1 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,719 ♪ 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,764 It was really of your mom to give me a ride home from school. 3 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,724 Nah, she likes me hanging out with you 4 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,268 'cause she thinks it'll keep me out of jail. 5 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,104 Hey, why did it take you guys so long to get home from school? 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,815 'Cause my mom had to stop at SaveRite 7 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,577 to pick up her ointment. Any more questions? 8 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,988 I'm home. Bonjour. 9 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:31,866 Hi, hey, yo, can't talk, super busy. 10 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,159 Okay, what is up with you? 11 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,495 There's an art gallery downtown that wants to showcase 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,789 new works by great unknown artists. 13 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:39,997 Awesome, you're a great artist. 14 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,876 And you're definitely unknown. 15 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,003 Thank you. 16 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,963 How do you get your stuff in the gallery? 17 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,485 They have to think it's really good, 18 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,757 which is why I gotta finish 19 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,635 my latest three sculptures that I call... 20 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,888 Yippee-Yi Yo-Yo, 21 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,681 The Elephant Cycle, 22 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:59,351 and my Christmas tree of noses, which I call Merry Sniffmas. 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,102 Now, I gotta finish these! I can't talk! 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,066 Do you realize this gallery is the place where Harry Joyner 25 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,109 first showcased his artwork almost 20 years ago? 26 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,151 Who's Harry Joyner? 27 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,991 Harry Joyner's Spencer's favorite pop artist. 28 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,325 Of all time! 29 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,371 Sure, I'll have a snack. I didn't offer you a snack. 30 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,416 Well, let's pretend you did. 31 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,919 Okay, where's my green yo-yo? I just had my green yo-yo! 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,170 It's in your hand? It's in my hand! 33 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,758 Man, I've never seen Spencer so freaked out. 34 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,634 I know, I wish we could calm him down. 35 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,262 Where's my hot glue gun? 36 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,182 I can't work with cold glue! 37 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,642 He seriously thinks that gallery 38 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,101 won't like his sculptures? 39 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,983 All creative people worry their stuff's lame. 40 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,355 That's an artist thing. 41 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,399 Hey, what if we get Harry Joyner to come here? 42 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,234 Do you know how much it would mean to Spencer 43 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,778 if his idol complimented his art? 44 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,530 Well, yeah, but isn't that Joyner dude, like, famous? 45 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,866 How are you gonna get him? He lives in Seattle. 46 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,576 I could send him an email. Worth a shot. 47 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,079 Okay, I am missing a nose. 48 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,081 I had another nose just like these two noses, 49 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,415 and now I can't find it. 50 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,585 Email that dude fast. 51 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,462 Like, soon. Or now. 52 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,256 In five, four, three, two... 53 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,342 ♪ 54 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,637 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 55 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,555 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 56 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:21,642 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 57 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,560 ♪ 58 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,813 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 59 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,982 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 60 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,943 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 61 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,945 ♪ 62 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:36,615 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 63 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,742 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 64 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:42,496 ♪ So wake up, the members of my nation ♪ 65 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,081 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 66 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:47,042 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 67 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,004 ♪ Have the time to see the brighter side ♪ 68 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:53,132 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 69 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:55,009 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 70 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,553 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 71 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,597 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 72 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,224 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 73 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,769 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 74 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:19,574 ♪ 75 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,660 Look at Lewbert. 76 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,996 Worst doorman ever. I know. 77 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:27,374 Who eats half a cheeseburger, then falls asleep? 78 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,877 Someone who just lost the other half of his cheeseburger. 79 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,173 Sam, gross. It's not my fault. 80 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,013 Waiting around for people makes me crave meat. 81 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,345 Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like? 82 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:46,018 Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair. 83 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,604 Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that. 84 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,272 So what did you say in your email 85 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,775 to get Joyner to come here? It wasn't what I said. 86 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,441 It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures. 87 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,737 Joyner liked 'em? I guess. 88 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,864 He said he wanted to come see them in person. 89 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,908 That is so cool. You know what else is cool? 90 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,950 What? Not you. 91 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,326 See! I told ya! 92 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,495 Any time a chance comes along for you to insult me, 93 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,289 you just gotta jump on it. You should be nicer to him. 94 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,751 Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried, 95 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,461 'cause she has no self-control. 96 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,048 I have oodles of self-control. 97 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,800 I self-control myself all the time. 98 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,968 Good, then prove it. 99 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,054 Don't insult Freddie for a whole week. 100 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,223 No problem. And what if she does? 101 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,641 Okay, for every insult, you owe Freddie 5 bucks. 102 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,852 Fine. Good, I'm gonna be rich. 103 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,810 No, 'cause I'm not gonna say one mean word to you. 104 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,522 Really? You want to kiss me? 105 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,900 Kiss you? Dude, I'd rather... 106 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:42,741 not do that at this time, but I appreciate your kind offer. 107 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,826 Impressive. Good girl. 108 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,454 Pardon me, is one of you Carly? 109 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,123 Harry Joyner? In the flesh. 110 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,290 Hi! Thanks so much for coming here. 111 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:54,669 Well, I was intrigued by the photographs you emailed me, 112 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,377 so I'd like to see your brother's sculptures 113 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,881 with my own eyes. 114 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,425 My god, you have no idea how blown away he's gonna be 115 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,802 when he sees you. You're his hero. 116 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,887 Oh. Come on, let's go upstairs. 117 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,600 My mom is my hero. 118 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,690 This is gonna be a long week. 119 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:30,080 ♪ 120 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,499 Hey. Hey! 121 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,001 Man, I hate this yo-yo. 122 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,004 The glue won't stick to the plastic surface. 123 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,214 Why don't you try an adhesive bonding gel? 124 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,632 That's a good idea. 125 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,552 How did you... 126 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,972 Mr. Joy... Mr. Joy- 127 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,267 Joyner. Joyner. 128 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:53,187 Call me Harry. Okay. 129 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,148 Harry? Wow! 130 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,150 Your little sister sent me an email 131 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,649 and attached some photos of your sculptures. 132 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,278 You! Me! 133 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,988 Her! 134 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:06,158 And since I'm working on a new project nearby, 135 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,827 I thought I'd pop over and see your work in person. 136 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,370 Well, thanks for popping! 137 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,414 What kind of project are you working on? 138 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,083 It's a fantastic one. 139 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,045 You see, since I've already made sculptures 140 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,172 out of every material known to man, 141 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:23,842 I figured I'd make a sculpture out of man himself. 142 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,302 Like a human sculpture? 143 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,513 Precisely, a human sculpture, which I shall photograph 144 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,016 and quite likely frame. 145 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,101 But let's talk about your creations. 146 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,435 Well, here-here they are. 147 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,981 These are the sculptures I've been working on. 148 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,023 I see. 149 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,234 I see. 150 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:43,695 Structure... 151 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,659 Interesting, yes. 152 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,161 Interesting. 153 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,210 I see what you're trying to do. 154 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,753 Eh... 155 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,715 Alright. Well? 156 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,176 I don't love them. 157 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,303 Oh. 158 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,015 But you like them, right? Honestly, I-I don't. 159 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,726 I mean, look, these pieces are cute and amusing, 160 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,729 but they're amateurish at best. 161 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,190 Not to say that they're bad, just... 162 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,983 not good. 163 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,486 ♪ 164 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,114 Alright, then. 165 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,573 I've got a rather packed schedule, 166 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,160 so I should... I should run. 167 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,995 Pleasure to meet you, Spencer. 168 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,207 Children. 169 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:42,129 ♪ 170 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,589 Spencer... I gotta... 171 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,926 I gotta go, uh, lay down. 172 00:07:54,266 --> 00:08:02,266 ♪ 173 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,109 Spencer, it's been four hours. 174 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,691 I think you need to get off the kitchen table. 175 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,279 Why? 176 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,282 Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends? 177 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,368 Spencer, get up. 178 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,329 Come on, you need to get off the table. 179 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,370 I'm comfy right here. 180 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,168 Ow. 181 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,917 You weren't supposed to fall on the floor. 182 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,796 Well, you know... gravity. 183 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,590 So Harry Joyner didn't like your art. 184 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,094 He's one person. 185 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,430 Yeah, my number-one idol in the art world 186 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:37,476 and he thinks my sculptures are amateurish and not good. 187 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,312 This may be the worst thing that's ever happened in my life. 188 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,357 It's like a giant rain cloud has opened up above me and... 189 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,363 Spencer! No! 190 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,947 Spencer! No! 191 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,700 Spencer, open the door. 192 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,909 I want to be alone! 193 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,122 Hey. 194 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,212 You want to the Galaxy Wars Convention with me this weekend? 195 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:08,006 I'm dressing up as Nug Nug from the planet Zorcon. 196 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,968 I'm not gonna insult you, Freddie. 197 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,845 You're not getting 5 bucks out of me. 198 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,892 When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl 199 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,352 will want to marry me. 200 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,817 After I take a shower, my mom makes me sign a piece of paper 201 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,944 promising that I shampooed twice. 202 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,248 Should I call an ambulance? 203 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,874 Make him stop setting me up to insult him. 204 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,376 It's killing me! You're the one who... 205 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,506 You guys, not now. Spencer's really upset. 206 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:52,217 Why? Who cares what Harry Joyner thinks? 207 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,928 Spencer does, a lot! 208 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,388 I've never seen him this depressed. 209 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,889 This is so dumb. 210 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,474 Spencer's sculptures are the best. 211 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,394 I know, but we've all told him that and he won't believe us. 212 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,604 Maybe he needs to hear it from a few more people. 213 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,942 ♪ 214 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:14,448 Going live in five, four, three, two... 215 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,200 Hello, people of Earth who own computers. 216 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,370 Congratulations, you've signed on to icarly.com. 217 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,581 So sit back, take off your socks, 218 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:23,748 and enjoy this fine webcast. 219 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,083 I'm Carly! I'm Sam! 220 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,544 That's not right. 221 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,045 I'm Carly. I'm Sam. 222 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,047 We were momentarily confused. 223 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,092 But no worries. 224 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,550 'Cause tonight, we got a very special episode 225 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,928 of iCarly for ya. 226 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,219 We're gonna take you on a trip... 227 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,556 to a virtual art show... 228 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,224 right here in the iCarly studio. 229 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,602 So you people can see some awesomely cool sculptures. 230 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,354 Leave us your comments right here at icarly.com. 231 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,856 Now, you can't have a real art exhibit without music, right? 232 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,526 So say hello to Sam's cousin... the one who's not in jail... 233 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,862 our friend... Greg Patello! 234 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,574 Yeah! 235 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,242 Hey, Carly. Hi, Sam. 236 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,577 Hey, dude. Hi, Greg. 237 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,078 Why don't you crank up that flute 238 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,830 and get this art exhibit started? 239 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,207 Yeah, baby! Here we go. 240 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:15,708 ♪ 241 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,265 How was that? Boring. 242 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,142 Now show them how we do it iCarly style. 243 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,477 Hurry, Greg! 244 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,650 He's playing the flute... and beatboxing... 245 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,568 at the same time... all by himself. 246 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,612 My cousin has got talent. Yeah, baby. 247 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,238 Yeah! Whoo! 248 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,073 Now, we call this next sculpture... 249 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:39,991 Splatter Man. 250 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,326 ♪ Splatter Man ♪ 251 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,621 ♪ 252 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:45,955 Wow! 253 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,541 Now, here's an enjoyable sculpture... 254 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,669 which we like to call... Yippee-Yi Yo-Yo! 255 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,963 ♪ 256 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,382 Now look at this next sculpture. 257 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,467 It's a Christmas tree... of noses... 258 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,719 appropriately named... Merry Sniffmas! 259 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,889 ♪ 260 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,099 Baby squirrel made out of video camera parts. 261 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,522 Okay! Look at this next sculpture. 262 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,440 It's a robot... made out of soda bottles. 263 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,359 His eyes light up red... angry or not. 264 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,069 Now, this sculpture is called... 265 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,195 The Bottle Bot. 266 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,779 Not to be confused with Bubble Butt, 267 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,240 which is what I call our teacher, 268 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,158 the horrible Ms. Briggs. 269 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,492 Why did you say that live on the web? She already hates you. 270 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,038 Which means I have nothing to lose! 271 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,374 Okay, now be sure to leave us your comments... 272 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,543 about all the sculptures we've shown you tonight... 273 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,128 and send us pics of your own artwork right here to iCarly... 274 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,130 dot com. Not dot net. 275 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,007 Dot net is for losers. 276 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,593 Bye! See ya! 277 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:47,634 ♪ 278 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,693 You guys showed my artwork on your web show tonight? 279 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,113 Yeah, we did. 280 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,198 And those comments are from some of our viewers. 281 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,618 Yeah, just a few thousand. They loved your sculptures. 282 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,454 Almost every comment we got said they're awesome. 283 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,830 Except for one from Sam's cousin in jail, who wrote, 284 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,000 "Who cares about art? Get me out of this rat hole!" 285 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,920 The point is, our viewers went nuts over your stuff. 286 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,172 Look at all those comments. 287 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,508 Are any of these comments from Harry Joyner? 288 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,177 Would you forget Harry Joyner? I can't! 289 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,473 He's the guy who inspired me to become an artist. 290 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,099 Read these, the thousands of people 291 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,559 saying they love your sculptures. 292 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,977 Then give them to those people, 293 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,647 'cause I got myself a new job. Like, a real job? 294 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,408 You can't have a real job! You're Spencer! 295 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,736 You're an artist. Nope. 296 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,447 Starting tomorrow, I'm a dental assistant. 297 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:47,160 ♪ 298 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,372 Spencer, open the door. 299 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,585 ♪ 300 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,421 Freddie, you didn't sign the shampoo agreement. 301 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,006 How do I know if you double pooed? 302 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,052 You thought I was kidding. 303 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,639 ♪ 304 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,689 ♪ 305 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,440 Come on, Carly, that's not true. 306 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,942 It is true. I've ruined Spencer's life. 307 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,028 If I'd never emailed that dumb Harry Joyner, 308 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,946 none of this would've ever happened. 309 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,365 I'm upset. 310 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,452 Aww, I think someone needs a hug. 311 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,581 Thanks. 312 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,587 Uh, Freddie? Freddie, we can un-hug now. 313 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,297 Please let this last. 314 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,012 Hey, I'm home. Hey! 315 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,306 Hi, kids. Oh, hey, Mrs. Benson. 316 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,350 Mom, what are you doing here? Yeah, what's up? 317 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,893 I'm getting ready to go to work, 318 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,229 so Mrs. Benson's gonna stay with you. 319 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,565 Here!? I can't leave you alone. 320 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,982 Yeah, you can. Sure you can. 321 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,736 Why can't ya? She's gonna stay here!? 322 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,405 I brought soy crisps! 323 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,156 Okay, wait, it's after 4:00. 324 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,158 Who goes to work in a dental office after 4:00? 325 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,494 This dentist works afternoons and nights for people 326 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,995 that can't get away during the day. 327 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,455 Well, you need to quit dentistry 328 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,956 and go back to being an artist. 329 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,043 Carly, I'm a dental assistant now. 330 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,340 Whatever, I'm still way too old to have a babysitter. 331 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,676 Oh, now, don't think of me as your babysitter. 332 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,387 Think of me more as your gal pal who "hangs" with you 333 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,432 during afternoons and evening. 334 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,559 So is this gonna be a regular thing!? 335 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,392 Not that I don't love your mom. She's awesome. 336 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,397 Is this gonna be a regular thing!? 337 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,357 For now, yeah. See you later. 338 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,983 But what if... but where are... 339 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:50,491 ♪ 340 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,577 I don't know how Freddie lives with his mom. 341 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,161 She wouldn't let me eat anything fun. 342 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,872 She blocked all the good TV channels. 343 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,665 And she made me eat lasagne with a spoon. 344 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,500 Why a spoon? 345 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,902 She says forks are dangerous, that I could stab my tongue. 346 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,505 Yeah, that's not cool, so not cool. 347 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,592 Nope, nope, nope. 348 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,594 What's wrong with you? Why are you so jittery? 349 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,638 Because I'm freaking out, man. I'm freaking out! 350 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,557 Why? 351 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,434 I haven't insulted Freddie in days... days! 352 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,727 I can't take it. 353 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,771 I cannot take it and the week's only half over. 354 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,604 So insult him once just to calm yourself down. 355 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,774 I can't afford the 5 bucks. 356 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,318 I spent all my allowance on beef jerky. 357 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,779 I can't handle not insulting that boy! 358 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,656 Don't you think my problem with Spencer's 359 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,240 a little more important than this? 360 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,533 Yeah, sorry. 361 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,452 It's all that stupid Harry Joyner's fault. 362 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371 I'd like to stab his tongue with a fork! 363 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,499 Why did he have to be so mean to Spencer? 364 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,876 You should go talk to him. Who, Joyner? 365 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,377 Yeah, he's still in town, right? 366 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,919 Isn't he doing some big human art sculpture 367 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,256 at the Henshaw Warehouse? Yeah. 368 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,510 Hey, Carly. Hi, Sam. 369 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,053 What do you think of my Nug Nug costume? 370 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,932 I'm wearing this to the Galaxy Wars Convention. 371 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,685 Any comments, Sam? 372 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,522 Move. 373 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,111 Have fun at the convention, Nub Nub. 374 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,697 It's Nug Nug. Whatever! 375 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:17,912 ♪ 376 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,998 Alright, let's get this done, people. 377 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,375 You there, put your finger in his ear. 378 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,126 Yes, Sir! Perfect. 379 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,462 You, put your left shoe on your right hand. 380 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,466 Hey, Harry, can we talk to you? 381 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,135 What? No. I have to pose all these people 382 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,927 and take a photograph before I lose the light. 383 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,639 Cheese cube! 384 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,893 Mm, I love cubes of cheese. 385 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,894 We just need a second. Fine, what do you want? 386 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,024 Will someone please put a brassiere on the clown? 387 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,065 On it! 388 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,944 Harry? What? 389 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,194 Ever since you told my brother you didn't like his sculptures, 390 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,071 he's been really upset. You ruined his confidence. 391 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,576 Will someone please rub that man's face 392 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,242 on that brick wall over there? Yes, Sir! 393 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,453 Thank you! 394 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,608 How would you feel if your hero told you your work stunk? 395 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,668 I am my own hero. 396 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,461 Look, even if you think he's terrible, 397 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,922 would you please come talk to him? 398 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,443 Say something to make him feel better. 399 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:12,967 I got somebody. 400 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,177 Good, put the freak over there. 401 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,930 Sorry, short on time. 402 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,223 Alright, let's get this show on the road! 403 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,520 Well, maybe Spencer will be a great dental assistant. 404 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,313 No, he won't. 405 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,104 Harry Joyner or no Harry Joyner, Spencer's quitting that job 406 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,776 and coming home right now. 407 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,986 Is this on right? I don't know! 408 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:36,323 ♪ 409 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,416 Wow, it's true! 410 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,544 They told us in dental school if you push a person's tongue back, 411 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,379 you trigger the spit gland. See? 412 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,761 Spencer! Hi, what are you doing... 413 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,055 We need to talk. Hey, you can't be in here. 414 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,682 I'm working with a patient. 415 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,223 Yeah, seriously, Carly, you gotta go. 416 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,311 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Carly? As in iCarly? 417 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,064 Ah ah? 418 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,983 This is your little sister with the web show. 419 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,527 Yeah, that's me. My kid loves iCarly! 420 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,821 Really? Sure. 421 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,031 You stay as long as you want. 422 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,084 Fun job? Why are you here? 423 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,211 To bring you home so you can be an artist again. 424 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,799 I can't put my heart into something I'm no good at. 425 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,340 And I really like being a dental assistant. 426 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,760 It's fun. 427 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,644 You need to go home. Good, take me there. 428 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,312 I don't get off work until... 429 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,528 Hello, Spencer. 430 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,864 Hi, Harry. How come... 431 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,034 Hey, you can't be in here. I'm working... 432 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,409 Wait. 433 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,453 Harry Joyner the artist? 434 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,999 Ah ah? Indeed. 435 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,044 Wow, I love your work. Thank you. 436 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:15,756 You stay as long as you want. Ah, ah-ha. 437 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,198 I'll assume that was a compliment. 438 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,215 Thank you. 439 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,055 So why are you here? 440 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,183 Carly came by my photoshoot today. 441 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:28,268 She told me you'd decided to quit being an artist. 442 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,521 Yeah, I have. It's okay. 443 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,896 It's not your fault my art's terrible. 444 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,359 Your art's not terrible. It's good. 445 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,904 Great, actually. But I thought... 446 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,989 Then why did you say you didn't like it? 447 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,033 Truthfully? 448 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,119 When I saw your work, I was jealous. 449 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,788 Jealous? Of me? 450 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,665 Your sculptures are better 451 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,834 than anything I've done in a long time. 452 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,469 Now do you believe you're talented? 453 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,224 Spencer, do the world a favor. 454 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,852 Be an artist. Okay. 455 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,483 Hey, uh, if you're as good as he says that you are, 456 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,485 how about you building me a sculpture 457 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:22,031 for my waiting room over there? I'll pay you a thousand bucks. 458 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,073 Done! 459 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,412 Um, would you like a little help with that project? 460 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,793 Wait... 461 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,463 you're saying you wanna work with me? 462 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,881 On a sculpture? 463 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,092 Only if you don't faint every time I talk to you. 464 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,595 ♪ 465 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,264 Do you think I have too much here? 466 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,431 Don't ask me. 467 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,267 Just use as much as you think you need. 468 00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:51,100 I want your opinion. You don't need my opinion. 469 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,938 I crave your opinion. I crave a hamburger. 470 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,274 I'll make you a hamburger as soon as we're done. 471 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,608 Alright. 472 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,818 I'm home. We're here. 473 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,236 Hi, guys. Hello. 474 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,821 Wow, you got home from school fast. 475 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,489 Sam's mom gave us a ride again. 476 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,949 That was nice of her. 477 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,201 Nah, she just likes dumping me here. 478 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,120 Freddie with you guys? No. 479 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,789 But since Carly's home, he'll probably be here in... 480 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,991 What's up? Zero seconds. 481 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,586 I would've been here sooner, but, uh, 482 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,713 I was helping my mom knit a sweater. 483 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,923 Any comment? 484 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,011 Please let me insult you once for free. 485 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,638 Nope. 5 bucks an insult. 486 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,889 Then I think it's very sweet 487 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,975 you were helping your mommy knit. 488 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,853 Impressive. You're just lucky I'm broke. 489 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,144 The sculpture's looking awesome. 490 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,939 That dentist dude's really gonna pay you 491 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,817 1,000 bucks for that? Paid in advance! 492 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,277 Cash. Sweet. 493 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,487 Since you guys helped me get my art career back, 494 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,532 40 for you, 40 for you, 495 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,785 and 41 for my little sister. 496 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,078 Aw, I'm special. 497 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,833 And now that I have 40 bucks... 498 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,210 you're a nerd. Thank you. 499 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,836 Your breath smells like dead feet. 500 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,252 No girl will ever want you. Noted. 501 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,173 I don't like your pants. Fair enough. 502 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,089 If you were a country, you'd be El Salva-dork. 503 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,968 Did I make fun of your butt yet? 504 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,594 No. It's oddly shaped. 505 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,930 So is your head. Awesome. 506 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,810 Remember my cousin Greg? 507 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,437 The dude who plays the flute and beatboxes? 508 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,649 You can see him play more great stuff at icarly.com. 509 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,651 So go check it out at icarly.com. 510 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,486 You gotta go to icarly.com. 511 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,863 You must go to icarly.com. 512 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,741 You must go to icarly.com. 513 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,118 You must go to icarly.com. 514 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,787 Please... go to icarly.com. 515 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:37,041 Mmm.