1 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:10,761 Okay. To wrap up this webcast... 2 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,009 Each of us is gonna paint a picture 3 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,973 in only 10 seconds. 4 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,432 And then you, the "iCarly" viewers, 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,182 are gonna vote online for whose painting is best. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,186 Now guess what we're gonna paint on. 7 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:22,815 It's our wacky, little friend, Gibby. 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,235 Are you ready there, Gibby? 9 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,737 Sure. Whatever. 10 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,077 Ten seconds on the clock. 11 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,830 And go. 12 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,334 Try not to move. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,711 Hold still, Gibby. 14 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,838 Five seconds. The brushes tickle. 15 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,301 Time. 16 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,427 Okay. 17 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:56,515 Now here's my painting. 18 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,057 Who's that? Freddie? 19 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,728 No, it's a clown. 20 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,647 Oops. Sorry, clown. 21 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,776 And now, let's take a look at Sam's painting. 22 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,242 Okay, I have no idea what that is. 23 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,244 It's a meatball. 24 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:20,998 Yes, Sam has painted her dream. 25 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,499 Okay. Till the next "iCarly." 26 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:23,709 Bye. Ciao. 27 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,586 See you. 28 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,171 And we're clear. Whoo. 29 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,089 Hey, you should go rinse the paint off first. 30 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,508 You're gonna ruin your shirt. 31 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,885 Who cares about my shirt? 32 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,219 Who cares about anything? 33 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,303 Not me. 34 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,599 What's wrong? 35 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,976 I don't wanna talk about it. Good. 36 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,686 Who's up for chicken wings? I know I am. 37 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,273 Gibby, seriously, what's the matter? 38 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,904 Shannon Mitchell, okay? 39 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,703 What about Shannon? 40 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,080 What's the prob? 41 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,582 I want her to like me, 42 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,500 but every time I try to talk to her, 43 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,126 I get all shy. 44 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,672 Why does she have to be so cute? 45 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,882 I'm goin' home. 46 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,676 Gibby... 47 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,095 I don't wanna talk about it. 48 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,765 Aw, poor kid. 49 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,087 It must be awful to love someone 50 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,309 who doesn't love you back. 51 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,354 Sorry. 52 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,817 In five, four, three, two... 53 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,488 ♪ I know you see ♪ 54 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,116 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 55 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:41,202 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 56 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,831 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 57 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:46,333 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 58 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:50,879 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 59 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:54,675 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 60 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,635 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 61 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,722 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 62 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,683 ♪ It's your time to breath ♪ 63 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,310 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 64 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,022 ♪ Every time you see the brighter side ♪ 65 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,274 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 66 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,276 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 67 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,780 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 68 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,866 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 69 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,909 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 70 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,871 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 71 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,505 Oh, there he is. 72 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,715 Hey, Gibby. 73 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:35,799 What's up? 74 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,677 We came up with a great way to set you up with Shannon. 75 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,805 How? 76 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,223 On the next "iCarly," 77 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,764 we're gonna play a game called "I win a date." 78 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,852 "I win a date"? Yeah. 79 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,979 And you're gonna be the special mystery date. 80 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,606 And we're gonna get Shannon to be one of the contestants. 81 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,941 So that way... 82 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,695 Who's your friend 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,697 and why is he staring at me like a freak? 84 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,615 Oh, this is Reuben. 85 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,034 Sorry. 86 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,078 It's like you were born sideways 87 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,371 over the moon with 2 1/2 scoops. 88 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,289 Zipang. 89 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,749 Okay, I think I gotta punch this kid 90 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,293 in the mouth. 91 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,422 Wait, I think he might be complimenting you. 92 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,926 Was that a compliment? 93 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,178 Hey, just 'cause I bump the chump 94 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,181 doesn't mean I lost my bingo trap. 95 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,225 That is so true. 96 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,524 No. No. 97 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,527 Stephanie, I really don't think we should go out again. 98 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 Come on, I didn't say I had a bad time last night. 99 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,077 It's just... Stephanie... Step... Steph... 100 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:48,205 Because I don't like you. 101 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:53,376 So, I guess your blind date went pretty well last night. 102 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,629 She brought her pet unicorn to dinner. 103 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,422 There's no such thing as unicorns. 104 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,174 Try telling her that. 105 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,803 I'm just gonna stay single the rest of my life. 106 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,097 They'll call me "Single Spencer," 107 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,099 the guy with no lady to hold. 108 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,391 Why don't you try one of those dating websites 109 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,187 like whynotdateme.com, you know, 110 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,107 where lonely adults find even lonelier adults? 111 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,692 Sounds so tempting. 112 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,193 At least you get to see a video of the person 113 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,571 before you go on a date. 114 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,240 Yeah, but those websites are just so... 115 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,827 Hello? 116 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:27,911 Stephanie. 117 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,246 Stephanie... 118 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:32,040 No, I will not speak to your unicorn. 119 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,669 Because he's not real. 120 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,671 That website again? 121 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,845 Hey, Shannon. 122 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,596 Hey. Hey. 123 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,305 So, listen, you guys wanna be on the next "iCarly"? 124 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,474 Definitely. Oh, my God. 125 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,018 What are we gonna do? 126 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,892 Well, let's just say one of you is gonna win a date 127 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,146 with an awesome guy. 128 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,064 Freddie? I said "awesome guy," 129 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,357 not "ridiculous goob." 130 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:01,028 I think Freddie is cute and smart. 131 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,197 Okay, what'd you eat for breakfast? 132 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,698 A big bowl of crazy flakes? 133 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,286 There's my raspberry soccer ball. 134 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,999 And speakin' of crazy flakes, it's you. 135 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,597 Hello there. 136 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,684 My name is Spencer Shay. Hello. 137 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,478 I've never used an Internet dating service before, 138 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,189 but my sister told me about this one, 139 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,565 whynotdateme.com. 140 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,026 So, why not date me? 141 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,239 I enjoy people. 142 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,325 What are you doing? 143 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,077 Making a video for whynotdateme.com. 144 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,286 Give me the remote. 145 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,375 What's wrong? 146 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,876 You're not being you. 147 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,627 You gotta be looser. 148 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,837 How do I not look... 149 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,090 Your shirt should be out, 150 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,342 these buttons should be undone, 151 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,177 and your hair needs some of this. 152 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,764 There. 153 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,725 What did you put in your hair? 154 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,685 Chicken fat. Oh, my God. 155 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,904 Gibby, ready to play "I win a date"? 156 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,322 Shannon's really in there? 157 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,447 Right through that door. 158 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,617 Man, this is intense. 159 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,703 Just remember, all your voices are gonna be 160 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,080 electronically disguised. 161 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,539 Why? 162 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,250 To keep your identities a mystery. 163 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,459 Then how will I know which one is Shannon? 164 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,545 She'll be girl number... You can't just tell him. 165 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,589 We have to keep the game real and fair. 166 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,383 But what if I don't pick Shannon? 167 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:49,886 Listen, there'll be three girls out there. 168 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,972 Girl number one, 169 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:55,809 girl number two, 170 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,560 and girl number three. 171 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,980 But how will I know which one is Shannon? 172 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:06,320 If you really want two go on a date with Shannon, 173 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:10,449 then you need two choose carefully. 174 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,618 That's all you have two... Two... 175 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,911 Do. 176 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,374 Okay. 177 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,961 Hey, you guys better come in here. 178 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,796 Be right back. 179 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,256 What? What's up? 180 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,217 Um, Celine and Julia aren't coming. 181 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,470 What? Why aren't they coming? 182 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,473 They got tickets to see "Girly Cow on Ice." 183 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,850 Why is it that whenever there's a popular TV show, 184 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,686 they just gotta go put it on ice? 185 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,189 Guys, we have seven minutes to figure out 186 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,815 how we're gonna play "I win a date" 187 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,068 without girl number one or girl number three. 188 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,113 Oh, Freddie, you're so good at math. 189 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,827 Well, let's hope he's good at hosting a game show. 190 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,704 Pardon? 191 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:05,379 And one, two, three, four, go. 192 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,340 Hello there. 193 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,133 My name's Freddie, and here tonight 194 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,552 on this special webcast of "iCarly," 195 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,762 we're gonna play a new game called... 196 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,848 "I win a date." 197 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,936 Okay. First, let's meet our mystery date. 198 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,272 Now, keep in mind, his voice has been disguised 199 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,858 so that our girl contestants won't recognize him. 200 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,776 Hello, mystery date. 201 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,987 Hi. It's great to be here, Freddie. 202 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,533 And now, let's meet our three girls. 203 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:37,160 Remember, their voices have also been disguised. 204 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,287 Hello, girl number one. 205 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,915 Hello, Freddie, nice to see you. 206 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,084 Wow, my voice sounds so weird. 207 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,963 That's so cool. 208 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,382 Nice to see you. 209 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,261 And girl number two. 210 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,803 Hi, Freddie. 211 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,851 And, uh, girl number three. 212 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,313 Hey, Fredward. How's it hangin'? 213 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,026 And those are the three girls competing to win a date 214 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,486 with our mystery man. 215 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,572 Whichever girl he picks will join him 216 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,033 on a romantic dinner for two at the Cheesecake Warehouse. 217 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,788 Awesome. 218 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,749 Now, mystery man, you ask the questions, 219 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,793 listen to the girls' answers carefully, 220 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,503 and then, when it's all over, 221 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,629 it will be up to you to choose your girl. 222 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,090 Begin. 223 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,634 Okay. Girl number one. 224 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,304 Yes? 225 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,474 What is your favorite type of music? 226 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,937 What's your least favorite? 227 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,398 I guess rap. 228 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,275 Oh, well, I love rap. Yeah, rap music. 229 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,859 I listen to it all the time. 230 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,487 Rap is tight, yo. 231 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,657 Okay, girl number two. 232 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,200 I guess my fave music 233 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,952 would either be rock 'n roll or pop. 234 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,621 Hey, me too. 235 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,414 Cool. 236 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,334 How about you, girl number three? 237 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,423 Okay. Where is girl number three? 238 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,055 Mmm. 239 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,391 I loves me the cold chili. 240 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,437 Okay, mystery date. 241 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,106 You have time for one final question. 242 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,150 Cool. Girl number two. 243 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,194 If one day we were married, 244 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,112 how would you wake me up in the morning? 245 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,073 Well, I'd say, "Wake up, sleepy head," 246 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,284 then I'll bring you a super nice breakfast in bed. 247 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,745 Sweet. 248 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,997 Girl number one, 249 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,375 how would you wake me up? 250 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,084 I'd yell, "Get up and go get a job, 251 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,505 you lazy sack," 252 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,423 and then I'd pour hot soup on your face. 253 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,470 All right, mystery date. 254 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,180 That's the end of the final round. 255 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,099 Who will be your lucky date to the Cheesecake Warehouse? 256 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,894 It's time to choose. 257 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:13,941 Well, um, I-I gotta go with 258 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,110 girl number one. 259 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,946 Yay! Congratulate... What? 260 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,242 What? 261 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,036 What? 262 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,717 Why'd you pick me? 263 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,510 You were supposed to pick Shannon. 264 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,221 I didn't know Carly was girl number one. 265 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,431 It doesn't matter, anyway. 266 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973 Shannon likes Freddie. 267 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,101 No, don't worry about that. 268 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,477 I'm in love with someone else. 269 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,271 Not happening. I know. 270 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,232 Sorry I ruined everything. 271 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,734 And don't worry, 272 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,611 you don't have to go on a date with me. 273 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,986 It'll be fun. 274 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:03,283 You know, cheesecake and you and me 275 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,326 and oh. 276 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,044 Hey, wanna give me a ride to school? 277 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,504 Sure, but I... 278 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,964 Come check this out first. What? 279 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,007 I made a new video for whynotdateme.com. 280 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,800 You know, looser like you suggested. 281 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,344 Cool. Let's see it. 282 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,933 Hey, there. 283 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,560 The name is Spencer. 284 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,479 What's with the baseball? 285 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,688 It's to make me look sporty. 286 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,731 Shh. 287 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,318 If you're looking for a fun, creative guy, 288 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,236 well, then, you just took a right turn 289 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,113 down the lucky street. 290 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,700 Why don't you go ahead and put it in park. 291 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,285 Send me an email. 292 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,246 Write it, click it, send it. 293 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,835 You just took a right turn down lucky street? 294 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,798 That doesn't make a girl wanna email you. 295 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,175 That makes a girl wanna go... 296 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,926 All right. 297 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,303 I'll make a new video. 298 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,929 Good. 299 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,638 Now, what did you break with your baseball? 300 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,684 Nothin'. Did you kill our gold fish? 301 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,018 Yes. 302 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,274 I think he wanted to die. 303 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,900 That fish had hopes and dreams. 304 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,827 Um, hey, Carly. 305 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,496 I-I made reservations at the Cheesecake Warehouse 306 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,331 for tonight at seven, 307 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,583 unless you decided that you don't wanna go. 308 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,001 Of course, I wanna go. 309 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,753 We're gonna have a great time. 310 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,879 Just you and me 311 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,175 alone at the table for three hours. 312 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,510 Oh. 313 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,180 Hey, how about a pop for the boomerang? 314 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,143 He wants to know if you want a double date, 315 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,604 you and me, him and Sam. 316 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606 Yes. Sam would love that. 317 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,316 It's a date, a double date. 318 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,984 Yay, Sam will be so happy. 319 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,780 Okay. Well, see you there. 320 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,699 Tell Sam I'll be ready to hang my socks 321 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,742 on the monkey parade. 322 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,618 Absolutely. 323 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,876 These are love notes. 324 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,461 Uh-oh. From Shannon? 325 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,671 Uh-huh. 326 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,089 And try taking a test 327 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,883 while she's staring at you like this. 328 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,597 Please never make those faces again. 329 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,558 What's it gonna take to make Shannon understand 330 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,309 I don't wanna go out with her? 331 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,771 Uh... 332 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,397 Maybe you should go out with Shannon. 333 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,399 Why? I thought you were still trying 334 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,901 to get her and Gibby together. 335 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,611 I am. I have my date with Gibby tonight, 336 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,986 and Sam is going with Reuben. 337 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,573 Sam and Reuben? Long story. 338 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,074 But, you should invite Shannon, 339 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,556 so we can try to make her like Gibby. 340 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,870 If that'll get her to leave me alone, fine. 341 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,623 Then, tonight we triple date. What triple date? 342 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,751 Carly and Gibby, me and Shannon, you and Reuben. 343 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,253 You set me up with Reuben? 344 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,504 No, no, no, not me. No. 345 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,548 Get her off of me. Get her off of me. 346 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,883 Get her off. 347 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,551 Help. Help. Help. Help. It was me. 348 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,553 I set you up with Reuben. Why would you... 349 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,221 Because he wanted to go out with you 350 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,930 and I didn't wanna be alone with Gibby for three hours. 351 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,850 Well, I'm not going. Oh, yes, you are. 352 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,310 You wanna know why? Why? 353 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,851 'Cause when you're mother got chickenpox, 354 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,185 I helped you rubbed calamine lotion 355 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,190 all over that woman, 356 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,109 and those pox where everywhere. 357 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,738 You're a good friend. 358 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,207 No, you didn't. I swear. 359 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,918 Hey. Hey, what you doin'? 360 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,463 Ah, I just made a new video for whynotdateme.com. 361 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,006 My mom got banned from that website. 362 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,093 So, let's see your new video. 363 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,722 Okay. I try to keep it simple and real. 364 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,182 Here, take a look. 365 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692 Just you eating cereal? 366 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,568 Uh-huh. 367 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,529 How long does it go on? 368 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,489 Like nine minutes. 369 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,699 Dude. 370 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,453 I know. I couldn't think of anything better. 371 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,330 I guess I should go take a shower. 372 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,999 Why? 'Cause I always get 373 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,834 my best ideas when I'm wet. 374 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,340 Okay. We need a plan for tonight. 375 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,258 We got to make sure Shannon ends up with Gibby. 376 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,510 Well, Shannon likes Freddie 377 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,301 so let's just tell Gibby to act like Freddie. 378 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,553 Nah. Gibby has got to be himself. 379 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,098 Yeah. Look where that's got him in life. 380 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,768 You're so right. 381 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,779 These are the biggest salads in the history of mankind. 382 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,033 I know. I'm already full and I hadn't even made a dent. 383 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,284 I'm out of salad. 384 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,163 Wow. 385 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,250 You can make a dog bark faster than a fish could climb a tree. 386 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,085 True that. 387 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,881 True what? 388 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,717 So, Freddie, 389 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,844 how did you get to know so much about computers? 390 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,430 Oh, actually, I... 391 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,895 Oh, Gibby taught me. 392 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,729 Didn't you, Gibby? 393 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,398 Um, yes. 394 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,816 Yes, I-I did. 395 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,944 Really? I didn't know you're into computers. 396 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,946 What kind do you have? 397 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,454 Um, it's white. 398 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,750 Well, these salads aren't gonna eat themselves. 399 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,177 I think Freddie is such a cute name. 400 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,388 Gibby's middle name is Freddie. 401 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,974 Really? 402 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,143 It sort of is. 403 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,436 It's close to Freddie. 404 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,479 Well, what is it? 405 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,230 Cornelius. 406 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,403 Okay. Who could eat a piece of cheesecake this big? 407 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,238 Shouldn't there be a law that says, 408 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,866 "my dessert can't weigh more than me." 409 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,660 I know, might as well tie a knot 410 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,995 around two kangaroos. 411 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,287 You know what I'm sayin'? 412 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,415 No. No, Reuben. 413 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,459 I don't know what you're sayin'. 414 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,292 Pretty much nobody ever knows what you're sayin'. 415 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,546 Know what I'm sayin'? 416 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,215 All right. Let's be cool. Yeah, Sam. 417 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,302 You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time. 418 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,931 Yes. That is so true. 419 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,349 And you know what else is true? 420 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,183 I'm sitting here eating cheesecake 421 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,769 with an Australian Eskimo 422 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,938 who's got ointment all over his bumble Berry. 423 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:55,402 Oh, I can't believe you just said that to me. 424 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,864 What did you say? 425 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,657 I don't know, but I'm glad I said it. 426 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,534 Pass the whipped cream. 427 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,165 So, how great is this cheesecake? 428 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,125 Cheesecake is like my favorite dessert. 429 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,877 Gibby invented cheesecake. 430 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,880 No, I didn't. 431 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,923 Well, someone had to. 432 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,009 I'm so confused. 433 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:18,759 Well, don't be. 434 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,219 Just love Gibby. 435 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,805 Love him and never let him go. 436 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,848 What? 437 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,558 Look, Shannon. 438 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,061 I got a big crush on you, all right? 439 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,229 But I know you like Freddie, 440 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,565 so I've been trying to act like him 441 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,108 so you'll like me. 442 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,860 Shhh. It could still work. 443 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,198 I don't want it to work. 444 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,158 Look, I'm not like Freddie. 445 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,994 I don't know about tech stuff. 446 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:48,122 I don't have a boyish cute smile. 447 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,044 I'm all Gibby. You know what that means? 448 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,366 Tell her what that means, Gibby. 449 00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:02,178 It means I like to dance with my shirt off. 450 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,015 Turn up the music. 451 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:15,108 ♪ ♪ 452 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,123 And this is the real Gibby. 453 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,290 This is what I... 454 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,253 Where is Shannon? 455 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,672 She fled the restaurant. 456 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,258 Oh. 457 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,884 Don't be sad, Gibby. 458 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,510 Shannon is not so hot. 459 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,721 Yeah. You can find a way better girl than her. 460 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,265 Sure. Where? 461 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,391 Why don't you look right here? 462 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,021 I like your moves. 463 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,692 Turn the music back up. 464 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:05,199 ♪ ♪ 465 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,224 This is unreal. 466 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,642 What's unreal? 467 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,020 Well, you know that nine-minute video 468 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,353 of me eating cereal, 469 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,065 the one you and Sam said was so lame? 470 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,733 Which it was. 471 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,735 Well, I put it up on whynotdateme.com 472 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,446 and guess who's already got nine responses? 473 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,449 Wow. So, you got nine dates comin' up. 474 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,993 Well, no. 475 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,370 See, these four are from women in prison. 476 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,998 Ah. 477 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,373 And these three are from women 478 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,750 who recently got out of prison. 479 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,585 Interesting. 480 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,420 And these two are from psychologists 481 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,299 who feel that they can... help me. 482 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,010 Nice. 483 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,346 What about that one? Oh, that one is new. 484 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,097 Hey, she's kind of pretty. 485 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,473 That's a dude. Oh. 486 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,770 Hi. I'm Samantha and my talent 487 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,065 is making really cool animal noises. 488 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,233 Check it out. 489 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,289 Bye. Thanks for listening.