♪♪♪
HEY.
♪♪♪
WHAT?
YOU KISSED ME, AND THEN YOU WALKED AWAY.
MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD, HUH?
SO IT WAS A REVENGE KISS.
NO, NO, NOT INTENTIONALLY,
BUT THEN, UH, WATCHING YOU GET ALL SWIRLY SINCE THEN?
IT IS KIND OF GRATIFYING.
♪♪♪
I THINK WE SHOULD STOP KISSING.
OH.
♪♪♪
OH.
I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT ARE WE, 12?
NO, WE DEFINITELY ARE NOT.
WHICH IS WHY...
I...
DO NOT WANT TO BE JUST ANOTHER NOTCH
IN YOUR ACUPUNCTURE TABLE.
I WANT MORE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST SEE HOW IT GOES...
♪♪♪
TONIGHT?
♪♪♪
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
♪♪♪
[clears throat]
WE... WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT A CASE.
UH, SHE NEEDED A CONSULT ON THE...
LOCKED IN THE, UH, DELL VAULT, ALL RIGHT?
YOUR PATIENTS ARE HERE.
[laughs]
WE'RE IN THE DELL VAULT.
LOCKEDIN THE DELL VAULT.
[laughs]
WHO KEEPS STICKING BANANAS IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
I, UM, THAT-- THAT WOULD BE ME.
BANANAS NEED THE CLIMATE OF THE TROPICAL EQUATOR.
YOU NEVER STICK BANANAS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
SUSAN McCULLOUGH IS ON HER WAY IN.
HEY, HOW'D SHE SOUND?I BELIEVE HER EXACT WORDS WERE,
"YOU GUYS BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP."
BLOCKING THE TOASTER. HELLO.WOW, OKAY. THAT TOAST NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW.
SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO GET--DON'T SAY IT.
I WASN'T--I WASN'T GOING TO SAY "LAID."
[Addison] SO WE'RE INDUCING SUSAN TODAY, RIGHT?
YES. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HER
THAT WE FOLLOW HER LABOR PLAN.
THAT MEANS PETE'S STRESS-REDUCTION TECHNIQUES,
THE BIRTHING TUB.HONESTLY, NOT A BIG FAN OF THE TUB.
THERE ARE FLUIDS IN THERE--
BLOOD, UTERINE TISSUE, SOMETIMES FECAL MATTER.
OKAY,YOU MADE ME THINK ABOUT IT.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN THEY'RE JUST BIG AND WET
AND DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH.
I MEAN, THERE'S A REASON THEY DON'T USE THOSE THINGS
IN HOSPITALS.SHE'S MY PATIENT, AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT THE WAY SHE WANTS.
WELL, I'M NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE
BEING A, UH, BIRTH COACH.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO.REALLY? BECAUSE--
ADDISON, SUSAN WAS WIDOWED A FEW MONTHS INTO HER PREGNANCY.
HER HUSBAND JASON WAS A COP. HE WAS KILLED ON DUTY.
OH, THAT'S--
SHE'S HAD PANIC ATTACKS,
AND THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM DURING A BIRTH.
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY,
SO SHE'S ON HER OWN HERE.
I PROMISED HER WE'D TAKE CARE OF HER.OKAY.
OKAY, I'LL HAVE DELL GO AHEAD AND PREPARE THE BATHTUB.
UGH.
[telephone rings]
[ring]
YEAH.
Hey, Dr. Bennett. It's Sara Hill.
HEY, SARA. HOW YOU DOING?
Is there any chance you could do a house call now?
I kind of hurt my leg.
I'm afraid it might get worse, a lotworse.
OKAY, I GUESS I CAN RUN OVER THERE AND CHECK YOU OUT.
The address is 5600 Alverson.
And can you hurry?
SO YOU MOVED AWAY FROM THE MARINA, HUH?
[whispers] ALVERSON.
[normal voice] HELLO?
OKAY, UH, I'M GONNA NEED THE LIGHTS DIMMED,
AND WE CAN PUT THE BIRTHING BALL RIGHT HERE.
WHERE'S THE MUSIC I ASKED FOR? I NEED THE CD.
OH, I HAVE IT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX?
WE'LL GET EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF.OH, I KNOW.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN, AND WE'RE FOLLOWING IT.
BUT AS WE DISCUSSED,
NOT EVERYTHING IS UNDER OUR CONTROL.
BABIES OFTEN HAVE PLANS OF THEIR OWN.I'M PREPARED FOR THAT, TOO.
I WROTE DOWN ALL THE CONTINGENCIES.
DR. MONTGOMERY, IT'S BABY DAY.HI, SUSAN.
UH, AS SOON AS PETE DOES HIS RELAXATION THERAPY,
THEN I WILL BE BACK TO--TO ADMINISTER THE PITOCIN
AFTER YOU REMOVE THE PROSTAGLANDIN INSERT.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
OKAY. SO LET'S DO THIS.
[Cooper] OH, HEY.
COOPER!OH, OH.
HEY, MALCOLM, YOU GOT A GAME TODAY?
I CAUGHT A FLY IN THE TOILET!YOU DID? NO WAY. REALLY?
[laughs] GOOD WORK.PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP THEM KIND OF--
DOC, SPIDER WEB, 3:00.
OKAY.HEY.
HOW YOU HOLDIN' UP?HANGIN' IN.
UH, HER DUE DATE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER,
AND IT'S TIME TO STOP BY FOR A CHECKUP.YOU'RE HAVING A GIRL.
IT'S ABOUT TIME. I'M SO EXCITED.
DANNY, GIVE MAL BACK HIS MIT.
I'LL SHOW YOU BACK.
OKAY.COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM. LET'S GO. COME ON.
OKAY, THE BABY'S HEARTBEAT LOOKS GOOD.
GOOD.
THIS IS MY FOURTH BABY, SO I SHOULD KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW.
COME ON, MOM, HURRY UP. I GOTTA GO TO THE GAME.
TODD, TODD, TODD, HONEY, NOT IN HERE.
JUST A MINUTE, AND THEN WE'LL GO.
YAY!
ASHLEY, YOU MAY BE HERE LONGER THAN YOU THINK.
YOU'RE IN LABOR. YOU'RE HAVING THIS BABY NOW.
[boys groaning]
YOU LEAVING?
YEAH, SARA HILL WANTS ME TO DROP BY HER PLACE,
A LEG INJURY.UH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR PATIENTS ON THE BOOKS?
I MOVED SOME THINGS AROUND. I LIKE GETTING AIR.
I KNOW GOING OFF SCHEDULE IS SOMETHING
THAT'S HARD FOR YOU TO GRASP...
I CAN GRASP IT JUST FINE, THANK YOU.
OH, REALLY?REALLY. GO. ENJOY.
WHERE'S HE GOING?
HOUSE CALL.
WHATEVER.
HEY, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT PETE.
DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH ADDISON?
WHAT IS HE DOING WITH ADDISON?
OH, NO. DID THEY?
IT'S IMMINENT.
SO NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
ALL RIGHT. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS EITHER.
EXCEPT PETE ALREADY PROVED HE SHOULDN'T DATE AT WORK.
M-MAYBE ADDISON DECIDED TO ENJOY HERSELF.
MEN DO IT ALL THE TIME.
RIGHT, THAT'S--THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
IT'S EMPOWERING FOR WOMEN, ACTUALLY--CASUAL SEX.
IT CAN BE,
AS LONG AS THE BOUNDARIES ARE CLEAR.
AND I'M VERY, VERY GOOD WITH BOUNDARIES, AREN'T I?
NOT REALLY, NO.
BUT YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT THROUGH ME,
SO I'M GUESSING YOU'RE NOT HEARING A WORD I'M SAYING.
SO...
5600 ALVERSON.
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
SARA.
IT'S HIM.
THANKS FOR COMING.
YEAH.
I'M SO SORRY.
UH, ARE YOU OKAY? YOUR LEG...
I-I DIDN'T CALL YOU HERE FOR ME.
I-I CALLED YOU HERE FOR HIM.
FOR...
SARA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
[man] IT'S MY LEG.
WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?SHE SHOT ME.
SHE--YOU SHOT HIM?
NOT HER, ME. I SHOT HIM.
OKAY.
FIX HIM. YOU'RE A DOCTOR, RIGHT?
SHE SAID YOU WERE A DOCTOR. YOU GOTTA FIX HIM.
IS, UH, IS EVERYBODY ELSE OKAY?
EVERYONE ELSE IS FINE! EXCEPT FOR HER. SHE'S CRAZY!
SHE SHOT ME.IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I'M SORRY. I SAID I WAS SORRY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S BE CALM.
SARA?SHE WANTED A DOCTOR.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW THAT MAKES HOUSE CALLS,
SO I CALLED YOU.AFTER YOU CALLED THE POLICE?
SHE DIDN'T WANT THE POLICE.
OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY!
[elevator bell dings]
HI, I'M, UH, OFFICER KEVIN NELSON.
I'M HERE FOR SUSAN McCULLOUGH'S DELIVERY.
IS SHE EXPECTING YOU?NO, I'M JUST HERE, UH, TO SUPPORT SUSAN.
SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY,
BUT I WANTED TO COME DOWN IN CASE, UH, UH,
UH, SHE CHANGED HER MIND.I'LL LET HER KNOW.
THANK YOU.YOU WAITING TO SEE A DOCTOR?
NO, I'M JUST HERE TO SUPPORT A FRIEND.
I'M A POLICE OFFICER. KEVIN NELSON.
OFFICER KEVIN NELSON.
ADDISON MONTGOMERY.
DOCTOR... [laughs] ADDISON MONTGOMERY.
NICE TO MEET YOU, DOCTOR.
OKAY.
[instrumental music playing]
[exhales deeply]
[knocks on door] UH, MS. McCULLOUGH,
THERE'S AN OFFICER KEVIN NELSON HERE FOR YOU.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
UH... I...
HE WAS JASON'S PARTNER.
WELL, THAT'S NICE OF HIM TO COME CHECK ON YOU,
ISN'T IT?
IT IS, BUT... HE'S GONNA GET EMOTIONAL,
TURN THIS INTO A MEMORIAL FOR JASON.
I DON'T WANT THAT. JASON WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED THAT.
THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT THE BABY.
CAN YOU JUST TELL HIM I'M FINE?
HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK.
[breathing rapidly]
YOU OKAY?
UM... YEAH.
I JUST... FEEL A LITTLE ANXIOUS.
HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
GOD.
REMEMBER THE VISUALIZATIONS WE WORKED ON?
FOCUS ON THOSE IMAGES.
OKAY?
WE'RE FOLLOWING THE PLAN.
EVERYTHING'S RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
OKAY.
I'M FINE. I'M TOTALLY FINE.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX--
I MEAN, WHEN THERE'S NO ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT,
WHICH IS NEVER--YES, THANK YOU.
I JUST WANTED AN APPLE, BUT NOW I GET TO TALK ABOUT
THE FACT THAT I'M AN EMOTIONAL DWARF?NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT ABOUT THAT I SAID THAT YOU NEEDED TO GET LAID,
WHICH I DIDN'TSAY... VERBALLY?
NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN-- I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS.
WHEN YOU DO IT,
IT'S JUST NO-NONSENSE, UNCOMPLICATED SEX, RIGHT?
JUST SIMPLE, STRESS-REDUCING FUN.
THAT'S THE IDEA.
WHAT, ARE YOU ASKING ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?
YEAH. WHY NOT?
YOU AND ME-- FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, TONIGHT.
I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM--I'M STRESSED OUT, AND I JUST--
I JUST NEED SOME... [whispers] TOUCH.
[normal voice] AND YOU'RE PERFECT
BECAUSE UNEMOTIONAL SEX IS THE ONLY KIND YOU HAVE.
AND--SHH, SHH, SHH.
WHAT TIME SHOULD I COME OVER?REALLY?
REALLY.
OH, HEY, COOPER, CAN YOU TAKE SAM'S 11:30?
I GOTTA HELP WITH--I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS. WHAT'S HER SCREEN NAME?
NO. ME AND VIOLET.
WHAT?
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS-- HER IDEA.
NO STRINGS, NO EXPECTATIONS, NO DOWNSIDE.
YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S SMART?GLASS HOUSE, STONE THROWER.
YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU DATED A DOCTOR IN THIS PRACTICE?
OH, THAT WAS FUN FOR EVERYBODY.OH, I DON'T-- THAT WAS ONE--
AND NOW YOU AND ADDISON HAVE THIS WHOLE WEIRD THING.
I CAN MAKE IT WORK WITH ADDISON.BASED ON WHAT?
"OH, ADDISON, YOU MOVED DOWN HERE 'CAUSE I KISSED YOU."
"OH, PETE, YOU FAKE DOCTOR. YOUR TOUCH HEALS."
YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH VIOLET FOR YEARS.
YOU REALLY THINK THINGS ARE GONNA BE THE SAME
AFTER YOU'VE SEEN HER NAKED?NO, I THINK THINGS ARE GONNA BE BETTER
BECAUSE I WILL HAVE SEEN HER NAKED.
♪ I'M GETTING LAID
[whistles]
ASHLEY, THIS IS DR. BENNETT.
THINGS ARE A LITTLE BUSY HERE TODAY,
SO SHE'S GONNA BE MONITORING YOUR CASE.HI.
HELLO. MAYBE MOMMY WOULD LIKE SOME TIME ALONE?
UH, HI. WE CAN HAVE SOMEONE WATCH YOUR KIDS
IF YOU WANT TO STAY HERE WITH YOUR WIFE.OH, NO, I GET QUEASY DURING THESE THINGS.
TRUST ME, HE'LL BE MORE TROUBLE THAN GOOD.
CAN YOU TAKE THE BOYS TO THE LOBBY?WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 'EM?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. JUST OCCUPY 'EM.
COME ON, GUYS. HERE YOU GO. LET'S GO. COME ON, GUYS.
BYE, SWEETIES.
UH, NAOMI, ADDISON, WE HAVE A SITUATION. [clears throat]
I-I TOLD THEM THAT SUSAN SAID NO,
BUT, UH, THEN A BUNCH MORE OF 'EM SHOWED UP.
[men speaking indistinctly]
UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I KNOW SUSAN DOESN'T WANT ANYBODY IN THERE,
BUT SHE'S PART OF OUR FAMILY,
AND WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ONE OF OUR OWN ALONE.
GUYS COMING OFF SHIFT, UH,
THEY WANT TO-- THEY WANT TO BE HERE FOR HER.
NOW I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE BIRTHING MYSELF,
BUT KEITH HERE, HE'S GOT TWO KIDS,
ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY, SO HE'S GOOD TO GO IN.
I... I DON'T THINK SUSAN IS GOING TO CHANGE HER MIND.
BUT SUSAN-- SHE'S--SHE'S JUST A KID.
YEAH, BUT SHE--SHE NEEDS TO DO THIS HER OWN WAY.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH, WE'LL WAIT HERE.
WE'RE STAYING.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I FEEL LIKE I GOT SHOT.
[knock on door]
WE'RE CLOSED.
AAH!
SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S, UH, IT'S BEEN AWHILE
SINCE I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH A-A BULLET WOUND.
HE'S MORE OF A MIND-BODY DOCTOR.
DR. FEELGOOD?
UH, YEAH. HI. HELLO.
MIND-BODY? UH... I NEED A DOCTOR.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S A GOOD COLOR. I FEEL A STRONG PULSE.
I NEED A DOCTOR!I AM A DOCTOR.
ALL RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BULLET MISSED THE ARTERY.
PROBABLY JUST NICKED THE MUSCLE. HE'S LUCKY.
I NEED A DOCTOR FOR ME.
MY WATER JUST BROKE.
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE THIS, PUT IT THERE,
AND APPLY PRESSURE, OKAY?WAIT, WAIT, YOU'RE HELPING HER?
WILL YOU SHUT UP? IT'S A FLESH WOUND.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. OKAY, MA'AM, YOU'RE IN LABOR.
ALL RIGHT, WE REALLY SHOULD TRY TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL.NO.
OKAY, OKAY. WELL, THEN LET ME JUST CALL 9-1-1.
NO, NO COPS, NO 9-1-1.
YOU'RE DELIVERING THIS BABY, AND YOU'RE DOING IT NOW!
OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M JUST GONNA MAKE
ONE QUICK CALL--I SAID NO COPS. DON'T TRY ANYTHING.
I SAID NO COPS!I JUST WANT TO CALL A COLLEAGUE
SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE HELP THAT YOU NEED.
PLEASE.
YOU DIAL, AND YOU HAND ME THE PHONE, OKAY?
OKAY, I'M DIALING. SEE?
[exhales]
ALL RIGHT.
DON'T TRY AND TAKE THE GUN. THAT'S HOW I GOT SHOT.
OKAY.
HEY, NAOMI, IT'S SAM. UH, I NEED YOUR HELP.
I'M ABOUT TO, UH, DELIVER A BABY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A HOUSE CALL.I AM. WELL, I WAS.
BUT THEN I RAN INTO A REALLY NICE LADY,
and she is in labor.
UH, H-HOLD ON, SAM.
HEY, DELL, I NEED YOU TO MONITOR ASHLEY MINNEHAN'S CONTRACTIONS,
AND YOU TELL ME THE SECOND SHE'S DILATED TO 4 CENTIMETERS.REALLY? A-A BIRTH?
YOU--YOU BRING ME IN AS SOON AS SHE'S READY TO GO.
OKAY?THANKS, YEAH.
UNDERSTAND?MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, SAM, WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU?
OKAY, I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW,
SO IF WE COULD JUST GET TO IT?O-OKAY, FINE.
Um, is she fully dilated?
UH, JUST A MINUTE.
I'M HERE TO MONITOR YOUR CONTRACTIONS.
ALL RIGHT.
UH, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS? ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
OH, NO, NO. I'VE-- I'VE DONE THREE OF THESE.
I JUST SAY A LITTLE PRAYER AND GO,
AND YOU JUST SIT THERE AND CATCH THE BABY
LIKE IT'S A FOOTBALL, OKAY?
OH.
[low voice] CAN I JUST SAY, IT'S A GOOD THING
THAT PETE IS GETTING ME NOW, BECAUSE I AM HOT.
I AM ON FUEGO.
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH COPS.
AND THAT CUTE ONE OVER THERE,
HE'S TOTALLY--WHAT?
SAM JUST CALLED.
HE'S DELIVERING A BABY.
HE IS?
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BIRTHS TODAY?
IT'S LIKE BABYPALOOZA.
GOD, HOW DOES HE GET HIMSELF INTO THESE THINGS?
I-I SHOULD JUST MIND MY OWN BUSINESS, RIGHT?
ABOUT SAM?
YEAH, ABOUT SAM,
AND ABOUT YOU ON FUEGO AND PETE.
YOU ALL--YOU ALL JUST... LEAP.
AND YOU ARE A THINKER.
SO... WHAT DO YOU THINK...
ABOUT ME AND PETE?
COME ON, NAI...
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
OKAY. FINE.
YOU SAID YOU WANT CHANGE
AND YOU PICK PETE?
WHAT, A CUTE DOCTOR BOY WITH NICE EYES?
THAT'S NOT CHANGE. THAT'S YOUR M.O.
YOU'RE JUST--YOU'RE RUSHING INTO SOMETHING NEW.
I'M NOT.
I'M... MAKING A DECISION, UH, TO TAKE A CHANCE
ON SOMETHING THAT FEELS RIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO BE ALONE.
SO WHAT IF I AM? SURPRISE, NAOMI.
I'M SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE HUMAN CONDITION.
I MEAN, LOOK, THERE ARE OTHER MEN--
I MEAN, THERE ARE MEN IN UNIFORM
THAT I CAN NOT BE ALONE WITH RIGHT NOW.
I DID NOT PICK PETE BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE AND LONELY.
PETE IS MY CHOICE.
YOU ASKED.
OH. OH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
THE BABY'S COMING NOW.
WHAT? NO, UM... ARE YOU SURE?
IT'S COMING. YOU HAVE TO CATCH THE BABY.
OH. OH.
OKAY.
OH. OH.
NO, NO, I-I CAN'T DO THIS. I HAVE TO CALL NAOMI.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME!
[telephone beeps]NAOMI!
SUSAN, YOUR CONTRACTIONS ARE FIVE MINUTES APART.
SO... IT WON'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER.
I'M READY.
YOU REALLY ARE, SUSAN.
YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS.
OH, GOD.
TODAY.
MY SON'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY.
[breathes deeply]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TIMING YOUR CONTRACTIONS. YOU BEEN HAVING PAIN LONG?
YEAH, SINCE I GOT UP THIS MORNING.WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
I WAS THINKING THAT I NEED TO ROB A CONVENIENCE STORE
BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY FOR DIAPERS OR FOOD
OR TO PUT A ROOF OVER MY BABY'S HEAD!OKAY, MA'AM--
THAT'S NOT A REASON.
NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T HOLD UP STORES, KELLY.
KELLY? SO YOU TWO DIDN'T JUST MEET TODAY, DID YOU?
THAT'S MY BABY YOU'RE DELIVERING.[Kelly groans]
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. [groans]
[baby crying]DELL...
IT JUST--IT JUST HAPPENED. I-I-I SWEAR.
IT WAS THE FASTEST DELIVERY I'VE EVER SEEN.OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, DELL.
OKAY, FIRST WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
IS WE'RE GONNA CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT, SEE? RIGHT HERE. YOU SEE?
YEAH, OKAY, OKAY.ABOUT A HALF AN INCH.
YOU GOT IT?THERE WE GO. YEAH. KEEP THE BABY LOW FOR ME.
THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. [singsongy] THERE YOU GO.
HOW IS SHE?[normal voice] OH, SHE'S GREAT.
SHE'S GREAT. SHE'S, UM, OH! SHE'S--SHE'S A BOY.
[crying]
CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S A--IT'S A BOY.
NO!
YOU SHOVE THAT BOY BACK UP THERE AND PULL OUT A GIRL!
[baby cries]
[baby crying]ONE GIRL. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
WELL, UH, YOUR--YOUR ULTRASOUND WAS QUITE A WHILE AGO,
AND, UH, MISINTERPRETATIONS CAN HAPPEN
THAT EARLY ON IN THE PREGNANCY.
I BOUGHT A LITTLE PINK DRESS WITH SOME LITTLE PINK SHOES
FOR A LITTLE PINK GIRL.
AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET SOME PINKNESS!
[crying continues]
ALL RIGHT, KELLY, I NEED YOU TO TAKE SLOW, DEEP BREATHS.
BABIES TAKE MONEY, DAMON.WHAT, YOU THINK I WASN'T GONNA TURN YOU INTO THE POLICE?
WHAT, YOU THINK I WAS JUST GONNA LET YOU ROB
THE PLACE WHERE I WORK AND NOT TURN YOU IN?YOU OWE ME.
I--YOU'RE CRAZY!I'M NOT CRAZY. I'M HORMONAL.
TELL HIM I'M HORMONAL.
UH, I THINK THAT MAYBE THERE'S A NEW WORD
FOR WHAT YOU ARE.
I COULDN'T RAISE THIS BABY ON MY OWN.
YOU WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY MONEY, SO I HAD TO COME AND TAKE IT.
YOU LEFT ME WITH NOTHING.
WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK THIS JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE?
I TOLD YOU, I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY.
BUT YOU LEFT ME.
YES.I LEFT YOU.
BUT I WON'T LEAVE OUR BABY. LET ME HELP.
I HAVE-- I HAVE TO JUST SAY,
IT SOUNDS LIKE DAMON'S AN OKAY GUY.
SO, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET--STAY BACK!
[Sam] WHOA.STAY BACK!
OKAY, EVERYBODY, STOP.[groaning]
JUST STOP.
WEARE GOING TO LISTEN TO THE LADY WITH THE GUN.
I CAN'T TAKE IT. OH. OH.
DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND?[groans]
KEEP TAKING THOSE LONG, SLOW, DEEP BREATHS, OKAY?
[inhales]
[exhales][exhales]
THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO.
ASHLEY MINNEHAN WILL NOT BOND WITH THIS BABY.
SHE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM.SHE WAS EXPECTING A GIRL.
SHE'S HORMONAL, SO SHE'S AT RISK FOR POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION.
CAN YOU TALK TO HER?
SURE. LET ME JUST MAKE SURE SUSAN'S READY FOR ME TO GO.OKAY.
MM.
MY PLACE, 8:00.
DONE.
I CAN'T RAISE FOUR BOYS ON MY OWN.
WELL, HAVE YOU, UH-- YOU HAVE YOUR HUSBAND.
HE CAN HELP.OH, YEAH, SURE.
YESTERDAY HE TAUGHT THE BOYS HOW TO BURP THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
NOT THE RIGHT KIND OF HELP.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO PUTS BATTERIES IN THE SMOKE ALARM,
THE ONE WHO PUTS THE COVER ON THE SWIMMING POOL AT NIGHT.
HAVE YOU TRIED TALKING TO PATRICK?
OH, HE SAYS I'M JUST BEING SILLY
BECAUSE NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS.
BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I MAKE SURE
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS.
ASHLEY... YOU ARE A GREAT MOM.
[sighs]
THE BOYS LIKE HIM BETTER THAN ME
BECAUSE HE PLAYS WITH THEM.
I JUST WANTED ONE GIRL
SO SHE COULD BE MINE.
AND THEN I WOULDN'T CARE SO MUCH
ABOUT HAVING TO DO IT ALL MYSELF.
WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOY FOR A REASON.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT MOM,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO RAISE YOUR BOYS TO BE GOOD MEN.
AND THE WORLD NEEDS GOOD MEN.
[sighs]
I WANT A GIRL.
WHOA. I'VE BEEN KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.YES, I HAVE--
ALL MY RULES-- BUT THINGS WORK OUT BETTER
WHEN I STAY FOCUSED, DON'T LET MY MIND WANDER.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR.
[exhales deeply]
YOU CAN'T REALLY-- I MEAN...
THERE'S NO PLAN FOR DOING THIS ALONE, IS THERE?
LOOK, THERE'S A ROOMFUL OF JASON'S FRIENDS FROM THE FORCE
HERE FOR YOU.
YOU COULD BRING SOMEONE IN.
THEY DON'T GET HOW LONELY IT IS
SINCE HE DIED.
PROBABLY NOT.
I LOST MY WIFE A WHILE AGO.
I'M SORRY.
IT GETS BETTER.
DOES IT REALLY GET BETTER?
OR DO YOU JUST BURY IT DEEPER?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LEFT THINGS.
THEY WERE GOOD.
HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS BABY.
HOLD ON TO THAT.
OH.
OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE. OW.OKAY.
STAND UP?
OKAY. YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
BREATHE.
[Kelly screams]
[Sam] THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S GOOD.
JUST LIKE THAT, KELLY.OW! OW!
OH, GOD.UH, YOU MAY BE FULLY DILATED.
HERE YOU GO.IS THE BABY OKAY?
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP, DR. PHIL.
WELL, NOT--IT'S NOT PHIL. IT'S FEEL, LIKE "FEEL GOOD."
OKAY, NEVER MIND.I WANT AN EPIDURAL.
OH, PLEASE.EPI--YEAH, WELL, WE'RE IN A CONVENIENCE STORE SO...
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.SHE'S IN PAIN. DO SOMETHING.
[panting]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. KELLY, LISTEN TO ME.
ALL RIGHT, YOUR--YOUR MIND IS A VERY POWERFUL HEALING TOOL.
SO IF YOU CAN RELAX YOUR MIND,
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RELAX YOUR BODY. ALL RIGHT?
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
SO TRY TO RELAX YOUR MIND.
I JUST WANTED A HOME TO RAISE MY BABY IN,
AND NOW I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING,
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO RELAX MY MIND!OH! OW!
[groans]WHOA.
OKAY, GOOD. YOU'RE READY TO START PUSHING.
NICE AND EASY.OH. OH.
I DROPPED IT. I DROPPED THE LIST.WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE KNOW WHAT TO DO.NO, I--YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE LAMINATED IT.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?WE DON'T NEED IT, SUSAN.
I NEED IT. I NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE. I NEED IT.WHOA, WHOA, SUSAN, STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
JUST GRAB ON TO THE HANDLES IF YOU NEED SUPPORT.
TRY TO RELAX. RELAX.NO, I CAN'T. I CAN'T PUSH.
YES, YOU CAN. SUSAN, THE BABY'S COMING.
NO, SOMETHING'S WRONG. I CAN FEEL IT.
NOTHING IS WRONG, SUSAN. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.WHERE THE HELL IS JASON?
YOU'RE IN CONTROL.
NO!JUST STAY WITH IT.
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! HE'S--WHERE IS HE?
[crying]OKAY, SUSAN.
SUSAN, THIS LITTLE BABY IS READY TO COME RIGHT NOW.
WE ARE READY, JUSTLIKE YOU PLANNED.
NO, NO. HE'S--HE'S...
SHH.
OH! OH!
OH, MY GOD.
TRY TO BREATHE.
MY JASON... MY...
[sobs] OH, HE'S DEAD.
OH, HE'S DEAD!
HE'S DEAD. HE'S REALLY DEAD.
[sobs]
AH! AH!
OKAY, SUSAN, SUSAN, WHEN YOU HYPERVENTILATE,
YOU LOWER THE BABY'S HEART RATE.
ALL RIGHT, IF WE DON'T START PUSHING RIGHT NOW,
THERE'S A CHANCE YOU WILL LOSE THE BABY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
[cries]
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
OH! OH, THIS WASN'T MY CHOICE.
NO! I CHOSE JASON!
I DIDN'T WANT THIS.
[breathing rapidly]
I DIDN'T... AAH!
AAH!
[Addison] SUSAN.
SUSAN.
SUSAN, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
OKAY?
I AM RIGHT HERE WITH YOU.
OKAY?
NOW... YOU'RE NOT ALONE,
AND WE'RE GONNA PUSH.
KEEP BREATHING.
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PUSH.
[screaming]
♪♪♪
[screams]
[Addison] GOOD GIRL. GOOD, GOOD.
GOOD. GOOD. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
NOW LET'S BRING YOUR SON OUT HERE, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. READY.
[groaning]
OH, GOD. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. OH, GOD.I CAN HELP.
YOU STAY BACK.YOU WANT TO KILL ME, THEN KILL ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THERE.
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THERE.I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE OUR BABY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN. S-SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
KELLY... I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
YOU TRIED TO ROB A CONVENIENCE STORE TODAY.
WHEN THIS IS ALL DONE,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO THE COPS.
AND THEY'RE PROBABLY
GONNA TRY AND TAKE YOUR BABY AWAY FROM YOU.
BUT I THINK THAT, UH,
THAT MAYBE YOU'RE LUCKY BECAUSE...
YOUR BABY'S FATHER,
HE REALLY WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD.
NO, HE LEFT ME.
OKAY, IF YOU WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR BABY,
YOU GOTTA PUT DOWN THAT GUN.
I CAN'T. YOU'LL CALL THE COPS.
I'M NOT GONNA CALL THE COPS.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME.
CAN YOU TRUST ME?
ALL RIGHT, THEN PUT DOWN THE GUN.
[groans]
[breathes deeply]
OKAY, NOW, UH, LET'S GET THIS BABY OUT.
YOU DIDN'T CALL THE COPS.
NOPE. I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS.
ALL RIGHT.[Kelly groans]
TIME TO SEE MY NEW BOY?
HOW AWESOME IS THAT? ANOTHER LITTLE DUDE.
HE'S--HE'S WITH THE NURSE RIGHT NOW,
GETTING CLEANED UP.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
I'M SORRY?
YOU DON'T--
PATRICK, HE, UH, HE'S RIGHT.
UM, YOU NEED TO HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE.I HELP.
I HANG WITH THE BOYS.UPSIDE DOWN, OUT WINDOWS-- THAT'S NOT ANY HELP.
HONEY.
ASHLEY REALLY NEEDS YOU TO NOT PLAY SO MUCH,
DO MORE PARENTING.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO GROW UP, TOO.
ME?
WHAT DID I DO?
YOU KNEW GOING IN
THAT THE ODDS OF HAVING A GIRL WERE 50-50.
YOU DECIDED TO POPULATE, AND THAT BOY IS YOURS.
YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET.
OR, IF YOU'D LIKE, I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF
THE MANY FAMILIES I TREAT WHO CAN'T EVEN HAVE A CHILD.
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU TWO READY TO SEE
THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY I DELIVERED?
[Patrick] YEAH.WE'RE READY.
AAH!
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REAL GOOD, KELLY.
THAT'S...
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
UH, OKAY. YOU JUST HANG TIGHT, KELLY.
HANG TIGHT. YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.
[Sam] Yeah, Naomi. There's a problem.
The head is out, but the baby's not delivering.
THAT'S SHOULDER DYSTOCIA.
SAM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RELEASE THAT SHOULDER QUICKLY,
OR SHE'S GONNA LOSE THE BABY.
You're gonna need forceps, you're gonna need anesthetic,
and you need to make sure--NO, NO, NO. I DON'T HAVE ANY EQUIPMENT, NO ANESTHETICS.
I don't--I don't-- I don't have anything.SAM, WHERE ARE YOU?
PLEASE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS, FAST.Okay, okay, Sam.
YOU NEED TO REACH IN AND YOU NEED TO ROTATE
THE BABY'S SHOULDER COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
RIGHT NOW SHE'S PROBABLY--[Kelly screaming]
Okay, that's all I got time for.
I gotta go.
[dial tone drones]
[sighs]
OKAY, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME.AAH! OKAY.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ROTATE THIS BABY MYSELF.
YOU'RE GONNA WHAT?ALL RIGHT, NOW WE HAVE TO DO THIS NOW.
I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE, AND THEN I'M GONNA REACH IN.
ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS IS GONNA HURT.NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T.
GET BEHIND HER. HOLD UP HER LEGS.NO, NO, I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
COME ON. YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN. STAY WITH ME.
ALL RIGHT? YOU GOT THIS. COME ON.OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. YOU READY? OKAY, COME ON.
[screams]
ALMOST THERE, SUSAN. ALMOST THERE.
WE'RE RIGHT HERE. YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
COME ON.[screams]
[Kelly screaming]OKAY, OKAY. I ALMOST GOT IT.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
NOW THE BABY'S IN POSITION. ALL RIGHT, GO ON AND PUSH NOW.
GOD, IT HURTS. IT HURTS.YOU CAN DO IT. TAKE MY HAND.
COME ON. HERE WE GO. WE CAN DO THIS. HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.[screams]
ONE MORE BIG PUSH, SUSAN.
PUSH, PUSH. COME ON. THIS IS THE FINAL STRETCH.
IT'S THE LAST ONE. COME ON. COME ON.NO.
ONE MORE BIG PUSH, AND YOU'LL HAVE A NEW SON.
COME ON. PLEASE. DON'T GIVE UP ON ME NOW, KELLY.
PUSH. PUSH. PUSH IT OUT NOW.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.READY?
[screaming]
♪♪♪
MEET THE NEWEST ADDITION TO STATION 422--
JASON McCULLOUGH JR.--
8 POUNDS, 10 OUNCES.
ALL RIGHT.
♪♪♪
[laughs]
♪♪♪
[crying]
IS SHE OKAY?YEAH, SHE LOOKS GOOD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
[crying continues]
♪♪♪
GET THE HEAD, MAN.
[crying continues]
OKAY. UM...
I GOTTA MAKE THIS CALL.
TO THE COPS?
YEAH, TO THE COPS.
♪♪♪
THEY'RE GONNA COME AND--AND GET YOU AND...
OKAY.
♪♪♪
DID OFFICER NELSON SEE HIM, THE GUYS?
YEAH, THEY SAW HIM.
GOOD, GOOD.
YOU DID GREAT.
THANK YOU... FOR EVERYTHING.
♪♪♪
HIS FACE IS ALL SQUISHED.
SQUISHED FACE!
HEY, GET OFF YOUR MOM. GIVE HER A BREAK, NOW.
♪♪♪
HEY. HEY.
UH...
SO... WHAT TIME TONIGHT?
WELL, MY PLACE, 8.
GREAT. IT'S A DATE AT 8.
IT'S NOT A DATE, DR. SEUSS.
[whispers] IT'S SEX.
[elevator bell dings]
YOUR HELP WITH SUSAN, IT--IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
WELL, TO ALL OF US.OH, I'M-- I'M GLAD TO HELP.
WELL, THANK YOU, DR. MONTGOMERY.
ADDISON.
ADDISON, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN HAVING A DRINK WITH ME TONIGHT.
OH. I, UH...
THAT'S, UM... VERY NICE OF YOU.
I, UH, ALREADY HAVE PLANS.
[elevator bell dings]
MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. BUT, UH, THANK YOU AGAIN.
THANK YOU. UM...
I'M GONNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF NOW.
[sighs] I LOVE THAT FAMILY. DON'T YOU?
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, COOPER.
I WANT A BIG FAMILY LIKE THAT--
WHOLE BUNCH OF KIDS, LITTLE RUG RATS, YOU KNOW?
I WANT TO BE A DAD. I WANT--I WANT TO BE A--I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX HERE.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT KIDS OR BIG FAMILIES.
SORRY.
OH, YOU'RE...
WOW. YOU'RE NAKED.
YEAH, IT MAKES THE SEX EASIER.IT'S JUST-- I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU NAKED.
IN THE OFFICE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON.
WELL, YEAH. I-I TRY TO BE A PROFESSIONAL.
RIP OFF THE BAND-AID, COOP. I DID.
YEAH, I CAN'T.
Y-YOU HAVE TO. YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN ME NAKED.
I KNOW, AND YOU'RE... BEAUTIFUL.
I'M SORRY.
I TH-THOUGHT I COULD, BUT...
YOU CAN'T REJECT ME. YOU HAVE LOW STANDARDS.
YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS.IT'S DIFFERENT, VIOLET.
NO, IT'S NOT DIFFERENT.
I-I AM OFFERING YOU UNCOMPLICATED, UNEMOTIONAL SEX.
NO! I--YOU'RE NOT SOME RANDOM GIRL FROM THE INTERNET.
WITH YOU, IT DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING. IT NEVER WILL.
[sighs]
ALL RIGHT. GET OUT.
[sighs]
♪♪♪
OH, DAMN IT.
♪♪♪
[doorbell rings]
♪♪♪
HI.
OH.
OKAY. HI, UH, COOPER.
UH, I CAME TO TALK TO SAM. HE WASN'T HOME.
I JUST THOUGHT--I SAW YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW,
THAT YOU WERE ALONE.NO, IT'S--IT'S FINE. COME IN.
♪♪♪
PETE SAID YOU HAD A DATE.
YEAH, WE DO. WE DID.
UH... AN HOUR AGO, WE DID.
[sighs] OH, DAMN IT.
♪♪♪
HE STOOD ME UP.
HE ACTUALLY...
STOOD ME UP.
IF IT HELPS, I WAS COLOSSALLY STUPID TODAY--
I MEAN COLOSSALLY-- WITH VIOLET.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS--
SHE WANTED US TO... YOU KNOW, UH, TOGETHER.
AND?I COULDN'T. NO BENEFITS.
I JUST...
COULDN'T MESS WITH IT.
STUPID.
HUH. I THINK I WIN THAT AWARD TODAY.
NO, I AM THE MOST STUPIDEST.
STUPIDER. OR MORE STUPID.
STUPIDIEST.
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
♪♪♪
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER SOME PIZZA
AND GET REALLY FAT WITH ME?
YES, PLEASE.
[knock on door]
COOPER, NOT NOW.
I CAN'T...
PETE.
SORRY IT'S SO LATE.
WHAT'S WRONG?
♪♪♪
WHEN SHE DIED,
ANNA AND I HAD BEEN TRYING...
TO HAVE A BABY?
YEAH.
♪♪♪
HEY. YOU'RE HERE LATE.
OH, MY GOD. SAM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
UH, SHE HAD A HEALTHY BABY GIRL,
THANKS TO YOU.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW DO YOU--
HOW DO YOU GET THOSE BRUISES DELIVERING A BABY?
OH, YEAH. THE MOM--SHE HIT ME.
SHE HIT YOU?
WITH HER GUN.
WITH HER WHAT?
IT WAS SORT OF A-- LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
I DIDN'T MENTION THAT TO YOU ON THE PHONE?
NO, SAM, NO. YOU DID NOT MENTION THAT TO ME ON THE PHONE.
I, UH, DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WORRY.
GOD, SAM, YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
YOU--YOU COULD'VE--
I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE, SAM.
EVERYTHING IS VERY, VERY NOT FINE.
YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY A PREGNANT LADY.WELL, I--
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THINGS WITHOUT THINKING.
I--NAOMI, I--I AM SICK OF IT.
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY PERSON
IN THIS PRACTICE WHO THINKS... WHO THINKS AND THINKS AND...
♪♪♪
[laughs]
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