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Good evening, everybody.
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I'm
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Pleasure
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Pleasure to welcome you to The
Graham
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Graham Norton Show!
CHEERING
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Hello, good evening.
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You're all so welcome to the show.
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All
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You join us at the end
of another crazy week.
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Things are so bad with the pandemic,
one old man has said he's not
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going to leave his house
for four years.
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Here in England, new restrictions
mean our usual studio
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audience can't be here,
but they're watching us from home.
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Hello to you all!
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Hello!
APPLAUSE.
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APPLAUSE.
There
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There they are. We want you to make
lots
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Lots of noise. Not to have family
arguments
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Arguments or a loud sex. It will
distract
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So who do we have
on the show tonight?
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Well, joining me here in the studio,
it's Olympic champion boxer
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turned Strictly star,
Nicola Adams!
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They're playing Charles and Diana
in the hotly anticipated fourth
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season of The Crown - it's
Josh O'Connor and Emma Corrin!
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You
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APPLAUSE.
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And get out those glitterballs -
it's always a thrill
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to welcome Kylie Minogue!
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Plus, later, top comic
Jason Manford will be popping in.
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And we'll be joined live
from Australia by Hollywood
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superstar Nicole Kidman!
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Yes!
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Of
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I
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Of you, you look amazing. I love
what
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What you are wearing. It is vintage,
I'm
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I'm sure it has stories of its own.
Wow!
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What
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Wow! What disco nights has it had?
If
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If there is a wardrobe malfunction
there
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There was nobody here to see it!
Nicola
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Nicola Adams, Bill Bailey was here
last
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Iast week and he was exhausted!
Presumably,
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Presumably, you are fit as a flea,
are
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Are you tired or cool with all of
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I
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It? I am tired but I am not... I am
doing
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Doing the jive this week. And it is
the
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The constant kicking. I legs, I have
to
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To physically pick up my legs! The
struggle
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And
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Struggle is real. And welcome to
Josh
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Sort
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Josh and Emma, hello! Sort of on a
chat
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Almost
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Chat show! Almost made it! Just one
week
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Week out! Dammit! This is exciting
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Because you have already done a
season
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And
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Season as Charles. And you are
brilliant.
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Thanks
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Brilliant. Thanks very much. Emma is
about
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About to hit the screens as Diana.
Didn't
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Didn't you have a night out to
prepare
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Prepare you with the great Helena
Bonham
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Bonham Carter?
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She
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She does
look
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Look weirdly like Helena Bonham
Carter!
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Carter!
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LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
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APPLAUSE.
At
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At least you met a nice person!
Kylie,
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Kylie, do you go out to be
recognised?
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Recognised? Might you see Kylie
pushing
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Pushing the trolley... Stop laughing
at
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Of
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At the very idea! Of course, yes! If
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I need to get milk. I'm sure! I do!
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On the computer! Listen... Kylie
Minogue,
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Minogue, global pandemic cannot stop
you.
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You. You are back with your 15th
studio
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Studio album, this is out today. Out
this
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This very day.
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APPLAUSE.
By
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By the album! It
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By the album! It was made for this
set!
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You
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Set! And your outfit. You are
performing
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I
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Performing later for us. I will
perform
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Perform Magic. I say your 15th
studio
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Studio album but how much of this
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I
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did you record in a studio? I
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Probably got the best part of six
weeks
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Weeks or so in and out of studios.
Until
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Until the big doors shut and then I
was
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Was home and then I thought, nothing
is
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Is changing in a hurry so I had to
figure
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Figure out how to keep working. I
remembered
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Remembered that I had a very basic
microphone
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Microphone and interface summer.
Luckily
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Luckily it was somewhere in my house
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In a cupboard, I find it and I
started
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Started finishing writing and
recording.
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Recording. With a garage band. I
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Thought, 12-year-olds can do this!
Hello,
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Yes!
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Hello, MySpace! Yes! And we thought,
me
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Me and my team wanted to keep going
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Did
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so we got the professional gear. Did
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You have to record under a duvet and
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I
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A cupboard under the stairs? I was
not
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Not quite that bad but I did have to
wrangle
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Wrangle some clothes racks down and
put
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Put blankets and duvets and any kind
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Of sound absorber I could. But I
said
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Said I had a home studio, it sounds
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A lot more glamorous than it
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You
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Actually was. You were doing lots of
press
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Press from home. Do you have to
pretend...?
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We
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Pretend...? We are doing... We are
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Both trying to make our flats look
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Even more glamorous than they
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Actually are. Somebody commented the
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Other day, we were doing a Zoom call
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With various press. On one call
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Every time I thought it was a
different
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Different journalist but I got that
wrong.
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Wrong. One caller I put my flowers
just
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Just behind me. I thought during the
call
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Call I should have been thinking
about
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About the interview but I thought,
it
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It is not quite... Shift that to the
right...
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Right... I shifted it in the
journafist
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Journalist picked up on that and it
made
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Made me look like a try hard. I
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Shifted it during the call.
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The
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The
interviewer
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Interviewer was talking to Emma so
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Own cannot see me. I was moving it
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Other
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In the background. Other good
news...
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News... This weekend, you are doing
a
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A special concert stream, this will
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Be available to stream from 8pm
tomorrow,
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Tomorrow, tickets and info available
online.
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Online. If you get the ticket, what
do
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Is
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Do you see? ls it in the kitchen? I
have
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Have moved... There is no clothes
rack
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Rack hanging all over the place. It
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Is an upgrade but a very interesting
experience
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Experience in that it is not quite a
concert
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Concert or a video, not a TV
special,
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Special, it is all of these things.
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It is a 50 minute experience and you
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Have to be there at 8pm because that
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Is it, I going to a concert, you
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Have to be there at the right time.
Lots
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Lots of new songs from Disco, some
classics.
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Classics. Me, dancing, incredible
lasers
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Iasers and lighting. And the added
bonus
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Bonus is it was pretty emotional for
me
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Me and I hope the emotion comes
through.
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Through. To be seeing members of the
crew
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Crew I would normally be on tour
with.
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With. There is the spotlight
operators
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Operators and the roadie willing in
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The disco ball and all of that. It
was
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Was very touching. I am not match
fit,
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Fit, it was exhausting. Glancing to
Nicola
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Nicola I think I will never, ever be
match
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Nicola,
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Match fit! Nicola, as a teenager did
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You go clubbing or dancing or was it
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I
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All boxing? I went clubbing and
stuff.
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Stuff. I could not dance, though. I
have
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I
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Have a solid 2-step. I can dance
now.
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Now. Yes you can! I have seen you.
Let
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Let us spare a thought for Emma
Corrin.
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Corrin. There are scenes in The
Crown
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Crown of Diana, alone in that big
ballroom.
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Ballroom. Doing her dancing. She
danced
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Danced to Elton John and things.
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Trivia
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Trivia at home! - by
Chen
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Cher. Was it mortifying having to
9°,
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Go, here we go... I am dancing alone
to
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To Cher!
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APPLAUSE.
And
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And the director said, that was...
Wow!
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Wow! But we have to do it again
because
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Because you kept mouthing the
lyrics!
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Lyrics!
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JOshI
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Josh, you were the boy, I
went
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Went to drama school, you get this
list
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List of things you need. Equipment.
And
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And nobody got it, he got all of it.
All
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All of the dance stuff. I did. You
get
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Get a list of grammar school. Yes,
things
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things like
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It
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Things like a man thong. It was
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Called a dance belt in my day.
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APPLAUSE.
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APPLAUSE.
Nicola...
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Nicola... Strictly, every year it is
lovely
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Lovely but this year there was
something
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Something about the return of
Strictly,
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Strictly, you could feel the mood of
the
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The nation lifting. Such a lovely
show
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Show to have back, must be lovely to
be
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It
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Be a part of it? It is really good
to
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To be a part of this. But the funny
thing
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Thing is, they asked me every year
and
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And every year I have said no.
Because
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Because I have had training
commitments
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Commitments or tournaments and this
year
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Year I was, do you know what, we
have
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Have lockdown, I am going to go for
it.
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It. I had two conditions. I wanted
to
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To dance with another woman. And I
was
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So
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Was not going to address. So you had
to
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To dance with another woman.
Somebody
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Somebody has to wear that dress!
Yes!
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Yes! You look like you're having a
ball
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Ball with catcha. Here is a little
clip...
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Just
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Clip... Just as I was about to pick
"P
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Up the flanks, I picked up these
flags
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Flags a million times and I have
gone
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Gone to bed down, the flag is not
there.
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There. It was slightly over to the
other
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Other side and I was trying to grab
the
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The flags and she was counting, six,
seven,
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Seven, eight. Go, flags! I was
literally
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Literally just getting them in time.
APPLAUSE.
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APPLAUSE.
Even
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Even I may have shed a tier. Was it
emotional
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You
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Emotional or... You looked... It
really
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Really was. I wanted to get all of
mY
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If
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my emotion and passion in there. If
there
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There is anyone in the competition
who
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Who can match you in terms of
competitiveness,
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Competitiveness, it must be catcher.
She
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She is in it to win it. Definitely,
she
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She much as my energy and she is
competitive.
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Competitive. She just works hard,
constantly.
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Constantly. - Katya. If I want food
or
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Never
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or a break, she is hard-core. Never
do
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Because you explained you wanted
to be in a same-sex couple,
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essentially because you didn't
want to wear the dresses
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and everything.
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But equally, you must be aware
of what it's like for a young girl
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or young boy who feels different
to see themselves on telly?
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Yeah, definitely.
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It's really good to have that
kind of diversity on TV.
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And I didn't think it
would be such a big deal.
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But I guess it is for some people.
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But I think I guess you always have
to push the boundaries and just show
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people that it is just
two women dancing.
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It's not a big deal.
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It's like most of these
things, I think.
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It's a big deal till it happens.
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Yeah.
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And then everyone is like,
oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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That happened.
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Yeah.
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The world didn't end,
everything is fine.
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Here is Nicola and Katya
being lovely dancing.
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The thing is, you've retired,
you've retired from boxing.
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Yet you're still so young.
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Is there any little bit in your head
where your thinking,
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maybe I'll go back?
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Because a lot of boxers
are tempted back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's like...
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But no!
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I've had enough.
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I've literally won everything.
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Yeah.
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APPLAUSE.
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Fair enough!
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My work here is done!
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LAUGHTER
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Right,
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Right, time to connect with our
remote
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Remote guests to write. The Academy
award-winning
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Award-winning star of Mulan Rose,
The
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The Hours
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The Hours - Moulin Rouge. Nicole
Kidman,
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Kidman, everybody!
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APPLAUSE
Great
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I
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Great to see you. I am in Sydney,
7:30am
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You
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7:30am here. You have outdone
yourself!
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Yourself! Element I wake up like
this,
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This, I'm in my pyjamas! I don't
mean
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Mean to be that sort of person, but
do
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Of
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Do you know Kylie Minogue? Of course
I
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I know Kylie! And I knew she was on
the
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The show.
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Absolutely!
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Absolutely! whereabouts in
Australia
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In
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Australia are you? In Sydney and I
am
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Am able to work, which is
extraordinary
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Extraordinary here. We have very
strong
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Strong protocols but in terms of the
coronavirus
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Coronavirus we are in a very, very
good
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Good shape as a country. We are not
on
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On lockdown. White might all right,
don't
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For
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Don't go on about it! For a minute
there,
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There, we forgot! - well, all
right!
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Right! Thanks, Nicole!
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LAUGHTER
A
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A couple of shows to tell us about.
The
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The Undoing, currently on Sky
Atlantic
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Atlantic at nine, and on Now TV. I
have
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Have seen it, great, twisty, turny,
grabs
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Grabs you immediately. You are one
of
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Of the executive producers, and it
is
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Is done by the maker
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Is done by the maker of Big Little
Lies...
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Lies... Yes, and the gorgeous Hugh
Grant.
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Grant. Like my am I right in
thinking
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Thinking you never acted with Hugh
Grant
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No,
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Grant before? No, I have always been
a
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A big fan. They said they thought he
would
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Would be perfect for this but I
thought
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Thought he would never do it,
because
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Because he was famous for not
wanting
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Wanting to work, so I thought we
would
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Would offer it to him and he would
say,
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Say, no, I don't want to work. He
doesn't
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Doesn't like working, that's what
they
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They said was not that he is so good
at
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What
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At it when he does it. What do you
tell
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Tell people at this stage? If people
haven't
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Hold
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Haven't seen it yet? Hold onto your
seats.
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Seats. Nothing is what it seems, and
episode
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Episode three is about to get crazy.
You
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You are about to see episode three.
On
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On Monday, yes. It is on my planner.
We
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We have a clip from next week's
episode,
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Episode, your father, played by the
brilliant
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Brilliant Donald Sutherland, about
the
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The situation you find yourself in.
Also
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Also called rescue Romance syndrome.
It
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It sounds like a load of crap. It
doesn't
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Doesn't mean anything. She fell in
love
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Love with a doctor who saved her kid
because
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Because might lie. How does that
mean
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Crazy
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mean he didn't kill her? Crazy
people
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Are
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People do crazy things. Are you
sefious?
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Serious? Are you now believing
Jonathan
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I'm
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Jonathan is innocent? I'm just open
to
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To the idea.
APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
Excited
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Excited
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Excited Ooh
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Excited Ooh and you sing the
theme
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Theme song? You I do, only because
the
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The director tell me I had to and I
am
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Am very obedient. Well, you sang in
Moulin
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Moulin Rouge, and of course, Kylie
Minogue...
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Minogue...
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Not
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Not my film!
Baz's
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Baz's film.
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Wei rd ly,
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Weirdly, Ewan McGregor was on
location
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Location at a few weeks ago, talking
about
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About Moulin Rouge, and he told us
you
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You guys learned big dance numbers
that
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Yeah,
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That we never saw. Yeah, totally, I
learned
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Learned the tango, really hard
sequence,
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Sequence, then suddenly I was not
tangling.
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Tangling. They changed it, and
suddenly
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Suddenly I was upstairs with a jerk,
but
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But a lot of the film was workshop
and
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And we were always changing - I was
upstairs
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Upstairs with the duke. This is part
of
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Of Baz's process as it gets formed,
a
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A massive workshop for weeks prior
to
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To shooting. So we would dance and
dance
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Dance and dance, Ewan, training
together.
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Together. One of my great memories,
dancing
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Dancing with him. White might but we
will
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Will see you dancing, and singing,
in
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In the Prom, Netflix, the 11th of
December.
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On
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December. I saw it on Broadway and
it
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It is such a great show, and this
cast
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Cast is a dream cast - yes, but we
will
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Will see you dancing, and singing.
Yes,
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Yes, it was one of these things, we
both
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Both got asked to do it together and
it
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It was suddenly to go 180 degrees
where
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Where you go from the intensity of
Big
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Big Little Lies to a musical that is
hilarious
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Hilarious and joyful and... But also
a
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A really strong story. It's a true
story,
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Story, about a girl who wants to
bring
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Bring her girlfriend to the prom,
and
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And she is not allowed to. They shut
the
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The prom down, so it is very funny
and
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And very light-hearted, and it is
filled
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Filled with a great message, but
also
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Also a lot ofjoy. I'm a supporting
role
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5t0P
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Role in it, so... Stop it, you are
one
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One of the Leeds! Own it! It is in
fact
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Fact a Nicole Kidman film - you are
one
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One of the leads. Oh, you know it
is.
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It's
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Is. It's a Meryl Streep film. Nicole
Kidman,
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Kidman, thank you for is getting up
so
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So early to see us and looking so
gorgeous.
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I
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Gorgeous. I will be watching you on
Saturday
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Saturday night.
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I
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I love
you.
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You. I love seeing you from afar.
And
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And you too, Graham. Bye,
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And you too, Graham. Bye, Nicole!
Nicole
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Nicole Kidman, everybody! Lovely!
APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
Right,
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Right, Josh O'Connor, Emma Corrin,
you
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You are Charles and Diana in The
Crown,
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Crown, Netflix on the 15th of
November.
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00:23:56,421 --> 00:23:56,750
November. It runs from the late 70s
to
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To the early 90s, covering Margaret
Thatcher,
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Thatcher, the Falklands War, but
mostly
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Mostly the sort of... I didn't
realise
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Realise what a strange romance it
was
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00:24:09,596 --> 00:24:10,206
Was between Charles and Diana. I
mean,
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00:24:11,905 --> 00:24:12,031
Mean, josh, you knew the story line
was
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00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:14,315
Was coming, already in it. Are you
surprised
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Surprised at how odd the romance
was?
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Was?
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Yes,
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Yes,
starting
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Starting from a blank slate, I
guess,
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And
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Guess, in some way. And a huge
pressure
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Pressure in you, in an odd way, and
it's
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It's OK because you've done it now!
I
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I wouldn't have said this before you
start.
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Start.
LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
But
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But all the members of the Royal
family,
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Family, because Diana's is frozen in
time
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Time you must have felt some of that
pressure,
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Pressure, the way we remember her...
Element
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Element just because she is adored,
you
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00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:11,601
You know, and there is this kind of
sense
487
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from
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Sense from everyone, almost like an
ownership
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Ownership or I guess she had a
related
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Related ability, I suppose, the
people's
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People's princess, and people felt
they
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They knew her in a different way, so
yeah
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Yeah I went in with a huge feeling
of
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Of pressure. Hopefully it's fine!
No,
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00:25:32,025 --> 00:25:32,321
No, it is fine! And, you know, as
actors,
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Actors, you are getting into kind of
the
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00:25:34,821 --> 00:25:35,000
The emotional truth of the scenes
and
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00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,210
But, equally, you've got to be
like Charles and Diana.
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00:25:44,235 --> 00:25:49,396
So what are the shortcuts
to get into, say, Charles?
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BOTH:
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Just poke him with a stick.
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Spitting Image, off we go.
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00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:24,956
I wonder if he's ever not
had his pocket square and then it's
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00:26:24,981 --> 00:26:26,005
completely floored him.
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00:26:26,030 --> 00:26:27,206
He doesn't know how to...
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00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:29,441
It sounds like Nadal's serve.
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00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:31,367
Yeah.
508
00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:33,516
Slightly less.
509
00:26:35,255 --> 00:26:39,766
And he does speak
in a very kind of...
510
00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:43,646
It must have been hard not to just
do an impression because people
511
00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:45,851
do do impressions of him.
512
00:26:55,905 --> 00:27:00,395
Something really different.
513
00:27:12,746 --> 00:27:14,766
Yes, yes.
514
00:27:24,266 --> 00:27:26,237
What are the shortcuts for Diana?
515
00:27:26,262 --> 00:27:28,161
Diana, for her voice,
is mainly that everything
516
00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:31,030
goes down at the end.
517
00:27:31,055 --> 00:27:32,236
So her pattern of speech.
518
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:33,676
So it's sort of like...
519
00:27:33,701 --> 00:27:35,806
My word to get into her
was always "alright".
520
00:27:35,831 --> 00:27:37,890
"Alright."
521
00:27:37,915 --> 00:27:39,090
That's just what I'd say.
522
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:43,010
"Alright."
523
00:27:43,035 --> 00:27:46,096
But then everything she says always
goes down at the end, so...
524
00:27:46,121 --> 00:27:49,405
It's almost like even if she had
the best time ever, she would always
525
00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,885
sound a little bit sad.
526
00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:53,096
That is very good.
527
00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:57,096
APPLAUSE
528
00:27:57,121 --> 00:27:59,936
You're good at it, though.
529
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:04,140
Do it.
530
00:28:05,165 --> 00:28:07,531
You do it with the tilt,
though, the head tilt.
531
00:28:08,886 --> 00:28:10,216
Very good.
532
00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:12,406
Thank you.
533
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:13,605
Let's
534
00:28:14,476 --> 00:28:14,611
Of
535
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:20,291
Of you in action as Charles and
Diana
536
00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:21,497
D0
537
00:28:22,915 --> 00:28:23,010
Diana in The Crown. Do I fit in? You
538
00:28:41,196 --> 00:28:41,377
I
539
00:28:45,961 --> 00:28:50,890
Gosh.
540
00:28:55,185 --> 00:28:55,267
Gosh.
541
00:29:01,476 --> 00:29:01,966
Well...
542
00:29:03,245 --> 00:29:08,096
Well... Well, I suppose you've got
to
543
00:29:12,165 --> 00:29:12,497
To learn to give it to each other on
a
544
00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:14,247
A regular basis. Encouragement, I
mean.
545
00:29:18,636 --> 00:29:18,861
Mean. Yes, that,
too.
546
00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:21,216
Too. I think you are gorgeous. The
most
547
00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:23,631
Most clever, handsome man in every
room.
548
00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:27,400
FOOITI.
549
00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:42,651
APPLAUSE
550
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:45,171
APPLAUSE
I'm
551
00:29:50,035 --> 00:29:50,216
I'm a huge fan system I cannot wait.
And
552
00:29:54,981 --> 00:29:55,451
Yes,
553
00:29:55,476 --> 00:29:55,581
And you? If Katya allows you. Yes,
if
554
00:29:57,121 --> 00:29:57,291
Have
555
00:29:57,316 --> 00:29:57,611
if I can get some time out. Have
they
556
00:29:59,316 --> 00:30:00,135
They done something to your ears in
that?
557
00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:07,686
That? They look more Charlesy.
558
00:30:19,571 --> 00:30:19,826
I
559
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,267
I
was
560
00:30:22,336 --> 00:30:22,421
Was going to say like trimming
pubes...
561
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,806
pubes...
LAUGHTER
562
00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:24,406
LAUGHTER
563
00:30:25,431 --> 00:30:25,765
S0
564
00:30:33,276 --> 00:30:33,497
Kylie,
565
00:30:38,035 --> 00:30:38,247
Diana
566
00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:44,806
Diana in Australia. That was made
out
567
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:48,267
Is
568
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,267
Out in a show line-up. ls that
Australia?
569
00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:50,751
Yes!
570
00:30:53,272 --> 00:30:53,377
Australia? Yes! I see! Was that the
tour
571
00:30:55,961 --> 00:30:59,611
Tour that we were doing?
572
00:30:59,636 --> 00:31:00,216
Who
573
00:31:03,711 --> 00:31:03,811
Lie?! d KY who Playe MY
574
00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:08,966
EquallY
575
00:31:08,991 --> 00:31:09,171
My gosh! Who is this? Equally
exciting.
576
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:10,731
Exciting. That is Olivia
Newton-john.
577
00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:10,966
Come
578
00:31:13,636 --> 00:31:13,861
Newton-John. Come on! That is quite
a
579
00:31:18,021 --> 00:31:18,436
A meeting! Olivia Newton-John. Rees!
All
580
00:31:21,175 --> 00:31:21,387
All coming together. You are all in
this
581
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,387
This picture! You are beside Olivia
Newton-John,
582
00:31:29,326 --> 00:31:29,591
Newton-John, Nicola, you got the MBE
or
583
00:31:33,616 --> 00:31:33,786
Or the OBE? The MBA, then the OBE.
You
584
00:31:36,971 --> 00:31:37,301
You got them all. Who wants beside
you
585
00:31:38,721 --> 00:31:40,666
You in the line-up when you got your
OBE?
586
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:43,246
OBE? God, that was a while ago. That
is
587
00:31:48,045 --> 00:31:48,226
Is a good quiz question. Here we go.
David
588
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:51,051
David Beckham! How could you forget
that?
589
00:31:54,841 --> 00:31:55,301
That? You are very in the moment!
There
590
00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:57,301
There were so many rules and things
to
591
00:31:57,721 --> 00:31:58,100
I
592
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:00,181
To think about. I was very focused.
It
593
00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:03,181
It is quite a good line-up. ls that
John
594
00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:06,871
John Major at the end? Lenny Henry,
John
595
00:32:10,441 --> 00:32:10,621
John Major, David Beckham, all human
life
596
00:32:11,076 --> 00:32:11,261
Is
597
00:32:12,561 --> 00:32:13,145
Life is there. Is john Major funny?
I
598
00:32:16,691 --> 00:32:16,770
He
599
00:32:16,795 --> 00:32:17,020
I imagine he is not hilarious. He
has
600
00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:18,341
The
601
00:32:22,811 --> 00:32:22,946
Has not. The reviews are in. Once
you
602
00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:26,051
You have shagged Edwina Currie, it
is
603
00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:30,020
Is all over! The end of your career!
Kylie,
604
00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:33,051
Kylie, music time approaches.
Presumably
605
00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:34,536
Presumably a singer must prepare,
some
606
00:32:36,841 --> 00:32:36,976
Some limbering and stretching, so if
you
607
00:32:40,815 --> 00:32:40,996
You want to... Go to the performance
area.
608
00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:41,641
Area. Kylie Minogue!
CHEERING
609
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,257
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It
610
00:32:48,721 --> 00:32:48,976
It is time to make the final guest.
Please
611
00:32:50,841 --> 00:32:51,056
Please welcome back one of our
favourite
612
00:32:51,896 --> 00:32:52,257
Favourite comedians, it is Jason
Manford!
613
00:32:52,282 --> 00:32:52,507
Manford!
CHEERING
614
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:55,106
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Look
615
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,816
How
616
00:33:05,412 --> 00:33:05,871
Look at you! How are you? Very well!
I
617
00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:12,226
I thought this was going to be by
Zoom.
618
00:33:14,045 --> 00:33:14,257
Zoom. I have regretted it. For the
last
619
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:15,871
Iast hour. When you make a choice
you
620
00:33:19,001 --> 00:33:19,181
Here
621
00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:19,536
You have to just go for it. Here I
am.
622
00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:19,770
Well
623
00:33:21,561 --> 00:33:21,741
Am. Well done! I love that you are
going
624
00:33:25,412 --> 00:33:25,816
Going to sit there! Myjuan Guaido!
I
625
00:33:27,366 --> 00:33:32,491
I am sat here. That's the way it
works.
626
00:33:33,005 --> 00:33:33,150
Works. --
627
00:33:35,616 --> 00:33:35,786
Did
628
00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:37,181
Works. - one gag. Did you ever do
boxing?
629
00:33:37,206 --> 00:33:37,387
I
630
00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:39,591
Boxing? I did some kickboxing for a
few
631
00:33:40,616 --> 00:33:40,770
Few months, about six or seven
months
632
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:44,461
Months and I enjoyed it and I got my
green
633
00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:46,056
Green belt, the first belt. On the
second
634
00:33:47,616 --> 00:33:47,816
Second belt, do you want to go for
the
635
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:49,591
The next belt? You have to fight
someone
636
00:33:52,841 --> 00:33:53,020
Someone else. I said, I will stick
with
637
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:56,226
With the green. Once I started
getting
638
00:33:57,131 --> 00:33:57,341
That
639
00:33:57,721 --> 00:33:57,946
Getting hit back... That took the
fun
640
00:34:00,971 --> 00:34:01,020
Fun out of it. You had a similar
boxing
641
00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:02,416
I
642
00:34:03,412 --> 00:34:04,056
Boxing journey? I did the same, I
turned
643
00:34:05,366 --> 00:34:05,507
Turned up to a boxing class thinking
it
644
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:10,051
It will be like dancing around. With
the
645
00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:16,786
The pads or one of those. just like
that.
646
00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:18,621
That. I walked into this gym. They
were
647
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:21,181
Obviously,
648
00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:21,416
were punching each other. Obviously,
back
649
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,020
You
650
00:34:25,251 --> 00:34:25,416
Back down. Not for me. You obviously
enjoyed
651
00:34:29,841 --> 00:34:30,020
Enjoyed it? It is a hard game. You
can
652
00:34:30,441 --> 00:34:30,976
I
653
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:35,976
Can get it? I literally used to hate
going.
654
00:34:36,001 --> 00:34:36,226
You
655
00:34:41,251 --> 00:34:41,416
Going. You were fast? Of course!
Some
656
00:34:43,486 --> 00:34:43,696
Some news to cheer the nation. Jason
Manford
657
00:34:46,436 --> 00:34:48,257
Manford is doing pantomime this
Christmas!
658
00:34:48,282 --> 00:34:48,461
Christmas!
CHEERING
659
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:53,020
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I've
660
00:34:59,506 --> 00:34:59,836
I've got per research! Oh
661
00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:00,436
I've got per research! Oh no, I'm
not!
662
00:35:02,386 --> 00:35:02,556
I
663
00:35:02,581 --> 00:35:04,976
not! That is one of the phrases! I
know...
664
00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:05,536
It
665
00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:07,020
Know... It is a live panto. The
tickets
666
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:08,900
Tickets went on sale today, from the
12th
667
00:35:10,925 --> 00:35:11,106
12th of December. The most
optimistic
668
00:35:15,412 --> 00:35:15,621
Optimistic panto! They haven't
bought
669
00:35:16,721 --> 00:35:16,816
Bought the costumes yet. It only
came
670
00:35:18,691 --> 00:35:18,816
Came up a couple of weeks ago, the
lottery
671
00:35:21,606 --> 00:35:21,821
Lottery or involved and Camelot have
said
672
00:35:24,412 --> 00:35:24,507
Said they can help fund about a
dozen
673
00:35:27,691 --> 00:35:27,946
Dozen pantos across the country,
socially
674
00:35:28,606 --> 00:35:28,900
Socially distanced, they guarantee
the
675
00:35:30,691 --> 00:35:30,946
The seats will not be filled by
everybody
676
00:35:32,251 --> 00:35:32,976
Everybody so people can be safe and
it
677
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:35,020
It means the theatre will not lose a
lot
678
00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:38,020
Lot of money. And hopefully, we are
doing
679
00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:40,387
Doing sleeping beauty. I have not
read
680
00:35:42,005 --> 00:35:42,150
Read The Script so I don't know how
anyone
681
00:35:43,412 --> 00:35:43,541
Anyone is going to get close enough
to
682
00:35:47,326 --> 00:35:47,461
To kiss her. She willjust stay
asleep
683
00:35:50,721 --> 00:35:50,871
Asleep until the 3rd of January!
They
684
00:35:55,841 --> 00:35:56,261
They will do this behind screens? Or
a
685
00:35:57,721 --> 00:35:57,895
A nice shadow puppet. I am just a
spit
686
00:36:01,846 --> 00:36:02,581
I'm
687
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:03,900
Spit bowling here! I'm doing that in
Manchester
688
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:04,980
Manchester but they are happening
all
689
00:36:07,076 --> 00:36:07,257
And
690
00:36:07,282 --> 00:36:07,461
all over, about a dozen of them. And
it
691
00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:09,331
Full
692
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:13,411
It is this a full cast? Full -ish.
As
693
00:36:17,896 --> 00:36:18,150
Only
694
00:36:18,561 --> 00:36:18,741
As a pantomime card? Only the front
half,
695
00:36:21,005 --> 00:36:21,181
Half, it is socially distanced! You
are
696
00:36:26,175 --> 00:36:26,261
Like
697
00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:28,581
Are going back on tour. Like me.
This
698
00:36:30,326 --> 00:36:30,691
This is a tour that is supposed to
be
699
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:32,976
Be on but will start next September
instead.
700
00:36:36,532 --> 00:36:36,696
Instead. I called it Like Me because
I
701
00:36:39,175 --> 00:36:39,257
I read an article about this thing
where
702
00:36:40,206 --> 00:36:40,306
Where psychologists say that being
liked
703
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:44,145
Liked in this sort of modern
generation
704
00:36:46,045 --> 00:36:46,615
Generation releases the same
endorphins,
705
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:48,696
Endorphins, when you get liked on
Facebook
706
00:36:49,532 --> 00:36:49,696
Facebook it releases the same
endorphins
707
00:36:52,201 --> 00:36:52,666
Endorphins in your brain is alcohol
or
708
00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:54,096
Or six and drugs, people are getting
addicted
709
00:36:57,691 --> 00:36:57,775
Addicted to being liked. And I
thought,
710
00:36:59,251 --> 00:36:59,381
Thought, that is definitely true as
far
711
00:37:00,841 --> 00:37:01,261
Far as a comedian is concerned,
always
712
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:03,696
Always looking out and you love that
reception.
713
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:05,257
Reception. It is always hard because
there
714
00:37:06,646 --> 00:37:11,865
There is no audience to show it to
you.
715
00:37:12,206 --> 00:37:14,581
I remember filming my first DVD
at the Manchester Apollo.
716
00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,020
I'm dead excited to be there.
717
00:37:16,045 --> 00:37:17,051
There's 3000 people.
718
00:37:17,076 --> 00:37:18,100
I keep seeing these!
719
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,387
I look out.
720
00:37:19,412 --> 00:37:21,541
And there's, whatever,
2000 people and my family
721
00:37:21,566 --> 00:37:26,729
are in and it's all very exciting.
722
00:37:27,964 --> 00:37:30,290
And always, you speak to any
comic, as you know...
723
00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,466
You will always find the one
person, arms folded,
724
00:37:32,491 --> 00:37:33,655
just giving it that, like...
725
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,859
Doesn't want to be there.
726
00:37:34,884 --> 00:37:35,905
Checking his watch.
727
00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:39,859
Upset he's missing the Champions
League or whatever it is.
728
00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:42,010
And he just wouldn't
laugh, this guy, at all.
729
00:37:42,035 --> 00:37:43,700
I couldn't get anything out of him.
730
00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:45,374
And there's cameras
all over the place.
731
00:37:45,399 --> 00:37:47,290
And towards the end
he giggles at something.
732
00:37:47,315 --> 00:37:50,655
I can't remember what it was but I
remember he just did a little...
733
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,830
Whatever it was, I can't
remember what it was.
734
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:54,260
Butjust one laugh, I got.
735
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:57,390
So a few weeks later
we were in the edit and we were
736
00:37:57,415 --> 00:37:58,420
putting the DVD together.
737
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,290
And I'm telling the editor
about this guy who ruined my night.
738
00:38:01,315 --> 00:38:02,979
Because I was checking in on him.
739
00:38:03,004 --> 00:38:04,185
I'd do a joke and...
740
00:38:04,210 --> 00:38:05,216
Nothing.
741
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,625
And I'm telling the editor this
story about this guy
742
00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:10,010
and we are sort of flicking
through the audience shots.
743
00:38:10,035 --> 00:38:11,470
And it cuts to this guy.
744
00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:15,185
I said, my God, this is the guy that
ruined my big night.
745
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,340
Because I got obsessed
with why he wasn't laughing.
746
00:38:17,365 --> 00:38:19,495
And so we watched him
for a little bit.
747
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,185
Just properly in a mood.
748
00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:27,290
And as luck would have it,
that one laugh that he gave me
749
00:38:27,315 --> 00:38:28,340
was caught on camera.
750
00:38:28,365 --> 00:38:29,540
It was a real begrudging...
751
00:38:29,565 --> 00:38:31,700
He might just have been
laughing at something that
752
00:38:31,725 --> 00:38:32,905
happened a few weeks ago.
753
00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:35,780
But in that moment I thought,
oh, my god, we got it.
754
00:38:35,805 --> 00:38:39,140
So it was the editor's idea,
to be fair, but we ran with it.
755
00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:42,495
That one laugh that he did on
camera, we ended up using 23 times.
756
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,655
So we just keep cutting
back to this guy.
757
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,055
And my dream, I hope,
is that at some point in the last 12
758
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,979
years he's watching Dave ja Vu
at two o'clock in the morning,
759
00:38:51,004 --> 00:38:54,830
my show comes on, he watches it
and he gets to the end and he thinks
760
00:38:54,855 --> 00:38:57,700
to himself, "oh, I had a better
night than I thought!"
761
00:38:57,725 --> 00:39:02,924
APPLAUSE.
762
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,216
The tour is Like Me and tickets are
available now and sleeping
763
00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:10,745
Available now and sleeping beauty in
December.
764
00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:13,216
December. Jason Manford! Time for
music,
765
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,055
Music, the Queen of disco is back,
performing
766
00:39:17,319 --> 00:39:17,495
Performing her new single, Magic,
it's
767
00:39:18,004 --> 00:39:18,140
It's Kylie Minogue!
CHEERING
768
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:29,700
# I feel like anything could happen
769
00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:33,580
# The stars look different tonight
770
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,466
# They're glowing all around me
771
00:39:35,491 --> 00:39:37,859
# It's flowing through my body
772
00:39:37,884 --> 00:39:39,729
# I can feel it
773
00:39:40,035 --> 00:39:42,775
# I can feel it
774
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,466
# You got me started
775
00:39:44,491 --> 00:39:46,830
# And nothing on earth can stop it
776
00:39:46,855 --> 00:39:48,905
# It's crazy, I'm falling
777
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,374
# I don't know what else to call it
778
00:39:51,399 --> 00:39:53,700
# Oh, do you believe in magic
779
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,984
# Do you, do you, do you
780
00:39:56,009 --> 00:39:58,216
# Do you believe in magic?
781
00:39:58,241 --> 00:40:00,824
# Ooh
782
00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:02,935
# Dancing together
783
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,935
# Ain't nothing that could be better
784
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,625
# Tomorrow don't matter
785
00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:09,346
# We'll make the night last forever
786
00:40:09,371 --> 00:40:11,540
# So, do you believe in magic
787
00:40:11,565 --> 00:40:13,979
# Do you, do you, do you
788
00:40:14,004 --> 00:40:15,905
# Do you believe in magic?
789
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:19,979
# Ooh
790
00:40:20,004 --> 00:40:23,775
# You make me wanna
do these wild things
791
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,574
# Your touch is supernatural
792
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,540
# Oh, I can't fight this feeling
793
00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,935
# I'm floating through the ceiling
794
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,010
# Can you feel it?
795
00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:36,374
# I can feel it
796
00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:38,935
# Oh, oh, you got me started
797
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,109
# And nothing on earth can stop it
798
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,375
# It's crazy, I'm falling
799
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,544
# I don't know what else to call it
800
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:48,015
# Boy, do you believe in magic?
801
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,905
# Do you, do you, do you
802
00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:52,216
# Do you believe in magic?
803
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:55,420
# Ooh
804
00:40:55,445 --> 00:40:56,935
# Dancing together
805
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,185
# Ain't nothing that could be better
806
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:01,260
# Tomorrow don't matter
807
00:41:01,285 --> 00:41:03,540
# We'll make the night last forever
808
00:41:03,565 --> 00:41:06,055
# So, do you believe in magic?
809
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,216
# Do you, do you, do you
810
00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:10,859
# Do you believe in magic?
811
00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:13,655
# Ooh
812
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,140
# Magic, magic, magic, magic
813
00:41:17,165 --> 00:41:21,439
# Do you believe in
814
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,109
# Do you believe in
815
00:41:23,134 --> 00:41:27,055
# Magic, magic, magic, magic
816
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,700
# Do you believe in magic oh
817
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:33,346
# You got me started
818
00:41:33,371 --> 00:41:35,290
# And nothing on earth can stop it
819
00:41:35,315 --> 00:41:37,420
# It's crazy, I'm falling
820
00:41:37,445 --> 00:41:39,859
# I don't know what else to call it
821
00:41:39,884 --> 00:41:42,495
# Oh, do you believe in magic?
822
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,424
# Do you, do you, do you
823
00:41:44,449 --> 00:41:47,185
# Do you believe in magic?
824
00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:49,265
# Ooh
825
00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,580
# Dancing together
826
00:41:51,605 --> 00:41:53,495
# Ain't nothing that could be better
827
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,625
# Tomorrow don't matter
828
00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:57,979
# We'll make the night last forever
829
00:41:58,004 --> 00:42:00,540
# So, do you believe in magic?
830
00:42:00,565 --> 00:42:02,375
# Do you, do you, do you
831
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,495
# Do you believe in magic?
832
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,979
# Ooh
833
00:42:11,241 --> 00:42:11,424
CHEERING
834
00:42:16,165 --> 00:42:16,420
Kylie
835
00:42:18,855 --> 00:42:19,420
Kylie Minogue, everybody!
How
836
00:42:23,645 --> 00:42:23,729
How good was that? The dancers and
the
837
00:42:24,754 --> 00:42:25,466
The confetti wranglers! Gorgeous!
Thank
838
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:30,859
Thank you so much. Who was not
cheered
839
00:42:34,525 --> 00:42:34,700
Cheered up by that? Have a seat.
That
840
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:45,966
And we should just say
that your dancers there
841
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:47,935
are in household groups,
so all safe and sound.
842
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,109
One is
843
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,420
Bubble.
844
00:42:55,035 --> 00:42:55,140
Bubble. Nicely done. Very good. I
did
845
00:42:58,650 --> 00:42:59,420
Did not realise, Emma has seen you
before?
846
00:42:59,445 --> 00:42:59,729
I
847
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:00,775
Before? I saw you at Glastonbury
last
848
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:01,700
You
849
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:04,775
Iast year? You did? I remember this
one
850
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:10,979
One hour ago! That
851
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,620
One hour ago! That was backhanded!
It
852
00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:13,830
It
853
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,216
It was a good Glastonbury! It was
incredible.
854
00:43:17,879 --> 00:43:17,979
It
855
00:43:18,004 --> 00:43:18,290
incredible. It was incredible. It
was
856
00:43:19,675 --> 00:43:19,905
Was like a disco but obviously it
was
857
00:43:21,605 --> 00:43:21,830
It
858
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,346
Was outside. It was a dirty disco!
It
859
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:26,540
It is all coming back to her. Thank
you
860
00:43:28,165 --> 00:43:32,440
You very much for that, it was just
gorgeous.
861
00:43:32,465 --> 00:43:35,795
But before we go, just time
for a visit to the big red chair.
862
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,879
Now, our usual studio
audience aren't here,
863
00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:40,030
they're watching at home,
so we're going to hear
864
00:43:40,055 --> 00:43:42,030
their stories remotely.
865
00:43:42,055 --> 00:43:44,160
But we need somebody
to sit in the chair
866
00:43:44,185 --> 00:43:45,205
and take the punishment.
867
00:43:45,230 --> 00:43:47,486
Are you there, Jason Manford?
868
00:43:47,511 --> 00:43:47,670
Hello,
869
00:43:49,774 --> 00:43:50,079
Now
870
00:43:51,055 --> 00:43:51,205
COITIB
871
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:54,600
Come into their own! I was just
thinking,
872
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:55,850
Thinking, myself and Kylie have sat
in
873
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,205
In the same chair, are we in each
other's
874
00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:02,236
The
875
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:02,795
Other's bubble? The chair was
swapped
876
00:44:04,024 --> 00:44:06,160
Swapped out. One of you is disease
ridden.
877
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:06,360
I
878
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:07,600
Ridden. I was wondering how I could
explain
879
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:11,075
Explain that to my wife! I'm
bringing
880
00:44:14,465 --> 00:44:14,645
In
881
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:15,236
Bringing Kylie home. In the bubble!
I
882
00:44:17,745 --> 00:44:18,645
I don't know how this can work, we
will
883
00:44:19,261 --> 00:44:19,486
I
884
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:20,030
Will hear some stories. I want every
one
885
00:44:22,154 --> 00:44:22,560
One of them to be an absolute
beauty.
886
00:44:22,585 --> 00:44:22,795
Have
887
00:44:24,024 --> 00:44:25,800
Beauty. Have you seen the show?!
Unlikely!
888
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:28,645
Unlikely! Who is a first? Hello?
What
889
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:33,800
Paul
890
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:34,440
What is your name? Paul from
Middlesbrough.
891
00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:36,366
No,
892
00:44:36,391 --> 00:44:36,844
Middlesbrough. Are you outside? No,
I'm
893
00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:40,795
Is
894
00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:41,600
I'm in the room. ls that a hedge
behind
895
00:44:44,305 --> 00:44:44,486
It
896
00:44:45,745 --> 00:44:45,850
Behind you? It is not the dog, it is
a
897
00:44:47,055 --> 00:44:47,236
Lovely,
898
00:44:49,465 --> 00:44:49,645
A question! Lovely, lovely! ls he
filming
899
00:44:51,465 --> 00:44:52,075
It
900
00:44:52,305 --> 00:44:52,515
Filming this on a potato! It does
look
901
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:56,160
Look like we are doing this in 1968!
We
902
00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:57,560
We have managed to send somebody to
the
903
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:01,280
I
904
00:45:02,024 --> 00:45:02,160
The moon! I have seen clearer
pictures
905
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:06,285
Can
906
00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:06,925
Pictures of Tim Peake! Can I say
hello
907
00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:12,795
Hello,
908
00:45:13,869 --> 00:45:13,955
Hello to Carly? How! Hello, Kylie.
Nice
909
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:15,720
Nice to see you. He might be
handsome,
910
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:19,749
His
911
00:45:21,149 --> 00:45:21,310
Handsome, we don't know! His face is
made
912
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:22,310
We
913
00:45:22,745 --> 00:45:23,720
Made up of eight squares. We have no
idea!
914
00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:26,035
Idea! He is self pics alleging! This
is
915
00:45:30,104 --> 00:45:30,310
Is a shocking story! Paul, this is
Jason,
916
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:31,850
Jason, Jason wants you to have a
good
917
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:35,999
Dufing
918
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:36,205
good story so off you go. During
lockdown,
919
00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:38,850
Lockdown, my hair got long, and
messy,
920
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:40,955
Messy, there were no hairdressers
open
921
00:45:43,790 --> 00:45:43,999
Open so I thought I would have a go
myself,
922
00:45:46,419 --> 00:45:46,645
Myself, cut my hair. I got some
shavers.
923
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:48,765
Shavers. I got ready, never made it
too
924
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:53,030
Too long, going thin on top. No
problem
925
00:45:54,391 --> 00:45:54,600
Problem at all... I could not get
around
926
00:45:56,774 --> 00:45:56,955
Around the back to cut my hair. I
gave
927
00:45:59,825 --> 00:45:59,999
Gave my clippers to the wife, I took
off
928
00:46:01,585 --> 00:46:01,795
Off the guard, she went off the back
of
929
00:46:03,024 --> 00:46:03,675
Of my head without even talking to
me.
930
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:08,999
I'm
931
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:09,850
Me. And that's it. I'm so sorry! I
could
932
00:46:11,950 --> 00:46:12,129
I
933
00:46:12,511 --> 00:46:15,236
Could not save you! I support your
decision!
934
00:46:15,261 --> 00:46:18,645
Decision!
LAUGHTER
935
00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:19,160
LAUGHTER
Do
936
00:46:21,335 --> 00:46:21,675
Do you have any more? We do! There's
more!
937
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:21,879
Sorry,
938
00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:27,675
More! Sorry, Jason. My name is
Melissa.
939
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:27,879
Melissa
940
00:46:29,695 --> 00:46:31,675
Melissa. Melissa from Mansfield?
Lovely!
941
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:37,205
Lovely! What do you do? And
administrator.
942
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:38,160
Administrator. We have found an
administrator,
943
00:46:44,185 --> 00:46:44,720
Administrator, everybody! Yes! OK!
Off
944
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:46,879
Off you go with your story. We were
driving
945
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:49,600
Driving for a family day out, we
came
946
00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:52,129
Came across an accident,
unfortunately.
947
00:46:54,305 --> 00:46:54,925
Unfortunately. We got out, this poor
911V
948
00:46:56,185 --> 00:46:57,800
Guy was on the floor, pretty beaten
up.
949
00:46:59,420 --> 00:46:59,600
Up. As we get to him, I notice his
phone
950
00:47:04,024 --> 00:47:04,395
Phone is ringing. He was like, don't
worry,
951
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:07,310
Worry, it is my partner, I will call
her
952
00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,155
Her back later. The paramedics turn
up.
953
00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:12,795
Up. 10 minutes later this lady turns
up,
954
00:47:14,154 --> 00:47:14,366
Up, hysterical, crying, shouting his
name.
955
00:47:16,665 --> 00:47:16,749
Name. She comes over and I collect
that
956
00:47:20,055 --> 00:47:20,280
That this must be the partner. Are
you
957
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:24,160
You Anna? She looks at me confused.
A
958
00:47:30,335 --> 00:47:30,440
A little bit angry. No, I am Sarah.
She
959
00:47:33,869 --> 00:47:34,075
She has frozen! No, she is back! My
God!
960
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:34,280
What
961
00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:37,999
God! What happens next?! It turns
out
962
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:39,999
Out that she suspected he had been
shooting
963
00:47:41,335 --> 00:47:41,515
Shooting for a while and I just
confirmed
964
00:47:42,745 --> 00:47:43,030
Confirmed it while the poor guy had
been
965
00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:45,795
Been picked up by the paramedics!
CHEERING
966
00:47:47,790 --> 00:47:47,955
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You
967
00:47:50,024 --> 00:47:50,395
You can walk, if there is room to
walk.
968
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:56,749
Walk. She is walking! Very good!
Thank
969
00:48:00,261 --> 00:48:00,486
Thank you very much, Jason Manford!
And
970
00:48:05,670 --> 00:48:07,795
OK, that really is all
we've got time for.
971
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:10,674
If you'd like to have a go
in the red chair yourself,
972
00:48:10,699 --> 00:48:13,075
and tell your story,
you can contact us via our
973
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:14,160
website at this address.
974
00:48:14,185 --> 00:48:16,030
Please say thank
you to all my guests.
975
00:48:16,055 --> 00:48:17,079
Jason Manford.
976
00:48:17,104 --> 00:48:18,129
Josh O'Connor.
977
00:48:18,154 --> 00:48:19,160
And Emma Corrin.
978
00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:20,205
Nicola Adams.
979
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,236
Kylie Minogue.
980
00:48:21,261 --> 00:48:25,310
And Nicole Kidman.
981
00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:28,675
Next week is Children in Need,
but do join me the Friday after that
982
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:30,955
with pop star Dua Lipa,
comedian Romesh Ranganathan,
983
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:34,160
TV chef Nigella Lawson,
actor Amy Adams,
984
00:48:34,185 --> 00:48:37,795
"Soul" stars Tina Fey and Jamie
Foxx, and the brilliant Hugh Grant.
985
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:38,844
I'll see you then!
986
00:48:38,869 --> 00:48:44,075
Goodnight!