[Music]
- Merry Christmas.
- On comet.
- On stupid.
- On ey.
- On blitzberg.
- Blitzberg?
- What? A reindeer can't be Jewish?
- Okay.
Last week, we asked you guys
to pick which costume Freddie should wear
for this Christmas show.
- A lot of you guys voted for Santa claus.
- And a bunch of you guys voted for elf,
but the winner-- - by far-- - --was--
- --flashlight.
[Applause]
- Whoo. Give me the camera.
- I't wanna do this.
- Go out there.
- I'm embarrassed-- - go.
- I don't wanna-- - come on.
- Go on.
- Come on.
Ladies and gentlemen, Freddie,
[applause]Mas flashlight.
Switch to the b-cam.
Freddie.Ing.
That is mazing flashlight costume.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And look, it actually works.
- You don't even wanna know
where the batteries go.
- Ho ho ho.
Can I walk away now?
- After you wish everyone
a merry Christmas.
- I wish you all a merry--oh!
- Too sã©ow.
- Switch tohe a-cam, - hurry so we can say
- bye. Merry Christmas.
- Yes.
- Oh, yes. Jingle.
- Bells.
- Love you all.
Bye.
- And we be clear.
- Okay.
You stay here and help Freddie get out
of his flashlight costume.
- Where are you going?
- To see if Spencer - oy.R tree.
Let's get you out of that thing.
Here, lie down.
- Um, good?
- Straight down? Whoa.Good.
- You're good.
- Ohh!
- Well, goodbye.
- Sam, Sam.
Wait, Sam, you're supposed
to hel get out of this.
Oh! Unh!
In five, four, three, two-- [music]
* I know, you see *
* somehow the world *
* and be so wonderful *
* llife, breathe air *
* I know somehow *
we're gon get there *
* and fee wonderful *
* it's all for real *
* I'm telling you *
* just how I feel *
* so wake up the members *
* of my nation *@
* it's your time to b * there's no chance *
* unless you take one
* every time you see *
* the brir side *
* of every situation *
* some things are meant to be *
* so giveyour best *
* and leave the rest to me *
* leaveall to me *
* (Leav all to me) *
* leave it to all to me *
* just leave it all to me *
[music]
- Just keep walking.
- Just show me the tree.
- Oh, you wanna see the tree?
Does little Carly shay
wanna see her Christmas tr
- yeah, she does.
- It's right in front of you.
What?
T you love it?
You can't not love it.
Don't you lovepit?
- It's cool, but I thought
we were gonna get
a real ctmas tree this year.
- We were, but then I was at the junkyard
looking for art supplies,
and got the idea for thi it's a magna tree.
- Magna?
- Yeah.
It rigged with a dangerously
large electromagnet.
Sam, come check out
our magnetic Chris tree.
- Magnetic?
- He made it instead of getting us
a real Christmas tree.
- Here, watch.
First, I activate.
And now-- keys.
Yeah?
- Whoops, time for cheese.
- I thought you loved mylptures.
It's just-- I wanted a Christmas tree
that smells like Christmas
this smells like junk.
And yard.
- You'll be happy
once we put ornaments on it,
put presents all around it.
Did you wrap any yet?
- Yeah. They're up in my room. Go get '
- okay.
- Hah.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hey, you were supposed to help me out
of that flashlight costume.
- Yeah, I'm supposed to do a lot of things
that never happen.
- Hey, you know what'll
make you feel better?
- What?
- Sticking a hammer
to a magnetic Christmas tree.
- Yeah, that's always a good time.
- Hi, sorry to barge--
Freddie, give me that.
You know I donike you handling tools.
- Mom.
- Let's go.
- Come on.
I'm trying to live my life.
- If somebody wants to get to the mall
in time to sit on somebody's lap
and tell somebody
what he wants for Christmas,
somebody better hurry up.
- Aw, is widdle fweddie
goin' to see Santa claus?
- N let's go.
- I tried to keep it vague.
- Well, it didn't work.$
- well, I better head out.
Tell Carly I'll text her.
- Where are you going?
- Home.
My mom bought a new TV.
- Cool.D are you guys gonna hook it up?
- Nah.
We're gonna beat the old one
with a baseball bat.
[Music]
[High-pitched beeping]
- Oh, it's christmastime?
[Sniffs]
Carly!
Oh, you're closed.
[Crash]
Aagh!
[Louder beeping]
Whoa! Oh!
Oh, this is--this is so bad.
Ah. Ah.
Put it out, put it out!!
- I'm trying!
Just shut off the smoke alarm.
- Okay.
How do I turn off the smoke alarm?
- Use the pineapple.
- Aah!
- Yeah, there's a fire.
We knohut up.
[Beeping stops]
Is it out?
- Yeah.
Pretty much.
Ah. Oh, oh.
- Oh, man.
Do you kno how much time and money
I spent on these presents?
- I guess the electromagnet--
- why couldn't you have
just gotten a regular tree,
one that didn't set
all the presents on fire?
I wish you'd been born normal!
[Music]
At least I have you, little normal tree,
but you're not very big.
- What's so great about being big?
- Who said that?
- Ts me.
- Okay. And who are you?
- The name's Mitch.
Aah!
- Ooh.
Someone's a little jumpy.
- You br get out of here
or I'll call the cops.
- Come on.
You don't wanna call the cops
on your Christmas ange - I mean it.
You better leave.
My brother is a-- a sculptor.
- Carly, Carly, Carly, relax.
- How do you know my name?
- I told you. I'm an angel.
I'm here to earn my wings.
- Oh, you're an angel?
- That's right. - Syou're, like, magical?
On a good day.
- Okay, prove it.
Prove you're mag - all right.
Here we go.
Pick a card.
King of clubs.
- So?
Anyone can do card tricks.
- Look at it.
- He's not kidding.
He's really an angel.
- Aah!
- Hey.
- It's okay.
I'm here to make youwish come true.
- What wish?
[Music]
What just happened?
- He was born normal.
That's what you are.Rewy,
I'm calling the cops.
And when they get here-- hey.
Mitch? Mitch.
Screwy.
[Music]
What happened to opartment?
- Right.
Let's just get Mr. Schneider and Mr. newm
into a room together and I'm sure
we cantle this dispute
without going to court.
[Knock on door]
I'll call you la come.
- I brought you some antacid tablets.
- Oh, thank you.
The stressn at the office
has really been upsetting my stomach.
- Spencer was born normal
just like you wished for.
- Aah!
- Carly.
Are you all right?
- Why did you scream?
- Is somethwrong?
- Yeah, something's wrong.
This weird guy is-- - what weird guy?
A scary novel?En reading
reading a novel. Been - oh, I have.
It's all about a Baker in the 1700s
who makes bread for peasants.
- I love that book.
- It's a charming read.
-L, I better let you get off to work.
- I'll see you this evening.4 - aah!
- What's the matter?
- You really seem out of sorts today.
- Yeah.
I just gotta go brush my teeth.
I'll be down in a few.
[Music]
Okay.
At least school seems like it should be.
- Does it?
- Okay, Mitch.
Now, I don't know who you are
or what you did to my life--
- I made your wish come true.
Spencer was born normal.
- Okay.
Even if I believe that you could--hi, die.
- Uh, hi.
- Whys Freddie holding hands wiona berger?
- Rona berger is fredd girlfriend.
- What? N s not.
He hates rona berger.
Everybody hates rona berger.
- So what dou get me for Christmas?
No, don't tell me.
I wanna be surprised.
No, wait, tell me.
It better be a pear pod,
- I thought you didn't want a--
- maybe should it to me right now.
No, don't.
Wait, yeah, do it now.
- Okay.
- A picture frame?
- Yeah. It's digital.
I filled it all up with pictures of us.
- I see you every day.
Why do I need pictures?
- Unh! [Groans]
- Okay, I don't get it.
Is Freddie dating - it all goes back
to Spencer being born normal.
It's made your whole life different.
- But Freddie's always been in lwith me.
- He gave$up 'causeou have a boyfriend.
- I don't have a boyfriend.
I mean, I want one really bad,
but I don't have one.
- Hey, Carly.
Your boyfriend's looking for you.
- What boyfriend?
- Carly.
- Nevel?
Aah!@
[music]
Mitch.Ã­
oh.
What happened to our studio?
Mitch. Mitch.
- Wow, you say Mitch a lot.
- Nevel papperman is my boyfriend?
- Yeah.
- Gross.
- Love a crazy thing.
- Hey, I'mpnot done with you.
- Oy, now what?
- I wanna know why everything
in my life is different.
- You wished for Spencer to be born normal.
- Yeah, I know that.
-Ou were who you were
because spcer was who he was.
You changed him,
and that changed your life.
- Well, change it back.
- Can't do that.
Haven't got my wings yet.
- Okay.
What is this about wings?
What wings?
- For an angel to get his wings,
he must Grant someone a wish that causes
unintended consequences
thereby teaching someone a valuable lesson.
- What?
- I don't make the rules.
- Where's Sam?
Why wasn't Sam in school today?
Mitch.
- I think you better forget about Sam.
- Why?
Why?
- She barely knows you.
- That's a lie.
- Spencer thought she was a bad kid.
He never let you han
with her when you were little,
so you and Sam never became friends.
- You're insane.
Sam's my best friend.
Every week.Ly" together
- there is no "icarly."
- Where's Sam?
[Music]
- This is the place, the Seattle juvenile
detention center.
- Sam's here? In juvy?
How come-- - what do you mean
I got a visitor?
Nobody visits me.
- Oh, can it, Puckett, and sit down.
- Carly shay?
- Hi.
- What do you want?
- It's my fault you're in here.
- You're the one who called the cops?
De, I swear when I get out of here-- - no.
You're in here 'cause I wished"for Spencer
- who's Spencer?
- My brother.
He made a magnetic tree that--
- dude, I barknow you.
- You know me a lot.
We were best friends
till I made that stupid wish.
- Wre never friends.
Just 'cause we used to go
to the same school, - okay.Sn't make you--
if we're not best friends,
then, how would I know
that you've slept with
two different colored socks on your feet
siyou were little
'cause think it's good luck?
Anw would I know that you're right-handed,
but you punch harder with your left?
And how would I know that your mom's foot
s a tattoo on it?
- A tattoo of what?
- A foot.
Has a tattoo of a footm on her ft?4
how do you know all that stuff?
- I told you, we're best friends.
- What's my favorite color?
- Brown.
- Why?
- It's the color of gravy.
- What's my favorite junk food?
- Fat cakes.
- What's my favorite book?
- "Boogie bear III:
The return of boogie bear."
- What do I hate most?
- People.
- What wanna be when I grow up?
- An invisible ninja.
- Wow.
[Music]
- A pear pod.
It's about time.
[Door bell rings]
- Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
* la-di-dah-di-li-dah *
- hello, nevel.
- Good evening, Mrs. Benson.
- Nevel, welcome.
Carly isn't with you?
[Gasps] Oh, my.T she was here.
Is this ring for what I thinkãºit is?
-Eed it is.
- Well, congratulations to you both.
We were waiting
until Carly got here to make
the official announcement.
But I guess the cat's out of the bag.
- What cat?
- Spencer and I are getting married.
- Aah.
- Wow.
- Isn't it grand?
- So grand.
- Okay, that's it.
- Car--aah, my arm.
- Make some spaghetti tacos.
- What?
We're having steamed Halibut for dinner.
'Cause it's boring. Halibut
you like to make spaghevti tacos
and when you make 'em,
you sing a little sonw.
- Carly, I only sing songs in church.
- Aah!
- What's wrongp with your sister?
- I'm not just his sister, I'm your friend.
- Carly, I think you better calm down.
- I don't wanna calm down.
- She's crazy.
- I heard that, rona.
- Can I get you some ibuprofen?
- No.
I just want you back.
I want you the way you're supposed to be.
I want you to make crazy sculptures
and to accidentally$
set stuff on fire
and to wear socks that light up.
And I want you to be single and lonagain.
And I want you to leave the country.
And nobody even likes you.
And I wantam back.
And I want you to be my friend
and say "in five, four, ree, two,"
but not the one, which I never understood
but I liked it.
- Well, bah, humbug.Fe back.
- Mitch.
Mitch, where are you?
Mitch.
I want my life back.
I don't want Spencer to be normal.
I want him to be all abnormal again.
Please.
Mitch.
Want you to take everything back
to the way it was-- Spencer, Sam,
Freddie, everything.
Mitch!
- Oh, t you are.
Hey, did you check out that video I sent
of the guy who can fit a whole grapefruit--
hey.
Hey, are you crying?
- Just leave me alone.
- Um, okay.
But for the next "icarly,"
we gotta figure out which video is going up
in the first cycle.
- "Icarly"?
Did you just say for the next "icarly"?
- Yeah. Why are you-- [music]
Our studio's back.
Hello, old car.
Hello, beanbags.
Hello, hammer that almost killed me.
It's all back.
- Oh.
- Whoa, daddy, what is going on here?
- Sam you're out of juvy.
- Juvy?
What are you talking about?
- Spencer.
Spencer.
- Hey, what's up, kid?
Oh.
Hey, what's up with all
the squeezin' and squishin'?
- I missed you.
Our house is back.
- Okay.
I have no idea what you're-- - hey, spr,
do you want us to help you
to take that tree down to the garbage?
- Yeah.
Just help me stuff into-- - no.
No one touches this tree.
- I thought you hated it.
- I do not.
It's my favo tree ever.
Come on, let's put it back
over there where it belongs.
- Okay.
Let's go.
- All right.
- Here we go.
- Right in the middle, all right?
- Okay.
- Watch your hands.
Go.
- Go, go, go.
- Slow. Slow.
- Got it.
- Right there.
And to the right, to tight.
- A little more.
- Keep going.
- Okay. All right.
- Right there.
- See, that's not bad at al
it just needs a little love.
- Yeah.
U guelp me slam some
decorations on it real quick.
- Yeah. Sure.
- Oh, I like this.
- Oh, wow - get in there. Green.
- Tt's a purple bana.
- I lovnanas.
Right there.
It complem the tree nicely.
- Nice.
- I like it right here,
sort of near the top.
- Right there.
- Oh, that's nice.
Ll right, thooks a lite better.
- Okay, help me put the garland on.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
All right.
- Oh, these are so good.
- All right.
- Here, put this all along.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Good.
- Thanks, Mitch.
- Thank you.
- Why thank me?
- 'Cae if it wasn't for you,
I would have never gotten my wmngs.
Oh. Oh.
- Merry Christmas, Carly.
- Merry Christmas, Mitch.
- We gotta make it look good.
- Okay.
- Wait, wait.
- Wow.Ck around it.
- Looks nice, huh?
- Yeah.
Spencer, you're not normal
but you did build a nice tree.
[Humming "hark the herald angels sing"](
[humming continues]
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