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tehran,iran
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Not very good
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Terrible use of color
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madrid barajas airport two weeks later
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This looks like it was
painted by a five year-old
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miller art gallery downtown los angeles
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your money's on the desk.
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what a piece of crap.
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one month later northeast los angeles
Please...please don't shoot;don't shoot me.
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Just put the gun down.
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Gently.
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I can't shoot. That's the problem.
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The stupid thingis busted.
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Well,when it comesto mr.Bartowski,my
friend,busted is just a state of mind.
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Opening this puppy up. reconfigure that.
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And ta-da--locked
and loaded. Try that.
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nice shot. See?
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- Chuck,big mikewants to see you.
- Not now,harry.
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Can't you seeI'm with a
customer? I apologize,sir.
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This is not normallyhow
we do things at buy more.
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Now,chuck!
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I was just on my wayto
see you-- that's crazy.
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Pause that.
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bartowski,what is itthat
you want out of life?
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You mean,existentially--like,fulfillment,inner
peace,that kind of a thing?
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Or are we talkingmore practically,like,lakers
tickets,personal steam room...
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we're talking buy more.
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Career objectives.
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Where do you see yourselfin
five years,ten years?
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Honestly?
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Honestly.
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I have absolutely no idea.
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Well,then it's timeyou
started to think about it.
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As you know,there's an
assistantmanagement position open.
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It's down to youand harry tang.
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Now,you want that job or not?
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I do,I do.
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Uh,I'm sorry,big mike.
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I absolutely want that job.
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Well,then,bartowski,it's
your turnto show me something.
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I got some bad news.
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Big mike wants us tofix all
of this junk in two days,
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or he's going to give the assistant
store managerposition to tang.
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I'm sorry,guys.
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And anna.
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Guys is fine. I don't mind.
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No,it's not right. We need to come
up withsomething non-gender specific.
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How do we feel about team?
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The little nerd herders?
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The lesters?
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Chuck's stable of hos.
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Hey...
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Oh,man,uh,heard big
mikethrew down the gauntlet.
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Wanted to come byand
say I'd love to help.
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But,a: I lackthe skill set,and
B.Old computersgive me the willies.
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You have no idea how much courage
it's takenjust to stand here.
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I'm really proudof you,buddy.
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Thanks,bro.
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I bring you news.
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What?
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Your lady's here.
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And if I'm not oversteppingmy
bounds,looking good.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Give me a kiss.
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I'm sorry. What?
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We've been onthree dates.
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We have to sell it.
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That's it?
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I'm not really goodwith pda.
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Well,let's gosomewhere more private.
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Shall we?
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Okay,he is so in. This is...
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hey. Okay,whoa!
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Why don'twe give the
kids a little privacy?
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not cool.
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Sorry to break upyour little tryst.
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Next time you needto talk to the
subject,I'd appreciatea heads up.
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Relax. I wouldn't dream of
starting without you,agent casey.
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Mom,dad,can we get on with
it? I have hard drivesto fix.
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Why are these people sleeping?
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Casey: They're notsleeping.
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They werekilled,chuck,and
we want to know why.
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I have no idea.
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Well,look again.
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I would rather not. It's kind of creepy.
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Sorry.
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I was goingto take a nap.
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I'll come back in five. Kind
of called dibs on the couch?
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Chuck,what did you see?
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Um,I don'T...I'm not...
I'm not totally sure.
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A water lily painting,weapons,an
art auction tomorrow night.
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Does the name la
ciudadmean anything to you?
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Why?
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Because I thinkhe's going to be
at the art auctiontomorrow night.
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Right then.
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I'm goingto go fix some hard drives.
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Good luck with the spy stuff. Excuse me.
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Ellie: Chuck,I am so proud of you.
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Morgan told me about
theassistant management job.
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Congratulations.
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Team bartowski moving
upin the world,huh?
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okay,first of all,it's not mine yet,and
second of all,you can ease upon the enthusiasm.
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It's only a two dollar an hour
raise at anelectronics store,
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and it doesn't even give
memy own parking space.
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Well,does your lack of interestmean that
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you're actually considering leaving
the buy morefor a real profession?
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Real profession? Sorry.
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I'm goingto need clarification on that.
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He went to stanford,for
god's sakes,morgan.
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Right,and was unceremoniouslyexpelled
sophomore year--
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sorry to bring that up,champ-- butI think
we need to be realistic about our goals here.
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His goals or your goals?
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Great question,and I think we need to hammer outa
plan for chuck. Where do we see him in five years?
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- Ten years?
- We?
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Fine. Then just you and I.
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Woman: We're glad to hear you've
settled into chuck's apartment building.
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But if he's right,this
is a high priority.
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La ciudad is the most elusive and
dangerous arms dealer in the world.
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And the last anyone heard,mi-6 in
london had a drop on him,but he vanished.
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Well,if he turns up,we'll
justtake him down at the auction.
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Man: Not so easy.
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We have no idea whathe
looks like,no photographs.
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No one has ever seen la ciudadthat
has lived to tell about it.
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So we'll bringthe intersect.
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Everything you knowabout la
ciudad was fed into that computer.
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No way. It is too dangerous.
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He has no field experienceor training.
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He'll be fine. It's an art auction.
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Morgan: Listen to me-- it
isway to scary out there.
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Chuck can't leavethe buy more.
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We're stillfinding ourselves.
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Ellie: No offense,morgan,but I think my brother
has spent quitea few years finding himself,
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and he's definitely proventhat his
place in life is not at the buy more.
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Morgan:You don't understand.
He is a fragilelittle gelding.
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You know,still tryingto find his legs.
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The real world will crush him.
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Do you knowwhat a gelding is?
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it's the... that weird
creaturefrom the dark crystal.
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Smells like gelding. That-that guy.
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He'll be fine.
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La ciudad probablywon't even be there.
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And if he is,is it worth the risk?
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All right,I've heard enough.
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Put him in the field.
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We don't know what he's capable
of until he's been tested.
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What he needs issomething
to challenge him.
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To test hislimitations.
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A brush withhis own mortality.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I have no ideawhat you're thinking.
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As far as I'm concerned,dude,you're
way off the reservation.
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Class five whitewater rapids.
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Just the two ofus this weekend.
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Near-deathexperience.
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Awesome!
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That sounds great,but my wet
suit'sat the dry cleaners.
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That is a terrible idea.
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That's way too dangerous.
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I agree,and I am not comfortable with you
guys spendingthat amount of time together.
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Well,chuck hasn't said a
word. What do you want to do?
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I'm just going to hit the sack.
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Good night,team bartowski.
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that's-that's great work,guys.
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You see what you're doing
here? That's awesome.
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Congratulations,chuck.
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You just got your
firstmission-- tomorrow night.
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Hope you're readyfor the real world,huh?
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Chuck
Season01 Episode03
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So,dress attire for this
evening-- uh,sneakers,
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or are we classifying this
as more of a shoe event?
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I rented you a tux.
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Oh,that's very nice...
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how did you know my size?
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Nsa-- they have records of your
rental information from prom night.
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I checked the suit in your closet.
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Okay,this is my first foray
into major undercover spy work,
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so you could ease up on the
sarcasm. That would be great.
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And how am I supposed to recognize la
ciudad? Is there a picture or something?
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If there was a photograph,why
would we need you?
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What did we just talk about?
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I'm sorry.
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We're hoping something in
the event triggers a flash.
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See,that's all you had to say.
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Now,uh,hand-to-hand
combat-- in all seriousness,
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if it comes down to me and la ciudad in
some fisticuffs or something,is there,
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like,a 20-minute tutorial
you can take me through?
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Don't worry. You're going to be fine.
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Nothing's going to happen to you.
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Assuming you know how to tango.
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Seriously?
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Oh,I don't joke about your life.
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Right.
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Chuck,your girlfriend's here.
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One minute,I have computers to fix.
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Anna: Don't worry about it. We got it.
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There's only a few left.
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What? Are you sure?
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It's done,but next time I have a big
date,you are going to cover for me.
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Okay.Great. Thanks,team.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Thanks,team.
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Where are you lovebirds headed?
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We're actually going to an art
auction at the wilshire grand.
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Swanky!
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Yeah,I like it,man.
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Uh,aren't we moving
a little too fast now?
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Career,girl.
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Guy's got it all.
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The idea with a cover is to keep it as simple as
possible without revealing true personal detail.
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Any thoughts on a name?
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Charles carmichael?
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Simple,dignified.
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- Easy to remember and not far off from...
- graduated with honors from stanford.
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Runs a hugely successful
software company.
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Semi-retired and is considering
entering america's cup.
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Have you donethis before?
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Let's just say,uh,mr. Carmichael
and I sharea small kinship.
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How's that?
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When I first entered stanford,
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it's kind of where I envisionedmyself
being by now,except for the sailing part.
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I don't really knowwhere that came from.
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But he's where most
of my classalready is.
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So,what happened?
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My life took a little
detoursophomore year
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when our old friendbryce larkin
discovered stolen testsunder my bed,
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and was kind enoughto
alert administration.
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Did you steal the tests?
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I thought it was kind of
impliedthat I'm a decent person.
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Well,we all make mistakes.
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And I made plenty. That
just wasn't one of them.
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But,hey,then bryce sent mea whole database of
government secretsthat are now locked in my brain,
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keeping me in a constant stateof fear,danger
and anxiety,so I'd say we're even.
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Don't worryabout tonight.
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No reason tobe nervous.
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I am not going toleave your side.
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Me nervous? Come on.Never.
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Your hand isa little moist.
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It does thatwhen I'm freaking out.
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Hey,sis.
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Hey,sis,um... do you know how to tango?
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No,why?
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Oh,no reason.
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I just,I have a date tonight.
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I thought it might come up.
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You're tangoing on a date?
248
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Well,that's definitelynew territory.
249
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,390
It's good to see you
reachingoutside of your comfort zone.
250
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,210
Well,consideringmy comfort zone
extends to the endof that couch,
251
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,670
new territorywas bound to come up.
252
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,100
Did someone say tango?
253
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,240
No,thank you,captain
awesome,I'll look it up online.
254
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,730
Would you please put on
something,a robe or something?
255
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,940
Did a semester abroadin buenos aires.
256
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:29,420
Spent many a nighttangoing my
way into señoritas' pantalones.
257
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,090
And... go.
258
00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,860
There's no way he's going to
breakthe two minute record.
259
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,740
Ooh,there.
260
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,040
It's okay,sweetheart.
261
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,760
Lester is right here.
262
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,890
Sorry to interrupt.
263
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,800
But we found just a few
moredown by the loading dock.
264
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,640
Where's bartowski?
265
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,780
On a date with a smoking
hotwiener girl,no biggie.
266
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,570
And he left you all here?
267
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,850
Good leadership.
268
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,850
Real good.
269
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,130
Well,it shouldn't be too difficult
to getthese done by morning.
270
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,590
I'll leave the coffee pot on.
271
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,030
done.
272
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,890
What are those?
273
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,790
Morgan,what are those?
274
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,790
Tank.
275
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,790
Here. This is for you.
276
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,940
Inside the watchis a tracking system.
277
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,510
That way you can'trun away from me.
278
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,020
And if you flash on anyone,tell me
immediatelyand then stay out of the way.
279
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,310
Absolutely,yeah.
280
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,050
I,uh,I always runfrom a fight.
281
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,590
This isn't a joke,chuck.
282
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000
No one who's ever seen
youhas lived to tell about it.
283
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,410
Is he being serious? Seriously?
284
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,870
What are my chancesof
getting into trouble?
285
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,280
Toughen up,you'll be fine...
286
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,810
assuming you know how to tango.
287
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,140
I did somepreparation,okay?
288
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,200
I wouldn't callmyself an expert...
289
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,830
why would he need to know
howto tango? Is that code?
290
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,130
No,not-- no,he told me thatI
needed to know how to tango...
291
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,580
- Spy humor,I like that.
- Come on,you ready?
292
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,010
Okay,wait,wait. Where's
everybody going,huh?
293
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:55,960
We got computers to fix.
294
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,460
Sorry,bro,I got mybar mitzvah lesson.
295
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,340
Internet poker.
296
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,480
I'm off by 8:00and hammered by 8:05.
297
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,030
What about chuck bartowski?
298
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,670
Okay,what about our fearlessleader?
299
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,550
We owe him.
300
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,380
- For what?
- What?
301
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,940
'Cause tonight,chuck bartowski's boldly
going where none of ushave ever gone before--
302
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:11,300
to have intercoursewith
a beautiful woman.
303
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,600
Speak for yourself.
304
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,580
- Interesting.
- Interesting.
305
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,150
I'm out of here. I gotta go.
306
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,350
Anna,could
I-- anna?
307
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,190
Okay. Okay,fine.
308
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,750
See you guys.
309
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,820
Big michael just gavethe
position to harry tang.
310
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,110
Oh,have I gotyour attention now?
311
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,550
Good. Good,'causeyou
know what that means?
312
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,570
No more two-hour lunch breaks.
313
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,640
No more xbox tournaments.
314
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,740
No more porn.
315
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,390
Yeah,yeah. Total work hell.
316
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,520
I'm in,but your
boybetter close the deal.
317
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,380
Let's do this.
318
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,320
- Okay,thanks a lot,lester.
- Don't touch me.
319
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm going to talk to youabout
this whole girl thing.
320
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,340
Hey,jeff,atta boy,huh?
321
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,070
Oh,nice,yes,thank you.
322
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,990
Oh,nice.
323
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:09,250
I've been a spyall of five seconds and
I already havesoy sauce on my shirt.
324
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,770
Well,go and wash it off.
325
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,260
And chuck,stop sayingthat you're a spy.
326
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,770
Right,of course.
327
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,530
Idiot.
328
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,930
Do we know each other?
329
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,840
No.
330
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,850
No,not that I know of.
331
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,910
Sorry.
332
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,160
- It's him.
- Who?
333
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,220
La ciudad.
334
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,420
Come on.
335
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,650
I've already identifiedthe perp,as
it were,what are we still doing here?
336
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,230
I mean,you know,mission
accomplished. Time to go.
337
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,520
Chuck,go wait at the bar.
338
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,700
Go wait... wait at the bar?
339
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:22,150
Okay,you go do what you do. I'm
going to beat the bar,waiting there.
340
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,150
Covering that whole area.
341
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,320
Drink,sir?
342
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,540
Yeah,uh...
343
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:34,740
I'd like a martini,barkeep,shaken
and stirred. Thank you.
344
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,750
Would you likea cherry with that?
345
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,700
Chuck bartowski?
346
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,360
No.
347
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,620
- The name's carmichael.
- Allan watterman,stanford?
348
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,870
- Hey,hey,how are you?
- Hey.Hey,you.Hey.
349
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,530
I'm great. I don't knowif you heard,I
sold outof my software company.
350
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,800
Kind of unemployed.
351
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,160
Problem is,I'm too young to retire.
352
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,720
I'm too rich to work.
353
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,820
that's quite a pickle you
findyourself in,watterman.
354
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:57,860
What are you doing now?
355
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,130
Last I heard,you were,um,you were
fixing computers or something?
356
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:01,700
Yeah.
357
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:05,110
You know,just kind of,uh,just kind
of weighingmy options right now.
358
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,470
Uh,you know,I may be gettinga managerial
position at an electronics conglomerate,
359
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,790
- so,you know...
- all right.
360
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,030
Well,I always knew you'd
makesomething of yourself.
361
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:13,690
Who are you here with?
362
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,840
Oh,my date. She's right over there.
363
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,510
She's with you?
364
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,480
We have a very openrelationship.
365
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,720
Well,hey,um,give me a call.
366
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,040
You know,if you need
helpwith the whole job thing.
367
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,150
I know people.
368
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,560
Bet you do,yeah. Yeah.
369
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,270
There you go.
370
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:44,560
Insider tradingand offshore
accounts in the caymans.
371
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,800
What did you just say?
372
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:51,030
Do you work for the sec? I got to go.
373
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,050
Lester: Something fishy going on.
374
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,730
I know you guys think chuck'sa
great guy and all that,
375
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,850
but that weiner girlis super hot.
376
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,590
Even for me.
377
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,060
It's obvious,dude. She's a pro.
378
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:00,720
Are you kidding?
379
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,070
Do you think chuck couldafford
her if she was a pro?
380
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,030
All right,you know what,guys?
Enough crapping about.
381
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,590
All right,break time's over,let's go.
382
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,340
All right,who's up
fora game of deerhunter?
383
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,260
- Done.
- No,no,no,no,no.
384
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,360
Guys,guys,guys,work now,play later,okay?
385
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,560
We've got hard drives to fix.
386
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,190
Look at this place,come on. Let's go.
387
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,420
:Oh,no.
388
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,280
Oh,no what?
389
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:27,930
The lock is broken,man.
390
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,970
You needa key to open it.
391
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,150
Then get the key,jeff.
392
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,660
There's only two keys.
393
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,480
Harry tang has one.
394
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,960
And old chuck has the other one.
395
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:40,920
Yikes.
396
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,530
Where are you going?
397
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,990
Don't,don't--no,no,no,no,no!
398
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,830
Come on,old computers freak me out!
399
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,520
Somebody get
me-- anna help me!
400
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,480
John,get me out of here,please!
401
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,300
Hit me again.
402
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,130
You stay.
403
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,200
Stay?
404
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,970
Stay--
like a dog.
405
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:02,620
Woman:Beautiful painting.
406
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,470
What's that?
407
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,480
Yeah,beautiful. Painting,yeah.
408
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,790
It definitely hasa quality about it.
409
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,270
Very,I would say,bob
rossian in its influence.
410
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,310
- Who?
- Bob ross.
411
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,080
Bob ross,you know,bob ross.
412
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,780
The guy who usedto paint on pbs.
413
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:24,110
With the afro and the soothing-- you
have no ideawhat I'm talking about.
414
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,960
Sorry.
415
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,770
It won't be the first time.
416
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:28,960
I'm malena.
417
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,170
Hi. Chuck.
418
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,220
Charles.
419
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,240
Charles carmichael.
420
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:35,970
So you don't like the painting?
421
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,510
No,I-I,it seemsvery lovely.
422
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,200
I just more interestedin the
frame,but that-- you don'T...
423
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,890
So sorry.
424
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,930
So sorry about this.
425
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,670
Work never leaves you alone.
426
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,760
I'm in thesoftware game,so...
427
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,370
so you were sayingabout the frame?
428
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:58,110
Nothing,it doesn't
reallyactually matter,sorry.
429
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,200
Champagne?
430
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:01,630
Sure,yeah. Thank you.
431
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,430
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
432
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,330
Man:What's your real name?
And who do you work for?
433
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,560
I love a tango.
434
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,420
Oh,yeah.
435
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,050
Who doesn't?
436
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,690
Do you?
437
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,510
Do-- oh,do I
want to,uh...
438
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:33,580
you know what,what the hell.
439
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:35,590
Yeah,let's give it a shot.
440
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,480
What are you doing here?
441
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:39,770
Please don't lie. It'll
make thismuch more painful.
442
00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:53,620
- Mr.Carmichael...
- please.
443
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,130
Chuck.
444
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:59,500
Chuck,i think your handis
supposed to be on my hip.
445
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,740
Right.
446
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,350
Uh,apparently,I learned the
girl'spart of this dance.
447
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,960
Would you mind leading?
448
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,690
Not at all.
449
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,320
Federal agent. Don't move.
450
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,630
Don't you move.
451
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,440
Internationalagents--
mi-6.
452
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,140
Drop your gun!
453
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,660
- We're britishsecret service.
- Lower your weapon!
454
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,780
Everyone take a deep breath.
455
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,800
I'm puttingdown my gun,and
I'm gettingmy identification.
456
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,420
Slowly.
457
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,530
What are youdoing here?
458
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,580
I could ask you the same thing.
459
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,040
We've been pursuingan arms
dealer through five countries.
460
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,320
Let me guess. La ciudad?
461
00:23:08,330 --> 00:23:09,610
That's right.
462
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,970
Mi-6 intercepteda painting with
plutoniumhidden in the frame.
463
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,370
Rather thanannounce the
bust,we removedthe plutonium
464
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,690
and kept the auction in
the hopeof luring ciudad.
465
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,630
If you're not la
ciudad,then where is he?
466
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,320
Whoa,whoa,whoa,okay,okay,listen
to me,so,listen to me.
467
00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:48,000
My friend is at some sort of
artfunction at your hotel,okay?
468
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,370
Uh,now listento me clearly.
469
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,590
I need to speak to him.
470
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,640
It's a matter of life and death.
471
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,000
Describe your friend.
472
00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:54,730
Morgan:He's good-looking.
473
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:56,610
You know,it depends on
your angle,I suppose.
474
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:57,560
Uh,he's not classicallyhandsome.
475
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,720
I wouldn't say he is,you know.
476
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,510
But he makes up for itwith
charm. Lots of,uh...of charm.
477
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,550
And he's kind of a lost soul.
478
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,750
Does this funny little
thingwhen he's nervous.
479
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,760
He laughs. He goes...
480
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:05,840
he kind of does this...
481
00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:07,930
uh,anyways,what,uh,what,what?
482
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,280
Uh,brown hair,six-one.
483
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,370
Does that help at all?
484
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,520
What,uh...
485
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:13,900
what line ofwork are you in,malena?
486
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,540
Why are you so interested,mr.Carmichael?
487
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:19,320
No reason. Just making conversation.
488
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:20,300
Excuse me,sir.
489
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:21,780
Are you chuck bartowski?
490
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,860
Who,me? No!
491
00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:24,830
No,I'm carmichael.
492
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,100
Uh,that's him. That's
my... that's my friend.
493
00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:28,420
I can hear his voice. Hey,chuck!
494
00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,880
Are you sure you'renot mr.Bartowski?
495
00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:31,130
Your friend insists.
496
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,500
No,no,I insist.
497
00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:35,270
I've never heardthat name in my life.
498
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,010
I got to go. Excuse me.
499
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:44,960
Why don't we head up tomy room
now,mr.Carmichael,and find outwho you really are.
500
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,700
okay.
501
00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:55,310
Uh,so I guess we
shouldregroup in the morning?
502
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,300
Good idea.
503
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:58,200
No,wait,wait,wait,wait.
Where youguys going?
504
00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:00,110
Dude,it's just... it's
out of my pay grade.
505
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,800
I got to get someserious alcohol
in me or I am nevergoing to sleep.
506
00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,500
Anna: I'm sorry,morgan. Be strong.
507
00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,200
No,no,come on,guys,don't leave
me in herewith these computers.
508
00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:08,810
You can hand me a
slice,maybe some water.
509
00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:11,960
I need to survivethrough
the night,and I...
510
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,480
not cool!
511
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,140
Malena: Let's startwith an easy one.
512
00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:31,220
What's your real name?
513
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,580
Carmichael,charles carmichael.
514
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,470
Chuck bartowski.
515
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,190
That wasn't so hard.
516
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,430
Now...
517
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,780
before you answermy next question,
518
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:50,270
I want you to think long
andhard about my options here.
519
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:55,300
There's the old favorite--
yank out a tooth.
520
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,430
Too noisy.
521
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,330
cut off a toe.
522
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,420
That's too messy.
523
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,560
Far too messy.
524
00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:04,680
Or we can chuck you offthe balcony...
525
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,970
chuck.
526
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,480
Probably landface first.
527
00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:11,070
Teeth go through theback of your head.
528
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:15,140
not a good way to go. So...
529
00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:20,420
here's my question: Who do you work for?
530
00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:23,720
No one.
531
00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:24,530
No,no,stop,stop!
532
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,850
I fix computersfor a living!
533
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:26,640
I swear to god!
534
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,800
I snuck into the partyunder
a fake name to impress a girl!
535
00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:31,010
Please,please,down... put chair down!
536
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:31,670
Good-bye,chuck.
537
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,840
No,no,no,it's a setup!
538
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,790
What is?
539
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,470
The painting?
540
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,560
The painting.
541
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,780
The painting,I think.
542
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:41,660
I think the painting
mightbe a fake or something.
543
00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:42,520
Why?
544
00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,770
If you put me downI'll tell you.
545
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,040
I saw a photoof the painting
in the L.A.Times,okay?
546
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:52,570
But it hada different frame.
547
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,590
So I'm assuming somebody maybe
swapped it out,I don't know.
548
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,450
But if I were you,I would
not buy that painting.
549
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,930
A fake painting.
550
00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:00,500
And you had no
intentionof bidding on it?
551
00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:01,310
Me? Bid on...
552
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,130
No,not unless they
wereselling it for 25 bucks.
553
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:04,960
I mean,that's about what I
havein my decorating budget.
554
00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:08,700
Okay,tell me howto fix a computer,chuck.
555
00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:19,960
my first inclination isthat your bus speed
is not up to snuff with your video card.
556
00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,930
I'm assuming we're talking
about a pc here,right?
557
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,380
Is your memorydedicated?
558
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,320
That's enough,mr.Bartowski.
559
00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,610
I believe you.
560
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:30,180
the problem is since you've
seen me,now I have to kill you.
561
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,110
Have... have to,have to?
562
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,500
No,no,no,I disagree,I disagree...
563
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:33,490
vehemently,vehemently.
564
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,900
No,no,no,I won't
sayanything,I swear to god.
565
00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:37,680
You don't know the things
I know about people.
566
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,410
Don't worry,it'll be fast.
567
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:44,780
Good-bye,mr.Bartowski.
568
00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,290
I enjoyed our tango.
569
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,700
I didn't likeit that much.
570
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,090
- Really?
- He was kind of silly.
571
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,390
Oh,I kind of liked him. Hi.
572
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,710
They're on to us.
573
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,700
The sec knows everything.
574
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,890
Shelly,they knowabout the caymans.
575
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,710
I surrender! I surrender!
576
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,590
Get down,chuck.
577
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:21,010
Chuck:Sarah!
578
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,570
Let's do this.
579
00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:34,970
oh,my god!
580
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,170
it's okay,chuck.
581
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,580
- Are you okay?
- Okay?Okay?
582
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:40,910
Two more seconds andI'd have been dead.
583
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,200
They were going tothrow
me off the balcony.
584
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:43,420
Did you tell themyou work for us?
585
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,210
Of course not.
586
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,430
Where the hellwere you guys?
587
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,310
You're still alive.
588
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,690
I'd consider myself lucky.
589
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,680
We have to get youout of the country.
590
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,830
First we take him out.
591
00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,160
Hey.
592
00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:09,060
How was the big date?
593
00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:11,140
It was good,great,fine.
I'm going to go to bed.
594
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:11,880
- I love you.
- What?
595
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,860
No,no,no,no.
596
00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:14,860
Is that all I get?
597
00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,410
Come on,sit down.
598
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,080
I want to know,you
know,do you like this girl?
599
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,930
It'S... you know,it's complicated.
600
00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,290
Well,explain it to me
slowly,I'll catch up.
601
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,620
She's a very beautiful girl.
602
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,720
Good. Go on.
603
00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,490
And she's very agile.
604
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,130
I'm not sure how
thatapplies,but continue.
605
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,320
And I think she's tooexhausting for me.
606
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,090
Well,what happened?
607
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:43,850
Did you guys tango?
608
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:45,140
Oh,yeah,yeah. We tangoed.
609
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:49,830
In fact,we tangoedquite a bit,but awesome
taught methe woman's pa of the tango,
610
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,060
so it was a little
difficult,as one might expect.
611
00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,820
Awesome:What's up,bro?
612
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,290
- Did you do thefamous dip?
- Yeah.
613
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,670
I was on thereceiving end of that dip.
614
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,200
You did tango witha woman,right?
615
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,600
And on that note...
616
00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:04,570
no,no,no,no,no. You're
notgetting off that easy.
617
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,200
Why won't you talk to me?
618
00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,630
It's...
619
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,240
it's complicated,okay? Just let it go.
620
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,230
Fine.
621
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,340
You don't wantto talk to me,
622
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:21,540
I suggest you findsomeone to talk
to like maybe your idiot friend.
623
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:23,500
He's called about 75 times.
624
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,670
He locked himselfin a storage cage.
625
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,050
Whatever that means.
626
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,720
Oh,god! It's you.
627
00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:54,570
Dude,dude,you have no idea.
628
00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:55,540
Okay,okay,okay.
629
00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:56,930
Settle down,settle down,settle down.
630
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,550
Settle downit's all good. It's all good.
631
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,760
What happened?
632
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,280
Oh,what happened?
633
00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,770
Tang showed up,and he
dropped all these off.
634
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,570
I guess he was stashingthem,you know?
635
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,860
So...
636
00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,770
all right,let's do this.
637
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,490
What are you talking... Morgan,you
don't knowhow to fix a computer.
638
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,710
Moral support,man. Never...
639
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,120
never leaveyour wingman,okay?
640
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,090
Something your team couldlearn
a little something about.
641
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,290
Look,it's okay,man.
642
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,310
Go get some sleep,okay?
643
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,860
Are you sure?
644
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,800
'Cause you say the word
and we go down together.
645
00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:26,380
No. I appreciate that,but I think it'll be
nice to do somethingI'm actually good at,
646
00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:27,340
so I'll see you.
647
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:29,350
Fantastic. I'll see
you later.Good night.
648
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,780
Good night.
649
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,210
You finished,bartowski?
650
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,810
Mission accomplished.
651
00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:02,740
Two days was meantas an incentive.
652
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,160
I didn't think you'd really do it.
653
00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,070
I'm impressed.
654
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,770
And I'm not a maneasily impressed.
655
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:11,300
Why,I think you should know thatI only fixed
the last few--my team did most of the work.
656
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,170
They deserve the credit.
657
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,600
And you're only as
goodas your team,so...
658
00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:17,160
first rule of
management:Always take credit.
659
00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,530
Hope we can sell all this crap.
660
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:24,980
Sir,there's beena major infraction--
drinkingalcoholic beverages on the property.
661
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:28,190
Nothing wrong with a man wetting
his whistleevery once in a while.
662
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,640
Keep it out of thestore,bartowski.
663
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:31,350
Yeah.Yeah. Absolutely,sir.
664
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,890
You get extra points for style.
665
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,680
Looking sharp.
666
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,470
You look like a waiter.
667
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,520
kiss-ass.
668
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,800
Was I scared?
669
00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:45,170
Yeah. Yeah,I was scared.
670
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,860
But then this
survivalinstinct kicked in.
671
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:49,200
Something I didn'teven know I possessed.
672
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:50,410
A desire to live.
673
00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:52,350
Good news is,I may be ableto
retire off this,all right?
674
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,280
I talked to big mike.
675
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,830
I told him he'd be
hearingfrom my attorney.
676
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,750
That cage isa major fire hazard.
677
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,260
Chuck.
678
00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,490
Good work last night.
679
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,410
Okay,you know what?
680
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:02,740
I'm,I'm workingon an
all-nighter here,big guy.
681
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,820
And I realize that
you areprobably armed.
682
00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:08,900
And so I'm gonna ask youvery nicely,would
you please easeup on the sarcasm.
683
00:33:08,910 --> 00:33:10,680
I wasn't being facetious.
684
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,160
You helped us find la ciudad.
685
00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,050
But she got away.
686
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:15,110
Yeah,we got a photofrom hotel security.
687
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,490
We got a blood samplefrom
a broken window.
688
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,820
Our intel tell usshe's heading
down to central america.
689
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,170
We have peoplewaiting there.
690
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,480
You're lookin' sharp.
691
00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:24,910
Yeah,thanks.
692
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,470
That was facetious. Idiot.
693
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,800
I fixed this one personally.
694
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,400
So it should begood as new.
695
00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,300
And sorry about the delay.
696
00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,010
Chuck,hiding from work again?
697
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,530
I,uh,I-I thinkI dropped something.
698
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,400
Go away,harry!
699
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,430
Oh,you wish I would. I'm
not going anywhere,chuck.
700
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,740
When you goto sleep at night,all
you're gonna seeis tang in your face.
701
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,650
man:Excuse,please.
702
00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:14,320
Where can I finda chuck bartowski?
703
00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:16,220
Why,what's he done?
704
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,220
Because I need to speak to him.
705
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:22,570
Okay,well,if he's in any
kindof trouble,let me know.
706
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:25,440
Chuck,you have a visitor.
707
00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:28,190
Chuck?
708
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,500
Well,uh,maybeI can help you,sir.
709
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,840
I think we have some company.
710
00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:57,030
I'm on it.
711
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,360
Chuck bartowski,to the storage cage.
712
00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:01,100
Chuck bartowski,pleasereport
to the storage cage.
713
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,430
Where's the storage cage?
714
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,900
Oh,just throughhere,sir.
715
00:35:03,910 --> 00:35:05,420
I'll show you.
716
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,240
by the way we are havinga big sale on
refrigerators in case youdidn't notice.
717
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,160
Where is he?
718
00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,950
Where is chuck bartowski?
719
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,410
Sir,I'm just sales clerk.
720
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,370
Take me to him now!
721
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:39,910
oh,you!
722
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,700
You big 'ol guy... you think...
723
00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:45,030
that was so broken this morning.
724
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,510
Now that's what I callmoving
some merchandise,yeah?
725
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,760
Yeah.
726
00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,580
hang here.
727
00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:02,430
Uh,charles irving bartowskiof
the encino bartowskis,
728
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,430
could you please
reportto the returns desk.
729
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,890
Charles irving bartowski...
730
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:10,230
what?
731
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,120
Nothing,nothing. I'm
just lovingthis thing,man.
732
00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:13,980
You know what? We should
get onefor your apartment.
733
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:14,980
Oh,good news.
734
00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:18,420
They fixed the lock
onthe storage cage,so...
735
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,480
what?
736
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:25,770
I'm really sorry,sis.
737
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,810
I-I know that I'vebeen kind of evasive.
738
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,710
It's just that I...
739
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:34,490
I didn't want to lie to you and I chose notsaying
anything as being the lesserof two evils.
740
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,640
Why would youhave to lie to me?
741
00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:38,330
Ellie,I just need youto trust me and
know it has nothingto do with you.
742
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,930
But you want me to butt out. I get it.
743
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:40,720
It's none of my business.
744
00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:42,260
No! No,no,no,no,I'm not saying that!
745
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,480
I'm not saying that. I-I...
746
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:49,320
I just don't wantto create a false senseof
excitement for a relationshipthat seems doomed.
747
00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,540
Why is it doomed?
748
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,280
Because she'snot into me.
749
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,340
Uh,trust me.
750
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,990
I have seen the way thatthat girl
looks at you and she is into you.
751
00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:01,880
Really?
752
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,930
It's noneof my business.
753
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:05,790
Okay,no.
754
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,690
Okay,fine. What the hell.
755
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,330
What do you,what do you
want to ask me about sarah?
756
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,780
Really?
757
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,680
You better hurry up.
This offerwill not last.
758
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,970
Okay. Do you like her?
759
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,260
Yeah.
760
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:22,770
Da-da-da-- no,no,unnecessary
excitements.
761
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,280
Sorry. Sorry.
762
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:27,810
- What else?
- That's it.
763
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,070
- That's it?
- Yeah.
764
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,480
Chuck,that's it.
765
00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:32,480
I don't need to know
theintimate details,okay?
766
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,220
As long as you're
happy,that's enough for me.
767
00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:37,350
And I don't,I don't want to nag
you about yourfuture and your job.
768
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,390
I don't wantto be the sister that
just pestersyou into oblivion.
769
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,740
No,no,no,no,you're,you're not a pest.
770
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:47,630
I just know what an incredibleguy
charles bartowski is and...
771
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,820
and sometimes I'm not
so surethat he knows it.
772
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:55,480
How do you feel about a
brother-sister hugsituation right now?
773
00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:57,670
- I'm open to it.
- Okay.
774
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,810
oh,I'll get iT.
775
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:07,350
Sorry. I thought we
hadplans tonight,you know?
776
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,730
What is she doing here?
777
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,570
What,uh,what gave youthat impression?
778
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:14,350
Uh,when you were leavingearlier and
you were,like,see you later,dude.
779
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,850
Took you at your word.
780
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,130
It's coolif you don't want
me to be here;that's fine.
781
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,500
Just gotta stopgiving me mixed signals.
782
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,910
- Come on in.
- Super.
783
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,600
Awesome. What are we having?
784
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:30,100
- Here you go.
- Oh,thank you.Thank you.
785
00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:32,860
You okay?
786
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:35,390
Uh,occupational hazard.
787
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,300
She got in a lucky kick.
788
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,770
Congratulationson your first mission.
789
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,200
You did really good,chuck.
790
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,870
Stop it.
791
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,210
I'm not really a spy.
792
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:08,580
Your computer ended upin the head of a guy
who only knows how to fix 'em,nothing else.
793
00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:11,540
You surviveda near-death experience
under the threatof torture
794
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:14,290
and apprehended one of the
world'smost elusive killers.
795
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,270
I'm not sure you what
you thinkspies do exactly,
796
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,510
but most of us wouldconsider
that a pretty good day.
797
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,630
Okay,sure,so todayI helped take down
a major internationalarms dealer,
798
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,840
but tomorrow,tomorrow I still
gotta goclock in at buy more.
799
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,370
I mean,what's the goodof being
a hero if nobody knows about it?
800
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,290
You know.
801
00:41:34,610 --> 00:41:36,650
And so do I.
802
00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:41,400
You know,if wewere really
dating,this would bethe part
803
00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,910
where I'd be forced
to kissyou good night.
804
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,790
Forced?
805
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,890
Would it beso bad?
806
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,110
I'm sure I could sufferthrough it.
807
00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:53,250
Me,too.
808
00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:10,990
Man,that dudeis creepy.
809
00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:15,530
Agreed.
810
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:20,330
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