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How did you drop
your textbook in the water?

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My bathtub study tray broke.

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You have a bathtub study tray?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.
Hi.

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Hey.

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Why do you have a bowling ball?

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Don't ask why.

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Just pretend you don't see it,
and that way we won't be

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a part of the tragedy
that's about to happen.

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Hey! All set.

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Okay people, unless you're
a bowling pin, move!

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No way you can knock
both of them down.

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Don't doubt my ball skills!

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What's wrong with Miss Ackerman?

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What did you do to her, Sam?

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I know why
Miss Ackerman's upset.

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Why?
What happened?

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Her boyfriend
dumped her last night.

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No way!
What?

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Yep. You didn't hear it
from me.

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We've got to get to class.
Sure.

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Right after I knock down
these last two pins.

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With one throw? Not possible.
We'll see.

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I'll call the school nurse.

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<i>In five, four, three, two...</i>

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♪ I know you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to breath ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪

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♪ Of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪

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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪

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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪

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This is super-weird.

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She's been like that
for 20 minutes.

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I'm going to go talk to her.

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Miss Ackerman, are you okay?

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Yes.

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Sit down!
Okay!

51
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Now I want you all to write
a 10-page essay

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on the Louisiana Purchase.

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We haven't even gotten
to that chapter yet.

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Too bad!

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Sometimes things happen
you're not prepared for.

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But how are we supposed
to write an essay

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on something you haven't
taught us about yet?

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I don't need your sass,
Carly Shay!

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Sass?

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Look, it's not fair
to make us write 10 pages...

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Let's make it 15 pages!
Yeah, that's right. Ow.

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I'm going to get some aspirin.
Start reading chapter whatever!

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I'm not sassy!

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Her boyfriend must have
dumped her hard!

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No kidding. Lady's losing it!

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Sometimes I'm bold,
but I'm never sassy!

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Freddie, why aren't you
reading chapter whatever?

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Oh, um, ahem,

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because I dropped my textbook
in the bathtub last night.

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Of course.
You men are all the same.

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You lose interest
in your textbook,

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and then you just dump it
in your filthy bathwater!

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Miss Ackerman, you don't need
to yell at Freddie

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in front of the whole class.

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Oh, look, more backtalk
from the sass-master!

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I am not the sass-master!

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And it's wrong for you
to be mean to Freddie

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just 'cause your boyfriend
broke up with you!

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Wow, Carls, maybe you are
the sass-master!

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Now you go straight
to the principal's office!

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What?
You heard me. Go! Now!

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What do I... Miss...
Get out!

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Oh!

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♪ ♪

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F. F. F.

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Excuse me, Miss Ackerman?
What?

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I'm Spencer Shay,
Carly's older brother.

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What do you have there?
Frozen yogurt.

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There's no eating
in my classroom!

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Sit down.
Yes, ma'am.

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So Principal Franklin said

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you wanted to speak to me
about Carly's behavior?

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That's right. She sassed me
in front of my entire class.

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Right. We talked about it,
and she regrets her sass.

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But she felt she needed
to defend Freddie.

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Felt like it wasn't fair for...

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Did I say something...

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Hey, come on! Don't cry.

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Blue skies.

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No!
No!

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Why are you crying?

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Well, this is how I used
to get Carly

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to stop crying
when she was little.

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Oh.
And if that didn't work,

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little Carly
could expect a surprise visit

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from the Tickle Monster!

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No, no, I can't take this!

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No. No!

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I'm sorry.

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It's just that I recently
broke up with my boyfriend,

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and it's been rough.

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Oh, don't beat yourself.

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We've all been through
some bad breakups.

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Yeah. So do you have
a girlfriend now, or...

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No.

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I got a goldfish.
But we're just friends.

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So do you want to go
get some coffee, or something?

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Sure. I make great coffee.

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I also have cookies.
The soft kind.

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Really?
Mm-hmm. Want to come over?

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That sounds nice.
Well, then!

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Through the door, teacher lady!

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It's okay, little guy.

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Do you want me to stop?
No.

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It hurts too good!

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No.
Miss Ackerman?

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Hi, Carly.

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Hi. Not that I'm not happy
to see you,

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but why are you here
standing on my brother?

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Because she has magic feet.
Ahh!

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I spent six months in Thailand

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learning the art of back
walking massage.

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Oh, those Thailamanians
taught you good.

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So, coffee, snacks,
back walking...

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What's going on here?

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Well, after our
guardian-teacher conference

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at your school,
we decided to come back here

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for coffee and cookies.

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Soft cookies.

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Okay. Well, I'm just going
to go upstairs

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and try to make myself
comfortable with all this.

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No, why don't you hang down
here with us for a while?

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You can watch me
give Spencer a haircut.

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Try it and I'll call
the scissor police.

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Oh, no, give me your hair!

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No!

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Give it to me, come on!
I love my hair! I love it!

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Come on!
It's all luxurious!

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Just a little, Spencer!
No!

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I know, you're very pretty.
You're very pretty!

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Get back with those! No!

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♪ ♪

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Okay everyone, I know you were

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all expecting a test today,

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but instead, I've decided
to give you all

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A plusses, and caramel apples!

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Pass those around
while I make a phone call.

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Okay.
Spencer dating Miss Ackerman

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is the best thing
that's happened at this school

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since that lunch lady
fell in that giant gravy pot.

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Hi, Spencer!
No, I was just missing you.

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Did you get my text message?
Did you think it was cute?

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00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:10,425
No, you aren't... stop it!
I can't take it!

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00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,719
It's just a little weird
seeing a teacher in my house.

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Weird, how?
Weird like

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when she comes up
for dinner, I feel like

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I have to raise my hand
to say, "Pass the peas."

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Ew, peas?
Not the point.

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Yeah, the point is,
this could not get better.

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Hey kids,
instead of class tomorrow,

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how would you all like

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to come ice skating
with Spencer and me?

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Yeah!
Just got better.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Awww!

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Carly, could you get the door?

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I'm not dressed yet!
Okay.

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Whoa, Miss Ackerman,

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00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,573
you look sort of, like, hot!

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00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,742
Really?
Yeah. Come on in.

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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,287
Spencer's just finishing
getting dressed.

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00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,790
Hey! I just got the new cable
for the... whoa!

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I also said "whoa."

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00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,589
Hi, Freddie,
what are you doing here?

186
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,799
I was just coming over to help

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00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,510
working on the web show
with Carly.

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00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,720
Whoa!

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00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,844
Okay, why don't we go upstairs

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00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,640
before you start drooling.

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00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,101
Have fun, you guys.

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00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,690
Go!

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00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,362
Wow! You look fantastic.

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00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,365
Thanks! I got you a present.
What for?

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00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,577
Our one week anniversary.
Aww, how great are you?

196
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,996
Very. Open it.

197
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,292
No! A Pear Pod?
Uh-huh.

198
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,253
And it's loaded up with 500
of the best songs, ever.

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00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,495
Five hundred songs, that must
have cost you a fortune!

200
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,175
Well, Pear Pod wasn't cheap,
but I just downloaded the songs

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00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,816
from one of those music
sharing websites.

202
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,136
Oh, I think you've got

203
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,638
something boiling over
on your stove.

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00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,764
Ahh!

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00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,021
Whoo!
You saved my soup's life.

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00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,485
Which means you deserve
some passion fruit punch.

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00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,904
Mmm. Sweet!
Mm-hmm.

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00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,413
Mmm.

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00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,998
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.

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00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,627
So where were you today
between 3:15 and 3:40?

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00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,713
What do you mean?

212
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,008
Well, I called you,

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00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,530
one, two,
three, four, five, six times

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00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,929
between 3:15 and 3:40,
and you didn't pick up.

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00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,307
You write down every time
you call me?

216
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,349
Well, we're dating.
I like to know where you are.

217
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,769
Every minute of every day?
Yes.

218
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,607
Really?
Really.

219
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:17,320
Huh. I'm going to go carve
Mr. Chicken now.

220
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,281
All right.

221
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:32,085
So where do you think you were?
Just take a guess.

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00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,298
I don't know.
I think maybe I was...

223
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:41,511
Liar!
Ahhh

224
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,304
Love me!
Uhh...

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♪ ♪

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00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,309
Okay, how about this?
What if you guys

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do an "iCarly" segment
where you compare vegetables?

228
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855
What?
You talk about squash

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00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,067
and Carly talks about asparagus.

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00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,154
What?
You see, this is why Carly

231
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,864
and me are the creative ones

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00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,617
and you're
the technical producer,

233
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,869
who really shouldn't talk
so much in these meetings!

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00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,872
Carly...
Carly!

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00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:13,000
Let's take a break.
Yeah.

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00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,292
Let's talk about how awesome
it is

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00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,337
that Ackerman never gives us
homework anymore.

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00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,339
Yeah, we really owe Spencer.
Big time.

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00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,880
Can you believe how mean
Ackerman got after her

240
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,134
last boyfriend dumped her?

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00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,010
Oh, she was going
to ruin our lives!

242
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,763
No doubt.
We're just lucky that...

243
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,182
Hey.
Hey.

244
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,478
Where's Miss Ackerman?
She left. I dumped her.

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♪ ♪

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00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,780
Hey Freddie!
I can't talk!

247
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,864
I'm trying to prepare for
Miss Ackerman's pop quiz

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00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,285
on chapter seven.

249
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,203
We're having a pop quiz?
Probably.

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00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,206
You saw how she treated us
last time she got dumped!

251
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,251
Oh, man, he's right.
Give me that thing!

252
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,546
I've got to start writing stuff
down on my arms.

253
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,382
How much information
can you write on two arms?

254
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,217
Yeah, I'm going to need
more space.

255
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,512
I'll be in the bathroom.

256
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,305
Wait, the book!
Get your own book!

257
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,350
That is my own! Ah!

258
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,185
Oh, Miss Ackerman's coming.
Be cool.

259
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,936
Maybe she won't notice us.

260
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,241
Good morning, Carly,
good morning, Freddie.

261
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,485
How are two of my
favorite students today?

262
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,153
Fine.
Good.

263
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,324
You sure are in a good mood.

264
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,785
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Well, we sort of heard

265
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,620
that you and Spencer
broke up last night.

266
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,122
No no no no no,
we just had a little spat.

267
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,875
No, Spencer and I
are still very much together.

268
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,006
Oh.
So, no pop quiz today?

269
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,092
Of course not,
you silly goose peoples!

270
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,263
Here. Take your book.
I'm all set.

271
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,138
You don't need to be.
We just saw Miss Ackerman.

272
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,308
No pop quiz.

273
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,602
So I did this for nothing?

274
00:14:54,644 --> 00:15:00,400
♪ ♪

275
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,362
Hi! We need to talk.
Sure, in a minute.

276
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,656
I've got to finish
pumping the guns.

277
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,948
Pop your guns later.

278
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,156
Miss Ackerman's
on her way over here.

279
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,324
She thinks you two
are still dating.

280
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,079
Ohh!

281
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,624
Ahh. What is wrong
with that woman?

282
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,877
She's looney.
Looney in the head!

283
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,754
Oh man, why didn't you
call and tell me?

284
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,963
I could have been
in Canada by now.

285
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,340
I don't think Canada's gonna...

286
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927
It's her!

287
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,140
Why couldn't I have been
born with wings?

288
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,101
You're not a cockatoo.
Be a man!

289
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,603
All right.

290
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,438
I'm going to set
that lady straight.

291
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,731
No!
Right. What?

292
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,857
Spencer!
What happened!

293
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,231
Don't upset her!
But I don't want

294
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,900
to go out with her!
I know. Tell her that,

295
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,194
but say it nicely and sweetly

296
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,987
so she doesn't ruin
our lives in school.

297
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,364
Okay. Nicely.
And sweetly.

298
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,283
I'll be upstairs.

299
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,915
Boo!

300
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,332
Hi Lauren, what a surprise.

301
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,916
So where should we go
for dinner tonight?

302
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,002
Do you like Italian food?

303
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,088
Yeah. But Lauren...

304
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,550
I know we had a little
argument, but it's okay.

305
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,886
I'm not mad at you anymore.

306
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,640
And I brought you a panda pig.

307
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,683
A panda pig?
Yeah!

308
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,184
You said your two
favorite animals

309
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,436
were a panda bear and a pig.

310
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,354
So I cut off the head of a big
and I sewed it

311
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,523
onto the body of a panda bear.
For you!

312
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,484
Oh, that's not weird!

313
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,448
Lauren, I don't want
to go out with you anymore.

314
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,200
Spencer, I think
you're just overreacting.

315
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:37,079
No,
I think you're underreacting.

316
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,874
Seriously,
I don't want to date you.

317
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,502
If you're trying to tell me
something, just say it!

318
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,882
I don't want

319
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:52,720
to date you.

320
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:57,183
Fine! Then I'm just
going to do this!

321
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,990
That was a loud slam.
Did you break up with her?

322
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:15,952
Yep.
She didn't handle it well.

323
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,539
Were you gentle and sweet?
Yes!

324
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,748
But she wasn't.

325
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:25,837
♪ ♪

326
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,799
Okay class, this pop quiz
is going to count

327
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,177
for 90% of your final grade.

328
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,098
Miss Ackerman, you forgot
to give me a quiz.

329
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,227
That's right.
Because I already graded yours.

330
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,939
You gave me an F on a quiz
I never took?

331
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:49,861
That's right!
F, F, F, F-ity F, F!

332
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:53,447
Okay, that is jank!
Life is jank!

333
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,492
Because sometimes certain
little girls' brothers dump you

334
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,245
for no good reason.

335
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,747
Miss Ackerman,
I didn't mean to...

336
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,162
There's no talking
during the quiz!

337
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,083
But it's not my fault...
That tears it!

338
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,711
You give me 100 jumping jacks!
Huh?

339
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,839
That's so not fair.
You too, flapjack.

340
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,884
One hundred jumping jacks,
with her in the corner.

341
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,014
Man, you're off your nut!

342
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,182
Is that so?
Well, then...

343
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,392
Yeah, yeah, I know.

344
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,477
Now I've got to go
do jumping jacks.

345
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:28,315
No.
You are going to wash my car.

346
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,448
Faster. I want those faster!

347
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,076
Faster.
I want to see you sweating.

348
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:43,539
♪ ♪

349
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,539
What are we going to do?
We're going to tell Spencer

350
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,961
to call Miss Ackerman
and start dating her again.

351
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,212
No. I'm not going to make
my brother's life miserable

352
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,756
just to make ours easier.

353
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,299
Come on.

354
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,843
Having a miserable life's
not all that bad.

355
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,555
Sometimes my mother laughs.

356
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,432
Why can't Spencer just date her?

357
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:06,896
Because the woman's
a big bobble of crazy sauce!

358
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,230
But...
But what?

359
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,899
I think I might know a way
to fix this.

360
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,233
Good.
How?

361
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,735
"ICarly."
Our web show?

362
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,194
No, our potato farm!

363
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:18,950
♪ ♪

364
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,410
Okay, now to close the show,
we're going to do something

365
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,079
a little bit different
on "iCarly."

366
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,912
Please say hello to someone
you've met here before,

367
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:29,710
my big brother, Spencer.

368
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,254
Thanks for coming, Spence.
Do you know why you're here?

369
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,176
No, because you wouldn't
tell me why I'm here.

370
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,714
That's because we have
a little surprise for you.

371
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,884
Ooh!

372
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,552
Come on out here, Miss Ackerman!

373
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,267
What is going on?
Just go with it.

374
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,728
Ohh!

375
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,612
All right.
This is our history teacher,

376
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,948
who very kindly agreed
to appear on our show.

377
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,825
Hello.

378
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,910
Spencer and Miss Ackerman
had been dating,

379
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,910
but they've been having
some relationship problems.

380
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,192
So we're going to talk to them.

381
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,581
And then you guys
can vote online,

382
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,583
right here at iCarly.com...
To tell us

383
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,503
whether it's time for them
to make up or break up.

384
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,047
I'm not comfortable with this.

385
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,841
Shh.
So Spencer, why do you feel

386
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,635
that you and Miss Ackerman
are having problems?

387
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,387
She seemed nice at first,

388
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:25,099
but then I realized she's
totally insa... not my type.

389
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,061
And Miss Ackerman, where
do you feel things went wrong?

390
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,353
I don't know.

391
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,355
I tried to be a good girlfriend.

392
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,648
I brought him presents.

393
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,942
What kind of presents?
Well,

394
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,361
a customized stuffed animal,

395
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,156
and a brand new Pear Pod
with 500 songs on it.

396
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,659
Wow. A lot of songs.
You buy them all on Pear Tunes?

397
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,870
No, I just downloaded them
from one of those

398
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,496
music sharing websites.

399
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,707
But it's not about how much
a person spends,

400
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,084
it's the thought that counts.

401
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,711
You make a good point.
Okay, "iCarly" viewers,

402
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,881
it's time to vote,
right here at iCarly.com.

403
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,175
Just look under the pics
of Spencer and Miss Ackerman...

404
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,010
And vote Make Up or Break Up.

405
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,676
Can I say one more thing
before they vote?

406
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,930
No.
Sit down!

407
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,725
♪ ♪

408
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,566
Is that it?
That's it.

409
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,317
Well, what's the vote?

410
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,821
The "iCarly" viewers say
that you and Spencer should...

411
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,575
Break up.
Ahh! I'm deeply sorry.

412
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,328
Yeah, right.
Listen, we know you feel bad.

413
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,583
Want a bite of my burrito?
No.

414
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,294
And if the vote says
that we shouldn't be together,

415
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,256
then I hate you!

416
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,799
And the internet!

417
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,724
Ow!

418
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,603
Okay, what was the point
of all this?

419
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,896
Now she's just going to be

420
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,982
mean and vicious
to you guys at school.

421
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,357
I don't know.

422
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,485
A lot of people
watch "iCarly."

423
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,570
And sometimes...
We make sure

424
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,489
certain specific people watch.

425
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:07,326
Yes. Yes, we do.

426
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,036
You guys are up to something,

427
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,997
and I don't want
to know what it is!

428
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,499
♪ ♪

429
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,418
I hope you all haven't made
any plans for this weekend,

430
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,585
'cause you're going to be up
to your eyeballs in homework.

431
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,380
When?
Soon.

432
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,800
And today, you will all write
one thousand words

433
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,470
on why men are dirty, rotten,
stinktatious, ungrateful...

434
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,430
Lauren Ackerman?

435
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,892
Yes, who are you people?
FBI. You're under arrest.

436
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,769
Arrest? For what?

437
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,351
Five hundred counts
for illegally downloading music

438
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,315
on the internet.

439
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,901
You have no proof!

440
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,528
Yes we do. Ma'am?

441
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,365
I believe all the proof
we need is on this Pear Pod.

442
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,994
And you admitted it last
night on those kids' web show.

443
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,495
Which we recorded.
You set me up!

444
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,039
That's a lie!

445
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,249
No, we set her up.
Oh, yeah.

446
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,293
Oh!

447
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,049
So now what do we do?

448
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,798
We should probably tell
Principal Franklin

449
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,303
that our teacher's
been arrested.

450
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,222
Or we could go ice skating!

451
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,439
Hey, "iCarly" people,
you guys know how you do

452
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:24,402
Wake Up Spencer in iCarly.com?
Okay, watch me wake up my dad

453
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:30,284
with a bucket full
of ping pong balls.

454
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,870
Ahh! Ahh!

455
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,412
Matthew, come back here
right now!

456
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,041
♪ ♪