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MASTERMIND THEME

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Good evening.

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I'm Clive Myrie.

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And, Graham Norton,
your cold open starts now.

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Who are tonight's guests?

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I know this.

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Daniel Craig, Ian McKellen,
Fleur East, john Bishop.

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Music from Charlie Puth.

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Erm, another one.

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CLIVE COUGHS

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Oh, you, Clive.
Clive Myrie.

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Correct.

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<i>And what famous phrase...</i>

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BEEP

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I've started, so I'll finish.

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What famous phrase do you say
at the end of the cold open,

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when you can't think of a punchline?

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Oh, that one's easy.

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Let's start the show!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh!

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Hello, hello, hello, good evening!

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You're all very welcome to the show.

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We've got some exclusive
guests for you tonight.

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I tell you, they are rarer than
a One Love armband at the World Cup.

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It's rare.

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Everyone watching the World Cup?

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CHEERING

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Yeah?

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There's already been
one major upset.

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Yeah.

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It's being held in Qatar.

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Now, come on, come on.

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We all know there are many,
many perfectly valid reasons why

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it's being held in Qatar.

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Here are just a few of them.

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APPLAUSE

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There have already
been some big shocks.

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Argentina were beaten
by Saudi Arabia, Germany

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was beaten by japan.

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Who's going to be beaten next?

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Brazil?

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France?

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Anyone who's gay?

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And I love this.

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For a nation that encourages female
modesty, I think it's quite ironic

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that the Qataris came up
with a stadium like this.

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That's...

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That's the Aljanoub Stadium.

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APPLAUSE

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I am told it's got
a unique atmosphere.

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Yeah, inside, it smells like
one of Gwyneth Paltrow's candles.

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Yeah.

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Now, sadly, there have been some
access issues for fans trying

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to get into the stadium.

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Apparently, there is
a back entrance, but it's

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illegal to use that.

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Hey, let's get some guests on!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Later, we'll have music
from pop star Charlie Puth.

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Yes!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And we'll get ready for panto season
with the stars of Mother Goose,

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john Bishop and Sir Ian McKellen
will be here!

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Yeah!

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But first...

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He's one of the BBC's top news
reporters, who's now turned

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presenter of the classic quiz show
Mastermind.

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Please welcome Clive Myrie!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Here he is now!

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Hello.

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Have a seat.

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Hello, everybody.

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There you go.

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She's a British pop sensation
and radio star, now hoping to win

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the Strictly Glitterball,
it's Fleur East!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Wowzer!

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Hello!

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Lovely to see you.

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There you go.

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And he handed in his Licence
to Kill, but now he's back

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on our screens as super-sleuth
Be no it Blanc in Glass Onion:

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A Knives Out Mystery.

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It is Mr Daniel Craig!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Have a seat, do.

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Oh!

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Lovely to see you all.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yes!

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Yeah.

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Now, you all feel
welcome, lovely, lovely.

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I think, and I'm not a trained...

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I think you could bunch up a bit.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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You stay there.

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I'll stay here, OK.

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Don't shout at me.

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There you go.

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That's your drink,
that's your drink.

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Yeah, very good.

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And, Daniel, here you are.

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It's your first appearance not
as Bond and I wasn't

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going to mention Bond.

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No, and last time I was here,
we were literally eight foot apart.

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Yes, we were on chairs over there.

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You were over there,
I was over here.

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There were four people
in the audience.

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We had a great time!
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Oh, the laughs we had...

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But the thing is, it's lovely to be
here, we are having a nice time but,

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Fleur, I feel bad that we're
keeping you up.

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Because you missed your radio show
this week, didn't you?

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Yeah, I was a little late,
a little late for the radio show.

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I mean, I get up at 5am.

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I'm on air six to ten and then
I dance sometimes until 10pm.

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So it's savage.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Are you in pain?

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Oh, yeah, my feet are swollen.

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I don't even know how they got
in these shoes, actually,

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tonight, to be fair.

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Wow!
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And what happens when you don't
show up for the radio show?

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Just whoever was on before
you just keeps going?

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Yeah, they just keep it ticking.

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It's quite embarrassing,
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in the taxi and I'll go,
"Oh, can you just

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put on Hits Radio?"

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Ancl then I'll hear them going,
"Fleur East is on the way, guys."

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Ancl I'm like, "Ooh!"

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Well, we'll get this
going as quickly as possible,

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get you out of here and back to bed.

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And, Clive Myrie, hard-bitten BBC
News journalist, I was thinking,

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how comfortable will you be
in a showbiz environment?

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But actually, you're used to it,
because weren't you in LA

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for a couple of years?

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Yes, I was.

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It was my second posting
as a foreign correspondent.

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I was the Los Angeles correspondent.

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And I did three Golden Globe Awards.

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I did the Oscars.

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I did the Emmys.

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Yeah, it was a fantastic time.

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So |'mt used to being this close
to Hollywood royalty.

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Superstars.

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We should have put up a small rope.

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Yeah, exactly!

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A little red one, a little red one.

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"Can I come in?"

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All right, let's start
with Daniel Craig's film.

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It's called Glass Onion:
A Knives Out Mystery.

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It is in theatres now -
but just for a week -

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and then it'll be on Netflix
from 23rd December.

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So if people, you know,
didn't see the first one,

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explain Knives Out and explain
Be no it Blanc, your character.

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It's a murder mystery.

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It's sort of a big homage
to Agatha Christie and all

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sorts of other things.

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Ancl I play Be no it Blanc, who is
a detective from the Southern,

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somewhere in the Southern
States of America.

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Somewhere!

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But he's a famous detective.

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Yes, in the world that we are,
he's the world's most

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famous and best detective.

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The best.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So you all go to this island.

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We all go to the island.

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I'm invited.

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Although I'm not
supposed to be invited.

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So you don't quite
know what's going on.

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Ancl it unfolds, as these things do.

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Yeah, and you solve it.

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Spoiler.

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All right, well, look,
I tell you what, we'll watch a clip.

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This is from the new
one, Glass Onion.

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And this is you, as Be no it Blanc,
meeting your host, played by none

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other than Ed Norton.

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Well, this...

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Oh, my goodness me!

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This is...

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Wait, what is that?

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Oh, my God, it's full of stars!

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This is amazing.

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Just amazing.

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I'm so happy to be here.

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If there's any role you'd
like me to play in this

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murder mystery game -
as the, I don't know, detective -

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I'll be more than happy to oblige.

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Just to be included and to meet you.

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Is that a motorcar?

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Oh, yeah, that's my Baby Blue.

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It's one-of-a-kind.

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It goes anywhere I go.

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All around the world.

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Why's it on the roof?

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Because there's nowhere
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Oh, yes, of course.

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Very good!

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APPLAUSE

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And...

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The story is, as you say,
it's kind of that classic thing.

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It's a sort of closed
room, it's an island.

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Yes, it's a closed room, you call it
a chamber piece, don't you?

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Oh, is that what they're called?

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I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.

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A lot of people have talked
about Be no it Blanc's accent.

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Was he always going
to sound like that?

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Was that in the original script?

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It was written...

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It said it in a very small
piece of stage direction,

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which said, "Be no it Blanc,
with a subtle, lilting Southern

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accent," which I flatly refused,
ignored, and have gone

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with that, so...

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And it's...

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It's one of those things where,
in your head, did you think,

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"yeah, I'll do that"?

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And then you get presumably to a
read-through and you're going, "OK".

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I said to Brian, the Director,
I just said, "Are you sure?"

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<i>And he went, “Yes</i>

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And I Went, "OK."

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Ancl I just then, you know,
then it's just work.

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I really struggle with accents.

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I just can't turn it
on or mimic things.

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So I have to kind of learn it
like by rote, like musically,

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and then get it into my head.

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Ancl then once it's in,
it's in and I can't get rid of it.

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And then, Fleur, you are
married to a Frenchman.

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I am, yes.

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<i>Marcel
Marcel.</i>

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Buh!

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So, do you...

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LAUGHTER

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No, I mean, it's a good name
for a Frenchman, isn't it?

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It works, it works.

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Yeah, it really works.

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So, do you speak French fluently?

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Did you speak French already?
Well, not really.

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I mean, I did it for
A Level at school.

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Ancl then I got with him
and he took me to Paris.

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It was like a whirlwind
in the first, like,

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month of knowing him.

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Ancl his mum doesn't
speak a word of English.

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So all the French I picked up
was him with his mates.

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So I was basically saying
the equivalent of "What's up, bro?"

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To his mum when I met her.

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Ancl he was like, "No, no, no!
This is bad French!"

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Ancl I was like, "This
is what you speak with your friends!

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I don't know!"

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So have you got better now?

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Now, I'm much better, yes.

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Ancl we have French Tuesdays,
where we only speak

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French on a Tuesday.

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So I'm getting there.
Wow!

259
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,255
No wonder you did Strictly!

260
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,935
"No, I'm not in today, sorry, bye.

261
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,575
I mean, au revoir."

262
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,535
"Je suis desolee!"

263
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,135
Yeah, "la danse".

264
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,175
LAUGHTER

265
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,495
"Desolee!"

266
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:22,375
And talking of travelling, Clive,
we mentioned that obviously,

267
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,535
you're a foreign correspondent,
you go to trouble spots

268
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,255
and difficult areas.

269
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,935
But you're now doing a lovely thing.

270
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,335
You're kind of being paid
to go on your holidays.

271
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,095
Oh, well, not sure about that.

272
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,055
Oh, come on, Clive!

273
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,855
No guns, no Kalashnikovs, no bombs.

274
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,255
Yes, Italy.

275
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Italy.

276
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15-part series.

277
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,495
15 parts?!

278
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,615
I know.

279
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,655
That's a long holiday!

280
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:51,695
It's a big country.

281
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A lot of restaurants.

282
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,255
Yes, and lots of restaurants, yeah.

283
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,655
It's a place that I've
been going to for many,

284
00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:03,815
many years, for work and play.

285
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,855
And the BBC said, "Hey,
let's do a travel series."

286
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,895
So it's in Italy.

287
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,735
And we go from the heel
to the top of the boot.

288
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,175
You know, I take part in the World
Tiramisu-Making Championships.

289
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,215
Ooh!

290
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,255
Ooh!
Yeah.

291
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,295
The results...

292
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,455
The results, you'll find out.

293
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,535
You'll find out.

294
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,295
I am the navigator in
a classic car rally.

295
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,295
The Centomiglia.

296
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,735
I'm still hearing
holiday, anyone else?

297
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,535
I'm still hearing holiday.

298
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:31,375
I drove a car and ate some pudding.

299
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,775
But get this, the
pit stops are not for gas,

300
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,815
they're for prosecco.

301
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,055
Again, holiday.

302
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,895
Holiday.
Holiday.

303
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,935
OK.
Holiday.

304
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:44,335
Yeah, yeah.

305
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,215
OK, it's one big, giant holiday,
and it's a lot of fun, a lot of fun.

306
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,095
OK, so that you kind of reporting
from all over the world.

307
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,975
I was thinking about you, Daniel,
is there anywhere you can go

308
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,615
in the world where they don't know
who you are?

309
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,535
Erm, it happened
when we were doing...

310
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,495
LAUGHTER

311
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,615
This is really, no.

312
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:07,055
I think that's a no.

313
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,655
I remember once, one person
didn't know who I was.

314
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,895
When did it nearly happen?

315
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,935
No, I can't remember.

316
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,495
Where was it, where was it?

317
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,215
I was literally on some
island in the middle

318
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,655
of the Caribbean, just off Panama.

319
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:27,615
Ancl it was a while ago.

320
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,335
Ancl my dresser on the movie had gone
out to the island the week before

321
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,735
and he had got there and he had told
everybody

322
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,975
that he was James Bond.

323
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,815
Ancl he'd got treated so well
that it was a good clay.

324
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,215
<i>And when we got...</i>

325
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,535
Ancl I went the following week,
and all I remember was we got off

326
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,015
a little plane and we landed.

327
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,175
Amazing place we went to.

328
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,255
Ancl we landed there.

329
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,895
Ancl everyone came rushing
out, "James Bond,

330
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,175
James Bond, James Bond!"

331
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,535
They looked at me and went, "Oh..."

332
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,655
LAUGHTER

333
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,375
They must've been
so surprised if they

334
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,815
finally saw the film!

335
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,895
"Oh, oh, wait."

336
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,895
And here's the thing.

337
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,535
Having left the Bond franchise
behind, you're now in Knives Out,

338
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,575
this other big franchise.

339
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,495
Am I right that this
one is open-ended?

340
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,135
There can be as many movies as...

341
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,055
Listen, I mean, Ryan and I talk
about it all the time,

342
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,415
but we'll make them as long
as people are laughing

343
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,455
and enjoying them.

344
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,895
Ancl then, you know, we'll walk
away when they don't.

345
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,935
That's the idea.

346
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,135
Well, long may they continue.

347
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,535
Daniel's film - Glass Onion:
A Knives Out Mystery -

348
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,695
is out now and on Netflix
from 23rd December.

349
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,695
Daniel Craig!

350
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,935
APPLAUSE

351
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,055
Meanwhile, Fleur East
continues to rule the floor

352
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,615
on Strictly Come Dancing.

353
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,255
Tomorrow night, on BBC One
and iPlayer from 7:15.

354
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,295
And last weekend in Blackpool, I
mean, it's rare to have a perfect...

355
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,575
What are you saying, Daniel?

356
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,615
LAUGHTER

357
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,655
What are you saying?

358
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,095
He's looking into my eyes going,
"You must be exhausted."

359
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,975
He's saying,
"I want to be on Strictly."

360
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,015
Yeah, yeah.

361
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,215
You heard it here, folks.

362
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,415
You heard it first here.

363
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,815
"I own a dinner jacket, please..."

364
00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,455
LAUGHTER

365
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,415
APPLAUSE

366
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,735
Sorry.

367
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,415
I don't know how many
of you were watching last weekend,

368
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,495
but it's rare that people
have a perfect evening.

369
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,695
But in Blackpool, you literally
had a perfect evening.

370
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,775
Oh, it was incredible.

371
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,735
Honestly.

372
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,575
To get to Blackpool Week
on Strictly, it's one of the most

373
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,815
iconic weeks on the show.

374
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,455
We got there, we had
a Couple's Choice, which is always

375
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,415
a bit risky, traditionally.

376
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,615
It's like, oh, it's not
Latin or ballroom, how

377
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,855
is this going to go?

378
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,975
Ancl my brief I gave
to the choreographer was,

379
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,695
I want it like Super Bowl half-time.

380
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,735
No pressure.

381
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,415
Thinkj.Lo, Beyonce,
that kind of thing!

382
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,935
I was like, "I need to live
out my dreams, I don't know how long

383
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,415
I'm going to be on this show for!"

384
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:41,575
It

385
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:41,735
was

386
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:41,975
amazing!

387
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,135
It

388
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:42,375
was

389
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:42,535
the

390
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:42,775
first

391
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:42,975
ten

392
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,175
it was amazing! It was the first ten
from

393
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,015
it was amazing! It was the first ten
from Craig.

394
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,535
He

395
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:44,615
looked

396
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:44,935
SO

397
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,535
miserable.

398
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:46,695
From Craig. He looked so miserable.
I

399
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:46,975
was

400
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,095
like,

401
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:47,375
I?

402
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:47,575
He

403
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:47,815
going

404
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,015
to

405
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:48,215
do

406
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,375
it?

407
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:49,575
I was like, is he going to do it?
Ancl

408
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,055
he

409
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,295
lifted

410
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,535
UP

411
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:50,695
and

412
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:50,935
kept

413
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:51,055
saying

414
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:51,255
Ancl he lifted up and kept saying
afterwards,

415
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:51,415
i1:

416
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,655
was

417
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:52,815
Fleur's

418
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,135
<i>fauk,</i>

419
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:53,255
I

420
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:53,495
afterwards, it was Fleur's fault, I
had

421
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,095
to.

422
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:57,615
Let's

423
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:57,815
remind

424
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,055
ourselves

425
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:58,175
of

426
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:58,375
had to. Let's remind ourselves of
that

427
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:58,615
stunning

428
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:58,815
routine

429
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,015
<i>if'</i>

430
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,495
black.

431
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,135
# Throw your hands
up at me, at me, at me

432
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,135
# Hit me!

433
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,495
# Can you keep up?

434
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,455
# Baby boy, make me lose my
breath

435
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,575
# Bring the noise,
make me lose my breath

436
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,975
# Hit me hard, make me
lose my 'huh, huh'

437
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,215
# Can you keep up?

438
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,095
# Baby boy, make me lose my breath

439
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,295
# Bring the noise,
make me lose my breath

440
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,295
# Hit me hard, make
me lose my breath.#

441
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,335
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

442
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:38,015
Wowzer!

443
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,095
That was so good.

444
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:45,575
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH.

445
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,655
Is it true that you'd never
drank coffee before Vito

446
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,495
gave you coffee in this?

447
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,815
Never drank coffee.

448
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,975
Three years on breakfast radio,
never had a cup of coffee.

449
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,415
Met an Italian, he started
teaching me Latin and ballroom

450
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,295
and I was like, give me the coffee.

451
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,375
Yeah.

452
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,535
It suits you, the coffee.

453
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,575
Yeah.

454
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,655
Drink more coffee.

455
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,215
Obviously, a Destiny's Child mash-up
and it attracted attention from...

456
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,375
Michelle Williams
from Destiny's Child.

457
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,375
Aww.

458
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,935
She saw it.

459
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,015
Yeah, she saw it.

460
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,455
She tweeted and she said, amazing!

461
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,495
Oh, bless her.

462
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,575
That's really cool.

463
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,775
We often hear about the Strictly
curse, but apparently

464
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,695
with Vito you are safe.

465
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,695
I'm safe.

466
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,895
Oh, yeah.

467
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,255
You know, the way he got me
into the mood of the Argentine tango

468
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,575
was he'd have a packet of cheese
and onion crisps just before we get

469
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,495
really close and then,
to get my hold in the waltz right,

470
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,855
he'd have some garlic and then he'd
breathe out and I'd go...

471
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,655
There it is, that's your position.

472
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,135
I think I'm all right.

473
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,175
But what's the story...

474
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,575
Didn't you and your husband, Marcel,
didn't you take precautions?

475
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,775
Was it in Mexico
you took precautions?

476
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:49,215
So this story was taken
completely out of context.

477
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,095
We went to this ancient ritual
in Mexico and it's supposed

478
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,055
to cleanse your soul and spirit
and then, after that news came out,

479
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,415
I was then announced for Strictly,
so people assumed it was to get rid

480
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,455
of the curse.

481
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,495
You know what?

482
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,415
It's actually been
a blessing for my marriage.

483
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,415
I mean, it's great.

484
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,655
We've been together 12 years.

485
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,215
How often in your marriage do
you dress up and look

486
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,695
different every week,
get to do all these sexy dances

487
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,895
in front of your husband?

488
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,495
After the Argentine tango,
it was like we got married again.

489
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,535
It was great.

490
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,575
Hello!

491
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,015
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.

492
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,135
Well, I never!

493
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,695
Clive Myrie, you must have been
asked to do Strictly.

494
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,535
Er...

495
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,295
I might have.

496
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,935
Yes, you must have been.

497
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,495
You have.

498
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,655
You should do it.

499
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,735
Daniel, have you been
asked to do strictly?

500
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,775
I love throwing that over to me.

501
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,735
Well, it's...

502
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,975
Why is that a hard question?

503
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,535
I don't know.

504
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,375
He is in negotiations.

505
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,255
Oh, are you in the Christmas
special or something?

506
00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:01,695
Shall we put vodka in this?

507
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,695
I tell you what, whether Clive
is in Strictly or not,

508
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,175
we do have a new dancing star
on the sofa.

509
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:14,735
I don't know if you've
seen this vodka ad.

510
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,975
Dancing fans.

511
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,815
But you can't show it after that
amazing thing we've just seen.

512
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,935
Oh, no, no!

513
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,775
Here it is, a little clip of it.

514
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,855
Feast your eyes.

515
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:27,055
This is Daniel Craig
dancing the night away.

516
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,135
Oh, yeah!

517
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,175
Oh, my God!

518
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,935
WOW!

519
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,455
That's so cool.

520
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,815
Yeah, baby.

521
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,135
CHEERING.

522
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,215
Wow.

523
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,615
WOW!

524
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,575
Love it, love it.

525
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,615
I mean, two things, one, did that...

526
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,695
Two things?

527
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,895
Only two?

528
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,375
Did it take ages to do that?

529
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,095
It's just...

530
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,055
Days and clays?

531
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,295
He ain't going on Strictly.

532
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:15,335
God, I've got to save
the world from that.

533
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,815
Can I get this together?

534
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,815
There's a guy called jaQuel Knight
who is a choreographer.

535
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,495
He actually did All The Single
Ladies and these kind of...

536
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:31,855
Oh, wow!

537
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,895
He came to my house for two
clays and we worked very

538
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,895
hard just to get...

539
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,895
I can't count.

540
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,015
Oh, OK.

541
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,175
So, unless I'm feeling
it, I can't do it.

542
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,255
As soon as you kind of go, two,
three, four, I'm like, what?

543
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,455
You just feel the music.

544
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,495
Well, if you like.

545
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,735
You are a proper dancer.

546
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,895
I don't know about that.

547
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,975
Yeah!

548
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,855
But he was there and he kind
of took me through it.

549
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,215
Taika Waititi directed it
and he said, can you dance?

550
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,535
I was like...

551
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,575
When I'm alone in the dark, maybe.

552
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,695
Ancl he said, I want you to dance
all the way through it.

553
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,375
So I just went, let's do it.

554
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,455
I have to say...

555
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,535
It starts on the Pont Neuf
but you don't see that.

556
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:17,295
And all the paparazzi were there.

557
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,655
Ancl I danced down the Pont Neuf
and we closed the Pont Neuf off,

558
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,095
so that was like, just major.

559
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,295
And you do look like
you're having a ball.

560
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,135
Like, is it the sort of thing,
if you were James Bond,

561
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,535
would they have said no,
Daniel, you cannot do this?

562
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,935
Every time the camera set
cut, I was doing that.

563
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,295
Nobody knows, but that was
what I was basically doing.

564
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,335
That's what we missed.

565
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,775
Well, Fleur is continuing her
journey on Strictly tomorrow night.

566
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,455
What are you giving
us tomorrow night?

567
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,615
We are doing a rumba.

568
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,695
Is that fun?

569
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,855
It's another sensual,
passionate dance.

570
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,935
Oh.

571
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,575
So it's going to be our third
marriage, me and Marcel.

572
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,975
Well, good luck to you and Vito
and, indeed, Marcel.

573
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,015
Fleur East, everybody.

574
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,295
CHEERING.

575
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,295
Now, Clive Myrie, obviously
troubled times we live in,

576
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,855
but it gives you these extraordinary
opportunities to tell stories,

577
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,615
so we all saw you in Ukraine,
in Kyiv, so how does that happen?

578
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,895
Presumably they don't
just tell you to go.

579
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,135
Do you volunteer for
that or do they ask?

580
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,735
How does it happen?

581
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,335
First of all, no BBC correspondent
is forced to go anywhere.

582
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,455
Yeah.

583
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,375
Particularly if it's a war
zone, you asked them,

584
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,975
if you want to go, you go.

585
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,575
If you don't, you don't.

586
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,015
It's not going to be
a blemish on your record.

587
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,615
You're not going to be, you know,
done out of a job in the future.

588
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,575
It's absolutely your decision.

589
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,295
So, interestingly, I get a phone
call from the deputy editor

590
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,175
of the ten o'clock news,
a guy called johnny Whitaker, and he

591
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:46,895
said, do you fancy going to Ukraine?

592
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,015
And I'd just come off the back
of doing a pretty big series

593
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,895
on Covid in January this year,
and I said, I'm a bit

594
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,695
knackered, oh, God...

595
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,055
He said, well, it's got 150,000
troops on the border.

596
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,055
Do you fancy going?

597
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,815
I said, oh, I'll think about it.

598
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,375
Put down the phone, went and made
a cup of tea, and then I thought,

599
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,615
I've never been to Ukraine.

600
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,615
RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER.

601
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,695
I've never been.

602
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,415
Why not?

603
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,535
Why not?

604
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,375
And he ain't going to invade.

605
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,535
He ain't going to invade.

606
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,615
Right, God.

607
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,735
Sol ring him back and I say,
yeah, I'll go, because he

608
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,775
ain't going to invade.

609
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,935
And johnny says, no,
he ain't going to invade.

610
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,775
I fly out on the Wednesday.

611
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,975
Ryan air, £29.99 from Stansted.

612
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,495
WOW!

613
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,575
Yeah.

614
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,695
Absolutely.

615
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,055
Ladies and gentlemen,
your licence fee is safe.

616
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,735
I didn't even have a meal.

617
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,775
Have any crisps?

618
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:45,535
Exactly.

619
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,495
We land with a brilliant
producer, Annie Duncans on.

620
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,655
And we go to a lovely
restaurant, have lunch,

621
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,775
sunshine, everyone is out.

622
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,455
He ain't gonna invade.

623
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,615
I then present the six
o'clock news and present

624
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,975
the ten o'clock news and,
in between those two bulletins,

625
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,095
the atmosphere changed,
completely changed.

626
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,975
I interviewed Lyse Doucet
on the roof of our hotel,

627
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,095
where we were broadcasting live.

628
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,175
She was already there.

629
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,415
Lyse was already there, yet.

630
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:20,015
And we agreed that something was up.

631
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,415
Could you feel that
from your contacts?

632
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,575
Yeah.

633
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:30,295
So you're getting the word.

634
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,255
Absolutely, because the president's
office had gone quiet.

635
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,135
President Zelenskiy had been pretty
forthright in saying,

636
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,015
they are not going to invade,
they are not going to invade.

637
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,975
The Americans, the intelligence
they had was suggesting

638
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,015
that he was going to invade
but the suggestion was

639
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:48,455
that they were doing that in order
to make it difficult for them

640
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,455
to actually do it, put
the intel out there first.

641
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,895
But Zelenskiy went quiet
and there was the sense that

642
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,015
something was up and Lyse,

643
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,135
in her live, make that clear.

644
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,975
That was midnight
local time, 10pm here.

645
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:06,135
And I think they
invaded about 2:30am.

646
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,295
And, when that happened, what is put
in place to keep you safe?

647
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,615
Or are you just
keeping yourself safe?

648
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:20,575
You have a whole team
of security that are there.

649
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,935
And they are your eyes and ears out
there while you are actually able

650
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:30,895
to work so that's really important.

651
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,655
They are all ex-military
and they know the lie of the land.

652
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,255
And you've got local fixers
and producers who also know what's

653
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,175
going on on the ground as well,
so that's really important,

654
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,495
but the bottom line is we all had
meetings with the person in charge,

655
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,415
Kate Peters, individual meetings
and we were asked,

656
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,655
do you want to stay?

657
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,735
And a number of people said no,
I didn't sign up for this.

658
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,135
One person was in tears,
I need to get out.

659
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,055
So a convoy of vehicles left
about two days after the invasion

660
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,335
and I was asked by Kate if I wanted
to stay, and I'd ready

661
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,415
made up my mind.

662
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,335
I said I wanted to stay,
I wanted to try to tell

663
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,495
the truth of this story.

664
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,655
There's a lot of lies
and propaganda and, frankly,

665
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:13,055
crap that's put out about what might
be going on.

666
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,415
And I wanted to try to tell
the truth of what was going on,

667
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,575
and I said to her, what do you think
the Russians will do

668
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,615
if they come into the hotel?

669
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,375
And she is a fluent Russian speaker.

670
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,975
She is the bureau chief in Moscow.

671
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,335
She knows the Russian mindset.

672
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,215
She said, well, they'll be brusque.

673
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,335
They won't stand on ceremony.

674
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:35,895
They'll probably
just to kick us out.

675
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,775
I said, well, do you think
they might want to kill us?

676
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,655
And she said she didn't know.

677
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,535
She wasn't sure.

678
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,975
But she didn't think they would.

679
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,975
And I said, OK, that's
good enough for me.

680
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,895
So I stayed, and a number
of others stayed as well,

681
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,095
fantastic camera operators,
fixers, producers.

682
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,615
I mean, our whole team got that show
on the road for those first two

683
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,815
weeks of that invasion,
and they were all magnificent,

684
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,855
absolutely magnificent.

685
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,015
APPLAUSE.

686
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:15,575
Here's a thing I didn't know.

687
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,655
So, Fleur East, obviously, you sing,
you dance, you drink coffee,

688
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,335
but are you qualified
as a journalist?

689
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,535
You trained as a journalist.

690
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,575
Yes, yes.

691
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,695
I studied.

692
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,495
I did a degree in
journalism and history.

693
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,575
Oh, wow!

694
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,735
So hearing you talk
about this is like, wow,

695
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,815
this is so interesting.

696
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,415
One of my favourite quotes
when I did my degree was,

697
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,295
journalism is the first draft
of history, and that's what got me

698
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,335
so interested in it.

699
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,735
It's like everything you're doing,
all those reports, all those

700
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,895
moments, that is history forever.

701
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,255
People look back
on that and watch you.

702
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,015
Yeah, we are so privileged to be
in the position where

703
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:50,375
we are seeing the huge moments.

704
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,255
I did a lot on the Covid pandemic.

705
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,095
That's a once in a 100 year event.

706
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,455
The war in Ukraine, a once in a 70
odd year event, you know,

707
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,415
a major war on European soil.

708
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,295
We are in an incredibly
privileged position.

709
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,455
You always see these movies
where it's like the end of the world

710
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,095
as you see the journalists going,
I'm staying, guys I'm staying!

711
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:14,375
You are just like, just go!

712
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,375
You fool!

713
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,415
Get out!

714
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,415
You are that guy.

715
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,495
Yeah.

716
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,615
Daniel, did you ever want to do
anything else or was it just

717
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,655
actor, actor, actor?

718
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,535
When I grew up, I mean,
I wanted to be an actor

719
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,135
but there weren't a lot of outlets
for being an actor where I grew up,

720
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,215
so I was probably going to join
the Navy at one point and then

721
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,935
I sort of got into waiting
and I nearly took a job on the QE2.

722
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,895
I would still be there, probably.

723
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,375
Is it still floating, the QE2?

724
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,895
One of them is.

725
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,215
Yeah, you'd be on there.

726
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,415
I was a waiter.

727
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,015
From about 16, I waited.

728
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,215
In posh restaurants or...?

729
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,935
I mean, they were kind of posh.

730
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,855
They were in Chester,
which makes them kind of posh.

731
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,575
Chester is posh.

732
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,855
Yeah, but there was always a fight.

733
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:05,015
I don't know what it was.

734
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,055
There was a night where you used
have round the back

735
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,135
and you could smoke back there,
so you'd be having a quick fag

736
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,775
around the back, on your break,
and you'd hear this shouting

737
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,215
and there'd be a chair thrown.

738
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,255
Why?

739
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,695
We're in some silver service place.

740
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,135
Fine dining in Chester.

741
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,135
Clive reporting.

742
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,015
You know I come from Bolton.

743
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,615
We are both Northerners.

744
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,855
I'm a Bolton lad.

745
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,455
You don't sound like Northerners.

746
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,055
No, I don't.

747
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,655
Clive's latest role is a real
departure, boasting mastermind.

748
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,055
Mastermind, of course,
continues on Mondays

749
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:48,615
on BBC Two at 7:30pm.

750
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,775
It's a very special year
for Mastermind, 50 years.

751
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,815
50 years!

752
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,895
I know.

753
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,895
It's absolutely incredible.

754
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,935
Such a simple format.

755
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,255
And, when they asked you,
was it an easy yes or did you worry

756
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,775
about your reputation,
stepping away from the newsroom...?

757
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,255
That is not what I worried about.

758
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,855
To be honest with you.

759
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,975
It's always good to try to show
the public you are not just

760
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,135
a robotic newsreader type thing,
and this was a good

761
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:19,535
opportunity to do that.

762
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,175
I was worried about following in
the footsteps of john Humphrys

763
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,655
and Magnus Magnus son,
Titans of broadcasting.

764
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:30,215
So that was the concern.

765
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,255
Now, specialist subject,
here's a thing, can that be anything

766
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,855
or are there rules about what can
be your specialist subject?

767
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,055
There are rules.

768
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:42,095
You can't just pick, you know,
the history of apples or something.

769
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,095
I don't know.

770
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:47,055
That sounds really hard.

771
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,295
That does sound very hard.

772
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,535
What fool would pick that!

773
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,255
They need to be slightly
narrower and focus.

774
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,615
And there need to be
recognised sources that

775
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,895
you get your information from,
and obviously everything

776
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,255
can be verified.

777
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,935
So, Daniel Craig, actor,
what is your specialist subject?

778
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,375
I don't want a specialist subject.

779
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,535
LAUGHTER.

780
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,695
Do I look like I've got
a specialist subject?

781
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,895
You might know something
about something, I don't know.

782
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,935
No.

783
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,975
No.

784
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,015
Gardening?

785
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,055
Nothing?

786
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,615
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Dancing!

787
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,615
What did you say?

788
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,615
Dancing!

789
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,495
Dancing!

790
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,575
APPLAUSE

791
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,695
Yeah.

792
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,295
Fleur, would you have
a specialist subject?

793
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,375
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?

794
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,095
The Kardashians.

795
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,055
Would that be allowed?
No.

796
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,095
Why not?

797
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,815
Why would the Kardashians
not be allowed?

798
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,855
<i>'N.</i>

799
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,535
I don't know, actually.

800
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,535
But I've got a feeling
that there may be issues.

801
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,575
There are a lot
of sources out there.

802
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,095
There are a lot of sources?

803
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:53,975
Yes, they've done loads of books.

804
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,895
Because there is a lot of gossip
attached to it, so you

805
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,015
can't really verify everything.

806
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,015
Potentially.

807
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,095
But you're clearly...

808
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,455
Fleur, you're clearly putting
yourself forward to be on Celebrity

809
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,495
Mastermind.

810
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,895
Daniel is going to get
to the bottom of this!

811
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,975
<i>He's channemng Bench Hand.!</i>

812
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,575
Well, Mastermind continues
on BBC Two Mondays

813
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,015
at 7:30.

814
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,735
And of course, the news never stops.

815
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,095
Clive Myrie, everyone!

816
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:24,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

817
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,135
Right, Christmas is coming and our
panto goose is getting fat, so let's

818
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,095
meet the stars of Mother Goose,

819
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,135
it's john Bishop and
Ian McKellen!

820
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:43,055
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

821
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,575
Shove down a little bit.

822
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,615
Make room, make groom.

823
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,655
Make room, make room.

824
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,735
Make room.

825
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,775
Thank you.

826
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,135
Welcome along, lovely to see you.

827
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,255
Thank you.

828
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,615
Have you come straight
from rehearsal?

829
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,135
Oh, it's exhausting!

830
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,655
Yes, we have, we have come
straight from rehearsal.

831
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,095
We've got a few clays left.

832
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,575
Oh, it's fun and games!

833
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,135
LAUGHTER

834
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,655
You haven't even started yet, Ian!

835
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,295
Apart from this show,
when did you last do a pantomime?

836
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,655
Er, in...

837
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,655
APPLAUSE

838
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,175
Ouch!

839
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,655
It was 1990.

840
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,695
1990, in Harrogate.

841
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,855
Were you in a frock?

842
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,655
No.

843
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,695
No?
No.

844
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,695
I played Rollo, I think.

845
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,735
Thigh boots?
No.

846
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,135
No.

847
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,575
I think we had, what do
you call those things,

848
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,575
knickerbockers?

849
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,295
I think I had those on, yes.

850
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,975
Was that the attraction of doing it?

851
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,175
It was a job, Ian.

852
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,175
It was a job.

853
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,215
LAUGHTER

854
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,695
That was the attraction.

855
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,175
So here's the thing.

856
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,815
It starts off, Mother Goose,
next Saturday, December the 3rd, in

857
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,855
Brighton.

858
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,815
Yes, Brighton.

859
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,935
Yeah.

860
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,335
So this production of Mother Goose,
what makes it special?

861
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,255
It sounds like you've
thrown everything at this.

862
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:08,655
It's got it all.

863
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,695
Well, I went to the management
and I said, before I

864
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,895
finish, I wanted to
play a Dame once more.

865
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,575
I had played Widow
Twankey in Aladdin.

866
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,615
Great success.
Thank you.

867
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,215
Ancl as the saying goes,
"Once they've seen your

868
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,695
Twankey, can the goose be
far behind?"

869
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,215
LAUGHTER

870
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:33,175
APPLAUSE

871
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,255
But Mother Goose
is the great part for a Dame

872
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,655
because it's the centre
of the story.

873
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:47,215
It's all about a woman who is not
quite happy with her lot.

874
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,615
Ancl has her wishes granted,
and we see what happens.

875
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,095
And, john, who do you play?

876
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,255
I play Mother Goose's husband.

877
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,215
Very good.
Yes.

878
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,215
I only found...

879
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,695
I'm called Vic, Vic Goose.

880
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,695
Ancl I only found out here,
in the research chat here,

881
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,695
that I am Ian's
first ever stage husband.

882
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,255
Well. now!

883
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,255
APPLAUSE

884
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:21,135
Ancl I'm
John Bishop's first stage wife.

885
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:27,735
No, but the others have been women.

886
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,655
The thing about pantomime
is that it used to be a summer

887
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,735
entertainment.

888
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,295
Oh, right.

889
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,455
Ancl I don't know why
that was, but over

890
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,375
the years, it's been
going for about 150

891
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,415
years now, eventually,
it

892
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:47,295
settled down to the
Christmas, Year period.

893
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,415
When I was a kid, the big pantomimes
used to open on Boxing

894
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,335
Day, the clay after Christmas Day,
and run right through to Easter

895
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,175
Saturday, right through the winter,
which is when you need cheering up,

896
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,255
isn't it?

897
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,415
Ancl I thought, well,
why can't that go on?

898
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,815
Ancl then there were also
pantomimes when I was a

899
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,695
kid that used to tour just
for a week in different places.

900
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:09,735
So I thought, if you
put those two things

901
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,335
together, we'd see if it worked.

902
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,535
And, well, we will see.

903
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,815
Ancl that is where we are up to.

904
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,255
We go up till April.
Wow.

905
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,295
Wow.

906
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,815
So you've no excuse
for not seeing it.

907
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,855
LAUGHTER

908
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,295
You asked!

909
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,935
But do you de-Christmas it
a bit as it goes on?

910
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,335
It's not about Christmas.
OK.

911
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,935
No, if there is a story
about it, it's about our

912
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,015
relationship.

913
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,415
It's about fame, it's about money,
it's about chasing your

914
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,815
dreams and realising
they're not the same.

915
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,455
Ancl mixed in that, there's some
knob gags and singing and

916
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,495
dancing!

917
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,775
LAUGHTER

918
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,815
APPLAUSE

919
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,815
Sounds good!

920
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,335
And, john, I haven't seen
you since your gorgeous

921
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,735
documentary about your family
and your son went out.

922
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,975
Which was so special,
it was just gorgeous, I

923
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,335
don't know if you guys saw it.

924
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,975
And it ended with you giving that
stand-up performance with British

925
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,015
Sign Language.

926
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,335
So have you kept it up?

927
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,335
Yeah, yeah, I'm still doing,
still learning BSL.

928
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,815
I do it before I go to rehearsals.

929
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,695
I'm doing it twice a week
and carrying on, so I'm on

930
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,775
level two now.

931
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,375
It goes up to six levels.

932
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,815
So I've still got the vocabulary
of a four-year-old, but

933
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:23,855
I'm still doing it.

934
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,295
But you can have a conversation?

935
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,735
Yeah, I can have a conversation.

936
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,655
Show them what the word
for "pantomime" is.

937
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,335
APPLAUSE

938
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,215
It's a beautiful language
and it's so rich.

939
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,855
Ancl I learn new words.

940
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,975
Like, you know what
the sign for panto is?

941
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,335
OK.

942
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,895
Ancl it's a funny language as well.

943
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:51,335
Like the sign for Scotland is that.

944
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,375
The sign for Matt Hancock is that.

945
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:01,335
APPLAUSE

946
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,855
Well, you can see Ian
and john in Mother Goose around

947
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,455
the country from next
Saturday, until April.

948
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,375
John Bishop and
Ian McKellen, everybody!

949
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

950
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,895
Right, it is time for music.

951
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,895
This multi-platinum-selling
pop star is back with his

952
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,455
latest album, Charlie.

953
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,815
Here performing his current single,
Loser, it is Charlie Puth!

954
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,375
APPLAUSE

955
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,895
# Oh, I'm such a
loser, how'd I ever lose her?

956
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,895
# Oh, maybe I must have
been out of my mind

957
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:48,775
# Now, I'm a loser
Why'd I have to lose her?

958
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,815
# I'll never recover
I'll never be fine

959
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,415
# I just might get
a little too drunk

960
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,895
# So I won't think about us

961
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,295
# I don't think about what
we could have been

962
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,335
# And I stay up like
three or four nights

963
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,015
# So I won't dream about us

964
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,695
# I wake up with no luck

965
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,455
# I just can't win

966
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,295
# I should've seen
it all along (Ah-ah)

967
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,015
# She was one in a million

968
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,975
# It hurts whenever
someone says her name

969
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,455
# (Someone says her name)

970
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,615
# When w? were
goin' off and on (Ah-ah)

971
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,935
# I guess I r?ally
played it wrong (Ah-ah)

972
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,455
# I should have
never let her slip away

973
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,455
# Oh, I'm such
a loser, how'd I ever lose her?

974
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,455
# Oh, maybe I must have
been out of my mind

975
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:42,895
# Now, I'm a loser
Why'd I have to lose her?

976
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,415
# I'll never recover
I'll never be fine

977
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,455
# I just might have
been a little too gone

978
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,455
# When she needed somebody (Uh)

979
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,455
# Up against her body at 2am

980
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,615
# Yeah, and now
I keep lying to myself

981
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,455
# When she's just joking probably
(She's joking probably)

982
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,495
# She'll probably call me
and we'll be us again

983
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,455
# I should've seen
it all along (Ah-ah)

984
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,495
# She was one in a million (Ah-ah)

985
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,975
# Now she's in love
and I'm in second place (Damn)

986
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,975
# Oh, I'm such a loser
How'd I ever lose her?

987
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,495
# Oh, maybe I must have been
out of my mind (Now, I)

988
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,935
# Now, I'm a loser
Why'd I have to lose her?

989
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:35,495
# I'll never recover
I'll never be fine (Fine)

990
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,535
# Cos I, uh

991
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,975
# 0h, my, my, my, mY

992
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,535
, I'm a loser

993
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,935
# 0h, my, my, my, mY

994
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,535
(I)

995
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,015
# Oh, my, my, my, my, I'm a loser

996
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,495
# Tell me God is real

997
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,975
# Do you think about me still

998
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,535
# Or am I livin' for nothin'?

999
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,015
# Don't know where it went
wrong, but I'll just take the hint

1000
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,535
# It's gonna take some adjusting

1001
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:17,055
# Oh, I'm such
a loser, how'd I ever lose her?

1002
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:22,015
# Oh, maybe I must
have been out of my mind

1003
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,495
# Now, I'm a loser
Why'd I have to lose her?

1004
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,015
# I'll never recover
I'll never be fine (Oh, baby, I)

1005
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,575
# Cos I'm a loser

1006
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:43,015
# 0h, my, my, my, mY

1007
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,055
# I'm a loser (I say)

1008
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,495
# 0h, my, my, my, mY

1009
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,095
# (Oh, and I say)

1010
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,335
# I'm a loser #.

1011
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:56,695
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1012
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,735
Mr Charlie Puth, and his band!

1013
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,375
Great job, sir, come on over!

1014
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,455
Charlie Puth!

1015
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,815
That was so gorgeous.

1016
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,575
Clive, Fleur, Daniel, john, Ian.

1017
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,935
That's Charlie Puth.

1018
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,855
Yay!

1019
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,775
Thank you very much for that
gorgeous performance.

1020
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,815
Beautiful.

1021
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,735
Thank you for having me.

1022
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,615
I was here a year ago, you remember?

1023
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,535
Yeah, with Elton john, yeah.

1024
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,215
It's crazy how fast a year is.

1025
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,095
It has actually flown by, hasn't it?

1026
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,775
So listen, that song,
that is from the

1027
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,215
album, Charlie, which is out now.

1028
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,615
The other way!

1029
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,855
That's the album, Charlie.

1030
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,295
Couldn't really think
of another name for it.

1031
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,375
Now, I read about it before it came
out and you said, "Oh,

1032
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,775
this is going to be a break-up
album," so I was imagining quite a

1033
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,855
boo-hoo album, but it's a very
upbeat break-up album.

1034
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,815
Well, I love musical dichotomies.

1035
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,535
Ancl I love expressing
myself musically, which

1036
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,615
is something I believe I do
best through sounds,

1037
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,375
happy sounds and sad sounds.

1038
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,175
But a lot of these songs
were birthed off of TikTok.

1039
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,535
Yes, so how did TikTok
play a role in this

1040
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,775
album, how did that happen?

1041
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:17,375
I mean, my whole thing,
I think my role on

1042
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,455
the internet is to be
the teacher, in a way.

1043
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,535
I want to show kids and everyone
of all ages that music can

1044
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,775
be made out of anything.

1045
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,455
Like, I used sounds
of air conditioners

1046
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,495
on that song, Loser.

1047
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,895
You wouldn't be able to hear
it because it's really

1048
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,495
deep within the track,
but it adds a lot of texture.

1049
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,455
OK, so I think you can
demonstrate this.

1050
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,375
Oh, yes.

1051
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,255
I've brought my laptop
and tiny keyboard here.

1052
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,935
I'm going to move my drink back.

1053
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,775
I thought this would be better
than me just chatting about it.

1054
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,655
So music can be made from anything,
even the seemingly most unmusical

1055
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,455
thing ever.

1056
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:56,615
I got in the car to ride over
here and the driver turned the

1057
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,255
car on and it sounded like this.

1058
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,135
Ancl I recorded...

1059
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,335
I had this idea, I
recorded the start of

1060
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,495
the engine and the tone.

1061
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,615
I knew that there was going to be,
you know when you start

1062
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,655
your car up?

1063
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,655
Ding, cling!

1064
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,335
This is what the car sounded like.

1065
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,375
RECORDING PLAYS

1066
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,495
It's an Aston Martin!

1067
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,855
They're all going, "We weren't
in a car like that!"

1068
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,895
Drrr...

1069
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,975
I wasn't driving!

1070
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,975
The Range Rover Autobiography,
I feel very fancy

1071
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,015
coming over here.

1072
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,695
This is what it sounds like again.

1073
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,535
So that little chime happens
on all Range Rovers.

1074
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,135
I isolated it, this
is just from my phone.

1075
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,695
The green is that, isolated.

1076
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,895
<i>And then...</i>

1077
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,455
I love music!

1078
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,815
You do!

1079
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:53,695
You can put that little
chime on the keyboard.

1080
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,095
Ancl then when you pitch it down,
all it it is, you can make

1081
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,615
music out of it.

1082
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,655
Aw!

1083
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,055
But what's really interesting
is that a lot of car

1084
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,455
chimes are sign zones,
which is like when you curse.

1085
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,495
What the...

1086
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,495
LAUGHTER

1087
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,575
That's all it is.

1088
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,975
So how many times have
you heard this on an

1089
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,015
aeroplane?

1090
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:18,535
It's the same.

1091
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,695
So the Range Rover cling
and, you know, they

1092
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,135
are going to sue you tomorrow!

1093
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,575
But what's great
about this versatile

1094
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,735
sound is that you can
really play, you can

1095
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,175
play a lullaby, a kind
of

1096
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,215
works with everything, too.

1097
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,895
MASTERMIND THEME

1098
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,215
APPLAUSE

1099
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,855
Very good!

1100
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:43,415
That was the first
song, I don't know!

1101
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,495
Brilliant, brilliant.

1102
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,495
Very, very good.

1103
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,775
You've made Clive very happy.

1104
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,975
I am a happy man.

1105
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,575
You

1106
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:52,775
have

1107
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:52,975
a

1108
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,135
gig

1109
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,335
<i>if'</i>

1110
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:53,655
London

1111
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:53,855
on

1112
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:53,975
Monday

1113
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,135
You have a gig in London on Monday
night?

1114
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:56,335
You have a gig in London on Monday
night? Yes,

1115
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:56,495
the

1116
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,175
Colosseum.

1117
00:44:59,200 --> 00:44:59,415
Thank

1118
00:44:59,440 --> 00:44:59,775
<i>'Nu</i>

1119
00:44:59,800 --> 00:44:59,855
night? Yes, the Colosseum. Thank you
for

1120
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:00,095
that

1121
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,295
performance.

1122
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:02,615
Charlie

1123
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:02,935
Puth,

1124
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,815
for that performance. Charlie Puth,
everybody!

1125
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:09,535
<i>Everybody'.
APPLAUSE</i>

1126
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,775
Now, that is nearly it.

1127
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,935
Before we go, just time for a visit
to the Big Red Chair.

1128
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,975
Who's there?

1129
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,015
Hello!

1130
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,055
Hi there.

1131
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,095
Hi!

1132
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,095
What's your name?

1133
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,175
Jamie.

1134
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,215
Jamie, lovely.

1135
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,415
Where are you from, Jamie?

1136
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,455
I'm from Texas.

1137
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,855
And do you live here now?

1138
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,935
Are you on holiday?

1139
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,935
What's the story?

1140
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,015
I live here now.

1141
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,455
What do you do here, Jamie?

1142
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,055
I do marketing for a beer company.

1143
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,335
Marketing for a beer company.

1144
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,295
OK.

1145
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,815
Off you go with your story.

1146
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,615
So, my dad's boyfriend called us
from space on our first date.

1147
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,735
WOW!

1148
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,895
There's a lot to unpick.

1149
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,975
LAUGHTER.

1150
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,975
That's too much.

1151
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,055
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH.

1152
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,175
Too much!

1153
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,055
They were just trying a bit hard.

1154
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,335
There was a same-sex parent,
there was space, a phone call...

1155
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,455
We don't have time for this.

1156
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,495
You open on Saturday.

1157
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,815
OK.

1158
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,975
I bet you that was
a very good story.

1159
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,015
I'm horrible.

1160
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,015
I bet you that was a great story.

1161
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:04,935
Sorry, Jamie!

1162
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,975
OK.

1163
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,055
Next up.

1164
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,055
Hello, sir.

1165
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,135
Hello.

1166
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,135
Hi!

1167
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,655
It's Jamie's clad.

1168
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,655
What's your name, sir?

1169
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,735
Paul

1170
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,735
Lovely.

1171
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,215
And where are you from, Paul?

1172
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,295
Originally from Middlesbrough.

1173
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,175
I've lived in Lancaster
for 20 odd years.

1174
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,175
OK.

1175
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,255
What do you do?

1176
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,255
I'm retired.

1177
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,335
OK, from?

1178
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,335
I was a teacher.

1179
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,415
Oh, right, lovely.

1180
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,855
What subjects did you teach?

1181
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,735
My degree was in economics
but I taught mainly PE.

1182
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,695
OK.

1183
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,815
LAUGHTER.

1184
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,975
It's the easy option.

1185
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,335
I like the way, now he's retired
it's all coming out.

1186
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,655
Stupid PE!

1187
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,855
But no, you've still got
sports on your shirt.

1188
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,295
You are still living the dream.

1189
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,935
Off you go with your story.

1190
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,695
OK.

1191
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:57,255
About 20 years ago, I was in Dublin
on a stag do and I bumped

1192
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,455
into this guy called Graham.

1193
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,535
I didn't, really.

1194
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,895
That was just...

1195
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,175
Oh!

1196
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,295
So, anyway, we had a really good
night out and the next morning

1197
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,695
we get up and people are saying
what's gone on.

1198
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,575
Ancl somebody asked me what time
I got back to the hotel.

1199
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,935
I said, well, I left
the nightclub at about 2am,

1200
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,575
got back to the hotel at 2:30am.

1201
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,815
My mate looked at me
and said, that's daft.

1202
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,215
You were in the hotel disco.

1203
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,295
I said, really?

1204
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,415
I walked out the front door
of the nightclub, got in a cab,

1205
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,095
told him which ho tell was in.

1206
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,495
The Irish cab-driver then went, OK,
I'll take you there,

1207
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,135
drove me round for 20 minutes,
delivered me to the front

1208
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,255
door of the hotel 20
minutes later and said,

1209
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,215
there you go, 20 euros, mate.

1210
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,255
Yay!

1211
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,535
That's a good one.

1212
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,895
Yeah, it's cheaper.

1213
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,775
That was a great story.

1214
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,175
OK, that really is all
we've got time for.

1215
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,975
If you'd like to have a go
in that red chair yourself

1216
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,495
and tell your story, you can.

1217
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,855
Just contact us via our website
at this very address.

1218
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,535
Please say a huge thank-you
to all of my guests tonight,

1219
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:58,695
Charlie Puth, Clive Myrie,
Fleur East, Daniel Craig,

1220
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,215
john Bishop and Ian McKellen.

1221
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:10,895
CH EERING AND APPLAUSE.

1222
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,935
Join me next week with with music
from First Aid Kit, Strictly

1223
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,575
host Claudia Winkleman,
chef and campaigner Jamie Oliver

1224
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,815
and Star Trek legend George Takei.

1225
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,735
I'll see you then.

1226
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,895
Goodnight.

1227
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,935
Bye-bye!