:05,825
Sure.

413
00:28:05,999 --> 00:28:09,457
Nothing I like better than the inside
of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.

414
00:28:09,636 --> 00:28:13,868
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
magical about this place.

415
00:28:18,011 --> 00:28:21,970
Would I like to increase the size
of my penis?

416
00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:24,208
Right.

417
00:28:24,784 --> 00:28:26,445
Like I need that.

418
00:28:30,824 --> 00:28:35,693
<i>- Persian wifefinder.
- Hi there. I am Faranoush.</i>

419
00:28:35,862 --> 00:28:38,353
<i>Would you be the man for me?</i>

420
00:28:38,798 --> 00:28:40,561
I guess so.

421
00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:44,933
Excuse me. I'd like to apply
for a small-business loan.

422
00:28:45,105 --> 00:28:46,402
And what's your business?

423
00:28:46,573 --> 00:28:49,804
I bake cakes in the shape
of different celebrities' faces.

424
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:54,169
- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
- No. It's Bono.

425
00:28:54,714 --> 00:28:57,239
Oh. Yeah, right.

426
00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:59,783
Let's hope it doesn't taste
like Mickey Rourke.

427
00:29:01,154 --> 00:29:02,485
So, what do you think?

428
00:29:05,825 --> 00:29:07,383
I think yes.

429
00:29:12,632 --> 00:29:14,190
Inta-maresting.

430
00:29:14,701 --> 00:29:16,134
Cakes, huh?

431
00:29:16,302 --> 00:29:20,398
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
on it, Norm.

432
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:23,238
- You called me Norm.
- Yeah.

433
00:29:23,410 --> 00:29:26,937
- Could that, like, be my nickname?
- Yeah. I guess.

434
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:31,948
Oh, nice. I like your style.
Car. That could be yours.

435
00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:34,017
Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...

436
00:29:34,187 --> 00:29:36,382
But it's the kind of dazzle
we need around here.

437
00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,421
- Yeah.
- And you know what I did?

438
00:29:38,591 --> 00:29:39,615
What?

439
00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:44,355
That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:

440
00:29:44,531 --> 00:29:48,126
"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
or along with Demko...

441
00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:50,735
...whichever, or I walk."

442
00:29:50,904 --> 00:29:53,168
Really? What did they say?

443
00:29:53,339 --> 00:29:57,070
Well, they were quite attracted to the me
walking option, you know, for a moment.

444
00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,575
- But then I threw that off the table.
- Good move.

445
00:29:59,746 --> 00:30:03,204
And they said if you started to show
some initiative, I could promote you.

446
00:30:03,983 --> 00:30:05,007
And?

447
00:30:05,218 --> 00:30:06,549
- Well, you're doing it.
- Yeah?

448
00:30:06,719 --> 00:30:08,482
- Yeah, the whole cake thing.
- Yeah.

449
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,384
- You're making up nicknames.
- Okay.

450
00:30:10,557 --> 00:30:12,422
Know what?
I called Demko this morning...

451
00:30:12,592 --> 00:30:14,890
...to ask if he could work,
and know what he said?

452
00:30:15,061 --> 00:30:17,256
- No.
- How did you know that?

453
00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:18,454
He's not here.

454
00:30:18,631 --> 00:30:20,997
- Yeah, but you are, Car.
- Yeah.

455
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:24,159
And that's why I'm gonna
give the job to you.

456
00:30:24,537 --> 00:30:27,836
Norm, that's amazing.
Oh, my God. Thank you.

457
00:30:28,007 --> 00:30:32,034
Nice little raise in it for you too.
Bump up your salary to 65.

458
00:30:32,212 --> 00:30:35,045
- Thousand?
- Of course, thousand.

459
00:30:35,215 --> 00:30:38,082
Come on, let's step this thing
up a notch, Broseph.

460
00:30:39,986 --> 00:30:41,010
See what I did there?

461
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:46,489
I joined "bro" with "Joseph." Broseph.
Pretty cool, huh?

462
00:30:46,993 --> 00:30:48,483
Very cool, Norm.

463
00:30:52,565 --> 00:30:55,557
I have been such a dick and a douche.

464
00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:58,368
More of a douche
than a dick, probably...

465
00:30:58,538 --> 00:31:01,336
...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
I mean, really.

466
00:31:01,608 --> 00:31:06,170
- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
- I'm telling you, man, things are different.

467
00:31:06,346 --> 00:31:08,871
Okay. Wait, so wait.
You have to say yes to everything?

468
00:31:09,048 --> 00:31:12,814
Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...

469
00:31:12,986 --> 00:31:17,013
...and things are changing for me.
It's like the era of yes has begun.

470
00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:20,159
All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
I'm all for it.

471
00:31:20,326 --> 00:31:22,590
Excuse me.
Could we get another round of drinks?

472
00:31:22,762 --> 00:31:24,627
And actually, we're gonna start a tab...

473
00:31:24,797 --> 00:31:27,766
...and our good friend here, Carl,
will be taking care of it.

474
00:31:29,469 --> 00:31:34,065
- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
- Yes. Yes, I am.

475
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,605
Okay.

476
00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:43,946
I should be prepping my case for Monday,
but I cannot miss this.

477
00:31:44,117 --> 00:31:47,314
Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.

478
00:31:48,788 --> 00:31:52,815
Boy, you guys are really
into this yes thing.

479
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:58,762
Argh!

480
00:32:01,501 --> 00:32:02,934
Okay, okay.

481
00:32:23,189 --> 00:32:24,349
He did it.

482
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,665
Drinks on me.

483
00:32:36,536 --> 00:32:37,730
Crazy, man.

484
00:32:39,138 --> 00:32:40,503
Carl, that was so awesome.

485
00:32:40,673 --> 00:32:43,141
- Okay.
- Excuse me. Could l...

486
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,140
Absolutely.

487
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:49,509
I don't think that's what she was
asking for, but all right.

488
00:32:52,485 --> 00:32:54,453
Was I chewing gum before?

489
00:32:54,621 --> 00:32:57,146
Hey. What do you
think you're doing, asshole?

490
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:59,985
Easy, easy.
It was a little misunderstanding, okay?

491
00:33:00,159 --> 00:33:05,358
I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
You gotta say yes to life.

492
00:33:05,531 --> 00:33:08,694
I made a sacred "conevant."

493
00:33:09,202 --> 00:33:10,829
That sounded naughty.

494
00:33:11,471 --> 00:33:14,269
- I think you and I need to step outside.
- No. God, no.

495
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,773
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.

496
00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:20,771
Okay. But if I win...

497
00:33:20,947 --> 00:33:24,815
...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
to a ball...

498
00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:27,316
...because she deserves that.

499
00:33:27,487 --> 00:33:30,945
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

500
00:33:31,691 --> 00:33:33,682
That is so nice.

501
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:38,588
Oh, shit.

502
00:33:41,668 --> 00:33:45,331
All right. He punched me
right in the face, man.

503
00:33:45,505 --> 00:33:48,133
- Don't worry. I got your back.
- You don't have anybody's.

504
00:33:48,308 --> 00:33:50,003
I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.

505
00:33:50,176 --> 00:33:52,906
- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
- I know.

506
00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:55,013
Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?

507
00:33:55,181 --> 00:33:58,742
Yeah, we're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?

508
00:33:58,918 --> 00:34:01,182
You want some, huh, more?

509
00:34:01,354 --> 00:34:04,721
Because I am open for business, okay?
Oh, where'd I go?

510
00:34:05,358 --> 00:34:06,950
Oh, where'd I go?

511
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:09,219
Yeah, how do you fight
what you can't see?

512
00:34:10,496 --> 00:34:13,829
<i>Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?</i>

513
00:34:14,233 --> 00:34:16,633
Because I'm gonna take this foot...

514
00:34:16,803 --> 00:34:20,569
...and I'm gonna whop you
on that side of your face...

515
00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:23,334
...and there's not a goddamn thing
you can do about it.

516
00:34:25,244 --> 00:34:27,644
Just don't break my teeth
off on the curb, okay?

517
00:34:27,814 --> 00:34:31,682
But let's really sell this.
Give them a show.

518
00:34:31,851 --> 00:34:32,875
What?

519
00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:37,853
First, we have
to establish the ground rules.

520
00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:41,391
And the ground rules are
there are no ground rules.

521
00:34:45,798 --> 00:34:48,665
Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.

522
00:34:48,968 --> 00:34:51,596
Well, maybe you need to start
being the right guy.

523
00:34:51,771 --> 00:34:53,295
That's why you got punched out...

524
00:34:53,473 --> 00:34:57,034
...because you got the wrong attitude
right out of the gate.

525
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,609
I'm over here, dickhole.

526
00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:02,740
Oh, my God. That's so funny.

527
00:35:03,049 --> 00:35:05,040
You're a complete...

528
00:35:06,319 --> 00:35:07,343
You all right?

529
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,613
I almost blocked it.
Didn't get there in time.

530
00:35:09,789 --> 00:35:11,518
Okay, we're done.
We've been drinking.

531
00:35:11,691 --> 00:35:13,682
- He's really been drinking.
- Seriously, man.

532
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,725
I'm glad we had this experience.

533
00:35:16,062 --> 00:35:21,295
- I think we both grew from it. Call me.
- You asshole.

534
00:35:22,835 --> 00:35:28,137
- We really did.
- Yeah. We did, bud.

535
00:35:31,344 --> 00:35:33,778
She's never gonna go to a ball.

536
00:35:33,946 --> 00:35:36,744
No. No, she's not.

537
00:36:08,414 --> 00:36:12,475
- Okay. Tillie, there you are.
- Hi, Carl.

538
00:36:12,652 --> 00:36:14,051
What can I do for you?

539
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:17,553
Well, I was wondering if you could help me
put up some shelves.

540
00:36:18,558 --> 00:36:20,150
Oh, really?

541
00:36:26,399 --> 00:36:32,497
Okay. That should just about do it.

542
00:36:32,672 --> 00:36:36,073
- I'll see you later, Tillie.
- That was wonderful, Carl.

543
00:36:37,009 --> 00:36:39,807
Oh, not so fast.

544
00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:41,812
What are you doing?

545
00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:46,618
- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
- Oh, that's okay.

546
00:36:46,786 --> 00:36:49,346
I'm getting so forgetful.

547
00:36:49,522 --> 00:36:52,582
- It happens with age.
- Don't worry about it.

548
00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:55,556
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.

549
00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:59,824
Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
is good enough for me.

550
00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:03,558
You are so handsome.

551
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:08,267
How come I never see you
with a girl over there?

552
00:37:08,441 --> 00:37:14,107
Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
but I am dating.

553
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,942
- Would you like a release?
- I'm sorry?

554
00:37:17,116 --> 00:37:19,949
You know, a sexual release?

555
00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:21,483
<i>Uh...</i>

556
00:37:22,421 --> 00:37:26,721
- What do I do here?
- Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.

557
00:37:26,893 --> 00:37:30,556
You just lay back
and I will take care of everything.

558
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:34,097
I don't know what to say here.
I'm stumped. I'm baffled.

559
00:37:34,267 --> 00:37:37,327
I don't know if I'm gonna be able
to say yes to this one, Till.

560
00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:40,768
- Oh, come on.
- But thanks for the offer and the image.

561
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:45,900
And I've got this thing I gotta do,
so I'll be seeing you.

562
00:37:47,146 --> 00:37:50,206
In my nightmares.

563
00:37:51,584 --> 00:37:53,848
Oh, come on, give me a break.

564
00:37:54,854 --> 00:37:58,051
Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
That's ridiculous.

565
00:37:58,224 --> 00:38:02,957
Get out of there.
If I wanna say no, I'll say no!

566
00:38:17,043 --> 00:38:18,067
Nice dog.

567
00:38:29,755 --> 00:38:34,124
Just relax. I'll handle this.

568
00:38:39,832 --> 00:38:41,390
Oh, God!

569
00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:46,164
<i>Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...</i>

570
00:38:46,973 --> 00:38:48,065
Wow.

571
00:38:48,374 --> 00:38:50,604
<i>That... Oh...</i>

572
00:38:52,144 --> 00:38:53,611
<i>That is a...</i>

573
00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:55,576
How are you doing that? Ay!

574
00:39:02,288 --> 00:39:05,815
<i>"Costume party. Come as your favorite
Harry Potter character."</i>

575
00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:07,016
You got it, Norm.

576
00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:56,065
Hi.

577
00:39:58,244 --> 00:40:01,736
Really? I've always wanted
to try it. Yeah.

578
00:40:01,914 --> 00:40:04,781
So I can expect delivery anytime
between 8 a.m. and 5:30?

579
00:40:06,152 --> 00:40:08,086
Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...

580
00:40:08,254 --> 00:40:11,121
...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, come on in.

581
00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:15,488
- Buttercup Girls.
- Buttercup Girls.

582
00:40:17,163 --> 00:40:18,994
Yeah. All right.

583
00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:25,631
Hey. It's really working. Ah!

584
00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:33,612
It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.

585
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:37,340
I do wanna take guitar lessons.
I do wanna learn how to fly.

586
00:40:37,516 --> 00:40:39,177
Yes, I would like to learn Korean.

587
00:40:39,351 --> 00:40:46,348
<i>I would understand</i>

588
00:40:48,527 --> 00:40:50,017
All right, now I got it.

589
00:40:53,999 --> 00:40:55,261
Whoa.

590
00:41:08,848 --> 00:41:11,009
What did he call me?

591
00:41:16,622 --> 00:41:17,646
Homeless.

592
00:41:18,858 --> 00:41:20,655
Come and get it.

593
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,828
There you are. You want some?

594
00:41:23,028 --> 00:41:24,359
He never listens.

595
00:41:25,698 --> 00:41:26,722
Yeah.

596
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,833
I wanna start an
organic-fertilizer distribution business.

597
00:41:34,974 --> 00:41:36,032
Next.

598
00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:40,677
- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
- You know what? I'd love to.

599
00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:42,541
Way to stick in there.

600
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,198
There you go.

601
00:42:03,435 --> 00:42:05,801
Hey. I came.

602
00:42:06,372 --> 00:42:08,067
Great.

603
00:42:09,441 --> 00:42:10,703
Yeah.

604
00:42:12,511 --> 00:42:14,206
Rolling Rock, please.

605
00:42:17,116 --> 00:42:19,949
- From the dawn of time...
- In the netherworld.

606
00:42:21,754 --> 00:42:23,415
There was a band.

607
00:42:23,589 --> 00:42:25,614
Oh, yes, there was.

608
00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:27,657
And we were that band.

609
00:42:27,827 --> 00:42:29,624
Yes, we were.

610
00:42:29,829 --> 00:42:31,558
And that band made rock 'n' roll.

611
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,288
Oh, yes, they did.

612
00:42:34,099 --> 00:42:38,559
And that band ate arame
and other sea vegetables.

613
00:42:38,737 --> 00:42:40,170
Yeah.

614
00:42:40,339 --> 00:42:43,399
And that band was rad.

615
00:42:46,445 --> 00:42:51,439
Hello, Jake, Penelope,
Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.

616
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:54,517
- We are Munchausen by Proxy.
- You're kidding me.

617
00:42:54,687 --> 00:42:56,814
<i>I should have been the one
To break up with you</i>

618
00:42:56,989 --> 00:42:58,923
<i>You said, "Who are you?"</i>

619
00:42:59,091 --> 00:43:00,922
<i>Who are you?</i>

620
00:43:01,093 --> 00:43:06,497
<i>I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
You said, "Who are you?"</i>

621
00:43:06,665 --> 00:43:08,530
<i>Who are you?</i>

622
00:43:08,901 --> 00:43:13,964
<i>If I got a call that said you were dead
You said, "Who are you?"</i>

623
00:43:14,139 --> 00:43:16,164
<i>Who are you?</i>

624
00:43:16,342 --> 00:43:21,109
<i>I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
You said, "Who are you?"</i>

625
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,771
<i>Who are you?</i>

626
00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:28,386
Hey, did you ever meet my friend lan?
He's a computer hacker.

627
00:43:28,554 --> 00:43:32,012
He helped me erase your MySpace page.

628
00:43:32,191 --> 00:43:36,560
And your band's MySpace page.
And your Facebook page.

629
00:43:36,729 --> 00:43:38,629
Happy networking, asshole.

630
00:43:54,914 --> 00:43:59,476
<i>Don't call me past 11 p.m.
It won't happen again</i>

631
00:43:59,652 --> 00:44:01,517
<i>Happened once, it happened twice</i>

632
00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:05,350
<i>It happened three times,
Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe</i>

633
00:44:05,524 --> 00:44:08,459
<i>Maybe it happened six times
But it won't happen a seventh time</i>

634
00:44:08,627 --> 00:44:10,527
<i>No, no, no, no</i>

635
00:44:14,133 --> 00:44:18,160
<i>I'm not your late night booty call</i>

636
00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:22,530
<i>Whore no more</i>

637
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:27,611
<i>Don't call me past 11 p.m.
It won't happen again</i>

638
00:44:28,213 --> 00:44:29,942
<i>You can call me at 10:59</i>

639
00:44:30,115 --> 00:44:34,643
<i>But don't call me at 11
'Cause that's my rule now</i>

640
00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:47,521
Can I get a water?

641
00:44:52,204 --> 00:44:55,367
Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.

642
00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:58,942
Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
Now I remember.

643
00:44:59,111 --> 00:45:01,875
- What are you doing here?
- I know. Is this crazy or what?

644
00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:04,015
- It's so crazy.
- Yeah.

645
00:45:04,183 --> 00:45:06,743
- Are you stalking me?
- No. I would never do that.

646
00:45:06,919 --> 00:45:09,888
By the way, your new living-room
furniture looks great from the yard.

647
00:45:11,256 --> 00:45:15,920
- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
- Thanks.

648
00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:19,462
Yeah. Strong lyrics.
You just make that stuff up?

649
00:45:19,631 --> 00:45:22,464
- It comes from personal experience.
- Cool.

650
00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:23,931
You want a drink?

651
00:45:24,136 --> 00:45:27,299
Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.

652
00:45:27,473 --> 00:45:30,636
<i>- So I have to go, but...
- Oh, really?</i>

653
00:45:32,911 --> 00:45:35,471
But you can walk me to my scooter.

654
00:45:36,882 --> 00:45:39,282
I teach a jogging photo group...

655
00:45:39,451 --> 00:45:43,854
...for people who want to both exercise
and practice photography.

656
00:45:44,023 --> 00:45:46,423
Oh, yeah,
that's getting very popular now.

657
00:45:46,592 --> 00:45:50,585
It's in Griffith Park
and we do a loop. It's about five miles.

658
00:45:50,763 --> 00:45:53,061
It's at 6 a.m.

659
00:45:53,232 --> 00:45:57,498
Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a.m.
In, like, never.

660
00:45:57,669 --> 00:46:01,799
- That's early.
- Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.

661
00:46:03,175 --> 00:46:04,608
Okay, so you're in a band...

662
00:46:04,777 --> 00:46:07,871
...you do the jogging photography,
what else?

663
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,173
Whatever I want.

664
00:46:10,349 --> 00:46:13,716
I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.

665
00:46:13,886 --> 00:46:16,320
Yeah, that's cool.
I've done some charity work.

666
00:46:16,488 --> 00:46:18,752
And some nude modeling, FYI.

667
00:46:20,059 --> 00:46:23,119
<i>Good to know, if, you know,
if I ever need to...</i>

668
00:46:25,064 --> 00:46:28,898
So anyway, my answer is yes.
I'd be happy to go out with you.

669
00:46:29,068 --> 00:46:31,161
I didn't ask you out.

670
00:46:31,336 --> 00:46:33,531
Could have fooled me
with that modeling comment.

671
00:46:33,705 --> 00:46:35,104
You said that.

672
00:46:35,274 --> 00:46:37,902
Well, whoever said it,
it made me very uncomfortable.

673
00:46:40,279 --> 00:46:42,804
Hey, why don't you
come to my class tomorrow?

674
00:46:42,981 --> 00:46:47,042
Why don't you stop smothering me?
Seriously. It's way too much too soon.

675
00:46:47,219 --> 00:46:48,413
Yeah, I'd love to.

676
00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:53,890
<i>Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...</i>

677
00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:57,324
- Carl.
- Allison.

678
00:47:14,146 --> 00:47:15,170
Yeah, Rooney?

679
00:47:15,347 --> 00:47:17,076
<i>Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.</i>

680
00:47:17,249 --> 00:47:20,810
<i>Got a case of Red Bull.
Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?</i>

681
00:47:20,986 --> 00:47:22,544
Yeah.

682
00:47:30,129 --> 00:47:32,563
Okay, guys, everybody ready?
Cameras loaded?

683
00:47:32,731 --> 00:47:33,993
- Allison?
- Yeah?

684
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:36,031
Do we need to use a flash?

685
00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,032
Not when the sun's up, Reggie.

686
00:47:46,478 --> 00:47:49,709
Beautiful night, guys.
You take it to the limit, and I respect that.

687
00:47:49,882 --> 00:47:52,680
Hit me on the cell this week.
Let's do it again.

688
00:47:52,851 --> 00:47:56,912
Carl, if somebody asked me to
describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"

689
00:47:57,089 --> 00:48:00,149
Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
but I feel comfortable.

690
00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:04,261
Look how close I'm getting.
Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.

691
00:48:05,030 --> 00:48:07,055
Allison, I'm here.

692
00:48:08,734 --> 00:48:09,894
Allison.

693
00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:14,262
Hey. Who were those guys?

694
00:48:14,439 --> 00:48:17,738
That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.

695
00:48:17,910 --> 00:48:20,811
We hit a couple raves last night.
It was totally off the hook.

696
00:48:20,979 --> 00:48:23,277
- You seem a little hyper.
- Had a couple Red Bulls.

697
00:48:23,448 --> 00:48:27,179
Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.

698
00:48:27,352 --> 00:48:29,217
I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.

699
00:48:29,388 --> 00:48:31,754
Can't really see it right now,
unless you do this.

700
00:48:31,924 --> 00:48:35,360
That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
make you crash pretty hard?

701
00:48:35,527 --> 00:48:38,257
No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.

702
00:48:38,430 --> 00:48:41,422
No. Hey, after we jog,
we should get a Red Bull.

703
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,000
You and I could get a Red Bull.
We could share.

704
00:48:44,169 --> 00:48:45,761
- Okay, that'd be fu...
- Red Bull.

705
00:48:45,938 --> 00:48:47,064
- That sounds...
- Red Bull.

706
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:48,466
- I think I'd...
- Red Bull.

707
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,938
- I'd really...
- Red Bull.

708
00:48:51,109 --> 00:48:53,202
Red Bull.

709
00:48:53,779 --> 00:48:58,443
Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
Everybody, this is Carl.

710
00:48:58,617 --> 00:49:01,017
- Carl, this is everybody.
- Hey, everybody.

711
00:49:01,820 --> 00:49:05,381
Come on. Let's get into shipshape.

712
00:49:12,364 --> 00:49:13,956
Oh, it's a good one.

713
00:49:16,068 --> 00:49:17,057
Hold that.

714
00:49:18,403 --> 00:49:19,529
Got it.

715
00:49:29,648 --> 00:49:31,707
Hey, Carl, you okay?

716
00:49:34,453 --> 00:49:36,444
Hold it right there.

717
00:49:51,770 --> 00:49:53,260
That's good.

718
00:49:54,506 --> 00:49:59,500
I can't put my finger on you.
You're kind of unpredictable.

719
00:49:59,878 --> 00:50:01,812
Kind of mysterious.

720
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,106
You know, listen.

721
00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:06,718
I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
I like to mix it up.

722
00:50:06,885 --> 00:50:09,217
If that doesn't jive with you,
we should end this.

723
00:50:09,388 --> 00:50:11,253
I love that.

724
00:50:11,423 --> 00:50:14,620
I don't know how people go through life
with the same boring routine.

725
00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:16,852
- Just shoot me.
- I know. Right in the face.

726
00:50:17,029 --> 00:50:20,465
Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
astounded at how content he was...

727
00:50:20,632 --> 00:50:23,294
...just living his life
in this closed-off little box.

728
00:50:23,468 --> 00:50:27,131
I know. It's so frustrating. I just
wanna grab these people and shake them.

729
00:50:27,306 --> 00:50:31,037
Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
on a little thing called life."

730
00:50:31,209 --> 00:50:32,938
- That's so true.
- Yeah.

731
00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:36,872
So, what happened
to closed-off-little-box boy?

732
00:50:37,049 --> 00:50:40,314
It just didn't work out. It's a long story.

733
00:50:40,485 --> 00:50:43,886
Yeah? Same story
you were singing about last night?

734
00:50:44,723 --> 00:50:46,315
Might be.

735
00:50:47,225 --> 00:50:50,194
Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
Probe no further.

736
00:50:50,362 --> 00:50:53,627
Okay, if you must know,
we lived together.

737
00:50:53,799 --> 00:50:56,791
I thought he was it, the one,
or whatever.

738
00:50:56,968 --> 00:51:00,597
And then surprise, he ended it,
out of nowhere for no reason.

739
00:51:00,772 --> 00:51:02,137
Gone, never saw him again.

740
00:51:03,008 --> 00:51:06,705
Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.

741
00:51:07,179 --> 00:51:10,239
Next time you should warn me
about the length of the story, though.

742
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:11,507
Kind of dragged on.

743
00:51:11,683 --> 00:51:14,015
- I'll work on that.
- Yeah, just trim the fat.

744
00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:18,719
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.

745
00:51:29,968 --> 00:51:32,436
She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.

746
00:51:32,604 --> 00:51:35,072
She has no clue what she's doing
and she doesn't care.

747
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,730
She's the complete opposite of me.

748
00:51:36,908 --> 00:51:39,206
Carl, could you
please pass the Cholula?

749
00:51:39,378 --> 00:51:41,346
Sure, Faranoush.

750
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,713
How did you two meet again?

751
00:51:43,882 --> 00:51:47,545
Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool.
You should check it out.

752
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,119
- I'm engaged.
- Oh, yeah.

753
00:51:50,288 --> 00:51:52,688
Should you talk about Allison
in front of Faranoush?

754
00:51:52,858 --> 00:51:55,725
It's okay, man. We just met.
She knows it's not exclusive.

755
00:51:55,894 --> 00:51:59,728
- Besides, she's totally not my type.
- I can hear you.

756
00:51:59,898 --> 00:52:01,297
Sorry, Faranoush.

757
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:05,700
Anyway, I never would've met Allison
if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.

758
00:52:05,871 --> 00:52:08,032
You wouldn't be on a date
with a strange woman.

759
00:52:08,206 --> 00:52:10,606
- No offense, Faranoush.
- None taken.

760
00:52:10,776 --> 00:52:13,870
I didn't realize
I was dealing with a no man.

761
00:52:14,045 --> 00:52:17,572
No, I think it's great.
Throw this away for me, will you?

762
00:52:20,652 --> 00:52:22,950
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.

763
00:52:24,823 --> 00:52:29,055
- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
- Hello.

764
00:52:31,163 --> 00:52:32,960
So my friends are being really lame...

765
00:52:33,131 --> 00:52:36,294
...and nobody's offered
to throw me a bridal shower.

766
00:52:36,468 --> 00:52:38,834
Hey, I have an idea.

767
00:52:39,171 --> 00:52:42,072
Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
a bridal shower?

768
00:52:42,441 --> 00:52:45,342
Yeah. Sure.

769
00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:47,740
Why not? That'd be great.
Yeah, I'd love that.

770
00:52:47,913 --> 00:52:49,471
- Problem solved.
- Yeah.

771
00:52:55,287 --> 00:52:57,380
- Really?
- Yeah.

772
00:52:57,556 --> 00:53:00,582
Well, thanks, Carl.

773
00:53:00,959 --> 00:53:05,020
Thanks, that's really sweet.

774
00:53:05,464 --> 00:53:07,329
- That's great.
- That is sweet, Carl.

775
00:53:07,499 --> 00:53:09,490
Thanks, Faranoush.

776
00:53:09,768 --> 00:53:12,532
Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
for me and Allison.

777
00:53:12,704 --> 00:53:13,966
Costumes for what?

778
00:53:15,474 --> 00:53:18,068
<i>Expelliarmus! Just kidding.</i>

779
00:53:18,243 --> 00:53:20,336
That's okay. I blocked it
and deflected it back.

780
00:53:20,512 --> 00:53:24,312
Oh. Kaching!
Wow. Cool costume, my man.

781
00:53:24,483 --> 00:53:27,043
The only one they had left
was for toddlers.

782
00:53:27,219 --> 00:53:30,484
This is Allison
and her wand made from a sequoia.

783
00:53:31,523 --> 00:53:32,751
- Hi.
- You must be Norman.

784
00:53:32,924 --> 00:53:37,088
Yes, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming. Come in.

785
00:53:38,497 --> 00:53:41,091
Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
you know...

786
00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:42,893
...chips, dips...

787
00:53:43,068 --> 00:53:46,401
...and good people, just like you two.

788
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:48,536
- Thanks.
- Pace yourselves.

789
00:53:48,707 --> 00:53:50,436
It's gonna be a crazy night.

790
00:53:56,147 --> 00:53:58,843
- Get in there, play the zone.
- Come on.

791
00:53:59,017 --> 00:54:01,542
- Good dip, huh, H.P.?
- Mm.

792
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:05,884
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
an exclusive membership card.

793
00:54:06,057 --> 00:54:09,026
And with that card, I get access
to the whole place.

794
00:54:09,194 --> 00:54:12,789
I can buy large quantities of anything
at discount prices.

795
00:54:13,164 --> 00:54:15,325
Can't anyone get one of those cards?

796
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,463
No, don't think so.
But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.

797
00:54:20,238 --> 00:54:22,832
- Yeah, put in a good word for us.
- That would be great.

798
00:54:24,543 --> 00:54:27,478
<i>Feels strange to be going home,
doesn't it?</i>

799
00:54:27,812 --> 00:54:31,339
"I'm not going home, not really."

800
00:54:34,185 --> 00:54:35,982
<i>Oh, bye.</i>

801
00:54:40,492 --> 00:54:43,950
<i>Alrighty, gang.
Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?</i>

802
00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:55,631
- Well, thanks for coming, guys.
- So nice to meet you.

803
00:54:55,807 --> 00:54:58,332
Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
And hey.

804
00:54:58,510 --> 00:55:01,741
That's right. Come in. I'll go in.

805
00:55:01,913 --> 00:55:05,713
Keep your hand there like in a shake.
The other hand goes around for a hug.

806
00:55:05,884 --> 00:55:09,217
- Yeah. Tap it.
- Thanks for walking me through that.

807
00:55:09,387 --> 00:55:11,184
- That's all right.
- Bye.

808
00:55:11,356 --> 00:55:14,450
Okay, guys,
all aboard the Hogwarts Express.

809
00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:16,685
Next stop, Azkaban.

810
00:55:25,136 --> 00:55:26,398
Hey.

811
00:55:26,805 --> 00:55:28,966
Do you wanna drive?

812
00:55:35,246 --> 00:55:38,647
- Hey, you're getting better.
- Yeah, not bad, huh?

813
00:55:39,985 --> 00:55:42,283
Whoa. Yep, I got it.

814
00:55:48,059 --> 00:55:50,357
I got an idea.

815
00:55:56,034 --> 00:56:00,334
- We can't do this.
- Why? You scared?

816
00:56:03,408 --> 00:56:07,777
Hurry. Somebody's coming.
And I think I see something. Hurry.

817
00:56:10,682 --> 00:56:15,585
- This is crazy.
- I know, but it's great.

818
00:56:41,579 --> 00:56:44,139
This is unreal.

819
00:56:44,382 --> 00:56:46,509
I couldn't agree more.

820
00:56:56,728 --> 00:56:58,059
<i>Ooh</i>

821
00:57:00,365 --> 00:57:01,855
<i>Ooh</i>

822
00:57:07,605 --> 00:57:08,902
<i>Ooh</i>

823
00:57:24,355 --> 00:57:28,189
You know, I've never let anyone
drive my scooter before.

824
00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:32,524
I've never let anyone kiss me
on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.

825
00:57:56,955 --> 00:57:59,014
Good evening, Los Angeles.

826
00:57:59,190 --> 00:58:02,387
Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
Munchausen by Proxy.

827
00:58:04,028 --> 00:58:05,689
I'm your biggest fan. Bang!

828
00:58:05,864 --> 00:58:07,058
I killed her.

829
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:09,828
I'm a somebody.

830
00:58:11,035 --> 00:58:13,230
I don't know about that.

831
00:58:13,404 --> 00:58:15,998
- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
- I don't think so.

832
00:58:16,174 --> 00:58:19,371
- We don't have that much of a following.
- What are you talking about?

833
00:58:19,544 --> 00:58:22,274
Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
They can't be trusted.

834
00:58:22,447 --> 00:58:27,441
There's me and my friends. That makes
eight or nine very unstable people.

835
00:58:27,619 --> 00:58:31,783
- How many people can this place even hold?
- Like 17,000.

836
00:58:31,956 --> 00:58:36,825
So each one of us invites 1800
of our closest friends.

837
00:58:36,995 --> 00:58:39,930
No need.
I know our music isn't that mainstream.

838
00:58:40,098 --> 00:58:41,929
- What?
- I love doing it.

839
00:58:42,433 --> 00:58:43,900
It's like my photography.

840
00:58:44,068 --> 00:58:46,536
I know there isn't that much demand
for photographs...

841
00:58:46,704 --> 00:58:48,296
<i>...taken while running, but...</i>

842
00:58:48,473 --> 00:58:50,600
I wasn't gonna say anything.

843
00:58:50,775 --> 00:58:54,302
You know, who cares?
The world's a playground.

844
00:58:54,479 --> 00:58:56,071
You know that when you're a kid...

845
00:58:56,247 --> 00:58:58,875
...but somewhere along the way,
everyone forgets it.

846
00:58:59,684 --> 00:59:01,618
I love your music.

847
00:59:01,886 --> 00:59:04,719
Anybody can take a photo standing still.

848
00:59:05,690 --> 00:59:09,285
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Oh, shit.

849
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,121
- Stop.
- Stopping.

850
00:59:11,296 --> 00:59:13,594
- Come on, Carl, run.
- Thanks.

851
00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:15,164
- Wait right there.
- You got it.

852
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,096
- Down on the ground.
- Whatever you say.

853
00:59:17,268 --> 00:59:21,705
- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
- All right. I can't please everyone.

854
00:59:24,876 --> 00:59:26,104
Run!

855
00:59:26,377 --> 00:59:28,072
Hello, everybody.

856
00:59:28,246 --> 00:59:33,684
A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
I will be right with you.

857
00:59:33,852 --> 00:59:36,013
- Pass those out, will you?
- Sure.

858
00:59:40,425 --> 00:59:43,121
- Lee?
- Hey.

859
00:59:43,294 --> 00:59:45,762
What up, my brizzo?

860
00:59:47,098 --> 00:59:50,192
- That's not right, is it?
- Carl, I need you for a second.

861
00:59:51,302 --> 00:59:53,668
Can you hang on a minute, Lee?

862
00:59:55,106 --> 00:59:57,165
What's going on, Norm?

863
00:59:57,342 --> 00:59:59,173
Something's going down on a big scale.

864
00:59:59,344 --> 01:00:03,303
Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
He wants to talk to you.

865
01:00:03,481 --> 01:00:06,644
I think it's about all those loans
you've been approving.

866
01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:10,049
Well, we had a nice run.

867
01:00:10,221 --> 01:00:12,485
I might get shit-canned, Norm.

868
01:00:12,824 --> 01:00:15,816
Anyway, don't worry about it.
It'll lead to something good.

869
01:00:15,994 --> 01:00:18,121
- Hey, I'm part of this too.
- No.

870
01:00:18,296 --> 01:00:20,730
- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
- Norm.

871
01:00:20,899 --> 01:00:23,527
You were feeling it.
You were in the loan zone, remember?

872
01:00:23,701 --> 01:00:24,963
- I was.
- I was watching you.

873
01:00:25,136 --> 01:00:26,364
Yeah, you were.

874
01:00:26,537 --> 01:00:30,064
But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
Now you and I have to face the music.

875
01:00:30,241 --> 01:00:33,404
- Come on.
- Hey. Can I have one minute?

876
01:00:33,578 --> 01:00:36,547
- Okay.
- Lee? What do you need?

877
01:00:36,714 --> 01:00:38,545
You may be my last loan.

878
01:00:40,551 --> 01:00:42,280
It's a Ducati.

879
01:00:42,453 --> 01:00:45,945
I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
about the male nurse thing.

880
01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:50,784
- See what I mean?
- Yeah. Nice ride.

881
01:00:52,730 --> 01:00:55,426
See you on the other side, Lee.

882
01:00:58,202 --> 01:00:59,897
Carl.

883
01:01:02,273 --> 01:01:05,470
Wesley T. Parker.
Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.

884
01:01:05,643 --> 01:01:07,543
Pleasure to meet you.

885
01:01:14,719 --> 01:01:19,383
Every two months, the typical loan officer
approves 35 to 40 loans.

886
01:01:19,557 --> 01:01:21,582
You have given out...

887
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,328
...561.

888
01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:26,553
A little more than average, then.

889
01:01:26,731 --> 01:01:29,097
What's even more unusual
are the amounts.

890
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:36,506
A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
$600 for windsurfing lessons.

891
01:01:36,674 --> 01:01:38,608
Have you ever tried that? It's fun.

892
01:01:38,776 --> 01:01:41,768
Carl, this bank traditionally has never
given out small loans.

893
01:01:41,946 --> 01:01:44,073
- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
- Sit down.

894
01:01:44,248 --> 01:01:46,716
At first I thought
you might be raiding our coffers.

895
01:01:46,918 --> 01:01:49,910
- I would never do that.
- I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?

896
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,718
But...

897
01:01:59,964 --> 01:02:01,295
But then I looked closer.

898
01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:04,762
These people are so grateful
to have their needs met...

899
01:02:04,936 --> 01:02:08,064
...more than 98 percent of them
are following through with payments.

900
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:10,332
And because you've given out
so many of them...

901
01:02:10,508 --> 01:02:14,774
...we're actually making a lot of money.
Carl, these micro-Ioans, not bad.

902
01:02:15,146 --> 01:02:17,205
See, Car, you worrywart.

903
01:02:17,382 --> 01:02:20,943
Carl, what would you say if I asked you
to work upstairs with the big boys?

904
01:02:21,152 --> 01:02:23,382
- Corporate?
- Wow.

905
01:02:23,621 --> 01:02:25,714
That's great. I would have to say...

906
01:02:25,890 --> 01:02:28,723
No, wait. Before we give our answer...

907
01:02:28,893 --> 01:02:31,054
...let's talk money.
Dollars and cents, Wes.

908
01:02:31,229 --> 01:02:35,131
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
since we're only taking Carl.

909
01:02:35,633 --> 01:02:36,998
Got it. Yep.

910
01:02:37,168 --> 01:02:40,137
We'll have the employment contract to you
by the end of the day.

911
01:02:40,304 --> 01:02:42,829
Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.

912
01:02:43,007 --> 01:02:47,501
- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
- Here's some fist.

913
01:02:54,252 --> 01:02:56,083
This one is nice.

914
01:02:56,254 --> 01:02:58,654
I especially love it in cream.
What do you think?

915
01:02:58,823 --> 01:02:59,847
- I love it.
- Yeah?

916
01:03:00,024 --> 01:03:01,389
Yeah.

917
01:03:01,559 --> 01:03:05,120
Bridal bingo?
How do you play bridal bingo?

918
01:03:05,296 --> 01:03:07,025
It's the same as regular bingo...

919
01:03:07,198 --> 01:03:10,827
...but you just yell embarrassing facts
about the bride, okay?

920
01:03:11,903 --> 01:03:12,927
Yeah.

921
01:03:13,104 --> 01:03:15,004
- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
- Come on.

922
01:03:15,173 --> 01:03:16,765
I don't want anything complicated.

923
01:03:16,941 --> 01:03:19,739
You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
out of this experience.

924
01:03:19,911 --> 01:03:22,345
It doesn't sound complicated.
Is it complicated?

925
01:03:22,513 --> 01:03:26,108
Are you going to be asking a lot
more question? I don't got all day.

926
01:03:29,487 --> 01:03:33,480
- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
- It's okay. I'll talk to her.

927
01:04:22,373 --> 01:04:23,397
Okay.

928
01:04:27,145 --> 01:04:29,613
Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?

929
01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:33,216
I can explain to you in more detail
if you want.

930
01:04:39,824 --> 01:04:41,086
What's going on?

931
01:04:42,827 --> 01:04:44,886
I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.

932
01:04:46,164 --> 01:04:47,756
Jump.

933
01:04:48,366 --> 01:04:50,857
What the hell are you looking at?

934
01:04:51,903 --> 01:04:55,430
- Don't do it.
- Don't point at me, buddy.

935
01:04:55,606 --> 01:04:57,506
Hey, lady, move that dog.

936
01:04:58,109 --> 01:05:00,669
Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
like two feet?

937
01:05:00,845 --> 01:05:02,312
Has somebody called the police?

938
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,938
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
Somebody needs to talk him down.

939
01:05:06,117 --> 01:05:09,450
- Move out the way.
- Somebody help him!

940
01:05:28,172 --> 01:05:29,696
Don't do it.

941
01:05:31,809 --> 01:05:33,709
It can't be that bad.

942
01:05:36,113 --> 01:05:37,512
Hey, buddy.

943
01:05:38,149 --> 01:05:39,639
Who are you, man?

944
01:05:39,817 --> 01:05:43,514
Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
so don't try to stop me.

945
01:05:44,155 --> 01:05:46,623
- Okay.
- What do mean, "Okay"?

946
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:50,318
No, I don't mean okay.
Just give me a second.

947
01:05:50,895 --> 01:05:53,022
I should say something to you here.

948
01:05:54,699 --> 01:05:56,257
I don't really know what it is.

949
01:05:56,434 --> 01:05:58,527
Man, you terrible at this.
Are you even a cop?

950
01:05:58,703 --> 01:06:00,671
Hold on a second, I'm thinking.

951
01:06:03,574 --> 01:06:06,509
Wait. I've got it.

952
01:06:09,447 --> 01:06:11,074
Where you going, man?

953
01:06:11,249 --> 01:06:14,013
- I know it's not what I think it is.
- Just stop.

954
01:06:14,185 --> 01:06:15,743
Oh, man.

955
01:06:21,192 --> 01:06:24,992
- My man. Hello?
- Don't do it. I'm coming.

956
01:06:25,162 --> 01:06:27,722
Patience is a virtue.

957
01:06:30,668 --> 01:06:33,603
What the hell you doing in there?

958
01:06:36,307 --> 01:06:40,437
<i>I wish you would step back
From that ledge, my friend</i>

959
01:06:41,279 --> 01:06:47,115
<i>You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in</i>

960
01:06:47,285 --> 01:06:50,880
<i>And if you never want to see me again</i>

961
01:06:51,055 --> 01:06:56,220
<i>I would understand</i>

962
01:06:56,394 --> 01:07:03,391
<i>I would understand</i>

963
01:07:03,734 --> 01:07:05,565
Um... Oh...

964
01:07:06,003 --> 01:07:07,129
What is it?

965
01:07:08,005 --> 01:07:10,633
<i>The angry boy a bit too insane</i>

966
01:07:10,841 --> 01:07:13,639
<i>Icing over a secret pain</i>

967
01:07:13,811 --> 01:07:19,044
<i>You know you don't belong</i>

968
01:07:19,216 --> 01:07:23,380
<i>Everyone I know has got a reason</i>

969
01:07:23,821 --> 01:07:25,311
<i>To say</i>

970
01:07:25,489 --> 01:07:26,979
<i>You can put the past away</i>

971
01:07:27,158 --> 01:07:31,185
<i>I wish you would step back
From that ledge, my friend</i>

972
01:07:31,362 --> 01:07:36,095
<i>You could cut ties with all the lies
You've been living in</i>

973
01:07:36,267 --> 01:07:39,964
<i>And if you never want to see me again</i>

974
01:07:40,137 --> 01:07:44,836
<i>I would understand</i>

975
01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:47,842
<i>I would understand</i>

976
01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:54,581
<i>I would understand</i>

977
01:07:54,752 --> 01:07:58,745
<i>I would understand</i>

978
01:07:59,523 --> 01:08:01,923
<i>I would understand</i>

979
01:08:10,634 --> 01:08:13,194
I got blisters on my fingers.

980
01:08:21,512 --> 01:08:23,104
Carl.

981
01:08:23,547 --> 01:08:26,107
Stephanie, Ted, hey.

982
01:08:26,283 --> 01:08:28,376
How's it going?
What are you guys doing here?

983
01:08:28,552 --> 01:08:32,318
We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
owns a little piece of property there.

984
01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:36,790
A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
Not in Tahiti, anyway.

985
01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:41,787
Hey, I saw you on TV.
That was amazing, Carl.

986
01:08:41,966 --> 01:08:45,060
It's just a little life that needed saving.
No big deal.

987
01:08:45,236 --> 01:08:47,704
- So where you headed?
- I'm meeting my girlfriend here.

988
01:08:47,872 --> 01:08:49,806
- We don't know where we're going.
- Really?

989
01:08:49,974 --> 01:08:53,535
Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.

990
01:08:53,711 --> 01:08:57,010
Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.

991
01:08:58,682 --> 01:09:01,276
- That sounds like a lot of fun.
- Can you imagine?

992
01:09:01,452 --> 01:09:03,147
No.

993
01:09:14,765 --> 01:09:16,494
So I have some carry-on here.

994
01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:21,070
I'd like two tickets on the first plane
out of here, please.

995
01:09:21,238 --> 01:09:22,830
We've never done this before.

996
01:09:25,576 --> 01:09:30,036
The next flight available for boarding...

997
01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:32,047
...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.

998
01:09:34,018 --> 01:09:35,042
Okay.

999
01:09:35,219 --> 01:09:36,243
- Okay.
- Okay.

1000
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:37,580
- Yeah?
- Lincoln.

1001
01:09:37,755 --> 01:09:38,915
Here we come.

1002
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:45,055
Where does someone go
in Lincoln, Nebraska?

1003
01:09:45,229 --> 01:09:48,255
Well, clearly we should go there.

1004
01:09:54,071 --> 01:09:56,266
"The earliest switchboard
operators' headsets...

1005
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,704
...weighed over 10 and a half pounds."

1006
01:09:58,876 --> 01:10:01,674
- Interesting.
- Look at this.

1007
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:05,648
- Very first phone call ever.
- Pretty cool.

1008
01:10:05,816 --> 01:10:07,511
Check out the phone.

1009
01:10:07,685 --> 01:10:11,212
Smaller than I thought they would be.
Hold on, I'm vibrating.

1010
01:10:11,388 --> 01:10:13,288
Hello?

1011
01:10:17,628 --> 01:10:19,095
Nice shot.

1012
01:10:21,198 --> 01:10:24,793
- What do you know about that?
- Pretty sexy.

1013
01:10:25,703 --> 01:10:27,603
So, what do I do? I just...

1014
01:10:29,306 --> 01:10:31,706
- Take it easy.
- Here you go.

1015
01:10:33,544 --> 01:10:35,569
- Okay.
- You got it.

1016
01:10:35,746 --> 01:10:36,770
Pull?

1017
01:10:38,649 --> 01:10:40,708
- Good one.
- I got it. I got it.

1018
01:10:40,885 --> 01:10:43,786
Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
What's wrong?

1019
01:10:49,793 --> 01:10:51,727
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it...</i>

1020
01:10:51,896 --> 01:10:56,162
<i>... for your University
of Nebraska Cornhuskers.</i>

1021
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,176
Twenty bucks says
Oklahoma kills them.

1022
01:11:06,343 --> 01:11:08,903
Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
on a coaster?

1023
01:11:09,079 --> 01:11:10,671
What, do you live here now?

1024
01:11:10,848 --> 01:11:14,477
Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.

1025
01:11:14,652 --> 01:11:17,314
Hey. Is that Carl?

1026
01:11:17,488 --> 01:11:19,615
- Wait a second.
- Wait a second, wait a second.

1027
01:11:20,991 --> 01:11:26,258
<i>The energy is palpable here,
Chris. I can't even hear myself think.</i>

1028
01:11:27,231 --> 01:11:29,927
- I guess they're in Nebraska.
- Wow.

1029
01:11:30,568 --> 01:11:35,130
Now, this is the really interesting part.
If you don't take the heads off properly...

1030
01:11:35,306 --> 01:11:37,797
...then everything gets mixed
into the batch.

1031
01:11:37,975 --> 01:11:40,967
Someone gets a beak in their bucket
or a mouthful of tendons...

1032
01:11:41,145 --> 01:11:43,909
...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.

1033
01:11:45,215 --> 01:11:47,410
We got a fainter down in Head Removal.

1034
01:11:52,423 --> 01:11:55,085
I can't believe
I tripped like that.

1035
01:11:56,427 --> 01:11:59,988
- It seemed like you fainted.
- No, I told you my foot caught a nail.

1036
01:12:00,164 --> 01:12:03,759
- Okay. Because I thought it was
all the chicken beaks in the bucket.

1037
01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:05,799
Don't, please.

1038
01:12:07,571 --> 01:12:09,903
Oh, God. It's starting to rain.

1039
01:12:11,241 --> 01:12:13,607
Here. I have to protect you.

1040
01:12:13,877 --> 01:12:15,367
Come on.

1041
01:12:15,546 --> 01:12:19,414
Hurry, there's no time to lose.
We have to find shelter.

1042
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:21,278
Come on.

1043
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:26,315
Get in here. It's okay. I got you.

1044
01:12:26,490 --> 01:12:29,220
Allison, are you okay?

1045
01:12:29,893 --> 01:12:33,192
Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?

1046
01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,034
What?

1047
01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:44,664
I don't know. I think I love you.

1048
01:12:46,076 --> 01:12:47,543
Really?

1049
01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:52,307
I've known that I like you for a while,
but just now I decided that I love you.

1050
01:12:52,483 --> 01:12:55,782
- Do you love me?
- Definitely.

1051
01:12:55,953 --> 01:12:57,682
I love you like...

1052
01:12:58,188 --> 01:13:01,487
...I can't believe it.
It's kind of ridiculous.

1053
01:13:02,292 --> 01:13:03,759
I've been thinking...

1054
01:13:03,927 --> 01:13:06,418
...and I know it's crazy,
especially for me...

1055
01:13:06,597 --> 01:13:11,466
...but maybe when we get back
we should move in together.

1056
01:13:12,803 --> 01:13:16,136
Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?

1057
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,267
What do you think?

1058
01:13:18,442 --> 01:13:22,879
- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
- Oh, God. You paused.

1059
01:13:23,047 --> 01:13:24,514
- No, I didn't pause.
- You paused.

1060
01:13:24,682 --> 01:13:26,650
No, I didn't pause.
It was just a big step.

1061
01:13:26,817 --> 01:13:29,445
It was a stupid idea.
I shouldn't have said anything.

1062
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:33,522
Come on, what are you talking about?
Here, ask me again.

1063
01:13:34,391 --> 01:13:35,722
- Do you wanna move...
- Yes.

1064
01:13:35,893 --> 01:13:40,387
<i>Did I pause there? I could probably knock
a couple milliseconds off that if you...</i>

1065
01:13:55,179 --> 01:13:58,808
- Where are you traveling today?
- Los Angeles.

1066
01:14:01,652 --> 01:14:04,450
I'll just be one minute.

1067
01:14:04,621 --> 01:14:08,113
We should do this every weekend.
We could see the whole world.

1068
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:10,123
I'm in.

1069
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,124
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

1070
01:14:16,066 --> 01:14:17,465
Sir?

1071
01:14:18,836 --> 01:14:21,805
- You mind coming with us, please?
- I'm sorry?

1072
01:14:21,972 --> 01:14:24,805
We just wanna ask you a few questions.

1073
01:14:27,444 --> 01:14:30,174
You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.

1074
01:14:30,347 --> 01:14:33,145
Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?

1075
01:14:33,317 --> 01:14:35,478
Oh, my God, you guys really
had me going there.

1076
01:14:35,652 --> 01:14:38,485
There's a crazy man in the terminal.
Red alert.

1077
01:14:39,923 --> 01:14:42,255
- Oh, good job.
- Let's go, funny guy.

1078
01:14:42,426 --> 01:14:44,018
Come on, lady.

1079
01:14:45,763 --> 01:14:49,028
- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
- What?

1080
01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:53,363
- Do you hate America?
- No. Of course not.

1081
01:14:53,537 --> 01:14:55,505
Then why are you plotting to attack it?

1082
01:14:55,672 --> 01:14:57,663
- What?
- I think you have the wrong guy.

1083
01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,672
I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?

1084
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:02,004
We've been tracking you.
We know who you are.

1085
01:15:02,179 --> 01:15:05,740
- We know what you're planning.
- This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?

1086
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,749
Why did you purchase these plane tickets
at the last minute?

1087
01:15:08,919 --> 01:15:11,012
It was a spontaneous vacation.

1088
01:15:11,188 --> 01:15:13,122
Right. I was just saying
to Agent Tweed...

1089
01:15:13,290 --> 01:15:16,555
...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.

1090
01:15:16,727 --> 01:15:20,857
Are you currently a member
of Persianwifefinder. Com?

1091
01:15:21,064 --> 01:15:24,090
- Yes, but you don't understand.
- Yes? Who is that?

1092
01:15:24,268 --> 01:15:27,396
Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
I can explain.

1093
01:15:27,571 --> 01:15:31,337
Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...

1094
01:15:31,508 --> 01:15:34,033
you gave a man money
to start a fertilizer business.

1095
01:15:34,211 --> 01:15:35,701
- For what, bombs?
- No.

1096
01:15:35,879 --> 01:15:38,074
Have you recently
started taking flying lessons?

1097
01:15:38,248 --> 01:15:40,773
- Yes. Oh, come on.
- Why did you learn Korean?

1098
01:15:40,951 --> 01:15:43,351
- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
- No. What?

1099
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,080
You were married for six months.
Some immigration thing?

1100
01:15:46,256 --> 01:15:48,383
- You were married?
- Yes.

1101
01:15:49,393 --> 01:15:51,554
That was a long time ago.
I was gonna tell you.

1102
01:15:51,728 --> 01:15:54,356
I was gonna tell her. I just never...

1103
01:15:54,531 --> 01:15:57,466
Start talking, Carl,
if that is your real name.

1104
01:15:58,602 --> 01:16:02,629
We knew another Karl we weren't
too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?

1105
01:16:03,941 --> 01:16:05,806
His name was Marx.

1106
01:16:09,513 --> 01:16:11,743
I need to speak to my attorney.

1107
01:16:16,453 --> 01:16:19,581
Several months ago, my client
attended a self-empowerment seminar...

1108
01:16:19,756 --> 01:16:24,591
...that requires him to say yes
to any request that's presented.

1109
01:16:24,761 --> 01:16:26,854
All of the activity
that appears suspicious...

1110
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:30,124
...the flying lessons,
the spontaneous trip-taking...

1111
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:33,030
...it's all because he must say yes
to any opportunity.

1112
01:16:34,271 --> 01:16:36,535
- He's really into it.
- You say yes to everything?

1113
01:16:36,707 --> 01:16:38,607
- Are you kidding?
- It's not how it sounds.

1114
01:16:38,775 --> 01:16:40,367
How does it?
I'd love to hear this.

1115
01:16:40,544 --> 01:16:43,604
I'm wondering if there's a better setting
for this back and forth.

1116
01:16:43,780 --> 01:16:46,749
Maybe we should speak privately.
Come on outside.

1117
01:16:49,553 --> 01:16:52,716
- Whew. That was close.
- What the hell, Carl?

1118
01:16:52,890 --> 01:16:54,858
Are you serious?
You say yes to everything?

1119
01:16:55,025 --> 01:16:57,892
- Even if you don't like it?
- No, of course not.

1120
01:16:58,428 --> 01:17:00,453
- Sometimes.
- Oh, good. What a relief.

1121
01:17:00,631 --> 01:17:04,362
I thought you lied all the time, but it's
just sometimes. That's excellent.

1122
01:17:04,534 --> 01:17:06,263
So you didn't wanna
come to my show...

1123
01:17:06,436 --> 01:17:09,803
...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
you didn't wanna travel with me?

1124
01:17:09,973 --> 01:17:11,804
Yes, I did. That was my idea.

1125
01:17:11,975 --> 01:17:13,966
When I asked you
if you wanted to move in...

1126
01:17:14,144 --> 01:17:16,578
...that took a lot for me to do that,
and I meant it.

1127
01:17:16,747 --> 01:17:19,375
I didn't know what to expect,
but I guess I figured...

1128
01:17:19,549 --> 01:17:21,881
...like an adult, you were gonna
weigh the options.

1129
01:17:22,052 --> 01:17:23,246
You paused.

1130
01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:26,082
You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
You had to say yes.

1131
01:17:26,256 --> 01:17:30,386
- That's not entirely true.
- How do I know if anything you did...

1132
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:34,724
...was because you wanted to or because
you were following some damn program?

1133
01:17:42,372 --> 01:17:43,634
Allison.

1134
01:17:45,342 --> 01:17:46,809
Bye, Carl.

1135
01:18:01,058 --> 01:18:04,619
I can't believe I didn't tell her
I was married. I'm such an idiot.

1136
01:18:05,395 --> 01:18:06,987
- You know what I did?
- What's that?

1137
01:18:07,164 --> 01:18:10,361
She asked me to move in with her
and I hesitated. That was like a no.

1138
01:18:10,534 --> 01:18:12,525
I should have said yes right away,
you know?

1139
01:18:12,703 --> 01:18:15,672
That's how the whole thing got
screwed up. I broke the covenant.

1140
01:18:15,839 --> 01:18:17,466
Ever think things got screwed up...

1141
01:18:17,641 --> 01:18:21,509
...because you said yes without thinking,
not because of a covenant you made?

1142
01:18:21,678 --> 01:18:23,646
It's with the universe.
It's a big deal.

1143
01:18:23,814 --> 01:18:26,282
There is a middle ground here.
You can process things.

1144
01:18:26,450 --> 01:18:30,011
You can weigh them individually and
make decisions on a case-by-case basis...

1145
01:18:30,187 --> 01:18:31,654
...a.k.a. What normal people do.

1146
01:18:31,822 --> 01:18:34,586
Yeah, that's a good point.
Hold that thought. Allison!

1147
01:18:34,758 --> 01:18:35,884
Or not.

1148
01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:37,959
Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?

1149
01:18:38,128 --> 01:18:39,618
- Get away from me.
- Okay.

1150
01:18:40,430 --> 01:18:41,761
- Farther.
- Yeah.

1151
01:18:43,734 --> 01:18:45,133
Carl.

1152
01:18:49,006 --> 01:18:50,473
Bye, Carl.

1153
01:18:51,274 --> 01:18:54,175
<i>- Oh, I just love good food.
- So do I.</i>

1154
01:18:54,344 --> 01:18:56,175
<i>- Do you?
- Uh-huh.</i>

1155
01:18:56,346 --> 01:18:58,280
<i>You know you and I are a lot alike?</i>

1156
01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:01,848
<i>My mother likes good food.</i>

1157
01:19:02,719 --> 01:19:05,347
<i>She always used to say,
"I'd rather eat good food...</i>

1158
01:19:05,522 --> 01:19:07,456
<i>... than bad food any old day
of the week. "</i>

1159
01:19:07,624 --> 01:19:09,182
Hey.

1160
01:19:09,493 --> 01:19:11,358
It's me again.

1161
01:19:11,528 --> 01:19:13,996
Specifically I'm talking about 15
to 20 percent.

1162
01:19:14,164 --> 01:19:17,133
<i>The way we're gonna do this
is we're gonna go after the...</i>

1163
01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:35,848
Okay, I'm totally off the controls.

1164
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,382
You're officially flying by yourself.

1165
01:19:40,957 --> 01:19:42,447
Cool.

1166
01:19:42,893 --> 01:19:45,919
There's no greater feeling in the world,
is there?

1167
01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:54,627
Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.

1168
01:19:54,805 --> 01:19:56,636
I'd like to thank you all for coming...

1169
01:19:56,807 --> 01:19:59,935
...for no other reason
than you genuinely wanted to.

1170
01:20:00,110 --> 01:20:03,773
In an unrelated note,
everyone else can go jump off a bridge.

1171
01:20:15,826 --> 01:20:17,521
Ah!

1172
01:20:35,212 --> 01:20:36,372
Allison?

1173
01:20:36,546 --> 01:20:40,676
No, it's Wes P., Big C.
Did I catch you at a bad time?

1174
01:20:40,851 --> 01:20:45,914
<i>- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
- Okay, okay. Just checking in.</i>

1175
01:20:46,089 --> 01:20:47,920
Seeing how Corporate's treating you.

1176
01:20:48,091 --> 01:20:50,491
Kicks the crap out of dealing
with those peons, huh?

1177
01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:54,391
<i>- I never really thought of them as...
- Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.</i>

1178
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,894
Wes? Can you hear me?

1179
01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:01,332
<i>Go get the ball!</i>

1180
01:21:01,505 --> 01:21:04,941
So listen, I got a job for you.
We're shutting down a bunch of branches...

1181
01:21:05,108 --> 01:21:09,010
...and I need you to tell the managers.
- Shutting down branches?

1182
01:21:09,446 --> 01:21:10,913
Which ones?

1183
01:21:12,582 --> 01:21:15,210
We are Sparta!

1184
01:21:18,955 --> 01:21:20,388
Hi, Norm.

1185
01:21:43,613 --> 01:21:45,911
<i>You have three messages.</i>

1186
01:21:46,082 --> 01:21:48,812
<i>Hi, Car, this is your
answer phone speaking.</i>

1187
01:21:48,985 --> 01:21:51,852
<i>No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
about the party tonight.</i>

1188
01:21:52,022 --> 01:21:55,082
<i>I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.</i>

1189
01:21:55,492 --> 01:21:58,290
<i>Carl, it's Roons.
Thanks for letting me use your car.</i>

1190
01:21:58,461 --> 01:22:01,021
<i>You might notice the front bumper missing.
Not to worry.</i>

1191
01:22:01,198 --> 01:22:03,962
<i>I gave them your insurance.
The whole thing's being handled.</i>

1192
01:22:04,134 --> 01:22:08,503
<i>And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
Don't forget, no starch. Love you.</i>

1193
01:22:09,105 --> 01:22:12,131
<i>It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
and completely on top of it...</i>

1194
01:22:12,309 --> 01:22:16,075
<i>... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
shower is still on for tomorrow night.</i>

1195
01:22:16,246 --> 01:22:19,374
<i>Haven't received confirmation
of any sort from you. At all.</i>

1196
01:22:19,549 --> 01:22:22,211
<i>- Shower. Shit.
- It's on.</i>

1197
01:22:22,385 --> 01:22:24,353
<i>Right? Call me.</i>

1198
01:22:36,866 --> 01:22:37,890
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1199
01:22:38,068 --> 01:22:40,628
- What's wrong?
- I just really need to talk to you.

1200
01:22:40,804 --> 01:22:42,066
What?

1201
01:22:42,239 --> 01:22:44,901
Come on inside. I'll explain everything.

1202
01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,410
Surprise!

1203
01:22:52,582 --> 01:22:55,176
- Oh, my God.
- Happy shower.

1204
01:22:55,352 --> 01:22:56,819
How did you pull this off?

1205
01:22:56,987 --> 01:22:59,649
I just called in a few favors,
kept throwing money at it.

1206
01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:02,688
I like it, I like it.

1207
01:23:02,859 --> 01:23:04,292
- Rooney.
- Congrats.

1208
01:23:04,461 --> 01:23:06,554
- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
- Hey, B.

1209
01:23:06,730 --> 01:23:08,891
- And Lee, he's a male nurse.
- I know Lee.

1210
01:23:09,366 --> 01:23:12,199
Let's get this guy a drink.
He doesn't have long to live.

1211
01:23:12,369 --> 01:23:14,860
On him, on him.

1212
01:23:17,874 --> 01:23:18,898
Cake?

1213
01:23:19,075 --> 01:23:20,099
- Thanks.
- Sure.

1214
01:23:20,277 --> 01:23:24,680
- Oh, John Goodman.
- No, it's Alec Baldwin.

1215
01:23:26,249 --> 01:23:29,241
Oh, right. Nailed it.

1216
01:23:35,692 --> 01:23:39,685
Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.

1217
01:23:39,863 --> 01:23:42,696
- How you holding up?
- I'm okay, Car.

1218
01:23:42,866 --> 01:23:45,733
You know, taking her day by day.

1219
01:23:45,902 --> 01:23:48,735
Yeah. Well, I got a friend
I want you to meet.

1220
01:23:49,139 --> 01:23:50,265
Oh.

1221
01:23:54,678 --> 01:23:59,115
- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
- Hi there.

1222
01:24:00,984 --> 01:24:05,353
- Can I call you Soo?
- Yes.

1223
01:24:05,522 --> 01:24:06,546
Do you dance?

1224
01:24:07,123 --> 01:24:09,614
Well, I've won some competitions.
Watch this.

1225
01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:13,354
- Come on.
- Look out. Oh, hey.

1226
01:24:39,622 --> 01:24:45,254
<i>- Oh, that's an interesting one.
- Yep. And it's half-price, so...</i>

1227
01:24:49,566 --> 01:24:51,431
Oh, jeez.

1228
01:24:52,035 --> 01:24:55,334
- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
- Man, you deserve it.

1229
01:24:55,505 --> 01:24:57,473
- You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1230
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,734
- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
- No.

1231
01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:03,435
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

1232
01:25:03,613 --> 01:25:07,674
I guess I'll just stick with the program.
Keep saying yes to everything.

1233
01:25:07,851 --> 01:25:09,443
I know it sounds silly...

1234
01:25:09,619 --> 01:25:12,179
...but maybe that bad stuff
will lead to something good.

1235
01:25:12,355 --> 01:25:16,655
Doesn't sound silly.
Well, maybe a little silly.

1236
01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:18,955
You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?

1237
01:25:19,129 --> 01:25:22,121
- Yes. And not because I have to.
- Great.

1238
01:25:22,298 --> 01:25:24,926
- Well, you do have to.
- Yeah.

1239
01:25:25,869 --> 01:25:28,599
- But you want to.
- Oh, yeah.

1240
01:25:28,772 --> 01:25:31,240
- So bad.
- Oh, God, me too.

1241
01:25:31,408 --> 01:25:33,376
- It's all I can think about.
- Really?

1242
01:25:38,848 --> 01:25:40,748
Hi there.

1243
01:25:41,684 --> 01:25:43,311
Hello there.

1244
01:25:44,087 --> 01:25:47,056
You must be Tillie.

1245
01:25:48,091 --> 01:25:53,085
- I've certainly heard a lot about you.
- Isn't that nice?

1246
01:25:56,599 --> 01:26:02,697
- Would you mind helping me?
- Absolutely, yeah. No problem.

1247
01:26:04,107 --> 01:26:05,836
Come on, let's go.

1248
01:26:15,685 --> 01:26:18,245
- Hello?
- Hi, Carl.

1249
01:26:18,888 --> 01:26:24,758
<i>- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
- Can you come over?</i>

1250
01:26:24,928 --> 01:26:27,795
We had this big fight and he stormed off.

1251
01:26:27,964 --> 01:26:31,832
Well, these things have a way
of working themselves out.

1252
01:26:32,001 --> 01:26:33,730
I don't know.

1253
01:26:34,637 --> 01:26:38,630
- Not this time. I think it's over.
- Yeah?

1254
01:26:39,976 --> 01:26:42,444
You know,
but maybe it's supposed to be.

1255
01:26:42,612 --> 01:26:46,878
I mean, a part of me felt like something
wasn't right from the beginning.

1256
01:26:47,050 --> 01:26:51,384
- Yeah?
- I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.

1257
01:26:51,554 --> 01:26:57,823
<i>Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
it's, well...</i>

1258
01:26:57,994 --> 01:27:00,963
<i>- Stay with me tonight.
- Oh, Steph...</i>

1259
01:27:05,802 --> 01:27:07,531
Steph...

1260
01:27:08,204 --> 01:27:10,035
...I can't.

1261
01:27:10,673 --> 01:27:12,368
I'm sorry.

1262
01:27:14,878 --> 01:27:16,812
What are you saying?

1263
01:27:18,448 --> 01:27:20,643
I'm saying no.

1264
01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:38,600
Are you serious?

1265
01:27:52,982 --> 01:27:54,142
Oh, Jesus.

1266
01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:04,149
Oh, please.

1267
01:28:04,661 --> 01:28:08,290
I didn't even see the red zone.
I've only been here for 20 minutes.

1268
01:28:08,464 --> 01:28:12,525
- Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
- Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?

1269
01:28:12,702 --> 01:28:16,536
No, man, no, man, no, man.

1270
01:28:16,706 --> 01:28:20,904
<i>- No man, no man, no man...
- Not possible!</i>

1271
01:28:23,146 --> 01:28:25,273
Jackoff.

1272
01:28:26,349 --> 01:28:31,878
<i>Chapter 26,
"Words That Rhyme With Yes."</i>

1273
01:28:32,055 --> 01:28:34,683
<i>Guess, mess.</i>

1274
01:28:34,857 --> 01:28:40,887
<i>Tess, that's a name.
Less, a word and a name.</i>

1275
01:28:41,064 --> 01:28:43,032
- Terrence, don't freak out.
- What the fuck?

1276
01:29:07,690 --> 01:29:10,454
Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
any more obvious.

1277
01:29:11,861 --> 01:29:15,558
She was coming in the room. It's like,
"Give me some space, woman."

1278
01:29:15,732 --> 01:29:19,293
Again, I'm pretty sure
she was just here checking on Carl.

1279
01:29:19,569 --> 01:29:21,503
Peter.

1280
01:29:22,238 --> 01:29:23,899
A covenant.

1281
01:29:24,073 --> 01:29:26,371
Hey, buddy, you all right?

1282
01:29:26,976 --> 01:29:29,945
The covenant, it's coming down
hard on me, man.

1283
01:29:30,813 --> 01:29:33,646
- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.

1284
01:29:33,816 --> 01:29:35,283
It is nonsense.

1285
01:29:37,020 --> 01:29:38,612
It's him.

1286
01:29:40,156 --> 01:29:44,422
Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
remove the covenant. It's killing me.

1287
01:29:44,594 --> 01:29:47,392
First of all, what were you doing
in my car?

1288
01:29:47,563 --> 01:29:49,997
I told you,
I need you to remove the covenant.

1289
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:54,000
There is no covenant. There never was.
I was just riffing.

1290
01:29:55,038 --> 01:29:57,268
- Riffing?
- Well, I had to say something.

1291
01:29:57,440 --> 01:30:01,103
You were being difficult,
embarrassing me in front of my crowd.

1292
01:30:01,277 --> 01:30:04,246
- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
- No.

1293
01:30:04,414 --> 01:30:06,507
You just don't know how to use it,
that's all.

1294
01:30:06,683 --> 01:30:09,584
Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
Real tough to grasp.

1295
01:30:09,752 --> 01:30:11,720
No, that's not the point.

1296
01:30:11,888 --> 01:30:15,688
Well, maybe at first it is,
but that's just to open you up to it...

1297
01:30:15,858 --> 01:30:17,485
...to get you started.

1298
01:30:17,660 --> 01:30:20,288
Then you're saying yes,
not because you have to...

1299
01:30:20,463 --> 01:30:22,897
...not because a covenant tells you to...

1300
01:30:23,066 --> 01:30:26,001
...but because you know in your heart
that you want to.

1301
01:30:27,270 --> 01:30:28,931
Yeah.

1302
01:30:29,505 --> 01:30:31,234
You're right.

1303
01:30:31,974 --> 01:30:34,875
- That makes perfect sense.
- I told you. I said that.

1304
01:30:35,044 --> 01:30:36,443
- You didn't say that.
- I did.

1305
01:30:36,612 --> 01:30:39,172
- You didn't say it like that.
- Not with an accent.

1306
01:30:39,782 --> 01:30:43,843
Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
and your head there.

1307
01:30:44,654 --> 01:30:48,522
- What time is it?
- It's 5:40 in the morning.

1308
01:30:48,691 --> 01:30:49,953
Perfect.

1309
01:30:52,762 --> 01:30:54,525
I said that.

1310
01:30:54,731 --> 01:30:56,358
Whatever.

1311
01:30:58,201 --> 01:31:01,762
I'm gonna hop in the bed
just in case the nurse comes back.

1312
01:31:06,042 --> 01:31:08,510
- Sir, you need to get back to your room.
- No, I don't.

1313
01:31:08,678 --> 01:31:11,010
- Sir, stop right there.
- Eat me.

1314
01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:17,542
- Lee. What are you doing here?
- I'm a nurse, remember?

1315
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:22,089
Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
Can I borrow your car?

1316
01:31:22,258 --> 01:31:26,695
No, I don't have my car anymore.
I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.

1317
01:31:27,330 --> 01:31:29,457
Ducati.

1318
01:31:34,403 --> 01:31:37,839
Have you ever driven one of these before?
They're quite powerful.

1319
01:31:38,007 --> 01:31:41,204
Yeah, I ride double all the time
on the scooter with Allison.

1320
01:31:41,377 --> 01:31:43,709
No, Carl,
this is not the same.

1321
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,872
You really have to be careful. Okay?
These things have a lot of...

1322
01:31:47,884 --> 01:31:49,852
Holy Jesus.

1323
01:31:50,019 --> 01:31:51,281
- Torque.

1324
01:32:03,699 --> 01:32:05,758
- How you doing?
- Can't complain.

1325
01:32:07,637 --> 01:32:08,865
Ah!

1326
01:32:09,372 --> 01:32:11,203
You might wanna get out of the way.

1327
01:32:22,485 --> 01:32:24,885
- Come on. Jerk.
- I'm sorry.

1328
01:32:27,957 --> 01:32:29,015
Ah!

1329
01:32:32,895 --> 01:32:34,294
Whoa!

1330
01:33:18,741 --> 01:33:20,504
What an asshole.

1331
01:33:36,726 --> 01:33:38,284
Carl, what are you doing here?

1332
01:33:38,461 --> 01:33:42,363
I just wanted to tell you
that I don't wanna live with you.

1333
01:33:42,531 --> 01:33:45,625
Oh, wow. Thanks.
My knight in shining armor.

1334
01:33:45,801 --> 01:33:48,292
Okay, people, let's go.

1335
01:33:51,841 --> 01:33:52,933
But I wanna be with you.

1336
01:33:53,109 --> 01:33:55,304
But I don't wanna be with you.
I don't know you.

1337
01:33:55,478 --> 01:33:58,038
Everything I said I meant,
except about living together.

1338
01:33:58,214 --> 01:34:00,546
That makes me nervous,
but that's normal. It's big.

1339
01:34:00,716 --> 01:34:03,310
We shouldn't just jump into that
without thinking.

1340
01:34:03,486 --> 01:34:07,445
Why not? You do it with everything.
You say yes to whatever comes your way.

1341
01:34:07,623 --> 01:34:10,592
That's not true. You can say no
if you don't want something.

1342
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:13,285
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
Your literature?

1343
01:34:13,462 --> 01:34:15,453
Look, I know the philosophy
has some holes.

1344
01:34:15,631 --> 01:34:19,397
You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.

1345
01:34:19,568 --> 01:34:22,537
But if I hadn't done that,
I never would've met you.

1346
01:34:22,705 --> 01:34:25,799
Because the old Carl
didn't think he was enough for anybody.

1347
01:34:25,975 --> 01:34:29,001
I thought if I said yes to things
and got involved with people...

1348
01:34:29,178 --> 01:34:31,510
...sooner or later,
they'd find out I'm not enough.

1349
01:34:32,048 --> 01:34:34,516
I didn't think I had anything to share.

1350
01:34:34,684 --> 01:34:37,949
But now I know that what I have to share
is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.

1351
01:34:39,288 --> 01:34:41,415
- Do you mind, Reggie?
- Seriously, dude.

1352
01:34:41,590 --> 01:34:43,615
Sorry, this seemed interesting.

1353
01:34:44,226 --> 01:34:46,694
Even if I had met you,
I never would've asked you out.

1354
01:34:46,862 --> 01:34:50,195
You were the complete opposite of me.
You did things and had friends...

1355
01:34:50,366 --> 01:34:53,426
...and sang in rock bands
and made life happen.

1356
01:34:53,602 --> 01:34:55,536
You weren't scared of anything.

1357
01:34:55,705 --> 01:34:58,367
You don't think I'm scared of anything?

1358
01:34:58,541 --> 01:35:01,704
Who do you think I am?
I'm scared of a lot of things.

1359
01:35:02,311 --> 01:35:04,302
And I'm scared too.

1360
01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,539
So let's be scared together.

1361
01:35:08,484 --> 01:35:10,475
I don't know what you want me to say.

1362
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:12,587
So just say yes...

1363
01:35:13,122 --> 01:35:15,556
...but only if you really want to.

1364
01:35:15,791 --> 01:35:18,919
And can you do it kind of soon?
I think I'm starting to get a chill.

1365
01:35:20,229 --> 01:35:22,060
Yeah, I noticed that.

1366
01:35:22,598 --> 01:35:23,963
Well?

1367
01:35:30,773 --> 01:35:33,003
- Maybe.
- Come on.

1368
01:35:33,876 --> 01:35:37,471
- I'm not gonna say that word.
- Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.

1369
01:35:44,453 --> 01:35:46,114
I like maybe.

1370
01:35:46,288 --> 01:35:47,482
- Reggie, come on.
- Dude.

1371
01:36:14,417 --> 01:36:17,875
Excuse me,
but pleats are kind of out of style.

1372
01:36:18,054 --> 01:36:20,215
You got anything with a flat front?

1373
01:36:20,389 --> 01:36:22,323
Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?

1374
01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:26,393
Thanks, guys.

1375
01:36:26,562 --> 01:36:29,156
This is the single biggest donation
that we've ever had.

1376
01:36:29,331 --> 01:36:31,891
You're welcome, but it was Carl
that made it all happen.

1377
01:36:32,068 --> 01:36:33,433
You're a good man, Carl.

1378
01:36:33,602 --> 01:36:38,130
No big deal. I know a lot of people
who are willing to give.

1379
01:36:39,608 --> 01:36:44,944
Say it a million times.
Say it a million more times.

1380
01:36:45,114 --> 01:36:49,551
And the word
you will have said 2 million times is:

1381
01:36:49,718 --> 01:36:52,050
Yes!

1382
01:36:57,526 --> 01:36:58,711
Good God.

1383
01:36:59,372 --> 01:37:06,311
Thank you for using the
  subs, regards shock

1384
01:38:33,789 --> 01:38:35,916
So anything else
we need to know?

1385
01:38:36,091 --> 01:38:40,357
Your instinct is gonna be to brake
with your chin or your forehead.

1386
01:38:40,529 --> 01:38:42,087
- Try to resist that.
- Right.

1387
01:38:42,264 --> 01:38:43,629
Right.

1388
01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:46,231
Oh, and thanks for the loan.

1389
01:38:46,402 --> 01:38:49,098
I never could have finished the suits
without it.

1390
01:38:50,806 --> 01:38:54,333
Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
less of you if you don't wanna do this.

1391
01:38:54,510 --> 01:38:55,534
What?

1392
01:38:55,711 --> 01:38:58,646
I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
to you if you're a chicken.

1393
01:38:58,814 --> 01:39:00,475
What if I'm
one of those chickens...

1394
01:39:00,649 --> 01:39:03,948
...whose head doesn't get severed
and my beak ends up in the bucket?

1395
01:39:04,119 --> 01:39:07,054
I'll see you at the bottom.
Unless you pass out.

1396
01:39:07,790 --> 01:39:10,782
I told you,
my foot caught a nail.

1397
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:12,188
Hiyah!

1398
01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:00,565
I love this.