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MUSIC: 'Land Of Hope And Glory'
by Elgar

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Every year,
it's our job to find talent

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to perform
at the Royal Variety Performance.

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CHEERING

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Over the years,
some of our best acts have performed

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in front of King Charles
and the rest of the royal family.

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The bar for talent this year
has already been raised.

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What a performance!

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Absolute superstars.

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You just blew the roof off.

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Bye.

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We need an act...

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good enough...

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to perform in front of the King.

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Oh, ye!
BELL RINGS

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Auditions continue.

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Today's the big day.
DOG GROWLS

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# God, who made thee mighty... #

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Imagine we get to perform
in front of the royal family.

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# Make thee mightier... #

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Only the best of the best can win!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.

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So, tell me who we have here.

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I'm Baoji, and you guys are...
Baoji's Class!

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CHEERING
AMANDA: Hey!

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I'm a teacher
that currently tours schools,

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and Baniji's Class is a collective
of nine different schools

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across London.
Oh, really?

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And today,
we're going to be performing a song

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for the new King called New King.

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Oh, nice.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And what's your hope off the back
of doing Britain's Got Talent?

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We hope to win and perform
in front of the new King himself,

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King Charles II.

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Fantastic!
BRUNO: Oh!

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AMANDA: Wow!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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How did you feel this morning
when you woke up,

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knowing you were coming here today?

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Tired.
LAUGHTER

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Oh, I feel it every day.
Oh, bless him.

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SIMON: I get it.
Have you woken up?

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Are you ready for this?

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I'm definitely ready.
Yes, let's do it!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Good luck, good luck.

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MUSIC STARTS

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# If you were King from today

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# How would you celebrate?

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# Open the palace gates

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# Eat pizza, and stay up late... #

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Yeah!
# Do you believe

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# You have what it takes
To wear the crown?

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# I'll be the coolest king

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# Swap diamond rings
For crispy onion rings

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# Or chicken wings

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# The crowds are cheering
Long live the King... #

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CHEERING
Hey!

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# I'm the new king

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# Sipping apple juice
From my chalice

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# I'm the new king

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# New trampoline park in the palace

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# I'm the new king... #

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I like it. It's catchy.
Yeah, I like it.

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# I'm the new king

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# They feature us up in the palace

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# Oh-oh-oh-oh
New king

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# Oh-oh-oh
New king

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-oh

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# Oh-oh-oh
New king

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# More pocket money than Bill Gates

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# Indulge
In marshmallow milkshakes... #

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Look at the cream on his mouth!

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# The castle's now home

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# Came in on my thro-o-one... #

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Oh!

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# Have a big feast
There's enough sweets to go round

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# I'm the new king

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# I'm living large
I'm living lavish

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# I'm the new king
They feature us up in the palace

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# Oh-oh-oh-oh
New king

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# Oh-oh-oh
New king

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-oh

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# Oh-oh-oh. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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AMANDA: Loved that!

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MUSIC: 'Dancing In The Street'
by David Bowie and Mick Jagger

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# Calling out around the world

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# Are you ready
For a brand-new beat? #

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Sometimes,
when we see these school acts,

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no-one's smiling,
everyone looks miserable.

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This was the opposite.
CHEERING

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Brilliant, fun, very British -
just what we're looking for.

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Honestly, I think
if King Charles I

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was sat up in the box now,
he would have absolutely loved it.

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CHEERING

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I'm saying yes.

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I say yes!
I'm saying yes!

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I really need to think about this...

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PERSON: Say yes!
No, I need to think about this.

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PERSON: Say it!

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Throwing pies in each others' faces,
eating pizza...

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AUDIENCE CALLS OUT

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That's exactly the school
I would like to be at.

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It's four yeses.

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CHILDREN SCREAM,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yes, yes, yes, yes!

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They were good.

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How proud of that
would you be if it won,

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and you put it on the Royal Variety?

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Yes.
# Around the world

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# Now we're dancing

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# Dancing in the street
Dancing in the street... #

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BOYS SCREAMING
Oh, we've got a guest!

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Here they come!
Hello!

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ALL: Hello.

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You must be BoyCanto.
ALL: Yeah!

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Shall we get you on stage?
Come on, then!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hi, who have we got here?

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BoyCanto!
Hey!

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BRUNO: BoyCanto!
CHEERING

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And where are you all from?

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We're from all around England,

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and we're here to promote
boys dancing, singing and acting.

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Yes!
Yes!

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CHEERING

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Triple threats.

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What's your name?
I'm Harrison, and I'm 11.

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Who's the naughty one?

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ALL: Boris.
Of course!

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I could've guessed that.

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How old are you, Boris?
Six.

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AUDIENCE: Aw!
Aw, bless him.

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If you won,
what would mean more to you -

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performing in front of King Charles
or winning 250 grand?

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King Charles.

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Oh, oh.
Really?

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Simon!
Simon, you've got to remember,

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it's not all about the money.

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LAUGHTER

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Erm, I-I... 100% agree.
BRUNO: Oh!

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Well done, Harrison!
Oh!

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Whoo!

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All right, boys,
you've got two minutes

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to change your life. Go for it.

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Thank you. Come on, boys!

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Come on!

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CHEERING,
WHISTLING

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# Whoa-oa-oa

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# Never again
Will she get the best of me

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# Never again
Will she take away my freedom

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# And we won't forget the day we...

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# Fought for the right
To be a little bit naughty

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# Never again
Will we live behind bars

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# Never again
Now that we know that we are

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# Revolting children
Living in revolting times

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# We sing revolting songs
Using revolting rhymes

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# We'll be revolting children
Till our revolting's done

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# And we'll have
The Trunchbull bolting

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# We're revolting!

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# We'll become a screaming horde

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# Take out your hockey stick
And use it as a sword

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# Never again will we be ignored

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# we'll find out
Where the chalk is stored

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# And draw rude pictures
On the board

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# It's not insulting
We're revolting!

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# We can S-P-L how we like

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# If enough of us are wrong
Wrong is right

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# Everyone! N-O-R-T-Y?

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# Cos we're a little bit naughty!

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# You say
We ought a stay inside the line

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# But if we disobey at the same time

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# There is nothing
That the Trunchbull can do

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# She can take her hammer and S-H-U

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# You didn't think
You could push us too far

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# There's no going back now
we R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N... #

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Come on!
# U-S5-]-N-G, U—S—I—N—G

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# we'll be R-E-V-O-L-T-1-N-G

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# It is 2-L-8-4-U
We R-E-volting!

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# We are revolting children
Living in revolting times

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# We sing revolting songs
Whoa-oa-oa

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# Using revolting rhymes

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# We'll be revolting children
Till our revolting's done

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# It is 2-L-8-4-U
We are revolting! #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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MUSIC: 'Live While We're Young'
by One Direction

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# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy
Till we see the sun

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# I know we only met
But let's pretend it's love

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# Tonight, let's get some
And live while we're young... #

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I think all of you are revolting...

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LAUGHING
..and that's a good thing.

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This was a really,
really good audition,

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but just be really badly behaved
going forward.

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SIMON LAUGHS

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My daughter's obsessed
with Matilda,

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and I think children
are gonna absolutely love you.

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Your passion
and energy was fantastic.

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Oh, kids, the attitude was spot on.
Your energy was spot on.

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You're so bad, and I loved it!

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CHEERING

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I just loved it
because you loved it.

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Your singing
was really, really good.

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I'm gonna start this with a yes.

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I'm saying yes.

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A big yes!

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You've got four yeses.

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Congratulations.
ALL: Yes!

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# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy
Till we see the sun

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# I know we only met
But let's pretend it's love

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# And never, never, never
Stop for anyone... #

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Well done! Well done!

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Really nice kids.

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ALL: Yeah!

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Right, go right up to that camera,
and tell them how you feel.

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Amazing!
DEC LAUGHS

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MR BLOBBY: Blobby!
What the hell is going on?

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Simon, what the hell
is wrong with you?

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HE SINGS

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I'm glad I'm wearing
my big knickers tonight.

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AMANDA: Bruno was saying today

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that you used to have
shoulder-length hair.

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I did. I wanna see that,
I'm gonna Google it.

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Oh, please don't. No, no, no.
AMANDA LAUGHS

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No, no. Not now.

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# Now if there's a smile
On my face... #

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What exactly are you doing
for us today?

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We wanted to do an act that
gives people a bit of everything.

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I just love making people laugh.

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# Don't let my glad expression... #
Blobby!

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My wife and I do a comedy act.
Oh, nice.

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# The tears of a clown... #

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DEC: Darren.
ANT: Working with Darren.

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Comedian.
Darren!

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Darren. You Darren?
Yeah, yeah, you all right?

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Yeah, I'm good. Come on, you've
gotta come with us now, Darren.

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You're on! You're on.
How are you?

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All right, very nervous.
Are you? Yeah.

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You got your plunger?
I'm always ready.

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So, are you a plumber in real life?
I actually am a plumber.

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You are?
Are you?

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Yeah, well, I just lost my job
at the cat sanctuary. Did you?

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Yeah, they reduced me hours.
ANT TITTERS

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They had.
Genuinely? No, that was a joke.

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Oh.
Tough crowd. Yeah.

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Yeah... Didn't get it.
I didn't get it.

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So, you're doing gags for us?
Well, I'm trying to.

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And, erm...
You wanna do this full time?

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00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,775
You've forgot?
Yeah, yeah.

250
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,015
Do you want a moment?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, have a moment.

251
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,935
Have a little moment.
Go on. Have a little moment.

252
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,135
What...? Explain it.
I don't get it.

253
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,535
They reduced his hours
in the cat sanctuary. Yeah.

254
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,335
Oh, Me-ow-ers!
Me-ow-ers.

255
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,295
Thanks for clearing that up, Steve.

256
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,935
Markus, the judges are ready for you
now. If you'd like to follow me.

257
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,975
OK, thank you.

258
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,455
OK. OK.

259
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,535
Wow!
Cos Dec didn't laugh at his joke...

260
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,175
No, I did laugh -
in the wrong place.

261
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,295
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

262
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,135
Looking good, Simon!

263
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,255
How are you? You good?
WHOOPING

264
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,055
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUES

265
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,935
Hello.
Hello.

266
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,335
And what's your name, please?

267
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,335
My name's Markus Birdman.
And where you from, Markus?

268
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,815
From Essex.
WHOOPING

269
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,975
How old are you, Markus?
I'm 52. OK, and what do you do?

270
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,935
I used to be in a band,
but from that,

271
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,415
my band mates suggested
maybe I should try comedy.

272
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,735
Tell me, what's the WORST gig
you've ever done?

273
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,535
HE CHUCKLES
The worst gig I've ever done?

274
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,935
I drew... I threw... Er, I... Hmm.

275
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,935
I went all the way to Plymouth
and was wearing leather-soled shoes,

276
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,215
ran onto stage.

277
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,775
It was very wet, I slipped
straight over into the front, er...

278
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,255
landed with my face in the front row
and, er, never really recovered.

279
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,935
You'd think
someone would find that funny.

280
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,655
OK. And do you think you can win?

281
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,775
Erm, I'd like to think so, yes.
OK, Markus.

282
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,055
WHOOPING
Well, good luck.

283
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,295
Thank you very much. Thank you.
APPLAUSE

284
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,655
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

285
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,135
Erm...

286
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,255
I will start with a joke.
Seems like a good idea.

287
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,655
Erm...

288
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,455
Kids are the biggest source of joy
you will ever have.

289
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,215
Trouble is, they do tend to ruin

290
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,135
every other source of joy...
you ever have.

291
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,335
LAUGHTER

292
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,695
I hear other parents say stuff like,
“I'd take a bullet for my child.”

293
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,055
Would you?
LAUGHTER

294
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,535
I'd take a bullet for my child,
put it in a gun and shoot her.

295
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,575
LAUGHTER

296
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,855
My daughter's now 18,
I can't believe it.

297
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,135
She's one of those teenagers
that wears tons of make-up,

298
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,135
you know, she makes RuPaul
look like a trucker.

299
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,095
The whole pandemic was kicking off,
and I did what many people did here,

300
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,215
which was to spend
the next two years fairly drunk.

301
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,895
"I need a drink!
Well, it's only half five.

302
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,215
"Better wait till six o'clock."

303
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,975
"All right, 5.45,
I'm opening the drink.

304
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,895
"Six o'clock, woof!
All right, new plan -

305
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,735
"one more at six thirty,
another one at seven,

306
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,335
"and then I will get up and
make my daughter some breakfast.”

307
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,855
So, a couple of years ago, I had
a stroke. That's what happened.

308
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,575
People don't always believe me,

309
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,775
cos I perhaps don't look like
a stroke survivor to you,

310
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,175
but what you fail to appreciate
is I'm actually 23.

311
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,895
I do a lot of work for the Stroke
Association, for obvious reasons.

312
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,295
They asked me to do a benefit gig.

313
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,655
Now, you would think, as a
two-time stroke survivor, as I am...

314
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,095
you ought to be able to make jokes
about surviving strokes

315
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,415
to other stroke survivors...
LAUGHTER

316
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,495
Where's this going?

317
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,055
No!
LAUGHTER

318
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,095
At one point,
someone stood up and went,

319
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,895
"Stroke victims
have feelings, too, mate!"

320
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,855
I went, "I know. But only down
half the side of their body, so..."

321
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,335
LAUGHTER

322
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,575
When I was in hospital,
I was very heavily sedated,

323
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,735
and, erm, I was wearing, like,
one of those hospital gowns.

324
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,935
So your backside is hanging out
for some reason. It's hideous!

325
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,415
The "bum cape”,
as I liked to call it.

326
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,655
LAUGHTER
So there I was, heavily sedated.

327
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,295
I needed to go to the toilet.
It was quite late at night.

328
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,415
I parted the bum cape,
backed into the toilet, sat down.

329
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,775
So far, so good...
were it not for the fact

330
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,215
that there was already
a blind naked man sat there.

331
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,975
Now, I don't know if you've ever
sat naked on another naked man...

332
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,055
No, never.

333
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,855
What you might expect is the person
you just sat on to go, "Get off!"

334
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,535
What happens is the most beautiful
middle-class English thing

335
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,935
I think I've ever heard in my life,

336
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,575
he just went,
"Oh, I'm sorry, who's that?"

337
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,495
Thank you very much. Thank you.

338
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,455
# I have to praise you

339
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,215
# I have to praise you

340
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,455
# I have to praise you... #
Very good! Very good!

341
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,175
Oh, my God. Brilliant.

342
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,495
Markus, honestly... I don't think
any of us were expecting that.

343
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,695
LAUGHTER
Bruno?

344
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,455
Oh, I love it.
You're not afraid to go there.

345
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,335
Your delivery is absolutely spot on.

346
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,495
APPLAUSE
Every gag, you hit the jackpot.

347
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,335
# I have to praise you... #

348
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,535
Alesha?

349
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,175
I think what I like about you,
your style is quite dry.

350
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,415
I thought every single joke
was funny.

351
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,055
The kids thing -
I am with you, my friend!

352
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,375
Well done.
Thank you. Thank you.

353
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:20,015
Everything you said tonight
on stage, I HOWLED at.

354
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,175
I mean, I'm glad I'm wearing
my big knickers tonight,

355
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,335
that's all I'm saying. Well done.

356
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,975
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

357
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,535
I honestly wasn't expecting this.
No, me neither.

358
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,335
You were just brilliant!
WHOOPING

359
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,055
And we've never heard jokes
like this.

360
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,375
I absolutely love you.
That is a yes from me.

361
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,535
WHOOPING CONTINUES

362
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,775
It's an absolute yes from me.

363
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,975
Alesha?
It's a yes from me.

364
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,215
Bruno? It's yes from me.
I'm still laughing.

365
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,335
# Praise you

366
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,935
# I have to praise you

367
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,055
# I have to praise you... #
Thank you, thank you.

368
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,975
Yeah.

369
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,615
Hurray! Oh, I want one of those!

370
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,855
SIMON: My God, that was brilliant.
So good.

371
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,935
He was great.

372
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,615
# I have to praise you... #

373
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,295
DEC: Go for it.
Good luck, chaps! Have fun.

374
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,495
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

375
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,535
ALESHA: Hello.
Hiya.

376
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,655
All right?
How are you?

377
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,975
Not bad.
Yeah, good thanks.

378
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,775
Who do we have here?
My name's Duane, he's Ashford.

379
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,095
And the group's called Simon Heart.

380
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,295
Who's Simon?
Where's Simon, then?

381
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,975
Simon cos my surname's Simon,

382
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,175
and Heart because the music
comes from the heart.

383
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,575
You said he would like it.
LAUGHTER

384
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,135
BOTH: Ah!

385
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,975
I thought his name was Heart.
It's so confusing!

386
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,255
ALESHA: Do you have a day job, boys?
I work in children's homes.

387
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,455
And I'm a security guard.
OK.

388
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,375
MUSIC: 'Step On'
by Happy Mondays

389
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,815
'Me and Ashford have known
each other since we were kids.'

390
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,415
Yeah.
We used to live in the same street.

391
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,495
'We've been performing together
for 25 years.'

392
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,015
I just love entertaining.

393
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,295
Even when I'm offstage,
it's like on stage.

394
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,015
# Gonna stamp out your fire... #

395
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,535
'No-one ever taught us what
we could do, we could just do it.'

396
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,335
Yeah.

397
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:21,415
'Our big dream is
Madison Square Garden..." 'Yeah.'

398
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,295
"..London O2 Arena...'
'Yeah.' "..American Super Bowl'

399
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,735
And to perform for the King
would be an unbelievable honour.

400
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,375
CHEERING

401
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,535
What's the big dream for you guys?

402
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,015
Obviously, do an act that can...

403
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,895
be performed all around the world
for years to come.

404
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,615
All right, the stage is yours.

405
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,255
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK

406
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,455
Arnold... what classic model
are you again?

407
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,975
IN TERMINATOR VOICE: I am a T101.

408
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,975
HE BEATBOXES

409
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,495
LAUGHTER

410
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,375
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
PLAYS KEYBOARD

411
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,615
Simon Cowell,
I calculate the 83% probability

412
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,975
you will put us through
to the next round.

413
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,695
Jason, stop being a crank!

414
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,455
IN JASON STATHAM VOICE: Who're
you calling a crank? Jason Statham.

415
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,335
There's only one problem
with Britain's Got Talent judges -

416
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,735
you never understand much about
what's being said.

417
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,415
It's just judgey.
LAUGHTER

418
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,895
But you, Bruno Tonioli,

419
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,055
if you don't put us through
to the next round,

420
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,535
I'll come back looking for you.

421
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,815
Optimus, let's roll out.

422
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,375
IN OPTIMUS PRIME VOICE:
I am Optimus Prime.

423
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,975
And I am here to entertain.

424
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,255
Alesha, put us through or roll out!

425
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,695
BUZZER SOUNDS

426
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,895
AUDIENCE GASP
DEC: What's going on?

427
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,295
I don't know, I don't even know
what they do, what they're...

428
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,135
What they're called.
..what they're called.

429
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,975
IN SHAGGY VOICE:
# Life is one big party

430
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,055
# When you're still young

431
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,135
# But who's gonna have your back
When it's all done

432
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,975
# It's all good when you're little
You have pure fun

433
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,055
# Can't be a fool, son
What about the long run?

434
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,415
# She was there
Through my incarceration

435
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,695
# I wanna show the nation
My appreciation... #

436
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,495
IN RAYVON VOICE:
# Amanda's my angel

437
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,495
# You're my darling angel... #
Now I feel bad.

438
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,335
MIMICS RECORD REWIND,
BEATBOXES

439
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,615
Somebody explain
what the hell is going on!

440
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,055
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
WHOOPING

441
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,935
# Simon Heart
Man's on the climb

442
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,775
# Beating box and spitting bars
At the same time

443
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,095
# Simon Heart
Forever, won't lie

444
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,895
# BGT reppin', sign out. #

445
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,895
Simon, what the hell is wrong
with you?

446
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,055
Push the Golden Buzzer...
BOTH: Now!

447
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

448
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,455
So, which one's Simon?

449
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,215
Who was that last one, where
you were just doing that dance?

450
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,535
That was our self.
LAUGHTER

451
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,535
Duane did well, didn't he?
I don't know!

452
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,575
This act was like
a little bit of this

453
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,895
and a little bit of that,
and we'll throw a bit of that in.

454
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,095
Yeah.
I bloody loved it!

455
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,655
LAUGHTER
But I would die if...

456
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,095
"King Charles Il1,

457
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,175
"this is what we've got for you
for the Royal Variety"!

458
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,415
A bit of British culture.

459
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,295
All right, then, let's take a vote.
Oh, it's a yes!

460
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,935
They're gonna put them through!
I'm saying yes.

461
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,775
Honestly,
they're gonna put them through.

462
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,895
It's a no from me.
Oh! Just saying.

463
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,135
AUDIENCE BOOS
Simon, what did you think?

464
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,775
It was hits and very big miss...
LAUGHTER

465
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:30,575
However, personality is a big part
of this show.

466
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,775
I like both of you.
CHEERING

467
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,295
You've got three yesses.
Thank you!

468
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,095
What the hell
have we just witnessed?!

469
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,415
I can't believe
you put them through.

470
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,135
Just two geezers having a go.

471
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,335
Thing is, I've got more voices,
you know?

472
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,335
ANT: Do us one.
QUACKS HARSHLY

473
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,295
IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE:
Oh, boy! Donald Duck.

474
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,575
Donald Duck.
LAUGHTER

475
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,215
Get out!

476
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,535
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Well done.

477
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,415
Wicked.
BOTH: Oh, my God.

478
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,695
This show will be the death of me.

479
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:18,295
The main thing for you
is just be yourself and enjoy it.

480
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,135
# Don't stop
Thinking about tomorrow... #

481
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,855
I just still can't believe I'm here.
Yeah, it's gonna be brilliant.

482
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,775
Are you ready to do this?
Come with me. Let's go.

483
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,215
Come round, guys. Come round.

484
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,535
How are you, all?
Hello.

485
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,655
So, what a day you guys have had.

486
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,255
# Look at me

487
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:56,255
# You can take it all
Because this face is free

488
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,135
# I can even do reality... #

489
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,855
OK, so,
into your pose for me, please.

490
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,335
Straight back. Stomach in.
Tighten your arse.

491
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,175
Ready, Bruno? Yeah.
Cameras turn over for us, please?

492
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,815
BRUNO BREATHES HEAVILY

493
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,375
Look at the lights!
They are so cool!

494
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,615
They're mint.
Whoa!

495
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,255
ALL: Whoa!

496
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,615
King Charles!
Wow!

497
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,695
He looks so real.
That's so cool. It's amazing.

498
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,895
That's Zendaya.
Yeah, that's Zendaya.

499
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,095
Look, it's David Beckham.
Can you play for Man United?

500
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,535
All right, cameras ready.
Everyone ready.

501
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,375
The kids are about to come in.

502
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,735
Bruno, are you ready?

503
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,615
Oh, my God. Look who's in here.
It's Bruno.

504
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,015
Fabulous, darling.
WOMAN LAUGHS

505
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,815
THEY SCREAM

506
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,975
Hello, United 2 Dance!
Oh, my God.

507
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,295
Are you real?
I am real.

508
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,055
You can touch me. I am not...
I am not a robot!

509
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,655
You know why I'm here?
Because Olena got in touch with me

510
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,215
to tell me how wonderful

511
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,615
you have been
to her and her son as Nazari.

512
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,295
Are you...? Oh, hello, my darling.

513
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,855
How wonderful you've been to them
since they came from Ukraine,

514
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:27,535
helping them, getting you a chance
to dance and a chance to shine.

515
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,015
Olena, can you tell me
all about it, my darling?

516
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,815
I can't thank
United 2 Dance enough

517
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,615
for everything what they done
for my family and for my son.

518
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,415
Since we arrived here,
they support us,

519
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:47,495
they sponsored Nazari,
they present him clothes for dance.

520
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,935
So, it's like being welcomed
a new family.

521
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,655
No words will be enough to say

522
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,655
how we are grateful
to United 2 Dance.

523
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,455
They change our life.

524
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,375
OK. Now, here comes a surprise.

525
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:09,455
Olena has nominated you

526
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:15,255
to come and audition today
for Britain's Got Talent.

527
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,855
CHEERING

528
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,335
Let's go!

529
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:23,095
ALL: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

530
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,735
Who's that?
LAUGHTER

531
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,255
I love you, too.
But this is real love.

532
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,255
And that's real love as well.

533
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,855
LAUGHTER,
CHEERING

534
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,815
Happy to see Bruno again?
It's all yours.

535
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,095
Go for it. Enjoy.

536
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,255
Have fun.
Good luck.

537
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,615
BRUNO CHUCKLES

538
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,055
I think we've met before.

539
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,295
ALL: Yes!

540
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,655
Why don't you tell us all
how we met?

541
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:08,655
We went to this place
called Madame Tussauds,

542
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,175
and then we seen Bruno.

543
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,055
We thought he was wax...
LAUGHTER

544
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,375
...but he was real.

545
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,615
He told us
that we're going on this show.

546
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,815
Well, he was right.

547
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,535
And there's somebody
very special here, isn't it?

548
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,055
Why don't you tell us?

549
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,975
Yes, I wanted to tell
that I am from Ukraine.

550
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,695
And I come here.

551
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,535
And my mum wanted to make surprise
for all of us.

552
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,975
Amazing.

553
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,255
Your mum has made
your dreams come true.

554
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,735
And we are going to be dancing.

555
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,495
LAUGHTER

556
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,495
"Let's just bring it back
to the business at hand.

557
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,455
"We're gonna be dancing, OK?"

558
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,895
Listen, I can't wait
to see you dance.

559
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,815
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.

560
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,015
Come on, go for it.
Thank you.

561
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,855
They are so cute.

562
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,335
# Sin City's cold and empty

563
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,255
# No-one's around to judge me

564
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,935
# I can't see clearly
When you're gone

565
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,095
# And I said, ooh

566
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,055
# 1'm blinded by the lights

567
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,815
# No, I cant sleep
Until I feel your touch... #

568
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,015
CHEERING

569
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,695
VOICE-OVER: It's our turn now.
Come on, girls. Let's show them.

570
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,255
# Don't think about it
Just move your body

571
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,255
# Listen to the music
Sing, oh, ey, oh

572
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,655
# Oh, I feel better when I'm dancing
Yeah, yeah

573
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,375
# Better when I'm dancing
Yeah, yeah... #

574
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,655
Ha-ha-ha!

575
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,255
# Pa-pa-pa da-da
La-la-la la-da-da

576
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,695
# La-la-la la-da-da
Pa-pa da-da

577
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,975
# I feel better when I'm dancing
I'm better when I'm dancing

578
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,975
# Hey, I'm better when I'm

579
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,135
# Yeah, yeah. #

580
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,775
CHEERING

581
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,815
# Just move on up

582
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,575
# Toward your destination

583
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,535
# Though you may find... #

584
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,215
Standing ovation!
Have a look, have a look.

585
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:56,175
BRUNO: Oh, I'm so proud of you.
So proud of you.

586
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,215
So precise, so clean.

587
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,215
So strong.

588
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,335
And actually, Nazari,
I think your mum is here today.

589
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,175
You should be proud!
You should be proud!

590
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,175
She is proud of them. Very proud.

591
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,335
ALESHA: I mean, you were slick.

592
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,375
You were so in sync
and together and polished.

593
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,135
Honestly, one of the best acts
we've had like this

594
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,815
in a very long time.

595
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,415
Well done.
CHEERING

596
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,335
AMANDA: I completely agree.

597
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,135
It just felt like you got a really
good mix of your age and the fun,

598
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,495
and all of that came
out on stage.

599
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,415
And I can see as well that
you feel like a family on stage.

600
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,575
It's amazing.

601
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,255
This was a brilliant audition.

602
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,495
I mean, you put a lot of people,

603
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,975
who are much older than you
doing this, to shame, seriously.

604
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,215
This was incredible.

605
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,895
So, can I be the first,
please, to say...

606
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,455
yes.

607
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,775
Amanda?
It's a yes from me.

608
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,415
That's two. Alesha?

609
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,415
I love you. It's a yes from me.

610
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,815
And now we have Madame Tussauds.
LAUGHTER

611
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,455
Yes! Yes.

612
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,015
# Just move on up

613
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,975
# And keep on wishing

614
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,455
# Remember your dream
Is your only scheme

615
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,095
# So keep on pushing... #

616
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,735
They're amazing!
Amazing.

617
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,775
How did that feel out there?
ALL: Really fun!

618
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,415
How are you gonna celebrate?

619
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,735
A party. OK, are you going
to organise a party?

620
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,975
Yes! Is that cool?

621
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,975
Go and have a party!
Thanks very much. Well done.

622
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,335
Thank you, well done.
Bye!

623
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,415
Have you done anything
like this before?

624
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,015
HE GROANS

625
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,255
Hi, I'm Travis George, I'm 22,
and I'm from South Wales.

626
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,855
# 1've got my best suit on
And I'm ready... #

627
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,415
I live with my mother
and our lovely cat Seren.

628
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,615
How are you feeling about today?
Yeah, Mum?

629
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,815
I've cried three times already.
SHE CHUCKLES

630
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,615
Being here at Britain's Got Talent,
to him, it's a momentous occasion.

631
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,695
This is completely out of anything
I've ever attempted.

632
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,415
Today, when I'm standing
in the wings,

633
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,015
watching my son on that stage,

634
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,215
I am going to be
the proudest mother.

635
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,615
I will be delighted if he does get
the yes, yes, yes, yes.

636
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:35,455
Without her constant encouragement
and love and care,

637
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,695
I wouldn't, really, have been able
to accomplish anything.

638
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,375
# You're gonna see me rise... #

639
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,895
CHEERING

640
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,895
He's not had it easy,

641
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,335
and I just think
he deserves a break.

642
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,935
He deserves something really good
to happen.

643
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,295
And I'm really hoping it will.

644
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,375
Welcome,
and what's your name, please?

645
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,415
I am...

646
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,975
Er, my name's Travis George, I'm 22,

647
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,815
and, erm...

648
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,135
and I'm here from South Wales.

649
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,015
And what brought you
on the show this year?

650
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,375
I believe that Britain's Got Talent
is the greatest opportunity

651
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,175
for any person who wants to try
and achieve their dream in the UK.

652
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,535
I...

653
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,215
I love singing,
that's always been the dream.

654
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,735
What is your dream?

655
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,615
What kind of singer are you?
Where would you like to be?

656
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,015
I mean, tell me.

657
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,895
Erm...

658
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,455
...
HE STUTTERS

659
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,975
I...

660
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,455
OK, Travis, so...

661
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,975
big day.

662
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,575
Come on, boy.
APPLAUSE

663
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,775
Come on, boy!

664
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,575
CHEERING

665
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,815
All right, Travis, best of luck.
We do hope this goes well.

666
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,415
Good luck.

667
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,495
SONG: 'Stars'
from Les Miserables

668
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,815
# There

669
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,535
# Out in the darkness

670
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,095
# A fugitive running

671
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,095
# Fallen from God

672
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,375
# With order and light

673
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,935
# You are the sentinels

674
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,335
# Silent and sure

675
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,495
# Keeping watch in the night

676
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,775
# Keeping watch in the night

677
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,895
# You know your place in the sky

678
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,775
# You hold your course and your aim

679
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,455
# And each in your season
Returns and returns

680
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,855
# And is always the same

681
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,055
# And if you fall as Lucifer fell

682
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,935
# You fall in flame

683
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,375
# And so it must be

684
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,295
# For so it is written

685
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,575
# On the doorway to paradise

686
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,375
# That those who falter
And those who fall

687
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,735
# Must pay the price

688
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,855
# Lord, let me find him

689
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,695
# That I may see him

690
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,495
# Safe behind bars

691
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,415
# I will never rest

692
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,255
# Till then

693
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,095
# This I swear

694
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,255
by

695
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:17,215
# The stars. #

696
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:22,495
HOLDS NOTE

697
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,655
# If I lay here

698
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,295
# If I just lay here

699
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:41,255
# Would you live with me
And just forget the world... #

700
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,015
CHEERING,
APPLAUSE

701
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,455
Get in!

702
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,175
# All that I ever was

703
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,175
# Is here in your perfect eyes

704
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,495
# They're all I can see... #
Look at that!

705
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,375
He's good, isn't he?

706
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,775
Yeah, he's good. Come here.

707
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,015
Well, you weren't messing around,
were you? Erm... Bruno?

708
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,775
Talk about going for it!

709
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,775
I tell you, you could walk into

710
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,775
a West End show
or a Broadway show tomorrow.

711
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,655
Very, very difficult song,

712
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,335
sung better than most people
I've heard it sung.

713
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,215
CHEERING

714
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,975
I've seen Les Mis countless times,

715
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,415
and you just knocked it
out of the park.

716
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,255
Flawless.

717
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,735
ALESHA: You are adorable.

718
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:52,895
You are so sweet, and you don't
realise how great you are.

719
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,895
I'm really, really happy for you
that you had this moment.

720
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,015
Thank you.

721
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:03,135
Travis, I mean, it was obviously
an amazing audition.

722
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,535
I mean, literally,
that's what I call selling a song.

723
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,655
This was an audition
we're gonna remember, Travis.

724
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,255
Bruno?

725
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,455
Yes.

726
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,775
Alesha?
It's a yes from me.

727
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,975
Amanda?
100% yes from me.

728
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,175
What do you think?
CROWD: Yes!

729
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,375
That's about 4,000 yeses.

730
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,975
# All that I ever was

731
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,775
# Is here in your perfect eyes

732
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,175
# They're all I can see... #

733
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,295
He's so nice.

734
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,935
# I don't know where

735
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,575
# Confused about how as well... #

736
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,415
Great voice.

737
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,335
How did that...?
No! Stay, stay, stay, stay.

738
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:04,375
There are no words, guys.
... 1-1-I feel reborn.

739
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,255
Put it on my gravestone guys.
Aw!

740
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,415
It's something to remember, really.
Well, you've gotta believe it now.

741
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,455
Travis, lovely to meet you.
You've got to be very proud.

742
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,095
Very nice to meet you.

743
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,735
You can breathe now.

744
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,615
THEY EXHALE DEEPLY
Well done!

745
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,255
Bye, Simon, love you!
Bye.

746
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,895
# I can make you feel good

747
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,815
# I can make you feel good... #

748
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,175
Excited to meet the judges.

749
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,575
Me too.
I hope Simon's in a good mood.

750
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,295
Here we go.

751
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,015
APPLAUSE

752
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,375
Hello.
Hello.

753
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,695
Who are you?
My name is Bennet Kavanagh.

754
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,615
Is whatever you're gonna do
how you make a living?

755
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,815
No, so I make a living
as a music teacher at the minute.

756
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,775
Hopefully... Hopefully
this will take over,

757
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,255
and I can earn a career from that.

758
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,735
Fantastic. Good luck.

759
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,815
Thank you very much. Thank you.

760
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,495
So, not only am I a comedian,
I'm a musical comedian.

761
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,935
Cheer if you're a fan of guitar.

762
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,015
CHEERING
Yeah.

763
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,415
Well, that's a real shame.

764
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,855
So, I'm able to get on
with what I can do

765
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,095
with a lot of...
HITS KEYS

766
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,655
...grace and dignity...
BUZZER SOUNDS

767
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,975
So I hope I achieve that tonight.

768
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,775
BUZZER SOUNDS

769
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,775
Here's the first song.

770
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,935
# I got into an Uber

771
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,815
# But it was not for me

772
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,055
# And I was too awkward to get out

773
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,255
# So now I live in Leeds... #

774
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,775
BUZZER SOUNDS
Thank you.

775
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,815
I should explain, Amanda, erm,
Uber...

776
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,375
It's like a chauffeur
you get from your phone.

777
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,815
LAUGHTER

778
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,215
Just for...

779
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,895
I'm enjoying this now.

780
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,295
This next song is called
An Episode Of Medieval Top Gear.

781
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,535
PLAYS TOP GEAR THEME

782
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,135
# Hey, what's the horsepower
On that thing?

783
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,255
# One... #
LAUGHTER

784
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,135
Simon loves it!

785
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,095
# I knew a girl
Who had a smoking habit

786
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,135
# And that's why she was
A terrible nun. #

787
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,855
LAUGHTER

788
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,095
Oh, my God, Simon finds this funny.
Now we're in trouble.

789
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,415
Thank you very much. Thank you.

790
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,895
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

791
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,375
MUSIC: 'Happy"
by Pharrell Williams

792
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,895
Oh, Bennett,
you've made somebody very happy.

793
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,895
Actually, it was funny.

794
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,655
Thank you.
No, really.

795
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,895
I actually don't find comedians
that funny, but you made me laugh.

796
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,295
Thank you very much.

797
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,375
# Because I'm happy... #
# Clap along if you feel... #

798
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,895
CHOIR: # Bring me down

799
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,335
# Can't nothing

800
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,375
# Bring me down

801
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,215
# My level's too high

802
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,295
# Bring me down

803
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,775
# Can't nothing... #

804
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,855
Made me feel good,
and that's what choirs should do.

805
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,175
It's four yeses.

806
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,855
CHEERING

807
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,895
# Clap along if you feel... #

808
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,415
How are you doing?
CHEERING

809
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,135
Happy, happy, happy.

810
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,735
ALESHA: I love when Simon's
in this mood.

811
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,975
# Like happiness is a truth

812
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,775
# Happy, happy, happy... #

813
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,735
MUSIC SLOWS THEN ENDS

814
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,655
Blobby, blobby, blobby.

815
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

816
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,775
Yeah, I actually hate Mr Blobby.

817
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,975
AMANDA: And it was all going
so well.

818
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,975
Mwah, mwah!

819
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,175
Hello. We know who you are.

820
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,495
Blobby.

821
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,055
Blobby.
Blobby.

822
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,295
LAUGHTER

823
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,495
CHUCKLES
Blobby, blobby.

824
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,935
All right, whatever.
Right, why are you here?

825
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,575
MUMBLING

826
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,335
Ta-da-da da-da-da da!

827
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,415
Ha.

828
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,695
Mr Blobby's Magic Show.
Oh, yeah.

829
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,295
OK, right. No more questions.
Good luck.

830
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,975
BLOBBY MUMBLES

831
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,295
Oh, no.

832
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,815
Ha-ha! Here we go.

833
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,215
Oh!
Oh!

834
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,615
DEC LAUGHS
Are you OK?

835
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,575
BRUNO:
Mr Blobby's going to hospital.

836
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,215
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.

837
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,815
'Manda.
Yes?

838
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,175
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
Pick a card, he's saying.

839
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,375
Any card.
OK, I'll take that one.

840
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,975
Yeah.
Yeah?

841
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,495
Blobby.

842
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,415
Look at it, yes.

843
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,455
Ace of spades.

844
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,775
No.

845
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,615
AUDIENCE: Aw!

846
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,935
BRUNO: Oh!

847
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,375
LAUGHTER

848
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,535
CHUCKLES
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

849
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,695
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

850
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,975
Nice to meet you.

851
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,415
MUSIC: 'Main Title From
Edward Scissorhands' by Danny Elf man

852
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,815
Blob, Blob-Blob Blob, Blob-Blob.

853
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,055
SIMON: Just awful.

854
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,655
MUSIC DIES
Ah!

855
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,895
BUZZER SOUNDS

856
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,575
He buzzed himself?

857
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,495
BLOBBY CHUCKLES
Simon, Simon!

858
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,135
Come with me.

859
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,575
Where?
Blobby, Blobby.

860
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,895
Go on, go on, get him up!
Get him up!

861
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,375
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

862
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,895
MUSIC: 'In The Hall
Of The Mountain King' by Grieg.

863
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,495
MAN: Oh, no.
He's going.

864
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,495
For any younger viewers who don't
know who Mr Blobby is, he is...

865
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,895
TV royalty.
TV royalty.

866
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,855
Ha!
LAUGHTER

867
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,975
What's this?

868
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,615
Blobby.

869
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,375
What would you like me to do?
Da-da da-da-da da!

870
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,575
Blobby!

871
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,935
CHEERING

872
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,095
Yes! Get him in there, Blobby!
Disappearing box.

873
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,335
OK.

874
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,735
AMANDA:
He's gonna make Simon disappear?

875
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,575
BLOBBY: Yeah.

876
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,815
Blobby.

877
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,375
Can you go in there?

878
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,095
Blobby, Blobby...
AUDIENCE: Simon, Simon, Simon...

879
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,535
AUDIENCE CHANT

880
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,535
whoa!

881
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,895
Blobby, Blobby.

882
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,815
Bye, Simon. Love you!

883
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,135
AMANDA: Bye, darling!

884
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,215
Bye.

885
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,775
All right. Yeah? Blob. Blob, Blobby.

886
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,575
Now, let's all just sneak out.
Yeah. Let's go home.

887
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,735
THUMPS BOX

888
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,095
LAUGHTER

889
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,935
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

890
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,375
AUDIENCE CLAPPING

891
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,415
Oh.

892
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,535
AUDIENCE: Oh!

893
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,175
Oh, boo! He's still there.

894
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,375
AMANDA LAUGHS

895
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,375
OK, one Blobby.
AMANDA LAUGHS

896
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,095
Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob.

897
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,255
Blob-Blob-Blob-Blob, Blob-Blob.

898
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,415
MUSIC INTENSIFIES

899
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,615
Blobby!

900
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,615
Oh! Blob, Blob.

901
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,775
MUSIC REACHES FINALE
Blobby.

902
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,415
ALARM SOUNDS,
MUSIC ENDS

903
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,055
MUSIC: 'Dies Irae'
by Verdi

904
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,055
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

905
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,255
Oh!
Oh!

906
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,975
Oh, my God!

907
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,695
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

908
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,095
Don't touch me.

909
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,295
Good. Don't go near me.

910
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,415
Oh, my God!

911
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,855
LAUGHTER

912
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,935
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby,
Blobby, Blobby!

913
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,175
Oh, my God!

914
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,295
DEC: Simon! Simon!

915
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,815
Be careful, it's slippery.

916
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,895
Oh, my God!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

917
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,575
Did you know this was gonna happen?
Oh, my God, no!

918
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,175
BUZZER SOUNDS

919
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,335
BUZZER SOUNDS

920
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,975
BUZZER SOUNDS

921
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,255
AUDIENCE JEER AND BOO,
MUSIC ENDS

922
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,455
Boo? Boo?!

923
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,375
Boo you.

924
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,775
LAUGHTER

925
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,335
You still look really handsome.

926
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,535
CHEERING

927
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,855
MUSIC: 'Woo Hoo'
by The 5.6.7.8's

928
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,855
who'd like a cuddle?

929
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,055
SCREAMING

930
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,815
Has he gone yet? He's gone.
He's not, he's back.

931
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,095
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
LAUGHTER

932
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,655
AMANDA: I've got no shoes on!

933
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,015
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!

934
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,855
Ah! Who would like...?
AMANDA SHRIEKS

935
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,455
Oh, Blobby!

936
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,335
Oh, dear.

937
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,415
How did you get away with that? Eh?
I hid.

938
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,735
Who'd like a cuddle?
Argh!

939
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,255
MUSIC CONTINUES

940
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,615
ANT: Yes!

941
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,815
We all wanted Dec done, didn't we?
Yes, we did!

942
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,015
No!

943
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

944
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,175
Come on.
Come on.

945
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,335
Oh, no! No!
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!

946
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,575
SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER

947
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,775
MUSIC: "(I've Had) The Time
Of My Life' by Medley and Warnes

948
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,935
AUDIENCE: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby...

949
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,695
Oh, my God.

950
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,015
Bloody hell.

951
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,815
AUDIENCE SHOUTING

952
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,735
# I've had the time of my life... #

953
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,135
I love it. It's all chaos.

954
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,775
I love it!

955
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,135
Shall we go and shower?
Together?

956
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,735
Why not?
Why not?!

957
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,375
Blobby. Blobby!

958
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,255
Is that really him doing that?
No way.

959
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,015
What?

960
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,935
That is talent.

961
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,375
# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

962
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,655
# I wanna feel the heat
With somebody

963
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,415
# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

964
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,655
# With somebody who loves me... #

965
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,455
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

966
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,935
# Hey, yeah... #

967
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,815
HE TRILLS
# I wanna dance... #

968
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,895
Yo, what's up?

969
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,655
MUSIC: 'I Lived'
by OneRepublic

970
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,855
My name is MB14.
My real name is Mohamed.

971
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,295
I'm 28,
and I'm a singer from France.

972
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,335
PHONE CHIMES
Sorry.

973
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,695
PRODUCER:
Oh, no, all right...

974
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,175
Erm... Sorry.

975
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,775
Da-da-da-da. OK.
CLEARS THROAT

976
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,735
# |

977
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,935
did it all... #

978
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,175
I started singing
when I was a teenager.

979
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,375
I remember in class,
we had some choir lessons sometimes,

980
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,655
we used to sing.

981
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,815
I got into performing
when I was in high school.

982
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,535
I tried a drama class,

983
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,695
and the first time
I stepped on that stage,

984
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,375
I felt something really special,

985
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,255
and I understood that
that's where I was supposed to be.

986
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,935
The ultimate dream would be...
Yeah, to perform in the whole world.

987
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,375
Yeah. Yeah.
And, er... be a musician.

988
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,935
I'm here because
I remember when I was a teenager,

989
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,175
I would spend hours and hours
and days on YouTube.

990
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,735
I used to watch the judges.

991
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,535
I have watched
a lot of performances,

992
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,575
so I really want to convince them
that I have my place here, you know?

993
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,695
That I deserve to be here.

994
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,415
HE TRILLS

995
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,695
Today means a lot.

996
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,895
It's something that
I've been waiting for a long time.

997
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,135
If I can have, like, four yeses,
it would be the perfect scenario.

998
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,495
We'll see. Finger crossed.
HE CHUCKLES

999
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,295
Hello there. How are you?
Hey. Nice to meet you.

1000
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,495
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
My name is MB14.

1001
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,055
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.

1002
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,775
MB14?
Yeah, MB14.

1003
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,415
Those are my initials
and my favourite number.

1004
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,695
Ah.
Ah, OK.

1005
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,295
And where are you from?
I'm from France.

1006
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,655
Ah! Welcome.
Thank you.

1007
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,415
Bonjour. Bonjour!
THEY LAUGH

1008
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,895
Croissant, baguette.

1009
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,695
Oh, we like you. We like you a lot.

1010
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,255
Me too.
Come on, let's get you on stage.

1011
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,135
They're ready.
Yeah, he doesn't care about you.

1012
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,415
# I swear I lived... #

1013
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,895
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

1014
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,455
# Oh, whoa-oh-oh. #

1015
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,815
Yeah.
He's got great hair.

1016
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,535
Hello, hello, hello.

1017
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,815
Hello.

1018
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,695
Oh, yes. Hello, too.

1019
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,895
LAUGHTER

1020
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,215
Tell me all about you.
I want to know everything.

1021
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,095
My name is MB14, and I'm French.

1022
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,495
CHEERING
Oh, c'est tres bien.

1023
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,695
And what made you
come to this show in Britain,

1024
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,855
Britain's Got Talent?
The train. Eurostar.

1025
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,055
LAUGHTER

1026
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,255
It's been a long time that
I've been watching BGT, you know?

1027
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,535
And I remember
when I started watching that show,

1028
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,575
I felt a lot of inspiration,
and I said to myself,

1029
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,415
"Maybe one day,
I'll be on that stage,” so...

1030
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,055
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, here you are.

1031
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,415
So, er, what is your act based on?

1032
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,015
Basically, all you're about to hear
is made with my voice,

1033
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,175
so I hope you like it.
CHEERING

1034
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,535
Show us what you've got!

1035
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,535
Thank you so much,
ladies and gentlemen.

1036
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,615
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1037
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,655
CONSTANT NOTE PLAYS

1038
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,935
IMITATES WIND INSTRUMENT

1039
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,735
IMITATES SITAR

1040
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,975
AUDIENCE EXCLAIM

1041
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,495
No way.

1042
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,135
That's...
Is that his mouth? Yeah.

1043
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1044
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,775
Is that really him doing that?

1045
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,175
IMITATES SITAR

1046
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,295
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1047
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,095
SINGS SOPRANO

1048
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,775
What?

1049
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,935
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1050
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,935
SINGS SOPRANO

1051
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1052
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,935
BEATBOXES

1053
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,495
Is that still him?

1054
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,735
CHEERING
Yes! Go!

1055
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,735
BEATBOXING CONTINUES

1056
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:02,215
VOCALISES

1057
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,535
CHANTS IN HARMONY

1058
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,815
IMITATES SITAR

1059
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,335
SITAR MELODY REPEATS

1060
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,615
BEATBOXES

1061
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,775
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1062
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,415
That's brilliant.

1063
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,855
BEATBOXES BASS

1064
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,975
ALL SOUNDS PLAY,
CHEERING

1065
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,095
SOUNDS WIND DOWN

1066
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,895
BEATBOXES,
IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH

1067
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,535
# Yeah

1068
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,855
# BGT... #

1069
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,855
whoo!
# BGT

1070
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,135
# Yeah... #

1071
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,375
BEATBOXING CONTINUES,
IMITATES SITAR

1072
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,455
CHEERING

1073
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,375
That is talent.

1074
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,335
CHANTS IN TENOR

1075
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,055
CHANTS IN HARMONY

1076
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,295
BEATBOXING,
CHANTS IN HARMONY

1077
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,615
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1078
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,895
IMITATES SITAR

1079
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,055
SINGS SOPRANO

1080
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,335
SINGS FALSETTO

1081
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,775
Yes!
Oh, what?

1082
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,815
Wonderful! That was wonderful.

1083
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,695
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1084
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,335
MUSIC: 'Celestial'
by Ed Sheeran

1085
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,575
# You make me feel

1086
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,135
# Like my troubled heart

1087
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,695
# Is a million miles away... #

1088
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,375
Oh, we like him. We like him a LOT.

1089
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,975
# Celestial

1090
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,455
# Oh... #

1091
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,775
That is really good.

1092
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,255
Really good, innit?
Really good.

1093
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,135
# We were made to be

1094
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,335
# Nothin' more than this

1095
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,175
# Finding magic... #
AUDIENCE CHANT

1096
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,895
It's really good.
Yeah, it is.

1097
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,615
# That's what really matters

1098
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,415
# Let's make tonight go... #

1099
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,935
well, well, well!
# You make me feel... #

1100
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,335
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# We were made to be

1101
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,975
# Nothin' more than this

1102
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,535
# Finding magic
In all the smallest things

1103
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,615
# You make me feel

1104
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,935
# The way we notice
That's what really matters

1105
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,935
# Let's make tonight... #
Ready?

1106
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,375
Ready? Ready?!

1107
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,455
# You make me feel

1108
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,295
ACOUSTIC:
# Like my troubled heart

1109
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,655
# Is a million miles away

1110
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,335
# You make me feel... #

1111
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,255
ORIGINAL:
# Like I'm drunk on stars

1112
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,695
# And we're dancing out into space

1113
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,015
# Celestial

1114
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,975
# Oh-oh

1115
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,375
-oh-oh

1116
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:48,095
# Celestial... #

1117
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,415
ANT:
Yes! We love him!

1118
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,735
We love him!
# Celestial... #

1119
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,655
Ah!
# We were made to be

1120
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,815
# Nothin' more than this

1121
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,295
# Finding magic... #

1122
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,895
Well done. Well done.
Thank you so much.

1123
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,015
That was brilliant, man.
I loved everything about that.

1124
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,735
You're welcome. You're welcome.

1125
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,415
That was amazing. So good!

1126
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,535
# Celestial... #

1127
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,935
Take a bow! Take a bow. Take a bow.

1128
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1129
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,935
I'm so happy for him.

1130
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,615
Yeah, we like him.

1131
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,815
He's great!
He's amazing.

1132
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,095
Literally,
I was hypnotised by your music.

1133
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,375
That is the power of music,
that it gets you

1134
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,815
and it makes you wanna dance.

1135
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,495
It makes you happy.
You did a fantastic job. Alesha.

1136
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,815
You are absolutely phenomenal.

1137
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,255
We've never had anyone like you
on the show.

1138
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,895
The fact
that you've got nice hair...

1139
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,375
No-one cares about that, do they?

1140
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,535
I care!
LAUGHTER

1141
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,775
You are phenomenal, my friend.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1142
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,975
It just felt cool, it felt now.

1143
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,495
We've seen nothing like it.
It was fantastic.

1144
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,215
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1145
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,575
I don't know where you've been.

1146
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,895
I have been in France.
LAUGHTER

1147
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,415
Seriously, we...
Doesn't matter where you're from,

1148
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,935
we should have heard of you by now
because this was phenomenal.

1149
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,535
I mean, seriously phenomenal.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1150
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,935
Yes! Yes!

1151
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,975
INDISTINCT,
LAUGHTER

1152
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,535
They were
like greyhounds out of a trap.

1153
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,455
We didn't even have a chance
to say anything!

1154
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,415
Anyway, it's so well-deserved.
Thank you so much.

1155
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,615
It's one of
the great, great, great auditions

1156
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,775
you will never, ever forget.

1157
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,455
# You make me feel

1158
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,255
# Like I'm drunk on stars

1159
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,775
# And we're dancing out into space

1160
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,095
# Celestial

1161
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,855
# Oh-oh

1162
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,575
-oh-oh

1163
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,015
# Celestial... #

1164
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,655
Amazing.

1165
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,575
Amazing.

1166
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,575
Oh, no, no, merci to you.

1167
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,935
SIMON: Er, this is amazing.

1168
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,735
Absolutely amazing.

1169
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,695
First, I didn't think
that they would like it so much,

1170
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,735
and second, what a surprise
you did to me today.

1171
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,055
Aw... I really didn't expect
the Golden Buzzer.

1172
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,535
It's... Wow, wow, wow...

1173
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,975
Well done. Thank you.
You're welcome. You're very welcome.

1174
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,975
Thank you for your support.
Congratulations...

1175
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,335
I'm really happy to be part
of this adventure with you guys.

1176
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,495
Aw. Thank you. Thank you for coming.
It's an honour.

1177
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,815
See you in the live semi-finals.

1178
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,375
# Celestial. #

1179
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,775
# Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom

1180
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,855
# Tutti frutti... #
That was incredible.

1181
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,735
# Tutti frutti... #
A dazzling firework of talent!

1182
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,535
# Tutti frutti... #
Absolutely amazing.

1183
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,775
# Tutti frutti... #
HE VOCALISES

1184
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,935
Ah!
That's what we needed!

1185
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,775
No, you can't touch, Simon!

1186
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,055
THUD,
MUSIC WINDS DOWN

1187
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,255
# A wop bop a loo bop... #
I've gotta do it!

1188
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,295
AMANDA: Why did you do it?!

1189
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,455
You are in big trouble.

1190
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,095
You only get one!

1191
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,095
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