1 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:46,357 It's going. It's going. 2 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,736 And it's gone. 3 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:51,112 Whatever. 4 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,616 Maybe we should take a break. 5 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,660 That's it. I can't take this any more. 6 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,370 I can't. I give up. 7 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,790 I'm sick of struggling for survival. 8 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,502 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow... 9 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,545 ...who always takes my nuts. 10 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,756 And I'm especially sick of this stupid... 11 00:02:09,923 --> 00:02:12,675 ...stupid tree. 12 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:16,304 - What's happening? - Guys. 13 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:19,140 I think he made it angry. 14 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,163 I'm awake. 15 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,875 I'm up 16 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,710 ...and I'm late. 17 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:36,217 Demo. Dave Seville. 18 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:49,898 Keys. Bag. 19 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:52,233 Pants. 20 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,360 I need pants. Pants are essential. 21 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,410 Claire. 22 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,787 - Dave. - Hey. 23 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,831 How's it going? 24 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,959 I haven't seen you since... 25 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:12,837 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 26 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:14,172 So I guess it worked. 27 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:15,715 What a fun day that was. 28 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:18,760 Let me guess. You're late for something again. 29 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:21,554 - Same old Dave. - Not following you. 30 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,724 You know, the guy who's always fooling around... 31 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:27,352 ...who can't handle a serious relationship. 32 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:28,561 That was the old Dave. 33 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:31,189 How about we get together, talk about the new Dave? 34 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:33,232 Tomorrow night. My place. 35 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:35,276 - I... - Great. 36 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,613 _NO__ - You look good, Claire. 37 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:30,123 Where are we? 38 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:35,253 Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional. 39 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:37,296 Where did the mountains go? 40 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:41,092 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore. 41 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:45,805 Dave. 42 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,976 - Ian. - Hey, big guy. 43 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:53,104 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor? 44 00:05:53,271 --> 00:05:57,191 - No. They never let me past the lobby. - What? I can't... 45 00:05:57,358 --> 00:06:00,194 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville. 46 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:08,494 Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 47 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:10,496 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 48 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,749 It's no problem. We have an omelet station. 49 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,333 Omelet station. 50 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,794 Can I get you some water or a soy latte? 51 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:19,172 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 52 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,591 Maybe later. Thanks. 53 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,790 Let's talk about your song, Dave. 54 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,708 Well, as crazy as it sounds... 55 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,961 ...the original inspiration came to me-- - The song sucks, Dave. 56 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:03,674 - What? - Your song? It's awful. I hate it. 57 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:10,098 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 58 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,433 I need something new. I need something fresh. 59 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,894 - That is new. - The next big thing. 60 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:18,564 Dave, we go way back, all right? 61 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:22,318 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. 62 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:28,199 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 63 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,910 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 64 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:34,789 "Dave, you go right back out of this office... 65 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:37,750 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." 66 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,253 But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... 67 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,672 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 68 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:48,052 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 69 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,721 Ever? 70 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:04,861 Excuse me. 71 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,489 Can I get some of that water? 72 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,575 We ran out. 73 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,397 Hey! 74 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,281 - Out of the way. - Alvin... 75 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:52,408 ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore. 76 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,077 You stepped on my tail. 77 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:00,249 Last one to the door is roadkill. 78 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,834 I'm in 79 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,461 What are these shiny things? 80 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:06,380 Theodore, we're leaving now. 81 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:15,306 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 82 00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:16,891 Maniac! 83 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,020 Back to tree. Back to tree. 84 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:23,022 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 85 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,650 - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? 86 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,694 - This way. - Guys, wait for me. 87 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,239 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. 88 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,908 - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it. 89 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:36,244 - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. 90 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,455 Will you jump already? 91 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,208 Muffins. 92 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,694 Gross. Is this his house? 93 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:13,155 No. It's his garbage can. 94 00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:58,826 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 95 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,537 As it came down to one-- 96 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:04,457 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 97 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,917 As the boa moves in for the attack... 98 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:10,171 ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 99 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:18,304 The boa 's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 100 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:20,890 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 101 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,601 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 102 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,479 Hello, gorgeous. 103 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,857 We've hit the mother lode. 104 00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:33,110 --Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 105 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:39,575 This is the greatest day of my life. 106 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,495 Eureka! I found the cheese balls. 107 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,956 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 108 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,584 Cannonball. 109 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,047 Quick. Hide. 110 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,174 Hurry, you GUYS 111 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,274 Did I put these here? 112 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,011 There you are. I got you. 113 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,899 He's been out for quite a while. 114 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,400 You guys, he's dead. 115 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,278 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 116 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,198 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... 117 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,450 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! 118 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,827 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. 119 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705 I must be hearing things. 120 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,169 Oh, this is trippy. 121 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,547 Sir, are you all right? 122 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,842 Get back! 123 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,344 Squirrels can't talk. 124 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,179 H9)'- 125 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,014 Watch it, genius. 126 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,725 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 127 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,228 Chipmunks can't talk either. 128 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,105 Our lips are moving and words are coming out. 129 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,190 This is not happening. 130 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:01,902 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. 131 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,280 So how's that working for you, Dave? 132 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,532 How do you know my name? 133 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,827 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. 134 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,329 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. 135 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,374 - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? 136 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:18,419 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing-- Turn that off. 137 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,212 Sorry. 138 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,506 He fell out of the tree at birth. 139 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,800 Can all animals talk? 140 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,345 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. 141 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,682 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? 142 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,350 Dave likes to wear 143 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,270 Dirty underwear with little hairs 144 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,230 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 145 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,483 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 146 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,986 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. 147 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:46,488 - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. 148 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,490 And I'm Theodore. 149 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,285 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 150 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:53,996 But we talk. 151 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,291 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 152 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:00,794 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. 153 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,422 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. 154 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,008 - Gotcha. - Hey. 155 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,142 Don't do this, Dave. 156 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,978 We can gnaw right through this door. 157 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,236 Hi. 158 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,656 Oh, were we disturbing you? 159 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,534 What, you guys can sing too? 160 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:16,912 That's not singing. This is singing. 161 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,066 This is amazing. 162 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,194 Here, everyone inside. 163 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,452 - There you go. - Thank you. 164 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:00,998 All right, here's the deal. 165 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:04,752 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. 166 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,924 No. Wait. ls breakfast included? 167 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,011 I can live with that. 168 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,263 What about TV privileges? 169 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,599 Okay, but not after 7. 170 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:19,808 - Eight. - Done. 171 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,395 But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... 172 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,689 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 173 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,317 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 174 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,277 Yeah, you're our only friend. 175 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:33,489 No,no,no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 176 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:37,117 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 177 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:41,246 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 178 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:45,167 - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? 179 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,919 Yup. 180 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,797 Oh, no! 181 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,131 Hurry back. 182 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:21,328 So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse-- 183 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,500 - Hey, Dave. - Simon. 184 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,752 My bad. 185 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,505 This is my sheet music. 186 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,133 Alvin. 187 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,680 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. 188 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:44,059 - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? 189 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,853 We're kids, Dave. 190 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,479 Well, where are your parents? 191 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,816 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 192 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,526 Then they take off. 193 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,696 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 194 00:19:55,863 --> 00:20:00,325 - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! 195 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,911 - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 196 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,748 - Sorry. - It's a collectible. 197 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:11,461 - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. 198 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,882 Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 199 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,925 But we want to. 200 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,678 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 201 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,264 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 202 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,349 Yeah, maybe. 203 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:29,229 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. 204 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,981 Come on. 205 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,150 We start work tomorrow. 206 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,194 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 207 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,697 My tail isn't bushy till 9. 208 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,491 Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 209 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,582 I hope Christmas comes fast. 210 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,376 Me too. 211 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:34,920 Want a plane that loops the loop? 212 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,631 Loop. 213 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,508 Hoop. 214 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,927 Hula-Hoop. 215 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,947 Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! 216 00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,615 What are you guys doing? 217 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,701 Nothing. What are you doing? 218 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,495 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! 219 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:56,835 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 220 00:22:57,002 --> 00:23:02,090 - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. 221 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,967 You didn't see it? 222 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,344 How many fingers am I holding up? 223 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:10,057 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 224 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,101 - Wait, wait, wait-- - Hang on a second. 225 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,728 Six. Final answer is six. 226 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,568 Try these. 227 00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,695 How's that? 228 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:25,947 Someone trashed your house. 229 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,617 It was clean when I went to bed last night. 230 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:33,080 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. 231 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,664 Wanna see what we colored? 232 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,583 Actually, I wanna play you something. 233 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,628 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's-- 234 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,097 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. 235 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,848 And we're not sharing. 236 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,479 Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... 237 00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,607 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... 238 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:08,198 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. 239 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,743 Let's go. Let's get to work. 240 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,296 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 241 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,049 - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. 242 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,051 - Ready, Simon? - Okay. 243 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,512 - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. 244 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,556 Alvin? 245 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,182 Alvin? 246 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,017 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. 247 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,019 Alvin! 248 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:40,981 Okay! 249 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:45,485 Christmas, Christmastime is near 250 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:50,657 Time for toys and time for cheer 251 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:55,328 We've been good, but we can't last 252 00:24:55,495 --> 00:25:00,167 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast 253 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:05,422 Want a plane that loops the loop 254 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:09,801 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 255 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:14,598 We can't hardly stand the wait 256 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,727 Please, Christmas, don't be late 257 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:24,482 What? 258 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,026 Dave Seville 's in the lobby. 259 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,029 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 260 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,408 That loser again? 261 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:43,627 - Dave. - Ian. 262 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,880 - Okay. - I've got something for you. 263 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,715 - It's your next big thing. - Dave. 264 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,675 Don't say anything. 265 00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:55,388 What the...? 266 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,476 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 267 00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,144 They $in9- 268 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,151 No. They don't. 269 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,904 They do. Just give me a second. 270 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,073 Come on, guys. 271 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:17,744 Want a plane that loops the loop 272 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:22,540 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 273 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:24,918 You know, Dave... 274 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:27,254 ...some people might say it's kind of weird... 275 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,589 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. 276 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,801 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? 277 00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,303 A grown man bringing another grown man... 278 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,764 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 279 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,141 ...who not only speak English but can sing." 280 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,727 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. 281 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:46,731 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. 282 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:56,408 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 283 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:59,202 ...that I have a lunch to go to. 284 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,663 I've got a lunch to go to. 285 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,914 What was that? 286 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:05,834 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. 287 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,752 I thought my heart was gonna explode. 288 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,504 We're not performing monkeys. 289 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,548 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 290 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:12,799 Well, how's this? 291 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,135 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 292 00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,971 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. 293 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,222 We're sorry, Dave. 294 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,433 Yeah, that helps. 295 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,270 Never mind. I'm late for work. 296 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,730 Can we go with you? 297 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,524 What, so you can mess that up too? 298 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,735 You're going home. 299 00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,489 Can I stand in your lap and steer? 300 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:40,160 Oh, can we at least beep the horn? 301 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:41,411 Never mind. 302 00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:47,375 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. 303 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,378 But we're building the suspense. 304 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:54,632 - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. 305 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:05,477 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial 306 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:08,646 That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. 307 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,857 Right, Good-able. 308 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:13,360 Okay, here's the pitch. 309 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:16,613 We open on a group of lethargic kids. 310 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,866 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. 311 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:23,078 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. 312 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,913 Could she be flying a kite? 313 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,456 I like kites. 314 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,124 Good. 315 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,960 Okay, great. She's flying a kite. 316 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:34,506 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 317 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,967 She's tired and lets go of the kite. 318 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,596 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 319 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,224 - But not too sad. - Right. 320 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,520 So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar-- 321 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,734 It's my mom. Sorry. 322 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,363 - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave. 323 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,573 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. 324 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,159 - Alvin. - Dave, help! 325 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,746 - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 326 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,081 Just stay calm. 327 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,792 And there goes Theodore. 328 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,044 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 329 00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:16,047 I absolutely understand but-- Sorry, Dave? 330 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:17,590 Quick question. 331 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,928 How do you feel about an indoor pool? 332 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,264 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. 333 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:25,807 Out on the street, capiche? 334 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,644 Mothers. 335 00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:36,484 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? 336 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:41,823 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 337 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,117 ...but then I looked again. 338 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,791 The "size of Theodore's butt"? 339 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,752 Why don't we come back to that? 340 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:58,506 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... 341 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,926 ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds. 342 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,595 "How smart Simon thinks he is"? 343 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:07,474 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. 344 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,850 Who's Simon? 345 00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:12,020 - I didn't-- - Just move it along. 346 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:23,406 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. 347 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,575 Sounds good. 348 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,827 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late 349 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:33,416 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 350 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:35,502 He got away. Well 351 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,129 Guys. What's this about? 352 00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:41,007 Obviously, Theodore's butt. 353 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:42,675 We told you we colored. 354 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:46,846 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 355 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,307 We didn't know. 356 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:53,770 - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 357 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:58,066 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 358 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:01,027 Why are my clothes all over the place? 359 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,738 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 360 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,491 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just--? 361 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,661 It's a raisin, Dave. 362 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,371 Prove it. 363 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,252 Okay, you got me. 364 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,587 I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? 365 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,341 - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime. 366 00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:25,385 Alvin. 367 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:27,470 Come on. Come on. 368 00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:39,023 There's this new thing. It's called knocking. 369 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:42,026 - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. 370 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:44,612 - Out. - I'm taking a shower here. 371 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:47,365 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... 372 00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:49,784 ...today would be at the top of the list. 373 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,995 And it's still early. 374 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,204 Clam it, sudsy. 375 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,544 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? 376 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:05,341 I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess. Thank you very much. 377 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:10,513 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 378 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:16,185 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 379 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,521 - Dinner. - So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 380 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:22,275 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye 381 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,860 That's half an hour. 382 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,031 Who's Claire? 383 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:30,658 Claire is Dave's mate. 384 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,827 She is not my mate. 385 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,704 She's my ex-mate. 386 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:39,125 Okay. This is great. 387 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,127 Dave. Dave, relax. 388 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:44,005 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. 389 00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:46,090 Why am I having a hard time believing you? 390 00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:49,093 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts. 391 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:52,096 - Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. - Like a family. 392 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,641 No. Not like a family. 393 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,893 Tick-took, Dave. Better bust a move. 394 00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,728 Right. 395 00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:20,541 We also do offices and recreational vehicles. 396 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,252 What's that smell? 397 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:26,255 It's your cologne. 398 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,509 What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug'? 399 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:32,345 We call it scenting the area. 400 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,681 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 401 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:35,932 The place looks great. 402 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:39,310 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy. 403 00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:40,895 Yeah, I see that. 404 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,981 - Those bread sticks smell great. - Yeah. 405 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:46,317 So when's dinner? 406 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:49,737 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this... 407 00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,864 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me. 408 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,199 Hold the phone, Dave. 409 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,409 - We can't have-- - No. 410 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:55,618 - Even if we-- - No. 411 00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:58,371 - We thought it-- - And no. Look, in the other room. 412 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,498 Jeez. 413 00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:03,167 What a buzzkill, man. 414 00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:08,715 - I never knew you could cook this well. - It's all about slow roasting. 415 00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:13,928 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush? 416 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,513 Well, I'm impressed. 417 00:34:18,808 --> 00:34:21,894 - I've been seeing your photos. - Yeah, it's going really great. 418 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,147 How about you, how's your job? 419 00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:29,110 Great. Loving it. 420 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,824 How do you think it's going? 421 00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:37,326 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other. 422 00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:38,995 Alvin. Dave said that-- 423 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:42,749 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. 424 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,167 And his assistant. 425 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,085 Get back here. 426 00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:48,254 You know, this is nice. 427 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:51,632 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 428 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,761 No pressure. Nothing weird. 429 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:06,355 My stereo does that all the time. It's like it has a mind of its own. 430 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:07,857 You were saying? 431 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:12,403 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here. 432 00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:15,406 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 433 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:17,992 A date? No. 434 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:28,002 The wiring in my unit is shot. 435 00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:31,172 You should get an electrician to fix that. 436 00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:34,509 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 437 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:40,765 Okay. 438 00:35:44,936 --> 00:35:48,731 Could you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 439 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,449 H9)'- 440 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,828 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin. 441 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,121 - Breath check. - Where's Al--? 442 00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:08,334 Dave, are you okay? 443 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,836 Everything's fine. 444 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,296 Why did you do that? 445 00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:16,092 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath. 446 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:19,554 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything. 447 00:36:23,057 --> 00:36:24,725 I think I got something in my eye. 448 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,228 Here. Let me see. 449 00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:33,734 Yeah. It looks really irritated. It's so red. What happened? 450 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:35,736 What was that? 451 00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:37,196 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 452 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,656 - A rat? - Probably nothing. 453 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,867 Here, let's finish eating, huh? 454 00:36:42,577 --> 00:36:44,829 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator. 455 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,543 - What? - Claire. 456 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,128 Dave? Dave? 457 00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:55,339 - Tell her she completes you. - What are you doing? 458 00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:57,383 - You got it, Dave. - Dave. 459 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:58,593 Dave, let go. 460 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:02,805 I'm sorry, Claire. It's just 461 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,018 I lost my job, Claire. 462 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,728 And I guess I just needed a hug. 463 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:12,064 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened. 464 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:15,443 Well, this is gonna sound really strange. 465 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:18,529 No games. No fooling around. 466 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:22,241 - The truth? - Please, I'm begging you. 467 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:29,665 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks. 468 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,883 - You know what? - I'm not crazy, I swear. 469 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,801 You haven't changed at all. 470 00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:48,684 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain. 471 00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:54,148 Chipmunks. 472 00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,986 You should've kissed her, Dave. 473 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,237 She wanted you. 474 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:01,948 Alvin, you're not helping. 475 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,282 Don't give up, Dave. 476 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,909 Go away. Leave me alone. 477 00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:07,286 Dave, would you like a cookie? 478 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:09,956 I said, leave me alone. 479 00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:17,380 Is it me, or was he a little mad? 480 00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,340 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 481 00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:21,175 He really did have garlic breath. 482 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,885 Yeah, well-played, guys. 483 00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:24,845 Idea. 484 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,222 Who has cab fare? 485 00:38:26,389 --> 00:38:29,600 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 486 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:58,254 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 487 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,633 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 488 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,177 ...when I can barely manage my own life. 489 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:08,764 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 490 00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:11,058 That's what's best for all of us. 491 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:14,520 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but... 492 00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,167 Guys? 493 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:39,670 Simon, Theodore? 494 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,675 Guys? 495 00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:49,138 Alvin? 496 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:54,268 Alvin! 497 00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:59,732 Simon? 498 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,361 Theodore? 499 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,989 Alvin? 500 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:09,658 Alvin. 501 00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:31,806 Hello? 502 00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:34,475 Hello? 503 00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:36,977 Kids. 504 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:46,362 Christmas, Christmastime is near 505 00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:51,200 Time for toys and time for cheer 506 00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:55,871 We can't hardly stand the wait 507 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:59,333 Please, Christmas, don't be late 508 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:03,546 Welcome to Jett Records. 509 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:20,604 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9. 510 00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:23,107 And not at all unless I know where you're going. 511 00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:24,984 Were you worried about us, Dave? 512 00:41:25,151 --> 00:41:26,986 No. I just need to know, that's all. 513 00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:30,489 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 514 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:33,075 I need to know, okay? 515 00:41:42,251 --> 00:41:43,961 Alvin. 516 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:52,428 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 517 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,263 - Sorry. - Kids, huh? 518 00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:56,640 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 519 00:41:56,807 --> 00:41:58,100 Three boys. 520 00:41:58,267 --> 00:42:00,269 Well, some days are better than others. 521 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:03,022 And some days you just wanna close them in a box... 522 00:42:03,189 --> 00:42:05,941 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? 523 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:17,286 Quick, hide. 524 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,290 Guys, what's all this? 525 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,334 Toaster waffles. 526 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,086 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. 527 00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:29,131 - What? - Well, in case you didn't notice... 528 00:42:29,298 --> 00:42:30,758 ...I don't have a job anymo-- 529 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,268 My song? 530 00:42:42,937 --> 00:42:44,647 - All right. - Yeah. 531 00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:52,780 - Hello? - Hey, Dave. 532 00:42:52,947 --> 00:42:56,450 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 533 00:42:56,784 --> 00:42:58,786 - Ian? - Tell me you've heard the song 534 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:01,080 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. 535 00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:02,623 How did you--? When did--? 536 00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:06,835 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. 537 00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:10,005 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 538 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:14,510 And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. 539 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,181 It's crazy. I gotta go. 540 00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:22,685 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 541 00:43:28,232 --> 00:43:30,526 We owed you, Dave. 542 00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:35,322 So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? 543 00:44:10,274 --> 00:44:12,151 Soup's on. 544 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:32,546 Alvin. 545 00:44:43,974 --> 00:44:45,684 So, what do you think? 546 00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:47,144 Cool. 547 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,343 All right. 548 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,852 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 549 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:34,650 No. 550 00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:51,917 Dave... 551 00:45:52,543 --> 00:45:54,420 ...are you awake? 552 00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:55,671 I am now. 553 00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:57,172 I had a nightmare. 554 00:45:58,507 --> 00:46:00,217 Can I sleep with you? 555 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,263 You won't even know I'm here. 556 00:46:05,055 --> 00:46:07,474 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 557 00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:10,144 Oh, okay. 558 00:46:24,533 --> 00:46:28,036 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 559 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:52,895 - Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. - Come on, man. It's Christmas. 560 00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:54,271 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 561 00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,523 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up 562 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,817 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. 563 00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,319 Wake up, lazy bones. 564 00:47:00,486 --> 00:47:02,946 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 565 00:47:03,113 --> 00:47:05,449 - Up and at them. - You can sleep when you're dead. 566 00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:06,867 - I'm coming - Come on, Dave. 567 00:47:07,034 --> 00:47:08,076 Hurry up, Dad. 568 00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:11,955 - Dad? - Dave. I said Dave. 569 00:47:12,122 --> 00:47:14,625 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 570 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,044 - You want to open mine first. - Open mine first. 571 00:47:17,211 --> 00:47:19,796 - No, Dave, mine is better. - You guys got me presents? 572 00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,798 Of course. 573 00:47:24,468 --> 00:47:26,845 All right. Simon? 574 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:33,185 Wow, it's a-- 575 00:47:33,352 --> 00:47:34,853 It's a paper-clip compass. 576 00:47:35,437 --> 00:47:38,315 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. 577 00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:39,775 Me next. 578 00:47:39,942 --> 00:47:41,485 Alvin. 579 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,867 - My wallet. - Do you like it'? 580 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,828 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 581 00:47:52,371 --> 00:47:55,082 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. 582 00:47:55,624 --> 00:47:57,501 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. 583 00:47:57,668 --> 00:48:00,546 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. 584 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:05,008 Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav." 585 00:48:06,385 --> 00:48:11,181 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore." 586 00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:14,977 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? 587 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:17,646 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. 588 00:48:20,315 --> 00:48:25,028 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 589 00:48:25,404 --> 00:48:26,863 I'm not your... 590 00:48:28,532 --> 00:48:31,660 You know, your dad or anything, right? 591 00:48:31,827 --> 00:48:33,662 But you're like a dad. 592 00:48:36,999 --> 00:48:39,293 Well, not really. 593 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:42,045 I mean, we're friends for sure. 594 00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:45,340 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 595 00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:47,843 - Make us sweaters. - Feed us. 596 00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:50,887 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. 597 00:48:51,346 --> 00:48:53,223 That's what friends do. 598 00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:58,020 So who wants to open their presents? 599 00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:00,397 - Is that a trick question? We do. - Yeah. 600 00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:02,399 - Presents. - Oh, boy. 601 00:49:02,566 --> 00:49:03,984 Presents. Presents. Presents. 602 00:49:04,151 --> 00:49:06,153 I can't wait to open mine first. 603 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,613 Envelope. 604 00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,659 They're savings bonds. 605 00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:14,161 Cool. 606 00:49:14,328 --> 00:49:18,206 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. 607 00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:22,210 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 608 00:49:23,337 --> 00:49:26,506 - Alvin, manners. - Thank you, Dave. 609 00:49:26,673 --> 00:49:29,176 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 610 00:49:32,262 --> 00:49:35,682 - Ian? - Who wants presents? 611 00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:37,809 - All right. - Cool. 612 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:40,145 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. 613 00:49:40,312 --> 00:49:41,772 Bring them on in, fellas. 614 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:43,899 - Oh, yeah. - Jackpot. 615 00:49:44,066 --> 00:49:45,901 What are you doing? 616 00:49:46,068 --> 00:49:49,196 - Taking care of my boys. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 617 00:49:49,363 --> 00:49:51,323 Weird. What happened to your presents? 618 00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:54,201 - Which one is mine? - That big one is for me, I think. 619 00:49:54,368 --> 00:49:55,494 What did you get them? 620 00:49:56,286 --> 00:49:57,621 Savings bonds. 621 00:49:57,788 --> 00:49:59,915 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 622 00:50:00,082 --> 00:50:02,250 You're in luck. Your Uncle Ian came through. 623 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,253 - Cool. - Uncle Ian? 624 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,256 Is-- Is this for me? 625 00:50:08,423 --> 00:50:09,925 No, it's for Simon. 626 00:50:10,092 --> 00:50:12,511 - Theodore. - Oh, boy. 627 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:17,808 - And Alvin. - Thank you, Santa. 628 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,477 This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 629 00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:22,187 Yeah, you're welcome. 630 00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,689 And guess what, guys. 631 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:27,401 Uncle Ian is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. 632 00:50:27,567 --> 00:50:31,613 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. 633 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,115 The whole nine yards. 634 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:34,449 - Awesome. - Sweet. 635 00:50:34,616 --> 00:50:38,286 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single. 636 00:50:38,453 --> 00:50:40,247 All right? Something funky and fresh. 637 00:50:40,414 --> 00:50:42,666 - Peace. We out. - Bye, Uncle Ian. 638 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:45,836 - Merry Christmas. - Now it really is Christmas. 639 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,463 Mayday, mayday- 640 00:50:49,423 --> 00:50:52,050 This way, this way, this way. 641 00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:56,805 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming. 642 00:50:56,972 --> 00:50:59,725 It is a very special night tonight. 643 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:05,814 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 644 00:51:05,981 --> 00:51:08,900 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 645 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:12,738 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single... 646 00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:19,703 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. 647 00:51:19,870 --> 00:51:22,539 Yeah, in the place to be 648 00:51:22,706 --> 00:51:27,127 Chipmunks on the M-I-C "Witch Doctor" 649 00:51:27,294 --> 00:51:28,879 Everybody, can they do it? 650 00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:30,505 Can they do it? 651 00:51:30,672 --> 00:51:32,716 Come on, people, let's get to it 652 00:51:32,883 --> 00:51:33,967 Let's get to it 653 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:37,846 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 654 00:51:38,013 --> 00:51:42,476 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 655 00:51:42,642 --> 00:51:46,146 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you 656 00:51:46,313 --> 00:51:49,649 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too 657 00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:52,903 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do 658 00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:55,572 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 659 00:51:55,739 --> 00:51:57,657 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 660 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:01,286 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 661 00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:03,038 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 662 00:52:03,205 --> 00:52:05,290 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 663 00:52:05,457 --> 00:52:09,252 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 664 00:52:09,419 --> 00:52:10,754 Yo, DJ, pump this par!)/-' 665 00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:12,881 Everybody, can they do it? 666 00:52:13,048 --> 00:52:14,674 - Can they do it? - Go! Go! Go! 667 00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:16,510 Come on, people, let's get to it 668 00:52:16,676 --> 00:52:18,178 Go! Go! Go! 669 00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:22,057 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 670 00:52:22,224 --> 00:52:25,602 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 671 00:52:25,769 --> 00:52:28,313 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 672 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,108 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true 673 00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:35,821 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice 674 00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:38,657 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice 675 00:52:38,824 --> 00:52:40,617 He said to me: 676 00:52:45,038 --> 00:52:47,123 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 677 00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:51,169 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 678 00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:54,381 You've been keeping love from me 679 00:52:54,548 --> 00:52:58,468 - And that's not very smart - Not very smart 680 00:52:58,635 --> 00:53:04,307 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart 681 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:12,148 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say 682 00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:15,944 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do 683 00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:20,156 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you 684 00:53:22,284 --> 00:53:24,953 - Oh, baby, baby! - Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 685 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,205 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 686 00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:30,876 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 687 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:32,752 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 688 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:34,754 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 689 00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:38,550 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 690 00:53:44,556 --> 00:53:46,349 Yeah. 691 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,063 All right, party people. You know how we do it. 692 00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:55,400 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got. 693 00:54:04,117 --> 00:54:06,369 - Thank you. - Thank you. 694 00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:08,747 - You mind if I grab a few pics? - Claire. 695 00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:12,000 - Not at all. Fire away. - Great. 696 00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:16,087 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 697 00:54:18,256 --> 00:54:21,217 - Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hi. 698 00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:22,761 - Hello. - Hi, Claire. 699 00:54:22,928 --> 00:54:24,429 You're hot. 700 00:54:25,347 --> 00:54:27,390 Forgot you guys haven't officially met. 701 00:54:32,187 --> 00:54:33,897 So, Dave... 702 00:54:34,064 --> 00:54:36,942 ...I'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you-- 703 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:38,276 That I was insane? 704 00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:40,654 I totally understand it. 705 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:44,032 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner. 706 00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:49,162 But look at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 707 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,413 You're like a family. 708 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:53,708 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 709 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:57,796 - Like, clear-the-room gas. - Does not. 710 00:54:57,963 --> 00:54:59,631 He doesn't want a family. 711 00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:02,717 Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table? 712 00:55:02,884 --> 00:55:04,719 Don't take it personally, you guys. 713 00:55:04,886 --> 00:55:07,597 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it. 714 00:55:07,764 --> 00:55:09,516 Right, Dave? 715 00:55:10,976 --> 00:55:12,686 Claire. 716 00:55:13,061 --> 00:55:17,357 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 717 00:55:24,781 --> 00:55:26,324 Hey, what do you think of this? 718 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:29,160 - What is it? - It's Alvin. 719 00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:31,121 That looks nothing like Alvin. 720 00:55:31,287 --> 00:55:34,833 Well, yeah. It's a prototype. We'll sell a million of these things. 721 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,836 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 722 00:55:38,712 --> 00:55:43,550 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin. 723 00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:48,805 - See? You love it. It's Spanish. - You know what? That's just weird. 724 00:55:48,972 --> 00:55:50,390 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 725 00:55:50,557 --> 00:55:52,809 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 726 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:55,437 I mean, forget about the music. 727 00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:59,357 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 728 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:03,153 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne. 729 00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:06,322 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers. 730 00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:07,949 - I mean-- - They're just kids. 731 00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:09,367 No, they're rats. 732 00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:12,829 And they could make us both so much money... 733 00:56:12,996 --> 00:56:17,751 ...if you just let me work with them. - I can't hear you, the music's too loud. 734 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:23,256 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose. 735 00:56:31,598 --> 00:56:34,392 Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? 736 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,645 I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it. 737 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:41,483 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat. 738 00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:45,737 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. 739 00:56:45,904 --> 00:56:48,531 - Up top. - What's up, player? 740 00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:52,702 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. 741 00:56:52,869 --> 00:56:56,039 What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time. 742 00:56:56,206 --> 00:56:58,708 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us. 743 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:02,462 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. 744 00:57:02,629 --> 00:57:06,007 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes. 745 00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:09,844 And you should be going to parties like this every night. 746 00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:12,138 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep. 747 00:57:13,306 --> 00:57:17,894 Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 748 00:57:18,061 --> 00:57:22,941 Dave's holding you back, you know. I could be making you 20 large a day. 749 00:57:23,108 --> 00:57:25,735 - Is that a lot? - Yes. 750 00:57:25,902 --> 00:57:28,613 Another thing-- I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you. 751 00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:32,826 Look, behind your back, Dave calls you... 752 00:57:34,119 --> 00:57:35,245 ..."the rats." 753 00:57:37,872 --> 00:57:40,667 - Rats? - Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 754 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:44,712 Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. 755 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:47,507 And if there's anything you need, anything at all... 756 00:57:47,674 --> 00:57:50,718 ...give your uncle Ian a call, all right? 757 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:54,222 - Oh, right. - Ciao. 758 00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:01,938 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother. 759 00:58:02,105 --> 00:58:03,690 Get a wheelchair. Move over! 760 00:58:04,566 --> 00:58:09,654 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away. 761 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:13,950 Alvin. 762 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:17,579 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here. 763 00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:19,873 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 764 00:58:21,374 --> 00:58:22,584 Hey, Dave. 765 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,879 What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up. 766 00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:27,714 We are. 767 00:58:31,885 --> 00:58:35,597 - Who's that? - Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. 768 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:37,891 She's also a masseuse. 769 00:58:41,895 --> 00:58:43,897 Come on, move over, road hog. 770 00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:46,900 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane. 771 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:49,277 - Where did you get that game? - Uncle Ian. 772 00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:52,363 Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy. 773 00:58:52,864 --> 00:58:54,657 Okay, you know what? 774 00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:56,618 That's enough. 775 00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:59,662 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 776 00:58:59,829 --> 00:59:02,207 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 777 00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:07,503 Spit it out. 778 00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:10,048 - Spit it out. - No. 779 00:59:11,925 --> 00:59:13,009 Jett Records. 780 00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:17,597 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 781 00:59:18,223 --> 00:59:20,350 Could you give us a minute? 782 00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:27,357 Guys, look, it's hard, I know. 783 00:59:27,523 --> 00:59:31,945 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're-- 784 00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:35,073 Major rock stars. 785 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,159 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're-- 786 00:59:38,326 --> 00:59:39,994 Major rock stars. 787 00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:45,833 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 788 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,544 Well, Uncle Ian says we should always be happy. 789 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:50,296 Okay, you know what? 790 00:59:50,463 --> 00:59:52,799 He's not your uncle. 791 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:58,721 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day. 792 00:59:58,888 --> 01:00:01,140 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 793 01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:04,018 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. 794 01:00:04,185 --> 01:00:06,229 Just like storing nuts for the winter. 795 01:00:06,396 --> 01:00:08,231 Oh, winter's for losers. 796 01:00:08,398 --> 01:00:11,901 Yeah. Shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio? 797 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,072 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids. 798 01:00:16,239 --> 01:00:19,867 - Kids, Dave, or rats? - What? 799 01:00:20,034 --> 01:00:22,829 Well, Uncle Ian says we're like his family. 800 01:00:22,996 --> 01:00:25,832 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much... 801 01:00:25,999 --> 01:00:28,167 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 802 01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:30,503 ...why don't you go live with Uncle Ian? 803 01:00:41,723 --> 01:00:43,266 Dave? 804 01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:45,601 Are you still mad at us? 805 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,521 Dave? 806 01:00:57,864 --> 01:01:01,075 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but 807 01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:05,288 You should go back to your real home in the forest." 808 01:01:05,455 --> 01:01:08,291 I guess he really does want us to go. 809 01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:22,013 I told you, Dave. 810 01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:24,182 I never lose. 811 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:55,129 Boys, welcome to your new home. 812 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:05,014 - Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. - Yeah. 813 01:02:05,181 --> 01:02:07,475 Can we play with all this stuff? 814 01:02:07,642 --> 01:02:10,019 Sure, why not? It's your house. 815 01:02:10,186 --> 01:02:12,563 So, what are the rules around here? 816 01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:16,651 Oh, I do have one rule... 817 01:02:16,818 --> 01:02:19,946 ...that there are no rules! - Cool. 818 01:02:31,249 --> 01:02:33,376 Four degrees elevation. 819 01:02:33,543 --> 01:02:35,878 Six degrees azimuth. 820 01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:39,048 Fire! 821 01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:53,521 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 822 01:02:53,688 --> 01:02:55,815 Don't make me laugh. 823 01:02:55,982 --> 01:02:58,484 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 824 01:02:58,651 --> 01:03:00,945 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 825 01:03:09,704 --> 01:03:13,374 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 826 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:16,544 Sneak attack. 827 01:03:19,255 --> 01:03:21,007 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 828 01:03:21,466 --> 01:03:23,593 I'm finished now. Simon. 829 01:03:23,759 --> 01:03:25,803 - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin. 830 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,054 Oh, come on. 831 01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:32,101 - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn? 832 01:03:32,268 --> 01:03:33,519 Give me that. 833 01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:38,441 Simon! 834 01:03:38,608 --> 01:03:40,902 - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it. 835 01:03:43,905 --> 01:03:45,448 - Scram. - I want it. 836 01:03:45,615 --> 01:03:47,617 Alvin, you don't decide. 837 01:04:00,296 --> 01:04:04,884 - Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore, don't go into the light. 838 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:07,887 - Let's do it again. - Awesome. 839 01:04:08,054 --> 01:04:09,972 - Playing hard? - Oh, yes. 840 01:04:10,139 --> 01:04:11,891 Good. 841 01:04:12,058 --> 01:04:16,938 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 842 01:04:17,104 --> 01:04:20,441 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. 843 01:04:20,608 --> 01:04:23,319 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. 844 01:04:23,486 --> 01:04:25,488 - Yes. - Which reminds me... 845 01:04:25,655 --> 01:04:28,574 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. 846 01:04:29,075 --> 01:04:34,997 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. 847 01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:37,083 Oh, my God, oh. 848 01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:40,253 These would be great if I could see out of them. 849 01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:44,298 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 850 01:04:44,465 --> 01:04:45,925 - Shotgun. - Hit the road. 851 01:04:46,092 --> 01:04:47,635 Alvin-- 852 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:40,771 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. 853 01:05:41,522 --> 01:05:44,817 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. 854 01:05:44,984 --> 01:05:50,114 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 855 01:05:50,281 --> 01:05:53,159 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 856 01:05:53,326 --> 01:05:55,369 Strong. Give me some booty. 857 01:05:55,536 --> 01:05:58,748 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 858 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:10,551 If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. 859 01:06:10,718 --> 01:06:12,428 Cut. 860 01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,764 Here we are. 861 01:06:16,474 --> 01:06:18,267 Okay? All right? 862 01:07:01,769 --> 01:07:03,062 Hold it. 863 01:07:03,229 --> 01:07:04,355 We're not done. 864 01:07:04,522 --> 01:07:05,815 - You tell me. - Killing me. 865 01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:08,067 - What do you want? - You are killing me here. 866 01:07:08,234 --> 01:07:11,112 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 867 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,197 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 868 01:07:13,364 --> 01:07:16,158 - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it. 869 01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:22,164 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle Ian brought you. Coffee. 870 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:24,959 I love toffee. 871 01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:30,673 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a-- Like a super cool energy health drink... 872 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:37,722 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. 873 01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:39,932 Enjoy. 874 01:07:42,435 --> 01:07:44,270 That ought to keep them awake. 875 01:08:29,398 --> 01:08:31,275 - Get munk'd - Go, go, go 876 01:08:31,442 --> 01:08:34,820 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd 877 01:08:34,987 --> 01:08:36,739 H6)/, /79)/, hey 878 01:08:36,906 --> 01:08:39,200 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats 879 01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:42,912 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats 880 01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,747 Come and get munk'd with the Munks 881 01:08:44,914 --> 01:08:48,667 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 882 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:53,547 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? 883 01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:55,674 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. 884 01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:58,636 This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. 885 01:08:58,803 --> 01:09:02,473 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. 886 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,310 Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 887 01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:08,521 It's all about today's edge. 888 01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:10,898 Dave always said it was all about the music. 889 01:09:11,065 --> 01:09:12,358 "Dave always said..." 890 01:09:12,525 --> 01:09:17,655 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 891 01:09:17,822 --> 01:09:21,742 It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? 892 01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:26,914 What are you--? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 893 01:09:27,081 --> 01:09:30,000 - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 894 01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:31,544 What do you do? 895 01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:34,713 - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is. 896 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,466 - What is that? - It's dance. 897 01:09:37,633 --> 01:09:43,389 Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy--" Hello? 898 01:09:43,806 --> 01:09:47,393 Who? Dave Seville. 899 01:09:47,852 --> 01:09:50,062 Name rings a bell. A dead... 900 01:09:50,396 --> 01:09:51,522 ...broken bell. 901 01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:55,025 - Just let me talk to the guys. - I don't think that's such a good idea. 902 01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:58,654 The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. 903 01:09:58,821 --> 01:10:01,991 - That's not what happened. - Denial. 904 01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,577 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 905 01:10:04,743 --> 01:10:07,288 You're taking them away for six months? 906 01:10:07,454 --> 01:10:10,541 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 907 01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,459 Twelve? 908 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:15,713 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 909 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,882 They're doing great. They're loving life. 910 01:10:18,048 --> 01:10:19,508 Living large. 911 01:10:19,675 --> 01:10:22,845 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 912 01:10:23,012 --> 01:10:26,056 - They're happy now. - Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. 913 01:10:26,223 --> 01:10:27,308 Put them on the phone. 914 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,935 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 915 01:10:30,102 --> 01:10:32,062 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 916 01:10:32,229 --> 01:10:34,481 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 917 01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:37,192 - We'll send you a postcard - Ian, you can't do this. 918 01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:40,446 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. 919 01:10:40,613 --> 01:10:43,574 - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm-- Wait. 920 01:10:43,741 --> 01:10:44,867 - Ian? - Yeah? What? 921 01:10:45,034 --> 01:10:47,077 - Ian. - I can't-- 922 01:10:53,834 --> 01:10:55,336 Ian... 923 01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:57,171 ...was that Dave? 924 01:11:00,174 --> 01:11:03,218 Yes. Yes, it was. 925 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:06,055 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. 926 01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:09,099 He's really, really happy. So... All right. 927 01:11:09,266 --> 01:11:11,977 And is he coming to the show? 928 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,484 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 929 01:11:18,651 --> 01:11:23,781 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 930 01:11:23,948 --> 01:11:26,367 Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? 931 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,911 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 932 01:11:29,078 --> 01:11:32,331 I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? 933 01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:35,209 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. 934 01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:38,170 Hey, captain, come here. 935 01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,463 Listen. 936 01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:43,175 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. 937 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:46,553 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 938 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,598 - Got it? Okay. - Got it. 939 01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:05,114 Uncle Ian? 940 01:12:11,829 --> 01:12:14,999 - What are you doing here? - Can I sleep with you? 941 01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:16,542 I had a nightmare. 942 01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:20,254 Oh, you had a nightmare? 943 01:12:20,421 --> 01:12:23,590 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 944 01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:30,139 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. 945 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:35,477 And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... 946 01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:38,022 ...in five different languages. 947 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:41,066 But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... 948 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:46,780 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 949 01:12:46,947 --> 01:12:49,992 So is that a no? 950 01:13:20,814 --> 01:13:22,483 Guys... 951 01:13:22,775 --> 01:13:24,651 ...I wanna go home. 952 01:13:24,818 --> 01:13:27,154 What do you mean? You are home. 953 01:13:27,321 --> 01:13:29,990 No, I mean, "home" home. 954 01:13:30,157 --> 01:13:32,201 You know, with Dave. 955 01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:36,080 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. 956 01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:42,252 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 957 01:13:44,088 --> 01:13:47,466 Here's Jillian Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 958 01:13:47,633 --> 01:13:50,094 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 959 01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:54,348 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 960 01:13:54,515 --> 01:13:58,685 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 961 01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:02,356 It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... 962 01:14:02,523 --> 01:14:04,900 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... 963 01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:10,823 ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 964 01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:14,493 That's it. 965 01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:36,765 Okay. 966 01:14:40,936 --> 01:14:44,606 You three sound like you've been gargling nails. 967 01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:48,402 - I'll cover for you. - Thank you. 968 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,363 Can we get Wardrobe down here, please? 969 01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:53,115 Well? 970 01:14:53,282 --> 01:14:58,036 I could give you a lot of fancy terms, but, bottom line, they're exhausted. 971 01:14:58,203 --> 01:15:01,957 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something. 972 01:15:02,124 --> 01:15:05,460 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 973 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:08,088 They need a long rest. 974 01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:12,593 A long rest. Are you--? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right. 975 01:15:12,885 --> 01:15:15,179 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so... 976 01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:18,140 I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it. 977 01:15:18,307 --> 01:15:21,226 Thank you so much. I will-- I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 978 01:15:21,393 --> 01:15:23,604 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 979 01:15:25,731 --> 01:15:27,608 Knock, knock. 980 01:15:28,233 --> 01:15:31,445 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor. 981 01:15:31,612 --> 01:15:34,656 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this. 982 01:15:35,282 --> 01:15:37,409 So you're gonna cancel the show? 983 01:15:37,993 --> 01:15:41,079 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 984 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:45,500 No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah. 985 01:15:45,667 --> 01:15:47,127 Isn't that like cheating? 986 01:15:47,294 --> 01:15:50,964 No, it's not like cheating. it's-- Cheating is wrong. 987 01:15:51,131 --> 01:15:54,426 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it. 988 01:15:54,593 --> 01:15:58,513 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them. 989 01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,433 - Otherwise, people will know. - That we're cheating. 990 01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:06,980 - No. - Guys, what other choice do we have? 991 01:16:07,147 --> 01:16:10,442 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter. 992 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,569 All right, guys, tighten up. 993 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:18,116 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know. 994 01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:19,868 Love you. 995 01:16:28,919 --> 01:16:30,254 You know you got it made 996 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,673 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top 997 01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:35,425 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler 998 01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:39,930 Hey, gotta get that cream 999 01:16:40,097 --> 01:16:42,557 You know you got it made When they send in a parade 1000 01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:44,851 When you drop down Write a check in town 1001 01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:47,771 All just for one day 1002 01:16:47,938 --> 01:16:51,525 Gotta get that cream 1003 01:16:55,279 --> 01:17:00,909 - Don't you know that's how they roll? - Roll, roll, roll 1004 01:17:01,076 --> 01:17:06,707 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 1005 01:17:06,873 --> 01:17:08,083 Baby, you know 1006 01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:12,337 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks 1007 01:17:18,510 --> 01:17:21,179 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 1008 01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:22,723 Sorry. 1009 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,684 Come on, here's Theodore 1010 01:17:25,851 --> 01:17:28,312 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid 1011 01:17:28,478 --> 01:17:33,692 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say 1012 01:17:33,859 --> 01:17:36,528 - Gotta live the dream - Take it, Simon 1013 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:39,281 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 1014 01:17:39,448 --> 01:17:41,533 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 1015 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:46,496 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 1016 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,376 Dave Seville. 1017 01:17:52,252 --> 01:17:55,047 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list. 1018 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:58,884 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 1019 01:17:59,051 --> 01:18:01,011 - No, I don't think so. - He's with me. 1020 01:18:02,346 --> 01:18:04,348 He's my assistant. 1021 01:18:05,432 --> 01:18:06,600 Okay. 1022 01:18:07,059 --> 01:18:08,143 Thanks, Claire. 1023 01:18:08,310 --> 01:18:10,771 What's going on, Dave? What are you--? 1024 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:16,777 I gotta get my boys back but Ian's trying to keep me out. 1025 01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,153 Your boys. 1026 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:21,281 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me. 1027 01:18:21,907 --> 01:18:23,658 It's a good weird, though. 1028 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:27,287 Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you-- 1029 01:18:27,454 --> 01:18:32,584 - Dave, your boys. We should go. - Right. Okay. 1030 01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:39,257 How we roll 1031 01:18:39,633 --> 01:18:41,760 Come on, can you feel it? 1032 01:18:41,927 --> 01:18:46,181 - How we roll - Yeah, yeah, come on 1033 01:18:46,598 --> 01:18:49,643 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 1034 01:18:49,810 --> 01:18:52,020 - You're press, remember? - Thanks. 1035 01:18:52,187 --> 01:18:57,067 Roll 1036 01:18:57,776 --> 01:18:59,569 - Let's go, pal. - I'm a photographer. 1037 01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:01,738 - I have a press pass. - You're out of here. 1038 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:04,866 Alvin! Alvin! 1039 01:19:07,327 --> 01:19:09,871 Alvin! 1040 01:19:10,038 --> 01:19:14,835 - Dave! He's here. - It's Dave. 1041 01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:23,301 What's going on? 1042 01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:25,137 Alvin, what are you doing? 1043 01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:28,140 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle Ian. 1044 01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:31,643 - Sounds like a plan to me. - Me too. 1045 01:19:37,816 --> 01:19:39,443 Come on, guys. 1046 01:19:40,944 --> 01:19:42,028 Hey, Ian... 1047 01:19:43,155 --> 01:19:45,949 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 1048 01:19:48,076 --> 01:19:50,412 Here, hold on to that. 1049 01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:52,581 Top of the morning to you. 1050 01:19:58,628 --> 01:20:00,422 Get off my set. 1051 01:20:01,548 --> 01:20:03,467 Are you ready to rock? 1052 01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:06,052 Turn it up, girl. 1053 01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:08,138 How we roll 1054 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:12,851 How we roll 1055 01:20:13,018 --> 01:20:14,394 I feel fine. 1056 01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:20,859 Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 1057 01:20:21,026 --> 01:20:22,944 Move, move. 1058 01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:26,281 Let's go. 1059 01:20:28,658 --> 01:20:32,662 - Get them. - Look out. Run. 1060 01:20:34,873 --> 01:20:36,583 Hi. 1061 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:38,001 Bye. 1062 01:20:38,585 --> 01:20:42,047 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo 1063 01:20:42,214 --> 01:20:45,759 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow 1064 01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:49,596 Watch your knees. 1065 01:20:49,763 --> 01:20:53,099 - Sorry. - Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on. 1066 01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:55,101 A little bit closer. 1067 01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:58,271 Come on, right there. Perfect. 1068 01:20:59,356 --> 01:21:01,858 He'll feel that in the morning. 1069 01:21:03,735 --> 01:21:06,488 - Guys. - Dave! 1070 01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:09,991 You're not going anywhere. 1071 01:21:10,617 --> 01:21:11,701 What are you doing? 1072 01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:14,287 - Put us down. - Let me go. 1073 01:21:14,454 --> 01:21:16,289 - Hey. - You better study your French. 1074 01:21:16,456 --> 01:21:19,876 - You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? - Let go. Just had my tail redone. 1075 01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:21,628 - No, wait. - Put it with my stuff. 1076 01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:24,589 - Let us out of here. Let us out of here. - No. 1077 01:21:24,756 --> 01:21:27,717 What? Ian, they don't want this any more. Just let them go. 1078 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:32,681 But the guy just left. You should have said something about five seconds ago. 1079 01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:34,474 Come back. 1080 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:39,604 Ian, they need a real life. Not all of this. 1081 01:21:39,771 --> 01:21:42,190 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 1082 01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:45,944 Word will get out, no one will come to see them. 1083 01:21:46,570 --> 01:21:51,950 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come. 1084 01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:54,160 Guys, with me. 1085 01:21:54,327 --> 01:22:00,542 Roll, that's how we roll 1086 01:22:07,132 --> 01:22:09,551 You'll never take us alive. 1087 01:22:09,718 --> 01:22:12,178 They just did take us alive, Alvin. 1088 01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:14,180 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 1089 01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:18,435 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 1090 01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:33,450 Go, go, go. Go. 1091 01:22:42,834 --> 01:22:44,628 Come on. 1092 01:22:51,718 --> 01:22:55,013 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him. 1093 01:23:04,773 --> 01:23:06,650 How did you guys--7' 1094 01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:08,318 We are talking chipmunks, Dave. 1095 01:23:08,485 --> 01:23:13,114 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 1096 01:23:13,281 --> 01:23:15,158 You came back for us. 1097 01:23:16,451 --> 01:23:19,913 Well, of course I came back. We're a family. 1098 01:23:20,538 --> 01:23:22,082 Holy nuts. 1099 01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:25,001 - What? - Am I going crazy? 1100 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,753 Or did he just say "family"? 1101 01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:31,299 I know... 1102 01:23:33,009 --> 01:23:34,928 ...but I really missed you guys. 1103 01:23:35,095 --> 01:23:37,097 I missed you too, Dave. 1104 01:23:39,307 --> 01:23:41,017 Me too. 1105 01:23:41,184 --> 01:23:47,190 - So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. - Yeah, too macho. 1106 01:23:48,483 --> 01:23:51,194 Missed you too. 1107 01:23:51,361 --> 01:23:54,280 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat. 1108 01:23:54,447 --> 01:23:58,535 I just said, I missed you too. 1109 01:23:58,702 --> 01:24:00,662 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 1110 01:24:00,829 --> 01:24:04,082 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 1111 01:24:04,249 --> 01:24:08,545 I'll scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 1112 01:24:08,712 --> 01:24:11,881 That's right. I love you, Dave. 1113 01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:15,593 Come here. 1114 01:24:19,389 --> 01:24:21,433 - Dave? - Yes, Alvin? 1115 01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:24,269 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please. 1116 01:24:24,436 --> 01:24:27,981 - I want to work the windshield wipers. - Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn. 1117 01:24:28,148 --> 01:24:30,358 Have at it, fellas. 1118 01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:34,279 - I'm a good beeper. - Save some horn for the rest of us. 1119 01:24:34,446 --> 01:24:37,574 - Come on, Dave, drive faster. - Not with you steering. 1120 01:24:37,741 --> 01:24:39,909 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear. 1121 01:24:40,076 --> 01:24:43,079 - Okay, Alvin, that's enough. - Enough of what? Of being awesome? 1122 01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:44,581 Alvin, I said that's enough. 1123 01:24:44,748 --> 01:24:47,292 Hey, look, Dave, no paws. 1124 01:24:49,419 --> 01:24:54,924 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle lan" again. 1125 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:56,676 Deal? 1126 01:25:16,738 --> 01:25:23,453 No! 1127 01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:32,212 Claire. 1128 01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:33,463 - Hey. - Come on in. 1129 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,842 - Hi, Claire. - Well, hello, Clarina. 1130 01:25:38,009 --> 01:25:40,011 - Hi, guys. - Hope you like toaster waffles. 1131 01:25:40,386 --> 01:25:44,307 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly. 1132 01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:48,311 Stupid cork. Doesn't-- 1133 01:25:54,984 --> 01:25:56,903 I'm not gonna say it. 1134 01:25:58,488 --> 01:25:59,572 Good grief. 1135 01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:03,326 Are you still not gonna say it? 1136 01:26:03,493 --> 01:26:04,661 Nope. 1137 01:26:08,873 --> 01:26:14,921 I'm gonna say it. Alvin! 1138 01:26:15,088 --> 01:26:16,923 Okay! 1139 01:26:30,770 --> 01:26:33,064 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again. 1140 01:26:33,231 --> 01:26:35,859 Here we go, and sing. 1141 01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:40,822 Come on, sing for your uncle Ian. Come on, sing. 1142 01:26:40,989 --> 01:26:43,616 Why--? Why won't you sing? 1143 01:26:43,783 --> 01:26:46,160 You know, I said, sing. 1144 01:26:46,327 --> 01:26:48,371 Sing.