1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:11,720 - SAM: Hold still-- - Come on, Gibby. 2 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:15,432 - Two more toes to go, Gibby. - Carly, let go. 3 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,018 - Get a grip of yourself. - All right, Gibby. 4 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,564 - Aw, Gibby, you got toe blood on my hand. 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,150 - And that proves it's a bad idea 6 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,986 to let two blindfolded girls clip your toenails. 7 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,822 - Ain't that the truth. 8 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,867 - CARLY: Okay, you know what we're gonna do next? 9 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,242 - Massage the elderly? - Not today. 10 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,661 - Darn. 11 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,830 - We're gonna answer questions from our viewers. 12 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,790 - Here at iCarly, we get about 4,000 e-mails a week. 13 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,667 - And about half of those e-mails are sent in 14 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,084 by one guy named Chad from Wisconsin. 15 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,212 - What's the matter with you, Chad? 16 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,755 - CARLY: Don't be mean, Chad loves us. 17 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,841 - Yeah, and I love pork, but you don't see me 18 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,258 sending 2,000 e-mails a week to Mr. Piggles. 19 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,636 - Who's Mr. Piggles? 20 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,429 - The spokespig for the pork of the month club. 21 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,473 - I'm delicious. 22 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,893 - [growls] - Put the pig away. 23 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,230 - Okay, so our fan Chad asked Sam, Freddie and I 24 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,857 if we would each draw a picture of a bunny 25 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,525 and show 'em right here on iCarly. 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,736 - You got a lot of problems, Chad. 27 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,279 - But we did draw bunnies just for you. 28 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,323 So first, let's take a look at Freddie's bunny. 29 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,576 - Give me that camera, boy. - FREDDIE: Here. 30 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,828 - Hello. - Too close. 31 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,580 - Yeah. 32 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,707 - And now Freddie will show you his special bunny. 33 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,877 - Here we go. Heyo. 34 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,880 - CARLY: Nice, I'd say that bunny deserves a... 35 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,757 - [cheering] 36 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,510 - I hope you enjoyed my bunny, Chad. 37 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,345 - Here, take your thing. 38 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,890 And now, my bunny... 39 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,395 - [applause] 40 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,230 - Why is your bunny in jail? 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,774 - He robbed a gas station. 42 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,194 Okay, let's take a look at Carly's bunny. 43 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,948 Carls... - Okay. This is for you, Chad. 44 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,536 - [booing] 45 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,289 - Quit it. Stop laughing. 46 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,707 - But it's horrible. 47 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,376 - No, it's not. - It's pretty bad, kid. 48 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,753 - Okay, we're out of time. 49 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,212 - Well, it's only-- - Bye. 50 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,631 - Later. - Sorry about my bunny. 51 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,091 - We're all sorry. 52 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,260 - And we're clear. 53 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:19,139 - You guys are so mean. - Look at it. 54 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,140 - FREDDIE: How can you be related to a great artist 55 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,393 like Spencer and draw that? 56 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,979 - SAM: Oh, give her a break. 57 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,689 Maybe her bunny was in a terrible accident. 58 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,776 - That's it. 59 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,277 No one's allowed to look at my bunny ever again. 60 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,446 - Oh, we're just playin'. - SAM: Yeah. 61 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,032 It's actually kind of cute. - Thanks. 62 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,951 It's a lot better than the first bunny I drew. 63 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:43,038 - That cannot be possible. - No, it's possible. 64 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,542 - Why is your bunny wearing fuzzy slippers? 65 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,753 - Those are his feet. 66 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,713 - Why does he have two bullet holes in his head? 67 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,423 - Those are his eyes. 68 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,050 - Well, why is he carrying a hose? 69 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,969 - 'Cause he's on his way to his part-time job 70 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,846 as a volunteer firefighter. 71 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:04,059 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 72 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,064 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 73 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,232 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 74 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,235 - ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 75 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,197 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 76 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,367 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 77 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,620 - ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 78 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,625 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 79 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,003 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 80 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,923 ♪ So wake up, the members of my nation ♪ 81 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,758 - ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 82 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,678 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,389 ♪ And a time to see the brighter side...♪ 84 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,433 ♪...of every situation ♪ 85 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,436 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best...♪ 86 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,939 ♪...and leave the rest to me ♪ 87 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,400 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ - ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 88 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:58,279 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 89 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:10,167 - ♪ 90 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,169 - Hey, you there, stop. 91 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,252 - Oh, hey, Mr. Howard. 92 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,337 - You know the rules. 93 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,673 You are required to wear a shirt 94 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,133 during school hours. 95 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,427 - Nuh-uh. Check the student handbook. 96 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,721 - Handbook. 97 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,890 - Page 74. - I know where it is. 98 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,311 Let's see. Aha. 99 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:34,399 No tube tops, no jolly pants, no turtlenecks. 100 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,902 - Doesn't say I got to wear a shirt, does it? 101 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,320 - [growls] 102 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,697 - Carry on. 103 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,909 - Hey, you guys got any lotion? 104 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,411 - Uh, no. - No, not really. 105 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,163 - You guys-- what are you doing? 106 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,706 Get out of my way. 107 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,416 Oh man, you guys aren't gonna believe this. 108 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,211 - Your mom got a job? - Okay, let's not get crazy. 109 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,670 - What happened? 110 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,089 - Richard Weitz is moving to Switzerland. 111 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,757 - Really? - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 112 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,300 Richard Weitz has locker 239. - Had, baby, had. 113 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,845 - Hey, you got any lotion? - No. 114 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,723 - So locker 239 is available? - Yup. 115 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,225 - In the middle of a school year? 116 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,810 - First time ever. - That's insane. 117 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,310 - Wow, arriba. 118 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,188 - What's the big deal about locker 239? 119 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,275 - What? - Oh. 120 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,317 - It's the best locker in the whole school. 121 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,361 - Why? - First of all, it's huge. 122 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,863 - Huge? 123 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,406 - See, when they were building Ridgeway, 124 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,033 some worker screwed up and ordered a locker 125 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,327 that's four times the size of a regular locker. 126 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,289 - That's huge. 127 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,166 - CARLY: And it's right next to a big window. 128 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,667 - A locker with a view. 129 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,252 - And the cheerleaders walk right past it 130 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,296 on their way to practice. 131 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:40,090 - A locker with a view. - Oh, yeah. 132 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,802 - Right, like cheerleaders wanna view the two of you. 133 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,637 - So when do we find out who gets the locker? 134 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,346 - This week. 135 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:48,556 Principal Franklin's gonna have some kind of contest. 136 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,225 - Carly, Carly Shay. - Yeah? 137 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:54,562 - Wearing a turtleneck is a violation of school rules. 138 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,398 - Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck, but he can be shirtless? 139 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,069 - Check the handbook. 140 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:06,325 - ♪ 141 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,161 - Hey, kiddo. - Hey, adulto. 142 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,537 - What goes on? 143 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:11,872 - Just writing a paper for school. 144 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,456 Did you fix the printer? - Sure did. 145 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,709 And you can print wirelessly now. 146 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,376 - CARLY: Really? - Yeah, try it out. 147 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,338 - Okay. Command P. 148 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:23,758 - Aah. 149 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,558 - Wow, and I can do that wirelessly now. 150 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,561 - Sorry. - It's cool. 151 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,771 Hey, you got a minute? - Sure, what's up? 152 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,232 - I wanna talk to you about something. 153 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,942 - You didn't go to my room, did you? 154 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,319 - No. 155 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,778 - Okay. 156 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,115 So what are we talking about? 157 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,327 - Um, how would you feel about giving me art lessons? 158 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,661 - I would love to. 159 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,288 When did you get interested in art? 160 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,414 - Well, see, the other day I drew a bunny and Sam and Fred-- 161 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,334 - You drew a bunny? - Yeah, kind of. 162 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,710 - Show me. - I don't want to. 163 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,712 - Come on, show me your bunny. - Okay. 164 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,390 Well, say something. 165 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,058 - I don't think I should. 166 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,395 I'm kidding. - Just forget it. 167 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:19,814 - But I was--this isn't bad. 168 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,109 - It's not? - No, it's bad. 169 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,362 But it shows that you have artistic potential. 170 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:26,654 - It does? - No. 171 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,116 But it does show that you're capable 172 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,533 of holding a pencil and that's enough for me 173 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,327 to teach you how to be a great artist. 174 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:36,039 - Okay, and it's better than the first bunny I drew. 175 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,124 See? 176 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,210 - He's a part-time volunteer fireman? 177 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,920 - Thank you. 178 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:46,758 - ♪ 179 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,141 - Just look at it. - Oh, I need that locker. 180 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,145 - Just standing next to it makes me feel like a princess. 181 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,068 Salami? 182 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,155 - No, thanks, Princess Puckett. 183 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,284 - Haah, what a locker. 184 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,827 - SAM and FREDDIE: I know. 185 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,829 - It makes me feel sad for lesser lockers. 186 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,665 - I could fit a whole editing bay in there. 187 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,500 - You could fit a body in there... 188 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,006 If one needed to. 189 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,968 - FRANKLIN: Testing, one, two, testing, testing mic. 190 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:36,141 Microphone, microphone, microphone, mic. 191 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:41,188 All right students, as you know, we're having a contest to see 192 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,941 which lucky one of you will get locker 239. 193 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,901 - Yeah. 194 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,611 - Okay. Settle down. Settle down. 195 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,406 Now, as you can see, this large glass tank contains 196 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,450 many individually wrapped fat cakes. 197 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,160 - Fat cakes, yeah! 198 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,499 - Now, the student who guesses closest 199 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:04,543 to the exact number of fat cakes in this tank wins locker 239. 200 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,089 Gibby, do you have a question? 201 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,424 - Yes. 202 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,219 How many fat cakes are in that tank? 203 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,141 - Oh, Gibby, there's so much not right about you. 204 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,021 All right, take a look at the tank, write down your name 205 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,981 and your guess on one of these blue cards 206 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,025 and drop it into the decorative box. 207 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,820 - You got a plan? - Totally. 208 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,823 I'm gonna measure the tank, calculate the internal volume, 209 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,326 then I'm gonna evaluate the mass of a single fat cake 210 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,494 and use linear algebra to-- 211 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,620 - I got it. - Oh, right. 212 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,331 - You already have your guess? 213 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,750 - Oh, that's not a guess. I got the answer. 214 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:47,795 - How? - Mama knows her fat cakes. 215 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,297 - Come on, you can't figure it out 216 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,590 without some kind of method. 217 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,175 - Gibby has a method. 218 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,349 - Gibby, what are you doing? 219 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,975 - My thing. 220 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:07,566 - ♪ 221 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,533 - Carly, wake up. - Ahhh! 222 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,910 What time is it? 223 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,454 - I don't know, like 2:30 in the morning. 224 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,789 Are you ready to draw? - Draw? 225 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,000 What are you talking about? - Art. 226 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,877 - Wait, why do you want me to draw now? 227 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,712 - 'Cause I was in my room, almost asleep, 228 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,756 and I remembered that I left my keys in my motorcycle. 229 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,341 So I grabbed a flashlight, went downstairs barefoot. 230 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,218 And as I was walking through the parking lot 231 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,513 towards my bike, I stepped in something gooey and disgusting. 232 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,348 - What did you step in? - I don't know. 233 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,475 But it's thick, sticky and green. 234 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,184 Look how it catches the light. 235 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,482 - So? - So I want you to draw it. 236 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,608 Go get your colored pens and hurry 237 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,818 'cause it's starting to burn. 238 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,362 - I'm not drawing your sticky green foot 239 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,406 at 2:30 in the morning. - But look how it glistens. 240 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,241 - No. - Why? 241 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,702 - 'Cause you kept me up all last night lecturing me 242 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,830 about the history of yellow. 243 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,624 And then today, you made me sit in the park 244 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,667 and draw hobos for three hours. 245 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,377 I need to sleep. 246 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,296 - Come on, just draw my foot. - I'm going to bed. 247 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,797 - Thought you wanted to be an artist. 248 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,549 - Good night, Spencer. - Look at my foot. 249 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,259 I think it's starting to sizzle! 250 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:20,263 - ♪ 251 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,224 - FRANKLIN: Attention, please. Students, attention. 252 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,478 I hold in my hand the name of the lucky student 253 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,271 who will get locker 239. 254 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,440 - Where's Carly? - She overslept this morning. 255 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,941 - Now, before I announce the winner... 256 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,401 - Please be Gibby. Please be Gibby. 257 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,362 Please be Gibby. 258 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:40,741 - I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess which was five. 259 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,204 - I won? I won. 260 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,208 - No, Gibby. You didn't win. 261 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,293 In fact, your guess was so far off, 262 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,170 we're calling your parents and having you tested. 263 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,089 - Again? 264 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,925 - Say the winner! 265 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,515 - The winner of locker 239 is Freddie Benson. 266 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,309 - Yes. Yeah. Up top. 267 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,478 - FRANKLIN: Freddie's guess was exactly correct. 268 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,480 2,718 fat cakes. 269 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,357 - Haaa! 270 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,942 In your face, you blonde-headed demon. 271 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,488 - Wait, hold on a second. - Huh? 272 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,657 - FRANKLIN: It seems another student has also guessed 273 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,949 the number correctly. 274 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,078 - Oh no. 275 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,497 - And the other winner who will share locker 239 276 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,916 with Freddie is Sam Puckett. 277 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,252 - Owww. Oh yeah, Sam's a winner. 278 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,922 Sam Puckett is a winner yet again, Fredward. 279 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,178 Told ya, mama knows fat cakes. 280 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,055 Oh yeah, thank you. High-five, up top. 281 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,973 Oh yeah, you too, high-five. 282 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,685 - SPENCER: Okay, okay, now put that spatula right there 283 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,438 next to that spatula. 284 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,398 No, no, that spatula. 285 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,318 No, that spatula. No, the spatula next-- 286 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,071 - What does this have to do with drawing? 287 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,822 - I told you, if you learn to work 288 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,157 with three-dimensional art, it makes drawing 289 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,783 two-dimensional art much easier. 290 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,494 - Can I go do my homework? - Later. 291 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,912 Now tighten down that ball-peen bracket. 292 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,581 - I don't know what a ball bean bracket looks like. 293 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,207 - Peen! 294 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,209 - I don't know what a ball-peen bracket looks like, you happy? 295 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,836 - Well. 296 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,839 Someone's an irritable little teenager, isn't she? 297 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:23,177 - CARLY: Okay. You know what? I'm done. 298 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,513 - What's that mean? - I don't wanna do this anymore. 299 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,348 I only asked you for art lessons 'cause I thought 300 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,058 you could teach me how to draw a bunny. 301 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,394 But let's just forget it. Forget it. 302 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,939 - Okay, that's cool. I get it. - What do you get? 303 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,275 - That you think I'm a terrible person. 304 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,235 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to. 305 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,242 - ♪ 306 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,202 - Told you to tighten the ball-peen bracket. 307 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,337 Peen! 308 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,471 - ♪ 309 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,230 - Hi. - Hello, Carly. 310 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,235 - What are you sculpting? - My feelings. 311 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,447 - Come on, could you stop being mad at me? 312 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,115 - Why would I be mad? 313 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,826 Should a person be mad just 'cause his little sister 314 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,619 calls him a terrible teacher and refuses to tighten 315 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,538 a ball-peen bracket? 316 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,665 I'm not mad. 317 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,501 - Ugh, when did you turn into my wife? 318 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,879 - Oh, so now I'm a lady. - I'm going upstairs. 319 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,757 - Wait, what is this? - Nothing. 320 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,342 - Give it. - No. Don't-- 321 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,302 - What is this, a sketch pad? - [screaming] 322 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,222 - Give it to me. - Ah, get off. 323 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,481 Why do you have this sketch pad? - It's not mine. 324 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,358 I'm just holding it for a friend. 325 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,446 Okay, I'm taking an art class at the Community Center. 326 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,365 - Oh my God. - Spencer-- 327 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,075 - You got yourself another art teacher? 328 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,451 - CARLY: Don't be all hurt. 329 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,036 I didn't even want you to find out. 330 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,872 - How would I not find out with you flaunting 331 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,333 your sketch pad around like it's some kind of parade float? 332 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,918 - You yanked it out of my backpack. 333 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,879 And anyway, I told you I just wanted to learn 334 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,296 how to draw a bunny. 335 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,757 - Well you could've learned how from me. 336 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,341 - Ok, you know what, you're a sculptor. 337 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,843 What do you even know about drawing bunnies? 338 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:32,766 - ♪ 339 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,932 - What are you-- - Cut. 340 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,268 - Why are you-- - Yeah. 341 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,942 - Okay, that's a top-notch bunny. 342 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:49,323 - ♪ 343 00:15:51,325 --> 00:16:03,463 - ♪ 344 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,548 - Okay, what is going on-- - Not now. 345 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,010 Ooh, super solo. 346 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,646 Dude, what up? - What did you do to my locker? 347 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,439 - My locker. - Our locker. 348 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,232 - When did you turn into my wife? 349 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,486 - Sam-- - I made it into a hangout. 350 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,070 - You're gonna get us in trouble. 351 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,323 - Look, check out what I did. 352 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,326 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Random dancing. 353 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,913 Random dancing. 354 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,873 - Sam. Sam. 355 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,416 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Random dancing. 356 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,918 - Sam. 357 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,419 - Teacher. 358 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:52,595 - ♪ 359 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:53,888 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Random-- 360 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,268 - Come with me. - Aww. 361 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:04,440 - ♪ 362 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,567 - MS. FIELDER: Okay, people, today we're gonna continue 363 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,319 our work with straight lines. 364 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,863 But this time, instead of using 365 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,240 colored pencils, we're going to be using paint. 366 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,870 And by the way, I was very pleased 367 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,538 with your line drawings from the last class, 368 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,540 especially Carly's. 369 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,501 - Wow, thanks. 370 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,378 - Hi, can I help you? 371 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,881 - Yes, I was wondering if I could sit in 372 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,717 and observe your art class tonight. 373 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,510 - MS. FIELDER: Uh, sure, why not? 374 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,470 Take a seat wherever you like. - Wonderful. 375 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,308 - What are you doing here? 376 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,394 - I just wanted to see what a good art teacher's like. 377 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,270 - Please leave. - I don't want to leave. 378 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,230 - MS. FIELDER: Excuse me. 379 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,524 Excuse me. Excuse me! 380 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,775 - Carly, do you know this person? 381 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,109 - No. - Yep. 382 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,154 - This is my brother, Spencer. - What's up? 383 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,781 - MS. FIELDER: Spencer, if you're gonna sit in 384 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,951 on my class, please be quiet. - Sure. 385 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,662 - MS. FIELDER: Now, I'd like you all to begin 386 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,207 by picking a color and painting four straight lines. 387 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,960 - Four straight lines. 388 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,505 - Yes, Miriam? - Should we connect the lines? 389 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,966 - Whoa, slow down. That's next week. 390 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,801 - Uh. 391 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,428 - Is there a problem? - Oh, no. 392 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,722 No, I'm just so excited to see everyone paint 393 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,225 four straight lines, go art! 394 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,727 - Will you be quiet? 395 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,395 - MS. FIELDER: Do you have some problem with the way 396 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,022 I'm running my class? 397 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,024 - Since you asked, how does painting straight lines 398 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,400 help someone learn art? 399 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,735 - It teaches patience and control, 400 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,987 two things you seem to be lacking. 401 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,488 - Oooh. 402 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,408 - Okay, we were gonna paint lines? 403 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,368 Let's do that now. 404 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,037 - SPENCER: Why don't you teach these people 405 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,664 about being creative and spontaneous and passionate? 406 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,541 - Anyone wanna go to the park with me? 407 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,418 We can jump rope with hobos. 408 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,088 - You wanna see creative, passionate painting? 409 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,760 - Why can't my life be normal? I'm a good person. 410 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,930 - Let me show you how a real artist does it. 411 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,100 - Don't you dare-- 412 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,858 - This is gonna get worse before it gets better. 413 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:17,490 - ♪ 414 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,492 - Get in here! 415 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,750 I can't believe you did that. 416 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,961 I'm never gonna be allowed back in that community center 417 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,129 ever again. 418 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,755 - You're overreacting. 419 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,801 - No, the head of security said: "You're never allowed back 420 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,261 in this Community Center ever again". 421 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,973 - People forget. 422 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,851 - They took our pictures and thumbprints. 423 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,771 - Yeah, they're never lettin' us back in that place. 424 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,774 - Why? Why would you embarrass me? 425 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,861 - I don't know. 'cause I'm a big jerk. 426 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,072 And I think I got paint up my nose. 427 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,283 - You deserve paint up your nose. 428 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,121 - SPENCER: Look, if I swear not to get all psycho, 429 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,956 will you let me teach you how to draw? 430 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,290 - A bunny? 431 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,583 - Maybe you should start with a hamster. 432 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,420 Hug? - After you take a shower. 433 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,255 - [knock on door] 434 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,057 - Ms. Fielder? - MS. FIELDER: May I come in? 435 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,726 - Sure. 436 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,813 How'd you know where I live? 437 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,815 - I followed your brother's paint trail. 438 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,610 - Look, I'm really sorry-- - No, you were right. 439 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,529 To be a real artist, you need to be 440 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,531 spontaneous and passionate. 441 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,282 They don't teach you that in art school. 442 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,619 Maybe you could teach me. 443 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998 - Well, I have been told I'm an excellent teacher. 444 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,624 - By who? 445 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,543 - I'm sorry I painted your mouth red. 446 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,294 - I'm sorry I painted your mouth blue. 447 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,296 - Wanna make purple? - Please. 448 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,385 - Okay, I don't understand art at all. 449 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:07,100 - ♪ 450 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,568 - FREDDIE: Hey, I can't get our locker open. 451 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,278 - I know. I changed the combination. 452 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,655 - Why? 453 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,532 - I thought it might irritate you. 454 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:26,119 - Okay, that's it, I can't share this locker with you anymore. 455 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,995 - Look, why don't we talk about this later, okay? 456 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,538 - No, why don't we talk about this-- 457 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,331 - Dude, my mom just had laser eye surgery 458 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,042 this afternoon and she's coming to pick me up 459 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,919 so I gotta get outside. - This won't take long. 460 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,631 I am prepared to offer you-- wait, your mom 461 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,509 had laser eye surgery today and she's driving a car? 462 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,929 - I didn't say she makes good decisions. 463 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,764 - And you're getting in the car with her? 464 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,808 - I didn't say I make good decisions. 465 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,309 Now what about this offer? - Oh, yeah. 466 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:55,231 I am prepared to offer you 200 bucks for your half 467 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,523 of the locker. 468 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,567 - Pfft. Done. - Done? 469 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,944 - Yeah, why? 470 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,612 - Well, I thought you'd ask for more. 471 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,489 - Nah, I've been missing having a locker next to Carly, 472 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,574 so I was gonna give you that one anyway. 473 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,701 - Wait, well, if you were gonna give me the locker anyway, 474 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,996 then I want my money back-- 475 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,128 - [horn honking] - There's my mom now. 476 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,173 Nice drivin', Mom. 477 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,770 Later. 478 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:43,321 - [horn honks] - [distant screams] 479 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,783 - [distant tire screeching] 480 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,830 - Goodbye, locker 239... 481 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,000 And my money. 482 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,339 - Aah! 483 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,424 [no audible speech] 484 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,469 - [police siren wailing] 485 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,055 - Aah! 486 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,724 - ♪ 487 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,729 - Hey! - Here's 17 reasons why iCarly.com rocks. 488 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,731 - It's way funny. - Carly's hot. 489 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:19,648 - Awesome videos. 490 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,025 - It's free. 491 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,776 - No charge. - It's available 24/7. 492 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,737 - Cool pics. - Killer music. 493 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,446 - Funny blogs. - Carly's hot. 494 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,324 - Stop it. - I can't. 495 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,701 - There's new stuff, new every week. 496 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,161 - And that's 17 reasons... 497 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,871 - ...why iCarly.com... 498 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,997 - BOTH: Rocks. 499 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,874 - [ding] - MAN: Mmm! 500 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,043 - [bubbling]