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At this very moment
in the town of Couer d'Couers
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Young Ned was 9 years, 27 weeks,
6 days and 3 minutes old.
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His dog Digby was 3 years, 2 weeks,
6 days, 5 hours, and 9 minutes old.
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And not a minute older.
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This was the moment young Ned realized
he wasn't like the other children.
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Nor was he like anyone
else for that matter.
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Young Ned could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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This touch was a gift given to him,
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but not by anyone in particular.
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There was no box, no instructions,
no manufacturer's warantee.
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It just was.
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The terms of use weren't
immediately clear,
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Nor were they of immediate concern.
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Yound Ned was in love...
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Her name was Chuck.
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At this very moment she was 8 years
42 weeks 3 hours and 2 minutes old.
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Young Ned did not think of her as being
born or hatched or conceived in anyway.
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Chuck came ready-made
from the Play-Doh fun factory of life.
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In their imaginations, yound Ned and the
girl named Chuck conquered the world.
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Long after their play date was over,
young Ned remained under Chuck's spell.
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Until a blood vessel in his mother's
brain burst, killing her instantly.
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Must have slipped.
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Clumsy. Did the timer go off?
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Young Ned's random gift that was,
came with a caveat or too.
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It was a gift that not only gave.
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It took.
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Young Ned discovered he could
only bring the dead back to life
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for one minute without consequences.
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Any longer and someone else had to die.
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In the grand universal scheme of things,
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young Ned traded his mother's life
for Chuck's father's.
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Come on big daddy, into bed.
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But there was one more thing
about touching
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dead things that young Ned didn't know.
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And he learned it
in the most unfortunate way.
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First touch : life.
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Second touch : dead again, forever.
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He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.
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After a brief mourning period,
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Young Ned's father would
hustle him off to boarding school.
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Never to be seen again.
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Chuck would be fostered
by aunts Lily and Vivian,
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A renowned synchronized swimming duo.
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They shared matching personality
disorders and a love for fine cheese.
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At their respective parent's funerals
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Dizzy with grief, curiosity
and hormones ;
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young Ned and the girl named Chuck,
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had their first and only kiss.
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After his mother's death,
Ned avoided social attachments,
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fearing what he'd do if someone
else he loved died.
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And he became obsessed with pies.
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It's 19 years 34 weeks
1 day and 59 minutes later,
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Heretofore known as now.
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Young Ned has become the pie-maker.
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And this is where he makes his pies.
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The peaches never brown,
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the dead fruit in his hand becomes ripe
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with everlasting flavor
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as long as he only touches it once.
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Every day I come in, I pick a pie,
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I concentrate all my love on that pie,
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if I love it, someone else is gonna
love it, and you know what?
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By the end of the day,
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I've sold more of those pies
than any other pie in the bakery.
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- Yeah? What pie do you love today?
- Rhubarb.
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I'll stick with three plum, a la mode.
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Emerson Cod was the sole keeper
of the pie-maker's secret.
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And this is how he came to be the sole
keeper of the pie-maker's secret.
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A private investigator,
Mr. Cod met the pie-maker
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when his Pie Hole was
on the verge of financial ruin.
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Mr. Cod proposed a partnership.
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Murders are much easier to solve when
you can ask the victim who killed them.
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The pie-maker reluctantly agreed.
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I ask you not to use the word zombie,
it's disrespectful.
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Stumbling around, squawking for brain,
that's not how they do.
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An undead, nobody
wants to be un-anything,
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Why begin a statement
with a negative?
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It's like saying : I don't disagree.
Just say you agree.
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Are you confortable with living dead?
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You're either living or you're dead.
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When you're living your life
when you're dead,
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that's what you are but when you're dead
and then you're not, you're alive again.
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Can't we say alive again?
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Didn't that sound nice?
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It sounds like you are a narcoleptic.
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I suffer from sudden
uncontrolable attacks of deep sleep?
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- What's the other one?
- Necrophiliac?
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All these sound alike,
get mixed up in my head.
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Me too. I used to think
masturbation meant chewing your food.
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I don't think that anymore.
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Can you lock the door behind you?
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So you want in on
this opportunity or not?
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A dog is involved.
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- What kind of dog?
- It's gonna be a dead dog.
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A dead dog named Cantaloupe.
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They're putting her down.
Allegedly killed her owner.
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- When you say allegedly...
- Cantaloupe was framed.
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Someone put a part of the victim
in her mouth.
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Docile as a kitten, says the family.
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Despite it being a Chow, the breed
most likely to turn on its owner.
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That's racial profiling.
Look here.
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If the dog is innocent,
then it's murder.
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And if it's murder,
then there's a reward.
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The facts were these :
one Leonard Gaswint
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39 years, 42 weeks, 5 days,
3 hours and 26 minutes old,
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was found mauled to death
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in his home office.
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His dog Cantaloupe was the sole witness
and only suspect in the murder.
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Convinced of her innocence,
the Gaswint family
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offered a significant reward
to find the real killer.
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You're the dog expert?
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Already had a dog expert.
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I'm the...
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... other one.
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How's he look?
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Fine, but my threshold's pretty high,
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so you have to take what I say
with a grain of salt.
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That ain't a grain of salt.
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that's one of them blocks
they give cows to lick.
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He can't help how he is.
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That don't make it any less dramatic.
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- For who?
- Me.
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And I'm sure him, but mainly me.
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I'm gonna wait outside.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Sorry to disturb you Mr. Gaswint
or Leonard,
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- do you prefer-
- Leo!
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Your current condition...
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Do I have something right here?
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There's nothing right there.
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- Damn dog.
- Cantaloupe?
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No, Cantaloupe is docile as a kitten.
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It's that Rottweiler,
my secretary sicked her dog on me.
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She's been upset
since last year's Christmas party.
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You know, it's a funny story...
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Was it the Chow?
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The secretary... with her Rottweiler.
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Her good name cleared
and her execution stayed,
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Cantaloupe was freed.
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And the secretary and her Rottweiler
were hauled to justice.
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An anonymous tip led
to solving the murder
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of a Michigan entrepreneur thought
to be mauled to death by a family pet.
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The truth however is much more sinister.
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Olive Snook enjoyed
her time with Digby.
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He was a surrogate
for the human connection
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she wanted with the pie-maker.
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Her desperate attempts to connect
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to someone
so disconnected terrified him.
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But that didn't stop her from trying.
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How was your convention?
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Conventional.
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How is Digby?
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Neurotic. He's a very needy dog.
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Do you pet him?
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Maybe if you pet him once in a while,
he wouldn't be so neurotic.
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I pet him, I'm allergic so I can't
actually touch him but I pet him.
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With a stick? How do you pet him?
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A stick is involved but it's more like
a handle to a... petting device.
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A dog needs to be touched.
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We all need to be touched.
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You touch him.
Other people touch him.
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He's your dog.
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Do you...
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... touch anything?
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Of course, I...
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I touch lots of things.
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With affection.
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When was the last time
someone touched you with affection?
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I get touched...
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Can you get Digby's leash now?
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You don't mind
that I don't touch you, do you?
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And then came the event
that changed everything.
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In other news... the body of
a young woman allegedly murdered
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aboard a cruise ship
has been recovered from the sea.
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The victim's identity
is being withheld...
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The pie-maker listened
intently to the news,
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unaware that he stopped breathing.
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He was haunted by the name of this woman
who met her end on the high seas.
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Oh, my... here's your leash.
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But he didn't know why...
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Her name is still withheld,
very little is known of the victim
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who was reportedly travelling alone
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when murdered aboard
a passenger ship that was returning
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from a tropical cruise sailing between
the United States and Tahiti.
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The ship's captain initially
dismissed the death as an accident,
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suggesting the victim likely
returned from a late night out...
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hurt herself retrieving ice.
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Been watching the news lately?
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Doesn't seem like much going on in
the world besides a dead girl on a boat.
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I'd going on with that dead girl.
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Is that so?
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50000 $ worth of "that's so".
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- You're interested in a conversation?
- I could be persuaded.
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Well, you better be persuaded quick
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as the dead girl's about
to go into ground.
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They just put her out of the water.
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Jewish.
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Christians leave them laying around,
Jews got to get them buried.
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- Where’re we going?
- Couer d'Couers.
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- You ever been there?
- I grew up there. Sort of...
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This dead girl from Couer d'Couers,
does she have a name?
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Charlotte Charles...
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Chuck...
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The pie-maker
never returned to Couer d'Couers
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after being sent away to school.
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But he thought of Chuck everyday.
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- You know this girl?
- I know of her.
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Know of her in the biblical sense?
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I haven't thought of her since I was 10.
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Think of her a lot when you were 10?
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Don't remember anything when I was 10.
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The pie-maker remembers everything.
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The facts were these...
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Charlotte Charles, 28 years, 24 weeks,
3 days, 11 hours and 51 minutes old
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was found floating in the ocean moments
after her body was discarded there.
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"Discarded by whom?"
seemed to be a question
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only Charlotte Charles could answer.
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The funeral director,
always eager to supplement his income,
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Gentlemen.
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was more than happy to grant
the deceased an audience.
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I just wanna... I wanna...
Can I do this one alone?
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On account of... you know...
the whole historical context of...
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You have something
personal you need to say?
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No...
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OK, maybe. But I've nothing
to gain but a small amount of closure.
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What you got so open
it needs closure?
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Just wanna say I'm sorry for something,
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one of those stupid things kids do,
they don't know they're doing.
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Yeah, well,
you ask who killed her first.
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- OK.
- You only got a minute.
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- I know.
- 60 seconds.
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- I know.
- All right.
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Only Prince Charming could know
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how the pie-maker
felt upon looking at her.
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Great thought was taken
as to where to touch her.
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The lip's too forward.
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The cheek...
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The cheek.
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- Chuck, wait!
- Who are you?
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You remember the little boy who lived
next door to you when your dad died?
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Ned? Oh, my God! Hey, how are you?
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Good, you look great.
You know what's happening right now?
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I had the strangest dream, I was being
strangled to death with a plastic sack.
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You were strangled to death
with a plastic sack.
247
00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:40,002
That's probably an odd thing to hear
248
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,915
but I wasn't quite sure
how to sugar-coat it.
249
00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:45,671
You only have a minute... less.
250
00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:47,373
What can I do in less than a minute?
251
00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:50,770
You could tell me who killed you,
so... you know, justice can be served.
252
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,932
That's really sweet
but I don't know who killed me.
253
00:15:52,947 --> 00:15:53,986
I went to go to get ice
254
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,381
and I dropped my room key
in the icemaker, as I was thinking,
255
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,720
... "That was dumb".
- She was thinking, "That was dumb",
256
00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:01,671
Chuck was strangled
to death with a plastic sack.
257
00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,815
And then you touched my cheek.
258
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,953
- What's going on?
- Just a second!
259
00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:08,513
- Is my time up?
- I'm sorry.
260
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,688
Well... thanks for calling me Chuck.
261
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,923
Do you know, nobody's
called me Chuck since...
262
00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:16,737
... since you.
263
00:16:17,449 --> 00:16:19,680
And I used to,
when I lived next door to you...
264
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:21,323
I had a cr... I was in...
265
00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:24,348
You were my first kiss.
266
00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,111
Yeah?
267
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,117
You were my first kiss too.
268
00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:33,806
You wanna be my last kiss?
First and last? Is that weird?
269
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,674
That's not weird.
270
00:16:37,312 --> 00:16:38,326
It's magical.
271
00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:42,160
Chuck's minute of life was nearly over.
272
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,508
The pie-maker's lips went
as far as they would go.
273
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,934
He couldn't will them to go any further.
274
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,492
And as a consequence...
275
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:03,537
... the funeral director
would go no further.
276
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,035
Hey, if you don't wanna kiss me,
it's OK. I just thought it might be...
277
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,828
No, I want to, I do, I...
278
00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:22,244
What if you didn't have to... be dead.
279
00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,388
Well, that would be preferable.
280
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:28,633
Nobody can know.
281
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,596
Hop in!
282
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,722
I got to think of a way
to get you out of here.
283
00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:37,575
Can you lie really still,
until I get back?
284
00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:43,265
Doesn't know. Didn't know.
285
00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,547
So somebody just threw
her carcass overboard.
286
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,913
- Why're you sweating?
- I'm... It's warm in there. What?
287
00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,311
- Your eye's twitching.
- My eye?
288
00:17:49,326 --> 00:17:51,285
You eye is twitching.
289
00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,996
When people aren't being honest,
their eye twitches.
290
00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:56,043
Right there. Like yours did just now.
291
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,968
It's nerves.
Aggravated by a stomach thing.
292
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,045
It's like acid reflux but in my eye.
293
00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:02,476
I think I'm gonna stay for the service.
294
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:03,818
Is that so?
295
00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:07,104
Just feeling nostalgic. Do you remember
how to get back to the station?
296
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:10,819
It's down the...
I'll catch a later bus.
297
00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:53,569
Lying in the dark, Chuck considered
how she came to be lying in the dark.
298
00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:58,726
She considered the life
that was with aunts Lily and Vivian.
299
00:19:00,496 --> 00:19:05,506
Their personality disorders blossomed
into incapacitating social phobia.
300
00:19:05,932 --> 00:19:09,472
Which made it difficult
for them to leave the house.
301
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,822
Which in turn made it difficult
for Chuck to leave them.
302
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:18,052
She served her community
by harvesting honey for the homeless.
303
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:21,359
She never strayed far from home.
304
00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,975
She read about people
she could never be,
305
00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:26,433
and adventures she would never have.
306
00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:30,234
Life was good enough,
until one day, it wasn't.
307
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:31,999
Chuck wanted more.
308
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:36,332
But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique,
she got more than she bargained for.
309
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,398
Hey, I think somebody's truck's on fire.
310
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:42,839
Oh Gee!
311
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,384
Sorry I'm late.
312
00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:53,456
Only Sleeping Beauty could know
how she felt at this moment.
313
00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,194
I can't even hug you,
what if you need a hug?
314
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:01,629
A hug can turn your day around.
315
00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:02,767
I'm not a fan of hug.
316
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,185
Then you haven't been hug properly,
317
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,808
it's like an emotional Heimlich
someone puts their arms around you
318
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,554
and they give you a squeeze and...
319
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,917
All your fear and anxiety
come shooting out of your mouth
320
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,634
in a big wet wad and
you can breathe again.
321
00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,020
That's fine for someone else to do
322
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:16,207
if I'm choking on something other
than emotion but
323
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,348
you can't touch me.
324
00:20:17,695 --> 00:20:19,086
So a kiss is out of the question?
325
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,010
I've lost my train of thought.
326
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,762
How long have you been thinking
about this?
327
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,842
Like thinking thinking?
That wasn't premeditated,
328
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:35,123
I wasn't lying in wait,
more like I was musing on the idea
329
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,248
not you know,
330
00:20:36,358 --> 00:20:38,209
dwelling,
there were times I did dwell on you
331
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:39,379
about you, a little.
332
00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:42,875
But I wasn't seriously considering
till the exact moment I did it
333
00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:44,655
or didn't do it...
334
00:20:45,755 --> 00:20:47,583
I was wondering if you'd come back.
335
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,518
I guess you came back
when I needed you most.
336
00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,057
Well that would have been
before I was killed,
337
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:53,858
but this worked out.
338
00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,794
You understand you can't go
back, right?
339
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,135
You can't see your aunts.
340
00:20:57,169 --> 00:20:59,184
They'll go off their rockers
without me. Besides,
341
00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:01,159
they're shut-in,
it's not like they talk to anybody.
342
00:21:01,174 --> 00:21:02,740
People aren't used
to this sort of thing.
343
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,808
Issues of morality,
how come she's not dead anymore?
344
00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:05,907
It'd be a disaster.
345
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,666
I suppose dying is as good an excuse
as any to start living.
346
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:19,833
This is Digby.
347
00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,818
Wasn't your old dog named Digby?
348
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:23,173
This is him.
349
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:25,655
Did you...?
350
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,180
And now is here?
351
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,570
Yeah.
352
00:21:28,946 --> 00:21:30,116
You seem to do that a lot.
353
00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:31,293
Why do you do that a lot?
354
00:21:31,364 --> 00:21:32,385
It's just the two of you.
355
00:21:34,144 --> 00:21:36,392
I hate to be a bad host
but I'm sort of exhausted
356
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,170
- from chasing your coffin.
- Oh yeah, of course.
357
00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:42,734
I'm gonna sleep here,
you take the bed, I insist.
358
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:47,184
My eyes are rolling back into my head.
359
00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:49,971
I'm lying down now.
360
00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:01,050
I'd kiss you but it would kill me.
361
00:22:02,851 --> 00:22:04,810
28 year-old lonely tourist
Charlotte Charles
362
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,489
was laid to rest earlier today.
363
00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:09,667
She is survived by her aunts,
Vivian and Lili Charles,
364
00:22:09,908 --> 00:22:10,955
In a strange bed,
365
00:22:10,970 --> 00:22:13,490
watching her own funeral
on the evening news,
366
00:22:13,505 --> 00:22:17,081
Chuck was strucked
by the undignified nature of celebrity.
367
00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:21,024
No one wants to be famous
for the way they die.
368
00:22:21,087 --> 00:22:24,400
Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
has offered a $50,000 reward
369
00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:26,308
in the murder of Charlotte Charles.
370
00:22:29,603 --> 00:22:30,603
Ned?
371
00:22:35,163 --> 00:22:37,546
Would I be alive right now
if I knew who killed me?
372
00:22:38,196 --> 00:22:39,284
Of course, don't be silly,
373
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,185
that's something in the news
about the reward.
374
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,941
You said you wanted to know who killed
me so that justice could be served.
375
00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:45,560
And I don't think
justice was on the menu,
376
00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:47,270
maybe as a side dish
but not as an entree.
377
00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:48,538
It's most definitely an entree.
378
00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:51,011
It was a special of the day.
Can we drop the metaphore?
379
00:22:51,075 --> 00:22:53,804
I wouldn't have known you had died
if it weren't for the reward.
380
00:22:53,836 --> 00:22:55,043
When were you gonna tell me?
381
00:22:55,077 --> 00:22:57,678
In the morning, or when it came up
which ever didn't come first.
382
00:22:57,699 --> 00:22:59,493
$50,000, that makes a lot of pie.
383
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,259
25,000, I have a business partner.
384
00:23:01,628 --> 00:23:04,394
- What? It's a business?
- Not in the traditional sense.
385
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,221
You touch murdered victims,
386
00:23:06,236 --> 00:23:08,115
you ask who killed them,
you touch them again,
387
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:10,059
they go back to being dead,
and then you...
388
00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:11,243
collect the reward?
389
00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:12,846
That's it in a nutshell.
390
00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:14,208
So you're after my reward?
391
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,143
I'm not mad at you,
I just want to know...
392
00:23:16,158 --> 00:23:17,931
I'll be mad at you
if you lie to me though.
393
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:18,946
I don't want your reward.
394
00:23:18,947 --> 00:23:21,586
I'll be so mad if you're lying,
you'll have me scratching the drapes.
395
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,765
I'm not lying.
396
00:23:22,981 --> 00:23:24,955
Please don't attack
the window treatments.
397
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,952
Okay, go back to sleep.
398
00:24:24,325 --> 00:24:25,758
I'm a friend of Ned's.
399
00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:29,928
Does he touch you?
400
00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:34,336
- So how was the service?
- You know, I just paid my respects.
401
00:24:34,868 --> 00:24:36,405
You weren't looking to get paid?
402
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,631
Might see a dead woman
speaking to you in confidence
403
00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:41,222
as an opportunity to make
a whole lot of money by your lonesome.
404
00:24:41,237 --> 00:24:44,861
- Regardless of prior arrangements.
- There's no opportunity here.
405
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,800
Are you the business partner?
406
00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:48,856
- Yes, Ma'am.
- Found her upstairs.
407
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,964
Doesn't she look a lot
like that dead girl?
408
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,883
She looks exactly like that dead girl.
409
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,082
You should take that as a compliment,
she was pretty.
410
00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:56,311
Pie time.
411
00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:58,197
Pie time?
412
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:03,464
I've been ruminating and by ruminating ;
I mean pondering not chewing cud.
413
00:25:03,481 --> 00:25:05,621
How about we solve my murder
and collect the reward?
414
00:25:05,646 --> 00:25:06,828
wouldn't that be poetic?
415
00:25:07,281 --> 00:25:08,365
Certainly an anecdote.
416
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:09,785
She's supposed to be in the ground.
417
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,187
I thought you didn't want the reward.
418
00:25:11,202 --> 00:25:14,639
No, I wanted you not to want
the reward. $50,000 is a lot of money.
419
00:25:15,421 --> 00:25:16,421
Three way split.
420
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,520
30-30-40?
421
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,010
It's only fair I get more ;
I did die for it.
422
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,670
I'm not a detective, I make pies.
423
00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:23,984
You can't just touch somebody's life
and be done with it.
424
00:25:23,999 --> 00:25:25,318
Yes I can, that's how I roll.
425
00:25:25,463 --> 00:25:26,768
I could do 30-30-40.
426
00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,485
She's supposed to be dead.
427
00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:30,073
You're supposed to be dead.
428
00:25:30,712 --> 00:25:32,442
- This is pushing your luck.
- Yeah, well,
429
00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,286
luck pushed me first.
430
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,911
It's just so shockingly stupid,
I have a hard time believing you did it.
431
00:25:41,244 --> 00:25:42,738
You just agreed to be her partner.
432
00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:44,789
I intend to profit from your stupidity.
433
00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:45,936
Are you in love with her?
434
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,469
Cause it's that level of stupid...
435
00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:49,940
I'll admit to being confused,
it's a very confusing time.
436
00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:52,675
Childhood issues,
digging in the dirt, it's all coming up.
437
00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,869
You know what?
We all have childhood issues, okay?
438
00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:55,870
Believe me, I got
439
00:25:55,871 --> 00:25:58,585
the full subscription, okay?
Horror stories.
440
00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:00,568
I kind of killed her dad when I was 10.
441
00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:02,052
Maybe not horror stories.
442
00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:04,008
She doesn't know.
443
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,043
But I wanted to make it better
or different in what it was because
444
00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:09,625
what it was was her dead and
I didn't that to be my fault too.
445
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:11,093
But who died instead?
446
00:26:13,384 --> 00:26:15,235
It's a random proximity thing.
447
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,405
- Bitch! I was in proximity.
- I wasn't thinking.
448
00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:20,412
I wondered what happened to him.
449
00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:22,589
He was a very very bad man.
450
00:26:22,604 --> 00:26:25,561
He stole stuff off dead people
and sold it on the internet.
451
00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:27,605
- It's all on the obituary.
- That's nice.
452
00:26:27,778 --> 00:26:29,837
The fact
that he was a very very bad man
453
00:26:29,852 --> 00:26:31,536
makes you feel better
about what you did?
454
00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:32,965
Yes, immensely.
455
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,937
I would've felt horrible if it was...
456
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,696
you for example.
457
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,389
I'm not proud.
458
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,159
You know what? I'm glad you did it.
459
00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:42,321
Makes the worst thing I ever did
seem insignificant.
460
00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:44,183
Listen to you, all judgy judge.
461
00:26:44,297 --> 00:26:45,744
Judgy judge?
Look.
462
00:26:46,566 --> 00:26:50,125
You don't know anything about this girl
except she got herself killed.
463
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,435
I'm not who you think I am.
464
00:26:55,187 --> 00:26:56,406
Who does he think you are?
465
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,828
The small town girl
who never saw the world,
466
00:26:58,843 --> 00:27:00,650
only to have her first time out
be her last.
467
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:02,293
Well, that is who I am but
468
00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:05,198
I was hoisted by my own petard.
469
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,230
What's the petard?
470
00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:08,215
In my case,
the petard is that Tahitian getaway
471
00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,278
was a devil's bargain.
472
00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:11,200
- Who's the devil?
- Deedee Dafield.
473
00:27:11,568 --> 00:27:13,419
Manager Boutique Travel Travel Boutique.
474
00:27:13,434 --> 00:27:15,653
She offered me a high seas adventure
at no cost.
475
00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,497
All I had to do was pick up a package.
476
00:27:17,752 --> 00:27:19,383
- Are you a drug mule?
- No.
477
00:27:20,532 --> 00:27:22,192
I'm a monkey mule.
478
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,561
And these are the
monkeys in question.
479
00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:27,625
You died for a pair of plaster monkeys.
480
00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:30,733
Deedee said they weren't worth much,
their only value was sentimental.
481
00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:32,571
Those must have been
some emotional monkeys.
482
00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:34,221
You should ask Deedee about all of this,
483
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,936
I'm very curious as what she has to say.
484
00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:39,926
Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
manager Deedee Dafield
485
00:27:39,941 --> 00:27:42,695
hoped the $50,000 reward
would catch her killer
486
00:27:42,747 --> 00:27:44,416
before her killer caught her.
487
00:27:46,996 --> 00:27:50,705
The reward failed short
of achieving its desired goal.
488
00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:54,591
I guess I can't be too mad at her.
489
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:57,045
Is that how they found me?
It's humiliating.
490
00:27:57,229 --> 00:27:58,605
How long she's been here?
491
00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:00,341
Touch the poor bitch and ask her.
492
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,943
I'm sort of embarrassed to do it
in front of you.
493
00:28:19,570 --> 00:28:21,201
Hey, Charlotte.
494
00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,690
Hey, Deedee.
495
00:28:22,818 --> 00:28:25,953
Now, had I known you'd be the first
person I'd see when I got to...
496
00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:27,569
Is this...
497
00:28:27,945 --> 00:28:28,945
Which one is this?
498
00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:30,607
This is neither.
Well, maybe it's both,
499
00:28:30,622 --> 00:28:31,839
but listen, this is the deal.
500
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:34,293
You get to talk for like a minute,
501
00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:36,732
we're gonna catch up
and then you're not talking anymore.
502
00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:37,946
Does everyone get to do this?
503
00:28:37,961 --> 00:28:39,648
Cause, girl, we got to break it down.
504
00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:41,246
Did you know I was gonna get killed?
505
00:28:41,357 --> 00:28:43,180
I thought there might
be the possibility,
506
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,225
yes, I'm really sorry about that,
I probably should've said something.
507
00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,708
But to be honest, and...
508
00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:49,559
really why not at this point?
509
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,757
If it was safe,
I would've done it myself.
510
00:28:51,842 --> 00:28:53,289
God, this is fantastic.
511
00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:54,565
Being honest is fun.
512
00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:57,700
Ask her who killed her and you
and what's with the monkeys.
513
00:28:57,827 --> 00:28:58,837
Who are those people?
514
00:28:58,877 --> 00:29:00,724
That's Emerson,
I don't really know him,
515
00:29:01,044 --> 00:29:02,044
and this is Ned.
516
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:03,642
He was my first kiss.
517
00:29:05,089 --> 00:29:06,932
You're adorable.
518
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,408
Look at...
519
00:29:11,635 --> 00:29:12,635
You couldn't have...
520
00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:14,332
Scooted back a little.
521
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,809
I didn't know she was gonna
touch my cheek, who does that?
522
00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,670
Actually, she does that a lot.
523
00:29:18,744 --> 00:29:20,874
All right, but why would
whoever killed you kill her
524
00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:22,167
when he already got his monkeys?
525
00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:25,043
I dropped my key in the icemaker,
he couldn't get into my room.
526
00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:28,760
For Pete's sake.
527
00:29:29,157 --> 00:29:30,448
This is a nightmare.
528
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,772
He doesn't have the monkeys.
529
00:29:32,983 --> 00:29:35,660
When you get murdered on a boat,
where do they send your things?
530
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,980
Your next of kin.
531
00:29:58,951 --> 00:29:59,951
You stay here.
532
00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:01,505
I just want to look in the window.
533
00:30:01,518 --> 00:30:03,616
You can't. You can have your pie
but you can't eat it,
534
00:30:03,617 --> 00:30:05,587
that's the way it works.
- You're making me hungry.
535
00:30:05,588 --> 00:30:07,591
I was supposed to keep them
sane and I left.
536
00:30:07,592 --> 00:30:09,332
I'd just die if anything
happened to them,
537
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,453
I mean I'd die... again.
538
00:30:11,468 --> 00:30:14,231
We'll make sure your aunts are safe
and then we'll call the police.
539
00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:16,560
I wish I could give you
an emotional Heimlich
540
00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:19,560
'cause you could cough up that
wad of fear and anxiety but I can't.
541
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:22,611
Give her a hug.
542
00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:33,681
That was from me.
543
00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:44,386
Aunt Vivian and Aunt Lily were
all Chuck had
544
00:30:44,415 --> 00:30:46,991
and before Chuck
all they had was each other.
545
00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:52,794
While still in their teens they made
a name for themselves as the
546
00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:55,087
"Darling Mermaid Darlings".
547
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:06,551
Many, many, many years later
548
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,081
still holding on to their fading
glory as underwater artists
549
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,713
their lives were changed forever,
550
00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:17,818
when Lily, while cleaning the litterbox,
got dirty cat sand in her eye.
551
00:31:18,016 --> 00:31:20,623
Not only did she lose her eye
552
00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:24,215
but the "Darling Mermaid Darlings"
lost their careers.
553
00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:26,537
They retreated behind a fence
554
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:30,019
and made sure the world
stayed on the other side.
555
00:31:31,179 --> 00:31:32,215
Hello?
556
00:31:32,255 --> 00:31:33,982
Hi, my name is Ned.
557
00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:36,133
I lived next door 20 years ago.
558
00:31:36,388 --> 00:31:38,653
I am... was a friend of Chuck's.
559
00:31:39,502 --> 00:31:40,917
Charlotte's, rather.
560
00:31:42,757 --> 00:31:44,257
Please, come in.
561
00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:46,050
Please.
562
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:58,128
Charlotte was a firecracker, always
trying to get us out of the house,
563
00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:00,676
threatening to bake antidepressants
into our food.
564
00:32:00,702 --> 00:32:03,156
It got to the point I was scared
to eat anything she cooked.
565
00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:05,715
She was a good cook
and a nice girl.
566
00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:07,442
Do you like girls?
567
00:32:08,121 --> 00:32:09,121
Yes, Ma'am.
568
00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,787
Charlotte was a nice girl.
569
00:32:11,815 --> 00:32:13,166
With the exception of puberty...
570
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,979
Which was unfortunately when Lily
was going through a change of life.
571
00:32:16,013 --> 00:32:19,458
Impolite to discuss a person's menopause
in mixed company.
572
00:32:19,515 --> 00:32:21,298
It nearly killed me.
573
00:32:21,646 --> 00:32:23,203
Horrible, the way Charlotte died.
574
00:32:23,298 --> 00:32:24,344
On a cruise...
575
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,129
Last days spent surrounded
by middle-aged overweight women
576
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:31,059
who wear sweatshirts with things
sewn to them.
577
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,672
Usually kittens made of felt.
578
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:35,223
And the food is perfectly atrocious.
579
00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,206
Unless she enjoyed
vomiting and diarrhea,
580
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,374
I can't imagine
she had a good last meal.
581
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,995
Good last meal
can go a long way.
582
00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:43,786
Our penal system
makes a point of it.
583
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,614
It's nice she had a little glimpse
of the world before she died.
584
00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,479
Nah, the world isn't that great.
585
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,600
Well, at least she had
the good sense not to fly.
586
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:53,053
Airplanes fall out of
the sky every day.
587
00:32:59,074 --> 00:33:02,807
Cheese. I would recommend
the pure goat with blue ash...
588
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:04,502
it has a grassy flavor.
589
00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:07,909
It does have a grassy flavor.
590
00:33:07,994 --> 00:33:09,834
It's delicious with Charlotte's honey.
591
00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:12,410
You haven't lived
until you've tasted her honey.
592
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,533
The homeless love it.
593
00:33:16,605 --> 00:33:19,147
Not to change the subjects but,
594
00:33:19,424 --> 00:33:21,327
has the cruiseline returned
her belongings?
595
00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:24,243
Specifically a stainless
steel briefcase.
596
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:31,405
Chuck couldn't remember why she was
so desperate to leave this life behind.
597
00:33:31,858 --> 00:33:34,632
She missed her aunts,
she missed her bees.
598
00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:37,717
She missed everything she was.
599
00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:50,031
Hello?
600
00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:03,364
Smuggling monkeys put
an end to her life.
601
00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:07,016
Chuck didn't want to be remembered
as the lonely tourist.
602
00:34:07,752 --> 00:34:10,470
She wanted to be remembered
as something sweeter.
603
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,054
Unaware of Lily's fate upstairs,
604
00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:50,828
the pie-maker did his best
to comfort Vivian.
605
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:53,008
Charlotte always wanted to get away.
606
00:34:53,546 --> 00:34:55,754
She got away further
than any of us thought.
607
00:34:56,858 --> 00:35:00,849
In a rare moment of sensitivity,
he reached out and touched her.
608
00:35:09,738 --> 00:35:12,682
Not realizing she didn't like
being touched.
609
00:35:15,569 --> 00:35:17,862
I go see if she needs
any help bringing it down.
610
00:35:38,923 --> 00:35:40,169
Didn't I kill you?
611
00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:43,820
I can hold my breath for a long time.
612
00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,832
The jig appeared to be up.
613
00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:57,578
Aunt Lily was looking
directly at her niece.
614
00:35:57,635 --> 00:36:00,069
Her niece who wasn't supposed
to be alive.
615
00:36:00,635 --> 00:36:02,221
And if she possessed
two good eyes...
616
00:36:03,721 --> 00:36:05,193
... she would have seen her.
617
00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:25,263
A rush of warmth
washed over the pie-maker.
618
00:36:27,443 --> 00:36:30,387
He would later describe
this feeling as "delight".
619
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:34,803
The girl he rescued from death
had returned the favor.
620
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:45,673
Former "Darling Mermaid Darlings"
Vivian and Lily Charles
621
00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:49,297
defeated a deadly home invader
who may have some connection
622
00:36:49,353 --> 00:36:51,278
to the smuggling-related murder
of their niece
623
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:53,175
lonely tourist
Charlotte Charles.
624
00:36:53,373 --> 00:36:55,609
When asked about a
"Darling Mermaid Darlings" reunion,
625
00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,157
the sisters mentioned
a benefit performance to support
626
00:36:58,242 --> 00:37:00,308
"Honey for the Homeless"
was in the works.
627
00:37:10,641 --> 00:37:12,396
Was this really an act of kindness?
628
00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:13,585
Me, here...
629
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,755
Were you really trying
to do something good
630
00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:18,586
for no other reason than to help me?
631
00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:20,832
I was being selfish.
632
00:37:21,762 --> 00:37:23,625
I'd love to tell myself
I was being unselfish
633
00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:25,531
but I know deep down in
my primal sweet spot
634
00:37:25,587 --> 00:37:27,682
I was being unselfish
for selfish reasons.
635
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:33,117
I just thought, my world would be
a better place if you were in it.
636
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,570
Is there anything else I should know?
637
00:37:41,015 --> 00:37:42,742
The pie-maker wanted to tell Chuck
638
00:37:42,842 --> 00:37:45,884
about that fateful afternoon
when he inadvertently
639
00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:48,913
killed her father, but instead he said :
640
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:51,810
No.
641
00:37:56,873 --> 00:37:59,977
Well I figure since they cost me my
life, I should get to keep at least one.
642
00:38:00,095 --> 00:38:03,152
And seeing that I wouldn't be alive
if it wasn't for you...
643
00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:05,204
I want you to have the other one.
644
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:10,657
It's like those
little half-heart pendants...
645
00:38:10,738 --> 00:38:11,788
except with monkeys.
646
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,695
Thank you for bringing me back to life.
647
00:38:18,806 --> 00:38:19,806
You're welcome.
648
00:38:33,866 --> 00:38:35,931
Oh, these are heavy...
649
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:49,690
The monkeys value was significantly
more than sentimental.
650
00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:51,417
They were golden.
651
00:38:52,691 --> 00:38:55,606
The man who killed Chuck
was killed by Aunt Lily.
652
00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:59,258
After collecting the $50,000 reward,
653
00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:02,202
Vivian and Lily had
a renewed interest in the world
654
00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:03,674
on the other side of their fence.
655
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,712
They retreated
from their retreat...
656
00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:09,166
and took the plunge.
657
00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:12,987
Emerson Cod was plunged
into something else altogether...
658
00:39:13,129 --> 00:39:14,403
A three-way split.
659
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,529
You know this whole thing is sort of
like reincarnation but more immediate.
660
00:39:17,611 --> 00:39:18,666
Sort of.
661
00:39:18,706 --> 00:39:20,064
Do you believe in reincarnation?
662
00:39:20,121 --> 00:39:22,725
Hell no.
The planet's falling appart.
663
00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:24,763
Right now, it's the children's problem.
664
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:27,198
We reincarnate, it's our problem.
665
00:39:27,255 --> 00:39:29,576
- Afternoon.
- You're the toxicologist?
666
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,284
Yes.
667
00:39:32,322 --> 00:39:34,303
Aren't you the dog expert?
668
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:37,370
No.
669
00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:42,351
The facts were these :
670
00:39:42,593 --> 00:39:46,453
One Matthew Miltonburger,
a paddy certify scup professional
671
00:39:46,647 --> 00:39:49,759
37 years, 6 hours
and 45 minutes old.
672
00:39:49,984 --> 00:39:54,314
was found dead in the lobster tank
of a franchise steak and lobster house.
673
00:39:55,054 --> 00:39:58,706
Before Mr. Miltonburger could get
into the specifics of his demise...
674
00:40:00,957 --> 00:40:03,176
Chuck thought it would be nice to ask :
- Hi
675
00:40:03,177 --> 00:40:06,134
Do you have any last words
or thoughts or requests?
676
00:40:08,854 --> 00:40:11,776
- What?
- Just something I never thought to ask.
677
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,878
As he stared at her, he reached
around his back and held his own hand,
678
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:22,275
pretending he was holding hers.
679
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:27,156
And at that very moment,
she was pretending to be holding his.
680
00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,670
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