1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,040 Great line-up tonight. 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,680 We've got Ant and Dec, we've got Ricky and Cate, plus, 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,880 Elvis has entered the building. 4 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:05,960 Let's start the show! 5 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,360 Let's start the show! 6 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,400 Hello, good evening, you're all so welcome to the show! 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,560 We are going to have such a great evening. 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,600 Drink, laughter, chat. 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:37,680 It could almost be described as a work event. 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,320 Yes, there have been accusations this week of yet another illegal 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,720 party in the Downing Street garden. 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,640 There's Boris, laughing at the people who have 14 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,160 to follow the rules. 15 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,000 There were claims that the gathering could actually have broken the law. 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:55,280 If only there'd been a policeman nearby. 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,880 On Wednesday, Boris faced a grilling at Prime Minister's Question Time 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,760 where Keir Starmer urged him to resign. 19 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,160 Difficult to believe, but that man could soon be walking 20 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,840 up to the doors of Number ten... 21 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:09,000 and congratulating Rishi Sunak on becoming Prime Minister. 22 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,040 But in the end, the big question for us all remains - 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:19,360 did Boris Johnson mislead Parliament and the British public? 24 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,120 I just don't know! 25 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,320 So, let's meet tonight's guests! 26 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,240 Later we'll have music and chat from rock'n'roll 27 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,640 legend Elvis Costello, ladies and gentlemen. 28 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,760 CHEERING. 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,040 But first, he's the multi-award-winning creator 30 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,720 of The Office, Extras and the record-breaking 31 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,880 hit show After Life - It's Ricky Gervais, everybody! 32 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,840 CHEERING. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,120 They're the nation's favourite kings of Saturday night television, 34 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,040 it's the two and only Ant and Dec! 35 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:50,000 CHEERING. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,280 And she's the double Oscar-winning star of Elizabeth, 37 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,720 Lord Of The Rings and The Aviator - it's Cate Blanchett, everybody! 38 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,920 CHEERING. 39 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,520 It's good, it's good. 40 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,560 Well done. 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,240 Good clapping, Ant and Dec, thank you. 42 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,280 Thank you! 43 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,480 I could really hear it. 44 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,600 I wa like, wow, that is some solid clapping over there, well done. 45 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,600 Welcome, all. 46 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,520 Cate Blanchett, it's been a while since you've 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,560 been in the studio. 48 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,200 Yes, since I've been anywhere! 49 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,320 And Ricky, is it true you are pleased that the sofa is gone? 50 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,400 Yeah. 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,720 I never liked it. 52 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,520 It was always awkward, it wasn't comfortable. 53 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,800 I mean, I like this. 54 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,040 I don't like people much. 55 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,440 No offence. 56 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,040 And I like these because I've got a bad back, so this is perfect. 57 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,280 Ideal. 58 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,000 Because we are doing the socially distanced, 59 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,440 but of course, you will notice, Ant and Dec, no. 60 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,320 Are you in a permanent bubble? 61 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,360 Not a permanent one. 62 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,760 We are. 63 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,040 An occasional one. 64 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,440 We bubble up together when we do TV shows and stuff weekly testing. 65 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,760 We just bubble up together. 66 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,920 It sounds so wrong! 67 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,680 But it feels so right, Graham! 68 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,080 You know that's prison talk. 69 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,040 LAUGHTER. 70 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,840 Pass the soap! 71 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,920 And the Ant'n'Dec thing. 72 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,880 So it's always been like that, but apparently 73 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,400 at Buckingham Palace, not like that? 74 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,840 No, it wasn't like that. 75 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,760 They know which way it goes at Buckingham Palace. 76 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,360 No, we were very lucky enough to be awarded OBEs a few years ago, 77 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,840 and you get called to the Palace to get them, so we're there, 78 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,280 and we get our little briefing on the little anteroom. 79 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,680 Anteroom, yeah. 80 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,760 Anteroom. 81 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,560 And the Dec-eroom. 82 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,200 Wasn't one, was there? 83 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,720 And then they say you will be called, and we do this 84 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,480 alphabetically, so Mr Donnelly, you'll be called. 85 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,560 I said, "What, sorry?" 86 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,480 So for the first time ever, I got to go first and received the OBE, 87 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:49,320 so I've had my OBE slightly longer than Ant's had his. 88 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,400 I like how he said, "And when you get offered the OBE, 89 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,800 you've got to go to the Palace to collect it." 90 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,760 Like you'd go, "Yeah, drop it off." 91 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,080 But I went to the Palace to have lunch with the Queen. 92 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,120 I was playing Queen Elizabeth. 93 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,840 I'm Australian, but I've played her twice. 94 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,400 And I went to have lunch. 95 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,560 I went in a cab, because I thought that's just what you do, 96 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,280 and that was a bit weird. 97 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,080 And then I sat down, and there were 12 of us at the table. 98 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,160 There was the head of the Fire Department, 99 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,080 I think there was a scientist, and there was me, and I was sat next 100 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,680 to him, and he spent the whole lunch asking me how to connect the wires 101 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,280 in his DVD player. 102 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,520 What? 103 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,200 It's like he thought, I'm an actor, I would know how 104 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,320 to connect the wires. 105 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,880 Do you think I'm a technician? 106 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,040 I couldn't quite work out why I was there. 107 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,640 I didn't get an OBE, though. 108 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,720 Know what I've got? 109 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,840 I've got nothing. 110 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,080 Nothing. 111 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,320 Not a sausage. 112 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,480 I was invited once, early days, and I said I couldn't make it. 113 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,080 Maybe that's it. 114 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,160 What were you doing? 115 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,800 Yeah, what were you doing if you couldn't make it? 116 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,840 I didn't want to go, did I? 117 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,920 Royal people. 118 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,240 Yeah, whatever. 119 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,920 It was early days, The Office had just been out, 120 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,360 and they sent me a thing saying, we'd like you to attend 121 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,840 a party with the Queen, and the thing to tick, 122 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,880 I will attend, I will not attend. 123 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,400 And I thought that was so harsh. 124 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,840 So I put we will not attend. 125 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,720 But then I called the number and said, I didn't just 126 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,520 want to send that in, do not attend, so I'm just 127 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,600 saying I can't make it, and it was some butler or something, 128 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,240 he went, "Oh, you're the first person that ever bothered calling." 129 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,360 So maybe I got some good points. 130 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,120 Not an OBE or an MBE. 131 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,800 I think they went I don't want to mess with that, 132 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,960 I want to go straight for a knighthood. 133 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,760 They don't want to waste your time. 134 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,840 Exactly. 135 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,200 DEC: Playing the long game. 136 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,120 They know you don't like leaving the house, so when you do, 137 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,840 you want the top gong. 138 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,360 It's got to be worth it. 139 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,640 Now, here's the thing. 140 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,320 Cate Blanchett, when you're doing the press for Nightmare Alley, 141 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,240 you had a bit of a nightmare. 142 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,400 What was the thing? 143 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,680 Was it the premiere in New York, and everyone 144 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,960 was there but you weren't? 145 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,360 Yes! 146 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,720 Yeah, I couldn't travel, because no one wants anyone 147 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:07,920 from England to travel anywhere. 148 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,560 And all the cast were there in New York, and I couldn't get there. 149 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,440 And they said, "You're going to be... 150 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,800 "We're going to put you up on the screen for a little bit, 151 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,800 and you can say hi, and then that would be great." 152 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,040 And then what happened was, you know how big cinema screens are. 153 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,720 The cast were like this, and all of a sudden they cut to me 154 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:31,040 and it was like whoosh! 155 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,760 And I had to look at myself. 156 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,480 It was so... 157 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,120 We've got the moment when you realise what is going on. 158 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:42,240 So this is the cast, there they are. 159 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:48,000 Look at how small they are, and then they introduce Cate Blanchett. 160 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,360 LAUGHTER. 161 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:56,760 APPLAUSE. 162 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,440 How long were you there? 163 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,000 Way too long! 164 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,080 You look horrified. 165 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,840 I was there for like an hour. 166 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,160 No! 167 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,520 And so I really quickly realised that I had to sit like this, 168 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,000 because I was going to be too distracting. 169 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:16,280 And all it made me do was want to go to the bathroom. 170 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,320 Who thought that was a good idea? 171 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,400 Just have a telly at the end. 172 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,120 Let's have her face 40 feet tall. 173 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,200 That'll work. 174 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:30,360 It was horrible. 175 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,320 Let's start tonight with Cate Blanchett's latest movie. 176 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,680 This is called Nightmare Alley. 177 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,960 It's in cinemas from the 21st of and this is the latest 178 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,080 It's in cinemas from the 21st of January and this is the latest 179 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,280 from the brilliant mind of director Guillermo del Toro. 180 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,760 So, tell us all about it. 181 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,000 Who do you play, what's it about, all of those sorts of things? 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,160 I play a psychiatrist, a very attractive psychiatrist, 183 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,080 to Bradley Cooper's conman, who has moved through the circus 184 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,200 into polite society and is trying to make an enormous amount of money 185 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:04,200 by fooling people through mind power. 186 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:08,040 And then I face him at his own game and get him to try and face 187 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,240 the truth of who he is. 188 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,480 And basically, as a therapist, which I didn't realise, 189 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,400 I did a bit of Freudian therapy, and the couch was there, 190 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:20,400 and I never got on it, it was a bit too confronting. 191 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:26,400 But as a therapist, you spend most of your time looking up the nostrils 192 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,000 or at the eyelashes of your patient, so it was quite interesting looking 193 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,480 up Bradley's nostril for five weeks. 194 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,560 Very attractive nostrils. 195 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,680 Let's watch a clip. 196 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,840 This is Bradley Cooper's character meeting you in your 197 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,160 psychiatrist's office. 198 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:44,480 PIANO MUSIC PLAYS. 199 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,840 Mr Carlisle, come in. 200 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,600 Slow day? 201 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,560 Have you not heard? 202 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,880 We are at war. 203 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,840 I'm aware. 204 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,400 How did you know it was me? 205 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,920 What brings you here? 206 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,960 You left me your card, didn't you? 207 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,920 So... 208 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,840 Here we are. 209 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,880 Oh, not me. 210 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,800 I never drink. 211 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,200 Microphones. 212 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,200 That's right. 213 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,400 Wire recorder. 214 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,440 You recording this? 215 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,880 No. 216 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:25,000 My office is wired to record all analysis sessions. 217 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,440 You've got the smoother line, but you run a racket, the same as me. 218 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,400 Is that what this is? 219 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,600 APPLAUSE. 220 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,560 Ooh! 221 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,240 It's a great kind of late '30s, early '40s potboiler, 222 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,120 but when you saw that, I mean, the look of this thing 223 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,200 is just so beautiful. 224 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,360 Amazing. 225 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,120 I mean, the production design was incredible. 226 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,360 It was like the whole set was like a Rorschach test, you know, 227 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,520 it was so incredible. 228 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,840 And every single detail, Guillermo's across. 229 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,160 We had the lighter from the Maltese Falcon, 230 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:10,640 and we had the crystal from some other movie. 231 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,720 He collects movie memorabilia. 232 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,760 There. 233 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,960 Is that the lighter there? 234 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,760 It took about 97 takes to get it to work, but it was worth it. 235 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,440 And it's not just you and Bradley. 236 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,360 It's got a great cast including your Carol 237 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,440 co-star Rooney Mara. 238 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,680 Yes, yes. 239 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,200 But it was complicated for Rooney, because she fell pregnant. 240 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,520 Do you still use that expression, you fall pregnant? 241 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,040 You fall over, you go, oh! 242 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,680 You walk up and you go, oh, I'm having a baby! 243 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,840 LAUGHTER. 244 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,800 Anyway, yeah, she fell pregnant, so it was... 245 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,960 Do you fall or get? 246 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,280 At my age, you have a fall. 247 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,720 That's when you know you're old. 248 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,840 He had a fall. 249 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,360 You have a fall. 250 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,000 So she fell pregnant, that in the middle of the film? 251 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,600 Because there was a big break? 252 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,680 Well, the pandemic. 253 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,000 Have any of you masked people out there, this thing 254 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,160 called the pandemic? 255 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,520 LAUGHTER. 256 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,680 Yeah, I mean, my stuff was so hermetically sealed 257 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,880 in the office, but then there was a break. 258 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,440 Everything stopped, and then everything kind of started again. 259 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,560 Because, Ricky, in the latest series of After Life, you chose to kind 260 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,760 of ignore the pandemic. 261 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,040 Yeah, I mean... 262 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,760 It was like a year building up to it, and then I made the decision 263 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,400 that hopefully it will be over, and in ten years' time, 264 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,560 I don't want people watching it going, "Oh, yeah, 265 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,120 remember the pandemic?" 266 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,760 So there's no one in masks. 267 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,200 It's mentioned that it sort of happened, but I didn't 268 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,240 want to feature it. 269 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,560 I didn't want it to hang around forever. 270 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,600 It's such a complicated thing, you know, making... 271 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,240 There's before and there's after, and so the things I've done 272 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,120 subsequently, you feel like we can't not mention the thing, but then, 273 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:45,680 you don't want to dwell on it. 274 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,640 In terms of dealing with the pandemic, and and debt, 275 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,240 In terms of dealing with the pandemic, Ant and Dec, you, 276 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,920 I feel, have had to deal with it more than most. 277 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,600 You must have been so surprised and saddened to be in 278 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,840 Wales for a second year. 279 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:03,880 LAUGHTER. 280 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,920 Not saddened. 281 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,160 Surprised, not saddened. 282 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,640 But similar to Ricky, as well, is that, you know, 283 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,760 you don't want the shows to feel too Covid heavy, because people are 284 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,440 having to deal with it every day. 285 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,840 Yeah. 286 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,120 You know, television and movies and stuff is escapism, 287 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,760 and you want people to enjoy it and forget about their 288 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,720 troubles for a little bit. 289 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,080 So we tried to do that as much as we possibly could with shows 290 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,960 like I'm A Celebrity we were back in Wales, but, you know, 291 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,720 there was just no getting around it. 292 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,360 Sometimes when the storms blow and rip up your production tents, 293 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,480 and you've got to evacuate the site, and then you can't, you know, 294 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,920 you can't put everybody back together because they've all got 295 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,600 to go and isolate and form Covid bubbles. 296 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,480 And you're right, all the other things still carry on through Covid. 297 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,640 I had a year worrying about closing down the set for Covid. 298 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,040 We didn't lose one minute to Covid, but it rained. 299 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,920 So there's always... 300 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,960 But you're in England! 301 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,400 Why are you surprised by that? 302 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:03,120 I like to control everything! 303 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,560 When the production shut down, though, 304 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,000 were you able to leave Wales? 305 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,280 No, we had to stay. 306 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,920 It was quite strict protocols for us, because we couldn't even 307 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,640 have our family come to visit us. 308 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,000 We were just in these little fishing cottages next door to each other, 309 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,880 so we'd pop to each other's, share a bit of a dinner, 310 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,040 and then just hang around until the storm passed 311 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,320 and we could get back on with it. 312 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,440 I think we've got a picture of the two of you enjoying Wales. 313 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,480 LAUGHTER. 314 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,920 APPLAUSE. 315 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,320 That was one of the days that the show wasn't 316 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,520 on so we decided to go for a lovely walk on the beach. 317 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,560 Brisk walk. 318 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,600 A brisk walk. 319 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,880 CATE: The height of summer. 320 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,200 And so next year, are you going to do it again, 321 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,320 are you going to demand it has to be in Australia or we're 322 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,560 not going to do it? 323 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,640 No. 324 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,760 If it has to be Wales, then we will do it in Wales, 325 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,760 but we want to go back to Australia. 326 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,160 Australia is I'm A Celebrity's spiritual home, and, you know, 327 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,800 that's where the show has been for 20 years, and we 328 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,000 want to go back. 329 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,160 And the weather's great and we love it there. 330 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,080 Because basically every celebrity in Australia is saying, 331 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,880 I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! 332 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,800 If we can possibly get into the country, 333 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,640 we would love to do it. 334 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,320 Because, Cate, you do sound quite adventurous. 335 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,400 What was the... 336 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,280 Was it a swimming thing or a boating thing you took your 337 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,680 kids on in Australia? 338 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:24,200 Oh, no, I had this moment where we went to this water hole 339 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,840 that was called Rose's Hole. 340 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,520 Said the actress to the bishop! 341 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,360 Where was this place, you say? 342 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,200 I must visit it. 343 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,520 Anyway, Rose's Hole... 344 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,440 I love Australia! 345 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,600 And we were swimming for two hours and I 346 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,480 suddenly thought, the kids were in there and I thought, I should 347 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,880 probably ask, are there any crocodiles here? 348 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,720 And they went, no, no crocodiles. 349 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,120 So, we swam for two hours and we were sunning ourselves 350 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,960 on the rocks afterwards and we said, why is it called Rose's Hole? 351 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,200 And they said, oh, because once Rose, 352 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,320 who is now 80 years old, found herself sunning here and there was 353 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,360 an alligator beside her. 354 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,440 I went, so where did the alligator come from? 355 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,040 Oh, they are in the water! 356 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,960 And so they thought I was concerned about 357 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,840 crocodiles, but I would be fine with my three children swimming with 358 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,000 alligators. 359 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,640 I went, no. 360 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,800 No, actually, no. 361 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,320 Yeah. 362 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,760 That is the way it is. 363 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,440 Because you have never been to Australia? 364 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,040 It's too far. 365 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,440 This was a chore for me. 366 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,080 This is the first time I have worn underpants in a 367 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,120 year! 368 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,320 Australia is a long way. 369 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,280 Spiders, snakes, alligators. 370 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,400 Crocodiles. 371 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,600 Jellyfish. 372 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,640 Sharks. 373 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,680 Sharks. 374 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,400 Because it is properly dangerous, isn't it? 375 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,720 I mean, you suffered. 376 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,480 You. 377 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,960 You know. 378 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,960 They're not your own legs, are they? 379 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,160 These are. 380 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:00,400 Bitten by a wombat. 381 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,040 I got a very nasty spider bite on a Bush Tucker 382 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,680 Trial. 383 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,120 Is that your nickname for it? 384 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:11,160 LAUGHTER. 385 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,280 It wasn't nasty, it was a tiny little... 386 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,200 We were not even sure what it was. 387 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,400 It was on my hand. 388 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,080 It was during Martina Navratilova's Bush Tucker Trial. 389 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,480 And we were down there... 390 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,080 That is such a weird sentence. 391 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,720 Did it involve Rose's Hole? 392 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,920 Did it have anything to do with your life? 393 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,840 We were watching Martina Navratilova doing a Bush 394 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,880 Tucker Trial. 395 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,960 Eating testicles or something. 396 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,120 And offering words of encouragement, you know, you are 397 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,080 doing great, Martina. 398 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,440 Get it down ya! 399 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,520 Get it down ya! 400 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,120 LAUGHTER. 401 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,880 We went back up to the production office afterwards and I 402 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,960 felt my hand swelling up a bit. 403 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,120 A mouse spider. 404 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,120 It could have been. 405 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,960 So, anyway, I went home that day and then... 406 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,920 And then he went in the next day. 407 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,760 I went in that day, and it kept getting worse and I woke up the next 408 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,680 morning and it turned into two blood blisters 409 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,320 on the side of my hand and 410 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,720 I saw them and I was like, oh my god! 411 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,600 And I am a bit queasy anyway at the best of times. 412 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,240 So, we got back into the production office and I was 413 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,400 like, I need to see the medic, I need to see the medic. 414 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,520 So, they sent the medic up to the office. 415 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,440 We have desks which are opposite each other, 416 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,280 like this and so the medic comes in and he says, can I sit in your 417 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,880 chair, I am going to lean over, I have got to give him an injection? 418 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,760 So, I said, no problem and I got up and I just 419 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,960 left the office, shut the 420 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,400 door and I thought I would give them some privacy. 421 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,480 And then I thought, it has been a while and I opened the 422 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,360 door, he was on his back, with his legs in the air, 423 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,080 with an oxygen mask on his face. 424 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,480 And the medic was fanning him. 425 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,520 I had passed out! 426 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,560 Because of the needle. 427 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,600 The needle! 428 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,640 Oh, really? 429 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,680 Not the spider bite! 430 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,360 It was the needle that got him! 431 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,000 Did you know it was a spider at the time or 432 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,200 did he tell you that? 433 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,880 Did you see a spider bite you? 434 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,920 No. 435 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,320 He told me, he said, that is a spider bite. 436 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,760 A mouse spider, did you say? 437 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,840 A mouse spider. 438 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,840 They get necrotic. 439 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,320 They come inside when it rains. 440 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,640 There are so many things. 441 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,480 They are evil, they are evil! 442 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,600 So many things in Australia that can just kill you by looking at 443 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,640 you, you know. 444 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,800 All these little tiny things and the Australians as 445 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,840 well... 446 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,880 Can kill you. 447 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,920 By looking at you. 448 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,600 They can kill you. 449 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000 Yeah, they don't hide in your toilet or come up 450 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,120 your sink? 451 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,280 The Australians make it great sport, they take great 452 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,680 pleasure in scaring British people about the dangerousness of their 453 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,560 animals. 454 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,760 And still you want to go back there? 455 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,440 It is I'm A Celebrity's spiritual home. 456 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,480 OK, fair enough! 457 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,400 And also it is four weeks in Australia 458 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,440 in November, December. 459 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,640 It is lovely. 460 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,720 So Cate's Nightmare Alley is in cinemas soon, 461 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,800 meanwhile Ant and Dec 462 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,240 bring us a new Saturday night TV treat, Limitless Win. 463 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,040 It is a new game show. 464 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,920 It is currently running Saturday nights on ITV at 8:30 and it 465 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:02,040 is available on ITV Hub. 466 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,440 So come on guys, this is your first new format 467 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,760 in, what, ten years? 468 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,800 Ten years. 469 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,840 Ten years, yeah. 470 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,760 So, is that exciting or is it frightening? 471 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,800 What is it? 472 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,480 It is a bit of both, yeah. 473 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,640 It is quite exciting, but then you do realise 474 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,280 that you are putting something new out there to be criticised 475 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,440 and there are so many more ways that people 476 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,880 are criticising things nowadays that there was ten years ago. 477 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,520 But, yeah, one of them has been on and it has 478 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,560 gone really well. 479 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,760 And we love filming it. 480 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,400 So, obviously it is a quiz, you ask questions, people win 481 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,840 prizes, but what makes this different? 482 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,400 What is the unique selling point? 483 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,040 It's unique selling point is there is no limit to what 484 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,320 you can win. 485 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,160 It is the world's first limitless jackpot. 486 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,120 Can I go on it? 487 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,520 Absolutely! 488 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,440 I really want a new bathroom. 489 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,080 And I need about £15,000. 490 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,880 Perfect, yeah. 491 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,280 You can do that. 492 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,160 But then in the gallery you have somebody from the insurance company, 493 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,800 because you have got to insure against these potential huge wins 494 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,200 and they never want us to lead the contestants in any way, so, 495 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,640 as we do, we just play along and get excited, and if we think that the 496 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:11,040 contestant hasn't understood it, we will just say, read the question 497 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:15,280 again, but that is as much as we can say. 498 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,680 There is someone there with a briefcase who is sweating. 499 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:23,200 LAUGHTER. 500 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,000 That is the real show! 501 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,080 That show right there. 502 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,520 Like that. 503 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,920 Every other quiz show in the world has a top 504 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,720 prize, you can win £1 million, you can win £100,000, whatever. 505 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,120 This one, as long as you can stay in the 506 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,040 game, and keep going, you can keep climbing 507 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,480 the limitless ladder. 508 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,400 And the answer to every question is a 509 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,440 number. 510 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,080 So, for example, Ricky, how tall is an Oscar statuette, you 511 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:53,640 probably know this, in centimetres? 512 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,840 Now. 513 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,800 18 and a half inches? 514 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,720 What happens with this is, the number you 515 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,880 give is also... 516 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,880 You can't win the money now. 517 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,480 I take quizzes this seriously. 518 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,360 If you get this right, we will buy Cate a new kitchen. 519 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,800 What is in it for me? 520 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,240 Why do I care about that? 521 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:16,440 She is not a charity, why am I doing this for her? 522 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,080 So, the answer you give is also the number of steps 523 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,280 you take up the ladder. 524 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,680 Now, if you give us an exact answer, you bank 525 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,560 the money, if you are under the exact answer, you lose lives, 526 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,720 if you are over the exact answer, even by 527 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,880 one, you are bust and it is game over. 528 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,280 Are you saying that there is a point to it? 529 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,200 If you are exact, you win the money. 530 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,880 If you are below, you lose lives. 531 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,280 If you are over... 532 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,000 You lose lives? 533 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,560 It is a high-risk game. 534 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,440 Do I get something for being close, then? 535 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,640 You stay in the game. 536 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,600 And you can keep going up the ladder. 537 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,480 So, if I just go low and I get it wrong, I 538 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,640 am still in the game? 539 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,040 But, when you run out of lives, you are out. 540 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,880 33 centimetres. 541 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,880 Can you have your family members? 542 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,360 Please get it right, Daddy! 543 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,040 We are making it sound very complicated. 544 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,440 33 centimetres. 545 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,080 Right. 546 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,520 That is not an exact answer. 547 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,160 Right. 548 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,360 So, you are losing lives. 549 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,400 Right, OK. 550 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,840 OK, what is the exact answer? 551 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,200 You don't say that yet. 552 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:21,080 You are losing one life, it is 34. 553 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,120 Oh! 554 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,000 So close! 555 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,040 So, that would mean... 556 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,680 I nearly said 34, but then you said if you go 557 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,720 over, you are out. 558 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,760 Exactly. 559 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,880 I mean, come on, work away! 560 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,200 Let's watch a bit. 561 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,000 We have got an exclusive clip, I think this is from episode three. 562 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,960 This is Limitless Win. 563 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,760 Your time has started. 564 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,840 Camel toe! 565 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,960 Have you got a picture in your head? 566 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,120 Is it two? 567 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,800 Has everybody got a mental image now? 568 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,680 I know I have! 569 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,840 Can you talk us through what you're thinking of? 570 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,960 Really, no! 571 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,000 Not really. 572 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,520 Two, two. 573 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,800 Two each. 574 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,960 Four legs. 575 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,720 Makes eight. 576 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,760 I would say eight. 577 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,800 We don't find out! 578 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,520 We don't want to spoil it. 579 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,200 I think it is more than eight. 580 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,120 I bet you camels have some odd toes. 581 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,280 Well, the thing is, they are mammals and actually, 582 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,320 they would have five digits on each thing 583 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,000 that would be fused, so do you 584 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,800 count... 585 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,000 It would be like that. 586 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,680 Sorry, I take this very seriously. 587 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,760 You're the insurance guy! 588 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,960 Yeah. 589 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,400 I think they got it right. 590 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,840 I think they got it right. 591 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,880 So, it is eight? 592 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,080 Two, four, six, eight, yeah. 593 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,120 Eight. 594 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,240 Just after we asked that question, the whole audience were just kind of 595 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,120 like doing this. 596 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,240 You say you can't help them. 597 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,720 No, not at all. 598 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,880 Also, we don't know the questions or any of 599 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,320 the answers before they come up. 600 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,000 We have purposely said, don't tell us 601 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,040 the questions,... 602 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,520 You definitely don't want to know the answers. 603 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,560 We won't. 604 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,400 We kind of want to live it with them and we want to go on the 605 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,840 journey with each set of contestants. 606 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,880 You have changed. 607 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,960 We were talking in the office, and remembering Wonky Donkey. 608 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,000 Oh, yes! 609 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,040 And Wonky Donkey... 610 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,400 Wonky Donkey! 611 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,800 You were so horrible to the people who called in! 612 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,120 Particularly Dec. 613 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,560 I would say you were particularly... 614 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,920 I have mellowed slightly. 615 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,320 This is a little clip of Wonky Donkey back in 616 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,760 the day. 617 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,600 Ten seconds, what have we got here? 618 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,680 Scottishgator. 619 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,280 It doesn't rhyme for goodness' sake! 620 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,480 A Scottishgator! 621 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,520 What? 622 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,560 An Scottishgator? 623 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,880 Doesn't rhyme! 624 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,600 Doesn't rhyme! 625 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,040 I think we have established it is not a Scottishgator. 626 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,360 APPLAUSE. 627 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:52,440 I want you to host Limitless Win like that. 628 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,840 Just shouting at people, you're stupid! 629 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,640 We would be cancelled within a week. 630 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,560 What was the answer? 631 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,600 What? 632 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,760 What was the answer? 633 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,600 Jock Croc. 634 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,520 Because it is a crocodile in a kilt. 635 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,560 Good, good. 636 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,920 We used to do that every Saturday morning and the only one rule to 637 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,600 that game was, it had to rhyme. 638 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,240 And these kids used to ring up every week and go, 639 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,400 Scottish crocodile and I would go, it doesn't rhyme! 640 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,320 There is one rule, it has to rhyme! 641 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,000 It used to really wind me up. 642 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,440 A lot of that was genuine. 643 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,640 Right. 644 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,000 I am still waiting for you to bump into somebody you shouted at on 645 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,040 telly in the street. 646 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,080 Bop on the nose. 647 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,280 But you did a children's book. 648 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,360 Look, you have done some amazing things, but Flananimals... 649 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,720 Flananimals, yeah. 650 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,760 Years ago, yeah. 651 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,240 I did a children's book, just made stuff up. 652 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,240 That works, though. 653 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,960 That is exactly how fiction works, just 654 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,800 made it up. 655 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,320 There was an amazing animal, that gets really, it is so 656 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,920 cute and cuddly, but if you tell it it is cute, it eats your head. 657 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,280 Yeah, there is a lot of that going on. 658 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,960 Is that the basis of your comedy? 659 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,120 Well, no, it is about the sort of futility 660 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:07,000 of nature, it is all sort of quite sad and horrible. 661 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,880 Like, there is one that is just an eye, but it is 662 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,920 blind. 663 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:16,800 LAUGHTER. 664 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,560 That's nature! 665 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,200 Did any of them have, like a number of toes fused 666 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,760 together? 667 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,640 There is one that is born without legs and it swallows its 668 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,000 hands to walk on, but then when it finds food, it cannot eat because 669 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,040 its mouth is full. 670 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,080 LAUGHTER. 671 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:37,320 APPLAUSE. 672 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,200 Now, you hosted the Golden Globes. 673 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,600 Is it five times you have hosted the Golden Globes? 674 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,040 Five times over ten years, yeah. 675 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,080 OK. 676 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,240 I don't know if you guys know, you probably 677 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,720 don't know, the Golden Globes have just sort of vanished. 678 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,680 They didn't happen this year, for loads of 679 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,680 reasons. 680 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,720 Because of you? 681 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,800 I am getting the blame for it, I am, yeah. 682 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,880 It changed, because the first time I did it, like ten years ago, 683 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,280 the sort of press, particularly the industry press in America 684 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,440 was like, why is he saying these awful things 685 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,360 to the most beautiful people? 686 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,800 And then by the last time, right, they 687 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,280 were going, good, give it to them, we are sick of celebrities! 688 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,440 So it was quite zeitgeisty, it hit a mark 689 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,840 last time, but I am really glad I did it, 690 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,800 but I think that is enough. 691 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,440 Were you in the audience for any of Ricky's Golden Globes? 692 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,400 Several times. 693 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,840 It was a little bit... 694 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,240 I think it cuts to you in one of them. 695 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,640 I think when you talk about Jeffrey Epstein and then, 696 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,440 why it does cut to me? 697 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:41,400 Woo! 698 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,000 But it is a little bit like, the experience of being in the 699 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,840 room with you at the Golden Globes is a little bit like the tail end of 700 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,880 the family Christmas. 701 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,880 Yes. 702 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,960 The drunk uncle. 703 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,200 The drunk uncle. 704 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,480 Do we show him where the bathroom is? 705 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,160 Or do we just let him... 706 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,280 I can feel that and I can see the tension and then when 707 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,400 I do a joke about them, they think, oh, that was all right. 708 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,840 Leonardo DiCaprio was sort of laughing, 709 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,480 thinking, phew, he could have said a lot worse, you know. 710 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,640 That is the lovely thing for us watching, as 711 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,320 well as, the jokes are obviously funny, 712 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,760 but then it is seeing the 713 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,680 faces in there and how they take it. 714 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,560 Did you always say every joke or did you ever stop yourself? 715 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,000 No, I went there, you know. 716 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,480 It was my adrenaline rush. 717 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,080 I am not a brave person. 718 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,760 So, that is my only extreme sport that I do. 719 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:34,640 Saying things in front of them. 720 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,280 I just wondered if there was a gag where you thought, 721 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,200 oh no, that has gone a bit far. 722 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,240 Oh, yeah. 723 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,280 Most of them! 724 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,680 You know, you think the things I say are terrible, 725 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,120 think of the things I think! 726 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,160 LAUGHTER. 727 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,280 APPLAUSE. 728 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,880 Ricky Gervais brings us the third and final series of his 729 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,920 acclaimed sitcom After Life. 730 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,720 It is streaming on Netflix right now. 731 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,440 And this has been a phenomenal success. 732 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,480 Yeah. 733 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,400 Hundreds of millions of people have seen it. 734 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,560 Yeah, overwhelming, I never dreamt it would become this 735 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,840 big. 736 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,520 The nicest thing is the emotional response to it, you know. 737 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,120 Like, people come up to me in the street, 738 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,000 just saying, I lost my husband, the week before or my 739 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,720 brother and you suddenly realise that everyone is grieving and things 740 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,360 like this sort of give them a chance to start a conversation. 741 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,720 I was worried about it. 742 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,360 I thought, hold on, how are people going to laugh at 743 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,960 a show about a guy who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of 744 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,920 cancer? 745 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,080 And they can, because real life is like that. 746 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,520 It goes on all the time. 747 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,600 I think we second-guess the audience a little bit too much, as a 748 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,000 broadcaster, oh, can they take that? 749 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,040 They can, yeah. 750 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,400 And even, like, the swearing, somebody said, there is a 751 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,480 lot of swear words in this, yeah, but that is how people talk! 752 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,080 That is how people talk, you know. 753 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,960 I sometimes have to explain to Americans that the C word isn't 754 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,920 quite the same here. 755 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,320 It is a term of endearment! 756 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,040 Absolutely! 757 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040 They can't get that. 758 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,240 Tell yourself that, Cate, yeah! 759 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,400 In America, it is a misogynistic, horrible insult and 760 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400 here... 761 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,520 I was in Edinburgh, a few years ago and I was walking along, 762 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,600 and there were two policemen and they came along and one of them 763 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,560 went, oh, Ricky Gervais, you're a funny BLEEP! 764 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,480 Oh, thank you very much! 765 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,440 LAUGHTER. 766 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,760 I'll take that! 767 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,800 Yeah. 768 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,000 So, this is season three. 769 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,920 Have things happened between the end of season 770 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,760 two and the start of season three, where do we find you? 771 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,680 It is sort of that nebulous time jump. 772 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,840 It has moved on, but, you know, you can 773 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,040 watch it all as one. 774 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,440 Yeah, it is sort of a few months have passed, 775 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,040 yeah. 776 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,160 He is going through the seven stages of grief and, I suppose, it 777 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,080 asks the big question, if you lose everything, 778 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:58,360 is life still worth living? 779 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,280 Listen, let's watch a clip from After Life. 780 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,240 This is Tony finding some joy in life. 781 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,680 HE LAUGHS. 782 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,720 Oh my God! 783 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,320 Prat! 784 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,760 Maybe life is still worth living! 785 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,200 Oh my god! 786 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,280 That's not funny, actually. 787 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,320 Wow, I disagree. 788 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:23,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 789 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,760 Because this is Netflix, it gets translated. 790 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,880 How many languages is it translated into? 791 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,880 160 languages. 792 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,120 Wow. 793 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,600 I didn't know there were that many languages. 794 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,680 But it does, yeah. 795 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,640 I suppose all different dialects, you know. 796 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,680 Do they dub you? 797 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,240 They do, but I watch... 798 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,880 I mostly watch foreign dramas now and I never watch the 799 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,880 dubbed version. 800 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,120 They're unwatchable. 801 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,200 I always watch it with, you know, subtitles. 802 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,600 A very good question though, for the next series of 803 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,720 Limitless Win, our quiz show, how many countries is it shown in, how 804 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,040 many languages? 805 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,520 I can tell you that exactly, though. 806 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,960 You don't want to go above. 807 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,400 I might be ending on 59. 808 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,640 Ricky Gervais said 160. 809 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:14,400 We'll have that. 810 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,840 Do you know how many questions? 811 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,040 Yeah, I got a few. 812 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,240 There you go, right, yeah. 813 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,400 Amazing. 814 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,080 Does the bad language translate or do 815 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,640 some countries just go, oh, golly? 816 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,640 I don't know, but some people send it 817 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:33,840 to me and it really makes me laugh, with me, in an accent, saying it, 818 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,000 like my voice, but someone speaking French or Italian. 819 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,480 That is funny. 820 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,120 The really weird thing is, so, they get actors to dub 821 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:45,080 you all over the world, but they actually sound like you! 822 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,760 Is it the same person in every... 823 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,480 No, no. 824 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,360 They find people, that not only speak that language, but that sound 825 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,120 like the actor they are dubbing. 826 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,360 So, it is really weird. 827 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,520 I think it sounds like me speaking French and 828 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,840 Spanish and Italian. 829 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,480 You know, if they dub you, say, in The Office and 830 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,000 they dubbed you in Extras, does the same person... 831 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,040 Yes, that's right. 832 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,000 I suppose they are sort of doing an impression. 833 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,640 So, you can't die, otherwise that actor will be out of 834 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,480 work? 835 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,520 Yeah. 836 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,480 I have never thought of that. 837 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,680 Again, that shouldn't be my worry. 838 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,320 Have you met the French Cate Blanchett or the German Cate 839 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,480 Blanchett? 840 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,320 Yeah, there is a German Cate Blanchett, I think, but I have 841 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,960 not met her. 842 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,160 That would be weird. 843 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,200 Wouldn't it? 844 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,560 It'd be weird if she went, I hope she makes a good film next! 845 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,600 For once! 846 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,520 Something that someone will see! 847 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,680 I hope she's got more dialogue in this one! 848 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,960 I hardly said anything in the last one! 849 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,360 Talking about international careers, ladies and 850 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,760 gentlemen, let's not forget, Ant and Dec, huge international pop 851 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:59,120 stars as PJ and Duncan. 852 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,640 Oh, yeah! 853 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,680 Yes. 854 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,720 LAUGHTER. 855 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,760 APPLAUSE. 856 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,720 That is bubbling up. 857 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,880 It's horrible. 858 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,440 You look like you're farting! 859 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,400 I do. 860 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,680 Peter Stringfellow. 861 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,600 I did not remember that photo being taken. 862 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,600 Just let one out. 863 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,360 Maybe you were preoccupied. 864 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,400 Yeah, I was preoccupied. 865 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,800 I farted! 866 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,200 Yeah, we had a very small pop career, for about 867 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,240 three or four years. 868 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,360 It went far, I think there was a story where I 869 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,760 think the big thing had gone but you still had 870 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,240 contractual obligations and you were in Indonesia. 871 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,800 Yeah, we had to go to Jakarta, because we had 872 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:50,720 a few contractual gigs we had to play and, I call them gigs, 873 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:56,400 but you would just turn up at the Hard Rock 874 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,960 Cafe and you would kind of mime along to a couple of songs and the 875 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,000 fans would be there. 876 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,200 You will take the money. 877 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,080 Take the money and get out of there. 878 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,960 But we landed, we landed in this place in Jakarta. 879 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,880 We were not that bothered any more, we 880 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,720 knew that we didn't want to do it any more, we thought... 881 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:17,880 23 and already jaded! 882 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,040 We wanted to concentrate on telly, we loved doing 883 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,880 TV, so when we got back to Britain, that was what we were going to do. 884 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,480 So, we thought we would just turn up, do our thing, be polite, get out 885 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,560 of there and we turned up and the guy from the record company 886 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,920 says, no, you have to do a press conference, the press are there and 887 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,760 we want you to meet them and talk to them and then of course, you can 888 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,800 sing a cappella and... 889 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,800 Well, what? 890 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,480 Sing a cappella they said, the Backstreet Boys were here last 891 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,360 week and they sang a cappella for the 892 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,400 press. 893 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,440 Yes, because they can! 894 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,560 LAUGHTER. 895 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,760 We can't sing a cappella! 896 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,960 We are not doing it! 897 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,640 We don't want to and we can't! 898 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,280 So, we said no, we're not going to sing a cappella, 899 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,920 we will go and we'll chat and will answer any questions. 900 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,880 And we will mime to the track. 901 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,960 It was also Let's Get Ready To Rumble. 902 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,280 They wanted you to do... 903 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,000 Yeah, you can't! 904 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,920 Yeah, Let's Get Ready To Rumble, so we 905 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,040 said no and then on the walk down there, they were going, please, 906 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,240 please do it for them. 907 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,240 I was like, no! 908 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,360 They are just the press, there was maybe about ten people there or 909 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,400 something. 910 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,280 They don't want to hear it, we don't want to do it. 911 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,320 So, we sit down. 912 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,520 We are answering the questions. 913 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,960 It is all going pretty well. 914 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,080 It was kind of wrapping itself up, nobody asks us to sing a 915 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,080 cappella. 916 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,720 We were just about to leave, the guy from the record 917 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,320 company says, how about you sing a cappella? 918 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,840 What? 919 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,480 And then all the press go, yeah, that would be good, 920 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,520 yeah, let's do that! 921 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,160 We are like, no, no, we will come back, we will 922 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,200 do the show later. 923 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,320 And they were like no, a cappella, a cappella! 924 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,760 And they went on and on. 925 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,880 So, we said no, we're not gonna do it, we get up and 926 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,000 we leave. 927 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,680 The press started to boo us. 928 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,800 That was in the press conference. 929 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,880 What did you do? 930 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,880 Did you do it? 931 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,920 Did you sing? 932 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,080 I almost started on the guy from the record 933 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,120 company. 934 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,280 Do you want to hear them do it now? 935 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:16,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 936 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,720 Do you want me to move? 937 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,000 We could easily do it. 938 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,440 # Let's get ready to rumble. 939 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,840 # Let's get ready to rumble. 940 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,880 # Get ready! 941 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,920 # Get steady! 942 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,960 # And rumble! 943 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,960 # Everybody rumble! 944 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,320 See? 945 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,280 That was good! 946 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:40,000 It was like Little Mix were in the room. 947 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,440 Right, it is time for music. 948 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,320 This man has topped the charts for almost 45 years and is 949 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:49,720 today releasing his 32nd album. 950 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,440 Here performing Paint The Red Rose Blue, 951 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,360 accompanied by Steve Nieve from the Imposters, please 952 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,400 welcome Elvis Costello! 953 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:03,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 954 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:17,200 # He was the youngest of five and the only son 955 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:25,160 # He called his wife by a nickname as his father had done 956 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:33,320 # Not the root, not the branch, not the flower or stem 957 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:41,400 # He had the wildest of dreams but he rarely remembered them 958 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,800 # Turn the red rose 959 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,800 # Paint the red rose blue 960 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,320 # What was he to 961 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,280 # But turn the red rose 962 00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,000 # Turn the red rose 963 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,960 # Paint the red rose blue 964 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,800 # What was he to 965 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:15,200 # But turn the red rose 966 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,560 # He haunted the shadows 967 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,760 # And waited until 968 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,960 # They had secrets to sell him 969 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,720 # And some practical skill 970 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:39,880 # Theatrical blood is convenient to spill 971 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:48,520 # He turned on the light switch and watched her undress 972 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,480 # Oh, you'd never guess 973 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:59,640 # What came next, unless 974 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:09,160 # He said "All of these hours that I've skulked in the shade 975 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:17,400 # The sun never struck me or made me afraid 976 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:25,400 # Now she and I share unspeakable pain 977 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:33,400 # I have to believe in something, in anything" 978 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,160 # Turn the red rose 979 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,240 # Paint the red rose blue 980 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:48,400 # There's nothing left to do but paint the red rose 981 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,120 # Paint the red rose 982 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:58,800 # Turn the red rose blue 983 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,560 # There's nothing left to do 984 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:09,520 # But paint the red rose blue # 985 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:23,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 986 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,920 Elvis Costello, ladies and gentlemen, and Steve Nieve! 987 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,320 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 988 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,840 Come on over, Mr Costello. 989 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,280 Thank you so much for that. 990 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,000 Have a seat, sir, do. 991 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,040 Brilliant. 992 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,080 Thank you. 993 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,640 Thank you so much for that. 994 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,480 That was gorgeous. 995 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,880 And it's on the new album which is out today, The Boy Named If. 996 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,560 And these are songs about a childhood. 997 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,760 Is it your childhood, or a...? 998 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,880 If you listen to those songs, and you think how sad and dark 999 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,720 they are, don't I...? 1000 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:03,400 Everybody's childhood, the record has different scenes 1001 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,600 and characters over the record. 1002 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,520 I didn't write it like a concept record. 1003 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,720 I leave that sort of thing to Ricky. 1004 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:17,240 But it is the idea of each song is like a scene when you're 1005 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,360 in your early teens, you're all about wonder still. 1006 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:27,160 Childhood. 1007 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,560 You can stand on your head, you can imagine fantastic 1008 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,960 inventions, you can sing, dance, skip, and all those things 1009 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,360 that the minute certain types of impulses raise their head 1010 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,240 within you, then you become totally, you know, consumed with teenage lust 1011 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,880 and the study of algebra and other useless objects that you'll 1012 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,840 never use in real life. 1013 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:51,440 So I wanted to catch what that felt like and then catch what it feels 1014 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,280 like a little bit later, and I'm looking back at a sinful 1015 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,680 scandal like, you know, the sort of thing you've been 1016 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,720 in your life. 1017 00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,760 I feel very judged! 1018 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,920 Now, Dec, you've met before? 1019 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,960 We both have met. 1020 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,680 You came on our Saturday morning show years ago. 1021 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,080 Yeah, we go way back to show business school together. 1022 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,120 We do. 1023 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,240 And I was thrown out of class because they couldn't have two Dec. 1024 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,360 Because I'm a Declan as well, we're the two Declans in show business. 1025 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,840 Name a third! 1026 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,880 Yeah. 1027 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,960 There isn't, is there? 1028 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,000 That it! 1029 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,040 I know. 1030 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,960 I thought, he's stolen my act when I... 1031 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,160 I thought, what's going on? 1032 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,560 I had to change my name to Elvis, you know? 1033 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,000 To get out of his shadow! 1034 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,440 There's no other Elvis, is there? 1035 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,480 LAUGHTER. 1036 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:39,080 And you and Ricky, you've worked together. 1037 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,400 Yes, he did me a lovely favour. 1038 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,520 He just did me a favour out of the kindness of his heart. 1039 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,640 He recorded a song for me for one of my films, early days, 1040 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:56,080 The Invention Of Lying. 1041 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,920 He did a version of Cat Stevens' Sitting, and it's just beautiful. 1042 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,360 That was great, by the way. 1043 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,400 I love his voice. 1044 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,440 I love his voice. 1045 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,640 Thank you so much, Ricky. 1046 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,080 It's got even better with age. 1047 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,440 And Ricky persuaded me to do this song, and I have to be honest, 1048 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,080 I knew Matthew And Son and, you know, I don't know 1049 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,120 the other songs by... 1050 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,160 Morning Has Broken. 1051 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,360 I didn't know this song. 1052 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,480 He introduced me to this lovely song, so I had to learn it. 1053 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,400 You turned it round in about a day. 1054 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,800 You went into a studio with some of your mates, 1055 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,680 and you sent it to me and said, is this all right? 1056 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,720 I went, yeah! 1057 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:26,760 That's all right, yeah! 1058 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,760 Well, you know. 1059 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,200 And Cate Blanchett, you have met? 1060 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,400 Can I tell this story? 1061 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,440 Have I got time? 1062 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,480 I'm not in charge! 1063 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,520 But you usually are! 1064 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,480 You are very worried about time. 1065 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,960 You are very worried about time! 1066 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,600 Please can I be in charge? 1067 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,520 We were in showbiz school together, we decided 1068 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,200 to take over Graham's show. 1069 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,840 The first and only time that my wife Diana Krall ever 1070 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:55,800 accompanied me on stage... 1071 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,800 We were not yet married, and I was playing at a benefit show 1072 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,440 with her, and I decided that I would really impress her 1073 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,520 by singing this Elton John song, Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word. 1074 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,680 It's always a good way to start a relationship. 1075 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,520 A song I'd never sung. 1076 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,720 So she's playing it beautifully. 1077 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,200 She looks so elegant. 1078 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,640 I'm totally in love with her. 1079 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,760 I'm trying to pluck up the courage to ask her to marry me, 1080 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,520 and I go for the last line... 1081 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,200 # Sorry seems to be the hardest... 1082 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,160 And what I forget at this crucial moment of hitting the high note 1083 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:36,560 Because if you're going to propose, you want to be 1084 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,440 wearing brand-new shoes. 1085 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,360 # Sorry seems to be the hardest word. 1086 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,200 And the next thing, I am on my arse, and the shoes go from under me. 1087 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,080 And I said, did the audience see that? 1088 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,280 They might have noticed it. 1089 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,640 I scrambled to my feet, and I sort of try to cover my embarrassment, 1090 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,280 staggered to the wings, where the first two people I saw 1091 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,880 were Cate and Sting. 1092 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,040 Now, Sting and I go back a little bit. 1093 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,440 We have a little history of rivalry over the years, 1094 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,600 and in front of Cate, he said, "I thought 1095 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,040 it was part of the act." 1096 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:10,280 I said, "Of course it is, I do it every night!" 1097 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,520 And very quickly, you're going back on tour with the Imposters. 1098 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,560 Yep. 1099 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,600 Is that this June? 1100 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,800 I certainly hope so, yeah! 1101 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,520 Fingers crossed! 1102 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,440 And all the UK dates are in June. 1103 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,600 Listen, good luck with the tour, and thank you for that 1104 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,640 beautiful performance. 1105 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,840 Good luck with the album. 1106 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,880 Elvis Costello, everybody! 1107 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 1108 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,040 Right, that is nearly it, but we just have time for a visit 1109 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,240 to the Big Red Chair. 1110 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,280 Hooray! 1111 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,320 All right. 1112 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,360 Who's there? 1113 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,400 Hello. 1114 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,920 What's your name? 1115 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,960 Augustine. 1116 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,000 Augustine, lovely. 1117 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,200 Where are you from, Augustine? 1118 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,360 I'm originally French, but I grew up in London. 1119 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,400 OK. 1120 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,840 And what you do here, Augustine? 1121 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,880 I'm an advertising creative. 1122 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,920 Ooh. 1123 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,000 Like things we might have heard of? 1124 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,160 Stuff like Bombay Sapphire and lots of period ads. 1125 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,280 I don't know if you've seen any of those. 1126 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,480 I've seen ads for periods. 1127 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,960 I really want one now! 1128 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,760 No, they're really selling them. 1129 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,800 Good work, Augustine. 1130 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:16,080 Off you go with your story. 1131 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,080 So when I was ten, the police came to my house to arrest my parents... 1132 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,440 I love it! 1133 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,200 You can walk! 1134 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,880 I like how it starts with so. 1135 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,000 So... 1136 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,040 I love that. 1137 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,120 That's great. 1138 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:37,640 OK. 1139 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,040 Because I'd written a quiz called "the horny hamster quiz" 1140 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,920 and I posted it on my Bebo and also obviously e-mailed it 1141 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,800 a link to all my mates, who were also ten years old. 1142 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,880 But the problem was the police just could not believe that an actual 1143 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,040 child had written this quiz, because it had questions 1144 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,200 like, would you lock a hamster, yes, no, maybe? 1145 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,080 If you had to lock a rodent, would it be a hamster, 1146 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,120 a mouse, a gerbil? 1147 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,800 Obviously the correct answer was a hamster. 1148 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,960 What do you call a hamster having an orgasm? 1149 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,000 Hamstergasm. 1150 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,880 Honestly I was ten, so my wordplay was not up to scratch. 1151 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:12,400 And so I was summoned to the living room, where I saw my mum and two 1152 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,040 policemen holding four transcripts of the quiz, and my very distressed 1153 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,720 and also very French mother were screaming, 1154 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:24,680 how does she know what an orgasm is! 1155 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,800 And so luckily I quickly confessed to my crime and neither 1156 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,720 of my parents went to jail for hamster-related 1157 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,760 grooming felonies. 1158 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,800 You can walk, Augustine! 1159 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,840 Well done you. 1160 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,000 Right, that is all we've got time for tonight. 1161 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,880 If you'd like to have a go in the Red Chair yourself, 1162 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,520 and tell your story, you can contact us via our website 1163 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,680 at this very address. Please say a huge thank 1164 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,080 you to all of my guests tonight, Elvis Costello, everybody! 1165 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,120 CHEERING. 1166 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,160 Ricky Gervais! 1167 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,200 CHEERING. 1168 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,240 Ant and Dec! 1169 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,280 CHEERING. 1170 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,320 And Cate Blanchett. 1171 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,040 CHEERING. 1172 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,120 Join me next week with singer Emeli Sande, 1173 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,280 Kiwi comic Rose Matafeo, star of the new West Side 1174 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:05,480 Story Rachel Zegler, Line Of Duty's Vicky McClure 1175 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,920 and the great Sir Kenneth Branagh. 1176 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,960 I'll see you then. 1177 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,000 Good night everybody, bye-bye! 1178 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.