1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,172 TOT1A mobilized and ready for remarks. 2 00:00:03,292 --> 00:00:06,277 Copy, Seven Two. I copy all. Ready for remarks. 3 00:00:48,025 --> 00:00:48,827 Fuck! 4 00:00:53,789 --> 00:00:54,594 Sir? 5 00:00:54,714 --> 00:00:56,291 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Eric. 6 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,771 I thought that haji was killing you. 7 00:01:01,523 --> 00:01:03,773 I fucked his shit up good, didn't I? 8 00:01:05,894 --> 00:01:07,769 You stuck him in a magazine. 9 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:11,216 Better luck next time, sir. 10 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,619 Damn, sir. Your hamster must have fell off its wheel. 11 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:34,934 All Hitman Two Victors, this is Hitman Two. 12 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:39,151 Continue digging in. We're holding here while R.C.T. One advances. Over. 13 00:01:49,707 --> 00:01:51,857 R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut. 14 00:01:56,494 --> 00:01:59,211 It's about time they carried their weight. 15 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,173 Kocher is on patrol in this zone. 16 00:02:06,144 --> 00:02:08,857 Do not engage on your left beyond eleven o'clock. 17 00:02:11,268 --> 00:02:13,696 Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out. 18 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:22,545 I'm taking him to a field interrogation. 19 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:28,276 It's all good. 20 00:02:28,746 --> 00:02:30,152 He's your capture. 21 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,284 Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report. 22 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:43,058 Mobile One One this is boom boom. You got wind of One Five. 23 00:02:44,189 --> 00:02:45,039 Roger... 24 00:03:09,161 --> 00:03:12,351 - {Sir, }The officers are assembled. - Let's go right away. 25 00:03:22,254 --> 00:03:24,628 As of 0915 hours 26 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:28,145 forward elements of Colonel Dowdy's regiment 27 00:03:28,305 --> 00:03:31,606 seized the main bridge over the Tigris river in Al Kut. 28 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:35,633 As you know, I just returned from a meeting with General Mattis. 29 00:03:35,753 --> 00:03:37,264 What you don't know 30 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,797 is that shortly after Dowdy led his regiment into Al Kut, 31 00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:44,119 General Mattis relieved him of his command. 32 00:03:46,629 --> 00:03:47,915 And gentlemen, 33 00:03:48,182 --> 00:03:50,459 Colonel Dowdy was also relieved 34 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,416 of the ammo for his sidearm. 35 00:03:56,752 --> 00:03:58,702 Colonel Dowdy was a good man, 36 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:02,008 but he did not fully embrace 37 00:04:02,383 --> 00:04:03,804 maneuver warfare. 38 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:05,419 And lest we forget, 39 00:04:05,857 --> 00:04:07,488 maneuver warfare 40 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:11,089 is America's warfare for the 21st century. 41 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,760 It is all about the violence of action. 42 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:19,117 With first recon at the tip of the spear, 43 00:04:19,315 --> 00:04:21,329 7,000 Marines 44 00:04:21,575 --> 00:04:24,010 have just completed the corps' longest march 45 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:27,270 since the barbary campaign against Tripoli in 1803. 46 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:32,042 Actually, some of you are riding in the same Humvees they used. 47 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,254 Through our use of maneuver, 48 00:04:35,815 --> 00:04:39,452 we have tied down many times our number of the enemy's force, 49 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,388 opening the door 50 00:04:41,858 --> 00:04:44,903 for the army to invade the enemy capital from the west. 51 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:47,694 Sir, does this mean it's the end of our mission? 52 00:04:47,814 --> 00:04:48,664 Unknown. 53 00:04:49,378 --> 00:04:50,240 But 54 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:53,572 the First Marine Division is positioning itself 55 00:04:53,692 --> 00:04:57,132 on the outskirts of Baghdad for the assault, and we will be there. 56 00:04:57,252 --> 00:04:58,446 Rest assured, 57 00:04:58,906 --> 00:05:01,822 Godfather will find a mission for this battalion. 58 00:05:03,252 --> 00:05:05,742 But what I want to leave you with today is this: 59 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,580 Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning. 60 00:05:11,005 --> 00:05:13,132 He did lead his men into Al Kut. 61 00:05:15,754 --> 00:05:16,950 But General Mattis 62 00:05:18,415 --> 00:05:19,849 has a long memory. 63 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:23,707 He did not forget 64 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,177 that at critical moments 65 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,185 Dowdy hesitated to execute orders. 66 00:05:31,239 --> 00:05:32,459 And gentlemen, 67 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:35,229 Ferrando 68 00:05:36,805 --> 00:05:38,576 has a long memory too. 69 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:53,695 Gunny, 70 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:56,460 that stuff about the General's memory 71 00:05:56,871 --> 00:05:58,710 and Dowdy being relieved, 72 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:02,327 was Godfather talking about us in there? 73 00:06:03,628 --> 00:06:07,400 I believe he meant, sir, that if you don't square away Nate Fick, 74 00:06:08,351 --> 00:06:09,966 you'll be in his sights. 75 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,164 Gunny, 76 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:20,132 the men get those new M.R.Es? 77 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:21,961 They did. They're happy. 78 00:06:22,327 --> 00:06:24,136 These are the new ones with milkshakes. 79 00:06:24,256 --> 00:06:26,779 There's strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. 80 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:31,140 Didn't you get Hasser's report on shooting that civilian? 81 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,858 We've got to take care of this asscovering bullshit. 82 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,875 It'll be good for Hasser too. 83 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:39,170 He does his duty, gets back to being a Marine. 84 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:41,574 Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag. 85 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:45,364 Hey, Walt. 86 00:06:45,932 --> 00:06:47,191 Feel the love. 87 00:06:51,224 --> 00:06:52,140 Walt, 88 00:06:52,301 --> 00:06:55,303 - baby. - Just leave me the fuck alone. 89 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:58,818 Finally, he speaks. 90 00:07:04,546 --> 00:07:07,060 I liked it better when we were starving. 91 00:07:07,704 --> 00:07:10,065 Then I didn't have to see shit all over your face. 92 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:11,238 Want some? 93 00:07:15,054 --> 00:07:15,903 Walt. 94 00:07:18,883 --> 00:07:21,294 Finish your report and get it to me ASAP. 95 00:07:21,414 --> 00:07:22,964 You did nothing wrong. 96 00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:26,356 But we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars. 97 00:07:26,476 --> 00:07:28,326 Walt's got a great way, Lt. 98 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:30,221 Shoot the driver, 99 00:07:30,381 --> 00:07:31,597 stop the car. 100 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:36,052 Trombley. 101 00:07:44,603 --> 00:07:45,853 Sir, it's vital. 102 00:07:47,352 --> 00:07:49,425 Hasser will write his way clear, 103 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,243 but we're fast becoming an army of occupation. 104 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,547 We can't just shoot these civilians like we're doing. 105 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,847 Marines aren't cops, Brad. We're an aggressive force. 106 00:08:00,323 --> 00:08:02,728 That said, we'll see what we can do. 107 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,672 Hey, fuck it, Walt. 108 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,358 These haji motherfuckers are trying to kill us. 109 00:08:07,478 --> 00:08:10,176 I'm for lighting up every motherfucker that comes within 100 m. 110 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:14,597 Damn, man. 111 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,724 Didn't we kick their asses already? 112 00:08:20,865 --> 00:08:22,397 This is really interesting{, Brad}. 113 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:26,860 You know, Iraqis don't really seem good at fighting, 114 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:30,667 but then they never really completely surrender either. 115 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:36,476 Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking hole. 116 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:39,289 Why, so I can be more like the teacher's pet? 117 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,942 Yeah, that's exactly it. 118 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,711 - You should be more like Trombley. - More like Trombley? 119 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:47,797 More like Trombley?! 120 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,844 - Whopper Jr. - Give me the hook. 121 00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:53,357 Whopper Jr. 122 00:09:06,091 --> 00:09:06,941 Walt. 123 00:09:10,511 --> 00:09:12,719 Anybody find that extra pin from the gypsy rack? 124 00:09:12,839 --> 00:09:14,115 No, we still missing that? 125 00:09:14,276 --> 00:09:18,170 That thing's gonna fucking fall off and we're gonna lose all our water cans. 126 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,163 Maybe take an extra off and shove those down. 127 00:09:32,053 --> 00:09:34,303 Brunmeier, drink the fucking water. 128 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:36,444 - How are they doing? - Ass to mouth disease. 129 00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:38,558 Half the guys got the shits. 130 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,013 - Both right now? - Yeah, take 'em. 131 00:09:41,953 --> 00:09:44,017 It's a good thing this is over. 132 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:45,170 Fuck! 133 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:46,591 For us, anyway. 134 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,185 Manimal just dropped a case of grenades. 135 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:51,683 See? That's why we can't have nice things. 136 00:09:51,803 --> 00:09:52,953 Fucking hick. 137 00:09:53,116 --> 00:09:56,190 - You wanted to see me, sir? - Nate, did you hear? 138 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,296 General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy. 139 00:09:59,902 --> 00:10:01,954 He took the ammo from his sidearm, lieutenant. 140 00:10:05,116 --> 00:10:07,066 Colonel wasn't a team player. 141 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,282 Godfather said we should all play on the team. 142 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:13,071 If it can happen to a full bird Colonel, 143 00:10:13,434 --> 00:10:15,156 it can happen to anyone. 144 00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:20,973 {Nate, }So you know, there will be no more questioning of my orders. 145 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,565 Respectfully, sir, I've only tried to interpret your intent 146 00:10:25,685 --> 00:10:27,439 to the best of my ability. 147 00:10:30,687 --> 00:10:31,707 Captain, sir. 148 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,060 Here comes the warrior on our team. 149 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,823 Outstanding work last night taking down that E.P.W. 150 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:40,698 - Just doing my job. - Looks like he put up quite a fight. 151 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:44,163 A fight like that tells me the company took in a highvalue asset. 152 00:10:44,423 --> 00:10:45,957 He did not want to surrender. 153 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,667 You have the afteraction report? 154 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:50,232 Sergeant Kocher is bringing it. 155 00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:53,756 While your platoon has been busy shooting civilians at roadblocks 156 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,883 Bravo Three was taking in live prisoners. 157 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:57,005 I heard. 158 00:10:57,495 --> 00:10:58,745 Good work, Dave. 159 00:11:03,127 --> 00:11:04,976 {Man, I'm hungry. }Anybody got any chow over there? 160 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,186 {Yeah, I got some. }What do you want? 161 00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:09,605 I'll take anything I can get at this point. 162 00:11:09,766 --> 00:11:12,874 Tell Victor Three to get on the road, we got C.A.O. checks. 163 00:11:14,311 --> 00:11:17,113 This'll be handy if we write your platoon up for a commendation. 164 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,373 Sergeant, 165 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:21,743 your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle. 166 00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:23,703 It's a good thing your C.O. was there. 167 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,584 If you want to believe what was the reason for this meeting? 168 00:11:29,503 --> 00:11:30,503 Right. 169 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:33,713 Battalion says we're moving on. 170 00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,687 That's ASAP, Lieutenant. 171 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:43,660 - Lieutenant, I was about to... - Yeah, but no. 172 00:11:44,217 --> 00:11:45,765 Not the right time. 173 00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:07,039 Trombley, 174 00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:09,874 why were they calling you Whopper Jr.? 175 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,202 They were calling me that? 176 00:12:17,297 --> 00:12:18,229 Ray... 177 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,280 Why were they calling him that? 178 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,875 - Brad, we got foot mobiles. - Hitman Two, this is Two One. 179 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,979 We've got a bunch of foot mobiles at 11 o'clock. 180 00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:34,145 Interrogative: do they have weapons? 181 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:36,777 - Hostile intent? - They got naked intent. 182 00:12:38,265 --> 00:12:39,394 Be advised, 183 00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,964 there's a minivan pulling off the road. 184 00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:43,266 Roger. 185 00:12:43,386 --> 00:12:45,869 - Be vigilant, over. - Trombley, range the Mark-19. 186 00:12:46,521 --> 00:12:48,491 Bad guys could be in that van. 187 00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:50,164 Stand by, Hitman Two. 188 00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,342 Roger, standing by. 189 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:56,797 Walt, watch your fucking sector. 190 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,577 {Man, }It looks like we caught these guys in the act, 191 00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:04,976 trying to change their uniforms. 192 00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:07,254 Two Actual, we ought to halt the convoy here. 193 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:08,909 Roger that, Two One. 194 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,089 They say they were robbed. 195 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:19,555 Lying motherfuckers. 196 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:22,530 Tell us where you hid your uniforms. 197 00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:24,568 Your documents. 198 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,164 They say there were robbed by the soldiers. 199 00:13:30,284 --> 00:13:32,582 They stole their clothes and siphoned the gas from the car. 200 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,435 Lieutenant Fick, sir! 201 00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:36,840 Over here! 202 00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:45,951 {Hey, }Be careful of the one on the right! 203 00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:48,994 He's got a horse cock like Manimal's. You don't want to get that thing angry. 204 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:51,159 Sir, we have three Arab males 205 00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:52,836 naked. 206 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:55,143 It appears they've been shot execution style. 207 00:13:55,263 --> 00:13:57,923 H.M.C. Bryan investigating the cause of death has determined 208 00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,343 all three have been killed 209 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,555 with gunshot wounds to the back of the head. 210 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,013 Good work, Rudy. 211 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,764 - Team Two at your service, sir. - Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes. 212 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,159 This ain't our work. 213 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,828 Dudes are telling the truth. 214 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:15,166 He says they are farmers. One family brothers. 215 00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:17,078 I don't think he's lying. 216 00:14:17,349 --> 00:14:19,292 Command Two, this is Two One Bravo. 217 00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:21,238 I've got an{ motherfucking} english speaking haji 218 00:14:21,358 --> 00:14:23,446 in this minivan waving around his wife beater. 219 00:14:23,566 --> 00:14:26,344 Says they got jacked by some Iraqi soldiers. 220 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:32,319 Americans, you win battle, beat Saddam's army. 221 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,741 Now his army beat us. What you do? 222 00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,090 They rob us. 223 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,533 What do you do? 224 00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:43,408 Listen, 225 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:45,852 this is something you're gonna have to... 226 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,921 You have to take it up with the U.N. 227 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:48,957 Okay? 228 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,243 Just 229 00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:51,755 stay back from the road. 230 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,413 And you don't have to wave your T-shirts around anymore, all right? 231 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,163 Here. 232 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,766 Found a haji helmet. 233 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:06,969 Fits good. 234 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,068 How do I look? 235 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,410 Like a target. 236 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,377 It's better than nothing. 237 00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:25,486 What we did, running and gunning through those towns, 238 00:15:25,606 --> 00:15:28,072 the good stuff and the bad was all part of the plan. 239 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:35,246 Of all the Marines in the 1st division, the General selected us 240 00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,205 to be the instrument of long range strategy. 241 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:39,908 We led the feint to Al Kut. 242 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:41,676 We tied down two Iraqi divisions, 243 00:15:41,796 --> 00:15:44,347 saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers. 244 00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:47,621 You should be proud. 245 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,967 Why didn't we go into Al Kut? 246 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,471 Gabe, the General's plan wasn't about taking the city. 247 00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:56,143 It was about making the Iraqis think we were gonna take it. 248 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,988 To be clear, 249 00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:00,637 the Commander's intent was never to take it. 250 00:16:00,757 --> 00:16:02,231 The focus has always been Baghdad. 251 00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:04,192 This sucks, man. 252 00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:06,532 We did all this shit because we took a wrong turn? 253 00:16:06,652 --> 00:16:09,587 - Gabe, that's not what I'm saying. - {What, }You got something better to do? 254 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,694 What the fuck is in your hand? 255 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,076 It's my new helmet, sir. 256 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,937 It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo. 257 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,002 I lost my kevlar in the run to the airfield, remember? 258 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:26,214 Sergeant Major Sixta made me ditch the bike helmet. 259 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:29,984 Brad? 260 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,935 How's your teams combat effectiveness? 261 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,890 Well, we got Person's allergies, 262 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,224 but none of my teams got the shits. 263 00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,472 Leon and Lilley both have it, but 264 00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:41,580 they're still doing their job, sir. 265 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,000 Team Two is out. 266 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,915 Three is almost as bad. 267 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:50,207 Looks like we'll be nursing this platoon all the way into Baghdad. 268 00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:52,407 My money is we won't be in the assault to Baghdad. 269 00:16:54,451 --> 00:16:56,495 You don't use Humvees to attack an urban center. 270 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,707 You don't use Humvees to strong point a city either, but we did. 271 00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:02,819 Maybe they'll hook us up, sir, 272 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,726 let us guard some of Saddam's money in one of those palaces. 273 00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:06,837 I don't know. 274 00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:12,472 I just hope we get to fuck up some more shit before the war ends. 275 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,454 They need to send our asses to Baghdad. 276 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,335 Reyes, how many guys are sick on your team? 277 00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,236 I have three men down, warrior healer. 278 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,355 That makes 14 in the platoon. 279 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,453 Are you throwing up? 280 00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:42,173 Wake up, Budweiser. 281 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,721 Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up. 282 00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,363 I got the shits, doc. 283 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,707 - I can't. - Drink some water, you fucking asshole. 284 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,253 What's this about a T72 tank on his side of the perimeter? 285 00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,594 - It's fucking blown, Gunny. - Reyes. 286 00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:56,992 Aye, Gunnery Sergeant. 287 00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:00,195 What kind of {pisspoor }team leader are you, 288 00:18:00,315 --> 00:18:02,653 not checking out an enemy tank on your perimeter? 289 00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:03,924 Roger that, Gunny. 290 00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:06,439 Being I'm the only man on my team not down with the shits 291 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:08,148 I will take out a patrol. 292 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:11,209 No, you put the hammer to your team. Like Godfather says, 293 00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:14,614 malingering spreads like a yeast infection unless you nip it in the bud. 294 00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:16,782 These men can't walk. 295 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,961 Has our Lieutenant approved this order? 296 00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:19,828 He has. 297 00:18:21,052 --> 00:18:23,372 If the men are ill, then you should go with them, corpsman. 298 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:27,419 I love this guy. 299 00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:31,344 And you'd better watch it, doc. 300 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,594 Team Three will take it. 301 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,369 Your men are sicker. 302 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,326 Doesn't even have a turret. 303 00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:13,640 Fucking cocksucker sends us into a fucking swamp 304 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,705 to check this weak shit out. 305 00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:19,554 What the hell was that? 306 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,618 I shit my pants. 307 00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:30,075 How are you showing yourself as team leader tonight? 308 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:31,697 Tonight? 309 00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:33,767 Rudy. 310 00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:35,924 - Yes, sir. - Where the hell is Lovell's team? 311 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,394 They're out there. 312 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:40,934 - They're inspecting the T72. - A tank? Where? 313 00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:42,829 In the swamp. 314 00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:44,704 They blown out one. 315 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:47,024 Gunnery Sergeant Griego informed us that you... 316 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,375 They're covering your ass, Nate. 317 00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:55,418 What the fuck is going on here? 318 00:19:55,707 --> 00:19:57,801 How would it look if that tank was operational? 319 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,592 I'll tell you what it looks like right now. 320 00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:03,192 It resembles an incompetent moron climbing up the asshole 321 00:20:03,312 --> 00:20:06,662 of his company commander by inventing a bullshit mission. 322 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,494 Did you seek my authority before tasking my platoon with this? 323 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:10,414 I did. 324 00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:13,150 I woke you 40 mikes ago to affirm the order. 325 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,276 You woke me? 326 00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:17,188 I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours. 327 00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:19,989 I have no recollection whatsoever of you waking me. 328 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,163 I thought I was dreaming. 329 00:20:34,674 --> 00:20:36,424 Get the fuck out of here. 330 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:40,040 And do not ever again mess with my platoon. 331 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,426 I was just trying to cover you. 332 00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:53,605 You know you're suspect with battalion. 333 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,771 Fuck that. 334 00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,988 You can fuck with me all you want but do not, 335 00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:02,824 I repeat, do not fuck with my men. 336 00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:08,042 I'm putting it down, Gunny. 337 00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:10,811 You picking it up? 338 00:21:35,198 --> 00:21:38,108 Stiney, that's my front yard you just puked on there. 339 00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:39,394 Sorry. 340 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,708 Clumps of them in 10s and 20s. 341 00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:02,954 They're coming from as far as I can see. 342 00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:16,683 Quite a party you got going, Damon. 343 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,153 They started showing up at 00 dark 30. 344 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:27,203 The plan is for my platoon to escort these folks through our lines 345 00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:28,869 to the southern checkpoint. 346 00:22:28,989 --> 00:22:31,739 Need you to let them through in blocks of 40. 347 00:22:32,057 --> 00:22:34,992 Sir, if I may ask, why not send them back to Al Kut? 348 00:22:35,841 --> 00:22:38,296 - The fighting's over there. - These people aren't from Al Kut. 349 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,366 They say they're from Baghdad. 350 00:22:43,414 --> 00:22:44,759 They walked over 100 miles? 351 00:22:46,162 --> 00:22:46,962 Look, 352 00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:48,535 we don't know who anyone is. 353 00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:51,705 Could be a suicide bomber among us, so stay frosty. 354 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,030 Keep your vehicles at a walking pace 355 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:56,424 and this is important keep a good distance from these people. 356 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,571 Roger. 357 00:23:05,527 --> 00:23:08,977 White boys on my team celebrating the end of our war, sir. 358 00:23:12,998 --> 00:23:14,265 35, 40 at a clip. 359 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,218 Keep the families together. 360 00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:17,463 Roger. 361 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,628 Smith, bring them through in groups of 35. 362 00:23:20,788 --> 00:23:22,473 Keep the families together. 363 00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:23,795 Slow walk them. 364 00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:25,051 Stay hard. 365 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,790 Slow walk them. Slow walking them. 366 00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:29,345 This is Hitman Actual. 367 00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:31,514 Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands. 368 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,210 Some of them might be armed. 369 00:23:33,641 --> 00:23:35,042 Kid, nice jacket. 370 00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:39,719 Espera. 371 00:23:39,869 --> 00:23:40,712 Espera! 372 00:23:40,832 --> 00:23:42,082 Take this group. 373 00:23:42,935 --> 00:23:45,218 - Salâmu 'alaykum. - Salâmu 'alaykum. 374 00:23:45,338 --> 00:23:46,588 Salâmu 'alaykum. 375 00:23:48,857 --> 00:23:51,207 Keep your fucking distance from them. 376 00:23:51,951 --> 00:23:53,823 Lilley, why don't you take up the rear? 377 00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:56,093 Garza, come up here to the front. 378 00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,746 All right? 379 00:23:57,866 --> 00:23:59,751 - Let's roll. - Bravo, this is Two Two. 380 00:24:00,389 --> 00:24:03,893 Don't point {your }weapons at these people, but keep your guns up. 381 00:24:11,945 --> 00:24:15,053 Hitman Two Three, { his is }Hitman Two Two. Roger, copy that. 382 00:24:15,173 --> 00:24:17,268 All right, we've got the left side on this one. 383 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,714 Two Two, keep an eye on that group coming past your Humvee. 384 00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:34,284 Where's my Trombley? 385 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,284 Get these people some water. 386 00:24:40,226 --> 00:24:42,001 Not the ass water. Get the bottled. 387 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:49,065 Two Two, keep that group tight. Keep a good pace. 388 00:24:51,003 --> 00:24:52,853 Carry that, miss? I got it. 389 00:24:59,437 --> 00:25:01,187 Yo, break out some M.R.Es. 390 00:25:02,907 --> 00:25:05,692 Like my nigga Tupac said, "it's hard times, man. " 391 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:06,652 Yeah. 392 00:25:06,824 --> 00:25:08,374 Make me wanna holler. 393 00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:09,363 Word. 394 00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,030 What are these? 395 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,380 - Sure. - Water! Water! 396 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,850 Pass them around. 397 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,119 - Water! - Water water, me me! 398 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:24,700 Keep moving. 399 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,170 Easy, easy, easy. 400 00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:28,542 Thank you, soldier. 401 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,718 Thank you for letting me pass on my own road in my own country. 402 00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:34,470 - Excuse me, ma'am? - Why are you Americans here? 403 00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:36,222 We want to help you, ma'am. 404 00:25:36,382 --> 00:25:37,804 You know, I come from Baghdad. 405 00:25:37,924 --> 00:25:40,052 It is a beautiful city and you are bombing it. 406 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,674 This is to make my life better? 407 00:25:41,794 --> 00:25:43,842 {God damn it. }Brad, we don't have to take this kind of guff. 408 00:25:43,962 --> 00:25:46,102 I mean, we're liberating these ungrateful bitches. 409 00:25:46,222 --> 00:25:48,454 You know, this is a very beautiful country. 410 00:25:48,574 --> 00:25:50,278 And our president is very stupid. 411 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,934 Maybe you are here for liberation, I don't know. 412 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:55,866 But because of oil, it feels like war of aggression. 413 00:25:56,027 --> 00:25:57,939 Ma'am, I think you got a really good point. 414 00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,309 No, I really do. 415 00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:01,555 Really. 416 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,697 So much for death before dishonor. 417 00:26:05,817 --> 00:26:08,379 Damn, devil dog, for a piece of ass like that, 418 00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:11,460 I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay. 419 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:13,217 Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two. 420 00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:14,498 Go on. Go. 421 00:26:21,332 --> 00:26:22,977 Don't give that thing to me. 422 00:26:24,639 --> 00:26:27,094 Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand. 423 00:26:39,184 --> 00:26:40,234 Here you go. 424 00:26:43,715 --> 00:26:45,065 Are you happy now? 425 00:26:45,576 --> 00:26:47,913 Man, like this I grow up. 426 00:26:53,393 --> 00:26:54,243 Come on. 427 00:26:57,844 --> 00:26:58,894 Here you go. 428 00:27:01,504 --> 00:27:02,684 Mikey, give us a hand. 429 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,141 It's okay. Come on. 430 00:27:09,698 --> 00:27:10,525 I got you. 431 00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:11,738 Here we go. 432 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:13,861 Easy, easy, easy. 433 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,032 - In you go. - That's enough. 434 00:27:21,922 --> 00:27:23,713 No more. Truck's full. 435 00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:26,492 All right, now. 436 00:27:27,472 --> 00:27:29,683 We just turned this combat team into a hay ride. 437 00:27:29,803 --> 00:27:30,716 Thanks. 438 00:27:30,836 --> 00:27:31,878 Obrigado. 439 00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:43,311 Got to keep them cool. 440 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:49,105 Doesn't matter what we do here. Quarter of these babies are gonna die. 441 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:57,459 You all right, Nathan? 442 00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:58,871 Yah, Gunny. 443 00:27:59,267 --> 00:28:00,217 I'm good. 444 00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,191 We're helping people. 445 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,317 This humanitarian stuff, 446 00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:13,883 we get lost in it, we're not combat effective. 447 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,400 This is our future here. 448 00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:17,925 Lieutenant, sir! 449 00:28:18,045 --> 00:28:21,913 Godfather's on the radio for you. Battalion wants us Oscar Mike. 450 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:31,700 Yeah, man. On it, thanks. 451 00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:38,112 Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first. 452 00:28:46,322 --> 00:28:47,497 What the fuck? Shit! 453 00:28:47,657 --> 00:28:49,355 His fucking head exploded! 454 00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,637 Guarantee he ain't getting up. 455 00:28:51,757 --> 00:28:54,587 At least we gave him a happy meal before he died. No wait, check that. 456 00:28:54,747 --> 00:28:57,829 Before we hit him in the head with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike. 457 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,667 God damn! 458 00:29:12,698 --> 00:29:15,161 How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1? 459 00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:16,670 Not a mobility kill. 460 00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:18,378 Both tracks look okay. 461 00:29:18,543 --> 00:29:20,112 Think the Marines in there got out? 462 00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:22,796 If not, they died fighting a legit enemy. 463 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:25,159 Jesus, dude. That was first marines. 464 00:29:26,893 --> 00:29:28,853 They've got to be from oceanside. 465 00:29:30,543 --> 00:29:32,437 Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two. 466 00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:34,752 The E.C.P. from the division camp is in Grid 467 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,490 Papa Quebec 278394. 468 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,549 Over. 469 00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:40,626 Roger, 470 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,468 I copy. Grid Papa Quebec 471 00:29:42,628 --> 00:29:44,679 278394, over. 472 00:29:46,921 --> 00:29:48,214 Hitman Two out. 473 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,561 Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot. 474 00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,827 If I felt we could spare the ammo, I'd give you the order. 475 00:29:55,469 --> 00:29:56,650 Oh, fuck, man. 476 00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:02,184 Do not run that over, Ray. 477 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:09,497 Jesus. 478 00:30:09,826 --> 00:30:11,529 You just can't fucking win. 479 00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:19,026 Man, 480 00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,094 they're prepping Baghdad hard. 481 00:30:21,214 --> 00:30:23,171 And we're in a fucking pog camp. 482 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:25,219 It's over for us. 483 00:30:26,236 --> 00:30:28,517 We won't be part of the show in Baghdad. 484 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,069 Yup. 485 00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:36,512 This wasn't what we trained for. 486 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,571 I just wanted to get one 487 00:30:41,691 --> 00:30:44,052 real recon mission in this war. 488 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:46,466 You know? 489 00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:49,985 Putting us in these 490 00:30:50,404 --> 00:30:52,524 is an affront to my warrior spirit. 491 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,701 I'm a hunter, 492 00:30:57,475 --> 00:31:00,538 not a fucking truck driver corralling gun platforms. 493 00:31:03,899 --> 00:31:06,088 Brad, we were the fucking first boots on the ground 494 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:08,495 in the American invasion of Mesopotamia. 495 00:31:10,425 --> 00:31:12,530 And you got your men out alive. 496 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:18,573 Might be sad about not getting your mission but for me, 497 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,972 I got to tell you, I'm glad this is over. 498 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,966 One other thing, 499 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,654 no more cat holes. 500 00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:35,618 This fucking pog camp we're in has a legit slittrench latrine. 501 00:31:36,889 --> 00:31:37,776 Really. 502 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,085 That's my recon mission then. 503 00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:49,493 ♪ Two on comms. 504 00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:52,080 ...Hitman. 505 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,879 Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two Two... 506 00:31:57,788 --> 00:31:58,660 Over. 507 00:31:59,849 --> 00:32:03,359 Manimal, you're no longer allowed to touch the handset again. Over. 508 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,965 I put my babies down. 509 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,385 Think I'm gonna get some shuteye. 510 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:15,154 I want you to know you've done good, Tony. 511 00:32:18,362 --> 00:32:22,302 You earned a lot of reputation in the recon community as my A.T.L. 512 00:32:25,839 --> 00:32:27,653 You've always had my six. 513 00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,961 I just want you to know I really appreciate that. 514 00:32:39,202 --> 00:32:40,479 And it's been... 515 00:32:40,947 --> 00:32:42,148 Do you realize 516 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,010 the shit that we've done here, 517 00:32:46,073 --> 00:32:47,650 the people we've killed? 518 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,948 Back in the civilian world, dawg, 519 00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:53,415 if we did this, 520 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,147 we would go to prison. 521 00:33:03,943 --> 00:33:05,755 Poke, you're thinking like a mexican again. 522 00:33:07,165 --> 00:33:08,701 Think like a white man. 523 00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,302 Over there, they'll be 524 00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:13,583 laying on the medals for what we did. 525 00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:22,793 What's with you, dawg? 526 00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:25,777 I'm tweaking, bro. 527 00:33:27,113 --> 00:33:29,233 Don't feel right unless I'm strapped. 528 00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:31,655 I'm gonna go pull guard duty. 529 00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:50,049 Sir. 530 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,308 Sergeant, 531 00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:58,909 they're speaking pretty highly of First Recon at division headquarters. 532 00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:02,055 The General thinks we're slaying dragons. 533 00:34:02,932 --> 00:34:04,466 I'm pleased to hear that, sir. 534 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,148 But between you and me, 535 00:34:06,562 --> 00:34:07,693 it's bullshit. 536 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,685 You men need another mission. 537 00:34:15,109 --> 00:34:17,499 Tanks are gonna lead the way into Baghdad, 538 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,454 but we want to get in the game too. 539 00:34:21,982 --> 00:34:22,959 Yes, sir. 540 00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:25,417 Be advised, Brad: 541 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,221 stay frosty. 542 00:34:52,354 --> 00:34:54,735 - I got her right in front of me! - Show me those titties! 543 00:34:54,855 --> 00:34:57,616 Come on, baby! I got 15 large! {Just }Give me one ass cheek! 544 00:34:59,696 --> 00:35:01,711 - {It's }A liberated bitch. - I'm gonna hit that shit. 545 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:04,064 {You must be }Wearing your desert goggles. That ain't nothing but a 546 00:35:04,184 --> 00:35:05,876 piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango. 547 00:35:05,996 --> 00:35:08,862 He's right, man. You ain't hittin' shit. W.M. like that? 548 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,028 No, she be wearing kevlar panties nailed on top of a concertina wire bush. 549 00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:15,410 Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there. 550 00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:17,928 I'm gonna make a path for all you motherfuckers. 551 00:35:20,424 --> 00:35:22,892 Shit, man, can you imagine the stank on that cunt? 552 00:35:23,116 --> 00:35:25,428 That is exactly why I'm going! 553 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,938 Sir, I'm gonna go down on her 554 00:35:28,098 --> 00:35:30,566 like she got all of Saddam's W.M.Ds 555 00:35:30,726 --> 00:35:32,755 just buried right between her legs. 556 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:35,112 - You better dig deep. - Oh, Yeah, baby! 557 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:36,989 Hit that gas, come on! 558 00:35:37,149 --> 00:35:39,200 Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it! 559 00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,192 It's not that bad over here. Don't kill yourself like that. 560 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:46,779 Shit, go get it, baby. Get some for old J.C. 561 00:35:47,191 --> 00:35:49,627 - Oh, shit. Heads up. - Oh, shit, smash! 562 00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:52,755 Belays that, Devil Dog! 563 00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:54,472 You's a squealin' 564 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,773 like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! 565 00:35:59,403 --> 00:36:00,655 Unfuck yourselves 566 00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:03,515 or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a W.M. 567 00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:06,737 with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' their stern. 568 00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:09,287 Get yourselves squared up here. 569 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:11,670 Corporal, 570 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,612 you're inappropriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' 571 00:36:16,948 --> 00:36:18,353 fornication wit' it! 572 00:36:18,597 --> 00:36:22,327 Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? 573 00:36:23,753 --> 00:36:25,650 Where the fuck are your helmets? 574 00:36:25,987 --> 00:36:27,335 Fuckin' Sixta. 575 00:36:28,024 --> 00:36:30,159 No sooner do we stop getting shot at, 576 00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,148 the motherfucker is out here lifing us 577 00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:34,792 in his illiterate fucking retardese. 578 00:36:35,786 --> 00:36:39,152 People think they have the authority to kill the minority, man. 579 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:41,558 Fuck the police. 580 00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:44,592 - Holy shit! - What the fuck? 581 00:36:46,627 --> 00:36:48,178 What the fuck? Get some! 582 00:36:50,014 --> 00:36:51,125 Fuckin' Brad. 583 00:36:55,037 --> 00:36:57,039 Yeah! Hell, yeah. 584 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,380 It don't get no better than that. 585 00:37:01,107 --> 00:37:03,905 Man over all stations, be advised: Sergeant Colbert is... 586 00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:05,322 wings level. 587 00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:07,162 Can somebody clear him hot? 588 00:37:11,884 --> 00:37:15,197 What, did you give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something? 589 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:16,119 No. 590 00:37:16,723 --> 00:37:18,494 What the fuck did you do to him? 591 00:37:19,316 --> 00:37:21,260 {Just }Asked him what he would be if he wasn't { }Marine. 592 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,219 Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? 593 00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:25,848 That's my fuckin' dream. 594 00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:31,805 What the fuck? 595 00:37:37,478 --> 00:37:38,733 You fucking rock. 596 00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:43,708 Better now. 597 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,782 Ray, I want you to gather the team. 598 00:37:55,324 --> 00:37:56,253 All right. 599 00:38:00,485 --> 00:38:02,064 Drop your pots, gents. 600 00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:04,921 Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass. 601 00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:14,455 There's something I've been keeping from you. 602 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:18,861 I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment. 603 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,167 Fuck yeah! 604 00:38:26,867 --> 00:38:29,333 - Chef Boyardee, the master! - To celebrate. 605 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,581 - Here, hurry up! - Trombley, get a fire going. 606 00:38:32,741 --> 00:38:33,741 Walt, here. 607 00:38:35,088 --> 00:38:36,960 You deceiving, conniving, 608 00:38:37,342 --> 00:38:39,213 hebrew motherfucker. 609 00:38:40,122 --> 00:38:43,357 How were you gonna keep this from your dearest pal Rayray? 610 00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:45,968 I got one more secret to share. 611 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,685 - Juggs! - No no! Wait! Not yet. 612 00:38:53,846 --> 00:38:55,880 I need some I need some time with this alone. 613 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,966 - Come on. Just give me one. - Just calm down. 614 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,401 You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. 615 00:39:01,387 --> 00:39:02,819 You gotta share with Trombley. 616 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:04,581 What? He'll kill her! 617 00:39:04,701 --> 00:39:06,914 Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right? 618 00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:09,493 Yeah! All the same if you're a fucking psycho. 619 00:39:10,905 --> 00:39:13,789 - I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine. - Speaking of which, 620 00:39:14,669 --> 00:39:17,584 one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture. 621 00:39:18,306 --> 00:39:19,052 Dude, 622 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,205 I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's is a kind of a whore. 623 00:39:23,325 --> 00:39:24,158 What? 624 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,363 Yeah, last time I saw her, she was doing all of H&S company. 625 00:39:27,483 --> 00:39:29,053 She doesn't deserve you, man. 626 00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:33,018 Brah, civilian food gives me the munchies! 627 00:39:33,385 --> 00:39:35,135 - Lilley. - Thanks, Brad. 628 00:39:37,889 --> 00:39:39,139 Arbe are faroni? 629 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,532 What's your problem? 630 00:39:41,652 --> 00:39:43,844 Last time the white man gave my people something, 631 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,196 it was blankets laced with typhoid. 632 00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:48,353 Poke, can't we all just... 633 00:39:48,997 --> 00:39:49,947 get along? 634 00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:53,912 Whopper Jr., 635 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,913 you got any tabasco to go with this? 636 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:57,646 Okay, there it is. 637 00:39:57,950 --> 00:39:59,951 You did just call him Whopper Jr. 638 00:40:00,071 --> 00:40:02,121 Now what the hell is that about? 639 00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:06,758 We call our man Whopper Jr. because they're sold at Burger King. 640 00:40:08,434 --> 00:40:09,534 Burger King. 641 00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:10,721 Right. B.K. 642 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,641 "Baby killer. " 643 00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:15,934 Trombley's our little Whopper Jr. ever since he shot those shepherds. 644 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:21,481 Damn, Brad, what else you got hidden in the Humvee? 645 00:40:21,642 --> 00:40:22,692 A fat chick? 646 00:40:24,436 --> 00:40:25,873 Shoot some civilians, 647 00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:27,843 you get a reputation. Right? 648 00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,070 Walt. 649 00:40:34,988 --> 00:40:36,385 He didn't mean that. 650 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,447 Walt. 651 00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:47,361 You're a fuckin' messed up hick. You can't even eat ravioli. 652 00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:48,967 I'm eating ravioli. 653 00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:52,641 Look at him! 654 00:40:54,604 --> 00:40:58,334 Gents, the final battle against Saddam's military began this morning 655 00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:01,166 when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river. 656 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,357 The final assault of Baghdad is under way. 657 00:41:05,026 --> 00:41:06,042 Now, 658 00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,712 some of you may have surmised 659 00:41:08,832 --> 00:41:11,998 that this is not a game for marines in open Humvees, 660 00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:14,270 that while this great battle is being fought, 661 00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:17,265 you'd be sitting in a field holding your dicks. 662 00:41:17,857 --> 00:41:19,790 Or if you're in h&s company, holding our dicks. 663 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:26,922 This is a problem that's been gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut. 664 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,801 And the solution was right in front of me the whole time. 665 00:41:34,513 --> 00:41:35,514 Gentlemen, 666 00:41:35,634 --> 00:41:37,281 the northern flank. 667 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:40,776 Above Baghdad, we assume 668 00:41:40,896 --> 00:41:43,295 a significant Republican guard presence, 669 00:41:44,258 --> 00:41:47,651 especially since it's this region that's the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists. 670 00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:51,328 Now it turns out this had been weighing on the C.G.'s mind 671 00:41:51,448 --> 00:41:53,901 when I went to meet with him last night. 672 00:41:54,777 --> 00:41:58,776 Chaos has committed all three regiments to the assault from the east here. 673 00:42:00,606 --> 00:42:03,071 There's a town called Baqubah 674 00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:05,377 about 50 kliks north of the city 675 00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:08,964 where an iraqi mechanized Republican guard division 676 00:42:09,353 --> 00:42:10,893 is unaccounted for. 677 00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:14,355 Okay? Now this leaves Chaos's northern flank 678 00:42:14,475 --> 00:42:16,548 as tender as the virgin's thigh. 679 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,105 Until I met with him, 680 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:24,224 the C.G. thought his only option was to peel off a mechanized battalion. 681 00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:26,426 As a good officer should, 682 00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:28,296 I gave him another option. 683 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:31,521 Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah. 684 00:42:32,422 --> 00:42:34,692 Expect morning orders within 30 mikes. 685 00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:37,268 Sir, there's a situation. 686 00:42:38,269 --> 00:42:41,005 Despite our best efforts, they came up on our comms this morning. 687 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:45,124 They know where we are and they're less than two kliks from our perimeter. 688 00:42:47,971 --> 00:42:49,981 Sir, we could give them a tangential mission, 689 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:52,251 maybe task them with guarding H&S? 690 00:42:52,501 --> 00:42:54,551 Major, we can't unfuck this one. 691 00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:57,678 Gentlemen, one other thing: 692 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,141 Delta company will be with us. 693 00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,729 The reservists have arrived. 694 00:43:07,934 --> 00:43:09,484 All right, that's it. 695 00:43:24,485 --> 00:43:26,234 Lt, what's the date today? 696 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,835 Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy. 697 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,081 Yo, Dirty, 698 00:43:36,536 --> 00:43:38,008 you got a donkey dick? 699 00:43:38,128 --> 00:43:39,146 Radiator? 700 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,242 Yeah, wait a minute, Ray. 701 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:44,767 What the fuck are you doing? 702 00:43:45,314 --> 00:43:46,864 Writing in my journal. 703 00:43:47,415 --> 00:43:48,865 About all this shit? 704 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:52,105 What, about you're singlehandedly winning this war? 705 00:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,234 That's the type of shit that Cody puts in his little diary. 706 00:43:55,354 --> 00:43:57,192 Look, if they say we fought valiantly here, 707 00:43:57,312 --> 00:43:59,326 I want 'em to know we fought retarded. 708 00:43:59,446 --> 00:44:01,669 Yeah, 'cause going into towns, 709 00:44:01,789 --> 00:44:04,079 storming an airfield with no observation. 710 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,785 {Come on, Ray}. I work for Captain America. You got fick at least. 711 00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:09,709 I've been telling you, Eric, it don't have to be that way. 712 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,713 One bullet in the head, our whole platoon is squared away. 713 00:44:12,874 --> 00:44:14,367 Just stow that fuckin' shit. 714 00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:18,008 You had your chances like everybody else and you haven't done it, so fuck you{, man}. 715 00:44:22,969 --> 00:44:24,352 Here comes dumbass. 716 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,041 Well, guys, it's been groovy. 717 00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:29,187 Good work, men. 718 00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:32,367 Yes, sir. 719 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:35,600 Good. 720 00:44:36,688 --> 00:44:37,745 Good work. 721 00:44:48,705 --> 00:44:51,322 Each man sees things differently in combat. 722 00:44:52,653 --> 00:44:54,296 Right now at any time, we could die. 723 00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:57,299 It's almost enough to make you lose your sanity. 724 00:44:57,714 --> 00:45:00,135 To remain calm and stay in a place where you think you will die, 725 00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:02,646 that too is the definition of insane. 726 00:45:08,084 --> 00:45:10,134 Nate, you have to become insane 727 00:45:10,555 --> 00:45:12,105 to survive in combat. 728 00:45:18,605 --> 00:45:19,523 Yeah. 729 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,210 This is how it comes down to us. 730 00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,913 We're on point for the battalion, 731 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,123 but first we're linking up with war pig. 732 00:45:31,284 --> 00:45:33,873 We're gonna be rolling with some real ass the fuckin' L.A.Vs. 733 00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:35,252 And good newsbad news,{ Ray}. 734 00:45:35,414 --> 00:45:38,757 They're giving us the L.A.Vs {ut that's }because they're sending us north of Baghdad, 735 00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:41,384 where all Saddam's people are from. 736 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:45,012 And they don't love us up there like they do down south. 737 00:45:45,173 --> 00:45:46,997 - So fuck 'em where they live. - Damn right. 738 00:45:47,117 --> 00:45:49,815 We'll be surrounded by friendlies until here... 739 00:45:49,935 --> 00:45:51,185 the magic line. 740 00:45:52,481 --> 00:45:54,814 No american unit has gone past this line. 741 00:45:55,738 --> 00:45:58,388 A couple tried yesterday and got ambushed. 742 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,350 This... 743 00:46:01,063 --> 00:46:02,474 is badguy country. 744 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,226 All I right, gents, we got 30 mikes. 745 00:46:10,454 --> 00:46:11,832 Somebody's got to win this. 746 00:46:12,261 --> 00:46:14,611 What the fuck are you all moto about? 747 00:46:15,427 --> 00:46:17,002 Jumpin' jehoshaphat. 748 00:46:18,188 --> 00:46:21,208 Are we that desperate for cannon fodder that they're clearing out the sick, 749 00:46:21,328 --> 00:46:24,624 - the lame, the crazy? - Look at you boys? 750 00:46:24,744 --> 00:46:26,555 At what's up with these guys? 751 00:46:26,715 --> 00:46:28,889 - What's up, Dawg? - Look at these guys. 752 00:46:31,433 --> 00:46:34,437 - How the fuck did you find us? - I came up 753 00:46:34,598 --> 00:46:35,648 with Delta. 754 00:46:36,337 --> 00:46:37,943 Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude? 755 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,938 Brad, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since day one. 756 00:46:42,058 --> 00:46:44,446 What happened to your cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar? 757 00:46:44,792 --> 00:46:47,619 Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe with them air force hotties. 758 00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:50,299 Fuck that, I ain't had a war since Somalia I had to get some. 759 00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:54,239 But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with Delta. 760 00:46:54,598 --> 00:46:55,592 {- I understand him. - }What? 761 00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:57,711 - Clusterfuck? - They're off the hook. 762 00:46:57,997 --> 00:47:00,435 Dude, they don't got any gear or food. 763 00:47:00,555 --> 00:47:02,813 They were pulling escort duty just to eat. 764 00:47:02,933 --> 00:47:06,417 And then they got to rollin' into these hamlets and doing these shows 765 00:47:06,537 --> 00:47:10,234 of force you know, cowboy shit for fun. Like this one time, I swear to god, 766 00:47:10,354 --> 00:47:13,184 they thought it'd be funny to give these little kids, like, porn mags 767 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,646 like Hustler and Maxim and shit, 768 00:47:16,807 --> 00:47:18,675 show the little hajis what we're fighting for. 769 00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:21,622 This old Iraqi comes storming out, 770 00:47:21,742 --> 00:47:24,779 starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their morals 771 00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:26,798 or some dumb shit, right? 772 00:47:26,918 --> 00:47:29,834 And he's super fucking pissed. The old man's got an R.P.G. 773 00:47:30,173 --> 00:47:31,244 What? 774 00:47:31,404 --> 00:47:34,789 Delta fuckin' freaks. They lob like 26 mark-19 rounds. 775 00:47:35,115 --> 00:47:36,474 They fuck up the whole hamlet. 776 00:47:36,683 --> 00:47:38,443 - Fuck. - Bull-fucking-shit. 777 00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:40,377 Ollie North filmed the whole fucking thing. 778 00:47:40,497 --> 00:47:41,779 {- What?}The Oliver North? 779 00:47:41,899 --> 00:47:45,717 Oliver fuckin' North was standing there with a camera crew from Fox 780 00:47:46,084 --> 00:47:49,087 filming the whole { uckin' }thing like it was the turning point in the fucking war. 781 00:47:49,207 --> 00:47:51,623 These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. cops 782 00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:54,965 and D.E.A. agents and fucking air marshals. 783 00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:56,394 You know what I mean? 784 00:47:56,554 --> 00:48:00,481 And they're led by this Napoleon douche who is like a Corporal 785 00:48:00,642 --> 00:48:04,069 or some shit in Albuquerque P.D. I swear to god, 786 00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:07,280 this motherfucker has got cattle horns 787 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,074 - on his Humvee. - This is so colossally retarded, 788 00:48:10,194 --> 00:48:13,203 - I can't even say anything about it. - Godfather knows. 789 00:48:13,630 --> 00:48:17,201 He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. 790 00:48:17,321 --> 00:48:18,708 But they're here now, brad, 791 00:48:19,311 --> 00:48:21,333 and they're rolling with you. 792 00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,923 No fuckin' way. We're working with reservists? 793 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,961 That's some bullshit. 794 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,303 Look at this motherfucker. 795 00:48:33,612 --> 00:48:36,167 Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying. 796 00:48:38,063 --> 00:48:40,005 That's a real marine. 797 00:48:42,218 --> 00:48:43,234 Fick! 798 00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:50,382 We're out of our M.O.P.P.S. 799 00:48:50,835 --> 00:48:52,648 - Right now. - Yes, sir. 800 00:48:53,633 --> 00:48:55,671 You can actually see it rolling downhill. 801 00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:56,611 Yep, 802 00:48:56,731 --> 00:48:57,914 here it comes. 803 00:48:58,476 --> 00:48:59,783 Change in S.O.P. 804 00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:03,545 Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min to get right, then we're red-con one. 805 00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:07,506 - We're back in cammies! - So fresh and so clean. 806 00:49:10,128 --> 00:49:11,870 Fuck, I don't have bootpants. 807 00:49:12,556 --> 00:49:14,785 My balls smell like Jack's mouth. 808 00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:17,475 How do you know what his mouth smells like? 809 00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,510 'cause my balls were in it. 810 00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:22,063 What the fuck do they do over there, man? 811 00:49:22,854 --> 00:49:25,735 No, really, if we're not in our M.O.P.P. suits, 812 00:49:25,855 --> 00:49:28,291 that means there's no W.M.Ds 813 00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:32,637 If there's no W.M.D.S, then why are we here in the first place? 814 00:49:33,026 --> 00:49:35,319 I knew you were a fucking gay-ass liberal. 815 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:38,267 You tried to pretend by invading iraq with us, but I knew. 816 00:49:38,387 --> 00:49:41,733 I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that the whole point of us being here? 817 00:49:42,255 --> 00:49:45,367 The point is we get to kill people, you dumb fuck. 818 00:49:46,877 --> 00:49:48,860 What's the difference anyway, man? 819 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:49,909 I mean, 820 00:49:50,293 --> 00:49:51,818 the war's almost over. 821 00:49:51,938 --> 00:49:54,366 We're just about done with this bitch. 822 00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:59,751 Shit, man, they're taking everything. 823 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:01,686 Yeah, 824 00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:03,839 they're pretty much liberated around here. 825 00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,590 Ray, stay focused. 826 00:50:06,372 --> 00:50:09,043 - We have a mission. - Yeah, some mission... 827 00:50:09,163 --> 00:50:11,129 "cross the magic line. " 828 00:50:11,732 --> 00:50:14,042 What the fuck can that be all about? 829 00:50:16,486 --> 00:50:19,047 That's us. War pig, then recon. 830 00:50:19,859 --> 00:50:21,768 The line is on 34 northern. 831 00:50:22,242 --> 00:50:24,273 On the other side? The Iraqis. 832 00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,048 And they're mechanized. 833 00:50:28,553 --> 00:50:29,622 Focus, Ray. 834 00:50:30,525 --> 00:50:31,338 Focus. 835 00:50:46,808 --> 00:50:48,254 Watch for mines, Ray. 836 00:50:48,374 --> 00:50:50,588 Remember, this is bad-guy country. 837 00:50:52,622 --> 00:50:55,073 Reporter, do you know what you're supposed to do 838 00:50:55,193 --> 00:50:59,192 if the Humvee gets hit by a mine? You're supposed to curl up like a bitch. 839 00:50:59,362 --> 00:51:02,647 - Trombley, make nice. - You know how to curl up like a bitch, 840 00:51:02,767 --> 00:51:04,217 don't you, reporter? 841 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,321 What is believed to bethe final assault on the city's defenders. 842 00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,925 And now for cricket... 843 00:51:11,874 --> 00:51:14,599 BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass on Baghdad. 844 00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,728 And we're out here in the fucking sticks. 845 00:51:19,963 --> 00:51:21,732 Man, turn that shit off. 846 00:51:22,172 --> 00:51:26,153 ...disappointing results, "but," he said, "there's always a next time. " 847 00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:30,306 We're out here under the radar where nobody knows we're here. 848 00:51:31,128 --> 00:51:32,124 Hopefully, 849 00:51:32,809 --> 00:51:34,696 it'll fuckin' stay that way. 850 00:51:40,961 --> 00:51:43,325 Once more into the great good night. 851 00:51:44,512 --> 00:51:45,544 "Cry havoc 852 00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:48,209 "and let slip the dogs of war. " 853 00:51:48,369 --> 00:51:49,398 Man, 854 00:51:49,518 --> 00:51:53,498 when I get home, I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy. 855 00:51:53,785 --> 00:51:55,235 Is that Shakespeare? 856 00:51:55,911 --> 00:51:57,645 Shakespeare wrote that? 857 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,137 About his girlfriend's pussy? 858 00:52:01,424 --> 00:52:03,064 Godfather, Godfather. 859 00:52:05,762 --> 00:52:09,189 I take it the L.A.Vs in front of us just crossedthe magic line. 860 00:52:09,349 --> 00:52:12,800 The L.A.Vs report enemy contact on both sides of the road. 861 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,611 Rockets, mortars and machine guns. 862 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,158 Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire to our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out. 863 00:52:26,549 --> 00:52:27,749 I have no targets. 864 00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,562 No targets. 865 00:52:34,999 --> 00:52:36,466 Walt, what are you shooting at? 866 00:52:36,626 --> 00:52:38,551 I got muzzle flashes behind those walls. 867 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,891 Hold on, buddy! That's a fuckin'village over there. 868 00:52:45,051 --> 00:52:47,852 - I see fuckin' fire coming in. - Not from the houses! 869 00:52:48,479 --> 00:52:50,121 There are people in that village{, Walt}. 870 00:52:50,241 --> 00:52:52,590 - All Hitman Two... - They ain't shooting at us. 871 00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:55,260 ...one-six north on route green. Break. 872 00:52:56,222 --> 00:52:58,863 They've made contact with a squad-sized force. Over. 873 00:52:58,983 --> 00:52:59,926 Roger. 874 00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:01,942 - {Ray, }Halt the vehicle. - All right. 875 00:53:02,062 --> 00:53:03,398 L.A.Vs have stopped. 876 00:53:11,131 --> 00:53:13,235 Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break! 877 00:53:13,964 --> 00:53:16,256 My God. Is he crying? 878 00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:17,799 No, he's not. 879 00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:19,067 He's just nervous. 880 00:53:19,187 --> 00:53:21,346 We're gonna die if they don't get us out of here! 881 00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:23,012 They sent us to die! 882 00:53:23,172 --> 00:53:24,471 Okay, fuck it. He's crying. 883 00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,310 All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two. 884 00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:30,780 Be advised, the L.A.Vs are egressing to the south. Break. 885 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,262 We{'re} pull{ing} back into a defensive position and dropping mortars. Over. 886 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,471 {Yeah, }That's a solid copy. 887 00:53:36,591 --> 00:53:38,978 Trombley, the L.A.Vs will be coming up on our left. 888 00:53:39,098 --> 00:53:40,248 Do not engage. 889 00:53:41,012 --> 00:53:43,027 If you do, they'll schwack us. 890 00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:49,569 Jesus Christ. 891 00:53:49,819 --> 00:53:51,123 Tracers skipping around us. 892 00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:54,149 That's our own guys, shooting down the axis of our convoy. 893 00:53:54,269 --> 00:53:55,995 All Hitman Two Victors, hold your fire... 894 00:53:56,115 --> 00:53:57,643 Fucking reservists. 895 00:53:57,763 --> 00:53:58,881 Hold, Delta. Over. 896 00:54:00,927 --> 00:54:03,577 Is that the reservists firing on the ville? 897 00:54:03,982 --> 00:54:05,832 - Walt! - It's Delta. 898 00:54:06,434 --> 00:54:08,370 They're laying down F.P.F. on the village. 899 00:54:08,490 --> 00:54:11,172 - It's all fucked up. - Get those guys on the net. 900 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:14,542 Man, they got passed down. We have no comms with Delta. 901 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,899 I don't know, maybe the fucking retards will just run out of ammo. 902 00:54:18,061 --> 00:54:20,511 God damn, this is gonna be a long night. 903 00:54:26,778 --> 00:54:28,601 This is Assassin One. We are set. 904 00:54:28,721 --> 00:54:31,124 Assassin One, this is Assassin Two... 905 00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:34,010 Assassin One Two, this is Assassin One Three, 906 00:54:34,130 --> 00:54:37,780 we have local enemy entrenched 400 meters to the north. Break. 907 00:54:38,434 --> 00:54:40,173 Possible enemy mortar position. 908 00:54:40,293 --> 00:54:42,619 - North 1,000 meters. Interrogative. - Stay in line! 909 00:54:42,739 --> 00:54:46,289 Are you in the position to observe and persecute the target? 910 00:54:46,698 --> 00:54:49,056 Assassin One Three, this is Assassin One Two. 911 00:54:49,176 --> 00:54:50,391 We are static. 912 00:54:51,426 --> 00:54:54,064 Stand by while I roll the Godfather back. 913 00:54:54,382 --> 00:54:56,773 Assassin One Two out. Break break. 914 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,038 They all got blankets on to hide their heat signatures, 915 00:55:12,158 --> 00:55:13,538 right, Sergeant Colbert? 916 00:55:16,462 --> 00:55:20,312 A week ago, they didn't know we could see their thermals at night. 917 00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,349 Now they're adapting. 918 00:55:25,806 --> 00:55:27,475 Didn't work for that guy. 919 00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:28,986 - Get down! - No! 920 00:55:35,846 --> 00:55:36,970 Cease fire! 921 00:55:37,842 --> 00:55:39,872 Cease fucking fire, Sergeant! 922 00:55:40,912 --> 00:55:41,912 Sergeant! 923 00:55:42,450 --> 00:55:45,738 - Cease fire, motherfucker! - Cease fire! 924 00:55:46,961 --> 00:55:48,240 Cease fire now! 925 00:55:49,778 --> 00:55:51,289 Cease fucking fire! 926 00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:54,884 Sergeant! What the fuck? 927 00:55:55,004 --> 00:55:57,013 My staff Sergeant told me to engage all movement. 928 00:55:57,133 --> 00:55:59,127 What are you doing? You dumb motherfucker, 929 00:55:59,287 --> 00:56:00,968 you realize you're shooting at Marines? 930 00:56:01,088 --> 00:56:02,652 I saw an Iraqi helmet. 931 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:05,171 I got this, Corporal. 932 00:56:06,056 --> 00:56:06,884 Fuck. 933 00:56:07,318 --> 00:56:09,216 Two Actual, this is Two One. 934 00:56:09,336 --> 00:56:11,093 Who the fuck is shooting at us? 935 00:56:11,213 --> 00:56:13,238 Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta! 936 00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:15,622 They fucking love shooting Mexicans. 937 00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:17,357 It was Alpha, Gabe. 938 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:18,515 Alpha. 939 00:56:19,162 --> 00:56:20,428 Mistakes happen. 940 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,294 Two One Actual, what's your status? 941 00:56:24,645 --> 00:56:27,731 Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans, even Mexicans. 942 00:56:44,788 --> 00:56:46,638 Hitman Two, this is Two One. 943 00:56:46,961 --> 00:56:50,051 This is accurate mortar fire. Request permission to egress. 944 00:56:50,476 --> 00:56:52,832 Negative. Our orders are to hold our position. 945 00:56:52,952 --> 00:56:54,990 We're blocking for Alpha. Over. 946 00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:58,260 - There's a fuckin' braindead idea. - That's a hold. 947 00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:00,061 We're covering Alpha's assault. 948 00:57:04,018 --> 00:57:04,871 Brad. 949 00:57:06,218 --> 00:57:09,009 Check out the retard cas-evacing lamb chops. 950 00:57:12,526 --> 00:57:15,178 Man, that's fucking intense when you think about it, homes. 951 00:57:15,298 --> 00:57:17,154 {I mean, }Here's this poor farmer who's out there... 952 00:57:17,274 --> 00:57:18,711 {Ray, }Shut the fuck up. 953 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,602 Fucking fish in a barrel. 954 00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:52,656 Same motherfuckers who tried to smoke your ass. 955 00:58:00,116 --> 00:58:01,958 ...the most dramatic pictures are showing 956 00:58:02,118 --> 00:58:04,399 American Marines in Baghdad city center 957 00:58:04,519 --> 00:58:07,160 pulling down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. 958 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,946 Fighting seems to have come to an end... 959 00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:11,431 - Turn that shit off. - All right, fine. 960 00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:15,971 Apparently, these motherfuckers up here don't listen to the BBC. 961 00:58:16,133 --> 00:58:18,365 No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad. 962 00:58:27,222 --> 00:58:28,150 Grab the mag. 963 00:58:30,622 --> 00:58:33,825 - How about this guy over here? - No, man, over here, J.J. 964 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:36,547 - Bobby, use my camera too, man. - Damn! 965 00:58:37,945 --> 00:58:40,288 - Fucking reservists, man. - Just take the fucking photo. 966 00:58:42,055 --> 00:58:43,844 Be careful, Dan. R.P.G. could be mined. 967 00:58:43,964 --> 00:58:45,998 Don't pick shit up till you check it. 968 00:58:46,118 --> 00:58:47,253 Copy that. 969 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,139 - Get up. Get the fuck up. - No no no. 970 00:58:58,299 --> 00:58:59,472 - Come on. - Okay. 971 00:58:59,592 --> 00:59:00,970 - Okay, okay. - Now. 972 00:59:04,946 --> 00:59:06,510 Got you covered, Eric. 973 00:59:06,765 --> 00:59:07,565 Hands. 974 00:59:08,431 --> 00:59:09,233 Come on. 975 00:59:10,031 --> 00:59:10,883 Hands. 976 00:59:12,477 --> 00:59:13,499 Thank you. 977 00:59:14,570 --> 00:59:16,907 You saved our asses. {This is }It's the 1st real fighting we've seen. 978 00:59:17,067 --> 00:59:19,744 - You move and I'll blow your { ucking }head off. - I have a family! 979 00:59:23,402 --> 00:59:25,822 We ought to cut his throat like in the Chechen soldier video? 980 00:59:28,163 --> 00:59:30,478 Captain, sir... sir, what are you... 981 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,199 Sir. Intimidation tactic. 982 00:59:33,981 --> 00:59:36,531 Sir, we got this situation under control. 983 00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:39,055 - Fuck! Fuck! - Bombs! 984 00:59:40,101 --> 00:59:42,123 We got a live one, men! 985 00:59:42,243 --> 00:59:43,475 Cover him, Redman. 986 00:59:46,218 --> 00:59:47,601 You motherfuckers. 987 00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:51,132 I'm sorry I shook your hand. You abused that prisoner. 988 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,419 Bravo Two, stay on line. 989 01:00:05,006 --> 01:00:07,083 - Hold your fire. - No Saddam. 990 01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:10,286 Come. 991 01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:16,983 Looks like you won some hearts and minds, sir. 992 01:00:17,103 --> 01:00:18,411 And some tongue. 993 01:00:23,768 --> 01:00:25,475 Check it out! We got their colors! 994 01:00:25,727 --> 01:00:26,527 Yeah! 995 01:00:28,588 --> 01:00:30,164 I love killing people! 996 01:00:30,509 --> 01:00:32,775 - Please, I'm a very low soldier. - Fuck that. 997 01:00:33,221 --> 01:00:34,652 You were waiting to kill us. 998 01:00:35,259 --> 01:00:36,737 You didn't put your weapon down. 999 01:00:36,897 --> 01:00:40,670 I'm afraid if we put our weapons down, the police will come and beat us. 1000 01:00:40,790 --> 01:00:42,633 Everybody under Saddam is silent. 1001 01:00:42,753 --> 01:00:44,835 If he say we go to war with America, we say "good. " 1002 01:00:44,955 --> 01:00:47,123 If he say we don't go to war with America, we say "good. " 1003 01:00:47,283 --> 01:00:48,421 Shit yeah. 1004 01:00:48,541 --> 01:00:51,124 - We can't drop our weapons either. - We got orders. 1005 01:00:51,244 --> 01:00:53,671 - Next stop is Baghdad. - Sweet, man. 1006 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:58,057 I don't want any war crimes in the back of my truck. Untie his hands. 1007 01:00:58,177 --> 01:00:59,559 Give him some water. 1008 01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:03,812 You letting me go? 1009 01:01:04,523 --> 01:01:05,873 How can I go home? 1010 01:01:06,255 --> 01:01:08,138 My sergeant, he sees me, 1011 01:01:08,258 --> 01:01:11,529 - he find out I didn't fight. - Negro, ain't no Saddam. 1012 01:01:12,116 --> 01:01:14,442 Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army. 1013 01:01:16,008 --> 01:01:18,158 You ain't got a sergeant no more. 1014 01:01:18,435 --> 01:01:22,337 Either we killed his ass already or shit he be running away faster than you. 1015 01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:23,507 Feelin' me? 1016 01:01:23,821 --> 01:01:25,683 You're going to Baghdad, my friend. 1017 01:01:25,803 --> 01:01:27,697 We got a prisoner collection center there. 1018 01:01:27,817 --> 01:01:28,667 Baghdad? 1019 01:01:29,539 --> 01:01:30,395 For free? 1020 01:01:30,515 --> 01:01:32,481 I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you. I'm so happy. 1021 01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:33,836 It's all good, playboy. 1022 01:01:33,996 --> 01:01:36,997 Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you, thank you. 1023 01:01:43,951 --> 01:01:45,469 Contact, two kliks! 1024 01:01:49,449 --> 01:01:50,885 What the fuck, man? 1025 01:01:51,717 --> 01:01:54,881 Don't these fucking guys know that we won the war already? 1026 01:01:57,269 --> 01:01:59,519 We got ambushed all the way up here. 1027 01:02:00,057 --> 01:02:03,207 There still could be some bad guys who want to play. 1028 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,465 God damn it, Ray. 1029 01:02:12,506 --> 01:02:14,385 No country music. 1030 01:02:15,491 --> 01:02:16,295 Okay? 1031 01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:17,467 Dude, 1032 01:02:17,587 --> 01:02:20,202 it's not a country song, it's a cowboy song. 1033 01:02:31,716 --> 01:02:33,766 I hate to break it to you, Ray, 1034 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,648 but there are no cowboys. 1035 01:03:29,254 --> 01:03:30,727 I don't give a fuckwhat you write. 1036 01:03:30,847 --> 01:03:33,866 It's gonna come out all liberal media bullshit spin on it anyway. 1037 01:03:33,986 --> 01:03:36,030 Seriously, what am I supposed to do 1038 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,231 with all this bullshit you guys constantly talk? 1039 01:03:38,351 --> 01:03:40,408 You think I'm some sort of racist psycho redneck? 1040 01:03:40,528 --> 01:03:41,591 What, you ain't? 1041 01:03:41,711 --> 01:03:45,219 And you ain't some fucking militant taco-bender revolutionary? 1042 01:03:45,339 --> 01:03:48,414 See, reporter? No outsider can understand how we really are. 1043 01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:49,809 We're all fucking brothers. 1044 01:03:49,929 --> 01:03:52,814 - And we're all fucking alpha males{, too}. - We{'ve} gotta constantly test each other. 1045 01:03:52,934 --> 01:03:55,772 All we do is fight for position in the pack, dawg. 1046 01:03:55,892 --> 01:03:58,616 All that training we do, the martial arts, to grappling... 1047 01:03:58,736 --> 01:04:00,911 is for practice, but it's also for real, 1048 01:04:01,031 --> 01:04:02,769 to achieve dominance over a motherfucker. 1049 01:04:02,889 --> 01:04:04,277 We do the same thing mentally. 1050 01:04:04,438 --> 01:04:05,631 It's prison rules, dawg. 1051 01:04:05,751 --> 01:04:07,779 We probe for any fucking weakness we can find... 1052 01:04:07,899 --> 01:04:09,964 family, race, brains, looks... 1053 01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:13,210 anything you have on a motherfucker, you wear it the fuck out. 1054 01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,182 Being a Marine isn't about words, anyways. 1055 01:04:15,302 --> 01:04:16,789 It's about your fucking actions. 1056 01:04:17,023 --> 01:04:20,451 {Back home }In the civilian world, a fool slaps a "protect the planet" sticker on his car, 1057 01:04:20,571 --> 01:04:22,526 suddenly he's all about the environment and shit. 1058 01:04:22,646 --> 01:04:24,472 Don't matter that he {still }drives that fucking car, 1059 01:04:24,592 --> 01:04:26,314 fires up his computer and video games 1060 01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:28,496 and cell phone every night with electricity made 1061 01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:31,891 from nuclear power, coal and fucking melted baby seal oil. 1062 01:04:32,011 --> 01:04:34,041 "nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker on my shit, 1063 01:04:34,161 --> 01:04:36,215 "so I'm all about saving the fucking planet. " 1064 01:04:36,335 --> 01:04:38,053 In our fucking Marine corps civilization 1065 01:04:38,173 --> 01:04:39,956 it don't matter what a motherfucker says. 1066 01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:41,531 Only thing that matters is, dawg, 1067 01:04:41,651 --> 01:04:43,700 when you charge that motherfucking machinegun 1068 01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:46,402 when the motherfucker tells you to charge the motherfucking machinegun. 1069 01:04:46,522 --> 01:04:48,903 Shit, everybody in this platoon is a hard charger. 1070 01:04:49,023 --> 01:04:51,795 Marines bitch about everything, man... chow, fucking moron officers, 1071 01:04:51,915 --> 01:04:53,218 no time for a combat jack... 1072 01:04:53,338 --> 01:04:56,497 {But }You {will }never hear a Marine in this platoon bitch that we could die at any second. 1073 01:04:56,617 --> 01:04:58,413 - Hell no. - That's what we signed up for. 1074 01:04:58,533 --> 01:04:59,914 Hoorah that, motherfucker. 1075 01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:03,002 Fucking care if some latte-sipping bisexual college student 1076 01:05:03,122 --> 01:05:05,239 reading about Justin Timberlake in "Rolling Stone" 1077 01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:07,515 thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker? Fuck no. 1078 01:05:07,635 --> 01:05:09,743 I'd give my life for any brother in here. 1079 01:05:09,863 --> 01:05:11,893 I know any one of them would do the same for me. 1080 01:05:12,013 --> 01:05:15,022 You think it matters if I call fucking T a nigger? 1081 01:05:15,142 --> 01:05:19,141 Fucking love that big dark green marine and his big old beautiful nigger dick. 1082 01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:21,355 Love all my dirty spic brothers here. 1083 01:05:21,475 --> 01:05:25,326 And I love this fucking cracker-ass inbred racist peckerwood fuck. 1084 01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:28,376 I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do. 1085 01:05:28,496 --> 01:05:30,201 'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls. 1086 01:05:30,321 --> 01:05:31,864 Want to touch 'em, reporter? 1087 01:05:32,087 --> 01:05:33,076 No. Thanks. 1088 01:05:34,536 --> 01:05:37,879 Look, man, I joined the Marine corps 10 days after I graduated high school. 1089 01:05:37,999 --> 01:05:41,256 I went to school with all these rich kids at St. Tammany's parish, 1090 01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:42,713 but I was an apartment kid. 1091 01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:45,727 My mom worked. I worked summers digging footings on the weekends. 1092 01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:47,763 I was a dishwasher at D'Angelo's pizzeria. 1093 01:05:47,883 --> 01:05:49,496 I busted my ass. 1094 01:05:49,616 --> 01:05:51,828 Became a recon Marine since I was 19. 1095 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,174 My shit is tight as fuck. 1096 01:05:53,294 --> 01:05:55,357 I know that, my brothers in this platoon know that, 1097 01:05:55,477 --> 01:05:56,889 so fuck all of you. 1098 01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:01,981 Damn, war scribe, you just spit on my fucking rack, dawg. 1099 01:06:02,101 --> 01:06:03,576 - Where? - There. 1100 01:06:04,598 --> 01:06:06,605 You see that pile of dried camel dung? 1101 01:06:06,725 --> 01:06:09,992 That's my fucking pillow, dawg. You fucking spit on it, fool. 1102 01:06:10,352 --> 01:06:12,210 You're a heinous-asswhite boy. 1103 01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:13,365 I'm sorry.