1 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,960 It's going. It's going. 2 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,200 And it's gone. 3 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,520 Whatever. 4 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,880 Maybe we should take a break. 5 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,800 That's it. I can't take this anymore. 6 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,400 I can't. I give up. 7 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,760 I'm sick of struggling for survival. 8 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,320 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow... 9 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,280 ...who always takes my nuts. 10 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,400 And I'm especially sick of this stupid... 11 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,200 ...stupid tree. 12 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,680 -What's happening? -Guys. 13 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,400 I think he made it angry. 14 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,760 I'm awake. 15 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,360 I'm up... 16 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,120 ...and I'm late. 17 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,320 Demo. Dave Seville. 18 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,440 Keys. Bag. 19 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,680 Pants. 20 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,720 I need pants. Pants are essential. 21 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,440 Claire. 22 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,720 -Dave. -Hey. 23 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,680 How's it going? 24 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,680 I haven't seen you since... 25 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,440 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 26 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,680 So I guess it worked. 27 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,200 What a fun day that was. 28 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,120 Let me guess. You're late for something again. 29 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,800 -Same old Dave. -Not following you. 30 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,840 You know, the guy who's always fooling around... 31 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,360 ...who can't handle a serious relationship. 32 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,520 That was the old Dave. 33 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,040 How about we get together, talk about the new Dave? 34 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,000 Tomorrow night. My place. 35 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,960 -I... -Great. 36 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,160 -No-- -You look good, Claire. 37 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,560 Where are we? 38 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:21,480 Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional. 39 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,440 Where did the mountains go? 40 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,080 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore. 41 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,600 Dave. 42 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,600 -Ian. -Hey, big guy. 43 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,600 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor? 44 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,520 -No. They never let me past the lobby. -What? I can't... 45 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,400 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville. 46 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,360 Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 47 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,280 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 48 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,440 It's no problem. We have an omelet station. 49 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,960 Omelet station. 50 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,320 Can I get you some water or a soy latte? 51 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,600 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 52 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,920 Maybe later. Thanks. 53 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,800 Let's talk about your song, Dave. 54 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,640 Well, as crazy as it sounds... 55 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,760 -...the original inspiration came to me-- -The song sucks, Dave. 56 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,280 -What? -Your song? It's awful. I hate it. 57 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:52,440 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 58 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,680 I need something new. I need something fresh. 59 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,040 -That is new. -The next big thing. 60 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,560 Dave, we go way back, all right? 61 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,160 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. 62 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:09,800 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 63 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,400 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 64 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,120 "Dave, you go right back out of this office... 65 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,960 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." 66 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,360 But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... 67 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,680 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 68 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:28,840 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 69 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,400 Ever? 70 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,960 Excuse me. 71 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,440 Can I get some of that water? 72 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,440 We ran out. 73 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,000 Hey! 74 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,520 -Out of the way. -Alvin... 75 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,560 -...slow down. -Move your butt, Theodore. 76 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,120 You stepped on my tail. 77 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,080 Last one to the door is roadkill. 78 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,600 I'm in. 79 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,160 What are these shiny things? 80 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,960 Theodore, we're leaving now. 81 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,480 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 82 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,040 Maniac! 83 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,000 Back to tree. Back to tree. 84 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,920 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 85 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,440 -Basket! Three o'clock. -Which way is 3 o'clock? 86 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,360 -This way. -Guys, wait for me. 87 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,800 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. 88 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,360 -Jump. You've gotta really want it. -I want it. 89 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,600 -I want it. -I can't hang like this all day. 90 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,680 Will you jump already? 91 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,320 Muffins. 92 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,640 Gross. Is this his house? 93 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,000 No. It's his garbage can. 94 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,800 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 95 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,400 As it came down to one-- 96 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,200 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 97 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,560 As the boa moves in for the attack... 98 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,680 ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 99 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,480 The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 100 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,960 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 101 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,520 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 102 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,320 Hello, gorgeous. 103 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,560 We've hit the mother lode. 104 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,640 --tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 105 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,880 This is the greatest day of my life. 106 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,680 Eureka! I found the cheese balls. 107 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,000 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 108 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,520 Cannonball. 109 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,800 Quick. Hide. 110 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,840 Hurry, you guys. 111 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,240 Did I put these here? 112 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,400 There you are. I got you. 113 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,760 He's been out for quite a while. 114 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,200 You guys, he's dead. 115 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,960 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 116 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,760 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... 117 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,880 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! 118 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,200 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. 119 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,960 I must be hearing things. 120 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,200 Oh, this is trippy. 121 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,480 Sir, are you all right? 122 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,600 Get back! 123 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,040 Squirrels can't talk. 124 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,800 Hey. 125 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,560 Watch it, genius. 126 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,160 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 127 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,560 Chipmunks can't talk either. 128 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,360 Our lips are moving and words are coming out. 129 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,360 This is not happening. 130 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,920 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. 131 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,200 So how's that working for you, Dave? 132 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,360 How do you know my name? 133 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,480 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. 134 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,920 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. 135 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,840 -You ever heard of a credit rating? -What's this thing? 136 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,760 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing-- Turn that off. 137 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,480 Sorry. 138 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,640 He fell out of the tree at birth. 139 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,880 Can all animals talk? 140 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,280 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. 141 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,440 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? 142 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,040 Dave likes to wear 143 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,880 Dirty underwear with little hairs 144 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,760 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 145 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,880 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 146 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,280 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. 147 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,680 -He's Alvin. -The awesomest one. 148 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,600 And I'm Theodore. 149 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,280 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 150 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,880 But we talk. 151 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,040 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 152 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,400 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. 153 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,920 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. 154 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,400 -Gotcha. -Hey. 155 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,160 Don't do this, Dave. 156 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,880 We can gnaw right through this door. 157 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,800 Hi. 158 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,400 Oh, were we disturbing you? 159 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,160 What, you guys can sing too? 160 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,400 That's not singing. This is singing. 161 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,360 This is amazing. 162 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,360 Here, everyone inside. 163 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,320 -There you go. -Thank you. 164 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,680 All right, here's the deal. 165 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,280 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. 166 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,200 No. Wait. Is breakfast included? 167 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,120 I can live with that. 168 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,320 What about TV privileges? 169 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,560 Okay, but not after 7. 170 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720 -Eight. -Done. 171 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,160 But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... 172 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,320 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 173 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,880 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 174 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,760 Yeah, you're our only friend. 175 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,840 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 176 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,320 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 177 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,280 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 178 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,040 -Yup. -And is that your music stuff outside? 179 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Yup. 180 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,480 Oh, no! 181 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,760 Hurry back. 182 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:33,720 So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse-- 183 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,680 -Hey, Dave. -Simon. 184 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,800 My bad. 185 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,480 This is my sheet music. 186 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,960 Alvin. 187 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,320 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. 188 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,520 -Killjoy. -Are you guys always like this? 189 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,240 We're kids, Dave. 190 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,800 Well, where are your parents? 191 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,000 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 192 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,640 Then they take off. 193 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,680 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 194 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,120 -I am Robert the Robot. -Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! 195 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,600 -It's after me. -Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 196 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,280 -Sorry. -It's a collectible. 197 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,800 -I got it for Christmas last year. -Christmas! We love Christmas. 198 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,080 Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 199 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,040 But we want to. 200 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,680 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 201 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,160 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 202 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,160 Yeah, maybe. 203 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,840 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. 204 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,520 Come on. 205 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,560 We start work tomorrow. 206 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,520 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 207 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,920 My tail isn't bushy till 9. 208 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,600 Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 209 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,400 I hope Christmas comes fast. 210 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,080 Me too. 211 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:41,840 Want a plane that loops the loop? 212 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,440 Loop. 213 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,240 Hoop. 214 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,560 Hula-Hoop. 215 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,040 Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! 216 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,640 What are you guys doing? 217 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,640 Nothing. What are you doing? 218 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,320 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! 219 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,400 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 220 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:05,440 -Hey. Where did it go? -Simon, this landed right in front of you. 221 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,200 You didn't see it? 222 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,520 How many fingers am I holding up? 223 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,080 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 224 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,000 -Wait, wait, wait-- -Hang on a second. 225 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,560 Six. Final answer is six. 226 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,120 Try these. 227 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,160 How's that? 228 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,320 Someone trashed your house. 229 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,880 It was clean when I went to bed last night. 230 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,160 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. 231 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,680 Wanna see what we colored? 232 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,520 Actually, I wanna play you something. 233 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,440 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's-- 234 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,480 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. 235 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,120 And we're not sharing. 236 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,560 Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... 237 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,560 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... 238 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,840 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. 239 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,240 Let's go. Let's get to work. 240 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,320 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 241 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,920 -I'll say we are. -Yeah. Let's sing it now. 242 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,880 -Ready, Simon? -Okay. 243 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,240 -Ready, Theodore? -Okay. 244 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,200 Alvin? 245 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,760 Alvin? 246 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,520 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. 247 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,440 Alvin! 248 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,280 Okay! 249 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,600 Christmas, Christmastime is near 250 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,560 Time for toys and time for cheer 251 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:54,040 We've been good, but we can't last 252 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,680 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast 253 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,680 Want a plane that loops the loop 254 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,920 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 255 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,480 We can't hardly stand the wait 256 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,480 Please, Christmas, don't be late 257 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,000 What? 258 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,480 Dave Seville's in the lobby. 259 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,360 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 260 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,560 That loser again? 261 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,360 -Dave. -Ian. 262 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,480 -Okay. -I've got something for you. 263 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,240 -It's your next big thing. -Dave. 264 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,120 Don't say anything. 265 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,640 What the...? 266 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,520 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 267 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,120 They sing. 268 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,880 No. They don't. 269 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,520 They do. Just give me a second. 270 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,600 Come on, guys. 271 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:13,080 Want a plane that loops the loop 272 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,680 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 273 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,960 You know, Dave... 274 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,080 ...some people might say it's kind of weird... 275 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,440 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. 276 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,520 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? 277 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,920 A grown man bringing another grown man... 278 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,280 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 279 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,560 ...who not only speak English but can sing." 280 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,040 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. 281 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,880 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. 282 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,160 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 283 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,800 ...that I have a lunch to go to. 284 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,200 I've got a lunch to go to. 285 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,400 What was that? 286 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,200 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. 287 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,040 I thought my heart was gonna explode. 288 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,720 We're not performing monkeys. 289 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,680 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 290 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,880 Well, how's this? 291 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,120 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 292 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,840 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. 293 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 We're sorry, Dave. 294 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,160 Yeah, that helps. 295 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,840 Never mind. I'm late for work. 296 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,240 Can we go with you? 297 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,920 What, so you can mess that up too? 298 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,000 You're going home. 299 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,600 Can I stand in your lap and steer? 300 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,120 Oh, can we at least beep the horn? 301 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,320 Never mind. 302 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,040 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. 303 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,920 But we're building the suspense. 304 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,000 -Here he is. -Sorry I'm late. 305 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,400 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial. 306 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,440 That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. 307 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,560 Right, Good-able. 308 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,960 Okay, here's the pitch. 309 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,040 We open on a group of lethargic kids. 310 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,200 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. 311 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,280 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. 312 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,040 Could she be flying a kite? 313 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,520 I like kites. 314 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,120 Good. 315 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,840 Okay, great. She's flying a kite. 316 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,240 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 317 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,560 She's tired and lets go of the kite. 318 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,040 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 319 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,560 -But not too sad. -Right. 320 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,680 So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar-- 321 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,640 It's my mom. Sorry. 322 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,120 -Hi, Mom. -A little situation, Dave. 323 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,240 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. 324 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,720 -Alvin. -Dave, help! 325 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,160 -What? -At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 326 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,440 Just stay calm. 327 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,040 And there goes Theodore. 328 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,200 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 329 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,080 I absolutely understand but-- Sorry, Dave? 330 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,560 Quick question. 331 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,720 How do you feel about an indoor pool? 332 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,960 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. 333 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,440 Out on the street, capiche? 334 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,120 Mothers. 335 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,680 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? 336 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,800 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 337 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,000 ...but then I looked again. 338 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,360 The "size of Theodore's butt"? 339 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,200 Why don't we come back to that? 340 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,800 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... 341 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,080 ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds. 342 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,680 "How smart Simon thinks he is"? 343 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,400 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. 344 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,720 Who's Simon? 345 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,760 -I didn't-- -Just move it along. 346 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,640 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. 347 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,760 Sounds good. 348 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,920 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late. 349 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,280 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 350 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,280 He got away. Well... 351 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,800 Guys. What's this about? 352 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,560 Obviously, Theodore's butt. 353 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,160 We told you we colored. 354 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,160 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 355 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,520 We didn't know. 356 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,760 -We're sorry, Dave. -Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 357 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,920 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 358 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,760 Why are my clothes all over the place? 359 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,360 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 360 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,000 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just--? 361 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,040 It's a raisin, Dave. 362 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,680 Prove it. 363 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,320 Okay, you got me. 364 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,560 I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? 365 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,160 -Alvin? -You owe me bigtime. 366 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,120 Alvin. 367 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,080 Come on. Come on. 368 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,200 There's this new thing. It's called knocking. 369 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,080 -Get out. -I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. 370 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,560 -Out. -I'm taking a shower here. 371 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,200 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... 372 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,520 ...today would be at the top of the list. 373 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,600 And it's still early. 374 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800 Clam it, sudsy. 375 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,880 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? 376 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:46,400 I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess. Thank you very much. 377 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,400 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 378 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:56,800 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 379 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,040 -Dinner. -So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 380 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,680 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. 381 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,200 That's half an hour. 382 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,160 Who's Claire? 383 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,720 Claire is Dave's mate. 384 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,800 She is not my mate. 385 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,600 She's my ex-mate. 386 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,840 Okay. This is great. 387 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,760 Dave. Dave, relax. 388 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,520 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. 389 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,480 Why am I having a hard time believing you? 390 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,400 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts. 391 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,280 -Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. -Like a family. 392 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,720 No. Not like a family. 393 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,840 Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move. 394 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,640 Right. 395 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,560 We also do offices and recreational vehicles. 396 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,160 What's that smell? 397 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,040 It's your cologne. 398 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,160 What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug? 399 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,880 We call it scenting the area. 400 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,120 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 401 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,280 The place looks great. 402 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,560 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy. 403 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,080 Yeah, I see that. 404 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,040 -Those bread sticks smell great. -Yeah. 405 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,280 So when's dinner? 406 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,560 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this... 407 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,600 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me. 408 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,880 Hold the phone, Dave. 409 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,040 -We can't have-- -No. 410 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,160 -Even if we-- -No. 411 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,840 -We thought it-- -And no. Look, in the other room. 412 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,880 Jeez. 413 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,440 What a buzzkill, man. 414 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,760 -I never knew you could cook this well. -It's all about slow roasting. 415 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,760 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush? 416 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,280 Well, I'm impressed. 417 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,400 -I've been seeing your photos. -Yeah, it's going really great. 418 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,520 How about you, how's your job? 419 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,320 Great. Loving it. 420 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,800 How do you think it's going? 421 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,200 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other. 422 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,760 Alvin. Dave said that-- 423 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,400 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. 424 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,720 And his assistant. 425 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,600 Get back here. 426 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,680 You know, this is nice. 427 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,920 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 428 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,920 No pressure. Nothing weird. 429 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,000 My stereo does that all the time. It's like it has a mind of its own. 430 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,480 You were saying? 431 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,840 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here. 432 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,720 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 433 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,200 A date? No. 434 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,800 The wiring in my unit is shot. 435 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,840 You should get an electrician to fix that. 436 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,040 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 437 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,040 Okay. 438 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,680 Could you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 439 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,000 Hey. 440 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,240 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin. 441 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,440 -Breath check. -Where's Al--? 442 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,480 Dave, are you okay? 443 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,920 Everything's fine. 444 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,280 Why did you do that? 445 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,880 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath. 446 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,240 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything. 447 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,200 I think I got something in my eye. 448 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,600 Here. Let me see. 449 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:03,840 Yeah. It looks really irritated. It's so red. What happened? 450 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,760 What was that? 451 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,160 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 452 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,560 -A rat? -Probably nothing. 453 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,680 Here, let's finish eating, huh? 454 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,480 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator. 455 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,960 -What? -Claire. 456 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,480 Dave? Dave? 457 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,560 -Tell her she completes you. -What are you doing? 458 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,520 -You got it, Dave. -Dave. 459 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,680 Dave, let go. 460 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,680 I'm sorry, Claire. It's just... 461 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,760 I lost my job, Claire. 462 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,400 And I guess I just needed a hug. 463 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,600 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened. 464 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,840 Well, this is gonna sound really strange. 465 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,800 No games. No fooling around. 466 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,360 -The truth? -Please, I'm begging you. 467 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,480 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks. 468 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,320 -You know what? -I'm not crazy, I swear. 469 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,160 You haven't changed at all. 470 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,680 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain. 471 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,960 Chipmunks. 472 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,600 You should've kissed her, Dave. 473 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,800 She wanted you. 474 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,440 Alvin, you're not helping. 475 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,720 Don't give up, Dave. 476 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,280 Go away. Leave me alone. 477 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,560 Dave, would you like a cookie? 478 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,120 I said, leave me alone. 479 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,240 Is it me, or was he a little mad? 480 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,120 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 481 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,880 He really did have garlic breath. 482 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,480 Yeah, well-played, guys. 483 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,400 ldea. 484 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,680 Who has cab fare? 485 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,960 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 486 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:22,440 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 487 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,640 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 488 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,080 ...when I can barely manage my own life. 489 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,520 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 490 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,720 That's what's best for all of us. 491 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,040 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but... 492 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,800 Guys? 493 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,160 Simon, Theodore? 494 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,960 Guys? 495 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,240 Alvin? 496 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,160 Alvin! 497 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,400 Simon? 498 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,840 Theodore? 499 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,320 Alvin? 500 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,920 Alvin. 501 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,160 Hello? 502 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,720 Hello? 503 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,120 Kids. 504 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,120 Christmas, Christmastime is near 505 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,760 Time for toys and time for cheer 506 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,240 We can't hardly stand the wait 507 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,560 Please, Christmas, don't be late 508 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,600 Welcome to Jett Records. 509 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,000 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9. 510 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,400 And not at all unless I know where you're going. 511 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,160 Were you worried about us, Dave? 512 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,120 No. I just need to know, that's all. 513 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,480 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 514 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,920 I need to know, okay? 515 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,400 Alvin. 516 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,480 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 517 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,240 -Sorry. -Kids, huh? 518 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,560 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 519 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,920 Three boys. 520 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,000 Well, some days are better than others. 521 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,640 And some days you just wanna close them in a box... 522 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,440 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? 523 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,360 Quick, hide. 524 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,160 Guys, what's all this? 525 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,160 Toaster waffles. 526 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,760 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. 527 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,680 -What? -Well, in case you didn't notice... 528 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,240 ...I don't have a job anymo-- 529 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,320 My song? 530 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,560 -All right. -Yeah. 531 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,360 -Hello? -Hey, Dave. 532 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,880 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 533 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,120 -Ian? -Tell me you've heard the song. 534 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,320 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. 535 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,800 How did you--? When did--? 536 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,840 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. 537 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,880 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 538 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,200 And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. 539 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,680 It's crazy. I gotta go. 540 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,040 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 541 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,560 We owed you, Dave. 542 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,160 So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? 543 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,520 Soup's on. 544 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,040 Alvin. 545 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,640 So, what do you think? 546 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,080 Cool. 547 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,960 All right. 548 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,080 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 549 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,600 No. 550 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,160 Dave... 551 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,600 ...are you awake? 552 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760 I am now. 553 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,200 I had a nightmare. 554 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,160 Can I sleep with you? 555 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,040 You won't even know I'm here. 556 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,080 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 557 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,640 Oh, okay. 558 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,840 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 559 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,640 -Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. -Come on, man. It's Christmas. 560 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,000 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 561 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,120 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up 562 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,320 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. 563 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,800 Wake up, lazy bones. 564 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,320 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 565 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,720 -Up and at them. -You can sleep when you're dead. 566 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,040 -I'm coming -Come on, Dave. 567 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200 Hurry up, Dad. 568 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,960 -Dad? -Dave. I said Dave. 569 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,520 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 570 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,800 -You want to open mine first. -Open mine first. 571 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,480 -No, Dave, mine is better. -You guys got me presents? 572 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,400 Of course. 573 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,240 All right. Simon? 574 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,320 Wow, it's a-- 575 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,880 It's a paper-clip compass. 576 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,240 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. 577 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,600 Me next. 578 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,280 Alvin. 579 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,360 -My wallet. -Do you like it? 580 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,200 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 581 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,280 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. 582 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,640 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. 583 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,560 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. 584 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,840 Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav." 585 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,760 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore." 586 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,360 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? 587 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,960 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. 588 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:26,040 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 589 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,800 I'm not your... 590 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,360 You know, your dad or anything, right? 591 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,320 But you're like a dad. 592 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,680 Well, not really. 593 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,360 I mean, we're friends for sure. 594 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,480 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 595 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,880 -Make us sweaters. -Feed us. 596 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,840 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. 597 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,080 That's what friends do. 598 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,640 So who wants to open their presents? 599 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,960 -Is that a trick question? We do. -Yeah. 600 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,880 -Presents. -Oh, boy. 601 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,360 Presents. Presents. Presents. 602 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,440 I can't wait to open mine first. 603 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,880 Envelopes. 604 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,680 They're savings bonds. 605 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,120 Cool. 606 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,000 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. 607 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,880 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 608 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,960 -Alvin, manners. -Thank you, Dave. 609 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,520 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 610 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,760 -Ian? -Who wants presents? 611 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,840 -All right. -Cool. 612 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,040 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. 613 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,640 Bring them on in, fellas. 614 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,640 -Oh, yeah. -Jackpot. 615 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,560 What are you doing? 616 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,720 -Taking care of my boys. -Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 617 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,800 Weird. What happened to your presents? 618 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,520 -Which one is mine? -That big one is for me, I think. 619 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,760 What did you get them? 620 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,840 Savings bonds. 621 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 622 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,240 You're in luck. Your uncle Ian came through. 623 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,160 -Cool. -Uncle Ian? 624 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,000 Is-- Is this for me? 625 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,600 No, it's for Simon. 626 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,120 -Theodore. -Oh, boy. 627 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:14,200 -And Alvin. -Thank you, Santa. 628 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,760 This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 629 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,360 Yeah, you're welcome. 630 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,840 And guess what, guys. 631 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,360 Uncle Ian is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. 632 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,400 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. 633 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,840 The whole nine yards. 634 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,120 -Awesome. -Sweet. 635 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,800 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single. 636 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,680 All right? Something funky and fresh. 637 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,040 -Peace. We out. -Bye, Uncle Ian. 638 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,080 -Merry Christmas. -Now it really is Christmas. 639 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,560 Mayday, mayday. 640 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,000 This way, this way, this way. 641 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,560 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming. 642 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,400 It is a very special night tonight. 643 00:48:54,560 --> 00:49:00,200 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 644 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,200 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 645 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,840 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single... 646 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:13,560 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. 647 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,280 Yeah, in the place to be 648 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,640 Chipmunks on the M-l-C "Witch Doctor" 649 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,360 Everybody, can they do it? 650 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,880 Can they do it? 651 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,040 Come on, people, let's get to it 652 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,200 Let's get to it 653 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,920 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 654 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,360 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 655 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,880 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you 656 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,240 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too 657 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,400 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do 658 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,960 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 659 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,920 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 660 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,400 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 661 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,080 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 662 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,240 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 663 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,080 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 664 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,520 Yo, DJ, pump this party! 665 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,520 Everybody, can they do it? 666 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,240 -Can they do it? -Go! Go! Go! 667 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,000 Come on, people, let's get to it 668 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,600 Go! Go! Go! 669 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,320 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 670 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,760 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 671 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,320 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 672 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,000 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true 673 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,520 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice 674 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,240 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice 675 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,160 He said to me: 676 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,400 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 677 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,280 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 678 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,320 You've been keeping love from me 679 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,280 -And that's not very smart -Not very smart 680 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:53,880 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart 681 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,400 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say 682 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,000 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do 683 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,080 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you 684 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,640 -Oh, baby, baby! -Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 685 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,800 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 686 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,320 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 687 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,120 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 688 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,040 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 689 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,680 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 690 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,200 Yeah. 691 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,680 All right, party people. You know how we do it. 692 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,840 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got. 693 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,400 -Thank you. -Thank you. 694 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,640 -You mind if I grab a few pics? -Claire. 695 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,800 -Not at all. Fire away. -Great. 696 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,680 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 697 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,640 -Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. -Hi. 698 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,120 -Hello. -Hi, Claire. 699 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,680 You're hot. 700 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,560 Forgot you guys haven't officially met. 701 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,800 So, Dave... 702 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,720 ...I'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you-- 703 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,960 That I was insane? 704 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,240 I totally understand it. 705 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,480 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner. 706 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:34,400 But look at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 707 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,640 You're like a family. 708 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,760 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 709 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,720 -Like, clear-the-room gas. -Does not. 710 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,440 He doesn't want a family. 711 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,400 Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table? 712 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,320 Don't take it personally, you guys. 713 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,120 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it. 714 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,920 Right, Dave? 715 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,960 Claire. 716 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:01,440 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 717 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,040 Hey, what do you think of this? 718 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,800 -What is it? -It's Alvin. 719 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,680 That looks nothing like Alvin. 720 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,200 Well, yeah. It's a prototype. We'll sell a million of these things. 721 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,120 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 722 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:26,560 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin. 723 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,640 -See? You love it. It's Spanish. -You know what? That's just weird. 724 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,120 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 725 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,480 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 726 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,960 I mean, forget about the music. 727 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,720 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 728 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,400 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne. 729 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,440 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers. 730 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,960 -I mean-- -They're just kids. 731 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,320 No, they're rats. 732 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,680 And they could make us both so much money... 733 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,360 -...if you just let me work with them. -I can't hear you, the music's too loud. 734 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,640 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose. 735 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,360 Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? 736 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,440 I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it. 737 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,120 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat. 738 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,200 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. 739 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,920 -Up top. -What's up, player? 740 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,920 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. 741 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,120 What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time. 742 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,680 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us. 743 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,240 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. 744 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,640 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes. 745 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,320 And you should be going to parties like this every night. 746 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,520 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep. 747 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:57,080 Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 748 00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:01,920 Dave's holding you back, you know. I could be making you 20 large a day. 749 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,600 -Is that a lot? -Yes. 750 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,320 Another thing-- I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you. 751 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,360 Look, behind your back, Dave calls you... 752 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,720 ..."the rats". 753 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,880 -Rats? -Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 754 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,760 Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. 755 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,440 And if there's anything you need, anything at all... 756 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,520 ...give your uncle Ian a call, all right? 757 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,920 -Oh, right. -Ciao. 758 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,320 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother. 759 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,960 Get a wheelchair. Move over! 760 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,680 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away. 761 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,840 Alvin. 762 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,280 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here. 763 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,480 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 764 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,080 Hey, Dave. 765 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,240 What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up. 766 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,000 We are. 767 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,560 -Who's that? -Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. 768 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,760 She's also a masseuse. 769 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,520 Come on, move over, road hog. 770 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,400 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane. 771 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,680 -Where did you get that game? -Uncle Ian. 772 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,680 Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy. 773 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,880 Okay, you know what? 774 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,720 That's enough. 775 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,680 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 776 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,120 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 777 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,200 Spit it out. 778 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,640 -Spit it out. -No. 779 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,480 Jett Records. 780 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,840 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 781 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,520 Could you give us a minute? 782 00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,240 Guys, look, it's hard, I know. 783 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,600 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're-- 784 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,640 Major rock stars. 785 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,560 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're-- 786 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,320 Major rock stars. 787 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,920 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 788 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,560 Well, Uncle Ian says we should always be happy. 789 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,200 Okay, you know what? 790 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,600 He's not your uncle. 791 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:31,320 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day. 792 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,600 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 793 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,360 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. 794 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,520 Just like storing nuts for the winter. 795 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,440 Oh, winter's for losers. 796 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,960 Yeah. Shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio? 797 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,960 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids. 798 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,560 -Kids, Dave, or rats? -What? 799 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,400 Well, Uncle Ian says we're like his family. 800 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,280 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much... 801 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,520 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 802 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,760 ...why don't you go live with Uncle Ian? 803 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,040 Dave? 804 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,280 Are you still mad at us? 805 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,040 Dave? 806 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,080 "Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but... 807 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,160 You should go back to your real home in the forest." 808 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,040 I guess he really does want us to go. 809 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,200 I told you, Dave. 810 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,240 I never lose. 811 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:22,920 Boys, welcome to your new home. 812 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,440 -Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. -Yeah. 813 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,760 Can we play with all this stuff? 814 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,240 Sure, why not? It's your house. 815 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,680 So, what are the rules around here? 816 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,560 Oh, I do have one rule... 817 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,720 -...that there are no rules! -Cool. 818 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,640 Four degrees elevation. 819 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,040 Six degrees azimuth. 820 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,080 Fire! 821 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,920 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 822 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,120 Don't make me laugh. 823 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,680 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 824 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,080 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 825 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,960 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 826 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,040 Sneak attack. 827 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,280 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 828 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,800 I'm finished now. Simon. 829 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,880 -Hey, give me that. -Let go, Alvin. 830 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,120 Oh, come on. 831 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,960 -You had a turn. -Who says you get a turn? 832 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,280 Give me that. 833 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,040 Simon! 834 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,360 -You got to try. -Get your mangy paws off of it. 835 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,760 -Scram. -I want it. 836 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,840 Alvin, you don't decide. 837 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,360 -Why didn't the airbags deploy? -Theodore, don't go into the light. 838 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,240 -Let's do it again. -Awesome. 839 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,280 -Playing hard? -Oh, yes. 840 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,080 Good. 841 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,920 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 842 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,280 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. 843 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,080 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. 844 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,160 -Yes. -Which reminds me... 845 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,080 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. 846 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:56,280 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. 847 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,240 Oh, my God, oh. 848 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,280 These would be great if I could see out of them. 849 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,160 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 850 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,720 -Shotgun. -Hit the road. 851 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,400 Alvin-- 852 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,320 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. 853 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,200 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. 854 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:08,280 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 855 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,200 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 856 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:13,320 Strong. Give me some booty. 857 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,600 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 858 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,880 If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. 859 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,720 Cut. 860 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,960 Here we are. 861 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,320 Okay? All right? 862 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,240 Hold it. 863 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,480 We're not done. 864 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,920 -You tell me. -Killing me. 865 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,040 -What do you want? -You are killing me here. 866 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,960 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 867 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,000 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 868 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,840 -What button do you want me to push? -Fine. I've got it. 869 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,600 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle Ian brought you. Coffee. 870 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,240 I love toffee. 871 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:44,760 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a-- Like a super cool energy health drink... 872 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:51,520 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. 873 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,600 Enjoy. 874 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,760 That ought to keep them awake. 875 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,880 -Get munk'd -Go, go, go 876 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,240 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd 877 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,120 Hey, hey, hey 878 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,440 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats 879 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:54,040 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats 880 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,800 Come and get munk'd with the Munks 881 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,520 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 882 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:04,200 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? 883 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,240 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. 884 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,080 This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. 885 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,760 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. 886 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,440 Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 887 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,560 It's all about today's edge. 888 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,840 Dave always said it was all about the music. 889 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,240 "Dave always said..." 890 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:27,320 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 891 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,240 It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? 892 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,200 What are you--? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 893 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:39,200 -Taffy. -Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 894 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,640 What do you do? 895 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,680 -Choreography. -I don't know what "choreography" is. 896 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,360 -What is that? -It's dance. 897 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:52,000 Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy--" Hello? 898 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:55,840 Who? Dave Seville. 899 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,400 Name rings a bell. A dead... 900 01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,800 ...broken bell. 901 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,200 -Just let me talk to the guys. -I don't think that's such a good idea. 902 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,680 The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. 903 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,880 -That's not what happened. -Denial. 904 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,320 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 905 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,920 You're taking them away for six months? 906 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,040 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 907 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,880 Twelve? 908 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:23,000 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 909 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,080 They're doing great. They're loving life. 910 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,680 Living large. 911 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,880 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 912 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,920 -They're happy now. -Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. 913 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,120 Put them on the phone. 914 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,640 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 915 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,720 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 916 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,000 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 917 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,640 -We'll send you a postcard. -Ian, you can't do this. 918 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,720 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. 919 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,760 -I'm gonna see them. -Look, Dave, I'm-- Wait. 920 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,000 -Ian? -Yeah? What? 921 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,080 -Ian. -I can't-- 922 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,000 Ian... 923 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,760 ...was that Dave? 924 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,600 Yes. Yes, it was. 925 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,320 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. 926 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,240 He's really, really happy. So... All right. 927 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,960 And is he coming to the show? 928 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:23,200 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 929 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:28,280 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 930 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,760 Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? 931 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,240 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 932 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,480 I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? 933 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,240 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. 934 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,080 Hey, captain, come here. 935 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,320 Listen. 936 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,880 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. 937 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:50,120 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 938 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,080 -Got it? Okay. -Got it. 939 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:07,960 Uncle Ian? 940 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,400 -What are you doing here? -Can I sleep with you? 941 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,880 I had a nightmare. 942 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,440 Oh, you had a nightmare? 943 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,640 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 944 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:31,960 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. 945 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:37,080 And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... 946 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,520 ...in five different languages. 947 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,400 But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... 948 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:47,880 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 949 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,000 So is that a no? 950 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,120 Guys... 951 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,200 ...I wanna go home. 952 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,600 What do you mean? You are home. 953 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,320 No, I mean, "home" home. 954 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,480 You know, with Dave. 955 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:35,160 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. 956 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:41,080 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 957 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,080 Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 958 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,640 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 959 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,680 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 960 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,840 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 961 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,360 It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... 962 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,840 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... 963 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:08,480 ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 964 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,000 That's it. 965 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,400 Okay. 966 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,920 You three sound like you've been gargling nails. 967 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,520 -I'll cover for you. -Thank you. 968 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,360 Can we get Wardrobe down here, please? 969 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,080 Well? 970 01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:53,760 I could give you a lot of fancy terms, but, bottom line, they're exhausted. 971 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:57,560 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something. 972 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,920 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 973 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,400 They need a long rest. 974 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,720 A long rest. Are you--? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right. 975 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,200 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so... 976 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,080 I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it. 977 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,000 Thank you so much. I will-- I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 978 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,280 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 979 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,120 Knock, knock. 980 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,800 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor. 981 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,920 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this. 982 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,520 So you're gonna cancel the show? 983 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,040 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 984 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:39,320 No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah. 985 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:40,840 Isn't that like cheating? 986 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:44,520 No, it's not like cheating. It's-- Cheating is wrong. 987 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,840 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it. 988 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,800 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them. 989 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:54,560 -Otherwise, people will know. -That we're cheating. 990 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,880 -No. -Guys, what other choice do we have? 991 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,200 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter. 992 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,280 All right, guys, tighten up. 993 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:10,560 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know. 994 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,280 Love you. 995 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,240 You know you got it made 996 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,520 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top 997 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,160 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler 998 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,520 Hey, gotta get that cream 999 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,040 You know you got it made When they send in a parade 1000 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,200 When you drop down Write a check in town 1001 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,000 All just for one day 1002 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,600 Gotta get that cream 1003 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:51,640 -Don't you know that's how they roll? -Roll, roll, roll 1004 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:57,160 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 1005 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,520 Baby, you know 1006 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:02,560 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks 1007 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:11,040 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 1008 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,520 Sorry. 1009 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:15,360 Come on, here's Theodore 1010 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,920 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid 1011 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:23,040 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say 1012 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,760 -Gotta live the dream -Take it, Simon 1013 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,440 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 1014 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,560 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 1015 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:35,320 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 1016 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,000 Dave Seville. 1017 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,520 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list. 1018 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:47,200 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 1019 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,280 -No, I don't think so. -He's with me. 1020 01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,440 He's my assistant. 1021 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,600 Okay. 1022 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,120 Thanks, Claire. 1023 01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,600 What's going on, Dave? What are you--? 1024 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,360 I gotta get my boys back but Ian's trying to keep me out. 1025 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,720 Your boys. 1026 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,680 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me. 1027 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,000 It's a good weird, though. 1028 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,440 Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you-- 1029 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:19,520 -Dave, your boys. We should go. -Right. Okay. 1030 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,400 How we roll 1031 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,920 How we roll 1032 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,320 Come on, can you feel it? 1033 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:32,600 -How we roll -Yeah, yeah, come on 1034 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,880 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 1035 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,200 -You're press, remember? -Thanks. 1036 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:43,040 Roll 1037 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,400 -Let's go, pal. -I'm a photographer. 1038 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,480 -I have a press pass. -You're out of here. 1039 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,520 Alvin! Alvin! 1040 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,320 Alvin! 1041 01:15:55,480 --> 01:16:00,040 -Dave! He's here. -It's Dave. 1042 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,160 What's going on? 1043 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,920 Alvin, what are you doing? 1044 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,800 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle Ian. 1045 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:16,160 -Sounds like a plan to me. -Me too. 1046 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,640 Come on, guys. 1047 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:26,160 Hey, Ian... 1048 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:29,880 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 1049 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,200 Here, hold on to that. 1050 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,280 Top of the morning to you. 1051 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,800 Get off my set. 1052 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,720 Are you ready to rock? 1053 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,160 Turn it up, girl. 1054 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,200 How we roll 1055 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:55,680 How we roll 1056 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,160 I feel fine. 1057 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:03,360 Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 1058 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,400 Move, move. 1059 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,600 Let's go. 1060 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,680 -Get them. -Look out. Run. 1061 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,440 Hi. 1062 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,800 Bye. 1063 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,680 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo 1064 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:27,240 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow 1065 01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:30,920 Watch your knees. 1066 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:34,280 -Sorry. -Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on. 1067 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,200 A little bit closer. 1068 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:39,240 Come on, right there. Perfect. 1069 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,680 He'll feel that in the morning. 1070 01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:47,160 -Guys. -Dave! 1071 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,520 You're not going anywhere. 1072 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:52,120 What are you doing? 1073 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,600 -Put us down. -Let me go. 1074 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,520 -Hey. -You better study your French. 1075 01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:00,000 -You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? -Let go. Just had my tail redone. 1076 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,640 -No, wait. -Put it with my stuff. 1077 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,480 -Let us out of here. Let us out of here. -No. 1078 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,520 What? Ian, they don't want this anymore. Just let them go. 1079 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:12,280 But the guy just left. You should have said something about five seconds ago. 1080 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,960 Come back. 1081 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,880 Ian, they need a real life. Not all of this. 1082 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,400 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 1083 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:24,960 Word will get out, no one will come to see them. 1084 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:30,720 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come. 1085 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,840 Guys, with me. 1086 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:39,000 Roll, that's how we roll 1087 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:47,640 You'll never take us alive. 1088 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,120 They just did take us alive, Alvin. 1089 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,040 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 1090 01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:56,120 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 1091 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:10,520 Go, go, go. Go. 1092 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,240 Come on. 1093 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:31,200 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him. 1094 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,400 How did you guys...? 1095 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,960 We are talking chipmunks, Dave. 1096 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:48,600 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 1097 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,520 You came back for us. 1098 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:55,080 Well, of course I came back. We're a family. 1099 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,160 Holy nuts. 1100 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,960 -What? -Am I going crazy? 1101 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,680 Or did he just say "family"? 1102 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,040 I know... 1103 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,480 ...but I really missed you guys. 1104 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,560 I missed you too, Dave. 1105 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,320 Me too. 1106 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:21,240 -So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. -Yeah, too macho. 1107 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,080 Missed you too. 1108 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,040 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat. 1109 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:32,120 I just said, I missed you too. 1110 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,200 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 1111 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:37,440 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 1112 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:41,720 I'll scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 1113 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,920 That's right. I love you, Dave. 1114 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,480 Come here. 1115 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,080 -Dave? -Yes, Alvin? 1116 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,800 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please. 1117 01:20:56,960 --> 01:21:00,360 -I want to work the windshield wipers. -Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn. 1118 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:02,680 Have at it, fellas. 1119 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,400 -I'm a good beeper. -Save some horn for the rest of us. 1120 01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:09,560 -Come on, Dave, drive faster. -Not with you steering. 1121 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,800 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear. 1122 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,840 -Okay, Alvin, that's enough. -Enough of what? Of being awesome? 1123 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,280 Alvin, I said that's enough. 1124 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,880 Hey, look, Dave, no paws. 1125 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:26,200 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle Ian" again. 1126 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,880 Deal? 1127 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:53,560 No! 1128 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,960 Claire. 1129 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,160 -Hey. -Come on in. 1130 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,360 -Hi, Claire. -Well, hello, Clarina. 1131 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:09,440 -Hi, guys. -Hope you like toaster waffles. 1132 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:13,600 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly. 1133 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,400 Stupid cork. Doesn't-- 1134 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,680 I'm not gonna say it. 1135 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,200 Good grief. 1136 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,800 Are you still not gonna say it? 1137 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,080 Nope. 1138 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:42,920 I'm gonna say it. Alvin! 1139 01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,880 Okay! 1140 01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:00,320 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again. 1141 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:03,000 Here we go, and sing. 1142 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:07,800 Come on, sing for your uncle Ian. Come on, sing. 1143 01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,440 Why--? Why won't you sing? 1144 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,920 You know, I said, sing. 1145 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,000 Sing.