1 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:01,187 Earth, birthplace of the human race, 2 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:05,483 a species much like our own, 3 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,987 capable of great compassion 4 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:13,116 and great violence. 5 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,838 For in our quest to protect the humans, 6 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,924 a deeper revelation dawns. 7 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:33,177 Our worlds have met before. 8 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,308 Newsflash from the BBC. 9 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:21,976 Breaking news out of Shanghai. 10 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:26,105 There's been a major toxic spill in the Shanghai factory district. 11 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,691 We're staying on top of this developing story for you. 12 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:32,236 We will bring you any new information as we get it. 13 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:39,243 NEST Seahawks approaching target. 14 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,580 Three minutes until evacuation is complete, sir. 15 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:46,751 Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed, one-mile radius. 16 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,836 All right, give NEST team the go. 17 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,713 Black Hawks, you're clear to land. 18 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:55,051 Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream. 19 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,599 Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whupping. 20 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,942 For the last two years, an advance team of new Autobots 21 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:14,278 has taken refuge here under my command. 22 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,239 Arcees, get ready to launch. 23 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,824 We're locked and loaded. 24 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:21,953 Together, we form an alliance with the humans, 25 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:25,248 a secret but brave squad of soldiers. 26 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,251 All right, listen up. China's cover story on this one is "toxic spill." 27 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,586 They had to evac the area for search and rescue. 28 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:33,131 This makes six enemy contacts in eight months. 29 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:36,426 We gotta make sure this one does not get out in the public eye, so keep it tight. 30 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:40,722 A classified strike team called NEST. 31 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:44,434 We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes 32 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:47,520 hiding in different countries around the globe. 33 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,938 Roll in Alpha through Echo now. 34 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,158 Move out! Let's go! 35 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:21,763 All right, Ironhide. We got echoes. They're close. 36 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:24,766 Steel stacks at 2 o'clock. 37 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:39,530 He's here. I smell him. 38 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:46,037 It's close. It's getting closer. 39 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,211 - Oh, no. - What have you got? 40 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,546 Thermal ripple. 41 00:04:57,757 --> 00:05:00,676 Right, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it. 42 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,398 Eagle niner! 43 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,192 I need an energy proton. 44 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,875 Panther 1, requesting fire mission now! 45 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,419 Gunships on station. Roll in hot! 46 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,255 Dog 1, now we are engaging. 47 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:47,807 We got a second Decepticon. 48 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,688 Arcee twins! Target coming your way! 49 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,152 I got him, I got him! 50 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:33,269 I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right. 51 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:35,521 - This is combat, man. - Total brain freeze, man. 52 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:36,647 What's wrong with you? 53 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:42,153 Bring in Sideswipe! 54 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,489 Clear a path! 55 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:02,673 Damn, I'm good! 56 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:15,519 Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now! 57 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,022 Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120. 58 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:22,318 Clear to drop in five, four, three, two, one. 59 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,668 Autobots, I'm in pursuit! 60 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:08,823 Pull over! 61 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,929 Punk-ass Decepticon! 62 00:08:31,971 --> 00:08:34,306 Any last words? 63 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:38,102 This is not your planet to rule! 64 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,521 The Fallen shall rise again. 65 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,691 That doesn't sound good. 66 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,901 Not today. 67 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:53,534 Come on, let's go! All hands on deck! 68 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,412 Frankie, Mojo, out! Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule. 69 00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:58,956 Slow down, Dad. Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me? 70 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,667 - Did you rent the room out? - No, I got other ideas for your room 71 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,919 and it rhymes with "home theatre." 72 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,803 Look what I found. It's your little baby booties. 73 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:17,308 - Ma. - My little baby-bootie boy. 74 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,143 - You can't go. - You see this, Dad? This is how 75 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,603 you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins 76 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,813 goes out into the cruel world to fend for himself, okay? 77 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,231 Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal. 78 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:25,483 College, bummer! 79 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:29,612 You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones. 80 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,655 You have to come home for Halloween. 81 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,990 Well, I can't come home for Halloween, Mom. 82 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:34,450 - Well, then we'll come to you. - You're not coming. 83 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:35,910 - No, we're not going anywhere. - We'll dress up. 84 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,161 We'll be in costumes. You'll never know it's us. 85 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:38,829 - You can't do that, Mom. - Would you let the kid breathe, 86 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,664 for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack. 87 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,291 There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip. 88 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,628 Come on, chop, chop! Let's go. March, young lady. 89 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,464 - Oh, Dad. - I love it when you call me "young lady," 90 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,591 - you dirty old man. - You ain't seen nothing yet. 91 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,718 - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! - What? 92 00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:55,179 I'm watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video. 93 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,597 It's just like a coach thing. 94 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,557 That was a really creepy move just now, Dad. 95 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:03,771 Look. You know, your mother and me are really proud of you. 96 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,315 You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college. 97 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:10,027 Now I'm crying again! This sucks! 98 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:11,904 You're gonna be okay, Ma. 99 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,447 You know, it's just going to be, 100 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:19,328 you know, hard for her to accept that her boy's all grown up, you know, 101 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:22,373 going out to handle the world on his own. 102 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,708 - You okay, Pop? - Yeah. 103 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,336 Mojo, no dominating Frankie! 104 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:30,714 Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts! 105 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,883 You'll see a lot of that in college, too. 106 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:36,095 - What are you talking about, Dad? - There's gonna be a lot of women there. 107 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,847 Yeah, well, I'm a one-woman kind of guy. 108 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,265 Look, Mikaela's the greatest, 109 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,976 but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay? 110 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,311 You're no different than any other couple your age. 111 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,564 Except we discovered an alien race together. 112 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,065 How long you gonna be riding that scooter? 113 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:02,079 Dad, listen, I know what the odds are. We're the exception, okay? 114 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:05,040 Wait a second. Who could that be? 115 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,917 In two weeks, it could be Muffy. 116 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,252 Hey, beautiful. 117 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,588 - I'm breaking up with you, Sam. - Really? 118 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,089 You sure? I'm not hearing a lot of conviction. 119 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:15,759 Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason for me to come say good-bye to you. 120 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,095 Wow, you almost sounded serious that time. 121 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,016 Guess what? I made you a long-distance relationship kit. 122 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,518 Yeah, I got you a webcam, so we can chat 24/7. 123 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:25,769 All Witwicky, all the time. 124 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,855 And I got you a couple souvenirs from the event 125 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,231 that cannot be mentioned on cell phones. 126 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,776 - Some mixes and candles and stuff. - Sounds cute. I can't wait. 127 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,196 Hey! You want the infamous D-Day shirt? 128 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,448 You kept your nasty, shredded clothes? 129 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,074 Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela. 130 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,160 It's like my Super Bowl jersey. I bled in this thing. 131 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,913 - Wow. You're pretty confident, huh? - No, it's not that. 132 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,373 It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high. 133 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,710 You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you? 134 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,337 You really should come with me. 135 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,172 They got cheap apartments near campus. 136 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,800 Well, that's not gonna happen until I get my man-child father, 137 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,553 fresh out of prison, back on his feet. 138 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,972 I heard that. Where'd you put the clutch covers? 139 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,057 Next to the Camshafts. 140 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,433 I love it when you say "camshafts." 141 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:05,517 Whisper it to me. 142 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,855 Camshafts. 143 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,024 Why can't I hate you? 144 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,944 It's my Witwicky charm. 145 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:16,737 Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second. 146 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,740 I guess we're not breaking up. I'll be over in 20. 147 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,494 Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt. 148 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,042 Sam? 149 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,176 There's a fire! 150 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,428 Dad, we got a fire! 151 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,490 Fire! 152 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,211 Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard? 153 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,838 Can you just stop? 154 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,590 Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit! 155 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,227 - Wow. - Do you know what? 156 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:31,562 - What? - I don't want to go anywhere with you. 157 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,813 I don't wanna go to France with you. 158 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,440 I don't wanna go around the corner with you. 159 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,816 - I'm going back inside. - All right, fine. 160 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:36,942 I'll call you from Paris. 161 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,873 What is all the racket? 162 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,207 - Whoa! - Sam? 163 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,376 Dad! 164 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,842 - What was that? - That's the whole kitchen! 165 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,431 - Bumblebee... Oh, my... - Bumblebee! 166 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,870 - 911. - Bumblebee! 167 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,873 - Get in the garage. Go! - What the freak just happened? 168 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,124 I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. 169 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,211 Just go in the garage quietly, please. 170 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,796 Holy Mother! 171 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,802 - Oh, my God! - Whatever. 172 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,054 Get in the garage now! 173 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,270 - Firemen! Fire fighters, over here! - Dogs out! Get the dogs out! 174 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:59,024 This is it! Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for? 175 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,698 My house is on fire! 176 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,204 - ...very important. - What happened? 177 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:17,000 Come here. Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver and put it in your purse. 178 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,293 - What's going on? - Just take it. 179 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,254 - Sam Witwicky? A word with you. - Yes, Mom. Yeah. 180 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,506 - Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot. - Hi. 181 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,008 - An old furnace, I think. - From a waffle iron. 182 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,637 When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage! 183 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,348 Judy... National security. 184 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:35,018 Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. 185 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,397 Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay? 186 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,525 Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! 187 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,069 And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it! 188 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:51,326 - Yeah, you know you're in trouble. - He still having voice problems? 189 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,787 He's playing it up. 190 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,999 Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay? 191 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,294 I'm so excited and I just can't hide it 192 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,504 Hey, I'm not taking you with me. 193 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,341 I'm gonna wait outside, okay? 194 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,219 I meant to tell you about this earlier. 195 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,722 It's just that, you know... Here's the thing. 196 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,057 Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars. 197 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,102 I know, and if it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee. 198 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,980 Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. 199 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,443 I mean, you're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this. 200 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,986 This is hard enough, man. Don't make it harder. 201 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,447 Can you just look at me, please? 202 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,910 Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done. 203 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,371 Okay? You did your job. Look, I'm safe now. 204 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,916 You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others. 205 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,336 I just want to be normal, Bee. That's why I'm going to college, 206 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,588 and I can't do that with you. 207 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,508 It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee. 208 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,386 Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee. 209 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,599 But you'll always be my first car. 210 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,144 Love you, Bee. 211 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,984 Wow! 212 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,279 Between State Farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of. 213 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:10,822 - You got dirt all over you. - Stop. Stop. 214 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,449 - What? - Stop, I'm okay. 215 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:13,867 Look. 216 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,246 So, you think you can make it through those East Coast winters without me? 217 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,540 You're the best thing to ever happen to me. 218 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,626 - And? - And I'll do anything for you. 219 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:24,586 And? 220 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,756 - I think Sam's about to say the L-word. - Let's go, kiddo! 221 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:28,882 Nice timing, Dad. 222 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,968 I adore you. 223 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,387 That's not the word that I want 224 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,930 - to hear right now. - What are you talking about? 225 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:35,973 It's the same word as the other word. 226 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,891 - It's not the same word. - Look, if I say the other word now 227 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,518 and you forced me to say it, it won't mean anything, plus 228 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,853 you haven't said it either. So, don't get mad at me for not saying it. 229 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,523 Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys always run when you say it first. 230 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:48,277 Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially girls like you, with options. 231 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:52,489 So, this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested? 232 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,159 - It can be. - I hate that it's working. 233 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,996 Can I have a kiss? 234 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,832 We're going to make it work, I promise. 235 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,994 Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her. 236 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,038 Retrieve it. 237 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,562 Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three. 238 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,565 Bad-ass ice-cream truck coming through. 239 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,484 - Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello! - No, I don't... 240 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,735 - Hold up. - Those are nice. 241 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,403 Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time. 242 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:17,199 Yes, sir. Yeah! Look here, it's my booty call right here! 243 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,119 - Time to get my sexy on with the green. - Green? No, green is mine! 244 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,579 I call green! 245 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,084 - I got the green. - That hurt, man. 246 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,294 It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking. 247 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,765 Present arms! 248 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,532 Director Galloway, what an honour. I'd love to show you around, 249 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,117 but you gotta be on the classified access list. 250 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,786 I am now. Presidential order, Major. 251 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,789 I got a message for your classified space buddies! 252 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,958 You guys made a mess of Shanghai. 253 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,339 All right, so this is where we communicate with the JCS 254 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,592 and this area serves as the Autobots' hangar. 255 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,972 Secure link to JCS is up, Major. 256 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,664 Secure line to the Pentagon is now open. 257 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,751 - General? - Will, I saw the Shanghai op. 258 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,336 - We had a rough day out there. - Yes, sir. 259 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,298 We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. 260 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,550 Now with your permission, I can't let you see him, 261 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,011 but I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots. 262 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,179 Proceed. 263 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,407 You gotta wonder, 264 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:25,869 if God made us in his image, who made him? 265 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,206 General, our alliance has countermanded 266 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,917 six Decepticon incursions this year, 267 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,586 each on a different continent. 268 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,631 They're clearly searching around the world for something, 269 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,051 but last night's encounter came with a warning. 270 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,845 "The Fallen shall rise again." 271 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,223 "The Fallen." Meaning what? 272 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,726 Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race 273 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,980 was contained within the AllSpark and lost with its destruction. 274 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,607 Excuse me! 275 00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:00,946 With this so-called AllSpark now destroyed, 276 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,574 why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would? 277 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,952 Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. 278 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,038 The President just appointed him liaison. 279 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,666 Well, I guess I didn't get that memo. 280 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,336 Forgive the interruption, General. 281 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,754 Excuse me. Coming through. 282 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,215 Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier. 283 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,552 After all the damage in Shanghai, 284 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:27,597 the President is hard-pressed to say the job's getting done. 285 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:33,895 Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act, 286 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:39,484 you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry. 287 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:43,530 We've witnessed your human capacity for war. 288 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:47,158 It would absolutely bring more harm than good. 289 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,120 But who are you to judge what's best for us? 290 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,289 With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side 291 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,915 in the field for two years. 292 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,294 We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together. 293 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,088 Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk. 294 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,798 Don't tempt me. 295 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,342 And the newest members of your team. 296 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,427 Easy. 297 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:06,761 I understand they arrived here 298 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,722 after you sent a message into space, 299 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,559 an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House. 300 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:16,396 Let me stop you right there, Mr Galloway. It was vetted right here. 301 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,400 And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team 302 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,403 has always been above reproach. 303 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,323 Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President 304 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:31,912 that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. 305 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:35,123 Now, what do we know so far? 306 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:41,671 We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, 307 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,342 is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyssal, 308 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,930 surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. 309 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:54,392 We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien AllSpark 310 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,394 is locked in an electromagnetic vault 311 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,814 here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world. 312 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,402 Decepticons, we have located the shard. 313 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:10,367 And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, 314 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,244 well, there's only one clear conclusion! 315 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,206 You! The Autobots! 316 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,292 They're here to hunt you! 317 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,379 What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? 318 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,340 "The Fallen shall rise again"? 319 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,592 It sounds to me like something's coming. 320 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:32,472 So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served 321 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,226 by denying you further asylum on our planet, 322 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:41,231 will you leave peacefully? 323 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:46,236 Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. 324 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:52,534 But before your President decides, please ask him this. 325 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:57,497 What if we leave and you're wrong? 326 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:07,048 That's a good question. 327 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,680 Oh, my gosh! Look at this place! 328 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,808 I feel smarter already. 329 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,771 - Ron, can you smell it? - Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year. 330 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:26,401 - Hey, cheapo! - Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff. 331 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:27,485 Just go ahead and check out your room. 332 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,611 Yeah, go. 333 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,204 - Hey. - Hey. 334 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:41,166 - You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo. - Hey. 335 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,795 So, I already set up the crib a bit. You want this side or that side? 336 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,340 - That side. - I already chose that side. 337 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,762 You know what this is? This is the awkward moment. 338 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,430 Yeah, see, you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy. 339 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,806 I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy. 340 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,433 Balanced, unmedicated, nothing under the crawl space. 341 00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,851 Good personal hygiene, won't stab me in my sleep. 342 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,977 No criminal record, won't steal anything. 343 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,645 - Including girlfriends. - Especially girlfriends. 344 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,981 - You got a girlfriend? - I do. You? 345 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,443 No, not a chance. You a techie? 346 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,737 Sweet! Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at? 347 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,946 Server's almost online, Leo. 348 00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,073 Network's up and running. 349 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,574 Beautiful, that's what I like to hear. 350 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,660 That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder, my IT gurus. 351 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,830 Welcome to my empire, bro, TheRealEffingDeal.com. 352 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,165 That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it. 353 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,667 - No, I haven't. - Well, that sucks. 354 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,211 - What is all this for? - See where I'm going, bro. 355 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:29,255 Look, call me gross, I want to be a baby billionaire. 356 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,841 Kitten calendars. That's where I started. Look at me now. 357 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,176 Got to have dreams, bro. 358 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,889 Leo! We got some brand-new Shanghai vid! 359 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,975 Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ! 360 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,436 - What's "FTJ"? - "Fuel the Jet." 361 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,854 Fuel the Jet, bro. 362 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,273 FTJ. FTJ, legit! 363 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,734 Did you see that? Did you see that? 364 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,320 Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets wrecked and China says "gas leak." 365 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,781 Don't believe the hype, bro. 366 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,825 Just like the alien robots in LA two years ago 367 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,493 that everyone covered up. 368 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,912 Yeah, I saw these robots, and they did this, like, firing thing 369 00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,248 and they came down and toasted this woman, and she was like... 370 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,333 - It looks fake to me. - Dude, it's not fake. 371 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,503 The Internet is pure truth. Video doesn't lie. 372 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,213 - It looks fake. - No, man, I've seen them. 373 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:13,508 - They're, like, these robots... - Look, look, it's fake. 374 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,051 Anybody could do it on any computer, okay? 375 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:17,220 And I wasn't there, 376 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,514 - so I can't comment or speculate. - No. 377 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,808 "Comment or speculate"? And we're supposed to cohabitate? 378 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:24,853 No, listen, okay? Don't be sucking the sack, bro! 379 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,604 - Which sack? - The ball sack. 380 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,231 Dude, what kind of tool are you? 381 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,359 Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, all right? 382 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,778 - It's aliens, man. - Okay, okay. 383 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,113 Follow me. 384 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:37,240 Uh-oh! Leo, bad news! 385 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,617 We just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR. 386 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,161 Fassbinder! 387 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,664 Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main competition on conspiracy stuff. 388 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,749 "Effing" was my F-ing idea and he stole it! 389 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,377 He's been linking to my site and thieving hits forever. 390 00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:51,796 By the way, I read your file. I'm poor, you're poor. 391 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,049 We're gonna fix that, all right? You work for me now. 392 00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:58,469 I work for you now? That's incredible. 393 00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:01,514 It's first day of college, I got a career in a dinky Internet firm 394 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:04,601 with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff. 395 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,686 Are you mocking my life's work, Samuel? 396 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,271 That's your one warning patrolling, dude. Don't make me 397 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,106 have Fassbinder hack your financial aid, 'cause I'll do it! 398 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:13,359 Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little intense in my room. Can I switch out? 399 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:18,281 Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading. Let's turn that frown upside down, okay? 400 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,449 - Oh, here we go. - We made it. Hi. 401 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,700 It's just like Hogwarts. 402 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:21,951 - Hi. - Is this co-ed? 403 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:23,328 This is a co-ed dorm. 404 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,913 - You guys want to meet my roommates? - Yeah. 405 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,247 Some real swell guys. 406 00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:27,665 - Here's Leo. - We're the Witwickys. 407 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,833 - I'm Leo. - I'm Judy. 408 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,752 Hey, you have a great son, you really do. 409 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,379 - Well, aren't you the sweetest thing? - Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma. 410 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,631 What is that in your hand, by the way? 411 00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:38,801 I got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys are having. 412 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,763 You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks. 413 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,431 - Mom? - Yeah, it's 100 % pure, 414 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,141 Hawaiian green for the environment. 415 00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,684 - How many of these have you eaten? - Drop it. 416 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,728 - What is this? - Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it. 417 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,146 - No, it's... - Please, give me... 418 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,357 Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want. 419 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,359 I'm going to freak out. Please do something right now, Dad. 420 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,652 Please do something right now. 421 00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,321 I can eat all the fricking brownies I want! 422 00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,447 Come on, let's go. 423 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:00,990 I'm sorry and you're welcome. 424 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,954 We call it the "Hot Freshman 55." 425 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,998 Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and stacked the dorm with pretty Betties. 426 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,459 Is... Is so nice... 427 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,922 Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming. She sees me, she sees me. 428 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,634 She's tied for number one on my to-do list. 429 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,386 Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me? 430 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:25,723 Pretty girls! Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm. 431 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,018 You should go make friends with him. He's Sam. 432 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:30,436 Glad she ain't my mama! 433 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,689 And he recently had his cherry popped! 434 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,109 He didn't know I was in the house! I heard it all! 435 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,860 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Here he is! 436 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,489 He would get in my closet and dress up as Boy Spice! 437 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:47,412 - Hey, and his car is a talking robot! - No, like the GPS. OnStar! 438 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,205 - OnStar. - Frisbee! 439 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:53,459 No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna let her run around the school? 440 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:01,301 - Give it! Mine, mine, mine! - Hey! Crazy! 441 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:03,553 - You want it? - I want it. 442 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:07,056 Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down. 443 00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,517 - You gotta control your mother. - I don't know who this woman is. 444 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:12,145 Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A. 445 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,064 All right, Grace Slick. We got some snacks in the car. Let's go. 446 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,067 - Did you get the booties? All right. - Yes, Dad, I got the booties! 447 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:19,902 I'm upside down! 448 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,478 Black Lion X-Ray, this is Black Lion Tango. 449 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:57,440 We have activation of motion sensors on the western perimeter fence. 450 00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,351 Breach at B-14. 451 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,649 Go, go, go, go! 452 00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:31,617 The shard's gone. 453 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,586 Contact! 454 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,005 Take it down! 455 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,215 - Which way? - Shoot left! 456 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,389 Knock it down! 457 00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:05,276 First frat party's the game changer. Boys, we're hunting in the wild now. 458 00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,028 So, get your game faces on. 459 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,238 I can't stay long. I have a webcam date with my girlfriend. 460 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,490 - That's so cool! - No, it's not. 461 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,539 While he's making out with his MacBook, 462 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,500 I'm gonna be getting my Spitzy freaky freak on. 463 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,752 - Let's roll. - She's hot. 464 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,712 Bro, we're hunting! 465 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,092 - See you, darling. - Bye, Dad. 466 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,261 Okay. 467 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:40,561 This is our first live chat date. I've never done it before. 468 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,939 I'm kind of nervous. 469 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,717 - Are you okay? - No. 470 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,471 I was getting a napkin for my drink. 471 00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:18,933 Thanks. Cheers. 472 00:34:18,975 --> 00:34:21,018 - It's Sam, right? - Yeah. 473 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,772 - I wanna dance. - What, like... Like dancing? 474 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,942 Like a pairing? Like a duo? Like a coupling? 475 00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:32,822 'Cause I'm in a permanently semi... I'm in a relationship, kind of... 476 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:37,243 - Relax. I just want to have some fun. - Wanna have some fun? 477 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:41,330 Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there and... 478 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,292 Oh, my... 479 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:48,004 So, how about tonight you pretend I'm your girlfriend 480 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,172 and I pretend that you're my boyfriend? 481 00:35:00,016 --> 00:35:03,436 Hey! Who drove the freaking yellow Camaro? 482 00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:06,856 There is a car on the lawn! 483 00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:11,902 What are you doing? 484 00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,487 Houston, we have a problem. 485 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,655 - What is it? - Freshman! 486 00:35:14,697 --> 00:35:16,198 - Yeah? - Is that your car in our bushes? 487 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:20,202 No, there's a friend of mine, he just went to get you a tighter shirt. 488 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,997 There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked. 489 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:24,707 Now how about I park my foot in your ass? 490 00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:26,417 - What size shoe do you wear? - Yeah? 491 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,502 - Hold on. - You wanna try? 492 00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:31,422 - I'll back it up right now. - Get him out of here. 493 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,216 You have a ride? Bro, why are you holding out on us? 494 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,426 I've only known you 17 hours. 495 00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:39,013 This is gonna really change our lives. You have no idea. 496 00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:43,309 - I love Camaros. - I can't do this right now, okay? 497 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,269 - Don't be a wimp. - Oh, God! 498 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:57,907 - My first car was my dad's '92 Z28. - Yeah? 499 00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:02,745 Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me. 500 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,165 We shouldn't stare... 501 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:09,752 I mean, share stories with each other at all. 502 00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:12,088 Come on, Sam. Just one ride. 503 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,715 Your cheatin' heart 504 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:19,929 Don't. Don't! 505 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,765 She's a super freak, super freak She's super freaky 506 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:26,018 - Is your radio broken? - No, my concentration is. 507 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,853 We're not cheating. 508 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,481 Not yet. 509 00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:35,820 Is something wrong here? 510 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,992 God! You okay? 511 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:44,161 Ow! 512 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,333 I really don't know what to tell you. This car has a lot of problems. A lot... 513 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,550 Oh, God! It's in my mouth! 514 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,010 Are you okay? I got Wetnaps. 515 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:02,471 I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on! 516 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:04,640 I... I'm so sorry! 517 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,476 What are you doing? 518 00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,491 You won't give me a day, huh? 519 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:26,370 - You won't give me one day in college? - I'm sorry, Sam, 520 00:37:26,454 --> 00:37:29,790 but the last fragment of the AllSpark was stolen. 521 00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:31,709 Like what? Like Decepticons stole it? 522 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,838 We placed it under human protection at your government's request, 523 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,674 but I'm here for your help, Sam, 524 00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:43,179 because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. 525 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,306 Perhaps they are right. 526 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:50,478 That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share. 527 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:53,230 - This isn't my war. - Not yet, 528 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,692 but I fear it soon will be. 529 00:37:56,776 --> 00:38:00,362 Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. 530 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:03,574 Whole generations lost. 531 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:10,498 I know, and I want to help you, I do, 532 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,667 but I am not some alien ambassador, you know? 533 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,544 I'm a normal kid with normal problems. 534 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,964 I am where I'm supposed to be. 535 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,344 I'm sorry. I... 536 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,096 I really am. 537 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,975 Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. 538 00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:33,604 You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me. 539 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:37,900 We do, more than you know. 540 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,309 Conn, Sonar. 541 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,187 Gained new contact, bearing 214, and possible hostile, 542 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,606 confirmed for Project Deep Six Drop Point. 543 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:20,401 - What do you got? - SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet, 544 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,652 diving fast. 545 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,950 Never seen anything dive that deep that fast. 546 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,579 - Man battle stations. - Chief of the watch, man battle stations! 547 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,497 Helm, left full rudder, all ahead two-thirds. 548 00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:36,292 - Left full rudder, two-thirds. - Dive, go deep. 549 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,733 The nets protecting NBE One are screaming, sir. 550 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:04,695 That is 9,300 fathoms down. And no confirmed DSRVs on site? 551 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,947 - None, sir. - Then, people, we've got a problem! 552 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:21,211 Need parts! Kill the little one! 553 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,846 The shard make Energon! 554 00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:47,029 Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts, and they're coming up fast! 555 00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:49,448 - Sound collision alarm. - Left hard rudder. 556 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,326 Five hundred feet. 557 00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,329 Angel Six, we got six hostiles coming up. 558 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:05,547 - Collision imminent port side. - One hundred feet. 559 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:06,632 Brace for impact. 560 00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:36,245 Starscream, I'm home. 561 00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:41,417 Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection. 562 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:45,671 You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet. 563 00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:50,592 Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it! 564 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:55,014 After all, in your absence, someone had to take command. 565 00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,352 - So disappointing. - Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile! 566 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:04,523 Even in death, there is no command but mine. 567 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,949 My master, I failed you on Earth. 568 00:42:13,991 --> 00:42:19,621 The AllSpark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish. 569 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:26,128 You have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. 570 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:29,840 Its power, its knowledge, can never be destroyed. 571 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:34,511 - It can only transform. - How is that possible? 572 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:38,182 It has been absorbed by the human child. 573 00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:43,312 The key to saving our race now lies within his mind. 574 00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:46,982 Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body! 575 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:50,569 And you will, my apprentice, in time. 576 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:55,949 For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet 577 00:42:55,991 --> 00:43:02,623 where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. 578 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:10,297 Only a Prime can defeat me, and now, only one remains. 579 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:14,009 Optimus! He protects the boy. 580 00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:17,346 Then the boy will lead us to him 581 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:22,935 - and revenge will be ours. - Yes. 582 00:43:23,936 --> 00:43:28,148 The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights. 583 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:33,237 Without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying. 584 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:43,038 Space. Time. Gravity. 585 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:50,087 - Thank you. - Finish that for me. 586 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,048 We're going on a journey together, you and I, today. 587 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:58,095 All you eager, nubile, young minds on the very cusp of adulthood. 588 00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:01,974 And I shall be your consort, your guide, 589 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:05,519 your chaperone, into the heart of darkness. 590 00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:10,899 Welcome to Astronomy 101. 591 00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,487 For what do we know about the stars? 592 00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:19,449 Virgo, the virgin. 593 00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:22,494 Orion, the great hunter. 594 00:44:22,578 --> 00:44:27,207 These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon. 595 00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:29,585 No, they are dynamos 596 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:34,298 filled with a throbbing, savage and pent-up energy! 597 00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:40,095 Behold the work of Albert Einstein, a professor once, like moi. 598 00:44:40,137 --> 00:44:41,638 - Energy equals mass... - What you doing? 599 00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:43,182 Put your hand down. Put your hand down. 600 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:45,684 Young man, there are no questions 601 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,728 until I've reached the climax of my lecture. 602 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,314 I just finished your book and there's only one problem. Einstein's wrong. 603 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,233 Energy does equal mass times the velocity 604 00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,401 of light squared in this dimension, 605 00:44:54,443 --> 00:44:57,446 but what about the other 17? Nobody ever talks about the other 17. 606 00:44:58,071 --> 00:44:59,740 Clear example. 607 00:45:03,452 --> 00:45:04,786 Break down the elemental components of Energon, 608 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,331 assume a constant decay rate and extrapolate for each of the... 609 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,832 Fourteen galactic convergences it took 610 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,544 the Sentinel Prime expedition to receive an... Echo on its signal, 611 00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:14,588 you wind up with a formula for inter-dimensional energy increase 612 00:45:14,630 --> 00:45:16,089 that mass and light alone can't possibly explain. 613 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,467 Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in the class who... 614 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:23,305 Young man, I will not be punk'd in front of the dean. 615 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,060 No, this is my universe here. 616 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:33,482 Do you understand? I am the alpha and the omega. 617 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:34,983 - Get out of my class! - Yes, sir. 618 00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:41,657 Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown? 619 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:56,713 Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi. Oh, you're such a good boy. 620 00:45:57,381 --> 00:45:59,591 What a good boy, you are. 621 00:46:04,096 --> 00:46:06,848 Hey, Bones. Are you hungry? 622 00:46:10,394 --> 00:46:12,437 Come on, check that out. 623 00:46:14,398 --> 00:46:16,108 There you go. 624 00:46:23,407 --> 00:46:25,492 - Yes, Samuel? - Hello? Mikaela? 625 00:46:25,534 --> 00:46:28,161 I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date. 626 00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:31,039 - Something just happened to me, okay? - What, you finally hit puberty? 627 00:46:31,081 --> 00:46:32,708 No, no, no. Stop laughing. This is serious. Okay. 628 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,543 Remember I was telling you about my great-great-grandfather, 629 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,378 Archibald Witwicky? Remember? 630 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,548 Watch it, watch it, watch... No! Okay, remember how I was telling you... 631 00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,967 Okay. Can you stop? Watch the foot! Watch your foot! 632 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,051 Mikaela, okay, 633 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:45,220 my great-great-grandfather went on this Arctic mission, right? 634 00:46:45,304 --> 00:46:46,888 And he saw Megatron. Megatron zapped him, 635 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:48,890 and he started seeing these crazy symbols. Okay. 636 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:50,392 Well, now I'm seeing them, too. Excuse me. 637 00:46:50,434 --> 00:46:52,894 I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. 638 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,396 I had a meltdown in the middle of my class. 639 00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,606 I am seeing symbols ever since I... 640 00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:01,862 - Since what? - Ever since I touched the Cube splinter. 641 00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:03,947 - Do you have it? - Yeah, I have it. 642 00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:07,909 - It's in the shop safe. It's fine. - Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? 643 00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:09,536 - Don't touch it. - I'm not gonna touch it. 644 00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,413 Sam, it's fine. It's locked away. 645 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,874 - No one knows where it is. - I do! 646 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,670 You're hot, but you ain't too bright. 647 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,841 There we go. Yeah, that'll work. 648 00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,135 Ow! 649 00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:27,262 Damn it! Son of a bitch! 650 00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:32,184 What are you looking at, slobber puss? 651 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:36,772 What the... This place is a freaking house of horrors! 652 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,735 Pain... It hurts... 653 00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,279 Hold on. 654 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,284 Right to five, then... 655 00:47:57,626 --> 00:48:00,796 Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do? 656 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,424 What are you doing here, you little freak? 657 00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:07,052 Ow! That's my eye, you crazy bitch! 658 00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:11,348 - You gonna talk now? - I seek knowledge from the Cube. 659 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,183 - The Fallen demands me! - What knowledge? 660 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,894 You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. 661 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,480 They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead without that shard! 662 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,691 Easy, warrior goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone! 663 00:48:21,775 --> 00:48:25,070 - And I'm your worst nightmare. - Hey, hey, hey! 664 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:26,571 - What the hell was that? - I'll tell you later, 665 00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:28,156 just not on an open phone line, okay? 666 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,324 I'm gonna get on a plane right now 667 00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:31,576 and I'll be there later this afternoon. Just be careful, Sam. 668 00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:42,587 And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today? 669 00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:44,381 Yeah, a live bomb! 670 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:45,715 - No. - Good. 671 00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:01,064 Major, incoming SOS from Autobots! 672 00:49:01,148 --> 00:49:04,943 Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity, eastern United States, sir! 673 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:08,029 - As in how many? - Unclear, sir. 674 00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,448 Well, get clear. 675 00:49:14,202 --> 00:49:17,038 The Autobots are on the move, splitting into two teams, sir. 676 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,206 They're not answering our calls 677 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:19,875 and they're heading to New York and Philadelphia. 678 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:23,128 All right, full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes! 679 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,213 Move it! 680 00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,425 Let's go! 681 00:49:33,722 --> 00:49:36,808 Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia. 682 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:41,021 Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special? 683 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,565 Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. 684 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,734 Basically, I've got, like, 18 inches of meat. 685 00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:48,403 Unless you're vegetarian. All right. It's cool. I am, too. 686 00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:51,740 - Sam home? - Sam? I think he died, 687 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,158 but why don't we check? 688 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,076 - Here we are. - Hey! 689 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,369 You ever have a song stuck in your head? It's like 690 00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,413 the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it 691 00:49:58,455 --> 00:50:02,167 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself? 692 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,377 Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, 693 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:05,795 - kitten calendar... - Dude, what the eff? 694 00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,964 I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 695 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:10,091 Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. 696 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:11,760 Now it's on the walls. Everything is good. 697 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,595 This is the part that... 698 00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:18,850 Okay, what were you saying? 699 00:50:18,934 --> 00:50:22,270 Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go. 700 00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,730 Get out. 701 00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:25,649 Wait, wait, wait! Can I just sit and watch? 702 00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:27,859 I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly. 703 00:50:27,943 --> 00:50:30,862 Sam, I knew there was something special about you. 704 00:50:30,946 --> 00:50:32,239 Really? 705 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,909 And I know you know what happens 706 00:50:35,951 --> 00:50:38,912 when two people in the know get together. 707 00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:42,249 They're genuinely amazing in bed. 708 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,544 Thank you. 709 00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,380 All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries. 710 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:53,510 - Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish. - We have needs, Sam. Relax. 711 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:54,803 Jeez! 712 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,808 What about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it? 713 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,938 - You are very aggressive. - Just relax. 714 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,357 You want some turkey meatloaf? 715 00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:13,655 Sam? 716 00:51:15,991 --> 00:51:18,535 - Mikaela! - Is that your girlfriend? 717 00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:20,579 - Mmm-hmm. - Ex. 718 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,999 Mikaela! Wait! 719 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,168 I can explain... 720 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,189 Sam, your bed buddy, Alice... 721 00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,358 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 722 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,251 All right, come on. 723 00:52:08,335 --> 00:52:09,878 - She's coming! - She's an alien robot! You gotta move. 724 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:11,296 - Is this real? - Just run! 725 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,555 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe I almost had sex with her in my dream! 726 00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:22,349 I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam! 727 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:23,808 - Look, it's not my fault, okay? - It's not your fault? 728 00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,310 Listen! Listen, I'm a victim! 729 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,728 - You were a victim? Of what? - Yeah. 730 00:52:26,770 --> 00:52:28,647 - Of what, a little 80-pound girl? - Of... Of molestation. 731 00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:30,398 It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox! 732 00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:31,858 You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth! 733 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,068 - I didn't! LOOK! - You did! 734 00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:35,695 You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? 735 00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:38,907 It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel! 736 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,327 - Like a diesel-y tinge to it! - You're such a little girl! 737 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,287 We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence right now. 738 00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:45,580 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. 739 00:52:45,664 --> 00:52:47,540 You can't give me the silent treatment! You know what? 740 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:50,126 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. You have three seconds left. 741 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,503 You know what? You can give me the silent treatment 742 00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,338 all you want, but you can't keep me from talking. 743 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,173 - What were you gonna say? - I hope you had a lot of fun, 744 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,133 because this, this is over. 745 00:52:57,217 --> 00:52:59,636 She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe? 746 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,971 She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies 747 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:04,933 are gestating and hatching inside of you. They're growing right now, probably! 748 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:07,769 You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now! 749 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:08,978 Who are you? 750 00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:12,190 I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? I'm the key to this. 751 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,858 The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site. 752 00:53:19,948 --> 00:53:21,116 Whoa, guys, right there! 753 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,496 Run! 754 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,626 Mikaela! 755 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:51,354 Come on! We gotta move! 756 00:53:51,855 --> 00:53:53,606 It's a bomb! 757 00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:04,159 You've got to get that box! 758 00:54:07,704 --> 00:54:08,872 This way. 759 00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:10,832 What? Hey! Let me out, let me out! 760 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,753 Oh, my God, you know how to hot-wire a car? That's so hot! 761 00:54:14,836 --> 00:54:17,005 Drive, drive, drive! She's right there! She's right there! 762 00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:19,883 Come on, come on, come on. 763 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:22,635 Go! Go! Go! Back up the car! 764 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,054 Now! 765 00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:28,016 Tongue! 766 00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:34,272 Oh, my God! 767 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:43,281 Kiss this, bitch! 768 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,538 Drive, drive, drive. 769 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,542 Okay, so what else don't I know, all right? 770 00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:56,336 Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details. 771 00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,299 That thing you saw back there, that was the little baby... 772 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:09,808 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Sam! 773 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,270 Sam! 774 00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:19,984 - Sam! - Hold on! 775 00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:21,361 - Pull me up! - Hold on! 776 00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:25,573 Sam, get back in! 777 00:55:27,242 --> 00:55:30,411 I don't want to die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God! 778 00:55:55,812 --> 00:55:57,605 Jesus! Jesus! 779 00:56:05,572 --> 00:56:07,365 Come here, boy. 780 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:09,951 Closer. 781 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,870 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 782 00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:14,372 You remember me, don%you? 783 00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,916 I did what you said, okay? Just don't hurt us. 784 00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,042 Shut up! 785 00:56:19,252 --> 00:56:20,461 Sam! 786 00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:30,471 Yeah! Yes, yes. 787 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:34,100 It feels good to grab your flesh! 788 00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:40,148 I am going to kill you slowly, painfully, 789 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:44,819 but first, we have some delicate work to do. 790 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,992 How I could snap your limbs off! 791 00:56:51,034 --> 00:56:54,787 Doctor, examine this alien specimen. 792 00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:58,750 I'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face. 793 00:57:01,628 --> 00:57:06,549 I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information! 794 00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:09,928 Yeah! 795 00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:19,854 Beseeching my shard! 796 00:57:19,896 --> 00:57:21,731 Easy or tough way? 797 00:57:44,337 --> 00:57:45,380 There they are. 798 00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:46,506 That's what I'm seeing in my head. 799 00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:50,426 These symbols can lead us to the Energon source. 800 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:54,639 We must have the brain on the table! 801 00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:57,266 - Chop, chop! - Brain? 802 00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,601 What does he mean by my brain? 803 00:57:58,685 --> 00:58:01,646 Well, you have something on your mind, something I need. 804 00:58:01,729 --> 00:58:03,690 Hold on. I know you're pissed. I know you're pissed 805 00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:05,692 because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. 806 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,193 If somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset, too. 807 00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:09,862 I think that we have an opportunity here 808 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:13,074 to start anew and develop our relationship 809 00:58:13,116 --> 00:58:15,410 and see where it leads us, okay? 810 00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:18,663 So, you just call Doctor Inspector off and let's just talk for five seconds! 811 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:19,914 Wait, wait, wait! 812 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,923 - Come on! Go, go! - Sam! 813 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,885 Go, go, go! 814 00:58:59,037 --> 00:59:00,246 Sam! 815 00:59:07,879 --> 00:59:09,130 Run! 816 00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:17,638 Go, go: go' 817 00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:19,974 Here he comes! 818 00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:28,191 Hide, Sam! 819 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:40,328 Weak! 820 00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:45,583 Puny! Waste of metal! 821 00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:51,005 Junkyard crap! 822 00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:54,300 Decepticons! 823 01:00:03,935 --> 01:00:05,895 Come here, boy. 824 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:39,220 There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. 825 01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:41,347 The boy could lead us to it. 826 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:47,228 Optimus! 827 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:05,788 Is the future of our race not worth a single human life? 828 01:01:05,872 --> 01:01:09,625 - Up! Get up! - You'll never stop at one! 829 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,045 I'll take you all on! 830 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,919 Piece of tin! 831 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,589 Sam! Where are you? 832 01:01:59,342 --> 01:02:00,468 No! 833 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:03,721 You're so weak! 834 01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:32,166 The last Prime is dead! 835 01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:45,304 Sam, run. Run. 836 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,275 Autobots, attack! 837 01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:04,323 Bumblebee, get them out of here! 838 01:03:17,545 --> 01:03:19,046 This is Lennox. 839 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,476 That went well. 840 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,104 We've lost the boy, Master. 841 01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:37,690 The Autobots must be shielding their signals. 842 01:03:37,732 --> 01:03:42,028 I can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect? 843 01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:46,532 - One insect among seven billion! - Shut up! 844 01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:50,161 He could be anywhere. 845 01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:53,706 Then we will force them to find him for us! 846 01:03:54,332 --> 01:03:57,418 It's time for the world to know of our presence. 847 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,629 No more disguises. No mercy! 848 01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:04,633 The time has come for my master's arrival. 849 01:04:08,763 --> 01:04:13,934 Decepticons, mobilise. It is time. 850 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,788 Speaking French is so exciting! 851 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,623 Oh, God, who is this? 852 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,294 Hello? I mean, bonsoir! 853 01:04:41,796 --> 01:04:44,965 - What? Who is this? - Where is the boy? 854 01:04:45,341 --> 01:04:49,970 For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing. 855 01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:31,220 Jeez! 856 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,848 You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you. 857 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,182 Would you get out of here? 858 01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,518 I didn't come all the way across the ocean to eat a plate of snails. 859 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,853 I want to try new things. 860 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,355 Looks like Canadian goose poop. 861 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:44,024 It's nasty. 862 01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:59,683 Revenge is mine. 863 01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,786 Yeah! 864 01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:23,040 ...definitely not a plane... 865 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,167 Look, carriers don't just sink. 866 01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:28,379 ...a horrible accident or a terrorist attack or worse. .. 867 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,714 Negative. NORAD confirmed, 868 01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:35,094 projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots. 869 01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:52,903 Citizens of the human hive, 870 01:07:52,987 --> 01:07:56,365 your leaders have withheld the truth. 871 01:07:56,699 --> 01:07:59,994 You are not alone in this universe. 872 01:08:00,703 --> 01:08:03,789 We have lived among you, hidden, 873 01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,501 but no more. 874 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:12,506 As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will, 875 01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:17,636 unless you turn over this boy. 876 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:29,023 If you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it. 877 01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:31,191 What we're hearing from the German government 878 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:34,361 is that the world broadcast was a satellite hacking. 879 01:08:34,403 --> 01:08:36,655 The military has just told us they have assumed 880 01:08:36,697 --> 01:08:37,990 Condition Delta, 881 01:08:38,032 --> 01:08:40,618 which is the highest level we have been at since 9/11. 882 01:08:40,701 --> 01:08:42,661 President Obama is being flown to a bunker 883 01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:44,371 somewhere in the middle of the United States 884 01:08:44,455 --> 01:08:48,917 in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe. 885 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:54,381 The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost. 886 01:08:54,465 --> 01:08:57,676 Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000, 887 01:08:57,718 --> 01:08:59,428 but that number could climb. 888 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,554 It's still too early to tell. 889 01:09:00,638 --> 01:09:02,973 What we need to ask now is, "Who and why?" 890 01:09:03,057 --> 01:09:06,060 The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky. 891 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,896 We believe they have information about the attacks. 892 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:11,273 The FBI, CIA and Interpol 893 01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:14,735 are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcement. 894 01:09:14,777 --> 01:09:16,737 You need to listen to this, man. You gotta check this out. 895 01:09:16,779 --> 01:09:18,489 They have a traffic-camera spotting... 896 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:19,615 They have a picture of me, man. 897 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:23,118 We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now! 898 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,411 I just need you to focus 899 01:09:24,495 --> 01:09:25,496 - for one minute, man. - Just stop. 900 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:27,206 This thing has blown up to a whole other level, all right? 901 01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,916 You know what? Give me this thing. They can track us. 902 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:30,918 - Do you see this? - What? 903 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,673 They can track us? Like, satellite track us? 904 01:09:35,798 --> 01:09:37,758 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay, I'm not even with you guys! 905 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,135 Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping... 906 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,512 - Enough is... - Yo, Leo! 907 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,972 This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear. 908 01:09:44,056 --> 01:09:46,433 - That's 'cause you is a wuss. - You guys forced me into that car, right? 909 01:09:46,517 --> 01:09:47,518 I think he's scared. 910 01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:50,104 Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco? 911 01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,563 Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk 912 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:53,190 and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean? 913 01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:56,151 - Not in my trunk. - Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you. 914 01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,445 Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! 915 01:09:58,529 --> 01:10:00,739 No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? 916 01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:02,324 I've had a hell of a day! 917 01:10:03,409 --> 01:10:05,786 Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? 918 01:10:05,828 --> 01:10:06,995 Go whine to your boyfriend! 919 01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:09,373 Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man. Look, I'm just going to go 920 01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:10,541 to the authorities and tell them the truth. 921 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:11,625 Like, I had nothing to do with this. 922 01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:13,085 - So, I'm not an accomplice. - Hey, you wanted this, right? 923 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:14,628 You wanted the real deal? Well, that's what this is. 924 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,046 Wake up! You're in the middle of it! 925 01:10:16,130 --> 01:10:18,465 You want to run? Go ahead! No one's stopping you. 926 01:10:19,425 --> 01:10:21,051 Stop complaining. 927 01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:58,839 What is the meaning of this? 928 01:10:59,131 --> 01:11:01,049 You dare point a gun at me? 929 01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:04,887 You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart! 930 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,308 Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons! 931 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:10,851 - Tell them to lower their weapons! - Tell them first. 932 01:11:10,893 --> 01:11:11,977 Tell them to lower their weapons. 933 01:11:12,019 --> 01:11:14,021 Major, there's nothing I can do. Talk to him. 934 01:11:14,104 --> 01:11:16,023 Your NEST team is deactivated, Major. 935 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:19,026 You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations 936 01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:21,487 and return to Diego Garcia pending further orders. 937 01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:23,906 No, we take our orders directly from Chairman Morshower, sir. 938 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:25,783 Well, I'll see your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 939 01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,368 and I will raise you a President of the United States. 940 01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:29,912 I have operational command now. 941 01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:32,206 An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores 942 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,916 for which our soldiers are paying the price. 943 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,043 The secret is out! 944 01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:39,588 This is our war now and we will win it as we always have, 945 01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:41,590 with a coordinated military strategy. 946 01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:44,676 This fool is terribly misinformed. 947 01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,094 You're gonna need every asset that you've got. 948 01:11:46,178 --> 01:11:47,888 What we need is to draw up battle plans 949 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,140 while we explore every possible diplomatic solution. 950 01:11:50,224 --> 01:11:51,725 Like what, handing over the kid? 951 01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:54,895 All options are being considered. 952 01:11:55,521 --> 01:11:59,441 Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start. 953 01:11:59,525 --> 01:12:02,611 - There is no negotiating with them. - I'm ordering you to stand down. 954 01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:06,782 You won't be needing this any more. Get your assets back to base! 955 01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:10,077 And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. 956 01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,621 Let's go! 957 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:17,793 I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole. 958 01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:20,420 Autobots, report to hangar for transport. 959 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:25,717 - Ironhide, we should leave this planet. - That's not what Optimus would want. 960 01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:46,989 There's nothing that you could have done. 961 01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:53,704 - You okay? - Yeah. 962 01:12:56,874 --> 01:12:59,710 Bee, if you hate me, I understand. 963 01:13:07,634 --> 01:13:10,679 I messed up. I'm sorry. 964 01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:16,643 Young fella, you are the person I care about most in my life. 965 01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:19,771 If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. 966 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,736 He's dead because of me. He came here to protect me and he's dead. 967 01:13:26,153 --> 01:13:28,947 There's some things you just can't change. 968 01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:33,160 So, his sacrifice for us would not have been in vain. Hallelujah! 969 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,788 I'm gonna make it right. I'm going to turn myself in. 970 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,999 We... We've got to stick together. 971 01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:47,341 - You're not going to do that. - Yes, I am. 972 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:55,182 Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day! 973 01:13:57,809 --> 01:14:00,020 - You two... - Huh? 974 01:14:00,062 --> 01:14:01,188 Hey, you know the glyphs? 975 01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,732 These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head? 976 01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:08,528 That's old school, yo. That's, like... That's Cybertronian. 977 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:10,197 That's some serious stuff, right there. 978 01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:13,283 They gotta mean something, like a message or like a map. 979 01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:14,785 Like a map to an Energon source! 980 01:14:14,868 --> 01:14:18,163 - Can you read this? - Read? 981 01:14:18,205 --> 01:14:20,540 No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much. 982 01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,626 If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can. 983 01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:24,378 Look who came sashaying back! 984 01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:26,046 Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him. 985 01:14:26,088 --> 01:14:27,923 I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right? 986 01:14:28,006 --> 01:14:29,174 That's 'cause you're a pussy. 987 01:14:29,216 --> 01:14:31,093 I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through. 988 01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:32,803 I heard you have a problem. 989 01:14:32,886 --> 01:14:35,889 - I think I know someone who can help. - Who? 990 01:14:35,973 --> 01:14:37,140 Robo-Warrior. 991 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:41,937 This guy, Robo-Warrior, 992 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,398 everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. 993 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,899 One time we revenge-hacked his site 994 01:14:45,941 --> 01:14:50,362 and maybe I saw some of your alien drawings or whatever. 995 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,751 This is it. Yep. 996 01:15:04,835 --> 01:15:06,003 Deli. Good front! 997 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,922 All right, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go. All right? 998 01:15:09,423 --> 01:15:12,092 Number 42, we got your kishka, knish, 999 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:15,303 kasha-varnishka and kreplach combo right here. 1000 01:15:15,387 --> 01:15:16,763 Cash only. Who's next? 1001 01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:20,100 I told you to cure the lox in the brine and then smoke it. 1002 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:21,768 Ma, you want me to cut my hand off, or what? 1003 01:15:21,852 --> 01:15:23,395 You... You ruined a beautiful piece of fish, you retard! 1004 01:15:23,437 --> 01:15:24,771 I'm like a ninja with a blade. It's an art form. 1005 01:15:24,855 --> 01:15:26,106 Give me your money. Get out of here! 1006 01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:30,068 Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh? Take a number, young man. 1007 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:32,070 Robo-Warrior. 1008 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,949 - Know him? - I never heard of him. 1009 01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:38,410 You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com? 1010 01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:40,996 You must be talking about that amateur-hour blog operation 1011 01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:44,207 - with Game Boy-level security. - Robo-Warrior. 1012 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,170 It's him! It's him! That's the guy right there! That's him! 1013 01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:50,672 No. 1014 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:53,592 - You got to be kidding me. - All right, meat store's closed! 1015 01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:56,011 - Everybody out! Out, right now! - When he says to go, 1016 01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,679 - you go. - That means you, lady, right now. 1017 01:15:57,763 --> 01:15:59,931 - Wait a minute. You know this guy? - We're old friends. 1018 01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:03,477 Old friends? You're the case that shut down Sector Seven, 1019 01:16:03,518 --> 01:16:04,853 got the kibosh, disbanded. 1020 01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:08,190 No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. 1021 01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:11,234 All 'cause of you and your little criminal girlfriend. 1022 01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:15,655 - Look at her now, so mature. - Moron! Where's the whitefish? 1023 01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,574 Hey! Don't touch me with the pig. 1024 01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:19,242 - Yakov! - What? 1025 01:16:19,326 --> 01:16:21,369 You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around! 1026 01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:23,288 You want those new teeth you saw on SkyMall? 1027 01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:25,540 - It's my dream. - Help her out. 1028 01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,209 You live with your mama? 1029 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,668 No, my mama lives with me. It's a big difference. 1030 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:30,587 They got your face all over the news, alien boy. 1031 01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:33,048 - Yeah, I know. - And NBE One's still kicking, huh? 1032 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,342 How did that happen? Don't answer. 1033 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:37,844 I don't know what you're hiding, but I don't want anything to do with it. 1034 01:16:37,886 --> 01:16:40,597 So, good-bye. You never saw me. I got bagels to schmear. Vanish. 1035 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,183 Can you give me five seconds? Look, hold on, I need your help. 1036 01:16:43,225 --> 01:16:45,852 Really? You need my help? 1037 01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:48,522 I need... Look, I am slowly losing my mind. 1038 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:50,232 Okay, I had a little crab-bot, 1039 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,442 plunged a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain 1040 01:16:52,526 --> 01:16:55,362 and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! 1041 01:16:55,445 --> 01:16:58,198 And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough? 1042 01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,492 You said it projected images off your brain? 1043 01:17:00,534 --> 01:17:03,120 - Right. - Meat locker, now! 1044 01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,122 - Dead pigs. - Yuck. 1045 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:07,374 What you're about to see is top secret. 1046 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:10,168 Do not tell my mother. 1047 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,296 - Swine flu. Not good. - Now you know. 1048 01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:16,341 Next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it. 1049 01:17:16,383 --> 01:17:17,384 Sad little story. 1050 01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,052 An entire city flat. How do you explain that? 1051 01:17:19,136 --> 01:17:20,262 Are you saying you believe in aliens now? 1052 01:17:20,345 --> 01:17:23,515 Okay, files, files. We're talking about symbols. 1053 01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:26,643 Hey, still radioactive. Hands off. 1054 01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,354 Okay, Cube-brain. 1055 01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,232 Any of these look like the symbols you saw? 1056 01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:33,650 Where'd you get these? 1057 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:37,404 Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel, 1058 01:17:37,445 --> 01:17:42,868 over 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact. 1059 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:46,872 The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. 1060 01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:48,415 How do I know? 1061 01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,418 Archaeologists found these unexplained markings 1062 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,712 in ancient ruins all over the world. 1063 01:17:54,129 --> 01:17:56,214 China. Egypt. Greece. 1064 01:17:57,174 --> 01:17:58,758 Shot in 1932. 1065 01:17:58,842 --> 01:18:00,719 These the symbols you're seeing in your head? 1066 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,388 - Yeah. - Same ones over here, right? 1067 01:18:03,430 --> 01:18:08,226 So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things? 1068 01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:12,272 Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. 1069 01:18:12,314 --> 01:18:15,275 Check this out. Project Black Knife. 1070 01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:20,238 Robots in disguise, hiding here all along. 1071 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,617 We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. 1072 01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:27,204 I pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate it, 1073 01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:30,790 but they said the readings were infinitesimal, 1074 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:33,335 that I was obsessed. 1075 01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,212 Me. Can you imagine that? 1076 01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:38,423 Yeah. Megatron said that there was another Energon source here. 1077 01:18:38,465 --> 01:18:40,342 - On Earth. Another source? - On Earth. 1078 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:43,303 Okay? And that these symbols, maps in my head, would lead him there. 1079 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,138 You talk to your Autobot friends about this? 1080 01:18:45,222 --> 01:18:46,556 No, no, no, the source is before them. 1081 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,475 Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. 1082 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:49,643 It's before them. 1083 01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:51,686 - So, it comes before them. - Correct. 1084 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:55,148 Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon. 1085 01:18:55,482 --> 01:18:57,317 I mean, I'm not on speaking terms with them. 1086 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,110 Actually, I am. 1087 01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:05,158 Let me out! 1088 01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:07,494 - This is going to be a little bit sad. - Open it. 1089 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,331 I will have so many Decepticons on your butt! 1090 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,916 Hey, behave! 1091 01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:14,834 - What is it, a Decepticon? - Yeah. 1092 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,670 - And you're training him? - I'm trying to. 1093 01:19:17,337 --> 01:19:20,257 I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, 1094 01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:23,677 and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua. 1095 01:19:24,261 --> 01:19:26,721 Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head? 1096 01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:30,016 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye, you know, 1097 01:19:30,058 --> 01:19:33,186 but, if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna torch your other eye. 1098 01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:34,688 Okay? I'm not gonna torch it. 1099 01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:38,191 Just tell me what these symbols are, please. 1100 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,361 All right. 1101 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,698 I know that. That's the language of the Primes. 1102 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:48,326 I don't read it, but these guys... 1103 01:19:48,368 --> 01:19:50,870 Where the frick did you find photos of these guys? 1104 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:54,749 - Is this they? - Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. 1105 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:58,420 They've been here thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what. 1106 01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:02,048 Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll translate those symbols for you. 1107 01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:04,426 - And I know where to find them. - Show us. 1108 01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:05,844 Yeah. 1109 01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,558 The closest one's in Washington. 1110 01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:18,898 Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. 1111 01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,609 All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut. 1112 01:20:23,570 --> 01:20:25,655 - Hold those. - What is that? 1113 01:20:27,198 --> 01:20:29,326 What? I wear them when I'm in a funk. 1114 01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:33,246 So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing. Okay. 1115 01:20:33,330 --> 01:20:35,749 Watches synchronised, sharp mind and empty bladder. 1116 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,793 You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. 1117 01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:40,628 Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. 1118 01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:43,048 It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. 1119 01:20:43,089 --> 01:20:44,799 Tricks the polygraph every time. 1120 01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,426 Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road. 1121 01:20:47,594 --> 01:20:49,220 No, listen, I can't do this. 1122 01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:51,222 I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this. 1123 01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:53,850 - Guards have guns. I don't want to die. - Kid, kid, kid. 1124 01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:56,853 You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. 1125 01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,481 Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter. 1126 01:21:00,607 --> 01:21:01,816 The museum is now closing. 1127 01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:04,819 Yo, baba! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper! 1128 01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:06,237 You got any out here? Please tell me you do. 1129 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:09,282 Sir! I suggest you get in there. The museum is closed! 1130 01:21:09,366 --> 01:21:11,785 Listen, man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important. 1131 01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:13,787 All right? Thumper dumper. I got to go. All right. 1132 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:16,790 Sir, you are a grown, naked man around children. 1133 01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:19,793 - Pull your pants up and exit the building. - I'm not going anywhere. 1134 01:21:24,339 --> 01:21:27,175 - You got that paper, right, sir? - You should be embarrassed. 1135 01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:29,386 This is a family museum, sir. 1136 01:21:47,362 --> 01:21:48,905 What is going on here? 1137 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:53,493 How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids? 1138 01:21:53,535 --> 01:21:55,745 You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur. 1139 01:21:59,666 --> 01:22:01,835 We just downed five guards. Five guards. 1140 01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:03,670 - Get your stuff and get out of here. - Give me a second here. 1141 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,380 I got to get the tracker, all right. 1142 01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:07,882 - Be good. - I'm claustrophobic. 1143 01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:28,111 Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going. 1144 01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:35,034 - He knows something. - What? 1145 01:22:35,076 --> 01:22:36,119 He knows something. 1146 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:43,126 You got what I got? 1147 01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:44,836 - Yeah. - Blackbird. 1148 01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:49,424 There he is. 1149 01:22:49,507 --> 01:22:53,178 This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! 1150 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:57,432 Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. 1151 01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:06,566 Shit. It's a Decepticon! 1152 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:09,027 - Decepticon? - Decepticon? 1153 01:23:09,319 --> 01:23:11,154 Behind the MiG now! 1154 01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:26,461 What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? 1155 01:23:27,587 --> 01:23:29,839 Answer me, pawns and knaves! 1156 01:23:29,923 --> 01:23:33,259 Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath! 1157 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,388 You little spinal-cord-based organisms! 1158 01:23:38,515 --> 01:23:39,766 Bugger it! 1159 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:44,771 Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! 1160 01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:47,273 Prepare for remote systems override! 1161 01:23:47,315 --> 01:23:49,901 - I tell you, this guy did not age well. - I don't think he's gonna hurt us. 1162 01:23:49,943 --> 01:23:52,278 I command these doors to open. 1163 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,282 Fire! I said, fire! 1164 01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:58,493 Bollocks! 1165 01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:02,163 - Damn these worthless parts. - Wait a second! 1166 01:24:02,247 --> 01:24:05,583 Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! 1167 01:24:06,501 --> 01:24:09,837 The museum is going to be very angry. Very angry. 1168 01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:11,589 We gotta catch that plane. 1169 01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:18,972 - Right. I'm on a mission. - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1170 01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:20,848 - What do you want? - Look, we just want to talk! 1171 01:24:20,932 --> 01:24:22,725 I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. 1172 01:24:22,809 --> 01:24:26,020 I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on? 1173 01:24:26,104 --> 01:24:27,480 - Earth. - Earth? 1174 01:24:27,564 --> 01:24:32,652 Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt." 1175 01:24:32,694 --> 01:24:36,155 Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? 1176 01:24:36,197 --> 01:24:37,657 - Who's winning? - The Decepticons. 1177 01:24:38,992 --> 01:24:42,328 - Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. - What do you mean, changed sides? 1178 01:24:42,412 --> 01:24:45,957 It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. 1179 01:24:45,999 --> 01:24:49,669 So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate? 1180 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:50,795 You mean you don't have to work 1181 01:24:50,837 --> 01:24:52,547 for those miserable, freaking Decepticons? 1182 01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,175 If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe. 1183 01:24:56,467 --> 01:24:59,053 I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. 1184 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:01,347 - Who's your little Autobot? - You're cute. 1185 01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:04,434 Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name. 1186 01:25:05,059 --> 01:25:06,769 What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now? 1187 01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:07,979 At least he's faithful, Sam. 1188 01:25:08,021 --> 01:25:10,815 Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. 1189 01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:13,610 Can you just... Can you stop? 1190 01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:15,111 - Hey, what are you doing? - It's just something 1191 01:25:15,194 --> 01:25:17,071 to think about. I won't argue with... What were you saying? 1192 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:21,242 I told you my name was Jetfire, so stop judging me. 1193 01:25:21,326 --> 01:25:24,412 - Somebody shit the bed this morning. - I have issues of my own. 1194 01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:26,039 And it started with my mother! 1195 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,541 My ancestors have been here for centuries. 1196 01:25:28,625 --> 01:25:31,586 My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel. 1197 01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:33,921 - Do you know what he transformed into? - No. 1198 01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:35,048 Nothing! 1199 01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:38,801 But he did so with honour, dignity, damn it! 1200 01:25:45,642 --> 01:25:46,643 Bollocks. 1201 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:49,228 My boosters are fried. 1202 01:25:51,189 --> 01:25:52,398 I think we can help each other. 1203 01:25:52,482 --> 01:25:55,401 You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do. 1204 01:25:55,443 --> 01:25:57,862 I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't. 1205 01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:01,991 I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. 1206 01:26:02,075 --> 01:26:05,036 They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind 1207 01:26:05,078 --> 01:26:06,954 and Megatron wants what's in my mind. 1208 01:26:07,038 --> 01:26:10,249 - Him and someone called The Fallen. - The Fallen? I know him. 1209 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,586 He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. 1210 01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:17,507 He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis. 1211 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:19,592 These transcriptions, they were part of my mission, 1212 01:26:19,676 --> 01:26:20,677 The Fallen's search. 1213 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,305 I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key. 1214 01:26:24,389 --> 01:26:26,516 Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about? 1215 01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:31,062 No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die! 1216 01:26:57,630 --> 01:26:59,048 Well, that wasn't so bad. 1217 01:26:59,132 --> 01:27:00,800 I just hope we're still on the right planet. 1218 01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:02,802 Hey, that freaking hurt! 1219 01:27:04,095 --> 01:27:05,471 Oh, my God. 1220 01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:13,980 Oh, God. 1221 01:27:18,401 --> 01:27:20,361 Oh, my God, what a beautiful face. 1222 01:27:20,445 --> 01:27:24,449 This would be a perfect moment, except you landed on my testicles. 1223 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,117 Please, get off. 1224 01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:29,495 God, my balls. 1225 01:27:30,705 --> 01:27:31,956 Sam! 1226 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:36,169 - Where are we? Simmons! - Hey! Yeah! 1227 01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:41,257 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? It's Vegas. 1228 01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,176 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 1229 01:27:43,217 --> 01:27:45,720 Hey, I think we're in Vegas! 1230 01:27:45,803 --> 01:27:49,432 That really, really hurt. You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt! 1231 01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:52,185 People could have gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt, 1232 01:27:52,226 --> 01:27:54,187 - you would have heard... - Shut up. 1233 01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:58,566 I told you I was opening a space bridge. It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt. 1234 01:27:58,649 --> 01:28:01,527 When did you... When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything. 1235 01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:03,362 You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt? 1236 01:28:03,404 --> 01:28:08,034 Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed! 1237 01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:09,744 Can you just stop for a second? Can you focus? 1238 01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:11,037 Can you tell us why we're in Egypt 1239 01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:13,748 so we can all have a little bit of semblance of peace of mind? 1240 01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:17,293 This planet was visited by our race once before, 1241 01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:20,129 by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago. 1242 01:28:20,213 --> 01:28:23,090 They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, 1243 01:28:23,174 --> 01:28:25,760 the lifeblood of our race. 1244 01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:30,723 Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self! 1245 01:28:30,765 --> 01:28:34,727 Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die? 1246 01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:37,730 Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer? 1247 01:28:38,481 --> 01:28:43,736 Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it. 1248 01:28:43,778 --> 01:28:48,658 Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. 1249 01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:52,912 It harvests Energon by destroying suns. 1250 01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:54,747 - Destroy suns? - You mean blow them up? 1251 01:28:54,789 --> 01:28:56,707 Yes. You see, in the beginning, 1252 01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:59,919 there were seven Primes, our original leaders. 1253 01:28:59,961 --> 01:29:04,090 And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest. 1254 01:29:04,715 --> 01:29:10,179 The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life, 1255 01:29:10,263 --> 01:29:13,182 until one of them tried to defy this rule. 1256 01:29:13,266 --> 01:29:17,478 And his name forevermore was The Fallen. 1257 01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:21,607 He despised the human race 1258 01:29:22,775 --> 01:29:26,946 and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. 1259 01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:31,117 The only way to activate it is with a legendary key 1260 01:29:31,158 --> 01:29:34,287 called the Matrix of Leadership. 1261 01:29:40,543 --> 01:29:44,964 A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. 1262 01:29:49,302 --> 01:29:52,221 The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, 1263 01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:58,102 so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. 1264 01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:03,566 I n the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away 1265 01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:06,819 in a tomb made of their very own bodies, 1266 01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:10,448 a tomb we cannot find. 1267 01:30:11,866 --> 01:30:17,580 Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. 1268 01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,707 The Fallen knows where it is 1269 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:25,379 and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more. 1270 01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:27,423 Okay, so how do we stop him? 1271 01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:29,884 Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen. 1272 01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:31,510 Optimus Prime? 1273 01:30:33,971 --> 01:30:36,098 So, you've met a Prime? 1274 01:30:36,182 --> 01:30:39,268 Why, you must have met a great descendant. 1275 01:30:39,352 --> 01:30:42,438 Is he alive, here on this planet? 1276 01:30:43,189 --> 01:30:45,441 He sacrificed himself to save me. 1277 01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,401 So, he's dead. 1278 01:30:47,485 --> 01:30:51,572 Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen. 1279 01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:55,660 So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine 1280 01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:58,371 could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus 1281 01:30:58,412 --> 01:30:59,497 and bring him back to life? 1282 01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:04,251 It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other. 1283 01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:08,255 So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me? 1284 01:31:08,339 --> 01:31:11,550 Follow your mind, your map, your symbols. 1285 01:31:11,592 --> 01:31:14,220 What you carved in the sand, it's your clue. 1286 01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:19,558 When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway! 1287 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,560 Find the doorway! 1288 01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:23,562 Go now! Go! 1289 01:31:23,604 --> 01:31:26,565 That was my mission. It's your mission now. 1290 01:31:26,607 --> 01:31:30,903 Go before the Decepticons find me and find you. 1291 01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,786 Okay, here's what my CIA contact says. 1292 01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:42,415 Ancient Sumerians used to call the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip." 1293 01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:44,375 - That's the Dagger's Tip. - It's part of the Red Sea. 1294 01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:46,627 It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade. 1295 01:31:46,711 --> 01:31:50,548 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is. 1296 01:31:51,007 --> 01:31:53,009 First thing we've got to do is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip. 1297 01:31:53,092 --> 01:31:55,553 How are you gonna get him halfway around the world? 1298 01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:56,762 I'm gonna make a call. 1299 01:31:59,724 --> 01:32:00,975 We got cops! 1300 01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:08,357 I can't go to prison, guys. 1301 01:32:12,278 --> 01:32:14,905 Sam, we got to get off this road and lay low. 1302 01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:27,334 Man, stupid cops! 1303 01:32:27,418 --> 01:32:29,628 This is what's called blending in like a ninja. 1304 01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:33,466 - Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face. - They're gone. 1305 01:32:33,549 --> 01:32:36,218 Okay, we're running out of time. I gotta make the call to Lennox... 1306 01:32:36,302 --> 01:32:37,636 You're on the Worldwide Wanted List. 1307 01:32:37,678 --> 01:32:40,347 Try calling one base, they'll track you here in seconds. 1308 01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:43,017 - CIA is all over this place! - You're gonna call. 1309 01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:51,150 - Okay. That's a good idea. - All right. 1310 01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:53,694 I mean, I just had my mind on other things, 1311 01:32:53,778 --> 01:32:55,196 like winding up in an Egyptian prison. 1312 01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,284 NEST departure, 2100 hours. 1313 01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:05,372 So, we're shipping him back to base. This is such a mistake. 1314 01:33:10,795 --> 01:33:13,005 Major Lennox, phone call. 1315 01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:16,842 Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You know, the one with the attitude, right? 1316 01:33:16,926 --> 01:33:18,511 We need the truck. The truck. 1317 01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:21,347 We got a possible resurrection going on over here. 1318 01:33:21,430 --> 01:33:25,684 You're not gonna believe where we are. Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen. 1319 01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:27,353 Back of a $1 bill. 1320 01:33:27,770 --> 01:33:34,110 Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Write it down. Write it. 1321 01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:36,862 Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay. Heat comes. 1322 01:33:36,946 --> 01:33:38,531 Wait, who are you? 1323 01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:42,201 Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo. 1324 01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:43,369 Cops are coming right now. We need to go! 1325 01:33:43,452 --> 01:33:45,246 Move, move, move, move. 1326 01:33:46,372 --> 01:33:50,167 Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. 1327 01:33:50,209 --> 01:33:52,711 Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba. 1328 01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,297 Egypt? Are you serious? 1329 01:33:56,924 --> 01:33:58,050 Sir. 1330 01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:05,182 Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there, 1331 01:34:05,224 --> 01:34:07,893 how is this little kid supposed to bring him back to life? 1332 01:34:07,977 --> 01:34:11,355 Look, I don't know, but we got to trust him. 1333 01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:15,025 Okay, let's go over it again. 1334 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,278 When the dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, 1335 01:34:17,361 --> 01:34:19,655 - the Three Kings... - Will reveal the doorway. 1336 01:34:19,738 --> 01:34:21,532 That's what he said. You know what it means? 1337 01:34:21,574 --> 01:34:23,159 - No, what does it mean? - I have no idea. 1338 01:34:23,242 --> 01:34:25,035 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Checkpoint. Checkpoint. 1339 01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:26,537 I don't have my passport. 1340 01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:30,249 Passport! 1341 01:34:37,173 --> 01:34:39,216 They got cameras at the top. 1342 01:34:43,137 --> 01:34:46,599 All right, chill. This is espionage time. I can handle it. 1343 01:34:46,682 --> 01:34:49,768 These are my people. I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab. 1344 01:34:52,646 --> 01:34:54,190 Great, a fricking Munchkin. 1345 01:34:54,273 --> 01:34:56,692 Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall. 1346 01:35:05,534 --> 01:35:08,412 The Dagger's Tip? Right? 1347 01:35:08,454 --> 01:35:10,956 Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there. 1348 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:14,293 Me and my family. This is my family. This is my son, 1349 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:18,047 my other son, my daughter. We're tourists, from New York. 1350 01:35:18,130 --> 01:35:20,007 - New York? - Yes. Yes. 1351 01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:21,133 Fifty kilometres. 1352 01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:23,552 You look like the guy that runs my falafel stand. Thank you very much. 1353 01:35:24,011 --> 01:35:25,804 - I know. I know you from somewhere. - Go, Yankees! 1354 01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:27,723 Put it on the wire to the CIA. 1355 01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:36,815 Decepticons, boy's location detected. 1356 01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:48,786 Undercover, yo. You got to blend in with your surroundings. 1357 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:51,205 You know, you got to be part of the landscape. 1358 01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,383 Awesome! I think aliens built that. 1359 01:36:03,092 --> 01:36:04,426 Yeah, yeah. 1360 01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:06,512 Come on. Move it! Move it! 1361 01:36:06,637 --> 01:36:08,722 Guard us. Low profile. Don't make a scene, okay? 1362 01:36:08,806 --> 01:36:11,892 Yeah, some of us got work to do! Dumb Autobots. 1363 01:36:33,497 --> 01:36:36,583 Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health. 1364 01:36:37,376 --> 01:36:41,547 Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys. 1365 01:36:41,964 --> 01:36:43,549 - Do they? - Yeah. 1366 01:36:46,385 --> 01:36:48,554 You might as well just say it. 1367 01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:50,097 Ladies first. 1368 01:36:51,557 --> 01:36:54,268 Okay, so tonight you're going to be a gentleman. 1369 01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:57,479 - You're really chivalrous. - Why are you mad at me? 1370 01:36:57,563 --> 01:37:01,066 You know what? Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad. 1371 01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:06,697 Do you realise that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed? 1372 01:37:06,739 --> 01:37:07,948 I know. 1373 01:37:11,327 --> 01:37:13,954 Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam? 1374 01:37:14,038 --> 01:37:16,749 Look at the things I go through with you. 1375 01:37:17,374 --> 01:37:19,585 And now we're underneath the moon and the stars 1376 01:37:19,626 --> 01:37:21,879 and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet 1377 01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,256 and you still can't even tell me that you love me. 1378 01:37:25,341 --> 01:37:26,717 Pyramids. 1379 01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:29,345 What? Why do boys always 1380 01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:31,430 - change the subject? - Pyramids and stars. 1381 01:37:31,472 --> 01:37:32,931 - Sam? - Come with me really quick. 1382 01:37:41,106 --> 01:37:43,192 Simmons! Leo! Wake up! 1383 01:37:46,487 --> 01:37:48,781 Listen, astronomy class, page 47. Remember the class? 1384 01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:51,575 No. I was only in college for two days. Remember that? 1385 01:37:51,617 --> 01:37:53,786 - Here. Get up. Up, up. - What is he talking about? 1386 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,250 Okay, you see those three stars? 1387 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:02,044 You see how the last one touches the horizon? 1388 01:38:02,169 --> 01:38:04,880 That's Orion's belt, but it's also called the Three Kings. 1389 01:38:04,963 --> 01:38:06,799 And the reason for that is the three Egyptian kings 1390 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,635 who built the pyramids of Giza built them to mirror those stars, 1391 01:38:09,718 --> 01:38:11,595 so it's like an arrow staring us straight in the face. 1392 01:38:11,637 --> 01:38:15,099 They all point due east, towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra. 1393 01:38:28,112 --> 01:38:29,405 We've had an engine malfunction. 1394 01:38:29,488 --> 01:38:31,490 We're gonna have to divert to SOCCENT. 1395 01:38:31,532 --> 01:38:33,659 Flight master, let's lighten the load and prepare for bailout. 1396 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:36,161 Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? 1397 01:38:36,245 --> 01:38:39,164 - All right, team, grab your chutes! - Bailout like bailout? 1398 01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:44,211 - You familiar with the standard MC-4? - Of course not! 1399 01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,588 I've never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane before! 1400 01:38:46,672 --> 01:38:48,048 Wait a minute, is this really happening? 1401 01:38:48,132 --> 01:38:49,883 - Yeah. - All right, here we go. 1402 01:38:50,884 --> 01:38:54,596 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're behind this, aren't you? 1403 01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:56,348 What are you talking about? You heard the pilot. 1404 01:38:56,390 --> 01:39:00,269 These guys don't mess around. This is just standard procedure. 1405 01:39:00,352 --> 01:39:03,522 I'm just following orders to the letter. Isn't that what you said? 1406 01:39:04,148 --> 01:39:07,234 You just signed a death warrant on your career, Major. 1407 01:39:11,363 --> 01:39:13,449 What was that? What was that? 1408 01:39:13,532 --> 01:39:15,868 That's not good. Come on. 1409 01:39:16,869 --> 01:39:18,370 - Right this way! - I can't jump out of an airplane! 1410 01:39:18,454 --> 01:39:20,497 - I have an ulcer! No, no. - Come on. It's okay. 1411 01:39:20,873 --> 01:39:23,125 I really can't do this. What are you doing... 1412 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:25,711 Come here! Come here. 1413 01:39:25,794 --> 01:39:30,048 - Why aren't you wearing your chute? - Because I have to secure the VIPs first. 1414 01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:34,386 Okay, I want you to listen very carefully and memorise everything that I say. 1415 01:39:34,428 --> 01:39:37,389 Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. 1416 01:39:37,473 --> 01:39:39,600 Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, 1417 01:39:39,683 --> 01:39:41,810 which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. 1418 01:39:41,894 --> 01:39:43,979 - Okay, are you listening? - I can't hear what... 1419 01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:45,481 - Stop that! - All right. All right. 1420 01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:48,066 All right, when the pilot chute inflates into the air, 1421 01:39:48,108 --> 01:39:50,277 it pulls the pin and opens the main. 1422 01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:52,404 Red's your backup, blue's your primary. 1423 01:39:52,488 --> 01:39:56,700 I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard! 1424 01:39:56,742 --> 01:39:59,578 Not now, we're on the plane, you dumb-ass! 1425 01:40:02,498 --> 01:40:05,501 - He say good-bye? - No, he didn't even say good-bye. 1426 01:40:05,918 --> 01:40:07,753 General, we're loaded and ready. 1427 01:40:07,836 --> 01:40:10,756 You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes. 1428 01:40:10,797 --> 01:40:13,342 - Excellent. - Sir, you need to see this now. 1429 01:40:16,261 --> 01:40:18,347 - Have we checked these coordinates? - Egypt, sir. 1430 01:40:18,430 --> 01:40:21,225 - They're airdropping in. - You've got to be kidding me. 1431 01:40:21,266 --> 01:40:22,684 He knows something. 1432 01:40:22,768 --> 01:40:25,103 We need to be ready to back him up if this thing goes hot. 1433 01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:27,564 Copy that. 1434 01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:30,108 CIA just got a hit on the boy, 1435 01:40:30,651 --> 01:40:32,694 100 miles from the location on that little note there. 1436 01:40:32,778 --> 01:40:33,862 It's getting hotter. 1437 01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:40,953 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 1438 01:41:02,182 --> 01:41:04,184 You see the size of this? 1439 01:41:04,893 --> 01:41:07,312 - You see this? - Spectacular. 1440 01:41:08,981 --> 01:41:11,441 Amazing. Look at that. 1441 01:41:21,660 --> 01:41:23,996 - It's here somewhere, guys. - Yeah, why? 1442 01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,664 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird 1443 01:41:25,706 --> 01:41:27,207 who doesn't even know what planet he's on? 1444 01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:31,295 In his defence, this is the biggest doorway I've ever seen in my entire life. 1445 01:41:32,045 --> 01:41:35,591 Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, all right? 1446 01:41:35,674 --> 01:41:37,259 Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys, 1447 01:41:37,342 --> 01:41:38,760 that archaeologists have been here before? 1448 01:41:38,844 --> 01:41:39,928 There's nothing here. 1449 01:41:40,012 --> 01:41:42,389 Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid. 1450 01:41:42,472 --> 01:41:44,641 Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow 1451 01:41:44,683 --> 01:41:46,852 and the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it! 1452 01:41:46,935 --> 01:41:49,313 I'm listening to you? You live with your mother! 1453 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:52,608 - It's not over. - It is over. It's done. 1454 01:41:52,691 --> 01:41:54,192 Why are we still listening to you, little punk-ass? 1455 01:41:54,276 --> 01:41:56,361 I mean, what you ever done for us except ding my rim? 1456 01:41:56,403 --> 01:41:58,363 Killed Megatron. How about that? 1457 01:41:58,447 --> 01:41:59,531 Well, he didn't get the job done, 1458 01:41:59,573 --> 01:42:01,116 you know what I mean, 'cause he's back now... 1459 01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:04,161 - Are you scared? - Scared? Scared of your ugly face! 1460 01:42:04,202 --> 01:42:06,622 I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius! 1461 01:42:06,705 --> 01:42:08,498 Bring it, then! Get off me! 1462 01:42:08,540 --> 01:42:11,668 - I'll change your face around! - I'll get all up in that ass! 1463 01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:13,128 Bring it! 1464 01:42:13,879 --> 01:42:16,298 Guys! Whoa! Hey! 1465 01:42:16,381 --> 01:42:18,008 - You like the way that feels? - That didn't hurt. 1466 01:42:18,050 --> 01:42:19,593 You like that, don't you? 1467 01:42:19,676 --> 01:42:22,054 - Come on, Bumblebee! - Bumblebee, listen. 1468 01:42:28,727 --> 01:42:29,728 Now, that's rude. 1469 01:42:41,698 --> 01:42:43,659 Oh, my God. The symbols. 1470 01:42:44,910 --> 01:42:46,745 Bee! Shoot it. 1471 01:43:12,604 --> 01:43:15,273 - Check this out. - Look at it. 1472 01:43:16,525 --> 01:43:17,526 WOW! 1473 01:43:17,609 --> 01:43:20,112 These are the bodies Jetfire was talking about. 1474 01:43:20,654 --> 01:43:22,572 The tomb of the Primes. 1475 01:43:23,031 --> 01:43:24,282 Yo! 1476 01:43:25,617 --> 01:43:26,785 Yo! 1477 01:43:40,799 --> 01:43:42,134 The Matrix. 1478 01:43:59,693 --> 01:44:00,902 No. 1479 01:44:02,154 --> 01:44:03,280 No. 1480 01:44:05,657 --> 01:44:08,201 Thousands of years, turned to dust. 1481 01:44:08,827 --> 01:44:10,829 This isn't how it's supposed to end. 1482 01:44:10,871 --> 01:44:12,038 Hear that? 1483 01:44:16,585 --> 01:44:19,004 US Air Force! C-17s! 1484 01:44:19,045 --> 01:44:21,757 - What's a C-17? - You can't bring him back, Sam. 1485 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:25,469 - There's nothing left. - Look! Look around you. 1486 01:44:25,510 --> 01:44:28,096 We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all, 1487 01:44:28,180 --> 01:44:29,639 to just have it end like this. 1488 01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:31,349 There is a reason that we are here. 1489 01:44:31,433 --> 01:44:35,312 The voices and the symbols in my head led us here for a purpose. 1490 01:44:41,193 --> 01:44:43,487 Everyone's after me because of what I know, 1491 01:44:45,781 --> 01:44:48,992 and what I know is that this is going to work. 1492 01:44:49,451 --> 01:44:52,496 - How do you know it's gonna work? - Because I believe it. 1493 01:45:02,547 --> 01:45:04,883 You best let me out of this plane. 1494 01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:18,522 Dropping the big boy. Sam! 1495 01:45:25,654 --> 01:45:27,906 You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust? 1496 01:45:27,989 --> 01:45:29,574 Absolutely. Let's go. 1497 01:45:39,668 --> 01:45:40,877 Go! 1498 01:45:41,711 --> 01:45:44,422 Let's move it. Remember, they're friendlies. 1499 01:45:55,058 --> 01:45:56,601 Cover Optimus! 1500 01:45:59,563 --> 01:46:01,648 Secure the village. Get those cases down here. 1501 01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,859 I need snipers and Stingers up high. 1502 01:46:03,942 --> 01:46:08,113 So, we just dropped off 10 tons of dead robot in the middle of nowhere. 1503 01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,781 I hope this little kid know what he's doing. 1504 01:46:09,865 --> 01:46:10,907 Yeah, me too. 1505 01:46:16,872 --> 01:46:20,083 Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks! 1506 01:46:23,378 --> 01:46:24,713 Pop flare! 1507 01:46:26,965 --> 01:46:29,593 - That's them, right there. See the flare? - Right over there! See it? 1508 01:46:40,645 --> 01:46:41,813 Sam! 1509 01:46:54,159 --> 01:46:55,702 Oh, God. Please, God! Please. 1510 01:46:55,785 --> 01:46:57,454 Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out. 1511 01:46:57,495 --> 01:46:58,955 Shut this guy up, huh? 1512 01:46:58,997 --> 01:47:02,000 - Please, just let me live, just let me live! - Shut up and let him drive! 1513 01:47:02,042 --> 01:47:03,335 - Just stop screaming... - All right, that's it! 1514 01:47:05,503 --> 01:47:06,963 I can't take that guy any more. 1515 01:47:20,226 --> 01:47:22,312 Hide in the dust! Use the dust! 1516 01:47:29,903 --> 01:47:31,863 We've got to split up. Bumblebee, you're the decoy. 1517 01:47:31,947 --> 01:47:34,616 You lead the Decepticons away, all right? I'm gonna get Optimus. 1518 01:47:34,699 --> 01:47:37,243 I'll help draw their fire with Huey and Dewey there. 1519 01:47:37,327 --> 01:47:39,371 You get to those soldiers. 1520 01:47:40,497 --> 01:47:43,541 - I hope that dust works, kid. - Thank you. 1521 01:47:47,337 --> 01:47:50,799 He's turning around. He's coming back. He's coming back. 1522 01:47:51,549 --> 01:47:52,592 It's up to me. 1523 01:47:52,884 --> 01:47:55,553 One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves, 1524 01:47:55,637 --> 01:47:58,139 now its last hope in their final hour of need. 1525 01:47:58,223 --> 01:48:01,893 Prepare to be driven like never before, by the maestro. 1526 01:48:01,977 --> 01:48:04,980 - Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive. - You'll never make it, kid. 1527 01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:07,565 - I'm coming with you. - Bravery will only get you so far. 1528 01:48:07,607 --> 01:48:10,568 You tased me, okay? You owe me! I'm going. 1529 01:48:10,610 --> 01:48:12,404 Okay, okay. That was a test. You passed. All right? 1530 01:48:20,704 --> 01:48:24,124 That thing's got alien tattoos all over it. That ain't Air Force. 1531 01:48:28,211 --> 01:48:30,422 - What the hell was that? - Anyone copy? 1532 01:48:30,463 --> 01:48:32,549 - Anyone there? Who's up? - Copy? 1533 01:48:32,590 --> 01:48:34,926 - Radio's down. - It's dead. Comms are down. 1534 01:48:34,968 --> 01:48:36,302 EMP burst. 1535 01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:39,556 I see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert. 1536 01:48:41,307 --> 01:48:42,392 Yes, sir? 1537 01:48:42,434 --> 01:48:44,185 Major Lennox told me to pull the cord. 1538 01:48:44,269 --> 01:48:45,270 I know, sir. 1539 01:48:45,353 --> 01:48:48,189 Well, what country am I in right now? 1540 01:48:48,273 --> 01:48:49,566 United States. 1541 01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:53,528 No, not the United States. I'm from the United States. 1542 01:48:53,611 --> 01:48:56,281 I'm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by donkeys. 1543 01:48:56,364 --> 01:49:01,244 Well, that was our good friend, Galloway. He's less than pleased. 1544 01:49:01,286 --> 01:49:03,955 How is it that we can't reach our men, 1545 01:49:04,039 --> 01:49:09,419 but he can reach me, from some random Egyptian desert? 1546 01:49:13,423 --> 01:49:14,674 Nothing. 1547 01:49:15,258 --> 01:49:18,136 Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in the sky know we need some help. 1548 01:49:18,219 --> 01:49:20,221 - Yes, sir. - Okay, boys, old school time! 1549 01:49:20,638 --> 01:49:22,348 Pop some more flares so the kid can find us. 1550 01:49:28,730 --> 01:49:32,192 Look. There it is. We got a couple of miles. 1551 01:49:32,859 --> 01:49:37,697 Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear. 1552 01:49:37,781 --> 01:49:43,161 Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact? 1553 01:49:43,244 --> 01:49:45,914 We're hailing them on every frequency and mode in the book, sir. 1554 01:49:45,997 --> 01:49:48,374 Our satellites in the area have gone blind. We're working it, sir. 1555 01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:52,087 Damn it. Something's not right. It doesn't add up. 1556 01:49:52,170 --> 01:49:55,632 Contact the Jordanians, see what air assets they've got in the area, 1557 01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:58,051 and get Egypt's General Salam. 1558 01:49:58,134 --> 01:50:02,013 Ask him to clear some USV overflights in Egyptian airspace. 1559 01:50:02,097 --> 01:50:05,183 We need an assist in confirming visuals now. 1560 01:50:05,433 --> 01:50:07,018 Scramble Predators now. 1561 01:50:07,185 --> 01:50:08,603 SOLDIER 23 V-1, rotate. 1562 01:50:20,657 --> 01:50:22,492 We still have a mile that way. 1563 01:50:28,164 --> 01:50:29,541 Come on. 1564 01:50:32,627 --> 01:50:34,212 This way. This way. 1565 01:50:38,842 --> 01:50:42,220 - One man, alone... - Stop saying that! 1566 01:50:42,262 --> 01:50:43,555 ...betrayed by the country he loves! 1567 01:50:43,596 --> 01:50:45,807 Oh, my goodness. I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone. 1568 01:50:46,474 --> 01:50:48,977 Just relax. You're with the maestro. 1569 01:50:57,652 --> 01:50:59,696 I don't think he's still following us. 1570 01:51:00,697 --> 01:51:02,365 That's what you think. 1571 01:51:15,545 --> 01:51:16,754 Uh-oh. 1572 01:51:19,215 --> 01:51:22,969 Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, 1573 01:51:23,052 --> 01:51:26,097 but the soldiers brought the body of Prime. 1574 01:51:26,181 --> 01:51:28,391 The boy must have the Matrix. 1575 01:51:28,808 --> 01:51:31,436 We cannot let him reach Optimus. 1576 01:51:32,103 --> 01:51:35,773 Decepticons, begin our assault! 1577 01:51:36,482 --> 01:51:38,109 We've got incoming! 1578 01:51:54,250 --> 01:51:57,170 We got a whole lot of fight coming our way. 1579 01:51:57,253 --> 01:51:59,297 - How many? - About 13 of them. 1580 01:51:59,339 --> 01:52:02,008 This ain't good. This ain't good. 1581 01:52:10,225 --> 01:52:12,435 We're about to get our asses whupped. 1582 01:52:13,561 --> 01:52:15,355 Bravo-Charlie, kneel! 1583 01:52:15,438 --> 01:52:18,316 All right, those Decepticons are searching for Sam. 1584 01:52:19,692 --> 01:52:22,654 Whatever he has, he thinks it'll bring Optimus back to life, 1585 01:52:22,695 --> 01:52:25,573 so our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus. 1586 01:52:25,657 --> 01:52:28,493 All right, we're gonna draw fire from the left flank. I need a scout team. 1587 01:52:28,534 --> 01:52:29,619 I'm leading. 1588 01:52:29,661 --> 01:52:32,121 Go up through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide! 1589 01:52:32,163 --> 01:52:33,706 All right, when you see the precious cargo, 1590 01:52:33,790 --> 01:52:36,542 I want you to pop green smoke and come back through those pillars. 1591 01:52:36,626 --> 01:52:39,420 We'll have the ambush set. All right. Let's go. Move out! 1592 01:52:39,504 --> 01:52:40,880 Hoo-ah! 1593 01:52:49,055 --> 01:52:51,349 You ever see that film Gunfight at the O. K. Corral? 1594 01:52:52,850 --> 01:52:56,020 - With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? - No, why? 1595 01:52:59,274 --> 01:53:02,110 - Looks like we're right in the middle of it. - Is that good? 1596 01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:05,863 A lot of people died. 1597 01:53:12,078 --> 01:53:13,162 Oh! 1598 01:53:24,090 --> 01:53:25,258 Hide! 1599 01:53:26,718 --> 01:53:28,803 - Vámonos, amigos! - Oh, my Goth! 1600 01:53:33,224 --> 01:53:34,726 - Hit the deck! - Oh, my God! 1601 01:53:50,825 --> 01:53:51,909 Sam, Sam. 1602 01:53:52,994 --> 01:53:55,038 I don't think they saw us. 1603 01:53:55,580 --> 01:53:57,415 Get down. Get down. Get down. 1604 01:53:57,790 --> 01:53:59,375 Okay. Listen. 1605 01:54:01,252 --> 01:54:04,589 Once it's clear, we run for Optimus as fast as we can, okay? 1606 01:54:05,923 --> 01:54:07,425 What if it doesn't work? 1607 01:54:08,259 --> 01:54:09,844 It's gonna work. 1608 01:54:09,927 --> 01:54:12,930 - What if it doesn't? - It's gonna work. It'll work. 1609 01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:50,820 Up, up, up! 1610 01:56:00,788 --> 01:56:02,457 Get ready to jump! 1611 01:56:21,309 --> 01:56:23,978 We got a half-mile. I don't think the soldiers know we're here. 1612 01:56:26,689 --> 01:56:28,024 Fall back! 1613 01:56:28,107 --> 01:56:31,569 - Ironhide, up the middle! - Ironhide, move it! 1614 01:56:31,611 --> 01:56:33,613 Let's go! Go, go! 1615 01:56:40,828 --> 01:56:42,205 Devastator! 1616 01:56:44,665 --> 01:56:46,584 We're trapped! There's nowhere to go. We're gonna die. 1617 01:56:46,667 --> 01:56:48,920 If we're going out, we're going out like men, understand? 1618 01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:21,577 Look at this mother... 1619 01:57:21,619 --> 01:57:23,287 Mean robots suck! 1620 01:57:33,923 --> 01:57:36,509 Hang on! Hang on, okay? 1621 01:57:41,597 --> 01:57:43,474 - Simmons! - Don't let go! 1622 01:57:43,516 --> 01:57:45,977 Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in. 1623 01:57:49,981 --> 01:57:51,482 I don't want to die! 1624 01:57:53,401 --> 01:57:55,319 Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip! 1625 01:57:55,361 --> 01:57:56,612 You ain't getting me! 1626 01:58:01,033 --> 01:58:03,327 He dead. He got so ate. 1627 01:58:03,661 --> 01:58:06,622 - Who's your daddy now, huh? - He got all ate up. 1628 01:58:06,664 --> 01:58:08,833 The only safe place is right under it. 1629 01:58:08,874 --> 01:58:12,545 - Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it! - Yeah. 1630 01:58:19,427 --> 01:58:22,763 You should've never eaten me! I'm gonna bust your face up! 1631 01:58:27,768 --> 01:58:28,936 Oh, my God! 1632 01:58:31,689 --> 01:58:34,191 Nobody mess with me! In your face! 1633 01:58:35,109 --> 01:58:36,777 Keep fighting, Mudflap! 1634 01:58:37,695 --> 01:58:39,030 Oh, my God! 1635 01:58:45,411 --> 01:58:47,371 Nobody messes with the twins. 1636 01:58:50,374 --> 01:58:52,585 I got you... My bad! 1637 01:58:54,712 --> 01:58:56,797 Aw, man! You shot me in the face! 1638 01:58:57,840 --> 01:59:00,134 - Stay under it! - Yeah, stay under it! 1639 01:59:04,096 --> 01:59:05,389 Come on. 1640 01:59:21,405 --> 01:59:22,573 Judy! 1641 01:59:27,662 --> 01:59:29,747 - Sam! Sam! - What? 1642 01:59:30,748 --> 01:59:32,708 Sam! Sam! 1643 01:59:37,171 --> 01:59:38,422 Sam! 1644 01:59:38,506 --> 01:59:39,840 - Sam! - Dad! 1645 01:59:47,598 --> 01:59:48,974 Wait, wait! 1646 01:59:50,226 --> 01:59:53,771 Please listen to me! I want you to run! Run! 1647 01:59:53,813 --> 01:59:56,565 Dad, just stop! They don't want you, they want me! 1648 01:59:56,607 --> 01:59:58,109 - Oh, God! - Wait! 1649 01:59:58,150 --> 02:00:00,069 Sam Witwicky. 1650 02:00:00,111 --> 02:00:04,448 Don't hurt them. This is what you want. You don't want them. 1651 02:00:04,490 --> 02:00:06,158 - Go! Go! - Please, stop! 1652 02:00:06,242 --> 02:00:07,451 - Stop! - Listen to your father! 1653 02:00:07,493 --> 02:00:08,494 Just get out of here! 1654 02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:11,997 Just don't hurt them. I know what you want. 1655 02:00:12,081 --> 02:00:13,624 Just go! Just go! 1656 02:00:13,666 --> 02:00:17,461 And I know that you need me because I know about the Matrix. 1657 02:00:18,087 --> 02:00:19,630 - Don't do it, Sam... - Please, Dad. 1658 02:00:19,714 --> 02:00:23,676 - They're going to kill us all anyway! - Here's what you want, right here. 1659 02:00:24,051 --> 02:00:25,469 Bumblebee! 1660 02:00:38,691 --> 02:00:40,317 Kill him, Bee. Kill him. 1661 02:01:18,272 --> 02:01:20,858 - Stay tight, Ma. - Come on. Get in here. 1662 02:01:34,747 --> 02:01:36,540 - Bee? - Yeah. 1663 02:01:40,044 --> 02:01:41,170 - Hey! - I don't know 1664 02:01:41,212 --> 02:01:43,172 what's going on, but we've got to move! 1665 02:01:47,343 --> 02:01:49,220 There's got to be a way out of here! 1666 02:01:50,554 --> 02:01:52,598 Judy, get back, get back, get back. 1667 02:01:53,808 --> 02:01:56,811 Against the wall! Against the wall! Against the wall. Against the wall. 1668 02:01:58,187 --> 02:02:00,189 Bee! Bumblebee! 1669 02:02:01,065 --> 02:02:03,025 You get them somewhere safe, all right? 1670 02:02:05,402 --> 02:02:06,570 You've got to get in the car and get to safety. 1671 02:02:06,612 --> 02:02:08,489 No, this isn't up for discussion! 1672 02:02:08,572 --> 02:02:10,449 - You're my son! You're my son! - I know. 1673 02:02:10,533 --> 02:02:11,784 - Dad... - We all go together! 1674 02:02:11,867 --> 02:02:13,202 - Listen... - We're all going together! 1675 02:02:13,244 --> 02:02:16,580 Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He's gonna get you to safety. 1676 02:02:16,622 --> 02:02:18,916 You know, you run. You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. 1677 02:02:18,958 --> 02:02:21,585 You hear what I'm saying, okay? I'll find you when you're safe. 1678 02:02:21,627 --> 02:02:23,128 - No. - You've got to let me go, Dad. 1679 02:02:23,212 --> 02:02:26,549 - You have to let me go. You have to. - Ron. 1680 02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:31,679 Ron. Ron, let him go. 1681 02:02:33,722 --> 02:02:36,100 You come back! Come on. 1682 02:02:36,183 --> 02:02:37,935 Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela! 1683 02:02:38,018 --> 02:02:40,563 - Go with my parents. - I'm not gonna go without you. 1684 02:02:51,866 --> 02:02:53,450 Move to cover! 1685 02:02:57,663 --> 02:02:59,456 We got Jordanians! 1686 02:02:59,498 --> 02:03:00,958 We got help! 1687 02:03:07,089 --> 02:03:08,340 Down! 1688 02:03:24,899 --> 02:03:26,567 You okay, soldier? 1689 02:03:26,650 --> 02:03:29,820 We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's get these wounded clear of the bird. 1690 02:03:29,862 --> 02:03:31,822 Stay still. Stay still. Don't move. 1691 02:03:31,864 --> 02:03:34,158 You all right, young man? You have a radio? 1692 02:03:35,618 --> 02:03:40,080 Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you. Remember what I did for my country. 1693 02:03:41,582 --> 02:03:43,250 This is my moment. 1694 02:03:44,001 --> 02:03:45,085 You're crazy! 1695 02:03:47,171 --> 02:03:49,048 ETA to station, two minutes. 1696 02:03:49,131 --> 02:03:51,008 - Put it on the main screen. - Sir. Yes, sir. 1697 02:03:51,091 --> 02:03:52,509 Predator 01. 1698 02:04:02,978 --> 02:04:04,188 Shit, it's a trick. 1699 02:04:04,271 --> 02:04:06,690 Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone. 1700 02:04:06,774 --> 02:04:09,360 - Get those Marines on the ground. - Roll in strike packages... 1701 02:04:09,693 --> 02:04:11,362 Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning. 1702 02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:34,385 - Spotted Sam! - Sam! 1703 02:04:34,843 --> 02:04:36,136 Ironhide! 1704 02:04:37,012 --> 02:04:39,181 Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus. 1705 02:04:42,059 --> 02:04:44,687 Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars! 1706 02:04:45,938 --> 02:04:47,064 Let's go. 1707 02:04:50,734 --> 02:04:54,238 Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built right over the machine. 1708 02:04:54,321 --> 02:04:58,701 If they turn that machine on, no more sun. 1709 02:05:01,161 --> 02:05:02,538 Not on my watch. 1710 02:05:02,955 --> 02:05:05,582 Not on my watch. 1711 02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:18,095 USS Stennis. Identify. 1712 02:05:18,178 --> 02:05:20,597 Where the hell are you? Watching the Weather Channel? 1713 02:05:20,681 --> 02:05:22,599 SportsCenter? I Dream of Jeannie or something? 1714 02:05:22,641 --> 02:05:26,645 We got 300 satellites up there. Where the hell are all our men? 1715 02:05:26,729 --> 02:05:28,272 Identify yourself. 1716 02:05:28,772 --> 02:05:29,982 What is your name, sailor? 1717 02:05:30,566 --> 02:05:35,529 Wilder, Captain of the USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier. 1718 02:05:36,864 --> 02:05:38,532 Okay, Captain Wilder. 1719 02:05:38,615 --> 02:05:40,951 This is Agent Seymour Simmons of Sector Seven. 1720 02:05:40,993 --> 02:05:43,412 There is the mother of all non-biologicals 1721 02:05:43,454 --> 02:05:45,289 getting ready to blow up our sun. 1722 02:05:45,330 --> 02:05:47,166 Do you want to have a throwdown about my lack of clearance 1723 02:05:47,249 --> 02:05:49,293 or do you want to help save a gazillion lives? 1724 02:05:50,252 --> 02:05:52,629 All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening. 1725 02:05:59,803 --> 02:06:02,473 Five clicks west of the Gulf, 1726 02:06:02,556 --> 02:06:05,559 we got ourselves an alien remodeling a pyramid. 1727 02:06:05,642 --> 02:06:08,645 Our one hope is a prototype weapon called a rail gun, 1728 02:06:08,729 --> 02:06:11,815 - shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7. - That's classified. 1729 02:06:11,857 --> 02:06:15,486 Don't talk to me about classified, all right? 1730 02:06:15,527 --> 02:06:18,238 Now, if you've got a battleship in the Gulf, which I know you do, 1731 02:06:18,322 --> 02:06:20,824 you tell them to ready that weapon! 1732 02:06:22,201 --> 02:06:24,411 Contact destroyer USS KIDD. 1733 02:06:25,287 --> 02:06:26,997 Alpha Team, flank left! 1734 02:06:27,039 --> 02:06:28,832 This way! Move it! 1735 02:06:30,751 --> 02:06:33,003 - Where do you need us, sir? - Protect those in the line of fire. 1736 02:06:33,087 --> 02:06:34,713 Let's go! Go! 1737 02:06:38,634 --> 02:06:41,136 Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps! 1738 02:06:45,516 --> 02:06:47,935 Right now, we need air support, ASAP! 1739 02:06:48,018 --> 02:06:50,562 Have troops in contact 20 miles northwest. Radar contact. 1740 02:06:50,646 --> 02:06:51,772 Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra... 1741 02:06:55,859 --> 02:06:57,486 B-1, snap 090. 1742 02:06:57,528 --> 02:06:59,947 You are approved to drop your 2,000-pound JDAMs. 1743 02:07:07,162 --> 02:07:08,539 - What you got? - I couldn't get to them, sir. 1744 02:07:08,580 --> 02:07:10,666 They're 600 metres away and they're heading right for the pillars. 1745 02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,544 All right. Precious cargo's coming! 1746 02:07:13,877 --> 02:07:14,878 Move! 1747 02:07:25,764 --> 02:07:27,307 Curse you! 1748 02:07:41,280 --> 02:07:43,407 Sam! Spotted Sam! 1749 02:08:15,647 --> 02:08:17,441 - Come on! - 2-2 covering fire. 1750 02:08:17,482 --> 02:08:18,942 Two civilians, 12 o'clock! 1751 02:08:27,451 --> 02:08:29,036 Cover for us! 1752 02:08:35,459 --> 02:08:38,212 Hold the air strike! We're rescuing civilians! 1753 02:08:50,515 --> 02:08:52,142 Keep firing! 1754 02:08:58,106 --> 02:08:59,775 Come on! Mikaela! 1755 02:09:00,192 --> 02:09:02,527 Come on! Get in here! 1756 02:09:03,487 --> 02:09:04,947 Look who showed up. 1757 02:09:04,988 --> 02:09:06,990 You better have a good reason for us to be here. 1758 02:09:07,074 --> 02:09:08,825 - Where's Optimus? - He's right over there, 1759 02:09:08,867 --> 02:09:10,327 across the courtyard. 1760 02:09:10,994 --> 02:09:13,330 - I got to get to him right now. - Not with an air strike coming. 1761 02:09:13,413 --> 02:09:15,666 I have to get to him right now. 1762 02:09:15,958 --> 02:09:17,125 Whoa. 1763 02:09:17,167 --> 02:09:18,502 Go. Back, back, back, back. 1764 02:09:18,585 --> 02:09:20,337 - Go. - Listen up... 1765 02:09:23,757 --> 02:09:24,967 Okay. 1766 02:09:28,595 --> 02:09:29,972 Incoming! 1767 02:09:30,973 --> 02:09:33,183 Stick the landing. 1768 02:09:34,101 --> 02:09:36,979 Behold the glory of Jetfire! 1769 02:09:38,272 --> 02:09:41,858 Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! 1770 02:10:01,878 --> 02:10:03,213 I'm too old for this crap. 1771 02:10:03,380 --> 02:10:06,008 Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting. 1772 02:10:26,153 --> 02:10:29,656 I am directly below the enemy's scrotum. 1773 02:10:30,407 --> 02:10:33,744 25.7 metres above sea level, 29.32 north. 1774 02:10:33,785 --> 02:10:36,038 - Kill track, 5205... - Target acquired. 1775 02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:38,707 - Killing track. - Two, one... 1776 02:10:38,749 --> 02:10:40,083 Fire! 1777 02:10:54,264 --> 02:10:55,891 Yeah! Yeah! 1778 02:10:56,266 --> 02:10:59,936 B-1's time on target, 30 seconds. 2,000-pound JDAMs inbound. 1779 02:11:00,020 --> 02:11:02,147 We're gonna make a break through the B's on my command, okay? 1780 02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:05,150 You guys stick with me, you understand? You stay on my ass. 1781 02:11:05,359 --> 02:11:08,612 - 1-1 tally orange smoke. - I hope these F-16s got good aim. 1782 02:11:08,695 --> 02:11:12,282 - Yeah? Why is that? - I told them to hit the orange smoke. 1783 02:11:13,825 --> 02:11:15,285 You mean that orange smoke? 1784 02:11:15,369 --> 02:11:16,953 It wasn't my best toss, okay? 1785 02:11:17,037 --> 02:11:19,790 - Viper, thunder. - Run! 1786 02:11:28,799 --> 02:11:30,092 Incoming! 1787 02:11:33,178 --> 02:11:34,471 Come on! 1788 02:11:54,699 --> 02:11:55,867 Sam! 1789 02:12:03,708 --> 02:12:04,960 Run! 1790 02:12:07,879 --> 02:12:08,964 Die! 1791 02:12:16,012 --> 02:12:17,264 Sam! 1792 02:12:33,488 --> 02:12:35,031 Hold your fire! 1793 02:12:37,409 --> 02:12:38,577 Sam! 1794 02:12:40,203 --> 02:12:42,456 Stay back! Mikaela, stay back! 1795 02:12:44,541 --> 02:12:46,543 Fucking do something! 1796 02:13:21,912 --> 02:13:28,168 - Sam! Sam! - Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam! 1797 02:13:29,961 --> 02:13:31,755 - Let me go! - Come on, you got to move. 1798 02:13:31,838 --> 02:13:34,633 - You got to move, come on. - We got no pulse. 1799 02:13:34,716 --> 02:13:35,842 Starting CPR. 1800 02:13:35,926 --> 02:13:39,095 - I have to see my kid! I got a son... - Sammy! 1801 02:13:39,846 --> 02:13:40,972 Sam! 1802 02:13:43,308 --> 02:13:44,893 - Clear. - Ready to shock. 1803 02:13:44,935 --> 02:13:45,936 Clear! 1804 02:13:46,019 --> 02:13:47,771 Ready to shock. One, two, three. 1805 02:13:50,649 --> 02:13:52,108 Do it again! 1806 02:13:57,614 --> 02:13:58,949 No! 1807 02:14:00,951 --> 02:14:06,039 Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you. 1808 02:14:07,290 --> 02:14:10,877 Please. Please, come back to me. Sam, please! 1809 02:14:10,961 --> 02:14:12,504 I love you. 1810 02:14:21,888 --> 02:14:26,268 Where am I? Where am I? Am I dead? Am I dead? 1811 02:14:26,768 --> 02:14:31,022 We have been watching you a long, long time. 1812 02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:37,445 You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, 1813 02:14:37,487 --> 02:14:42,576 with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader, 1814 02:14:43,493 --> 02:14:46,079 a leader worthy of our secret. 1815 02:14:46,663 --> 02:14:51,293 The Matrix of Leadership is not found, it is earned. 1816 02:14:52,502 --> 02:14:54,713 Return now to Optimus. 1817 02:14:55,422 --> 02:14:57,757 Merge the Matrix with his spark. 1818 02:14:58,341 --> 02:15:02,887 It is, and always has been, your destiny. 1819 02:15:07,851 --> 02:15:08,977 Sam! 1820 02:15:15,442 --> 02:15:17,861 I love you. I love you. 1821 02:15:55,315 --> 02:15:58,693 Boy, you returned for me. 1822 02:15:59,986 --> 02:16:01,946 A living Prime. 1823 02:16:03,573 --> 02:16:05,742 I don't believe it! 1824 02:16:15,794 --> 02:16:18,254 My Matrix! 1825 02:16:23,593 --> 02:16:25,470 Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! 1826 02:16:26,388 --> 02:16:27,931 Get up, Prime! 1827 02:16:29,808 --> 02:16:31,184 Oh, no. 1828 02:16:31,559 --> 02:16:35,522 He's turning on the machine! You got to stop him! Get up! 1829 02:16:36,022 --> 02:16:37,399 Optimus! 1830 02:16:39,609 --> 02:16:41,945 Fallen, my master. 1831 02:16:42,028 --> 02:16:46,491 My brothers could not stop me from this. 1832 02:16:47,409 --> 02:16:51,788 Yes, now I claim your sun. 1833 02:16:54,082 --> 02:16:57,210 - Move! - Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage! 1834 02:16:57,293 --> 02:16:58,795 Engage! Engage! 1835 02:17:04,300 --> 02:17:07,220 In moments, we'll be at firing strength. 1836 02:17:22,819 --> 02:17:27,365 All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now. 1837 02:17:27,907 --> 02:17:30,827 Optimus, take my parts 1838 02:17:30,910 --> 02:17:34,080 and you will have a power you've never known. 1839 02:17:35,039 --> 02:17:37,083 Fulfil your destiny. 1840 02:17:43,381 --> 02:17:45,216 Jolt! Electrify! 1841 02:17:45,675 --> 02:17:47,635 Transplant those afterburners. 1842 02:18:05,945 --> 02:18:07,572 Let's roll. 1843 02:18:10,033 --> 02:18:12,118 Fire mission on the pyramids. 1844 02:18:24,005 --> 02:18:27,425 This planet will be dark forever. 1845 02:18:49,656 --> 02:18:52,075 Die, like your brothers! 1846 02:18:52,742 --> 02:18:54,953 They were your brothers, too. 1847 02:19:23,815 --> 02:19:25,692 Starscream! 1848 02:19:38,705 --> 02:19:40,874 You picked the wrong planet. 1849 02:19:43,835 --> 02:19:45,753 Give me your face. 1850 02:19:54,262 --> 02:19:55,930 I rise. 1851 02:19:56,472 --> 02:19:58,057 You fall. 1852 02:20:00,852 --> 02:20:03,313 No, no. 1853 02:20:05,356 --> 02:20:07,817 Not to call you a coward, Master, 1854 02:20:07,859 --> 02:20:13,531 but sometimes cowards do survive. 1855 02:20:14,157 --> 02:20:16,117 This isn't over. 1856 02:20:43,811 --> 02:20:46,689 It took all this for you to tell me that you love me. 1857 02:20:48,274 --> 02:20:49,859 You said it first. 1858 02:21:40,994 --> 02:21:43,621 Thank you, Sam, for saving my life. 1859 02:21:44,914 --> 02:21:46,249 Welcome. 1860 02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:48,751 Thank you for believing in me. 1861 02:21:53,589 --> 02:21:58,094 Our races united by a history long forgotten 1862 02:21:58,177 --> 02:22:01,597 and a future we shall face together. 1863 02:22:02,140 --> 02:22:04,600 I am Optimus Prime, 1864 02:22:04,642 --> 02:22:09,689 and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered, 1865 02:22:09,772 --> 02:22:13,651 for in those memories, we live on. 1866 02:22:36,466 --> 02:22:39,343 So glad you could join us, Professor Einstein. 1867 02:22:39,844 --> 02:22:41,679 Yeah, I was kind of busy. 1868 02:22:44,474 --> 02:22:45,641 Okay.