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TOT1A mobilized and ready for remarks.
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Copy, Seven Two. I copy all.
Ready for remarks.
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Fuck!
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Sir?
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- What the fuck?
- Jesus, Eric.
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I thought that haji was killing you.
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I fucked his shit up good, didn't I?
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You stuck him in a magazine.
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Better luck next time, sir.
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Damn, sir. Your hamster
must have fell off its wheel.
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All Hitman Two Victors,
this is Hitman Two.
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Continue digging in. We're holding here
while R.C.T. One advances. Over.
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R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut.
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It's about time
they carried their weight.
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Kocher is on patrol in this zone.
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Do not engage on your left
beyond eleven o'clock.
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Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out.
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I'm taking him to a field interrogation.
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It's all good.
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He's your capture.
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Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report.
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Mobile One One this is boom boom.
You got wind of One Five.
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Roger...
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- {Sir, }The officers are assembled.
- Let's go right away.
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As of 0915 hours
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forward elements
of Colonel Dowdy's regiment
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seized the main bridge
over the Tigris river in Al Kut.
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As you know, I just returned
from a meeting with General Mattis.
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What you don't know
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is that shortly after Dowdy
led his regiment into Al Kut,
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General Mattis relieved him
of his command.
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And gentlemen,
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Colonel Dowdy was also relieved
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of the ammo for his sidearm.
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Colonel Dowdy was a good man,
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but he did not fully embrace
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maneuver warfare.
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And lest we forget,
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maneuver warfare
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is America's warfare
for the 21st century.
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It is all about the violence of action.
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With first recon
at the tip of the spear,
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7,000 Marines
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have just completed
the corps' longest march
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since the barbary campaign
against Tripoli in 1803.
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Actually, some of you are riding
in the same Humvees they used.
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Through our use of maneuver,
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we have tied down many times
our number of the enemy's force,
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opening the door
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for the army to invade
the enemy capital from the west.
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Sir, does this mean
it's the end of our mission?
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Unknown.
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But
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the First Marine Division
is positioning itself
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on the outskirts of Baghdad
for the assault, and we will be there.
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Rest assured,
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Godfather will find a mission
for this battalion.
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But what I want to leave you with today
is this:
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Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning.
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He did lead his men into Al Kut.
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But General Mattis
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has a long memory.
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He did not forget
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that at critical moments
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Dowdy hesitated to execute orders.
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And gentlemen,
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Ferrando
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has a long memory too.
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Gunny,
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that stuff about the General's memory
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and Dowdy being relieved,
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was Godfather talking about us in there?
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I believe he meant, sir,
that if you don't square away Nate Fick,
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you'll be in his sights.
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Gunny,
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the men get those new M.R.Es?
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They did. They're happy.
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These are the new ones with milkshakes.
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There's strawberry,
chocolate and vanilla.
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Didn't you get Hasser's report
on shooting that civilian?
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We've got to take care
of this asscovering bullshit.
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It'll be good for Hasser too.
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He does his duty,
gets back to being a Marine.
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Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag.
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Hey, Walt.
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Feel the love.
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Walt,
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- baby.
- Just leave me the fuck alone.
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Finally, he speaks.
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I liked it better when we were starving.
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Then I didn't have
to see shit all over your face.
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Want some?
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Walt.
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Finish your report
and get it to me ASAP.
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You did nothing wrong.
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But we're gonna see if there's
a better way to stop these cars.
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Walt's got a great way, Lt.
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Shoot the driver,
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stop the car.
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Trombley.
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Sir, it's vital.
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Hasser will write his way clear,
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but we're fast becoming
an army of occupation.
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We can't just shoot these civilians
like we're doing.
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Marines aren't cops, Brad.
We're an aggressive force.
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That said, we'll see what we can do.
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Hey, fuck it, Walt.
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These haji motherfuckers
are trying to kill us.
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I'm for lighting up every motherfucker
that comes within 100 m.
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Damn, man.
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Didn't we kick their asses already?
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This is really interesting{, Brad}.
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You know, Iraqis don't really seem good
at fighting,
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but then they never really
completely surrender either.
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Put down that fucking milkshake
and dig a fucking hole.
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Why, so I can be more
like the teacher's pet?
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Yeah, that's exactly it.
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- You should be more like Trombley.
- More like Trombley?
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More like Trombley?!
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- Whopper Jr.
- Give me the hook.
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Whopper Jr.
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Walt.
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Anybody find that extra pin
from the gypsy rack?
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No, we still missing that?
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That thing's gonna fucking fall off
and we're gonna lose all our water cans.
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Maybe take an extra off
and shove those down.
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Brunmeier, drink the fucking water.
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- How are they doing?
- Ass to mouth disease.
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Half the guys got the shits.
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- Both right now?
- Yeah, take 'em.
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It's a good thing this is over.
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Fuck!
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For us, anyway.
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Manimal just dropped a case of grenades.
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See?
That's why we can't have nice things.
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Fucking hick.
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- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Nate, did you hear?
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General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy.
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He took the ammo from his sidearm,
lieutenant.
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Colonel wasn't a team player.
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Godfather said
we should all play on the team.
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If it can happen to a full bird Colonel,
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it can happen to anyone.
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{Nate, }So you know, there will be
no more questioning of my orders.
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Respectfully, sir, I've only tried
to interpret your intent
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to the best of my ability.
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Captain, sir.
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Here comes the warrior on our team.
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Outstanding work last night
taking down that E.P.W.
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- Just doing my job.
- Looks like he put up quite a fight.
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A fight like that tells me
the company took in a highvalue asset.
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He did not want to surrender.
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You have the afteraction report?
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Sergeant Kocher is bringing it.
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While your platoon has been busy
shooting civilians at roadblocks
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Bravo Three
was taking in live prisoners.
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I heard.
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Good work, Dave.
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{Man, I'm hungry. }Anybody got any chow over there?
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{Yeah, I got some. }What do you want?
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I'll take anything I can get
at this point.
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Tell Victor Three to get on the road,
we got C.A.O. checks.
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This'll be handy if we write
your platoon up for a commendation.
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Sergeant,
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your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle.
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It's a good thing your C.O. was there.
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If you want to believe
what was the reason for this meeting?
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Right.
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Battalion says we're moving on.
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That's ASAP, Lieutenant.
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- Lieutenant, I was about to...
- Yeah, but no.
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Not the right time.
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Trombley,
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why were they calling you Whopper Jr.?
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They were calling me that?
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Ray...
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Why were they calling him that?
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- Brad, we got foot mobiles.
- Hitman Two, this is Two One.
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We've got a bunch of foot mobiles
at 11 o'clock.
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Interrogative: do they have weapons?
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- Hostile intent?
- They got naked intent.
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Be advised,
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there's a minivan pulling off the road.
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Roger.
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- Be vigilant, over.
- Trombley, range the Mark-19.
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Bad guys could be in that van.
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Stand by, Hitman Two.
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Roger, standing by.
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Walt, watch your fucking sector.
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{Man, }It looks like we caught
these guys in the act,
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trying to change their uniforms.
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Two Actual,
we ought to halt the convoy here.
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Roger that, Two One.
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They say they were robbed.
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Lying motherfuckers.
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Tell us where you hid your uniforms.
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Your documents.
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They say there were robbed
by the soldiers.
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They stole their clothes
and siphoned the gas from the car.
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Lieutenant Fick, sir!
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Over here!
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{Hey, }Be careful of the one on the right!
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He's got a horse cock like Manimal's.
You don't want to get that thing angry.
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Sir, we have three Arab males
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naked.
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It appears they've been shot
execution style.
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H.M.C. Bryan investigating
the cause of death has determined
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all three have been killed
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with gunshot wounds
to the back of the head.
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Good work, Rudy.
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- Team Two at your service, sir.
- Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes.
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This ain't our work.
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Dudes are telling the truth.
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He says they are farmers.
One family brothers.
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I don't think he's lying.
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Command Two, this is Two One Bravo.
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I've got an{ motherfucking} english speaking haji
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in this minivan
waving around his wife beater.
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Says they got jacked
by some Iraqi soldiers.
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Americans, you win battle,
beat Saddam's army.
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Now his army beat us. What you do?
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They rob us.
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What do you do?
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Listen,
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this is something
you're gonna have to...
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You have to take it up with the U.N.
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Okay?
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Just
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stay back from the road.
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And you don't have to wave
your T-shirts around anymore, all right?
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Here.
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Found a haji helmet.
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Fits good.
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How do I look?
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Like a target.
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It's better than nothing.
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What we did,
running and gunning through those towns,
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the good stuff and the bad
was all part of the plan.
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Of all the Marines in the 1st division,
the General selected us
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to be the instrument
of long range strategy.
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We led the feint to Al Kut.
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We tied down two Iraqi divisions,
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saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers.
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You should be proud.
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Why didn't we go into Al Kut?
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Gabe, the General's plan
wasn't about taking the city.
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It was about making the Iraqis think
we were gonna take it.
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To be clear,
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the Commander's intent
was never to take it.
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The focus has always been Baghdad.
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This sucks, man.
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We did all this shit
because we took a wrong turn?
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- Gabe, that's not what I'm saying.
- {What, }You got something better to do?
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What the fuck is in your hand?
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00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,076
It's my new helmet, sir.
256
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,937
It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo.
257
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,002
I lost my kevlar in the run
to the airfield, remember?
258
00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:26,214
Sergeant Major Sixta
made me ditch the bike helmet.
259
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:29,984
Brad?
260
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,935
How's your teams combat effectiveness?
261
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,890
Well, we got Person's allergies,
262
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,224
but none of my teams got the shits.
263
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,472
Leon and Lilley both have it, but
264
00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:41,580
they're still doing their job, sir.
265
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,000
Team Two is out.
266
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,915
Three is almost as bad.
267
00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:50,207
Looks like we'll be nursing
this platoon all the way into Baghdad.
268
00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:52,407
My money is we won't be
in the assault to Baghdad.
269
00:16:54,451 --> 00:16:56,495
You don't use Humvees
to attack an urban center.
270
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,707
You don't use Humvees to strong point
a city either, but we did.
271
00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:02,819
Maybe they'll hook us up, sir,
272
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,726
let us guard some of Saddam's money
in one of those palaces.
273
00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:06,837
I don't know.
274
00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:12,472
I just hope we get to fuck up
some more shit before the war ends.
275
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,454
They need to send our asses to Baghdad.
276
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,335
Reyes, how many guys
are sick on your team?
277
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,236
I have three men down, warrior healer.
278
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,355
That makes 14 in the platoon.
279
00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,453
Are you throwing up?
280
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:42,173
Wake up, Budweiser.
281
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,721
Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up.
282
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,363
I got the shits, doc.
283
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,707
- I can't.
- Drink some water, you fucking asshole.
284
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,253
What's this about a T72 tank
on his side of the perimeter?
285
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,594
- It's fucking blown, Gunny.
- Reyes.
286
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:56,992
Aye, Gunnery Sergeant.
287
00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:00,195
What kind of {pisspoor }team leader are you,
288
00:18:00,315 --> 00:18:02,653
not checking out an enemy tank
on your perimeter?
289
00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:03,924
Roger that, Gunny.
290
00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:06,439
Being I'm the only man on my team
not down with the shits
291
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:08,148
I will take out a patrol.
292
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:11,209
No, you put the hammer to your team.
Like Godfather says,
293
00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:14,614
malingering spreads like a yeast
infection unless you nip it in the bud.
294
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:16,782
These men can't walk.
295
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,961
Has our Lieutenant approved this order?
296
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:19,828
He has.
297
00:18:21,052 --> 00:18:23,372
If the men are ill,
then you should go with them, corpsman.
298
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:27,419
I love this guy.
299
00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:31,344
And you'd better watch it, doc.
300
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,594
Team Three will take it.
301
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,369
Your men are sicker.
302
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,326
Doesn't even have a turret.
303
00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:13,640
Fucking cocksucker sends us
into a fucking swamp
304
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,705
to check this weak shit out.
305
00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:19,554
What the hell was that?
306
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,618
I shit my pants.
307
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:30,075
How are you showing yourself
as team leader tonight?
308
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:31,697
Tonight?
309
00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:33,767
Rudy.
310
00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:35,924
- Yes, sir.
- Where the hell is Lovell's team?
311
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,394
They're out there.
312
00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:40,934
- They're inspecting the T72.
- A tank? Where?
313
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:42,829
In the swamp.
314
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:44,704
They blown out one.
315
00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:47,024
Gunnery Sergeant Griego
informed us that you...
316
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,375
They're covering your ass, Nate.
317
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:55,418
What the fuck is going on here?
318
00:19:55,707 --> 00:19:57,801
How would it look if that tank
was operational?
319
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,592
I'll tell you what it looks like
right now.
320
00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:03,192
It resembles an incompetent moron
climbing up the asshole
321
00:20:03,312 --> 00:20:06,662
of his company commander
by inventing a bullshit mission.
322
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,494
Did you seek my authority
before tasking my platoon with this?
323
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:10,414
I did.
324
00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:13,150
I woke you 40 mikes ago
to affirm the order.
325
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,276
You woke me?
326
00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:17,188
I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours.
327
00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:19,989
I have no recollection whatsoever
of you waking me.
328
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,163
I thought I was dreaming.
329
00:20:34,674 --> 00:20:36,424
Get the fuck out of here.
330
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:40,040
And do not ever again
mess with my platoon.
331
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,426
I was just trying to cover you.
332
00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:53,605
You know you're suspect with battalion.
333
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,771
Fuck that.
334
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,988
You can fuck with me
all you want but do not,
335
00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:02,824
I repeat, do not fuck with my men.
336
00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:08,042
I'm putting it down, Gunny.
337
00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:10,811
You picking it up?
338
00:21:35,198 --> 00:21:38,108
Stiney, that's my front yard
you just puked on there.
339
00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:39,394
Sorry.
340
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,708
Clumps of them in 10s and 20s.
341
00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:02,954
They're coming from as far as I can see.
342
00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:16,683
Quite a party you got going, Damon.
343
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,153
They started showing up at 00 dark 30.
344
00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:27,203
The plan is for my platoon
to escort these folks through our lines
345
00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:28,869
to the southern checkpoint.
346
00:22:28,989 --> 00:22:31,739
Need you to let them through
in blocks of 40.
347
00:22:32,057 --> 00:22:34,992
Sir, if I may ask,
why not send them back to Al Kut?
348
00:22:35,841 --> 00:22:38,296
- The fighting's over there.
- These people aren't from Al Kut.
349
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,366
They say they're from Baghdad.
350
00:22:43,414 --> 00:22:44,759
They walked over 100 miles?
351
00:22:46,162 --> 00:22:46,962
Look,
352
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:48,535
we don't know who anyone is.
353
00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:51,705
Could be a suicide bomber among us,
so stay frosty.
354
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,030
Keep your vehicles at a walking pace
355
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:56,424
and this is important keep
a good distance from these people.
356
00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,571
Roger.
357
00:23:05,527 --> 00:23:08,977
White boys on my team
celebrating the end of our war, sir.
358
00:23:12,998 --> 00:23:14,265
35, 40 at a clip.
359
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,218
Keep the families together.
360
00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:17,463
Roger.
361
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,628
Smith, bring them through
in groups of 35.
362
00:23:20,788 --> 00:23:22,473
Keep the families together.
363
00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:23,795
Slow walk them.
364
00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:25,051
Stay hard.
365
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,790
Slow walk them. Slow walking them.
366
00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:29,345
This is Hitman Actual.
367
00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:31,514
Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands.
368
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,210
Some of them might be armed.
369
00:23:33,641 --> 00:23:35,042
Kid, nice jacket.
370
00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:39,719
Espera.
371
00:23:39,869 --> 00:23:40,712
Espera!
372
00:23:40,832 --> 00:23:42,082
Take this group.
373
00:23:42,935 --> 00:23:45,218
- Salâmu 'alaykum.
- Salâmu 'alaykum.
374
00:23:45,338 --> 00:23:46,588
Salâmu 'alaykum.
375
00:23:48,857 --> 00:23:51,207
Keep your fucking distance from them.
376
00:23:51,951 --> 00:23:53,823
Lilley, why don't you take up the rear?
377
00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:56,093
Garza, come up here to the front.
378
00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,746
All right?
379
00:23:57,866 --> 00:23:59,751
- Let's roll.
- Bravo, this is Two Two.
380
00:24:00,389 --> 00:24:03,893
Don't point {your }weapons at these people,
but keep your guns up.
381
00:24:11,945 --> 00:24:15,053
Hitman Two Three, { his is }Hitman Two Two.
Roger, copy that.
382
00:24:15,173 --> 00:24:17,268
All right, we've got
the left side on this one.
383
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,714
Two Two, keep an eye on that group
coming past your Humvee.
384
00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:34,284
Where's my Trombley?
385
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,284
Get these people some water.
386
00:24:40,226 --> 00:24:42,001
Not the ass water. Get the bottled.
387
00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:49,065
Two Two, keep that group tight.
Keep a good pace.
388
00:24:51,003 --> 00:24:52,853
Carry that, miss? I got it.
389
00:24:59,437 --> 00:25:01,187
Yo, break out some M.R.Es.
390
00:25:02,907 --> 00:25:05,692
Like my nigga Tupac said,
"it's hard times, man. "
391
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:06,652
Yeah.
392
00:25:06,824 --> 00:25:08,374
Make me wanna holler.
393
00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:09,363
Word.
394
00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,030
What are these?
395
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,380
- Sure.
- Water! Water!
396
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,850
Pass them around.
397
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,119
- Water!
- Water water, me me!
398
00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:24,700
Keep moving.
399
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,170
Easy, easy, easy.
400
00:25:27,071 --> 00:25:28,542
Thank you, soldier.
401
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,718
Thank you for letting me pass
on my own road in my own country.
402
00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:34,470
- Excuse me, ma'am?
- Why are you Americans here?
403
00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:36,222
We want to help you, ma'am.
404
00:25:36,382 --> 00:25:37,804
You know, I come from Baghdad.
405
00:25:37,924 --> 00:25:40,052
It is a beautiful city
and you are bombing it.
406
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,674
This is to make my life better?
407
00:25:41,794 --> 00:25:43,842
{God damn it. }Brad, we don't have
to take this kind of guff.
408
00:25:43,962 --> 00:25:46,102
I mean, we're liberating
these ungrateful bitches.
409
00:25:46,222 --> 00:25:48,454
You know,
this is a very beautiful country.
410
00:25:48,574 --> 00:25:50,278
And our president is very stupid.
411
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,934
Maybe you are here for liberation,
I don't know.
412
00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:55,866
But because of oil,
it feels like war of aggression.
413
00:25:56,027 --> 00:25:57,939
Ma'am, I think you got
a really good point.
414
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,309
No, I really do.
415
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:01,555
Really.
416
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,697
So much for death before dishonor.
417
00:26:05,817 --> 00:26:08,379
Damn, devil dog,
for a piece of ass like that,
418
00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:11,460
I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay.
419
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:13,217
Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two.
420
00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:14,498
Go on. Go.
421
00:26:21,332 --> 00:26:22,977
Don't give that thing to me.
422
00:26:24,639 --> 00:26:27,094
Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand.
423
00:26:39,184 --> 00:26:40,234
Here you go.
424
00:26:43,715 --> 00:26:45,065
Are you happy now?
425
00:26:45,576 --> 00:26:47,913
Man, like this I grow up.
426
00:26:53,393 --> 00:26:54,243
Come on.
427
00:26:57,844 --> 00:26:58,894
Here you go.
428
00:27:01,504 --> 00:27:02,684
Mikey, give us a hand.
429
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,141
It's okay. Come on.
430
00:27:09,698 --> 00:27:10,525
I got you.
431
00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:11,738
Here we go.
432
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:13,861
Easy, easy, easy.
433
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,032
- In you go.
- That's enough.
434
00:27:21,922 --> 00:27:23,713
No more. Truck's full.
435
00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:26,492
All right, now.
436
00:27:27,472 --> 00:27:29,683
We just turned this combat team
into a hay ride.
437
00:27:29,803 --> 00:27:30,716
Thanks.
438
00:27:30,836 --> 00:27:31,878
Obrigado.
439
00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:43,311
Got to keep them cool.
440
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:49,105
Doesn't matter what we do here.
Quarter of these babies are gonna die.
441
00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:57,459
You all right, Nathan?
442
00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:58,871
Yah, Gunny.
443
00:27:59,267 --> 00:28:00,217
I'm good.
444
00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,191
We're helping people.
445
00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,317
This humanitarian stuff,
446
00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:13,883
we get lost in it,
we're not combat effective.
447
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,400
This is our future here.
448
00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:17,925
Lieutenant, sir!
449
00:28:18,045 --> 00:28:21,913
Godfather's on the radio for you.
Battalion wants us Oscar Mike.
450
00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:31,700
Yeah, man. On it, thanks.
451
00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:38,112
Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first.
452
00:28:46,322 --> 00:28:47,497
What the fuck? Shit!
453
00:28:47,657 --> 00:28:49,355
His fucking head exploded!
454
00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,637
Guarantee he ain't getting up.
455
00:28:51,757 --> 00:28:54,587
At least we gave him a happy meal
before he died. No wait, check that.
456
00:28:54,747 --> 00:28:57,829
Before we hit him in the head
with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike.
457
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,667
God damn!
458
00:29:12,698 --> 00:29:15,161
How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1?
459
00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:16,670
Not a mobility kill.
460
00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:18,378
Both tracks look okay.
461
00:29:18,543 --> 00:29:20,112
Think the Marines in there got out?
462
00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:22,796
If not,
they died fighting a legit enemy.
463
00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:25,159
Jesus, dude. That was first marines.
464
00:29:26,893 --> 00:29:28,853
They've got to be from oceanside.
465
00:29:30,543 --> 00:29:32,437
Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two.
466
00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:34,752
The E.C.P. from the division camp
is in Grid
467
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,490
Papa Quebec 278394.
468
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,549
Over.
469
00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:40,626
Roger,
470
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,468
I copy. Grid Papa Quebec
471
00:29:42,628 --> 00:29:44,679
278394, over.
472
00:29:46,921 --> 00:29:48,214
Hitman Two out.
473
00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,561
Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot.
474
00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:54,827
If I felt we could spare the ammo,
I'd give you the order.
475
00:29:55,469 --> 00:29:56,650
Oh, fuck, man.
476
00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:02,184
Do not run that over, Ray.
477
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:09,497
Jesus.
478
00:30:09,826 --> 00:30:11,529
You just can't fucking win.
479
00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:19,026
Man,
480
00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,094
they're prepping Baghdad hard.
481
00:30:21,214 --> 00:30:23,171
And we're in a fucking pog camp.
482
00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:25,219
It's over for us.
483
00:30:26,236 --> 00:30:28,517
We won't be part of the show in Baghdad.
484
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,069
Yup.
485
00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:36,512
This wasn't what we trained for.
486
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,571
I just wanted to get one
487
00:30:41,691 --> 00:30:44,052
real recon mission in this war.
488
00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:46,466
You know?
489
00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:49,985
Putting us in these
490
00:30:50,404 --> 00:30:52,524
is an affront to my warrior spirit.
491
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,701
I'm a hunter,
492
00:30:57,475 --> 00:31:00,538
not a fucking truck driver
corralling gun platforms.
493
00:31:03,899 --> 00:31:06,088
Brad, we were the fucking first boots
on the ground
494
00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:08,495
in the American invasion
of Mesopotamia.
495
00:31:10,425 --> 00:31:12,530
And you got your men out alive.
496
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:18,573
Might be sad about not getting
your mission but for me,
497
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,972
I got to tell you,
I'm glad this is over.
498
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,966
One other thing,
499
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,654
no more cat holes.
500
00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:35,618
This fucking pog camp
we're in has a legit slittrench latrine.
501
00:31:36,889 --> 00:31:37,776
Really.
502
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,085
That's my recon mission then.
503
00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:49,493
♪ Two on comms.
504
00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:52,080
...Hitman.
505
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,879
Hitman Two Three,
this is Hitman Two Two...
506
00:31:57,788 --> 00:31:58,660
Over.
507
00:31:59,849 --> 00:32:03,359
Manimal, you're no longer allowed
to touch the handset again. Over.
508
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,965
I put my babies down.
509
00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,385
Think I'm gonna get some shuteye.
510
00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:15,154
I want you to know
you've done good, Tony.
511
00:32:18,362 --> 00:32:22,302
You earned a lot of reputation
in the recon community as my A.T.L.
512
00:32:25,839 --> 00:32:27,653
You've always had my six.
513
00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,961
I just want you to know
I really appreciate that.
514
00:32:39,202 --> 00:32:40,479
And it's been...
515
00:32:40,947 --> 00:32:42,148
Do you realize
516
00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,010
the shit that we've done here,
517
00:32:46,073 --> 00:32:47,650
the people we've killed?
518
00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,948
Back in the civilian world, dawg,
519
00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:53,415
if we did this,
520
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,147
we would go to prison.
521
00:33:03,943 --> 00:33:05,755
Poke,
you're thinking like a mexican again.
522
00:33:07,165 --> 00:33:08,701
Think like a white man.
523
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,302
Over there, they'll be
524
00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:13,583
laying on the medals for what we did.
525
00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:22,793
What's with you, dawg?
526
00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:25,777
I'm tweaking, bro.
527
00:33:27,113 --> 00:33:29,233
Don't feel right unless I'm strapped.
528
00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:31,655
I'm gonna go pull guard duty.
529
00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:50,049
Sir.
530
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,308
Sergeant,
531
00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:58,909
they're speaking pretty highly
of First Recon at division headquarters.
532
00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:02,055
The General thinks
we're slaying dragons.
533
00:34:02,932 --> 00:34:04,466
I'm pleased to hear that, sir.
534
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,148
But between you and me,
535
00:34:06,562 --> 00:34:07,693
it's bullshit.
536
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,685
You men need another mission.
537
00:34:15,109 --> 00:34:17,499
Tanks are gonna lead the way
into Baghdad,
538
00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,454
but we want to get in the game too.
539
00:34:21,982 --> 00:34:22,959
Yes, sir.
540
00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:25,417
Be advised, Brad:
541
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,221
stay frosty.
542
00:34:52,354 --> 00:34:54,735
- I got her right in front of me!
- Show me those titties!
543
00:34:54,855 --> 00:34:57,616
Come on, baby! I got 15 large!
{Just }Give me one ass cheek!
544
00:34:59,696 --> 00:35:01,711
- {It's }A liberated bitch.
- I'm gonna hit that shit.
545
00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:04,064
{You must be }Wearing your desert goggles.
That ain't nothing but a
546
00:35:04,184 --> 00:35:05,876
piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango.
547
00:35:05,996 --> 00:35:08,862
He's right, man. You ain't hittin' shit.
W.M. like that?
548
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,028
No, she be wearing kevlar panties nailed
on top of a concertina wire bush.
549
00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:15,410
Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there.
550
00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:17,928
I'm gonna make a path
for all you motherfuckers.
551
00:35:20,424 --> 00:35:22,892
Shit, man, can you imagine
the stank on that cunt?
552
00:35:23,116 --> 00:35:25,428
That is exactly why I'm going!
553
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,938
Sir, I'm gonna go down on her
554
00:35:28,098 --> 00:35:30,566
like she got all of Saddam's W.M.Ds
555
00:35:30,726 --> 00:35:32,755
just buried right between her legs.
556
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:35,112
- You better dig deep.
- Oh, Yeah, baby!
557
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:36,989
Hit that gas, come on!
558
00:35:37,149 --> 00:35:39,200
Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it!
559
00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,192
It's not that bad over here.
Don't kill yourself like that.
560
00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:46,779
Shit, go get it, baby.
Get some for old J.C.
561
00:35:47,191 --> 00:35:49,627
- Oh, shit. Heads up.
- Oh, shit, smash!
562
00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:52,755
Belays that, Devil Dog!
563
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:54,472
You's a squealin'
564
00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,773
like a bunch of butt-fucked
Vassar bitches!
565
00:35:59,403 --> 00:36:00,655
Unfuck yourselves
566
00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:03,515
or we gonna suffer the spectacle
of a W.M.
567
00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:06,737
with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs
trailin' their stern.
568
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:09,287
Get yourselves squared up here.
569
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:11,670
Corporal,
570
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,612
you're inappropriatin' your
chemical filtration device by attemptin'
571
00:36:16,948 --> 00:36:18,353
fornication wit' it!
572
00:36:18,597 --> 00:36:22,327
Jesus, do I have to tell you not
to desecrate your mask with perversions?
573
00:36:23,753 --> 00:36:25,650
Where the fuck are your helmets?
574
00:36:25,987 --> 00:36:27,335
Fuckin' Sixta.
575
00:36:28,024 --> 00:36:30,159
No sooner do we stop getting shot at,
576
00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,148
the motherfucker is out here lifing us
577
00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:34,792
in his illiterate fucking retardese.
578
00:36:35,786 --> 00:36:39,152
People think they have the authority
to kill the minority, man.
579
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:41,558
Fuck the police.
580
00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:44,592
- Holy shit!
- What the fuck?
581
00:36:46,627 --> 00:36:48,178
What the fuck? Get some!
582
00:36:50,014 --> 00:36:51,125
Fuckin' Brad.
583
00:36:55,037 --> 00:36:57,039
Yeah! Hell, yeah.
584
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,380
It don't get no better than that.
585
00:37:01,107 --> 00:37:03,905
Man over all stations, be advised:
Sergeant Colbert is...
586
00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:05,322
wings level.
587
00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:07,162
Can somebody clear him hot?
588
00:37:11,884 --> 00:37:15,197
What, did you give him some
Rolling Stone drugs or something?
589
00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:16,119
No.
590
00:37:16,723 --> 00:37:18,494
What the fuck did you do to him?
591
00:37:19,316 --> 00:37:21,260
{Just }Asked him what he would be
if he wasn't { }Marine.
592
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,219
Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina?
593
00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:25,848
That's my fuckin' dream.
594
00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:31,805
What the fuck?
595
00:37:37,478 --> 00:37:38,733
You fucking rock.
596
00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:43,708
Better now.
597
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,782
Ray, I want you to gather the team.
598
00:37:55,324 --> 00:37:56,253
All right.
599
00:38:00,485 --> 00:38:02,064
Drop your pots, gents.
600
00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:04,921
Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass.
601
00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:14,455
There's something
I've been keeping from you.
602
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:18,861
I wasn't sure we were gonna live
to share this moment.
603
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,167
Fuck yeah!
604
00:38:26,867 --> 00:38:29,333
- Chef Boyardee, the master!
- To celebrate.
605
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,581
- Here, hurry up!
- Trombley, get a fire going.
606
00:38:32,741 --> 00:38:33,741
Walt, here.
607
00:38:35,088 --> 00:38:36,960
You deceiving, conniving,
608
00:38:37,342 --> 00:38:39,213
hebrew motherfucker.
609
00:38:40,122 --> 00:38:43,357
How were you gonna keep
this from your dearest pal Rayray?
610
00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:45,968
I got one more secret to share.
611
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,685
- Juggs!
- No no! Wait! Not yet.
612
00:38:53,846 --> 00:38:55,880
I need some I need some time
with this alone.
613
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,966
- Come on. Just give me one.
- Just calm down.
614
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,401
You'll get your sloppy
seconds with Jasmine.
615
00:39:01,387 --> 00:39:02,819
You gotta share with Trombley.
616
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:04,581
What? He'll kill her!
617
00:39:04,701 --> 00:39:06,914
Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right?
618
00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:09,493
Yeah! All the same
if you're a fucking psycho.
619
00:39:10,905 --> 00:39:13,789
- I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.
- Speaking of which,
620
00:39:14,669 --> 00:39:17,584
one of you guys
still has my girlfriend's picture.
621
00:39:18,306 --> 00:39:19,052
Dude,
622
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,205
I hate to tell you this, but your
girlfriend's is a kind of a whore.
623
00:39:23,325 --> 00:39:24,158
What?
624
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,363
Yeah, last time I saw her,
she was doing all of H&S company.
625
00:39:27,483 --> 00:39:29,053
She doesn't deserve you, man.
626
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:33,018
Brah, civilian food
gives me the munchies!
627
00:39:33,385 --> 00:39:35,135
- Lilley.
- Thanks, Brad.
628
00:39:37,889 --> 00:39:39,139
Arbe are faroni?
629
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,532
What's your problem?
630
00:39:41,652 --> 00:39:43,844
Last time the white man gave
my people something,
631
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,196
it was blankets laced with typhoid.
632
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:48,353
Poke, can't we all just...
633
00:39:48,997 --> 00:39:49,947
get along?
634
00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:53,912
Whopper Jr.,
635
00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,913
you got any tabasco to go with this?
636
00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:57,646
Okay, there it is.
637
00:39:57,950 --> 00:39:59,951
You did just call him Whopper Jr.
638
00:40:00,071 --> 00:40:02,121
Now what the hell is that about?
639
00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:06,758
We call our man Whopper Jr.
because they're sold at Burger King.
640
00:40:08,434 --> 00:40:09,534
Burger King.
641
00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:10,721
Right. B.K.
642
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,641
"Baby killer. "
643
00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:15,934
Trombley's our little Whopper Jr.
ever since he shot those shepherds.
644
00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:21,481
Damn, Brad,
what else you got hidden in the Humvee?
645
00:40:21,642 --> 00:40:22,692
A fat chick?
646
00:40:24,436 --> 00:40:25,873
Shoot some civilians,
647
00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:27,843
you get a reputation. Right?
648
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,070
Walt.
649
00:40:34,988 --> 00:40:36,385
He didn't mean that.
650
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:43,447
Walt.
651
00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:47,361
You're a fuckin' messed up hick.
You can't even eat ravioli.
652
00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:48,967
I'm eating ravioli.
653
00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:52,641
Look at him!
654
00:40:54,604 --> 00:40:58,334
Gents, the final battle against
Saddam's military began this morning
655
00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:01,166
when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river.
656
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,357
The final assault of Baghdad
is under way.
657
00:41:05,026 --> 00:41:06,042
Now,
658
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,712
some of you may have surmised
659
00:41:08,832 --> 00:41:11,998
that this is not a game
for marines in open Humvees,
660
00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:14,270
that while this great battle
is being fought,
661
00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:17,265
you'd be sitting in a field
holding your dicks.
662
00:41:17,857 --> 00:41:19,790
Or if you're in h&s company,
holding our dicks.
663
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:26,922
This is a problem that's been
gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut.
664
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,801
And the solution was right
in front of me the whole time.
665
00:41:34,513 --> 00:41:35,514
Gentlemen,
666
00:41:35,634 --> 00:41:37,281
the northern flank.
667
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:40,776
Above Baghdad, we assume
668
00:41:40,896 --> 00:41:43,295
a significant Republican guard presence,
669
00:41:44,258 --> 00:41:47,651
especially since it's this region that's
the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists.
670
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:51,328
Now it turns out this had been weighing
on the C.G.'s mind
671
00:41:51,448 --> 00:41:53,901
when I went to meet with him last night.
672
00:41:54,777 --> 00:41:58,776
Chaos has committed all three regiments
to the assault from the east here.
673
00:42:00,606 --> 00:42:03,071
There's a town called Baqubah
674
00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:05,377
about 50 kliks north of the city
675
00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:08,964
where an iraqi mechanized
Republican guard division
676
00:42:09,353 --> 00:42:10,893
is unaccounted for.
677
00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:14,355
Okay? Now this leaves
Chaos's northern flank
678
00:42:14,475 --> 00:42:16,548
as tender as the virgin's thigh.
679
00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,105
Until I met with him,
680
00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:24,224
the C.G. thought his only option was
to peel off a mechanized battalion.
681
00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:26,426
As a good officer should,
682
00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:28,296
I gave him another option.
683
00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:31,521
Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah.
684
00:42:32,422 --> 00:42:34,692
Expect morning orders within 30 mikes.
685
00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:37,268
Sir, there's a situation.
686
00:42:38,269 --> 00:42:41,005
Despite our best efforts,
they came up on our comms this morning.
687
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:45,124
They know where we are and they're less
than two kliks from our perimeter.
688
00:42:47,971 --> 00:42:49,981
Sir, we could give them
a tangential mission,
689
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:52,251
maybe task them with guarding H&S?
690
00:42:52,501 --> 00:42:54,551
Major, we can't unfuck this one.
691
00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:57,678
Gentlemen, one other thing:
692
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,141
Delta company will be with us.
693
00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,729
The reservists have arrived.
694
00:43:07,934 --> 00:43:09,484
All right, that's it.
695
00:43:24,485 --> 00:43:26,234
Lt, what's the date today?
696
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,835
Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy.
697
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,081
Yo, Dirty,
698
00:43:36,536 --> 00:43:38,008
you got a donkey dick?
699
00:43:38,128 --> 00:43:39,146
Radiator?
700
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,242
Yeah, wait a minute, Ray.
701
00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:44,767
What the fuck are you doing?
702
00:43:45,314 --> 00:43:46,864
Writing in my journal.
703
00:43:47,415 --> 00:43:48,865
About all this shit?
704
00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:52,105
What, about you're
singlehandedly winning this war?
705
00:43:52,728 --> 00:43:55,234
That's the type of shit
that Cody puts in his little diary.
706
00:43:55,354 --> 00:43:57,192
Look, if they say
we fought valiantly here,
707
00:43:57,312 --> 00:43:59,326
I want 'em to know we fought retarded.
708
00:43:59,446 --> 00:44:01,669
Yeah, 'cause going into towns,
709
00:44:01,789 --> 00:44:04,079
storming an airfield
with no observation.
710
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,785
{Come on, Ray}. I work for Captain America.
You got fick at least.
711
00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:09,709
I've been telling you, Eric,
it don't have to be that way.
712
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,713
One bullet in the head,
our whole platoon is squared away.
713
00:44:12,874 --> 00:44:14,367
Just stow that fuckin' shit.
714
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:18,008
You had your chances like everybody else
and you haven't done it, so fuck you{, man}.
715
00:44:22,969 --> 00:44:24,352
Here comes dumbass.
716
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,041
Well, guys, it's been groovy.
717
00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:29,187
Good work, men.
718
00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:32,367
Yes, sir.
719
00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:35,600
Good.
720
00:44:36,688 --> 00:44:37,745
Good work.
721
00:44:48,705 --> 00:44:51,322
Each man sees things
differently in combat.
722
00:44:52,653 --> 00:44:54,296
Right now at any time, we could die.
723
00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:57,299
It's almost enough
to make you lose your sanity.
724
00:44:57,714 --> 00:45:00,135
To remain calm and stay in a place
where you think you will die,
725
00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:02,646
that too is the definition of insane.
726
00:45:08,084 --> 00:45:10,134
Nate, you have to become insane
727
00:45:10,555 --> 00:45:12,105
to survive in combat.
728
00:45:18,605 --> 00:45:19,523
Yeah.
729
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,210
This is how it comes down to us.
730
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,913
We're on point for the battalion,
731
00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,123
but first we're linking up with war pig.
732
00:45:31,284 --> 00:45:33,873
We're gonna be rolling
with some real ass the fuckin' L.A.Vs.
733
00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:35,252
And good newsbad news,{ Ray}.
734
00:45:35,414 --> 00:45:38,757
They're giving us the L.A.Vs {ut that's }because
they're sending us north of Baghdad,
735
00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:41,384
where all Saddam's people are from.
736
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:45,012
And they don't love us up there
like they do down south.
737
00:45:45,173 --> 00:45:46,997
- So fuck 'em where they live.
- Damn right.
738
00:45:47,117 --> 00:45:49,815
We'll be surrounded by friendlies
until here...
739
00:45:49,935 --> 00:45:51,185
the magic line.
740
00:45:52,481 --> 00:45:54,814
No american unit
has gone past this line.
741
00:45:55,738 --> 00:45:58,388
A couple tried yesterday
and got ambushed.
742
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,350
This...
743
00:46:01,063 --> 00:46:02,474
is badguy country.
744
00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,226
All I right, gents, we got 30 mikes.
745
00:46:10,454 --> 00:46:11,832
Somebody's got to win this.
746
00:46:12,261 --> 00:46:14,611
What the fuck are you all moto about?
747
00:46:15,427 --> 00:46:17,002
Jumpin' jehoshaphat.
748
00:46:18,188 --> 00:46:21,208
Are we that desperate for cannon fodder
that they're clearing out the sick,
749
00:46:21,328 --> 00:46:24,624
- the lame, the crazy?
- Look at you boys?
750
00:46:24,744 --> 00:46:26,555
At what's up with these guys?
751
00:46:26,715 --> 00:46:28,889
- What's up, Dawg?
- Look at these guys.
752
00:46:31,433 --> 00:46:34,437
- How the fuck did you find us?
- I came up
753
00:46:34,598 --> 00:46:35,648
with Delta.
754
00:46:36,337 --> 00:46:37,943
Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude?
755
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,938
Brad, you're not gonna believe it.
It has been madness since day one.
756
00:46:42,058 --> 00:46:44,446
What happened to your
cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar?
757
00:46:44,792 --> 00:46:47,619
Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe
with them air force hotties.
758
00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:50,299
Fuck that, I ain't had a war
since Somalia I had to get some.
759
00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:54,239
But I seriously would not have jumped
ship if it meant rolling with Delta.
760
00:46:54,598 --> 00:46:55,592
{- I understand him. - }What?
761
00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:57,711
- Clusterfuck?
- They're off the hook.
762
00:46:57,997 --> 00:47:00,435
Dude, they don't got any gear or food.
763
00:47:00,555 --> 00:47:02,813
They were pulling escort duty
just to eat.
764
00:47:02,933 --> 00:47:06,417
And then they got to rollin'
into these hamlets and doing these shows
765
00:47:06,537 --> 00:47:10,234
of force you know, cowboy shit for fun.
Like this one time, I swear to god,
766
00:47:10,354 --> 00:47:13,184
they thought it'd be funny to give
these little kids, like, porn mags
767
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,646
like Hustler and Maxim and shit,
768
00:47:16,807 --> 00:47:18,675
show the little hajis
what we're fighting for.
769
00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:21,622
This old Iraqi comes storming out,
770
00:47:21,742 --> 00:47:24,779
starts screaming at our interpreter
about how we're fucking up their morals
771
00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:26,798
or some dumb shit, right?
772
00:47:26,918 --> 00:47:29,834
And he's super fucking pissed.
The old man's got an R.P.G.
773
00:47:30,173 --> 00:47:31,244
What?
774
00:47:31,404 --> 00:47:34,789
Delta fuckin' freaks.
They lob like 26 mark-19 rounds.
775
00:47:35,115 --> 00:47:36,474
They fuck up the whole hamlet.
776
00:47:36,683 --> 00:47:38,443
- Fuck.
- Bull-fucking-shit.
777
00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:40,377
Ollie North filmed
the whole fucking thing.
778
00:47:40,497 --> 00:47:41,779
{- What?}The Oliver North?
779
00:47:41,899 --> 00:47:45,717
Oliver fuckin' North was standing there
with a camera crew from Fox
780
00:47:46,084 --> 00:47:49,087
filming the whole {uckin' }thing like it was
the turning point in the fucking war.
781
00:47:49,207 --> 00:47:51,623
These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. cops
782
00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:54,965
and D.E.A. agents
and fucking air marshals.
783
00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:56,394
You know what I mean?
784
00:47:56,554 --> 00:48:00,481
And they're led by this Napoleon douche
who is like a Corporal
785
00:48:00,642 --> 00:48:04,069
or some shit in Albuquerque P.D.
I swear to god,
786
00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:07,280
this motherfucker has got cattle horns
787
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,074
- on his Humvee.
- This is so colossally retarded,
788
00:48:10,194 --> 00:48:13,203
- I can't even say anything about it.
- Godfather knows.
789
00:48:13,630 --> 00:48:17,201
He's been ducking us on the comms
for the past couple weeks.
790
00:48:17,321 --> 00:48:18,708
But they're here now, brad,
791
00:48:19,311 --> 00:48:21,333
and they're rolling with you.
792
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,923
No fuckin' way.
We're working with reservists?
793
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,961
That's some bullshit.
794
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,303
Look at this motherfucker.
795
00:48:33,612 --> 00:48:36,167
Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying.
796
00:48:38,063 --> 00:48:40,005
That's a real marine.
797
00:48:42,218 --> 00:48:43,234
Fick!
798
00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:50,382
We're out of our M.O.P.P.S.
799
00:48:50,835 --> 00:48:52,648
- Right now.
- Yes, sir.
800
00:48:53,633 --> 00:48:55,671
You can actually see it
rolling downhill.
801
00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:56,611
Yep,
802
00:48:56,731 --> 00:48:57,914
here it comes.
803
00:48:58,476 --> 00:48:59,783
Change in S.O.P.
804
00:49:00,201 --> 00:49:03,545
Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min
to get right, then we're red-con one.
805
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:07,506
- We're back in cammies!
- So fresh and so clean.
806
00:49:10,128 --> 00:49:11,870
Fuck, I don't have bootpants.
807
00:49:12,556 --> 00:49:14,785
My balls smell like Jack's mouth.
808
00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:17,475
How do you know
what his mouth smells like?
809
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,510
'cause my balls were in it.
810
00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:22,063
What the fuck do they do
over there, man?
811
00:49:22,854 --> 00:49:25,735
No, really, if we're not
in our M.O.P.P. suits,
812
00:49:25,855 --> 00:49:28,291
that means there's no W.M.Ds
813
00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:32,637
If there's no W.M.D.S,
then why are we here in the first place?
814
00:49:33,026 --> 00:49:35,319
I knew you were a fucking
gay-ass liberal.
815
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:38,267
You tried to pretend
by invading iraq with us, but I knew.
816
00:49:38,387 --> 00:49:41,733
I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that
the whole point of us being here?
817
00:49:42,255 --> 00:49:45,367
The point is we get to
kill people, you dumb fuck.
818
00:49:46,877 --> 00:49:48,860
What's the difference anyway, man?
819
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:49,909
I mean,
820
00:49:50,293 --> 00:49:51,818
the war's almost over.
821
00:49:51,938 --> 00:49:54,366
We're just about done with this bitch.
822
00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:59,751
Shit, man, they're taking everything.
823
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:01,686
Yeah,
824
00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:03,839
they're pretty much liberated
around here.
825
00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,590
Ray, stay focused.
826
00:50:06,372 --> 00:50:09,043
- We have a mission.
- Yeah, some mission...
827
00:50:09,163 --> 00:50:11,129
"cross the magic line. "
828
00:50:11,732 --> 00:50:14,042
What the fuck can that be all about?
829
00:50:16,486 --> 00:50:19,047
That's us. War pig, then recon.
830
00:50:19,859 --> 00:50:21,768
The line is on 34 northern.
831
00:50:22,242 --> 00:50:24,273
On the other side? The Iraqis.
832
00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,048
And they're mechanized.
833
00:50:28,553 --> 00:50:29,622
Focus, Ray.
834
00:50:30,525 --> 00:50:31,338
Focus.
835
00:50:46,808 --> 00:50:48,254
Watch for mines, Ray.
836
00:50:48,374 --> 00:50:50,588
Remember, this is bad-guy country.
837
00:50:52,622 --> 00:50:55,073
Reporter, do you know
what you're supposed to do
838
00:50:55,193 --> 00:50:59,192
if the Humvee gets hit by a mine?
You're supposed to curl up like a bitch.
839
00:50:59,362 --> 00:51:02,647
- Trombley, make nice.
- You know how to curl up like a bitch,
840
00:51:02,767 --> 00:51:04,217
don't you, reporter?
841
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,321
What is believed to bethe final assault
on the city's defenders.
842
00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,925
And now for cricket...
843
00:51:11,874 --> 00:51:14,599
BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass
on Baghdad.
844
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,728
And we're out here
in the fucking sticks.
845
00:51:19,963 --> 00:51:21,732
Man, turn that shit off.
846
00:51:22,172 --> 00:51:26,153
...disappointing results, "but,"
he said, "there's always a next time. "
847
00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:30,306
We're out here under the radar
where nobody knows we're here.
848
00:51:31,128 --> 00:51:32,124
Hopefully,
849
00:51:32,809 --> 00:51:34,696
it'll fuckin' stay that way.
850
00:51:40,961 --> 00:51:43,325
Once more into the great good night.
851
00:51:44,512 --> 00:51:45,544
"Cry havoc
852
00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:48,209
"and let slip the dogs of war. "
853
00:51:48,369 --> 00:51:49,398
Man,
854
00:51:49,518 --> 00:51:53,498
when I get home, I am gonna eat
the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.
855
00:51:53,785 --> 00:51:55,235
Is that Shakespeare?
856
00:51:55,911 --> 00:51:57,645
Shakespeare wrote that?
857
00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,137
About his girlfriend's pussy?
858
00:52:01,424 --> 00:52:03,064
Godfather, Godfather.
859
00:52:05,762 --> 00:52:09,189
I take it the L.A.Vs in front of us
just crossedthe magic line.
860
00:52:09,349 --> 00:52:12,800
The L.A.Vs report enemy contact
on both sides of the road.
861
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,611
Rockets, mortars and machine guns.
862
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,158
Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire
to our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out.
863
00:52:26,549 --> 00:52:27,749
I have no targets.
864
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,562
No targets.
865
00:52:34,999 --> 00:52:36,466
Walt, what are you shooting at?
866
00:52:36,626 --> 00:52:38,551
I got muzzle flashes behind those walls.
867
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,891
Hold on, buddy!
That's a fuckin'village over there.
868
00:52:45,051 --> 00:52:47,852
- I see fuckin' fire coming in.
- Not from the houses!
869
00:52:48,479 --> 00:52:50,121
There are people in that village{, Walt}.
870
00:52:50,241 --> 00:52:52,590
- All Hitman Two...
- They ain't shooting at us.
871
00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:55,260
...one-six north on route green. Break.
872
00:52:56,222 --> 00:52:58,863
They've made contact
with a squad-sized force. Over.
873
00:52:58,983 --> 00:52:59,926
Roger.
874
00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:01,942
- {Ray, }Halt the vehicle.
- All right.
875
00:53:02,062 --> 00:53:03,398
L.A.Vs have stopped.
876
00:53:11,131 --> 00:53:13,235
Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break!
877
00:53:13,964 --> 00:53:16,256
My God. Is he crying?
878
00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:17,799
No, he's not.
879
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:19,067
He's just nervous.
880
00:53:19,187 --> 00:53:21,346
We're gonna die
if they don't get us out of here!
881
00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:23,012
They sent us to die!
882
00:53:23,172 --> 00:53:24,471
Okay, fuck it. He's crying.
883
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,310
All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two.
884
00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:30,780
Be advised, the L.A.Vs are egressing
to the south. Break.
885
00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,262
We{'re} pull{ing} back into a defensive position
and dropping mortars. Over.
886
00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,471
{Yeah, }That's a solid copy.
887
00:53:36,591 --> 00:53:38,978
Trombley, the L.A.Vs
will be coming up on our left.
888
00:53:39,098 --> 00:53:40,248
Do not engage.
889
00:53:41,012 --> 00:53:43,027
If you do, they'll schwack us.
890
00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:49,569
Jesus Christ.
891
00:53:49,819 --> 00:53:51,123
Tracers skipping around us.
892
00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:54,149
That's our own guys,
shooting down the axis of our convoy.
893
00:53:54,269 --> 00:53:55,995
All Hitman Two Victors,
hold your fire...
894
00:53:56,115 --> 00:53:57,643
Fucking reservists.
895
00:53:57,763 --> 00:53:58,881
Hold, Delta. Over.
896
00:54:00,927 --> 00:54:03,577
Is that the reservists firing
on the ville?
897
00:54:03,982 --> 00:54:05,832
- Walt!
- It's Delta.
898
00:54:06,434 --> 00:54:08,370
They're laying down F.P.F.
on the village.
899
00:54:08,490 --> 00:54:11,172
- It's all fucked up.
- Get those guys on the net.
900
00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:14,542
Man, they got passed down.
We have no comms with Delta.
901
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,899
I don't know, maybe the fucking retards
will just run out of ammo.
902
00:54:18,061 --> 00:54:20,511
God damn,
this is gonna be a long night.
903
00:54:26,778 --> 00:54:28,601
This is Assassin One. We are set.
904
00:54:28,721 --> 00:54:31,124
Assassin One, this is Assassin Two...
905
00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:34,010
Assassin One Two,
this is Assassin One Three,
906
00:54:34,130 --> 00:54:37,780
we have local enemy entrenched
400 meters to the north. Break.
907
00:54:38,434 --> 00:54:40,173
Possible enemy mortar position.
908
00:54:40,293 --> 00:54:42,619
- North 1,000 meters. Interrogative.
- Stay in line!
909
00:54:42,739 --> 00:54:46,289
Are you in the position to observe
and persecute the target?
910
00:54:46,698 --> 00:54:49,056
Assassin One Three,
this is Assassin One Two.
911
00:54:49,176 --> 00:54:50,391
We are static.
912
00:54:51,426 --> 00:54:54,064
Stand by while I roll
the Godfather back.
913
00:54:54,382 --> 00:54:56,773
Assassin One Two out. Break break.
914
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,038
They all got blankets on
to hide their heat signatures,
915
00:55:12,158 --> 00:55:13,538
right, Sergeant Colbert?
916
00:55:16,462 --> 00:55:20,312
A week ago, they didn't know
we could see their thermals at night.
917
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,349
Now they're adapting.
918
00:55:25,806 --> 00:55:27,475
Didn't work for that guy.
919
00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:28,986
- Get down!
- No!
920
00:55:35,846 --> 00:55:36,970
Cease fire!
921
00:55:37,842 --> 00:55:39,872
Cease fucking fire, Sergeant!
922
00:55:40,912 --> 00:55:41,912
Sergeant!
923
00:55:42,450 --> 00:55:45,738
- Cease fire, motherfucker!
- Cease fire!
924
00:55:46,961 --> 00:55:48,240
Cease fire now!
925
00:55:49,778 --> 00:55:51,289
Cease fucking fire!
926
00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:54,884
Sergeant! What the fuck?
927
00:55:55,004 --> 00:55:57,013
My staff Sergeant told me
to engage all movement.
928
00:55:57,133 --> 00:55:59,127
What are you doing?
You dumb motherfucker,
929
00:55:59,287 --> 00:56:00,968
you realize you're shooting at Marines?
930
00:56:01,088 --> 00:56:02,652
I saw an Iraqi helmet.
931
00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:05,171
I got this, Corporal.
932
00:56:06,056 --> 00:56:06,884
Fuck.
933
00:56:07,318 --> 00:56:09,216
Two Actual, this is Two One.
934
00:56:09,336 --> 00:56:11,093
Who the fuck is shooting at us?
935
00:56:11,213 --> 00:56:13,238
Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta!
936
00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:15,622
They fucking love shooting Mexicans.
937
00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:17,357
It was Alpha, Gabe.
938
00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:18,515
Alpha.
939
00:56:19,162 --> 00:56:20,428
Mistakes happen.
940
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,294
Two One Actual, what's your status?
941
00:56:24,645 --> 00:56:27,731
Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans,
even Mexicans.
942
00:56:44,788 --> 00:56:46,638
Hitman Two, this is Two One.
943
00:56:46,961 --> 00:56:50,051
This is accurate mortar fire.
Request permission to egress.
944
00:56:50,476 --> 00:56:52,832
Negative.
Our orders are to hold our position.
945
00:56:52,952 --> 00:56:54,990
We're blocking for Alpha. Over.
946
00:56:55,110 --> 00:56:58,260
- There's a fuckin' braindead idea.
- That's a hold.
947
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:00,061
We're covering Alpha's assault.
948
00:57:04,018 --> 00:57:04,871
Brad.
949
00:57:06,218 --> 00:57:09,009
Check out the retard
cas-evacing lamb chops.
950
00:57:12,526 --> 00:57:15,178
Man, that's fucking intense
when you think about it, homes.
951
00:57:15,298 --> 00:57:17,154
{I mean, }Here's this poor farmer
who's out there...
952
00:57:17,274 --> 00:57:18,711
{Ray, }Shut the fuck up.
953
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,602
Fucking fish in a barrel.
954
00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:52,656
Same motherfuckers
who tried to smoke your ass.
955
00:58:00,116 --> 00:58:01,958
...the most dramatic pictures
are showing
956
00:58:02,118 --> 00:58:04,399
American Marines in Baghdad city center
957
00:58:04,519 --> 00:58:07,160
pulling down a giant statue
of Saddam Hussein.
958
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,946
Fighting seems to have come to an end...
959
00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:11,431
- Turn that shit off.
- All right, fine.
960
00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:15,971
Apparently, these motherfuckers
up here don't listen to the BBC.
961
00:58:16,133 --> 00:58:18,365
No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad.
962
00:58:27,222 --> 00:58:28,150
Grab the mag.
963
00:58:30,622 --> 00:58:33,825
- How about this guy over here?
- No, man, over here, J.J.
964
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:36,547
- Bobby, use my camera too, man.
- Damn!
965
00:58:37,945 --> 00:58:40,288
- Fucking reservists, man.
- Just take the fucking photo.
966
00:58:42,055 --> 00:58:43,844
Be careful, Dan.
R.P.G. could be mined.
967
00:58:43,964 --> 00:58:45,998
Don't pick shit up till you check it.
968
00:58:46,118 --> 00:58:47,253
Copy that.
969
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,139
- Get up. Get the fuck up.
- No no no.
970
00:58:58,299 --> 00:58:59,472
- Come on.
- Okay.
971
00:58:59,592 --> 00:59:00,970
- Okay, okay.
- Now.
972
00:59:04,946 --> 00:59:06,510
Got you covered, Eric.
973
00:59:06,765 --> 00:59:07,565
Hands.
974
00:59:08,431 --> 00:59:09,233
Come on.
975
00:59:10,031 --> 00:59:10,883
Hands.
976
00:59:12,477 --> 00:59:13,499
Thank you.
977
00:59:14,570 --> 00:59:16,907
You saved our asses.
{This is }It's the 1st real fighting we've seen.
978
00:59:17,067 --> 00:59:19,744
- You move and I'll blow your {ucking }head off.
- I have a family!
979
00:59:23,402 --> 00:59:25,822
We ought to cut his throat
like in the Chechen soldier video?
980
00:59:28,163 --> 00:59:30,478
Captain, sir... sir, what are you...
981
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,199
Sir. Intimidation tactic.
982
00:59:33,981 --> 00:59:36,531
Sir, we got this situation
under control.
983
00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:39,055
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Bombs!
984
00:59:40,101 --> 00:59:42,123
We got a live one, men!
985
00:59:42,243 --> 00:59:43,475
Cover him, Redman.
986
00:59:46,218 --> 00:59:47,601
You motherfuckers.
987
00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:51,132
I'm sorry I shook your hand.
You abused that prisoner.
988
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,419
Bravo Two, stay on line.
989
01:00:05,006 --> 01:00:07,083
- Hold your fire.
- No Saddam.
990
01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:10,286
Come.
991
01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:16,983
Looks like you won
some hearts and minds, sir.
992
01:00:17,103 --> 01:00:18,411
And some tongue.
993
01:00:23,768 --> 01:00:25,475
Check it out! We got their colors!
994
01:00:25,727 --> 01:00:26,527
Yeah!
995
01:00:28,588 --> 01:00:30,164
I love killing people!
996
01:00:30,509 --> 01:00:32,775
- Please, I'm a very low soldier.
- Fuck that.
997
01:00:33,221 --> 01:00:34,652
You were waiting to kill us.
998
01:00:35,259 --> 01:00:36,737
You didn't put your weapon down.
999
01:00:36,897 --> 01:00:40,670
I'm afraid if we put our weapons down,
the police will come and beat us.
1000
01:00:40,790 --> 01:00:42,633
Everybody under Saddam is silent.
1001
01:00:42,753 --> 01:00:44,835
If he say we go to war
with America, we say "good. "
1002
01:00:44,955 --> 01:00:47,123
If he say we don't go to war
with America, we say "good. "
1003
01:00:47,283 --> 01:00:48,421
Shit yeah.
1004
01:00:48,541 --> 01:00:51,124
- We can't drop our weapons either.
- We got orders.
1005
01:00:51,244 --> 01:00:53,671
- Next stop is Baghdad.
- Sweet, man.
1006
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:58,057
I don't want any war crimes in the back
of my truck. Untie his hands.
1007
01:00:58,177 --> 01:00:59,559
Give him some water.
1008
01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:03,812
You letting me go?
1009
01:01:04,523 --> 01:01:05,873
How can I go home?
1010
01:01:06,255 --> 01:01:08,138
My sergeant, he sees me,
1011
01:01:08,258 --> 01:01:11,529
- he find out I didn't fight.
- Negro, ain't no Saddam.
1012
01:01:12,116 --> 01:01:14,442
Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army.
1013
01:01:16,008 --> 01:01:18,158
You ain't got a sergeant no more.
1014
01:01:18,435 --> 01:01:22,337
Either we killed his ass already or shit
he be running away faster than you.
1015
01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:23,507
Feelin' me?
1016
01:01:23,821 --> 01:01:25,683
You're going to Baghdad, my friend.
1017
01:01:25,803 --> 01:01:27,697
We got
a prisoner collection center there.
1018
01:01:27,817 --> 01:01:28,667
Baghdad?
1019
01:01:29,539 --> 01:01:30,395
For free?
1020
01:01:30,515 --> 01:01:32,481
I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you.
I'm so happy.
1021
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:33,836
It's all good, playboy.
1022
01:01:33,996 --> 01:01:36,997
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
1023
01:01:43,951 --> 01:01:45,469
Contact, two kliks!
1024
01:01:49,449 --> 01:01:50,885
What the fuck, man?
1025
01:01:51,717 --> 01:01:54,881
Don't these fucking guys know
that we won the war already?
1026
01:01:57,269 --> 01:01:59,519
We got ambushed all the way up here.
1027
01:02:00,057 --> 01:02:03,207
There still could be some
bad guys who want to play.
1028
01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,465
God damn it, Ray.
1029
01:02:12,506 --> 01:02:14,385
No country music.
1030
01:02:15,491 --> 01:02:16,295
Okay?
1031
01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:17,467
Dude,
1032
01:02:17,587 --> 01:02:20,202
it's not a country song,
it's a cowboy song.
1033
01:02:31,716 --> 01:02:33,766
I hate to break it to you, Ray,
1034
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,648
but there are no cowboys.
1035
01:03:29,254 --> 01:03:30,727
I don't give a fuckwhat you write.
1036
01:03:30,847 --> 01:03:33,866
It's gonna come out all liberal
media bullshit spin on it anyway.
1037
01:03:33,986 --> 01:03:36,030
Seriously, what am I supposed to do
1038
01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,231
with all this bullshit
you guys constantly talk?
1039
01:03:38,351 --> 01:03:40,408
You think I'm some sort
of racist psycho redneck?
1040
01:03:40,528 --> 01:03:41,591
What, you ain't?
1041
01:03:41,711 --> 01:03:45,219
And you ain't some fucking
militant taco-bender revolutionary?
1042
01:03:45,339 --> 01:03:48,414
See, reporter? No outsider
can understand how we really are.
1043
01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:49,809
We're all fucking brothers.
1044
01:03:49,929 --> 01:03:52,814
- And we're all fucking alpha males{, too}.
- We{'ve} gotta constantly test each other.
1045
01:03:52,934 --> 01:03:55,772
All we do is fight for position
in the pack, dawg.
1046
01:03:55,892 --> 01:03:58,616
All that training we do,
the martial arts, to grappling...
1047
01:03:58,736 --> 01:04:00,911
is for practice,
but it's also for real,
1048
01:04:01,031 --> 01:04:02,769
to achieve dominance
over a motherfucker.
1049
01:04:02,889 --> 01:04:04,277
We do the same thing mentally.
1050
01:04:04,438 --> 01:04:05,631
It's prison rules, dawg.
1051
01:04:05,751 --> 01:04:07,779
We probe for any fucking weakness
we can find...
1052
01:04:07,899 --> 01:04:09,964
family, race, brains, looks...
1053
01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:13,210
anything you have on a motherfucker,
you wear it the fuck out.
1054
01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,182
Being a Marine
isn't about words, anyways.
1055
01:04:15,302 --> 01:04:16,789
It's about your fucking actions.
1056
01:04:17,023 --> 01:04:20,451
{Back home }In the civilian world, a fool slaps a
"protect the planet" sticker on his car,
1057
01:04:20,571 --> 01:04:22,526
suddenly he's all about
the environment and shit.
1058
01:04:22,646 --> 01:04:24,472
Don't matter that he {still }drives
that fucking car,
1059
01:04:24,592 --> 01:04:26,314
fires up his computer and video games
1060
01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:28,496
and cell phone every night
with electricity made
1061
01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:31,891
from nuclear power, coal and
fucking melted baby seal oil.
1062
01:04:32,011 --> 01:04:34,041
"nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker
on my shit,
1063
01:04:34,161 --> 01:04:36,215
"so I'm all about saving
the fucking planet. "
1064
01:04:36,335 --> 01:04:38,053
In our fucking Marine corps civilization
1065
01:04:38,173 --> 01:04:39,956
it don't matter
what a motherfucker says.
1066
01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:41,531
Only thing that matters is, dawg,
1067
01:04:41,651 --> 01:04:43,700
when you charge
that motherfucking machinegun
1068
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:46,402
when the motherfucker tells you
to charge the motherfucking machinegun.
1069
01:04:46,522 --> 01:04:48,903
Shit, everybody in this platoon
is a hard charger.
1070
01:04:49,023 --> 01:04:51,795
Marines bitch about everything, man...
chow, fucking moron officers,
1071
01:04:51,915 --> 01:04:53,218
no time for a combat jack...
1072
01:04:53,338 --> 01:04:56,497
{But }You {will }never hear a Marine in this platoon
bitch that we could die at any second.
1073
01:04:56,617 --> 01:04:58,413
- Hell no.
- That's what we signed up for.
1074
01:04:58,533 --> 01:04:59,914
Hoorah that, motherfucker.
1075
01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:03,002
Fucking care if some latte-sipping
bisexual college student
1076
01:05:03,122 --> 01:05:05,239
reading about Justin Timberlake
in "Rolling Stone"
1077
01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:07,515
thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker?
Fuck no.
1078
01:05:07,635 --> 01:05:09,743
I'd give my life
for any brother in here.
1079
01:05:09,863 --> 01:05:11,893
I know any one of them
would do the same for me.
1080
01:05:12,013 --> 01:05:15,022
You think it matters
if I call fucking T a nigger?
1081
01:05:15,142 --> 01:05:19,141
Fucking love that big dark green marine
and his big old beautiful nigger dick.
1082
01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:21,355
Love all my dirty spic brothers here.
1083
01:05:21,475 --> 01:05:25,326
And I love this fucking cracker-ass
inbred racist peckerwood fuck.
1084
01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:28,376
I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do.
1085
01:05:28,496 --> 01:05:30,201
'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls.
1086
01:05:30,321 --> 01:05:31,864
Want to touch 'em, reporter?
1087
01:05:32,087 --> 01:05:33,076
No. Thanks.
1088
01:05:34,536 --> 01:05:37,879
Look, man, I joined the Marine corps
10 days after I graduated high school.
1089
01:05:37,999 --> 01:05:41,256
I went to school with all these
rich kids at St. Tammany's parish,
1090
01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:42,713
but I was an apartment kid.
1091
01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:45,727
My mom worked. I worked summers
digging footings on the weekends.
1092
01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:47,763
I was a dishwasher
at D'Angelo's pizzeria.
1093
01:05:47,883 --> 01:05:49,496
I busted my ass.
1094
01:05:49,616 --> 01:05:51,828
Became a recon Marine since I was 19.
1095
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,174
My shit is tight as fuck.
1096
01:05:53,294 --> 01:05:55,357
I know that, my brothers
in this platoon know that,
1097
01:05:55,477 --> 01:05:56,889
so fuck all of you.
1098
01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:01,981
Damn, war scribe, you just spit
on my fucking rack, dawg.
1099
01:06:02,101 --> 01:06:03,576
- Where?
- There.
1100
01:06:04,598 --> 01:06:06,605
You see that pile
of dried camel dung?
1101
01:06:06,725 --> 01:06:09,992
That's my fucking pillow, dawg.
You fucking spit on it, fool.
1102
01:06:10,352 --> 01:06:12,210
You're a heinous-asswhite boy.
1103
01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:13,365
I'm sorry.