1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,886 - CARLY: Aaahhhh. - SAM: All right, keep it out. 2 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,138 Are you guys looking at it? Do you see this? Look at that. 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,098 Okay, Freddie, pull back. 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,768 And that answers our viewer's request which was, 5 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,394 "Will you please show me an extreme close-up 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,355 of Carly's tongue?" 7 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,398 - My tongue appreciates your interest. 8 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,820 - Okay, 'til the next "iCarly"-- - Play us out, Freddie. 9 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:32,157 - ♪ Baby, will you take me back? ♪ 10 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,160 ♪ There I said it, I said it, I said it ♪ 11 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:39,665 ♪ Baby, will you take me too? ♪ 12 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,001 ♪ Well, there I said it, I said it, I said it ♪ 13 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:45,086 - And we're clear. - Wooh! 14 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,087 - Good show, you guys. 15 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,255 - Thanks. - We know. 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,051 - I'm all tired. - Me too. I need a bath. 17 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,721 - Ewww, don't take a bath, take a shower. 18 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,180 - What's wrong with takin' a bath? 19 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,683 - You sit there in your own wet dirt. 20 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,812 - Gross. - Yeah. 21 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,523 - Awww, no, come on. - What's the matter? 22 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,025 - Gibby forwarded me one of those annoying 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,484 chain letter e-mails. 24 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,277 - Oh yeah, the one about the ghost girl 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,072 named Consuela that haunts that bowling alley in Cleveland? 26 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,449 - Yeah. - I got it this morning. 27 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,993 - Me too. - SAM: Better forward it. 28 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,828 - Yeah, you gotta send it to 20 people 29 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:22,041 or else you'll have bad luck. - Consuela's revenge! 30 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,501 - I'm not forwarding the stupid e-mail. 31 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,545 - You better. It said the last person who didn't forward it, 32 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,255 his hamster exploded. 33 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,049 - Yeah, he was just running on his little wheel 34 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:33,635 and then pffffft! - Yeah, pffffft! 35 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,431 - Okay, no hamster went pffffft! 36 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,349 I don't believe in it, so I'm not doing it. 37 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,018 Delete. 38 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,020 - Okay, but when you get butt warts, 39 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:44,855 don't come cryin' to us. 40 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,068 - Don't worry. - Oh, my God! A spider! 41 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:50,819 - Where? - There on your cheek! 42 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:54,573 - And your bad luck begins. - Ha-ha. 43 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,866 - I'm not kidding. 44 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,117 - Dude, there really is a spider. 45 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,577 - Right under your eye. - Yes. 46 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,329 - Well, get it off! - Okay, okay, uh-- 47 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,372 - Just grab it! 48 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,626 - Ooh, I can't, I can't, I can't. 49 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,211 - I'll get it. I'll get it. - Just be careful. 50 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,884 - I got it. - FREDDIE: [groaning] 51 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,514 In five, four, three, two-- 52 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,267 - ♪ 53 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,603 CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 54 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,814 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 55 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,399 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 56 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,487 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 57 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,948 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 58 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,951 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 59 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,372 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 60 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,416 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 61 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,671 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 62 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,297 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 63 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,216 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 64 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,761 ♪ Every time just see the brighter side... ♪ 65 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:01,222 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 66 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,101 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪ 67 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:06,520 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 68 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,063 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 69 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,731 - ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 70 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,108 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 71 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,527 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 72 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,577 - ♪ 73 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,789 - Yes, Granddad, I'm doing my homework right now. 74 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,749 - [crashing sound] 75 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:32,420 - SPENCER: Carly, Carly! Wait 'til you see what I found. 76 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,256 - I gotta go. Okay, love you too. 77 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,760 - SPENCER: [singing] 78 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,224 - What is that? - A Pak-Rat machine! 79 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,977 - Pak-Rat? - Yeah. 80 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,645 It's a really old video game from, like, the last century. 81 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,271 I've played versions of it online, 82 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,649 but this is the original real deal. 83 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,860 One of the most popular video games of all time. 84 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,071 - Cool. You think it'll work? - I don't know. 85 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,990 I gotta check out all the wiring and circuit boards and stuff. 86 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,117 - But shouldn't you be working on your labradoodle sculpture? 87 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,285 - I got time. That doctor's not coming to get it 'til sunday. 88 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,954 Hey, did you look him up online? 89 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,664 - Yeah, his brother owns seven art galleries 90 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,541 in Seattle and Vancouver. 91 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,626 So make him happy. - No worries. 92 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,628 I'm gonna build him the best labradoodle 93 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,798 in the history of mixed-breed dog sculptures. 94 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,010 This thing must have been in that junk yard for years. 95 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,762 - How can you tell? 96 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:25,306 - Well, I don't think this is supposed to be in there. 97 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,185 Hold it. - No! 98 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:32,606 - ♪ 99 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:36,359 - Too slow, buddy. Eat it, eat it, eat the cheese. 100 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,737 - [doorbell] - Carly, doorbell! 101 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,909 - You couldn't get the door? - [screams] 102 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,452 - It's right there. - [screams] 103 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,745 - Okay, I'll get the door! 104 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,084 Hey, I thought you were Freddie. 105 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,253 - If anyone else said that to me, I'd punch 'em in the mouth. 106 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,756 - Sorry. He just called and said he needs to borrow 107 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,135 a tennis racket. - Yeah, I don't care. 108 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,761 - What are you doing here? 109 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,679 - Ah, my mom told me I couldn't leave the house 110 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,224 'til I clean up my room, so I locked my door, 111 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,935 snuck out the window, and took a bus here. 112 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,064 You got any meat? 113 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,357 - Just go home and clean up your room. 114 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,152 - Will you come help me? - Uh! 115 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,280 - Come on. - Okay. 116 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,658 Hey, Spencer, will you drive me and Sam over to her house? 117 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,911 - Sure, just let me finish this game. Oh! 118 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,790 Did you see that? Eat the cheese, eat the cheese! 119 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,541 - What's he playing? - Pak-Rat. 120 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,003 Some video game our ancestors used to play. 121 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,963 - [knocking] 122 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,965 - MARISSA: Fredward Benson! - Mom, would you-- 123 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,549 - MARISSA: Freddie, let's go! - Mom, calm down! 124 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,929 You got the tennis racket? - Yeah, one sec. 125 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:51,018 - Uh, what up with your little pink shorts? 126 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,479 - They were white, but somehow a red sock 127 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,897 got in our washing machine 128 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,899 and turned all my white clothes pink. 129 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,653 - Wow, that sounds like some pretty bad luck. 130 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:06,533 - It's Consuela's revenge! 131 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,368 - No, it was just a laundry mishap. 132 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,330 - Okay. - Whatever you say. 133 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,999 - Yeah! 134 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,752 Another 10,000 points, another extra rat. I am supreme. 135 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,048 - Is that an old Pak-Rat machine? 136 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,008 - Yeah, he found it at the junk-- 137 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:27,929 - MARISSA: Freddie, let's go! - I'm coming! Bye. 138 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,307 - Later. - See ya', pink pants. 139 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:35,645 - Carly, would you gimme a bite of my sandwich? 140 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,481 - You are kidding me. - Come on, I'm starving. 141 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,949 Thank you. 142 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,244 - You gonna drive us or not? 143 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,747 - Spencer, Spencer, are you gonna drive us to Sam's or not? 144 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,374 - As soon as I finish this game. 145 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,709 Ahhh! That was close. 146 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,212 A little bang-bang to the chitty chitty! 147 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,462 I am good. 148 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,923 - I'll call a cab. 149 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:08,845 - ♪ 150 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,972 - Hey. - What's up? 151 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,308 - You gotta see this video some kid sent in to "iCarly." 152 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,060 - Ooh, is it good? - Good? 153 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,687 The guy can pull his lower lip down over his chin. 154 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,481 - Ewww, gross! Show me. - 'Kay. 155 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,109 Gonna go full frame on this. 156 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,651 You are gonna die when you see how this guy-- 157 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,239 - Smoke! - Whoa! 158 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,868 - Why's it smoking? - I don't know. 159 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:35,956 Maybe it's got a-- - Ahh! It's Consuela's revenge! 160 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,707 Sam and I told you you'd have bad luck 161 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,084 if you didn't forward Gibby's e-mail. 162 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,752 - This has nothing to do with Consuela. 163 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,545 - Yes, it does! 164 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,673 I'm not leaving this room until you--I'm going downstairs. 165 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,218 Ahh! - FREDDIE: Carly! 166 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,096 Ah! 167 00:07:51,138 --> 00:08:01,148 - ♪ 168 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,650 - Ah! 169 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,653 - ♪ 170 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,614 - Listen, computers have technical problems all the time. 171 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,950 - Yeah, but they don't explode. - It didn't explode-- 172 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,701 - You've been cursed by Consuela 'cause you're too stubborn 173 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,536 to forward Gibby's e-mail. 174 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,748 - It's not that I'm stubborn-- - Just forward the e-mail! 175 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,293 - Hold me tighter. - [exhales] 176 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,880 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 177 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,299 - What's that stuff? 178 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,176 - Parts for my labradoodle sculpture. 179 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,052 - Finally. 180 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,762 Wait, doesn't that rich guy want the sculpture by Sunday? 181 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,139 - Yeah. 182 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,474 - And you haven't even started it yet? 183 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:36,599 - I've been busy playing Pak-Rat. 184 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,060 - Busy? - Hey what's this? 185 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,437 - Bag of dog hair. - Oh! 186 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,523 - Where'd you get a bag of dog hair? 187 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,442 - I stopped by that pet grooming place down the street. 188 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,110 - Shampoodles? - Uh-huh. 189 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,946 - Hey, is this your high score? - Yup. 190 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:53,408 - 867,000? - Uh-huh. 191 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,576 - How long did it take you to score that high? 192 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,578 - Well, I started playing last night at around 11:00 193 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,498 and finished at maybe 6:00 a.m.? 194 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,624 - You played Pak-Rat for seven hours straight? 195 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,959 - Yeah, why? 196 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,419 - What happened when you had to pee? 197 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,213 - Oh, see, I took this plastic bottle 198 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,173 and taped it to my ankle, then ran a tube up my pants-- 199 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,508 - Okay. I get it! 200 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,303 - FREDDIE: Hey. Look at this. 201 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,554 The highest score on record for a single game of Pak-Rat 202 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,308 was achieved by a girl named Sasha Striker. 203 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,101 - Yeah, I've heard of Sasha Striker. 204 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,895 - Yeah. It says when she was only 16, 205 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,523 she became the number one Pak-Rat player in the world. 206 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,483 Then she disappeared and no one's seen her since. 207 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,485 - Really? - Weird. 208 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:33,323 - Whoa. She scored 1,034,000 points in one game. 209 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,783 - Not bad for a lady rat. 210 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,120 - I bet you could beat her score. 211 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,498 - Don't encourage him. - I gotta beat that score! 212 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,208 - After you finish the labradoodle sculpture. 213 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,918 - Just a quick game. 214 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,420 - That doctor guy's coming to pick it up tomorrow. 215 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,962 - It'll be ready. One game. 216 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,381 - At least start on the sculpture first? 217 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,007 - Uh! 218 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,892 Tail's done. 219 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,187 - [video game sounds] - Yes! 220 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:12,446 - ♪ 221 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,488 - CARLY: Spencer! 222 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,286 Wake up! - [groans] What happened? 223 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,079 - Did you play Pak-Rat all night? 224 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,830 - I don't know. 225 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,708 What? 226 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,252 - Why is there a bagel in your pants? 227 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,132 - I got hungry and then I-- - Come with me. 228 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,348 What about the labradoodle sculpture 229 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,058 for that important doctor guy? 230 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,643 - He's not picking it up 'til Sunday! 231 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,186 - Today is Sunday! 232 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,940 - It is? 233 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,817 - Yes! You have a problem. You're addicted to Pak-Rat. 234 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,110 - I am not! 235 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,488 - Admit it! 236 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,905 - No, I am not addicted to Pak-Rat! 237 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,032 Would ya stop-- 238 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,867 I'm addicted to Pak-Rat! - I know! 239 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,376 - ♪ 240 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,337 - MAN: I can't believe this. 241 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,380 You promised me my labradoodle sculpture would be ready today. 242 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,424 - I know. - He's really sorry. 243 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,384 - Do you know how much influence I have 244 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,428 in the Seattle art community? - Yes, I do. 245 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,263 - And what is that on your face? 246 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,018 - It's smoked salmon. 247 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,647 - What is wrong with you? 248 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:34,068 - Look, I...I got a little obsessed with Pak-Rat. 249 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,862 - Pak-Rat? That old video game? 250 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,364 - Yeah, ya wanna play? - No! 251 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:41,451 - CARLY: Spencer! - I'm sorry. Listen. 252 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,244 Is today your wife's actual birthday? 253 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,539 - No, it's next Saturday, why? 254 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,040 - If you'll just give me 'til then... 255 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,001 - Oh. - ...I promise, I swear, 256 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,172 I will make you the best labradoodle sculpture ever. 257 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,966 Your wife will love it. 258 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,468 - He'll get it done. 259 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,347 - I will see you 9:00, Saturday morning. 260 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,725 - [door closing] 261 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,688 - Wow, that was almost really bad. 262 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:13,316 - Yeah! - Well-- 263 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:17,237 [high pitched scream] 264 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,699 [singing] 265 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,368 - I can't believe you're still playing that! 266 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,872 And now my finger smells like smoked salmon. 267 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:35,255 - ♪ 268 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,718 - Gary Wolf is so gorgeous. 269 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,595 - Why does he have to be a senior? 270 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,346 A hot, hot senior. 271 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,268 - Hi. - What happened to you? 272 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,936 - I was riding my bike down Corbin Boulevard 273 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,105 on my way to school and my bike just fell apart 274 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,441 right under me. - On Corbin? 275 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,360 - Uh-huh. A bus ran over my lunch. 276 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,245 - Well, "flat" doesn't mean "inedible." 277 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,666 - I'm telling you, it's Consuela's revenge. 278 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,168 - There's no such thing as curses or bad luck. 279 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,794 - Yeah, keep thinkin' that. 280 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,714 - You guys, what am I gonna do about Spencer? 281 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,798 He's gonna ruin his whole life if I don't get him 282 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,469 to quit playing that stupid Pak-Rat game. 283 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,886 And it's your fault. - How's it my fault? 284 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,804 - You had to go look up Sasha Striker. 285 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,265 - Who's Sasha Striker? 286 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,058 - The best Pak-Rat player of all time. 287 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,893 - Come on, Spencer'll get sick of the game after a while. 288 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,896 - No way. This isn't about him loving Pak-Rat. 289 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,566 It's this, this crazy competitive thing with him. 290 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,568 - So let's go find this Sasha Striker chick. 291 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,236 Maybe Spencer can beat her. - Can't. 292 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,238 - She like dropped off the face of the earth years ago. 293 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,864 - Well, come on, there's gotta be some way 294 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,032 we can find the woman. 295 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,202 - ♪ 296 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,704 - So, come on, "iCarly" fans-- 297 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,331 - There are hundreds of thousands of you guys 298 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,915 all over the country. - All over the world. 299 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,084 - One of you has to know where Sasha Striker is. 300 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,628 - And if you help us locate her-- 301 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,797 - Or get her to contact us at icarly.com-- 302 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,716 - --you'll win these fabulous prizes. 303 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,136 - This $25 gift certificate to B.F. Wangs. 304 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,807 - This survival knife that used to belong to my grandmother. 305 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,811 - And an autographed photo of a man who got pregnant. 306 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,814 - So, come on, "iCarly fans." help us find Sasha Striker. 307 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,774 - If you like Chinese chain restaurants-- 308 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:21,110 - And survival knives-- - And pregnant dudes. 309 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:26,865 - ♪ 310 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,618 - [door knock] 311 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,994 - She's here! - She's comin' up the elevator. 312 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,371 - Sweet. 313 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:38,670 - Hey, hey, uncool, uncool! 314 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,672 - Just stop playing for a minute. 315 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,090 - No! I did what you asked me to do. 316 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,510 I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie 317 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,885 back to Webflix, I-- 318 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,563 Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank-top? 319 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,315 - Her name is Sasha. - Sasha Striker. 320 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,860 - [gasps] 321 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,612 - The number one Pak-Rat player in the world. 322 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,614 - How did you guys find her? 323 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,616 - Through the power of "iCarly." 324 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,410 - Now just play Sasha and beat her 325 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,620 so you can retire from Pak-Rat for good. 326 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:16,457 - Yeah. I hear you're really good. 327 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,792 So why don't you beat me? 328 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,753 - Oh, you don't think I can, do you? 329 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,171 - I know you can't. But I like a challenge. 330 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,173 - You know, I feel scared and attracted to you 331 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,342 at the same time. 332 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,386 - Are you guys gonna make out or play some Pak-Rat? 333 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,848 - [doorbell] 334 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,433 - Who's here? 335 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,852 - Hey, hey. Who are you guys? 336 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,396 - I'm Barry Schatz from the Video Game Channel. 337 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,064 - Why are you here? 338 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,775 - 'Cause we heard Sasha Striker was gonna be here-- 339 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:45,027 - --to defend her Pak-Rat title. - This is big! 340 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,946 This is Barry Schatz from the Video Game Channel, 341 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,240 live in Seattle, where Sasha Striker, 342 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,992 the number one Pak-Rat player in the world, 343 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,413 has come out of retirement to defend her title against-- 344 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,248 - Uh, Spencer Shay. 345 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,500 - If there's any girl out there who wants to go out with me, 346 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,001 any girl at all-- 347 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,088 - Well, I guess we're gonna do this. 348 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,006 - I guess we are. - Could take a long time. 349 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,925 - I got time. 350 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,388 - Do you have a boyfriend? 351 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:18,269 - ♪ 352 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,940 - [cheering] 353 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,489 - How long have they been playing? 354 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,950 - Six hours. - Uh, kill me. 355 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,714 - And Sasha Striker finishes with a total 356 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,300 of 1,322,000 points. 357 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,802 A new record! 358 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,720 Now, Spencer Shay has only one rat left 359 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,305 to beat that score and he trails by over 360 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,349 200,000 points. 361 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,644 - Good luck. You'll need it. 362 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,106 - Look out! 363 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,151 - Will Spencer Shay hold up under this pressure? 364 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,736 Will he be able to-- - Stop watching 365 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,446 the Video Game Channel, ya big bunch of losers. 366 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,823 You're wasting your lives! 367 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,950 Get a job, kiss a girl, do something! 368 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,952 No offense. 369 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,078 - ♪ 370 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,756 - It's incredible! 371 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,300 Spencer Shay is less than 400 points away 372 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,427 from defeating Sasha Striker! 373 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,888 - You don't have to be pretty. 374 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,096 All I'm looking for is someone female 375 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,473 with a beating heart-- 376 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,937 - Come on, Spencer. 377 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:48,026 - [screaming] 378 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,445 - [cheering] 379 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,822 - It happened! 380 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,241 It happened right here in Seattle! 381 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,494 Spencer Shay has defeated the great Sasha Striker 382 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,706 and he is now the number one-- - Bye! 383 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,624 Okay, later. 384 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,927 - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Get out! 385 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,558 - Well. You're the real deal. 386 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,685 Nice game. - Thanks. Back atcha. 387 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,312 - Wanna go for a ride? - I would love to. 388 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,024 But this is all I can give you right now. 389 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,410 - Call me. - We'll see. 390 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,041 Okay. A rich doctor's gonna be here in nine hours 391 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,167 to pick up a sculpture I haven't even started yet. 392 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,670 Who wants to stay up all night and help me build it?! 393 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,341 I'll give you each $20. 394 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,885 - Whatever. - Okay. 395 00:18:55,927 --> 00:19:04,518 - ♪ 396 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,564 - So, what do you think? 397 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,275 - I like it. 398 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,989 But it's my wife's opinion that matters. 399 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,406 Honey? 400 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,786 Happy birthday. 401 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,163 - [screams with glee] 402 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,459 [screams with glee] 403 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,796 - She likes it. 404 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,219 - [screams] 405 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,476 - Hey, did you get an e-vite to Karen Franklin's party? 406 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,104 - Yeah. - I didn't. 407 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,439 - Well, maybe 'cause you always call her a dumb fudge-wad. 408 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,901 - So? I still like to party. 409 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,573 Oh, man, I got another one of those chain letter 410 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,408 e-mails from Gibby. - Well, forward it 411 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,661 so you won't have all kinds of bad luck like Freddie. 412 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,538 - Freddie didn't have any bad luck. 413 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,623 - What are you talking about? - I did all that stuff. 414 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:14,005 - What? Wait, his bike falling apart? 415 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,717 - I loosened some bolts. - His laptop smoking? 416 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,761 - Shorted out the battery. - The pink shorts? 417 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,139 - One red sock in his washing machine. 418 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,307 - Okay, what about the spider on his face? 419 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,934 - That was just lucky. 420 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,272 No way! - What? 421 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,232 - Gary Wolf. - What about Gary Wolf? 422 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,818 - He's texting me! 423 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,071 He wants me to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall! 424 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,864 - But he's a senior. - I know! 425 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,490 - Why would the hottest senior in our school 426 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,367 ask you to meet him at the mall? 427 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,078 I mean, not that you're not cool and appealing and everything, 428 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,163 but why you? - I don't know. 429 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,539 But bye! 430 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,585 [excited scream] 431 00:20:52,626 --> 00:21:01,510 - ♪ 432 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,938 - Hey. - Hi. 433 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,564 I gotta tell you something. 434 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,315 - You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck? 435 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,236 That Sam did all that stuff to me? 436 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,904 - How'd you know? 437 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,739 - Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts 438 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,323 and my laptop, 439 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,284 but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike. 440 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,702 - But I thought your bike fell apart 441 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,079 while you were riding it? 442 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,956 - Nope. I just pretended on that one. 443 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,749 - So you're not gonna try to get her back? 444 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,751 - You mean, do something devious 445 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,502 like send her a fake text message 446 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,463 that looks like it came from Gary Wolf, 447 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,298 telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall? 448 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,386 - I didn't know you could be so bad. 449 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,930 Good night. - Night. 450 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,769 [sighs] 451 00:21:51,811 --> 00:22:01,821 - ♪ 452 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:15,501 ♪ 453 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:30,016 ♪ 454 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:40,067 - ♪ 455 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,278 - Carly? 456 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,449 Carls, hey-- - Hmm? 457 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,870 - Did you play Pak-Rat all night? 458 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,998 - Mm-hmm. It's so fun. 459 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,962 - Yeah, all right, kiddo. Go on up to bed. 460 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:03,381 - Carry me. 461 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:07,427 - ♪ 462 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,471 - CARLY: It's such a fun game. - SPENCER: I know. 463 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,479 - You wanna play some Pak-Rat? - Do you wanna play Pak-Rat? 464 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,772 - 'Cause you can. - Right now. 465 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,316 - At iCarly-- - --.com 466 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,151 - Yes, you can play Pak-Rat at icarly.com 467 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,362 - Think you're good enough to beat Sasha Striker's score? 468 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:25,863 - Or Spencer's? - Then do it. 469 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,282 - Come on and play some Pak-Rat. - At iCarly.com. 470 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,407 - Pak-Rat. - At iCarly.com. 471 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,701 - Pak-Rat. - At iCarly.com. 472 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,328 - Should we keep saying it? - Yes. 473 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,411 - Pak-Rat. - At iCarly.com. 474 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,788 - Pak-Rat. - Pak-Rat. 475 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,457 - [bell] - MAN: Mmm! 476 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,126 - [burble]