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No.
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No means no.
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Bonjour.
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Carl, I know it's you.
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Oh. Hey, man.
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I was just about to call you.
That's so weird.
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Had your number dialed,
was about to press "send. "
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Did you block your number?
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Yeah, I did. You never answer
when I don't.
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So, what are you doing?
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Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
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- You did get my text, right?
- What? Text? What?
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We're all going out tonight.
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Man, that sounds great.
I wish I could join you.
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I'm just so jammed up.
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I'm totally off the grid,
you know?
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No, I don't at all.
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I got a bunch of stuff going on.
There's this thing I gotta do.
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Any other night would've been great.
Darn it to heck.
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Thing? What thing?
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Thing, you know, just a thing.
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If I had my thing in front of me,
I could tell you what it is...
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...but I know there's a thing.
- A thing.
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I don't think there's anything
written down in your fake calendar.
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No, it says specific things.
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Specific things.
Like "get in line at the video store"?
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What? What are you talking about?
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I'm not at the video store.
I'm in my apartment.
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I can see you, Carl.
I'm outside the video store.
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- That's not me.
- It's not?
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Oh, I know what's happening.
There is this guy who looks just like me...
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...who goes to a lot of
the same stores I do.
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That's probably who you're seeing.
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Wow, that's amazing...
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...because his mouth is moving
in sync with what you're saying.
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Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
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Carl, get outside.
I know you're not talking.
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- What? All right.
- Carl.
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- Look who's here.
- Hey. You.
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Hi.
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- I don't believe it.
- Rooney.
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Carl Allen.
Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
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- Hey.
- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
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No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
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...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
keep me pretty busy.
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Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
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So we are really excited
for you to be here, Carl...
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...because we have an announcement
to make.
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Honey, show him.
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There it is. Deal with it.
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We're engaged.
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- Oh, my God. Come on.
- Right?
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- Big step, huh?
- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
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Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
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What has it been, six months?
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- No.
- Two years.
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Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
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So anyway, we're gonna have
an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
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Oh, you bastard.
Always knows how to get me.
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Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
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- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
- What's there to figure out?
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Oh, God, look who's here.
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I'm not falling for that, Carl.
What's to figure out?
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- Open bar. What's the problem?
- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
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- The Stephanie?
- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
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Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
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- Looks like she's with someone there too.
- They seem to be thriving. Good for her.
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They're touching each other's genitals.
Isn't that amazing?
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I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
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- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
- What?
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It's been years.
You leave every time she comes.
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Totally unrelated. It has nothing
to do with Stephanie.
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Carl. Peter.
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- Rooney.
- Stephanie, guys.
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Hey.
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- My boyfriend, Ted.
- Hey.
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- I don't believe we...
- No, I don't believe we have.
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- You're leaving?
- Yeah, unfortunately.
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Terrible timing too,
because you just got here.
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You just got here, too, Carl.
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Yeah, but he's got a thing.
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Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
and there's no time.
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There's a time crunch,
and time is of the essence.
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Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
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Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
Oh, well.
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Whoa!
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See you, guys.
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- Oh! Hi, Tillie.
- Morning, Carl.
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Would you like to come over
for a little breakfast?
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Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
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- Some cereal, a little yogurt?
- Yeah, no.
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How about some toast, huh?
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You know, I have to go to work,
but thanks.
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Good show tonight.
Come check us out.
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Your loss. Hey, man,
wanna rock out tonight?
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- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
- Yep.
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- Yes?
- No, I meant yes to your no.
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Yeah, bye.
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Persianwifefinder. com.
No, thank you.
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Costume party. Yeah, no.
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Oh, boy.
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Here we go.
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- Carl Allen has reported for duty.
- I'm not a soldier, Norman.
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You're a soldier on the front line
of finance.
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Norman. Line one.
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Did you wanna get that?
In the privacy of your office?
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- I'll just get it here.
- Yeah, or that.
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You're with Norman.
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Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
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Okay.
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Remember that promotion
we were talking about?
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- Yeah.
- It's not gonna happen.
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Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
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It was between you and Demko,
and they went with Demko.
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I don't care.
I didn't really want the job badly.
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I just figured after five years,
I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.
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Look at it this way:
At least you didn't get shit-canned.
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- Do you know what that means?
- Fired?
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How did you know what that meant?
Have you heard me say that before?
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No, it's a pretty common expression.
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- In my circles. I made it up.
- Well, it's catching on.
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This'll cheer you up.
I'm having a little get-together at my place.
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- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
- Oh, man.
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Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
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- You don't know what day it is.
- When is it?
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- Friday.
- I'm out of town.
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You spoke at the same time
I did just then.
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Like you were committed
to saying what you were saying...
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...regardless of what I was gonna say.
- Hm.
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I admit, business has been slow.
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There's a lot less demand
for a small Rollerblade shop...
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...what with Big 5
and Sport Chalet...
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...but my designs are gonna
revolutionize the roller industry.
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I know that, Marv,
but you have no equity.
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- None.
- And your credit...
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Bad, but I don't wanna
sound desperate.
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- Yeah.
- I have no other options left.
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Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
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Nick Lane? Hey.
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- You don't still work at the bank, do you?
- Yeah.
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Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
eating my lunch, wearing the nametag.
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You must be running this place by now.
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I could have. Had a couple offers.
Didn't wanna get tied down.
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- How's Stephanie?
- Good.
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God.
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She's good. What have you been doing?
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I've been all over the map, man.
I've lived.
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I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
I ate bat in Laos.
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I shot a cow with a bazooka.
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I'm not proud of that last one,
but I did it, man.
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- Sounds wild.
- Wanna know my secret?
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I'm a yes man.
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The word "yes"
has changed my life. Here.
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine. "
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Wow. Okay.
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- You don't wanna work here, Carl.
- Yeah, I do.
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No, you don't.
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Why don't you take this rock...
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...throw it at that bank
and shatter the window?
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- No, thanks.
- Then ask me if I want to.
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- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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- What are you, nuts?
- Go to the seminar, Carl.
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Stay right there.
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- He's gonna break.
- Stop.
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Carl, live your life!
You won't regret it.
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- Whoo!
- Hey, stop. Stop!
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- I know you wanna see my band.
- No.
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Sorry.
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- Hello?
- Stephanie?
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- Carl.
- Yeah, it's me.
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Just felt like calling you.
I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
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Yes, Carl. I have to go.
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- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
- Oh, that's great.
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Good for you. Good for you.
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Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
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Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
just snap it off already.
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- Pete? Hey. Where you been?
- You not been getting my calls?
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What? God, no.
Oh, I totally lost my phone.
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You're so full of shit.
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- Here it is.
- Yeah. There it is.
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You know what, buddy?
You missed my engagement party tonight.
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Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
That was tonight?
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- Mm-hm.
- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
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Listen, I'll make it up to you.
I promise. I swear.
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You pick the day. Any day you want,
we'll go out, swashbuckle.
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- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.
189
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This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
This was my engagement party.
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- You only get married once.
- I certainly wouldn't do it again.
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I know, Carl.
I know that Stephanie left you.
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And I know that you have issues because
of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.
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When's the last time you did anything fun?
You always make excuses.
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"I don't wanna commit.
I don't wanna be tied down. "
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I mean, do you even know
my fiancee's last name?
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Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
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00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:33,102
- Wait. Fishwall?
- Fishwall?
198
00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:36,505
- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
- No? That's wrong?
199
00:11:36,677 --> 00:11:38,167
- It's Burns.
- Burns?
200
00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,708
It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
201
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And guess what?
She doesn't like my best friend.
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I keep trying to think of reasons
why she should, but you know what?
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- I can't think of any.
- Pete, I...
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I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
You do whatever you want.
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I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
you're gonna end up lonely.
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A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
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00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,135
Hey, Carl.
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00:12:11,946 --> 00:12:13,914
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
209
00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:21,254
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
or does it look like he's kind of dead?
210
00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,985
Nope. No more than usual.
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00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:28,959
I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
thinking he might actually be dead.
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00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:34,668
I guess I never saw him a lot,
so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
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Yeah, that's true.
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He never did much.
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- Wasn't a good friend.
- Nope.
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Wasn't a good anything.
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- Are there more beers in the fridge?
- Sorry, last one.
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Now, that's upsetting.
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What was that?
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Welcome to yes.
We are about to begin.
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Please, find a seat.
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Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
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Carl, man, hey.
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- Carl.
- Hey, Nick.
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- You made it, man.
- Did you wanna...
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Sure, let me sit down.
I knew you'd come.
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I saw it in your eyes, man.
You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.
228
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:07,284
He's gonna blow your mind all over
the room. He's like a mind grenade.
229
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,929
- I'm not sure I want that.
- Yeah, but you need it.
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That's why you're here.
231
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You have got to start saying yes, my man,
and I mean to everything.
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It's starting.
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Life.
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We are all living it. Or are we?
235
00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,310
Ooh, heavy.
236
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:31,884
Change is generated from consciousness,
but where is consciousness generated from?
237
00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,180
From the external.
238
00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:38,416
And how do we control the external?
With one word.
239
00:14:39,193 --> 00:14:40,524
And what is that word?
240
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,088
- Yes!
- Jeez.
241
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,259
Yes.
242
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:48,926
Yes.
243
00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:53,638
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes. Yes!
244
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,241
- Yes!
- Whoo!
245
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,747
The word is "yes. "
246
00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:07,785
Yes, yes, yes.
247
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,217
- Say it a million times.
- Yes.
248
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,085
Say it a million more times.
249
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,558
And the word you will have said
2 million times is:
250
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,857
Yes!
251
00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:25,897
Yes.
252
00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:31,076
I want you to invite yes into your lives...
253
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:36,080
...because it will RSVP "yes. "
254
00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:42,146
When you say yes to things,
you embrace the possible.
255
00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:48,751
You gobble up all of life's energies,
and you excrete the waste.
256
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:55,702
Before we begin today,
I'd like to welcome our new members.
257
00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:03,042
- Who among you is new?
- He is. This guy right here. He's new.
258
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,337
- Over here.
- Please don't. Jesus.
259
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:11,782
- Come on up, future yes man.
- That's okay, I'm just auditing.
260
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:19,351
You can't audit life, my friend.
Now get on up here.
261
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:25,159
- No, thanks. I'm cool.
- I'm sorry? What was that you said?
262
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:31,000
- I said, I'm cool.
- Before that.
263
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,567
Thank you.
264
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,801
Back up just a little bit more.
265
00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:39,741
- No.
- No man. No man.
266
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,973
No man. No man. No man.
267
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:43,343
No man. No man.
268
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:44,916
Okay.
269
00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:49,589
If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
270
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:53,982
...Terrence will come to the molehill.
271
00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,194
What's your name?
272
00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:06,438
Carl.
273
00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,239
Let me guess, Carl.
274
00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:11,071
Someone talked you
into coming here today, didn't they?
275
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,670
- Yes.
- Yes!
276
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:18,580
And you're not sure about this, are you?
277
00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:20,210
No.
278
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:24,448
No man. No man.
No man. No man.
279
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,252
You're dead, Carl.
280
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:30,360
You say no to life,
and therefore you're not living.
281
00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:33,528
You make up excuses
to the people around you...
282
00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,066
...and to yourself.
283
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:39,130
You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
You have been for years.
284
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:43,538
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
have anything close to a girlfriend.
285
00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,576
And you lost the love of your life...
286
00:17:45,746 --> 00:17:48,738
...because she couldn't be with someone
who didn't live theirs.
287
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:56,552
And on most nights you're so bored
and filled with ennui...
288
00:17:56,724 --> 00:18:00,888
...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
necessary to masturbate.
289
00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:04,022
Am I right, Carl?
290
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:11,896
I have had some trouble.
291
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,937
- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
- Yes.
292
00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:25,574
- Do you want to make a covenant?
- Ugh...
293
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,545
The word is "yes," Carl.
294
00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:29,950
- Yes!
- Yes.
295
00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:31,148
- Yes!
- Yes.
296
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,815
Yes!
297
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,854
Once you leave this building...
298
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:40,022
...every time an opportunity
presents itself...
299
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,998
...no matter what it is...
300
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,229
...you will say yes.
301
00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:46,498
- Yes.
- Yes!
302
00:18:46,674 --> 00:18:47,971
- Yes.
- Yes!
303
00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,235
- Yes.
- Yes.
304
00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,442
What if I...
305
00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:56,343
say
306
00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,308
...the other word?
307
00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,054
You'll be making a promise to yourself.
308
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:06,250
And when you break a promise
to yourself...
309
00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:09,726
...things can get a little dicey.
310
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,457
What do you say, Carl?
311
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:16,097
Are you ready to make a covenant?
312
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,031
- Come on, Carl.
- Yes.
313
00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:19,502
- Yes.
- Yes.
314
00:19:19,673 --> 00:19:21,800
- Yes.
- Again.
315
00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:23,409
- Yes.
- Yes.
316
00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,408
- Say it again.
- Yes!
317
00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:31,182
- Make me believe it.
- Yes, yes, yes.
318
00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:36,047
Yes!
319
00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:05,776
Hey, there he is.
320
00:20:05,953 --> 00:20:07,716
- That was really wonderful.
- Thank you.
321
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,253
Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
322
00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:11,721
- Hey. Good to have you with us.
- Yes.
323
00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:15,350
- So are you gonna do it?
- I don't know. Maybe.
324
00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:19,727
That's weird. I didn't realize
we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.
325
00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:25,099
Hey, man. That's a nice car.
326
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:28,636
Could you drive me to Elysian Park?
327
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,373
Oh. Ugh...
328
00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:32,910
Yes!
329
00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:37,342
Sure he can. Right, Carl?
330
00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:41,920
Yeah, why not?
331
00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:46,452
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
332
00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:56,495
- Can I use your phone?
- Go, man, go.
333
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,995
Keep going or this'll do,
because it doesn't really matter?
334
00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,364
Yeah, hold on a sec,
I can't hear myself think.
335
00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:35,133
It's just a little further, man.
Just right up the hill there.
336
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:37,038
Go ahead.
337
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,869
And what did you say?
338
00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:46,446
Oh, I'm just right
over here. Okay. Yeah.
339
00:21:47,054 --> 00:21:48,282
What? Hello? Hello?
340
00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,158
Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
341
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,987
Oh, great.
342
00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:59,188
- Thanks.
- Well, gracias, amigo.
343
00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:02,824
I mean, it's real nice of you
to give me a ride. Most people just say no.
344
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,669
Course, I have been having a lot of luck
lately outside of that hotel.
345
00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:09,507
No problem. Have a good night.
346
00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:12,311
Can I borrow a couple bucks?
347
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,705
Okay.
348
00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,909
I've come this far.
349
00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:22,515
Yes, you can.
350
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,419
You got a whole lot there.
Can I have it all?
351
00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:34,566
Sure. It's all yours.
352
00:22:37,538 --> 00:22:39,938
God bless you, man.
353
00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,795
Oh, come on.
354
00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:05,762
Come on, come on.
355
00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:11,432
Perfect.
356
00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:15,973
Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give
all your money away to a homeless guy?
357
00:23:16,143 --> 00:23:17,633
Yes, yes, I do.
358
00:23:17,811 --> 00:23:19,335
Letting him
burn out your phone...
359
00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:21,777
...so you can't call AAA
when you run out of gas?
360
00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:24,440
That sounds like a fucking great idea!
361
00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:27,449
Why don't you take a stroll
through the hills...
362
00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:30,988
...and get killed by the Manson family?
Don't mind if I do.
363
00:23:48,308 --> 00:23:50,139
Come on, man.
364
00:23:52,646 --> 00:23:56,104
Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
365
00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:16,092
Would you like to carry a 20-pound
container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
366
00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:19,364
Oh, could I? Could I really?
367
00:24:20,774 --> 00:24:22,264
That's a good look.
368
00:24:24,177 --> 00:24:27,704
- Hi. Did you just take my picture?
- Maybe.
369
00:24:28,849 --> 00:24:31,010
Did you just run out of gas?
370
00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:32,782
Maybe.
371
00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:38,447
That sucks.
That happened to me last week.
372
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,456
When you were driving
out of your way...
373
00:24:40,627 --> 00:24:44,393
...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
your battery so you couldn't call AAA?
374
00:24:44,565 --> 00:24:47,363
No. I take it
that's what happened to you.
375
00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:49,934
No. Why would you assume that?
376
00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,135
He used up your phone?
377
00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:57,243
Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
homeless man on the planet.
378
00:24:57,411 --> 00:25:00,005
He was staying connected.
It was good to see.
379
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:03,172
I'm just glad that I could
be a part of it, really.
380
00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,978
- That must feel good.
- Oh, truly, truly.
381
00:25:06,153 --> 00:25:08,644
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
which is cool.
382
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,018
Well, do you need a ride?
383
00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:13,650
On that thing?
384
00:25:24,371 --> 00:25:26,532
Am I going too fast for you?
385
00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:29,574
No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
386
00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:32,507
That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
387
00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:35,409
I just don't wanna
be kept alive artificially.
388
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:49,592
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking a picture. Smile.
389
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:55,527
- I can't see. I'm blind.
- Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
390
00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:12,009
Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
391
00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:16,486
- Well, thanks again for the ride.
- No problem.
392
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:19,888
Hopefully the color will return
to your face sometime soon.
393
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,052
- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
- Really?
394
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:26,722
I never would've guessed that.
You seemed so at ease on two.
395
00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:32,469
- Can I have my helmet back now?
- I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
396
00:26:32,639 --> 00:26:33,799
Yeah.
397
00:26:35,308 --> 00:26:37,139
Thanks.
398
00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,438
So you okay?
399
00:26:39,613 --> 00:26:42,810
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
stick around and make out.
400
00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:45,508
- What?
- What did you say?
401
00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:50,747
Hey, I...
402
00:26:56,063 --> 00:26:58,088
Have a good night.
403
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,290
Yes.
404
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,168
"Yes always leads
to something good.
405
00:27:40,207 --> 00:27:42,402
Never avoid opportunities.
406
00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:44,669
They may come in any form. "
407
00:27:49,182 --> 00:27:52,413
- Hello?
- Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
408
00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:55,521
Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
than your boss, right?
409
00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:57,418
I guess.
410
00:27:58,692 --> 00:28:01,559
So look, we're kind of short
on Saturday staff.
411
00:28:01,728 --> 00:28:03,389
Is there any way you could come in?
412
00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:05,625
Sure.
413
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:09,257
Nothing I like better than the inside
of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.
414
00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:13,668
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
magical about this place.
415
00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:21,770
Would I like to increase the size
of my penis?
416
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,008
Right.
417
00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:26,245
Like I need that.
418
00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:35,493
- Persian wifefinder.
- Hi there. I am Faranoush.
419
00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:38,153
Would you be the man for me?
420
00:28:38,598 --> 00:28:40,361
I guess so.
421
00:28:41,434 --> 00:28:44,733
Excuse me. I'd like to apply
for a small-business loan.
422
00:28:44,905 --> 00:28:46,202
And what's your business?
423
00:28:46,373 --> 00:28:49,604
I bake cakes in the shape
of different celebrities' faces.
424
00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:53,969
- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
- No. It's Bono.
425
00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:57,039
Oh. Yeah, right.
426
00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:59,583
Let's hope it doesn't taste
like Mickey Rourke.
427
00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:02,285
So, what do you think?
428
00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,183
I think yes.
429
00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:13,990
Inta-maresting.
430
00:29:14,501 --> 00:29:15,934
Cakes, huh?
431
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:20,198
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
on it, Norm.
432
00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,038
- You called me Norm.
- Yeah.
433
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:26,737
- Could that, like, be my nickname?
- Yeah. I guess.
434
00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:31,748
Oh, nice. I like your style.
Car. That could be yours.
435
00:29:31,952 --> 00:29:33,817
Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...
436
00:29:33,987 --> 00:29:36,182
But it's the kind of dazzle
we need around here.
437
00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:38,221
- Yeah.
- And you know what I did?
438
00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,415
What?
439
00:29:39,593 --> 00:29:44,155
That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:
440
00:29:44,331 --> 00:29:47,926
"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
or along with Demko...
441
00:29:48,101 --> 00:29:50,535
...whichever, or I walk. "
442
00:29:50,704 --> 00:29:52,968
Really? What did they say?
443
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:56,870
Well, they were quite attracted to the me
walking option, you know, for a moment.
444
00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:59,375
- But then I threw that off the table.
- Good move.
445
00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:03,004
And they said if you started to show
some initiative, I could promote you.
446
00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:04,807
And?
447
00:30:05,018 --> 00:30:06,349
- Well, you're doing it.
- Yeah?
448
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,282
- Yeah, the whole cake thing.
- Yeah.
449
00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:10,184
- You're making up nicknames.
- Okay.
450
00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:12,222
Know what?
I called Demko this morning...
451
00:30:12,392 --> 00:30:14,690
...to ask if he could work,
and know what he said?
452
00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:17,056
- No.
- How did you know that?
453
00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,254
He's not here.
454
00:30:18,431 --> 00:30:20,797
- Yeah, but you are, Car.
- Yeah.
455
00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,959
And that's why I'm gonna
give the job to you.
456
00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,636
Norm, that's amazing.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
457
00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:31,834
Nice little raise in it for you too.
Bump up your salary to 65.
458
00:30:32,012 --> 00:30:34,845
- Thousand?
- Of course, thousand.
459
00:30:35,015 --> 00:30:37,882
Come on, let's step this thing
up a notch, Broseph.
460
00:30:39,786 --> 00:30:40,810
See what I did there?
461
00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:46,289
I joined "bro" with "Joseph. " Broseph.
Pretty cool, huh?
462
00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,283
Very cool, Norm.
463
00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:55,357
I have been such a dick and a douche.
464
00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:58,168
More of a douche
than a dick, probably...
465
00:30:58,338 --> 00:31:01,136
...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
I mean, really.
466
00:31:01,408 --> 00:31:05,970
- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
- I'm telling you, man, things are different.
467
00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:08,671
Okay. Wait, so wait.
You have to say yes to everything?
468
00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:12,614
Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
469
00:31:12,786 --> 00:31:16,813
...and things are changing for me.
It's like the era of yes has begun.
470
00:31:16,990 --> 00:31:19,959
All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
I'm all for it.
471
00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:22,390
Excuse me.
Could we get another round of drinks?
472
00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:24,427
And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
473
00:31:24,597 --> 00:31:27,566
...and our good friend here, Carl,
will be taking care of it.
474
00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:33,865
- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
- Yes. Yes, I am.
475
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,405
Okay.
476
00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:43,746
I should be prepping my case for Monday,
but I cannot miss this.
477
00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:47,114
Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
478
00:31:48,588 --> 00:31:52,615
Boy, you guys are really
into this yes thing.
479
00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:58,562
Argh!
480
00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:02,734
Okay, okay.
481
00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:24,149
He did it.
482
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,465
Drinks on me.
483
00:32:36,336 --> 00:32:37,530
Crazy, man.
484
00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:40,303
Carl, that was so awesome.
485
00:32:40,473 --> 00:32:42,941
- Okay.
- Excuse me. Could I...
486
00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:44,940
Absolutely.
487
00:32:45,111 --> 00:32:49,309
I don't think that's what she was
asking for, but all right.
488
00:32:52,285 --> 00:32:54,253
Was I chewing gum before?
489
00:32:54,421 --> 00:32:56,946
Hey. What do you
think you're doing, asshole?
490
00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:59,785
Easy, easy.
It was a little misunderstanding, okay?
491
00:32:59,959 --> 00:33:05,158
I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
You gotta say yes to life.
492
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,494
I made a sacred "conevant. "
493
00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:10,629
That sounded naughty.
494
00:33:11,271 --> 00:33:14,069
- I think you and I need to step outside.
- No. God, no.
495
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,573
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
496
00:33:17,977 --> 00:33:20,571
Okay. But if I win...
497
00:33:20,747 --> 00:33:24,615
...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
to a ball...
498
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,116
...because she deserves that.
499
00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:30,745
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
500
00:33:31,491 --> 00:33:33,482
That is so nice.
501
00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:38,388
Oh, shit.
502
00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:45,131
All right. He punched me
right in the face, man.
503
00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:47,933
- Don't worry. I got your back.
- You don't have anybody's.
504
00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:49,803
I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
505
00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:52,706
- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
- I know.
506
00:33:52,879 --> 00:33:54,813
Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
507
00:33:54,981 --> 00:33:58,542
Yeah, we're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
508
00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:00,982
You want some, huh, more?
509
00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:04,521
Because I am open for business, okay?
Oh, where'd I go?
510
00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:06,750
Oh, where'd I go?
511
00:34:06,926 --> 00:34:09,019
Yeah, how do you fight
what you can't see?
512
00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:13,629
Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?
513
00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:16,433
Because I'm gonna take this foot...
514
00:34:16,603 --> 00:34:20,369
...and I'm gonna whop you
on that side of your face...
515
00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,134
...and there's not a goddamn thing
you can do about it.
516
00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:27,444
Just don't break my teeth
off on the curb, okay?
517
00:34:27,614 --> 00:34:31,482
But let's really sell this.
Give them a show.
518
00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:32,675
What?
519
00:34:32,852 --> 00:34:37,653
First, we have
to establish the ground rules.
520
00:34:37,824 --> 00:34:41,191
And the ground rules are
there are no ground rules.
521
00:34:45,598 --> 00:34:48,465
Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
522
00:34:48,768 --> 00:34:51,396
Well, maybe you need to start
being the right guy.
523
00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:53,095
That's why you got punched out...
524
00:34:53,273 --> 00:34:56,834
...because you got the wrong attitude
right out of the gate.
525
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,409
I'm over here, dickhole.
526
00:34:58,945 --> 00:35:02,540
Oh, my God. That's so funny.
527
00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:04,840
You're a complete...
528
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:07,143
You all right?
529
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,413
I almost blocked it.
Didn't get there in time.
530
00:35:09,589 --> 00:35:11,318
Okay, we're done.
We've been drinking.
531
00:35:11,491 --> 00:35:13,482
- He's really been drinking.
- Seriously, man.
532
00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,525
I'm glad we had this experience.
533
00:35:15,862 --> 00:35:21,095
- I think we both grew from it. Call me.
- You asshole.
534
00:35:22,635 --> 00:35:27,937
- We really did.
- Yeah. We did, bud.
535
00:35:31,144 --> 00:35:33,578
She's never gonna go to a ball.
536
00:35:33,746 --> 00:35:36,544
No. No, she's not.
537
00:36:08,214 --> 00:36:12,275
- Okay. Tillie, there you are.
- Hi, Carl.
538
00:36:12,452 --> 00:36:13,851
What can I do for you?
539
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:17,353
Well, I was wondering if you could help me
put up some shelves.
540
00:36:18,358 --> 00:36:19,950
Oh, really?
541
00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:32,297
Okay. That should just about do it.
542
00:36:32,472 --> 00:36:35,873
- I'll see you later, Tillie.
- That was wonderful, Carl.
543
00:36:36,809 --> 00:36:39,607
Oh, not so fast.
544
00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:41,612
What are you doing?
545
00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:46,418
- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
- Oh, that's okay.
546
00:36:46,586 --> 00:36:49,146
I'm getting so forgetful.
547
00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:52,382
- It happens with age.
- Don't worry about it.
548
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:55,356
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
549
00:36:55,528 --> 00:36:59,624
Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
is good enough for me.
550
00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:03,358
You are so handsome.
551
00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:08,067
How come I never see you
with a girl over there?
552
00:37:08,241 --> 00:37:13,907
Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
but I am dating.
553
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,742
- Would you like a release?
- I'm sorry?
554
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:19,749
You know, a sexual release?
555
00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:21,283
Uh...
556
00:37:22,221 --> 00:37:26,521
- What do I do here?
- Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
557
00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:30,356
You just lay back
and I will take care of everything.
558
00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:33,897
I don't know what to say here.
I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
559
00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:37,127
I don't know if I'm gonna be able
to say yes to this one, Till.
560
00:37:37,303 --> 00:37:40,568
- Oh, come on.
- But thanks for the offer and the image.
561
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:45,700
And I've got this thing I gotta do,
so I'll be seeing you.
562
00:37:46,946 --> 00:37:50,006
In my nightmares.
563
00:37:51,384 --> 00:37:53,648
Oh, come on, give me a break.
564
00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,851
Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
That's ridiculous.
565
00:37:58,024 --> 00:38:02,757
Get out of there.
If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
566
00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:17,867
Nice dog.
567
00:38:29,555 --> 00:38:33,924
Just relax. I'll handle this.
568
00:38:39,632 --> 00:38:41,190
Oh, God!
569
00:38:42,301 --> 00:38:45,964
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
570
00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:47,865
Wow.
571
00:38:48,174 --> 00:38:50,404
That... Oh...
572
00:38:51,944 --> 00:38:53,411
That is a...
573
00:38:53,579 --> 00:38:55,376
How are you doing that? Ay!
574
00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:05,615
"Costume party. Come as your favorite
Harry Potter character. "
575
00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:06,816
You got it, Norm.
576
00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:55,865
Hi.
577
00:39:58,044 --> 00:40:01,536
Really? I've always wanted
to try it. Yeah.
578
00:40:01,714 --> 00:40:04,581
So I can expect delivery anytime
between 8 a. m. and 5:30?
579
00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:07,886
Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
580
00:40:08,054 --> 00:40:10,921
...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, come on in.
581
00:40:12,091 --> 00:40:15,288
- Buttercup Girls.
- Buttercup Girls.
582
00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:18,794
Yeah. All right.
583
00:40:21,734 --> 00:40:25,431
Hey. It's really working. Ah!
584
00:40:29,976 --> 00:40:33,412
It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
585
00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:37,140
I do wanna take guitar lessons.
I do wanna learn how to fly.
586
00:40:37,316 --> 00:40:38,977
Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
587
00:40:39,151 --> 00:40:46,148
I would understand
588
00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:49,817
All right, now I got it.
589
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,061
Whoa.
590
00:41:08,648 --> 00:41:10,809
What did he call me?
591
00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:17,446
Homeless.
592
00:41:18,658 --> 00:41:20,455
Come and get it.
593
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,628
There you are. You want some?
594
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,159
He never listens.
595
00:41:25,498 --> 00:41:26,522
Yeah.
596
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,633
I wanna start an
organic-fertilizer distribution business.
597
00:41:34,774 --> 00:41:35,832
Next.
598
00:41:36,609 --> 00:41:40,477
- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
- You know what? I'd love to.
599
00:41:40,646 --> 00:41:42,341
Way to stick in there.
600
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:02,998
There you go.
601
00:42:03,235 --> 00:42:05,601
Hey. I came.
602
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:07,867
Great.
603
00:42:09,241 --> 00:42:10,503
Yeah.
604
00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:14,006
Rolling Rock, please.
605
00:42:16,916 --> 00:42:19,749
- From the dawn of time...
- In the netherworld.
606
00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:23,215
There was a band.
607
00:42:23,389 --> 00:42:25,414
Oh, yes, there was.
608
00:42:26,058 --> 00:42:27,457
And we were that band.
609
00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,424
Yes, we were.
610
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,358
And that band made rock 'n' roll.
611
00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:33,088
Oh, yes, they did.
612
00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:38,359
And that band ate arame
and other sea vegetables.
613
00:42:38,537 --> 00:42:39,970
Yeah.
614
00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:43,199
And that band was rad.
615
00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:51,239
Hello, Jake, Penelope,
Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.
616
00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:54,317
- We are Munchausen by Proxy.
- You're kidding me.
617
00:42:54,487 --> 00:42:56,614
I should have been the one
To break up with you
618
00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,723
You said, "Who are you?"
619
00:42:58,891 --> 00:43:00,722
Who are you?
620
00:43:00,893 --> 00:43:06,297
I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
You said, "Who are you?"
621
00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:08,330
Who are you?
622
00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:13,764
If I got a call that said you were dead
You said, "Who are you?"
623
00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:15,964
Who are you?
624
00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:20,909
I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
You said, "Who are you?"
625
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,571
Who are you?
626
00:43:23,749 --> 00:43:28,186
Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He's a computer hacker.
627
00:43:28,354 --> 00:43:31,812
He helped me erase your MySpace page.
628
00:43:31,991 --> 00:43:36,360
And your band's MySpace page.
And your Facebook page.
629
00:43:36,529 --> 00:43:38,429
Happy networking, asshole.
630
00:43:54,714 --> 00:43:59,276
Don't call me past 11 p. m.
It won't happen again
631
00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:01,317
Happened once, it happened twice
632
00:44:01,487 --> 00:44:05,150
It happened three times,
Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe
633
00:44:05,324 --> 00:44:08,259
Maybe it happened six times
But it won't happen a seventh time
634
00:44:08,427 --> 00:44:10,327
No, no, no, no
635
00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:17,960
I'm not your late night booty call
636
00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:22,330
Whore no more
637
00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:27,411
Don't call me past 11 p. m.
It won't happen again
638
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,742
You can call me at 10:59
639
00:44:29,915 --> 00:44:34,443
But don't call me at 11
'Cause that's my rule now
640
00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:47,321
Can I get a water?
641
00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:55,167
Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
642
00:44:55,341 --> 00:44:58,742
Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
Now I remember.
643
00:44:58,911 --> 00:45:01,675
- What are you doing here?
- I know. Is this crazy or what?
644
00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:03,815
- It's so crazy.
- Yeah.
645
00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:06,543
- Are you stalking me?
- No. I would never do that.
646
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,688
By the way, your new living-room
furniture looks great from the yard.
647
00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:15,720
- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
- Thanks.
648
00:45:15,895 --> 00:45:19,262
Yeah. Strong lyrics.
You just make that stuff up?
649
00:45:19,431 --> 00:45:22,264
- It comes from personal experience.
- Cool.
650
00:45:22,434 --> 00:45:23,731
You want a drink?
651
00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:27,099
Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
652
00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:30,436
- So I have to go, but...
- Oh, really?
653
00:45:32,711 --> 00:45:35,271
But you can walk me to my scooter.
654
00:45:36,682 --> 00:45:39,082
I teach a jogging photo group...
655
00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:43,654
...for people who want to both exercise
and practice photography.
656
00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:46,223
Oh, yeah,
that's getting very popular now.
657
00:45:46,392 --> 00:45:50,385
It's in Griffith Park
and we do a loop. It's about five miles.
658
00:45:50,563 --> 00:45:52,861
It's at 6 a. m.
659
00:45:53,032 --> 00:45:57,298
Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.
In, like, never.
660
00:45:57,469 --> 00:46:01,599
- That's early.
- Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
661
00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:04,408
Okay, so you're in a band...
662
00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:07,671
...you do the jogging photography,
what else?
663
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,973
Whatever I want.
664
00:46:10,149 --> 00:46:13,516
I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
665
00:46:13,686 --> 00:46:16,120
Yeah, that's cool.
I've done some charity work.
666
00:46:16,288 --> 00:46:18,552
And some nude modeling, FYI.
667
00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:22,919
Good to know, if, you know,
if I ever need to...
668
00:46:24,864 --> 00:46:28,698
So anyway, my answer is yes.
I'd be happy to go out with you.
669
00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,961
I didn't ask you out.
670
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,331
Could have fooled me
with that modeling comment.
671
00:46:33,505 --> 00:46:34,904
You said that.
672
00:46:35,074 --> 00:46:37,702
Well, whoever said it,
it made me very uncomfortable.
673
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,604
Hey, why don't you
come to my class tomorrow?
674
00:46:42,781 --> 00:46:46,842
Why don't you stop smothering me?
Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
675
00:46:47,019 --> 00:46:48,213
Yeah, I'd love to.
676
00:46:49,788 --> 00:46:53,690
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
677
00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:57,124
- Carl.
- Allison.
678
00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:14,970
Yeah, Rooney?
679
00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:16,876
Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
680
00:47:17,049 --> 00:47:20,610
Got a case of Red Bull.
Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
681
00:47:20,786 --> 00:47:22,344
Yeah.
682
00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:32,363
Okay, guys, everybody ready?
Cameras loaded?
683
00:47:32,531 --> 00:47:33,793
- Allison?
- Yeah?
684
00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:35,831
Do we need to use a flash?
685
00:47:36,001 --> 00:47:37,832
Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
686
00:47:46,278 --> 00:47:49,509
Beautiful night, guys.
You take it to the limit, and I respect that.
687
00:47:49,682 --> 00:47:52,480
Hit me on the cell this week.
Let's do it again.
688
00:47:52,651 --> 00:47:56,712
Carl, if somebody asked me to
describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"
689
00:47:56,889 --> 00:47:59,949
Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
but I feel comfortable.
690
00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:04,061
Look how close I'm getting.
Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
691
00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:06,855
Allison, I'm here.
692
00:48:08,534 --> 00:48:09,694
Allison.
693
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,062
Hey. Who were those guys?
694
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,538
That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.
695
00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,611
We hit a couple raves last night.
It was totally off the hook.
696
00:48:20,779 --> 00:48:23,077
- You seem a little hyper.
- Had a couple Red Bulls.
697
00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,979
Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.
698
00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,017
I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
699
00:48:29,188 --> 00:48:31,554
Can't really see it right now,
unless you do this.
700
00:48:31,724 --> 00:48:35,160
That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
make you crash pretty hard?
701
00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:38,057
No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
702
00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:41,222
No. Hey, after we jog,
we should get a Red Bull.
703
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,800
You and I could get a Red Bull.
We could share.
704
00:48:43,969 --> 00:48:45,561
- Okay, that'd be fu...
- Red Bull.
705
00:48:45,738 --> 00:48:46,864
- That sounds...
- Red Bull.
706
00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,266
- I think I'd...
- Red Bull.
707
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,738
- I'd really...
- Red Bull.
708
00:48:50,909 --> 00:48:53,002
Red Bull.
709
00:48:53,579 --> 00:48:58,243
Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
Everybody, this is Carl.
710
00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,817
- Carl, this is everybody.
- Hey, everybody.
711
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:05,181
Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
712
00:49:12,164 --> 00:49:13,756
Oh, it's a good one.
713
00:49:15,868 --> 00:49:16,857
Hold that.
714
00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:19,329
Got it.
715
00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,507
Hey, Carl, you okay?
716
00:49:34,253 --> 00:49:36,244
Hold it right there.
717
00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,060
That's good.
718
00:49:54,306 --> 00:49:59,300
I can't put my finger on you.
You're kind of unpredictable.
719
00:49:59,678 --> 00:50:01,612
Kind of mysterious.
720
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:02,906
You know, listen.
721
00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:06,518
I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
I like to mix it up.
722
00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:09,017
If that doesn't jive with you,
we should end this.
723
00:50:09,188 --> 00:50:11,053
I love that.
724
00:50:11,223 --> 00:50:14,420
I don't know how people go through life
with the same boring routine.
725
00:50:14,593 --> 00:50:16,652
- Just shoot me.
- I know. Right in the face.
726
00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:20,265
Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
astounded at how content he was...
727
00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:23,094
...just living his life
in this closed-off little box.
728
00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:26,931
I know. It's so frustrating. I just
wanna grab these people and shake them.
729
00:50:27,106 --> 00:50:30,837
Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
on a little thing called life. "
730
00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:32,738
- That's so true.
- Yeah.
731
00:50:33,612 --> 00:50:36,672
So, what happened
to closed-off-little-box boy?
732
00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:40,114
It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
733
00:50:40,285 --> 00:50:43,686
Yeah? Same story
you were singing about last night?
734
00:50:44,523 --> 00:50:46,115
Might be.
735
00:50:47,025 --> 00:50:49,994
Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
Probe no further.
736
00:50:50,162 --> 00:50:53,427
Okay, if you must know,
we lived together.
737
00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:56,591
I thought he was it, the one,
or whatever.
738
00:50:56,768 --> 00:51:00,397
And then surprise, he ended it,
out of nowhere for no reason.
739
00:51:00,572 --> 00:51:01,937
Gone, never saw him again.
740
00:51:02,808 --> 00:51:06,505
Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
741
00:51:06,979 --> 00:51:10,039
Next time you should warn me
about the length of the story, though.
742
00:51:10,215 --> 00:51:11,307
Kind of dragged on.
743
00:51:11,483 --> 00:51:13,815
- I'll work on that.
- Yeah, just trim the fat.
744
00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:18,519
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
745
00:51:29,768 --> 00:51:32,236
She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
746
00:51:32,404 --> 00:51:34,872
She has no clue what she's doing
and she doesn't care.
747
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,530
She's the complete opposite of me.
748
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:39,006
Carl, could you
please pass the Cholula?
749
00:51:39,178 --> 00:51:41,146
Sure, Faranoush.
750
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,513
How did you two meet again?
751
00:51:43,682 --> 00:51:47,345
Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool.
You should check it out.
752
00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:49,919
- I'm engaged.
- Oh, yeah.
753
00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:52,488
Should you talk about Allison
in front of Faranoush?
754
00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:55,525
It's okay, man. We just met.
She knows it's not exclusive.
755
00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:59,528
- Besides, she's totally not my type.
- I can hear you.
756
00:51:59,698 --> 00:52:01,097
Sorry, Faranoush.
757
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:05,500
Anyway, I never would've met Allison
if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
758
00:52:05,671 --> 00:52:07,832
You wouldn't be on a date
with a strange woman.
759
00:52:08,006 --> 00:52:10,406
- No offense, Faranoush.
- None taken.
760
00:52:10,576 --> 00:52:13,670
I didn't realize
I was dealing with a no man.
761
00:52:13,845 --> 00:52:17,372
No, I think it's great.
Throw this away for me, will you?
762
00:52:20,452 --> 00:52:22,750
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
763
00:52:24,623 --> 00:52:28,855
- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
- Hello.
764
00:52:30,963 --> 00:52:32,760
So my friends are being really lame...
765
00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:36,094
...and nobody's offered
to throw me a bridal shower.
766
00:52:36,268 --> 00:52:38,634
Hey, I have an idea.
767
00:52:38,971 --> 00:52:41,872
Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
a bridal shower?
768
00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:45,142
Yeah. Sure.
769
00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:47,540
Why not? That'd be great.
Yeah, I'd love that.
770
00:52:47,713 --> 00:52:49,271
- Problem solved.
- Yeah.
771
00:52:55,087 --> 00:52:57,180
- Really?
- Yeah.
772
00:52:57,356 --> 00:53:00,382
Well, thanks, Carl.
773
00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:04,820
Thanks, that's really sweet.
774
00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:07,129
- That's great.
- That is sweet, Carl.
775
00:53:07,299 --> 00:53:09,290
Thanks, Faranoush.
776
00:53:09,568 --> 00:53:12,332
Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
for me and Allison.
777
00:53:12,504 --> 00:53:13,766
Costumes for what?
778
00:53:15,274 --> 00:53:17,868
Expelliarmus! Just kidding.
779
00:53:18,043 --> 00:53:20,136
That's okay. I blocked it
and deflected it back.
780
00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:24,112
Oh. Kaching!
Wow. Cool costume, my man.
781
00:53:24,283 --> 00:53:26,843
The only one they had left
was for toddlers.
782
00:53:27,019 --> 00:53:30,284
This is Allison
and her wand made from a sequoia.
783
00:53:31,323 --> 00:53:32,551
- Hi.
- You must be Norman.
784
00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:36,888
Yes, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming. Come in.
785
00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,891
Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
you know...
786
00:53:41,066 --> 00:53:42,693
...chips, dips...
787
00:53:42,868 --> 00:53:46,201
...and good people, just like you two.
788
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:48,336
- Thanks.
- Pace yourselves.
789
00:53:48,507 --> 00:53:50,236
It's gonna be a crazy night.
790
00:53:55,947 --> 00:53:58,643
- Get in there, play the zone.
- Come on.
791
00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,342
- Good dip, huh, H.P.?
- Mm.
792
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,684
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
an exclusive membership card.
793
00:54:05,857 --> 00:54:08,826
And with that card, I get access
to the whole place.
794
00:54:08,994 --> 00:54:12,589
I can buy large quantities of anything
at discount prices.
795
00:54:12,964 --> 00:54:15,125
Can't anyone get one of those cards?
796
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,263
No, don't think so.
But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
797
00:54:20,038 --> 00:54:22,632
- Yeah, put in a good word for us.
- That would be great.
798
00:54:24,343 --> 00:54:27,278
Feels strange to be going home,
doesn't it?
799
00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:31,139
"I'm not going home, not really. "
800
00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:35,782
Oh, bye.
801
00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:43,750
Alrighty, gang.
Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?
802
00:54:52,371 --> 00:54:55,431
- Well, thanks for coming, guys.
- So nice to meet you.
803
00:54:55,607 --> 00:54:58,132
Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
And hey.
804
00:54:58,310 --> 00:55:01,541
That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
805
00:55:01,713 --> 00:55:05,513
Keep your hand there like in a shake.
The other hand goes around for a hug.
806
00:55:05,684 --> 00:55:09,017
- Yeah. Tap it.
- Thanks for walking me through that.
807
00:55:09,187 --> 00:55:10,984
- That's all right.
- Bye.
808
00:55:11,156 --> 00:55:14,250
Okay, guys,
all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
809
00:55:14,426 --> 00:55:16,485
Next stop, Azkaban.
810
00:55:24,936 --> 00:55:26,198
Hey.
811
00:55:26,605 --> 00:55:28,766
Do you wanna drive?
812
00:55:35,046 --> 00:55:38,447
- Hey, you're getting better.
- Yeah, not bad, huh?
813
00:55:39,785 --> 00:55:42,083
Whoa. Yep, I got it.
814
00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:50,157
I got an idea.
815
00:55:55,834 --> 00:56:00,134
- We can't do this.
- Why? You scared?
816
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:07,577
Hurry. Somebody's coming.
And I think I see something. Hurry.
817
00:56:10,482 --> 00:56:15,385
- This is crazy.
- I know, but it's great.
818
00:56:41,379 --> 00:56:43,939
This is unreal.
819
00:56:44,182 --> 00:56:46,309
I couldn't agree more.
820
00:56:56,528 --> 00:56:57,859
Ooh
821
00:57:00,165 --> 00:57:01,655
Ooh
822
00:57:07,405 --> 00:57:08,702
Ooh
823
00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:27,989
You know, I've never let anyone
drive my scooter before.
824
00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:32,324
I've never let anyone kiss me
on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.
825
00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:58,814
Good evening, Los Angeles.
826
00:57:58,990 --> 00:58:02,187
Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
Munchausen by Proxy.
827
00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:05,489
I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
828
00:58:05,664 --> 00:58:06,858
I killed her.
829
00:58:08,366 --> 00:58:09,628
I'm a somebody.
830
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:13,030
I don't know about that.
831
00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:15,798
- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
- I don't think so.
832
00:58:15,974 --> 00:58:19,171
- We don't have that much of a following.
- What are you talking about?
833
00:58:19,344 --> 00:58:22,074
Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
They can't be trusted.
834
00:58:22,247 --> 00:58:27,241
There's me and my friends. That makes
eight or nine very unstable people.
835
00:58:27,419 --> 00:58:31,583
- How many people can this place even hold?
- Like 17,000.
836
00:58:31,756 --> 00:58:36,625
So each one of us invites 1800
of our closest friends.
837
00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:39,730
No need.
I know our music isn't that mainstream.
838
00:58:39,898 --> 00:58:41,729
- What?
- I love doing it.
839
00:58:42,233 --> 00:58:43,700
It's like my photography.
840
00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:46,336
I know there isn't that much demand
for photographs...
841
00:58:46,504 --> 00:58:48,096
...taken while running, but...
842
00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:50,400
I wasn't gonna say anything.
843
00:58:50,575 --> 00:58:54,102
You know, who cares?
The world's a playground.
844
00:58:54,279 --> 00:58:55,871
You know that when you're a kid...
845
00:58:56,047 --> 00:58:58,675
...but somewhere along the way,
everyone forgets it.
846
00:58:59,484 --> 00:59:01,418
I love your music.
847
00:59:01,686 --> 00:59:04,519
Anybody can take a photo standing still.
848
00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:09,085
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Oh, shit.
849
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:10,921
- Stop.
- Stopping.
850
00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:13,394
- Come on, Carl, run.
- Thanks.
851
00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:14,964
- Wait right there.
- You got it.
852
00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:16,896
- Down on the ground.
- Whatever you say.
853
00:59:17,068 --> 00:59:21,505
- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
- All right. I can't please everyone.
854
00:59:24,676 --> 00:59:25,904
Run!
855
00:59:26,177 --> 00:59:27,872
Hello, everybody.
856
00:59:28,046 --> 00:59:33,484
A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
I will be right with you.
857
00:59:33,652 --> 00:59:35,813
- Pass those out, will you?
- Sure.
858
00:59:40,225 --> 00:59:42,921
- Lee?
- Hey.
859
00:59:43,094 --> 00:59:45,562
What up, my brizzo?
860
00:59:46,898 --> 00:59:49,992
- That's not right, is it?
- Carl, I need you for a second.
861
00:59:51,102 --> 00:59:53,468
Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
862
00:59:54,906 --> 00:59:56,965
What's going on, Norm?
863
00:59:57,142 --> 00:59:58,973
Something's going down on a big scale.
864
00:59:59,144 --> 01:00:03,103
Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
He wants to talk to you.
865
01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:06,444
I think it's about all those loans
you've been approving.
866
01:00:07,085 --> 01:00:09,849
Well, we had a nice run.
867
01:00:10,021 --> 01:00:12,285
I might get shit-canned, Norm.
868
01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:15,616
Anyway, don't worry about it.
It'll lead to something good.
869
01:00:15,794 --> 01:00:17,921
- Hey, I'm part of this too.
- No.
870
01:00:18,096 --> 01:00:20,530
- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
- Norm.
871
01:00:20,699 --> 01:00:23,327
You were feeling it.
You were in the loan zone, remember?
872
01:00:23,501 --> 01:00:24,763
- I was.
- I was watching you.
873
01:00:24,936 --> 01:00:26,164
Yeah, you were.
874
01:00:26,337 --> 01:00:29,864
But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
Now you and I have to face the music.
875
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:33,204
- Come on.
- Hey. Can I have one minute?
876
01:00:33,378 --> 01:00:36,347
- Okay.
- Lee? What do you need?
877
01:00:36,514 --> 01:00:38,345
You may be my last loan.
878
01:00:40,351 --> 01:00:42,080
It's a Ducati.
879
01:00:42,253 --> 01:00:45,745
I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
about the male nurse thing.
880
01:00:47,092 --> 01:00:50,584
- See what I mean?
- Yeah. Nice ride.
881
01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:55,226
See you on the other side, Lee.
882
01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,697
Carl.
883
01:01:02,073 --> 01:01:05,270
Wesley T. Parker.
Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
884
01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,343
Pleasure to meet you.
885
01:01:14,519 --> 01:01:19,183
Every two months, the typical loan officer
approves 35 to 40 loans.
886
01:01:19,357 --> 01:01:21,382
You have given out...
887
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,128
...561.
888
01:01:24,829 --> 01:01:26,353
A little more than average, then.
889
01:01:26,531 --> 01:01:28,897
What's even more unusual
are the amounts.
890
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:36,306
A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
$600 for windsurfing lessons.
891
01:01:36,474 --> 01:01:38,408
Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
892
01:01:38,576 --> 01:01:41,568
Carl, this bank traditionally has never
given out small loans.
893
01:01:41,746 --> 01:01:43,873
- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
- Sit down.
894
01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:46,516
At first I thought
you might be raiding our coffers.
895
01:01:46,718 --> 01:01:49,710
- I would never do that.
- I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
896
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,518
But...
897
01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:01,095
But then I looked closer.
898
01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:04,562
These people are so grateful
to have their needs met...
899
01:02:04,736 --> 01:02:07,864
...more than 98 percent of them
are following through with payments.
900
01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,132
And because you've given out
so many of them...
901
01:02:10,308 --> 01:02:14,574
...we're actually making a lot of money.
Carl, these micro-loans, not bad.
902
01:02:14,946 --> 01:02:17,005
See, Car, you worrywart.
903
01:02:17,182 --> 01:02:20,743
Carl, what would you say if I asked you
to work upstairs with the big boys?
904
01:02:20,952 --> 01:02:23,182
- Corporate?
- Wow.
905
01:02:23,421 --> 01:02:25,514
That's great. I would have to say...
906
01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:28,523
No, wait. Before we give our answer...
907
01:02:28,693 --> 01:02:30,854
...let's talk money.
Dollars and cents, Wes.
908
01:02:31,029 --> 01:02:34,931
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
since we're only taking Carl.
909
01:02:35,433 --> 01:02:36,798
Got it. Yep.
910
01:02:36,968 --> 01:02:39,937
We'll have the employment contract to you
by the end of the day.
911
01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:42,629
Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
912
01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:47,301
- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
- Here's some fist.
913
01:02:54,052 --> 01:02:55,883
This one is nice.
914
01:02:56,054 --> 01:02:58,454
I especially love it in cream.
What do you think?
915
01:02:58,623 --> 01:02:59,647
- I love it.
- Yeah?
916
01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:01,189
Yeah.
917
01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:04,920
Bridal bingo?
How do you play bridal bingo?
918
01:03:05,096 --> 01:03:06,825
It's the same as regular bingo...
919
01:03:06,998 --> 01:03:10,627
...but you just yell embarrassing facts
about the bride, okay?
920
01:03:11,703 --> 01:03:12,727
Yeah.
921
01:03:12,904 --> 01:03:14,804
- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
- Come on.
922
01:03:14,973 --> 01:03:16,565
I don't want anything complicated.
923
01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:19,539
You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
out of this experience.
924
01:03:19,711 --> 01:03:22,145
It doesn't sound complicated.
Is it complicated?
925
01:03:22,313 --> 01:03:25,908
Are you going to be asking a lot
more question? I don't got all day.
926
01:03:29,287 --> 01:03:33,280
- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
- It's okay. I'll talk to her.
927
01:04:22,173 --> 01:04:23,197
Okay.
928
01:04:26,945 --> 01:04:29,413
Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
929
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,016
I can explain to you in more detail
if you want.
930
01:04:39,624 --> 01:04:40,886
What's going on?
931
01:04:42,627 --> 01:04:44,686
I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
932
01:04:45,964 --> 01:04:47,556
Jump.
933
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:50,657
What the hell are you looking at?
934
01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:55,230
- Don't do it.
- Don't point at me, buddy.
935
01:04:55,406 --> 01:04:57,306
Hey, lady, move that dog.
936
01:04:57,909 --> 01:05:00,469
Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
like two feet?
937
01:05:00,645 --> 01:05:02,112
Has somebody called the police?
938
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,738
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
Somebody needs to talk him down.
939
01:05:05,917 --> 01:05:09,250
- Move out the way.
- Somebody help him!
940
01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,496
Don't do it.
941
01:05:31,609 --> 01:05:33,509
It can't be that bad.
942
01:05:35,913 --> 01:05:37,312
Hey, buddy.
943
01:05:37,949 --> 01:05:39,439
Who are you, man?
944
01:05:39,617 --> 01:05:43,314
Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
so don't try to stop me.
945
01:05:43,955 --> 01:05:46,423
- Okay.
- What do mean, "Okay"?
946
01:05:46,591 --> 01:05:50,118
No, I don't mean okay.
Just give me a second.
947
01:05:50,695 --> 01:05:52,822
I should say something to you here.
948
01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:56,057
I don't really know what it is.
949
01:05:56,234 --> 01:05:58,327
Man, you terrible at this.
Are you even a cop?
950
01:05:58,503 --> 01:06:00,471
Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
951
01:06:03,374 --> 01:06:06,309
Wait. I've got it.
952
01:06:09,247 --> 01:06:10,874
Where you going, man?
953
01:06:11,049 --> 01:06:13,813
- I know it's not what I think it is.
- Just stop.
954
01:06:13,985 --> 01:06:15,543
Oh, man.
955
01:06:20,992 --> 01:06:24,792
- My man. Hello?
- Don't do it. I'm coming.
956
01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,522
Patience is a virtue.
957
01:06:30,468 --> 01:06:33,403
What the hell you doing in there?
958
01:06:36,107 --> 01:06:40,237
I wish you would step back
From that ledge, my friend
959
01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:46,915
You could cut ties with all the lies
That you've been living in
960
01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:50,680
And if you never want to see me again
961
01:06:50,855 --> 01:06:56,020
I would understand
962
01:06:56,194 --> 01:07:03,191
I would understand
963
01:07:03,534 --> 01:07:05,365
Um... Oh...
964
01:07:05,803 --> 01:07:06,929
What is it?
965
01:07:07,805 --> 01:07:10,433
The angry boy a bit too insane
966
01:07:10,641 --> 01:07:13,439
Icing over a secret pain
967
01:07:13,611 --> 01:07:18,844
You know you don't belong
968
01:07:19,016 --> 01:07:23,180
Everyone I know has got a reason
969
01:07:23,621 --> 01:07:25,111
To say
970
01:07:25,289 --> 01:07:26,779
You can put the past away
971
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:30,985
I wish you would step back
From that ledge, my friend
972
01:07:31,162 --> 01:07:35,895
You could cut ties with all the lies
You've been living in
973
01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:39,764
And if you never want to see me again
974
01:07:39,937 --> 01:07:44,636
I would understand
975
01:07:44,809 --> 01:07:47,642
I would understand
976
01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:54,381
I would understand
977
01:07:54,552 --> 01:07:58,545
I would understand
978
01:07:59,323 --> 01:08:01,723
I would understand
979
01:08:10,434 --> 01:08:12,994
I got blisters on my fingers.
980
01:08:21,312 --> 01:08:22,904
Carl.
981
01:08:23,347 --> 01:08:25,907
Stephanie, Ted, hey.
982
01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:28,176
How's it going?
What are you guys doing here?
983
01:08:28,352 --> 01:08:32,118
We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
owns a little piece of property there.
984
01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:36,590
A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
Not in Tahiti, anyway.
985
01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:41,587
Hey, I saw you on TV.
That was amazing, Carl.
986
01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:44,860
It's just a little life that needed saving.
No big deal.
987
01:08:45,036 --> 01:08:47,504
- So where you headed?
- I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
988
01:08:47,672 --> 01:08:49,606
- We don't know where we're going.
- Really?
989
01:08:49,774 --> 01:08:53,335
Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.
990
01:08:53,511 --> 01:08:56,810
Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
991
01:08:58,482 --> 01:09:01,076
- That sounds like a lot of fun.
- Can you imagine?
992
01:09:01,252 --> 01:09:02,947
No.
993
01:09:14,565 --> 01:09:16,294
So I have some carry-on here.
994
01:09:16,467 --> 01:09:20,870
I'd like two tickets on the first plane
out of here, please.
995
01:09:21,038 --> 01:09:22,630
We've never done this before.
996
01:09:25,376 --> 01:09:29,836
The next flight available for boarding...
997
01:09:30,414 --> 01:09:31,847
...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
998
01:09:33,818 --> 01:09:34,842
Okay.
999
01:09:35,019 --> 01:09:36,043
- Okay.
- Okay.
1000
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,380
- Yeah?
- Lincoln.
1001
01:09:37,555 --> 01:09:38,715
Here we come.
1002
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:44,855
Where does someone go
in Lincoln, Nebraska?
1003
01:09:45,029 --> 01:09:48,055
Well, clearly we should go there.
1004
01:09:53,871 --> 01:09:56,066
"The earliest switchboard
operators' headsets...
1005
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,504
...weighed over 10 and a half pounds. "
1006
01:09:58,676 --> 01:10:01,474
- Interesting.
- Look at this.
1007
01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:05,448
- Very first phone call ever.
- Pretty cool.
1008
01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,311
Check out the phone.
1009
01:10:07,485 --> 01:10:11,012
Smaller than I thought they would be.
Hold on, I'm vibrating.
1010
01:10:11,188 --> 01:10:13,088
Hello?
1011
01:10:17,428 --> 01:10:18,895
Nice shot.
1012
01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:24,593
- What do you know about that?
- Pretty sexy.
1013
01:10:25,503 --> 01:10:27,403
So, what do I do? I just...
1014
01:10:29,106 --> 01:10:31,506
- Take it easy.
- Here you go.
1015
01:10:33,344 --> 01:10:35,369
- Okay.
- You got it.
1016
01:10:35,546 --> 01:10:36,570
Pull?
1017
01:10:38,449 --> 01:10:40,508
- Good one.
- I got it. I got it.
1018
01:10:40,685 --> 01:10:43,586
Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
What's wrong?
1019
01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,527
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it...
1020
01:10:51,696 --> 01:10:55,962
...for your University
of Nebraska Cornhuskers.
1021
01:11:04,008 --> 01:11:05,976
Twenty bucks says
Oklahoma kills them.
1022
01:11:06,143 --> 01:11:08,703
Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
on a coaster?
1023
01:11:08,879 --> 01:11:10,471
What, do you live here now?
1024
01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:14,277
Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
1025
01:11:14,452 --> 01:11:17,114
Hey. Is that Carl?
1026
01:11:17,288 --> 01:11:19,415
- Wait a second.
- Wait a second, wait a second.
1027
01:11:20,791 --> 01:11:26,058
The energy is palpable here,
Chris. I can't even hear myself think.
1028
01:11:27,031 --> 01:11:29,727
- I guess they're in Nebraska.
- Wow.
1029
01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:34,930
Now, this is the really interesting part.
If you don't take the heads off properly...
1030
01:11:35,106 --> 01:11:37,597
...then everything gets mixed
into the batch.
1031
01:11:37,775 --> 01:11:40,767
Someone gets a beak in their bucket
or a mouthful of tendons...
1032
01:11:40,945 --> 01:11:43,709
...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
1033
01:11:45,015 --> 01:11:47,210
We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
1034
01:11:52,223 --> 01:11:54,885
I can't believe
I tripped like that.
1035
01:11:56,227 --> 01:11:59,788
- It seemed like you fainted.
- No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
1036
01:11:59,964 --> 01:12:03,559
- Okay. Because I thought it was
all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
1037
01:12:03,734 --> 01:12:05,599
Don't, please.
1038
01:12:07,371 --> 01:12:09,703
Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
1039
01:12:11,041 --> 01:12:13,407
Here. I have to protect you.
1040
01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:15,167
Come on.
1041
01:12:15,346 --> 01:12:19,214
Hurry, there's no time to lose.
We have to find shelter.
1042
01:12:19,383 --> 01:12:21,078
Come on.
1043
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:26,115
Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
1044
01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:29,020
Allison, are you okay?
1045
01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:32,992
Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
1046
01:12:39,503 --> 01:12:40,834
What?
1047
01:12:41,939 --> 01:12:44,464
I don't know. I think I love you.
1048
01:12:45,876 --> 01:12:47,343
Really?
1049
01:12:47,511 --> 01:12:52,107
I've known that I like you for a while,
but just now I decided that I love you.
1050
01:12:52,283 --> 01:12:55,582
- Do you love me?
- Definitely.
1051
01:12:55,753 --> 01:12:57,482
I love you like...
1052
01:12:57,988 --> 01:13:01,287
...I can't believe it.
It's kind of ridiculous.
1053
01:13:02,092 --> 01:13:03,559
I've been thinking...
1054
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,218
...and I know it's crazy,
especially for me...
1055
01:13:06,397 --> 01:13:11,266
...but maybe when we get back
we should move in together.
1056
01:13:12,603 --> 01:13:15,936
Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
1057
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,067
What do you think?
1058
01:13:18,242 --> 01:13:22,679
- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
- Oh, God. You paused.
1059
01:13:22,847 --> 01:13:24,314
- No, I didn't pause.
- You paused.
1060
01:13:24,482 --> 01:13:26,450
No, I didn't pause.
It was just a big step.
1061
01:13:26,617 --> 01:13:29,245
It was a stupid idea.
I shouldn't have said anything.
1062
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:33,322
Come on, what are you talking about?
Here, ask me again.
1063
01:13:34,191 --> 01:13:35,522
- Do you wanna move...
- Yes.
1064
01:13:35,693 --> 01:13:40,187
Did I pause there? I could probably knock
a couple milliseconds off that if you...
1065
01:13:54,979 --> 01:13:58,608
- Where are you traveling today?
- Los Angeles.
1066
01:14:01,452 --> 01:14:04,250
I'll just be one minute.
1067
01:14:04,421 --> 01:14:07,913
We should do this every weekend.
We could see the whole world.
1068
01:14:08,092 --> 01:14:09,923
I'm in.
1069
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,924
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
1070
01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:17,265
Sir?
1071
01:14:18,636 --> 01:14:21,605
- You mind coming with us, please?
- I'm sorry?
1072
01:14:21,772 --> 01:14:24,605
We just wanna ask you a few questions.
1073
01:14:27,244 --> 01:14:29,974
You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
1074
01:14:30,147 --> 01:14:32,945
Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
1075
01:14:33,117 --> 01:14:35,278
Oh, my God, you guys really
had me going there.
1076
01:14:35,452 --> 01:14:38,285
There's a crazy man in the terminal.
Red alert.
1077
01:14:39,723 --> 01:14:42,055
- Oh, good job.
- Let's go, funny guy.
1078
01:14:42,226 --> 01:14:43,818
Come on, lady.
1079
01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:48,828
- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
- What?
1080
01:14:48,999 --> 01:14:53,163
- Do you hate America?
- No. Of course not.
1081
01:14:53,337 --> 01:14:55,305
Then why are you plotting to attack it?
1082
01:14:55,472 --> 01:14:57,463
- What?
- I think you have the wrong guy.
1083
01:14:57,641 --> 01:14:59,472
I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
1084
01:14:59,643 --> 01:15:01,804
We've been tracking you.
We know who you are.
1085
01:15:01,979 --> 01:15:05,540
- We know what you're planning.
- This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?
1086
01:15:05,716 --> 01:15:08,549
Why did you purchase these plane tickets
at the last minute?
1087
01:15:08,719 --> 01:15:10,812
It was a spontaneous vacation.
1088
01:15:10,988 --> 01:15:12,922
Right. I was just saying
to Agent Tweed...
1089
01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:16,355
...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
1090
01:15:16,527 --> 01:15:20,657
Are you currently a member
of Persianwifefinder. Com?
1091
01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:23,890
- Yes, but you don't understand.
- Yes? Who is that?
1092
01:15:24,068 --> 01:15:27,196
Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
I can explain.
1093
01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:31,137
Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...
1094
01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:33,833
you gave a man money
to start a fertilizer business.
1095
01:15:34,011 --> 01:15:35,501
- For what, bombs?
- No.
1096
01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:37,874
Have you recently
started taking flying lessons?
1097
01:15:38,048 --> 01:15:40,573
- Yes. Oh, come on.
- Why did you learn Korean?
1098
01:15:40,751 --> 01:15:43,151
- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
- No. What?
1099
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,880
You were married for six months.
Some immigration thing?
1100
01:15:46,056 --> 01:15:48,183
- You were married?
- Yes.
1101
01:15:49,193 --> 01:15:51,354
That was a long time ago.
I was gonna tell you.
1102
01:15:51,528 --> 01:15:54,156
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
1103
01:15:54,331 --> 01:15:57,266
Start talking, Carl,
if that is your real name.
1104
01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:02,429
We knew another Karl we weren't
too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
1105
01:16:03,741 --> 01:16:05,606
His name was Marx.
1106
01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:11,543
I need to speak to my attorney.
1107
01:16:16,253 --> 01:16:19,381
Several months ago, my client
attended a self-empowerment seminar...
1108
01:16:19,556 --> 01:16:24,391
...that requires him to say yes
to any request that's presented.
1109
01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,654
All of the activity
that appears suspicious...
1110
01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:29,924
...the flying lessons,
the spontaneous trip-taking...
1111
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,830
...it's all because he must say yes
to any opportunity.
1112
01:16:34,071 --> 01:16:36,335
- He's really into it.
- You say yes to everything?
1113
01:16:36,507 --> 01:16:38,407
- Are you kidding?
- It's not how it sounds.
1114
01:16:38,575 --> 01:16:40,167
How does it?
I'd love to hear this.
1115
01:16:40,344 --> 01:16:43,404
I'm wondering if there's a better setting
for this back and forth.
1116
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,549
Maybe we should speak privately.
Come on outside.
1117
01:16:49,353 --> 01:16:52,516
- Whew. That was close.
- What the hell, Carl?
1118
01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:54,658
Are you serious?
You say yes to everything?
1119
01:16:54,825 --> 01:16:57,692
- Even if you don't like it?
- No, of course not.
1120
01:16:58,228 --> 01:17:00,253
- Sometimes.
- Oh, good. What a relief.
1121
01:17:00,431 --> 01:17:04,162
I thought you lied all the time, but it's
just sometimes. That's excellent.
1122
01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:06,063
So you didn't wanna
come to my show...
1123
01:17:06,236 --> 01:17:09,603
...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
you didn't wanna travel with me?
1124
01:17:09,773 --> 01:17:11,604
Yes, I did. That was my idea.
1125
01:17:11,775 --> 01:17:13,766
When I asked you
if you wanted to move in...
1126
01:17:13,944 --> 01:17:16,378
...that took a lot for me to do that,
and I meant it.
1127
01:17:16,547 --> 01:17:19,175
I didn't know what to expect,
but I guess I figured...
1128
01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:21,681
...like an adult, you were gonna
weigh the options.
1129
01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,046
You paused.
1130
01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:25,882
You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
You had to say yes.
1131
01:17:26,056 --> 01:17:30,186
- That's not entirely true.
- How do I know if anything you did...
1132
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,524
...was because you wanted to or because
you were following some damn program?
1133
01:17:42,172 --> 01:17:43,434
Allison.
1134
01:17:45,142 --> 01:17:46,609
Bye, Carl.
1135
01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:04,419
I can't believe I didn't tell her
I was married. I'm such an idiot.
1136
01:18:05,195 --> 01:18:06,787
- You know what I did?
- What's that?
1137
01:18:06,964 --> 01:18:10,161
She asked me to move in with her
and I hesitated. That was like a no.
1138
01:18:10,334 --> 01:18:12,325
I should have said yes right away,
you know?
1139
01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:15,472
That's how the whole thing got
screwed up. I broke the covenant.
1140
01:18:15,639 --> 01:18:17,266
Ever think things got screwed up...
1141
01:18:17,441 --> 01:18:21,309
...because you said yes without thinking,
not because of a covenant you made?
1142
01:18:21,478 --> 01:18:23,446
It's with the universe.
It's a big deal.
1143
01:18:23,614 --> 01:18:26,082
There is a middle ground here.
You can process things.
1144
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:29,811
You can weigh them individually and
make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
1145
01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:31,454
...a. k. a. What normal people do.
1146
01:18:31,622 --> 01:18:34,386
Yeah, that's a good point.
Hold that thought. Allison!
1147
01:18:34,558 --> 01:18:35,684
Or not.
1148
01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,759
Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
1149
01:18:37,928 --> 01:18:39,418
- Get away from me.
- Okay.
1150
01:18:40,230 --> 01:18:41,561
- Farther.
- Yeah.
1151
01:18:43,534 --> 01:18:44,933
Carl.
1152
01:18:48,806 --> 01:18:50,273
Bye, Carl.
1153
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,975
- Oh, I just love good food.
- So do I.
1154
01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,975
- Do you?
- Uh-huh.
1155
01:18:56,146 --> 01:18:58,080
You know you and I are a lot alike?
1156
01:18:59,316 --> 01:19:01,648
My mother likes good food.
1157
01:19:02,519 --> 01:19:05,147
She always used to say,
"I'd rather eat good food...
1158
01:19:05,322 --> 01:19:07,256
...than bad food any old day
of the week. "
1159
01:19:07,424 --> 01:19:08,982
Hey.
1160
01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:11,158
It's me again.
1161
01:19:11,328 --> 01:19:13,796
Specifically I'm talking about 15
to 20 percent.
1162
01:19:13,964 --> 01:19:16,933
The way we're gonna do this
is we're gonna go after the...
1163
01:19:32,850 --> 01:19:35,648
Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
1164
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,182
You're officially flying by yourself.
1165
01:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,247
Cool.
1166
01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:45,719
There's no greater feeling in the world,
is there?
1167
01:19:48,966 --> 01:19:54,427
Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
1168
01:19:54,605 --> 01:19:56,436
I'd like to thank you all for coming...
1169
01:19:56,607 --> 01:19:59,735
...for no other reason
than you genuinely wanted to.
1170
01:19:59,910 --> 01:20:03,573
In an unrelated note,
everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
1171
01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,321
Ah!
1172
01:20:35,012 --> 01:20:36,172
Allison?
1173
01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:40,476
No, it's Wes P., Big C.
Did I catch you at a bad time?
1174
01:20:40,651 --> 01:20:45,714
- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
- Okay, okay. Just checking in.
1175
01:20:45,889 --> 01:20:47,720
Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
1176
01:20:47,891 --> 01:20:50,291
Kicks the crap out of dealing
with those peons, huh?
1177
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:54,191
- I never really thought of them as...
- Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
1178
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,694
Wes? Can you hear me?
1179
01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:01,132
Go get the ball!
1180
01:21:01,305 --> 01:21:04,741
So listen, I got a job for you.
We're shutting down a bunch of branches...
1181
01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:08,810
...and I need you to tell the managers.
- Shutting down branches?
1182
01:21:09,246 --> 01:21:10,713
Which ones?
1183
01:21:12,382 --> 01:21:15,010
We are Sparta!
1184
01:21:18,755 --> 01:21:20,188
Hi, Norm.
1185
01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:45,711
You have three messages.
1186
01:21:45,882 --> 01:21:48,612
Hi, Car, this is your
answer phone speaking.
1187
01:21:48,785 --> 01:21:51,652
No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
about the party tonight.
1188
01:21:51,822 --> 01:21:54,882
I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.
1189
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:58,090
Carl, it's Roons.
Thanks for letting me use your car.
1190
01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,821
You might notice the front bumper missing.
Not to worry.
1191
01:22:00,998 --> 01:22:03,762
I gave them your insurance.
The whole thing's being handled.
1192
01:22:03,934 --> 01:22:08,303
And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
Don't forget, no starch. Love you.
1193
01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:11,931
It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
and completely on top of it...
1194
01:22:12,109 --> 01:22:15,875
...but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
shower is still on for tomorrow night.
1195
01:22:16,046 --> 01:22:19,174
Haven't received confirmation
of any sort from you. At all.
1196
01:22:19,349 --> 01:22:22,011
- Shower. Shit.
- It's on.
1197
01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,153
Right? Call me.
1198
01:22:36,666 --> 01:22:37,690
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
1199
01:22:37,868 --> 01:22:40,428
- What's wrong?
- I just really need to talk to you.
1200
01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:41,866
What?
1201
01:22:42,039 --> 01:22:44,701
Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
1202
01:22:49,946 --> 01:22:52,210
Surprise!
1203
01:22:52,382 --> 01:22:54,976
- Oh, my God.
- Happy shower.
1204
01:22:55,152 --> 01:22:56,619
How did you pull this off?
1205
01:22:56,787 --> 01:22:59,449
I just called in a few favors,
kept throwing money at it.
1206
01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:02,488
I like it, I like it.
1207
01:23:02,659 --> 01:23:04,092
- Rooney.
- Congrats.
1208
01:23:04,261 --> 01:23:06,354
- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
- Hey, B.
1209
01:23:06,530 --> 01:23:08,691
- And Lee, he's a male nurse.
- I know Lee.
1210
01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:11,999
Let's get this guy a drink.
He doesn't have long to live.
1211
01:23:12,169 --> 01:23:14,660
On him, on him.
1212
01:23:17,674 --> 01:23:18,698
Cake?
1213
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:19,899
- Thanks.
- Sure.
1214
01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:24,480
- Oh, John Goodman.
- No, it's Alec Baldwin.
1215
01:23:26,049 --> 01:23:29,041
Oh, right. Nailed it.
1216
01:23:35,492 --> 01:23:39,485
Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
1217
01:23:39,663 --> 01:23:42,496
- How you holding up?
- I'm okay, Car.
1218
01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,533
You know, taking her day by day.
1219
01:23:45,702 --> 01:23:48,535
Yeah. Well, I got a friend
I want you to meet.
1220
01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:50,065
Oh.
1221
01:23:54,478 --> 01:23:58,915
- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
- Hi there.
1222
01:24:00,784 --> 01:24:05,153
- Can I call you Soo?
- Yes.
1223
01:24:05,322 --> 01:24:06,346
Do you dance?
1224
01:24:06,923 --> 01:24:09,414
Well, I've won some competitions.
Watch this.
1225
01:24:09,593 --> 01:24:13,154
- Come on.
- Look out. Oh, hey.
1226
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:45,054
- Oh, that's an interesting one.
- Yep. And it's half-price, so...
1227
01:24:49,366 --> 01:24:51,231
Oh, jeez.
1228
01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:55,134
- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
- Man, you deserve it.
1229
01:24:55,305 --> 01:24:57,273
- You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1230
01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:00,534
- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
- No.
1231
01:25:00,710 --> 01:25:03,235
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
1232
01:25:03,413 --> 01:25:07,474
I guess I'll just stick with the program.
Keep saying yes to everything.
1233
01:25:07,651 --> 01:25:09,243
I know it sounds silly...
1234
01:25:09,419 --> 01:25:11,979
...but maybe that bad stuff
will lead to something good.
1235
01:25:12,155 --> 01:25:16,455
Doesn't sound silly.
Well, maybe a little silly.
1236
01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,755
You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
1237
01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,921
- Yes. And not because I have to.
- Great.
1238
01:25:22,098 --> 01:25:24,726
- Well, you do have to.
- Yeah.
1239
01:25:25,669 --> 01:25:28,399
- But you want to.
- Oh, yeah.
1240
01:25:28,572 --> 01:25:31,040
- So bad.
- Oh, God, me too.
1241
01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,176
- It's all I can think about.
- Really?
1242
01:25:38,648 --> 01:25:40,548
Hi there.
1243
01:25:41,484 --> 01:25:43,111
Hello there.
1244
01:25:43,887 --> 01:25:46,856
You must be Tillie.
1245
01:25:47,891 --> 01:25:52,885
- I've certainly heard a lot about you.
- Isn't that nice?
1246
01:25:56,399 --> 01:26:02,497
- Would you mind helping me?
- Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
1247
01:26:03,907 --> 01:26:05,636
Come on, let's go.
1248
01:26:15,485 --> 01:26:18,045
- Hello?
- Hi, Carl.
1249
01:26:18,688 --> 01:26:24,558
- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
- Can you come over?
1250
01:26:24,728 --> 01:26:27,595
We had this big fight and he stormed off.
1251
01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:31,632
Well, these things have a way
of working themselves out.
1252
01:26:31,801 --> 01:26:33,530
I don't know.
1253
01:26:34,437 --> 01:26:38,430
- Not this time. I think it's over.
- Yeah?
1254
01:26:39,776 --> 01:26:42,244
You know,
but maybe it's supposed to be.
1255
01:26:42,412 --> 01:26:46,678
I mean, a part of me felt like something
wasn't right from the beginning.
1256
01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:51,184
- Yeah?
- I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
1257
01:26:51,354 --> 01:26:57,623
Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
it's, well...
1258
01:26:57,794 --> 01:27:00,763
- Stay with me tonight.
- Oh, Steph...
1259
01:27:05,602 --> 01:27:07,331
Steph...
1260
01:27:08,004 --> 01:27:09,835
...I can't.
1261
01:27:10,473 --> 01:27:12,168
I'm sorry.
1262
01:27:14,678 --> 01:27:16,612
What are you saying?
1263
01:27:18,248 --> 01:27:20,443
I'm saying no.
1264
01:27:36,933 --> 01:27:38,400
Are you serious?
1265
01:27:52,782 --> 01:27:53,942
Oh, Jesus.
1266
01:28:01,424 --> 01:28:03,949
Oh, please.
1267
01:28:04,461 --> 01:28:08,090
I didn't even see the red zone.
I've only been here for 20 minutes.
1268
01:28:08,264 --> 01:28:12,325
- Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
- Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
1269
01:28:12,502 --> 01:28:16,336
No, man, no, man, no, man.
1270
01:28:16,506 --> 01:28:20,704
- No man, no man, no man...
- Not possible!
1271
01:28:22,946 --> 01:28:25,073
Jackoff.
1272
01:28:26,149 --> 01:28:31,678
Chapter 26,
"Words That Rhyme With Yes. "
1273
01:28:31,855 --> 01:28:34,483
Guess, mess.
1274
01:28:34,657 --> 01:28:40,687
Tess, that's a name.
Less, a word and a name.
1275
01:28:40,864 --> 01:28:42,832
- Terrence, don't freak out.
- What the fuck?
1276
01:29:07,490 --> 01:29:10,254
Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
any more obvious.
1277
01:29:11,661 --> 01:29:15,358
She was coming in the room. It's like,
"Give me some space, woman. "
1278
01:29:15,532 --> 01:29:19,093
Again, I'm pretty sure
she was just here checking on Carl.
1279
01:29:19,369 --> 01:29:21,303
Peter.
1280
01:29:22,038 --> 01:29:23,699
A covenant.
1281
01:29:23,873 --> 01:29:26,171
Hey, buddy, you all right?
1282
01:29:26,776 --> 01:29:29,745
The covenant, it's coming down
hard on me, man.
1283
01:29:30,613 --> 01:29:33,446
- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.
1284
01:29:33,616 --> 01:29:35,083
It is nonsense.
1285
01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:38,412
It's him.
1286
01:29:39,956 --> 01:29:44,222
Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
remove the covenant. It's killing me.
1287
01:29:44,394 --> 01:29:47,192
First of all, what were you doing
in my car?
1288
01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,797
I told you,
I need you to remove the covenant.
1289
01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:53,800
There is no covenant. There never was.
I was just riffing.
1290
01:29:54,838 --> 01:29:57,068
- Riffing?
- Well, I had to say something.
1291
01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:00,903
You were being difficult,
embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
1292
01:30:01,077 --> 01:30:04,046
- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
- No.
1293
01:30:04,214 --> 01:30:06,307
You just don't know how to use it,
that's all.
1294
01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:09,384
Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
Real tough to grasp.
1295
01:30:09,552 --> 01:30:11,520
No, that's not the point.
1296
01:30:11,688 --> 01:30:15,488
Well, maybe at first it is,
but that's just to open you up to it...
1297
01:30:15,658 --> 01:30:17,285
...to get you started.
1298
01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:20,088
Then you're saying yes,
not because you have to...
1299
01:30:20,263 --> 01:30:22,697
...not because a covenant tells you to...
1300
01:30:22,866 --> 01:30:25,801
...but because you know in your heart
that you want to.
1301
01:30:27,070 --> 01:30:28,731
Yeah.
1302
01:30:29,305 --> 01:30:31,034
You're right.
1303
01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:34,675
- That makes perfect sense.
- I told you. I said that.
1304
01:30:34,844 --> 01:30:36,243
- You didn't say that.
- I did.
1305
01:30:36,412 --> 01:30:38,972
- You didn't say it like that.
- Not with an accent.
1306
01:30:39,582 --> 01:30:43,643
Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
and your head there.
1307
01:30:44,454 --> 01:30:48,322
- What time is it?
- It's 5:40 in the morning.
1308
01:30:48,491 --> 01:30:49,753
Perfect.
1309
01:30:52,562 --> 01:30:54,325
I said that.
1310
01:30:54,531 --> 01:30:56,158
Whatever.
1311
01:30:58,001 --> 01:31:01,562
I'm gonna hop in the bed
just in case the nurse comes back.
1312
01:31:05,842 --> 01:31:08,310
- Sir, you need to get back to your room.
- No, I don't.
1313
01:31:08,478 --> 01:31:10,810
- Sir, stop right there.
- Eat me.
1314
01:31:13,383 --> 01:31:17,342
- Lee. What are you doing here?
- I'm a nurse, remember?
1315
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:21,889
Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
Can I borrow your car?
1316
01:31:22,058 --> 01:31:26,495
No, I don't have my car anymore.
I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
1317
01:31:27,130 --> 01:31:29,257
Ducati.
1318
01:31:34,203 --> 01:31:37,639
Have you ever driven one of these before?
They're quite powerful.
1319
01:31:37,807 --> 01:31:41,004
Yeah, I ride double all the time
on the scooter with Allison.
1320
01:31:41,177 --> 01:31:43,509
No, Carl,
this is not the same.
1321
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,672
You really have to be careful. Okay?
These things have a lot of...
1322
01:31:47,684 --> 01:31:49,652
Holy Jesus.
1323
01:31:49,819 --> 01:31:51,081
- Torque.
1324
01:32:03,499 --> 01:32:05,558
- How you doing?
- Can't complain.
1325
01:32:07,437 --> 01:32:08,665
Ah!
1326
01:32:09,172 --> 01:32:11,003
You might wanna get out of the way.
1327
01:32:22,285 --> 01:32:24,685
- Come on. Jerk.
- I'm sorry.
1328
01:32:27,757 --> 01:32:28,815
Ah!
1329
01:32:32,695 --> 01:32:34,094
Whoa!
1330
01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:20,304
What an asshole.
1331
01:33:36,526 --> 01:33:38,084
Carl, what are you doing here?
1332
01:33:38,261 --> 01:33:42,163
I just wanted to tell you
that I don't wanna live with you.
1333
01:33:42,331 --> 01:33:45,425
Oh, wow. Thanks.
My knight in shining armor.
1334
01:33:45,601 --> 01:33:48,092
Okay, people, let's go.
1335
01:33:51,641 --> 01:33:52,733
But I wanna be with you.
1336
01:33:52,909 --> 01:33:55,104
But I don't wanna be with you.
I don't know you.
1337
01:33:55,278 --> 01:33:57,838
Everything I said I meant,
except about living together.
1338
01:33:58,014 --> 01:34:00,346
That makes me nervous,
but that's normal. It's big.
1339
01:34:00,516 --> 01:34:03,110
We shouldn't just jump into that
without thinking.
1340
01:34:03,286 --> 01:34:07,245
Why not? You do it with everything.
You say yes to whatever comes your way.
1341
01:34:07,423 --> 01:34:10,392
That's not true. You can say no
if you don't want something.
1342
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,085
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
Your literature?
1343
01:34:13,262 --> 01:34:15,253
Look, I know the philosophy
has some holes.
1344
01:34:15,431 --> 01:34:19,197
You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
1345
01:34:19,368 --> 01:34:22,337
But if I hadn't done that,
I never would've met you.
1346
01:34:22,505 --> 01:34:25,599
Because the old Carl
didn't think he was enough for anybody.
1347
01:34:25,775 --> 01:34:28,801
I thought if I said yes to things
and got involved with people...
1348
01:34:28,978 --> 01:34:31,310
...sooner or later,
they'd find out I'm not enough.
1349
01:34:31,848 --> 01:34:34,316
I didn't think I had anything to share.
1350
01:34:34,484 --> 01:34:37,749
But now I know that what I have to share
is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.
1351
01:34:39,088 --> 01:34:41,215
- Do you mind, Reggie?
- Seriously, dude.
1352
01:34:41,390 --> 01:34:43,415
Sorry, this seemed interesting.
1353
01:34:44,026 --> 01:34:46,494
Even if I had met you,
I never would've asked you out.
1354
01:34:46,662 --> 01:34:49,995
You were the complete opposite of me.
You did things and had friends...
1355
01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:53,226
...and sang in rock bands
and made life happen.
1356
01:34:53,402 --> 01:34:55,336
You weren't scared of anything.
1357
01:34:55,505 --> 01:34:58,167
You don't think I'm scared of anything?
1358
01:34:58,341 --> 01:35:01,504
Who do you think I am?
I'm scared of a lot of things.
1359
01:35:02,111 --> 01:35:04,102
And I'm scared too.
1360
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,339
So let's be scared together.
1361
01:35:08,284 --> 01:35:10,275
I don't know what you want me to say.
1362
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:12,387
So just say yes...
1363
01:35:12,922 --> 01:35:15,356
...but only if you really want to.
1364
01:35:15,591 --> 01:35:18,719
And can you do it kind of soon?
I think I'm starting to get a chill.
1365
01:35:20,029 --> 01:35:21,860
Yeah, I noticed that.
1366
01:35:22,398 --> 01:35:23,763
Well?
1367
01:35:30,573 --> 01:35:32,803
- Maybe.
- Come on.
1368
01:35:33,676 --> 01:35:37,271
- I'm not gonna say that word.
- Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
1369
01:35:44,253 --> 01:35:45,914
I like maybe.
1370
01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:47,282
- Reggie, come on.
- Dude.
1371
01:36:14,217 --> 01:36:17,675
Excuse me,
but pleats are kind of out of style.
1372
01:36:17,854 --> 01:36:20,015
You got anything with a flat front?
1373
01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:22,123
Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
1374
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,193
Thanks, guys.
1375
01:36:26,362 --> 01:36:28,956
This is the single biggest donation
that we've ever had.
1376
01:36:29,131 --> 01:36:31,691
You're welcome, but it was Carl
that made it all happen.
1377
01:36:31,868 --> 01:36:33,233
You're a good man, Carl.
1378
01:36:33,402 --> 01:36:37,930
No big deal. I know a lot of people
who are willing to give.
1379
01:36:39,408 --> 01:36:44,744
Say it a million times.
Say it a million more times.
1380
01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:49,351
And the word
you will have said 2 million times is:
1381
01:36:49,518 --> 01:36:51,850
Yes!
1382
01:36:57,326 --> 01:36:59,487
Good God.
1383
01:38:33,589 --> 01:38:35,716
So anything else
we need to know?
1384
01:38:35,891 --> 01:38:40,157
Your instinct is gonna be to brake
with your chin or your forehead.
1385
01:38:40,329 --> 01:38:41,887
- Try to resist that.
- Right.
1386
01:38:42,064 --> 01:38:43,429
Right.
1387
01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:46,031
Oh, and thanks for the loan.
1388
01:38:46,202 --> 01:38:48,898
I never could have finished the suits
without it.
1389
01:38:50,606 --> 01:38:54,133
Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
less of you if you don't wanna do this.
1390
01:38:54,310 --> 01:38:55,334
What?
1391
01:38:55,511 --> 01:38:58,446
I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
to you if you're a chicken.
1392
01:38:58,614 --> 01:39:00,275
What if I'm
one of those chickens...
1393
01:39:00,449 --> 01:39:03,748
...whose head doesn't get severed
and my beak ends up in the bucket?
1394
01:39:03,919 --> 01:39:06,854
I'll see you at the bottom.
Unless you pass out.
1395
01:39:07,590 --> 01:39:10,582
I told you,
my foot caught a nail.
1396
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:11,988
Hiyah!
1397
01:39:58,841 --> 01:40:00,365
I love this.