1 00:00:02,519 --> 00:00:06,599 This programme contains some strong language. 2 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:08,999 Hey, it's Rebel Wilson, and I would like to welcome 3 00:00:08,999 --> 00:00:14,199 you to the Graham Norton Show. 4 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,279 Hello, good evening. 5 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,159 We're great. 6 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:33,199 You're all so welcome to the show. 7 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,359 And hello to our virtual audience, watching from home! 8 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:40,479 Hello! 9 00:00:41,879 --> 00:00:44,359 Oh, there you all are. 10 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:49,399 In case any of you are wondering, I am allowed to be 11 00:00:50,279 --> 00:00:52,439 here in the studio - it's seven miles from 12 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:53,719 my home and I cycled. 13 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:56,119 Yes, Boris was spotted cycling seven miles from Downing Street. 14 00:00:56,119 --> 00:00:58,759 And you think why would he cycle so far from home? 15 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,599 Oh, that's right, he's got a new baby. 16 00:01:00,599 --> 00:01:02,279 Here's Boris, out riding - a bike. 17 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,279 Not wearing a safety helmet in that picture. 18 00:01:04,279 --> 00:01:07,759 Just to be fair, can we please see a picture of Boris with a helmet? 19 00:01:07,759 --> 00:01:09,559 There he is. 20 00:01:09,559 --> 00:01:10,599 The helmet, see? 21 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:12,599 The helmet. 22 00:01:12,599 --> 00:01:17,479 So, who have we got on the show tonight? 23 00:01:17,479 --> 00:01:20,079 With me here in the studio, it's Scottish comedian gone global, 24 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,159 Daniel Sloss is here. 25 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:25,999 Bafta-winning actor and director Noel Clarke is here. 26 00:01:25,999 --> 00:01:30,599 And she's the reigning queen of British television, Keeley Hawes. 27 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:35,279 Shortly, we'll be joined by the director of The Sixth Sense, 28 00:01:35,279 --> 00:01:40,039 Split and Unbreakable, M Night Shyamalan will be here. 29 00:01:40,039 --> 00:01:44,159 Fresh from their Mexican adventure together, SAS hard man Ant Middleton 30 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:47,239 and Hollywood star Rebel Wilson will be joining us. 31 00:01:47,239 --> 00:01:52,359 Plus we'll have music right here in the studio from the fabulous 32 00:01:52,439 --> 00:01:56,079 Jake Bugg everyone. 33 00:01:56,079 --> 00:02:01,279 It must be the hardest gig of their lives, just 34 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:05,319 the four of us going "Vvery good, very good. 35 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:07,399 the four of us going "Vvery good, very good." 36 00:02:07,399 --> 00:02:08,839 Listen, lovely to have you all. 37 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:10,079 A couple of first timers. 38 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:11,479 You've been here before, Keeley, obviously. 39 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:12,719 I have, I can't stop. 40 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:15,359 I know, you're dizzy, been round the block so many times. 41 00:02:15,359 --> 00:02:18,519 But we always look for connections between the guests, and I don't know 42 00:02:18,519 --> 00:02:21,639 if you know this, but Keeley and Noel are both Doctor Who survivors. 43 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,679 But not at the same time, right? 44 00:02:23,679 --> 00:02:26,199 No, no, I think I was there before. 45 00:02:26,199 --> 00:02:31,319 Who was your Doctor Who? 46 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:32,799 Chris Ecclestone and then David Tennant. 47 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:33,839 Oh, OK, no. 48 00:02:33,839 --> 00:02:34,839 Peter Capaldi. 49 00:02:34,839 --> 00:02:35,839 Oh, Johnny come lately. 50 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:36,919 Yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,119 Because you were Billie Piper's boyfriend, but then you 52 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:41,319 survived her demise. 53 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:42,639 Yes, the wonderful Mickey Smith. 54 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,199 Oh, God, you remember your name. 55 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:45,199 Just about. 56 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:49,919 That's very good. 57 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,159 And you have a daily reminder you were in 58 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:53,919 Doctor Who in your house, have you not? 59 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:54,999 Yes I do. 60 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:56,199 I have a Cyberman helmet. 61 00:02:56,199 --> 00:02:58,599 I think you posted a picture of the Cyberman helmet. 62 00:02:58,599 --> 00:02:59,639 There it is. 63 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,119 So is that hanging on a wall or something? 64 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:06,679 No, I literally was on my hands and knees, with my bum in the air 65 00:03:06,679 --> 00:03:08,759 like The Truman Show, trying to get that picture. 66 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:11,199 Was that to put it on eBay? 67 00:03:11,199 --> 00:03:12,839 "I want a nice no shadow shot." 68 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:13,919 100%, you know. 69 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,239 Lockdown's tough on everyone. 70 00:03:15,239 --> 00:03:17,879 Lockdown's tough on everyone so I'm just preparing my eBay picture. 71 00:03:17,879 --> 00:03:18,919 Is it wearable? 72 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:19,959 It is wearable. 73 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:20,999 It's the proper helmet. 74 00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:23,919 They did an extra one for my birthday, or so they say, 75 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,279 of the original run, and that was it, so it 76 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:27,319 is actually wearable. 77 00:03:27,319 --> 00:03:31,919 Have you ever answered like the door with it, or like worn it 78 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,439 during sex or something? 79 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:36,799 I've only ever wore it for the Mrs but we won't talk about that. 80 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:37,799 Whose cyber now? 81 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:40,839 Delete. 82 00:03:40,839 --> 00:03:46,039 Because you were proper big baddie. 83 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:48,559 I was a big brief baddie, yes. 84 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:49,839 Did you nick anything? 85 00:03:49,839 --> 00:03:51,999 I think, I nicked a, a little name plate, 86 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,639 that I just had on my desk. 87 00:03:53,639 --> 00:03:55,559 I don't know where it is any more. 88 00:03:55,559 --> 00:03:56,999 I know, the bin I imagine. 89 00:03:56,999 --> 00:04:00,599 Yeah. 90 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:02,839 Daniel, you haven't been in something like Doctor Who, 91 00:04:02,839 --> 00:04:04,879 but you do have nerd merch in your house. 92 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:05,959 Yeah. 93 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:09,319 Was it your grandfather started you young? 94 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:12,479 When I was 13 my grandparents had this thing like once you're 13 95 00:04:12,479 --> 00:04:14,839 you're an adult so we'll buy you an adult present 96 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:17,039 and like my cousins asked for like charm bracelets 97 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,839 and I was heavy into Lord of the Rings, so they bought 98 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,439 me one of the swords. 99 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:23,319 But like, here's a picture of the sword. 100 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:24,319 It's a real sword. 101 00:04:24,319 --> 00:04:27,199 That's metal, right? 102 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:32,439 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, like it's not sharpened on the sides, 103 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:35,079 but you could definitely stab someone with it, and they gave 104 00:04:35,079 --> 00:04:36,159 it to a 13-year-old. 105 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:41,399 Like just with glee on their face, like it's what he wanted. 106 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:50,239 Like we're from the Highlands, this will suit him perfectly. 107 00:04:50,239 --> 00:04:53,119 You weren't in Washington DC last week, by any chance were you? 108 00:04:53,119 --> 00:04:54,119 No comment. 109 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:57,039 LAUGHTER. 110 00:04:57,039 --> 00:05:00,279 But that's not the only thing you have in your house, 111 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,119 tell us what you have? 112 00:05:02,119 --> 00:05:03,959 I have a life-sized replica of a velociraptor. 113 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,599 I believe we have a picture of you with the velociraptor. 114 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:09,039 Now that has a whiff of charity auction to me. 115 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:10,439 Drink taken and a charity auction. 116 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:11,479 He is a rescue. 117 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:16,719 There was a theme park in France that was going to bin it, 118 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:24,079 and I was like, I can't, that's the most upsetting thing I've 119 00:05:24,079 --> 00:05:27,159 heard so we had him brought over and he's in our garden now. 120 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:28,639 Thankfully he's been tagged and spayed. 121 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:31,279 No, he is quite tame, because he's handy round the house, 122 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,439 here he is doing a bit of light cleaning. 123 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:35,079 And then there's something like this picture, 124 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:37,039 I love you got him to do this. 125 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,079 This is clever. 126 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:39,119 Look at that. 127 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:40,999 We saved him from France, he has to... 128 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:42,079 Of course he does. 129 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:43,119 Very good. 130 00:05:43,119 --> 00:05:45,199 Now we begin tonight with the new drama thriller 131 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,039 from Keeley Hawes, Finding Alice. 132 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,479 It kicks off this Sunday on ITV1 at 9pm. 133 00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:54,119 And this is the perfect Sunday night drama. 134 00:05:54,119 --> 00:05:56,159 It's got kind of all those things you want. 135 00:05:56,159 --> 00:05:57,239 Let's hope. 136 00:05:57,239 --> 00:05:59,759 So tell us about it. 137 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,639 You're Alice, the rest. 138 00:06:01,639 --> 00:06:04,799 Yes, I play Alice, Finding Alice, and basically, 139 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:09,959 we start our story the first night in this dream house, 140 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:17,479 dream smart house, which has been built by Alice's husband Harry, 141 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:22,199 for her and their daughter, Charlotte. 142 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,999 And on the first night in this house, Harry tragically falls downs 143 00:06:24,999 --> 00:06:26,999 the stairs and dies. 144 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:28,039 Did you do it? 145 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,119 Pardon me? 146 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:31,279 Did you do it? 147 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,599 Saved hours, hasn't it. 148 00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:39,799 So, and it's basically the unravelling, you know, 149 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:44,039 that happens after something like that, a sudden death 150 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:46,039 occurs, and so, yeah. 151 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,199 We have a clip, this is the morning after said fall on stairs, 152 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:54,399 and you're talking with your parents and parents-in-law. 153 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:55,959 It's very dark in here. 154 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,039 Curtains. 155 00:06:57,039 --> 00:06:59,079 Open. 156 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:00,719 They're stuck. 157 00:07:00,719 --> 00:07:03,439 I'll figure it out. 158 00:07:03,439 --> 00:07:04,959 It's a smart house. 159 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:06,639 Not that smart. 160 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:09,879 What is a smart house? 161 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:11,759 Have you thought about the funeral? 162 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:13,519 They get very booked up. 163 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:17,599 The sooner you can organise it, the better. 164 00:07:17,599 --> 00:07:18,639 You're probably right. 165 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,319 We can't do anything until the postmortem 166 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:23,479 and the probable inquest. 167 00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:24,479 What? 168 00:07:24,479 --> 00:07:25,719 Why? 169 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:27,559 Because they think I killed him. 170 00:07:27,559 --> 00:07:28,959 No, they don't. 171 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,399 It's normal for an accidental death. 172 00:07:30,399 --> 00:07:32,199 So he just fell down the stairs? 173 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:34,879 Oh, don't you start! 174 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:39,119 Oh... 175 00:07:39,119 --> 00:07:40,559 He must have lost his bearings. 176 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:41,759 No bannisters, which is ridiculous. 177 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:43,799 Why didn't you have bannisters? 178 00:07:43,799 --> 00:07:46,119 Harry didn't really like them. 179 00:07:46,119 --> 00:07:49,279 APPLAUSE. 180 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:52,199 Very good. 181 00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:55,439 And now, Keeley Hawes, that is worth the price 182 00:07:55,439 --> 00:07:58,079 of admission alone, but no, because you are sort of one 183 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:00,959 of the co-creators of this, you're one of the producers of this. 184 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:02,919 I am, I am. 185 00:08:02,919 --> 00:08:05,079 It's been quite a journey, with Covid thrown into 186 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:10,199 the middle of shooting. 187 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,759 You nearly done it and I think was it five weeks? 188 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:19,879 We were five weeks away from shooting, from wrapping. 189 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:22,999 So is it just like lots of long shots because the camera couldn't 190 00:08:22,999 --> 00:08:24,239 do close ups any more. 191 00:08:24,239 --> 00:08:25,879 It's like this, it's basically like this, 192 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,799 every drama from now on is like this. 193 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,999 So we had five weeks left to shoot, which we were on location, 194 00:08:30,999 --> 00:08:35,439 happily because it is easier to shoot outside and, you know, 195 00:08:35,439 --> 00:08:37,839 in bigger areas obviously with more room, but we managed 196 00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:40,919 it, so we locked down in March, along with everybody else and then 197 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:44,039 we picked up at the end of last year and turned it around. 198 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,199 But didn't you have to do some intimate scenes? 199 00:08:46,199 --> 00:08:48,599 I mean, people have, I don't know if you guys 200 00:08:48,599 --> 00:08:49,639 have done any filming... 201 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:50,639 Yeah, I have. 202 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:52,639 During lockdown. 203 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:55,199 And a lot the soaps I think have used perspex screens 204 00:08:55,199 --> 00:08:57,399 which I think must be very odd. 205 00:08:57,399 --> 00:09:00,359 We didn't do that, we, one thing we did do, 206 00:09:00,359 --> 00:09:04,079 was I did have a scene, we were outside, happily, 207 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:08,559 and I had a kind of scene where I had to get a little bit, 208 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:11,599 it is a bit spoilery, but I had to get a little bit 209 00:09:11,599 --> 00:09:14,039 intimate with another character and get closer than you're really 210 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,479 able to, and someone had the brilliant idea of bringing 211 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:19,319 in this actor's poor wife, and putting a wig on her, 212 00:09:19,319 --> 00:09:24,359 and doubling her for me, so I, so I go up to this 213 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,719 point in the scene, where I have to move closer. 214 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:31,199 And then he kisses his wife. 215 00:09:31,199 --> 00:09:34,559 And I step to the side and his wife steps in, 216 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:39,679 and I just stand there at the side, like this. 217 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,999 Just looking, you know, really awkward, and so they have 218 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,639 this moment and then I just step back in and carry 219 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:46,719 on shooting the scene. 220 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,519 Yeah, we didn't do that, on mine they just tested us rigorously. 221 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:52,319 And they tested us. 222 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:55,279 Like every second day, you know, so I was literally gagging 223 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:57,919 and by the end of it I was like typing away 224 00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,639 on the laptop, finger up the nose. 225 00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,999 Just like so many, it didn't bother me by then. 226 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:04,119 Constantly, everybody's constantly being tested. 227 00:10:04,119 --> 00:10:06,239 You know, they really feel like... 228 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,839 Plus I'm a different race to the person's partner so that 229 00:10:08,839 --> 00:10:10,239 probably would have been an issue. 230 00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:11,279 More than a wig. 231 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:12,279 Can you imagine that. 232 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,319 Something odd just happened. 233 00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:17,799 Continuity, very odd. 234 00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:22,759 Do you know think that was a bit gutting for him? 235 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:26,959 Like he gets to go on set and he's like today's the day I get to kiss 236 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,359 Keeley fucking Hawes, this is great. 237 00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:29,759 And then it's "Your wife's here." 238 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,759 She's what? 239 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:36,039 For the whole scene? 240 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,919 And you know damn well his wife didn't want to kiss him as well. 241 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:40,959 APPLAUSE. 242 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:43,599 What is good is acting filming is getting up and going, 243 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,999 stand up is a much bigger challenge in these times but you have managed 244 00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:48,479 to do some very strange gigs. 245 00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:50,839 Yes, there was like, January, February I managed to go 246 00:10:50,839 --> 00:10:53,479 to America, do some shows there and I was looking forward 247 00:10:53,479 --> 00:10:55,879 to going on tour and then obviously this all happened, 248 00:10:55,879 --> 00:11:01,039 and then my first gig back was in a car park. 249 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:11,719 These are the drivein... 250 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,679 The drivein gigs, and I think what they did was, you know, 251 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:22,799 they look at the American 252 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:27,279 drive in cinemas where it is big pick-up truck, it's a big cinema, 253 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:29,719 it's a sunny day, like it's night, the sun setting 254 00:11:29,719 --> 00:11:32,999 and people open up their wine boxes in the back and we are from 255 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,999 Brent Cross, between two motorways with 300 cars. 256 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,119 And we've got a picture of the car park. 257 00:11:37,119 --> 00:11:41,519 LAUGHTER. 258 00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:43,519 Is that your audience, you're playing to that? 259 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:46,319 You can't tell from this photo but I am smashing that gig. 260 00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:47,599 Like I am, it's, it's... 261 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,959 It's like someone's putting their bags in the boot there. 262 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,039 LAUGHTER. 263 00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:53,159 Because obviously it's big, like it's into the radios 264 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,519 and from inside the car people were really enjoying it, 265 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:57,959 because it's you, your mum, your dad and your friends, 266 00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,159 and you're just drinking together, not the driver obviously. 267 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:03,399 No. 268 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:06,679 But you're listening to the radio and it's like a live sort of podcast 269 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,279 but the only way they can laugh or show their approval 270 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:10,559 is by honking their horns. 271 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:12,759 So, like, it's the weirdest noise in the world. 272 00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:15,359 You do a joke and there's like blah, blah, blah, blah. 273 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,479 But by the end of it, when we were with driving back up 274 00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:20,879 to Scotland the next day, any time we got honked 275 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,079 I was like "Thanks, man." 276 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,119 LAUGHTER. 277 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:28,399 Right, time for our first remote chat tonight. 278 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,959 They're the unlikely pairing in the latest episode 279 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,639 of Straight Talking - it's Royal Marine-turned-interviewer 280 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:36,279 Ant Middleton and the Hollywood star of Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, 281 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:37,319 Rebel Wilson. 282 00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:38,399 APPLAUSE. 283 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:41,199 There they are. 284 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:42,559 You're so lazy, Ant. 285 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,839 You're so lazy. 286 00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:47,079 I know. 287 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,679 Do you know what I feel like I haven't put the 288 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:50,719 effort in now. 289 00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:51,759 I feel really bad. 290 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:52,799 Thanks Rebel. 291 00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:55,399 You have to be exercising and you've also got to be 292 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,399 hydrating. 293 00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:57,439 LAUGHTER. 294 00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:58,639 I love 2021 so far. 295 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:02,719 So reassuring. 296 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,359 This is to you, Rebel. 297 00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,399 Cheers guys. 298 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:07,599 Cheers. 299 00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:09,039 Whoa! 300 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,639 Rebel, we've seen all the pictures in the papers, but it's 301 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:12,639 clearly true. 302 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:13,679 You look fabulous. 303 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:14,919 I mean, yeah, thanks. 304 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:19,039 I'm just having a really healthy lifestyle. 305 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:22,199 It's just every time I turn on the news I'm just like, yeah. 306 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:24,239 Life is great. 307 00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:25,679 It's what you want. 308 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,359 OK. 309 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:32,199 I feel like Ant's hand is going to come into the side and rip it out. 310 00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:34,999 I feel like he's just doing kegels off camera. 311 00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:36,439 The other way, the other way. 312 00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:39,319 There you go. 313 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,479 So, you are here together because Ant Middleton and 314 00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:45,399 Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking. 315 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,639 It's sort of a long form interview in the 316 00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:48,599 wilds of Mexico. 317 00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:50,479 Is that the best way to describe it? 318 00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,719 Yes, what it's designed to do, it's designed to 319 00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:55,759 take them out of their comfort zone, take them out of their bubble, 320 00:13:55,759 --> 00:14:00,999 especially someone like Rebel, the paps on them 24/7, she can't go 321 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:03,439 anywhere without being hassled, so this is the prime, 322 00:14:03,439 --> 00:14:05,639 the prime time to 323 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,999 really take her out into the wild... 324 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,599 Yeah. 325 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,959 I've got her for three days, now three days is a long time to 326 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,239 interview someone. 327 00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,919 Oh yeah. 328 00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:19,719 So I've got enough time to really dig 329 00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:24,959 deep and find out who she really is. 330 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,679 Because Rebel, being interviewed is one thing but Ant is trained 331 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,039 in interrogation techniques and thing, were you going into it 332 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,679 seriously were you nervous he would kind of worm things out 333 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:37,679 in interrogation techniques and things, were you going into it 334 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:40,319 seriously, were you nervous he would kind of worm things out 335 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,279 of you that you never intended to say? 336 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:44,199 Well, Graham, I never knew about that before. 337 00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:46,359 They only told me that when I got into 338 00:14:46,359 --> 00:14:48,519 the Mexican wilderness and I'm like what, he's trained 339 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:50,199 in interrogation techniques, should I have practised 340 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,279 Water Boarding or like, I was down for the adventure, really, and then 341 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:56,159 I found out about the interrogating and, you know, all the dangerous 342 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,279 stuff later. 343 00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:59,359 It was too late by then Rebel, wasn't it. 344 00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:01,999 It was too late. 345 00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:05,279 You were like, listen, it's done, three day just went and you gave up 346 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,359 all your secrets. 347 00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:08,239 Because, Noel Clarke here, you've been doing SAS 348 00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:13,159 training, haven't you? 349 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,399 I did a tiny little bit of SAS training, because I've got a movie 350 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,079 coming out called SAS Red Notice, yeah. 351 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:19,199 I recognise the face. 352 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:20,599 Hi, mate. 353 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,079 It's an Andy McNab film. 354 00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:25,439 He said young guys were quite soft and weren't as tough as his lot. 355 00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:26,559 Listen, they're past it, mate. 356 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,639 They're past it! 357 00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:28,719 Don't shoot the messenger. 358 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,919 Don't take out the messenger. 359 00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:30,959 I'm just saying. 360 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,439 I'm glad this is a Zoom. 361 00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:35,079 I think, if Ant was here, you wouldn't be saying that. 362 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:38,119 No, because Andy told me I could probably take Ant out as well. 363 00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,719 No, wait, it's what Andy told me. 364 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:41,519 I'm just saying. 365 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:43,199 Ant's backstage! 366 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,519 The challenge is on now. 367 00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:45,479 He's frozen now. 368 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:46,559 He's terrified, oh! 369 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:47,999 Keeley, you've played loads of detectives. 370 00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,919 Have you learnt skills? 371 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:52,079 Well, I suppose I have done lots of running 372 00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:53,559 around in high heels. 373 00:15:53,559 --> 00:15:54,679 I can do that. 374 00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:57,559 I can run really, really fast in a pair of high heels. 375 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:58,599 That's a skill. 376 00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:00,359 That's a skill for sure. 377 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,479 I tried it. 378 00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,519 I fell right over. 379 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:05,319 I can do it. 380 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:06,759 Graham knows what I'm talking about. 381 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:07,999 Listen, we've got a clip. 382 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,399 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking - it's available 383 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:13,679 now on Sky On Demand and NowTV. 384 00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:15,919 Here's a clip. 385 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,399 Ant, that was you. 386 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:20,559 That was you. 387 00:16:20,559 --> 00:16:21,799 Jesus! 388 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,799 Don't do that, Ant. 389 00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:24,999 I can't see any sharks. 390 00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:27,039 I know. 391 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,679 Shall we go back to the boat? 392 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:29,719 Yeah, let's do it. 393 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:30,839 Come on. 394 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:32,799 After 45 minutes, it's 1-0 to the sharks, 395 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:36,239 but I'm not giving up. 396 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,399 I really want Rebel to have this experience, 397 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,559 so all we can do now is wait... 398 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,319 and wait... 399 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,759 and wait. 400 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:49,559 LAUGHTER. 401 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:52,679 How long did you have to wait? 402 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,799 We waited for three hours, but it was quite funny 403 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:59,639 because myself and Rebel fell asleep on the back of the boat, 404 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:02,639 and it was quite surreal. 405 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:05,559 They didn't manage to catch this bit, but I remember waking up 406 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:09,159 and you know when you fall asleep and you sort of get in a comfy 407 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,359 position, and we had both got into this position. 408 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,199 I looked over and Rebel was spooning me. 409 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,039 I think I woke her up with my snoring. 410 00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:18,679 I just looked around to make sure there were no cameras 411 00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,519 and I sort of shot up and was, right, the shark's here, 412 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:22,759 acting all cool and hard. 413 00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,319 But two minutes ago, we were spooning together, fast asleep. 414 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:27,279 I thought to myself, thank God the cameras 415 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,799 didn't capture that. 416 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,879 Yeah, but I will say, Graham, the only reason 417 00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:33,119 I got in that water... 418 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,799 That water was disgusting, because Ant was chumming it up, 419 00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:38,959 putting in all these dead fishes and guts and everything in the water 420 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:42,559 to try and attract the sharks. 421 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:45,719 Then I got desperate to go to the toilet because it had been 422 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:48,719 hours, and that was the only reason why I got in that water. 423 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,799 OK. 424 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,319 That might be why the sharks didn't show up. 425 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:55,839 There you go. 426 00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:57,759 Daniel Sloss, are you an outdoorsy person? 427 00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,679 Would you do this? 428 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,519 No, I'd go swimming with sharks. 429 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:04,119 I like the fact that Ant considered 1-0 to the sharks 430 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,999 when they didn't turn up. 431 00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:11,199 1-0 to the shark is when you've got no legs leg! 432 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,319 But, Rebel, you clearly went for it. 433 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:17,399 You posted this picture of a very serious injury. 434 00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:19,199 It does look slightly like your nipple has 435 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,839 slipped out, but that's... 436 00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,719 LAUGHTER. 437 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:27,359 OK, no, basically, with Ant, we did all these crazy, 438 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:31,559 dangerous things, but basically that injury in that photo happened 439 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:34,599 the day after we'd finished filming. 440 00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,119 When I left her. 441 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:39,719 I was very safe with Ant but then what happened is I had to go 442 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,119 to the beach to take some hot photos for Instagram. 443 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,839 It's not every day you're in Mexico. 444 00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:49,679 So I went and then a freak wave came up and knocked my friend's 445 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:51,839 handbag into the air, which had her passport 446 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,399 and her wallet, so I went running in Baywatch-style 447 00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:59,039 to save the handbag, and I got hit against the rocks. 448 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:03,719 So that injury you can see is I got all scraped down my left-hand side 449 00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:06,439 and all bruised ribs. 450 00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:09,599 Basically, Ant protected me and we were totally fine, 451 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:12,439 even though we did the most dangerous things, but taking 452 00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:17,119 hot Instagram photos on beach was my downfall. 453 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,239 Were you able to at least get the passport? 454 00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:21,599 Yeah, we got the passport and we put paper towels 455 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,799 in between the pages and it was fine. 456 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:26,719 Survival expert Rebel Wilson. 457 00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:27,879 Very good. 458 00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:30,239 Rebel and Ant, it's lovely to talk to you both. 459 00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:31,719 I'm glad you're still good friends. 460 00:19:31,719 --> 00:19:34,039 Good luck with your episode of Straight Talking. 461 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,239 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson, everybody! 462 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,279 Thanks, guys. 463 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:42,079 APPLAUSE. 464 00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:47,359 Talking of fitness, Noel Clarke here, you were a personal trainer. 465 00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:51,079 I was, yeah, an instructor and personal trainer. 466 00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:52,679 Indeed, yes, for many years. 467 00:19:52,679 --> 00:19:55,239 And you were kind of spotted in that gym? 468 00:19:55,239 --> 00:19:56,279 I was. 469 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,039 That's how I got into acting. 470 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,599 I mean, I always wanted to do acting, but I was in that gym just 471 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:05,159 scrubbing the sweat off machines like a diligent worker, 472 00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:08,039 because in between training people you have to keep the gym clean. 473 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,479 And that's sort of where I was found, as it were. 474 00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:12,759 I think this is amazing. 475 00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,719 So, you get some jobs and do some stuff for Channel 4, 476 00:20:15,719 --> 00:20:17,839 you're doing other jobs, but like lots of actors 477 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:18,879 you're struggling a bit. 478 00:20:18,879 --> 00:20:23,719 Lots of people do that, but then you wrote a screenplay... 479 00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:24,799 Yeah. 480 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,039 Kidulthood. 481 00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:27,119 Yes. 482 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:28,719 But you got it made! 483 00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:31,319 I mean, where did the inspiration for that script come from, 484 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:36,319 and where did the gumption and drive come from to get it actually made? 485 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,399 The gumption and drive kind of just came from working in the gym. 486 00:20:39,399 --> 00:20:41,799 I've always had that sort of personality of just, like, 487 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,519 you know, wanting to work hard and wanting to achieve stuff, 488 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:49,039 and when I was working in the gym, people would come in in the morning, 489 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,119 I would make sure the machines were the cleanest. 490 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,199 I'd make sure... 491 00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:56,639 I used to teach spin cycling. 492 00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:59,039 For those who don't know, forget peloton, it was Clarke-oton. 493 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,159 I was on the bike, come on, come on! 494 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,559 I used to teach the spin cycle and, to this day, I get messages 495 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,959 saying my classes were the best, so shut up. 496 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:10,599 That's where the gumption came from. 497 00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:13,519 But I lived in Latimer, Ladbroke Grove, near Grenfell Tower, 498 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:16,559 which is Kensington and Chelsea, which is Notting Hill. 499 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:20,199 And so, you know, I loved my area, and one day this film comes out 500 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:23,279 called Notting Hill - by the way, I love the movie - 501 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:25,879 but I'm like, oh, a film about my area, about me! 502 00:21:25,879 --> 00:21:27,039 It represents me! 503 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,479 I go and watch it... 504 00:21:29,479 --> 00:21:31,199 Ooh, this is going to be good. 505 00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:36,279 The girls next to me, I'm like, you're going to see my area. 506 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:40,519 It's just a little bit different to my experience, ever so slightly. 507 00:21:40,519 --> 00:21:43,359 There was a moment when the camera panned and I was like, 508 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,759 they're going to show my estate. 509 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,999 And it just stopped. 510 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:49,759 It was like, well, I lived there. 511 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:50,799 That's not my experience. 512 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:53,599 So I said, well, I'll write my experience and see how that 513 00:21:53,599 --> 00:21:55,359 plays out, and it became Kidulthood. 514 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,439 Do you think Hugh Grant did the same thing when Kidulthood came out? 515 00:21:58,439 --> 00:22:00,639 He was like, wait till you see my area. 516 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:03,599 Wait till you see my wonderfully posh house. 517 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,719 They said that our film did one thing that that film didn't - 518 00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:09,159 it put a cap on house prices in Notting Hill. 519 00:22:09,159 --> 00:22:11,519 I was proud of that, because people were suddenly like, 520 00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:14,199 I don't know if we want to move there any more. 521 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,319 That is an achievement. 522 00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:16,839 Yeah! 523 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:18,959 That's when I bought, by the way. 524 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,439 That was clever. 525 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:21,479 Straight in. 526 00:22:21,479 --> 00:22:22,639 Or was it insider dealing? 527 00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:26,879 Yo, bruv, buy, buy, buy! 528 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,079 One of Noel Clarke's most successful creations is back. 529 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:34,199 This is yourself and Ashley Walters returning in Bulletproof. 530 00:22:34,199 --> 00:22:35,279 Yes. 531 00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:37,359 It's out on Sky One this Wednesday at 9pm. 532 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,199 Also available on NowTV. 533 00:22:40,199 --> 00:22:42,599 And, I mean, this is your baby. 534 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:46,319 You created it, you got it made again, but you must be thrilled. 535 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,519 This is a huge hit for Sky. 536 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:49,959 Yeah, I mean, a massive hit. 537 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:50,999 We are very proud. 538 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:53,639 Ashley and I sort of bumped into each other one day 539 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,279 at an event and was like, we should probably work together. 540 00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:58,919 And then we went to a coffee shop the week after, 541 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,759 shooting ideas around, and came up with this. 542 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,799 I just heard today that series four has been commissioned 543 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:05,999 and will be happening. 544 00:23:05,999 --> 00:23:08,719 APPLAUSE. 545 00:23:08,719 --> 00:23:10,239 All aboard the Clarke express! 546 00:23:10,239 --> 00:23:13,319 Buy, buy, buy! 547 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:15,119 Very proud. 548 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,999 So this is Bulletproof 3, and this takes you to South Africa. 549 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:19,039 Yeah. 550 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,679 How does that happen and what happens? 551 00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:23,599 Well, the characters go through a lot in season one and two, 552 00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:26,959 for those people that have seen it, and so we decide that Pike's family, 553 00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:29,119 Ashley Walters's character, decides they are going to take 554 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,759 a family holiday, and my character, being the character he is, 555 00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:32,959 is like, well, I'm coming. 556 00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,679 If you're going on holiday, I'm coming. 557 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,519 So he tags along, and they are on the beach, chilling out, 558 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:40,359 and something happens on the beach and they can't help but get 559 00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,679 involved, and that takes them on an adventure 560 00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:44,239 for the next three episodes. 561 00:23:44,239 --> 00:23:46,639 Was it Rebel Wilson running in to get a passport? 562 00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,159 It was, actually. 563 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:51,079 Now, your description of it there, that will get bums on seats, 564 00:23:51,079 --> 00:23:54,519 for sure, but I believe this picture may also draw an audience. 565 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,159 This happened. 566 00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:58,239 LAUGHTER. 567 00:23:58,239 --> 00:23:59,639 That actually happened. 568 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,839 That does actually happen. 569 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:05,559 It's the Clarke-oton. 570 00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:07,959 Yeah, that does actually happen, not that particular moment. 571 00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:11,599 That was for the Gram, obviously. 572 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:13,239 A very unusual free kick wall, that. 573 00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:15,079 Just Messi-style defending. 574 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,119 Well, you know... 575 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,279 Was that why you had to get into shape? 576 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:19,959 For Bulletproof, you do get into shape. 577 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,839 Yes, we do get into shape, and we did get into shape. 578 00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:24,719 That isn't the reason we got into shape. 579 00:24:24,719 --> 00:24:26,479 It's a good thing we did though. 580 00:24:26,479 --> 00:24:29,319 What happened, it was in season two, we were shooting season two 581 00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:32,399 and Ashley and I were there, chatting away one day, and we did 582 00:24:32,399 --> 00:24:35,839 a take and we were just laughing, and I was laughing and I looked 583 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,239 at the footage after, and I had, like, four Hobnobs 584 00:24:38,239 --> 00:24:39,679 at the back of my neck. 585 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,319 And I was like, what are those? 586 00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:43,519 And Ashley was like, yeah, didn't they tell you? 587 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,559 I'm like, mate, you need to stop talking, Shrek, 588 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:46,799 because you're like this. 589 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:49,359 And then we both looked at each other and were like, 590 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:50,439 we're out of shape. 591 00:24:50,439 --> 00:24:53,279 And we went on this health kick and so, during season two, 592 00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:56,919 for those that have watched it, I start season two at 13 and a half 593 00:24:56,919 --> 00:25:01,279 stone and I ended at just under 11. 594 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:02,359 Like a backwards lockdown. 595 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:03,399 Yeah. 596 00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:06,479 The costume lady, it was a nightmare for her because, by the end, 597 00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:08,879 I looked like I was my son wearing my clothes. 598 00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:10,159 They were just hanging off. 599 00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:13,199 But I literally lost all that weight during season two, and Ashley did, 600 00:25:13,199 --> 00:25:15,199 and we got six-packs, and now it's lockdown, 601 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:18,319 so it's back to a keg, but I'll get it back. 602 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,639 Let's watch a clip. 603 00:25:19,639 --> 00:25:22,079 This is yourself and Ashley as Bishop and Pike, 604 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:25,839 and you are tracking down a suspect. 605 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:28,599 Welcome to our church. 606 00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:29,639 Thank you. 607 00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:30,879 Thank you. 608 00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:33,079 Yeah, actually, we were looking for this guy. 609 00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:36,919 Wondered if you recognised him. 610 00:25:40,479 --> 00:25:42,559 Please, this is really important. 611 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:45,559 Maybe we can give you something in return. 612 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:49,519 Hmm, Bish? 613 00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,959 Yeah, here. 614 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:53,039 No. 615 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:58,039 I want your shoes. 616 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:00,039 You want my shoes. 617 00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:01,919 LAUGHTER. 618 00:26:01,919 --> 00:26:03,559 This kid wants my shoes, yeah? 619 00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:04,639 I know, I know. 620 00:26:04,639 --> 00:26:06,079 Give them to him. 621 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,199 What? 622 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,639 Give him the shoes. 623 00:26:08,639 --> 00:26:10,319 Give him the shoes? 624 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,959 You want me to punch up this kid in the church? 625 00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:15,599 Want to get arrested for beating up a boy over trainers? 626 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:16,679 Please... 627 00:26:16,679 --> 00:26:17,839 Give him the shoes, man. 628 00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:19,319 Can I just have the shoes? 629 00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:21,679 No problem, I don't care what I have to do. 630 00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:23,519 He ain't getting my shoes. 631 00:26:24,279 --> 00:26:26,479 Baller! 632 00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:34,159 LAUGHTER. 633 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,799 Is it after that scene the kid also manages to get 634 00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:39,719 all of your clothes off, and that's why you're both nude? 635 00:26:39,719 --> 00:26:42,319 We chased the ball and mates are waiting round the corner, 636 00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:43,599 and they take them. 637 00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:45,479 OK, time to meet our final remote guest. 638 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,079 He's the iconic director of films such as Unbreakable, 639 00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:50,239 Split and, of course, The Sixth Sense. 640 00:26:50,239 --> 00:26:52,919 Please welcome M Night Shyamalan. 641 00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:57,999 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 642 00:26:58,079 --> 00:26:59,159 Hey, guys. 643 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,199 How are you? 644 00:27:00,199 --> 00:27:01,239 We are very well. 645 00:27:01,239 --> 00:27:02,439 So nice to see you. 646 00:27:02,439 --> 00:27:04,079 Now, I believe I call you Night. 647 00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:05,079 Is that right? 648 00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:06,159 That's correct, yeah. 649 00:27:06,159 --> 00:27:07,199 That's great. 650 00:27:07,199 --> 00:27:08,359 The M is silent, OK. 651 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:09,479 Yes. 652 00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:11,639 It's lovely to have you on the show finally. 653 00:27:11,639 --> 00:27:14,079 As I'm sure you know, we've had lots of stars 654 00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:17,119 of your movies on the show, and I wasn't sure whether you knew 655 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,559 this or not, but apparently you do, that Matthew Perry was on the show 656 00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:25,599 and told this extraordinary anecdote involving him thinking he'd 657 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:30,679 spent a night with you, but apparently you do know about it 658 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:35,439 and there is an M Night Shyamalan twist to this anecdote. 659 00:27:35,439 --> 00:27:39,239 Yeah, so he went on your show and he tells the story of being out 660 00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:42,919 with me all night and he is having the greatest time and at the end 661 00:27:42,919 --> 00:27:45,719 of the night he meets one of his friends, and his friend 662 00:27:45,719 --> 00:27:46,959 is like, how's it going? 663 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,959 And he says, it's the greatest night of my life. 664 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,839 I've been hanging out with M Night Shyamalan. 665 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,919 And then the guy turns and says, that's not M Night Shyamalan, 666 00:27:54,919 --> 00:27:57,079 and he's been hanging out with a random Indian 667 00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:58,439 dude all night long. 668 00:27:58,439 --> 00:28:01,359 That's the story that Matthew told when he was on your show. 669 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,439 Yeah. 670 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:05,639 But then I'm watching it and here's the twist. 671 00:28:05,639 --> 00:28:09,119 We did actually hang out. 672 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:13,919 That's what is actually so astonishing. 673 00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:17,999 So I've pieced it together, and I have an amateur sleuth 674 00:28:17,999 --> 00:28:20,679 answer for what happened. 675 00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:25,039 We were hanging out, and we were having fun, 676 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:28,599 and then Matthew was like, let's go to another place. 677 00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:32,679 And I'm like, you know what, I'm a little tired, I'm 678 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:36,319 going to leave here and you can go to the other place. 679 00:28:36,319 --> 00:28:39,199 Meanwhile, there's this kind of fan has been hanging about, 680 00:28:39,199 --> 00:28:42,799 and he's also Indian, and he's been a big fan. 681 00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:45,679 He's come over a couple of times and wants to hang out 682 00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:47,799 with us and we're like, hey, it's OK, brother. 683 00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:48,919 And he's over there. 684 00:28:48,919 --> 00:28:52,399 And what I think happened is that Matthew went on to continue partying 685 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:57,639 and this other Indian dude joined him, and then later that 686 00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:01,919 evening his friend came over and said, that's not 687 00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:05,399 M Night Shyamalan, and then Matthew thought he second-guessed himself 688 00:29:05,399 --> 00:29:09,639 that we actually had this evening together. 689 00:29:09,639 --> 00:29:12,479 So all these years later, I had to see him because I'm 690 00:29:12,479 --> 00:29:13,719 like, we did hang out! 691 00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:16,079 We had a great time, and he was very fun. 692 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:17,159 I love that. 693 00:29:17,159 --> 00:29:19,399 As an anecdote and anecdote part two, that's fantastic. 694 00:29:19,399 --> 00:29:24,039 But it's really you, I'm told, so you are here to tell us 695 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:25,439 about your latest hit TV drama. 696 00:29:25,439 --> 00:29:26,479 This is Servant. 697 00:29:26,479 --> 00:29:30,079 It's on Apple TV+ from today. 698 00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:32,839 This is the second series, so if people don't know, 699 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:37,079 where do we find the characters at this stage? 700 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,919 Oh, wow. 701 00:29:38,919 --> 00:29:44,159 The show is about a couple that have tragically lost their child, 702 00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:49,679 and the wife was doing a very kind of controversial therapy 703 00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:54,359 where she pretended her child was still alive by this doll, 704 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,359 pretending this doll was her child, and this is actually a fringe 705 00:29:57,359 --> 00:30:00,439 therapy that actually exists. 706 00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:04,079 And she believes it so much that she hires a nanny for the doll. 707 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:08,439 And then, in the first season, out of nowhere, the nanny 708 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,799 is taking care of the doll, and then suddenly there 709 00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:12,399 is a real child there. 710 00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:14,759 And we don't know where the child has come from. 711 00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:15,799 Is it the nanny's? 712 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:16,879 We don't know anything. 713 00:30:16,879 --> 00:30:20,719 And at the end of season one, the nanny leaves and the child 714 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,799 leaves and the beginning of season two is her thinking that her child 715 00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:28,039 has been kidnapped, and the husband realising that this lie he's been 716 00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:33,079 perpetrating with his wife may get exposed. 717 00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:37,159 Mr Night, Sir. 718 00:30:37,159 --> 00:30:38,199 Question from Noel Clarke. 719 00:30:38,199 --> 00:30:40,159 I feel like Fiona Bruce on Question Time. 720 00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:42,559 Yes. 721 00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:44,479 Mr Night, sir, I've actually watched the show. 722 00:30:44,479 --> 00:30:46,599 Big fan, by the way, not a suck up. 723 00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:48,079 LAUGHTER. 724 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,999 Are we going to find out more about the nanny's so-called parents, 725 00:30:50,999 --> 00:30:53,399 no spoilers but you know what I'm going talking about? 726 00:30:53,399 --> 00:30:55,439 Will we find out a bit more about that? 727 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,519 Yes, you will. 728 00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:58,919 The second season you get a lot of wonderful answers 729 00:30:58,919 --> 00:31:01,759 on the mythology, one of the positive things that happen 730 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:05,079 in this quarantine is I could just go in my library and work out 731 00:31:05,079 --> 00:31:07,439 what was going to happen in the series and where 732 00:31:07,439 --> 00:31:10,319 we were going to go to, so I laid out every episode, 733 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:13,959 all the way to the end of the finish of the show and what information 734 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,799 you are going to get, so it's a mystery and you get 735 00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:22,039 to kind of tell those things so this second season your going 736 00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:25,079 to kind of tell those things so this second season you're 737 00:31:25,079 --> 00:31:26,559 going to get to know stuff. 738 00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:28,559 Does a handsome, 40s English Blackman turn up 739 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:31,399 at the end of season two, beginning of season three? 740 00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:36,679 You know what? 741 00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:40,759 I'm getting an idea, I'm getting some ideas right now. 742 00:31:40,759 --> 00:31:43,359 I could sense, I had a sixth sense as it were. 743 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,399 Oh very good. 744 00:31:44,399 --> 00:31:45,399 He just lost it. 745 00:31:45,399 --> 00:31:46,439 I ruined it. 746 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:51,519 Damn it. 747 00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:54,359 Night, you have brought us a clip of season two of Servant, 748 00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:55,799 what are we going to see? 749 00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:58,039 This is from the opening of the second season, 750 00:31:58,039 --> 00:32:03,199 so the very beginning of this moment when she realises, the wife realises 751 00:32:04,399 --> 00:32:07,239 the wife realises that the child is gone and the nanny's gone 752 00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:09,879 and then she does something which you'll watch and the husband's 753 00:32:09,879 --> 00:32:12,039 reaction of realising that, everyone might find out he's 754 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:13,039 been duping his wife. 755 00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:15,479 Here it is. 756 00:32:15,479 --> 00:32:16,679 9780 Spruce Street. 757 00:32:16,679 --> 00:32:21,839 It's an emergency, it's life-or-death. 758 00:32:21,999 --> 00:32:22,999 He's gone. 759 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,079 So is Leanne. 760 00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:29,079 Can you hear me? 761 00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:30,119 They've taken Jericho. 762 00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:31,119 Who did you call? 763 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:32,559 The police, who do you think? 764 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:37,799 Don't just stand there, do something. 765 00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:04,839 APPLAUSE. 766 00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:08,319 Ooh, good. 767 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:13,559 You are such an extraordinary storyteller, and you've made so many 768 00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:16,959 films over the years, Daniel, you are a fan 769 00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:19,039 of a particular one, I know. 770 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,719 Yeah, but I had no idea it was one of your movies. 771 00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:24,439 Did you write Stuart Little? 772 00:33:24,439 --> 00:33:26,559 Yeah, I did. 773 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:27,599 Amazing. 774 00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:32,279 How did you not know that? 775 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,599 It's like finding out that Martin Scorsese did Tellytubbies. 776 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,959 How creepy is that mouse, how creepy is the mouse? 777 00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:42,359 Oh, it's adorable. 778 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:45,479 I think at the centre of all my movies, there is a family 779 00:33:45,479 --> 00:33:47,079 going through something extraordinary, and coming 780 00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:48,319 out on the other side. 781 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:53,559 It fits into the oeuvre. 782 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,679 So it's fun for me to write and write about families 783 00:33:56,679 --> 00:34:00,079 and in Stuart Little I got to do more comedy, which is something that 784 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,279 really I love to do. 785 00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:02,319 I genuinely love it. 786 00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:03,359 Me too. 787 00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:08,599 Night, it's been a real pleasure, if it really is you. 788 00:34:08,999 --> 00:34:10,159 Best of luck with Servant. 789 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:11,199 M Night Shyamalan, everyone! 790 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:16,439 APPLAUSE. 791 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,639 We turn to Daniel Sloss - and, Daniel, we're lucky 792 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,439 to have you here tonight, because it's rare this 793 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,799 happens to stand-ups, but I guess it's because of Netflix, 794 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,959 but you are properly international. 795 00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:29,999 You play everywhere. 796 00:34:29,999 --> 00:34:32,599 Yes. 797 00:34:32,599 --> 00:34:37,839 My last show, X, came out just after my two 798 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:42,959 Netflix specials came out, and things went wild. 799 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,399 But it meant my last tour was about 18 months, 800 00:34:45,399 --> 00:34:48,959 and we got to do places like Russia, Japan, Singapore, Hong Kong, 801 00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:50,919 Estonia, Iceland, America, Lithuania, places that I'd never 802 00:34:50,919 --> 00:34:53,719 expected I'd get the chance to go and perform, and you go 803 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:58,799 there and it was insane. 804 00:35:01,839 --> 00:35:03,679 I mean, I lost my mind. 805 00:35:03,679 --> 00:35:05,519 Because you're not just doing it... 806 00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:08,359 I think some comics go and they do it to five people 807 00:35:08,359 --> 00:35:09,599 and it's for the experience. 808 00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:13,439 You're doing this in proper, big venues. 809 00:35:13,439 --> 00:35:17,519 Yeah, Russia was 3,000 seats in an old aircraft hangar, 810 00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:21,159 and I go on tour with my best friend and fellow comedian Kai Humphries, 811 00:35:21,159 --> 00:35:24,439 and we have toured together for years and years, 812 00:35:24,439 --> 00:35:29,519 and there's so many places we've gone to where I'm about to get 813 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:36,559 the accolade first English-speaking comedian in that country, 814 00:35:36,639 --> 00:35:39,239 but because he opens for me it's his accolade every time! 815 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,879 We get to Lithuania and they're like, you're going to be 816 00:35:41,879 --> 00:35:43,279 the first English-speaking comedian in Lithuania. 817 00:35:43,279 --> 00:35:44,319 I'm like, brilliant! 818 00:35:44,319 --> 00:35:46,119 And Kai is like, no, you're not! 819 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:47,159 LAUGHTER. 820 00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:48,999 But I am single-handedly responsible for global warming, 821 00:35:48,999 --> 00:35:54,239 and I do have to apologise at this point. 822 00:35:54,839 --> 00:35:57,399 At what point did the audience become cars? 823 00:35:57,399 --> 00:36:00,239 Just during this pandemic, and also most Russians 824 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:05,399 are actually Transformers. 825 00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:07,999 So, we must talk about one of your specials, Jigsaw, 826 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,919 which has led to this kind of extraordinary thing. 827 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,319 You would see it on stage, when you're on stage, 828 00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,719 you could see it having an effect on your audience. 829 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,839 Yes, so the show is essentially a love letter to single people. 830 00:36:18,839 --> 00:36:21,079 I think there is nothing wrong with being single. 831 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,519 We live in a society where we convince people that 832 00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:26,119 if they are not in a relationship they are not enough, 833 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:30,039 and I don't think that's true. 834 00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:32,879 So it was originally just meant to be talking about, you know, 835 00:36:32,879 --> 00:36:35,119 the shitty relationships that people post about on Instagram, 836 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:37,159 where they're like, look at us, we're so happy! 837 00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:39,159 And you're like, you are not happy. 838 00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:42,359 I got so bored of that, and my dad had told me this 839 00:36:42,359 --> 00:36:47,479 analogy when I was younger, and I started doing it on stage, 840 00:36:47,559 --> 00:36:50,799 and we started noticing contention amongst couples in the audience. 841 00:36:50,799 --> 00:36:53,439 And I started getting tweets a couple of days afterwards being, 842 00:36:53,439 --> 00:36:56,839 I just broke up with my partner because of you, me and my boyfriend 843 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,879 of five years have just broken up, so I started keeping a tally, 844 00:36:59,879 --> 00:37:02,519 because that's hysterical. 845 00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:05,159 I had no idea it was going to have that impact. 846 00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:10,119 And then it went on Netflix, and it's now, I think, 847 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,159 120,000 break-ups, 350 cancelled engagements and 300 divorces 848 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:16,919 that the show has caused. 849 00:37:16,919 --> 00:37:19,119 APPLAUSE. 850 00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:20,159 That's fantastic! 851 00:37:20,159 --> 00:37:21,159 That's awful. 852 00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:22,239 No, that's fantastic. 853 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,879 They weren't right for each other anyway. 854 00:37:23,879 --> 00:37:24,919 I applaud you, man. 855 00:37:24,919 --> 00:37:25,959 Yeah, breaking up... 856 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:28,599 If you sit down beside the love of your life, you're 857 00:37:28,599 --> 00:37:29,799 not going to break up. 858 00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:33,199 If you sit down beside the love of your life, you're going to watch 859 00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:35,639 it and you're going to agree with it, because you're 860 00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:37,719 in the right relationship, but what it does is, 861 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,679 for people in abusive relationships, bad relationships, relationships 862 00:37:39,679 --> 00:37:41,119 where they are taken advantage of... 863 00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,159 No, that's very good. 864 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,239 Delayed from me. 865 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,399 THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER. 866 00:37:45,399 --> 00:37:50,039 Not many people will go to your next show on a date, I'd have thought. 867 00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:54,559 If you and your partner are having a rough time during lockdown, 868 00:37:54,559 --> 00:37:55,679 I thoroughly recommend it. 869 00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:56,719 I really do. 870 00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,919 I won't be watching that. 871 00:37:57,919 --> 00:38:00,239 Thanks though. 872 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,079 Daniel, I would be talking to you tonight about your new book, 873 00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:06,679 Everyone You Hate Is Going To Die, but... 874 00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:08,319 It's a positive book. 875 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,519 How is that not a positive message? 876 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:11,559 Great title. 877 00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:15,079 Yeah, it's a crowd pleaser. 878 00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:19,639 But it's been delayed, and it's not because of Covid, the delay, is it? 879 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:21,759 It was originally a Covidy delay because obviously it's 880 00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:24,399 being released in America first and we want to combine it 881 00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:27,559 with a book tour out there, but we also want to not die 882 00:38:27,559 --> 00:38:32,759 while doing that, either via pandemic or general Americans. 883 00:38:33,799 --> 00:38:36,719 And then I also decided to add a chapter about mental health, 884 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,399 because I lost my mind last year. 885 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:42,039 Because of the amount of work or because of corona? 886 00:38:42,039 --> 00:38:45,159 Because of Covid, so I'd gone from 18 months 887 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:48,759 of constantly touring, every day getting my confidence 888 00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:53,639 and my self-worth from a roomful of strangers, and it was just 889 00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:56,159 suddenly me, and my girlfriend loves me, 890 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:59,679 but not as much as 3,000 Russians. 891 00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:02,359 Every day, I was like, babe, you need to up this, 892 00:39:02,359 --> 00:39:05,999 because I'm really missing this type of infection. 893 00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:09,239 So I then had to do a lot of self-reflection, so I was like, 894 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,239 I'm going to add that in as well. 895 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,279 Good luck to you. 896 00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:13,319 Daniel Sloss, everybody. 897 00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:18,559 APPLAUSE. 898 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:25,519 Right, it's time for music. 899 00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:27,919 This singer-songwriter shot to fame in 2012 with the hit 900 00:39:27,919 --> 00:39:29,559 single Lightning Bolt, and he's here tonight 901 00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:30,559 performing All I Need. 902 00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:35,839 Please welcome Jake Bugg! 903 00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:44,119 # Call me cynical but original 904 00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:46,679 # Trying to fit into a world that's so digital 905 00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:48,879 # Came to let you know, left the pigeonhole 906 00:39:48,879 --> 00:39:53,319 # Now I got to find the next one, let it go 907 00:39:53,319 --> 00:39:54,559 # I don't think twice 908 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:59,039 # Cos I know my mind 909 00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:01,959 # This could be our time 910 00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:03,359 # Tonight, it feels so right 911 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:08,559 # All I need 912 00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:13,439 # It don't let me down 913 00:40:13,439 --> 00:40:18,679 # All I need 914 00:40:20,759 --> 00:40:22,479 # And it don't let me down 915 00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:27,439 # It don't let me down 916 00:40:27,439 --> 00:40:31,119 # Tell me where the fight is 917 00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:32,759 # Tell me where the high is 918 00:40:32,759 --> 00:40:38,639 # Can you hear me now? 919 00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:43,679 # Tell me where the fight is 920 00:40:43,919 --> 00:40:46,759 # Tell me where the high is 921 00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:53,439 # Can you hear me now? 922 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:56,999 # I know who you are And I'm never wrong 923 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:59,959 # And I believe you're nothing if you think you are someone 924 00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:02,599 # Just try and realise that you don't have to lie 925 00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:05,839 # Everybody is trying to live just one day at a time 926 00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:10,319 # I don't think twice 927 00:41:10,319 --> 00:41:15,519 # Cos I know my mind 928 00:41:15,799 --> 00:41:17,199 # This could be our time 929 00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:18,639 # Tonight it feels so right 930 00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:22,359 # All I need 931 00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:27,559 # It don't let me down 932 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:30,839 # It don't let me down 933 00:41:30,839 --> 00:41:32,639 # All I need 934 00:41:32,639 --> 00:41:36,279 # And it don't let me down 935 00:41:36,279 --> 00:41:41,479 # It don't let me down 936 00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:45,639 # Tell me where the fight is 937 00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:47,279 # Tell me where the high is 938 00:41:47,279 --> 00:41:52,879 # Can you hear me now? 939 00:41:52,879 --> 00:41:58,119 # Tell me where the fight is 940 00:41:58,839 --> 00:42:00,519 # Tell me where the high is 941 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:05,679 # Can you hear me now? 942 00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:12,119 # I don't think twice 943 00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:13,599 # Cos I know my mind 944 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:17,159 # All I need 945 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:23,839 # It don't let me down 946 00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:28,719 # All I need 947 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,359 # And it don't let me down 948 00:42:30,359 --> 00:42:34,719 # It don't let me down 949 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,719 # Tell me where the fight is 950 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,519 # Tell me where the high is 951 00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:47,599 # Can you hear me now? 952 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,639 # Tell me where the fight is 953 00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:53,679 # Tell me where the high is 954 00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:55,879 # Can you hear me now? 955 00:42:55,879 --> 00:43:00,999 # Can you hear me now?# 956 00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:05,159 Hooray. 957 00:43:05,159 --> 00:43:10,359 APPLAUSE. 958 00:43:10,439 --> 00:43:12,559 Jake Bugg and his band and his backing vocalists, 959 00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:15,399 come on over, Jake, do. 960 00:43:15,399 --> 00:43:18,039 There's a whiff of showbiz, there's some glitter in that jacket. 961 00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:19,719 He's changed. 962 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,319 He's changed! 963 00:43:21,319 --> 00:43:25,039 Have a seat. 964 00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:27,079 There's a nice clean chair for you. 965 00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:29,799 Thank you very much for that Jake Bugg, how are you? 966 00:43:29,799 --> 00:43:31,679 Yeah, I'm good thanks, man, how are you? 967 00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:32,759 I'm great. 968 00:43:32,759 --> 00:43:34,359 I love your suit by the way. 969 00:43:34,359 --> 00:43:35,319 Mm? 970 00:43:35,319 --> 00:43:36,439 I love your suit. 971 00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:37,639 Oh, thank you very much. 972 00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:39,079 I like your glittery showbiz jacket. 973 00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:41,239 And that is All I Need, that's the single. 974 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:42,239 That's the single. 975 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,279 Out now. 976 00:43:43,279 --> 00:43:44,479 Out now, yes, that's right. 977 00:43:44,479 --> 00:43:45,879 And that's off a mythical album. 978 00:43:45,879 --> 00:43:46,959 Not so mythical. 979 00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:48,559 Is it happening? 980 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,439 Yeah, it's my fifth record and I'm pretty much there with it, 981 00:43:51,439 --> 00:43:54,039 just waiting for a good time to release it, and yeah, 982 00:43:54,039 --> 00:43:55,679 hopefully by the end of the year. 983 00:43:55,679 --> 00:43:57,879 Just waiting for a good time to release it. 984 00:43:57,879 --> 00:43:59,919 Good luck with that. 985 00:43:59,919 --> 00:44:02,999 Yeah, true, yeah. 986 00:44:02,999 --> 00:44:05,879 And when do you think you might get back to live performances, 987 00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:08,479 or are you not even thinking about that at the moment? 988 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,079 Yeah, it'd be nice towards the second half the year, 989 00:44:11,079 --> 00:44:13,039 but I doubt if it's going to happen. 990 00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:14,759 Mate, I know some car park gigs. 991 00:44:14,759 --> 00:44:17,079 LAUGHTER. 992 00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:19,439 I'm all right, thank you. 993 00:44:19,439 --> 00:44:20,479 Yes, yes. 994 00:44:20,479 --> 00:44:21,959 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. 995 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:27,159 The emotional vortex of need has got so deep here. 996 00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:29,359 Well, thank you very much for that performance. 997 00:44:29,359 --> 00:44:30,399 Jake Bugg, everybody. 998 00:44:30,399 --> 00:44:35,679 APPLAUSE. 999 00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:40,999 Right, that's nearly it but before we go, 1000 00:44:40,999 --> 00:44:43,439 just time for a visit to the Big Red Chair. 1001 00:44:43,439 --> 00:44:45,239 Once again, our audience are watching from home, 1002 00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,439 so do we have a volunteer to sit in the chair for them? 1003 00:44:48,439 --> 00:44:51,119 I'll do it. 1004 00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:53,319 No. 1005 00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:54,439 Stop. 1006 00:44:54,439 --> 00:44:55,479 Fine. 1007 00:44:55,479 --> 00:44:56,599 Are you going, Daniel? 1008 00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:57,599 Go on Daniel. 1009 00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,399 There we go. 1010 00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:01,759 It'll still be there, I promise we won't nick it. 1011 00:45:01,759 --> 00:45:04,959 There he goes. 1012 00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:07,999 So while Daniel is getting settled let's meet the first person who's up 1013 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:09,199 for the virtual red chair. 1014 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:10,239 Hello. 1015 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,919 Hello, good evening, Graham, good evening everybody. 1016 00:45:11,919 --> 00:45:12,959 What's your name, sir? 1017 00:45:12,959 --> 00:45:14,039 I'm Annersley. 1018 00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:16,639 Annersley, and where are you? 1019 00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,319 I'm in Pinner, in Middlesex. 1020 00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:20,159 Marvellous. 1021 00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:21,919 And what do you do in Pinner? 1022 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:26,559 I'm a political communications consultant. 1023 00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:27,639 Well, now. 1024 00:45:27,639 --> 00:45:28,999 Who knew? 1025 00:45:28,999 --> 00:45:30,079 I know, tempting. 1026 00:45:30,079 --> 00:45:31,159 No, let's wait. 1027 00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,159 Let's wait. 1028 00:45:32,159 --> 00:45:36,679 Let's see if Daniel Sloss is ready in the chair. 1029 00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,119 There he is, look at him. 1030 00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:39,159 Oh, he's keen. 1031 00:45:39,159 --> 00:45:40,279 He's keen. 1032 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:43,519 OK, so you are going to tell a story that will prevent Daniel Sloss 1033 00:45:43,519 --> 00:45:45,559 from being tipped in the chair. 1034 00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:47,399 Off you go. 1035 00:45:47,399 --> 00:45:50,039 So during the first lockdown I was tearing my hair out 1036 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,639 trying to find a cleaner because nobody was available. 1037 00:45:53,639 --> 00:45:58,759 LAUGHTER. 1038 00:46:01,879 --> 00:46:05,239 Yeah, I mean, was the expression tone deaf invented for this? 1039 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,879 LAUGHTER. 1040 00:46:06,879 --> 00:46:07,879 Sorry Daniel. 1041 00:46:07,879 --> 00:46:09,319 But I'm sure you'll agree. 1042 00:46:09,319 --> 00:46:11,599 100%. 1043 00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:13,919 I was almost certain it was just me throwing myself 1044 00:46:13,919 --> 00:46:17,239 back there, in disgust. 1045 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,679 OK, let's try another one. 1046 00:46:19,679 --> 00:46:22,519 We're just looking into it. 1047 00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:26,559 My wine. 1048 00:46:26,559 --> 00:46:27,599 Would you like some? 1049 00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:29,519 Whoa! 1050 00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:30,599 LAUGHTER. 1051 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:32,279 Good game, good game. 1052 00:46:32,279 --> 00:46:33,519 Oh, we're good to go. 1053 00:46:33,519 --> 00:46:34,599 Hello. 1054 00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:35,679 Hello. 1055 00:46:35,679 --> 00:46:40,599 What's your name. 1056 00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:41,759 My name is Judith Scott. 1057 00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:42,839 Lovely. 1058 00:46:42,839 --> 00:46:44,479 Are you very far away Judith Scott. 1059 00:46:44,479 --> 00:46:45,679 I'm in Brisbane Australia today. 1060 00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:50,959 Today! 1061 00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:54,319 Yeah, I'll just let you tell your story because the chatty thing 1062 00:46:54,319 --> 00:46:55,399 seems quite difficult. 1063 00:46:55,399 --> 00:46:57,239 Tell your story. 1064 00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:02,439 OK, well I was on holiday, as a newly wed, with my husband, 1065 00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:09,639 in Canada, and we were staying with our in-laws. 1066 00:47:09,639 --> 00:47:10,679 After a day out, 1067 00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:13,119 we went to an ice-cream shop, to get some ice-creams. 1068 00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:16,959 I went to the loo, when I came back out, saw that my husband was bent 1069 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:21,959 over looking at some ice-cream pizzas, he had shorts on and I had 1070 00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:25,559 got into the habit of whenever he's got shorts on I would run my hand 1071 00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:30,759 up his inside short leg and grab and tug whatever I could find. 1072 00:47:32,639 --> 00:47:35,839 So I crept over and ran my fingers up his legs, and pulled 1073 00:47:35,839 --> 00:47:39,719 some pubic hair out. 1074 00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:44,999 An almighty roar came out of the owner, as I realised 1075 00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:49,639 it was my father-in-law's leg, not my husband's, he turned round, 1076 00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:50,799 holding his groin, with a... 1077 00:47:50,799 --> 00:47:52,559 Good story. 1078 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:54,559 ..with a well big mouth and absolutely shocked. 1079 00:47:54,559 --> 00:47:57,719 I think you can walk, you can walk, that was a good story. 1080 00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,599 Yes. 1081 00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:00,639 Thank you. 1082 00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:01,639 Very good. 1083 00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:02,679 Well done. 1084 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:04,399 That is all we've got time for. 1085 00:48:04,399 --> 00:48:07,359 If you'd like to have a go in the red chair yourself 1086 00:48:07,359 --> 00:48:09,719 and tell your story, you can contact us via our 1087 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,759 website at this address. 1088 00:48:10,759 --> 00:48:13,359 Please say a huge thank-you to all my guests tonight - 1089 00:48:13,359 --> 00:48:14,439 Jake Bugg, everybody! 1090 00:48:14,439 --> 00:48:15,439 APPLAUSE. 1091 00:48:15,439 --> 00:48:16,639 M Night Shyamalan, Daniel Sloss. 1092 00:48:16,639 --> 00:48:17,879 APPLAUSE. 1093 00:48:17,879 --> 00:48:20,799 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson. 1094 00:48:20,799 --> 00:48:21,839 APPLAUSE. 1095 00:48:21,839 --> 00:48:23,799 Noel Clarke and Keeley Hawes. 1096 00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:25,239 APPLAUSE. 1097 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:29,119 Join me next week with Celeste, James Norton, Camille Cottin, 1098 00:48:29,119 --> 00:48:32,839 Ian Wright, Neil Patrick Harris and Carey Mulligan. 1099 00:48:32,839 --> 00:48:34,159 I'll see you then. 1100 00:48:34,159 --> 00:48:37,999 Goodnight!