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- In five, four, three, two...

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- I'm Carly.
- I'm on parole.

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- BOTH: And this is iCarly.

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- The web show watched
by smart people...

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- And idiots.
You know which one you are.

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- Now before do
some of our pointless comedy...

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- We are gonna get
a little serious.

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- It's serious time.

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- Sam and I have been given
the opportunity to do

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a real in-depth interview...

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- With one of America's
most important people.

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- So now,
live via satellite, it's...

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- BOTH: Jo-Jo.
- The Gigantic Baby.

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- [babbling]

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- Now Jo-Jo,
our first question is--

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- How long have you been
a gigantic baby?

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- [babbling]

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- Jo-Jo, how much do you weigh?

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- [crying, babbling]

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- Okay, I'm sorry.
I should not have asked that.

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- [whines]

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- And how do you feel
about the current state

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of our nation's economy?

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- [babbling]

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- Insightful.

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- [babbling]
- CARLY: Yeah!, all right.

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How 'bout a hand for...

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- BOTH: Jo-Jo The Gigantic Baby.

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- Okay, for the past few weeks
Sam, Freddie and I

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have been obsessed with
a certain chef on food TV.

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- His name is Ricky Flame.

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- He's got this hot show
called "Food Fight"

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where he shows up and challenges
people to a cook-off.

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- And Ricky always wins
'cause he rocks food so hard.

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- True, we love watching
Ricky Flame cook so much...

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- That it inspired us to do our
cooking segment here on iCarly.

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- We call it...

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- BOTH: Eh, Why Don't
You Cook Dis?

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- I thought of the name.

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- Uh-oh, your ear's all wet.
- What are you talking about?

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And my hatred grows stronger.

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- Will you turn the camera
this way please?

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- Okay, for our first real
iCarly cooking segment,

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we're gonna make...

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- Spaghetti tacos.

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- A dish invented
by my brother, Spencer...

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- Whose real name
is Lateesha McPeanuts.

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- Yeah, no it's not.

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- So, all you need to make
spaghetti tacos

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are some taco shells...

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- Some spaghetti noodles
- Nyoodles, nyoodles.

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- Our secret sauce
- And meatballs.

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Where are the meatballs?

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- Right about here,

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being dissolved
by my stomach acid.

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- While we make
some more meatballs,

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please enjoy this word
from our Spencer.

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- Dipthong.

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- FREDDIE: This has been a word
from our Spencer.

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In five, four, three, two...

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- CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to be ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ And the time to see
the brighter side... ♪

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♪ ...of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give it your best ♪

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♪ And leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me,
just leave it all to me ♪

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- ♪

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- All right,
that should do her.

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- Cool, thanks Douglas.
- DOUGLAS: Hey, no problem.

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Oh, and hey,
tell your mom I miss her.

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- Sure.
- A lot.

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- I get it.

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Hi.
- Who was that?

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- Douglas, an electrician
who used to date my mom.

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- Oh.

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- I had him put
a security system in my locker.

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So now if someone tries
to break into it,

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they'll get blasted with like
a hundred volts of electricity.

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- Couldn't that really hurt
someone?
- I hope so.

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Let's see what it does
to this knockwurst.

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Ready?

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Yeah. Fry, baby.

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Show me what you got.

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Come on. Come on.

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- Yeah,
that could hurt someone.

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- Or cook them to perfection.

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- FREDDIE: Hey, Sam.

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What is that?
A charred knockwurst?

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- Yup.
- I don't wanna know.

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You borrowed my science homework
and I need it back.

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- SAM: Oh, yeah.

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Why don't you open my locker
and get it?

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- Fine.
- No, don't do that!

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Don't, don't.

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We do not electrocute friends.

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- Hey, guys,
something ama--what's that,

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a charred knockwurst?

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- Yeah.
- Oh.

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Anyway,
something amazing just happened.

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- You ran here
in your robe and slippers?

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- No, I caught a ride
from some guy who sells pens.

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Who needs pens?

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...the green one?

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- What happened that's amazing?
- Food TV called our house.

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- What?
- Really?

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- They saw the last iCarly. They
wanna come do a show on you guys
about spaghetti tacos.

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- That's awesome.
- We're gonna be on Food TV.

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- But wait, spaghetti tacos
are your invention.

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They should be interviewing you.

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- Nah!, the important thing is
this will be great for iCarly.

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Aah!

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Oof!

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Uh-oh. Argh argh!

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- Here's some water.
- Good.

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- Oh, thanks, Freddie.
Ooh, uh-oh.

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- Sam feels really bad
about electrocuting you.

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- You know what? It's okay.
You know why?

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- No.
- Why?

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- 'Cause when
I got electrocuted,

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just as I blacked out,
I experienced something
incredible.

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- What, not dying?

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- Well, that and...

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I had a vision of the future.

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- Look, you got shocked
pretty bad.

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Maybe you oughta--
- I saw the future.

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- How do you know
it was the future?

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- Because it hasn't
happened yet.

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- Okay, what'd you see?

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- Well, it was hazy,
but I saw myself

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at the Groovy Smoothie
and that guy from Galaxy Wars,

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Nug Nug was there, and I saw him
and me together, hugging.

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- I'm calling Dr. Quamsteen.
- No!

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I gotta get
to the Groovy Smoothie

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and get my hug from Nug Nug.

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- Wait.
- What?

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- What's Nug Nug
from Galaxy Wars

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gonna be doing at the
Groovy Smoothie in Seattle?

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- Hugging me.

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- I'm Sarah James,
here with three very popular

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web celebrities.

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Their names are Carly Shay,
Sam Puckett, and Freddie Benson,

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better known as iCarly.

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- Hi.
- Hey, food lovers.

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- So tell me
about these spaghetti tacos.

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- I'm Freddie Benson.

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- Well, one night
my brother Spencer

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couldn't decide
whether to make us spaghetti

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or tacos,
and so he combined 'em both

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and invented spaghetti tacos.

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- And then later he taught us
how to make 'em.

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- Well, I hope
he taught you well,

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'cause I'm Ricky Flame
and I challenge iCarly to...

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A food fight.

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- What?
- Oh, my God!

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- Wait, we're on Food Fight
right now?

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- Yes, you are.
- FREDDIE: Fantástico!

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- No way.
- Awesome.

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- But how did you--
- I watched you guys

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make your spaghetti tacos
on iCarly and I wanna see

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if I can make 'em better.

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- Cool, this is gonna be
so fun.

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- Yeah.

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What do we get if we win?

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- Well, I've never lost,
but if you guys

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are good enough to beat me,
you'll all win a one-year supply

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of free steaks.

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- Yeah!

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- Wait, your definition
of a year supply

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or my definition?

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- She takes her meat
very seriously.

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- Oh, yes.

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- ♪

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- Hey, man, what's your deal?
- My deal?

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You hung out here
all day yesterday,

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in your robe and slippers,
and all day today

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and you haven't bought a thing.

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- I'm waiting for Nug Nug.

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- The dude from Galaxy Wars?
- Yeah.

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I had a vision of the future
where I saw Nug Nug

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hugging me right here
in the middle

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of the Groovy Smoothie.

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- Cool, now, buy a smoothie
or get out!

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- Oh yeah, in my vision
I was drinking a smoothie.

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Why don't you get me
a medium Tingleberry Blitz

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and I'll watch the door.

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- Sounds like a plan.

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- Okay, this food fight
is winding down

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to a very exciting finish.

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Ricky Flame and the iCarly team
are both putting

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the final touches
on their spaghetti tacos.

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- Ricky's tacos look better
than ours.

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- Yeah,
his plating is exquisite.

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- Ten seconds left.
- FREDDIE: Okay, I'm doing it.

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- Gimme the peruvian
puff peppers.
- Right here, right here.
- Sprinkle a handful of this.

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Put it all over.
- And time's up.

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And now it's time
for our three judges to decide

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whose spaghetti tacos
reign supreme.

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The plucky iCarly kids...

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- Plucky?
- Plump and lucky?

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- SARAH:
Or super chef, Ricky Flame.

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- What is this?
- My band-aid.

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- Oh.
- Uh-oh.

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- She means her flavor patch.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Excuse me, ma'am,
I really have to go pee,

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but I'm expecting a small man
from outer space to come here.

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His name is Nug Nug
from the planet Jueveron.

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So would you mind waiting here,
and if you see Nug Nug come in,

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just tell him I'll right back.

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- Crazy.
- [groans]

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Hey, hey!

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I hope you get space-jacked
by a flanch of red skynauts.

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- What?
- It's Galaxy Wars talk.

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- Nerd.

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- You better run.

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- Judge Eric, your thoughts?

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- Well, I enjoyed
all of these spaghetti tacos,

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but with Ricky's,
I felt his flavors

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were just layered
more precisely.

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So I have to cast my vote
for Ricky Flame.

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- Thank you, judge Eric.

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- I told you
we should have layered

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our flavors more precisely.

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- Judge Phillipe--
- Ricky, you never disappoint.

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Your tacos were delicious,
but your shells...

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Are a bit soggy.

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- As for the iCarly team,
excellent taste,

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original presentation.

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I vote for iCarly.

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- SARAH: Okay, judge Marla,
it looks like

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you have the deciding vote.

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- Come on, Marla!

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I'm so sorry.

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- MARLA: You know, everyone here
today should feel proud

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of their tacos.

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Chef Ricky, you're the best,
but I liked

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the iCarly spaghetti tacos
just a little better.

248
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:13,858
- [screaming, cheering]

249
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,610
- Oh, my goodness.

250
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,862
For the first time ever
on "Food Fight,"

251
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,198
Ricky Flame has lost.

252
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,742
The iCarly's spaghetti tacos
have won.

253
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,161
Congratulations, guys.

254
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,204
- Gracias.

255
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,746
- Yes!

256
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,082
Where are my free steaks?

257
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,293
- You'll get 'em.
- Thank you.

258
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,588
- Okay, that's it
for this challenge.

259
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,090
Join us next time on Food Fight.

260
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,303
- Hey,
I guess we just got lucky.

261
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,265
- I lost.

262
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,143
- Hey, can I have an autograph.
- Later, please...

263
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,274
Unh!

264
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,277
- He seems upset.

265
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,332
- FREDDIE: Hey, whoa, whoa.

266
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,251
I think your alarm system
is on fire.

267
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,295
- Nah, Franklin made me
get rid of my alarm system

268
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,671
'cause it kept blowin' fuses
and shortin' out

269
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,465
the whole school.

270
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,384
The smoke's comin'
from my Gary Coleman Grill.

271
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,515
- You're cooking a steak
in your locker?

272
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,807
- Well, I'm not
gonna eat raw meat

273
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,101
after what happened
last time.

274
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,603
Stupid parasites.

275
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,439
- Hey, listen.

276
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,982
I called Ricky's office,
you know, to thank him

277
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,776
for all the free steaks.
- Yeah.

278
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,402
- And his assistant told me
that he quit his TV show.

279
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,945
- He's not doin'
"Food Fight" anymore?

280
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,029
- He's not doin'
anything anymore.

281
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,281
- BOTH: What, why?

282
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,579
- Ricky's so depressed
that he lost to us,

283
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,414
he says he's giving up
cooking forever.

284
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,500
- It's not our fault
Ricky went psycho.

285
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,084
- Yeah, but come on,
the least we can do

286
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,544
is go talk to the guy.

287
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,046
- No the least we can do
is nothing.

288
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,592
- We're going to talk to Ricky.
- Agreed.

289
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,552
- Whatever.

290
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,886
But whatever happens,
he still owes us

291
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,806
a full year's supply
of free steaks.

292
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,599
- You know, there are
more important things in life

293
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,517
than free meat.

294
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,018
- Yeah, not really.

295
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,401
- [knock on door]
- WOMAN: Ricky...

296
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,363
Ricky.
I'm here with the iCarly kids.

297
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,449
- Argh!

298
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:28,868
- Come on in.

299
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,329
- Argh!

300
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,458
- He's been like this
ever since he lost to you guys.

301
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,628
- RICKY: Argh!

302
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,380
- [cell phone ringing]

303
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,465
- I gotta take this.
Just try to cheer him up.

304
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,427
- CARLY: Ricky, come on.

305
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,805
So two out of three judges
liked our spaghetti tacos

306
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,849
better than yours.

307
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,266
- [grunts]

308
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,269
- RICKY: Argh!

309
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,231
- Unnecessary.

310
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,026
- Don't you have some trick
that gets your mom out of bed.

311
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,612
- Yeah.
- RICKY: Argh!

312
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,280
- I'll try it.

313
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,620
Get up, ya lazy blob!

314
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,164
There's a cop at the door
and he's got a warrant!

315
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,002
- [mumbling]
...I'm a loser.

316
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,046
- Here, gimme a hand.

317
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,132
- SAM: Come on, come on, sit--

318
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,718
- CARLY: That's there
for a reason.

319
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,635
There you go.

320
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,312
- There,
don't you feel better now.

321
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,107
- Yeah, I feel soooo great.

322
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,318
- Well,
you just need to get outside

323
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,404
and enjoy the sunshine
and fresh air.

324
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,413
Oh, Seattle.

325
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,083
Freddie, get the salad stuff
out of the cooler.

326
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,001
- Okay.
- This is dumb.

327
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,796
- No, it's not.

328
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,881
We just gotta remind Ricky
how much fun he has cooking.

329
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,173
Now sit him back up.

330
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,219
- SAM: Come on Ricky.
Sit like a big boy.

331
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,515
- I don't wanna sit.
I'm a loser.

332
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,975
- You're not a loser.
- You're just acting like one.

333
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,228
- CARLY: Remember that episode
of Food Fight where you went

334
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,605
to that lady's restaurant
in Cincinnati

335
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,565
and you challenged her
to a salad war,

336
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,859
and your salad beat her salad
and she cried?

337
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,154
- Remember how great you felt.
- Yeah, but that was my past.

338
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,656
- No, you've still got it.

339
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,783
- Now, come on and show us
how a real pro

340
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,035
makes a spicy flame-bo salad
here's a big bowl of lettuce.

341
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,830
- Augh.

342
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,164
- FREDDIE:
Here's a cutting board...

343
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,082
- And a Japanese cucumber.

344
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,209
- Come now, take the knife.

345
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,629
- Everybody loves
a big sharp knife.

346
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:48,508
Yeah!

347
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,260
- Big one, big slice.
- FREDDIE: Right.

348
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,720
- CARLY: Come on.
- You can do it again.

349
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,849
- Argh.

350
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,601
- Aw, Ricky.
- Your head's in the salad.

351
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,771
- That's not good.
- RICKY: Ooooh.

352
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,904
- MAN: Hey.

353
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,405
Hey-dude.
- Mm.

354
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,158
- We're closing up.
- Oh, yeah.

355
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,370
I was just waiting for someone.

356
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:21,374
- Who?
- Uh-- nothing.

357
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:26,170
It was stupid,
I'll just...

358
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,421
Good night.

359
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,430
- Hey, sorry guys,
we're clo--

360
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,141
Whoa, you're Nug Nug
from Galaxy Wars.

361
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,601
What can I get ya? Smoothie?

362
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,854
- Strawberry Splat.
- Blueberry Bang.

363
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,231
- Splat and Bang, comin' up.
- NUGS: Appreciate it, thanks.

364
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:51,153
It's--it's so weird.

365
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,031
- What?

366
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:57,827
- I have this weird feeling
like--like I'm supposed to...

367
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,704
Hug somebody.

368
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,917
- Man, Nugs, you were at that
convention for too long.

369
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,126
Why don't you go and splash
some cold water on your face.

370
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,461
- Yeah, okay.

371
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,095
- SPENCER: Excuse me.
- We're closed.

372
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,264
- SPENCER: I know,
but I forgot to pay you guys

373
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,515
for my last smoothie, here.

374
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,225
Keep the change.
- Thanks.

375
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,277
- NUGS: Thanks.

376
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,726
- [knock on door]
- FREDDIE: Carly.

377
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,897
- [knock on door]
- Hey, nice PJs.

378
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,026
- Dude, it's Saturday morning,
I was sleeping.

379
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,029
- I could tell.
Your hair's a mess.

380
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,239
- Oh, well, sorry for not
gettin' myself all dolled up

381
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,324
to answer the door.

382
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,494
Anyways, what's--
- We got a v-mail.

383
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,162
- From who?
- Check it out.

384
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,872
- Hey there, iCarly people.

385
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,874
- DEBBIE: How do I turn
the camera on?

386
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,793
- It's on, baby.

387
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,504
So, my iCarly friends,
I owe you guys a huge thank you.

388
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,214
After you came to my bedroom
and talked to me,

389
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,300
I thought about
all the things you said, and I--

390
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,385
- DEBBIE:
Aw, do my feet look fat?

391
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,930
- RICKY: Debbie, why don't
you go make some toast?

392
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:41,889
- DEBBIE: Okay.

393
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,185
- So you guys were right.

394
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,813
I was acting like a loser.

395
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,940
And I can't do that,
because for me to be happy

396
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,775
I have to be a winner.

397
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:57,530
So I have come up with a way
to be a winner all the time.

398
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,533
If you wanna come see me
in action, winning,

399
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,201
I'll be at the fourth street
Athletic Club,

400
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,244
Saturday from 10 a.m. to noon.

401
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,997
- DEBBIE:
I can't find any toast.

402
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,289
All you have is bread.

403
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,416
- You put the bread
in the toaster

404
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,712
and then it becomes toast
after-- Later.

405
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:20,011
- ♪

406
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,470
- TRAINER: All right.

407
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,973
Our next challenger
is Wilson Kreeger!

408
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,349
Let's go, Wilson.

409
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,809
- I don't wanna.

410
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,396
- [whistling]

411
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,815
- Wrestler number one,
are you ready?

412
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,526
- I guess.

413
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,278
- Wrestler number two,
are you ready?

414
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,074
- Ricky Flame is always ready.

415
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,283
Let's go.
- Wrestle!

416
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,368
- [whistling]
- Unh.

417
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,498
- Oh no, I hope I don't lose.

418
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,045
- WILSON:
What's wrong with you man?

419
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:59,008
- TRAINER: One, two, three...

420
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,176
- Yeah, that's right.

421
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,762
And the winner is Ricky Flame.

422
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,888
Whoo-chow!

423
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,225
Wooo.
- Ricky, what are you doing?

424
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,602
- Winning.
Man, I am on fire.

425
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,729
- Why are you wrestling kids?

426
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,815
- 'Cause I checked out
the rules online.

427
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,359
This is a community
wrestling league.

428
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,238
Here,
read rule number three.

429
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,241
- "Wrestling instruction
and competition,

430
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,325
recommended for boys
ages six through ten".

431
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,827
- See?, recommended.

432
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,996
Doesn't say
I have to be age six to ten.

433
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:32,625
So technically,
they have to let me wrestle.

434
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,002
- Danny Peterson, you're up.

435
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,464
- Why are you doin' this?

436
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,174
- I thought
you loved being a chef.

437
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,928
- No. See I realized
what I really love is winning.

438
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,345
- [whistling]

439
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,847
- Wrestler number one,
are you ready?

440
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,390
- Sort of.

441
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,184
- Wrestler number two,
are you ready?

442
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,811
- Yeah, just call it.

443
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,772
- Wrestle.
- [whistling]

444
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,982
- Just a second.

445
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,612
Oh, no, I hope
I can handle this one.

446
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,244
- Come on!
This is ridiculous.

447
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,164
- TRAINER: One, two, three.

448
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,790
Yeah, hooo-chows.

449
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,042
See? I can't lose.

450
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,670
- Oh, yeah, but--
- Come on Carly, wrestle me.

451
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,255
- No.
- RICKY: Come on, c'mon, c'mon.

452
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,714
- No! I don't want to wrestle.

453
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,300
No--

454
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,594
You're so weird!

455
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,388
- One, two, three.
- [whistling]

456
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,476
- Yeah! 19 wins, no losses,
whoo-chow!

457
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,604
No one can extinguish the flame.

458
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,231
Ha ha ha ha.

459
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,274
- Sam.

460
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,487
- [grunts] Ow! Ow!

461
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,827
- [cheering]

462
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,413
- One! Two! Three!
[blows whistle]

463
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,415
- Ha, you lost.

464
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,001
- Eat it flame.

465
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,586
- Loser.

466
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,715
- RICKY: Argh!

467
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,345
- You guys wanna go eat some
free steaks?

468
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,846
- Shoosh yeah.
- Carne.

469
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,478
- Oh, what are you doing?

470
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,022
- Tell the people
to go to iCarly.com.

471
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,732
or I'll stick my finger
right into your nose.

472
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,816
- Go to iCarly.com!

473
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,235
- Tell 'em about the new video.

474
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,652
- There's a new video
at iCarly.com.

475
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:24,904
- Tell 'em about the blogs
and pics.

476
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:25,905
- There are awesome blogs

477
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,073
and pics at iCarly.com.

478
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,866
- Okay, I think
we're done here.

479
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,743
- You wouldn't have stuck
your finger up my nose.

480
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,036
Aah! You did it.

481
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,872
Aah, come on!

482
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,790
- [timer dings]
- MAN: Mmm!

483
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,543
- [bubbling]