1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,677 PREVIOUSLY ON "UNITED STATES OF TARA"... 2 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,778 WHO ARE YOU? 3 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,346 I'M BRYCE CRAINE. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,782 THE RELEVANT TERM HERE IS "ABUSER ALTER." 5 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,052 IT'S A PERSONALITY MODELED ON A PRIMARY ABUSER. 6 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,587 HATTARAS ISN'T SEEING TARA ANYMORE. 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,489 BRYCE TRIED TO POISON HIM WITH CRAB. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,624 THESE ARE TWO DOCTORS THAT I CAN REFER YOU TO. 9 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,626 ONE OF THEM RESIDES IN CHICAGO, THE OTHER, BOSTON. 10 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,396 THE ONE IN BOSTON. HIM. 11 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,764 LIONEL TRANE'S DEAD. IT WAS A CAR ACCIDENT. 12 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,169 Kate: I REALLY LIKE EVAN, BUT THAT KID... 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,270 Evan: MONTY, COME DOWN HERE! 14 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,638 Max: THAT KID'S A HANDFUL. 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,540 WHY CAN'T WE LIVE IN THE SAME CITY? 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,509 'CAUSE LIFE, MY DEAR, IS NOT THAT NEAT. 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,211 I THINK WE SHOULD SELL THE HOUSE AND MOVE TO HOUSTON. 18 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,512 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 19 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,813 YOU THINK THAT MOM NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP? 20 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,315 ORGANIC VEGGIES? 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,617 AND ROUND-THE-CLOCK PSYCHIATRIC CARE. 22 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,784 IT'S A FANCY NUTHOUSE. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,123 [ As Bryce ] BOOM! 24 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,490 [ As Tara ] I'M SORRY. 25 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,192 ORGANIC VEGGIES, HUH? 26 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,161 Max: TENNIS COURTS. 27 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,330 TA-- TARA! 28 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,633 FUCK! 29 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,142 [ As Bryce ] * WHEN I WAS YOUNG 30 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,310 * IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL * 31 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,811 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 32 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,183 * A MIRACLE 33 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,317 * OH, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL 34 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:24,752 [ As Tara ] THIS ENDS TODAY! 35 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,787 * ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES * AAH! 36 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,893 I DON'T DESERVE THIS! 37 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,363 I DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF IT! I HAVE A LIFE TO LEAD! 38 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,598 OH, AND IT'S GOING SO WELL. 39 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,567 SHALL WE SAY "SWIMMINGLY"? 40 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,435 [ CHUCKLES ] 41 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,704 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH CRAZY 42 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:47,175 IS BOUNCIN' AROUND THAT LOPSIDED SKULL OF YOURS. 43 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,710 I DESERVE TO BE LEFT ALONE! 44 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,413 TO BE SET FREE -- FREE TO READ A BOOK 45 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,383 OR JOIN A CLUB OR MOP THE FUCKING FLOOR! 46 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:59,220 KILL ME ALREADY, WOULD YA? ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN. 47 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,822 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL 48 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,858 WITH THE PUSSY THAT TASTES JUST LIKE CANDY? 49 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,594 OHH! 50 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,861 AAAAAAH! 51 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:18,206 DIE! 52 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,341 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 53 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:23,877 OH. 54 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,215 TARA! 55 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,916 [ SIREN WAILS ] 56 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,418 SWIMMING? 57 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,785 YOU WENT SWIMMING? 58 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,953 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 59 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:33,954 I LOVE TO SWIM. 60 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:34,955 I, UH... 61 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,590 IT WAS SO HOT, YOU KNOW? 62 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,891 INDIAN SUMMER AND ALL. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO INDIANS. 63 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,260 I USED TO SWIM COMPETITIVELY. 64 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,261 BUT THE WATER JUST LOOKED SO COOL... 65 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,629 SHE'S VERY COMPETITIVE. 66 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,630 CHALLENGED ME TO A RACE. 67 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,964 AND REFRESHING. 68 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,235 WELL, IT'S, UH, OBVIOUS YOU TWO THINK 69 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,237 I'M SOME KIND OF RETARDED HILLBILLY, 70 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,672 SO, UH, I'M GONNA GO TYPE YOUR LITTLE STORY 71 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,242 IN OUR BRAND-NEW "BIG-CITY TRUTH MACHINE" 72 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:57,945 AND WAIT FOR THE RESULTS WITH A TIN CUP FULL OF MOONSHINE. 73 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:01,949 MAYBE I'LL TAKE A SHIT AND CLEAN MY ASSHOLE WITH A CORNCOB. 74 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,818 Y'ALL STAY PUT NOW, Y'HEAR? 75 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,521 Holy fucking shit! 76 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,922 Max, hold it together. 77 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,358 If he figures out what happened back there, 78 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,359 they'll throw me in state. 79 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,660 Tara -- 80 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,495 YOU DO NOT WANT ME IN STATE. 81 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,996 I'M TALKING FUCKING "SHUTTER ISLAND." 82 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,399 YOU KNOW, PADDED ROOMS AND DRUGS AND DROOLING 83 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,501 AND STRAITJACKETS, THROW AWAY THE KEY. 84 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,669 YOU JUMPED OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE! 85 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,804 BECAUSE I'M CRAZY. 86 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,407 BUT YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE ME. I'LL ROT UP THERE. 87 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,576 AND I CAN'T GO TO THAT FUCKING COUNTRY CLUB 88 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:29,843 CHARMAINE CAME UP WITH, EITHER. 89 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,445 YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 90 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,314 LET'S JUST HEAD HOME, GRAB A BUCKET OF CHICKEN, 91 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,516 TELL THE KIDS YOU AUDITIONED FOR THE UNIVERSAL STUNT SHOW. 92 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,885 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. I NEED REAL HELP. 93 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,987 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN ANYMORE? 94 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,356 [ SIGHS ] 95 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,357 BOSTON. 96 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,358 WHAT? 97 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,526 I NEED TO GO TO BOSTON. 98 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,395 HATTARAS SAID I SHOULD GO THERE. 99 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,729 THERE'S A DOCTOR THERE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST -- 100 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,499 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? HUH? 101 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,801 I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU -- 102 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,403 ALL OF YOU. 103 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,406 [ SIGHS ] 104 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,574 PLEASE, MAX. 105 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,544 BOSTON. 106 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,981 WE CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. 107 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,952 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME HOME! 108 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,388 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY! 109 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,689 I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK? 110 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,891 WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. 111 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,560 BUT BOSTON? 112 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,961 YEAH, IT'S THE BEST IN THE COUNTRY. 113 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,763 THEY HAVE A THREE MONTH IN-PATIENT PROGRAM 114 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,466 FOLLOWED BY ONGOING AFTERCARE AS LONG AS I NEED. 115 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,869 FOR SOMEONE WHO'S ABOUT TO HOP IN THE FIRST CLOWN CAR TO GOOFYVILLE, MASS., 116 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,604 YOU SEEM A WEE BIT KEYED UP. 117 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,039 YES...KATE. 118 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:35,443 BECAUSE, KATE, I AM READY TO FIGHT. 119 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,445 I LOOKED AT THE WORST PARTS OF MYSELF 120 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,881 RIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID, "I MEAN SOMETHING. 121 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,083 I MATTER. I HAVE A LIFE TO LEAD." 122 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,954 THAT'S GREAT, BUT WHAT IF BRYCE COMES BACK? 123 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,022 [ CHUCKLES ] 124 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,059 BRYCE IS DEAD. 125 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,060 WHAT? 126 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,495 DON'T. JUST -- 127 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,463 DAD, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? 128 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,499 FUCK NO! 129 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,934 WHAT I WANT IS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 130 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,604 I'M DONE WITH IT ALL! 131 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,038 FUCK THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING! 132 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,040 YES. HELL YES, MARSH. 133 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,510 I-I WANT YOUR MOM TO GET THE BEST HELP POSSIBLE. 134 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,445 WE STILL HAVE SOME DETAILS TO FIGURE OUT. 135 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,880 TOP OF THE LIST -- MOOSH. 136 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,615 WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT OF SCHOOL. 137 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,849 WELL, IF IT'S ONLY GONNA BE THREE MONTHS, 138 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,050 WHY DON'T I JUST STAY HERE? 139 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,952 BY YOURSELF? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 140 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:19,953 THEN I'LL STAY WITH GRANDMA SANDY. 141 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:20,954 ABSOLUTELY NOT! 142 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,456 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 143 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,592 LOOK, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL, MARSH, OKAY? 144 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,594 WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE TAKEN CARE OF, BUDDY. 145 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,597 AND, UH, I HAVE ONE MORE FAVOR TO ASK. 146 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,799 OH, YOU'VE GOT SOME BIG, HAIRY BALLS, BABY. 147 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,434 [ SIGHS ] 148 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,035 IT'S MINOR. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. 149 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,872 IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME 150 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:42,476 IF WE HAD ONE LAST FAMILY SUPPER 151 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,778 THAT WE ALL MAKE TOGETHER. 152 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,914 KATE, I HAVEN'T MET EVAN YET. I'D LIKE YOU TO BRING HIM. 153 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,517 SURE. SHOULD I TELL HIM BRING MONTY? 154 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,485 NO. NO. 155 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,753 AND, MARSHALL, I WAS THINKING 156 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,722 YOU COULD BE OUR CHEF DE CUISINE 157 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,156 AND I COULD BE YOUR SOUS CHEF. 158 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,791 YEAH, THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA, 159 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,493 SEEING THAT LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO, 160 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,794 YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. 161 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,563 OH, GOD. 162 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,765 LOOK, MARSH... I KNOW -- 163 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,834 NO, A-A DINNER PARTY SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 164 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,869 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS FAMILY NEEDS. 165 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,003 SEND ME AN INVITATION. 166 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,046 OH. 167 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,414 HEY. 168 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,083 WHEN YOU GET TO BOSTON, 169 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,819 FORGET ALL THAT WORLD-FAMOUS CLAM CHOWDER STUFF. 170 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,155 THERE IS A McDONALD'S NEAR FANEUIL HALL -- 171 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,857 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, BUDDY. 172 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,992 I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH THIS WEEK, 173 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,495 GET HER IN THE CAR, AND GET HER TO THE DOCTOR'S. 174 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,197 I MEAN, THIS THING IS... SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED. 175 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,932 IT'S TOTALLY FUCKED. 176 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:42,169 AND, UH, I'M JUST -- I'M BARELY HANGING ON. 177 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:45,773 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS. 178 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,008 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID WE SHOULD OPEN THIS 179 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,443 WHEN WE REALLY NEED IT? 180 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:50,478 WELL... 181 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,545 [ CORK POPS ] 182 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,813 WE REALLY NEED IT. 183 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,715 [ CHUCKLES ] 184 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,816 WHOO! 185 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,018 [ Strained ] YEAH. OHH. 186 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,520 WHAT HAPPENED TO US? 187 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,121 BY NOW, WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO OWN 188 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,858 THE WORLD'S FIRST COMBINATION STRIP CLUB AND PANCAKE HOUSE? 189 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:05,993 "TITCAKES." 190 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,227 [ LAUGHS ] 191 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,630 I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 192 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,068 AM I STILL MARSHALL'S GODFATHER? 193 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,470 NO. 194 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,038 NO, YOU LOST GODFATHER STATUS 195 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,240 WHEN YOU ATE THAT PLATE OF HASH BROWNIES 196 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,010 AND STOLE MY JOHN DEERE, TRIED TO OUTRUN THE COPS. 197 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,113 THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ON FOOT 198 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,049 SHOULD'VE TOLD ME I WASN'T GOING AS FAST AS I THOUGHT I WAS. 199 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,684 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 200 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,921 LISTEN, I'VE DONE A LOT OF GROWING UP. 201 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,656 AND CHARMAINE WAS TELLING ME 202 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,726 THAT YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT MARSHALL, 203 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:43,664 SO... WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS... 204 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,866 HE SHOULD MOVE TO HOUSTON WITH US 205 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,035 AND WE COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM. 206 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,703 YOU KNOW, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU GUYS GET BACK. 207 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,543 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 208 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,144 YEAH. 209 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,714 THANK YOU. 210 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,716 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 211 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,117 HEY. 212 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,686 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 213 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,187 ANY CHANCE I CAN TRICK YOU INTO MAKING 214 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,257 A BATCH OF YOUR FAMOUS BLOOD-ORANGE MACAROONS? 215 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,928 [ SIGHS ] 216 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,997 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE HURT, ANGRY, 217 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,266 AND -- AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 218 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,769 BUT I'M BEGGING YOU -- PLEASE DON'T SHUT ME OUT. 219 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,170 I'M NOT. 220 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,806 NO, YOU ARE, AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULD, 221 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,841 BUT I'M ASKING YOU NOT TO, 222 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,943 'CAUSE I'M GOING AWAY FOR A WHILE. 223 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,612 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO FORGET 224 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,681 THAT EVEN THOUGH WE'VE HAD A TOUGH GO OF IT, 225 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,282 [ Chuckling ] TO SAY THE LEAST, 226 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:39,953 I CAN ALSO BE FUN, LOVING, CHARMING, QUIRKY, 227 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,723 AND FULL OF SURPRISES. 228 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,528 AND I LOVE MY SON. 229 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,600 SORRY. I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA GET THAT WET. 230 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,737 SO... 231 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,707 I AM PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE, MARSHALL GREGSON. 232 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,208 YOU MAY HATE ME NOW, 233 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,877 BUT I'VE GOT ABOUT 36 HOURS LEFT, 234 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,113 AND... 235 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,915 I'M GONNA GETCHA. 236 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,953 [ SIGHS ] 237 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,723 Neil: OH, YEAH. 238 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,224 I'M SORRY -- WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 239 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,792 BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO -- 240 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,594 PUT THE PANCAKES CLOSER TO YOUR BODY. 241 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,195 YES! 242 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,764 OH. OH! 243 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,799 THIS IS WEIRD. I'M NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE. 244 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,135 YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THE STUPIDEST SHIT WHEN YOU GET DRUNK. 245 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,170 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. UNH-UNH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 246 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,839 NOT EVERYTHING WE DO IS GOLD, 247 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,341 BUT SOMETIMES WE HIT THE BULL'S-EYE. 248 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:39,046 LIKE THIS -- I WANT MARSHALL TO COME WITH US TO HOUSTON 249 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,181 WHILE MAX IS IN BOSTON WITH TARA. 250 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,850 WAS THAT YOUR IDEA? 251 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,686 YEAH -- WELL, HE'S A GOOD KID, YOU KNOW? 252 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,287 AND HE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 253 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,858 AND...I JUST THINK IT'D BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 254 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:51,859 THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 255 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,761 MM. 256 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,897 BUT...YOU KNOW, IF WE'RE GONNA BE TAKING CARE OF MARSHALL, 257 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,132 MAYBE IT'D BE BEST FOR HIM IF WE DIDN'T GO TO HOUSTON 258 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,934 AND WE JUST STAYED HERE. 259 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,736 WHAT? NO. WE HAV TO GO TO HOUSTON. 260 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,672 I MEAN, I PROMISED THEM I WAS COMING. 261 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,673 WELL, JUST TELL THEM YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND. 262 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,107 [ Laughing ] WHY?! 263 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,842 BECAUSE HOUSTON IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE. 264 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,711 WHAT -- SAYS WHO? 265 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,179 ONE OF MY MOMMY FRIENDS KNOWS SOMEBODY THAT MOVED TO HOUSTON. 266 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,047 A-AND? 267 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:17,117 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO END UP EATING YOUR OWN LEGS. 268 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,286 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 269 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,921 THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL. 270 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,123 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND. 271 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,424 NO! 272 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,093 LOOK -- HEY, HEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 273 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,995 A DECISION WAS MADE, ALL RIGHT? 274 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:32,700 SO THIS IS A DONE DEAL, SO STRAP ON YOUR SIX-GUNS 275 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,234 AROUND THOSE SEXY LITTLE HIPS 276 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,437 'CAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HOUSTON, THERE, FILLY. 277 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,273 AND THESE PANCAKES ARE COMIN' WITH ME, 278 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,942 [ Southern accent ] YA DARN DESERT FLOWER. 279 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:42,943 OHH! 280 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,778 Kate: SEE, TECHNICALLY, 281 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,246 YOU'RE NOT HELPING MOM -- YOU'RE HELPING ME, 282 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,781 BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE 283 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,783 BETWEEN A BULB OF GARLIC AND A SHALLOT. 284 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,351 [ GASPS ] OOH! WHAT'S THIS? 285 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,452 UH, A CAT TURD. 286 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,888 UGH! 287 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,990 SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING SHIT HEAPS, 288 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,393 WHAT'S THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT YOU MOVING TO HOUSTON, PARDNER? 289 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,862 YEAH. 290 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:02,896 WELL, ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 291 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,264 I DON'T REALLY CARE. 292 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,701 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES ANYTHING MAKE AT THIS POINT? 293 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,336 THIS IS IT, MOOSH. IT'S ALL WE GOT. 294 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,304 IT'S NOTHING TO BE SAD OR HAPPY ABOUT. 295 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,474 IT'S JUST... IT IS WHAT IT IS. 296 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,344 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD 297 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,314 WHEN I THINK ABOUT MOM TRYING TO WIPE AWAY YEARS AND YEARS 298 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,718 OF PAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT WITH A HUG OR A KISS 299 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,453 OR A FUCKING FAMILY DINNER. 300 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:30,991 WELL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 301 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,325 HERE'S THE TRUTH, KATE -- 302 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,294 I DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM TO GIVE A SHIT. 303 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,263 I'M FINDING IT HARD TO CARE ABOUT HER. 304 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,301 YOU KNOW, I WAS DRIVING DOWN LOWELL AVENUE THE OTHER DAY, 305 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:46,273 AND -- AND, UH, PEOPLE ARE BRINGING FLOWERS, MEMENTOS. 306 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,743 IT'S -- IT'S KIND OF... LIKE A MEMORIAL. 307 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,912 IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 308 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,947 DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD WANT TO GO OR -- 309 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,216 NO. 310 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,219 HEY, KATE, EVAN JUST GOT HERE. YOU BETTER GET IN HERE. 311 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,353 OH, SHIT. IS HE -- OH, THEY'RE EATING HIM ALIVE. 312 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,354 OHH! 313 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,355 WHY'D YOU GET DIVORCED? 314 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,356 DID YOU LEAVE HER? 315 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,424 WERE YOU JUST TOO YOUNG? 316 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,859 OR DID SHE LEAVE YOU? 317 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,860 NO, IT WAS -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE TRIED. 318 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,961 WAS SOMEONE CHEATING? 319 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:08,996 IS SOMEONE GOING TO LOOK FOR KATE? 320 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,097 [ GASPS ] WAS IT YOU? 321 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,131 [ GASPS ] ANSWER THE QUESTION! 322 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,499 OH, JESUS! 323 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,534 BRAIN-HUNGRY ZOMBIES ARE LESS AGGRESSIVE! BACK OFF! 324 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,236 WE ARE SO NOT DONE WITH YOU. 325 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,505 WELL, SEEING AS THOUGH ONE OF YOU CRAWLED DOWN HIS THROAT 326 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,173 AND THE OTHER CLIMBED UP HIS ASS, 327 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,042 I GUESS THERE'S NO NEED FOR INTRODUCTIONS. 328 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,945 OKAY, I AM SORRY ABOUT THE INQUISITION, 329 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:25,946 BUT I AM HEADING OFF TO THE LOONY BIN. 330 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,781 UH, YEAH, I KNOW. 331 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:28,782 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY BABY'S GONNA BE OKAY. 332 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,950 UH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 333 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:30,951 I MEAN, YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY. 334 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:31,985 HEY, YOU WANT A BEER? 335 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,086 BUT AS A MOM... UH... 336 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,088 I'M GONNA GET YOU A BEER. 337 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,089 ...I NEED TO KNOW THAT MY LITTLE GIRL'S NOT GONNA GET HURT. 338 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,090 OKAY, MOM! 339 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,458 YEAH. 340 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,327 CLEARLY, YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. 341 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561 AND I -- I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER -- 342 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,430 BUT IT'S A TRICKY SITUATION. 343 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,265 THERE'S CHILDREN INVOLVED, YOU LIVE IN DIFFERENT STATES. 344 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,266 I AGREE. THAT IS -- 345 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,935 LET'S BE HONEST. 346 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,270 I MEAN, THESE LONG-DISTANCE THINGS, THEY NEVER REALLY -- 347 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:54,274 THE WHOLE THING WOULD BE SOLVED IF KATE MOVED TO ST. LOUIS. 348 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,343 WHAT -- YOU WANT ME TO MOVE TO ST. LOUIS? 349 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,344 YEAH. 350 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,079 OH. 351 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,414 I-I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, 352 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,083 BUT JUST TO BE CLOSER. 353 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,284 'CAUSE, I MEAN, THAT WAY... 354 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,889 UM, SO, THE LOONY BIN, HUH? 355 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,159 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 356 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,561 YEAH, IT'S SHITTY THAT WE DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME PLACE, 357 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,063 BUT ST. LOUIS? 358 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,064 IS THAT WHERE WE'RE AT? 359 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,932 I DON'T KNOW. 360 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,467 YOU LOOK VERY HAPPY TOGETHER, AND HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 361 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,202 YOU'RE AN IDIOT 362 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,104 IF YOU THINK I'M DONE RAKING HIM OVER THE COALS. 363 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,174 I WILL GIVE YOU MY FINAL REPORT AT THE END OF THE EVENING. 364 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,842 IT'S A DILEMMA. 365 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,279 I MEAN, BY FOLLOWING OUR MEN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, 366 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,449 ARE WE, AS WOMEN, JUST FUCKING FEMINISM RIGHT UP THE BUTT? 367 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,951 AND JUST LIKE THAT, 368 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,419 THE CONVERSATION IS NO LONGER ABOUT ME. 369 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,254 WELL, I'M SORRY, KATE, BUT I HAVE A BABY NOW, 370 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,455 SO I'M THINKING FOR TWO. 371 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,957 THREE, IF YOU INCLUDE MARSHALL. 372 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,492 YOU GETTING COLD FEET ABOUT THE MOVE? 373 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,060 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN TEXAS. 374 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,963 OH, GOD, IT'S A HORRIBLE STATE! 375 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,631 THEY ARE ONLY FAMOUS FOR TWO THINGS -- 376 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,235 THEIR STUPID PRESIDENTS AND THE PEOPLE WHO KILL THEM. 377 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,004 FUCK! 378 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,939 IF NEIL WANTS TO MOVE TO HOUSTON, HE CAN GO BY HIMSELF. 379 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,908 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW I'M THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH 380 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,110 WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON ANYONE'S BEHAVIOR RIGHT NOW, 381 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,611 BUT I DON'T HAVE A TON OF TIME LEFT, 382 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,980 SO I'M GONNA DO WHAT A GOOD SISTER SHOULD. 383 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,415 CAN'T YOU EVER TAKE MY SIDE? 384 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,083 YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 385 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,619 MAKING ONE MYSTIFYING DECISION AFTER THE NEXT, 386 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,555 FROM MASSAGE SCHOOL TO VITA-SELF TO NEIL TO NICK 387 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,958 TO NEIL TO NICK TO NEIL TO THE BABY? 388 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,227 AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE 389 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,461 WHO'S DEVOTED TO YOU, WHO'S TAKEN THE REINS, 390 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,230 I KNOW. 391 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,565 AND WHO WANTS TO CLEAN UP YOUR LIFE. 392 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,235 SO, YEAH, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, I AM TAKING HIS SIDE. 393 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,270 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GO TO HOUSTON, 394 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,439 SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH, GROW THE FUCK UP, 395 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,241 AND QUIT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 396 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,342 YA DIG? 397 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,077 DUG. 398 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,179 OH, HEY. 399 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,248 OH, THANKS, SWEETIE. 400 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,017 YOU KNOW, I WAS, UH, I WAS GONNA TIE UP THE, UH, TURDUCKEN, 401 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,253 IF YOU WANT TO HELP. 402 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,956 OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ORDER DOMINO'S AND BE DONE WITH IT? 403 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,024 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS. 404 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,892 IT TASTES BETTER LATELY. 405 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,662 [ SIGHS ] 406 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,697 [ SIGHS ] 407 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,366 ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 408 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,301 YEAH, ALMOST AS AMAZING AS THIS INCREDIBLY CLOSE 409 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,569 FOOTBALL GAME WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH. 410 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,971 I MEAN, WHAT A FAMILY. 411 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,038 DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL, EVAN? 412 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,039 I'M IN AWE. 413 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,674 I LOVE FOOTBALL. 414 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,542 SUCH COURAGE. 415 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,378 GOD, IF ONLY WE COULD HEAR THE FUCKING GAME, YOU KNOW? 416 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,445 I ADMIRE YOU, MAX. 417 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,446 NOTHING TO ADMIRE, BUDDY. 418 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,148 OF COURSE THERE IS. 419 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,217 WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE GOING ON AROUND HERE, 420 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,219 ALL THE STRESS AND DRAMA? 421 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,954 HEY, WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 422 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,023 WELL, YOU GREGSONS NEVER GIVE IN. 423 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,026 NO MATTER WHAT MESHUGGAAS LIFE IS THROWING YOUR WAY, 424 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,694 YOU JUST KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON. 425 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,298 I ALWAYS THINK OF THIS HOUSE LIKE A GIANT LEMONADE MACHINE. 426 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,365 THE BIGGER THE LEMON -- 427 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,967 AAH! 428 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,635 I'M SICK OF HEARING YOUR FUCKING VOICE! 429 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,570 [ CHOKING ] 430 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,973 ...THE BIGGER THE GLASS OF LEMONADE. 431 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,574 Announcer: TOUCHDOWN -- NEBRASKA! 432 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,675 OOH! TOUCHDOWN! 433 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,714 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 434 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,316 YOU OKAY? 435 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,317 NOT REALLY. CAN WE JUST -- 436 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,318 HEY, MAX, MAX. 437 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,619 HEY, BUDDY. 438 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,454 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 439 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,456 TELL KATE THE NAME OF THAT CLUB IN HOUSTON 440 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,557 THAT BEAVERLAMP PLAYED. 441 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,691 WHAT WAS IT CALLED? 442 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,627 THE IDA LEVENTHAL YOUTH CENTER. 443 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,762 THAT'S IT. WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 444 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,098 MARSHALL IS GONNA LOVE H-TOWN. 445 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,035 WE-WE'VE GOT THE BEACHES, WE GOT THE RODEO, 446 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,736 WE GOT THE NASA SPACE CENTER. 447 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,538 OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE OUR MOOSH -- 448 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,207 A SUN-SPECKLED, COW-PUNCHING ASTRONAUT. 449 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,775 EVERY DISPLACED TEEN'S DREAM. 450 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,377 [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,712 YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON, AREN'T YOU? 452 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,481 MM, YEAH. 453 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,716 YOU KNOW, JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK OUT FOR EVERYBODY, 454 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,418 YOU KNOW? 455 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,420 Evan: HEY, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 456 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,755 Marshall: OH, IT'S FINE. 457 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,157 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, KATE TOLD ME, AND... 458 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,658 I KNOW. 459 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,561 BUT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. YOU KNOW, BELIEVE ME. 460 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,563 IT'LL END, THE GRIEF. 461 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,266 UM, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE, LIKE, WHEN MY FATHER DIED, 462 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,767 I FELT NOTHING... 463 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,302 WHICH PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP 464 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,272 THE WAY HE FELT ABOUT ME MY ENTIRE LIFE. 465 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,408 BUT THEN, UH, ABOUT, I'D SAY LIKE A MONTH LATER, 466 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,378 I REALIZED THERE WAS STILL ALL THIS, LIKE, UNRESOLVED SHIT 467 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,213 BETWEEN US, YOU KNOW? 468 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,348 AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER UNTIL I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO SAY, 469 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,150 YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL THE SHIT THAT -- THAT I COULDN'T SAY 470 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,585 WHEN HE WAS STILL ALIVE. 471 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:04,224 I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON... 472 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:08,228 THERE'S THIS MEMORIAL WHERE, UM, YOU KNOW... 473 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,629 YEAH. 474 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,465 EVERYBODY'S BEEN THERE, BUT...I CAN'T. 475 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,502 YOU'LL GO WHEN YOU'RE READY, YOU KNOW? 476 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,769 THE VERDICT IS IN. 477 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,138 I like him. 478 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,172 [ Singsong voice ] ME TOO. 479 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,540 TURDUCKEN! TURDUCKEN! 480 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,376 ALMOST AS MUCH FUN TO SAY AS IT IS TO EAT! 481 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,477 [ CHEERING ] 482 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,778 TUR...DUCK...EN! 483 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,114 Tara: COMING THROUGH! COMING THROUGH! 484 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,115 YOU WANT TO CARVE IT, HONEY? 485 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,616 NO, I -- 486 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,617 Charmaine: WAIT, MAX, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE. 487 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,152 THIS MEAL IS AMAZING! 488 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,786 Neil: WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP ALL THIS SHIT? 489 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,388 I MEAN, THESE TWO ARE HITTING THE BRICKS TOMORROW. 490 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,090 OH! DID YOU REMEMBER TO CANCEL THE PAPER? 491 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,491 OH, AND -- AND PUT A STOP ON THE MAIL? 492 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,792 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT SCHOOL? 493 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,428 WELL, YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW 494 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,263 THAT EVEN THOUGH I'LL BE MISSING A FEW WEEKS, 495 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,633 MY GRADES ARE SO GOOD, THIS GIRL GETS TO GRADUATE! 496 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,268 [ CHEERING ] 497 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,436 HEY, TOAST! TOAST! 498 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,437 COME ON, TOAST, TOAST, TOAST! 499 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,506 TOAST, TOAST! 500 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,275 Kate: THE MAN OF THE HOUR! 501 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,577 WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?! 502 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,747 WE'RE HAVING A GODDAMN PARTY?! 503 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,849 WHILE THE UNIVERSE IS OUT THERE 504 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,654 DREAMING UP NEW AND DEVIOUS WAYS TO FUCK US OVER! 505 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,522 LOOK AT THIS FAMILY! 506 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:14,327 MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, WHO TRIES SO HARD TO BE A GOOD PERSON, 507 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,196 GOOD TO OTHER PEOPLE -- AND MY CHILDREN, 508 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,266 WHO'VE NEVER DONE FUCKING ANYTHING WRONG TO ANYBODY -- 509 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,834 NEVER ASKED TO BE DRAGGED INTO THIS! 510 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,304 GOD, DID YOU PUT US DOWN HERE 511 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:28,608 JUST SO YOU COULD TAKE A BIG FUCKING SHIT ON OUR HEADS?! 512 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,511 WELL, I WANT IT TO STOP! 513 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,515 WHOEVER'S UP THERE LISTENING, MOVE ON TO SOMEBODY ELSE! 514 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,784 'CAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY! 515 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,586 IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! 516 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,355 AND WE DESERVE SOME FUCKING MERCY! 517 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,756 AAAH! 518 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,792 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 519 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,299 WELL... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 520 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,435 I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDED TO THAT. 521 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,539 ANYONE ELSE? 522 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,607 NO. 523 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,908 NOT A WORD. 524 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,942 WELL PUT. 525 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,811 READY TO EAT? 526 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,914 YEAH. YEAH, LET'S, UH, LET'S -- LET'S EAT. 527 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,382 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 528 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,650 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 529 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,361 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 530 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,396 YES, I DO. [ CHUCKLES ] 531 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,634 I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY 532 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,438 THAT I COULD FIX EVERYTHING IN ONE WEEKEND 533 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,307 WITH ONE DINNER. 534 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:38,278 I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME FOR US... 535 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,780 IF EVER. 536 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,516 IT'LL BE WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 537 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,325 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT. 538 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,726 OH, ME NEITHER. 539 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,798 YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE? 540 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,711 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 541 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,748 YOU WANT SOME TIME ALONE? 542 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,216 NO. 543 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,557 [ CAR DOORS CLOSE ] 544 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,941 THERE'S SO MUCH THAT I NEVER GOT TO SAY. 545 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,514 SO FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT HOLDING BACK. 546 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,717 IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU, I'M GONNA SAY IT. 547 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,985 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 548 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,701 [ ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS BLUES MUSIC ] 549 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,561 [ DOGS BARKING ] 550 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,846 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 551 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,783 [ DOGS BARKING ] 552 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,586 OH, WHAT IS HE DOING? 553 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,054 [ SIGHS ] HE'S HAD A TOUGH GO OF IT. 554 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,456 [ CHUCKLES ] 555 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,658 HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 556 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,864 NEIL? 557 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,032 YEAH? 558 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,403 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 559 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,737 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 560 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,742 NO. 561 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,545 SEE HOW THAT FEELS? 562 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,647 SUCKS, DOESN'T IT? HUH? 563 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,583 YEAH, I'LL MARRY YOU. 564 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,718 YOU WILL? [ LAUGHS ] 565 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,885 YES, I WILL. 566 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,854 [ MUSIC, BARKING CONTINUES ] 567 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,493 SO, LET'S TALK ST. LOUIS. 568 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,530 I THINK THAT I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO. 569 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,032 YEAH, OKAY. 570 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,667 OKAY. 571 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:55,875 I WANT TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH YOU AS I POSSIBLY CAN. 572 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:56,876 [ CHUCKLES ] 573 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,446 THIS IS ALL I WANT. 574 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:04,183 BUT RIGHT NOW, I THINK THAT I NEED TO MOVE BACK HOME 575 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,086 TO LOOK AFTER MY BROTHER. 576 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,989 I JUST THINK THAT IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 577 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,129 I LOVE YOU. 578 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,535 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 579 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,672 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 580 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,608 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 581 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,677 HEY! GREGSON! 582 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,713 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, WOULD YA? 583 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,915 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, McBURDITT! 584 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,585 I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE APPOINTING YOU 585 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,520 KING OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 586 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,923 YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF BIBLE-THUMPING SHIT! 587 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,926 EAT MY SWEATY BALLS, ASSHOLE! 588 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:54,667 PLEASE...CONTINUE. 589 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,636 [ MUSIC RESUMES ] 590 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,075 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 591 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,787 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 592 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,508 [ WHEELS FUSSES ] 593 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,809 YOU LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. 594 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,044 I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING. 595 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,812 SORRY YOU'RE MISSING IT. 596 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248 THERE'S NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN MUNICIPAL NUPTIALS. 597 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,850 [ LAUGHS ] 598 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,819 I'LL SEND YOU PICTURES OF THE NEW PLACE. 599 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:50,122 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS WITHOUT YOU. 600 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,659 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID ANYTHING WITH ME. 601 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,026 [ LAUGHS ] 602 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,161 I LOVE YOU. 603 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,796 I LOVE YOU. [ SNIFFLES ] 604 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,598 [ SMOOCHES ] 605 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,066 KATE, WATER 15th, POWER 20th. 606 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,801 I KNOW. I GOT IT. [ SIGHS ] 607 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,904 Keep an eye on your brother. 608 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,707 [ SIGHS ] I WILL. 609 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,815 WHEN YOU GET TO BOSTON, 610 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,184 DON'T LET 'EM PULL OUT ALL THE GOOD PARTS. 611 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,253 [ SIGHS ] 612 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,892 [ SNIFFLES ] 613 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,696 YOU GUYS ARE MY GOOD PARTS. 614 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,263 [ SIGHS ] 615 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,566 HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING. 616 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,334 YEAH, IT'S TIME TO BOUNCE AROUND IN MY HEAD 617 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,069 [ Laughing ] UNTIL I LAND IN THE BANANA FACTORY. 618 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,705 [ SOBS ] 619 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,673 [ SUPERTRAMP'S "THE LOGICAL SONG" PLAYS ] 620 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:49,716 * WHEN I WAS YOUNG, IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL * 621 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,584 * A MIRACLE 622 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,653 * OH, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAGICAL * 623 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,654 * AND ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES * 624 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,188 GOT EVERYTHING? 625 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,090 * THEY'D BE SINGING SO HAPPILY * 626 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,761 * OH, JOYFULLY 627 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:06,966 * OH, PLAYFULLY WATCHING ME 628 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:12,304 * BUT THEN THEY SENT ME AWAY TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE SENSIBLE * 629 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,240 * LOGICAL 630 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:15,875 * OH, RESPONSIBLE, PRACTICAL 631 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,277 I WENT AHEAD AND SET THE CHILD LOCKS ON YOUR DOOR, 632 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,180 SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED ME IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT. 633 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,382 [ CHUCKLES ] PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. 634 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:29,288 * OH, INTELLECTUAL, CYNICAL 635 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:35,762 * THERE ARE TIMES WHEN ALL THE WORLD'S ASLEEP * 636 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:38,698 * THE QUESTIONS RUN TOO DEEP 637 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:39,999 [ WINDOW WHIRRING ] 638 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:45,705 * FOR SUCH A SIMPLE MA-A-A-A-N 639 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,774 * WON'T YOU PLEASE 640 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,878 * PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WE'VE LEARNED * 641 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:55,715 * I KNOW IT SOUNDS ABSURD 642 00:26:55,748 --> 00:27:01,654 * BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHO I A-A-A-AM * 643 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:05,291 * WHO I A-A-A-AM 644 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:09,295 * WHO I A-A-A-A-AM 645 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:13,666 * WHO I A-A-A-A-A-M 646 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,901 YEAH! 647 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,871 WHOO! 648 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,009 HEY! 649 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,119 'CAUSE I WAS FEELING SO LOGICAL. 650 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,960 D-D-D-D-DIGITAL. 651 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,262 YEAH, ONE, TWO, THREE.