DEM
-DEMO. What are you guysDEMOng?
- Getting DEMOy to play CupcakeDEMOm.
- Ooh, IDEMOna play.
DEMOll, then hurry, gDEMOa cupcake.
- What's theDEMO?
- LoserDEMO to drink piDEMO juice.
- Ew, I donDEMOanna drink picklDEMOice.
- Well then, you betDEMOthrow that cupcDEMOhard
and hoDEMOt's sticky.
- That's DEMOsomething you hear eveDEMOay.
- Okay. In DEMO, four,
three,DEMO-- DEMOakes!
You gotDEMOs! It'sDEMO you.
- OhDEMOGod! - ItDEMOll you.
YDEMOot everything. - DEMOse go down!
- You make DEMOroud, boy. You got DEMOIt's all you.
It's DEMOyou.
DEMOare-- DEMO, yeah!
DEMOah! - ODEMOeah!
DEMOah, baby! -DEMOhuh.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uDEMOh.
- Oh, DEMO. -DEMOy, Sam.
You tDEMOty?
- [phoneDEMOgs]
-DEMO That guy Jeffrey is on his wDEMOp. - Who's DEMOrey? - You DEMO, the one who
e-mailed us aDEMO all that-- - SPEDEMO: Ah!
GuesDEMOat just happened!
- YDEMObelly button started talking toDEMO.
DEMO. But thatDEMOld be so cool.
- WhDEMOappened?
- What'DEMO favorite movie in thDEMOrld?
- "GalaDEMOars." DEMOknow. Look at this.
- FREDDEMO A proton cruiser? - No, my proton cruiseDEMO just DEMOht it!
ItDEMO actually used in the actual fiDEMOg of "Galaxy Wars."
- In the BatDEMOof Panthatar?
- And DEMOrescue of the HDEMOops
from the PlaneDEMOoveron!
- ShuDEMO! - HDEMOan I?
- BOTH: ZizDEMOja!
- WDEMOI feel like I'm watchinDEMODVD of "Dorks DEMO Wild."
- [knocDEMO]
DEMO. - Hey, I'm DEMOrey Flanken.
- YeDEMOcome on in.
DEMOM: Hi. DEMOy.
- This is JDEMOey,
the guy whoseDEMOher owns FlaDEMO Motors.
- Oh, rDEMO. - Your dad DEMOs to set up
some kind of DEMOest on iCarly?
- Yeah. I mean, ifDEMO guys areDEMOo it.
- Look at mDEMOaceship. - IDEMOnice.
- Well, letDEMOo up to our studio and DEMO.
DEMOol.
DEM
D
- FREDDIE: InDEMOe, four, thDEMO two--
DEM
- CARLY: ♪ I know,DEMO see ♪
♪ Somehow tDEMOorld will change forDEMO♪
♪ And be so DEMOerful ♪
DEMOve life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know DEMOhow we'rDEMOnna get there ♪
♪ And feel so wondDEMOl ♪
♪ IDEMOall for real ♪
DEMOm telling you jDEMOhow I feel ♪
♪ So wDEMOup, the members DEMOy nation ♪
♪ It's your time toDEMO♪
♪ TherDEMOno chance unlessDEMO take one ♪
♪ EDEMO time just see the brighter sideDEMO♪
♪ ...of every DEMOation ♪
♪ Some thinDEMOre meant to be so giveDEMOyour best ♪
♪ And leave the rest tDEMO ♪
♪ Leave it all toDEMO♪
♪ LeavDEMO all to me ♪
♪ LDEMO it all to me ♪
♪ JusDEMOave it all to me ♪
DEM
- WaitDEMO, your dad wants to jusDEMOve away
a brandDEMO car? -DEMOh.
IDEMOn, he does it once every fewDEMOrs.
It's great pubDEMOty for DEMOdealership.
-DEMOl. - SoDEMOat kind of contest?
- How aDEMO guess the number of zits onDEMOddie's butt?
DEMOw. ThDEMO really gross.
No. Um, see, my dDEMOants the contest to be a brain buDEMO.
You kDEMO something you really DEMOto figure out.
- Oh, like howDEMOy of Sam's relativesDEMO on parole?
- Hey, don'tDEMObanging on my auDEMOaggie, cousin Garth,
and unclDEMOrris, all right?
- WDEMO having a meeting.
DEMOwe challenge our viewers to figuDEMOut the brain buster,
and then the first pDEMOn wDEMOends in the right answer
wins DEMOcar?
DEMOp. - DEMO it.
- It'llDEMO iCarly DEMOt of buzz.
- DEMOyeah. Isn't your uncle BuzzDEMOparole too?
- LooDEMOnson-- - DEMO, Sam?
- He was DEMOce guy. - SDEMOit!
WDEMOlove to do the give-away-a-car coDEMOt.
- AweDEMO. AlDEMOght.
Here's the brain bDEMOr.
A cowDEMOrides into town onDEMOday.
He stays in town DEMOthree days, then lDEMOs on Friday.
How didDEMOdo it?
- I have DEMOdea. - How did hDEMO it?
- DEMO not allowed to tell you.
- SeeDEMO keep the contestDEMOr,
myDEMO put the answer in this sDEMOd envelope.
- Here, why don't you locDEMOis in your jeweDEMObox.
- My mom wanted a DEMOhter, DEMO?
DEM
- AnDEMOw, before we say goodnDEMO--
- It's time for an iDEMOy... - ...special DEMOest!
♪ Special cDEMOst, special contDEMO♪
♪ Special coDEMOt ♪
-DEMOy. Are you ready for DEMO?
- CARLY: We are gonna giveDEMOy a DEMOcar!
- DEMOnew car ♪ - --from FlankenDEMOors.
- The best "FlanDEMO car dealersDEMOin Seattle.
- And to win the DEMOcar,
all yoDEMOtta do is answDEMOhis brain buster.
- Mood lDEMOing. - CARLY: Mysterious DEMOc.
- [susDEMOe music]
-DEMOy. - HDEMOs the brain buster.
- A cowboy DEMOs into town on DEMOay.
He staDEMOn town for three days, then DEMOes on Friday.
How'd he DEMOt?
- OkDEMOThe first iCarly fan to tell us the cDEMOct answer
wDEMO.. - Both: ..DEMOew car!
- Just text us rDEMO here at iCDEMO.com.
- And if you can't DEMOre out howDEMOtext us--
- --then call yourDEMOtor.
- 'Cause you mayDEMOsuffering from DEMOeme stupidity.
- Together, we can findDEMOure.
DEM
- DEMOuh.
ODEMOeah.
[maDEMObeeping noises] DEMOh.
ThiDEMO Commander Spencer.
WhaDEMO the nature of your emDEMOncy?
A fleet of red skyDEMOs hDEMOnvaded the alpha quadrant.
SerDEMOly? DEMOously.
I wDEMOintercept and destroy thDEMOemy.
Oh godDEMOank you! DEMO
[sinDEMO]
[hatDEMOpening sound]
[sinDEMO]
[hatch clDEMOg sound]
Switching to hypeDEMOve!
[makes hyperdrivDEMOund]
Enemy sDEMO within range. EngDEMOg.
Proton lasersDEMO to maximosity! I'm goinDEMO hot!
[mDEMO laser sounds]
ODEMO'm sorry. DEMOI damage your ship?
WeDEMOhere. Let meDEMO it out of its misery.
[makes lasDEMOounds]
- [knDEMOon door]
- Hey, iDEMOme.
DEMO, teenage boy off the porDEMOw.
[makes laser sDEMOs]
- WhDEMOYou got it. -DEMO.
[hatch opDEMOg sound]
I did DEMOit.
And now itDEMOine, and the galaDEMOs safe.
[makes DEMOr sound]
- Hey. I thouDEMOyou said tDEMOis one
of the actual protDEMOruisers DEMO to film "Galaxy Wars."
-DEMOis. - No, it'DEMOt.
DEMOah, it is. -DEMO it's not.
- DEMO, you're lying.
WDEMOmakes you lie?
- I'm noDEMOing. - Yeah, DEMOare.
Feel like DEMOg boy telling yourDEMO boy lies?
- SpDEMOr. - Yes, LiDEMO Larry Lies-A-Lot?
- The proDEMOcruisers inDEMOlaxy Wars"
haDEMOin exhaust ports up front.
This one only haDEMOe. - DEMO--
-DEMO the neutronium DEMOt plate
is DEMOosed to be octagonal. ThDEMOne's round.
- But hDEMOan-- - AnDEMOok.
Here's a sticker thaDEMOys,
"Not anDEMOual prop from the movie DEMOaxy Wars.'"
- DEMO. Well, that can mean anytDEMO.
DEMO. It means this is just a repDEMO.
- But DEMOid for a real proton cruiser from "GaDEMO Wars."
ADEMO!
- Sorry, Spence. DEMOt to go rehearse DEMOly.
DEM
- [makes DEMO laser sound]
- MAN VOICE: DEMOthen, the monstDEMOose up out
DEMOhe coffin andDEMO the man's head off.
-DEMOreaming]
- That wasDEMOscary!
- How about a hand DEMOGeorge, the bra who tells ghost DEMOies.
- WhooDEMOah.
I hope youDEMOready 'cause thDEMOme has come.
- The tDEMOhas come.
- If you haDEMO hat-- DEMOyou better hang on to it
- 'Cause we're about DEMOive away DEMOand-new car!
- CourtDEMOof Flanken Motors.
- CARLY: You aDEMOnow the DEMOn buster.
- DEMOh Carly will now repeat.
-DEMOowboy rides into town onDEMOday.
He stays in townDEMO three days, then leaves on FDEMOy.
How did hDEMO it? - How DEMOhe do it?
- Let us cheDEMOhe envelope. - [cheeDEMO]
DEMO. -DEMOet it.
His horse's name was FrDEMO. - His horse's name was DEMOay.
- MAN VOICE: RaDEMO dancing!
- [popDEMOic]
- CARLY: Okay. A lot of yDEMOuys guDEMOd the right answer.
DEMOt only one of you gDEMOed it first.
- And that lucky DEMOer's screenDEMOe is...
- ..DEMOckster 206! DEMOoo!
And now, FreddiDEMOll connect us to the winDEMO..
- .DEMOa video chat.
- You just loDEMOaying "via"? DEMOah.
- All right, we're connDEMOd. - HeyDEMOickster 206.
- SAM: Guess what yDEMOe won?
- Would it bDEMOnew car?
DEMOvel?
- NEVEL: ThDEMO right, Carly DEMO.
I've DEMOthe car, DEMOyou have to give it to me!
IsDEMOthis delicious?
ODEMO just feel like spinning in a celebratory faDEMOn.
Weeee! WDEMO! Weeee!
Weeee!DEMOee!
DEM
- I woDEMO what kind of car they're gonna giDEMOs.
- You meDEMOgive Nevel.
I can't belDEMO that nub woDEMOr contest.
Hey. EDEMOe me. We're lookiDEMOor the owner?
- Well, DEMO looking. Don DEMOken.
What DEMO of car can I put yoDEMO?
- We're DEMO iCarly. -DEMOh?
Well, I'DEMOom Wisconsin.
DEMOhat kind of car you're lookDEMOfor?
SomethinDEMOorty, something functiDEMO,
something spDEMOional--
look aDEMO, I'm maDEMO up words.
ThaDEMOhow much I care about puDEMOg you in the right car. DEMO-
- Can you stopDEMOking for two DEMOnds?
- WeDEMOnot here to bDEMO car.
We came toDEMO-- HDEMOsir.
- DudDEMOet back here!
- LoDEMOI don't have time for gDEMO.
- WeDEMOnot playing games.
- WDEMOve away one of your cars on oDEMOeb show.
- Well, who iDEMOazes told you DEMOo that?
- YouDEMOn. He set up aDEMOtest.
- I doDEMOhave a son, just two daDEMOers.
- YoDEMOn't have a son?
DEMO--well, my oDEMOt daughter Jessica, she's a little mDEMOh but I wouldn't DEMOshe's--
- DEMO he is. - Hello, iCarlyDEMOple.
WherDEMOmy car!? - We're gDEMOng it!
- We may not be gettinDEMO. -DEMOt?
- This nutloaf says he DEMOn't know anythiDEMObout our contest.
- DEMO!? -DEMOquiet!
- MakDEMO!
- AlDEMOght. I don't hDEMOtime for this.
I gottaDEMOe my daughter to a speciaDEMOctor.
- DEMO! DEMOr!
- Flanken-DEMO. -DEMO.
DEMOll? -DEMOl.
- iCarDEMOan an onlDEMOcontest.
I entered and I won DEMOr.
And if you don't giveDEMOone,
I'm going to repoDEMOou to the LCC for frDEMO-
DEMOh.
- --and DEMO iCarly shutDEMOn.
DEMO.
DEM
- DEMOe. - DEMO.
- All right. Thanks a loDEMOuys. And, there DEMOgo.
- You'reDEMOht. - DEMOt?
- You owDEMO 300. DEMOah.
-DEMO you said yDEMO move my spaceship
to sDEMOge for a hundrDEMOucks--100.
- DEMO 200 to bring the couDEMOack.
- DEMO. - Okay, DEMO.
A hundred to DEMO out a huge protonDEMOiser spaceship
and 200 DEMO to bring back this tinyDEMOtle couch?
- Hey, I had DEMOiss my book club foDEMOis.
We wDEMOgonna discuss DEMOsisters
who had magicDEMOts.
DEMOu owe us 200 more. - I DEMOt have 200 more.
HeDEMOuys, you don't need to tDEMOthe couch away.
It's aDEMOdy here. DEMO on!
I DEMO that! ThiDEMO just creating more work.
ThaDEMOmy sittin' couch.
At the DEMOhe book, thDEMOind out
the pants aren'tDEMOic and thDEMOddle sister dies!
[faint laseDEMOund]
- NEVEL: And on youDEMOb show, you saiDEMOAll you gotta do
is answeDEMOis brain buster," and I was the firDEMOerson
to send in thDEMOrrect answer to iCarlyDEMO.
And tDEMO- - We know DEMO happened!
DEMO're not saying you didn'tDEMO the car.
- ThDEMOhere is it? I don't seeDEMOar.
All I hear is a lot of pDEMOle, DEMOI--
-DEMOreams] - Hey. Oh,DEMOe on!
- DEMOL: Get off me! - SAM: OhDEMOu'll get it.
DEMOt up. - DEMOup.
- ComeDEMO Don't-- -DEMOp!
- Now DEMOe is my car?
- Do you not undDEMOand that there's beeDEMOme kind
DEMOix-up? - WelDEMOet me read you this.
According to DEMOion 9 of the Internet LegislDEMOn Act,
"ADEMOebsite DEMO engages in fraud
will beDEMOject to immediate teDEMOation."
That means DEMOer you give me a car or it's DEMObye iCarly.
- If you'lDEMOst give us a couple of daysDEMOget--
- CDEMO: Wait a minute.
Why do DEMOhave that prDEMOd out?
- Because IDEMOe toDEMOnt things.
- No, you'd onlDEMOint that out if DEMOknew
you were DEMOa need it. DEMOah.
How did you knDEMOhere was goDEMObe a problem
gDEMOng you the car? - DEMOplease.
I donDEMOave time to be interDEMOed.
- You set this whole DEMOg up.
That JDEMOey guy DEMOhatever his real name is,
yDEMOent him to us, didn't you? - Oh, I dDEMO know.
I send a loDEMO guys a lot ofDEMOces.
- You evil,DEMOl little elf.
- YDEMOan't prove anything,
bDEMO can prove that you DEMOme a car
and I better gDEMOt or DEMOll rue this day.
RuDEMO! [scDEMOs]
- DEMOll get your car. -DEMOn?!
DEMOon! - You have 48 hoDEMO iCarly!
Tick-tocDEMOick-tock, tick-tDEMO tick-tock.
Tick-tock, tDEMOtock, tDEMOtock, tick-tock.
DEMO. DEMOy.
- What are youDEMOng?
- I'm drDEMOng root beer, playing jDEMO.
DEMOcks?
- I'm up toDEMOrsies-- thrDEMOes.
- WhDEMOd your protoDEMOuiser go?
- I paDEMOome mean movers to takeDEMOto storage.
- HoDEMOme?
- 'CaDEMOit wasn't actually used in GalaxyDEMOs,
so I don't wanna lookDEMOit.
DEMOay, so where's our couch?
DEMOu know, there's more to life than couches,DEMOy?
- DEMO? DEMOdon't know.
How'd Nevel like hDEMOar? - There iDEMO car.
- WhDEMOo you mean, no car? - Nevel set the whole thDEMOup.
- And DEMOe don't get hiDEMOcar,
he'DEMOnna go to the LCC, claimDEMOud,
and get iCaDEMOshut down.
- Well, okay. DEMOet the little tug munch aDEMO.
- We can't affordDEMObuy Nevel DEMOr.
- MaybDEMOu can.
My buddy Socko's got DEMOncle who sellsDEMOd ones.
I DEMOhe could find you a car, andDEMOer cheap.
- Okay. What's his DEMO? DEMOto.
- Of coDEMO, it is.
DEM
- Are you readDEMOevel? - Yes, my hDEMO is pounding.
DEMOod. MayDEMOt'll explode.
- I diDEMO come here to DEMOnsulted.
You dDEMO even have a car for me, dDEMOu?
- ODEMOes, we do.
DEMO- - DEMO-
- DEMO!
DEMO, wow!
- WhDEMOs that poop?
- It's your DEMOcar.
- That car iDEMOt new. -DEMOs new to you.
- I suspected DEMOuch.
I figured you iCarlys DEMOd try and pull DEMOst one.
- WhoDEMOll says, "pull a fDEMOone"?
- MDEMOullock. Mr. DEMOock.
ODEMOhere, sir. DEMO.
DEMO at the automotDEMOabomination
that these people arDEMOying to fDEMO upon me.
Well, I wDEMO have it. I sDEMOy won't.
- SiDEMOur contest promised the winnerDEMOar.
- And thaDEMO a car.
- Actually, I revDEMOd your DEMOast.
You promisedDEMO winner DEMOw car
andDEMOll, this is poo.
- OhDEMOme on! - Read them theDEMOes.
- The LCC defines a nDEMOar as, DEMOe,
"A uniquDEMOhicle that's nDEMO been state registered
"and caDEMOavel under it's own DEMOr at a speed
of a leastDEMOmiles per hour."
- But DEMO on. Can't youDEMOe us a break?
- I can DEMO you aDEMOer 24 hours, but by then,
if you doDEMOgive Mr. Papperman a newDEMO,
the LCC will shut downDEMOrly. DEMOy.
- ThanDEMOu, Mr. Bullock. Winner saDEMOHa-ha!"
- What's wronDEMOth you, Nevel?
Why is youDEMOfelong dream to geDEMOd of iCarly?
- It's not. My lifelDEMOdream is to open my own haberdaDEMOy.
- What is a habeDEMOhery?
- Oh, why dDEMOeveryone asDEMOat?
A DEMOrdashery is a men's retDEMOshop
that seDEMOmen's accessories such as DEMOets, hats, buttons,
belts,DEMObons, and zippers!
DEM
DEMOnocking]
- WhDEMO up, Sam? - DEMOe's Carly?
I've been caDEMOg and texting her DEMOhours.
- UDEMOhe's been in the shower.
DEMOl day? - Pretty DEMO.
She takeDEMOally long showers whDEMOhe gets depressed.
- Well, wheDEMO you think sDEMOl come out?
- I don't DEMO. She took a chair in DEMOe.
- DEMOy, get out of thDEMOower!
- CARDEMONo!
- Hey,DEMO got your couch. -DEMO.
- I thought thosDEMOver guys DEMOed 200 bucks
to briDEMOt back.
- They did, but Socko's cDEMOn only charged me DEMOucks
toDEMOal it back. ThankDEMOob.
SDEMOou really think Nevel's gonna haDEMOhe LCC
shut dDEMOiCarly?
- Yup, unless we cDEMOome up withDEMOnique vehicle
tDEMOs never been stDEMOregistered
and caDEMOavel under its owDEMOwer
at theDEMOed DEMOt least 25 miles per hour.
DEMO when? - DEMOrrow.
- BOTH: [sDEMOng]
-DEMOnow that look. That's your thinking DEMO.
- Oh, I'm thiDEMOg. You DEMOking?
DEMOah, I'm thinking we think oDEMOe same thing?
DEMO are if we're thinking about aDEMO to give Nevel
a vehicleDEMOt's never been state reDEMOered
and DEMOgo 25 miles an hour.
- ODEMOo. I was thinking about fried chDEMOn.
DEM
- These arDEMOod. What is this? PDEMOpple?
- MDEMO? - SPENCER:DEMObe.
DEMOLLOCK: Well, it could be-- - WillDEMO two shut up?!
I'm about tDEMOd the Internet DEMOCarly forever
and yDEMOe bumming my joy!
- Hey, NevDEMOlookie.
DEM
- Here you DEMONevel. - CongraDEMOtions, winner.
- What,DEMO you think that rollinDEMOace turd
will get iCaDEMOoff the hook? - YeaDEMOe think it will.
CaDEMO would you say that this vehicle DEMOnique?
- OhDEMO is clearly unique.
FrDEMOe, has it ever been state regiDEMOed?
-DEMO, no, Carly. ItDEMOn't.
- [gasp] Mr. BDEMOck?
- If it can travelDEMOthe speed oDEMO least 25 miles per hour,
it technicaDEMOqualifies DEMO new car.
- NEVEL: Well, let's jDEMOsee.
Let's just see if thisDEMOng caDEMO 25.
DEMO.
[DEMOams]
- [loudDEMOsh]
DEM
- DoDEMO think he DEMO25 miles an hour?
DEMO, yeah.
- You can'DEMO that kind of damage to aDEMOwer shop
unleDEMOou're doing at leDEMO25.
- [DEMOns]
- WherDEMOyou guys get DEMOe ice pops?
- DEMO there.
DEM
DEMOy. DEMOu there.
- You want to see us do DEMOf you can't seDEMOywhere else? -DEMOya? - DEMOink they do.
- Then DEMOnline to iCarDEMOom.
- Yeah, go DEMOCarly.com. - Use your DEMOuter.
- It's the DEMO way to get tDEMO.
- Once you get to iCarlDEMOm, you can see me and DEMOy.
- ADEMOreddie and Spencer-- - AnDEMOr other friends.
DEMO all kinds of wacky funDEMOff.
- YoDEMOow you like wacky DEMOstuff!
- DEMOo online toDEMOrly.com.
-DEMO see stuff you can'DEMOe anywhere else.
- Only at iCarlyDEMO. - So DEMOhere.
- DEMOt. DEMOriously.
-DEMOa. - DEMO.
- DEMOg] - DEMO Mmm!
- [DEMOle]