1 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:11,637 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,307 - Hey, I'm the sweet brunette. - And I'm the dirty blonde. 3 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,226 - BOTH: And this be 4 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,982 - Okay, a fan of iCarly... 5 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,900 - ...wrote to us right here at iCarly.com... 6 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,735 - ...and said this: 7 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,278 "Hey, Carly and Sam. My name is Robert. 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,947 And last week was my birthday." 9 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,907 - "...So I asked my parents for a new game station, 10 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,075 but all they got me were two wireless controllers." 11 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,620 - "How can I play game if all I got was two controllers?" 12 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,288 - Well, Robert, first of all, 13 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,124 let me just say that your parents are the worst. 14 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,084 - They're bad people. 15 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,838 - But the good news is... 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,422 - ...if you have two controllers... 17 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,924 - ...you can still play some pretty rockin' video games. 18 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,300 - Even without a game station. 19 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,260 - Let's show Robert how. - Well, okay. 20 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,430 - Now, as you can see... 21 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,225 - ...Sam and I have two wireless controllers. 22 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,310 - We may not have a game station to go with them... 23 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,270 - ...but we do have... 24 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,274 - BOTH: A vicious army of raw eggs! 25 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,153 - CARLY: So vicious. They make me want to eat them. 26 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,906 - SAM: Yes, look at them. Look at them. 27 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,950 - Controllers ready. 28 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,120 - Begin! 29 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,706 - Oh. Yeah! 30 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,713 - BOTH: Game over. 31 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,508 - [siren blaring] 32 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,510 - Whoa. - Yeah. 33 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,763 - That sound means it's time for... 34 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,723 - BOTH: Messin' with Lewbert. 35 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,601 - Woo! 36 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,728 - Oh, yeah, that's right. 37 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,396 Now, you all know the nasty doorman 38 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,647 in my building. 39 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,482 - Lewbert. 40 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,401 - Well, last weekend, my brother Spencer built us 41 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,778 a fake soda machine. 42 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,613 - And yesterday, we put it in the hallway 43 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,906 outside Carly's apartment. 44 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,074 - Freddie, show them what happened. 45 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,324 - Showin' them. 46 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,204 - What the--soda machine? 47 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,833 Hey! Who put this soda machine here without my permission?! 48 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,167 Huh?! 49 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,169 - SAM AND CARLY: [laughing] 50 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,380 - And now it's time for a little surprise. 51 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,013 - Come on. 52 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,434 I want my diet root beer. 53 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:27,188 [screams] 54 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,900 - CARLY AND SAM: [laughing] 55 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:33,904 - [screaming] 56 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:41,286 - [babbling, laughing] 57 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:47,001 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 58 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,630 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 59 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,133 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 60 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,468 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 61 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,056 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 62 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,182 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 63 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,602 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 64 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,525 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 65 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,111 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 66 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:17,990 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 67 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,741 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 68 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,744 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one 69 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,164 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side... ♪ 70 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:28,709 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 71 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,419 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give your best ♪ 72 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,881 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 73 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,383 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 74 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:41,346 ♪ Leave it all to me, just leave it all to me ♪ 75 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:51,230 - ♪ 76 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,694 - So, you ready to hear my brilliant idea for iCarly? 77 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,614 - What? - Bikini dog food fight. 78 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,784 - What's a bikini dog food fight? 79 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,703 - We get Gibby and some other guy, 80 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,914 make 'em put on bikinis and fight with dog food. 81 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,417 - That's humiliating and gross. - I know! 82 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,462 Hey, Gibson. 83 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,381 Over here. Front and center. 84 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,301 - Whassup? - Run, Gibby. 85 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,222 - What's gonna happen? 86 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:26,225 - Listen, I have a vision. 87 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,393 - A vision of what? 88 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,982 - You and some other loser... 89 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:38,403 Wearing bikinis... Fighting...with dog food. 90 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,698 - No. I don't want-- - SAM: Get back here! 91 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,658 - GIBBY: No. - Come...back here! 92 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,454 - I don't wanna wear a bikini and fight some other loser 93 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,831 with dog food. 94 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,459 - Why not? - I have some dignity. 95 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,378 - Since when? 96 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,219 - FREDDIE: No. - Come on. 97 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,845 - No. - Just try this on. 98 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,014 - I'm not gonna try it on. Leave me alone, Sam! 99 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,682 Give me the bikini, Sam. 100 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,184 - GIRL: What's going on? Hey. - What you doin'? 101 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,978 - Hey. - GIRL: Hi. 102 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,021 You guys ever watch Totally Teri on the Dingo Channel? 103 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,648 - No. Gross. - Why? 104 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,983 - 'Cause last night my little brother 105 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,651 was watching it and they ripped off 106 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,194 one of your iCarly bits. - What did they do? 107 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,780 - One of the stars of the show hit a button 108 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,825 and you heard "Random jumping!" and then music played, 109 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,702 lights flashed, and they jumped all around. 110 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,871 - Dude, that's exactly the same as Random Dancing. 111 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,500 - That's what I'm sayin'. They ripped off iCarly. 112 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,751 You guys should do something about it. 113 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,419 - GIRL 2: Yup. You should. 114 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,591 - Can you believe this? 115 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,342 - We don't know they stole from us. 116 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,470 Maybe it was just a coincidence. - SAM: Oh, come on. 117 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,223 We've been doing Random Dancing on iCarly for two years, 118 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,017 now some show on the Dingo Channel starts doing 119 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,227 random jumping and you think that's a coincidence? 120 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,561 - I don't know. 121 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,480 Maybe there was similar, you know... 122 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,274 - Okay. 123 00:05:57,316 --> 00:06:01,236 No fighting, no dog food, but I will wear the bikini top. 124 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:07,701 - ♪ 125 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,619 - GIRL ON TV: I know. 126 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,956 I'll wear a wig, and that way, Devon will never know it's me. 127 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,875 - BOY ON TV: That's a brilliant idea. 128 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,711 And by brilliant, I mean ridiculous. 129 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,963 - GIRL ON TV: Burn. 130 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,049 - BOTH: [insincere laughter] 131 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,346 - Hey, whatchoo guys watchin'? - The Dingo Channel. 132 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,349 - Some hideous show called Totally Teri. 133 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,642 - I hate all those shows on the Dingo Channel. 134 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,728 The jokes are so stupid, and they always 135 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,064 make the grown-ups look like buffoons. 136 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,024 - You forgot to put your pants on again. 137 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,525 - Oh, my God! 138 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,820 - Man, there's not one restaurant 139 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,280 in Seattle that delivers fried chicken. 140 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,908 - Pay attention. Let's watch the show. 141 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,826 - So, why are you guys watching that anyway? 142 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,079 - 'Cause some kids at school told us the show Totally Teri 143 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,248 has been copying stuff we do on iCarly. 144 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:58,168 - Wouldn't surprise me. Dingo Channel is run by freaks. 145 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,961 - What do you mean? 146 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,922 - Well, you know the guy who started it, like 60 years ago? 147 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,590 - Charles Dingo? - SPENCER: Yeah. 148 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,133 I heard that when he died of some rare disease, 149 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,635 they froze his head and they've kept it 150 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,012 in a special freezer to this day. 151 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,389 - Why would they wanna keep Charles Dingo's head 152 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,932 in a freezer? 153 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,725 - So that in the future, when they find a cure, 154 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,895 they can unfreeze it and re-attach it to a robot body. 155 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,898 - And I read online that they keep the frozen head 156 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,901 somewhere deep in the bowels of Dingo Studios. 157 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,778 - Okay, first, there's no way that's true, 158 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:26,487 and second, I can't believe you said bowels 159 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,073 and please never say it again. 160 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,158 - You're such a priss. - The prissiest. 161 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,077 Now, shhh, it's back on. 162 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,037 - GIRL ON TV: What are you doing? 163 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,873 - BOY ON TV: Playing a joke on my doorman, Rupert. 164 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,583 - His doorman, Rupert? 165 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,044 Uh, that sounds a lot like Lewbert. 166 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,798 - GIRL ON TV: Ewww, look at that wart on Rupert's face. 167 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,341 - Hey, there's a wart on Rupert's face. 168 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,884 - Yeah, just like Lewbert's. 169 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,137 - Just not as plump. - Well, yeah, but still. 170 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,306 - BOY ON TV: Now, watch what happens when Rupert 171 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,309 tries to buy something outta that snack machine. 172 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,352 - RUPERT: [screaming] 173 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,729 - Two hands just popped outta that snack machine. 174 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,231 - Yeah, where have we seen that before? 175 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,150 - They ripped off iCarly. - No chiz. 176 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,859 - You guys watchin'? - Yeah. 177 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,611 - They stole "Messin' With Lewbert." 178 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,363 - And Random Dancing. - Those Gingo people are dead. 179 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,198 - What are we gonna do? 180 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,659 - We're gonna go find 'em and kick them in their dingos. 181 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,869 - Dingo Studios is in Hollywood. 182 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,122 - Which is like 900 miles from here. 183 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:21,960 - ♪ 184 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,711 - SPENCER: Okay, look, 185 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,630 I think it's really jank that they're rippin' off iCarly, 186 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,799 but I can't just drop everything and drive you guys 187 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,344 900 miles to Dingo Studios. 188 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,096 - When we get there, maybe you could find the head 189 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,182 of Charles Dingo. 190 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,434 - The frozen head. 191 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,437 - We leave at midnight. 192 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:50,489 - ♪ 193 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,163 - All right, here you go. 194 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,665 There's your beds, your bathroom. 195 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,754 - What's that? 196 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,923 - Uh, just some tape. 197 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:23,271 - Hey, you said this room had a great view of Hollywood. 198 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,605 - It does. 199 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:32,947 Hey, Hollywood, wake up. 200 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:36,201 That's Hollywood right there. 201 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,494 Bye. 202 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,248 - Could I borrow some underwear? - No. 203 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,167 - Close it. Close it. Close it. Close it. Close it. 204 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,299 - What? 205 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,760 - This is the nice hotel your mom recommended? 206 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,636 - This is where she stays when she comes to town. 207 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,222 - Why? 208 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,890 - The plastic surgeon works out of room 210. 209 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,685 - All right, whatever. 210 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,229 Let's just figure out how we're gonna get 211 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,939 into Dingo Studios. - I got that covered. 212 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,108 I went online and found a photo of a Dingo I.D. badge 213 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,319 and I made laminated copies with our pictures for us. 214 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,865 One for Carly, Spencer and Sam. 215 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,700 - Cool. - Nice work, Fredley. 216 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,244 - FREDDIE: And I found this online tour 217 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,537 of the main Dingo building. 218 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,871 The Totally Teri writers' room 219 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,582 is on the third floor, west side. 220 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,293 - Perfect. We'll use these to get inside... 221 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,086 - ...and then we can find those brain-dead writers 222 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,380 and start smackin' 'em around for rippin' off iCarly. 223 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,132 - Hey, hey, does that online tour of Dingo 224 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,592 show how to get to the basement? 225 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,093 - Yeah, why? 226 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,677 - You gonna do a little frozen head huntin'? 227 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,013 - A little frozen head findin'. 228 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,266 - I told you guys, I looked it up and I found 229 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,017 three different articles where the vice president 230 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,019 of the studio said that story about Charles Dingo's 231 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,147 frozen head isn't true. 232 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,066 - Of course, they say that. - They wanna keep it a secret. 233 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,985 - 'Cause how would it look if people found out 234 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,361 that a kids' network has their leader's head 235 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,363 stuck in a freezer? 236 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,285 - I hear the head is somewhere deep in the bowels 237 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,997 of the main Dingo building. - The bowels? 238 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,291 - See, I said it was in the bowels too. 239 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,750 - Okay, next person who says "bowels" 240 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,960 sleeps in the bathtub. 241 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,171 - Bowels. I got the bathtub. 242 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,174 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 243 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:21,097 - ♪ 244 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,314 - Here it is. - Oh, cool. 245 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,815 Okay, you guys go in there 246 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,442 and confront the Totally Teri writers. 247 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,819 I'm gonna go find Charles Dingo's frozen head. 248 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,946 - Wait, maybe Freddie should go with you. 249 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,574 - No, I wanna watch Sam beat up TV writers. 250 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,243 - Carly and I got this. 251 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,495 Besides, they ripped off our ideas, not yours. 252 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,288 - I'm a big part of iCarly too. 253 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,123 - Yeah, well, I've never heard Totally Teri 254 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,210 say: "In five, four, three, two, one". 255 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,587 - You don't say the one. 256 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:56,007 - Come on. I gotta go find Charles Dingo's frozen head. 257 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,385 - Please go with him. - Okay. 258 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,136 - Be careful. - You too. 259 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,599 - Okay. Let's shake 'em up. 260 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,685 - What is that? 261 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,603 - A sock full of butter. 262 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,106 - For what? - For swingin'. 263 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,150 I could brain an elephant with this thing. 264 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,029 - We're not gonna walk in there and start hitting TV writers 265 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,657 with a big buttery sock. 266 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,701 We're gonna be professional and firm. 267 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,452 - Fine. 268 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,204 But if they deny stealing from iCarly, 269 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,622 I'm gonna get swingy with this thing. 270 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,333 - Not unless I say it's okay. 271 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,300 Hello. 272 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,722 You guys are the writers for Totally Teri? 273 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,764 - Yeah. - What do you want? 274 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:49,352 - We're from iCarly. - They know that. 275 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,646 Who do you clowns think you are, stealin' our ideas? 276 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,773 - MAN: Whoa, we've never stolen an idea from anyone, 277 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,526 so why don't you two little girls just-- 278 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,863 - Sam, you're not supposed to get swingy 279 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,949 unless I say it's okay. 280 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,951 - Hey, what's in that sock? 281 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,369 - Payback. 282 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,457 - For what? - For stealing our comedy bits. 283 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,584 - Look, we've never even heard of your web show. 284 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,589 - Oh, you haven't? - No. 285 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,215 - Hey, here's a flash drive with the segments 286 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,800 from the last two iCarlys you wanted. 287 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:25,930 Whoa, it's the iCarly girls. Man, we all love your web show. 288 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,934 - May I get swingy? - Yes. 289 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,021 - ♪ 290 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,445 - ♪ 291 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,238 - Just what do you girls want? 292 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,658 - We want you to stop stealing ideas from iCarly 293 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,451 and using them on Totally Teri. 294 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,621 - Yeah, why don't you nubs come up with your own comedy ideas? 295 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,539 - Because coming up with ideas is hard. 296 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,669 - Anyway, we do come up with our own ideas. 297 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,629 - It was my idea to steal from iCarly. 298 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,423 - That was my idea. - Whoa, wait. 299 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,258 I'm the one who showed you guys iCarly.com 300 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,802 in the first place. 301 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,846 - Hey! 302 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,350 - [indistinct arguing] - CARLY: Be quiet! 303 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,143 Oh, my God. 304 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,936 Oh, my God. 305 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,897 - BOTH: [screaming] 306 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,652 - Thank you. 307 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,863 - We don't care which one of you fudge bags 308 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,073 thought of stealing our ideas. - We just want it to stop. 309 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,118 - All right, well, which bits do you think we stole? 310 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,413 - Random Dancing. - No. We did Random Jumping. 311 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,956 - Which is completely different. 312 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,750 - CARLY: Look, for two years on iCarly, 313 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,377 we've been doing Random Dancing. 314 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,170 - Random Debates. - Random Pants. 315 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,839 Oh, and what about "Messin' With Lewbert"? 316 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,382 - SAM: Which you punk-nuts ripped off and called 317 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,800 "Messin' With Rupert". 318 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,552 - You can't just steal our ideas, 319 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,928 change 'em a little bit, then pretend they're yours. 320 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,515 - You said we could. - Shut up. 321 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,810 - Anyway, just because we do some things 322 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,729 on Totally Teri that are similar to the stuff 323 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,689 you do on iCarly... - Doesn't mean we're stealing. 324 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,899 - Then how do you explain these cards on the wall 325 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,903 under a sign that says "ideas we can steal 326 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,864 from iCarly"? 327 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,410 - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 328 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,830 - We're not goin' anywhere till you men swear 329 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,122 to quit rippin' us off. 330 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,583 - We don't have to swear anything. 331 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,125 - Then we'll sue you guys. 332 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,212 - Uh, this is the Dingo Channel. 333 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,881 - So, we have the lawyers, the money, and therefore, 334 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,091 the power to steal any ideas we want. 335 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,926 - And there's nothing you can do about it. 336 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,932 - MAN: Now, do you ladies wanna walk out of here 337 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,477 or do you wanna be carried out? 338 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,062 - Let's go. 339 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,564 - Wait. - What? 340 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,776 - I'd kinda like to be carried out. 341 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,068 - Sam? 342 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,612 - I don't like walking long distances. 343 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,447 - CARLY: Let's go, come on. - SAM: I don't. 344 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,073 There is too much effort, really. 345 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,117 - Are you guys writing down what we're saying? 346 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,411 - Yeah, you guys are hilarious. - Now keep talkin'. 347 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,662 - This is gold. 348 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,416 - They're stealing our banter right in front of us. 349 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,834 - Let's get out of here. 350 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:09,886 - ♪ 351 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:22,857 ♪ 352 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,818 - No, you just come with me, young man. 353 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,985 You're in serious trouble. - Hey, hey. 354 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,488 You're not supposed to be down here. 355 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,698 - Excuse me, but I work in this building, 356 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,533 and I just caught this boy lurking here 357 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,202 in the bowels of Dingo. 358 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,204 - Look, nobody's supposed to be down on this floor. 359 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,957 - Exactly. 360 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000 So why didn't you stop this teenager from being here? 361 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,460 - Well, I-- I didn't know he was-- 362 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,504 - You didn't know! 363 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,548 Isn't it your job to know what's happening in these hallways?! 364 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,717 - Yeah, sure, but I-- - I guess I'll have to speak 365 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,427 to Mr. Fufferman about this. 366 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,514 - Who's Mr. Fufferman? - Man, what else don't you know? 367 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,308 - I-- - Dismissed. Go. 368 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,978 - Okay, okay. - Wait. I'll need your keys. 369 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,938 - Why? - For Mr. Fufferman. 370 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,107 - All right, here. Here. 371 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,696 - Nice. - Thanks. 372 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,740 Whoa, check it out. 373 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,661 Charles Dingo's head is in there. 374 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,579 - You don't know that. 375 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,623 - What else would you keep in a cryogenic freezer like that? 376 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,793 - Cryogenic frozen pizzas? 377 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,878 - You're afraid to see the head. 378 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,462 - I am not. - Good. 379 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:34,846 - ♪ 380 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,096 - I'm goin' in. 381 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,399 - What do you see? - SPENCER: Nothing. Hold on. 382 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,235 There's a shelf here. Wait, what's this? 383 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,444 [screams] 384 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,821 The head! - What? 385 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,574 - The head! - You did not. 386 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,158 - SPENCER: I did too. 387 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,661 It was in a weird, futuristic head container. 388 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,454 - Come on. 389 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,874 - Okay, you go in there and tell me that's not the head 390 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,751 of Charles Dingo-- unless you're scared. 391 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,378 - Just wait here. 392 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,177 Okay, the only thing I see in here is-- 393 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,223 [screams] - It's the head. 394 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,892 - It's the head, right? - It has a container. 395 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,609 - ♪ 396 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,402 - SPENCER: I can't believe we found the head. 397 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,781 - I swear it blinked at me. 398 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,492 - Would you guys quit talkin' about the stupid frozen head? 399 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,160 - Don't you guys care that those dingo writers 400 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,662 are gonna keep ripping off iCarly 401 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,957 and there's nothing we can do about it. 402 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,376 They probably even-- [screams] 403 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,669 - What? 404 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,170 - A mouse just ran across my foot. 405 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,131 See, he's right over there. 406 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,468 - [squeaking] That's not a mouse. 407 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,803 That's a rat. 408 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,264 - This motel is disgusting. 409 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,267 - Ah, you're such a bunch of prancies. 410 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,603 - Come on, these pillows aren't even pillows. 411 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,187 They're just pillow cases 412 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,356 filled with crumpled up old newspapers. 413 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,069 - And this lamp doesn't even have a light bulb. 414 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,487 Just a potato. 415 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,783 - I'm gonna go wash my hands. 416 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,788 - Hobo: Hey, you. - [screams] 417 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,332 A hobo in our bathtub. 418 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,792 - ♪ 419 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,793 - Ow. 420 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,963 - Scram. Scram. Scram. Scram. 421 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,006 Scram. Scram. 422 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,637 Let's just go home. 423 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,347 - And let those Dingo writers keep stealin' our bits 424 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,349 and using 'em on Totally Teri? 425 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,144 - Well, what are we gonna do? They're the Dingo Channel. 426 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,980 They've got money and lawyers and all we've got 427 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,815 is Sam's butter sock. 428 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,944 - We've got the key to the head. 429 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,530 - Oh, no. 430 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,449 - The head. 431 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,951 - The head. 432 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,205 [screams] 433 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,876 - ♪ 434 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,846 - Move. Move. 435 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,309 - DINGO WRITTERS: Hey. 436 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,312 - I was in the middle of my solo. 437 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,940 - How'd they get back in here? - Glenn, call security. 438 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,859 - Sit down, Glenn! 439 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,406 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 440 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,034 Are you gonna stop stealing ideas from iCarly 441 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,578 and using them on your dumb Dingo show? 442 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,121 - Hey, I got it. 443 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,123 What if we do an episode where someone steals 444 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,458 Teri's ideas, and then she and her friends-- 445 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,211 - Stop that! 446 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,923 - You guys are the worst! 447 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,549 - We told you. 448 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,801 You can't stop us from doing whatever we want. 449 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,428 - Can't we? 450 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,971 Spencer! 451 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,809 - What's he got there? - Oh, you know, just the... 452 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,896 - Frozen head of Charles Dingo. 453 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,734 - Hey, no one's supposed to know about the head. 454 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,945 - How did you get it? - You don't need to know. 455 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,823 - All you need to do is swear on video 456 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,284 that you'll never steal an idea from iCarly, ever again. 457 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,994 - And what if we don't swear? 458 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,955 - Then we'll show Charles Dingo's head on iCarly. 459 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,540 - And tell the whole world that the Totally Teri writers 460 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,084 gave it to us. 461 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,253 - And what if we call security and have 'em 462 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,963 take the head away from you? 463 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,132 - Then we'll just show the high-rez pics of the head 464 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,967 we already took. 465 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,552 - How high-rez? - 19 megapixels. 466 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,680 - Oh, my God. That's very high-rez. 467 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,142 - And we'll be sure to thank the Totally Teri writers 468 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,811 for e-mailing the pics to us. 469 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,147 - We don't care. 470 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,941 - We'll get fired. - Don't tell them that. 471 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,153 - Just promise you'll never steal ideas 472 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,071 from iCarly again and you can have 473 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,115 your leader's head back. 474 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,660 - And we'll never say a word about this. 475 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:11,371 - Better hurry, I think Mr. Dingo's melting. 476 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,085 - We swear we'll never steal ideas 477 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:19,337 from iCarly ever again. 478 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,423 - Good. Give 'em the head. 479 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,759 - ♪ 480 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,719 - Wait. - Wait. 481 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,429 - What? 482 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,307 - You clowns aren't gettin' off the hook so easy. 483 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:32,018 - Sam. - What else do you want? 484 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:39,025 - And next on iCarly... - It's time for... 485 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,235 - BOTH: Bikini dog food fights. 486 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,656 - Ready, Dingo boys? 487 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,453 - Set... 488 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,538 - Go. - SAM: Go. 489 00:22:52,579 --> 00:23:02,089 - ♪ 490 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,768 - Sam? - Carly? 491 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,936 - Tell everyone to go to iCarly.com. 492 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,355 - What? You-- you're breaking up. 493 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:19,357 - I said, tell everyone to go to iCarly.com. 494 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,900 - You're in love with iCarly.com? 495 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,693 - No-- well, yes, but that's not what I said. - Hello! 496 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,070 Just tell everyone 497 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,571 that there's lots of new videos. - New videos? 498 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,156 - Yeah, and new blogs and photos 499 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,741 and all kinds of awesome stuff at iCarly.com. 500 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,617 - There's awful pus at iCarly.com? - No, there's no pus! 501 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,451 - Just make sure 502 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,246 everyone goes to iCarly.com. 503 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,454 - Dude, you're breaking up. 504 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,290 - [timer dings] - MAN: Mmm! 505 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,085 - [bubbling]