PREVIOUSLY ON "PRIVATE PRACTICE"...
YOU'VE BEEN DOWNGRADED TO ACQUAINTANCE. I'M MOVING ON.
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HAVING A DRINK WITH ME.OH.
[Sam] WHAT WE DID THE OTHER NIGHT? NOT A SIN.
YOU DO A LOT FOR THE PRACTICE.BUT I DO IT FOR YOU.
I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU JUST BECAUSE
I WROTE SOME THINGS ON THE INTERNET.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
UH, UH, PETE HELPED.
THEY SAVED A MARRIAGE.
♪♪♪
IT'S NOT ERUPTING.
IT'LL ERUPT. JUST WAIT.
[clicks button]
IT'S NOT ERUPTING.
JUST WAIT.
IT'S NOT ERUPTING.
TOLD YOU.WHY DIDN'T YOUR DAUGHTER DO HER OWN SCIENCE PROJECT?
BECAUSE WHEN MAYA'S HAPPY, NAOMI'S HAPPY.
I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING DIVORCED
IS YOU STOP BEING THE KEEPER OF YOUR EX-WIFE'S HAPPINESS.YEAH, RIGHT.
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BACK IN NAOMI'S PANTS?
N-NO. I AM NOT.
HER PANTS ARE HER PANTS.
DO NOT SLEEP WITH NAOMI.I AM--WHY?
OFFICE DRAMA. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE OFFICE DRAMA.
JUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SEAL THE DEAL WITH ADDISON
AND YOU COULDN'T SEAL THE DEAL WITH VIOLET...
I SEAL THE DEAL. OKAY, I... SEAL THE DEAL.
NOT THAT I'M SEALING ANYTHING WITH NAOMI,
'CAUSE I'M NOT SEALING... WITH NAOMI.
[cell phone rings]
CASUAL SEX WITH VIRTUAL STRANGERS,
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
YEAH, HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
ACTUALLY, IT'S WORKING OUT JUST FINE. I GOTTA GO.
W-WAIT...GOTTA GO.
I THINK HE MAY BE SMARTER THAN US.
ME, TOO.
♪♪♪
NEXT TIME, I WANNA BE BAD COP.PARDON ME?
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE DIRTY, BOSSY THING YOU GOT GOING.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LIKE IT.
BUT I WANNA, YOU KNOW, AS A MALE OF THE SPECIES, I--
UNDERSTOOD. STILL NOT GONNA HAPPEN.OKAY.
NOW UNLIKE YOU OCEANSIDE PEOPLE,
I STILL HAVE A BUSY DAY-- PATIENTS, UH, MEETINGS.
I HAVE TO FIND A NEW INSTRUCTOR
FOR THIS PARENTING CLASS FOR DADS TONIGHT.
SO UNLESS YOUARE APPLYING TO BE MY ASSISTANT,
ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS.
GOD. YOU KNOW, WITH THE LIGHTS OFF,
I ALMOST FORGET I'M HAVING SEX WITH CHARLOTTE KING.
ISN'T FINDING A TEACHER FOR DAD'S CLASS
KINDA SMALL POTATOES FOR A CHIEF OF STAFF?
I MEAN, A-A DIRTY, BOSSY CHIEF OF STAFF.
NO, SIR. BIG POTATOES.
ONE OF THE HOSPITAL'S BIGGEST MONEYMAKERS.
WE WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THE OTHER CLASSES IN TOWN.
YOU HAVE TO BE COMPETITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN.YOU WANT ME BACK TONIGHT OR NOT?
I WANNA BE BAD COP!
YOU'RE NOT THE BAD COP TYPE.
NOW YES OR NO?
♪♪♪
OKAY, FINE, YES.
♪♪♪
[shower running]
♪♪♪
[elevator bell dings]
I AM NOT AFRAID OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM.
WE ARE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
YOU'RE AFRAID OF TALKING TO SAM ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP?
Y-YOU WANT TO BE?I'M JUST SAYING SAM IS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A GOOD ONE?
I WAS MARRIED TO SAM. I-I KNOW HOW GOOD HE IS.
HE--HE IS GOOD.YOU MEAN "GOOD" GOOD?
YOU--YOU MEAN-- YOU MEAN BED "GOOD"?
NO. A-ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO.MM-HMM.
OKAY, I'M--I'M MISSING-- WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
JUST TALK TO SAM ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE GOING.YOU WON'T TALK TO PETE.
WELL, I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH PETE.AND SHE WON'T TALK TO COOPER, SO--
WE'RE SORT OF TALKING. I'M--I'M TRYING TO GET OVER IT.
HE'S NOT OVER IT. HE'S AVOIDING ME.
WHAT--WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?[elevator bell dings]
[Naomi] I...
[Addison] HELLO.GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.MORNING.
SEE? AVOIDING ME.
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO PETE RIGHT NOW.
HEY. WHERE'S THE HONEY?
UH--ALL WE HAVE IS THIS ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER CRAP.
FOOD SHOULD WEIGH MORE THAN THIS.
CAN WE... I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THINGS BETWEEN US.
YEAH. THEY'VE BEEN WEIRD.
JUST BECAUSE WE WERE BAD AT THE DATING THING
DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE
AROUND EACH OTHER.
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.FRIENDS?
YEAH. I HEAR GROWN-UPS DO IT ALL THE TIME.
DONE.
SO...
OH, NO. WE DON'T HAVE TO START RIGHT NOW.
GOOD.
HEY, MY OFFICE IS FREEZING.
IT'S FROZEN IN THERE.
I NEED MY LABS FOR MY 10:00.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO GET THEM. WAIT, SOMETHING IS OFF TODAY.
WHAT IS--WHAT IS OFF?UM...
[lowers voice] JUST BECAUSE ADDISON FOUND OUT ABOUT US,
YOU DIDN'T TELL HER, LIKE, EVERY LITTLE DETAIL, DID YOU?
AND SHE DIDN'T TELL EVERYBODY ELSE, RIGHT?WELL, NO.
OKAY.WHY?
NO, IT'S JUST, UH, COOPER WAS ACTING LIKE MAYBE
HE KNEW--MY OFFICE SMELLS LIKE A DEAD RAT.
EXCUSE ME?NO ONE TOOK OUT THE TRASH.
[telephone ringing]WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY?
I'M HERE. I'M HERE.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, IT'S FINE. UH, SORT OF.
IS IT POSSIBLE YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING MEDICAL?
YEAH, SURE. WHAT IS IT?
UM, IT'S MY PA PA. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
YOUR PA PA?YEAH.
[lowers voice] PLEASE TELL ME THAT
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU CALL YOUR--
N-NO, NO.OKAY.
UM, MY--MY GRANDFATHER. UM, AND HIS FRIEND NATE.
I THINK THEY'RE BEING ABUSED AT THEIR NURSING HOME.
THE VAGINISMUS-- IS IT RECURRING?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
ONCE YOU GOT US GOING, OUR SEX HAS BEEN--
UNBELIEVABLE. I MEAN, REALLY... [laughs]
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT LIKE CRAZY FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
I'VE PEED ON I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY STICKS. NOTHING.
SOMETHING'S JUST NOT RIGHT. I JUST KNOW IT.
I'M JUST A MESS DOWN THERE.
CATHLEEN, TWO MONTHS--
I MEAN, IT TAKES COUPLES TIME TO CONCEIVE,
SOMETIMES UP TO A YEAR.
I KNOW. I JUST... WE REALLY WANT TO HAVE A BABY.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A SPRING CHICKEN.
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO FIND GEOFFREY.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT WE CAN.
OKAY. I'LL, UH, CHECK YOUR F.S.H.
AND GET A SAMPLE FROM GEOFFREY
IF THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
THIS GRANDSON OF MINE WORRIES TOO MUCH.
EVER SINCE HE WAS A BOY-- WORRY, WORRY.
NO, HE'S JUST CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
DO--DO YOU SEE THOSE?
EVERY TIME I GO TO THE NURSING HOME,
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
AND LOOK-- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
THOSE ARE LIVER SPOTS, KID. YOU HAVE LOLLIPOPS HERE?
[chuckles] THEY'RE JUST FOR THE KIDS.
SO, UH, WHERE ARE THESE BRUISES COMING FROM?
I DON'T KNOW.HE SAYS THIS EVERY TIME I ASK.
HAS ANYONE WHO WORKS AT THE NURSING HOME
HURT YOU IN ANY WAY?THEY WOULDN'T HAVE THE NERVE.
I SPENT TEN YEARS IN THE MARINE CORPS,
FOUGHT IN KOREA--
I'D BEAT THEM DOWN.[whispers] WHAT ABOUT DEMENTIA?
WHAT ABOUT SLEEPWALKING? YOU, UH, BUMPING INTO THINGS?
WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT?
YOU ARE KIND OF A KLUTZ.WATCH IT.
OR WHAT, YOU'LL COME OVER HERE AND FALL ON ME?
LOOK, MY MEMORY IS AS SHARP AS A SWISS ARMY KNIFE.
ASK ME ANYTHING FROM 1945 ON, AND I'LL TELL YOU.OKAY.
YOUR GRANDFATHER CLAIMS HE'S NOT BEING ABUSED.
I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE HIM.
WELL, I'M NOT.
LOOK, HE--HE WOULD NEVER SAY IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT
WAS HAPPENING.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST WAIT AROUND AND HOPE I'M WRONG?
DELL, I'M READY. LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT.
SO LONG. SO LONG.
ALL RIGHT. SO LONG.
OH.
HEY.
DR. MONTGOMERY.
YOU'RE, UH... YOU'RE DRY.
UH...LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE ALL WET
FROM THE BIRTHING TUB.
YET YOU STILL RECOGNIZE ME.
YES. WELL, MY COP-HONED POWERS OF DEDUCTION.
I'M WAITING FOR DR. BENNETT. I'M HAVING HIM DO MY PHYSICAL.
OH, YOU'RE A PATIENT HERE?YEAH, I HEARD HE DELIVERED A BABY
NEXT TO A SLURPEE MACHINE.THAT HE DID.
SO HE MUST BE GOOD.YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS.
OFFICER NELSON?DR. BENNETT.
YES.I'M SORRY. UH, DR. MONTGOMERY WAS JUST DISTRACTING ME.
WELL, SHE OFTEN HAS THAT AFFECT ON PEOPLE.
COME ON. LET'S DO THIS.
HERE'S THE PITCH-- YOU AND ME,
2-DAY INTENSIVE PARENTING CLASS FOR NEW FATHERS.
YOU DO YOUR HOLISTIC BABY THING.
I GOT A LIST OF DAD'S THAT ARE ALREADY ON BOARD.
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS MAKE THE CALL.DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS YOURSELF?
YES, SIR. IT'S TIME WE GOT MORE AGGRESSIVE AND COMPETITIVE
WITH OTHER INSTITUTIONS,
SHOW THEM WHO'S ON TOP.
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GUYS TALKING TO GUYS.
WE--WE CAN HANDLE THIS.WE CAN TOTALLY HANDLE IT.
[Addison clears throat]COOPER AND I ARE GONNA TEACH A PARENTING CLASS
TO EXPECTANT DADS.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT A DAD'S CLASS. I COULD--
OH, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE GONNA GO TWOSIES ON IT, DO IT OUR WAY.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, THE INSURANCE ON THAT,
THAT COULD COST A LOT OF--IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
IT'S GONNA BRING IN $20,000 IN 2 DAYS.EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LEAVE COOPER ALONE.
[laughs]THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. GODSPEED.
SO, SO, HEY. WHAT--WHAT WERE YOU UP TO LAST NIGHT?
I CALLED YOU, BUT GOT NO ANSWER.
AH, I CRASHED EARLY.
[Addison] HEY, PETE.HEY.
HAVE FUN AT YOUR CLASS.
I AM BEING A FRIEND, OKAY? WE ARE DOING FRIENDSHIP.
[laughs] YEAH, I'MYOUR FRIEND,
AND YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT NICE TO ME, EVER.
WE'RE ADJUSTING, ALL RIGHT. JUST--THANK YOU.
WHENEVER WE GIVE EACH OTHER A HARD TIME
OR WE START TO FIGHT, I MEAN, THAT'S WHEN...YEAH, THAT'S WHEN
THE TWO OF YOU GET HOT FOR EACH OTHER.YES, I KNOW. IT'S TWISTED. BUT--
OKAY, AND SEE THAT'S WHY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ABOUT MY COP, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, I THINK MAYBE HE'S INTERESTED,
BUT THEN MAYBE I SHOULDN'T INFLICT MYSELF
ON A DECENT, UNSUSPECTING OFFICER OF THE PEACE.
WELL, MAYBE--MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MY TRACK RECORD WITH MEN LATELY,
HE'S PROBABLY A CRAZY.
[sighs]
WE CHECKED YOUR L.H. LEVELS, AND THEY'RE NORMAL.
YOU'RE OVULATING.GOOD. THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
WELL, WE DID FIND SOME FIBROIDS,
SO WE SHOULD MONITOR THEM JUST TO--I KNEW IT. IT'S ALWAYS ME.
FIRST MY VAGINA WAS LOCKED, AND NOW--
YOU SHOULD GET YOUR MONEY BACK. I AM A DUD.
THE FERTILITY ISSUE DOESN'T LIE WITH YOU.
GEOFFREY, WE CHECKED YOUR SPERM COUNT,
AND UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS VERY LOW.
H-HOW LOW?
THERE ARE NO VIABLE SPERM IN YOUR SPECIMEN.
I'M SORRY, GEOFFREY.
YOU'RE STERILE.
[Naomi] I KNOW THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR,
BUT THERE IS HOPE.
WHEN YOU'RE READY, THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS.
THERE'S SPERM DONATION, ADOPTION--
THE MAIN THING IS, YOU CAN HAVE A CHILD, A FAMILY.
NO ADOPTION.WAIT. I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE RULING THAT OUT.
WE'RE GOING WITH A SPERM DONOR.BUT, HONEY--
NO. YOU'VE ALWAYSWANTED TO BE PREGNANT.
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BABY OF YOUR OWN.
DO WE HAVE TO DECIDE NOW? IS THERE A REASON TO RUSH?
NOT TO RUSH, BUT, UH, FERTILITY DOES DECLINE
EVERY YEAR FOR A WOMAN AFTER THE AGE OF 35.
AND THE FIBROIDS COULD EVENTUALLY INTERFERE--
ALL RIGHT. WE GET IT. WE'VE GOTTA GO FOR IT NOW.
LOOK, THEY SAID YOU'RE OVULATING.
DOESN'T THAT MEAN WE'RE IN THE ZONE TO TRY?
THAT'S--THAT'S RIGHT. YES.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
CATHLEEN, I LOVE YOU.
IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT I WANT.
I'M SURE.
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH DELL'S GRANDDAD?
OH, IT'S JUST SOME MINOR BUMPS AND BRUISES.
DELL'S CONCERNED THAT THERE MIGHT BE SOME ABUSE GOING ON,
BUT NATE AND WENDELL ARE ADAMANT THAT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
WELL, DELL'S GRANDFATHER IS A WAR VET.
I THINK HE'D BE TOO PROUD TO ADMIT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.WHERE'S THE MOM?
DELL'S ALWAYS GETTING THOSE POSTCARDS FROM INDIA
AND CHINA AND ALL OVER THE PLACE?YEAH, I ASKED HIM ONCE.
HE SAID THAT SHE WAS A ROLLING STONE.YEAH, SHE ROLLED RIGHT OFF
AND LEFT DELL WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS.
WENDELL WENT INTO A HOME AFTER HIS WIFE DIED.
WOW. YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT DELL.SERIOUSLY,
IF DELL SUSPECTS SOMETHING, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD--
I JUST READ A PAPER ABOUT ELDER ABUSE.
IT'S WAY UNDERREPORTED.ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL THE NURSING HOME,
SEE IF I CAN GET AHOLD OF HIS MEDICAL RECORDS.
HEY, SAM.
TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT EARLIER.
OH. UH...
I JUST THINK THAT IT WOULD BE NICE
IF WE KEPT THIS THING PRIVATE.
WELL, SOMEBODY ALREADY FOUND OUT, SAM.
AND HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
OH.WHAT, ARE--ARE YOU AFRAID THAT THIS IS GONNA MEAN COMMITMENT?
WHAT? BECAUSE IF, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE ASHAMED OF HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EX-WIFE--NAOMI--
UM, NAOMI, I GOT THESE LABS FOR YOUR PATIENT--
JUST LEAVE IT ON MY DESK. EXCUSE ME.[sputters]
ALL RIGHT. SORRY.
YEAH.
JEEZ.
THEY'RE REALLY GOING AT IT LATELY.
ONE MINUTE, THEY'RE GRINNING, THEN THE NEXT MINUTE THEY'RE--
YOU THINK THEY'RE "GOING AT IT"?
SEX?YEAH.
NO. NO. YOU THINK SO?
AS MUCH AS THEY ARGUE?
ANGRY SEX IS HOT.
[scoffs]
SO I CALLED THE NURSING HOME,
AND THEY SENT OVER WENDELL AND NATE'S MEDICAL RECORDS.
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF INJURY REPORTS
IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS-- MINOR SCRAPES, BRUISES.
SO I WAS RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED.
WELL, IT'S NOT PROOF OF ANYTHING, BUT, YEAH,
YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED.
I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND CHECK THIS OUT.I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO, I CAN HANDLE THIS, OKAY?NO, YOU BROUGHT THEM TO ME,
SO TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE MY PATIENTS,
WHICH MEANS LEGALLY, I'M AS OBLIGATED TO THEM
AS ANYONE ELSE.I TOLD YOU, I-I DON'T--
DELL, I'M GOING.
[Cooper] ALL RIGHT, LET'S START BY PICKING UP OUR BABIES.
BUT WITH TWO HANDS.
MY BABY LOOKS LIKE CHUCKY. DO YOU WANT TO TRADE?
NO WAY.ALL RIGHT, NO TRADING BABIES.
ONE OF THE THINGS WE'RE TRYING TO TEACH YOU IN THIS CLASS
IS HOW TO BOND WITH YOUR NEWBORN.I DON'T WANT TO BOND WITH CHUCKY.
THESE BABIES ARE GONNA COME INTO YOUR LIFE,
AND THEY'RE GONNA SEEM SO SMALL AND FRAGILE
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE AFRAID TO TOUCH THEM.
DON'T BE. UH, THEY NEED TO BE HELD,
AND THEY'RE A LOT TOUGHER THAN THEY LOOK.
YEAH, I HEARD A BABY CAN EAT,
LIKE, HALF A CUP OF SAND AND BE FINE.THAT'S NOT--
AND WHAT ABOUT THAT BABY THAT FELL 11 STORIES,
CRAWLED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH?
IT'S WHAT YOU SAID, MAN. YOU CAN'T BREAK A BABY.[Cooper] YEAH, YOU--YOU CAN.
FROM 11 STORIES, TOTALLY BREAKABLE.
UM, WHO-- WHO'S YOUR PEDIATRICIAN?
YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T WE START WITH THE BASICS?
YES. UM... CHANGING A DIAPER.
WHO WANTS TO GIVE IT A TRY?
I'D LIKE TO TRY.
ADAM--OUR FIRST VOLUNTEER.
LET'S DO THIS. DR. PETE?
OKAY, GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR BABIES DOWN.
SUPPORT THE HEAD. SUPPORT-- NEXT TIME, SUPPORT THE HEAD.
[Dell] HE'S PROBABLY WITH NATE OR ARTHUR.
THEY PLAY BINGO TOGETHER.WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
HERE. [clears throat]
WE'RE LOOKING FOR WENDELL. HE'S IN ROOM 310.
YEAH.DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
UH, IF HE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM, I DON'T--
NO, WE CHECKED HIS ROOM. HE'S NOT THERE, OKAY?
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEM?
[sighs] THEY GIVE ME $5 AN HOUR NOT TO.
IF YOU CAN DO BETTER...
YOU THINK THAT GUY WAS JUST MESSING WITH US?
I SHOULD--I SHOULD'VE GIVEN HIM A 20.
[faint cheering]
YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH, I HEAR IT.
[cheering grows louder]
[all yelling at once]
[crowd cheering]
OH![cheering continues]
[cheering]
[crowd yelling indistinctly]
STOP, STOP! YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER.
WHOA!
[crowd yelling]PA PA!
STAY OUTTA THIS. THIS IS A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.
AND I DON'T WANT HIM MAKING EXCUSES
WHEN I KICK HIS BUTT.FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
EXCEPT YOU GROWING A PAIR.
OH!
[crowd yelling]
COME ON. GET UP. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
OH, NO. HIS HEART RATE'S DOWN TO 30.
I CAN BARELY FEEL HIS PULSE. HE'S HURT.
SURE HE IS. COME ON. GET UP, YOU OLD GEEZER.
GET SOME MORE OF THIS.NO, NO, GAME OVER. HE'S REALLY HURT.
WE GOTTA GET HIM AN AMBULANCE.
I NEED TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL NOW.
[Cooper] GOOD FIRST DAY, YOU GUYS.
CHECK YOUR BABIES AT THE DOOR.
GUYS, UH, THAT WAS AMAZING.
UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THERE'S ANY HOMEWORK.NO, NO HOMEWORK.
YOU KNOW, ADAM, YOUR ENERGY IS GREAT FOR THIS CLASS,
AND IT'S OKAY TO BE NERVOUS.
THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL FOR A FIRST-TIME DAD.OH, THANKS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY NOT A DAD.
I'M JUST HERE FOR JACK.JACK IS YOUR PARTNER?
OH, NO, NO. WELL, HE'S A PARTNER AT THE FIRM, OF COURSE,
BUT I'M JUST HIS ASSISTANT.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TAKING THE CLASS.JACK IS YOUR BOSS?
YEAH.HE SENT-- HE SENT HIS ASSISTANT.
WELL, SECOND ASSISTANT, ACTUALLY, BUT, UH, NOT FOR LONG,
THANKS TO THIS CLASS.YOU NEED TO TELL HIM TO BE HERE.
OH, NO. NO, NO, I COULDN'T TELL HIM THAT.
HE'LL DESTROY ME OR HAVE ME DESTROYED.
LOOK, PLEASE J--ADAM, THE ONLY REQUIREMENT FOR THIS DAD'S CLASS
IS YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA BE A DAD,
SO IF YOUR BOSS WANTS TO TAKE THE CLASS,
HE HAS TO ATTEND HIMSELF.
HEY, YOU'RE STILL HERE?
[sighs] CATHLEEN WENT BACK
FOR ONE MORE LOOK AT THE SPERM DONOR BOOK.
SHE'S HOPING SOMETHING WILL CLICK.
I'M GONNA GIVE HER THIS BABY.
I BELIEVE YOU.
YOU'RE DETERMINED.
BUT...
WHY SODETERMINED?
CATHLEEN NEVER ASKS FOR MUCH.
I PROMISED HER A HAPPY LIFE.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GET OVER YOURSELF
IN ORDER TO DO THAT.
WELL, I WONDER HOW CATHLEEN WOULD FEEL ABOUT THAT--
YOU DISREGARDING YOUR OWN FEELINGS
TO GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.
SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT IT MUCH,
BUT CATHLEEN WAS ADOPTED.
I MEAN, SHE'S GOT GREAT PARENTS, BUT...
I WANTED TO GIVE HER WHAT I HAD,
YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY.
THEY'RE CRAZY, BUT...
IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT SHE GETS TO HAVE
ONE PERSON IN HER LIFE THAT LOOKS LIKE HER.
BUT WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT, GEOFFREY?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU...
GO HOME, GET SOME SLEEP, THINK ABOUT IT,
AND THEN START OVER TOMORROW?
H-HOW IS HE?
WELL, HE, UH, HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
WE'RE TRYING TO REOPEN HIS BLOCKED VESSELS.
I DID THAT? I-I DID THAT TO HIM?
WELL, I'M SURE IT DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU DECKED HIM,
BUT, UH, WE CAN'T SAY RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WE--WE DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANYONE TO GET HURT.
OKAY, THEN WHY DID YOU HIT EACH OTHER?
WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
THE DAYS THERE...
YOU--YOU CAN'T TELL ONE FROM ANOTHER.
ME, NATE-- WE WERE ALL GOING CRAZY.
YEAH, WELL, THAT PART'S OBVIOUS.
DELL, MAYBE YOUR GRANDDAD, HE--HE JUST NEEDS A MINUTE--I GOT IT.
I NEED YOU TO SWEAR, OKAY? NO MORE OF THIS.
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW IT'S OVER?
DELL...
[sighs]
OLD MAN FIGHT CLUB?
OH, YEAH.
WENDELL WAS THE RINGLEADER, TOO.
KNOCKED THE HELL OUT OF HIS FRIEND,
WHO'S ACTUALLY NOT DOING TOO WELL NOW.
WELL, IT'S AMAZING
WHAT SOME PEOPLE WILL DO TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES.YEAH. COME HERE.
WHAT? OH.
OOH. OOH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HMM? I'M JUST ENTERTAINING MYSELF.
AND YOU. TRYING AT LEAST.NO.
COME HERE.NO.
SHH, SHH, SHH.SAM, NO, NO.
WHAT?
NO.
I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR... SECRET LOVER.
OH, COME ON, NAOMI.
YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO SPICE THINGS UP
NOW THAT WE'RE... WHATEVER WE ARE?
OKAY, EVERYBODY AROUND HERE,
THEY ALREADY WENT THROUGH OUR DIVORCE.
DO WE REALLY HAVE TO DRAG THEM THROUGH EVERY LITTLE DETAIL NOW?
THIS IS NOT ABOUT THEM.
THIS IS ABOUT THINGS BEING DIFFERENT
THE SECOND TIME AROUND...
IF THERE IS A SECOND TIME AROUND.
I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA GIVE UP THIS TIME.
OH.FORGET IT. I--
I GOTTA GO. I-I HAVE TO GET--WAIT, LISTEN.
I HAVE A PATIENT.NAOMI, WAIT.
NAOMI, UH...
YOUR PATIENT'S HERE.YEAH, I KNOW.
YEAH. YEAH.
OH, UH, DELL, LISTEN, I WAS LOOKING OVER
SOME OF THESE MEDICAL REPORTS FROM THE NURSING HOME--
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
EXCUSE ME?
YOU HEARD ME. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
NO. IT IS, OKAY?NO, IT'S NOT.
DELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT WENDELL--
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, OKAY?
EVERY TIME SHE WALKS AWAY FROM YOU, SHE'S MISERABLE.
AND I CARE ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS, OKAY? I CARE.DELL--
NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK,
BUT THIS ISN'T JUST A CRUSH, OKAY?
MAYBE AFTER SO MANY YEARS, YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN THINK LIKE AND--AND LOOK LIKE THAT
AND LAUGH LIKE THAT AND CARE?
ONE. SO FAR I'VE MET ONE.
AND YEAH, SHE'S--SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY,
BUT I DON'T CARE. SHE DAZZLES ME.
AND I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO HOPE THAT ONE DAY I'LL MEET
SOMEONE LIKE HER WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, BECAUSE I WON'T.
I LOVE HER. OKAY?
AND I GUARANTEE YOU I WOULDN'T MAKE HER CRY.
OKAY, UH... DELL, I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS RIGHT NOW,
SO I'M GONNA PRETEND
YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT MY WIFE.
EX-WIFE.
UH, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA DO MY JOB, BUT I'M DONE WITH DELL.
WHAT--HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
DELL IS A... DELL'S A CHILD.
SAM, WILL YOU CUT HIM A BREAK?
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I'M CUTTING HIM A BREAK...
A BIG DAMN BREAK.
WE PUT A LOCK ON THE BASEMENT DOOR.
THEY WERE TAKING BETS.OKAY.
THE WINNER WOULD WALK AROUND ALL PUFFED UP.
IT'S... WHAT A THING, HUH?
G-49.
[people murmuring]
HEY, PA PA.
NATE?
UH, THE SAME.
THE DOCTORS PUT A PACEMAKER IN.
YOU SHOULDN'T BLAME YOURSELF.
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
HEY.
STILL NO CLICK.
WHERE'S GEOFFREY?ON HIS WAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T GONE OVER THESE GUYS
A MILLION TIMES.HMM.
HEY.HEY, I THINK I'VE SOLVED OUR PROBLEM.
I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT DONOR.
YOU--MARK.
DR. MONTGOMERY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY BROTHER.
YOUR BROTHER?
HEY, YEAH. LET'S MAKE A KID.
[chuckles]
[Charlotte] SO IT'S TRUE.
I HAD TO SEE IT FOR MYSELF.
YOU STOLE MY DADS. YOU TOOK MY CLASS ROSTER.
I JUST HAD TO REFUND $27,000.
YOU KNOW HOW THAT LOOKS FOR THE CHIEF OF STAFF?
SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE SOMEONE'S BITCH?
I SEE. THIS IS A GAME TO YOU.
OH, AND IT'S NOT FOR YOU? COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE OFF FOR TONIGHT.
GAME OVER.
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE CLOSE, BUT CATHLEEN SAID HERSELF,
SHE DOESN'T SETTLE.
SHE HAS HER IDEA OF WHAT SHE WANTS.AND I'M THE NEXT BEST THING TO BEING THERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS, MARK?
I MEAN, YOU'D BE MAKING A CHILD.
WHOA. I'M NOT HAVING THE BABY.
I'M JUST GONNA BE DOING THE UNCLE THING.
IT--IT SOUNDS SIMPLE NOW, BUT SOMETIMES
DONATIONS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS CAN...IT GETS--
BE--IT GETS COMPLICATED.
YEAH.WELL, MARK'S NOT COMPLICATED.
I'M NOT COMPLICATED.
I MEAN, HE WON'T THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS.YOU WON'T?
NOPE. I PROBABLY HAVE A FEW KIDS OUT THERE
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALREADY.
[laughs] IT'S A JOKE.[laughter]
IT'S PROBABLY A JOKE.
THIS--THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT?
I MEAN, MAYBE NOT US EXACTLY,
BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,
I'LL BE IN THE MIX.
YES. IT'S JUST A LITTLE--
I-I KNOW, AND--AND WE DON'T HAVE TO AT ALL.
IT'S JUST...
NO. I WANT TO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'LL BE IN THE MIX, AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
HAVE YOU SEEN, UH, DR. MONTGOMERY?
NOT LATELY. DID YOU ASK AT RECEPTION?
[sighs] YEAH.
HEY.
YOU'RE BACK.
YEAH.
AND YOU MET, UH, PETE. MY FRIEND.
KEVIN NELSON. HI.
I CAME TO PICK UP MY MEDICAL REPORT...
FOR WORK.UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW, THEY CAN JUST E-MAIL THAT TO YOU.
[clears throat]
[laughs]
THEY CAN KIND OF... E-MAIL YOU.
OKAY. UH, I THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE YOU AND...
[police radio chatter]
UH...
MM.
I'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS.
OKAY. IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
PLEASE.
LOOK, I WON'T BE A DISTURBANCE.
AND IF YOU CAN, UH, JUST TALK INTO THE MIKE.
[chuckles]
YEAH, NO. SORRY, DUDE.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL JACK?
HE'LL FIRE ME.
LOOK, AND AFTER ALL THOSE PRENATAL CLASSES WITH HIS WIFE
AND DECORATING THE NURSERY, I JUST--HEY, HOW ABOUT I TELL HIM SOMETHING?
NO, DON'T.YOUR WIFE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY, JACK.
SO PUT DOWN THE BlackBerry,
STOP SENDING ADAM TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK
AND GET OVER HERE.
GOT THAT, JACKASS?
OKAY, USING A SPECULUM,
I'M GOING TO INSERT A CATHETER
INTO YOUR UTERUS,
WHERE THE SPERM WILL BE RELEASED.
MARK'S STUFF--
IT WAS REALLY OKAY?OH, YEAH, IT WAS EXCELLENT.
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF LITTLE GUYS.
SO WITH ANY LUCK, THE "STUFF" WILL SWIM RIGHT TO YOUR EGG,
AND PRESTO-- YOU SHOULD HAVE AN EMBRYO.
YAY.
ALL RIGHT.
AND HERE WE GO.
NO!NO!
I CAN'T. I CAN'T HAVE MARK INSIDE ME,
THIS BROTHER SPERM TRAVELING TO MY UTERUS.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
HONESTLY, I LOVE YOUR BROTHER, BUT--HE'S KIND OF A JERK.
HE'S KIND OF A JERK. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THIS?
I'M TRYING HERE, OKAY? I JUST--[Addison] LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU,
THIS ISN'T RIGHT FOR YOU, AND THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY'S BABY BUT YOURS.
I'M SORRY.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
JUST GIVE UP, NOT HAVE A KID?
I JUST CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T.
THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY.
PLEASE.
PLEASE...
HELP US MAKE OUR BABY.
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT THE BROTHER WAS OUR SOLUTION.
NO, THEY WERE RIGHT. HE'S A JERK.
I WAS MOMENTARILY ATTRACTED TO HIM, SO HE MUST BE.[laughs]
THE SWEET BROTHER CAN'T MAKE BABIES.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT NATURAL SELECTION?
[sighs] WHAT WERE HIS LEVELS AGAIN?
UH, F.S.H. AND PROLACTIN WERE WITHIN NORMAL LIMITS.
HOW ABOUT TESTOSTERONE?
BORDERLINE. BORDERLINE LOW.
YEAH, BUT NOT NONEXISTENT,
WHICH MEANS THERE MIGHT BE A WAY,
AND IF THERE IS, WE SHOULD FIND IT.
SCREW NATURAL SELECTION.
GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR LIVES TRANSFORMED.
I PRESENT TO YOU... DIAPER B. GONE.
[man] WOW.[men murmuring]
I'M JACK GROSSMAN.
WHICH ONE OF YOU JERKS CALLED ME A JACKASS?
THAT'D BE ME.
UM, YOUR NAME'S JACK AND...
YOU WERE ACTING LIKE AN ASS.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
MY WIFE, MY WORK,
MY LIFE, NOTHING.
MR. GROSSMAN, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. HE--I KNOW THAT YOU PAWNED OFF A CLASS
THAT COULD HELP SAVE YOUR BABY'S LIFE
ON A GUY THAT MAKES YOU LUNCH RESERVATIONS.OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER, HUH?
I KNOW. YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY, OKAY?
BUT THE TOUGH-GUY ACT IS NOT GONNA WORK WITH BEING A FATHER.
IT'S JUST NOT.I'M DOING THIS MY WAY.
MY WIFE IS GONNA STAY HOME WITH OUR KID, AND I'M--OKAY, BUT YOUR WIFE IS NOT THERE TO DO YOUR JOB.
YOU CAN'T CHECK OUT, JACK. YOU GOTTA SHOW UP.
IN FACT, YOU HAVE GOTTA SCREW THINGS UP
BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE THE FIRST CLUE AB--
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE FIGURED OUT
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FATHER?[man] NOT ME.
WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW MUCH, BUT I KNOW MORE THAN THIS GUY.
[men murmur]
THIS KID IS COMING,
WHETHER YOU'RE READY FOR IT OR NOT.
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
YOU THINK IT DOESN'T KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT?
ALL I WANT FOR THAT KID IS TO BE SAFE AND TO BE HAPPY,
AND I'M DOING EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO.
I BELIEVE YOU. NOW DO MORE.
I MEAN, YOU CAME DOWN HERE TO YELL AT A PEDIATRICIAN,
SO DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH.
[men murmuring]
I GOT THIS.
AM I, UH...
I'M NOT FIRED?
NO.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE WATCHING ME DO THIS.
WELL, COME ON.
LET'S SHOW THIS GUY HOW TO ROCK THIS, RIGHT?[man] YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.OKAY, YES. SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE.
SO DID OFFICER MANLY MAKE A MOVE?
[sighs]
YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. RIGHT?
NO SEX TALK. THAT'S OFF-LIMITS.
UH, I DON'T USUALLY TALK ABOUT IT.
I'M MORE OF A DO-IT GUY.
OH, YEAH. GOOD TO KNOW.
AND THE OFFICER DID NOT GET A CHANCE TO MOVE.
MY MAN CHOICES LATELY--
HAVE BEEN ME?
AND TRUNK.
[chuckles]
SAY YES.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE?
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THERE HAVE BEEN MISFIRES.
DATING IS A NUMBERS GAME.
YOU GET OUT THERE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND SEE WHAT WORKS.
VOLUME DATING, THAT'S YOUR PHILOSOPHY?
MY POINT IS, MOST OF THE TIME,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND A RIGHT FIT.
AND SOMETIMES, IT'S THE LAST PERSON YOU'D THINK
WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY.
AND... YEAH, I'M OUT THERE.
GOOD.
GOOD ADVICE...
FOR US.
I GOTTA GO...
TAKE CARE OF CATHLEEN AND GEOFFREY.
SO WE THINK WE FOUND SOMETHING.
IT'S A NEW PROCEDURE CALLED TESTICULAR SPERM EXTRACTION.
OKAY, WHAT'S THAT?SPERM SEARCH AND RESCUE.
WE GO INSIDE THE TESTICLE
TO LOOK FOR A FEW VIABLE SPERM,
WHICH WE THEN IMPLANT INTO CATHLEEN'S EGGS
TO MAKE A CHILD.YOU CAN DO THAT?
YES. WE USE A SURGICAL MICROSCOPE
TO ISOLATE SPERM-PRODUCING TISSUE.
IF WE FIND EVEN ONE SPERM, YOU HAVE A SHOT.
WOW. THIS IS SO FRIGGIN' COOL.
IT'S LIKE RAMBO TIME.
I-INSIDE MY TESTICLES?
YES.YEAH.
I KNOW WHY, WHY YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME. IT--
WHAT? WHAT?
I...
OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
YOU DO?YES!
I WAS STUPID TO THINK WE COULD HAVE UNEMOTIONAL SEX,
OR ATTEMPTED SEX.
WE--WE CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. WE'RE FRIENDS.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS NEVER WORKS.
I WAS WRONG.
THANK YOU.
SO IT WAS THE SEX? THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME?
IT WAS THE SEX.GOOD.
[sighs]SO WE'RE GOOD?
WE'RE GOOD.
GOOD.
OKAY, GEOFFREY,
ONCE I GET INSIDE,
YOU MIGHT FEEL A SLIGHT PULLING,
SOME DISCOMFORT.
IF IT GETS TOO BAD, WE CAN STOP.
AND THEN IF DR. MONTGOMERY LOCATES ANY SPERM,
I'LL EXTRACT CATHLEEN'S EGGS.
YOU CAN DO THIS, HONEY.
I LOVE YOU, BABE.
OKAY, ON THREE.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE.
OKAY...
I'M GOING INSIDE,
TAKING A LOOK AROUND,
TRYING TO FIND THAT...
ONE SWIMMER.
WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING?
WHAT IF THERE'S NOTHING THERE?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THE HOSPITAL JUST CALLED.
I'VE--I'VE GOTTA GO GET, UH, WENDELL.
NATE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
ANYTHING?
NO, NOT...
WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?
I HAVE ONE? YOU FOUND IT?
MAYBE. I JUST NEED TO GRAB THIS.
COME ON, YOU BASTARD.
SORRY.
♪♪♪
GOT IT.
YOU--YOU DID?HOLD ON A MINUTE. WE'RE CHECKING.
♪♪♪
YEAH. THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S MY KID.THAT'S YOUR KID.
♪♪♪
NATE WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIS HEART. IT WAS SHOT.
IT WASN'T ME?
NO, NO. HE WAS LIVING ON BORROWED TIME.
♪♪♪
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW HE WAS YOUR FRIEND.
NATE LOST HIS WIFE, TOO.
AND THEN... HE WAS AT THE HOME.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE FIGHT? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
ON THOSE DAYS, YOU WAKE UP THINKING,
TODAY SOMETHING HAPPENS BESIDES THIS... DEATH MARCH.
OUR LIVES...
THEY CHANGE.
FAIR ENOUGH, WE'RE OLD.
BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE OVER.
♪♪♪
DAMN... IT FELT GOOD.
TO FIGHT?
♪♪♪
I HATE BINGO.
[chuckles][laughs]
SO DID NATE.
YOUR GRANDMA...
SHE WAS WHAT I LIVED FOR.
♪♪♪
YOU'LL SEE, WHEN YOU'RE LIKE ME,
YOU'LL WISH YOU'D FOUGHT MORE YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
YOU'LL MISS CARING THAT MUCH ABOUT ANYTHING.
♪♪♪
I THINK WE JUST MADE A BABY.
♪♪♪
[laughs]
♪♪♪
HEY. YOU WANT TO GRAB A BITE?
I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE, GET A PIZZA, MOVIE?
I HAVE PLANS, ACTUALLY.
OH, OKAY. BUT WE'RE GOOD?
WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
WHAT?
NO. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW...
NO.
COOPER, IF THIS IS WHY YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME, DON'T.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. I AM.
GOD. ONE OF US HAS TO ACT LIKE A GROWN-UP.
I'M HARDLY...
I STILL WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
IT'S NOT A BIG THING.
EXACTLY. SO DON'T BE A FREAK.
RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
GO.
DON'T STAND HER UP.
MM-HMM.
[Addison] JUST RELAX.
GIVE THAT ONE GUY A CHANCE TO SETTLE IN.
I'M GONNA BE A BIG OLD LUMP.
[laughs] THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
YEAH.
IS IT TOO SOON TO FEEL PREGNANT?
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE. JUST--
TAKING IT EASY.BYE.
HEY.
I HEARD YOU DID A GREAT JOB IN THERE.
YEAH. GOD, THOSE TWO, THEY MAKE YOU THINK
THAT IT'S WORTH SLUGGING IT OUT, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL HALF THAT GOOD.
THANK YOU...
FOR YOUR ADVICE EARLIER.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHO KICKED YOUR DOG?
I THINK I'M HELPING SOME OTHER GUY
WIN OVER ADDISON.GOOD JOB.
IT'D BE WEIRD TO PUNCH HIM OUT NOW, RIGHT?
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
♪♪♪
OH!
AH. OHH.
YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T COMING OVER.
YEAH.
AND THEN, UH...
THAT'S "GAME OVER"?
MM-HMM.
SEX IS BEST
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO KILL THE OTHER PERSON.
♪♪♪
YOU STOLE MY DADS.
YEAH. AND THAT MAKES ME A BAD GUY.
YEAH, A BAD, DIRTY COP KIND OF GUY.
LITTLE BIT.
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
SO ARE WE DATING?
IF...
DIRTY SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS IS DATING,
THEN, YEAH.
OKAY, GOOD.
DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO BE ON TOP?
NEVER.
♪♪♪
OH.HEY.
HI, DELL.
WHAT IS--OH, HERE.
OH. [laughs] THANK YOU.
THANKS. OH, HERE WE GO.
♪♪♪
LOOK, I-I DON'T HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER, OKAY?
BUT I'M NOT A KID.
I'M A MAN...
WHO LOVES YOU,
WHO'S GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOU.
♪♪♪
HEY. H-HAVE YOU SEEN ADDISON?
I NEED TO...
♪♪♪
OKAY? I DON'T CARE.
LET EVERYBODY KNOW.
♪♪♪
WHAT WAS THAT?
HE'S FIGHTING FOR HER.
SHE'S WORTH IT.
♪♪♪
HELLO.
HI.
I AM HERE TO SEE OFFICER NELSON.
KEVIN NELSON.
I'M A FRIEND.
I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND HIM.
♪♪♪
[rings doorbell]
♪♪♪
ADDISON?
♪♪♪