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Earth, birthplace of the human race,

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a species much like our own,

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capable of great compassion

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and great violence.

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a deeper revelation dawns.

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Our worlds have met before.

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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 

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(GASPS) [GASPS] 

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(MEN SCREAMING) [MEN SCREAMING] 

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(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] 

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- Newsflash from the BBC. - Breaking news out of Shanghai.

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We're staying on top of this developing story for you.

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We will bring you any new information as we get it.

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NEST Seahawks approaching target.

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Three minutes until evacuation is complete, sir.

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Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed, one-mile radius.

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All right, give NEST team the go.

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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.

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Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream.

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Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whupping.

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For the last two years, an advance team of new Autobots

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has taken refuge here under my command.

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Arcees, get ready to launch.

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We're locked and loaded.

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Together, we form an alliance with the humans,

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a secret but brave squad of soldiers.

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All right, listen up. China's cover story on this one is toxic spill. 

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They had to evac the area for search and rescue.

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This makes six enemy contacts in eight months.

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We gotta make sure this one does not get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.

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A classified strike team called NEST.

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We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes

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hiding in different countries around the globe.

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Roll in Alpha through Echo now.

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Move out! Let's go!

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(TIRES SCREECHING) [TIRES SCREECHING] 

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All right, Ironhide. We got echoes. Vamos.

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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.

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(GRUNTING) He's here. I smell him.

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[GRUNTING] 

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It's close. It's getting closer.

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- Oh, no. - What have you got?

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Thermal ripple.

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Right, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it.

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(SOLDIERS SCREAMING) [SOLDIERS SCREAMING] Eagle niner!

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I need an energy proton.

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Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!

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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

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Dog 1, now we are engaging.

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We got a second Decepticon.

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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!

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I got him, I got him!

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(GUN FIRING) [GUN FIRING] 

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(GROANING) I screwed that up. I'm okay. I知 all right.

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[GROANING] 

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- This is combat, man. - Total brain freeze, man.

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What's wrong with you?

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Bring in Sideswipe!

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Clear a path!

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Damn, I知 good!

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Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now!

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Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.

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Clear to drop in five, four, three, two, one.

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(GRUNTING) [GRUNTING] Autobots, I知 in pursuit!

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Pull over!

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Punk-ass Decepticon!

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Any last words?

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This is not your planet to rule!

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The Fallen shall rise again.

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That doesn't sound good.

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Not today.

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Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!

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Frankie, Mojo, out! Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.

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- Did you rent the room out? - No, I got other ideas for your room

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and it rhymes with home theater. 

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(CHUCKLES) [CHUCKLES] 

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(SNIFFLES) [SNIFFLES] 

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[SNIFFLES] Look what I found. It's your little baby booties.

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- Ma. - My little baby-bootie boy.

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- You can't go. - You see this, Dad? This is how

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you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins

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goes out into the cruel world to fend for himself, okay?

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Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal. College, bummer!

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You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones.

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You have to come home for Halloween.

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Well, I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.

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- Well, then we'll come to you. - You're not coming.

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- No, we're not going anywhere. - We'll dress up.

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We'll be in costumes. You'll never know it's us.

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- You can't do that, Mom. - Would you let the kid breathe,

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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.

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There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip.

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Come on, chop, chop! Let's go. March, young lady.

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- you dirty old man. - You ain't seen nothing yet.

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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! - What?

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I知 watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video.

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It's just like a coach thing.

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That was a really creepy move just now, Dad.

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Look. You know, your mother and me are really proud of you.

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You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college.

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Now I知 crying again! This sucks!

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You're gonna be okay, Ma.

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You know, it's just going to be,

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you know, hard for her to accept that her boy's all grown up, you know,

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going out to handle the world on his own.

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- You okay, Pop? - Yeah.

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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

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Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts!

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You'll see a lot of that in college, too.

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- What are you talking about, Dad? - There's gonna be a lot of women there.

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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,

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but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay?

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You're no different than any other couple your age.

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Except we discovered an alien race together.

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How long you gonna be riding that scooter?

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(SCOFFS) [SCOFFS] 

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(21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING) [21 Guns by Green Day - PLAYING] 

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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are. We're the exception, okay?

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Wait a second. Who could that be?

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In two weeks, it could be Muffy.

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Hey, beautiful.

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- I知 breaking up with you, Sam. - Really?

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You sure? I知 not hearing a lot of conviction.

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Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason for me to come say good-bye to you.

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Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.

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Guess what? I made you a long-distance relationship kit.

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Yeah, I got you a webcam, so we can chat 24/7.

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All Witwicky, all the time.

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And I got you a couple souvenirs from the event

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that cannot be mentioned on cell phones.

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- Some mixes and candles and stuff. - Sounds cute. I can't wait.

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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

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Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.

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It's like my Super Bowl jersey. I bled in this thing.

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- Wow. You're pretty confident, huh? - No, it's not that.

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It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high.

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You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you?

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You really should come with me.

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They got cheap apartments near campus.

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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.

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I heard that. Where'd you put the clutch covers?

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- Next to the camshafts. - I love it when you say camshafts. 

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Whisper it to me.

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Why can't I hate you?

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It's my Witwicky charm.

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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

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I guess we're not breaking up. I'll be over in 20.

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Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt.

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Sam?

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There's a fire!

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Dad, we got a fire!

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(KITCHENBOTS EXCLAIMING) [KITCHENBOTS EXCLAIMING] 

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(DOG WHIMPERING , SAM SCREAMING) [DOG WHIMPERING , SAM SCREAMING] Fire!

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(CRYING) [CRYING] 

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Can you just stop?

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Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!

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(EXCLAIMS) [EXCLAIMS] - Wow. - Do you know what?

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- What? - I don't want to go anywhere with you.

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I don't wanna go to France with you.

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I don't wanna go around the corner with you.

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- I知 going back inside. - All right, fine.

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I'll call you from Paris.

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(KITCHENBOTS GROWLING) [KITCHENBOTS GROWLING] 

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(SAM GROANING) [SAM GROANING] 

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What is all the racket?

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Sam?

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Dad!

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- What was that? - That's the whole kitchen!

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- Bumblebee... Oh, my... - Bumblebee!

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(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] 

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-911. - Bumblebee!

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- Get in the garage. Go! - What the freak just happened?

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I知 about to have a nervous breakdown. Just go in the garage quietly, please.

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- Oh, my God! - Whatever.

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Get in the garage now!

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- Firemen! Fire fighters, over here! - Dogs out! Get the dogs out!

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This is it! Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?

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My house is on fire!

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- ... very important. - What happened?

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Come here. Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.

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- What's going on? - Just take it.

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- Sam Witwicky? A word with you. - Yes, Mom. Yeah.

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- Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot. - Hi.

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- An old furnace, I think. - From a waffle iron.

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When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!

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(SHUSHING) [SHUSHING] Judy... National security.

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Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything.

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Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?

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Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub!

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And I知 gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!

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(EXCLAIMING) [EXCLAIMING] - Yeah, you know you're in trouble. - He still having voice problems?

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He's playing it up.

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I知 so excited and I just can't hide it

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Hey, I知 not taking you with me.

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I知 gonna wait outside, okay?

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I meant to tell you about this earlier.

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It's just that, you know... Here's the thing.

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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

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I know, and if it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

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Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.

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I mean, you're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this.

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This is hard enough, man. Don't make it harder.

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Can you just look at me, please?

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Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done.

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Okay? You did your job. Look, I知 safe now.

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You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.

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I just want to be normal, Bee. That's why I知 going to college,

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and I can't do that with you.

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It's not the last time I知 gonna see you, you know, Bee.

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But you'll always be my first car.

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Love you, Bee.

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(CHUCKLES) [CHUCKLES] 

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(EXCLAIMS) [EXCLAIMS] 

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Wow!

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Between State Farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.

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- You got dirt all over you. - Stop. Stop.

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- What? - Stop, I知 okay.

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Look.

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So, you think you can make it through those East Coast winters without me?

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You're the best thing to ever happen to me.

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- And? - And I'll do anything for you.

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And?

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- I think Sam's about to say the L-word. - Let's go, kiddo!

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Nice timing, Dad.

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I adore you.

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That's not the word that I want

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- to hear right now. - What are you talking about?

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It's the same word as the other word.

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and you forced me to say it, it won't mean anything, plus

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you haven't said it either. So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.

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Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys always run when you say it first.

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Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially girls like you, with options.

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So, this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested?

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Can I have a kiss?

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We're going to make it work, I promise.

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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 

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Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

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Retrieve it.

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Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.

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- Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello! - No, I don't...

241
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,556
- Hold up. - Those are nice.

242
00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:13,258
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

243
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:17,028
Yes, sir. Yeah! Look here, it's my booty call right here!

244
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:20,965
- Time to get my sexy on with the green. - Green? No, green is mine!

245
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:22,746
I call green!

246
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:26,905
- I got the green. - That hurt, man.

247
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:30,486
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.

248
00:19:39,585 --> 00:19:41,365
Present arms!

249
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,369
Director Galloway, what an honor. I壇 love to show you around,

250
00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,971
but you gotta be on the classified access list.

251
00:19:59,972 --> 00:20:02,640
I am now. Presidential order, Major.

252
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:05,643
I got a message for your classified space buddies!

253
00:20:05,644 --> 00:20:08,624
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.

254
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:14,185
All right, so this is where we communicate with the JCS

255
00:20:14,186 --> 00:20:17,886
and this area serves as the Autobots' hangar.

256
00:20:19,225 --> 00:20:22,145
Secure link to JCS is up, Major.

257
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,754
(CHATTER ON SATELLITE) [CHATTER ON SATELLITE] 

258
00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:33,316
(INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES) [INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES] 

259
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,518
Secure line to the Pentagon is now open.

260
00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:50,979
- General? - Will, I saw the Shanghai op.

261
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,524
- We had a rough day out there. - Yes, sir.

262
00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:56,127
We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief.

263
00:20:56,128 --> 00:20:58,396
Now with your permission, I can't let you see him,

264
00:20:58,397 --> 00:21:00,865
but I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots.

265
00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:02,346
Proceed.

266
00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:22,253
You gotta wonder,

267
00:21:22,254 --> 00:21:25,774
if God made us in his image, who made him?

268
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:29,060
General, our alliance has countermanded

269
00:21:29,061 --> 00:21:31,763
six Decepticon incursions this year,

270
00:21:31,764 --> 00:21:34,432
each on a different continent.

271
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:37,468
They're clearly searching around the world for something,

272
00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:40,905
but last night's encounter came with a warning.

273
00:21:40,906 --> 00:21:43,646
The Fallen shall rise again. 

274
00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:46,044
The Fallen.  Meaning what?

275
00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:49,547
Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race

276
00:21:49,548 --> 00:21:53,818
was contained within the AllSpark and lost with its destruction.

277
00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,419
Excuse me!

278
00:21:56,188 --> 00:21:59,768
With this so-called AllSpark now destroyed,

279
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:04,429
why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?

280
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:06,798
Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor.

281
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:09,867
The President just appointed him liaison.

282
00:22:09,868 --> 00:22:13,088
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

283
00:22:13,939 --> 00:22:18,176
Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me. Coming through.

284
00:22:18,177 --> 00:22:20,977
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.

285
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,381
After all the damage in Shanghai,

286
00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:27,982
the President is hard-pressed to say the job's getting done.

287
00:22:28,654 --> 00:22:33,014
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act,

288
00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:39,330
you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.

289
00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:42,971
We've witnessed your human capacity for war.

290
00:22:43,369 --> 00:22:47,005
It would absolutely bring more harm than good.

291
00:22:47,006 --> 00:22:49,974
But who are you to judge what's best for us?

292
00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:52,110
With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side

293
00:22:52,111 --> 00:22:53,745
in the field for two years.

294
00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:57,115
We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together.

295
00:22:57,116 --> 00:22:59,917
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.

296
00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:01,619
Don't tempt me.

297
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:04,188
And the newest members of your team.

298
00:23:04,189 --> 00:23:06,591
- Easy. - I understand they arrived here

299
00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:09,752
after you sent a message into space,

300
00:23:12,398 --> 00:23:16,234
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.

301
00:23:16,235 --> 00:23:20,238
And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team

302
00:23:20,239 --> 00:23:23,099
has always been above reproach.

303
00:23:23,242 --> 00:23:26,144
Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President

304
00:23:26,145 --> 00:23:31,345
that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach.

305
00:23:32,384 --> 00:23:35,064
Now, what do we know so far?

306
00:23:35,554 --> 00:23:40,394
We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron,

307
00:23:41,493 --> 00:23:45,163
is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyssal,

308
00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:49,767
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance.

309
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:54,238
We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien AllSpark

310
00:23:54,239 --> 00:23:56,240
is locked in an electromagnetic vault

311
00:23:56,241 --> 00:24:00,601
here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.

312
00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:04,153
Decepticons, we have located the shard.

313
00:24:04,249 --> 00:24:09,149
And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after,

314
00:24:10,189 --> 00:24:13,091
well, there's only one clear conclusion!

315
00:24:13,092 --> 00:24:15,172
You! The Autobots!

316
00:24:16,762 --> 00:24:19,262
They're here to hunt you!

317
00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:22,200
What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?

318
00:24:22,201 --> 00:24:24,881
The Fallen shall rise again?

319
00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:27,438
It sounds to me like something's coming.

320
00:24:27,439 --> 00:24:32,310
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served

321
00:24:32,311 --> 00:24:35,951
by denying you further asylum on our planet,

322
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,643
will you leave peacefully?

323
00:24:41,086 --> 00:24:46,046
Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it.

324
00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:51,492
But before your President decides, please ask him this.

325
00:24:52,764 --> 00:24:55,804
What if we leave and you're wrong?

326
00:25:05,877 --> 00:25:07,597
(BELL RINGING) [BELL RINGING] 

327
00:25:09,748 --> 00:25:12,668
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!

328
00:25:14,286 --> 00:25:16,666
I feel smarter already.

329
00:25:17,322 --> 00:25:21,626
- Ron, can you smell it? - Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.

330
00:25:21,627 --> 00:25:25,807
- Hey, cheapo! - Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.

331
00:25:26,231 --> 00:25:27,331
(21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING) [21 Guns by Green Day - PLAYING] Just go ahead and check out your room.

332
00:25:27,332 --> 00:25:28,872
Yeah, go.

333
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,988
- Hey. - Hey.

334
00:25:38,043 --> 00:25:41,443
- You must be Sam, right? I知 Leo. - Hey.

335
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:47,120
So, I already set up the crib a bit. You want this side or that side?

336
00:25:50,756 --> 00:25:53,591
You know what this is? This is the awkward moment.

337
00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:55,259
Yeah, see, you're trying to see if I知 a normal guy.

338
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:56,627
I知 trying to see if you're a normal guy.

339
00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:58,262
Balanced, unmedicated, nothing under the crawl space.

340
00:25:58,263 --> 00:25:59,697
Good personal hygiene, won't stab me in my sleep.

341
00:25:59,698 --> 00:26:00,831
No criminal record, won't steal anything.

342
00:26:00,832 --> 00:26:02,466
- Including girlfriends. - Especially girlfriends.

343
00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:05,570
(LAUGHING) [LAUGHING] - You got a girlfriend? - I do. You?

344
00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:08,272
No, not a chance. You a techie?

345
00:26:08,273 --> 00:26:10,575
Sweet! Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at?

346
00:26:10,576 --> 00:26:12,910
- Server's almost online, Leo. - Network's up and running.

347
00:26:12,911 --> 00:26:14,412
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.

348
00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:17,481
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder, my IT gurus.

349
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:20,685
Welcome to my empire, bro, TheRealEffingDeal. com.

350
00:26:20,686 --> 00:26:22,019
That's me, I知 sure you've heard of it.

351
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,522
- No, I haven't. - Well, that sucks.

352
00:26:24,523 --> 00:26:26,057
- What is all this for? - See where I知 going, bro.

353
00:26:26,058 --> 00:26:30,238
Look, call me gross, I want to be a baby billionaire.

354
00:26:31,663 --> 00:26:34,103
Got to have dreams, bro.

355
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,735
Leo! We got some brand-new Shanghai vid!

356
00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:40,805
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!

357
00:26:40,806 --> 00:26:43,274
- What's FTJ? - Fuel the Jet. 

358
00:26:43,275 --> 00:26:44,675
Fuel the Jet, bro.

359
00:26:44,676 --> 00:26:46,636
FTJ. FTJ, legit!

360
00:26:48,347 --> 00:26:49,580
Did you see that? Did you see that?

361
00:26:49,581 --> 00:26:52,149
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets wrecked and China says gas leak. 

362
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:54,619
Don't believe the hype, bro.

363
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:58,322
Just like the alien robots in LA two years ago that everyone covered up.

364
00:26:58,323 --> 00:27:00,758
Yeah, I saw these robots, and they did this, like, firing thing

365
00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:03,094
and they came down and toasted this woman, and she was like...

366
00:27:03,095 --> 00:27:05,162
- It looks fake to me. - Dude, it's not fake.

367
00:27:05,163 --> 00:27:08,332
The Internet is pure truth. Video doesn't lie.

368
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,034
- It looks fake. - No, man, I've seen them.

369
00:27:10,035 --> 00:27:13,337
- They're, like, these robots... - Look, look, it's fake.

370
00:27:13,338 --> 00:27:14,905
Anybody could do it on any computer, okay?

371
00:27:14,906 --> 00:27:17,041
And I wasn't there,

372
00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,343
- so I can't comment or speculate. - No.

373
00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:21,646
Comment or speculate? And we're supposed to cohabitate?

374
00:27:21,647 --> 00:27:24,682
No, listen, okay? Don't be sucking the sack, bro!

375
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:26,450
- Which sack? - The ball sack.

376
00:27:26,451 --> 00:27:28,085
Dude, what kind of tool are you?

377
00:27:28,086 --> 00:27:31,188
Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, all right?

378
00:27:31,189 --> 00:27:33,624
- It's aliens, man. - Okay, okay.

379
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,225
Follow me.

380
00:27:35,761 --> 00:27:37,061
Leo, bad news!

381
00:27:37,062 --> 00:27:39,463
(GRUNTS) [GRUNTS] We just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR.

382
00:27:39,464 --> 00:27:41,124
Fassbinder!

383
00:27:42,134 --> 00:27:44,502
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main competition on conspiracy stuff.

384
00:27:44,503 --> 00:27:46,604
Effing was my F-ing idea and he stole it!

385
00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:49,206
He's been linking to my site and thieving hits forever.

386
00:27:49,207 --> 00:27:51,642
By the way, I read your file. I知 poor, you're poor.

387
00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:55,823
We're gonna fix that, all right? You work for me now.

388
00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:58,316
I work for you now? That's incredible.

389
00:27:58,317 --> 00:28:01,352
It's first day of college, I got a career in a dinky Internet firm

390
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:04,455
with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff.

391
00:28:04,456 --> 00:28:06,524
Are you mocking my life's work, Samuel?

392
00:28:06,525 --> 00:28:08,125
That's your one warning patrolling, dude. Don't make me

393
00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:09,860
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid, 'cause I'll do it!

394
00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:13,197
Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little intense in my room. Can I switch out?

395
00:28:13,198 --> 00:28:18,135
Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading. Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?

396
00:28:18,136 --> 00:28:20,538
- Oh, here we go. - We made it. Hi.

397
00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:21,806
- Hi. - Is this co-ed?

398
00:28:21,807 --> 00:28:23,174
This is a co-ed dorm.

399
00:28:23,175 --> 00:28:24,742
- You guys want to meet my roommates? - Yeah.

400
00:28:24,743 --> 00:28:26,077
Some real swell guys.

401
00:28:26,078 --> 00:28:27,511
- Here's Leo. - We're the Witwickys.

402
00:28:27,512 --> 00:28:28,679
- I知 Leo. - I知 Judy.

403
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,581
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.

404
00:28:30,582 --> 00:28:33,217
- Well, aren't you the sweetest thing? - Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.

405
00:28:33,218 --> 00:28:34,452
What is that in your hand, by the way?

406
00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:38,622
I got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys are having.

407
00:28:38,623 --> 00:28:41,625
You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks.

408
00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:43,260
- Mom? - Yeah, it's 100% pure,

409
00:28:43,261 --> 00:28:44,962
Hawaiian green for the environment.

410
00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:46,530
- How many of these have you eaten? - Drop it.

411
00:28:46,531 --> 00:28:48,566
- What is this? - Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.

412
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:50,000
- No, it's... - Please, give me...

413
00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:52,203
Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want.

414
00:28:52,204 --> 00:28:54,205
I知 going to freak out. Please do something right now, Dad.

415
00:28:54,206 --> 00:28:56,407
Please do something right now.

416
00:28:56,408 --> 00:28:58,142
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH) I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!

417
00:28:58,143 --> 00:28:59,276
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] Come on, let's go.

418
00:28:59,277 --> 00:29:01,957
I知 sorry and you're welcome.

419
00:29:04,015 --> 00:29:05,783
We call it the Hot Freshman 55.

420
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:08,819
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.

421
00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:10,960
Is... Is so nice...

422
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:16,970
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.

423
00:29:17,929 --> 00:29:19,463
She's tied for number one on my to-do list.

424
00:29:19,464 --> 00:29:21,632
Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?

425
00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:25,633
Pretty girls! Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.

426
00:29:26,204 --> 00:29:28,839
You should go make friends with him. He's Sam.

427
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,274
(ALL GIGLING) [ALL GIGLING] Glad she ain't my mama!

428
00:29:30,275 --> 00:29:33,555
And he recently had his cherry popped!

429
00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:35,946
He didn't know I was in the house! I heard it all!

430
00:29:35,947 --> 00:29:38,182
- Hey! Hey! Hey! - Here he is!

431
00:29:38,183 --> 00:29:41,318
He would get in my closet and dress up as Boy Spice!

432
00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:46,279
- Hey, and his car is a talking robot! - No, like the GPS. OnStar!

433
00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:49,859
- OnStar. - Frisbee!

434
00:29:57,602 --> 00:30:01,122
- Give it! Mine, mine, mine! - Hey! Crazy!

435
00:30:01,139 --> 00:30:03,374
- You want it? - I want it.

436
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:06,595
Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.

437
00:30:06,878 --> 00:30:09,346
- You gotta control your mother. - I don't know who this woman is.

438
00:30:09,347 --> 00:30:11,982
Hey, Professor, I壇 do anything for an A.

439
00:30:11,983 --> 00:30:14,919
All right, Grace Slick. We got some snacks in the car. Let's go.

440
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,322
- Did you get the booties? All right. - Yes, Dad, I got the booties!

441
00:30:18,323 --> 00:30:20,223
I知 upside down!

442
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:33,008
(GROWLING) [GROWLING] 

443
00:30:51,556 --> 00:30:53,324
Black Lion X-Ray, this is Black Lion Tango.

444
00:30:53,325 --> 00:30:58,405
We have activation of motion sensors on the western perimeter fence.

445
00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:29,310
(INSECTIONS CHITTERING) [INSECTIONS CHITTERING] 

446
00:32:07,512 --> 00:32:09,292
(ALARM BLARING) [ALARM BLARING] 

447
00:32:19,878 --> 00:32:21,778
Go, go, go, go!

448
00:32:29,688 --> 00:32:31,708
The shard's gone.

449
00:32:34,877 --> 00:32:36,777
(CREATURE HISSES) [CREATURE HISSES] 

450
00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:41,645
Contact!

451
00:32:42,267 --> 00:32:44,047
Take it down!

452
00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:47,129
- Which way? - Shoot left!

453
00:32:51,610 --> 00:32:53,450
(GUN FIRING) [GUN FIRING] Knock it down!

454
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:05,155
First frat party's the game changer. Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.

455
00:33:05,156 --> 00:33:06,890
(BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE BY THE USED - PLAYING) [Burning Down the House by The Used - PLAYING] So, get your game faces on.

456
00:33:06,891 --> 00:33:09,093
I can't stay long. I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.

457
00:33:09,094 --> 00:33:12,074
- That's so cool! - No, it's not.

458
00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:18,402
While he's making out with his MacBook,

459
00:33:18,403 --> 00:33:20,371
I知 gonna be getting my Spitzy freaky freak on.

460
00:33:20,372 --> 00:33:22,640
- Let's roll. - She's hot.

461
00:33:22,641 --> 00:33:24,781
Bro, we're hunting!

462
00:33:27,646 --> 00:33:30,506
- See you, darling. - Bye, Dad.

463
00:33:30,682 --> 00:33:31,982
Okay.

464
00:33:41,426 --> 00:33:43,566
I知 kind of nervous.

465
00:34:09,821 --> 00:34:12,081
- Are you okay? - No.

466
00:34:12,657 --> 00:34:15,817
I was getting a napkin for my drink.

467
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:18,161
Thanks. Cheers.

468
00:34:18,797 --> 00:34:20,898
- It's Sam, right? - Yeah.

469
00:34:20,899 --> 00:34:24,659
- I wanna dance. - What, like... Like dancing?

470
00:34:25,370 --> 00:34:27,805
Like a pairing? Like a duo? Like a coupling?

471
00:34:27,806 --> 00:34:32,826
'Cause I知 in a permanently semi... I知 in a relationship, kind of...

472
00:34:33,178 --> 00:34:37,114
- Relax. I just want to have some fun. - Wanna have some fun?

473
00:34:37,115 --> 00:34:42,135
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there and...

474
00:34:43,021 --> 00:34:44,154
Oh, my...

475
00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:47,858
So, how about tonight you pretend I知 your girlfriend

476
00:34:47,859 --> 00:34:51,199
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?

477
00:34:59,804 --> 00:35:03,324
Hey! Who drove the freaking yellow Camaro?

478
00:35:03,484 --> 00:35:04,904
(BEEPING) [BEEPING] 

479
00:35:04,509 --> 00:35:07,129
There is a car on the lawn!

480
00:35:10,548 --> 00:35:11,782
What are you doing?

481
00:35:11,783 --> 00:35:13,350
Houston, we have a problem.

482
00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:14,518
- What is it? - Freshman!

483
00:35:14,519 --> 00:35:16,086
- Yeah? - Is that your car in our bushes?

484
00:35:16,087 --> 00:35:20,057
No, there's a friend of mine, he just went to get you a tighter shirt.

485
00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:22,860
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.

486
00:35:22,861 --> 00:35:24,561
Now how about I park my foot in your ass?

487
00:35:24,562 --> 00:35:26,296
(EXCLAIMS) - What size shoe do you wear? - Yeah?

488
00:35:26,297 --> 00:35:28,365
[EXCLAIMS] - Hold on. - You wanna try?

489
00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:32,426
- I'll back it up right now. - Get him out of here.

490
00:35:34,105 --> 00:35:35,305
I致e only known you 17 hours.

491
00:35:35,306 --> 00:35:38,876
This is gonna really change our lives. You have no idea.

492
00:35:38,877 --> 00:35:42,997
- I love Camaros. - I can't do this right now, okay?

493
00:35:43,181 --> 00:35:45,921
(TIRES SCREECHING) [TIRES SCREECHING] - Don't be a wimp. - Oh, God!

494
00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:57,098
- My first car was my dad's '92 Z28. - Yeah?

495
00:35:57,796 --> 00:36:02,276
Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.

496
00:36:03,568 --> 00:36:05,828
We shouldn't stare...

497
00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:09,606
I mean, share stories with each other at all.

498
00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:11,975
(JAWS THEME MUSIC ON RADIO) [JAWS THEME MUSIC ON RADIO] Come on, Sam. Just one ride.

499
00:36:11,976 --> 00:36:14,116
Your cheatin' heart

500
00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:19,817
Don't. Don't!

501
00:36:19,818 --> 00:36:22,653
She's a super freak, super freak She's super freaky

502
00:36:22,654 --> 00:36:25,889
- Is your radio broken? - No, my concentration is.

503
00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:28,030
We're not cheating.

504
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,240
Not yet.

505
00:36:33,631 --> 00:36:36,071
(BOTH SCREAMING) [BOTH SCREAMING] Is something wrong here?

506
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:38,505
(SINGING) [SINGING] 

507
00:36:40,004 --> 00:36:41,844
God! You okay?

508
00:36:44,342 --> 00:36:46,542
She's mighty, mighty

509
00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:48,476
(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] 

510
00:36:55,286 --> 00:36:57,821
Oh, God! It's in my mouth!

511
00:36:57,822 --> 00:36:59,890
Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.

512
00:36:59,891 --> 00:37:02,326
I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!

513
00:37:02,327 --> 00:37:04,347
I... I知 so sorry!

514
00:37:06,231 --> 00:37:08,371
What are you doing?

515
00:37:20,178 --> 00:37:22,918
You won't give me a day, huh?

516
00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:29,653
but the last fragment of the AllSpark was stolen.

517
00:37:29,654 --> 00:37:31,588
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?

518
00:37:31,589 --> 00:37:35,692
We placed it under human protection at your government's request,

519
00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:38,553
but I知 here for your help, Sam,

520
00:37:38,596 --> 00:37:43,066
because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet.

521
00:37:43,067 --> 00:37:45,168
Perhaps they are right.

522
00:37:45,169 --> 00:37:50,340
That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share.

523
00:37:50,341 --> 00:37:53,201
- This isn't my war. - Not yet,

524
00:37:53,912 --> 00:37:56,532
but I fear it soon will be.

525
00:37:56,581 --> 00:38:00,761
Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron.

526
00:38:01,386 --> 00:38:03,766
Whole generations lost.

527
00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:10,360
I know, and I want to help you, I do,

528
00:38:10,361 --> 00:38:13,530
but I am not some alien ambassador, you know?

529
00:38:13,531 --> 00:38:16,366
I知 a normal kid with normal problems.

530
00:38:16,367 --> 00:38:19,107
I am where I知 supposed to be.

531
00:38:21,439 --> 00:38:23,279
I知 sorry. I...

532
00:38:24,809 --> 00:38:25,976
I really am.

533
00:38:25,977 --> 00:38:30,517
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

534
00:38:30,581 --> 00:38:33,981
You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.

535
00:38:34,385 --> 00:38:36,945
We do, more than you know.

536
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,910
(HORN BLOWING) [HORN BLOWING] 

537
00:38:51,923 --> 00:38:53,403
(SNARLING) [SNARLING] 

538
00:39:10,888 --> 00:39:15,392
Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact, bearing 214, and possible hostile,

539
00:39:15,393 --> 00:39:17,461
confirmed for Project Deep Six Drop Point.

540
00:39:17,462 --> 00:39:20,263
- What do you got? - SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,

541
00:39:20,264 --> 00:39:21,984
diving fast.

542
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:27,838
Never seen anything dive that deep that fast.

543
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:31,441
- Man battle stations. - Chief of the watch, man battle stations!

544
00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:33,643
Helm, left full rudder, all ahead two-thirds.

545
00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:37,524
- Left full rudder, two-thirds. - Dive, go deep.

546
00:39:58,302 --> 00:40:00,604
The nets protecting NBE One are screaming, sir.

547
00:40:00,605 --> 00:40:04,574
That is 9,300 fathoms down. And no confirmed DSRVs on site?

548
00:40:04,575 --> 00:40:08,515
- None, sir. - Then, people, we've got a problem!

549
00:40:16,854 --> 00:40:19,774
(MUFFLED SCREAMING) [MUFFLED SCREAMING] Need parts! Kill the little one!

550
00:40:28,499 --> 00:40:30,879
(ALARM BLARING) [ALARM BLARING] The shard make Energon!

551
00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:46,883
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts, and they're coming up fast!

552
00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:50,524
- Sound collision alarm. - Left hard rudder.

553
00:40:50,655 --> 00:40:52,735
Five hundred feet.

554
00:40:52,857 --> 00:40:56,317
Angel Six, we got six hostiles coming up.

555
00:41:03,101 --> 00:41:05,402
- Collision imminent port side. - One hundred feet.

556
00:41:05,403 --> 00:41:07,423
Brace for impact.

557
00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:35,230
Starscream, I知 home.

558
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:40,820
Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection.

559
00:41:41,272 --> 00:41:45,272
You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet.

560
00:41:45,543 --> 00:41:49,843
Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it!

561
00:41:50,481 --> 00:41:54,841
After all, in your absence, someone had to take command.

562
00:41:59,699 --> 00:42:01,299
(CHITTERING) [CHITTERING] 

563
00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:03,864
[CHITTERING] Even in death, there is no command but mine.

564
00:42:10,134 --> 00:42:13,114
My master, I failed you on Earth.

565
00:42:13,804 --> 00:42:18,584
The AllSpark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish.

566
00:42:20,311 --> 00:42:25,271
You have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel.

567
00:42:25,983 --> 00:42:29,719
Its power, its knowledge, can never be destroyed.

568
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:33,600
- It can only transform. - How is that possible?

569
00:42:34,392 --> 00:42:37,792
It has been absorbed by the human child.

570
00:42:38,062 --> 00:42:42,182
The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.

571
00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:46,870
Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!

572
00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:50,091
And you will, my apprentice, in time.

573
00:42:50,441 --> 00:42:55,401
For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet

574
00:42:55,813 --> 00:43:00,833
where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers.

575
00:43:03,254 --> 00:43:07,494
Only a Prime can defeat me, and now, only one remains.

576
00:43:10,428 --> 00:43:13,168
Optimus! He protects the boy.

577
00:43:13,864 --> 00:43:16,784
Then the boy will lead us to him

578
00:43:23,741 --> 00:43:27,981
The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights.

579
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,260
Without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying.

580
00:43:38,522 --> 00:43:40,782
(SILENTLY) [SILENTLY] Space. Time. Gravity.

581
00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:49,771
- Thank you. - Finish that for me.

582
00:43:49,967 --> 00:43:52,902
We're going on a journey together, you and I, today.

583
00:43:52,903 --> 00:43:57,803
All you eager, nubile, young minds on the very cusp of adulthood.

584
00:43:59,309 --> 00:44:01,509
(HIGH PITCHED RINGING) [HIGH PITCHED RINGING] 

585
00:44:01,846 --> 00:44:05,426
your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.

586
00:44:08,419 --> 00:44:10,919
Welcome to Astronomy 101.

587
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:17,940
Virgo, the virgin.

588
00:44:20,431 --> 00:44:22,365
Orion, the great hunter.

589
00:44:22,366 --> 00:44:27,070
These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon.

590
00:44:27,071 --> 00:44:29,271
No, they are dynamos

591
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:33,533
filled with a throbbing, savage and pent-up energy!

592
00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:41,518
- Energy equals mass... - What you doing?

593
00:44:41,519 --> 00:44:43,053
Put your hand down. Put your hand down.

594
00:44:43,054 --> 00:44:45,555
Young man, there are no questions

595
00:44:45,556 --> 00:44:47,590
until I致e reached the climax of my lecture.

596
00:44:47,591 --> 00:44:51,661
I just finished your book and there's only one problem. Einstein's wrong.

597
00:44:51,662 --> 00:44:53,096
Energy does equal mass times the velocity

598
00:44:53,097 --> 00:44:54,264
of light squared in this dimension,

599
00:44:54,265 --> 00:44:57,867
but what about the other 17? We haven't even talked about the other 17.

600
00:44:57,868 --> 00:44:59,708
Clear example.

601
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,641
Break down the elemental components of Energon,

602
00:45:04,642 --> 00:45:07,210
assume a constant decay rate and extrapolate for each of the...

603
00:45:07,211 --> 00:45:08,712
Fourteen galactic convergences it took

604
00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:12,415
the Sentinel Prime expedition to receive an... Echo on its signal,

605
00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:14,451
you wind up with a formula for inter-dimensional energy increase

606
00:45:14,452 --> 00:45:15,952
(GASPS) [GASPS] that mass and light alone can't possibly explain.

607
00:45:15,953 --> 00:45:18,321
Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in the class who...

608
00:45:18,322 --> 00:45:22,502
Young man, I will not be punk'd in front of the dean.

609
00:45:24,462 --> 00:45:27,202
No, this is my universe here.

610
00:45:27,932 --> 00:45:31,812
(STUDENTS LAUGHING) [STUDENTS LAUGHING] Do you understand? I am the alpha and the omega.

611
00:45:33,371 --> 00:45:36,411
- Get out of my class! - Yes, sir.

612
00:45:38,876 --> 00:45:43,176
Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?

613
00:45:49,627 --> 00:45:51,527
(DISTORTED AUDIO) [DISTORTED AUDIO] 

614
00:45:51,389 --> 00:45:54,909
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi. You're such a good boy.

615
00:45:57,194 --> 00:45:59,694
What a good boy, you are.

616
00:46:03,901 --> 00:46:06,521
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?

617
00:46:10,207 --> 00:46:12,647
(CELL PHONE RINGING) [CELL PHONE RINGING] Come on, check that out.

618
00:46:14,211 --> 00:46:15,991
There you go.

619
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,355
- Yes, Samuel? - Hello? Mikaela?

620
00:46:25,356 --> 00:46:28,024
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.

621
00:46:28,025 --> 00:46:30,894
- Something just happened to me, okay? - What, you finally hit puberty?

622
00:46:30,895 --> 00:46:32,595
No, no, no. Stop laughing. This is serious. Okay.

623
00:46:32,596 --> 00:46:34,397
Remember I was telling you about my great-great-grandfather,

624
00:46:34,398 --> 00:46:36,266
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?

625
00:46:36,267 --> 00:46:39,436
Watch it, watch it, watch... No! Okay, remember how I was telling you...

626
00:46:39,437 --> 00:46:41,838
Okay. Can you stop? Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

627
00:46:41,839 --> 00:46:42,939
Mikaela, okay,

628
00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:45,108
my great-great-grandfather went on this Arctic mission, right?

629
00:46:45,109 --> 00:46:46,776
And he saw Megatron. Megatron zapped him,

630
00:46:46,777 --> 00:46:48,745
and he started seeing these crazy symbols. Okay.

631
00:46:48,746 --> 00:46:50,246
Well, now I知 seeing them, too. Excuse me.

632
00:46:50,247 --> 00:46:52,782
I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds.

633
00:46:52,783 --> 00:46:54,250
I had a meltdown in the middle of my class.

634
00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:57,351
I am seeing symbols ever since I...

635
00:46:57,655 --> 00:47:01,724
- Since what? - Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.

636
00:47:01,725 --> 00:47:03,827
- Do you have it? - Yeah, I have it.

637
00:47:03,828 --> 00:47:07,764
- It's in the shop safe. It's fine. - Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?

638
00:47:07,765 --> 00:47:09,632
- Don't touch it. - I知 not gonna touch it.

639
00:47:09,633 --> 00:47:11,301
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.

640
00:47:11,302 --> 00:47:14,402
- No one knows where it is. - I do!

641
00:47:15,806 --> 00:47:19,026
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.

642
00:47:20,177 --> 00:47:23,097
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.

643
00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:27,355
Damn it! Son of a bitch!

644
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:32,500
What are you looking at, slobber puss?

645
00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:37,163
What the... This place is a freaking house of horrors!

646
00:47:39,663 --> 00:47:41,803
Pain... It hurts...

647
00:47:42,766 --> 00:47:44,246
(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] Hold on.

648
00:47:46,737 --> 00:47:49,057
Right to five, then...

649
00:47:57,414 --> 00:48:01,954
Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?

650
00:48:04,288 --> 00:48:06,923
That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

651
00:48:06,924 --> 00:48:11,224
- You gonna talk now? - I seek knowledge from the Cube.

652
00:48:11,228 --> 00:48:13,062
- The Fallen demands me! - What knowledge?

653
00:48:13,063 --> 00:48:15,765
You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard.

654
00:48:15,766 --> 00:48:18,368
They're gonna whack me! I知 gonna be dead without that shard!

655
00:48:18,369 --> 00:48:21,571
Easy, warrior goddess, I知 just a little salvage-scrap drone!

656
00:48:21,572 --> 00:48:24,941
- And I知 your worst nightmare. - Hey, hey, hey!

657
00:48:24,942 --> 00:48:26,442
- What the hell was that? - I'll tell you later,

658
00:48:26,443 --> 00:48:28,044
just not on an open phone line, okay?

659
00:48:28,045 --> 00:48:29,178
I知 gonna get on a plane right now

660
00:48:29,179 --> 00:48:33,839
and I'll be there later this afternoon. Just be careful, Sam.

661
00:48:39,490 --> 00:48:42,458
And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?

662
00:48:42,459 --> 00:48:44,260
Yeah, a live bomb!

663
00:48:44,261 --> 00:48:46,041
- No. - Good.

664
00:48:58,242 --> 00:49:00,944
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!

665
00:49:00,945 --> 00:49:04,814
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!

666
00:49:04,815 --> 00:49:07,795
- As in how many? - Unclear, sir.

667
00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:09,845
Well, get clear.

668
00:49:14,024 --> 00:49:16,893
The Autobots are on the move, splitting into two teams, sir.

669
00:49:16,894 --> 00:49:18,061
They're not answering our calls

670
00:49:18,062 --> 00:49:19,729
and they're heading to New York and Philadelphia.

671
00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:24,330
All right, full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!

672
00:49:26,870 --> 00:49:28,410
Let's go!

673
00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:36,610
Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.

674
00:49:37,314 --> 00:49:40,883
Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?

675
00:49:40,884 --> 00:49:43,453
Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping.

676
00:49:43,454 --> 00:49:45,588
Basically, I致e got, like, 18 inches of meat.

677
00:49:45,589 --> 00:49:48,257
Unless you're vegetarian. All right. It's cool. I am, too.

678
00:49:48,258 --> 00:49:51,358
- Sam home? - Sam? I think he died,

679
00:49:51,629 --> 00:49:53,029
but why don't we check?

680
00:49:53,030 --> 00:49:54,964
- Here we are. - Hey!

681
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:56,232
You ever have a song stuck in your head? It's like

682
00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:58,267
the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it

683
00:49:58,268 --> 00:50:02,038
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?

684
00:50:02,039 --> 00:50:04,240
Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

685
00:50:04,241 --> 00:50:05,675
(SHUSHING) [SHUSHING] - kitten calendar... - Dude, what the eff?

686
00:50:05,676 --> 00:50:07,844
I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

687
00:50:07,845 --> 00:50:09,979
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.

688
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,648
Now it's on the walls. Everything is good.

689
00:50:11,649 --> 00:50:14,089
This is the part that...

690
00:50:17,454 --> 00:50:18,721
Okay, what were you saying?

691
00:50:18,722 --> 00:50:22,158
Alice, I知 horrified you had to see this. Let's go.

692
00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:23,593
Get out.

693
00:50:23,594 --> 00:50:25,528
Wait, wait, wait! Can I just sit and watch?

694
00:50:25,529 --> 00:50:27,730
I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.

695
00:50:27,731 --> 00:50:30,733
Sam, I knew there was something special about you.

696
00:50:30,734 --> 00:50:32,154
Really?

697
00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:35,738
And I know you know what happens

698
00:50:35,739 --> 00:50:38,741
when two people in the know get together.

699
00:50:38,742 --> 00:50:41,722
They're genuinely amazing in bed.

700
00:50:43,881 --> 00:50:45,481
Thank you.

701
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:48,217
All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.

702
00:50:48,218 --> 00:50:53,356
- Flag on the play. Okay. I知 very ticklish. - We have needs, Sam. Relax.

703
00:50:53,357 --> 00:50:54,657
Jeez!

704
00:50:56,493 --> 00:51:00,253
What about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it?

705
00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:04,834
- You are very aggressive. - Just relax.

706
00:51:04,835 --> 00:51:07,635
You want some turkey meatloaf?

707
00:51:12,142 --> 00:51:13,382
Sam?

708
00:51:14,761 --> 00:51:16,061
(ROARS) [ROARS] 

709
00:51:15,746 --> 00:51:18,966
- Mikaela! - Is that your girlfriend?

710
00:51:18,297 --> 00:51:19,717
(CHOKING) [CHOKING] 

711
00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:20,730
(GRUNTING) [GRUNTING] Ex.

712
00:51:21,518 --> 00:51:23,358
(BANGING ON WALL) [BANGING ON WALL] Mikaela! Wait!

713
00:51:25,522 --> 00:51:27,482
I can explain...

714
00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,007
(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] 

715
00:51:45,943 --> 00:51:48,683
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...

716
00:51:51,183 --> 00:51:52,723
(SQUEALING) [SQUEALING] 

717
00:52:06,997 --> 00:52:08,097
All right, come on.

718
00:52:08,098 --> 00:52:09,732
- She's coming! - She's an alien robot! You gotta move.

719
00:52:09,733 --> 00:52:12,353
- Is this real? - Just run!

720
00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:20,376
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe I almost had sex with her in my dream!

721
00:52:20,377 --> 00:52:22,178
I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam!

722
00:52:22,179 --> 00:52:23,646
- Look, it's not my fault, okay? - It's not your fault?

723
00:52:23,647 --> 00:52:25,148
Listen! Listen, I知 a victim!

724
00:52:25,149 --> 00:52:26,549
- You were a victim? Of what? - Yeah.

725
00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:28,484
- Of what, a little 80-pound girl? - Of... Of molestation.

726
00:52:28,485 --> 00:52:30,253
It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox!

727
00:52:30,254 --> 00:52:31,687
You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth!

728
00:52:31,688 --> 00:52:32,889
- I didn't! Look! - You did!

729
00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:35,491
You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?

730
00:52:35,492 --> 00:52:38,761
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel!

731
00:52:38,762 --> 00:52:42,165
- Like a diesel-y tinge to it! - You're such a little girl!

732
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:44,133
We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence right now.

733
00:52:44,134 --> 00:52:45,434
I知 not talking to you for 10 seconds.

734
00:52:45,435 --> 00:52:47,370
You can't give me the silent treatment! You know what?

735
00:52:47,371 --> 00:52:49,972
I知 not talking to you for 10 seconds. You have three seconds left.

736
00:52:49,973 --> 00:52:51,274
You know what? You can give me the silent treatment

737
00:52:51,275 --> 00:52:53,309
all you want, but you can't keep me from talking.

738
00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:55,011
- What were you gonna say? - I hope you had a lot of fun,

739
00:52:55,012 --> 00:52:56,979
because this, this is over.

740
00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:59,482
She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe?

741
00:52:59,483 --> 00:53:01,818
She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies

742
00:53:01,819 --> 00:53:04,754
are gestating and hatching inside of you. They're growing right now, probably!

743
00:53:04,755 --> 00:53:07,623
You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now!

744
00:53:07,624 --> 00:53:08,825
Who are you?

745
00:53:08,826 --> 00:53:12,028
I知 Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? I知 the key to this.

746
00:53:12,029 --> 00:53:15,609
The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site.

747
00:53:19,736 --> 00:53:22,176
Whoa, guys, right there!

748
00:53:25,075 --> 00:53:26,315
Run!

749
00:53:29,576 --> 00:53:31,656
(STUDENTS SCREAMING) [STUDENTS SCREAMING] 

750
00:53:30,147 --> 00:53:31,627
[STUDENTS SCREAMING] Mikaela!

751
00:53:49,099 --> 00:53:51,479
Come on! We gotta move!

752
00:53:51,635 --> 00:53:53,355
It's a bomb!

753
00:54:02,613 --> 00:54:05,233
You've got to get that box!

754
00:54:07,484 --> 00:54:11,364
- This way. - What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!

755
00:54:11,755 --> 00:54:14,590
Oh, my God, you know how to hot-wire a car? That's so hot!

756
00:54:14,591 --> 00:54:16,859
Drive, drive, drive! She's right there! She's right there!

757
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:19,420
Come on, come on, come on.

758
00:54:20,063 --> 00:54:22,743
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!

759
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,840
Now!

760
00:54:26,403 --> 00:54:27,823
Tongue!

761
00:54:32,376 --> 00:54:34,036
Oh, my God!

762
00:54:41,318 --> 00:54:43,338
Kiss this, bitch!

763
00:54:48,325 --> 00:54:50,525
Drive, drive, drive.

764
00:54:51,885 --> 00:54:54,205
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING) [HELICOPTER APPROACHING] 

765
00:54:53,130 --> 00:54:54,397
(TIRES SCREECHING) [TIRES SCREECHING] Okay, so what else don't I know, all right?

766
00:54:54,398 --> 00:54:58,518
Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details.

767
00:54:58,802 --> 00:55:03,282
That thing you saw back there, that was the little baby...

768
00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:08,114
(SAM SCREAMING) [SAM SCREAMING] 

769
00:55:07,210 --> 00:55:10,130
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Sam!

770
00:55:12,616 --> 00:55:13,856
Sam!

771
00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:19,822
- Sam! - Hold on!

772
00:55:19,823 --> 00:55:22,263
- Pull me up! - Hold on!

773
00:55:25,727 --> 00:55:27,507
(ALL SCREAMING) [ALL SCREAMING] 

774
00:55:26,997 --> 00:55:30,937
I don't want to die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God!

775
00:55:41,661 --> 00:55:43,921
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 

776
00:55:55,592 --> 00:55:57,372
Jesus! Jesus!

777
00:56:05,335 --> 00:56:07,235
Come here, boy.

778
00:56:08,405 --> 00:56:09,825
Closer.

779
00:56:10,407 --> 00:56:11,707
- Oh, my God. - Okay.

780
00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:14,210
You remember me, don't you?

781
00:56:14,211 --> 00:56:16,746
I did what you said, okay? Just don't hurt us.

782
00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:18,227
Shut up!

783
00:56:18,849 --> 00:56:20,089
Sam!

784
00:56:26,256 --> 00:56:28,156
Yeah! Yes, yes.

785
00:56:30,694 --> 00:56:33,674
It feels good to grab your flesh!

786
00:56:35,432 --> 00:56:38,892
I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,

787
00:56:39,970 --> 00:56:43,610
but first, we have some delicate work to do.

788
00:56:47,878 --> 00:56:50,798
How I could snap your limbs off!

789
00:56:50,814 --> 00:56:53,974
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.

790
00:56:55,018 --> 00:56:58,778
I'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face.

791
00:57:01,391 --> 00:57:04,791
I知 the doctor. The odd job. Information!

792
00:57:08,432 --> 00:57:09,732
Yeah!

793
00:57:17,374 --> 00:57:19,574
Beseeching my shard!

794
00:57:19,676 --> 00:57:21,756
Easy or tough way?

795
00:57:44,334 --> 00:57:46,335
- There they are. - That's what I知 seeing in my head.

796
00:57:46,336 --> 00:57:50,216
These symbols can lead us to the Energon source.

797
00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:53,433
We must have the brain on the table!

798
00:57:54,478 --> 00:57:56,798
- Chop, chop! - Brain?

799
00:57:57,114 --> 00:57:58,447
What does he mean by my brain?

800
00:57:58,448 --> 00:58:01,484
Well, you have something on your mind, something I need.

801
00:58:01,485 --> 00:58:03,519
Hold on. I know you're pissed. I know you're pissed

802
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,521
because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable.

803
00:58:05,522 --> 00:58:07,022
If somebody tried to kill me, I壇 be upset, too.

804
00:58:07,023 --> 00:58:09,692
I think that we have an opportunity here

805
00:58:09,693 --> 00:58:12,895
(CRASHING) [CRASHING] to start anew and develop our relationship

806
00:58:12,896 --> 00:58:15,264
and see where it leads us, okay?

807
00:58:15,265 --> 00:58:18,501
So, you just call Doctor Inspector off and let's just talk for five seconds!

808
00:58:18,502 --> 00:58:20,522
Wait, wait, wait!

809
00:58:25,342 --> 00:58:27,842
- Come on! Go, go! - Sam!

810
00:58:30,947 --> 00:58:32,607
Go, go, go!

811
00:58:41,165 --> 00:58:43,065
(BULLET WHIZZING) [BULLET WHIZZING] 

812
00:58:58,808 --> 00:59:00,048
Sam!

813
00:59:07,651 --> 00:59:08,891
Run!

814
00:59:15,926 --> 00:59:17,826
Go, go, go, go!

815
00:59:18,195 --> 00:59:20,035
Here he comes!

816
00:59:26,536 --> 00:59:28,136
Hide, Sam!

817
00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:39,882
Weak!

818
00:59:41,952 --> 00:59:44,212
Puny! Waste of metal!

819
00:59:48,325 --> 00:59:50,165
Junkyard crap!

820
00:59:52,562 --> 00:59:54,282
Decepticons!

821
01:00:03,707 --> 01:00:05,607
Come here, boy.

822
01:00:35,639 --> 01:00:39,041
(WEAPONS CLANKING) [WEAPONS CLANKING] There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet.

823
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,722
The boy could lead us to it.

824
01:00:45,582 --> 01:00:47,062
Optimus!

825
01:01:00,263 --> 01:01:04,623
Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?

826
01:01:05,635 --> 01:01:09,095
- Up! Get up! - You'll never stop at one!

827
01:01:10,740 --> 01:01:13,000
I'll take you all on!

828
01:01:51,147 --> 01:01:52,927
Piece of tin!

829
01:01:54,484 --> 01:01:56,624
Sam! Where are you?

830
01:01:59,122 --> 01:02:00,302
No!

831
01:02:00,957 --> 01:02:02,857
You're so weak!

832
01:02:15,797 --> 01:02:17,757
(WEAPON SWOOSHING) [WEAPON SWOOSHING] 

833
01:02:27,784 --> 01:02:30,164
The last Prime is dead!

834
01:02:33,212 --> 01:02:34,692
(EXCLAIMS) [EXCLAIMS] 

835
01:02:40,497 --> 01:02:42,337
Sam, run. Run.

836
01:02:55,211 --> 01:02:57,231
Autobots, attack!

837
01:03:01,718 --> 01:03:04,638
Bumblebee, get them out of here!

838
01:03:05,441 --> 01:03:07,221
(DISTANT AUDIO) [DISTANT AUDIO] 

839
01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:13,696
(DISTANT AUDIO) [DISTANT AUDIO] 

840
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:19,200
This is Lennox.

841
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,700
- That went well. - We've lost the boy, Master.

842
01:03:34,951 --> 01:03:37,519
The Autobots must be shielding their signals.

843
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,460
I can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect?

844
01:03:43,326 --> 01:03:46,966
- One insect among seven billion! - Shut up!

845
01:03:47,897 --> 01:03:49,998
He could be anywhere.

846
01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:53,579
Then we will force them to find him for us!

847
01:03:54,103 --> 01:03:57,272
It's time for the world to know of our presence.

848
01:03:57,273 --> 01:03:59,953
No more disguises. No mercy!

849
01:04:00,710 --> 01:04:04,230
The time has come for my master's arrival.

850
01:04:08,551 --> 01:04:11,591
Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.

851
01:04:31,307 --> 01:04:33,709
Speaking French is so exciting!

852
01:04:33,710 --> 01:04:35,970
Oh, God, who is this?

853
01:04:37,313 --> 01:04:39,693
(INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES) [INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES] Hello? I mean, bonsoir!

854
01:04:41,551 --> 01:04:44,951
- What? Who is this? - Where is the boy?

855
01:04:45,121 --> 01:04:50,381
For Pete's sakes. I知 not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing.

856
01:05:29,966 --> 01:05:31,033
Jeez!

857
01:05:31,034 --> 01:05:33,669
You are invading my space. I知 gonna have to drop you.

858
01:05:33,670 --> 01:05:34,970
Would you get out of here?

859
01:05:34,971 --> 01:05:37,306
I didn't come all the way across the ocean to eat a plate of snails.

860
01:05:37,307 --> 01:05:38,674
I want to try new things.

861
01:05:38,675 --> 01:05:41,535
Looks like Canadian goose poop.

862
01:05:42,445 --> 01:05:44,105
It's nasty.

863
01:05:55,725 --> 01:05:57,865
(CHATTERING ON RADIO) [CHATTERING ON RADIO] 

864
01:06:03,686 --> 01:06:05,466
(SIREN WAILING) [SIREN WAILING] 

865
01:06:27,867 --> 01:06:29,587
(MAN SHOUTING) [MAN SHOUTING] 

866
01:06:39,808 --> 01:06:41,768
(PEOPLE SCREAMING) [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 

867
01:06:56,085 --> 01:06:58,045
Revenge is mine.

868
01:07:16,572 --> 01:07:17,872
Yeah!

869
01:07:20,777 --> 01:07:22,844
...definitely not a plane...

870
01:07:22,845 --> 01:07:24,980
Look, carriers don't just sink.

871
01:07:24,981 --> 01:07:28,450
...a horrible accident or a terrorist attack or worse...

872
01:07:28,451 --> 01:07:30,519
Negative. NORAD confirmed,

873
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:35,600
projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.

874
01:07:49,372 --> 01:07:51,992
(ELECTRIC SPARKING) [ELECTRIC SPARKING] Citizens of the human hive,

875
01:07:52,709 --> 01:07:55,929
your leaders have withheld the truth.

876
01:07:55,435 --> 01:07:57,275
(STATIC HISSING) [STATIC HISSING] 

877
01:07:56,446 --> 01:07:59,546
You are not alone in this universe.

878
01:08:00,450 --> 01:08:03,370
We have lived among you, hidden,

879
01:08:07,523 --> 01:08:11,583
As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will,

880
01:08:14,163 --> 01:08:16,963
unless you turn over this boy.

881
01:08:22,338 --> 01:08:26,878
If you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it.

882
01:08:29,412 --> 01:08:31,012
What we're hearing from the German government

883
01:08:31,013 --> 01:08:34,149
is that the world broadcast was a satellite hacking.

884
01:08:34,150 --> 01:08:37,786
The military has just told us they have assumed Condition Delta,

885
01:08:37,787 --> 01:08:40,422
which is the highest level we have been at since 9/11.

886
01:08:40,423 --> 01:08:43,943
President Obama is being flown to a bunker

887
01:08:44,193 --> 01:08:48,730
in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe.

888
01:08:48,731 --> 01:08:54,202
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost.

889
01:08:54,203 --> 01:08:57,472
Worldwide casualties are in the neighborhood of 7,000,

890
01:08:57,473 --> 01:08:59,241
but that number could climb.

891
01:08:59,242 --> 01:09:01,982
It's still too early to tell.

892
01:09:02,845 --> 01:09:05,881
The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.

893
01:09:05,882 --> 01:09:08,683
We believe they have information about the attacks.

894
01:09:08,684 --> 01:09:11,086
The FBI, CIA and Interpol

895
01:09:11,087 --> 01:09:14,523
are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcement.

896
01:09:14,524 --> 01:09:16,725
You need to listen to this, man. You gotta check this out.

897
01:09:16,726 --> 01:09:19,427
- They have a traffic-camera spotting... - They have a picture of me, man.

898
01:09:19,428 --> 01:09:23,131
We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!

899
01:09:23,132 --> 01:09:24,232
I just need you to focus

900
01:09:24,233 --> 01:09:25,300
- for one minute, man. - Just stop.

901
01:09:25,301 --> 01:09:26,902
This thing has blown up to a whole other level, all right?

902
01:09:26,903 --> 01:09:28,703
You know what? Give me this thing. They can track us.

903
01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:31,264
- Do you see this? - What?

904
01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:36,241
They can track us? Like, satellite track us?

905
01:09:36,242 --> 01:09:37,676
Okay, I知 not even with you guys!

906
01:09:37,677 --> 01:09:40,078
Technically, I知 like a hostage. This is kidnapping...

907
01:09:40,079 --> 01:09:41,713
- Enough is... - Yo, Leo!

908
01:09:41,714 --> 01:09:43,915
This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.

909
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:46,384
- That's 'cause you is a wuss. - You guys forced me into that car, right?

910
01:09:46,385 --> 01:09:47,452
I think he's scared.

911
01:09:47,453 --> 01:09:50,055
Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?

912
01:09:50,056 --> 01:09:51,489
Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk

913
01:09:51,490 --> 01:09:53,124
and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?

914
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:57,305
- Not in my trunk. - Yo, bumper cars? I知 hearing you.

915
01:09:58,397 --> 01:10:00,665
No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?

916
01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:03,106
I致e had a hell of a day!

917
01:10:03,269 --> 01:10:05,770
Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

918
01:10:05,771 --> 01:10:07,005
Go whine to your boyfriend!

919
01:10:07,006 --> 01:10:09,307
Listen, Sam, I know what I知 gonna do, man. Look, I知 just going to go

920
01:10:09,308 --> 01:10:10,475
to the authorities and tell them the truth.

921
01:10:10,476 --> 01:10:11,576
Like, I had nothing to do with this.

922
01:10:11,577 --> 01:10:13,078
- So, I知 not an accomplice. - Hey, you wanted this, right?

923
01:10:13,079 --> 01:10:14,546
You wanted the real deal? Well, that's what this is.

924
01:10:14,547 --> 01:10:15,980
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!

925
01:10:15,981 --> 01:10:19,284
You want to run? Go ahead! No one's stopping you.

926
01:10:19,285 --> 01:10:21,305
Stop complaining.

927
01:10:57,156 --> 01:10:58,990
What is the meaning of this?

928
01:10:58,991 --> 01:11:00,992
You dare point a gun at me?

929
01:11:00,993 --> 01:11:04,753
You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart!

930
01:11:06,532 --> 01:11:09,234
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

931
01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:10,769
- Tell them to lower their weapons! - Tell them first.

932
01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:11,903
Tell them to lower their weapons.

933
01:11:11,904 --> 01:11:13,972
Major, there's nothing I can do. Talk to him.

934
01:11:13,973 --> 01:11:16,408
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

935
01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:18,977
You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations

936
01:11:18,978 --> 01:11:21,413
and return to Diego Garcia pending further orders.

937
01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:23,848
No, we take our orders directly from Chairman Morshower, sir.

938
01:11:23,849 --> 01:11:25,717
Well, I'll see your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

939
01:11:25,718 --> 01:11:28,319
and I will raise you a President of the United States.

940
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,854
I have operational command now.

941
01:11:29,855 --> 01:11:32,157
An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores

942
01:11:32,158 --> 01:11:34,292
for which our soldiers are paying the price.

943
01:11:34,293 --> 01:11:35,994
The secret is out!

944
01:11:35,995 --> 01:11:39,531
This is our war now and we will win it as we always have,

945
01:11:39,532 --> 01:11:41,533
with a coordinated military strategy.

946
01:11:41,534 --> 01:11:44,574
This fool is terribly misinformed.

947
01:11:44,603 --> 01:11:46,037
You're gonna need every asset that you've got.

948
01:11:46,038 --> 01:11:49,378
What we need is to draw up battle plans

949
01:11:50,075 --> 01:11:52,911
Like what, handing over the kid?

950
01:11:52,912 --> 01:11:55,380
All options are being considered.

951
01:11:55,381 --> 01:11:59,384
Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start.

952
01:11:59,385 --> 01:12:02,554
- There is no negotiating with them. - I知 ordering you to stand down.

953
01:12:02,555 --> 01:12:06,724
You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base!

954
01:12:06,725 --> 01:12:11,025
And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia.

955
01:12:11,163 --> 01:12:12,703
Let's go!

956
01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:17,286
I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole.

957
01:12:17,736 --> 01:12:20,338
Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

958
01:12:20,339 --> 01:12:26,019
- Ironhide, we should leave this planet. - That's not what Optimus would want.

959
01:12:44,797 --> 01:12:48,257
There's nothing that you could have done.

960
01:12:51,504 --> 01:12:53,644
- You okay? - Yeah.

961
01:12:56,742 --> 01:12:59,782
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

962
01:13:07,486 --> 01:13:09,806
I messed up. I知 sorry.

963
01:13:12,591 --> 01:13:16,561
Young fella, you are the person I care about most in my life.

964
01:13:16,562 --> 01:13:20,562
If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.

965
01:13:21,934 --> 01:13:26,037
He's dead because of me. He came here to protect me and he's dead.

966
01:13:26,038 --> 01:13:28,873
There's some things you just can't change.

967
01:13:28,874 --> 01:13:33,774
So, his sacrifice for us would not have been in vain. Hallelujah!

968
01:13:34,346 --> 01:13:36,714
I知 gonna make it right. I知 going to turn myself in.

969
01:13:36,715 --> 01:13:39,755
We... We've got to stick together.

970
01:13:43,522 --> 01:13:47,102
- You're not going to do that. - Yes, I am.

971
01:13:51,297 --> 01:13:55,537
Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day!

972
01:13:57,670 --> 01:13:59,810
- You two... - Huh?

973
01:13:59,939 --> 01:14:01,139
Hey, you know the glyphs?

974
01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:04,442
These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?

975
01:14:04,443 --> 01:14:08,746
That's old school, yo. That's, like... That's Cybertronian.

976
01:14:08,747 --> 01:14:10,114
That's some serious stuff, right there.

977
01:14:10,115 --> 01:14:13,217
They gotta mean something, like a message or like a map.

978
01:14:13,218 --> 01:14:14,719
Like a map to an Energon source!

979
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,400
- Can you read this? - Read?

980
01:14:18,090 --> 01:14:20,458
No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.

981
01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:22,560
If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.

982
01:14:22,561 --> 01:14:24,295
Look who came sashaying back!

983
01:14:24,296 --> 01:14:25,964
Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him.

984
01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:27,865
I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

985
01:14:27,866 --> 01:14:29,100
That's 'cause you're a pussy.

986
01:14:29,101 --> 01:14:31,603
I think I知 allowed that, considering what I致e been through.

987
01:14:31,604 --> 01:14:32,737
I heard you have a problem.

988
01:14:32,738 --> 01:14:36,438
- I think I know someone who can help. - Who?

989
01:14:40,613 --> 01:14:41,879
This guy, Robo-Warrior,

990
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,382
everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know.

991
01:14:44,383 --> 01:14:45,817
One time we revenge-hacked his site

992
01:14:45,818 --> 01:14:50,178
and maybe I saw some of your alien drawings or whatever.

993
01:15:02,768 --> 01:15:04,702
This is it. Yep.

994
01:15:04,703 --> 01:15:06,304
Deli. Good front!

995
01:15:06,305 --> 01:15:09,307
All right, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go. All right?

996
01:15:09,308 --> 01:15:12,043
Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,

997
01:15:12,044 --> 01:15:15,246
kasha-varnishka and kreplach combo right here.

998
01:15:15,247 --> 01:15:16,681
Cash only. Who's next?

999
01:15:16,682 --> 01:15:21,162
I told you to cure the lox in the brine and then smoke it.

1000
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,321
You... You ruined a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!

1001
01:15:23,322 --> 01:15:24,722
I知 like a ninja with a blade. It's an art form.

1002
01:15:24,723 --> 01:15:26,024
Give me your money. Get out of here!

1003
01:15:26,025 --> 01:15:30,505
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh? Take a number, young man.

1004
01:15:30,529 --> 01:15:32,309
Robo-Warrior.

1005
01:15:33,632 --> 01:15:35,900
- Know him? - I never heard of him.

1006
01:15:35,901 --> 01:15:38,336
You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal. com?

1007
01:15:38,337 --> 01:15:42,817
You must be talking about that amateur-hour blog operation

1008
01:15:45,210 --> 01:15:49,280
It's him! It's him! That's the guy right there! That's him!

1009
01:15:49,281 --> 01:15:50,461
No.

1010
01:15:51,216 --> 01:15:53,518
- You got to be kidding me. - All right, meat store's closed!

1011
01:15:53,519 --> 01:15:55,953
- Everybody out! Out, right now! - When he says to go,

1012
01:15:55,954 --> 01:15:57,622
- you go. - That means you, lady, right now.

1013
01:15:57,623 --> 01:15:59,857
- Wait a minute. You know this guy? - We're old friends.

1014
01:15:59,858 --> 01:16:03,394
Old friends? You're the case that shut down Sector Seven,

1015
01:16:03,395 --> 01:16:04,796
got the kibosh, disbanded.

1016
01:16:04,797 --> 01:16:09,037
No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing.

1017
01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:15,573
- Look at her now, so mature. - Moron! Where's the whitefish?

1018
01:16:15,574 --> 01:16:17,508
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.

1019
01:16:17,509 --> 01:16:19,177
- Yakov! - What?

1020
01:16:19,178 --> 01:16:23,058
You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around!

1021
01:16:23,215 --> 01:16:26,050
- It's my dream. - Help her out.

1022
01:16:26,051 --> 01:16:27,151
You live with your mama?

1023
01:16:27,152 --> 01:16:28,586
No, my mama lives with me. It's a big difference.

1024
01:16:28,587 --> 01:16:30,521
They got your face all over the news, alien boy.

1025
01:16:30,522 --> 01:16:32,990
- Yeah, I know. - And NBE One's still kicking, huh?

1026
01:16:32,991 --> 01:16:35,259
How did that happen? Don't answer.

1027
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:37,729
I don't know what you're hiding, but I don't want anything to do with it.

1028
01:16:37,730 --> 01:16:40,531
So, good-bye. You never saw me. I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.

1029
01:16:40,532 --> 01:16:43,101
Can you give me five seconds? Look, hold on, I need your help.

1030
01:16:43,102 --> 01:16:45,602
Really? You need my help?

1031
01:16:45,771 --> 01:16:48,473
I need... Look, I am slowly losing my mind.

1032
01:16:48,474 --> 01:16:50,174
Okay, I had a little crab-bot,

1033
01:16:50,175 --> 01:16:52,376
plunged a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain

1034
01:16:52,377 --> 01:16:55,313
and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie!

1035
01:16:55,314 --> 01:16:58,149
And on top of that, I知 a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough?

1036
01:16:58,150 --> 01:17:00,418
You said it projected images off your brain?

1037
01:17:00,419 --> 01:17:03,099
- Right. - Meat locker, now!

1038
01:17:03,722 --> 01:17:05,056
Dead pigs.

1039
01:17:05,057 --> 01:17:07,992
What you're about to see is top secret.

1040
01:17:07,993 --> 01:17:10,313
Do not tell my mother.

1041
01:17:11,163 --> 01:17:13,231
- Swine flu. Not good. - Now you know.

1042
01:17:13,232 --> 01:17:16,300
Next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it.

1043
01:17:16,301 --> 01:17:17,668
Sad little story.

1044
01:17:17,669 --> 01:17:20,071
An entire city flat. How do you explain that?

1045
01:17:20,072 --> 01:17:23,941
Okay, files, files. We're talking about symbols.

1046
01:17:23,942 --> 01:17:26,982
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.

1047
01:17:27,346 --> 01:17:29,366
Okay, Cube-brain.

1048
01:17:29,882 --> 01:17:32,183
Any of these look like the symbols you saw?

1049
01:17:32,184 --> 01:17:33,618
Where'd you get these?

1050
01:17:33,619 --> 01:17:37,355
Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel,

1051
01:17:37,356 --> 01:17:42,556
over 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact.

1052
01:17:42,828 --> 01:17:47,068
The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time.

1053
01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:49,006
How do I know?

1054
01:17:49,468 --> 01:17:51,369
Archeologists found these unexplained markings

1055
01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:54,038
in ancient ruins all over the world.

1056
01:17:54,039 --> 01:17:56,299
China. Egypt. Greece.

1057
01:17:57,075 --> 01:17:58,743
Shot in 1932.

1058
01:17:58,744 --> 01:18:00,678
These the symbols you're seeing in your head?

1059
01:18:00,679 --> 01:18:03,347
- Yeah. - Same ones over here, right?

1060
01:18:03,348 --> 01:18:08,008
So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things?

1061
01:18:09,154 --> 01:18:12,223
Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.

1062
01:18:12,224 --> 01:18:15,384
Check this out. Project Black Knife.

1063
01:18:15,627 --> 01:18:19,147
Robots in disguise, hiding here all along.

1064
01:18:20,199 --> 01:18:23,568
We detected radioactive signatures all across the country.

1065
01:18:23,569 --> 01:18:27,171
I pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate it,

1066
01:18:27,172 --> 01:18:30,775
but they said the readings were infinitesimal,

1067
01:18:30,776 --> 01:18:32,976
that I was obsessed.

1068
01:18:33,312 --> 01:18:35,812
Me. Can you imagine that?

1069
01:18:38,383 --> 01:18:40,318
- On Earth. Another source? - On Earth.

1070
01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:43,287
Okay? And that these symbols, maps in my head, would lead him there.

1071
01:18:43,288 --> 01:18:45,122
You talk to your Autobot friends about this?

1072
01:18:45,123 --> 01:18:46,524
No, no, no, the source is before them.

1073
01:18:46,525 --> 01:18:49,594
Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them.

1074
01:18:49,595 --> 01:18:51,662
- So, it comes before them. - Correct.

1075
01:18:51,663 --> 01:18:55,399
Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon.

1076
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,301
I mean, I知 not on speaking terms with them.

1077
01:18:57,302 --> 01:18:59,202
Actually, I am.

1078
01:19:03,709 --> 01:19:05,142
Let me out!

1079
01:19:05,143 --> 01:19:09,013
- This is going to be a little bit sad. - Open it.

1080
01:19:09,014 --> 01:19:11,315
I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!

1081
01:19:11,316 --> 01:19:12,884
Hey, behave!

1082
01:19:12,885 --> 01:19:14,785
- What is it, a Decepticon? - Yeah.

1083
01:19:14,786 --> 01:19:17,255
- And you're training him? - I知 trying to.

1084
01:19:17,256 --> 01:19:20,458
I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens,

1085
01:19:20,459 --> 01:19:24,161
and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

1086
01:19:24,162 --> 01:19:26,697
Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?

1087
01:19:26,698 --> 01:19:30,518
I知 sorry. I知 so sorry about your eye, you know,

1088
01:19:33,171 --> 01:19:34,672
Okay? I知 not gonna torch it.

1089
01:19:34,673 --> 01:19:38,313
Just tell me what these symbols are, please.

1090
01:19:39,211 --> 01:19:40,811
All right.

1091
01:19:41,980 --> 01:19:45,516
I know that. That's the language of the Primes.

1092
01:19:45,517 --> 01:19:48,286
I don't read it, but these guys...

1093
01:19:48,287 --> 01:19:52,287
Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?

1094
01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:58,396
They've been here thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what.

1095
01:19:58,397 --> 01:20:01,999
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll translate those symbols for you.

1096
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,402
- And I know where to find them. - Show us.

1097
01:20:04,403 --> 01:20:05,703
Yeah.

1098
01:20:09,408 --> 01:20:12,328
The closest one's in Washington.

1099
01:20:13,779 --> 01:20:18,259
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there.

1100
01:20:19,618 --> 01:20:23,078
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

1101
01:20:23,488 --> 01:20:26,228
- Hold those. - What is that?

1102
01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:29,593
What? I wear them when I知 in a funk.

1103
01:20:29,594 --> 01:20:33,230
So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing. Okay.

1104
01:20:33,231 --> 01:20:35,700
Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder.

1105
01:20:35,701 --> 01:20:38,769
You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name.

1106
01:20:38,770 --> 01:20:40,604
Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue.

1107
01:20:40,605 --> 01:20:43,007
It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.

1108
01:20:43,008 --> 01:20:44,775
Tricks the polygraph every time.

1109
01:20:44,776 --> 01:20:48,356
Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road.

1110
01:20:49,181 --> 01:20:51,182
I知 not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I知 not gonna do this.

1111
01:20:51,183 --> 01:20:53,818
(BUZZING) [BUZZING] - Guards have guns. I don't want to die. - Kid, kid, kid.

1112
01:20:53,819 --> 01:20:56,821
You compromise this mission, you are dead to me.

1113
01:20:56,822 --> 01:21:00,524
Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter.

1114
01:21:00,525 --> 01:21:01,792
The museum is now closing.

1115
01:21:01,793 --> 01:21:04,795
Yo, baba! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper!

1116
01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:06,197
(WHISTLES) [WHISTLES] You got any out here? Please tell me you do.

1117
01:21:06,198 --> 01:21:09,266
Sir! I suggest you get in there. The museum is closed!

1118
01:21:09,267 --> 01:21:11,769
Listen, man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important.

1119
01:21:11,770 --> 01:21:13,771
All right? Thumper dumper. I got to go. All right.

1120
01:21:13,772 --> 01:21:16,774
Sir, you are a grown, naked man around children.

1121
01:21:16,775 --> 01:21:21,855
- Pull your pants up and exit the building. - I知 not going anywhere.

1122
01:21:24,249 --> 01:21:27,151
- You got that paper, right, sir? - You should be embarrassed.

1123
01:21:27,152 --> 01:21:29,892
This is a family museum, sir.

1124
01:21:35,878 --> 01:21:37,358
(THUDDING) [THUDDING] 

1125
01:21:41,850 --> 01:21:43,690
(BOTH SCREAMING) [BOTH SCREAMING] 

1126
01:21:47,272 --> 01:21:48,873
What is going on here?

1127
01:21:48,874 --> 01:21:53,444
How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids?

1128
01:21:53,445 --> 01:21:56,845
You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur.

1129
01:21:59,551 --> 01:22:01,819
We just downed five guards. Five guards.

1130
01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:03,587
- Get your stuff and get out of here. - Give me a second here.

1131
01:22:03,588 --> 01:22:05,356
I got to get the tracker, all right.

1132
01:22:05,357 --> 01:22:08,217
- Be good. - I知 claustrophobic.

1133
01:22:33,718 --> 01:22:34,985
- He knows something. - What?

1134
01:22:34,986 --> 01:22:37,126
He knows something.

1135
01:22:42,027 --> 01:22:43,094
You got what I got?

1136
01:22:43,095 --> 01:22:45,295
- Yeah. - Blackbird.

1137
01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:49,400
There he is.

1138
01:22:49,401 --> 01:22:53,137
This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board!

1139
01:22:53,138 --> 01:22:57,558
Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.

1140
01:23:04,683 --> 01:23:06,784
Shit. It's a Decepticon!

1141
01:23:06,785 --> 01:23:09,220
- Decepticon? - Decepticon?

1142
01:23:09,221 --> 01:23:11,361
Behind the MiG now!

1143
01:23:23,368 --> 01:23:26,708
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?

1144
01:23:27,472 --> 01:23:29,807
Answer me, pawns and knaves!

1145
01:23:29,808 --> 01:23:33,448
Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath!

1146
01:23:34,346 --> 01:23:37,686
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!

1147
01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:40,016
Bugger it!

1148
01:23:40,185 --> 01:23:43,345
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

1149
01:23:45,056 --> 01:23:47,224
Prepare for remote systems override!

1150
01:23:47,225 --> 01:23:49,860
- I tell you, this guy did not age well. - I don't think he's gonna hurt us.

1151
01:23:49,861 --> 01:23:52,661
I command these doors to open.

1152
01:23:57,068 --> 01:23:58,469
Bollocks!

1153
01:23:58,470 --> 01:24:02,139
- Damn these worthless parts. - Wait a second!

1154
01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:05,060
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!

1155
01:24:06,411 --> 01:24:10,351
The museum is going to be very angry. Very angry.

1156
01:24:14,386 --> 01:24:18,446
- Right. I知 on a mission. - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1157
01:24:18,924 --> 01:24:20,824
- What do you want? - Look, we just want to talk!

1158
01:24:20,825 --> 01:24:22,693
I have no time to talk. I知 on a mission.

1159
01:24:22,694 --> 01:24:25,996
I知 a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?

1160
01:24:25,997 --> 01:24:27,464
- Earth. - Earth?

1161
01:24:27,465 --> 01:24:32,603
Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt.  Planet Dirt. 

1162
01:24:32,604 --> 01:24:36,106
Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?

1163
01:24:36,107 --> 01:24:38,876
- Who's winning? - The Decepticons.

1164
01:24:38,877 --> 01:24:42,313
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. - What do you mean, changed sides?

1165
01:24:42,314 --> 01:24:45,916
It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision.

1166
01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:49,653
So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

1167
01:24:49,654 --> 01:24:50,754
You mean you don't have to work

1168
01:24:50,755 --> 01:24:52,523
for those miserable, freaking Decepticons?

1169
01:24:52,524 --> 01:24:56,360
If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe.

1170
01:24:56,361 --> 01:24:59,029
I知 changing sides. I知 changing sides, too, warrior goddess.

1171
01:24:59,030 --> 01:25:01,298
- Who's your little Autobot? - You're cute.

1172
01:25:01,299 --> 01:25:04,969
Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name.

1173
01:25:04,970 --> 01:25:06,737
What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

1174
01:25:06,738 --> 01:25:07,938
At least he's faithful, Sam.

1175
01:25:07,939 --> 01:25:12,476
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted.

1176
01:25:12,477 --> 01:25:13,577
(MOANING) Can you just... Can you stop?

1177
01:25:13,578 --> 01:25:15,079
[MOANING] - Hey, what are you doing? - It's just something

1178
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,047
to think about. I won't argue with... What were you saying?

1179
01:25:17,048 --> 01:25:21,108
I told you my name was Jetfire, so stop judging me.

1180
01:25:21,219 --> 01:25:24,388
- Somebody shit the bed this morning. - I have issues of my own.

1181
01:25:24,389 --> 01:25:25,990
And it started with my mother!

1182
01:25:25,991 --> 01:25:28,525
My ancestors have been here for centuries.

1183
01:25:28,526 --> 01:25:31,562
My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel.

1184
01:25:31,563 --> 01:25:33,897
- Do you know what he transformed into? - No.

1185
01:25:33,898 --> 01:25:35,032
Nothing!

1186
01:25:35,033 --> 01:25:38,613
But he did so with honor, dignity, damn it!

1187
01:25:45,543 --> 01:25:46,944
Bollocks.

1188
01:25:46,945 --> 01:25:49,265
My boosters are fried.

1189
01:25:50,258 --> 01:25:51,798
(MUTTERING) [MUTTERING] 

1190
01:25:51,082 --> 01:25:52,383
I think we can help each other.

1191
01:25:52,384 --> 01:25:55,352
You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do.

1192
01:25:55,353 --> 01:25:59,413
I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't.

1193
01:25:59,557 --> 01:26:01,959
I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.

1194
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,995
They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind

1195
01:26:04,996 --> 01:26:06,930
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.

1196
01:26:06,931 --> 01:26:10,234
- Him and someone called the Fallen. - The Fallen? I know him.

1197
01:26:10,235 --> 01:26:13,570
He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon.

1198
01:26:13,571 --> 01:26:17,474
He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.

1199
01:26:17,475 --> 01:26:19,576
These transcriptions, they were part of my mission,

1200
01:26:19,577 --> 01:26:21,777
the Fallen's search.

1201
01:26:24,282 --> 01:26:26,483
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about?

1202
01:26:26,484 --> 01:26:31,384
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!

1203
01:26:40,057 --> 01:26:41,777
(WIND HOWLING) [WIND HOWLING] 

1204
01:26:43,341 --> 01:26:44,881
(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] 

1205
01:26:54,228 --> 01:26:55,708
(GROANING) [GROANING] 

1206
01:26:56,218 --> 01:26:58,178
(SIMMONS SHOUTING) [SIMMONS SHOUTING] 

1207
01:26:57,549 --> 01:26:59,016
Well, that wasn't so bad.

1208
01:26:59,017 --> 01:27:00,751
I just hope we're still on the right planet.

1209
01:27:00,752 --> 01:27:03,192
Hey, that freaking hurt!

1210
01:27:03,988 --> 01:27:05,648
Oh, my God.

1211
01:27:12,364 --> 01:27:13,844
Oh, God.

1212
01:27:18,303 --> 01:27:20,337
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.

1213
01:27:20,338 --> 01:27:24,408
This would be a perfect moment, except you landed on my testicles.

1214
01:27:24,409 --> 01:27:26,369
Please, get off.

1215
01:27:29,785 --> 01:27:31,145
(GRUNTS) [GRUNTS] 

1216
01:27:30,615 --> 01:27:31,855
Sam!

1217
01:27:36,354 --> 01:27:40,294
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? It's Vegas.

1218
01:27:41,226 --> 01:27:43,127
- You guys okay? - Yeah.

1219
01:27:43,128 --> 01:27:45,696
Hey, I think we're in Vegas!

1220
01:27:45,697 --> 01:27:50,717
That really, really hurt. You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!

1221
01:27:52,137 --> 01:27:54,171
- you would have heard... - Shut up.

1222
01:27:54,172 --> 01:27:58,542
I told you I was opening a space bridge. It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

1223
01:27:58,543 --> 01:28:01,478
When did you... When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything.

1224
01:28:01,479 --> 01:28:03,313
You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?

1225
01:28:03,314 --> 01:28:07,985
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!

1226
01:28:07,986 --> 01:28:09,720
Can you just stop for a second? Can you focus?

1227
01:28:09,721 --> 01:28:10,988
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

1228
01:28:10,989 --> 01:28:13,724
so we can all have a little bit of semblance of peace of mind?

1229
01:28:13,725 --> 01:28:17,261
This planet was visited by our race once before,

1230
01:28:17,262 --> 01:28:20,097
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.

1231
01:28:20,098 --> 01:28:23,066
They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon,

1232
01:28:23,067 --> 01:28:25,627
the lifeblood of our race.

1233
01:28:25,737 --> 01:28:30,674
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self!

1234
01:28:30,675 --> 01:28:34,678
Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die?

1235
01:28:34,679 --> 01:28:38,079
Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?

1236
01:28:38,383 --> 01:28:43,223
Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.

1237
01:28:43,688 --> 01:28:48,625
Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.

1238
01:28:48,626 --> 01:28:51,966
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.

1239
01:28:52,897 --> 01:28:54,698
- Destroy suns? - You mean blow them up?

1240
01:28:54,699 --> 01:28:56,667
Yes. You see, in the beginning,

1241
01:28:56,668 --> 01:28:59,870
there were seven Primes, our original leaders.

1242
01:28:59,871 --> 01:29:04,608
And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest.

1243
01:29:04,609 --> 01:29:09,629
The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life,

1244
01:29:10,148 --> 01:29:13,150
until one of them tried to defy this rule.

1245
01:29:13,151 --> 01:29:16,551
And his name forevermore was the Fallen.

1246
01:29:19,157 --> 01:29:21,717
He despised the human race

1247
01:29:22,694 --> 01:29:26,930
and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.

1248
01:29:26,931 --> 01:29:30,991
The only way to activate it is with a legendary key

1249
01:29:31,069 --> 01:29:33,989
called the Matrix of Leadership.

1250
01:29:40,445 --> 01:29:44,805
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.

1251
01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:52,740
The Fallen was stronger than his brothers,

1252
01:29:53,525 --> 01:29:57,885
so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him.

1253
01:29:58,596 --> 01:30:03,534
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away

1254
01:30:03,535 --> 01:30:06,935
in a tomb made of their very own bodies,

1255
01:30:07,438 --> 01:30:09,758
a tomb we cannot find.

1256
01:30:11,776 --> 01:30:16,496
Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains.

1257
01:30:17,549 --> 01:30:19,683
The Fallen knows where it is

1258
01:30:19,684 --> 01:30:24,704
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more.

1259
01:30:25,690 --> 01:30:27,391
Okay, so how do we stop him?

1260
01:30:27,392 --> 01:30:29,860
Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.

1261
01:30:29,861 --> 01:30:31,701
Optimus Prime?

1262
01:30:33,865 --> 01:30:36,245
So, you've met a Prime?

1263
01:30:39,237 --> 01:30:42,217
Is he alive, here on this planet?

1264
01:30:43,074 --> 01:30:45,809
He sacrificed himself to save me.

1265
01:30:45,810 --> 01:30:47,377
So, he's dead.

1266
01:30:47,378 --> 01:30:51,548
Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop the Fallen.

1267
01:30:51,549 --> 01:30:55,619
So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine,

1268
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:58,322
could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus

1269
01:30:58,323 --> 01:30:59,456
and bring him back to life?

1270
01:30:59,457 --> 01:31:04,461
It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other.

1271
01:31:04,462 --> 01:31:08,231
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?

1272
01:31:08,232 --> 01:31:11,501
Follow your mind, your map, your symbols.

1273
01:31:11,502 --> 01:31:14,204
What you carved in the sand, it's your clue.

1274
01:31:14,205 --> 01:31:19,509
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway!

1275
01:31:19,510 --> 01:31:21,530
Find the doorway!

1276
01:31:21,546 --> 01:31:23,206
Go now! Go!

1277
01:31:23,514 --> 01:31:26,516
That was my mission. It's your mission now.

1278
01:31:26,517 --> 01:31:30,337
Go before the Decepticons find me and find you.

1279
01:31:36,761 --> 01:31:38,762
Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.

1280
01:31:38,763 --> 01:31:42,366
Ancient Sumerians used to call the Gulf of Aqaba the Dagger's Tip. 

1281
01:31:42,367 --> 01:31:44,334
- That's the Dagger's Tip. - It's part of the Red Sea.

1282
01:31:44,335 --> 01:31:46,603
It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade.

1283
01:31:46,604 --> 01:31:50,004
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.

1284
01:31:50,908 --> 01:31:52,976
First thing we've got to do is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.

1285
01:31:52,977 --> 01:31:55,512
How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?

1286
01:31:55,513 --> 01:31:57,773
I知 gonna make a call.

1287
01:31:59,617 --> 01:32:01,337
We got cops!

1288
01:32:07,225 --> 01:32:09,845
I can't go to prison, guys.

1289
01:32:12,196 --> 01:32:15,896
Sam, we got to get off this road and lay low.

1290
01:32:25,343 --> 01:32:27,310
Man, stupid cops!

1291
01:32:27,311 --> 01:32:29,579
This is what's called blending in like a ninja.

1292
01:32:29,580 --> 01:32:33,450
- Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face. - They're gone.

1293
01:32:33,451 --> 01:32:36,186
Okay, we're running out of time. I gotta make the call to Lennox...

1294
01:32:36,187 --> 01:32:37,587
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.

1295
01:32:37,588 --> 01:32:40,323
Try calling one base, they'll track you here in seconds.

1296
01:32:40,324 --> 01:32:44,324
- CIA is all over this place! - You're gonna call.

1297
01:32:48,466 --> 01:32:51,134
- Okay. That's a good idea. - All right.

1298
01:32:51,135 --> 01:32:53,670
I mean, I just had my mind on other things,

1299
01:32:53,671 --> 01:32:56,951
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.

1300
01:32:57,842 --> 01:33:00,462
NEST departure, 2100 hours.

1301
01:33:01,512 --> 01:33:06,112
So, we're shipping him back to base. This is such a mistake.

1302
01:33:10,688 --> 01:33:13,188
Major Lennox, phone call.

1303
01:33:13,658 --> 01:33:16,827
Lennox, I知 with the kid. The kid. You know, the one with the attitude, right?

1304
01:33:16,828 --> 01:33:18,495
We need the truck. The truck.

1305
01:33:18,496 --> 01:33:21,331
We got a possible resurrection going on over here.

1306
01:33:21,332 --> 01:33:25,669
You're not gonna believe where we are. Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.

1307
01:33:25,670 --> 01:33:27,671
Back of a $1 bill.

1308
01:33:27,672 --> 01:33:33,052
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.

1309
01:33:34,078 --> 01:33:36,847
Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay. Heat comes.

1310
01:33:36,848 --> 01:33:38,928
Wait, who are you?

1311
01:33:39,650 --> 01:33:42,185
Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.

1312
01:33:42,186 --> 01:33:43,353
Cops are coming right now. We need to go!

1313
01:33:43,354 --> 01:33:45,734
Move, move, move, move.

1314
01:33:46,290 --> 01:33:49,450
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1315
01:33:50,128 --> 01:33:52,662
Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba.

1316
01:33:52,663 --> 01:33:55,043
Egypt? Are you serious?

1317
01:33:56,834 --> 01:33:58,074
Sir.

1318
01:34:05,143 --> 01:34:07,878
how is this little kid supposed to bring him back to life?

1319
01:34:07,879 --> 01:34:11,519
Look, I don't know, but we got to trust him.

1320
01:34:13,584 --> 01:34:14,985
Okay, let's go over it again.

1321
01:34:14,986 --> 01:34:17,254
When the dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,

1322
01:34:17,255 --> 01:34:19,623
- the Three Kings... - Will reveal the doorway.

1323
01:34:19,624 --> 01:34:21,491
That's what he said. You know what it means?

1324
01:34:21,492 --> 01:34:23,126
- No, what does it mean? - I have no idea.

1325
01:34:23,127 --> 01:34:24,995
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Checkpoint. Checkpoint.

1326
01:34:24,996 --> 01:34:27,496
I don't have my passport.

1327
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,340
Passport!

1328
01:34:31,464 --> 01:34:33,364
(SPEAKING ARABIC) [SPEAKING ARABIC] 

1329
01:34:37,074 --> 01:34:39,754
They got cameras at the top.

1330
01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,340
(SPEAKING ARABIC) [SPEAKING ARABIC] 

1331
01:34:43,047 --> 01:34:46,583
All right, chill. This is espionage now. I can handle it.

1332
01:34:46,584 --> 01:34:50,344
These are my people. I知 one-thirty-sixth Arab.

1333
01:34:52,557 --> 01:34:54,157
Great, a fricking Munchkin.

1334
01:34:54,158 --> 01:34:57,738
Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall.

1335
01:35:02,256 --> 01:35:04,456
(BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC) [BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC] 

1336
01:35:05,436 --> 01:35:07,876
The Dagger's Tip? Right?

1337
01:35:08,372 --> 01:35:10,941
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.

1338
01:35:10,942 --> 01:35:14,277
Me and my family. This is my family. This is my son,

1339
01:35:14,278 --> 01:35:18,014
my other son, my daughter. We're tourists, from New York.

1340
01:35:18,015 --> 01:35:19,983
- New York? - Yes. Yes.

1341
01:35:19,984 --> 01:35:21,084
Fifty kilometers.

1342
01:35:21,085 --> 01:35:26,256
You look like the guy that runs my falafel stand. Thank you very much.

1343
01:35:26,257 --> 01:35:29,057
Put it on the wire to the CIA.

1344
01:35:31,796 --> 01:35:35,016
Decepticons, boy's location detected.

1345
01:35:44,687 --> 01:35:46,167
(SHUSHING) [SHUSHING] 

1346
01:35:45,543 --> 01:35:48,545
Undercover, yo. You got to blend in with your surroundings.

1347
01:35:48,546 --> 01:35:52,306
You know, you got to be part of the landscape.

1348
01:35:51,582 --> 01:35:52,942
(GROANS) [GROANS] 

1349
01:35:58,990 --> 01:36:02,090
Awesome! I think aliens built that.

1350
01:36:02,793 --> 01:36:04,194
Yeah, yeah.

1351
01:36:04,195 --> 01:36:06,329
Come on. Move it! Move it!

1352
01:36:06,330 --> 01:36:10,210
Guard us. Low profile. Don't make a scene, okay?

1353
01:36:33,190 --> 01:36:37,070
Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.

1354
01:36:37,094 --> 01:36:40,374
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.

1355
01:36:41,666 --> 01:36:43,746
- Do they? - Yeah.

1356
01:36:44,322 --> 01:36:45,742
(GIGGLES) [GIGGLES] 

1357
01:36:46,070 --> 01:36:48,870
You might as well just say it.

1358
01:36:51,242 --> 01:36:54,044
Okay, so tonight you're going to be a gentleman.

1359
01:36:54,045 --> 01:36:57,247
- You're really chivalrous. - Why are you mad at me?

1360
01:36:57,248 --> 01:37:00,768
You know what? Baby, I知 not... I知 not mad.

1361
01:37:01,886 --> 01:37:06,456
Do you realize that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed?

1362
01:37:06,457 --> 01:37:07,877
I know.

1363
01:37:11,028 --> 01:37:13,730
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?

1364
01:37:13,731 --> 01:37:17,067
Look at the things I go through with you.

1365
01:37:17,068 --> 01:37:19,336
And now we're underneath the moon and the stars

1366
01:37:19,337 --> 01:37:21,638
and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet

1367
01:37:21,639 --> 01:37:25,041
and you still can't even tell me that you love me.

1368
01:37:25,042 --> 01:37:26,582
Pyramids.

1369
01:37:27,611 --> 01:37:29,112
What? Why do boys always

1370
01:37:29,113 --> 01:37:32,693
- change the subject? - Pyramids and stars.

1371
01:37:36,074 --> 01:37:37,794
(BOTH SNORING) [BOTH SNORING] 

1372
01:37:40,791 --> 01:37:43,111
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!

1373
01:37:46,197 --> 01:37:48,565
Listen, astronomy class, page 47. Remember the class?

1374
01:37:48,566 --> 01:37:51,334
No. I was only in college for two days. Remember that?

1375
01:37:51,335 --> 01:37:55,395
- Here. Get up. Up, up. - What is he talking about?

1376
01:37:53,979 --> 01:37:55,819
(ARABIC PRAYERS) [ARABIC PRAYERS] 

1377
01:37:58,743 --> 01:38:00,010
Okay, you see those three stars?

1378
01:38:00,011 --> 01:38:01,878
You see how the last one touches the horizon?

1379
01:38:01,879 --> 01:38:04,647
That's Orion's belt, but it's also called the Three Kings.

1380
01:38:04,648 --> 01:38:06,549
And the reason for that is the three Egyptian kings

1381
01:38:06,550 --> 01:38:09,419
who built the pyramids of Giza built them to mirror those stars,

1382
01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:11,354
so it's like an arrow staring us straight in the face.

1383
01:38:11,355 --> 01:38:16,195
They all point due east, towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra.

1384
01:38:27,805 --> 01:38:29,172
We've had an engine malfunction.

1385
01:38:29,173 --> 01:38:31,241
We're gonna have to divert to SOCCENT.

1386
01:38:31,242 --> 01:38:35,945
Flight master, let's lighten the load and prepare for bailout.

1387
01:38:35,946 --> 01:38:40,546
- All right, team, grab your chutes! - Bailout like bailout?

1388
01:38:41,452 --> 01:38:43,987
- You familiar with the standard MC-4? - Of course not!

1389
01:38:43,988 --> 01:38:46,356
I致e never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane before!

1390
01:38:46,357 --> 01:38:47,824
Wait a minute, is this really happening?

1391
01:38:47,825 --> 01:38:50,745
- Yeah. - All right, here we go.

1392
01:38:54,365 --> 01:38:56,099
What are you talking about? You heard the pilot.

1393
01:38:56,100 --> 01:39:00,036
These guys don't mess around. This is just standard procedure.

1394
01:39:00,037 --> 01:39:03,840
I知 just following orders to the letter. Isn't that what you said?

1395
01:39:03,841 --> 01:39:08,081
You just signed a death warrant on your career, Major.

1396
01:39:11,048 --> 01:39:13,216
What was that? What was that?

1397
01:39:13,217 --> 01:39:15,717
That's not good. Come on.

1398
01:39:16,554 --> 01:39:18,154
- Right this way! - I can't jump out of an airplane!

1399
01:39:18,155 --> 01:39:20,590
- I have an ulcer! No, no. - Come on. It's okay.

1400
01:39:20,591 --> 01:39:24,291
I really can't do this. What are you doing...

1401
01:39:25,496 --> 01:39:29,833
- Why aren't you wearing your chute? - Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

1402
01:39:29,834 --> 01:39:34,137
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully and memorize everything that I say.

1403
01:39:34,138 --> 01:39:37,173
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue.

1404
01:39:37,174 --> 01:39:41,414
Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle,

1405
01:39:41,579 --> 01:39:43,746
- Okay, are you listening? - I can't hear what...

1406
01:39:43,747 --> 01:39:45,248
- Stop that! - All right. All right.

1407
01:39:45,249 --> 01:39:47,817
All right, when the pilot chute inflates into the air,

1408
01:39:47,818 --> 01:39:50,053
it pulls the pin and opens the main.

1409
01:39:50,054 --> 01:39:52,188
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.

1410
01:39:52,189 --> 01:39:56,459
I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard!

1411
01:39:56,460 --> 01:39:59,980
Not now, we're on the plane, you dumb-ass!

1412
01:40:02,199 --> 01:40:05,635
- He say good-bye? - No, he didn't even say good-bye.

1413
01:40:05,636 --> 01:40:08,556
General, we're loaded and ready.

1414
01:40:10,508 --> 01:40:14,208
- Excellent. - Sir, you need to see this now.

1415
01:40:15,980 --> 01:40:18,114
- Have we checked these coordinates? - Egypt, sir.

1416
01:40:18,115 --> 01:40:20,984
- They're airdropping in. - You've got to be kidding me.

1417
01:40:20,985 --> 01:40:22,452
He knows something.

1418
01:40:22,453 --> 01:40:26,122
We need to be ready to back him up if this thing goes hot.

1419
01:40:26,123 --> 01:40:27,323
Copy that.

1420
01:40:27,324 --> 01:40:30,124
CIA just got a hit on the boy,

1421
01:40:30,361 --> 01:40:34,601
100 miles from the location on that little note there.

1422
01:40:38,035 --> 01:40:41,195
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1423
01:41:01,926 --> 01:41:04,426
You see the size of this?

1424
01:41:04,628 --> 01:41:07,428
- You see this? - Spectacular.

1425
01:41:08,732 --> 01:41:11,052
Amazing. Look at that.

1426
01:41:21,378 --> 01:41:23,813
- It's here somewhere, guys. - Yeah, why?

1427
01:41:23,814 --> 01:41:25,448
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

1428
01:41:25,449 --> 01:41:27,016
who doesn't even know what planet he's on?

1429
01:41:27,017 --> 01:41:31,788
In his defense, this is the biggest doorway I致e ever seen in my entire life.

1430
01:41:31,789 --> 01:41:35,391
Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, all right?

1431
01:41:35,392 --> 01:41:37,060
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,

1432
01:41:37,061 --> 01:41:38,561
that archeologists have been here before?

1433
01:41:38,562 --> 01:41:39,729
There's nothing here.

1434
01:41:39,730 --> 01:41:42,198
Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.

1435
01:41:42,199 --> 01:41:44,434
Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow

1436
01:41:44,435 --> 01:41:46,669
and the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it!

1437
01:41:46,670 --> 01:41:50,206
I知 listening to you? You live with your mother!

1438
01:41:50,207 --> 01:41:52,408
- It's not over. - It is over. It's done.

1439
01:41:52,409 --> 01:41:54,010
Why are we still listening to you, little punk-ass?

1440
01:41:54,011 --> 01:41:56,145
I mean, what you ever done for us except ding my rim?

1441
01:41:56,146 --> 01:41:58,181
Killed Megatron. How about that?

1442
01:41:58,182 --> 01:41:59,315
Well, he didn't get the job done,

1443
01:41:59,316 --> 01:42:00,917
you know what I mean, 'cause he's back now...

1444
01:42:00,918 --> 01:42:03,953
- Are you scared? - Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

1445
01:42:03,954 --> 01:42:06,422
I知 ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

1446
01:42:06,423 --> 01:42:08,291
Bring it, then! Get off me!

1447
01:42:08,292 --> 01:42:11,461
- I'll change your face around! - I'll get all up in that ass!

1448
01:42:11,462 --> 01:42:13,002
Bring it!

1449
01:42:13,597 --> 01:42:14,897
Guys!

1450
01:42:16,100 --> 01:42:17,800
- You like the way that feels? - That didn't hurt.

1451
01:42:17,801 --> 01:42:19,402
You like that, don't you?

1452
01:42:19,403 --> 01:42:22,923
- Come on, Bumblebee! - Bumblebee, listen.

1453
01:42:28,445 --> 01:42:30,465
Now, that's rude.

1454
01:42:41,425 --> 01:42:43,865
Oh, my God. The symbols.

1455
01:42:44,662 --> 01:42:46,502
Bee! Shoot it.

1456
01:42:52,509 --> 01:42:54,229
(WIND HOWLING) [WIND HOWLING] 

1457
01:43:12,356 --> 01:43:15,216
- Check this out. - Look at it.

1458
01:43:16,260 --> 01:43:17,360
Wow!

1459
01:43:17,361 --> 01:43:20,396
These are the bodies Jetfire was talking about.

1460
01:43:20,397 --> 01:43:22,765
The tomb of the Primes.

1461
01:43:22,766 --> 01:43:23,946
Yo!

1462
01:43:40,517 --> 01:43:42,177
The Matrix.

1463
01:43:59,436 --> 01:44:00,616
No.

1464
01:44:05,376 --> 01:44:08,476
Thousands of years, turned to dust.

1465
01:44:08,545 --> 01:44:10,613
This isn't how it's supposed to end.

1466
01:44:10,614 --> 01:44:12,214
Hear that?

1467
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:18,520
US Air Force! C-17s!

1468
01:44:18,789 --> 01:44:21,557
- What's a C-17? - You can't bring him back, Sam.

1469
01:44:21,558 --> 01:44:25,261
- There's nothing left. - Look! Look around you.

1470
01:44:25,262 --> 01:44:27,897
We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all,

1471
01:44:27,898 --> 01:44:29,432
to just have it end like this.

1472
01:44:29,433 --> 01:44:31,167
There is a reason that we are here.

1473
01:44:31,168 --> 01:44:36,008
The voices and the symbols in my head led us here for a purpose.

1474
01:44:40,944 --> 01:44:44,524
Everyone's after me because of what I know,

1475
01:44:45,516 --> 01:44:49,185
and what I know is that this is going to work.

1476
01:44:49,186 --> 01:44:53,666
- How do you know it's gonna work? - Because I believe it.

1477
01:45:02,266 --> 01:45:05,306
You best let me out of this plane.

1478
01:45:15,179 --> 01:45:17,739
Dropping the big boy. Sam!

1479
01:45:25,389 --> 01:45:27,723
You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust?

1480
01:45:27,724 --> 01:45:29,984
Absolutely. Let's go.

1481
01:45:39,403 --> 01:45:40,583
Go!

1482
01:45:41,438 --> 01:45:45,078
Let's move it. Remember, they're friendlies.

1483
01:45:45,336 --> 01:45:47,176
(GOATS BLEATING) [GOATS BLEATING] 

1484
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:50,620
(SPEAKING ARABIC) [SPEAKING ARABIC] 

1485
01:45:54,785 --> 01:45:56,625
Cover Optimus!

1486
01:45:59,289 --> 01:46:01,457
Secure the village. Get those cases down here.

1487
01:46:01,458 --> 01:46:03,659
I need snipers and Stingers up high.

1488
01:46:03,660 --> 01:46:07,897
So, we just dropped off 10 tons of dead robot in the middle of nowhere.

1489
01:46:07,898 --> 01:46:09,599
I hope this little kid know what he's doing.

1490
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:11,380
Yeah, me too.

1491
01:46:16,607 --> 01:46:19,947
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!

1492
01:46:23,113 --> 01:46:24,713
Pop flare!

1493
01:46:26,717 --> 01:46:31,917
- That's them, right there. See the flare? - Right over there! See it?

1494
01:46:40,364 --> 01:46:41,604
Sam!

1495
01:46:53,877 --> 01:46:55,511
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.

1496
01:46:55,512 --> 01:46:57,246
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.

1497
01:46:57,247 --> 01:46:58,748
Shut this guy up, huh?

1498
01:46:58,749 --> 01:47:01,217
(SCREAMING) [SCREAMING] - Please, just let me live, just let me live! - Shut up and let him drive!

1499
01:47:01,218 --> 01:47:05,098
- Just stop screaming... - All right, that's it!

1500
01:47:05,222 --> 01:47:08,022
I can't take that guy anymore.

1501
01:47:19,970 --> 01:47:22,830
Hide in the dust! Use the dust!

1502
01:47:29,646 --> 01:47:31,681
We've got to split up. Bumblebee, you're the decoy.

1503
01:47:31,682 --> 01:47:34,417
You lead the Decepticons away, all right? I知 gonna get Optimus.

1504
01:47:34,418 --> 01:47:37,053
I'll help draw their fire with Huey and Dewey there.

1505
01:47:37,054 --> 01:47:39,614
You get to those soldiers.

1506
01:47:40,223 --> 01:47:43,803
- I hope that dust works, kid. - Thank you.

1507
01:47:47,064 --> 01:47:51,267
He's turning around. He's coming back. He's coming back.

1508
01:47:51,268 --> 01:47:52,635
It's up to me.

1509
01:47:52,636 --> 01:47:55,371
One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves,

1510
01:47:55,372 --> 01:47:57,940
now its last hope in their final hour of need.

1511
01:47:57,941 --> 01:48:01,711
Prepare to be driven like never before, by the maestro.

1512
01:48:01,712 --> 01:48:04,780
- Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive. - You'll never make it, kid.

1513
01:48:04,781 --> 01:48:07,350
- I知 coming with you. - Bravery will only get you so far.

1514
01:48:07,351 --> 01:48:10,353
You tased me, okay? You owe me! I知 going.

1515
01:48:10,354 --> 01:48:14,414
Okay, okay. That was a test. You passed. All right?

1516
01:48:20,430 --> 01:48:25,330
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING) [ELECTRONIC WHIZZING] That thing's got alien tattoos all over it. That ain't Air Force.

1517
01:48:27,938 --> 01:48:30,206
- What the hell was that? - Anyone copy?

1518
01:48:30,207 --> 01:48:32,341
- Anyone there? Who's up? - Copy?

1519
01:48:32,342 --> 01:48:34,710
- Radio's down. - It's dead. Comms are down.

1520
01:48:34,711 --> 01:48:36,311
(PHONE RINGING) [PHONE RINGING] EMP burst.

1521
01:48:36,413 --> 01:48:40,713
I see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert.

1522
01:48:41,051 --> 01:48:42,184
Yes, sir?

1523
01:48:42,185 --> 01:48:45,087
- Major Lennox told me to pull the cord. - I know, sir.

1524
01:48:45,088 --> 01:48:47,990
Well, what country am I in right now?

1525
01:48:47,991 --> 01:48:49,358
United States.

1526
01:48:49,359 --> 01:48:53,329
No, not the United States. I知 from the United States.

1527
01:48:53,330 --> 01:48:56,098
I知 in the middle of nowhere surrounded by donkeys.

1528
01:48:56,099 --> 01:49:00,999
Well, that was our good friend, Galloway. He's less than pleased.

1529
01:49:01,038 --> 01:49:03,773
How is it that we can't reach our men,

1530
01:49:03,774 --> 01:49:08,014
but he can reach me, from some random Egyptian desert?

1531
01:49:13,150 --> 01:49:14,630
Nothing.

1532
01:49:14,985 --> 01:49:17,953
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in the sky know we need some help.

1533
01:49:17,954 --> 01:49:20,356
(BOTH PANTING) [BOTH PANTING] - Yes, sir. - Okay, boys, old school time!

1534
01:49:20,357 --> 01:49:23,997
Pop some more flares so the kid can find us.

1535
01:49:28,465 --> 01:49:32,105
Look. There it is. We got a couple of miles.

1536
01:49:32,602 --> 01:49:36,722
Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear.

1537
01:49:37,507 --> 01:49:42,407
Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact?

1538
01:49:42,979 --> 01:49:45,715
We're hailing them on every frequency and mode in the book, sir.

1539
01:49:45,716 --> 01:49:48,184
Our satellites in the area have gone blind. We're working it, sir.

1540
01:49:48,185 --> 01:49:51,887
Damn it. Something's not right. It doesn't add up.

1541
01:49:51,888 --> 01:49:55,424
Contact the Jordanians, see what air assets they've got in the area,

1542
01:49:55,425 --> 01:49:57,860
and get Egypt's General Salam.

1543
01:49:57,861 --> 01:50:01,831
Ask him to clear some USV overflights in Egyptian airspace.

1544
01:50:01,832 --> 01:50:05,167
We need an assist in confirming visuals now.

1545
01:50:05,168 --> 01:50:06,936
Scramble Predators now.

1546
01:50:06,937 --> 01:50:08,657
V-1, rotate.

1547
01:50:20,383 --> 01:50:23,183
We still have a mile that way.

1548
01:50:27,891 --> 01:50:29,371
Come on.

1549
01:50:32,362 --> 01:50:34,502
This way. This way.

1550
01:50:38,568 --> 01:50:41,908
- One man, alone... - Stop saying that!

1551
01:50:42,005 --> 01:50:43,339
...betrayed by the country he loves!

1552
01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:46,208
Oh, my goodness. I知 in the car, okay? You're not alone.

1553
01:50:46,209 --> 01:50:49,369
Just relax. You're with the maestro.

1554
01:50:57,387 --> 01:51:00,422
I don't think he's still following us.

1555
01:51:00,423 --> 01:51:02,743
That's what you think.

1556
01:51:18,942 --> 01:51:22,522
Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,

1557
01:51:22,779 --> 01:51:25,915
but the soldiers brought the body of Prime.

1558
01:51:25,916 --> 01:51:28,551
The boy must have the Matrix.

1559
01:51:28,552 --> 01:51:31,472
We cannot let him reach Optimus.

1560
01:51:31,822 --> 01:51:34,682
Decepticons, begin our assault!

1561
01:51:37,926 --> 01:51:40,066
(THUDDING EXPLOSIONS) [THUDDING EXPLOSIONS] 

1562
01:51:53,977 --> 01:51:56,979
We got a whole lot of fight coming our way.

1563
01:51:56,980 --> 01:51:59,081
- How many? - About 13 of them.

1564
01:51:59,082 --> 01:52:02,062
This ain't good. This ain't good.

1565
01:52:01,807 --> 01:52:04,187
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 

1566
01:52:09,960 --> 01:52:13,180
We're about to get our asses whupped.

1567
01:52:13,296 --> 01:52:15,164
Bravo-Charlie, kneel!

1568
01:52:15,165 --> 01:52:19,225
All right, those Decepticons are searching for Sam.

1569
01:52:19,436 --> 01:52:22,438
Whatever he has, he thinks it'll bring Optimus back to life,

1570
01:52:22,439 --> 01:52:25,374
so our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus.

1571
01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:28,277
All right, we're gonna draw fire from the left flank. I need a scout team.

1572
01:52:28,278 --> 01:52:29,411
I知 leading.

1573
01:52:29,412 --> 01:52:31,914
Go up through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide!

1574
01:52:31,915 --> 01:52:33,515
All right, when you see the precious cargo,

1575
01:52:33,516 --> 01:52:38,476
I want you to pop green smoke and come back through those pillars.

1576
01:52:48,798 --> 01:52:52,568
You ever see that film Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?

1577
01:52:52,569 --> 01:52:56,569
- With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? - No, why?

1578
01:52:59,009 --> 01:53:03,669
- Looks like we're right in the middle of it. - Is that good?

1579
01:53:04,047 --> 01:53:06,307
A lot of people died.

1580
01:53:23,833 --> 01:53:25,133
Hide!

1581
01:53:32,943 --> 01:53:35,683
- Hit the deck! - Oh, my God!

1582
01:53:38,230 --> 01:53:39,650
(ROARING) [ROARING] 

1583
01:53:49,259 --> 01:53:50,859
(WHISPERING) [WHISPERING] 

1584
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:52,100
Sam, Sam.

1585
01:53:52,729 --> 01:53:55,289
I don't think they saw us.

1586
01:53:55,298 --> 01:53:57,533
Get down. Get down. Get down.

1587
01:53:57,534 --> 01:53:59,314
Okay. Listen.

1588
01:54:00,971 --> 01:54:05,571
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus as fast as we can, okay?

1589
01:54:05,642 --> 01:54:07,977
What if it doesn't work?

1590
01:54:07,978 --> 01:54:09,645
It's gonna work.

1591
01:54:09,646 --> 01:54:13,766
- What if it doesn't? - It's gonna work. It'll work.

1592
01:54:16,848 --> 01:54:18,328
(THUDDING) [THUDDING] 

1593
01:54:26,094 --> 01:54:28,714
(GIANT FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) [GIANT FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 

1594
01:54:51,966 --> 01:54:54,346
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 

1595
01:55:17,839 --> 01:55:19,259
(BUZZING) [BUZZING] 

1596
01:55:26,795 --> 01:55:28,935
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING) [ELECTRONIC WHIZZING] 

1597
01:55:38,736 --> 01:55:40,576
(BOTH SCREAMING) [BOTH SCREAMING] 

1598
01:55:49,079 --> 01:55:50,739
Up, up, up!

1599
01:56:00,523 --> 01:56:02,603
Get ready to jump!

1600
01:56:21,044 --> 01:56:25,824
We got a half-mile. I don't think the soldiers know we're here.

1601
01:56:26,416 --> 01:56:27,850
Fall back!

1602
01:56:27,851 --> 01:56:31,353
- Ironhide, up the middle! - Ironhide, move it!

1603
01:56:31,354 --> 01:56:33,374
Let's go! Go, go!

1604
01:56:40,563 --> 01:56:42,223
Devastator!

1605
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:46,401
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go. We're gonna die.

1606
01:56:46,402 --> 01:56:50,822
If we're going out, we're going out like men, understand?

1607
01:56:53,369 --> 01:56:55,269
(SPEAKING ARABIC) [SPEAKING ARABIC] 

1608
01:57:09,290 --> 01:57:11,070
(LEO SCREAMING) [LEO SCREAMING] 

1609
01:57:19,435 --> 01:57:21,370
Look at this mother...

1610
01:57:21,371 --> 01:57:23,391
Mean robots suck!

1611
01:57:33,650 --> 01:57:36,030
Hang on! Hang on, okay?

1612
01:57:41,291 --> 01:57:43,258
- Simmons! - Don't let go!

1613
01:57:43,259 --> 01:57:46,599
Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.

1614
01:57:49,732 --> 01:57:51,932
I don't want to die!

1615
01:57:53,136 --> 01:57:55,103
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!

1616
01:57:55,104 --> 01:57:57,364
You ain't getting me!

1617
01:58:00,777 --> 01:58:03,157
He dead. He got so ate.

1618
01:58:03,413 --> 01:58:07,353
- Who's your daddy now, huh? - He got all ate up.

1619
01:58:08,618 --> 01:58:12,438
- Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it! - Yeah.

1620
01:58:19,162 --> 01:58:23,582
You should've never eaten me! I知 gonna bust your face up!

1621
01:58:27,503 --> 01:58:29,163
Oh, my God!

1622
01:58:31,407 --> 01:58:34,447
Nobody mess with me! In your face!

1623
01:58:34,844 --> 01:58:37,224
Keep fighting, Mudflap!

1624
01:58:37,413 --> 01:58:39,073
Oh, my God!

1625
01:58:45,154 --> 01:58:47,894
Nobody messes with the twins.

1626
01:58:50,126 --> 01:58:52,326
I got you... My bad!

1627
01:58:55,064 --> 01:58:57,566
Man! You shot me in the face!

1628
01:58:57,567 --> 01:59:00,907
- Stay under it! - Yeah, stay under it!

1629
01:59:03,840 --> 01:59:05,320
Come on.

1630
01:59:17,658 --> 01:59:19,138
(SNARLING) [SNARLING] 

1631
01:59:21,124 --> 01:59:22,424
Judy!

1632
01:59:27,397 --> 01:59:29,537
- Sam! Sam! - What?

1633
01:59:30,500 --> 01:59:32,040
Sam! Sam!

1634
01:59:36,906 --> 01:59:38,146
Sam!

1635
01:59:38,241 --> 01:59:40,021
- Sam! - Dad!

1636
01:59:42,536 --> 01:59:44,676
(ELECTRONIC THUDDING) [ELECTRONIC THUDDING] 

1637
01:59:47,317 --> 01:59:48,977
Wait, wait!

1638
01:59:49,952 --> 01:59:53,555
Please listen to me! I want you to run! Run!

1639
01:59:53,556 --> 01:59:56,358
Dad, just stop! They don't want you, they want me!

1640
01:59:56,359 --> 01:59:57,893
- Oh, God! - Wait!

1641
01:59:57,894 --> 01:59:59,674
Sam Witwicky.

1642
01:59:59,862 --> 02:00:04,232
Don't hurt them. This is what you want. You don't want them.

1643
02:00:04,233 --> 02:00:05,967
- Go! Go! - Please, stop!

1644
02:00:05,968 --> 02:00:07,235
- Stop! - Listen to your father!

1645
02:00:07,236 --> 02:00:09,371
Just get out of here!

1646
02:00:09,372 --> 02:00:11,807
(BUMBLEEBEE WHISTLING) [BUMBLEEBEE WHISTLING] Just don't hurt them. I know what you want.

1647
02:00:11,808 --> 02:00:13,408
Just go! Just go!

1648
02:00:13,409 --> 02:00:17,813
And I know that you need me because I know about the Matrix.

1649
02:00:17,814 --> 02:00:19,448
- Don't do it, Sam... - Please, Dad.

1650
02:00:19,449 --> 02:00:23,785
- They're going to kill us all anyway! - Here's what you want, right here.

1651
02:00:23,786 --> 02:00:25,386
Bumblebee!

1652
02:00:26,078 --> 02:00:27,858
(SAM SCREAMING) [SAM SCREAMING] 

1653
02:00:38,434 --> 02:00:40,874
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

1654
02:00:40,646 --> 02:00:42,306
(SAM PANTING) [SAM PANTING] 

1655
02:00:57,367 --> 02:00:58,847
(GROANING) [GROANING] 

1656
02:01:01,646 --> 02:01:03,126
(GROWLING) [GROWLING] 

1657
02:01:18,007 --> 02:01:21,467
- Stay tight, Ma. - Come on. Get in here.

1658
02:01:34,490 --> 02:01:36,330
- Bee? - Yeah.

1659
02:01:39,796 --> 02:01:40,962
- Hey! - I don't know

1660
02:01:40,963 --> 02:01:44,303
what's going on, but we've got to move!

1661
02:01:47,069 --> 02:01:50,229
There's got to be a way out of here!

1662
02:01:50,273 --> 02:01:53,373
Judy, get back, get back, get back.

1663
02:01:53,543 --> 02:01:57,913
Against the wall! Against the wall! Against the wall. Against the wall.

1664
02:01:57,914 --> 02:01:59,814
Bee! Bumblebee!

1665
02:02:00,783 --> 02:02:04,123
You get them somewhere safe, all right?

1666
02:02:05,121 --> 02:02:06,354
You've got to get in the car and get to safety.

1667
02:02:06,355 --> 02:02:08,290
No, this isn't up for discussion!

1668
02:02:08,291 --> 02:02:11,593
- You're my son! You're my son! - I know.

1669
02:02:11,594 --> 02:02:12,994
- Listen... - We're all going together!

1670
02:02:12,995 --> 02:02:16,364
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He's gonna get you to safety.

1671
02:02:16,365 --> 02:02:18,700
You know, you run. You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.

1672
02:02:18,701 --> 02:02:21,369
You hear what I知 saying, okay? I'll find you when you're safe.

1673
02:02:21,370 --> 02:02:22,938
- No. - You've got to let me go, Dad.

1674
02:02:22,939 --> 02:02:26,579
- You have to let me go. You have to. - Ron.

1675
02:02:28,978 --> 02:02:31,238
Ron. Ron, let him go.

1676
02:02:33,449 --> 02:02:35,829
You come back! Come on.

1677
02:02:35,918 --> 02:02:37,752
Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

1678
02:02:37,753 --> 02:02:41,873
- Go with my parents. - I知 not gonna go without you.

1679
02:02:51,601 --> 02:02:53,441
Move to cover!

1680
02:02:57,406 --> 02:02:59,241
We got Jordanians!

1681
02:02:59,242 --> 02:03:00,962
We got help!

1682
02:03:06,816 --> 02:03:08,116
Down!

1683
02:03:24,634 --> 02:03:26,368
You okay, soldier?

1684
02:03:26,369 --> 02:03:29,604
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's get these wounded clear of the bird.

1685
02:03:29,605 --> 02:03:31,606
Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.

1686
02:03:31,607 --> 02:03:35,187
You all right, young man? You have a radio?

1687
02:03:35,344 --> 02:03:40,724
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you. Remember what I did for my country.

1688
02:03:41,317 --> 02:03:43,397
This is my moment.

1689
02:03:43,753 --> 02:03:45,533
You're crazy!

1690
02:03:46,923 --> 02:03:48,857
ETA to station, two minutes.

1691
02:03:48,858 --> 02:03:50,825
- Put it on the main screen. - Sir. Yes, sir.

1692
02:03:50,826 --> 02:03:52,546
Predator 01.

1693
02:04:02,705 --> 02:04:04,005
Shit, it's a trick.

1694
02:04:04,006 --> 02:04:06,508
Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone.

1695
02:04:06,509 --> 02:04:09,444
- Get those Marines on the ground. - Roll in strike packages...

1696
02:04:09,445 --> 02:04:12,665
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.

1697
02:04:17,209 --> 02:04:19,349
(CHATTERING ON RADIO) [CHATTERING ON RADIO] 

1698
02:04:31,567 --> 02:04:33,827
- Spotted Sam! - Sam!

1699
02:04:34,570 --> 02:04:36,110
Ironhide!

1700
02:04:36,739 --> 02:04:40,859
Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.

1701
02:04:41,777 --> 02:04:44,757
Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!

1702
02:04:45,681 --> 02:04:47,221
Let's go.

1703
02:04:50,486 --> 02:04:54,055
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built right over the machine.

1704
02:04:54,056 --> 02:04:57,576
If they turn that machine on, no more sun.

1705
02:05:00,896 --> 02:05:02,856
Not on my watch.

1706
02:05:16,312 --> 02:05:17,912
USS Stennis. Identify.

1707
02:05:17,913 --> 02:05:20,415
Where the hell are you? Watching the Weather Channel?

1708
02:05:20,416 --> 02:05:22,384
SportsCenter? I Dream of Jeannie or something?

1709
02:05:22,385 --> 02:05:26,454
We got 300 satellites up there. Where the hell are all our men?

1710
02:05:26,455 --> 02:05:28,490
Identify yourself.

1711
02:05:28,491 --> 02:05:30,291
What is your name, sailor?

1712
02:05:30,292 --> 02:05:34,892
Wilder, Captain of the USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.

1713
02:05:36,599 --> 02:05:38,859
Okay, Captain Wilder.

1714
02:05:40,736 --> 02:05:43,204
There is the mother of all non-biologicals

1715
02:05:43,205 --> 02:05:45,073
getting ready to blow up our sun.

1716
02:05:45,074 --> 02:05:46,975
Do you want to have a throwdown about my lack of clearance

1717
02:05:46,976 --> 02:05:50,736
or do you want to help save a gazillion lives?

1718
02:05:59,522 --> 02:06:02,262
Five clicks west of the Gulf,

1719
02:06:02,291 --> 02:06:05,360
we got ourselves an alien remodeling a pyramid.

1720
02:06:05,361 --> 02:06:08,463
Our one hope is a prototype weapon called a rail gun,

1721
02:06:08,464 --> 02:06:11,599
- shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7. - That's classified.

1722
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:15,270
Don't talk to me about classified, all right?

1723
02:06:15,271 --> 02:06:18,039
Now, if you've got a battleship in the Gulf, which I know you do,

1724
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:21,140
you tell them to ready that weapon!

1725
02:06:21,944 --> 02:06:24,564
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.

1726
02:06:25,014 --> 02:06:26,781
Alpha Team, flank left!

1727
02:06:26,782 --> 02:06:28,862
This way! Move it!

1728
02:06:30,486 --> 02:06:32,821
- Where do you need us, sir? - Protect those in the line of fire.

1729
02:06:32,822 --> 02:06:34,602
Let's go! Go!

1730
02:06:38,360 --> 02:06:41,400
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!

1731
02:06:45,267 --> 02:06:47,736
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!

1732
02:06:47,737 --> 02:06:50,371
Have troops in contact 20 miles northwest. Radar contact.

1733
02:06:50,372 --> 02:06:53,112
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...

1734
02:06:55,611 --> 02:06:57,278
B-1, snap 090.

1735
02:06:57,279 --> 02:07:01,159
You are approved to drop your 2,000-pound JDAMs.

1736
02:07:06,889 --> 02:07:08,323
- What you got? - I couldn't get to them, sir.

1737
02:07:08,324 --> 02:07:10,458
They're 600 meters away and they're heading right for the pillars.

1738
02:07:10,459 --> 02:07:13,559
All right. Precious cargo's coming!

1739
02:07:13,662 --> 02:07:14,962
Move!

1740
02:07:19,287 --> 02:07:21,667
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] 

1741
02:07:25,508 --> 02:07:27,108
Curse you!

1742
02:07:41,023 --> 02:07:43,043
Sam! Spotted Sam!

1743
02:08:15,391 --> 02:08:17,225
- Come on! -2-2 covering fire.

1744
02:08:17,226 --> 02:08:19,786
Two civilians, 12 o'clock!

1745
02:08:27,203 --> 02:08:28,983
Cover for us!

1746
02:08:32,625 --> 02:08:34,405
(SAM SCREAMING) [SAM SCREAMING] 

1747
02:08:35,177 --> 02:08:38,937
Hold the air strike! We're rescuing civilians!

1748
02:08:50,259 --> 02:08:51,979
Keep firing!

1749
02:08:57,833 --> 02:08:59,853
Come on! Mikaela!

1750
02:08:59,935 --> 02:09:02,195
Come on! Get in here!

1751
02:09:03,205 --> 02:09:04,739
Look who showed up.

1752
02:09:04,740 --> 02:09:06,808
You better have a good reason for us to be here.

1753
02:09:06,809 --> 02:09:08,610
- Where's Optimus? - He's right over there,

1754
02:09:08,611 --> 02:09:10,745
across the courtyard.

1755
02:09:10,746 --> 02:09:13,147
- I got to get to him right now. - Not with an air strike coming.

1756
02:09:13,148 --> 02:09:16,008
I have to get to him right now.

1757
02:09:16,919 --> 02:09:18,319
Go. Back, back, back, back.

1758
02:09:18,320 --> 02:09:20,520
- Go. - Listen up...

1759
02:09:23,492 --> 02:09:24,792
Okay.

1760
02:09:28,330 --> 02:09:29,870
Incoming!

1761
02:09:30,699 --> 02:09:32,779
Stick the landing.

1762
02:09:33,836 --> 02:09:36,516
Behold the glory of Jetfire!

1763
02:09:38,007 --> 02:09:42,247
Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!

1764
02:10:01,630 --> 02:10:03,097
I知 too old for this crap.

1765
02:10:03,098 --> 02:10:06,438
Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.

1766
02:10:25,888 --> 02:10:29,288
I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.

1767
02:10:30,159 --> 02:10:33,528
25.7 meters above sea level, 29.32 north.

1768
02:10:33,529 --> 02:10:35,830
- Kill track, 5205... - Target acquired.

1769
02:10:35,831 --> 02:10:38,499
- Killing track. - Two, one...

1770
02:10:38,500 --> 02:10:39,800
Fire!

1771
02:10:53,983 --> 02:10:55,643
Yeah! Yeah!

1772
02:10:56,018 --> 02:10:59,754
B-1's time on target, 30 seconds. 2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.

1773
02:10:59,755 --> 02:11:01,956
We're gonna make a break through the B's on my command, okay?

1774
02:11:01,957 --> 02:11:05,093
You guys stick with me, you understand? You stay on my ass.

1775
02:11:05,094 --> 02:11:08,429
-1-1 tally orange smoke. - I hope these F-16s got good aim.

1776
02:11:08,430 --> 02:11:12,970
- Yeah? Why is that? - I told them to hit the orange smoke.

1777
02:11:13,569 --> 02:11:15,103
You mean that orange smoke?

1778
02:11:15,104 --> 02:11:16,771
It wasn't my best toss, okay?

1779
02:11:16,772 --> 02:11:19,212
- Viper, thunder. - Run!

1780
02:11:28,550 --> 02:11:30,090
Incoming!

1781
02:11:32,921 --> 02:11:34,401
Come on!

1782
02:11:54,443 --> 02:11:55,683
Sam!

1783
02:12:03,452 --> 02:12:04,692
Run!

1784
02:12:07,623 --> 02:12:08,863
Die!

1785
02:12:15,764 --> 02:12:17,004
Sam!

1786
02:12:33,215 --> 02:12:35,115
Hold your fire!

1787
02:12:37,152 --> 02:12:38,392
Sam!

1788
02:12:39,955 --> 02:12:42,755
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!

1789
02:12:42,898 --> 02:12:44,678
(DISTANT AUDIO) [DISTANT AUDIO] 

1790
02:12:44,259 --> 02:12:46,519
Fucking do something!

1791
02:13:21,663 --> 02:13:25,063
- Sam! Sam! - Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!

1792
02:13:29,705 --> 02:13:31,572
- Let me go! - Come on, you got to move.

1793
02:13:31,573 --> 02:13:34,442
- You got to move, come on. - We got no pulse.

1794
02:13:34,443 --> 02:13:35,643
Starting CPR.

1795
02:13:35,644 --> 02:13:39,464
- I have to see my kid! I got a son... - Sammy!

1796
02:13:39,581 --> 02:13:40,821
Sam!

1797
02:13:43,051 --> 02:13:44,685
- Clear. - Ready to shock.

1798
02:13:44,686 --> 02:13:48,266
- Clear! - Ready to shock. One, two, three.

1799
02:13:48,765 --> 02:13:50,545
(DISTANT AUDIO) [DISTANT AUDIO] 

1800
02:13:50,392 --> 02:13:52,112
Do it again!

1801
02:13:55,655 --> 02:13:57,435
(DISTANT AUDIO) [DISTANT AUDIO] 

1802
02:13:57,332 --> 02:13:58,512
No!

1803
02:14:00,702 --> 02:14:04,822
Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you.

1804
02:14:07,042 --> 02:14:10,678
Please. Please, come back to me. Sam, please!

1805
02:14:10,679 --> 02:14:12,339
I love you.

1806
02:14:21,623 --> 02:14:25,323
Where am I? Where am I? Am I dead? Am I dead?

1807
02:14:26,495 --> 02:14:30,135
We have been watching you a long, long time.

1808
02:14:33,135 --> 02:14:37,075
You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant,

1809
02:14:37,239 --> 02:14:41,659
with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader,

1810
02:14:43,245 --> 02:14:46,045
a leader worthy of our secret.

1811
02:14:46,381 --> 02:14:50,501
The Matrix of Leadership is not found, it is earned.

1812
02:14:52,254 --> 02:14:54,574
Return now to Optimus.

1813
02:14:55,157 --> 02:14:58,059
Merge the Matrix with his spark.

1814
02:14:58,060 --> 02:15:01,520
It is, and always has been, your destiny.

1815
02:15:07,569 --> 02:15:08,809
Sam!

1816
02:15:15,177 --> 02:15:17,557
I love you. I love you.

1817
02:15:31,861 --> 02:15:33,641
(SAM SCREAMING) [SAM SCREAMING] 

1818
02:15:55,050 --> 02:15:57,550
Boy, you returned for me.

1819
02:15:59,721 --> 02:16:01,621
A living Prime.

1820
02:16:03,292 --> 02:16:05,432
I don't believe it!

1821
02:16:15,537 --> 02:16:17,137
My Matrix!

1822
02:16:23,312 --> 02:16:26,113
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!

1823
02:16:26,114 --> 02:16:27,954
Get up, Prime!

1824
02:16:29,551 --> 02:16:30,971
Oh, no.

1825
02:16:31,286 --> 02:16:35,706
He's turning on the machine! You got to stop him! Get up!

1826
02:16:35,757 --> 02:16:37,237
Optimus!

1827
02:16:39,328 --> 02:16:41,408
Fallen, my master.

1828
02:16:41,763 --> 02:16:45,163
My brothers could not stop me from this.

1829
02:16:47,135 --> 02:16:49,695
Yes, now I claim your sun.

1830
02:16:53,809 --> 02:16:57,011
- Move! - Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!

1831
02:16:57,012 --> 02:16:58,912
Engage! Engage!

1832
02:17:04,019 --> 02:17:07,419
In moments, we'll be at firing strength.

1833
02:17:22,571 --> 02:17:27,531
All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now.

1834
02:17:27,642 --> 02:17:29,962
Optimus, take my parts

1835
02:17:30,645 --> 02:17:34,345
and you will have a power you've never known.

1836
02:17:34,783 --> 02:17:37,043
Fulfill your destiny.

1837
02:17:43,125 --> 02:17:45,085
Jolt! Electrify!

1838
02:17:45,427 --> 02:17:48,227
Transplant those afterburners.

1839
02:17:51,216 --> 02:17:53,356
(MACHINES ASSEMBLING) [MACHINES ASSEMBLING] 

1840
02:18:05,680 --> 02:18:07,340
Let's roll.

1841
02:18:09,785 --> 02:18:12,525
Fire mission on the pyramids.

1842
02:18:23,732 --> 02:18:26,712
This planet will be dark forever.

1843
02:18:49,391 --> 02:18:51,831
Die, like your brothers!

1844
02:18:52,461 --> 02:18:55,201
They were your brothers, too.

1845
02:19:23,558 --> 02:19:25,218
Starscream!

1846
02:19:38,440 --> 02:19:41,120
You picked the wrong planet.

1847
02:19:43,578 --> 02:19:45,658
Give me your face.

1848
02:19:53,989 --> 02:19:55,409
I rise.

1849
02:19:56,191 --> 02:19:57,731
You fall.

1850
02:20:00,595 --> 02:20:02,015
No, no.

1851
02:20:05,100 --> 02:20:07,601
Not to call you a coward, Master,

1852
02:20:07,602 --> 02:20:10,582
but sometimes cowards do survive.

1853
02:20:13,875 --> 02:20:15,835
This isn't over.

1854
02:20:43,538 --> 02:20:47,718
It took all this for you to tell me that you love me.

1855
02:20:48,009 --> 02:20:50,089
You said it first.

1856
02:21:40,729 --> 02:21:43,829
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.

1857
02:21:44,666 --> 02:21:46,146
Welcome.

1858
02:21:46,735 --> 02:21:49,535
Thank you for believing in me.

1859
02:21:53,308 --> 02:21:56,948
Our races united by a history long forgotten

1860
02:21:57,912 --> 02:22:01,072
and a future we shall face together.

1861
02:22:01,883 --> 02:22:04,023
I am Optimus Prime,

1862
02:22:04,386 --> 02:22:09,466
and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered,

1863
02:22:09,491 --> 02:22:12,531
for in those memories, we live on.

1864
02:22:18,061 --> 02:22:21,161
(NEW DIVIDE BY LINKIN PARK - PLAYING) [New Divide by Linkin Park - PLAYING] 

1865
02:22:35,027 --> 02:22:37,047
(STUDENTS LAUGHING) [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 

1866
02:22:36,217 --> 02:22:39,586
So glad you could join us, Professor Einstein.

1867
02:22:39,587 --> 02:22:42,087
Yeah, I was kind of busy.

1868
02:22:44,192 --> 02:22:45,492
Okay.