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Earth,
birthplace of the human race,
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a species much like our own,
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capable of great compassion
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and great violence.
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For in our quest to protect the humans,
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a deeper revelation dawns.
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Our worlds have met before.
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Newsflash from the BBC.
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Breaking news
out of Shanghai.
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There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.
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We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.
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We will bring you
any new information as we get it.
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NEST Seahawks
approaching target.
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Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.
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Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.
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All right, give NEST team the go.
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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.
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Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.
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Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ass-whupping.
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For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots
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has taken refuge here
under my command.
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Arcees,
get ready to launch.
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We're locked and loaded.
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Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,
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a secret but brave squad of soldiers.
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All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."
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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.
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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.
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We gotta make sure this one does not
get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.
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A classified strike team
called NEST.
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We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes
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hiding in different countries
around the globe.
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Roll in Alpha
through Echo now.
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Move out! Let's go!
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All right, Ironhide.
We got echoes. They're close.
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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.
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He's here. I smell him.
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It's close. It's getting closer.
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- Oh, no.
- What have you got?
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Thermal ripple.
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Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.
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Eagle niner!
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I need an energy proton.
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Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!
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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
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Dog 1, now we are engaging.
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We got a second Decepticon.
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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!
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I got him, I got him!
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I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.
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- This is combat, man.
- Total brain freeze, man.
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What's wrong with you?
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Bring in Sideswipe!
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Clear a path!
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Damn, I'm good!
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Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!
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Cyclone 98,
final attack hitting in 120.
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Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.
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Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
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Pull over!
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Punk-ass Decepticon!
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Any last words?
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This is not your planet to rule!
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The Fallen shall rise again.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Not today.
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Come on, let's go!
All hands on deck!
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Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.
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Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?
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- Did you rent the room out?
- No, I got other ideas for your room
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and it rhymes with "home theatre."
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Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.
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- Ma.
- My little baby-bootie boy.
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- You can't go.
- You see this, Dad? This is how
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you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins
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goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?
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Yeah,
my heart bleeds for you, pal.
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College, bummer!
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You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.
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You have to come home for Halloween.
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Well, I can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.
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- Well, then we'll come to you.
- You're not coming.
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- No, we're not going anywhere.
- We'll dress up.
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We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.
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- You can't do that, Mom.
- Would you let the kid breathe,
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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.
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There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.
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Come on, chop, chop!
Let's go. March, young lady.
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- Oh, Dad.
- I love it when you call me "young lady,"
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- you dirty old man.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.
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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?
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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
It's not a rap video.
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It's just like a coach thing.
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That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.
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Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.
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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.
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Now I'm crying again! This sucks!
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You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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You know, it's just going to be,
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you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,
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going out to handle the world
on his own.
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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.
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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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Get the hell off the couch,
you filthy beasts!
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You'll see a lot of that in college, too.
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- What are you talking about, Dad?
- There's gonna be a lot of women there.
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Yeah, well,
I'm a one-woman kind of guy.
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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,
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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?
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You're no different
than any other couple your age.
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Except we discovered
an alien race together.
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How long you gonna be
riding that scooter?
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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?
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Wait a second. Who could that be?
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In two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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Hey, beautiful.
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- I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?
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You sure?
I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.
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Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good-bye to you.
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Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.
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Guess what? I made you
a long-distance relationship kit.
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Yeah, I got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.
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All Witwicky, all the time.
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And I got you a couple souvenirs
from the event
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that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.
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- Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- Sounds cute. I can't wait.
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Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?
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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
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Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.
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It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.
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- Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- No, it's not that.
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It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.
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You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?
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You really should come with me.
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They got cheap apartments
near campus.
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Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man-child father,
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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.
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I heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?
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Next to the Camshafts.
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I love it
when you say "camshafts."
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Whisper it to me.
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Camshafts.
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Why can't I hate you?
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It's my Witwicky charm.
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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
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I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.
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Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.
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Sam?
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There's a fire!
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Dad, we got a fire!
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Fire!
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Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?
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Can you just stop?
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Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!
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- Wow.
- Do you know what?
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- What?
- I don't want to go anywhere with you.
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I don't wanna go to France with you.
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I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.
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- I'm going back inside.
- All right, fine.
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I'll call you from Paris.
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What is all the racket?
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- Whoa!
- Sam?
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Dad!
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- What was that?
- That's the whole kitchen!
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- Bumblebee... Oh, my...
- Bumblebee!
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- 911.
- Bumblebee!
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- Get in the garage. Go!
- What the freak just happened?
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I'm about to have
a nervous breakdown.
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Just go in the garage quietly, please.
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Holy Mother!
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- Oh, my God!
- Whatever.
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Get in the garage now!
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- Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!
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This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?
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My house is on fire!
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- ...very important.
- What happened?
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Come here. Listen, I need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.
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- What's going on?
- Just take it.
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- Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- Yes, Mom. Yeah.
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- Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- Hi.
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- An old furnace, I think.
- From a waffle iron.
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When you go, he goes. I cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!
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Judy... National security.
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Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.
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Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?
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Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool and a hot tub!
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And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!
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- Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- He still having voice problems?
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He's playing it up.
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Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?
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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
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Hey, I'm not taking you with me.
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I'm gonna wait outside, okay?
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I meant to tell you
about this earlier.
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It's just that, you know...
Here's the thing.
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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
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I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
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Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.
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I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.
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This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.
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Can you just look at me, please?
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Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.
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Okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.
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You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.
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I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college,
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and I can't do that with you.
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It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.
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Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.
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But you'll always be my first car.
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Love you, Bee.
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Wow!
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Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.
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- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop. Stop.
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- What?
- Stop, I'm okay.
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Look.
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So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?
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You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.
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- And?
- And I'll do anything for you.
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And?
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- I think Sam's about to say the L-word.
- Let's go, kiddo!
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Nice timing, Dad.
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I adore you.
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That's not the word that I want
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- to hear right now.
- What are you talking about?
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It's the same word as the other word.
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- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I say the other word now
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and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus
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you haven't said it either.
So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.
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Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.
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Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.
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So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?
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- It can be.
- I hate that it's working.
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Can I have a kiss?
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We're going to make it work, I promise.
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Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
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Retrieve it.
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00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,562
Autobot twins,
report to Hangar Three.
238
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,565
Bad-ass ice-cream truck
coming through.
239
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,484
- Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- No, I don't...
240
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,735
- Hold up.
- Those are nice.
241
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,403
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
242
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:17,199
Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!
243
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,119
- Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- Green? No, green is mine!
244
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,579
I call green!
245
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,084
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.
246
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,294
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.
247
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,765
Present arms!
248
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,532
Director Galloway, what
an honour. I'd love to show you around,
249
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,117
but you gotta be
on the classified access list.
250
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,786
I am now. Presidential order, Major.
251
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,789
I got a message
for your classified space buddies!
252
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,958
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.
253
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,339
All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS
254
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,592
and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.
255
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,972
Secure link to JCS
is up, Major.
256
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,664
Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.
257
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,751
- General?
- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.
258
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,336
- We had a rough day out there.
- Yes, sir.
259
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,298
We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.
260
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,550
Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him,
261
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,011
but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.
262
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,179
Proceed.
263
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,407
You gotta wonder,
264
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:25,869
if God made us in his image,
who made him?
265
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,206
General, our alliance
has countermanded
266
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,917
six Decepticon incursions this year,
267
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,586
each on a different continent.
268
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,631
They're clearly searching
around the world for something,
269
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,051
but last night's encounter
came with a warning.
270
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,845
"The Fallen shall rise again."
271
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,223
"The Fallen." Meaning what?
272
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,726
Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race
273
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,980
was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.
274
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,607
Excuse me!
275
00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:00,946
With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,
276
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,574
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?
277
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,952
Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.
278
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,038
The President just appointed him liaison.
279
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,666
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
280
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,336
Forgive the interruption,
General.
281
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,754
Excuse me. Coming through.
282
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,215
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.
283
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,552
After all the damage in Shanghai,
284
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:27,597
the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.
285
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:33,895
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,
286
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:39,484
you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.
287
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:43,530
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.
288
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:47,158
It would absolutely bring
more harm than good.
289
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,120
But who are you to judge
what's best for us?
290
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,289
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side
291
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,915
in the field for two years.
292
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,294
We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.
293
00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,088
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
294
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,798
Don't tempt me.
295
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,342
And the newest members
of your team.
296
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,427
Easy.
297
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:06,761
I understand
they arrived here
298
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,722
after you sent a message into space,
299
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,559
an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.
300
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:16,396
Let me stop you right there,
Mr Galloway. It was vetted right here.
301
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,400
And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team
302
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,403
has always been above reproach.
303
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,323
Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President
304
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:31,912
that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.
305
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:35,123
Now, what do we know so far?
306
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:41,671
We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,
307
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,342
is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,
308
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,930
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.
309
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:54,392
We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark
310
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,394
is locked in an electromagnetic vault
311
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,814
here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.
312
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,402
Decepticons,
we have located the shard.
313
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:10,367
And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,
314
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,244
well, there's only one clear conclusion!
315
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,206
You! The Autobots!
316
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,292
They're here to hunt you!
317
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,379
What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?
318
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,340
"The Fallen shall rise again"?
319
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,592
It sounds to me
like something's coming.
320
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:32,472
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served
321
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,226
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,
322
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:41,231
will you leave peacefully?
323
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:46,236
Freedom is your right. If you make
that request, we will honour it.
324
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:52,534
But before your President decides,
please ask him this.
325
00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:57,497
What if we leave and you're wrong?
326
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:07,048
That's a good question.
327
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,680
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!
328
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,808
I feel smarter already.
329
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,771
- Ron, can you smell it?
- Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
330
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:26,401
- Hey, cheapo!
- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.
331
00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:27,485
Just go ahead and check out your room.
332
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,611
Yeah, go.
333
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,204
- Hey.
- Hey.
334
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:41,166
- You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- Hey.
335
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,795
So, I already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?
336
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,340
- That side.
- I already chose that side.
337
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,762
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.
338
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,430
Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
339
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,806
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.
340
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,433
Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.
341
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,851
Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.
342
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,977
No criminal record, won't steal anything.
343
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,645
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.
344
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,981
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do. You?
345
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,443
No, not a chance.
You a techie?
346
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,737
Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?
347
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,946
Server's
almost online, Leo.
348
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,073
Network's up and running.
349
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,574
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
350
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,660
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my IT gurus.
351
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,830
Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal.com.
352
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,165
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
353
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,667
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.
354
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,211
- What is all this for?
- See where I'm going, bro.
355
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:29,255
Look, call me gross,
I want to be a baby billionaire.
356
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,841
Kitten calendars.
That's where I started. Look at me now.
357
00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,176
Got to have dreams, bro.
358
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,889
Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!
359
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,975
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!
360
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,436
- What's "FTJ"?
- "Fuel the Jet."
361
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,854
Fuel the Jet, bro.
362
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,273
FTJ. FTJ, legit!
363
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,734
Did you see that? Did you see that?
364
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,320
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."
365
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,781
Don't believe the hype, bro.
366
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,825
Just like the
alien robots in LA two years ago
367
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,493
that everyone covered up.
368
00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,912
Yeah, I saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing
369
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,248
and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like...
370
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,333
- It looks fake to me.
- Dude, it's not fake.
371
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,503
The Internet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.
372
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,213
- It looks fake.
- No, man, I've seen them.
373
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:13,508
- They're, like, these robots...
- Look, look, it's fake.
374
00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,051
Anybody could do it
on any computer, okay?
375
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:17,220
And I wasn't there,
376
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,514
- so I can't comment or speculate.
- No.
377
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,808
"Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?
378
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:24,853
No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!
379
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,604
- Which sack?
- The ball sack.
380
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,231
Dude, what kind of tool are you?
381
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,359
Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?
382
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,778
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.
383
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,113
Follow me.
384
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:37,240
Uh-oh! Leo, bad news!
385
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,617
We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.
386
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,161
Fassbinder!
387
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,664
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.
388
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,749
"Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!
389
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,377
He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.
390
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:51,796
By the way, I read your file.
I'm poor, you're poor.
391
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,049
We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.
392
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:58,469
I work for you now? That's incredible.
393
00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:01,514
It's first day of college,
I got a career in a dinky Internet firm
394
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:04,601
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.
395
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,686
Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?
396
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,271
That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me
397
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,106
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause I'll do it!
398
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:13,359
Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can I switch out?
399
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:18,281
Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?
400
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,449
- Oh, here we go.
- We made it. Hi.
401
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,700
It's just like Hogwarts.
402
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:21,951
- Hi.
- Is this co-ed?
403
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:23,328
This is a co-ed dorm.
404
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,913
- You guys want to meet my roommates?
- Yeah.
405
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,247
Some real swell guys.
406
00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:27,665
- Here's Leo.
- We're the Witwickys.
407
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,833
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.
408
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,752
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.
409
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,379
- Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.
410
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,631
What is that in your hand, by the way?
411
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:38,801
I got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.
412
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,763
You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.
413
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,431
- Mom?
- Yeah, it's 100 % pure,
414
00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,141
Hawaiian green for the environment.
415
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,684
- How many of these have you eaten?
- Drop it.
416
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,728
- What is this?
- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.
417
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,146
- No, it's...
- Please, give me...
418
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,357
Hey! It's my cheat day.
I can eat what I want.
419
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,359
I'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.
420
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,652
Please do something right now.
421
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,321
I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!
422
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,447
Come on, let's go.
423
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:00,990
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
424
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,954
We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."
425
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,998
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.
426
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,459
Is... Is so nice...
427
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,922
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.
428
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,634
She's tied for number one
on my to-do list.
429
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,386
Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?
430
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:25,723
Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.
431
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,018
You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.
432
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:30,436
Glad she ain't my mama!
433
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,689
And he recently had his cherry popped!
434
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,109
He didn't know I was in the house!
I heard it all!
435
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,860
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Here he is!
436
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,489
He would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!
437
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:47,412
- Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- No, like the GPS. OnStar!
438
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,205
- OnStar.
- Frisbee!
439
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:53,459
No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?
440
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:01,301
- Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- Hey! Crazy!
441
00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:03,553
- You want it?
- I want it.
442
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:07,056
Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.
443
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,517
- You gotta control your mother.
- I don't know who this woman is.
444
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:12,145
Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
445
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,064
All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.
446
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,067
- Did you get the booties? All right.
- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
447
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:19,902
I'm upside down!
448
00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,478
Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.
449
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:57,440
We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.
450
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,351
Breach at B-14.
451
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,649
Go, go, go, go!
452
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:31,617
The shard's gone.
453
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,586
Contact!
454
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,005
Take it down!
455
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,215
- Which way?
- Shoot left!
456
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,389
Knock it down!
457
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:05,276
First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.
458
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,028
So, get your game faces on.
459
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,238
I can't stay long.
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
460
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,490
- That's so cool!
- No, it's not.
461
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,539
While he's making out
with his MacBook,
462
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,500
I'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.
463
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,752
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.
464
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,712
Bro, we're hunting!
465
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,092
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.
466
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,261
Okay.
467
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:40,561
This is our first live chat date.
I've never done it before.
468
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,939
I'm kind of nervous.
469
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,717
- Are you okay?
- No.
470
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,471
I was getting a napkin for my drink.
471
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:18,933
Thanks. Cheers.
472
00:34:18,975 --> 00:34:21,018
- It's Sam, right?
- Yeah.
473
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,772
- I wanna dance.
- What, like... Like dancing?
474
00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,942
Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?
475
00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:32,822
'Cause I'm in a permanently semi...
I'm in a relationship, kind of...
476
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:37,243
- Relax. I just want to have some fun.
- Wanna have some fun?
477
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:41,330
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and...
478
00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,292
Oh, my...
479
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:48,004
So, how about tonight
you pretend I'm your girlfriend
480
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,172
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?
481
00:35:00,016 --> 00:35:03,436
Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?
482
00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:06,856
There is a car on the lawn!
483
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:11,902
What are you doing?
484
00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,487
Houston,
we have a problem.
485
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,655
- What is it?
- Freshman!
486
00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:16,198
- Yeah?
- Is that your car in our bushes?
487
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:20,202
No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a tighter shirt.
488
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,997
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.
489
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:24,707
Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?
490
00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:26,417
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Yeah?
491
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,502
- Hold on.
- You wanna try?
492
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:31,422
- I'll back it up right now.
- Get him out of here.
493
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,216
You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?
494
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,426
I've only known you 17 hours.
495
00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:39,013
This is gonna really change
our lives. You have no idea.
496
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:43,309
- I love Camaros.
- I can't do this right now, okay?
497
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,269
- Don't be a wimp.
- Oh, God!
498
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:57,907
- My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- Yeah?
499
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:02,745
Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.
500
00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,165
We shouldn't stare...
501
00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:09,752
I mean, share stories
with each other at all.
502
00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:12,088
Come on, Sam. Just one ride.
503
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,715
Your cheatin' heart
504
00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:19,929
Don't. Don't!
505
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,765
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super freaky
506
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:26,018
- Is your radio broken?
- No, my concentration is.
507
00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,853
We're not cheating.
508
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,481
Not yet.
509
00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:35,820
Is something wrong here?
510
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,992
God! You okay?
511
00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:44,161
Ow!
512
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,333
I really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot...
513
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,550
Oh, God! It's in my mouth!
514
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,010
Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.
515
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:02,471
I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!
516
00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,640
I... I'm so sorry!
517
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,476
What are you doing?
518
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,491
You won't give me a day, huh?
519
00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:26,370
- You won't give me one day in college?
- I'm sorry, Sam,
520
00:37:26,454 --> 00:37:29,790
but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.
521
00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:31,709
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?
522
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,838
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,
523
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,674
but I'm here for your help, Sam,
524
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:43,179
because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.
525
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,306
Perhaps they are right.
526
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:50,478
That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.
527
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:53,230
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet,
528
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,692
but I fear it soon will be.
529
00:37:56,776 --> 00:38:00,362
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.
530
00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:03,574
Whole generations lost.
531
00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:10,498
I know, and I want to help you, I do,
532
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,667
but I am not some alien ambassador,
you know?
533
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,544
I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
534
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,964
I am where I'm supposed to be.
535
00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,344
I'm sorry. I...
536
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,096
I really am.
537
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,975
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.
538
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:33,604
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.
539
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,900
We do, more than you know.
540
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,309
Conn, Sonar.
541
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,187
Gained new contact, bearing 214,
and possible hostile,
542
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,606
confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.
543
00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:20,401
- What do you got?
- SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,
544
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,652
diving fast.
545
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,950
Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.
546
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,579
- Man battle stations.
- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!
547
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,497
Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.
548
00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:36,292
- Left full rudder, two-thirds.
- Dive, go deep.
549
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,733
The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.
550
00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:04,695
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?
551
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,947
- None, sir.
- Then, people, we've got a problem!
552
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:21,211
Need parts! Kill the little one!
553
00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,846
The shard make Energon!
554
00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:47,029
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!
555
00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:49,448
- Sound collision alarm.
- Left hard rudder.
556
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,326
Five hundred feet.
557
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,329
Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.
558
00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:05,547
- Collision imminent port side.
- One hundred feet.
559
00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:06,632
Brace for impact.
560
00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:36,245
Starscream, I'm home.
561
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:41,417
Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.
562
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:45,671
You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.
563
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:50,592
Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!
564
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:55,014
After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.
565
00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,352
- So disappointing.
- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
566
00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:04,523
Even in death,
there is no command but mine.
567
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,949
My master, I failed you on Earth.
568
00:42:13,991 --> 00:42:19,621
The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.
569
00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:26,128
You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.
570
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:29,840
Its power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.
571
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:34,511
- It can only transform.
- How is that possible?
572
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:38,182
It has been absorbed
by the human child.
573
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:43,312
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.
574
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:46,982
Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!
575
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:50,569
And you will, my apprentice, in time.
576
00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:55,949
For millennia, I have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet
577
00:42:55,991 --> 00:43:02,623
where I, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes I called my brothers.
578
00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:10,297
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.
579
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:14,009
Optimus! He protects the boy.
580
00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:17,346
Then the boy will lead us to him
581
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:22,935
- and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.
582
00:43:23,936 --> 00:43:28,148
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.
583
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:33,237
Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.
584
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:43,038
Space. Time. Gravity.
585
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:50,087
- Thank you.
- Finish that for me.
586
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,048
We're going on a journey together,
you and I, today.
587
00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:58,095
All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.
588
00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:01,974
And I shall be your consort, your guide,
589
00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:05,519
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.
590
00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,899
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
591
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,487
For what do we know about the stars?
592
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:19,449
Virgo, the virgin.
593
00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:22,494
Orion, the great hunter.
594
00:44:22,578 --> 00:44:27,207
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.
595
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:29,585
No, they are dynamos
596
00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:34,298
filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!
597
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:40,095
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.
598
00:44:40,137 --> 00:44:41,638
- Energy equals mass...
- What you doing?
599
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:43,182
Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.
600
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:45,684
Young man, there are no questions
601
00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,728
until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.
602
00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,314
I just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.
603
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,233
Energy does equal
mass times the velocity
604
00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,401
of light squared in this dimension,
605
00:44:54,443 --> 00:44:57,446
but what about the other 17?
Nobody ever talks about the other 17.
606
00:44:58,071 --> 00:44:59,740
Clear example.
607
00:45:03,452 --> 00:45:04,786
Break down the elemental components
of Energon,
608
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,331
assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the...
609
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,832
Fourteen galactic convergences it took
610
00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,544
the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an... Echo on its signal,
611
00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:14,588
you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase
612
00:45:14,630 --> 00:45:16,089
that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.
613
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,467
Come on, guys, I can't be
the only one in the class who...
614
00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:23,305
Young man, I will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.
615
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,060
No, this is my universe here.
616
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:33,482
Do you understand?
I am the alpha and the omega.
617
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:34,983
- Get out of my class!
- Yes, sir.
618
00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:41,657
Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?
619
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:56,713
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
Oh, you're such a good boy.
620
00:45:57,381 --> 00:45:59,591
What a good boy, you are.
621
00:46:04,096 --> 00:46:06,848
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?
622
00:46:10,394 --> 00:46:12,437
Come on, check that out.
623
00:46:14,398 --> 00:46:16,108
There you go.
624
00:46:23,407 --> 00:46:25,492
- Yes, Samuel?
- Hello? Mikaela?
625
00:46:25,534 --> 00:46:28,161
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.
626
00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:31,039
- Something just happened to me, okay?
- What, you finally hit puberty?
627
00:46:31,081 --> 00:46:32,708
No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.
628
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,543
Remember I was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,
629
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,378
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?
630
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,548
Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
Okay, remember how I was telling you...
631
00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,967
Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
632
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,051
Mikaela, okay,
633
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:45,220
my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?
634
00:46:45,304 --> 00:46:46,888
And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,
635
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:48,890
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.
636
00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:50,392
Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.
637
00:46:50,434 --> 00:46:52,894
I just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.
638
00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,396
I had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.
639
00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,606
I am seeing symbols ever since I...
640
00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:01,862
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
641
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:03,947
- Do you have it?
- Yeah, I have it.
642
00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:07,909
- It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
643
00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:09,536
- Don't touch it.
- I'm not gonna touch it.
644
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,413
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.
645
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,874
- No one knows where it is.
- I do!
646
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,670
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.
647
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,841
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.
648
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,135
Ow!
649
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:27,262
Damn it! Son of a bitch!
650
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:32,184
What are you looking at, slobber puss?
651
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:36,772
What the... This place is
a freaking house of horrors!
652
00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,735
Pain... It hurts...
653
00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,279
Hold on.
654
00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,284
Right to five, then...
655
00:47:57,626 --> 00:48:00,796
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you can do?
656
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,424
What are you doing here,
you little freak?
657
00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:07,052
Ow! That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
658
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:11,348
- You gonna talk now?
- I seek knowledge from the Cube.
659
00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,183
- The Fallen demands me!
- What knowledge?
660
00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,894
You got the shard, I need the shard.
Give me the shard. I need the shard.
661
00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,480
They're gonna whack me!
I'm gonna be dead without that shard!
662
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,691
Easy, warrior goddess,
I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
663
00:48:21,775 --> 00:48:25,070
- And I'm your worst nightmare.
- Hey, hey, hey!
664
00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:26,571
- What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,
665
00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:28,156
just not on an open phone line, okay?
666
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,324
I'm gonna get on a plane right now
667
00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:31,576
and I'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.
668
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:42,587
And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?
669
00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:44,381
Yeah, a live bomb!
670
00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:45,715
- No.
- Good.
671
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:01,064
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!
672
00:49:01,148 --> 00:49:04,943
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!
673
00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:08,029
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.
674
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,448
Well, get clear.
675
00:49:14,202 --> 00:49:17,038
The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.
676
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,206
They're not answering our calls
677
00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:19,875
and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.
678
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:23,128
All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!
679
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,213
Move it!
680
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,425
Let's go!
681
00:49:33,722 --> 00:49:36,808
Flight 57,
welcome to Philadelphia.
682
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:41,021
Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you
in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?
683
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,565
Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.
684
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,734
Basically, I've got,
like, 18 inches of meat.
685
00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:48,403
Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. It's cool. I am, too.
686
00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:51,740
- Sam home?
- Sam? I think he died,
687
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,158
but why don't we check?
688
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,076
- Here we are.
- Hey!
689
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,369
You ever have a song stuck
in your head? It's like
690
00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,413
the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it
691
00:49:58,455 --> 00:50:02,167
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?
692
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,377
Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
693
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,795
- kitten calendar...
- Dude, what the eff?
694
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,964
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
695
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:10,091
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.
696
00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:11,760
Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.
697
00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,595
This is the part that...
698
00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:18,850
Okay, what were you saying?
699
00:50:18,934 --> 00:50:22,270
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.
700
00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,730
Get out.
701
00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:25,649
Wait, wait, wait!
Can I just sit and watch?
702
00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:27,859
I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.
703
00:50:27,943 --> 00:50:30,862
Sam, I knew there was
something special about you.
704
00:50:30,946 --> 00:50:32,239
Really?
705
00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,909
And I know you know what happens
706
00:50:35,951 --> 00:50:38,912
when two people in the know
get together.
707
00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:42,249
They're genuinely amazing in bed.
708
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,544
Thank you.
709
00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,380
All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.
710
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:53,510
- Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- We have needs, Sam. Relax.
711
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:54,803
Jeez!
712
00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,808
What about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
713
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,938
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.
714
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,357
You want some turkey meatloaf?
715
00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:13,655
Sam?
716
00:51:15,991 --> 00:51:18,535
- Mikaela!
- Is that your girlfriend?
717
00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:20,579
- Mmm-hmm.
- Ex.
718
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,999
Mikaela! Wait!
719
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,168
I can explain...
720
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,189
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...
721
00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,358
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
722
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,251
All right, come on.
723
00:52:08,335 --> 00:52:09,878
- She's coming!
- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.
724
00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:11,296
- Is this real?
- Just run!
725
00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,555
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
I almost had sex with her in my dream!
726
00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:22,349
I can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!
727
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,808
- Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- It's not your fault?
728
00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,310
Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!
729
00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,728
- You were a victim? Of what?
- Yeah.
730
00:52:26,770 --> 00:52:28,647
- Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
- Of... Of molestation.
731
00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:30,398
It was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!
732
00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:31,858
You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!
733
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,068
- I didn't! LOOK!
- You did!
734
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:35,695
You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?
735
00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:38,907
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like... Like diesel!
736
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,327
- Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
- You're such a little girl!
737
00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,287
We're gonna have
10 seconds of silence right now.
738
00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:45,580
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
739
00:52:45,664 --> 00:52:47,540
You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?
740
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:50,126
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
You have three seconds left.
741
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,503
You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment
742
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,338
all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.
743
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,173
- What were you gonna say?
- I hope you had a lot of fun,
744
00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,133
because this, this is over.
745
00:52:57,217 --> 00:52:59,636
She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?
746
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,971
She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies
747
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:04,933
are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!
748
00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:07,769
You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!
749
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:08,978
Who are you?
750
00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:12,190
I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? I'm the key to this.
751
00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,858
The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.
752
00:53:19,948 --> 00:53:21,116
Whoa, guys, right there!
753
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,496
Run!
754
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,626
Mikaela!
755
00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:51,354
Come on! We gotta move!
756
00:53:51,855 --> 00:53:53,606
It's a bomb!
757
00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:04,159
You've got to get that box!
758
00:54:07,704 --> 00:54:08,872
This way.
759
00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:10,832
What? Hey!
Let me out, let me out!
760
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,753
Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!
761
00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:17,005
Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!
762
00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:19,883
Come on, come on, come on.
763
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:22,635
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!
764
00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,054
Now!
765
00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:28,016
Tongue!
766
00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:34,272
Oh, my God!
767
00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:43,281
Kiss this, bitch!
768
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,538
Drive, drive, drive.
769
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,542
Okay, so what else
don't I know, all right?
770
00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:56,336
Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details.
771
00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,299
That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby...
772
00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,808
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Sam!
773
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,270
Sam!
774
00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:19,984
- Sam!
- Hold on!
775
00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:21,361
- Pull me up!
- Hold on!
776
00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:25,573
Sam, get back in!
777
00:55:27,242 --> 00:55:30,411
I don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!
778
00:55:55,812 --> 00:55:57,605
Jesus! Jesus!
779
00:56:05,572 --> 00:56:07,365
Come here, boy.
780
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:09,951
Closer.
781
00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,870
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
782
00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:14,372
You remember me,
don%you?
783
00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,916
I did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.
784
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,042
Shut up!
785
00:56:19,252 --> 00:56:20,461
Sam!
786
00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:30,471
Yeah! Yes, yes.
787
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:34,100
It feels good to grab your flesh!
788
00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:40,148
I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,
789
00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:44,819
but first, we have
some delicate work to do.
790
00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,992
How I could
snap your limbs off!
791
00:56:51,034 --> 00:56:54,787
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
792
00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:58,750
I'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.
793
00:57:01,628 --> 00:57:06,549
I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!
794
00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:09,928
Yeah!
795
00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:19,854
Beseeching my shard!
796
00:57:19,896 --> 00:57:21,731
Easy or tough way?
797
00:57:44,337 --> 00:57:45,380
There they are.
798
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,506
That's what I'm seeing in my head.
799
00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:50,426
These symbols can
lead us to the Energon source.
800
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:54,639
We must have the brain
on the table!
801
00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:57,266
- Chop, chop!
- Brain?
802
00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,601
What does he mean by my brain?
803
00:57:58,685 --> 00:58:01,646
Well, you have something on your mind,
something I need.
804
00:58:01,729 --> 00:58:03,690
Hold on. I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed
805
00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:05,692
because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.
806
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,193
If somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset, too.
807
00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:09,862
I think that we have an opportunity here
808
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:13,074
to start anew
and develop our relationship
809
00:58:13,116 --> 00:58:15,410
and see where it leads us, okay?
810
00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:18,663
So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!
811
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:19,914
Wait, wait, wait!
812
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,923
- Come on! Go, go!
- Sam!
813
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,885
Go, go, go!
814
00:58:59,037 --> 00:59:00,246
Sam!
815
00:59:07,879 --> 00:59:09,130
Run!
816
00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:17,638
Go, go: go'
817
00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:19,974
Here he comes!
818
00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:28,191
Hide, Sam!
819
00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:40,328
Weak!
820
00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:45,583
Puny! Waste of metal!
821
00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:51,005
Junkyard crap!
822
00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:54,300
Decepticons!
823
01:00:03,935 --> 01:00:05,895
Come here, boy.
824
01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:39,220
There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.
825
01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:41,347
The boy could lead us to it.
826
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,228
Optimus!
827
01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:05,788
Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?
828
01:01:05,872 --> 01:01:09,625
- Up! Get up!
- You'll never stop at one!
829
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,045
I'll take you all on!
830
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,919
Piece of tin!
831
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,589
Sam! Where are you?
832
01:01:59,342 --> 01:02:00,468
No!
833
01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:03,721
You're so weak!
834
01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:32,166
The last Prime is dead!
835
01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:45,304
Sam, run. Run.
836
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,275
Autobots, attack!
837
01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:04,323
Bumblebee, get them out of here!
838
01:03:17,545 --> 01:03:19,046
This is Lennox.
839
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,476
That went well.
840
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,104
We've lost the boy,
Master.
841
01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:37,690
The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.
842
01:03:37,732 --> 01:03:42,028
I can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?
843
01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:46,532
- One insect among seven billion!
- Shut up!
844
01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:50,161
He could be anywhere.
845
01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:53,706
Then we will force them
to find him for us!
846
01:03:54,332 --> 01:03:57,418
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.
847
01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,629
No more disguises. No mercy!
848
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:04,633
The time has come
for my master's arrival.
849
01:04:08,763 --> 01:04:13,934
Decepticons, mobilise. It is time.
850
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,788
Speaking French is so exciting!
851
01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,623
Oh, God, who is this?
852
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,294
Hello? I mean, bonsoir!
853
01:04:41,796 --> 01:04:44,965
- What? Who is this?
- Where is the boy?
854
01:04:45,341 --> 01:04:49,970
For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth-breathing.
855
01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:31,220
Jeez!
856
01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,848
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.
857
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,182
Would you get out of here?
858
01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,518
I didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.
859
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,853
I want to try new things.
860
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,355
Looks like Canadian goose poop.
861
01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:44,024
It's nasty.
862
01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:59,683
Revenge is mine.
863
01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,786
Yeah!
864
01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:23,040
...definitely not a plane...
865
01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,167
Look,
carriers don't just sink.
866
01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:28,379
...a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse. ..
867
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,714
Negative. NORAD confirmed,
868
01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:35,094
projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.
869
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:52,903
Citizens of the human hive,
870
01:07:52,987 --> 01:07:56,365
your leaders have withheld the truth.
871
01:07:56,699 --> 01:07:59,994
You are not alone in this universe.
872
01:08:00,703 --> 01:08:03,789
We have lived among you, hidden,
873
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,501
but no more.
874
01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:12,506
As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,
875
01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:17,636
unless you turn over this boy.
876
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:29,023
If you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.
877
01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:31,191
What we're
hearing from the German government
878
01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:34,361
is that the world broadcast
was a satellite hacking.
879
01:08:34,403 --> 01:08:36,655
The military
has just told us they have assumed
880
01:08:36,697 --> 01:08:37,990
Condition Delta,
881
01:08:38,032 --> 01:08:40,618
which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/11.
882
01:08:40,701 --> 01:08:42,661
President Obama
is being flown to a bunker
883
01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:44,371
somewhere in the middle
of the United States
884
01:08:44,455 --> 01:08:48,917
in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.
885
01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:54,381
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.
886
01:08:54,465 --> 01:08:57,676
Worldwide casualties
are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,
887
01:08:57,718 --> 01:08:59,428
but that number could climb.
888
01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,554
It's still too early to tell.
889
01:09:00,638 --> 01:09:02,973
What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"
890
01:09:03,057 --> 01:09:06,060
The FBI is still
trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.
891
01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,896
We believe they have information
about the attacks.
892
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:11,273
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
893
01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:14,735
are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.
894
01:09:14,777 --> 01:09:16,737
You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.
895
01:09:16,779 --> 01:09:18,489
They have
a traffic-camera spotting...
896
01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:19,615
They have a picture of me, man.
897
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:23,118
We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!
898
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,411
I just need you to focus
899
01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:25,496
- for one minute, man.
- Just stop.
900
01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:27,206
This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?
901
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,916
You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.
902
01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:30,918
- Do you see this?
- What?
903
01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,673
They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?
904
01:09:35,798 --> 01:09:37,758
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay, I'm not even with you guys!
905
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,135
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping...
906
01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,512
- Enough is...
- Yo, Leo!
907
01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,972
This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, I swear.
908
01:09:44,056 --> 01:09:46,433
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You guys forced me into that car, right?
909
01:09:46,517 --> 01:09:47,518
I think he's scared.
910
01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:50,104
Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do
with this shrimp taco?
911
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,563
Let's pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk
912
01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:53,190
and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what I mean?
913
01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:56,151
- Not in my trunk.
- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.
914
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,445
Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!
915
01:09:58,529 --> 01:10:00,739
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?
916
01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:02,324
I've had a hell of a day!
917
01:10:03,409 --> 01:10:05,786
Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?
918
01:10:05,828 --> 01:10:06,995
Go whine to your boyfriend!
919
01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:09,373
Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
man. Look, I'm just going to go
920
01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:10,541
to the authorities and tell them the truth.
921
01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:11,625
Like, I had nothing to do with this.
922
01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:13,085
- So, I'm not an accomplice.
- Hey, you wanted this, right?
923
01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,628
You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.
924
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,046
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!
925
01:10:16,130 --> 01:10:18,465
You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.
926
01:10:19,425 --> 01:10:21,051
Stop complaining.
927
01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:58,839
What is the meaning of this?
928
01:10:59,131 --> 01:11:01,049
You dare point a gun at me?
929
01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:04,887
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!
930
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,308
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
931
01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:10,851
- Tell them to lower their weapons!
- Tell them first.
932
01:11:10,893 --> 01:11:11,977
Tell them to lower their weapons.
933
01:11:12,019 --> 01:11:14,021
Major, there's nothing I can do.
Talk to him.
934
01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:16,023
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
935
01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:19,026
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations
936
01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:21,487
and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.
937
01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:23,906
No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.
938
01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:25,783
Well, I'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
939
01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,368
and I will raise you
a President of the United States.
940
01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:29,912
I have operational command now.
941
01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:32,206
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores
942
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,916
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.
943
01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,043
The secret is out!
944
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:39,588
This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,
945
01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:41,590
with a coordinated military strategy.
946
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:44,676
This fool is terribly misinformed.
947
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,094
You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.
948
01:11:46,178 --> 01:11:47,888
What we need is to draw up battle plans
949
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,140
while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.
950
01:11:50,224 --> 01:11:51,725
Like what, handing over the kid?
951
01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:54,895
All options are being considered.
952
01:11:55,521 --> 01:11:59,441
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.
953
01:11:59,525 --> 01:12:02,611
- There is no negotiating with them.
- I'm ordering you to stand down.
954
01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:06,782
You won't be needing this any more.
Get your assets back to base!
955
01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:10,077
And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.
956
01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,621
Let's go!
957
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:17,793
I really don't like that dude.
He's an asshole.
958
01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:20,420
Autobots, report to hangar
for transport.
959
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:25,717
- Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- That's not what Optimus would want.
960
01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:46,989
There's nothing
that you could have done.
961
01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:53,704
- You okay?
- Yeah.
962
01:12:56,874 --> 01:12:59,710
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
963
01:13:07,634 --> 01:13:10,679
I messed up. I'm sorry.
964
01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:16,643
Young fella, you are the person
I care about most in my life.
965
01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:19,771
If there's anything you need,
I won't be far away.
966
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,736
He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.
967
01:13:26,153 --> 01:13:28,947
There's some things
you just can't change.
968
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:33,160
So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!
969
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,788
I'm gonna make it right.
I'm going to turn myself in.
970
01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,999
We... We've got to stick together.
971
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:47,341
- You're not going to do that.
- Yes, I am.
972
01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:55,182
Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!
973
01:13:57,809 --> 01:14:00,020
- You two...
- Huh?
974
01:14:00,062 --> 01:14:01,188
Hey, you know the glyphs?
975
01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,732
These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?
976
01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:08,528
That's old school, yo.
That's, like... That's Cybertronian.
977
01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:10,197
That's some serious stuff, right there.
978
01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:13,283
They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.
979
01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:14,785
Like a map to an Energon source!
980
01:14:14,868 --> 01:14:18,163
- Can you read this?
- Read?
981
01:14:18,205 --> 01:14:20,540
No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.
982
01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,626
If you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.
983
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:24,378
Look who came sashaying back!
984
01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,046
Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.
985
01:14:26,088 --> 01:14:27,923
I had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
986
01:14:28,006 --> 01:14:29,174
That's 'cause you're a pussy.
987
01:14:29,216 --> 01:14:31,093
I think I'm allowed that,
considering what I've been through.
988
01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:32,803
I heard you have a problem.
989
01:14:32,886 --> 01:14:35,889
- I think I know someone who can help.
- Who?
990
01:14:35,973 --> 01:14:37,140
Robo-Warrior.
991
01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:41,937
This guy, Robo-Warrior,
992
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,398
everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.
993
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,899
One time we revenge-hacked his site
994
01:14:45,941 --> 01:14:50,362
and maybe I saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.
995
01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,751
This is it. Yep.
996
01:15:04,835 --> 01:15:06,003
Deli. Good front!
997
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,922
All right, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go. All right?
998
01:15:09,423 --> 01:15:12,092
Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,
999
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:15,303
kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.
1000
01:15:15,387 --> 01:15:16,763
Cash only. Who's next?
1001
01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:20,100
I told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.
1002
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:21,768
Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?
1003
01:15:21,852 --> 01:15:23,395
You... You ruined
a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!
1004
01:15:23,437 --> 01:15:24,771
I'm like a ninja with a blade.
It's an art form.
1005
01:15:24,855 --> 01:15:26,106
Give me your money. Get out of here!
1006
01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:30,068
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.
1007
01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:32,070
Robo-Warrior.
1008
01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,949
- Know him?
- I never heard of him.
1009
01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:38,410
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?
1010
01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:40,996
You must be talking about that
amateur-hour blog operation
1011
01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:44,207
- with Game Boy-level security.
- Robo-Warrior.
1012
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,170
It's him! It's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!
1013
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:50,672
No.
1014
01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:53,592
- You got to be kidding me.
- All right, meat store's closed!
1015
01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:56,011
- Everybody out! Out, right now!
- When he says to go,
1016
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,679
- you go.
- That means you, lady, right now.
1017
01:15:57,763 --> 01:15:59,931
- Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- We're old friends.
1018
01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:03,477
Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,
1019
01:16:03,518 --> 01:16:04,853
got the kibosh, disbanded.
1020
01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:08,190
No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.
1021
01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:11,234
All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.
1022
01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:15,655
- Look at her now, so mature.
- Moron! Where's the whitefish?
1023
01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,574
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.
1024
01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:19,242
- Yakov!
- What?
1025
01:16:19,326 --> 01:16:21,369
You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!
1026
01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:23,288
You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?
1027
01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:25,540
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.
1028
01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,209
You live with your mama?
1029
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,668
No, my mama lives with me.
It's a big difference.
1030
01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:30,587
They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.
1031
01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:33,048
- Yeah, I know.
- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?
1032
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,342
How did that happen? Don't answer.
1033
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,844
I don't know what you're hiding,
but I don't want anything to do with it.
1034
01:16:37,886 --> 01:16:40,597
So, good-bye. You never saw me.
I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.
1035
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,183
Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, I need your help.
1036
01:16:43,225 --> 01:16:45,852
Really? You need my help?
1037
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,522
I need...
Look, I am slowly losing my mind.
1038
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:50,232
Okay, I had a little crab-bot,
1039
01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,442
plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain
1040
01:16:52,526 --> 01:16:55,362
and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!
1041
01:16:55,445 --> 01:16:58,198
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?
1042
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,492
You said it projected images
off your brain?
1043
01:17:00,534 --> 01:17:03,120
- Right.
- Meat locker, now!
1044
01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,122
- Dead pigs.
- Yuck.
1045
01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:07,374
What you're about to see is top secret.
1046
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,168
Do not tell my mother.
1047
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,296
- Swine flu. Not good.
- Now you know.
1048
01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:16,341
Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.
1049
01:17:16,383 --> 01:17:17,384
Sad little story.
1050
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,052
An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?
1051
01:17:19,136 --> 01:17:20,262
Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?
1052
01:17:20,345 --> 01:17:23,515
Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.
1053
01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:26,643
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.
1054
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,354
Okay, Cube-brain.
1055
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,232
Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?
1056
01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:33,650
Where'd you get these?
1057
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:37,404
Before I got fired,
I poached S-7's crown jewel,
1058
01:17:37,445 --> 01:17:42,868
over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.
1059
01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:46,872
The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.
1060
01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:48,415
How do I know?
1061
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,418
Archaeologists found
these unexplained markings
1062
01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,712
in ancient ruins all over the world.
1063
01:17:54,129 --> 01:17:56,214
China. Egypt. Greece.
1064
01:17:57,174 --> 01:17:58,758
Shot in 1932.
1065
01:17:58,842 --> 01:18:00,719
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?
1066
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,388
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?
1067
01:18:03,430 --> 01:18:08,226
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?
1068
01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:12,272
Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.
1069
01:18:12,314 --> 01:18:15,275
Check this out. Project Black Knife.
1070
01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:20,238
Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.
1071
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,617
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.
1072
01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:27,204
I pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,
1073
01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:30,790
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,
1074
01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:33,335
that I was obsessed.
1075
01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,212
Me. Can you imagine that?
1076
01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:38,423
Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.
1077
01:18:38,465 --> 01:18:40,342
- On Earth. Another source?
- On Earth.
1078
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:43,303
Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.
1079
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,138
You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?
1080
01:18:45,222 --> 01:18:46,556
No, no, no, the source is before them.
1081
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,475
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.
1082
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:49,643
It's before them.
1083
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:51,686
- So, it comes before them.
- Correct.
1084
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:55,148
Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
1085
01:18:55,482 --> 01:18:57,317
I mean,
I'm not on speaking terms with them.
1086
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,110
Actually, I am.
1087
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:05,158
Let me out!
1088
01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:07,494
- This is going to be a little bit sad.
- Open it.
1089
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,331
I will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!
1090
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,916
Hey, behave!
1091
01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:14,834
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.
1092
01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,670
- And you're training him?
- I'm trying to.
1093
01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:20,257
I spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,
1094
01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:23,677
and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.
1095
01:19:24,261 --> 01:19:26,721
Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro-head?
1096
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:30,016
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,
1097
01:19:30,058 --> 01:19:33,186
but, if you're a good boy,
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
1098
01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:34,688
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
1099
01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:38,191
Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.
1100
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,361
All right.
1101
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,698
I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.
1102
01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:48,326
I don't read it, but these guys...
1103
01:19:48,368 --> 01:19:50,870
Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?
1104
01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:54,749
- Is this they?
- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
1105
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:58,420
They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. I don't know what.
1106
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:02,048
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.
1107
01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:04,426
- And I know where to find them.
- Show us.
1108
01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:05,844
Yeah.
1109
01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,558
The closest one's
in Washington.
1110
01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:18,898
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.
1111
01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,609
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
1112
01:20:23,570 --> 01:20:25,655
- Hold those.
- What is that?
1113
01:20:27,198 --> 01:20:29,326
What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.
1114
01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:33,246
So does Giambi, Jeter.
It's a baseball thing. Okay.
1115
01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:35,749
Watches synchronised,
sharp mind and empty bladder.
1116
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,793
You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.
1117
01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:40,628
Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.
1118
01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:43,048
It's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.
1119
01:20:43,089 --> 01:20:44,799
Tricks the polygraph every time.
1120
01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,426
Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.
1121
01:20:47,594 --> 01:20:49,220
No, listen, I can't do this.
1122
01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:51,222
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
I'm not gonna do this.
1123
01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:53,850
- Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid.
1124
01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:56,853
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.
1125
01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,481
Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.
1126
01:21:00,607 --> 01:21:01,816
The museum is now closing.
1127
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,819
Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!
1128
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:06,237
You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.
1129
01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:09,282
Sir! I suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!
1130
01:21:09,366 --> 01:21:11,785
Listen, man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.
1131
01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:13,787
All right? Thumper dumper.
I got to go. All right.
1132
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:16,790
Sir, you are
a grown, naked man around children.
1133
01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:19,793
- Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- I'm not going anywhere.
1134
01:21:24,339 --> 01:21:27,175
- You got that paper, right, sir?
- You should be embarrassed.
1135
01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:29,386
This is a family museum, sir.
1136
01:21:47,362 --> 01:21:48,905
What is going on here?
1137
01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:53,493
How many times can you get tased
in the nuts before you can't have kids?
1138
01:21:53,535 --> 01:21:55,745
You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.
1139
01:21:59,666 --> 01:22:01,835
We just downed five guards.
Five guards.
1140
01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:03,670
- Get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second here.
1141
01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,380
I got to get the tracker, all right.
1142
01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:07,882
- Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.
1143
01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:28,111
Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.
1144
01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:35,034
- He knows something.
- What?
1145
01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:36,119
He knows something.
1146
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,126
You got what I got?
1147
01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:44,836
- Yeah.
- Blackbird.
1148
01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:49,424
There he is.
1149
01:22:49,507 --> 01:22:53,178
This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!
1150
01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:57,432
Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.
1151
01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:06,566
Shit. It's a Decepticon!
1152
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:09,027
- Decepticon?
- Decepticon?
1153
01:23:09,319 --> 01:23:11,154
Behind the MiG now!
1154
01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:26,461
What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?
1155
01:23:27,587 --> 01:23:29,839
Answer me, pawns and knaves!
1156
01:23:29,923 --> 01:23:33,259
Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!
1157
01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,388
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
1158
01:23:38,515 --> 01:23:39,766
Bugger it!
1159
01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:44,771
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
1160
01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:47,273
Prepare for remote systems override!
1161
01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:49,901
- I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
1162
01:23:49,943 --> 01:23:52,278
I command these doors to open.
1163
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,282
Fire! I said, fire!
1164
01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:58,493
Bollocks!
1165
01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:02,163
- Damn these worthless parts.
- Wait a second!
1166
01:24:02,247 --> 01:24:05,583
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
1167
01:24:06,501 --> 01:24:09,837
The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.
1168
01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:11,589
We gotta catch that plane.
1169
01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:18,972
- Right. I'm on a mission.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1170
01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:20,848
- What do you want?
- Look, we just want to talk!
1171
01:24:20,932 --> 01:24:22,725
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
1172
01:24:22,809 --> 01:24:26,020
I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
What planet am I on?
1173
01:24:26,104 --> 01:24:27,480
- Earth.
- Earth?
1174
01:24:27,564 --> 01:24:32,652
Terrible name for a planet.
Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
1175
01:24:32,694 --> 01:24:36,155
Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?
1176
01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:37,657
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.
1177
01:24:38,992 --> 01:24:42,328
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- What do you mean, changed sides?
1178
01:24:42,412 --> 01:24:45,957
It's a choice.
It's an intensely personal decision.
1179
01:24:45,999 --> 01:24:49,669
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
1180
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:50,795
You mean you don't have to work
1181
01:24:50,837 --> 01:24:52,547
for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?
1182
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,175
If Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.
1183
01:24:56,467 --> 01:24:59,053
I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.
1184
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:01,347
- Who's your little Autobot?
- You're cute.
1185
01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:04,434
Name's Wheelie. Yeah.
Say my name, say my name.
1186
01:25:05,059 --> 01:25:06,769
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?
1187
01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:07,979
At least he's faithful, Sam.
1188
01:25:08,021 --> 01:25:10,815
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.
1189
01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:13,610
Can you just... Can you stop?
1190
01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:15,111
- Hey, what are you doing?
- It's just something
1191
01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,071
to think about. I won't argue with...
What were you saying?
1192
01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:21,242
I told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.
1193
01:25:21,326 --> 01:25:24,412
- Somebody shit the bed this morning.
- I have issues of my own.
1194
01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:26,039
And it started with my mother!
1195
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,541
My ancestors
have been here for centuries.
1196
01:25:28,625 --> 01:25:31,586
My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.
1197
01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:33,921
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.
1198
01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:35,048
Nothing!
1199
01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:38,801
But he did so with honour,
dignity, damn it!
1200
01:25:45,642 --> 01:25:46,643
Bollocks.
1201
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:49,228
My boosters are fried.
1202
01:25:51,189 --> 01:25:52,398
I think we can help each other.
1203
01:25:52,482 --> 01:25:55,401
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know, I do.
1204
01:25:55,443 --> 01:25:57,862
I don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, I don't.
1205
01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:01,991
I could do this all day.
It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
1206
01:26:02,075 --> 01:26:05,036
They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind
1207
01:26:05,078 --> 01:26:06,954
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
1208
01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:10,249
- Him and someone called The Fallen.
- The Fallen? I know him.
1209
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,586
He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.
1210
01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:17,507
He's terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
1211
01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:19,592
These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,
1212
01:26:19,676 --> 01:26:20,677
The Fallen's search.
1213
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,305
I remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
1214
01:26:24,389 --> 01:26:26,516
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?
1215
01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:31,062
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!
1216
01:26:57,630 --> 01:26:59,048
Well, that wasn't so bad.
1217
01:26:59,132 --> 01:27:00,800
I just hope we're still on the right planet.
1218
01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:02,802
Hey, that freaking hurt!
1219
01:27:04,095 --> 01:27:05,471
Oh, my God.
1220
01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:13,980
Oh, God.
1221
01:27:18,401 --> 01:27:20,361
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
1222
01:27:20,445 --> 01:27:24,449
This would be a perfect moment,
except you landed on my testicles.
1223
01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,117
Please, get off.
1224
01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:29,495
God, my balls.
1225
01:27:30,705 --> 01:27:31,956
Sam!
1226
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:36,169
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!
1227
01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:41,257
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? It's Vegas.
1228
01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,176
- You guys okay?
- Yeah.
1229
01:27:43,217 --> 01:27:45,720
Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
1230
01:27:45,803 --> 01:27:49,432
That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
1231
01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:52,185
People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,
1232
01:27:52,226 --> 01:27:54,187
- you would have heard...
- Shut up.
1233
01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:58,566
I told you I was opening a space bridge.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
1234
01:27:58,649 --> 01:28:01,527
When did you... When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.
1235
01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:03,362
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?
1236
01:28:03,404 --> 01:28:08,034
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!
1237
01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:09,744
Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?
1238
01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:11,037
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
1239
01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:13,748
so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?
1240
01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:17,293
This planet was visited
by our race once before,
1241
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:20,129
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
1242
01:28:20,213 --> 01:28:23,090
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,
1243
01:28:23,174 --> 01:28:25,760
the lifeblood of our race.
1244
01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:30,723
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!
1245
01:28:30,765 --> 01:28:34,727
Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?
1246
01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:37,730
Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?
1247
01:28:38,481 --> 01:28:43,736
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
1248
01:28:43,778 --> 01:28:48,658
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.
1249
01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:52,912
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
1250
01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:54,747
- Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?
1251
01:28:54,789 --> 01:28:56,707
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
1252
01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:59,919
there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.
1253
01:28:59,961 --> 01:29:04,090
And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.
1254
01:29:04,715 --> 01:29:10,179
The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,
1255
01:29:10,263 --> 01:29:13,182
until one of them tried to defy this rule.
1256
01:29:13,266 --> 01:29:17,478
And his name forevermore
was The Fallen.
1257
01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:21,607
He despised the human race
1258
01:29:22,775 --> 01:29:26,946
and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.
1259
01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:31,117
The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key
1260
01:29:31,158 --> 01:29:34,287
called the Matrix of Leadership.
1261
01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:44,964
A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.
1262
01:29:49,302 --> 01:29:52,221
The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,
1263
01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:58,102
so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.
1264
01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:03,566
I n the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away
1265
01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:06,819
in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,
1266
01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:10,448
a tomb we cannot find.
1267
01:30:11,866 --> 01:30:17,580
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.
1268
01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,707
The Fallen knows where it is
1269
01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:25,379
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.
1270
01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:27,423
Okay, so how do we stop him?
1271
01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:29,884
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
1272
01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:31,510
Optimus Prime?
1273
01:30:33,971 --> 01:30:36,098
So, you've met a Prime?
1274
01:30:36,182 --> 01:30:39,268
Why, you must have met
a great descendant.
1275
01:30:39,352 --> 01:30:42,438
Is he alive, here on this planet?
1276
01:30:43,189 --> 01:30:45,441
He sacrificed himself to save me.
1277
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,401
So, he's dead.
1278
01:30:47,485 --> 01:30:51,572
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.
1279
01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:55,660
So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine
1280
01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:58,371
could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus
1281
01:30:58,412 --> 01:30:59,497
and bring him back to life?
1282
01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:04,251
It was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.
1283
01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:08,255
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?
1284
01:31:08,339 --> 01:31:11,550
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.
1285
01:31:11,592 --> 01:31:14,220
What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.
1286
01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:19,558
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
1287
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,560
Find the doorway!
1288
01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:23,562
Go now! Go!
1289
01:31:23,604 --> 01:31:26,565
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.
1290
01:31:26,607 --> 01:31:30,903
Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.
1291
01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,786
Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.
1292
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:42,415
Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."
1293
01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:44,375
- That's the Dagger's Tip.
- It's part of the Red Sea.
1294
01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:46,627
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.
1295
01:31:46,711 --> 01:31:50,548
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.
1296
01:31:51,007 --> 01:31:53,009
First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.
1297
01:31:53,092 --> 01:31:55,553
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?
1298
01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:56,762
I'm gonna make a call.
1299
01:31:59,724 --> 01:32:00,975
We got cops!
1300
01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:08,357
I can't go to prison, guys.
1301
01:32:12,278 --> 01:32:14,905
Sam, we got to
get off this road and lay low.
1302
01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:27,334
Man, stupid cops!
1303
01:32:27,418 --> 01:32:29,628
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.
1304
01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:33,466
- Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- They're gone.
1305
01:32:33,549 --> 01:32:36,218
Okay, we're running out of time.
I gotta make the call to Lennox...
1306
01:32:36,302 --> 01:32:37,636
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.
1307
01:32:37,678 --> 01:32:40,347
Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.
1308
01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:43,017
- CIA is all over this place!
- You're gonna call.
1309
01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:51,150
- Okay. That's a good idea.
- All right.
1310
01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:53,694
I mean, I just had my mind
on other things,
1311
01:32:53,778 --> 01:32:55,196
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.
1312
01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,284
NEST departure,
2100 hours.
1313
01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:05,372
So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.
1314
01:33:10,795 --> 01:33:13,005
Major Lennox, phone call.
1315
01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:16,842
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?
1316
01:33:16,926 --> 01:33:18,511
We need the truck. The truck.
1317
01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:21,347
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.
1318
01:33:21,430 --> 01:33:25,684
You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.
1319
01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:27,353
Back of a $1 bill.
1320
01:33:27,770 --> 01:33:34,110
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.
1321
01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:36,862
Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.
1322
01:33:36,946 --> 01:33:38,531
Wait, who are you?
1323
01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:42,201
Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.
1324
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:43,369
Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!
1325
01:33:43,452 --> 01:33:45,246
Move, move, move, move.
1326
01:33:46,372 --> 01:33:50,167
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1327
01:33:50,209 --> 01:33:52,711
Tip of the Red Sea.
Gulf of Aqaba.
1328
01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,297
Egypt? Are you serious?
1329
01:33:56,924 --> 01:33:58,050
Sir.
1330
01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:05,182
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,
1331
01:34:05,224 --> 01:34:07,893
how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?
1332
01:34:07,977 --> 01:34:11,355
Look, I don't know,
but we got to trust him.
1333
01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:15,025
Okay, let's go over it again.
1334
01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,278
When the dawn alights
the Dagger's Tip,
1335
01:34:17,361 --> 01:34:19,655
- the Three Kings...
- Will reveal the doorway.
1336
01:34:19,738 --> 01:34:21,532
That's what he said.
You know what it means?
1337
01:34:21,574 --> 01:34:23,159
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.
1338
01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:25,035
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.
1339
01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:26,537
I don't have my passport.
1340
01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:30,249
Passport!
1341
01:34:37,173 --> 01:34:39,216
They got cameras at the top.
1342
01:34:43,137 --> 01:34:46,599
All right, chill. This is espionage time.
I can handle it.
1343
01:34:46,682 --> 01:34:49,768
These are my people.
I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.
1344
01:34:52,646 --> 01:34:54,190
Great, a fricking Munchkin.
1345
01:34:54,273 --> 01:34:56,692
Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.
1346
01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:08,412
The Dagger's Tip? Right?
1347
01:35:08,454 --> 01:35:10,956
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.
1348
01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:14,293
Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,
1349
01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:18,047
my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.
1350
01:35:18,130 --> 01:35:20,007
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.
1351
01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:21,133
Fifty kilometres.
1352
01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:23,552
You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.
1353
01:35:24,011 --> 01:35:25,804
- I know. I know you from somewhere.
- Go, Yankees!
1354
01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:27,723
Put it on the wire to the CIA.
1355
01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:36,815
Decepticons,
boy's location detected.
1356
01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:48,786
Undercover, yo. You got to
blend in with your surroundings.
1357
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:51,205
You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.
1358
01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,383
Awesome! I think aliens built that.
1359
01:36:03,092 --> 01:36:04,426
Yeah, yeah.
1360
01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:06,512
Come on. Move it! Move it!
1361
01:36:06,637 --> 01:36:08,722
Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?
1362
01:36:08,806 --> 01:36:11,892
Yeah, some of us
got work to do! Dumb Autobots.
1363
01:36:33,497 --> 01:36:36,583
Being my girlfriend is
hazardous to your health.
1364
01:36:37,376 --> 01:36:41,547
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.
1365
01:36:41,964 --> 01:36:43,549
- Do they?
- Yeah.
1366
01:36:46,385 --> 01:36:48,554
You might as well just say it.
1367
01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:50,097
Ladies first.
1368
01:36:51,557 --> 01:36:54,268
Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.
1369
01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:57,479
- You're really chivalrous.
- Why are you mad at me?
1370
01:36:57,563 --> 01:37:01,066
You know what?
Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.
1371
01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:06,697
Do you realise that I just flew 3,000
miles to keep you from getting killed?
1372
01:37:06,739 --> 01:37:07,948
I know.
1373
01:37:11,327 --> 01:37:13,954
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
1374
01:37:14,038 --> 01:37:16,749
Look at the things I go through with you.
1375
01:37:17,374 --> 01:37:19,585
And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars
1376
01:37:19,626 --> 01:37:21,879
and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet
1377
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,256
and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.
1378
01:37:25,341 --> 01:37:26,717
Pyramids.
1379
01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:29,345
What? Why do boys always
1380
01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:31,430
- change the subject?
- Pyramids and stars.
1381
01:37:31,472 --> 01:37:32,931
- Sam?
- Come with me really quick.
1382
01:37:41,106 --> 01:37:43,192
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!
1383
01:37:46,487 --> 01:37:48,781
Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?
1384
01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:51,575
No. I was only in college for two days.
Remember that?
1385
01:37:51,617 --> 01:37:53,786
- Here. Get up. Up, up.
- What is he talking about?
1386
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,250
Okay, you see those three stars?
1387
01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:02,044
You see
how the last one touches the horizon?
1388
01:38:02,169 --> 01:38:04,880
That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.
1389
01:38:04,963 --> 01:38:06,799
And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings
1390
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,635
who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,
1391
01:38:09,718 --> 01:38:11,595
so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.
1392
01:38:11,637 --> 01:38:15,099
They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.
1393
01:38:28,112 --> 01:38:29,405
We've had
an engine malfunction.
1394
01:38:29,488 --> 01:38:31,490
We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.
1395
01:38:31,532 --> 01:38:33,659
Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.
1396
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:36,161
Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?
1397
01:38:36,245 --> 01:38:39,164
- All right, team, grab your chutes!
- Bailout like bailout?
1398
01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:44,211
- You familiar with the standard MC-4?
- Of course not!
1399
01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,588
I've never jumped out of
a perfectly good airplane before!
1400
01:38:46,672 --> 01:38:48,048
Wait a minute, is this really happening?
1401
01:38:48,132 --> 01:38:49,883
- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.
1402
01:38:50,884 --> 01:38:54,596
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?
1403
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:56,348
What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.
1404
01:38:56,390 --> 01:39:00,269
These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.
1405
01:39:00,352 --> 01:39:03,522
I'm just following orders to the letter.
Isn't that what you said?
1406
01:39:04,148 --> 01:39:07,234
You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.
1407
01:39:11,363 --> 01:39:13,449
What was that? What was that?
1408
01:39:13,532 --> 01:39:15,868
That's not good. Come on.
1409
01:39:16,869 --> 01:39:18,370
- Right this way!
- I can't jump out of an airplane!
1410
01:39:18,454 --> 01:39:20,497
- I have an ulcer! No, no.
- Come on. It's okay.
1411
01:39:20,873 --> 01:39:23,125
I really can't do this.
What are you doing...
1412
01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:25,711
Come here! Come here.
1413
01:39:25,794 --> 01:39:30,048
- Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
1414
01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:34,386
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
and memorise everything that I say.
1415
01:39:34,428 --> 01:39:37,389
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.
1416
01:39:37,473 --> 01:39:39,600
Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,
1417
01:39:39,683 --> 01:39:41,810
which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.
1418
01:39:41,894 --> 01:39:43,979
- Okay, are you listening?
- I can't hear what...
1419
01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:45,481
- Stop that!
- All right. All right.
1420
01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:48,066
All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,
1421
01:39:48,108 --> 01:39:50,277
it pulls the pin
and opens the main.
1422
01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:52,404
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.
1423
01:39:52,488 --> 01:39:56,700
I want you to pull the blue.
I need you to pull it really hard!
1424
01:39:56,742 --> 01:39:59,578
Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-ass!
1425
01:40:02,498 --> 01:40:05,501
- He say good-bye?
- No, he didn't even say good-bye.
1426
01:40:05,918 --> 01:40:07,753
General, we're loaded and ready.
1427
01:40:07,836 --> 01:40:10,756
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.
1428
01:40:10,797 --> 01:40:13,342
- Excellent.
- Sir, you need to see this now.
1429
01:40:16,261 --> 01:40:18,347
- Have we checked these coordinates?
- Egypt, sir.
1430
01:40:18,430 --> 01:40:21,225
- They're airdropping in.
- You've got to be kidding me.
1431
01:40:21,266 --> 01:40:22,684
He knows something.
1432
01:40:22,768 --> 01:40:25,103
We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.
1433
01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:27,564
Copy that.
1434
01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:30,108
CIA just got a hit on the boy,
1435
01:40:30,651 --> 01:40:32,694
100 miles from the location
on that little note there.
1436
01:40:32,778 --> 01:40:33,862
It's getting hotter.
1437
01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:40,953
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
1438
01:41:02,182 --> 01:41:04,184
You see the size of this?
1439
01:41:04,893 --> 01:41:07,312
- You see this?
- Spectacular.
1440
01:41:08,981 --> 01:41:11,441
Amazing. Look at that.
1441
01:41:21,660 --> 01:41:23,996
- It's here somewhere, guys.
- Yeah, why?
1442
01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,664
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
1443
01:41:25,706 --> 01:41:27,207
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?
1444
01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:31,295
In his defence, this is the biggest
doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.
1445
01:41:32,045 --> 01:41:35,591
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?
1446
01:41:35,674 --> 01:41:37,259
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,
1447
01:41:37,342 --> 01:41:38,760
that archaeologists
have been here before?
1448
01:41:38,844 --> 01:41:39,928
There's nothing here.
1449
01:41:40,012 --> 01:41:42,389
Real life is heartbreak,
despair, kid.
1450
01:41:42,472 --> 01:41:44,641
Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow
1451
01:41:44,683 --> 01:41:46,852
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it!
1452
01:41:46,935 --> 01:41:49,313
I'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!
1453
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,608
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.
1454
01:41:52,691 --> 01:41:54,192
Why are we still listening to you,
little punk-ass?
1455
01:41:54,276 --> 01:41:56,361
I mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?
1456
01:41:56,403 --> 01:41:58,363
Killed Megatron. How about that?
1457
01:41:58,447 --> 01:41:59,531
Well, he didn't get the job done,
1458
01:41:59,573 --> 01:42:01,116
you know what I mean,
'cause he's back now...
1459
01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:04,161
- Are you scared?
- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
1460
01:42:04,202 --> 01:42:06,622
I'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
1461
01:42:06,705 --> 01:42:08,498
Bring it, then! Get off me!
1462
01:42:08,540 --> 01:42:11,668
- I'll change your face around!
- I'll get all up in that ass!
1463
01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:13,128
Bring it!
1464
01:42:13,879 --> 01:42:16,298
Guys! Whoa! Hey!
1465
01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:18,008
- You like the way that feels?
- That didn't hurt.
1466
01:42:18,050 --> 01:42:19,593
You like that, don't you?
1467
01:42:19,676 --> 01:42:22,054
- Come on, Bumblebee!
- Bumblebee, listen.
1468
01:42:28,727 --> 01:42:29,728
Now, that's rude.
1469
01:42:41,698 --> 01:42:43,659
Oh, my God. The symbols.
1470
01:42:44,910 --> 01:42:46,745
Bee! Shoot it.
1471
01:43:12,604 --> 01:43:15,273
- Check this out.
- Look at it.
1472
01:43:16,525 --> 01:43:17,526
WOW!
1473
01:43:17,609 --> 01:43:20,112
These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.
1474
01:43:20,654 --> 01:43:22,572
The tomb of the Primes.
1475
01:43:23,031 --> 01:43:24,282
Yo!
1476
01:43:25,617 --> 01:43:26,785
Yo!
1477
01:43:40,799 --> 01:43:42,134
The Matrix.
1478
01:43:59,693 --> 01:44:00,902
No.
1479
01:44:02,154 --> 01:44:03,280
No.
1480
01:44:05,657 --> 01:44:08,201
Thousands of years,
turned to dust.
1481
01:44:08,827 --> 01:44:10,829
This isn't how it's supposed to end.
1482
01:44:10,871 --> 01:44:12,038
Hear that?
1483
01:44:16,585 --> 01:44:19,004
US Air Force! C-17s!
1484
01:44:19,045 --> 01:44:21,757
- What's a C-17?
- You can't bring him back, Sam.
1485
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:25,469
- There's nothing left.
- Look! Look around you.
1486
01:44:25,510 --> 01:44:28,096
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,
1487
01:44:28,180 --> 01:44:29,639
to just have it end like this.
1488
01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:31,349
There is a reason that we are here.
1489
01:44:31,433 --> 01:44:35,312
The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.
1490
01:44:41,193 --> 01:44:43,487
Everyone's after me
because of what I know,
1491
01:44:45,781 --> 01:44:48,992
and what I know is that
this is going to work.
1492
01:44:49,451 --> 01:44:52,496
- How do you know it's gonna work?
- Because I believe it.
1493
01:45:02,547 --> 01:45:04,883
You best let me out of this plane.
1494
01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:18,522
Dropping the big boy. Sam!
1495
01:45:25,654 --> 01:45:27,906
You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?
1496
01:45:27,989 --> 01:45:29,574
Absolutely. Let's go.
1497
01:45:39,668 --> 01:45:40,877
Go!
1498
01:45:41,711 --> 01:45:44,422
Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.
1499
01:45:55,058 --> 01:45:56,601
Cover Optimus!
1500
01:45:59,563 --> 01:46:01,648
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.
1501
01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,859
I need snipers and Stingers up high.
1502
01:46:03,942 --> 01:46:08,113
So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.
1503
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,781
I hope this little kid know
what he's doing.
1504
01:46:09,865 --> 01:46:10,907
Yeah, me too.
1505
01:46:16,872 --> 01:46:20,083
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!
1506
01:46:23,378 --> 01:46:24,713
Pop flare!
1507
01:46:26,965 --> 01:46:29,593
- That's them, right there. See the flare?
- Right over there! See it?
1508
01:46:40,645 --> 01:46:41,813
Sam!
1509
01:46:54,159 --> 01:46:55,702
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.
1510
01:46:55,785 --> 01:46:57,454
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.
1511
01:46:57,495 --> 01:46:58,955
Shut this guy up, huh?
1512
01:46:58,997 --> 01:47:02,000
- Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- Shut up and let him drive!
1513
01:47:02,042 --> 01:47:03,335
- Just stop screaming...
- All right, that's it!
1514
01:47:05,503 --> 01:47:06,963
I can't take that guy any more.
1515
01:47:20,226 --> 01:47:22,312
Hide in the dust!
Use the dust!
1516
01:47:29,903 --> 01:47:31,863
We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.
1517
01:47:31,947 --> 01:47:34,616
You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.
1518
01:47:34,699 --> 01:47:37,243
I'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.
1519
01:47:37,327 --> 01:47:39,371
You get to those soldiers.
1520
01:47:40,497 --> 01:47:43,541
- I hope that dust works, kid.
- Thank you.
1521
01:47:47,337 --> 01:47:50,799
He's turning around.
He's coming back. He's coming back.
1522
01:47:51,549 --> 01:47:52,592
It's up to me.
1523
01:47:52,884 --> 01:47:55,553
One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,
1524
01:47:55,637 --> 01:47:58,139
now its last hope
in their final hour of need.
1525
01:47:58,223 --> 01:48:01,893
Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.
1526
01:48:01,977 --> 01:48:04,980
- Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- You'll never make it, kid.
1527
01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:07,565
- I'm coming with you.
- Bravery will only get you so far.
1528
01:48:07,607 --> 01:48:10,568
You tased me, okay? You owe me!
I'm going.
1529
01:48:10,610 --> 01:48:12,404
Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?
1530
01:48:20,704 --> 01:48:24,124
That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.
1531
01:48:28,211 --> 01:48:30,422
- What the hell was that?
- Anyone copy?
1532
01:48:30,463 --> 01:48:32,549
- Anyone there? Who's up?
- Copy?
1533
01:48:32,590 --> 01:48:34,926
- Radio's down.
- It's dead. Comms are down.
1534
01:48:34,968 --> 01:48:36,302
EMP burst.
1535
01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:39,556
I see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.
1536
01:48:41,307 --> 01:48:42,392
Yes, sir?
1537
01:48:42,434 --> 01:48:44,185
Major Lennox told me
to pull the cord.
1538
01:48:44,269 --> 01:48:45,270
I know, sir.
1539
01:48:45,353 --> 01:48:48,189
Well, what country am I in right now?
1540
01:48:48,273 --> 01:48:49,566
United States.
1541
01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:53,528
No, not the United States.
I'm from the United States.
1542
01:48:53,611 --> 01:48:56,281
I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.
1543
01:48:56,364 --> 01:49:01,244
Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.
1544
01:49:01,286 --> 01:49:03,955
How is it that we can't reach our men,
1545
01:49:04,039 --> 01:49:09,419
but he can reach me,
from some random Egyptian desert?
1546
01:49:13,423 --> 01:49:14,674
Nothing.
1547
01:49:15,258 --> 01:49:18,136
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.
1548
01:49:18,219 --> 01:49:20,221
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, boys, old school time!
1549
01:49:20,638 --> 01:49:22,348
Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.
1550
01:49:28,730 --> 01:49:32,192
Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.
1551
01:49:32,859 --> 01:49:37,697
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.
1552
01:49:37,781 --> 01:49:43,161
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?
1553
01:49:43,244 --> 01:49:45,914
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.
1554
01:49:45,997 --> 01:49:48,374
Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.
1555
01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:52,087
Damn it. Something's not right.
It doesn't add up.
1556
01:49:52,170 --> 01:49:55,632
Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,
1557
01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:58,051
and get Egypt's General Salam.
1558
01:49:58,134 --> 01:50:02,013
Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.
1559
01:50:02,097 --> 01:50:05,183
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.
1560
01:50:05,433 --> 01:50:07,018
Scramble Predators now.
1561
01:50:07,185 --> 01:50:08,603
SOLDIER 23 V-1, rotate.
1562
01:50:20,657 --> 01:50:22,492
We still have a mile that way.
1563
01:50:28,164 --> 01:50:29,541
Come on.
1564
01:50:32,627 --> 01:50:34,212
This way. This way.
1565
01:50:38,842 --> 01:50:42,220
- One man, alone...
- Stop saying that!
1566
01:50:42,262 --> 01:50:43,555
...betrayed by the country he loves!
1567
01:50:43,596 --> 01:50:45,807
Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
1568
01:50:46,474 --> 01:50:48,977
Just relax.
You're with the maestro.
1569
01:50:57,652 --> 01:50:59,696
I don't think he's still following us.
1570
01:51:00,697 --> 01:51:02,365
That's what you think.
1571
01:51:15,545 --> 01:51:16,754
Uh-oh.
1572
01:51:19,215 --> 01:51:22,969
Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,
1573
01:51:23,052 --> 01:51:26,097
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.
1574
01:51:26,181 --> 01:51:28,391
The boy must have the Matrix.
1575
01:51:28,808 --> 01:51:31,436
We cannot let him reach Optimus.
1576
01:51:32,103 --> 01:51:35,773
Decepticons, begin our assault!
1577
01:51:36,482 --> 01:51:38,109
We've got incoming!
1578
01:51:54,250 --> 01:51:57,170
We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.
1579
01:51:57,253 --> 01:51:59,297
- How many?
- About 13 of them.
1580
01:51:59,339 --> 01:52:02,008
This ain't good. This ain't good.
1581
01:52:10,225 --> 01:52:12,435
We're about to get our asses whupped.
1582
01:52:13,561 --> 01:52:15,355
Bravo-Charlie, kneel!
1583
01:52:15,438 --> 01:52:18,316
All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.
1584
01:52:19,692 --> 01:52:22,654
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,
1585
01:52:22,695 --> 01:52:25,573
so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.
1586
01:52:25,657 --> 01:52:28,493
All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. I need a scout team.
1587
01:52:28,534 --> 01:52:29,619
I'm leading.
1588
01:52:29,661 --> 01:52:32,121
Go up through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide!
1589
01:52:32,163 --> 01:52:33,706
All right, when you see
the precious cargo,
1590
01:52:33,790 --> 01:52:36,542
I want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.
1591
01:52:36,626 --> 01:52:39,420
We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!
1592
01:52:39,504 --> 01:52:40,880
Hoo-ah!
1593
01:52:49,055 --> 01:52:51,349
You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O. K. Corral?
1594
01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:56,020
- With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- No, why?
1595
01:52:59,274 --> 01:53:02,110
- Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- Is that good?
1596
01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:05,863
A lot of people died.
1597
01:53:12,078 --> 01:53:13,162
Oh!
1598
01:53:24,090 --> 01:53:25,258
Hide!
1599
01:53:26,718 --> 01:53:28,803
- Vámonos, amigos!
- Oh, my Goth!
1600
01:53:33,224 --> 01:53:34,726
- Hit the deck!
- Oh, my God!
1601
01:53:50,825 --> 01:53:51,909
Sam, Sam.
1602
01:53:52,994 --> 01:53:55,038
I don't think they saw us.
1603
01:53:55,580 --> 01:53:57,415
Get down. Get down. Get down.
1604
01:53:57,790 --> 01:53:59,375
Okay. Listen.
1605
01:54:01,252 --> 01:54:04,589
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?
1606
01:54:05,923 --> 01:54:07,425
What if it doesn't work?
1607
01:54:08,259 --> 01:54:09,844
It's gonna work.
1608
01:54:09,927 --> 01:54:12,930
- What if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work. It'll work.
1609
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:50,820
Up, up, up!
1610
01:56:00,788 --> 01:56:02,457
Get ready to jump!
1611
01:56:21,309 --> 01:56:23,978
We got a half-mile. I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.
1612
01:56:26,689 --> 01:56:28,024
Fall back!
1613
01:56:28,107 --> 01:56:31,569
- Ironhide, up the middle!
- Ironhide, move it!
1614
01:56:31,611 --> 01:56:33,613
Let's go! Go, go!
1615
01:56:40,828 --> 01:56:42,205
Devastator!
1616
01:56:44,665 --> 01:56:46,584
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.
1617
01:56:46,667 --> 01:56:48,920
If we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?
1618
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:21,577
Look at this mother...
1619
01:57:21,619 --> 01:57:23,287
Mean robots suck!
1620
01:57:33,923 --> 01:57:36,509
Hang on! Hang on, okay?
1621
01:57:41,597 --> 01:57:43,474
- Simmons!
- Don't let go!
1622
01:57:43,516 --> 01:57:45,977
Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.
1623
01:57:49,981 --> 01:57:51,482
I don't want to die!
1624
01:57:53,401 --> 01:57:55,319
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!
1625
01:57:55,361 --> 01:57:56,612
You ain't getting me!
1626
01:58:01,033 --> 01:58:03,327
He dead. He got so ate.
1627
01:58:03,661 --> 01:58:06,622
- Who's your daddy now, huh?
- He got all ate up.
1628
01:58:06,664 --> 01:58:08,833
The only safe place is right under it.
1629
01:58:08,874 --> 01:58:12,545
- Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- Yeah.
1630
01:58:19,427 --> 01:58:22,763
You should've never eaten me!
I'm gonna bust your face up!
1631
01:58:27,768 --> 01:58:28,936
Oh, my God!
1632
01:58:31,689 --> 01:58:34,191
Nobody mess with me! In your face!
1633
01:58:35,109 --> 01:58:36,777
Keep fighting, Mudflap!
1634
01:58:37,695 --> 01:58:39,030
Oh, my God!
1635
01:58:45,411 --> 01:58:47,371
Nobody messes with the twins.
1636
01:58:50,374 --> 01:58:52,585
I got you... My bad!
1637
01:58:54,712 --> 01:58:56,797
Aw, man! You shot me in the face!
1638
01:58:57,840 --> 01:59:00,134
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it!
1639
01:59:04,096 --> 01:59:05,389
Come on.
1640
01:59:21,405 --> 01:59:22,573
Judy!
1641
01:59:27,662 --> 01:59:29,747
- Sam! Sam!
- What?
1642
01:59:30,748 --> 01:59:32,708
Sam! Sam!
1643
01:59:37,171 --> 01:59:38,422
Sam!
1644
01:59:38,506 --> 01:59:39,840
- Sam!
- Dad!
1645
01:59:47,598 --> 01:59:48,974
Wait, wait!
1646
01:59:50,226 --> 01:59:53,771
Please listen to me!
I want you to run! Run!
1647
01:59:53,813 --> 01:59:56,565
Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!
1648
01:59:56,607 --> 01:59:58,109
- Oh, God!
- Wait!
1649
01:59:58,150 --> 02:00:00,069
Sam Witwicky.
1650
02:00:00,111 --> 02:00:04,448
Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.
1651
02:00:04,490 --> 02:00:06,158
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop!
1652
02:00:06,242 --> 02:00:07,451
- Stop!
- Listen to your father!
1653
02:00:07,493 --> 02:00:08,494
Just get out of here!
1654
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:11,997
Just don't hurt them.
I know what you want.
1655
02:00:12,081 --> 02:00:13,624
Just go! Just go!
1656
02:00:13,666 --> 02:00:17,461
And I know that you need me
because I know about the Matrix.
1657
02:00:18,087 --> 02:00:19,630
- Don't do it, Sam...
- Please, Dad.
1658
02:00:19,714 --> 02:00:23,676
- They're going to kill us all anyway!
- Here's what you want, right here.
1659
02:00:24,051 --> 02:00:25,469
Bumblebee!
1660
02:00:38,691 --> 02:00:40,317
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
1661
02:01:18,272 --> 02:01:20,858
- Stay tight, Ma.
- Come on. Get in here.
1662
02:01:34,747 --> 02:01:36,540
- Bee?
- Yeah.
1663
02:01:40,044 --> 02:01:41,170
- Hey!
- I don't know
1664
02:01:41,212 --> 02:01:43,172
what's going on, but we've got to move!
1665
02:01:47,343 --> 02:01:49,220
There's got to be
a way out of here!
1666
02:01:50,554 --> 02:01:52,598
Judy, get back, get back, get back.
1667
02:01:53,808 --> 02:01:56,811
Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.
1668
02:01:58,187 --> 02:02:00,189
Bee! Bumblebee!
1669
02:02:01,065 --> 02:02:03,025
You get them somewhere safe,
all right?
1670
02:02:05,402 --> 02:02:06,570
You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.
1671
02:02:06,612 --> 02:02:08,489
No, this isn't up for discussion!
1672
02:02:08,572 --> 02:02:10,449
- You're my son! You're my son!
- I know.
1673
02:02:10,533 --> 02:02:11,784
- Dad...
- We all go together!
1674
02:02:11,867 --> 02:02:13,202
- Listen...
- We're all going together!
1675
02:02:13,244 --> 02:02:16,580
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.
1676
02:02:16,622 --> 02:02:18,916
You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
1677
02:02:18,958 --> 02:02:21,585
You hear what I'm saying, okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.
1678
02:02:21,627 --> 02:02:23,128
- No.
- You've got to let me go, Dad.
1679
02:02:23,212 --> 02:02:26,549
- You have to let me go. You have to.
- Ron.
1680
02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:31,679
Ron. Ron, let him go.
1681
02:02:33,722 --> 02:02:36,100
You come back! Come on.
1682
02:02:36,183 --> 02:02:37,935
Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
1683
02:02:38,018 --> 02:02:40,563
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go without you.
1684
02:02:51,866 --> 02:02:53,450
Move to cover!
1685
02:02:57,663 --> 02:02:59,456
We got Jordanians!
1686
02:02:59,498 --> 02:03:00,958
We got help!
1687
02:03:07,089 --> 02:03:08,340
Down!
1688
02:03:24,899 --> 02:03:26,567
You okay, soldier?
1689
02:03:26,650 --> 02:03:29,820
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.
1690
02:03:29,862 --> 02:03:31,822
Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.
1691
02:03:31,864 --> 02:03:34,158
You all right, young man?
You have a radio?
1692
02:03:35,618 --> 02:03:40,080
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what I did for my country.
1693
02:03:41,582 --> 02:03:43,250
This is my moment.
1694
02:03:44,001 --> 02:03:45,085
You're crazy!
1695
02:03:47,171 --> 02:03:49,048
ETA to station, two minutes.
1696
02:03:49,131 --> 02:03:51,008
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir. Yes, sir.
1697
02:03:51,091 --> 02:03:52,509
Predator 01.
1698
02:04:02,978 --> 02:04:04,188
Shit, it's a trick.
1699
02:04:04,271 --> 02:04:06,690
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.
1700
02:04:06,774 --> 02:04:09,360
- Get those Marines on the ground.
- Roll in strike packages...
1701
02:04:09,693 --> 02:04:11,362
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.
1702
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:34,385
- Spotted Sam!
- Sam!
1703
02:04:34,843 --> 02:04:36,136
Ironhide!
1704
02:04:37,012 --> 02:04:39,181
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.
1705
02:04:42,059 --> 02:04:44,687
Get out, Sam!
Get to the pillars!
1706
02:04:45,938 --> 02:04:47,064
Let's go.
1707
02:04:50,734 --> 02:04:54,238
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.
1708
02:04:54,321 --> 02:04:58,701
If they turn that machine on,
no more sun.
1709
02:05:01,161 --> 02:05:02,538
Not on my watch.
1710
02:05:02,955 --> 02:05:05,582
Not on my watch.
1711
02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:18,095
USS Stennis. Identify.
1712
02:05:18,178 --> 02:05:20,597
Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?
1713
02:05:20,681 --> 02:05:22,599
SportsCenter?
I Dream of Jeannie or something?
1714
02:05:22,641 --> 02:05:26,645
We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?
1715
02:05:26,729 --> 02:05:28,272
Identify yourself.
1716
02:05:28,772 --> 02:05:29,982
What is your name, sailor?
1717
02:05:30,566 --> 02:05:35,529
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.
1718
02:05:36,864 --> 02:05:38,532
Okay, Captain Wilder.
1719
02:05:38,615 --> 02:05:40,951
This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.
1720
02:05:40,993 --> 02:05:43,412
There is the mother
of all non-biologicals
1721
02:05:43,454 --> 02:05:45,289
getting ready to blow up our sun.
1722
02:05:45,330 --> 02:05:47,166
Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance
1723
02:05:47,249 --> 02:05:49,293
or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?
1724
02:05:50,252 --> 02:05:52,629
All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
1725
02:05:59,803 --> 02:06:02,473
Five clicks west of the Gulf,
1726
02:06:02,556 --> 02:06:05,559
we got ourselves an alien
remodeling a pyramid.
1727
02:06:05,642 --> 02:06:08,645
Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,
1728
02:06:08,729 --> 02:06:11,815
- shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- That's classified.
1729
02:06:11,857 --> 02:06:15,486
Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?
1730
02:06:15,527 --> 02:06:18,238
Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which I know you do,
1731
02:06:18,322 --> 02:06:20,824
you tell them to ready that weapon!
1732
02:06:22,201 --> 02:06:24,411
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.
1733
02:06:25,287 --> 02:06:26,997
Alpha Team, flank left!
1734
02:06:27,039 --> 02:06:28,832
This way! Move it!
1735
02:06:30,751 --> 02:06:33,003
- Where do you need us, sir?
- Protect those in the line of fire.
1736
02:06:33,087 --> 02:06:34,713
Let's go! Go!
1737
02:06:38,634 --> 02:06:41,136
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!
1738
02:06:45,516 --> 02:06:47,935
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!
1739
02:06:48,018 --> 02:06:50,562
Have troops in contact 20 miles
northwest. Radar contact.
1740
02:06:50,646 --> 02:06:51,772
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...
1741
02:06:55,859 --> 02:06:57,486
B-1, snap 090.
1742
02:06:57,528 --> 02:06:59,947
You are approved to drop your
2,000-pound JDAMs.
1743
02:07:07,162 --> 02:07:08,539
- What you got?
- I couldn't get to them, sir.
1744
02:07:08,580 --> 02:07:10,666
They're 600 metres away
and they're heading right for the pillars.
1745
02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,544
All right. Precious cargo's coming!
1746
02:07:13,877 --> 02:07:14,878
Move!
1747
02:07:25,764 --> 02:07:27,307
Curse you!
1748
02:07:41,280 --> 02:07:43,407
Sam! Spotted Sam!
1749
02:08:15,647 --> 02:08:17,441
- Come on!
- 2-2 covering fire.
1750
02:08:17,482 --> 02:08:18,942
Two civilians, 12 o'clock!
1751
02:08:27,451 --> 02:08:29,036
Cover for us!
1752
02:08:35,459 --> 02:08:38,212
Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!
1753
02:08:50,515 --> 02:08:52,142
Keep firing!
1754
02:08:58,106 --> 02:08:59,775
Come on! Mikaela!
1755
02:09:00,192 --> 02:09:02,527
Come on! Get in here!
1756
02:09:03,487 --> 02:09:04,947
Look who showed up.
1757
02:09:04,988 --> 02:09:06,990
You better have a good reason for us
to be here.
1758
02:09:07,074 --> 02:09:08,825
- Where's Optimus?
- He's right over there,
1759
02:09:08,867 --> 02:09:10,327
across the courtyard.
1760
02:09:10,994 --> 02:09:13,330
- I got to get to him right now.
- Not with an air strike coming.
1761
02:09:13,413 --> 02:09:15,666
I have to get to him right now.
1762
02:09:15,958 --> 02:09:17,125
Whoa.
1763
02:09:17,167 --> 02:09:18,502
Go. Back, back, back, back.
1764
02:09:18,585 --> 02:09:20,337
- Go.
- Listen up...
1765
02:09:23,757 --> 02:09:24,967
Okay.
1766
02:09:28,595 --> 02:09:29,972
Incoming!
1767
02:09:30,973 --> 02:09:33,183
Stick the landing.
1768
02:09:34,101 --> 02:09:36,979
Behold the glory of Jetfire!
1769
02:09:38,272 --> 02:09:41,858
Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!
1770
02:10:01,878 --> 02:10:03,213
I'm too old for this crap.
1771
02:10:03,380 --> 02:10:06,008
Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.
1772
02:10:26,153 --> 02:10:29,656
I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.
1773
02:10:30,407 --> 02:10:33,744
25.7 metres above sea level,
29.32 north.
1774
02:10:33,785 --> 02:10:36,038
- Kill track, 5205...
- Target acquired.
1775
02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:38,707
- Killing track.
- Two, one...
1776
02:10:38,749 --> 02:10:40,083
Fire!
1777
02:10:54,264 --> 02:10:55,891
Yeah! Yeah!
1778
02:10:56,266 --> 02:10:59,936
B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.
1779
02:11:00,020 --> 02:11:02,147
We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?
1780
02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:05,150
You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ass.
1781
02:11:05,359 --> 02:11:08,612
- 1-1 tally orange smoke.
- I hope these F-16s got good aim.
1782
02:11:08,695 --> 02:11:12,282
- Yeah? Why is that?
- I told them to hit the orange smoke.
1783
02:11:13,825 --> 02:11:15,285
You mean that orange smoke?
1784
02:11:15,369 --> 02:11:16,953
It wasn't my best toss, okay?
1785
02:11:17,037 --> 02:11:19,790
- Viper, thunder.
- Run!
1786
02:11:28,799 --> 02:11:30,092
Incoming!
1787
02:11:33,178 --> 02:11:34,471
Come on!
1788
02:11:54,699 --> 02:11:55,867
Sam!
1789
02:12:03,708 --> 02:12:04,960
Run!
1790
02:12:07,879 --> 02:12:08,964
Die!
1791
02:12:16,012 --> 02:12:17,264
Sam!
1792
02:12:33,488 --> 02:12:35,031
Hold your fire!
1793
02:12:37,409 --> 02:12:38,577
Sam!
1794
02:12:40,203 --> 02:12:42,456
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
1795
02:12:44,541 --> 02:12:46,543
Fucking do something!
1796
02:13:21,912 --> 02:13:28,168
- Sam! Sam!
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!
1797
02:13:29,961 --> 02:13:31,755
- Let me go!
- Come on, you got to move.
1798
02:13:31,838 --> 02:13:34,633
- You got to move, come on.
- We got no pulse.
1799
02:13:34,716 --> 02:13:35,842
Starting CPR.
1800
02:13:35,926 --> 02:13:39,095
- I have to see my kid! I got a son...
- Sammy!
1801
02:13:39,846 --> 02:13:40,972
Sam!
1802
02:13:43,308 --> 02:13:44,893
- Clear.
- Ready to shock.
1803
02:13:44,935 --> 02:13:45,936
Clear!
1804
02:13:46,019 --> 02:13:47,771
Ready to shock.
One, two, three.
1805
02:13:50,649 --> 02:13:52,108
Do it again!
1806
02:13:57,614 --> 02:13:58,949
No!
1807
02:14:00,951 --> 02:14:06,039
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.
1808
02:14:07,290 --> 02:14:10,877
Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!
1809
02:14:10,961 --> 02:14:12,504
I love you.
1810
02:14:21,888 --> 02:14:26,268
Where am I? Where am I?
Am I dead? Am I dead?
1811
02:14:26,768 --> 02:14:31,022
We have been watching you
a long, long time.
1812
02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:37,445
You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,
1813
02:14:37,487 --> 02:14:42,576
with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,
1814
02:14:43,493 --> 02:14:46,079
a leader worthy of our secret.
1815
02:14:46,663 --> 02:14:51,293
The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.
1816
02:14:52,502 --> 02:14:54,713
Return now to Optimus.
1817
02:14:55,422 --> 02:14:57,757
Merge the Matrix with his spark.
1818
02:14:58,341 --> 02:15:02,887
It is, and always has been, your destiny.
1819
02:15:07,851 --> 02:15:08,977
Sam!
1820
02:15:15,442 --> 02:15:17,861
I love you. I love you.
1821
02:15:55,315 --> 02:15:58,693
Boy, you returned for me.
1822
02:15:59,986 --> 02:16:01,946
A living Prime.
1823
02:16:03,573 --> 02:16:05,742
I don't believe it!
1824
02:16:15,794 --> 02:16:18,254
My Matrix!
1825
02:16:23,593 --> 02:16:25,470
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
1826
02:16:26,388 --> 02:16:27,931
Get up, Prime!
1827
02:16:29,808 --> 02:16:31,184
Oh, no.
1828
02:16:31,559 --> 02:16:35,522
He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!
1829
02:16:36,022 --> 02:16:37,399
Optimus!
1830
02:16:39,609 --> 02:16:41,945
Fallen, my master.
1831
02:16:42,028 --> 02:16:46,491
My brothers could not stop me from this.
1832
02:16:47,409 --> 02:16:51,788
Yes, now I claim your sun.
1833
02:16:54,082 --> 02:16:57,210
- Move!
- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!
1834
02:16:57,293 --> 02:16:58,795
Engage! Engage!
1835
02:17:04,300 --> 02:17:07,220
In moments, we'll be at firing strength.
1836
02:17:22,819 --> 02:17:27,365
All my Decepticon life, I never did
a thing worth doing until now.
1837
02:17:27,907 --> 02:17:30,827
Optimus, take my parts
1838
02:17:30,910 --> 02:17:34,080
and you will have a power
you've never known.
1839
02:17:35,039 --> 02:17:37,083
Fulfil your destiny.
1840
02:17:43,381 --> 02:17:45,216
Jolt! Electrify!
1841
02:17:45,675 --> 02:17:47,635
Transplant those afterburners.
1842
02:18:05,945 --> 02:18:07,572
Let's roll.
1843
02:18:10,033 --> 02:18:12,118
Fire mission on the pyramids.
1844
02:18:24,005 --> 02:18:27,425
This planet will be dark forever.
1845
02:18:49,656 --> 02:18:52,075
Die, like your brothers!
1846
02:18:52,742 --> 02:18:54,953
They were your brothers, too.
1847
02:19:23,815 --> 02:19:25,692
Starscream!
1848
02:19:38,705 --> 02:19:40,874
You picked the wrong planet.
1849
02:19:43,835 --> 02:19:45,753
Give me your face.
1850
02:19:54,262 --> 02:19:55,930
I rise.
1851
02:19:56,472 --> 02:19:58,057
You fall.
1852
02:20:00,852 --> 02:20:03,313
No, no.
1853
02:20:05,356 --> 02:20:07,817
Not to call you a coward, Master,
1854
02:20:07,859 --> 02:20:13,531
but sometimes cowards do survive.
1855
02:20:14,157 --> 02:20:16,117
This isn't over.
1856
02:20:43,811 --> 02:20:46,689
It took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.
1857
02:20:48,274 --> 02:20:49,859
You said it first.
1858
02:21:40,994 --> 02:21:43,621
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
1859
02:21:44,914 --> 02:21:46,249
Welcome.
1860
02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:48,751
Thank you for believing in me.
1861
02:21:53,589 --> 02:21:58,094
Our races united by
a history long forgotten
1862
02:21:58,177 --> 02:22:01,597
and a future we shall face together.
1863
02:22:02,140 --> 02:22:04,600
I am Optimus Prime,
1864
02:22:04,642 --> 02:22:09,689
and I send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,
1865
02:22:09,772 --> 02:22:13,651
for in those memories, we live on.
1866
02:22:36,466 --> 02:22:39,343
So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.
1867
02:22:39,844 --> 02:22:41,679
Yeah, I was kind of busy.
1868
02:22:44,474 --> 02:22:45,641
Okay.