1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,311 [Music] 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,412 [Knock on door] 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,447 - Open. 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,048 - Hey. 5 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:19,919 Yo. Yo. 6 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,556 Thanks for letting me watch TV over here. 8 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:22,523 - I thought your mom just bought 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,393 a huge new TV last month. 11 00:00:23,394 --> 00:00:24,591 - She did, but you know 12 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:25,830 that senator she's been dating? 13 00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:26,656 - Uh-huh. 14 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,928 - He stole it. 15 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,597 - A senator stole your TV? 16 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:34,334 - Yeah, turns out he wasn't a real senator. 18 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,638 - I told your mom there was no such state 20 00:00:35,639 --> 00:00:37,736 as new Kentucky. 21 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:38,668 - Hey, what's your password 22 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,872 to buy a pay-per-view show? 23 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,179 - Why? What are we watching? 24 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:42,275 - The Shelby Marx fight. 25 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,376 - Who is Shelby Marx? 26 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,177 - Uh, try the best 27 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,178 female fighter in the entire cfc 28 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,380 and she's only 15. 29 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,316 - We're gonna pay to watch two girls fight? 31 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,017 - Yeah, what's your pay-per-view password? 33 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,445 - Well, wait, I have to check with Spencer 35 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,620 and make sure that it's okay before-- 37 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:54,854 - 1234? 38 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,955 - Yes. 39 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,226 [Knock on door] 40 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,601 - Hey, you guys wanna work on-- 42 00:01:01,602 --> 00:01:03,355 - no, stop talking. 43 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,002 - Why? 44 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:04,427 - 'Cause you 45 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,402 never say anything interesting. 46 00:01:05,403 --> 00:01:07,299 Now, shhh! 47 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,139 - What's her deal? 48 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:08,666 - She's all excited 49 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,137 about this Shelby Marx fight. 50 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,672 - Shelby Marx is fighting tonight? 52 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:12,142 - Has everyone 53 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:13,570 heard about this girl, but me? 54 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,142 - Yes. 55 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:14,982 - Yeah. 56 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:17,905 - She is crazy hot. 57 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,279 She can kick me in the face any day. 59 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,022 - Shelby Marx's foot 60 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:24,045 is too good for your face. 61 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,751 - Hola muchachas y muchacho. 62 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:27,162 - Hey. 63 00:01:27,163 --> 00:01:27,615 - Hey, what's up? 64 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:31,758 - Hey-- - hey, hey, hey. It's Shelby. 66 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,159 - Hello fight fans, welcome-- 67 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,662 - man, she is smokin' hot. 68 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,800 - She's a fighting machine. 69 00:01:36,801 --> 00:01:38,497 - Her shorts are so cute. 70 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,168 - The fight everybody is talking about. 72 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,469 - Okay, how do I make that girl 73 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,870 my future wife? 74 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:44,511 - I thought you wanted me 75 00:01:44,512 --> 00:01:45,665 to be your future wife. 76 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:46,473 - Could that happen? 77 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:50,843 - Could not happen. 78 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:51,782 - Ah. 79 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:52,709 - Dude, you got sneeze goo 80 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,947 on the back of my neck. 81 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,316 - Sorry. 82 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,077 - You got a cold? 83 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,090 - No, allergies. 84 00:01:58,091 --> 00:01:59,185 - Bad allergies. 85 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,217 - Yeah, but not after-- 86 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:01,862 not after this year. 87 00:02:01,863 --> 00:02:03,185 You know that doctor 88 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,329 who lives here in our building? 89 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,285 - In apartment 7b? 90 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,193 - No. 91 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,094 The guy in 7b just likes 92 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:09,529 to dress up like a doctor. 93 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,664 Don't ever talk to him. 94 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:15,668 I meant Dr. dresdin in 10g-- and he's-- 97 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,269 [knock on door] 98 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,004 Here right now. 99 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:21,735 Coming. 100 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,510 - Hey, Spencer. 101 00:02:22,511 --> 00:02:24,210 - Hey, doc, did you bring medicine? 103 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:24,812 - Here you go. 104 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:25,712 - Awesome. 105 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,224 - Now, remember you have to take these 107 00:02:27,225 --> 00:02:30,319 for the full 30 days and then you should 109 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,748 never have allergies again. 110 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:32,985 - That's amazing. 111 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,361 - How come everyone with allergies 113 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,415 doesn't take that stuff? 114 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,523 - 'Cause this medicine 115 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,591 was just recently approved. 116 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,230 Well, not here in the U.S. 117 00:02:40,231 --> 00:02:41,658 But it was approved in Cuba 118 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,764 and some parts of Canada. 119 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,434 - Well, are you sure it's okay for-- 121 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,635 are you sure? 122 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,104 - I think you should take it. 123 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,305 But I have to warn you 124 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,307 about the side effects. 125 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,108 - What side effects? 126 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:56,238 - Itching, sweating, 127 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,813 loss of short-term memory, 128 00:02:57,814 --> 00:03:00,312 being thirsty, drowsy, muscle spasms. 130 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,615 - That's a lot of side effects. 131 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,780 - You wanna get rid of your allergies? 133 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,285 - Yes. 134 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,254 - Take those pills. 135 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,385 - Okay, you are the doctor. 136 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,625 You are a doctor, right? 137 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:18,565 - Yes. Good luck. 138 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,766 - Okay, everybody shut up, 139 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:25,137 the fight's about to start. 140 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,638 - Wait. Channel 326. 141 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,974 That's pay-per-view. 142 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:28,975 - It's only 80 bucks. 143 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,036 - 80! 144 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:31,614 - Unless you order it 145 00:03:31,615 --> 00:03:32,849 in hi-def, which I did, 146 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:34,276 so it's actually 100 bucks. 147 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,882 - A hundred bucks. 148 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,083 - Shhh! Here we go. 149 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,322 - Rising star Shelby Marx 150 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:39,619 at only 15 years old 151 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,920 is by far the youngest fighter 152 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,489 in the cfc female division. 153 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,292 But no one's been able to beat her yet. 155 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:45,931 - True, but that could change tonight 157 00:03:45,932 --> 00:03:47,660 as she takes on 26-year-old champion 159 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,501 Maya feckner. 160 00:03:48,502 --> 00:03:52,026 - That's enough. 161 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,700 - Fight. 162 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,435 - Come on, Shelby. 163 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,596 You gotta take her down. 164 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,605 - Come on, Shelby. 165 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,066 - Aah! 166 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,912 - Go Shelby! 167 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,481 - Aah! 168 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:08,920 - Whoa! 169 00:04:08,921 --> 00:04:09,516 - That had to hurt. 170 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:15,655 - Oh, what a hit. 171 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,916 - Yeah! 172 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:23,796 - Go Shelby! 173 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:24,627 - She's an animal! 174 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,632 I love her! 175 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:30,069 - A hundred bucks. 176 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,370 - Feckner in trouble. 177 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,672 - Feckner in trouble! 178 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,075 - She's got her in an arm lock. 179 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:36,706 - Augh! 180 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:37,210 [Whistling] 181 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:37,810 - And feckner taps out. 182 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,111 - And the ref stops it. 183 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:39,812 - It's over? 184 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,682 - It's over! 185 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:43,151 - Aah! 186 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,351 - Shelby Marx has just shocked the world 188 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,348 by becoming the youngest female champion 190 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,389 in the history of cfc fighting. 191 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,490 - Ah ha ha. 192 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:50,991 [Knock on door] 193 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:51,461 - Ooh! 194 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:52,525 - Shelby. 195 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,156 - She's my girl. 196 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:53,760 - Oh, she's so awesome. 197 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:54,894 - Yeah. 198 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:55,425 - Hey, did you take 199 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,959 any of those allergy pills yet? 200 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,030 - No, not yet. 201 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:58,801 - Oh. 202 00:04:58,802 --> 00:05:02,268 These are the allergy pills. 203 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:07,069 My dog has worms. 204 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:13,078 - In five, four, three, two-- [music] 206 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,380 * I know, you see * 207 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,420 * somehow the world * 208 00:05:16,421 --> 00:05:17,717 * will change for me * 209 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:22,455 * and be so wonderful * 210 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,686 * live life, breathe air * 211 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:25,292 * I know somehow * 212 00:05:25,293 --> 00:05:26,692 * we're gonna get there * 213 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:31,698 * and feel so wonderful * 214 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:35,099 * it's all for real * 215 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:35,972 * I'm telling you * 216 00:05:35,973 --> 00:05:37,704 * just how I feel * 217 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,605 * so wake up the members * 218 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,407 * of my nation * 219 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,109 * it's your time to be * 220 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:43,980 * there's no chance * 221 00:05:43,981 --> 00:05:46,077 * unless you take one * 222 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,417 * and the time to see * 223 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:48,775 * the brighter side * 224 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:52,051 * of every situation * 225 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,622 * some things are meant to be * 226 00:05:53,623 --> 00:05:54,891 * so give it your best * 227 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:57,424 * and leave the rest to me * 228 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,925 * leave it all to me * 229 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,794 * leave it all to me * 230 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:10,165 * just leave it all to me * 231 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:17,076 [music] 232 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:17,877 - Okay and that completes 233 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:22,979 our five-part series on toes with fros. 235 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,692 Okay, as you know, Sam and I always like 237 00:06:24,693 --> 00:06:26,446 to keep you guys up to date on what's cool. 239 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,521 - So now we're gonna show you the baddest, 241 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,523 most butt-kickinest girl in the world. 243 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,924 - Her name is Shelby Marx. 244 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,460 - And in case you haven't seen her yet, 246 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,795 Freddie, roll the clip. 247 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:44,866 - Play back. 248 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:45,768 - Okay, Shelby is one 249 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,707 seriously tough chick. 250 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:48,708 - Oh, I don't know Carls, 251 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,479 I think you could take her. 252 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,778 - Yeah, right. 253 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,148 You hear that Shelby Marx? 254 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,315 I could kick your butt, anytime, anywhere. 256 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,585 Let's go, Shelby. 257 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,216 - She's just kidding. 258 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,488 - Ta-hotally kidding. 259 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,057 - Carly couldn't beat up my cat. 261 00:07:03,058 --> 00:07:05,257 - And her cat only has three legs. 263 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,728 - Carly, not a tough girl. 264 00:07:06,729 --> 00:07:15,735 - But I do wear cute skirts. 265 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:20,211 - Oh, hey girls, ohh, aah! 267 00:07:20,212 --> 00:07:20,807 You guys doin' homework? 268 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:21,508 Oof. 269 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,409 - What is wrong with you? 270 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,239 - Ah, it's just a side effect 271 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,881 from the allergy pills I'm takin'. 273 00:07:24,882 --> 00:07:25,978 I've been itchy all day. 274 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:29,649 Ohh. Aah! 275 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,750 - Um, maybe you should 276 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,519 stop taking those allergy pills. 277 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,088 - No way. 278 00:07:33,089 --> 00:07:35,187 I haven't sneezed once since last night. 280 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,289 Getting rid of my allergies forever, 282 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,091 it's totally worth a little scratching. 284 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,961 Oh, my poor itchy thigh. 285 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,763 - Don't we use that spoon to cook with? 287 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,632 - Uh-huh. 288 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,303 - Hey don't we have a tube 289 00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:47,767 of anti-itch cream somewhere. 290 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,165 - Yeah, check the medicine cabinet 292 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:49,869 in the hall bathroom. 293 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,438 - Okay. 294 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,207 - Hi, sorry to barge in. 295 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:53,766 Move. 296 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:54,542 - Freddie. 297 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:55,312 - Have you been online? 298 00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:56,538 - No, not for a few hours. 299 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,144 Why, what's-- - oh, this is bad. 301 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,075 - Oh, man did someone post 302 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,549 more pics of my mom in her bikini? 304 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:03,680 - This is worse. 305 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,785 - What could be worse than-- - look. 307 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,086 - I could kick your butt. 308 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:07,857 You hear that, Shelby Marx? 309 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,185 - I could kick you butt. 310 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,958 - Anytime, anywhere. 311 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,989 - Let's go, Shelby. 312 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,361 - That's so stupid. 313 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,395 - It's dangerous. 314 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,632 - What are you freakin' on about? 316 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:18,928 Fans re-edit icarly stuff all the time. 318 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,226 - But people are taking this seriously. 320 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,301 Listen to some of the comments. 321 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,470 - That Carly chick is out of her mind. 323 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,709 Bring on the fight. 324 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,636 Shelby would destroy that twig. 325 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,411 - Twig? 326 00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:30,337 - I'm not a twig, and I'm getting' 328 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,278 curvier every day. 329 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:32,879 - I know. 330 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,815 - Eyes up, dude. 331 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:36,276 - You're making 332 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,884 a big old deal out of nothing. 333 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:38,885 - But this video's been viewed 334 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,416 almost half a million times. 335 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:40,920 - So? 336 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,457 - So what if Shelby Marx sees it? 338 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,315 - Dude, she's a world class 339 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,223 professional fighter. 340 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,462 She trains like 10 hours a day. 341 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:46,458 - Yeah, I seriously doubt 342 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,494 she spends her time watching videos online. 344 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:54,426 - But maybe she-- - ugh! 346 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,736 What goes on? 347 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,904 [Doorbell rings] 348 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,605 - I'll get it. 349 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:04,744 Coming. 350 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,605 - Carly, hi. 351 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:12,619 I'm Shelby Marx. 352 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,120 I saw your video about me. 353 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,855 - Oh, you did? 354 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,756 Wow. 355 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:27,634 That's so cool, because-- aah! Aah! 357 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,465 - Would you scratch my back 358 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:34,638 with this golf club? 359 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:45,652 [Music] 360 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,662 - Ah, maybe this wasn't such a great idea. 362 00:09:47,663 --> 00:09:51,257 - No, no, this is the best idea ever. 364 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,158 Spencer, will you hurry up 365 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,229 and find Carly already! 366 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,095 - I looked under her bed, in every closet, 368 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,629 on the fire escape. 369 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,334 Oh, there's a big itch. 370 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:04,436 Uh-oh! 371 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,237 - Just go find Carly. 372 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,538 - Okay! 373 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,540 - Hey, Shelby. 374 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,342 I made you some raisin bread toast. 376 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,944 - What? 377 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,475 - Ooh, this is pathetic. 378 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,252 - Ah, thanks 379 00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:18,249 but raisins kinda creep me out. 380 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:26,358 - Oh, well, I can get rid of the raisins. 382 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,395 There you go, raisin free. 383 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:33,165 - You also creep me out. 384 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,966 - Aah!! 385 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,335 - Ooh, I think Spencer found Carly. 387 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,067 - Let me go. 388 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,409 - Listen to what she has to say. 390 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,373 - She's gonna kick me in the face. 392 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:40,841 - No she won't. 393 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:41,679 - You're getting itch cream 394 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,475 all over my outfit. 395 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,705 - It'll wash out. Just relax. 396 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,241 - Spencer! 397 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,014 - Calm down! 398 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:48,247 - Let me go. Aah! 399 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,078 - Carly. 400 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,582 - I didn't make that video 401 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,283 and I was just kiddin' around 402 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,320 when I said that stuff about being able 404 00:10:52,321 --> 00:10:52,987 to kick your butt. 405 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:54,350 But someone took the video and edited it 407 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,162 to make it look I really said 408 00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:55,985 I could kick your butt. 409 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,890 But I don't even wanna kick your butt. 411 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:58,529 Your butt's never done 412 00:10:58,530 --> 00:10:59,185 anything to me and I'm sure 413 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,627 it's super cute. 414 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,728 - Relax. 415 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,230 - Shelby is not mad at you. 416 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,465 - She's not? 417 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,335 - No, I'm not mad at you. 418 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,204 - Okay, good, whew. 419 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,805 - But I do wanna fight you. 420 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:15,478 - Hey. 421 00:11:15,479 --> 00:11:17,135 [Screaming] 422 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,513 - Come on. Come back. 423 00:11:18,514 --> 00:11:19,551 What are you doing? 424 00:11:19,552 --> 00:11:22,376 You're stupid. 425 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:28,454 - I like raisin bread toast. 426 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,356 - But why would you wanna fight me? 428 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,758 - Actually, it was my manager rod's idea. 430 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,227 - Oh, well thanks a lot, rod. 431 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:35,996 - Look, we're not talkin' about 432 00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:38,034 a championship fight or anything like that. 434 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:41,300 Just a one-round exhibition, like a show. 436 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,601 - A show where Shelby punches 437 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,304 and kicks me lots of times. 438 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:45,965 - No, see I wouldn't really 439 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,213 be trying to hurt you. 440 00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:49,637 Think of it as like a fun fight. 441 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:54,346 - Just a fun fight. 442 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,475 - Why is your brother-- - oh, he's taking 444 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,447 an experimental allergy medication. 446 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,685 - Which has side effects. 447 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,516 - ...like itching. 448 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,220 - I totally stopped itching. 449 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,290 - Then why don't you put on some pants? 451 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,826 - Good call, back in two secs. 452 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,557 - That's Juan, my trainer. 454 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,131 - Hi. 455 00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:11,629 - I like this raisin toast. 456 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,831 You put cinnamon on this? 457 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,573 - Yeah. 458 00:12:13,574 --> 00:12:17,436 - Nice. 459 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,437 - So back to this fight thing. 460 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,969 - Right. 461 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:21,844 Look, Shelby 462 00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:23,412 is the best young female fighter 463 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,311 in the world, but we want more people 465 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,246 to know about her and you're famous 467 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,977 on the Internet. 468 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,152 Well, think about it, 469 00:12:30,153 --> 00:12:32,418 two famous teenage girls, 470 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,819 both beautiful, both successful, 471 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,856 fighting it out in the octagon. 472 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,717 Now millions of people 473 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,193 will tune in to watch that 474 00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:40,362 which will be great promotion 475 00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:42,594 for Shelby and for icarly. 476 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,825 - I think this sounds awesome. 477 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,661 - I love it. 478 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,833 - But I won't get hurt, right? 479 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,536 - Does it feel hot in here to you guys? 481 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,544 - And I know I can get this fight 483 00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:55,374 booked on primetime TV. 484 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:55,875 - Really? 485 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:56,836 - No way. 486 00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:01,848 - But I won't get hurt, right? 487 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:05,517 - No one else feels hot? 488 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,623 - And the fight will make a bunch of money 490 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:07,919 which we can donate to charity. 491 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:08,921 - That is a great idea. 492 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:09,460 - See. 493 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:10,186 - Yeah perfect. 494 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:10,990 - Everybody wins. 495 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,725 - But I won't get hurt, right? 496 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,226 Someone say right. 497 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:16,899 - No worries. 498 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,964 - Right. 499 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:18,665 - See, a professional fighter 500 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,929 knows how to throw punches that look real 502 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,868 but don't actually hurt. 503 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,599 Like this. 504 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,938 - Aah! 505 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,269 Owww. 506 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,740 That actually hurt. 507 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,144 - See, I'm not a professional. 508 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,245 - Shelby, show her. 509 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,115 - Come here, Carly. 510 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:44,756 - No-no-no- I don't wanna fight. 512 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,657 - Okay, ready? 513 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,629 - No. 514 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,927 - Yeah, you are. 515 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,529 - Lista vamonos. 516 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,801 [Screaming] 517 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:00,039 [Applause] 518 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,140 - See, nothin' to worry about. 519 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,377 - So, will you do it? 520 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,246 - Spencer, what do you think? 521 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,347 - Well, as long as it's safe 522 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,048 I think it sounds like 523 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,084 a great thing for Shelby and for icarly. 525 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,520 - Um, is sweating one of the side effects 527 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,088 of your allergy meds? 528 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:16,989 - Yeah, why? 529 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:22,929 Is it noticeable? 530 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,830 - And it's now official. 531 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,366 Shelby Marx, the new cfc female champion 533 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,535 will be fighting in an exhibition match 535 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,770 against sassy challenger, Carly shay, 537 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,571 the host of her own 538 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,141 popular comedy web show, icarly. 539 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,012 The two girls will be going 540 00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:38,684 toe to toe, live on national television 542 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,078 next Saturday night. 543 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,610 - Wow, this fight is getting 544 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,717 a ton of publicity. 545 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,786 - You're sweating into your soup. 547 00:14:47,787 --> 00:15:06,005 - Oh, god. 548 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,636 - I can't believe you bought them. 550 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,009 - They were only a dollar a dozen. 552 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:09,979 - I know, but I just think 553 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,977 it's a bad idea to buy clams 554 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:15,679 from a guy on a street corner. 555 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,116 Who put up these posters? 556 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:17,985 - Me and Freddie. 557 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:19,585 - We want everyone to watch, right? 559 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,316 - Yeah, I guess. 560 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,721 - You're pretty brave, Carly. 561 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,591 Hope you can take a punch. 562 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,826 - No, see, it's just an exhibition fight. 564 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,597 Shelby's not-- 565 00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:30,325 - Carly, you're seriously gonna 566 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,399 fight Shelby Marx? 567 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,065 - Yeah, but just for fun. 568 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,166 It's not gonna be like a real-- 569 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:34,897 - do you know how hard 570 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,839 she can punch and kick? 571 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,595 - I know. 572 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,371 She knocked that Russian girl's 573 00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:39,005 front teeth out with one kick to the jaw. 575 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,106 - I saw that. 576 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,607 Poor Russian girl. 577 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,408 - Yeah, now she talks 578 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,776 like bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- 579 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,607 bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba... 580 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,650 - Can we change the subject? 581 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,351 - Carly. 582 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,885 - Oh, hi Mr. connick. 583 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,816 - Take this card. 584 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,125 - Dr. Rick schaffer? 585 00:15:59,126 --> 00:15:59,856 - My brother-in-law 586 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,289 over at St. Mary's hospital. 587 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,663 He specializes in facial reconstruction. 589 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,802 - Why are you giving me this? 590 00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:07,366 - You're fighting Shelby Marx, right? 592 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,267 - Yeah, but she's 593 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,635 not gonna smash my face in. 594 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,166 - I don't know. 595 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:10,938 She knocked that Russian girl's 596 00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,868 front teeth out with one kick to the jaw. 598 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,870 - We were just talking about that. 600 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,442 - Now she talks like bwabba-- 601 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,478 - okay, come with me. 602 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,846 - What? 603 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:21,878 - I'm starting to feel really nervous 605 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,249 about this whole thing. 606 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:23,880 - Why? 607 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:24,651 - Oh, I don't know. 608 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:25,651 Maybe it's all the talk about me 609 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,519 being punched and facial reconstruction 611 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,085 and some poor Russian girl who apparently 613 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:29,919 talks like this now: 614 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,527 Bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- - come on, 616 00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:33,225 Shelby is not gonna hurt you. 617 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,286 She said so. 618 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,961 - Oh, what if she forgets? 619 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:36,662 - She's a professional. 620 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,498 You're gonna be totally safe. 621 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,467 [Cellphone ringing] 622 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,498 - Who texted you? 623 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,336 - Shelby's manager. 624 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,971 The press conference is tomorrow night. 626 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,172 - Oh, that reminds me. 627 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,935 I gotta teach you how to trash talk. 629 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,782 - Trash talk? 630 00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:51,837 - Yeah, you and Shelby 631 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,982 gotta get in each other's faces 632 00:16:52,983 --> 00:16:53,779 and say mean stuff 633 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,180 and pretend you hate each other. 634 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:55,782 - Why? 635 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,522 - Because it gets people 636 00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:58,116 all psyched to watch the fight. 637 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:58,688 - But I don't think 638 00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,515 I'm the trash-talking type. 639 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,820 - We'll try. 640 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:02,721 Here pretend I'm Shelby. 641 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,690 Now, say something to get me mad. 643 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,094 - Okay. Um. 644 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,695 Hey, you want a piece of me? 645 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,327 Well, too bad. 646 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,965 No pieces for you. 647 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,866 Jerk. 648 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:27,979 - We'll work on it. 649 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:28,720 - Thirsty. 650 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,815 So thirsty. 651 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,717 - Here, we sit on this side. 652 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:41,489 - Oh, thank god, water. 653 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,828 - What's his problem now? 654 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,399 - Another side effect 655 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,826 from his allergy meds. 656 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,132 - At least the sweating stopped. 658 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,966 - Yeah, but now he's insanely thirsty. 660 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,667 He's been drinking water 661 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,438 like that ever since 662 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:50,666 he woke up this morning. 663 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,270 - Is that why he tried 664 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,240 to drink that puddle outside? 665 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,441 - Ahh. 666 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,342 Hey buddy, I'm gonna need 667 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,945 some more of these. 668 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,446 - Here she comes. Shelby... 669 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,748 - Shelby, what's up champ? 670 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,749 - Here comes team Shelby. 671 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,980 - Way to go, Shelby. 672 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,424 - Remember the trash talk. 673 00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:07,886 - Trash talk, okay. 674 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,587 - Hi. 675 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,820 I'm rod springer 676 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,462 and I am pleased to welcome 677 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,890 all of you here tonight 678 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,764 so we can talk a little bit 679 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:18,164 with our two fighters, Carly shay 681 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:21,165 and, of course, Shelby Marx. 682 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,468 [Applause] 683 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,238 - But first, as Shelby's manager, 685 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,274 I'd like to welcome a special guest, 687 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,775 Shelby's grandmother, Edith, 688 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,276 who just got home 689 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,807 from the hospital yesterday 690 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,681 and is here to support Shelby. 691 00:18:33,682 --> 00:18:34,950 Wave to the people, Edith. 692 00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:40,817 [Applause] 693 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,320 - Now, Carly 694 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,459 why don't you come up her first? 695 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,185 - Ah, sure. 696 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,220 - Trash talk. 697 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,393 - Okay. 698 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,228 - Hi, I just wanna say 699 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,329 that I'm really looking forward 700 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,964 to getting in that octagon and, you know, 702 00:18:52,965 --> 00:19:00,735 mixing it all up with Shelby. 703 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,240 Oh, and I'm gonna give her 704 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:09,881 a good pop in the mouth. 705 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,819 Questions? 706 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,450 - Yes, Carly. 707 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,021 You've never fought anyone before. 709 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,562 What makes you think 710 00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:17,856 you can take on a great fighter 711 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,387 like Shelby Marx? 712 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,127 - Oh, good question. 713 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:27,997 Um, well, you call Shelby a great fighter, 715 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,438 but I say she's just a punk. 716 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,439 And not the cool kind. 717 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,343 - Carly. 718 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,312 - Yeah, question. 719 00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:39,411 - Are you saying you don't respect 721 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,510 Shelby's punching and kicking power? 723 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,749 - Oh, no I wasn't saying-- 724 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:47,250 [clearing throat] 725 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,922 - Carly, meant to say that she's not scared 727 00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:50,659 of Shelby Marx 'cause Shelby is not even 729 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,987 that good a fighter. 730 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,859 She's all hype. 731 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:58,129 [Gasps] 732 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,465 - Don't overdo it. 733 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,366 - I got this. 734 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,068 In fact, Carly predicts 735 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,904 she'll knock Shelby Marx on her butt 737 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,006 in the first 30 seconds of the fight. 739 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,675 - Wow. 740 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,076 - Oh, does she? 741 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,779 - Maybe not the first 30 seconds. 743 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,648 - Sit down, Shelby, 744 00:20:14,649 --> 00:20:18,884 no one wants to hear you run your mouth. 746 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,885 - Are you kidding me? 747 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,546 - Don't you talk 748 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,153 to my granddaughter like that. 749 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,690 - Sit down, old lady. 750 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,325 [Gasps] 751 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,093 - I'm pretty sure you're overdoing it. 753 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:28,864 - Okay if Carly is so tough, 754 00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:30,228 let's go right now. 755 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:38,837 - Bring it. 756 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:44,908 - Oh my god. 757 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,144 - Get her off me. 758 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,614 Get her off me. 759 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,515 - Unbelievable. 760 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,716 Carly shay just tackled 761 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:54,420 the sickly grandmother of Shelby Marx. 763 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,655 - Help me. Help! 764 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:01,556 - No, I fell. I was pushed. 765 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,761 - You tackled my grandmother. 766 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,127 - I-I-- - listen, I was gonna 768 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,699 take it easy on you, 769 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,500 but now you're goin' down. Hard. 770 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:16,642 - Hard? 771 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,943 - Ah, that was awesome. 772 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,684 Shelby looks like 773 00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:20,108 she really wants to destroy you. 774 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,747 - She does. 775 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:32,088 - Oh, well, that's bad. 776 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:37,861 [Music] 777 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,528 - You're making too big a deal out of this. 779 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,132 - No, I'm dead. 780 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,801 Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me. 781 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,035 - Carly-- - everybody said, 783 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,536 oh you should fight Shelby Marx. 784 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,938 It'll just be for fun. 785 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,039 Well, it's not fun now, is it? 786 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:49,941 No. 787 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,710 Now she hates me. 788 00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:51,640 So she's gonna punch me 789 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,212 and kick me in my head until I talk like 791 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:56,247 bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- 792 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:56,918 - well, you shouldn't have 793 00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:58,076 attacked her grandmother. 794 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,719 - I didn't attack anyone! 795 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,394 You started a big ruckus with your dumb 797 00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:04,989 trash talking idea. 798 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:05,931 - Ruckus. 799 00:22:05,932 --> 00:22:07,025 - It's a word. 800 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:07,986 [Doorbell rings] 801 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:08,864 - It's Shelby. 802 00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:16,901 Aah. I'm not here. 803 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:21,072 - You texted? 804 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,480 - Hey doc, I wanted to talk to you 806 00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:24,876 about this allergy medication you gave me. 808 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,607 - Okay, what? 809 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,780 - First I was itching like crazy, 811 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,075 then I was sweating like an animal, 813 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:30,782 and now I'm insanely thirsty, 814 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,888 no matter how much water I drink. 816 00:22:32,889 --> 00:22:33,985 - I told you to get rid 817 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:34,816 of your allergies forever, 818 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:35,859 you're gonna have to put up 819 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:36,855 with some side effects. 820 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,556 - Okay, but you're sure 821 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,987 these pills are safe? 822 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:43,495 - Man, you ask a lot of questions. 824 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,956 - Hey, you guys, we're on the news. 826 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,674 - Turn it up. 827 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,095 - But the press conference erupted in chaos 829 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:50,742 when Carly shay 830 00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:52,767 tackled the elderly grandmother 831 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,442 of her opponent, Shelby Marx. 832 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,275 - I didn't tackle her elderly grandmother. 834 00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,010 We were pushed and I fell on her. 836 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,714 - She can't hear you. 837 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,783 - And with Shelby's fighting skills, 839 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,990 I sure wouldn't wanna be 840 00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:07,185 Carly shay, getting 841 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,556 into that octagon with her 842 00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:10,185 on Saturday night. 843 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,489 - Man, that girl's 844 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,660 gonna kick your head off. 845 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:15,997 Good luck with your allergy pills. 847 00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:17,625 - Thanks. 848 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,330 - Well, that's it. 849 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,830 I'm canceling the fight. 850 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,900 - Awww. 851 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,969 - I think you have to. 852 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,837 - Agreed. 853 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:30,608 [Knock on door] 854 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,510 - What, gibby? 855 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,012 - Why'd you tackle her grandmother? 857 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:34,881 - I didn't. 858 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:36,320 - But I saw the press conference 860 00:23:36,321 --> 00:23:37,045 and it looked to me that-- 861 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:44,155 don't slam the door. 862 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,316 - And that's why garbage cans 863 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,034 make really bad underwear. 864 00:23:47,035 --> 00:23:49,826 - Right gibby? 865 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:54,199 - This is so uncomfortable. 866 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,397 - And okay, that's it for icarly tonight. 868 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,036 - Uh, except for... - Oh yes, 870 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,205 except for one announcement. 871 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,506 I've decided to cancel the fight 872 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,508 between me and Shelby Marx. 873 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:04,310 - Fight's off, people. 874 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:04,980 - Sorry, but I decided 875 00:24:04,981 --> 00:24:06,507 I like my face and I don't wanna 876 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,146 see it rearranged. 877 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,945 So until next time... Bye. 879 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,817 - Uh-buh-bye. 880 00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:11,247 - Cinco. 881 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,324 - Quatro - cheese. 883 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,785 - Onions. Onions. 884 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:14,586 - Later. 885 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:19,725 - And we're clear. 886 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,527 - Can I take this thing off now? 888 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,995 - Uh, wait one sec. 889 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:24,856 You guys think it's possible 890 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:25,634 to give a guy wearing 891 00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:28,534 garbage-can underpants a wedgie? 892 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,435 - No, not possible. 893 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:29,935 - Not possible. 894 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,666 - Let's see. 895 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,774 - No, no, no wait, wait, Sam. 896 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,375 Sam, Sam it's possible. 897 00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:37,805 No, it's possible. 898 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:41,210 It's very, very possible. 899 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,548 No! 900 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:46,117 Ah ha ha. 901 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:46,648 - Well, yeah, 902 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,453 I just can't believe that Carly 903 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:48,622 is backing out of the fight. 904 00:24:48,623 --> 00:24:50,259 I mean, first she challenges me, 905 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,256 then she body slams my grandma. 906 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,227 And then she just chickens out? 907 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,956 - It's pretty lame, isn't it? 908 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:56,962 - Well, yeah. 909 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,570 Carly's disappointing all my fans, 911 00:24:58,571 --> 00:25:00,570 all her icarly fans, oh, and the fight 913 00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:01,327 was gonna raise a lot of money 914 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,601 for a good charity. 915 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,602 - To help animals? 916 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,803 - Uh-huh, we were gonna help 917 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,771 unwanted bunnies find good, loving homes. 919 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:10,008 But now 'cause Carly backed out, 920 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,944 this little baby has nowhere to go. 922 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,775 - So sad. 923 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:32,258 - I'm never watching icarly again. 925 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,832 - What's your problem? 926 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,601 - Huh? 927 00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:36,434 - Why'd you chicken out of the fight? 929 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,604 - Oh, I didn't chicken out. 930 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:40,765 I just--I was afraid 931 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,779 that Shelby would hurt me, so I canceled 933 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,276 because to make sure that-- 934 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,375 there's nothing wrong with chickening out 936 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,614 once in a while. 937 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,315 - Chicken. 938 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,952 - Hey dude, you know everybody is giving 940 00:25:52,953 --> 00:25:53,720 me and Freddie a hard time 941 00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:55,289 'cause you backed out of the fight. 943 00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:56,287 - I know. 944 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,686 I got called a coward in the parking lot 946 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,130 and those kids just called me 947 00:25:59,131 --> 00:26:02,255 a chicken and made me feel bad. 948 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:03,461 - Gibby. 949 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:04,996 Hey, you get why I had to cancel 950 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:05,767 the fight, don't you? 951 00:26:05,768 --> 00:26:07,065 - Duh, can we talk later? 952 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,967 I don't wanna be seen with you in public. 954 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,804 - Gibby, why are you talking to her? 956 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:13,805 - I'm not. 957 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,541 I was just callin' her a chicken. 959 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,644 [Clucks] 960 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,105 Call me later. 961 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:23,682 [Clucks] 962 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,123 - Ah, don't let it bug you. 963 00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:28,317 Kids can be mean. 964 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:39,097 - Carly's a chicken. 965 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:39,768 - Hi. 966 00:26:39,769 --> 00:26:41,326 - One sec. 967 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,970 Hey socko, * happy birthday * 969 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:48,239 * buddy, buddy, buddy * 970 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:48,910 socko and I always do that 971 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:50,538 on each other's birthday. 972 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,977 - I know. 973 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,244 So how's your thirst problem? 974 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,205 - Gone. 975 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,181 These pills are awesome. 976 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:57,250 I still have no allergy problems 977 00:26:57,251 --> 00:26:58,384 and I think all the crazy side effects 979 00:26:58,385 --> 00:26:59,550 are over. 980 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:00,491 - Yay. 981 00:27:00,492 --> 00:27:01,746 - So how was school today? 982 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:02,921 - Bad. 983 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,055 Everyone, even teachers 984 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:04,956 are calling me a coward 985 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,457 for backing out of the fight. 986 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,027 - Aw, one sec, hey socko, 987 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,228 * happy birthday, * 988 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:14,730 * buddy, buddy, buddy! * 989 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,374 socko and I always do that 990 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,435 on each other's birthday. 991 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:18,496 - You do it twice? 992 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:21,172 - No. 993 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,443 So how was school today? 994 00:27:22,444 --> 00:27:24,876 - Still bad. 995 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,575 Um, about your allergy medication, 997 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:28,884 wasn't one of the possible side effects 999 00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:30,716 short-term memory loss? 1000 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,377 - Yeah. 1001 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,153 So how was school today? 1002 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:35,924 [Knock on door] 1003 00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:37,188 - Come in. 1004 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,119 - Hey guys. 1005 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:39,725 - Hey, is that a new shirt? 1006 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:40,086 - Yeah. 1007 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:40,732 - Nice. 1008 00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:42,287 - Thanks. 1009 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,862 You've been on icarly.Com today. 1010 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:44,803 - No, why? 1011 00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:45,897 - Over a hundred thousand 1012 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,728 comments in the past 24 hours. 1013 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:48,840 - A hundred thousand? 1014 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:51,399 - Yeah, almost all of 'em about the fight. 1016 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,938 - Let me guess. 1017 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:53,869 Carly's a chicken. 1018 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:54,643 Carly's lame. 1019 00:27:54,644 --> 00:27:55,740 Carly's a coward. 1020 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,405 - Most of 'em weren't that nice. 1022 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,477 - Uhh. 1023 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,578 - Is that a new shirt? 1024 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,350 - Yeah. 1025 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:05,078 - Nice. 1026 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:05,854 - Side effect. 1027 00:28:05,855 --> 00:28:08,286 - Ah. 1028 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:12,417 [Cellphone ringing] 1029 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,094 - Hey. 1030 00:28:13,095 --> 00:28:14,592 - Our friend nevel's been busy. 1031 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:15,994 - Uh, now what? 1032 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,495 - Go to nevelocity.Com. 1033 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,664 - Uh, go to nevelocity.Com. 1034 00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:20,895 - Uh oh. 1035 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,768 - So how was school today? 1036 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:22,228 - Awesome. 1037 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,803 Thanks for asking. 1038 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,174 Well, what's on nevelocity? 1039 00:28:26,175 --> 00:28:27,205 - This. 1040 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,506 - Carly shay has embarrassed 1041 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,007 herself yet again 1042 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:32,309 by chickening out of her fight 1043 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,045 with Shelby Marx. 1044 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,076 Oh well, at least you can watch 1045 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,852 this animated video I created 1046 00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:42,350 showing Carly as she truly is. 1047 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:45,156 Enjoy. 1048 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:45,927 - Is that a new shirt? 1049 00:28:45,928 --> 00:28:47,525 - Shh! 1050 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:52,796 [Clucks] 1051 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:57,199 - Okay, that's enough. 1052 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,236 I gotta fix this. 1053 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:58,937 - How? 1054 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,168 - I'm gonna fight Shelby. 1055 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,142 - You can't. 1056 00:29:01,143 --> 00:29:02,640 You smooshed her grandmother. 1057 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,841 She's gonna kill you. 1058 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,277 - Maybe not if I talk to her. 1059 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,108 - So how was school today? 1060 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,881 - It blew up, okay! 1061 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:17,555 - Jeez. 1062 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:18,486 - And my friend Sam told me 1063 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,525 I was supposed to trash talk. 1064 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:23,556 [Grunting] 1065 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,362 - And then when everyone 1066 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:28,567 started yelling and shoving, I got pushed 1068 00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:30,836 into your grandmother 1069 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,067 and then we both just fell over 1070 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:36,174 onto that podium thing. 1071 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:36,935 - Are you sure? 1072 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,143 - Absolutely. 1073 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:45,683 - Finish him. 1074 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:48,053 - So what are you saying? 1075 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:49,591 - I'm saying I'm really sorry 1076 00:29:49,592 --> 00:29:50,888 I fell on your grandmother, 1077 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:54,190 but it was an accident. 1078 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,194 - Okay, I believe you. 1079 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,629 I'm sorry, I got all in your face. 1081 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,230 - So... the fight. 1082 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,133 - You want to do it? 1083 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,499 - Promise, you're not mad at me anymore? 1085 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:05,603 - I promise. 1086 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:06,805 - And after the fight, my face will look 1088 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,735 pretty much just like this? 1089 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,775 - Yeah, I'll go easy, no worries. 1091 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,906 - Okay. 1092 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,679 - So we're on, Saturday night. 1093 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,750 - Saturday night. 1094 00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:19,017 - I'll let the press know. 1095 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:28,226 - Does anyone have any aspirin? 1096 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,227 * sometimes you like to play * 1097 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:31,800 * and baby * 1098 00:30:31,801 --> 00:30:35,127 * sometimes I walk away * 1099 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,174 * and it's the same thing * 1100 00:30:36,175 --> 00:30:38,436 * every single day * 1101 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:39,337 * but that's life * 1102 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:42,238 * and that's love to me anyway * 1103 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,808 * 'cause baby at the same time * 1104 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:44,709 * you make it so right * 1105 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,910 [doorbell rings] 1106 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,845 - It's open. 1107 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:48,576 - Hey. 1108 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,917 - Hello! 1109 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:52,748 - You got my text. 1110 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:53,821 - Yeah, why are we celebrating? 1111 00:30:53,822 --> 00:30:55,086 - The fight is on. 1112 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:55,587 - No way. 1113 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:56,055 - Yeah. 1114 00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:57,022 - I told Shelby that I never meant 1116 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:57,891 to knock her grandmother down 1117 00:30:57,892 --> 00:30:58,620 and she totally understood. 1118 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:00,458 So we made up and the fight's back on. 1120 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,587 - And she said, she'll go easy on you, 1122 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,132 she's not gonna pound your face in? 1124 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:03,659 - No. 1125 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:04,132 She has promised 1126 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:06,930 to leave my face just like this. 1127 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,670 - Which is why we are celebrating. 1129 00:31:08,671 --> 00:31:10,197 - With my not really famous, 1130 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,005 but magically delicious spaghetti taco! 1132 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,606 - Wow! 1133 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:19,305 - Some spaghetti for Carly's taco. 1135 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:19,779 - Gracias. 1136 00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:20,246 - De nada. 1137 00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:20,946 And some for Sam. 1138 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,377 - Quickly. 1139 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:22,951 - No, relax. 1140 00:31:22,952 --> 00:31:26,084 Argh! 1141 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:27,715 Ah. 1142 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,747 - How come you flung Sam's spaghetti 1144 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:29,955 against the door? 1145 00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:31,719 - I just had like a muscle spasm. 1147 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,028 - Wasn't that another possible side effect 1149 00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:34,625 from your allergy pills? 1150 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,957 - Oh yeah, I think you're right. 1152 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:37,963 - You're gonna be okay? 1153 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,500 - Yeah, now that I know what's going on, 1155 00:31:39,501 --> 00:31:47,305 I can probably control it. 1156 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:55,346 I can't control it. 1157 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,347 - So the two girls made up 1158 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,818 and have agreed to go forward 1159 00:31:57,819 --> 00:32:00,346 with the fight. 1160 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:04,990 - So now, Shelby and Carly are friends. 1162 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,291 Oh, that just won't do, 1163 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:09,427 will it Mr. tibbals? 1164 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:14,165 Looks like Neville has some work to do. 1166 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,044 Alright, here we have Carly and Sam 1168 00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:19,004 at the press conference. 1169 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:23,005 So now, we just need to add 1170 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:26,577 some sound, which I can steal 1171 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,678 from their web show. 1172 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,747 - Tell 'em what you did. 1173 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:30,850 - Well, I went down to see my grandmother 1175 00:32:30,851 --> 00:32:33,351 and I took her to raging rapid water park. 1177 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,450 - And made her go down the mega slide. 1179 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,687 - Ah, yes. 1180 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,789 I had to push her, but when she got down 1182 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,027 to the bottom, she was screaming 1184 00:32:39,028 --> 00:32:43,125 "again, again!" 1185 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:47,365 - And now with a few audio tricks-- 1187 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,234 [rewinding] 1188 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:51,595 - Push her. 1189 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:52,203 [Rewinding] 1190 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:55,806 Grandmother [rewinding] 1192 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,037 Down. 1193 00:32:57,043 --> 00:33:00,178 - We can make Sam say... 1194 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,779 - Push her grandmother down. 1195 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,216 Push her grandmother down. 1196 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:06,387 Push her grandmother down. 1197 00:33:06,388 --> 00:33:09,185 - That's better. 1198 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,057 Now watch. 1199 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:15,758 Lookie, we draggie. 1200 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,131 - Push her grandmother down. 1201 00:33:17,132 --> 00:33:20,498 - I'll do it. 1202 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,197 - Wait till Shelby Marx sees this. 1204 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,904 - Nevel, do you have a porcupine in there? 1206 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:29,435 - No mother. 1207 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:43,154 - Shh! 1208 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:47,625 - Okay, now give me an elbow strike here. 1210 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,394 - Hey, Shelby. 1211 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:50,255 - What's up? 1212 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,657 - This kid says he has something important 1214 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:52,663 to talk to you about. 1215 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:55,700 - Indeed I do. 1216 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,569 - Aah! 1217 00:33:58,570 --> 00:33:59,908 - Okay, what's so important? 1218 00:33:59,909 --> 00:34:01,205 - It's about Carly shay 1219 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:04,107 attacking your grandmother. 1220 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,478 - Oh, she didn't really attack her. 1222 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:06,477 It was just an accident. 1223 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,546 - Was it? 1224 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,147 Maybe you should see this. 1225 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,018 Now Shelby, this clip is from last week's 1227 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,119 press conference. 1228 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,189 I was able to boost the audio, 1229 00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:16,988 so you can hear 1230 00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:18,888 what Carly and Sam are saying. 1231 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,726 - Okay. 1232 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,127 - So what should I do? 1233 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:24,830 - Push her grandmother down? 1234 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:26,664 - I'll do it. 1235 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,265 - Unbelievable. 1236 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:29,537 - So it wasn't an accident. 1237 00:34:29,538 --> 00:34:32,135 - Obviously not. 1238 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,438 I suppose you're pretty angry. 1239 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:35,005 - Uh-huh. 1240 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:35,966 - And I bet you're gonna punch 1241 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:39,177 and kick Carly extra powerfully. 1242 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,578 - Yeah, I am. 1243 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,709 - Who could blame you. 1244 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:43,981 - Let's go Gary. 1245 00:34:43,982 --> 00:34:46,217 - Oh no. 1246 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:55,526 - Aah! 1247 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,557 - Hello fight fans and welcome 1248 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,873 to the Seattle supercenter. 1249 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,766 Tonight in the octagon, 1250 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,834 cfc phenom, Shelby Marx 1251 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:04,795 will be battling it out 1252 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,739 with Internet sensation Carly shay 1254 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,909 from the popular web show icarly. 1256 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:09,414 I'm being told 1257 00:35:09,415 --> 00:35:10,708 that Carly shay has just emerged 1258 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,409 from her dressing room 1259 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,354 and is making way up here to the octagon. 1261 00:35:13,355 --> 00:35:24,555 [Applause] 1262 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:25,616 - Yeah! 1263 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,592 - So far no sign of Shelby Marx-- 1265 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,262 - whoa, here she comes. 1266 00:35:27,263 --> 00:35:28,789 [Applause] 1267 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:38,403 [Crowd chants "Shelby"] 1268 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,605 - We love you, Shelby Marx! 1269 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,366 - Wow. 1270 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,843 - She looks pretty intense. 1271 00:35:42,844 --> 00:35:45,241 - Yeah. 1272 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:52,217 Hi, Shelby, hey. 1273 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,618 - She looks pretty cheesed off. 1274 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,219 - I thought you made up with her. 1276 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,221 - I did. 1277 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,623 She's just acting all tough for the crowd. 1279 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:00,358 Here, I'll do it too. 1280 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:06,797 Hey, Shelby-- [growls] 1282 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,666 - Pretty scary. 1283 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,235 - Hey, guys. 1284 00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:09,695 - Hi. 1285 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,501 - Gibby! 1286 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,969 - Gib, gib, gib. 1287 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:14,405 - Man, the popcorn here is awesome. 1289 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,836 - Awwww. 1290 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:20,107 - So-rry - I'll go get another one. 1292 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:20,881 - I'll go with you. 1293 00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:24,349 - Bring me back a root beer - Shelby Marx - 1295 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:31,586 the reigning cfc champion - hey, check out 1297 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,459 who's sitting over there. 1298 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:39,129 - Oh, wow, sir mix-a-lot. 1299 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,866 - No, in the front row. 1300 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,267 - Nevel? 1301 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,269 - Gross. 1302 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:53,378 [Applause] 1303 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:57,715 - Hello icarly, fancy meeting you here. 1305 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,284 - What are you doing here? 1306 00:36:59,285 --> 00:36:59,985 - Yeah papperman. 1307 00:36:59,986 --> 00:37:02,015 - Well, I heard Carly was going 1308 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,054 to be fighting Shelby Marx, 1309 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,085 and I thought this would be 1310 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:07,060 a wonderful opportunity for me 1311 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:10,094 to watch you bleed and cry. 1312 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:10,825 - Sorry, but this is 1313 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,299 just an exhibition match. 1314 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,498 - Just for fun. 1315 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:14,565 [Bells rings] 1316 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,734 - Oop, ding ding ding. 1317 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,595 I think that's for you. 1318 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:19,904 Run along. 1319 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,572 - The Seattle supercenter welcomes you 1321 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,873 to this exhibition match 1322 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:25,543 between cfc champion Shelby Marx 1323 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:29,347 and Carly shay, from icarly dot com. 1325 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:33,048 - And here comes the main event. 1327 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,685 - Okay, you're up, kid. 1328 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:35,616 - Have fun out there. 1329 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:40,925 - All right make us proud, remember, ahh! 1331 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,856 - Dude-- not cool. 1332 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,862 - Sorry. 1333 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:46,872 - You better get out there. 1334 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:47,395 - Okay. 1335 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:53,571 - And here we go... - Hi. 1337 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,012 - Okay, ladies, this is the main event. 1339 00:37:55,013 --> 00:37:56,374 It's showtime. 1340 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,335 Let's give the millions of fans 1341 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,344 watching a good fight. 1342 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,412 Go back to your corners and let's get ready 1344 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,680 to rock 'n' roll. 1345 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:03,451 - Cool. 1346 00:38:03,452 --> 00:38:04,849 Hey Shelby, after the fight, 1347 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,180 you wanna go get some smoothies 1348 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:10,555 with me, Sam and Freddie? 1349 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,916 Oh. 1350 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:13,532 - You ready? 1351 00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:14,125 - Uh-huh. 1352 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:14,825 - Mouth open. 1353 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:19,226 - Okay kiddo, go out there and have fun. 1355 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,099 - I will. 1356 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,068 - Now remember, since this is 1358 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:24,268 just an exhibition match, 1359 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:24,799 it's only scheduled 1360 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,373 for one three-minute round, 1361 00:38:26,374 --> 00:38:27,441 but no one has ever lasted 1362 00:38:27,442 --> 00:38:29,108 a full round with Shelby Marx, 1363 00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:30,975 so I doubt that even matters. 1364 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:31,676 - Well, thanks for making me 1365 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:36,814 feel stupid, Marvin. 1366 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,675 - Fighter, are you ready? 1367 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:43,421 - Fighter, are you ready? 1368 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:45,022 Fight! 1369 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,957 - C'mon Shelby. 1370 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,488 - Come on, Shelby. 1371 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:55,232 - This is kind of fun, whew. 1372 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,868 Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. 1374 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:04,775 It's almost like you're actually--aah! 1376 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,945 - Ow. 1377 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,576 - Time-out. 1378 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:10,281 - Time-out? 1379 00:39:10,282 --> 00:39:11,881 - No time-outs! 1380 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,653 - You can't call a time-out. 1381 00:39:13,654 --> 00:39:17,287 - Well, I just did. 1382 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,790 - We have an unofficial time out. 1384 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:21,859 - Okay, that girl is trying to kill me. 1386 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,094 - I thought she was gonna go easy on you. 1388 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:23,832 - That's what she said. 1389 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:26,430 - I don't know what she's doing. 1391 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:27,532 - Let's go, shay. 1392 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,073 - Come on Carly. 1393 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,096 - You can. 1394 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,070 - You can do it. 1395 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:32,537 - Come on take her down! 1396 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:33,868 - ...her face! 1397 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,244 - Hi Shelby, remember how you promised 1399 00:39:37,245 --> 00:39:50,254 to go easy on me and not really hit aah! 1402 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,455 - Let go, Carly. 1403 00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:53,787 Let go off her leg. 1404 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:54,462 - Shay, hanging on 1405 00:39:54,463 --> 00:39:57,160 to the left leg of the champion. 1406 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,262 Very unusual. 1407 00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:01,098 - What's she doing? 1408 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:01,869 - I don't think we've seen 1409 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:04,935 this technique before. 1410 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:05,936 - Let go of my leg. 1411 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,167 - Never. 1412 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:09,106 - Hang on to her leg. 1413 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:09,837 - Don't let go! 1414 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:13,611 - Come on! 1415 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:14,112 - Stay with her! 1416 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,046 - Marx, trying to shake shay off her leg. 1418 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:21,151 But shay is hanging on for dear life. 1420 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,592 - Is she allowed to do this? 1421 00:40:22,593 --> 00:40:27,057 - I don't know. 1422 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,956 - Will someone pry this girl off my leg 1424 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,495 so I can punch her? 1425 00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:33,326 - Marx getting frustrated. 1426 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:35,131 - Carly, only ten seconds left 1427 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:35,933 in the round. 1428 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,635 - Hang on, kiddo! 1429 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,966 - Okay! 1430 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,312 - Eight more seconds and Carly shay 1432 00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:43,878 will be the first girl 1433 00:40:43,879 --> 00:40:48,310 to ever last a full round with Shelby Marx. 1435 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:53,584 - In five, four, three, two, one. 1437 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,645 [Bell rings] 1438 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,954 Yeah! 1439 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:57,685 - That's a foul! 1440 00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:01,189 Isn't that a foul?! 1441 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:02,527 - She is awesome. 1442 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:06,058 [Screaming] 1443 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,974 - And there goes Carly shay, 1444 00:41:07,975 --> 00:41:11,296 running away, screaming. 1445 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:16,910 - Oh-hey, you got some more... - Carly? 1447 00:41:16,911 --> 00:41:17,276 - Carly. 1448 00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:17,705 - Carly? 1449 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,809 - I don't know where she is, check there. 1451 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:19,410 - Oh man. 1452 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,248 - Uh. 1453 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:20,945 - Carly. 1454 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:21,646 - Definitely not down there. 1455 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:22,277 - Come on, I don't know. 1456 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,548 - Well, what if she went to the-- 1458 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,549 - over here. 1459 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:25,880 - Hey. 1460 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,117 - Nice fighting. 1461 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,318 - Oh, I can't believe it. 1462 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,089 - You rocked. 1463 00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:30,855 - That was amazing. 1464 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:31,986 - You were awesome. 1465 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,424 You didn't throw one punch of kick 1467 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:34,625 and you looked like a total spaz out there, 1469 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:35,626 but you lasted a whole round 1470 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:37,164 with a topnotch professional fighter. 1472 00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:38,729 Way to be, kid. 1473 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:48,606 That was awesome. 1474 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:52,776 - Hey, why's everyone getting-- aah! 1476 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:53,708 - What do you want? 1477 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:54,582 - Talk to Carly. 1478 00:41:54,583 --> 00:42:00,450 I wanna to ask her why-- 1479 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:01,691 - oh, I'm so sorry. 1480 00:42:01,692 --> 00:42:04,587 - Oof! 1481 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:06,857 Uh-oh! Ha-ha. 1482 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:12,458 I'm gonna go wait in the car. 1483 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,664 - What happened tonight? 1484 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:15,765 You promised you were gonna go easy on me. 1486 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:16,997 - You promised it was an accident 1488 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:17,970 when you tackled my grandmother. 1489 00:42:17,971 --> 00:42:18,899 - It was. 1490 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:19,772 - Don't lie. 1491 00:42:19,773 --> 00:42:21,606 I saw a video and heard you and Sam 1493 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:22,407 planning to do it. 1494 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:23,207 - What video? 1495 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,108 - We never planned it. 1496 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,509 - Are you dating anyone? 1497 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:26,877 - Ugh! 1498 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:27,446 - All I know is that 1499 00:42:27,447 --> 00:42:28,375 some kid came to my gym 1500 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,777 and played me a video showing you guys 1502 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:30,881 at he press conference talking 1503 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:31,652 about how you were gonna 1504 00:42:31,653 --> 00:42:33,050 push my grandmother down. 1505 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,051 - What kid? 1506 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,521 - I don't know, about this tall. 1508 00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:36,390 Our age, round head-- 1509 00:42:36,391 --> 00:42:38,787 polite, but super creepy. 1510 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,658 - Nevel. 1511 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:41,427 - Now I get it. 1512 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:42,960 - Nevel must have made a fake video. 1514 00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:45,129 - That little nub. 1515 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:46,098 - Maybe he is still here. 1516 00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:46,667 - Go check it out. 1517 00:42:46,668 --> 00:42:51,765 - Right. 1518 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,403 - Nevel's head kinda round-- 1520 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:53,914 - like a melon. 1521 00:42:53,915 --> 00:42:57,435 - Yeah. 1522 00:42:57,442 --> 00:42:59,042 - Just let me go, 1523 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:00,414 I mean it, Freddie Benson. 1524 00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:02,211 I have rights. 1525 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,023 You cannot legally drag me here 1526 00:43:04,024 --> 00:43:06,516 against my will or I will drag you 1528 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:07,785 into the courthouse. 1529 00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:08,516 I will see you there-- 1530 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,888 - all right, I let you go. 1531 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:12,289 - Gibby, lights. 1532 00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:14,024 - Lights. 1533 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:17,160 - Okay Freddie, I'm not scared of you. 1535 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:23,668 - That's cool. 1536 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,069 - Hello, nevel. 1537 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:30,875 - I'm not scared of you either. 1538 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,206 - S'up nevel? 1539 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:36,747 - Okay, you, I'm scared of. 1540 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,148 - Just admit it. 1541 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,049 - Admit what? 1542 00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,519 - That you tricked Shelby Marx 1543 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,686 with some fake video. 1544 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:43,088 - That made it look like I meant 1546 00:43:43,089 --> 00:43:44,018 to tackle her grandmother. 1547 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:48,692 - Ahh--I did no such thing. 1548 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:53,063 - Okay, I tricked Shelby. 1549 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,734 So? 1550 00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:58,335 - Hi, nevel. 1551 00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:03,006 - Oh dear. 1552 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,308 Oh okay, okay. 1553 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,610 What are you gonna do? 1554 00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:09,876 Ladies, my pants are very expensive. 1556 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,916 [Screaming] 1557 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:16,017 [Music] 1558 00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:17,321 - Okay, now most of you guys 1559 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,393 probably watched Carly fight Shelby Marx 1561 00:44:19,394 --> 00:44:20,790 on TV a few nights ago. 1562 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:21,930 But, now Shelby and I are 1563 00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:23,287 actually really good friends. 1564 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:25,304 - What, you don't believe that? 1565 00:44:25,305 --> 00:44:26,896 - You think I'm lying? 1566 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:28,098 - Well well. 1567 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:29,599 We'll just have to prove it. 1568 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,270 Get out here Shelby. 1569 00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,739 [Applause] 1570 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:35,770 - Yeah! 1571 00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:36,774 - Come here. 1572 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:37,935 - All right. 1573 00:44:37,943 --> 00:44:39,276 - Come here. 1574 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:41,505 - Uh, no hug for the technical producer. 1576 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:49,519 - Oh, come here, Freddie. 1577 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,455 - Sorry. 1578 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:52,556 - Now, how can you be sure, 1579 00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:54,058 Shelby is really our new best bud. 1581 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:55,189 - Well, only best buds 1582 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,163 would do super slow motion spit 1583 00:44:57,164 --> 00:44:58,631 takes together with grape juice. 1584 00:44:58,632 --> 00:45:00,765 While a powerful fan blows our hair back. 1586 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:01,466 - Let's do it. 1587 00:45:01,466 --> 00:45:02,096 - Let's do it. 1588 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,768 - Let's do it. 1589 00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:04,639 - Let's do it. 1590 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,765 - We're doing it. 1591 00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:07,007 - Look here, let's get real close here 1593 00:45:07,008 --> 00:45:08,605 - nice pretty shot. 1594 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:11,575 - And ready, go. 1595 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:25,786 [Wind blowing] 1596 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,925 - Okay that's it for this icarly. 1598 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:35,465 Until next time... [Screaming] 1600 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:47,076 [Music] 1601 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,308 - Hi, watch me feed 1602 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:50,014 baby Spencer some salsa. 1603 00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:53,345 - Waaaah. Baby want salsa. 1604 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:54,189 - Here you go. 1605 00:45:54,190 --> 00:45:54,915 - No. 1606 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,086 - Here you go. 1607 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:56,817 - Give me. 1608 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:59,416 Baby wanna do icarly.Com dance. 1610 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:02,226 - Okay, dance baby. 1611 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:05,227 * go to my icarly.Com * 1612 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:08,230 * go to my icarly.Com * 1613 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:13,043 * go to icarly.Com * 1614 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:14,165 captioning performed by aegis rapidtext