1 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,851 Janky water fountain. 2 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,692 Carly Shay from "iCarly," right? 3 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,151 Yeah. Hi. 4 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,528 Philip Brownly. 5 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,946 I'm a junior over Briarwood Prep. 6 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,155 Oh. Cool. 7 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,241 The water fountain kind of sprayed me. 8 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,076 Ah. 9 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,079 I didn't want you to think I was sweaty or drooly. 10 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,582 You're even funnier in person. 11 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,832 Listen, I'm the student council president 12 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:42,960 at Briarwood. 13 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:45,004 Oh, fancy. 14 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,548 You know, We're the number one private school in Seattle. 15 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,048 Yeah. I heard that. 16 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,632 Don't you guys have, like, your own private jet? 17 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,969 Helicopter. Right. 18 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,137 I know it was some sort of flying vehicle. 19 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,639 Yeah. 20 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,808 Well, anyway, on behalf of Briarwood, 21 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,018 this is for you. 22 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,644 What is it? 23 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,313 An invitation for an interview with our headmaster, 24 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,899 Mrs. Peeloff. 25 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,314 She thinks you might fit in nicely at Briarwood. 26 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,943 Wow, thanks. 27 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,320 But wait, isn't Briarwood really expensive? 28 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,155 Full scholarship. 29 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,867 If Mrs. Peeloff meets you and everything goes well, 30 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,451 you get to go at Briarwood for free. 31 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,078 But why me? 32 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,079 Cause you're kind of famous. 33 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,540 You're the star of "iCarly." 34 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,709 Well, are you offering the same thing for Sam? 35 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,378 We were until we checked Sam's grades. 36 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,129 I understand. 37 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,883 So think about it and someone will be in touch. 38 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,259 Okay. Thanks. 39 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,432 Hey, Seth. 40 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,641 Do me a favor and press 41 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:40,724 the water fountain button there. 42 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,061 Sure. 43 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:43,102 Just push it? 44 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,312 Yeah. When I say "go." 45 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,899 Okay. Go. 46 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,573 In five, four, three, two... 47 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,453 ♪ I know you see ♪ 48 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,121 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 49 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:06,418 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 50 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,128 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 51 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,381 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 52 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:15,803 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 53 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,974 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 54 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,892 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 55 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:25,938 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 56 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,314 ♪ It's your time to breath ♪ 57 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,525 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 58 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,861 ♪ Every time you see the brighter side ♪ 59 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,197 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 60 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,492 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 61 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,620 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 62 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,998 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 63 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,791 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 64 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,752 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 65 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,723 Okay, Mr. Man. 66 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,392 Here comes my ball. 67 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,522 Oh. 68 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,691 Ha-ha. You missed. 69 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,109 Yeah. 70 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:14,653 You just wait, buddy, cause I'm coming for you. 71 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,821 Oh, hey. 72 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,156 Sorry. 73 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,780 I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation 74 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,951 between you and your wooden man friend. 75 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,870 He's not my friend. 76 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,331 See, I'm in for a job to design a new mini golf course. 77 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,959 Oh, cool. Yeah, it could be. 78 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,628 See, I gotta create a bunch of test holes, 79 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,252 Shoot a video of them and then, send it off 80 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,796 to the dude in charge of that mini golf park. 81 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,006 You know, the one down by the airport? 82 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,509 King putts? Uh-huh. 83 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,014 Do you want to get that? 84 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,640 Of course not, you're made of wood. 85 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,102 It's true. 86 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,313 Hey. I grabbed your mail for you. 87 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,437 How did you get in our mailbox? 88 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,067 Yeah. You need the key. 89 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,902 No, you don't. 90 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,443 Hey, let's go rehearse one more time 91 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,822 before the show tonight. 92 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,944 Freddie is not here yet. Give me your cell phone. 93 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,827 What are you doing? 94 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,079 Texting Freddie... 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,081 And send. 96 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,458 Oh, what's all that stuff? 97 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,753 Golf holes. 98 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,154 Spencer is up for a job designing... 99 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,840 Carly, I just got your text. 100 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,217 You mean it for real? 101 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,259 What did your text say? 102 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,636 I love you. 103 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,724 Oh, get over it. 104 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,768 You were unloved before, You're unloved now. 105 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,228 Nothing's changed. 106 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:34,066 A scholarship to Briarwood Prep? 107 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,317 Oh, yeah. How funny is that? 108 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,319 Briarwood? That snotty rich kid's school? 109 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,529 For the rich and snotty? 110 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,157 They offered you a scholarship? 111 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,076 Well, sort of, If their headmaster likes me. 112 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,369 But I don't think I'd want to go to Briarwood. 113 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,744 Good. You better not leave Ridgeway. 114 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,370 Did I just not say I don't wanna go to Briarwood? 115 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,749 I'm not sure. 116 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,542 I'm too focused on doing this. 117 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,384 Oh! 118 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,844 Yeah, buddy. 119 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:03,971 You see that? 120 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,012 Ow. 121 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,435 Whoo. Look at this. 122 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,604 Briarwood has its own ice hockey rink. 123 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,770 You said you didn't wanna go there. 124 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,982 I know. 125 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,583 Then quit looking at their dumb website. 126 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,362 Man, we're live in 15 seconds. Off my laptop. 127 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,739 Pushy. 128 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:24,365 Okay. 129 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,742 We're live 130 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,789 in five, four, three, two. 131 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,040 Hey. 132 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,875 Thanks for coming here to iCarly.com. 133 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,127 Warning. 134 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,459 The following greeting maybe frightening 135 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,213 to younger viewers and the elderly. 136 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,714 Freddie, it's monster voice time. 137 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:42,926 Go for it. 138 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,262 I'm Carly. 139 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,430 I'm Sam. 140 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,057 And this is... 141 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,477 ICarly. ICarly. 142 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,105 ICarly. ICarly. 143 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,482 ICarly. Okay. 144 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,731 So, you guys know how golf is like 145 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,694 a really boring sport, right? 146 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,155 Wrong. That's right, wrong. 147 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,821 'Cause Carly's brother, Spencer, is building 148 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,365 One of the coolest golf courses ever. 149 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,784 Well, mini golf. 150 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,120 Which is like regular golf. Only minier. 151 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,579 Check this out. 152 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,127 Carly's brother calls this the "toilet bowl hole." 153 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,629 And he calls this one "the crazed toddler." 154 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,634 Let's putt d'putt. 155 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,141 Yes. 156 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,559 You see that? Oh, yeah. 157 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,477 All right. Yeah. 158 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,896 Okay. Okay, here we go. 159 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,024 Oh. Yeah. 160 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,067 Hole-in-one. 161 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,493 Hey. Hey, Spencer. 162 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,453 Hey. Whatcha doing? 163 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,955 I'm trying to fix this thing. 164 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,707 For some reason, the bell won't ring 165 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,708 When the thing... 166 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,669 Spencer. Are you okay? 167 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,171 Yeah. 168 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,421 Yeah. 169 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,132 I think the bell is working now. 170 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,425 Ah! 171 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,513 Come on, get up. Okay. 172 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,767 Hey, Gibby. 173 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,977 What you doing here? 174 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,854 We saw the mini golf stuff on "iCarly." 175 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,190 We wanna play. Whoa, whoa, you guys. 176 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,566 This isn't a real course. 177 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,442 We'll give you money. 178 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,070 Okay. 179 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,363 Five bucks per kid. 180 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,989 Hey, I can't take money from children. 181 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,032 I can. 182 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,952 Come on. 183 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,079 You want these kids to spend 10, 20 bucks 184 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:38,166 At some boring mini golf course out there in the cold and rain 185 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,752 Where bad kids may tempt them with unhealthy snacks? 186 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,715 Well, when you putt it that way. 187 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,262 Please enjoy the course. 188 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,222 Yeah! 189 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,890 Let's do this. 190 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,280 Hi. 191 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,532 I got a package for Shay, comma, Carly. 192 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,784 I'm Shay, comma, Carly. 193 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,536 Those are turkey legs. 194 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,997 Well, okay. 195 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,582 Who's it from? 196 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,001 What does the card say? 197 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,961 It says, "Please consider joining us 198 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,463 "as you enjoy this fine turkey legs. 199 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,382 Your friends, the students and teachers of Briarwood." 200 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,134 They sent you turkey legs? 201 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,927 Wow. They really want you at that school. 202 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:31,969 Yeah. 203 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,348 Carly... 204 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,016 What are you thinking'? 205 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,143 I'm thinking about a bunch of sad turkeys going, 206 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,727 "What happened to my legs?" 207 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,937 "Have you seen my legs?" 208 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,031 Hey. 209 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,280 I was wondering where you were? 210 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,616 I were here. 211 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,077 Did all those kids finish playing golf downstairs? 212 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,040 Yeah. I finally got them all to go home. 213 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,042 You know that redheaded kid, Ernie? 214 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,794 He swallowed two golf balls. 215 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,921 Oh, my God. What did you do? 216 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,715 Should I have done something? 217 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,969 You're checking out the Briarwood websites? 218 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,012 Yeah. 219 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,555 Do you think I'm being dumb about this? 220 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,391 Why, are you thinking you might wanna go there? 221 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,808 I'm not gonna leave Ridgeway and Sam and Freddie, 222 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,103 and all my friends. 223 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,813 You don't have to. You're my brother. 224 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,274 You're supposed to encourage me to take on new challenges. 225 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,440 Well, if you wanna explore the possibilities... 226 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,318 Just tell me what to do. 227 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,695 Okay. Listen. 228 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,739 I'm your older brother so I'll help you 229 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,449 through this difficult decision. 230 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,284 Just close your eyes. 231 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,994 Okay. 232 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,996 Okay. 233 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,207 There are two roads in front of you, 234 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,958 road "A". 235 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,920 And the one on the left... 236 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,887 Thank you. 237 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,287 And surprisingly, 238 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,330 17 members of congress 239 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,707 could fit into one pair of his pants 240 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,793 which proves that William Howard Taft 241 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,587 was the fattest president 242 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,629 the United States has ever known. 243 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,174 Um, will this all be on the test? 244 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,470 Oh, Carly, here at Briarwood we don't have tests, 245 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,929 we have frozen yogurt. 246 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,765 Frozen yo... 247 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,726 Oh. Okay. 248 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,645 Would you like any toppings? 249 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,189 Well, I do like nuts. 250 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,231 Nuts. 251 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,450 Now, who can tell me how many sides a triangle has? 252 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,909 Three. Correct. 253 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,247 David, please give Carly a hundred dollars. 254 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,292 I get a hundred bucks 255 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,793 whenever I answer a question right? 256 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,462 Of course. 257 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,754 This is Briarwood. 258 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,674 Massage time. 259 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:25,602 Oh, oh, this school is amazing. 260 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,728 I'm gonna have some more of my yogurt now. 261 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,191 Oh. 262 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,655 Oh, it was just a dream. 263 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,038 Hey and welcome to the web show. 264 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,164 Huh? 265 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,330 Carly is not on this show anymore 266 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,625 'cause she goes to Briarwood now. 267 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,377 And made all new friends, 268 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,753 But don't worry I'm not alone here. 269 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,755 I'm Gibby. 270 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,132 And I'm Sam. 271 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,552 And this is a little show we like to call... 272 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,803 IGibby. Okay. 273 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,808 Okay, first, I had a sweet dream, 274 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,227 now I'm having a nightmare. 275 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,811 I wanna dream sweetly some more. 276 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,316 Oh. 277 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,484 Oh. 278 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,403 This is nice. 279 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,446 I like Briarwood. 280 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,323 Briarwood. 281 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,575 Briarwood. 282 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,493 And frozen yogurt. 283 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,827 Frozen yogurt. 284 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,580 Frozen yogurt. 285 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,164 With nuts. 286 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,583 Nuts. 287 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,585 Nuts. 288 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,127 Nuts. 289 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,753 Yeah. 290 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,721 Sam. 291 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,805 Sam, my mom has been in a horrible accident. 292 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,807 Calm down. I got to get to the hospital. 293 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,060 My mom's car is in the bottom... 294 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,811 Your mom's fine. 295 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,980 But, I just got a message saying... 296 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,275 I sent the message to your teacher. 297 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,318 I needed to get you out of class so we could talk. 298 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,112 How did you? 299 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,698 Yes, can you please give a message to Freddie Benson. 300 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,576 His mother drove her car into a swimming pool. 301 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,828 You are a sick person. 302 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,331 We've got a problem. 303 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,459 What kind of problem? 304 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,211 In homeroom, Carly told me she's gonna have that interview 305 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,589 with the headmaster of Briarwood. 306 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,923 Briarwood? 307 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,760 Carly's gonna go there? 308 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,637 If the headmaster likes her. 309 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,513 Well, who doesn't like Carly? 310 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,474 That's the problem, wiz pants. 311 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,770 Of course she'll like Carly, 312 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,146 and then Carly will go there, 313 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,814 make all new friends and then bye-bye us. 314 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,776 I don't want to be bye-bye'd. 315 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,278 Good. 316 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,697 'Cause I have a plan, and you're gonna help me. 317 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,825 Come on. 318 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,867 Come on. 319 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,123 What's taking so long? 320 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,958 I'm still on hold. 321 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,710 Are you sure we should be doing this? 322 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,296 Yes. We're doing it for Carly, She would not like Briarwood. 323 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,006 I know, but... 324 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049 And if she stays here there's a better chance 325 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,635 she'll fall in love with you someday. 326 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,803 You're right. 327 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,680 We have to do this for Carly. 328 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,846 But what if the headmaster doesn't believe I'm Spencer? 329 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,017 I mean, like, what if she... 330 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:16,606 Hello, this is Spencer Shay. 331 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,901 Sound like Spencer not Darth Vader. 332 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,739 Ah, yes, this is Carly Shay's Brother. 333 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,366 Instead of Carly coming to meet you 334 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,950 at Briarwood, 335 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,161 could you meet with her at our apartment? 336 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,203 Why? 337 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,000 Because I sprained my buttocks. 338 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:44,300 Right, so can we say around 5:30 this afternoon? 339 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,177 Excellent. 340 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,763 Yes, the same address that you sent the turkey legs. 341 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,598 I look forward to meeting you too. 342 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,018 Ha, nice work. Thanks. 343 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,478 But why does moving the interview 344 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,979 to Carly's place help us? 345 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,815 Well, the headmaster wants to make sure 346 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,860 Carly is, mm, Briarwood material, right? 347 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,444 A nice proper good girl? 348 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,529 Yeah. 349 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,615 Well, imagine an interview 350 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,242 in an apartment 351 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,453 filled with dozens of loud screaming kids, 352 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,872 playing mini golf. 353 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,083 "Free mini golf 354 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,710 "tonight at Carly Shay's apartment, 355 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,253 5:30 to midnight." 356 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,129 Uh-huh. 357 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,172 You're bad. 358 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,632 Uh-huh. 359 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,805 Hey, what you doing in the sink? 360 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,515 Ah, it's backed up. 361 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,893 Some kid shot a golf ball down the drain. 362 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,022 There. 363 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,574 I wish that hadn't happened. 364 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,326 Yeah, look, would you help me 365 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,534 pick out an outfit for my interview? 366 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,704 Do I go with black dress? 367 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,828 Or is the black dress too serious, 368 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,037 'cause I don't want to look like 369 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,122 I'm trying all hard to be serious, 370 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,751 but, oh, my God, I'm so nervous. 371 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,961 Okay, everybody right this way. 372 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,299 Hey, hey. What's going on? 373 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,093 Mini golf party. Right now? 374 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,843 I'm getting ready to leave for my interview. 375 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,263 Your Briarwood interview? 376 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,474 Is that tonight? 377 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,016 Yes, it's tonight. 378 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,518 Don't worry, We're just gonna play 379 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,937 a few rounds. 380 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,855 Come on you guys, this isn't the time for... 381 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,273 I'll be right back. 382 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,694 The mini golf course is full. 383 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,821 I'm sorry. 384 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,865 My name is Linda Peeloff. 385 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,742 Are you Carly? Yeah. 386 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,119 I'm the headmaster at Briarwood. 387 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,163 I'm here for your interview. 388 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,707 Oh. Ah. 389 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,709 Please come in, Mrs. Peeloff. 390 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,924 Interesting. 391 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,050 Yeah, wasn't I supposed to meet you 392 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,303 in like two hours at Briarwood? 393 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,972 Originally. 394 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099 But I received a phone call ask me to come here at 5:30. 395 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,018 But who would... Move lady. 396 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,773 Dear, is this really where you live? 397 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,066 Yes, ma'am, but it's usually not like this, 398 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,274 You see my brother's an artist and... 399 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,820 Hey, Carly. 400 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:11,990 Who's the chick? 401 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,453 This is Mrs. Peeloff, the headmaster of Briarwood. 402 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,663 Hey, hey. 403 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,623 What's up, Peeloff? 404 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,166 Hello. 405 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,835 Aha. 406 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,212 And this is my brother. 407 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,464 Spencer, this is the headmaster of Briarwood. 408 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,716 Oh. Hello. 409 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,134 How are your buttocks? 410 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,179 My buttocks? 411 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,347 Fine. 412 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,724 Firm. 413 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,227 So, you're Carly's guardian? 414 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,854 Yes I am. 415 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,481 Oh, this is just food. 416 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,858 Lovely. 417 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,111 Oh! 418 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,449 Mrs. Peeloff, it's so noisy down here, 419 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,410 Why down we go upstairs and do the interview? 420 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,578 Very well. 421 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,204 We can take the elevator over there. 422 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,164 Why is she here? I don't know. 423 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,966 I thought we were gonna meet her at Briarwood? 424 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,503 So am I. This is terrible. 425 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,836 She asked about my buttocks. Forget about your buttocks. 426 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,337 Just do your interview. Okay, I'm gonna do it. 427 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,424 Shh. Okay, you "shh!" 428 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,976 Ohh. 429 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,614 Oh, um... 430 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,032 Okay, everyone. 431 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,200 Please go play downstairs for a while. 432 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,577 Guys. 433 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,870 People. 434 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,125 Please get out now. 435 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,715 Hurry along. 436 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,344 Please sit down, Mrs. Peeloff. 437 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,013 Thank you. 438 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,556 Now Carly... 439 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,657 Why don't you start by telling me 440 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,157 a little bit about you? 441 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,327 Well... 442 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,086 Flush. 443 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,175 Hey. Quiet down. 444 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,928 Hey listen up. 445 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,019 Okay, whoever finds the magic purple golf ball 446 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,353 wins a special ticket 447 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,978 that gives you free mini golf for a year. 448 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,106 A whole year? 449 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,774 Well, give us a hint where it is? 450 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,400 Okay. 451 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,028 It's upstairs in the iCarly studio, 452 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529 inside a grown up ladies pocket. 453 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,114 First one to find it wins. 454 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:07,165 Well, Carly, you're a charming young lady. 455 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,333 Oh, Mrs. Peeloff. 456 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,627 I'd really think the student body at... 457 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,423 Where is it? Where is it? 458 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,382 What are you doing? Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 459 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,886 Give me the ball, lady. 460 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,387 I want that ball! 461 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,097 Giddy, what are you doing? 462 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,304 Trying to find the purple golf ball. 463 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,184 What purple golf ball? 464 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,852 The one Sam and Freddie told us about. 465 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,322 We are good. 466 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,741 We are. 467 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,954 Why? 468 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,622 Why what? 469 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,249 I'm not playing. 470 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,919 Why did you guys intentionally sabotage my interview? 471 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,800 Don't nonchalantly sip your drinks. 472 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,010 Answer me. 473 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,887 We didn't want you to go. 474 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,388 You wouldn't like it at Briarwood. 475 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,723 We were just thinking of you. 476 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,184 No, you were just thinking of yourselves. 477 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,769 Carls. 478 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,645 This interview was really important to me. 479 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,856 You don't wanna go to snotty rich kid school. 480 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,940 Maybe I don't or maybe I did, but it doesn't matter now 481 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,315 'cause I'll never be able to make the choice, 482 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,945 'cause you guys ruined it for me. 483 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,239 Come on, what we did wasn't that bad. 484 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,993 Hey. Purple ball. 485 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,788 They... they wanted a purple ball. 486 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,666 I never had a purple ball. 487 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,170 I'm going home now. 488 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,212 Wait. Mrs. Peeloff. 489 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,675 Don't blame Carly for all this stuff. 490 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,343 She had nothing to do with it. 491 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,679 We tried to mess up her interview cause... 492 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,016 'Cause, she's like our best friend. 493 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,144 And we didn't want her to leave our school. 494 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,561 'Cause we'd miss her. 495 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,023 But she's likes the best kid 496 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,483 you could ever get at Briarwood. 497 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,527 So don't not let her in 498 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,239 just because she's got a couple of rotten friends. 499 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,662 You guys aren't rotten, usually. 500 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,623 Well, I do think, 501 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,917 there's something to be said for a girl who has friends, 502 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,920 who care so much about her. 503 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,337 We do. 504 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,134 So I might still get in to Briarwood? 505 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,416 Well I won't make any promises, 506 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,845 but I think 507 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,345 there's a good chance a student... 508 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,556 There she went. Give me the purple ball. 509 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,809 I don't have the purple ball! 510 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,978 There she is! Get her! 511 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,023 Oh, my God! 512 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,025 Go help her. 513 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,693 Okay. 514 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,278 Hey, guys get out of there. 515 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,780 Come on. 516 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,824 They chased her into Spencer's shower. 517 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,221 I didn't really want to go to Briarwood anyway. 518 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:14,727 Hey. Here's 17 reasons 519 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,645 why iCarly.com rocks. 520 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,022 It's way funny. 521 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,940 Carly's hot. Freddie is hot. 522 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,526 Spencer's insane. Sam's hilarious. 523 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,944 The website is well-designed. 524 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,030 There's tons of things that you can click on. 525 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,740 Carly's hot. You said that. 526 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,407 Cool pics. Killer music. 527 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,910 Funny blogs. Carly's hot. 528 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,036 Stop it. 529 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,371 And that's 17 reasons... 530 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,915 Why iCarly.com. Rocks.