(suspenseful music)
(train horn blowing)
- [Mike] You know that every woman in America
has at least one vibrator, I shit you not.
Every job that I've pulled man, bam right there little
cardboard box right underneath the bed.
I used to put Tabasco Sauce in the lubricant.
Man just once I wish I could be there
to see the look on their faces.
- [Randy] You are one sick fuck, but I like it.
- Alright listen up, here's the deal.
Our target's sitting in the back room of the gallery
waiting for the courier to pick up the piece.
Now this is the deal he picks it up
and he delivers a museum alright?
Now the reason we're not posing as
the couriers on this deal and making this whole
fucking headache a hell of a lot easier on ourselves
is that this deal's got to look like what it is alright.
It's got to look like a robbery
otherwise the insurance doesn't collect as much,
Nick's not too happy, and we all go home pouting.
- [Steve] What's security look like?
- [Mike] That's the beauty of this deal, there isn't any.
- Are you sure?
I mean if this thing is in fact priceless
then why the hell isn't there any security?
- Simple, you want to hide something
you hide it in plain sight.
What museums and galleries know
that the banks and jewelry stores tend to ignore
is that the more you guard something
the more it draws attention to its value,
thus attracting fine upstanding citizens such as ourselves.
- Besides transporting and guarding
something like our target is expensive.
Museums just don't have that kind of money.
So they've adopted this system of using local galleries
as holding stations for items in transit.
As we speak our target is sitting
in the office in a leather duffel bag.
- Our exposure on this deal's 60 seconds.
The gallery closes at seven o'clock,
as I said the courier arrives shortly after that.
At 6:25 we go in, at 6:26 we're an echo.
- We've been watching this place for a while.
There are two employees that work from 10 to six.
The last hour the owner's there alone.
She seems like she's afraid of her own shadow.
Now here's how it's going down so listen up.
They're are gonna be two getaway cars.
First one's gonna be parked out front.
Craig you're in the driver's seat.
My brother and I'll park back behind the alley.
We'll drive straight from the scene
to the warehouse, and we should meet you there.
Alright now inside Paul you go in and pose as a buyer.
You need to look like you have money
so that's why you're wearing that sharp ass suit.
You distract the broad by telling her you're
that a collector and you're there to make a purchase.
- Hi.
- So I'm interested in this piece.
I've been collecting this guy's work for some time now.
- [Randy] Steve you hang right outside the gallery.
If anything looks fucked up you tell us
before we go in and we'll abort.
As soon as Mike and I go inside we're
heading straight to the back and picking up the target.
Everybody on the floor, on the floor!
Paul when that happens she's naturally
gonna try and stop us, you shout.
- He's got a gun!
- [Randy] Be a hero.
Protect her by pulling her to the floor.
Once we have the peace you tell her
to stay put, you'll call the cops.
- Stay here alright I'll call the cops, don't move.
- [Randy] Once we're out Mike will
hand off the piece to Steve.
Mike and I are gonna run back to the car.
Steve you should be able to just
walk to the car and wait for Paul.
Once Paul is in the car Craig I want you
to peel out loudly and noticeably.
So that way we've got conflicting reports.
They ran off on foot, they burned off in the car.
And the cops would be sorting that out
for at least a couple days before they
figure out what really happened, if they ever do.
- We rendezvous at the warehouse
and we wait until 8AM for Nick to come.
After that peaches and cream boys.
- [Randy] Everybody on the same page?
- Yep.
- [Steve] Got it.
- Alright six o'clock, get moving.
- What the fuck?
- We're at the right place aren't we?
Where are they?
- Oh fuck it, who cares if they're not here right?
- What if they got caught?
- What if?
- No answer, something's wrong.
- Fuck that I'm giving him 20 minutes
they're not here, I'm gone alright nobody saw us.
Nobody knows who we are or that we did anything.
- Nobody's going anywhere.
The plan is to meet the buyer here in the morning,
and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
- Well you do what you want.
But no bank roll's worth lock up man, not again.
And if they did get caught they're probably
giving the cops our 411 right now.
- You know what, you're only here
because you asked me for a favor
and they granted it to me, so shut the fuck up.
They'll be here.
And believe me these brothers do not get caught.
The last job they did have in LA everything got
fucked up and the LAPD was on their ass,
helicopters and all and they still got away.
You understand that no one gets away from
the LAPD once the choppers come but they did.
- How'd they do that?
- They lost the choppers by driving straight into
a shopping mall Blues Brothers style.
They crashed into a Spencers,
jumped out before the chaos calmed,
and hid in a dumpster for two days.
- Bullshit alright, 20 minutes they're not here I'm--
- Now that was a ride.
- [Steve] Where the fuck have you been?
- We had a little problem.
- [Steve] Who's car is this?
- It's hers.
- [Steve] And who is she besides the fucking witness?
- I don't know, I didn't ask her name.
- It's Jennifer.
- Excuse me?
- It's Jennifer, oh God please don't hurt--
- No no no, I still didn't ask your name.
- [Steve] Well what the fuck happened?
- It's not a perfect fucking world.
Cars get stolen all the time.
- [Steve] Getaway car got stolen?
- Luckily Driving Miss Daisy here
decided to stop at a yellow light, so we took hers.
- Ain't that some shit?
I mean who the fuck stops at a yellow light?
If you would have just kept on going like everybody else
you wouldn't know any of this had ever happened.
And the poor bitch behind you would be in your place.
Look at this face.
You must be an actress.
Well it just so happens you're in the right place.
Used to be our old man's studio.
Made a lot of money selling porn here.
- Oh my God.
- Maybe you'll catch a big break after all.
- Please you can have my car.
I won't tell anybody just please let me go.
- [Steve] Guys, what are we gonna do with her?
- I'll tell you if any of y'all had
any thoughts about letting her go,
just gonna go ahead and kill those ideas right now.
(Jennifer screams)
- Hey put the fucking gun down.
What are you gonna do execute her with me
standing right here in the splatter zone?
- [Paul] It's not a bad idea.
- Put the fucking gun, down.
- Oh shit did you see that?
Hey Craig did you see that shit?
- Yes I saw, I'm standing right here paul.
- [Paul] Damn.
- [Mike] What are you breast feeding that thing?
- No, I.
- It's a beautiful thing boys, a very beautiful thing.
When was the last time y'all made
30 grand for 10 minutes of work?
- Alright so Nick is picking this up
at eight o'clock in the morning.
I don't know about you guys but
I want to be a bum on the beach in the Dominican Republic.
- That's after we find the bitch that stole our car right?
- Yeah whatever.
- That's all well and good guys.
What are we gonna do with sleeping beauty over here?
- Gag her, throw her in the back, I'll figure something out.
- Alright.
- Good work.
I'm gonna get out of this suit.
(all talking at once)
Feels good to get the hell out of that suit.
A few more minutes man I'd think I was running for office.
- [Steve] You'd have my vote.
- Good constituent.
- So you said your dad filmed pornos in here?
- Yup, he was real pervert.
- What was in here since then?
- Nothing, ever since dad died a few years ago
this place has pretty much been abandoned.
That's why it's such a great place
for us to hang out, spend the night together.
- Yeah me and Paul, we're gonna spoon later.
- You come anywhere near me tonight
you gonna wake up without your dick.
- I know 'cause I'm gonna break it off in your ass bitch.
(all laughing)
- It's fucking creepy in here.
- Oh is Craigy Weggy scared?
- No fucker, I'm just...
This doesn't look like the set of
any porn movie I've ever seen.
- Oh so you've seen a lot of them hey Craig?
- Yeah yeah, I have as a matter of fact.
Matter of fact,
Mary and I have a thing going.
Check this out.
- Let me see that.
(moaning and groaning)
This is you?
- [Craig] Yeah.
- Does she know you're filming her?
- Does she know I'm filming her?
She knows, she's the one that set up the camera.
She said that she can't get off unless she's being filmed.
(moaning and groaning)
- Damn the bitch has got some nice titties.
- Hey fuck you man, that's my girlfriend.
- I wasn't talking about her.
(all laughing)
- [Craig] But yeah she does.
- [Paul] Oh man you just got some
cool points in my business you did.
- Thanks Paul that's what I was going for.
- [Steve] You're a fucking chump.
- [Craig] No we have like 20 tapes.
We're gonna start a website.
- A website?
Man you are one lucky fuck.
The only girl I have these days is a lefty loosey.
Yeah well here's a tip if you sit on your hand
until it goes numb feels like you're
getting a hand job from a stranger.
- You're a fucking moron.
- Hey you guys know what the best part
about getting a hand job from a midget is?
Your dick looks huge.
(all laughing)
- [Craig] What's with the number?
- Yeah, was that here when we came in?
- It must have been.
I mean none of us put it up there right?
- I didn't.
- It's probably a date.
Was dad filming here in the 60's?
- How the fuck would I know I wasn't born.
But you do realize that there's a whole shit load
of stuff that happened before you were born Mike?
- Yeah like what?
- Oh I don't know, that whole party Hitler threw?
- The moon landing.
- That was faked.
- Led Zeppelin recorded Stairway to Heaven man.
Didn't they?
- Robin Williams was still funny.
- Hey hey hey hey, don't be dissin' Robin Williams.
- Don't be using words like dissin'.
Robin Williams was and is one of
the funniest people to walk the earth.
And I don't care what any of you fuckers say.
- Bullshit.
Mrs. Doubtfire, albeit cute for the kiddies, was not funny.
And One Hour Photo, the only thing
funny about that flick was when he
took a shit those people's house.
- [Randy] One Hour Photo was not a comedy.
- You see my point.
- No you don't get it, that's what makes him a genius
is that he can do both comedy and drama.
And nobody does it as good as he does.
And you know what I can tell just by looking at his face
whether the movies gonna be a comedy or a drama.
- Alright I'll bite, how's that?
- Because the dramas he grows a beard,
in the comedies he's clean shaved.
- What are you like a professor at Robin Williams Academy?
I mean how the fuck do you know this shit?
- More to the point man why do you know this shit?
- No I agree with Steve and Paul.
I mean Jumanji, seriously, what's that?
- Fuck you man Jumanji ruled.
Kirsten Dunst was in that and she was hot even back then.
- She was like 12.
- Hot is hot.
- Alright alright, What Dreams May Come.
How was that funny?
- Again not a comedy.
Why the hell would you have ever seen that movie?
- Lucy wanted to see it.
- Listen did you know that Robin Williams
did not use a script for Good Morning Vietnam?
- Alright class is in session.
- It's true and that was one fucking funny movie.
Listen Steven Spielberg used to call
Robin Williams every night to cheer him up.
You know while he was shooting Schindler's List?
Now there's a lot of funny fucking people in Hollywood.
But the King chose to call Robin Williams,
not George Carlin, not Jerry Seinfeld or Emo Philips.
Robin Williams, funny mother fucker.
- Dude you got a serious man crush on Robin Williams.
- You know what you should do?
You should sit on your hand and then give him a hand job.
He seems like the kind of guy that would like.
(all laughing)
(loud bang echoing)
- What the fuck was that?
- Randy go check the broad.
- Yeah I think so.
(ominous music)
You hear anything back here?
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
(dramatic music) (Jennifer screams)
- Three 23 69, you're not the one, we're here for.
(upbeat music)
- It's a break away, him and the goalie.
Shoots the goalie in the face, goal.
Hell yeah, women everywhere want to have my children.
What you got Craig, what you got?
- That's pretty bad.
Anyway the worst that I heard was
a dude buying it by getting kicked in his nuts.
- No way.
- Yeah you know the guy, fucking Josh Johnson.
- I don't know maybe.
- Whatever it doesn't matter.
So anyways he's at this party right?
This bee starts hanging on to him.
They go out to his car and they started going at it.
She starts getting a little rough with him I guess
I don't know starts pushing him around and shit like that.
Naturally he thinks she's just playing around.
So he starts pushing her back,
gives her a little fucking bite on the ear
or something like that I don't know.
But she fucking kicks him so hard in the fucking nuts
they twist around and rupture right in the sack.
He dies right there in the driveway.
- Nah, I don't believe that shit.
- That's what I know man true or not.
Well you know I could turn you
into a rag doll with just my thumb.
- What the fuck's a rag doll?
- Alright feel the back of your head.
Feel that soft spot at the base of the skull?
Now all you have to do is just
come under and jam your thumb in there.
It'll sever the spinal cord and voila, you're a rag doll.
- Fucking rag doll?
- Yeah, well you're totally conscious
but you're paralyzed from the neck down.
And you could go up and down the street all day
dropping people like flies using only your thumb.
Oh look at this great dress I just bought.
Thwack, rag doll.
Oh I just met the man of my dreams.
Thwack, rag doll.
All day long man, thwhack rag doll.
It's yet another great flaw of the human design.
- Your a sick mother fucker you know that right?
Everything alright?
- Yep, she didn't hear anything.
- How do you know that?
- 'Cause I asked her genius.
- Don't talk to the broad alright.
Just don't say a fucking word to her.
- Yeah I agree, she already knows enough to can us all.
- It's not like I compared driver's licenses with her.
- Randy, don't talk to the broad.
- Fine, whatever.
- Heads up you.
- What the fuck?
(all laughing)
Come on.
- Oh hey princess, I didn't mean anything.
Gentlemen, I am the undisputed king of dead rat hockey.
That being said I'm fucking bored.
- Yeah me too, I should've write an Xbox or something.
♪ Think God is on your side
♪ I'll take my money from the other guy
(music fades)
- [Paul] I'll tell you why this is fucked up man.
Because we are being screwed that's why.
- [Craig] Explain.
- [Paul] Alright do you know who this Nick guy is?
- [Craig] Yeah I know he's the buyer.
- [Paul] Yeah that, but I know more.
I know who he is.
- [Craig] How do you know that?
- [Paul] 'Cause I wasn't born yesterday Craig.
I know the people in this town alright.
I know who works for who.
I know who's playing who and right now
we are the ones being played.
- [Craig] Alright so who's this Nick guy?
- [Paul] He's the guy the museums and galleries call
to recover their priceless stolen antiquities.
Like the one we happened to have in that bag out there.
What do you think it is that
makes him so good at what he does?
- [Craig] Because he's the one that hires
people like us to steal them in the first place.
- [Paul] And Bingo was his nameo, hello.
Museums and galleries are heavily insured
against the theft, damage, whatever
of all of their irreplaceable valuables.
That being said they also have a
no questions asked policy on the safe return
of said valuables for a very healthy reward.
A reward which they are willing to pay because.
- Oh 'cause they got the insurance policy.
- You are fucking brilliant Craig.
Now look Nick knows all this stuff right.
So every time that there's a theft like this one
the museum not only gets it's piece back
but they also made a very healthy
profit out of the disappearance.
Now the whole jig is up if Nick doesn't have
an alibi at the time the item went missing.
So that's where we come in.
He hires talented folks such as ourselves
to do all the dirty work meanwhile,
he's on a fucking beach in Tijuana
with a whore in one hand and a marguerite in the other.
He's got receipts to prove the whole thing.
Meanwhile he's gonna come back
he's gonna pay us for the item.
While he does his little investigation
he's gonna sit on for a few weeks,
let the museum's collect their insurance money.
Then all of a sudden ouyt of nowhere walla bing,
Nick comes through triumphantly with another
miraculous return of a priceless artifact.
Now look I don't know this for sure
but curators aren't stupid people.
I mean they got to know what Nick's up to.
But what the fuck do they care man?
They're making just as much money off this is he is.
This is the easiest money a man can steal.
- [Craig] So are you saying what I think you're saying?
- If you're thinking that you and I
should go into business together
then yeah that's what I'm saying.
I think we should give Nick a little competition.
Which eventually an anonymous call to the right people
will eliminate said competition.
And furthermore Craig I think that we should start
with that piece we got up there right now.
- What about those guys?
- What about them?
We're in an abandoned warehouse Craig.
Accidents happen all the time.
- What about Nick when he comes and he sees
you know us gone and the piece gone?
- Fuck that if he's as smart as I hope
that he is he's not gonna do anything.
He's that can expose his whole sweet
operation to come and find us.
I bet he just abandons this project goes on to the next one.
And while he's doing that man you
and me will be setting up a little
understanding with the museum's ourselves.
- Why are you telling me this though?
I mean why not just kill us all and do this yourself?
- What do you think I'm heartless?
I thought about that.
Something about you though Craig, I like you.
I trust you, this will be a lot easier
to do with somebody that you trust.
- What do you want me to do?
- I'm gonna take care of those brothers,
you take care of Steve.
- What are you gonna shoot him?
I mean everybody will hear.
- [Paul] Don't worry about it.
- You've had this planned from the beginning?
- You just be sure to take care of Steve alright?
I have to come clean up after you
then I'm going to be doing this alone.
- Got it.
(heavy breathing) (ominous music)
(dramatic music)
(Jennifer screaming)
(shushing)
(heavy breathing) (ominous music)
- Stay here.
Stay with us.
(ominous music)
(upbeat music)
- [Paul] Great fucking spread Mike.
It's like Top Chef in there.
- [Mike] I do what I can.
♪ When you want to call
♪ 'Cause you were spoken to
♪ Feeling lost in the struggle
♪ Not changing what they're paying me
♪ If you want my ass to move
♪ Well then I better get cranking
- What were you two doing in there?
- What do you mean?
- I mean you were in there a long time.
- So?
- So we all want to know something.
- Yeah what's that?
- Does Paul give the reach around
or is he a selfish butt fucker?
(all laughing)
- Fuck you.
- No he's selfish.
- What?
Fuck you man.
(loud bang echoing)
- What the fuck is that?
- Craig your turn, go check on the girl.
♪ Just point me to the place you want me to find
- [Paul] I'll go with you man.
- No I'll go, you can stay and finish your chips.
- [Paul] You're the boss.
- [Randy] What's with you?
- What do you mean?
- You're acting weird and I don't like it.
- This place creeps me out.
- You need to relax man.
My brother and I used to play in here when we were kids.
It's just a warehouse.
- Yeah well, the sooner I get our of here the better.
- The sooner we get out of here the better right?
- Yeah that's what I said isn't it?
- No, you said the sooner I get out of here.
- The sooner we get out of here, you happy?
- This was my dad's office.
(loud banging)
- This you and Mike?
- Yeah.
I don't remember where this picture was taken though.
I tell you the truth I don't remember being a kid.
- Your dad had some cool tats hey?
- He was in to tats.
He also had a completed T when he died.
- How'd he die?
- In here as a matter of fact.
Committed suicide.
Put a plastic bag over his head
and hung himself with his own belt.
- Shit.
- You know I never understood how he did it.
I mean why the plastic bag?
- Damn I'm sorry.
- Go fucking check on the girl.
She's in the boiler room.
Craig, go straight there, check on her,
and come right back here got it?
- Got it.
(erratic music)
(ominous music)
- Everything fine?
- Yeah, she's still there.
- You say anything to her?
- What would I have said?
- Nothing.
What the fuck is with you?
- [Craig] Why do you say that?
- I don't know looks like you've seen a ghost.
- Yeah did you, I should show you something.
(erratic music)
(dramatic music)
- [Randy] What the fuck is this?
- [Craig] I don't know, I just found it.
- Did you do this?
- No, no I didn't do this.
- Why don't I believe you?
- Why would I do this?
- [Randy] It was either you or Paul.
- [Craig] Why is that?
- Because you me and Paul are the only
ones who've been back here.
And I sure as hell know I didn't do it.
And if my brother was back here
I know that he wouldn't do it.
So that leaves you and Paul so what the fuck is this?
- I don't know.
I just found it.
- You just happen to find it?
- Yeah I was looking for the girl
and I came in here by mistake.
It's giving me the fucking willies.
- Yeah sure it does, I don't believe it for a minute.
What the hell are you two talking about in the kitchen?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You think I'm an idiot?
How long does it take to get a fucking bag of chips?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
If I did this why would why would I show you?
- 'Cause you're a sick little monkey, that's why.
- I don't know what to tell you.
I didn't do this.
- Let's go have a word with Paul.
Where's Paul?
- How should I know it's not my turn to watch him.
- I gotta go take a shit.
- Something's fucked up here.
- Yeah what's that?
I called what do you got?
- Those two are in cahoots I just know it.
- Your brother always this paranoid?
- Yeah he was always a problem child.
I said call lay them down.
(ominous music)
(groaning in pain)
(screaming in pain)
- Jesus with that poor bastard eat?
- It's not fucking funny.
(screaming in pain)
(ominous music)
- Hey what the fuck man?
- Where the fuck were you just now?
- Just checking this place out.
- Didn't you hear Craig screaming?
- Is that what that was?
- Yeah.
- What the fuck is he screaming for?
- I'm gonna find out?
- Well I'll go with you.
- No, it'll just be a minute.
I'll meet you back at camp.
- We'll you're the boss.
- Fucking right.
Craig you okay?
Craig don't fuck with me.
You fucking asshole.
- Whoa hey hey hey. - What the fuck Randy?
- This motherfucker killed Craig.
- Look man I hate to burst your bubble
there cowboy but this isn't the first time
someone's had a gun to my head so want you
just sit down and let's talk about this.
- Fuck you.
I just saw him, he's fucking laying
in a pool of his own goddamn blood in
the bathroom floor you sick fuck.
- Alright Randy Randy, put the gun down man.
Why would Paul do that?
- 'Cause they were planning something
from the beginning I fucking know it.
And isn't it so convenient that you
just happened to be out checking
the place out when he started screaming?
- I didn't kill Craig.
- Shut up.
- Paul where were you just now?
- Oh fuck you, Steve you know who I am.
- You know what I've done, you're familiar with me.
I root out the rats, Craig was a fucking rat.
I knew it from the start man.
That's what we were talking about in the kitchen.
You ask me if he is dead we're
better off without the little prick.
- Bullshit, what's with the fucking number Paul?
- I don't know Randy.
- You've been fucking with us from the beginning.
That number was written on the floor
of the bathroom in Craig's blood.
What is with the number?
- I have no fucking idea.
Steve you know me man, I didn't kill Craig.
- You guys I actually think he's telling the truth here.
- Well of course you're gonna think that.
He's your fucking friend.
What about the rats Paul?
- What rats?
- The rats in the room with the five little chairs.
- I have no idea what you were talking about.
- Randy what are you talking about?
- In the room next to where the girl is
he made a model of this room and he put
rats in the chairs instead of us.
- Oh alright alright this is getting fucked up.
- Randy can talk to you for a--
- No you can't fucking talk to me for a second.
This asshole is lying.
- Alright wait a minute.
Everybody just cool out for a minute.
Now if he is telling the truth then who did kill Craig?
- The girl, I mean it had to be the girl.
- Bullshit I tied her up myself.
There's no way that she fucking got our.
- Well I didn't fucking kill anybody
so if you don't take that gun off my head
we're gonna have a real problem here you and me.
- We already have a problem asshole.
- Yeah you're damn right we got a problem.
- Jesus Christ guys put the fucking guns away.
- Mike he's a rat.
I never trusted him from the minute I met him.
- Are you gonna crow all day cock?
Or are you gonna do something about it?
Yeah go ahead man, your fucking brains are gonna be
in the ceiling for you can pull that trigger.
- Paul I'm warning you take the gun away from my brother.
- Yeah no way Mike.
I do that he's gonna shoot me in cold blood.
- I'm not fucking around put down your gun.
- I'm not fucking around either Mike.
- Take the gun away from my brother,
or I'll shoot you myself.
- All right this is bullshit all of you stop it.
Now there's only one way to find out
if he's telling the truth and that is all of us
going to see the girl ourselves.
- And if she's there I'll shoot
him in the fucking face myself.
But if she's not,
well we got a big fucking problem don't we boys?
- Fine.
- Let's go check.
(ominous music)
- Randy you gotta be kidding me.
- How the hell did she get out?
- I don't know but we got a big problem don't we?
Because if she got out I can guarantee you she did not--
- Alright she was unconscious when
you dragged her in here right?
So she's got no idea how to get out of here.
Not to mention that there's only one door
and she would have had to go through us first.
She's in here somewhere.
- How could she have done that to Craig?
- You guys believe me now?
What I for one think that an apology is in order.
- Fine, sorry.
- What was this about rats?
- You're saying you nothing about this?
- That's what I'm saying.
- Did she do this?
- This is fucked up.
Who is this bitch?
- She didn't do this that's what I'm saying.
- And I'm saying how do you know that?
- Because when Craig found this place she was still tied up.
So that means one of two things,
either someone is lying, or there is
someone else in this warehouse with us.
- Alright, we got to split up and find her,
and maybe whoever else is in here.
Now she already killed one of us
so we need to find her right fucking now
and return the favor.
- Someone should stay back at camp
just to make sure she doesn't walk out of here.
- Yeah if she already hasn't.
Randy you're on first watch.
Now this place isn't that big so provided
she's still here this shouldn't take too long.
If you see anyone else who doesn't belong
put them on the fucking ground.
(ominous music)
(footsteps approaching)
- Jennifer.
That's your name right?
Jennifer?
(suspenseful music)
Hey we're going be taking off,
so it's really safe to come out now.
Jennifer why don't you come on out?
We'll give you a lift home.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh Jennifer.
Wherefore art thou Jennifer?
(dramatic music)
(suspenseful music)
Jennifer?
Are you hiding in here?
Come on out I, just want to talk.
(dramatic music) (heavy breathing)
(bones crunching)
(body thuds)
- [Mike] What's going on?
- Take a look at this.
Check the tires.
- Who's doing this?
- Who do you think?
- Well I think you think it's Paul.
But when would he have done it Randy?
We were in here the whole time
and when we weren't he was with us.
- He had plenty of time to come back here after we split up.
- How?
- I had to take a leak.
- How long did that take?
- Well I didn't use the bathroom for obvious reasons.
- So anyone could have come through here.
The girl could have walked right out that fucking door
while you were draining the vein, Jesus.
These are exactly those little fuck ups I'm talking about.
- Alright sorry I took a piss.
And what do you want me to do about it now?
- I want you to think about this shit before you do it.
If you're on guard here go piss in
the corner but be on fucking guard.
- Alright lay off.
We've got bigger issues here.
What are we gonna do about this?
You don't think he had anything to do
with this, or Craig, or the rats?
- I don't know, I don't know him.
But we know Steve and I for one trust his judgment.
- No you don't.
Listen this is stupid that we're just sitting here waiting.
We have to meet Nick here in the morning.
That doesn't mean that we have to stay here the whole time.
Let's just take the piece, go to a Denny's,
and then we'll come back here in the morning.
- Craig's dead, the girl is missing,
and your answer is a Grand Slam fucking Breakfast.
This is exactly the shit I'm talking about Randy, think.
- Well if Paul didn't do this,
the girl sure didn't do this,
then there's someone else in this warehouse with us.
- Who else would be in here Randy?
- I don't know a fucking homeless psycho or,
well if I knew that we wouldn't be
fucking talking here would we?
- Alright alright alright.
Why don't you let me take over here?
Go get yourself a drink or something okay.
(suspenseful music)
- What the?
(ominous music)
- Three 23 69.
Three 23 69.
You're not who we're here for, yet.
(ominous music)
- Three 23 69.
Three 23 69.
(suspenseful music)
(girl crying)
- [Girl On Tape] Please.
(whip hitting flesh) (girl crying)
(somber music)
(crying stops)
(somber music)
(girl crying)
(somber music)
- What's going on?
- I know what the numbers mean.
- Yeah, what?
- It's the combination of the safe in dad's office.
I opened it and his films are inside.
Mike,
they're not pornos they're snuff films.
- So.
- So, so dad's a murderer.
He killed those girls in here and he filmed it.
- Yeah that's sad isn't it?
- That's sad, that's what you've got to say is that's sad?
- Well what the fuck do you want me to do?
Write a letter of apology?
- You knew about this?
- Oh come on Randy you're telling me you didn't?
- No I didn't fucking know about this.
- Well then maybe you should have been
paying a little more attention.
- Mike I saw her in the hall.
- Who the girl?
- No, one of the girls from dads films.
He suffocated her with a plastic bag.
She told me those numbers.
- Those numbers, which just happened to be
the combination to the safe in dad's office?
- Yes, yes Mike.
There is no rat, I was wrong about Paul.
It's these girls they're here and they killed Craig.
- You're telling me you saw a dead girl Randy.
- Yes, yes, I saw one in the in the kitchen
and I saw another one in the hallway.
- Look at your fucking eyes, you're using again.
You told me that you weren't using.
I told you that if you were using
I wasn't gonna bring you on any more fucking jobs.
Do you understand that?
- I'm not fucking using.
I know what I saw it I'm telling you
we have got to get out of here.
- Yeah well you know what I'm not
going anywhere and neither are you.
- You don't get it do you?
- No you don't fucking get it Randy.
So what if dad killed those girls then he filmed it
that doesn't make him a bad man.
- Well it does in my book.
- Does it does it?
Randy do you remember when you were in high school?
And you wanted those $100 pair of Guess Jeans
so Susan Derek's would go out with you?
Did dad buy you those jeans, no.
No he didn't, he bought you three fucking pair.
Susan Derek's goes out with you
and she pops your fucking cherry.
And how about those matching Camaros
that we drove around which as I recall
made you a pretty fucking popular guy in high school?
Randy was there ever a day you went hungry?
No, dad put food on the fucking table,
he took care of you, and he spoiled you rotten.
So you want to know what?
If dad did kill those girls and he filmed it
you and me are the ones who reap the rewards.
So in my book dad's a fucking hero.
- Mike where you going?
- [Mike] I want to see this fucking tapes.
- Mike.
Mike.
- Steve what the fuck happened man?
- The girl, she did this.
- She did this to you?
Well don't you worry pal.
I'm gonna take care of you alright.
Come on nice and easy Steve.
You're gonna be alright buddy.
I want you to know you're just fine okay, hang in there.
You're gonna be just fine.
(ominous music) (Steve gasping for air)
There you go.
You comfy?
(dramatic music)
Hey maybe they'll help you.
Or maybe they'll just help themselves.
(Paul laughs)
(Steve crying)
Dude I am so fucking with you man.
Hey you really think I'd leave you
here with the rats to eat you?
(silenced gun firing)
What kind of sick fuck do you think I am?
(dramatic music)
- They're all right here Mike.
- It's alright I don't need to see them.
- What?
- [Mike] A little house cleaning.
- What are you doing?
What are you gonna do with them?
- Something you should have already thought about.
You'd take this to the cops wouldn't you?
- [Randy] No I wouldn't.
- This is our family that we're
talking about you fucking ingrate.
- I wouldn't fucking take them to the cops.
- Yeah, let's make sure about that huh.
- Mike.
Mike hang on a second.
Mike.
- That is the end of it.
You need to forget that you ever
found out about this alright?
Trust me it'll make you a much happier person.
Now grow a dick, get your gun, and go find the girl.
It's six o'clock.
We have two more hours here,
and you never have to see this place again.
Look I know this was difficult for you to see,
but you were always the sensitive one.
- Thought I was a problem child.
- You and me have been through a lot together.
- We drove through a fucking
shopping mall for Christ's sake man.
How many brothers can say that?
And look at us now.
Opportunities like this don't come along all that often.
We do good there will be others, many many others.
We're at the fucking birth of it man.
Now I need you to go find the girl.
If the others find her before us
the pecking order changes doesn't it?
Now go find the girl.
Make me proud.
- Okay.
(contemplative music)
You can come out from under there now.
Jennifer I'm not gonna hurt you.
I know you saw the videos, Mike burned them all.
This isn't worth it, I'm leaving.
I thought you might want to leave too.
I promise I'm not gonna hurt you.
(suspenseful music)
- How did you know I was in here?
- I could hear you.
- Well how do I know you're not
trying to trick me or something?
- I guess you don't.
But you can either take your chances with me
or you can wait here for one of the others to find you.
Look I'm done with this.
Unlike my brother there's a limit
to what I can take and this is way beyond that.
- Yeah.
- Alright I'm gonna take you out.
We'll go down the hall I'm gonna put you
in a closet right by the room where we came in.
My brother is watching over there
but I'm gonna tell him to go and look for you.
As soon as he's gone we'll just walk out just like that.
- Just like that?
Yeah okay.
- Listen I gotta ask you something.
Have you seen anything
out of the ordinary since you've been here?
(erratic music)
Let's get out of here.
(suspenseful music)
(silenced gun firing)
(body thuds)
- Sorry about that boss.
It's just business you know?
(dramatic music)
(moaning and groaning)
Boo! (laughing)
- You're a fucking comedian aren't you?
- Forget about I'm sorry man I couldn't resist.
- Yeah whatever you crazy fuck head.
- Hey where's Randy man?
I thought he was watching the fort?
- You didn't see him?
- Would I have asked you where he was if I did?
- What about Steve?
- I didn't see him either.
- Well what have you been doing this whole time?
- I've been fucking around and killing time,
did my nails, crocheted a sweater.
What the fuck you think man?
I've been out there looking for your girlfriend.
She's pretty sneaky.
(moaning and groaning)
Hey dude I gotta ask you a question.
Did you and Randy really get away from the cops
by driving in the way shopping mall
or was that just more of Steve's bullshit?
- No that's a true story.
- No shit.
And then you hid out in the dumpster for two days?
- True as well.
- Well you get some balls man I'll give you that.
- Thanks man.
(moaning and groaning)
You know I got to tell you that
when that truck came and picked us up
and it drove off and we knew we finally got away
that's a high that,
well there ain't no drug in the world
that can make you feel like that.
- Yeah.
(suspenseful music)
Fuck!
(suspenseful music)
Fucking.
(suspenseful music)
Fucking shit.
(suspenseful music)
Fuck, and Bingo was the nameo.
(ominous music)
Which one of you is the friendly one?
(punch lands)
(groaning in pain) God damn it.
(suspenseful music)
(dull thudding)
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(suspenseful music)
- Jennifer. (shushing)
(suspenseful music)
(shushing)
Stay here, something's going to happen.
(suspenseful music)
- Come on home kitten I know you're in here.
You're not even gonna make this difficult on me huh?
(dramatic music)
Come on Jennifer you can't run forever.
(dramatic music)
(suspenseful music)
You think this will stop me?
Come on Jennifer I'm smarter than you.
This only adds to the production value honey.
There's nowhere to run it's just you and me.
You ready to have some fun?
- Please.
Oh my God.
(Jennifer screams) (Mike laughs)
- [Mike] Where are you going darling?
(Jennifer screaming)
- Oh get fucking back, you fucking creep.
- [Mike] Oh honey you've got no idea.
But I promise you you're about to find out.
You think turning out the lights is gonna stop me?
- I didn't turn out the damn lights you asshole.
- [Mike] Yeah then who did 'cause
I guarantee it wasn't any of my boys.
- You're fucking boys are dead.
- [Mike] Now granted we just met
and I don't know you're very well,
but you don't strike me as a killer.
- I didn't fucking kill them.
- [Mike] Yeah, then who did?
(Mike screaming in fear)
Oh bloody hell.
(Mike gasping for air)
(dramatic music)
(acoustic piano music)
- Damn it.
(acoustic piano music)
(Jennifer gasps)
- Who in the hell are you?
You know Mike didn't say anything
about a skirt being on the team.
Yeah whatever.
I've always been a advocate of women's,
yeah whatever the fuck.
Where are the boys?
Thieves don't get out of bed
before 8 o'clock in the morning?
Pathetic.
Is that what I've come for?
Well can I see it?
You tell the boys that the next time I hire them
that they get their fucking asses
out of bed and get down here and greet me.
It's common courtesy.
Enjoy your day.
(door shuts)
(upbeat music)
♪ They surround you like black does night
♪ A measly target with a critical mind
♪ You scream but you can't wake
♪ What we want is what we take
♪ I see what the demons see
♪ I see you in your sleep
♪ They know where you go
♪ I know what they know
♪ We will never let you breathe
♪ We will never set you free
(upbeat music)