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Hey, there.
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I'm Neil Patrick Harris.
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I am chuffed to be
here on my first time.
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Welcome to The Graham Norton Show!
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Hello, good evening,
you're all so welcome to the show.
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And a special hello to our virtual
audience watching from home!
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Hello!
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Aw, it's lovely to see you - though
it's still so weird having
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an empty studio here.
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It's like Donald Trump's
farewell party.
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Yes, he's gone.
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On Wednesday Joe Biden
became the 46th President
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of the United States.
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Hurrah!
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So, P46 for Biden.
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And a P45 for Trump.
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Donald didn't attend
the inauguration.
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No, he and Melania flew to Florida.
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That's them setting off.
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And here they are arriving.
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Someone's on holiday!
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Alexa, show curtains
from a '70s porn film!
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Meanwhile, the inauguration
was a star-studded event.
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There they are - Lady Gaga.
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And Lord Gaga.
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LAUGHTER.
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But one nice thing...
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Leave him alone!
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The White House revealed that
Donald Trump left a hand-written
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letter for Joe Biden.
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Would you like to see a copy of it?
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I think we have one.
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Here it is.
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So presidential.
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Yay!
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.
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So who's on the show tonight?
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With me here in the studio,
it's the star of McMafia,
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Happy Valley and Little Women - it's
James Norton!
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APPLAUSE.
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There he is!
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It's Arsenal legend turned
pundit, Ian Wright!
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APPLAUSE.
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I can't clap myself!
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Do!
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And she's the Oscar-nominated
star of An Education,
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Suffragette and Drive - it's Carey
Mulligan!
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APPLAUSE.
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Yay!
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Clap yourself!
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Shortly we'll be joined
by the breakout star
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of hit show Call My Agent,
Camille Cottin.
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And Hollywood and Broadway
star Neil Patrick Harris
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will be calling in!
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APPLAUSE.
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Plus, we'll have music
right here in the studio
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from singer-songwriter Celeste.
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Looking forward to that!
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Who has seen Call My Agent?
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Is it you?
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I have seen some of it, yeah.
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I love it.
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Have you watched it?
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I haven't.
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Have you seen it?
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Not yet.
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Camille Cottin, she is
the break-out star.
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Such a great show.
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Love that show.
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You've never been on the show before
but you've hosted a chat show,
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so you're on home turf?
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Yeah, I'm really nervous.
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So not!
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I am so nervous, Graham, right now.
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This is not my normal place.
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I'd know that there is some form
of football and some form
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of analysing coming,
but this is totally different.
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It's totally different.
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Have your vodka tonic,
you'll be fine!
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That's what Dr Norton prescribes.
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Are you guys football fans?
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Carey looks away!
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No, but in my house,
my husband refers to you as Wrighty.
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And he doesn't even know you.
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I said, I'm going on Graham Norton,
Ian Wright is on.
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He said, ah, Wrighty!
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And I was like, do you know him?
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No, no.
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He just worships him.
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And, of course, you
have worked together?
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We have.
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Yes.
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Was it your very first job?
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My first ever job, yeah.
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We haven't seen each
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No, this is our reunion.
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James says "amazingly",
Carey is going, uh-huh!
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That's right.
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I have to tell you, though, Carey,
it was my first ever job
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and all I had to do...
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This was An Education?
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This was An Education, I should say.
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I was still at drama school
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at you from across the street.
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All I had to do was wave,
you had a big dialogue scene.
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And because I was at drama school,
I was very committed
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with lots of animal work
and everything else, to the point
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where I was practising my wave
for about half an hour before.
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you were chatting to me,
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very sweetly, being very welcoming.
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And all I was thinking was,
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so unprofessional, just chatting!
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All I wanted to do
was focus on my wave!
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And you were just putting me off.
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I'm so sorry!
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No.
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I am sorry...
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And then they cut my locking wave!
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I wasn't even in the film!
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Had you over-rehearsed your wave?
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Carey Mulligan, have you recovered
from what sounds like a very
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traumatic Christmas?
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We all had a slightly odd Christmas
but yours was very bad?
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Oh, mine was...
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Yeah, I was coming into London
and laden with huge suitcase.
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I was going to socially
distance, drop things off,
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presents and things,
to my nieces.
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And I was at the train station
and I had my headphones
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in and I was listening
to Taylor Swift, having
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the nicest time on my own
for a moment, without my kids.
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My coffee, I had a latte.
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And then I sort of went
to sanitise my hands
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because I touched the lift door.
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So I got my sanitiser out
and put my coffee down.
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And my suitcase just
wheeled off the platform,
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onto the train tracks,
with my coffee and one
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of my headphones.
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No, no.
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Here's the weird thing...
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That's traumatic enough.
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Did you take this picture?
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Was it like, I'll probably be
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I genuinely did think that.
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There's nothing else
to talk about so this
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will be a great something!
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So that's your coffee as well?
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That's my coffee.
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I know!
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And actually my Airpod as well,
which was so annoying.
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But then there were seven men
who went down to collect it.
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And it was on the tip
of my tongue to say,
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could you please see if my Airpod
is down there?
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No, no, just leave it,
it's not worth it!
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It's a New Year.
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Carey Mulligan has a great new film.
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It's called Promising Young Woman.
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Just tell us about it.
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Well, it's full of spoilers,
so it's really hard to talk about.
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I play Cassie, she is a 30-year-old
med student still living at home.
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And she has dropped out
of medical school for a reason
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we don't know about.
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And almost every night she goes out
and she goes to a nightclub.
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You have seen it, so I'm
telling you the story!
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She goes to a club and she pretends
to be really drunk.
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So drunk that she can't walk.
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And she sees, inevitably,
a nice guy who takes her home.
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When she is at his home,
she reveals that she is
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actually stone cold sober.
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And that's sort of the only thing
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It is so good.
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Wow!
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Is it a horror film?
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It's not...
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No, it's so many different...
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It's like romantic comedy,
thriller, revenge...
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We will talk about this more
but let's watch a clip
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to give people a taste
of what we're talking about.
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This is Cassie with one of her nice
guys and this is right
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after you reveal that,
in fact, you aren't drunk.
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I just thought that you were...
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Drunk?
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Really drunk?
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Well, I'm not.
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But that's good, isn't it?
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I think you should leave.
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Oh, now you want me to leave?
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No.
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I just...
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I'm really high.
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Like, I'm really high right now.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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I think you should go.
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determined for me to stay.
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You were pretty insistent, actually.
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I'm a nice guy.
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Are you?
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I thought we had
a connection, I guess.
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A connection?
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What do I do for a living?
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Sorry, maybe that one is too hard.
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How old am I?
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How long have I lived in the city?
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What are my hobbies?
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What's my name?
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Oh!
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Good, right?
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It's a horror film!
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I was shitting myself!
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Run, run!
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That's so scary!
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It's a side of you that I don't
think I've seen you do before.
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You look like you're having
a ball in this film.
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Oh, my goodness, I had so much fun.
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Yeah, Bo Burnham plays the lead,
who is a brilliant comedian
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and he also directed Eighth Grade,
which is one of my
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favourite films ever.
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There he is, he's so lovely.
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Carey, you play the lead,
he plays your love interest.
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Oh, thank you!
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Yeah, you're right!
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I believe Carey Mulligan
is on the poster.
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I didn't see him!
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So, Bo is my boyfriend in the film.
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And he's a comedian and everyone
else who is in the film is so funny.
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Sam Richardson and Laverne Cox
and all these people.
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And on about the third day
of filming I was like,
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is this just what your life is?
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Laughing all the time?
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What have I been doing?
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These terribly sad
films about sad things.
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Dragging the wet bustle around!
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Exactly!
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So, no, it was great,
it was so much fun.
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I love Jennifer Coolidge.
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I just adore her.
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On set, was she kind
of off the leash?
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Yeah, she was.
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It was amazing.
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I always loved her in
the Christopher Guest movies
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and obviously Legally Blonde.
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She is just an icon.
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And so this is the dinner table
scene where my boyfriend
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is meeting my parents for the first
time and Emerald, our director,
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just said, just improvise a bit
of small talk at the beginning
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of the scene.
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Ask what she does for
a living, blah, blah, blah.
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So Bo is like, OK, this is so nice,
thank you for having me.
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What do you do for a living?
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And Jennifer was like, well,
I discovered late in life
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that I really enjoy fish
tank interior design.
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LAUGHTER.
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And everyone around
the table just goes ah!
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And I'm...
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Just shaking, I can't stop!
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So they had to cut,
I ruined that one.
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And the next one - well, yeah,
I train small animals
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to detect carbon monoxide.
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Cool, cool!
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So it just went on and on like
that and every single
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take, I just ruined.
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And I think actually in the film
you can see she used a take
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where I kind of lost it at the end.
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She thought it was funny.
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Carey's new film is Promising Young
Woman and it's on release very soon.
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Right, time to meet our
first remote guest.
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He's the Tony and Emmy
award-winning star of
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How I Met Your Mother and Gone Girl.
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Please say hello to
Neil Patrick Harris.
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Yay!
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Hello Graham Norton!
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Hello, Neil Patrick Harris.
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Other people here...
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James Norton is here,
Carey Mulligan is here,
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Ian Wright is here.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Hi, everybody.
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Now, weirdly we have sort of met.
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We have kind of met, yeah.
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Not on the show, this is my first
time and I'm a little nervous
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so forgive me if I ramble.
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But I was doing a Broadway show
called Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
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And I heard that you were going
to be in the audience
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and it was this really nasty kind
of rock and roll, punk rock musical
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and you had sat in the very,
very front row, if I'm not mistaken.
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In the middle.
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I didn't book these tickets.
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And you were with two other
guys and during the show
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there is a part where Hedwig,
who is pretty randy and nasty,
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there is a good picture of her...
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She crawls onto the stage and just
picks someone in the audience
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and makes out with them.
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So I started down,
I scanned the crowd,
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I saw you and I went right for you.
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And I rammed my tongue
down your throat.
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I had the taste of cheap
lipstick in my mouth
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for the rest of the show.
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So nice to meet you
on this second date.
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Nice to talk to you, finally!
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Neil, you are here to
talk about It's a Sin.
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This is the Russell T Davies drama,
it's on Channel 4 and set in the 80s
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during the Aids crisis.
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Tell us who you play.
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I play one of the kids'
mentors, I guess.
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I'm sort of a dandy guy
on Savile Row making suits and one
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of the characters is named Colin,
he is more closeted,
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I guess, than the others.
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It follows four gay kids
in their teens and 20s as they sort
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of come to terms with who they are,
figure out how
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exciting life can be under this big,
giant shadow of HIV,
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Aids, which was coming
to the UK pretty intensely.
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So I'm kind of his friend, mentor,
sort of a representation
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of monogamy, a long-term same-sex
coupling that I guess
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they don't see much of,
especially back then.
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Well, It's a Sin, it started earlier
tonight on Channel 4
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and all episodes are available
on All 4.
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We have a clip, Neil.
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This is you as Henry talking
to your apprentice, Colin,
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played brilliantly by Callum Scott
Howells.
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Where are you from?
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Bryncoch.
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It's in South Wales.
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I guess it would be,
you gave that away slightly.
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But I don't suppose there's
a girlfriend waiting back
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home in Wales, is there?
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Perhaps a boyfriend?
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No.
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But would there be?
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If you could?
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You don't have to worry about me,
I'm not remotely interested.
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If you insist on asking and,
really, I can't get a word
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in edgeways with you,
dear God, but I live in Hackney
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with a very nice man
from the Algarve and we've been
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together for decades.
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So you're perfectly safe with me,
Colin Morris-Jones.
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Really, though...
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Perfectly so.
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So there isn't?
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A boyfriend?
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No.
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But you'd like there to be?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God!
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Don't worry, I won't tell anyone!
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Another pint for the bender, please!
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APPLAUSE.
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That boy is so good.
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He is so lovely and I think
he's still in school
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or just finishing school.
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He is Welsh and he's
just a beautiful soul.
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He is fantastic.
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Now, a very odd thing has happened
just recently, I imagine.
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The thing that made
you a star, Doogie Howser,
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M.D, they've announced
they're going to reboot it.
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Yes, Disney+ is doing that.
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Super fun idea.
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It's set with a female
lead instead of a male
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and it's set all in Hawaii,
which is pretty exciting.
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I don't know anything about it.
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Did you guys all
watch Doogie Howser?
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I watched a couple.
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16-year-old doctor?
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Carey is too young!
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Definitely not!
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Are you involved in the reboot?
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No, not at all.
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Oh!
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Although the creator and writer
was one of the How I Met Your
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Mother producers, oddly,
so it comes with a decent pedigree.
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I'm excited to watch it.
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As someone, you were a star
as a very young person, so
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let's talk about this.
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James Norton, I turn to you.
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How old were you, respected
actor James, when you
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delighted your school
with a lip sync performance?
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I think I was about 12.
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11 or 12.
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Let's go with 11!
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OK!
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Who were you being in the clip?
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I mean, obviously you can see
that I was Gwen Stefani.
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OK.
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So, bear in mind, when you see this,
Neil, I didn't break into James
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Norton's house and steal this tape.
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He gave it to us!
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I'm regretting it.
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Here we go.
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Tonight, 11-year-old
James Norton is Gwen Stefani.
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Focus on the issues.
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Check out these shoes.
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Here we go.
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Look at them.
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There your granny's?
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Here we go.
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As we seen enough now?
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APPLAUSE
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Beautiful.
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That was awesome.
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That's very good.
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That's like the end
of a terrible audition.
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"Well done, good for you!"
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Tricky thing to put a dress on,
especially at that age.
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There was one wig, one dress and one
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stick of lipstick and one pair
of shoes for any of the boys
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who wanted to play a girl
and I happen to look
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exactly like Gwen Stefani.
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Wow.
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Uncanny.
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It's uncanny, isn't it?
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If you hadn't told us...
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I spent years hiding it
from people and for some
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reason I sent it to
you and here we are.
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Lockdown madness?
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Yeah!
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Secretly I just pine for those days.
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Ooh!
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Where are you?
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It looks fabulous.
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It looks like Doctor
Something's secret cabinet.
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Does it?
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I'm in my office here in a farm
in Long Island, New York.
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And it's cool.
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I collect old magic, classical magic
ephemera and haunted mansion
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memorabilia and escape room games.
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Do you have a little
friend with you?
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I do, they told me to.
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OK.
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It's like show and tell.
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Look at this guy.
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It's an evil dummy!
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You know what's nice
about ventriloquism on
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TV, you can't say the F
syllable because F
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makes your lips move,
so
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instead of F you can say th.
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So you can say, like,
"Hey, Graham - go
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thuck yourself"!
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, very good!
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Beautiful.
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Neil Patrick Harris,
it's a real pleasure
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talking to you.
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It's A Sin continues on Channel 4.
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Neil Patrick Harris, everybody.
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Good night.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bye.
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Let's turn to Ian Wright.
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Your latest project is a podcast
celebrating heroes in all walks of
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life.
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It's called Ian Wright's
Everyday People.
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Tell us about some of
the people you meet.
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We were talking before the show.
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They're exceptional.
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Amazing people.
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It's very emotional, very inspiring.
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I think probably
Chris Bannigan, Major
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Chris Bannigan.
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He's got a daughter...
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They felt there was something
wrong with her so they
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kept taking her to the
doctor and they said
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there's nothing wrong
and
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by the time she got
to seven they diagnosed
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her with CDLS, which is
an
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incurable...
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It's like a genetic disease,
no treatment, no cure.
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He realised he needed
to raise money.
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He needs to raise money
fast for her treatment
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because there was
nothing there for her.
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So he took on the challenge
of walking from Land's End
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to Edinburgh Castle.
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That might seem fine
but he did it barefooted.
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I remember speaking to him.
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It's an unbelievable story.
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He said to me, after the first
hour, his feet were
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literally, it was so
painful, every step.
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It was one of those situations,
I said, "is there any
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time you felt like stopping"
and he said "you can't stop."
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In the end they got there,
700 miles, raising
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£500,000.
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Not only did he raise the money,
he also raised awareness for
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children with rare diseases.
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And this is why I wanted to do it
because it's people like him who are
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amazing, amazing people doing
amazing things for people,
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inspiring, who don't
see the light of day.
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Yeah.
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People say to me, you're
a hero, you scored goals.
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I scored some good goals!
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LAUGHTER
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I don't want
to brush over that!
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But the fact is,
Graham, what he does,
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and they do it with no feeling
for anything other than the course.
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and they do it with no feeling
for anything other than the cause.
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It makes me, doing it,
there were tissues everywhere.
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Yeah.
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It's brilliant you're
signing a spotlight
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on these people in the podcast.
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What's it like making a podcast?
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I know you've done loads of radio.
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Is it different to radio?
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There's an authenticity
to it because people
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are being real.
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I love listening to radio
because it's very personal.
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You feel like you're just
speaking to the person.
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I listen to your show
every now and again.
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I feel like you're speaking to me.
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In the podcast
because you can be more
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authentic you can go even deeper.
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What's lovely about it, people
interact with it and it just feels
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good because it's yours.
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Very quickly, I want
to mention Arsene
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Wenger who was here
before Christmas.
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And you were there at Arsenal
for that changing of the guard.
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Were you one of those guys
who was really unhappy
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with all the new dietary
requirements, all the
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discipline he introduced?
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I was devastated.
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You know, you're talking
about a black man who needs
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seasoning on his food.
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Arsene Wenger came in and we're
talking about, you know,
525
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,000
you would probably have to eat that
as it is, because no salt, anything.
526
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,960
All we can do is drink
water and eat food...
527
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,840
Like, the chicken was literally
boiled and it just looked wrong.
528
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,480
Everything was just...
529
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,720
It was just for fuel.
530
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,400
Is it true you couldn't have tea?
531
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,920
Couldn't have tea.
532
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,360
Couldn't have anything.
533
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,480
I remember there was a time
when I used to share a room
534
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,000
with Dennis Bergkamp.
535
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,120
And Dennis is the greatest player
I've ever played with and we shared
536
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:59,240
a room and we are total opposites,
chalk and cheese, in personalities.
537
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,360
And once we started doing it,
Dennis done it right to the max.
538
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,480
If the boss said you have to drink
a quarter pint of water,
539
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,680
that's what he would do.
540
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,600
I would still drink a pint of water.
541
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,480
But the thing is, I remember
I snuck in some tea bags.
542
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,680
That's so rock and roll!
543
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,920
I snuck in some tea bags
and I remember Dennis,
544
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,040
he was sitting watching the telly
and he said, "is that tea bags?"
545
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,280
I said, "yeah."
546
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,680
He said, "the boss doesn't
want us to drink tea."
547
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,920
"Yeah, but he doesn't know."
548
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,200
"Yeah, OK."
549
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,080
He said, "OK, so the whole team
is doing it but you're
550
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,520
"not going to do it?"
551
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,640
"So when we need you most,
you're probably going to let us down
552
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,840
"because you're letting us down..."
553
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,840
Honestly!
554
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,440
So in the end I didn't have the tea.
555
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,320
In the end I didn't have the tea
because at the end of the day,
556
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,200
what we went on to do with that
team, because of him,
557
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,080
is because we all adhered
to what he wanted us to do.
558
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,760
He's an amazing man, an amazing man.
559
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,680
Football, it's been
in the news of late
560
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,120
because the FA are trying to get
561
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,760
footballers not to
celebrate when they score.
562
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,840
Have you seen this?
563
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,880
Yes.
564
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,640
They want them to avoid
things like this.
565
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,080
LAUGHTER
566
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:13,560
Mr I Wright.
567
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,120
Could players play
with face coverings?
568
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,920
I suppose they could.
569
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,280
I saw a picture the other day
with a guy abroad playing with a
570
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,320
face covering.
571
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,360
I've seen this picture.
572
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:27,840
LAUGHTER
573
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,680
I knew what was coming!
574
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,960
Years to come.
575
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,200
Was that when you scored
your 179th goal?
576
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,000
That picture, that's one of the most
embarrassing pictures in
577
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,240
the world for me simply
because I got to Arsenal
578
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,880
and when I got there,
everyone was saying, "what have we
579
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,560
signed him for, we don't need him."
580
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,240
I was just worried
about getting into
581
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:59,040
the team, let alone going
on to break the record.
582
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,440
I had a shirt, that shirt
underneath my shirt for
583
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,360
five or six games but I
couldn't score a goal!
584
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,240
So when I scored the goal I only
equalled the record, I
585
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,280
didn't break it.
586
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,600
I took off the shirt
and it was so embarrassing.
587
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,200
I remember celebrating and I took it
off and the guy said, "Ian, have you
588
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,880
"broke it or have you equalled it?"
589
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,800
I went, oh, Jesus,
I only equalled it!
590
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,720
LAUGHTER
591
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,600
You know
something, it was one of
592
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,680
those situations, for the next five
or ten minutes I'm thinking, "that's
593
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,560
so embarrassing, that's going to be
on the highlight reel for ever."
594
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,720
In the end I scored
a hat-trick in the
595
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,760
game.
596
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,680
OK!
597
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,200
Just to put things OK
and shut people up.
598
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,040
It's one of the few times
on a pitch where I was more
599
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,680
worried about the embarrassment I'd
caused than the actual equalling of
600
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,840
the record.
601
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,160
In terms of goal celebration
few can equal and
602
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,440
Icelandic team team.
603
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,720
They are the masters
of goal celebration.
604
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,120
It's almost as if the
match and the goals
605
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,560
are second fiddle
to their celebrations.
606
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,200
We've got some clips.
607
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,920
Just scored a goal.
608
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,600
What's happening?
609
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,000
He's powering down,
what can we do to help him?
610
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,040
Here we go.
611
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,360
Hey!
612
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,160
LAUGHTER
613
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,920
This next one
takes some explaining.
614
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,040
We scored a goal.
615
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,560
How do it celebrate?
616
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,320
We form a human toilet!
617
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,320
There he is, having a go.
618
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,920
He's going to put down
the lid and flush.
619
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,720
APPLAUSE
620
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,160
The amount
of rehearsals that goes
621
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,200
into this.
622
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,480
The next one is incredible.
623
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,000
He scores a goal.
624
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,640
He's going to cast the line.
625
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,920
Have I caught anything?
626
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,320
Yes, I've caught a big fish!
627
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,480
What do you do when
you catch a big fish?
628
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,680
Why, you take a picture.
629
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,200
Very good.
630
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,080
APPLAUSE
631
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,320
Amazing.
632
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,040
Well done, Iceland.
633
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,960
Right, time to meet our
final remote guest.
634
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,360
The French comedy series
Call My Agent has been one
635
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,120
of the binge hits of lockdown -
and now it's back
636
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,680
for its final season.
637
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:23,200
Let's meet one of its stars - please
welcome Camille Cottin!
638
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,280
Hello, Camille.
639
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,320
How are you?
640
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,360
How are you?
641
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,400
I'm fine, thanks.
642
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,960
Good, good.
643
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,560
Where do we find you tonight?
644
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,440
I'm in Paris.
645
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:45,360
To be honest, I don't
have a flat that shows the
646
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,720
Eiffel Tower so I bought a little
one for you that my children found!
647
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,760
LAUGHTER
648
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,080
2021...
649
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,600
So, you're here to talk
about Call My Agent.
650
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,280
Season four is currently
streaming on Netflix along
651
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,880
with the first three series.
652
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,560
So, if somebody hasn't
binged this yet...
653
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,000
I have binged it.
654
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,200
If someone hasn't, how do
you describe it to people?
655
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:16,120
Oh, well, it's like a dive
into the industry, backstage.
656
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,720
Agents are like the shadows
of actors but they also pull
657
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,400
the strings, but you never see them.
658
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,120
It's like getting into this family.
659
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,600
It's like a little firm,
but dealing with human issues.
660
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,960
Your character, Andrea,
she's very no-nonsense, very direct.
661
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,840
Yeah, yeah.
662
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,680
Yeah.
663
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,120
LAUGHTER
664
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,280
Is she based on an agent,
on your agent?
665
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,600
An agent you know?
666
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,400
She's based on an agent
who is very famous
667
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,800
because she is known as being icy
cold, very beautiful.
668
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,040
I'm not saying that...
669
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:56,240
You've said it now!
670
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,120
I was impressed, she is like this
beautiful woman, who likes women,
671
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,560
so she doesn't care about men.
672
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,000
She doesn't need to seduce men.
673
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,600
And she's like, so
hard in business and
674
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,120
she's passionate with
independent cinema.
675
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:12,080
She is a strong temper woman.
676
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,760
You haven't seen
season four, have you?
677
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,200
No, I love it.
678
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,880
Can I ask, has it changed your
relationship with your agent?
679
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,240
Because I have an agent
and now I can't look
680
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,680
at her in the same light.
681
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,400
I feel like she's
controlling my life!
682
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,480
I wonder if from your point of view,
as your relationship with your
683
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,520
agent been changed?
684
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,960
I keep apologising all the time.
685
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,320
"Hey, I'm sorry about this."
686
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,920
Listen, people are desperate
for season four, so here's
687
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:45,320
a little taste of what to expect in
the final season of Call My Agent.
688
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,360
It's boring!
689
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:19,160
OK, I get it, OK, fine.
690
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,240
Los Angeles.
691
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:30,840
APPLAUSE
692
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,880
And am I right in thinking that
all of the bad behaviour and crazy
693
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,040
situations we see,
that they are taken in some
694
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,840
form from real life?
695
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:47,680
Yes, absolutely.
696
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,840
The cool thing is that the actors,
they're endorsing
697
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,480
stories of other actors, obviously.
698
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,920
They agree to act something that
happened to colleagues that they
699
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,600
would endorse as having
happened to them.
700
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,680
This is the thing, yeah.
701
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,520
Because because Carey and James,
you've been on lots of film sets.
702
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,680
So, naming no names,
have you seen the crazy
703
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,760
behaviour, the weird demands?
704
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,920
Carey Mulligan in An Education!
705
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,480
Ruining my wave.
706
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,880
She insisted the wave was cut!
707
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,920
I didn't like his animal energy!
708
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,920
You must have seen terrible things?
709
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,360
I haven't seen terrible things.
710
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,320
I've seen irritating things.
711
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880
I've seen people throwing
their weight around in a
712
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,200
way, that, like, sort of late.
713
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:41,120
Someone said in a scene once,
"I'm only doing this one more time."
714
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,760
"This is my last one."
715
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,640
I thought in my head, I said,
"no actress ever in the
716
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,680
history of the world..."
717
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,560
Stuff like that.
718
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,240
But it's not diva demands.
719
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,200
Ian, you had some diva demands
on your chat show, didn't you?
720
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,160
I had Mariah Carey on.
721
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,040
The thing with Mariah Carey,
everyone was quite
722
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,160
nervous about the fact she was
coming on but when she came she
723
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,440
didn't have many demands.
724
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,520
The only thing she wanted,
it was like Carey
725
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,720
coming on and saying,
"I want to sit in that chair."
726
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,640
That's what Mariah Carey
done on my show.
727
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,560
She wanted to sit in the main chair.
728
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,600
I said yeah.
729
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,040
We had a really cool time.
730
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,960
I like that, she didn't
have many demands!
731
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,520
She just wanted the main chair.
732
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,400
What was it about
the chair she wanted?
733
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,560
She just wanted to be in the middle?
734
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,280
She said that's her side,
so that was her side.
735
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,920
I'd normally sit where Graham is.
736
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,840
She wanted that chair
and I said "yeah,
737
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,880
have it, it's fine."
738
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,320
We had a really cool time.
739
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,920
I had a Russian actor who did that,
he came in and he saw the
740
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,520
set and said it's not going to work
because that's not his side and we
741
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,960
had to switch the whole set.
742
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,880
But the Russians can
get away with that.
743
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,080
The Russians can do anything.
744
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,000
Camille, there's a weird
link to Britain as
745
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,240
well because one of your...
746
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,720
I don't know if you call it a career
highlight, but you made a show
747
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,200
called Connasse, which was kind
of a hidden camera show.
748
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,880
Yes, absolutely.
749
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,680
This came to a climax in London.
750
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,800
Yes, because at the beginning
it was a short show for TV,
751
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,920
one and a half minutes and then
the two creators
752
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,560
decided they would make a movie,
one and a half hours.
753
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,280
They said what would be
the best desire for
754
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,200
Connasse, which is a Parisien bitch,
would be the translation, and they
755
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,160
said, well, marry the Prince.
756
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,000
OK, which prince
is the most glamorous
757
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,680
to be married?
758
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,720
Obviously it was Harry.
759
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,160
He was single at the time.
760
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,600
So we went and hunted Harry.
761
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,040
LAUGHTER
762
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,480
But you filmed,
people couldn't see
763
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,400
the cameras but you
were in real places.
764
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,120
You came to London and you went
to Kensington Palace.
765
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,000
Yeah, they told me,
"OK, now you're going
766
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:57,960
"to climb the Kensington
Palace fence and you're
767
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,280
"going to shout out
768
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,960
"for Harry and hope he hears you."
769
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,000
And I did, yeah.
770
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,680
And presumably the police
came very quickly?
771
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:12,480
No, that's the problem.
772
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,600
There was this little bobby
in his little cabin and he was just
773
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,720
in from the fence and I thought he'd
come immediately but he couldn't
774
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,760
hear me.
775
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,160
I literally stayed quite high
for about five minutes, which
776
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,280
is very long when you're on the
fence of Kensington Palace in high
777
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,720
heels and I was shouting "Harry!"
778
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,360
Hundreds of tourists, maybe not
hundreds but say 20 tourists stopped
779
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,880
and looked at me but
the bobby never came out.
780
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,200
He came, but a long time after.
781
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,840
Can I say, if someone is sitting
in Kensington Palace, you
782
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,920
shouldn't feel that
safe because the police
783
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,480
didn't spot this woman!
784
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:46,760
LAUGHTER
785
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,960
When I heard
about that I thought
786
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,880
you were at the bottom,
rattling the thing.
787
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,920
No.
788
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,680
Yeah, that was quite embarrassing.
789
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,080
Listen, Camille, it's been a treat.
790
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,600
Call My Agent is streaming now.
791
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:05,240
Camille Cottin, everybody.
792
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:12,880
APPLAUSE
793
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,000
Now, James Norton, ladies
and gentlemen, brings us a
794
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,800
really beautiful new film.
795
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,000
It's called Nowhere Special.
796
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,120
It's out on the 2nd of April,
and the plan is that it
797
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,120
will be in cinemas.
798
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,360
Yes, definitely, we hope so.
799
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,320
Yeah, so, explain to
us the heartbreaking
800
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,760
premise of this film
and who you play?
801
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,120
So, it's the simple story
of a father and a son and I play
802
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,040
John who is a 35-year-old window
cleaner from
803
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,320
Belfast.
804
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,760
He's dedicated his life to bringing
up his four-year-old boy,
805
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,760
Michael.
806
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,760
And he has been tragically diagnosed
with a very aggressive
807
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:56,320
form of brainstem cancer and has
three months to live.
808
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,720
He spends those three
months, where the film
809
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,600
takes us, he spends that time
preparing his son for his death.
810
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,040
Both in an emotional,
philosophical way,
811
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,240
trying to explain to
a
812
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:08,360
four-year-old what it is for his
father to die but also in a
813
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,400
practical way.
814
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,320
He visits various families
who might be potential
815
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,480
foster families for his boy,
setting up his life.
816
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,520
I know.
817
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,680
I feel like I'm going to cry!
818
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:21,560
I was thinking, you cried
during the podcast!
819
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,720
This is the thing,
it is heartbreaking, I
820
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,120
did sob and sob, but
the joy in the film.
821
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,600
It's you and that little boy.
822
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,800
Is his name Daniel Lamont?
823
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,560
Daniel Lamont.
824
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,320
He's an absolute super...
825
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,240
How old was he when you shot it?
826
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,920
He was four when we shot it.
827
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,120
Did you do chemistry tests?
828
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,560
Were you involved in the casting?
829
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:46,040
Yeah.
830
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,880
The producer and casting director
look at 100 young boys and whittled
831
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,960
it down to Daniel.
832
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,560
I think they saw him quite
early and it was decided
833
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,960
quite quickly.
834
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:59,880
Often, what it's like preparing
for a movie, it's often a
835
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,600
lot of reading and earnest stuff.
836
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,480
With this film the key thing
was gaining his trust.
837
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,360
So I spent a lot of time
going over to Belfast and
838
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,240
just hanging out with him and his
lovely family in Ballymena and
839
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:17,000
hanging out in his bedroom
playing with his toys.
840
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,120
By the time we came to filming
he wanted to be on the
841
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,560
set because I was his friend.
842
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,240
We really did find a very
special relationship.
843
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,120
Did he go cold turkey
on James Norton or were you weaned
844
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,280
out of his life?
845
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,560
I've kept in touch.
846
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,240
He texted me, his mum texted me.
847
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,280
He texted you!
848
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,880
He's actually 14!
849
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,240
No, they're very much in my life
and I keep in touch with them
850
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,160
and they sent a lovely message last
night
851
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,360
wishing me luck on here.
852
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,520
And we went to Venice
together which was lovely.
853
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,720
We were at the festival.
854
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,920
Did he go with you?
855
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,000
The whole family.
856
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,440
Did he wear a little suit?
857
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,480
Oh, yeah.
858
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,640
He went on my shoulders
on the red carpet.
859
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,280
Have we got the picture of him
in the director's chair?
860
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,200
They gave him his own
little actor's chair.
861
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,240
So cute!
862
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,880
Our clip, this is you as John
meeting one of the
863
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,480
prospective families.
864
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,280
Does he like nature?
865
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:17,480
We are very outdoorsy people.
866
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,120
We like to go for long
walks, as you can see.
867
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,720
We were thinking about
maybe getting a dog.
868
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,480
Michael would love a puppy.
869
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:33,280
To be responsible.
870
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,160
We sort of hoped the boy would enjoy
the same childhood as
871
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,320
ourselves, not just
inside on a computer all day.
872
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,720
Here he is free to run around,
not be mollycoddled.
873
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,600
He can climb trees
and fall out of trees.
874
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,280
I mean, we'll look
after him, obviously.
875
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,040
You know what I mean.
876
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,520
I'm sure he'd love to climb trees.
877
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,760
He's a quiet wee boy
but he listens and
878
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,000
he's always well-behaved.
879
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,240
He's very popular at school.
880
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,640
I'm always being told
what a great kid he is.
881
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,960
He's loving, caring.
882
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,440
He's a happy wee boy.
883
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,400
APPLAUSE
884
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,840
So good.
885
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,720
We saw there a glimpse of ink
but actually your character is
886
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,600
fully inked.
887
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,120
Fully inked.
888
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,040
It took a couple of
hours every morning.
889
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,440
There you are.
890
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,960
Oh, wow.
891
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,520
When actors get a new thing
done, often the first
892
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,680
thing is that they go
back to the trailer
893
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,520
and they take a photo
and
894
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,120
they sent it to their partner
or their mum and it is ironic at the
895
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:44,160
beginning and they take ten more
and by then they're very committed.
896
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,320
I looked at my selfies at the end of
897
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,360
the shoot.
898
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,240
I'd taken a lot of photos
looking as hard as I could.
899
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,440
This isn't your first tattoo.
900
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,880
Happy Valley again, lots of tattoos.
901
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,040
And wasn't there a thing
where you couldn't be
902
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,240
bothered to take them off?
903
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,880
In the second series
of Happy Valley I had a shaved head
904
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,840
and these kind of home-made prison
tattoos,
905
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,920
these crucifixes in my hairline.
906
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,040
One week and I thought
I'd leave them on
907
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,160
and go home and see my family
and we show them the tats.
908
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,120
I was sitting on a train
on the way home and these
909
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,200
guys came up the train,
the kind of guys that guys like me
910
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,280
just respect straight away!
911
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,120
They tapped me on the shoulder
and they were like, "yeah,
912
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,280
bruv, sick ink!"
913
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,960
And because I sound like a prick...
914
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,800
I just sat there in
silence just going...
915
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,720
LAUGHTER
916
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,720
I like that.
917
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,280
Right, it's time for music.
918
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,520
This singer was the sound of 2020
and won a Brit Award, all before
919
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,440
releasing her debut album.
920
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:52,400
Here performing Love
is Back - it's Celeste!
921
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,400
# Love is back
922
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,760
# Love is back
923
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,720
# For a moment there it goes
924
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,000
# Turn around
925
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,440
# Next thing you know
926
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:19,960
# Love is back
927
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,160
# Oh my God, I
928
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:27,160
# Feel so bored I'm
929
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,120
# Starting to realise
930
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,760
# That all the boys that I find
931
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,920
# Are all trouble I
932
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920
# Told my mother
933
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,920
# She said girl
934
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,720
# Get your glass full
935
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,440
# So I did
936
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,760
# And I saw
937
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,840
# You
938
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:49,480
# I saw you gleaming across
939
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,680
# The scene across the room
940
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,000
# It's all in you
941
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
# I need the meaning when
942
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,040
# I see it all in you
943
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,760
# Love is back
944
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:08,440
# Love is back
945
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,160
# For a moment there it goes
946
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,560
# Turn around
947
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,360
# Next thing you know
948
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,640
# Love is back
949
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:26,600
# Hallelujah, it's nice to know
you it's so peculiar
950
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,320
# How you've come
and changed my mind
951
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:34,200
# I fall head first
952
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,640
# I hope it doesn't hurt
953
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,680
# What's your preference
954
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,840
# Cause I know mine
955
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,800
# And it's you
956
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:48,400
# Foolish of me to say these things
957
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,600
# But I want to
958
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,880
# I know it's all in you
959
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,320
# Don't need a reason
when I see it all in you
960
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,280
# Love is back
961
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:06,240
# Love is back
962
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,400
# For a moment there it goes
963
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,520
# Turn around
964
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,520
# Next thing you know
965
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:20,480
# Love is back
966
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,760
# Might be foolish or out my mind
967
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,520
# Must have said it a thousand times
968
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,160
# Can't be lying
969
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,600
# If I see it true
970
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,880
# I know who
971
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,720
# When I look at you
972
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,960
# Might be too young to realise
973
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,000
# If there's a mountain
974
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,880
# I should have climbed it's love
975
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,360
# Love is back
976
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,280
# Love is back
977
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,960
# One thing I know, I know
978
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,520
# Love is back
979
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:55,520
# And I know that love is back
980
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:00,240
# Love is back
981
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:05,240
# Love is back
982
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:13,200
# Love is Back.#
983
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
984
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,080
Good to the last drop!
985
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,960
Celeste, everybody!
986
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:30,080
Come on over, Celeste.
987
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,000
I would help you but I can't!
988
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,600
I would dive from here but I can't.
989
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,800
You are in those heels on your own!
990
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,960
There is a lovely
clean chair for you.
991
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:46,280
Ian, James, Carey, Celeste.
992
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,680
Because often in the studio it
doesn't sound the way...
993
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,720
But that voice!
994
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,760
Whoa!
995
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,000
It's amazing.
996
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,400
Well, you can also listen
to it again because it's
997
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,080
on your debut album,
Not Your Muse.
998
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,280
You've got a real one?
999
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,320
Yeah!
1000
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,040
That's it!
1001
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,120
I don't know what's in it!
1002
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,520
It's out next Friday.
1003
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,680
You can preorder that now.
1004
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,240
How exciting, your debut album!
1005
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:11,320
Yeah, I'm so excited that
it's finally happening.
1006
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,160
In the process of making it
I was like, I don't really
1007
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,360
know how to do this.
1008
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,480
And then eventually it
all sort of came together.
1009
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,880
And then I didn't know
if anyone would actually hear
1010
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,480
it so I'm glad that,
yes, it's happening.
1011
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,920
I think it's going to happen.
1012
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,960
I mean, what a year!
1013
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,120
Oddly, because welcome
to the studio, because the last
1014
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,320
time I saw Celeste,
were you in your bedroom?
1015
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,520
Yeah!
1016
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,560
You were the guest on our very first
lockdown show way back in March?
1017
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,560
Yeah, that's right.
1018
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,240
I had all of these, like,
sorts of apparatus and poles
1019
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,320
and curtains delivered to my flat
and then I spent the afternoon
1020
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,360
setting it up in my room.
1021
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,480
What am I doing?
1022
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,160
But yeah, it worked out quite well.
1023
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,600
No, it did, it was gorgeous.
1024
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,840
It was really, really good.
1025
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,360
And what's incredible is, you know,
I think everyone has been kind
1026
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,800
of wrong-footed by what's been
going on and people have
1027
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,400
gone, oh, I've stopped.
1028
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,680
But you haven't, you've broken
through, you've had this
1029
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,680
amazing impact in 2020.
1030
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,880
Thank you.
1031
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,360
Yeah, I guess I just
kept on going, really.
1032
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,480
A little bit out of fear, I think,
that everything would just sort
1033
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,360
of stop and I would come back
with new songs and everyone
1034
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,560
would have disappeared.
1035
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,480
There would be the new
person behind you.
1036
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,160
There will be the Sound of 2021.
1037
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,200
Back off!
1038
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,880
I'm still the Sound of 2020!
1039
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,800
Thank you very much for that
beautiful performance.
1040
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,840
Celeste!
1041
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,840
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
1042
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,040
Right, that's nearly it.
1043
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,360
But before we go, just time
for a visit to the big red chair.
1044
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,360
Once again our audience
are watching from home,
1045
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,200
so do we have a volunteer
to sit in the chair?
1046
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,760
I'll do it, Graham.
1047
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,600
From here?
1048
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,200
Exit, Wrighty!
1049
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,320
LAUGHTER.
1050
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,720
It was a stage direction joke.
1051
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,920
While Ian gets settled,
let's see who's up
1052
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,160
first.
1053
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,200
Hello!
1054
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,240
Hi.
1055
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,280
What's your name?
1056
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,720
Jessica.
1057
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,640
And where do we find
you tonight, Jessica?
1058
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,240
I'm in west London today.
1059
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,440
West London.
1060
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,480
So close.
1061
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,840
Very close.
1062
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,880
Very good.
1063
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,360
What do you do, Jessica?
1064
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,880
I'm a fundraising
manager for a charity.
1065
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,280
Oh, well, this story
will have to be very bad
1066
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,520
for me to flip Ian.
1067
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,000
OK, Jessica, off you
go with your story.
1068
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
OK, so the incident
happened during the first
1069
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,920
lockdown when we had that heatwave,
when it was really, really hot.
1070
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,000
And I just couldn't cool down.
1071
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,840
I couldn't even be
bothered to make my
1072
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,320
dinner so I ordered a Chinese.
1073
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,240
And while I was waiting
I felt really,
1074
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,840
really faint and I was trying to
cool down and I thought, do you know
1075
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,480
what, there's nobody around,
I'll just take all my clothes off.
1076
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,640
So I took all my clothes off...
1077
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:54,160
LAUGHTER.
1078
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,080
I found I didn't want to hear that
1079
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,120
story.
1080
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,160
Because I was here.
1081
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,640
I never remember being that warm.
1082
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,760
And the mixture of
the Chinese as well?
1083
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,480
I've ordered, I know
there's somebody coming.
1084
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,080
So I'll take my clothes off.
1085
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,840
It wasn't that warm in west London.
1086
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,160
Are you OK, Ian?
1087
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,280
I kind of have a bit of whiplash.
1088
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,800
It goes back pretty hard, man!
1089
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,880
I didn't see that.
1090
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,320
You're one of those
footballers, aren't
1091
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,360
you?
1092
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,400
Going, "Ow, ow!"
1093
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,800
"My neck!"
1094
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,360
OK, who's up next?
1095
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,400
Hello!
1096
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,440
What's your name?
1097
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,480
Trish.
1098
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,680
And where are you, Trish?
1099
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,760
I'm in County Meath in Ireland.
1100
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,800
OK, Trish, off you go
with your story.
1101
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,680
OK, so when I was 11,
just two weeks before my
1102
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:47,120
Confirmation, I was having a race
with a boy in my school.
1103
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,000
I was desperate to beat him.
1104
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,680
I was running so fast
I ran into a wall.
1105
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,960
I literally bounced
off the wall, gave
1106
00:47:54,960 --> 00:48:01,200
myself concussion and ended up
in hospital with two broken wrists.
1107
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,280
My mum said she was absolutely
mortified because the doctor thought
1108
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,600
I'd been in a serious
car crash and she had
1109
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,800
she ran into a wall.
1110
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,240
On Confirmation day,
we've been rehearsing
1111
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,280
for days because the
1112
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,280
bishop is going to be there,
it was a really important deal.
1113
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,680
I walked up the aisle,
my arms in plaster of
1114
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,840
Paris, very nervous.
1115
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,600
I knelt in front of
the Bishop but because my
1116
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:33,920
hands were in plaster I couldn't
steady myself and I lost my balance
1117
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,680
completely and I went headfirst
into the Bishop's crotch.
1118
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,040
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.
1119
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,600
Yay!
1120
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,440
You can walk!
1121
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,360
There you go!
1122
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,280
That really is all
we've got time for.
1123
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,160
If you'd like to have a go
in the red chair yourself
1124
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,560
and tell your story,
you can contact us via our
1125
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,600
website at this address.
1126
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,520
Please say thank
you to all my guests.
1127
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,560
Celeste.
1128
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,600
APPLAUSE.
1129
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,640
Camille Cottin.
1130
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,720
APPLAUSE.
1131
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,760
James Norton.
1132
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,920
APPLAUSE.
1133
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,040
Neil Patrick Harris.
1134
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,280
APPLAUSE.
1135
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,520
Ian Wright.
1136
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,600
APPLAUSE.
1137
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,920
And Carey Mulligan.
1138
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,240
APPLAUSE.
1139
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,160
Join me next week with
comedian Andi Osho,
1140
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,680
actors James Nesbitt
and Billie Piper,
1141
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,960
music legend Sir Tom Jones
and Hollywood star Sam Neill.
1142
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,000
I'll see you then.
1143
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,040
Goodnight!
1144
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:28,680
Bye-bye!