1 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,471 [knocking at door] - Open. 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,306 - Hey. - Yo. Yo. 3 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,895 - Thanks for letting me watch TV over here. 4 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,814 - I thought your mom just bought a huge new TV last month. 5 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,316 - She did, but you know that senator she's been dating? 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,568 - Uh-huh. - He stole it. 7 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,237 - A senator stole your TV? 8 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,741 - Yeah, turns out he wasn't a real senator. 9 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:36,036 - I told your mom there was no such state as New Kentucky. 10 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,121 - Hey, what's your password to buy a pay-per-view show? 11 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,498 - Why? What are we watching? 12 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,916 - The Shelby Marx fight. 13 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,042 - Who is Shelby Marx? - Uh, try the best female 14 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,838 fighter in the entire CFC and she's only 15. 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,923 - We're gonna pay to watch two girls fight? 16 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,424 - Yeah, what's your pay-per-view password? 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,968 - Well, wait, I have to check with Spencer 18 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,051 and make sure that it's okay before-- 19 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,595 - 1234? - Yes. 20 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,599 [knocking] 21 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,810 - Hey, you guys want to work on-- 22 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,521 - No, stop talking. - Why? 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,605 - 'Cause you never say anything interesting. 24 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,190 Now, shh! 25 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,692 - What's her deal? 26 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,610 - She's all excited about this Shelby Marx fight. 27 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,237 - Shelby Marx is fighting tonight? 28 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,780 - Has everyone heard about this girl but me? 29 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,323 - Yes. - Yeah. 30 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,826 - She is crazy hot. 31 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,454 She can kick me in the face any day. 32 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,290 - Shelby Marx's foot is too good for your face. 33 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:27,963 - Hola muchachas y muchacho. - Hey. - Hey, what's up? - Oh, Limp Bizkit. 34 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,215 Hey, hey, hey. It's Shelby. 35 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,842 - Hello, fight fans, welcome... 36 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:35,262 - Man, she is smoking hot. - She's a fighting machine. 37 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,681 - Her shorts are so cute. - [sneezes loudly] 38 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,516 - The fight everybody is talking about. 39 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,019 - Okay, how do I make that girl my future wife? 40 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:44,103 - I thought you wanted me to be your future wife. 41 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,231 - Could that happen? - Could not happen. 42 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,650 - [sneezes] 43 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:52,988 - Ugh! Dude, you got sneeze goo on the back of my neck. 44 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,323 - Sorry. - You got a cold? 45 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,534 - No, allergies. - Bad allergies. 46 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,955 - Yeah, but not after-- not after this year. 47 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,623 You know that doctor who lives here in our building? 48 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,416 - In apartment 7B? - No. 49 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,544 The guy in 7B just likes to dress up like a doctor. 50 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,880 Don't ever talk to him. 51 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:12,257 I meant Dr. Dresdin in 10G-- 52 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,216 [sneezes] 53 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,509 and he's-- [knocking] 54 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,971 Here right now. [sneezes] Coming. 55 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,179 [groans] 56 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,849 - Hey, Spencer. 57 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,350 - Hey, Doc, did you bring medicine? 58 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,227 - Here you go. - Awesome. 59 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,522 - Now, remember you have to take these for the full 30 days 60 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,984 and then you should never have allergies again. 61 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,902 - That's amazing. - How come everyone 62 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,904 with allergies doesn't take that stuff? 63 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,907 - 'Cause this medicine was just recently approved. 64 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,575 Well, not here in the U.S. 65 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:42,245 But it was approved in Cuba and some parts of Canada. 66 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:47,626 - Well, are you sure it's okay for--are you sure-- 67 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,087 - I think you should take it. 68 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,673 But I have to warn you about the side effects. 69 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,299 - What side effects? - Itching, sweating, 70 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,884 loss of short-term memory, 71 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,345 being thirsty, drowsy, muscle spasms. 72 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,472 - That's a lot of side effects. 73 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,849 - You want to get rid of your allergies? 74 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,643 - [sneezes] Yes. - Take those pills. 75 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:08,480 - Okay, you are the doctor. 76 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,858 You are a doctor, right? 77 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,819 - Yes. Good luck. 78 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,407 - Okay, everybody shut up, the fight's about to start. 79 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:26,247 - Wait. Channel 326. That's pay-per-view. 80 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,750 - It's only 80 bucks. - 80! 81 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,627 - Unless you order it in hi-def, 82 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,546 which I did, so it's actually 100 bucks. 83 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,298 - 100 bucks? - Shh! Here we go. 84 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,010 - Rising star Shelby Marx at only 15 years old 85 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,721 is by far the youngest fighter in the CFC female division. 86 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,305 - But no one's been able to beat her yet. 87 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,725 - True, but that could change tonight as she takes 88 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,643 on 26-year-old champion Maya Feckner. 89 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,562 - [sneezes] - That's enough. 90 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,815 [whistle blows] - Fight. 91 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,608 - Come on, Shelby. - Give her the right! 92 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,443 - You got to take her down. - Come on! 93 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:59,114 - Come on, Shelby. - Ooh! 94 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,033 - Go, Shelby! 95 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:04,786 [both grunting] 96 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,330 all: Whoa! - That had to hurt. 97 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,584 - Oh, what a hit. 98 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,005 Yeah! 99 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,298 - Go, Shelby! 100 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:24,305 She's an animal! I love her! 101 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,684 - A hundred bucks. 102 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:31,479 - Feckner in trouble. - Feckner in trouble! 103 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,690 - She's got her in an arm lock. 104 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:37,318 - And Maya Feckner taps out. [bell rings] 105 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,530 - It's over? - It's over! 106 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:43,200 - Shelby Marx has just shocked the world by becoming 107 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,868 the youngest female champion 108 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,828 in the history of CFC fighting. 109 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,789 - Ooh! Yeah! Shelby! [knocking] 110 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,916 - She's my girl. - Oh, she's so awesome. 111 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,291 - Yeah. 112 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,544 - Hey, did you take any of those allergy pills yet? 113 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,504 - No, not yet. - Ooh. 114 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,715 These are the allergy pills. 115 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,552 My dog has worms. 116 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,391 - In five, four, three, two... 117 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:11,686 [upbeat music] 118 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,064 - ♪ I know you see ♪ 119 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,066 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 120 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:20,779 [together] ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 121 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,157 - ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 122 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,075 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 123 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:30,289 [together] ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 124 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:33,416 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 125 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,376 - ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 126 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,840 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 127 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,549 [together] ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 128 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,511 - ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 129 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,306 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 130 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:50,142 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 131 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,186 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 132 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:55,396 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 133 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,983 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 134 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,068 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 135 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,737 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 136 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:15,416 [laughter] 137 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,960 - Okay, and that completes 138 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,213 our five-part series on toes with fros. 139 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,008 Okay, as you know, Sam and I 140 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,843 always like to keep you guys up to date on what's cool. 141 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,054 - So now we're gonna show you the baddest, 142 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,972 most butt-kickingest girl in the world. 143 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,640 - Her name is Shelby Marx. 144 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,433 - And in case you haven't seen her yet, Freddie, 145 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,144 roll the clip. 146 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,854 - Play back. 147 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:46,281 - Okay, Shelby is one seriously tough chick. 148 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,076 - Oh, I don't know Carls, I think you could take her. 149 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,619 - Yeah, right. You hear that Shelby Marx? 150 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,706 I could kick your butt, anytime, anywhere. 151 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,042 Let's go, Shelby. 152 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,920 - She's just kidding. - Totally kidding. 153 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,671 - Carly couldn't beat up my cat. 154 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,798 - And her cat only has three legs. 155 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,301 - Carly, not a tough girl. - But I do wear cute skirts. 156 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:17,938 - Oh, hey girls, oh, argh! 157 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,689 You guys doing homework? Oh! 158 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,900 - What is wrong with you? 159 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,444 - Ah, it's just a side effect from the allergy pills I'm taking. I've been itchy all day. 160 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,322 Oh. Ah! 161 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,284 - Um, maybe you should stop taking those allergy pills. 162 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,785 - No way. 163 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,328 I haven't sneezed once since last night. 164 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,788 Getting rid of my allergies forever, 165 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,165 it's totally worth a little scratching. 166 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,294 Oh, my poor itchy thigh. 167 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,962 - Don't we use that spoon to cook with? 168 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,922 - Uh-huh. 169 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,007 Hey, don't we have a tube of anti-itch cream somewhere. 170 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,135 - Yeah, check the medicine cabinet in the hall bathroom. 171 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,888 - Okay. - Hi, sorry to barge in. Move. 172 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,514 - Freddie. - Have you been online? 173 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,350 - No, not for a few hours. Why, what's-- 174 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,726 - Oh, this is bad. 175 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:57,936 - Oh, man, did someone post more pics 176 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,772 of my mom in her bikini? 177 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,024 - This is worse. - What could be worse than-- 178 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,652 - Look. - I could kick your butt. 179 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,279 You hear that, Shelby Marx? 180 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,115 - I could kick your butt. - Anytime, anywhere. 181 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:13,118 - Let's go, Shelby. - That's so stupid. 182 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,369 - It's dangerous. 183 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,870 - What are you freaking on about? 184 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,497 Fans re-edit "iCarly" stuff all the time. 185 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,790 - But people are taking this seriously. 186 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,875 Listen to some of the comments. 187 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,836 That Carly chick is out of her mind. 188 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:26,006 Bring on the fight. Shelby would destroy that twig. 189 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,757 - Twig? - I'm not a twig, 190 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,677 and I'm getting curvier every day. 191 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,471 - I know. - Eyes up, dude. 192 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,308 - You're making a big old deal out of nothing. 193 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,435 - But this video's been viewed almost half a million times. 194 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,686 - So? 195 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,229 - So what if Shelby Marx sees it? 196 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,689 - Dude, she's a world class professional fighter. 197 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,149 She trains, like, ten hours a day. 198 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,524 - Yeah, I seriously doubt she spends her time 199 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,860 watching videos online. 200 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,236 - But maybe she-- - Oh! 201 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,409 What goes on? 202 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,952 [doorbell rings] 203 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,455 - I'll get it. Coming. 204 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,835 - Carly, hi. 205 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,504 I'm Shelby Marx. 206 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,552 I saw your video about me. 207 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:15,013 - Oh, you did? Wow. 208 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:18,225 That's so cool, because--[screams] 209 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,276 - Would you scratch my back with this golf club? 210 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,835 - Uh, maybe this wasn't such a great idea. 211 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,587 - No, no, this is the best idea ever. 212 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,676 Spencer, will you hurry up and find Carly already! 213 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,804 - I looked under her bed, 214 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,681 in every closet, on the fire escape. 215 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,641 Oh, there's a big itch. Oh! 216 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,939 - Just go find Carly. - Okay! 217 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,525 - Hey, Shelby. I made you some raisin bread toast. 218 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,527 - What? 219 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,112 - Oh, this is pathetic. 220 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,199 - Ah, thanks, but raisins kind of creep me out. 221 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,035 - Oh, well, I can get rid of the raisins. 222 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,502 There you go, raisin free. 223 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,003 - You also creep me out. 224 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,049 - [screams] 225 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,010 - Ooh, I think Spencer found Carly. 226 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,845 - Let me go. - Listen to what she has to say. 227 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,140 - She's going to kick me in the face. - No she won't. 228 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,392 - You're getting itch cream all over my outfit. - It'll wash out. Just relax. 229 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,518 - Spencer! - Calm down! 230 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,685 - Let me go. - Ah! 231 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,899 - Carly. - I didn't make that video and I was just kidding around 232 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,319 when I said that stuff about being able to kick your butt. 233 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,071 But someone took the video and edited it to make it look I really said I could kick your butt. 234 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:59,742 But I don't even want to kick your butt. Your butt's never done anything to me and I'm sure it's super cute. 235 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,704 - Relax. - Shelby's not mad at you. 236 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,666 - She's not? - No, I'm not mad at you. 237 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,462 - Okay, good, whew. 238 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,964 - But I do want to fight you. 239 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,591 - Hey. - [screams] 240 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,969 - Hey! Come on, come back. 241 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,471 You're stupid. What are you doing? 242 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,182 - [clears throat] I like raisin bread toast. 243 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,938 - But why would you want to fight me? 244 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,940 - Actually, it was my manager Rod's idea. 245 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,527 - Oh, well thanks a lot, Rod. 246 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,529 - Look, we're not talking about a championship fight 247 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:39,866 or anything like that. Just a one-round exhibition, like a show. 248 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:43,453 - A show where Shelby punches and kicks me lots of times. 249 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,788 - No, see, I wouldn't really be trying to hurt you. 250 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,624 Think of it as, like, a fun fight. 251 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,543 - Just a fun fight. 252 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,672 - Um, why is your brother-- 253 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,382 - Oh, he's taking an experimental 254 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,967 allergy medication. - Which has side effects. 255 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,470 - Like itching. - I totally stopped itching. 256 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,222 - Then why don't you put on some pants? 257 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,891 - Good call, back in two secs. 258 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,268 - That's Juan, my trainer. - Hi. 259 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,980 - I like this raisin toast. You put cinnamon on this? 260 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:15,360 - Yeah. - Nice. 261 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,071 - So back to this fight thing. 262 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,614 - Right. 263 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,950 Look, Shelby's the best young female fighter in the world, 264 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,661 but we want more people to know about her, 265 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,080 and you're famous on the internet. 266 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,833 Well, think about it, two famous teenage girls, 267 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,877 both beautiful, both successful, 268 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,088 fighting it out in the octagon. 269 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,424 Now, millions of people will tune in to watch that 270 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,010 which, will be great promotion for Shelby and for "iCarly." 271 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,637 - I think this sounds awesome. - I love it. 272 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,056 - But I won't get hurt, right? 273 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,309 - Does it feel hot in here to you guys? Whew. 274 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:53,523 - And I know I can get this fight booked on prime time TV. 275 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,024 - Really? - No way. 276 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:58,194 - But I won't get hurt, right? 277 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,322 - [exhales] No one else feels hot? 278 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,867 - And the fight will make a bunch of money 279 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,077 which we can donate to charity. 280 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,786 - That is a great idea. - See? 281 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,330 - Yeah, perfect. - Everybody wins. 282 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:13,668 - But I won't get hurt, right? Someone say right. 283 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,002 - No worries. 284 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,630 - Right. - See, a professional fighter 285 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,089 knows how to throw punches that look real 286 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,592 but don't actually hurt. Like this. 287 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:25,305 - Ah! Ow! 288 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:30,268 That actually hurt. - See, I'm not a professional. 289 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,481 - Shelby, show her. - Come here, Carly. 290 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,856 - No! - Get up. 291 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:36,941 Get off the couch. 292 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,318 - I don't wanna, I don't-- - Go. Go. 293 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,779 - I don't--I just want-- [muttering] 294 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,492 - Okay, ready? - No. 295 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:49,370 - Yeah, you are. - Lista. Vamonos. 296 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,372 - [screaming] 297 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,708 [whimpers, screams] 298 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,423 - See, nothing to worry about. 299 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,384 - So, will you do it? 300 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,596 - Spencer, what do you think? - Well, as long as it's safe, 301 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,431 I think it sounds like a great thing for Shelby 302 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,600 and for "iCarly." 303 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:14,020 - Is sweating one of the side effects of your allergy meds? 304 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,022 - Yeah, why? Is it noticeable? 305 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,861 - And it's now official. 306 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,740 Shelby Marx, the new CFC female champion, 307 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,617 will be fighting in an exhibition match 308 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,243 against sassy challenger, 309 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,538 Carly Shay, the host of her own popular comedy 310 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,080 web show, "iCarly." 311 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,957 The two girls will be going toe to toe, 312 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,211 live on national television next Saturday night. 313 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,214 - Wow, this fight is getting a ton of publicity. 314 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,426 - You're sweating into your soup. 315 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,804 - Oh, God. 316 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,780 - I can't believe you bought them. 317 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,114 - They were only a dollar a dozen. 318 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,783 - I know, but I just think it's a bad idea 319 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,744 to buy clams from a guy on a street corner. 320 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,622 Who put up these posters? 321 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,914 - Me and Freddie. 322 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,584 We want everyone to watch, right? 323 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,502 - Yeah, I guess. 324 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:23,464 - You're pretty brave, Carly. - Hope you can take a punch. 325 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,258 - No, see, it's just an exhibition fight. 326 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,051 Shelby's not-- 327 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,096 - Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx? 328 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,515 - Yeah, but just for fun. It's not gonna be like a real-- 329 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,601 - Do you know how hard she can punch and kick? 330 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,061 - I know. She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out with one kick to the jaw. 331 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,606 - I saw that. Poor Russian girl. 332 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:45,528 - Yeah, now she talks like-- [gibberish] 333 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,988 - Can we change the subject? 334 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,243 - Carly. - Oh, hi, Mr. Connick. 335 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,453 - Take this card. 336 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,458 - Dr. Rick Schaffer? - My brother-in-law 337 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,918 over at St. Mary's Hospital. 338 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,254 He specializes in facial reconstruction. 339 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,672 - Why are you giving me this? 340 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,090 - You're fighting Shelby Marx, right? 341 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,259 - Yeah, but she's not gonna smash my face in. 342 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,762 - I don't know. She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out with one kick to the jaw. 343 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,054 - We were just talking about that. 344 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,223 - Now she talks like-- both: [gibberish] 345 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,433 - Okay, come with me. 346 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,895 - What? 347 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,147 - I'm starting to feel really nervous about this whole thing. 348 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,774 - Why? - Oh, I don't know. 349 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,442 Maybe it's all the talk about me being punched 350 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,694 and facial reconstruction and some poor Russian girl 351 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,321 who apparently talks like this now-- 352 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,156 [gibberish] 353 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,199 - Come on, Shelby's not gonna hurt you. She said so. 354 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,034 - Oh, what if she forgets? 355 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,663 - She's a professional. You're gonna be totally safe. 356 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,457 [phone chimes] 357 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,293 - Who texted you? - Shelby's manager. 358 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,878 The press conference is tomorrow night. 359 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,672 - Oh, that reminds me. 360 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,882 I got to teach you how to trash talk. 361 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,383 - Trash talk? - Yeah. 362 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,177 You and Shelby got to get in each other's faces 363 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,929 and say mean stuff and pretend you hate each other. 364 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,388 - Why? - Because it gets people 365 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,890 all psyched to watch the fight. 366 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,351 - But I don't think I'm the trash-talking type. 367 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,687 - Well, try. Here pretend I'm Shelby. 368 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,563 Now, say something to get me mad. 369 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,733 - Okay. Um... 370 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,778 Hey, you want a piece of me? 371 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:12,406 Well, too bad. No pieces for you. Jerk. 372 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,743 - We'll work on it. 373 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,422 - Thirsty. So thirsty. 374 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,718 - Here, we sit on this side. - Oh, thank God, water. 375 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,560 - What's his problem now? 376 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,478 - Another side effect from his allergy meds. 377 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,104 - At least the sweating stopped. 378 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,690 - Yeah, but now he's insanely thirsty. 379 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,233 He's been drinking water like that 380 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,818 ever since he woke up this morning. 381 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,821 - Is that why he tried to drink that puddle outside? 382 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,614 - Ahh. 383 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,909 Hey buddy, I'm gonna need some more of these. 384 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,995 - Here she comes. Shelby! 385 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,246 - Shelby, what's up champ? - Shelby! 386 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,831 - Here comes team Shelby. 387 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,250 - Way to go, Shelby. - Remember the trash talk. 388 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,711 - Trash talk, okay. 389 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,839 - Hi. I'm Rod Springer, 390 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,926 and I am pleased to welcome all of you here tonight 391 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,177 so we can talk a little bit with our two fighters, 392 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:19,640 Carly Shay and, of course, Shelby Marx. 393 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,393 [applause] 394 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,103 - But first, as Shelby's manager, 395 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,146 I'd like to welcome a special guest, 396 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,690 Shelby's grandmother, Edith, 397 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,734 who just got home from the hospital yesterday 398 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,404 and is here to support Shelby. Wave to the people, Edith. 399 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,244 Carly, why don't you come up here first? 400 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,871 - Ah, sure. - Trash talk. 401 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,539 - Okay. 402 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,417 [mic feedback squeaks] Hi. 403 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,210 I just want to say that I'm really looking forward 404 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,712 to getting in that octagon 405 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:53,591 and, you know, mixing it all up with Shelby. 406 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,557 Oh, and I'm gonna give her a good pop in the mouth. 407 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,186 [all muttering] 408 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,023 Questions? 409 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,692 [all clamoring] 410 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,112 - Yes, Carly. You've never fought anyone before. 411 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,947 What makes you think you can take on a great fighter 412 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,364 like Shelby Marx? 413 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,951 - Oh, good question. 414 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:23,079 Um, 415 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,040 well, you call Shelby a great fighter, 416 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,877 but I say she's just a punk. 417 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,462 And not the cool kind. 418 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,258 - Carly. - Yeah, question? 419 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,427 - Are you saying you don't respect Shelby's punching 420 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,514 and kicking power? - Oh, no, I wasn't saying-- 421 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,101 - [clears throat] 422 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,020 Carly meant to say that she's not scared 423 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,438 of Shelby Marx 'cause Shelby is not even that good a fighter. 424 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,857 She's all hype. 425 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,733 [crowd murmuring, gasping] 426 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,323 - Don't overdo it. - I got this. 427 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,618 In fact, Carly predicts she'll knock Shelby Marx 428 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,579 on her butt in the first 30 seconds of the fight. 429 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,958 [all murmuring] - Oh, does she? 430 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,293 - Maybe not the first 30 seconds. 431 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,795 - Sit down, Shelby. 432 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,254 No one wants to hear you run your mouth. 433 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,549 - Wow. - Ooh. 434 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,051 - Are you kidding me? 435 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,844 - Don't you talk to my granddaughter like that. 436 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,597 - Sit down, old lady. 437 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,641 - I'm pretty sure you're overdoing it. 438 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,768 - Okay if Carly is so tough, let's go right now. 439 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,812 - Bring it. 440 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,690 [all clamoring, shouting] 441 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,319 - [screams] 442 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,198 [slow-motion scream] 443 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,575 [all gasping] 444 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,786 - Get her off me! Get her off me! 445 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,413 - Unbelievable. 446 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,790 Carly Shay just tackled the sickly grandmother 447 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,834 of Shelby Marx. 448 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,045 - Help me. Help! 449 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,423 - Uh, I fell. I was pushed. 450 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,178 - You tackled my grandmother. - I-- 451 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,596 - Listen! 452 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,556 I was gonna take it easy on you, 453 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,808 but now you're going down. 454 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,185 Hard. 455 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,269 - Hard? 456 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,775 - That was awesome! 457 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,027 Shelby looks like she really wants to destroy you. 458 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:21,697 - She does. - Oh, well, that's bad. 459 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,630 - You're making too big a deal out of this. 460 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,257 - No, I'm dead. 461 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,008 Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me. 462 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,384 - Carly-- - Everybody said, 463 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,719 "Oh, you should fight Shelby Marx. 464 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,554 It'll just be for fun." 465 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,808 Well, it's not fun now, is it? No. Now she hates me. 466 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,643 So she's going to punch me and kick me in my head 467 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,313 until I talk like-- [gibberish] 468 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,065 - Well, you shouldn't have attacked her grandmother. 469 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,859 - I didn't attack anyone! 470 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:02,571 You started a big ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea. 471 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,990 - [laughing] Ruckus. 472 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,075 - It's a word. [doorbell rings] 473 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:09,536 It's Shelby. Ah! I'm not here. 474 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,836 - You texted? 475 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,090 - Hey Doc, I wanted to talk to you 476 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:23,050 about this allergy medication you gave me. 477 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,636 - Okay, what? 478 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,971 - First I was itching like crazy, 479 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,306 then I was sweating like an animal, 480 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:29,556 and now I'm insanely thirsty, 481 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,100 no matter how much water I drink. 482 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,144 - I told you to get rid of your allergies forever, 483 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,021 you're gonna have to put up with some side effects. 484 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,273 - Okay, but you're sure these pills are safe? 485 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:40,442 - Man, you ask a lot of questions. 486 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,070 - Hey, you guys, we're on the news. 487 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,948 - Turn it up. 488 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,034 - But the press conference erupted in chaos 489 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,036 when Carly Shay tackled 490 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,496 the elderly grandmother of her opponent, Shelby Marx. 491 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,291 - I didn't tackle her elderly grandmother. 492 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,252 We were pushed and I fell on her. 493 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,796 - She can't hear you. 494 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,756 - And with Shelby's fighting skills, 495 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,176 I sure wouldn't want to be Carly Shay, 496 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,386 stepping into that octagon with her on Saturday night. 497 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,140 - Man, that girl's gonna kick your head off. 498 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,976 Good luck with your allergy pills. 499 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,769 - Thanks. 500 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,065 - Well, that's it. I'm canceling the fight. 501 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:22,193 - Aww. - I think you have to. 502 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:25,779 - Agreed. [knocking] 503 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:29,533 - What, Gibby? 504 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,785 - Why'd you tackle her grandmother? 505 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,079 - I didn't. 506 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,747 - But I saw the press conference 507 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:37,541 and it looked to me that-- don't slam the door. 508 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,965 - And that's why garbage cans make really bad underwear. 509 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,718 - Right, Gibby? 510 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,096 - This is so uncomfortable. 511 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,058 - Um, okay, that's it for "iCarly" tonight. 512 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,393 - Uh, except for... 513 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,229 - Oh, yes, except for one announcement. 514 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,813 I've decided to cancel the fight 515 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,023 between me and Shelby Marx. 516 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,400 - Fight's off, people. 517 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,943 - Sorry, but I decided I like my face 518 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,112 and I don't want to see it rearranged. 519 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,197 - So until next time. Bye. 520 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,740 - Buh-bye. - Cinco. 521 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,908 - Quatro. - Cheese. Cheese. 522 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,910 - Onions. Onions. - Later. 523 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,703 - And we're clear. 524 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,708 - Can I take this thing off now? 525 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,087 - Uh, wait one sec. You guys think it's possible 526 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,382 to give a guy wearing garbage can underpants a wedgie? 527 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,426 - No, not possible. Mm-mm. - No, not possible. 528 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,429 - Let's see. - No, no, no, Sam. 529 00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,181 Sam, Sam, it's possible. 530 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:38,727 No, it's possible. It's very, very possible. 531 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,062 No! 532 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,443 - Well, yeah, I just can't believe that Carly 533 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:46,735 is backing out of the fight. 534 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,404 I mean, first she challenges me, 535 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:50,239 then she body slams my grandma. 536 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,074 And then she just chickens out? 537 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,910 - It's pretty lame, isn't it? - Well, yeah. 538 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,662 Carly's disappointing all my fans, 539 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,747 all her "iCarly" fans, oh, and the fight 540 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,749 was gonna raise a lot of money for a good charity. 541 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,960 - To help animals? - Uh-huh, we were gonna help 542 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,796 unwanted bunnies find good, loving homes. 543 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,840 But now 'cause Carly backed out, 544 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,010 this little baby has nowhere to go. 545 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,637 - So sad. 546 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,555 - I'm never watching "iCarly" again. 547 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,476 [indistinct whispering] 548 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,656 - What's your problem? - Huh? 549 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,367 - Why'd you chicken out of the fight? 550 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,743 - Oh, I didn't chicken out. 551 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:40,122 I just--I was afraid that Shelby would hurt me, 552 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,167 so I canceled because-- to make sure that-- 553 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,628 there's nothing wrong with chickening out once in a while. 554 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,298 - Chicken. 555 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,342 - Hey, dude, you know everybody is giving me and Freddie 556 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,260 a hard time 'cause you backed out of the fight. 557 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,888 - I know. I got called a coward in the parking lot 558 00:25:55,929 --> 00:26:00,142 and those kids just called me a chicken and made me feel bad. 559 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,561 Gibby. Hey, you get why I had to cancel the fight, don't you? 560 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,189 - Duh, can we talk later? 561 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,317 I don't want to be seen with you in public. 562 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,986 - Gibby, why are you talking to her? 563 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,532 - I'm not. I was just calling her a chicken. 564 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,616 Bawk bawk bawk bawk! 565 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:21,038 Call me later. Bawk bawk bawk bawk! 566 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,750 - Ah, don't let it bug you. Kids can be mean. 567 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,254 - Carly's a chicken. 568 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,139 - Hi. - One sec. 569 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:44,728 - Hey, Socko, Happy Birthday, buddy, buddy, buddy! 570 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,357 Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday. 571 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:51,277 - I know. So how's your thirst problem? 572 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,779 - Gone. These pills are awesome. 573 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,573 I still have no allergy problems 574 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,491 and I think all the crazy side effects are over. 575 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,159 - Yay. - So how was school today? 576 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,120 - Bad. 577 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,996 Everyone, even teachers are calling me a coward 578 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,498 for backing out of the fight. 579 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,875 - Aw, one sec, hey Socko, 580 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:10,588 Happy Birthday, buddy, buddy, buddy! 581 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,259 - Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday. 582 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,135 - You do it twice? 583 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,054 - No. 584 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,807 - So how was school today? - Still bad. 585 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,851 About your allergy medication? 586 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,604 - Uh-huh? - Wasn't one of the possible 587 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,772 side effects short-term memory loss? 588 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:32,151 - Yeah. So how was school today? 589 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,569 [knocking] 590 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:36,322 - Come in. - Hey, guys. 591 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,157 - Hey, is that a new shirt? - Yeah. 592 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,242 - Nice. - Thanks. 593 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,285 You've been on iCarly.com today. 594 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,287 - No, why? 595 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,331 - Over a hundred thousand comments in the past 24 hours. 596 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,790 - A hundred thousand? 597 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,251 - Yeah, almost all of 'em about the fight. 598 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,587 - Let me guess. Carly's a chicken. 599 00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,589 Carly's lame. Carly's a coward. 600 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:54,923 - Most of 'em weren't that nice. 601 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,426 - Ugh! 602 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,220 - Is that a new shirt? - Yeah. 603 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:03,681 - Nice. - Side effect. 604 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,851 - Ah. 605 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:09,813 [phone ringing] 606 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:10,939 - Hey. 607 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,358 - Our friend Nevel's been busy. 608 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,109 - Ugh, now what? 609 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:17,196 - Go to nevelocity.com. - Go to nevelocity.com. 610 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,822 - Uh-oh. 611 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,199 - So how was school today? - Awesome. 612 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,827 Thanks for asking. Well, what's on Nevelocity? 613 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,454 - This. 614 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:28,040 - Carly Shay has embarrassed herself yet again 615 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:32,044 by chickening out of her fight with Shelby Marx. 616 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:35,088 Oh, well, at least you can watch this animated video 617 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:39,926 I created showing Carly as she truly is. 618 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,554 Enjoy. 619 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,265 - Is that a new shirt? - Shh! 620 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:50,521 [clucking] 621 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,648 - Okay, that's enough. 622 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,943 I got to fix this. - How? 623 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,238 - I'm gonna fight Shelby. - You can't. 624 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,700 You smooshed her grandmother. She's gonna kill you. 625 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,826 - Maybe not if I talk to her. - So how was school today? 626 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,663 - It blew up, okay! - Jeez. 627 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,716 - And my friend Sam told me I was supposed to trash talk. 628 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,929 And then when everyone started yelling and shoving... 629 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,559 I got pushed into your grandmother 630 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,395 and then we both just fell over onto that podium thing. 631 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,941 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 632 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,776 - Finish him. 633 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,451 - So what are you saying? 634 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,370 - I'm saying I'm really sorry I fell on your grandmother, 635 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,415 but it was an accident. 636 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,959 - Okay, I believe you. 637 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,503 I'm sorry I got all in your face. 638 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:59,839 - So, the fight. - You want to do it? 639 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,509 - Promise you're not mad at me anymore? 640 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,052 - I promise. - And after the fight, 641 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,597 my face will look pretty much just like this? 642 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,599 - Yeah, I'll go easy, no worries. 643 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:12,185 - Okay. - So we're on, Saturday night. 644 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,730 - Saturday night. - I'll let the press know. 645 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,942 - Does anyone have any aspirin? 646 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,826 - ♪ Sometimes you like to play ♪ 647 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,247 ♪ And, baby, sometimes I walk away ♪ 648 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:36,460 ♪ And it's the same thing every single day ♪ 649 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,546 ♪ But that's life, and that's love to me anyway ♪ 650 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,507 ♪ 'Cause baby, at the same time you make it so right ♪ 651 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,342 [doorbell rings] 652 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,094 - It's open. - Hey. 653 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,596 - Hey! - Hola! 654 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,433 - You got my text. - Yeah, why are we celebrating? 655 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,393 - The fight is on. - No way. 656 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,187 - Yeah. I told Shelby that I never meant to knock 657 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,438 her grandmother down and she totally understood. 658 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,815 So we made up and the fight's back on. 659 00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,191 - And she said, she'll go easy on you, 660 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,067 she's not gonna pound your face in? 661 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,655 - No. She has promised to leave my face just like this. 662 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,323 - Which is why we are celebrating. 663 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,907 - With my not really famous, 664 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,161 but magically delicious spaghetti taco! 665 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,413 [all cheering] 666 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,290 - Some spaghetti for Carly's taco. 667 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,585 - Gracias. - De nada. And some for Sam. 668 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,505 - Quickly. - No, relax. Argh! 669 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,591 Ah. 670 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,260 - How come you flung Sam's spaghetti against the door? 671 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,262 - I just had, like, a muscle spasm. 672 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,681 - Wasn't that another possible side effect 673 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,182 from your allergy pills? 674 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,601 - Oh, yeah, I think you're right. 675 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:35,894 - You're gonna be okay? 676 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,312 - Yeah, now that I know what's going on, 677 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,814 I can probably control it. 678 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,739 I can't control it. 679 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,162 - So the two girls made up 680 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,957 and have agreed to go forward with the fight. 681 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:02,170 - So now, Shelby and Carly are friends. 682 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:06,800 Oh, that just won't do, will it, Mr. Tibbles? 683 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:11,597 Looks like Nevel has some work to do. 684 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,807 All right, here we have 685 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,727 Carly and Sam at the press conference. 686 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:22,190 So now, we just need to add some sound, 687 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:25,444 which I can steal from their web show. 688 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,446 - Tell 'em what you did. - Well, I went down 689 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,781 to see my grandmother and I took her 690 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:30,990 to Raging Rapids waterpark. 691 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,451 - And made her go down the mega slide. 692 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,494 - Mm, yes. 693 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,954 I had to push her, but when she got down to the bottom, 694 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:40,667 she was screaming. "Again, again!" 695 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:44,504 - And now with a few audio tricks. 696 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,798 [rewinding audio whirs] 697 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:47,925 - Push her. 698 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,595 Grandmother. 699 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:57,183 Down. - We can make Sam say... 700 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,727 [uneven audio] - Push her grandmother down. 701 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,481 Push her. Grandmother. Down. 702 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,107 Push her grandmother down. 703 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,736 - That's better. Now watch. - [grunting softly] 704 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:13,116 - We clickie, we draggie. 705 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,076 - Push her grandmother down. - I'll do it. 706 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:21,917 - Wait till Shelby Marx sees this. 707 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,377 - Nevel, do you have a porcupine in there? 708 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:29,132 - No, mother. Shh! 709 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,604 - Okay, now give me an elbow strike here. 710 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,901 - Hey, Shelby. - What's up? 711 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,528 - This kid says he has something important 712 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,197 to talk to you about. - Indeed I do. 713 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:57,995 - Okay, what's so important? 714 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,665 - It's about Carly Shay attacking your grandmother. 715 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,458 - Oh, she didn't really attack her. 716 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,252 It was just an accident. - Was it? 717 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,006 Maybe you should see this. 718 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,718 Now Shelby, this clip is from last week's press conference. 719 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,177 I was able to boost the audio, 720 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,346 so you can hear what Carly and Sam are saying. 721 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,307 - Okay. 722 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,393 - So what should I do? - Push her grandmother down. 723 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,312 - I'll do it. 724 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:27,691 - Unbelievable. - So it wasn't an accident. 725 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:31,028 - Obviously not. I suppose you're pretty angry. 726 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,571 - Uh-huh. 727 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:33,947 - And I bet you're gonna punch 728 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,700 and kick Carly extra powerfully. 729 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:39,578 - Yeah, I am. - Who could blame you? 730 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,664 - Let's go, Gary. - Oh, no. 731 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,968 - Hello, fight fans, 732 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,721 and welcome to the Seattle Supercenter. 733 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,807 - Tonight in the octagon, CFC phenom, 734 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,726 Shelby Marx will be battling it out 735 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,811 with internet sensation Carly Shay 736 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,855 from the popular web show "iCarly." 737 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:07,940 - I'm being told that Carly Shay 738 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,399 has just emerged from her dressing room 739 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,527 and is making way up here to the octagon right now. 740 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:16,615 [cheers and applause] 741 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,747 - So far no sign of Shelby Marx-- 742 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,624 - Whoa, here she comes. 743 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:29,210 [crowd chanting "Shelby!"] 744 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:33,090 - Yep, and she definitely has a lot of fans here tonight. 745 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,634 - Whew, check out that game face. 746 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,347 - Wow. - She looks pretty intense. 747 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:45,602 - Yeah. Hi, Shelby, hey. 748 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,483 - She looks pretty cheesed off. 749 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,068 - I thought you made up with her. 750 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:56,488 - I did. She's just acting all tough for the crowd. 751 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,281 Here, I'll do it too. 752 00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,827 - Hey, Shelby! [growls] 753 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,831 - Pretty scary. 754 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,290 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 755 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:09,626 - Gibby! - Gib, Gib, Gib. 756 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,294 - Man, the popcorn here is awesome. 757 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:16,215 - Ah! So... 758 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,927 - I'll go get another one. - I'll go with you. 759 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,887 - Bring me back a root beer. 760 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,936 - Shelby Marx, the reigning CFC champion. 761 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,605 - Hey, check out who's sitting over there. 762 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:36,402 - Oh, wow, Sir Mix-a-Lot. 763 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,697 - No, in the front row. 764 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:42,325 - Nevel? - Gross. 765 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:45,704 [cheers and applause] 766 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:54,713 - Oh, hello iCarly, fancy meeting you here. 767 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,297 - What are you doing here? 768 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,176 - Yeah, Papperman. - Well, I heard Carly 769 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,761 was going to be fighting Shelby Marx, 770 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:05,348 and I thought this would be a wonderful opportunity for me 771 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,018 to watch you bleed and cry. 772 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,686 - Sorry, but this is just an exhibition match. 773 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,230 - Just for fun. [bell dings] 774 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:16,233 - Oop, ding ding ding. I think that's for you. 775 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:18,153 Run along. 776 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:20,030 - The Seattle Supercenter welcomes you 777 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:22,448 to this exhibition match between CFC champion 778 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:26,828 Shelby Marx and Carly Shay, who has a web show. 779 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:28,621 - And here comes the main event. 780 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,498 [whistle blows] 781 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,750 - Okay, you're up, kid. 782 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,210 - Have fun out there. 783 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,712 - All right make us proud, remember, ah! 784 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:43,095 - Dude, not cool. - Sorry. 785 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,262 - You better get out there. - Okay. 786 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,933 - And here we go. 787 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:48,892 - Hi. 788 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,562 - Okay, ladies, this is the main event. 789 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,313 It's showtime. 790 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,983 Let's give the millions of fans watching a good fight. 791 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,777 Go back to your corners 792 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,403 and let's get ready to rock 'n' roll. 793 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:01,905 - Cool. Hey Shelby, 794 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,406 after the fight, you want to go get some smoothies 795 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,242 with me, Sam and Freddie? 796 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:08,954 Oh. 797 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,539 - You ready? - Uh-huh. 798 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,960 - Mouth open. 799 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,335 - Okay, kiddo, go out there and have fun. 800 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,295 - I will. 801 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,175 - Now remember, since this is just an exhibition match, 802 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,469 it's only scheduled for one three-minute round. 803 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,638 - But no one has ever lasted a full round with Shelby Marx, 804 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,473 so I doubt that even matters. 805 00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:30,850 - Well, thanks for making me feel stupid, Marvin. 806 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:36,106 - Fighter, are you ready? - You got this, Shelby! 807 00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:40,110 Fighter, are you ready? - Love you, Carly! 808 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:42,028 [whistle blows] - Fight! 809 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,948 - C'mon Shelby. - Come on, Shelby. 810 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,785 - This is kind of fun, whoo! 811 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,580 [imitates grunting, laughs] 812 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:55,250 Oh, that was kind of close. 813 00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:57,335 It's almost like you're actually--ah! 814 00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,630 [cheers and applause] 815 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:05,218 Ow! 816 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,179 Time-out. 817 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,430 - Time-out? - No time-outs! 818 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:12,725 - You can't call a time-out. - Well, I just did! 819 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,355 - We have an unofficial time out. 820 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:18,982 - Okay, that girl is trying to kill me. 821 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,483 - I thought she was gonna go easy on you. 822 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,818 - That's what she said. 823 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,862 - I don't know what she's doing. 824 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,031 - Let's go, Shay. - Come on, Carly. 825 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,740 - You got it! - You can do it. 826 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,868 - Come on! - Come on! Take her down! 827 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,494 - Beat her face off! 828 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,748 - Hi, Shelby, remember how you promised to go easy on me 829 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,878 and not really hit-- 830 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:45,091 [slow-motion scream, whining] 831 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:51,389 - Let go, Carly. Let go of her leg. 832 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,558 - Shay, hanging on to the left leg of the champion. 833 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,643 Very unusual. 834 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,521 - What's she doing? 835 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,816 - I don't think we've seen this technique before. 836 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,360 - Let go of my leg. 837 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,029 - Never. - Hang on to her leg. 838 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,488 - Don't let go! - Never let go! 839 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,781 - Come on! - Hang on! 840 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,201 - Carly! - Stick with her! 841 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,452 - Marx, trying to shake Shay off her leg. 842 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,830 But Shay is hanging on for dear life. 843 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,793 - Is she allowed to do this? - I don't know. 844 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:27,592 - Will someone pry this girl off my leg so I can punch her? 845 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:30,553 - Marx getting frustrated. 846 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:33,306 - Carly, only ten seconds left in the round. 847 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,141 - Hang on, kiddo! 848 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:36,851 - Okay! 849 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,770 - [shouting indistinctly] 850 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,189 - Eight more seconds and Carly Shay will be the first girl 851 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,691 to ever last a full round with Shelby Marx. 852 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:50,698 - In five, four, three, two, one. 853 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,617 [bell dings] 854 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:55,370 - Yeah! - That's a foul! 855 00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:58,123 Isn't that a foul? 856 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:03,544 - [screaming] 857 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,882 - And there goes Carly Shay, running away, screaming. 858 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,884 - Oh, hey, you got some more. 859 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,098 - Carly. - Carly? 860 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,059 - I don't know where she is, check there. - Oh, man. - Carly? 861 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:19,727 - Definitely not down there. - Come on, I don't know. 862 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,063 - Well, what if she went-- - Guys, over here. 863 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,566 - Hey. Nice fighting. - Oh, I can't believe it. 864 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:28,903 - You rocked. That was amazing. - You were awesome. 865 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,696 You didn't throw one punch or kick and you looked 866 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,782 like a total spaz out there, but you lasted a whole round 867 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,326 with a top notch professional fighter. 868 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,828 Way to be, kid. That was awesome. 869 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:41,374 [excited, indistinct chatter] 870 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:49,924 - Hey, why's everyone getting all--[screams] 871 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,426 - What do you want? - To talk to Carly. 872 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:52,593 I want to ask her why-- 873 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:53,803 - Oh. 874 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,600 I'm so sorry. Oof! 875 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,938 Oh! Ow! 876 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,399 [unevenly] I'm going to go wait in the car. 877 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,154 - What happened tonight? 878 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,947 You promised you were gonna go easy on me. 879 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,199 - You promised it was an accident 880 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,450 when you tackled my grandmother. 881 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:17,202 - It was. - Don't lie. 882 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:19,662 I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it. 883 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,289 - What video? - We never planned it. 884 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:23,749 - Are you dating anyone? Oof! 885 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,668 - All I know is that some kid came to my gym 886 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,086 and played me a video showing you guys 887 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,587 at the press conference talking about 888 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,048 how you were gonna push my grandmother down. 889 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:31,299 - What kid? 890 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:32,800 - I don't know, about this tall. 891 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:36,012 Our age, round head, polite, but super creepy. 892 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,597 - Nevel. - Now I get it. 893 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,475 - Nevel must have made a fake video. 894 00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,185 - That little nub. 895 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,895 - Maybe he is still here. - Go check it out. 896 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,104 - Right. 897 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,735 - Nevel's head is kind of round. 898 00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,445 - Like a melon. - Yeah. 899 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:59,618 - Just let me go, I mean it, Freddie Benson. I have rights. 900 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,579 You cannot legally drag me here against my will 901 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:04,374 or I will drag you into the courthouse. 902 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,875 I will see you there! 903 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,795 - All right, I let go. Gibby, lights. 904 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,297 - Lights. 905 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:14,467 - Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you. 906 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,177 - That's cool. 907 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:24,018 - Hello, Nevel. - I'm not scared of you either. 908 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:32,485 - 'Sup Nevel? - Okay, you, I'm scared of. 909 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,239 - Just admit it. - Admit what? 910 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,657 - That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video. 911 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,326 - That made it look like I meant 912 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,788 to tackle her grandmother. - Ah! I did no such thing. 913 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,919 Okay, I tricked Shelby. 914 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,170 So? 915 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,301 - Hi, Nevel. - Oh, dear. 916 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,600 Oh, okay, okay. What are you going to do? 917 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,727 Ladies, my pants are very expensive. 918 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:10,648 [screams] 919 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,736 - Okay, now, most of you guys probably watched 920 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:18,281 Carly fight Shelby Marx on TV a few nights ago. 921 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,825 - But now Shelby and I are actually really good friends. 922 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:22,701 - What, you don't believe that? 923 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,497 - You think I'm lying? - Well, well. 924 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:29,125 - We'll just have to prove it. - Get out here Shelby! 925 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,710 - Ow! Yeah! - Come here. 926 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,380 - All right. - Come here. 927 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,926 - No hug for the technical producer? 928 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,845 - Oh, come here, Freddie. 929 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,849 - [sniffs] 930 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,812 I'm sorry. - Now, how can you be sure 931 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,439 Shelby is really our new best bud. 932 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,233 - Well, only best buds would do super slow motion 933 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,194 spit takes together. - With grape juice. 934 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,987 - While a powerful fan blows our hair back. 935 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,905 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 936 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,574 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 937 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,159 - We're doing it. 938 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,077 - Okay, let's get in real close here, nice pretty shot. 939 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,204 - Okay. - Okay. 940 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,080 - And ready, go. 941 00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:25,348 - Okay that's it for this "iCarly." 942 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,391 - Till next time... 943 00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:32,104 - Whoo! 944 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,024 [rock music playing] 945 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:41,113 ♪ ♪ 946 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,412 - Hi, watch me feed baby Spencer some salsa. 947 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:50,831 - [silly voice] Wah, baby want salsa! 948 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:54,126 - There you go! 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