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- ♪
- CARLY: [imitating drum roll]

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And now...
- We take our buckets...

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- And do this!

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- And that's the proper way...

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- To clean your parents' laptop.

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- BOTH: [giggling]

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Now, we'd like
to introduce you to a guy

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who graduated
from my high school last year.

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- Cameron!

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- SAM: He's super hot.
He's super Cameron.

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He's Cameron.

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- That's Cameron.
- He's super hot.

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- And look, his pants light up.

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- ♪

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- And now...

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- It's time for a brand-new
interactive iCarly segment.

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- Which we call...

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- BOTH:

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- Now, let's take
our first live video caller.

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- Here's Dana
from New Hampshire.

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- Hello, New Hampshire!

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- Whoo!
- Hey, iCarly.

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- Are you ready
to dance with Cameron?

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- Sure.
- Hit it.

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- ♪

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- Nice dancin', Dana.
- Thanks.

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Hey, can I ask you a question?
- No.

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- All right, Freddie,
next live video caller.

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- 'Kay,
here's Roy from Spokane.

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- Dad, I got iCarly.

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- Hey-ey! Hey, hey.

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Is that the iCarly gang I see?

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- ROY: Dad, back up.

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- Uh, hello.

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- What do you want?

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- Let me introduce myself.

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My name is Richard Blanton.

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- Wait, aren't you
like a billionaire?

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- Not like a billionaire,
I am a billionaire.

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And three years ago,
I started a new company

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called Spacecations.

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- Oh, I read about that.

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It's a thing
where people can pay money

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to go up into space, right?

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- That's right, little web girl.

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And to promote my company

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and show the public
that space travel is safe,

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how would you guys like to do

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the first live web show
from space?

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- You want us to do
iCarly from space?

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- Are you serious?

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- RICHARD: Yep.

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So you wanna do it or not?

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- Well, yeah we want to, but--

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- Good,
then let's make this happen.

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Now, turn on the music

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and tell that dancin' boy
to light his pants up.

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- You heard the billionaire.

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- ♪

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- FREDDIE: In five,
four, three, two...

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- ♪

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- CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to be ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ And the time to see ♪

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♪ The brighter side
of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things are meant to be ♪

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♪ So give it your best
and leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
- ♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪

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♪

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- ♪

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- CARLY: Spencer!

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- Ugh.

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- Is the car here yet?

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- No, not yet.

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Hey, have you ever
tried oystamato?

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- No.

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- Worst drink ever.

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It's a blend of tomato juice
and oyster juice.

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- You hate tomatoes
and oysters.

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- I know.

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- So, what made you think

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you'd like a blend
of their juices?

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- I didn't think it through.

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- [phone ringing]

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- It's Dad.
- Dad?

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- Dad, hey, where are you?

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- Where is he?

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- On a submarine,
2,000 feet down in the Pacific.

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- Cool.
Tell him not to open a window.

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- Do not open a window.

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What? No.

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No, she's not going
into space yet.

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- Gimme.

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Dad?

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We're just being tested
this weekend.

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Yes, I promise
I won't go into outer space

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without your permission.

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- SPENCER: Gah!

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That helicopter's really close.

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- Okay, love you too.

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Mwah.

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Here.

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- Hey, it's me.

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Have you ever tried oystamato?

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- Did you hear?
- What?

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- Mr. Blanton picked Sam
up in a helicopter.

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They're on the roof.

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- We're going in a helicopter?

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- It's a blend
of oyster juice--

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Oh, you don't care?

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- I have to go.

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- Hey, I gotta
say bye to Carly.

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Yeah, law school's goin' great.

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Later, Dad!

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- You never told him
you dropped out law school?

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- Daddy's very busy.

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- Okay, come on,
we gotta get up to the roof.

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- Your mom's letting you
go up in a helicopter?

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- No, but she's in Fresno

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for the aggressive
parenting conference.

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- Lucky booger.

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- All right, bye.
- Bye-bye.

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- See ya.
- Carly, we gotta go.

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- SPENCER:
Don't forget your brush!

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- Thanks.

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- If they offer you oystamato,
just say no.

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- ♪

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- Maravilloso.
- Great.

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- Now, this is one
of the main rooms

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where we evaluate
people's physical "testitude"

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to see if they can handle
space travel.

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- "Testitude?"

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- When you're rich,
you can make up words.

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Now, "pungulate" your fruit bar.

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- What?

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- "Pungulate" it.

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There you go.

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- Mr. Blanton,
I gave them frozen fruit bars

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and brought them here
as you requested.

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- GIRL: Hi.
- GUY: Hey.

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- Hey, aren't you guys from
that web show, Exercise Rox?

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- We sure are.
- Exerciserox.com.

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- Get some!

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- Why are those morons here?

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- That's your competition.

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- Competition?

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- Only one web show
gets to go up in space.

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So now we gotta test you

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to find out
who can handle it better,

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iCarly or Exercise Rox.

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- Get some!

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- Don't get on my nerves.

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- ♪

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- No, I got the whole place
to myself this weekend.

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Uh-huh.

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I got a pizza in the oven

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and season four
of Girly Cow on DVD.

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Yep, uncensored.

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Okay. Later, Socks.

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- Ohh. You don't have to holler.

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- But we're hungry.
- Yeah.

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- [elevator ding]

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- Hello.

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How did you get the elevator
to stop on this floor?

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Will you tell me your name?

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Hey, don't go up.

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No, no,
let's not run up the stairs.

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Be careful.

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Okay, it's not your house.

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Who are you?

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- ♪

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- This chair is for testing

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a person's
physiological reactions

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to the forces experienced
during the initial acceleration,

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from the moment of ignition

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to penetration
of the stratosphere.

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- So we sit in it

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and it feels just like
we're blasting off?

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- Yes, thank you
for dumbing it down.

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- So when do we start?

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- [screaming]

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- If you can't handle it,
just yell "stop".

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- No, I'm having
a wonderful time!

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[screaming]

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- Okay!

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

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- [screams] Exercise Rox!

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- Whoo! This is awesome!

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Crank it up!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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- [screaming]

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I'm at home in bed!

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I'm at home in bed! Aah!

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What's wrong with my bed?!

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- This device
will test your ability

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to maintain
balance and equilibrium

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in the event
of space disorientation.

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- Before we start this,

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is there anything
I should know about?

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Ah-ah-ah-ah! [screams]

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[screaming]

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- [screaming]

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- [screaming]

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- [screaming]

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- [laughing]

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- ♪

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- No, no.

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Lewbert, listen.

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Some little girl
got off the elevator

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and now she's running around
my apartment.

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I don't know who she is,
that's why I'm calling you.

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Now would you please-- Aah!

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- [giggles]

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- I'll call you back.

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Little girl, okay,
no more running.

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This game is not fun for me
anymore.

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Come on,
someone's gonna get hurt

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if you don't-- Aah.

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Oh, I got hurt.

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Hey, where did you go?

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Little girl?

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Hey! Hey!

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What's happening?!

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- ♪

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- And now, the most
challenging test of all.

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You're going to be locked inside
this simulated space pod

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for 36 consecutive hours.

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- RICHARD: Yep.

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Just the three of you,
some water,

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some powdered food and a monkey.

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- A monkey?
- For real?

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- Nah, but aren't monkeys fun?

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Say monkeys are fun.

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- Monkeys are fun.

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- Open the pod.

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Now, get in there.

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- SCIENTIST: Okay.
Watch your step.

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We're not insured.
- What did he say?

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- They're not insured.
- Shouldn't they be insured?

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- You will all be
constantly monitored,

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so we can see
if you're mentally capable

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of living with each other in
a confined space for 36 hours.

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- So if we can all get along
together in here for 36 hours...

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- And the Exercise Rox
kids can't...

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- We really get
to go up into space?

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- RICHARD: That's for true.

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Now, before I close this door,
you kids wanna meet Johnny Depp?

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- Oh, sure.
- Absolutely.

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- Can we?
- Nope. Good luck.

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- Okay, 35 hours
and 59 minutes to go.

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Now, let's make sure
we stay calm and relaxed,

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00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,074
so we can--
- Oh, you stepped on my foot.

265
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,951
- No, I did not.
- No, don't start--

266
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,161
- Oh!
- Aah!

267
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,496
- No, please.

268
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,457
- [all shouting at once]

269
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,333
- CARLY: Stop this, please.

270
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,502
- Everything okay?

271
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,545
- Oh, yes.
- Lovely.

272
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,711
- Thanks for stopping by.

273
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,721
- ♪

274
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:12,857
- ♪

275
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,653
- Ugh! I can't take being
in this space pod for 36 hours.

276
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,945
How long has it been so far?

277
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,699
- Nine minutes.

278
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,827
And keep it down.
Remember, we're being monitored.

279
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,914
- Just video. They can see us,
they can't hear us.

280
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,790
- Hey, why don't you help me
write the web show

281
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,125
we're gonna have to do in here?

282
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,127
- 'Cause that requires effort.

283
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,255
- So does whining.

284
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,090
- I just don't get the point
of this test.

285
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,925
- I'm reading about it now.

286
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:42,512
They wanna see if we develop
claustrophobic astro-psychosis.

287
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,472
- Don't you just
wanna punch him so bad?

288
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,725
- No.

289
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,352
What's cluster phoppik astrak--

290
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,854
What you said?

291
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,108
- It's space madness.

292
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,278
- Duh-duh-dunnnnn.

293
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,778
- It's happened
to some astronauts.

294
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,239
When you're stuck
in a pod like this

295
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,574
and can't get out,

296
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,325
some people just lose it
and go nuts.

297
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,702
- I wish I had some nuts.

298
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,832
- Yeah, here you go.

299
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,295
- Not dehydrated powdered nuts.

300
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,504
- Aah!

301
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,005
Dude! Give me that.

302
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,840
- No, I want the nuts.
- Hey! Hey!

303
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,926
- [all shouting at once]

304
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,345
- Stop!

305
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,680
We have to prove we can all

306
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,223
be in here together
and get along,

307
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,767
or we won't get to go
up into space.

308
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,521
- But she slapped me
with powdered nuts.

309
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,026
Mm-mm.

310
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:45,158
- ♪

311
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,701
- Here you go.

312
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,709
Yeah, 3% fruit juice.

313
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,046
Now, don't you wanna
tell me your name?

314
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,131
- [knock on door]

315
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,675
- Keep sippin', one sec.

316
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,429
- Spencer Shay?
- Yeah, come on in.

317
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,764
- OFFICER: Thanks.

318
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:08,973
You called to report
a missing child?

319
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,350
- Yeah, well, a found child.

320
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,018
See that little girl over--

321
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,269
Where did she--?

322
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,980
She was right there.

323
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,440
- You're sure?

324
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,192
- Yeah, I left her
sitting right here.

325
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,444
- RADIO: We have a 321
in progress at Kennedy Square.

326
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,529
All units respond.

327
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,697
- 214 responding.

328
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,031
I gotta handle this.

329
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,282
- But the little girl
was just here.

330
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,575
- If she shows up again,

331
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,702
call the station
and I'll come back.

332
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,708
- Aah!

333
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,838
How did-- Hey! Hey! Officer!

334
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,922
- OFFICER: I have to go.
- SPENCER: I found her!

335
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,550
Please, I just you
to need look at her.

336
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,760
- You're squeezing my arm.
- I need you to see her.

337
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387
I just wanna know
who that little girl is

338
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,556
and why she's not on my couch.

339
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,975
I don't understand.
- I do.

340
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,394
- What do you think's goin' on?

341
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,563
- You're a loon.

342
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,147
- What, you think I'm crazy?

343
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,607
- Well, I'm not a psychiatrist,

344
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,026
but I think you'd be smart
to talk to one.

345
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,277
- RADIO: 214, respond.

346
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,571
- Later.

347
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,164
- Hey, Socko.

348
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,793
Your uncle-in-law's
a psychiatrist, right?

349
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,670
No, I don't need
his number yet--

350
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,962
- [blows raspberry]
- Yeowww!

351
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,261
Gimme his number.

352
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,012
- ♪

353
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,848
- FREDDIE: You all ready to go?
- Yeah.

354
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,892
- Okay. All right,
let's do this.

355
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,017
- CARLY: I'm ready. Let's go.

356
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,811
- Ah, I could use more light.

357
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,605
- Oh, I think this might be
a light switch--

358
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,108
- [alarm whoops]

359
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,319
- [coughing]

360
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,696
- What was that?

361
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,157
- You hit the autofire
extinguishers.

362
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,911
- Here, maybe this is
for more light.

363
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:53,828
- [electronic beeps & whirs]

364
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,662
- Oh.

365
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,750
- Cool, our beds automatically
slide out of the wall.

366
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,376
- [beeping, whirring]

367
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,211
- Yeah, cool.

368
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,213
Don't worry about the possible
injuries to my vertebrae.

369
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,508
- All right, come on,
let's do the show.

370
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,260
- Okay,
and remember, Mr. Blanton said

371
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,429
we have to do it just like
an actual iCarly web show.

372
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,847
- So no stopping.

373
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,056
- But, wait, one question.
- FREDDIE: What?

374
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,767
- Why are you so stupid?

375
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,562
- Carly?
- Sam.

376
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,730
- I'm curious.
- Go.

377
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,733
- Recording to the hard drive.

378
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:28,028
In 5, 4, 3, 2...

379
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,198
- I'm commander Carly.
- And I'm-- Oh!

380
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,784
I'm intergalactic Sam.

381
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,786
- And this is--
- [beeping]

382
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,662
- Augh!

383
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,038
- CARLY and SAM: Oh.

384
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,375
- You hit the bed button again.

385
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,794
- I didn't hit it.

386
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,211
- Just keep going.

387
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,839
- Okay, we're not
actually in space.

388
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,173
- This is a test simulator.

389
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,508
- But, if things go well,

390
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,050
we might really
get to go up into space.

391
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,093
- Moon cheese, baby!

392
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,930
- And now, guess
what Freddie hooked

393
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,140
into this control panel.

394
00:16:56,182 --> 00:17:06,192
- ♪

395
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,529
- [beeping]

396
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,655
- Ohh!

397
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,283
- ♪

398
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,286
- [alarm whoops]

399
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,162
- Shut it off.

400
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,790
- Nice work, Fred-bag.

401
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,333
- It's not my fault.

402
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,794
No, no-- The camera.

403
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,587
- Stop it.

404
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,006
Don't fight.

405
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,256
- FREDDIE:
Get off! Get off! Get off!

406
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,887
- Oof.

407
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,014
iCarly is brought to you by--

408
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,683
- FREDDIE: Now you're squeezing
my gallbladder. Aah!

409
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,603
- --Astro's powdered nuts,

410
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,899
the best nuts in the galaxy
or something.

411
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,025
- FREDDIE: Aah!

412
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,194
- ♪

413
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,864
- When did you start seeing
this mysterious little girl?

414
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,743
- I guess right after
Carly left for the weekend.

415
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,077
- Your little sister?
- Yes.

416
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,373
- And you love her very much?
- Totally.

417
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,667
- I don't think you're a loon.

418
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,794
- You don't?

419
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,921
- Not at all.

420
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,756
This is very common.

421
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,090
You love Carly, you miss her,
and you long for the days

422
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,468
when she was a little girl,
always around you.

423
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,846
So your subconscious mind
has created another little girl

424
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,015
to take her place
while Carly's away.

425
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,642
- Really?
But she seemed so real.

426
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,062
- Our imaginations
can be very powerful.

427
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,146
But I feel sure
that when Carly comes back,

428
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,734
this mysterious little girl
won't bother you anymore.

429
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,903
I really have to run.

430
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,154
- Hey, I really appreciate
you comin' over.

431
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,240
- Anytime.
- Thanks, Dr. Paksel.

432
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,010
See, this is okay,

433
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,930
'cause I know
you're just my imagination.

434
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,264
So I'm just gonna
open the fridge--

435
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,849
- Aah!
- Waaah!

436
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:06,520
- ♪

437
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,605
- Carly.

438
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,817
- [muffled chewing]

439
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,110
- Carly.

440
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,403
- What?

441
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,114
- Do you hear that?

442
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,074
Sounds like an animal eating.

443
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,710
- Sam?

444
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,629
- Yeah?

445
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,588
- What are you eating?

446
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,715
- A brisket.

447
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,883
- I knew it.

448
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,636
- You smuggled a brisket
in here?

449
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,721
- And some creamed corn.

450
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,431
And it's a good thing I did,

451
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,851
'cause I'm freaking out
being trapped in here.

452
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,560
- You're gonna
get us disqualified.

453
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,270
- You're not supposed
to have Earth food in here.

454
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,234
Gimme some of that meat, Sam!

455
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,736
- No, no, no, it's mine.

456
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,904
- Gimme the meat!

457
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,908
- [all shouting]

458
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,785
- Gimme the--
- No!

459
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:06,413
- [alarm whoops]

460
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,834
- [coughing]

461
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,044
- What is wrong with you two?

462
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,628
- It's this cramped little pod.

463
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,754
- We can't take it.

464
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:14,755
- We're having space madness.

465
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,091
- Well, stop.

466
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,093
Do you know how amazing
it'd be for us

467
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,387
if iCarly
gets to go up into space?

468
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,139
We'll be legendary.

469
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:28,644
Now, both of you,
stay calm and go to sleep.

470
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,838
I can't take it in here!

471
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,881
Aah! Aah!

472
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,507
- Carly, calm down.

473
00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,967
Take a deep breath, all right?

474
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:03,930
- No! I feel like
I'm inside a walnut.

475
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,472
- Carly, calm down.
You're gonna be fine.

476
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,558
- Shut up, Freddie!

477
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,268
Oh, I gotta get out of here.

478
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,606
Unlock this pod!

479
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,778
Unh! Aaaaah!

480
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,238
Yeeauuugh!

481
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:24,324
- [alarm beeping]

482
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:30,790
- And so ends iCarly's chances
of going up into space.

483
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,210
- [alarm whoops]

484
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:40,716
- ♪

485
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,760
- SPENCER: Whoa! Who's there?!

486
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,095
Who's out here?!

487
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,389
Carly?
- CARLY: Hi.

488
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,062
- You're back.

489
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,605
I thought you weren't supposed
to get home until tomorrow.

490
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,940
- Sam's mom brought me home.

491
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,233
- What happened?

492
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,734
- iCarly's not going up
into space

493
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,361
'cause I freaked out
and got us disqualified.

494
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,157
- What did you do?

495
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,701
- I smashed a window
and fled from our space pod.

496
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,203
- Aww.

497
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,164
- And Mr. Blanton said
if I did that up in outer space,

498
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,832
my eyes would've been
sucked out of my head

499
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,292
and that'd be bad
for his business.

500
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,920
- SPENCER: He has a point.
- Yeah.

501
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,421
- Guess what you do get.

502
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,466
A big ol' hug
from your big ol' brother!

503
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,344
Who's glad to see you...
and nobody else.

504
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,016
- What do you mean?

505
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,935
- I just missed you, a lot.

506
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,729
- Aw, and I missed your spine.

507
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:39,317
- All right, it's 2:00AM.
You should get to bed.

508
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,860
- CARLY: You too.
- SPENCER: Night.

509
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902
- Good night.

510
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,083
Hello.

511
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,376
Who are you?

512
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,096
Space madness.

513
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,640
- ♪

514
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,561
- Guess what's happening
at iCarly.com.

515
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:16,979
- Do you realize
what's happening at iCarly.com?

516
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,731
- Tell 'em.
- I don't know.

517
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,233
- Well, guess.
- Guess?

518
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,901
- Yeah, guess what happens
if you go to iCarly.com.

519
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,861
- Ah, can I win free food
at iCarly.com?

520
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,571
- No.
- Can I get a hot boyfriend

521
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,114
at iCarly.com?
- No.

522
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,699
- Can I eliminate my enemies
at iCarly.com?

523
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,326
- Yes. Wait, no.

524
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,203
- But I can see this
cool stuff at iCarly.com?

525
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- Yes, you can.
- I love sugar.
- Random!

526
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- [timer dings]
- MAN: Mmm!

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