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 Tonight.

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 Two action heroes together

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 at last.

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 It's Schwarzenegger versus

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 Dench

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 Judy.

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 Hasta la vista, baby.

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 I'll be back.

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 Welcome to the show.

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 Oh, and so you should be,

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 we have three reasons to

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 celebrate.

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 Ladies and gentlemen.

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 It's the end of half term.

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 The kids are returning to

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 The clocks go back this weekend.

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 We get an extra hour in bed

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 and Halloween is just around

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 the corner and all the family

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 He's a good boy.

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 Halloween dogs.

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 Lovely.

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 Hey, we've got a scarily

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 good sofa for you tonight.

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 A classic pop, top comedy,

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 inspirational life lessons.

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 A movie mega star and

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 a dame at the top of her

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 So let's get some.

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 He's not just one of our

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 top stand ups.

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 He's also an actor who most

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 recently starred in the groundbreaking

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 psychological drama, Clifford,

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 The Big Red Dog.

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 It is Jack Wall.

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 He's an inspirational community

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 worker, furniture craftsman

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 and host of the Bafta Award

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 winning the repair shop.

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 It's a first time.

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 Welcome to Mr JB.

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 Yeah,

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 either

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 she is an Oscar winning

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 star on stage and screen

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 and we simply couldn't love

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 It's always a pleasure to

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 welcome Dame Judy

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 Dench.

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 Got you.

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 he's a body building champion,

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 a political powerhouse and

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 a true movie icon.

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 Now teaching us the seven

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 ways to be useful.

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 It's the mighty Arnold

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 have a seat.

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 Everybody do.

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 Lovely to see you

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 all.

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 Is there a world in which

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 Dame Judy and Arnold Schwarzenegger

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 have met before?

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 Have you met before?

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 We've not met before?

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 admiring her on a big screen.

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 I mean, this is like, uh,

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 comes this woman and all

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 of a sudden she's doing all

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 uh, it's, it's, we have some

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 the two of us we have, uh,

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 had, uh, eight Oscar

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 Oscar and,

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 uh, like unbelievable.

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 although they were all hers.

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 You really know how to bring

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 I mean, that they have Jack

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 That's Jay's life.

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 Now, this is broken

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 and Jay, you know each other.

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 uh Dane came on um to have

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 Film Festival and it

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 What did she give you?

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 What did the dame cook?

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 It was the cook.

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 Did the dame get in a delivery

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 to cut out the dame

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 and Jack and Judy?

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 Yeah, we have a connection

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 because my dad

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 was an agent and in

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 the eighties for about

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 five minutes was Judy's

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 agent.

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 It was Michael's agent.

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 Michael's agent.

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 Oh, yes, Mikey's agent.

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 We've had holidays with your

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 in my origin story

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 of the first times they'd

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 ever met and my mum was a

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 young actress and she'd gone

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 nervous and she was in his

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 he realized that he'd shut

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 he'd gone into the room.

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 Judy walked past and looked

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 mother in her little mini

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 sounds about right.

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 Listen, we've got so much

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 Uh We're gonna kick off with

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 Arnold Schwarz's latest book.

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 I've got it here.

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 It is called uh Be

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 Useful.

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 Uh Seven Tools For

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 Life.

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 It is out now

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 and these rules, I mean,

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 they absolutely make sense,

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 you know, things like have

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 your ass off and everything

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 small, all these things and

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 I mean, you really had to

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 people always say this guy

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 of my mind, right?

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 be a bodybuilding champion.

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 we're in Austria, but you

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 don't want to be a bodybuilding

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 I mean, you're crazy.

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 they said to me that that's

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 in the seventies.

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 And so I said to myself,

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 well, why can I not be up

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 there on that ladder with

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 them?

302
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 You know, and so they said

303
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 you would never be able to

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 climb that ladder.

305
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 And I said, ok, then I'm

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 gonna create my own ladder

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 and climb that.

308
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 And so that's what I did.

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 Yeah, I know

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 we do.

311
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 Did you ever think?

312
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 Did you ever think?

313
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 Oh, I can lose my, my

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 accent.

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 I can sound like an American.

316
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 Well, you know,

317
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 I did not

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 really have

319
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 that talent, you

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 know.

321
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 So even though I had an

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 English coach and an

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 acting coach and a, a

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 speech coach and an

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 accent removal

326
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 coach, wow, who,

327
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 who has passed away

328
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 since then?

329
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 But I mean, uh, you know,

330
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 I should have otherwise gotten

331
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 my money back.

332
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 The, the, the bottom line

333
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 is I worked on it, you know,

334
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 I remember that when, when

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 he said he says, you know,

336
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 you always say three,

337
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 three, it is three

338
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 with t so he let

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 me say

340
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 3000,

341
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 333 and

342
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 one third with the th and

343
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 not with the s right?

344
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 But I mean,

345
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 after

346
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 5000 years,

347
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 thousands of reps on it,

348
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 you know, and I remember

349
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 we get confused with the

350
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 Fs and the V and the

351
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 w you know, that we would

352
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 say, you know, this is a

353
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 nice vine, but it's

354
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 actually wine, right?

355
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 So, so the, the guy had me

356
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 say is a fine

357
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 wine grows on a

358
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 vine.

359
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 So now I ran around with

360
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 that then, for instance,

361
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 you know, he said to me,

362
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 he says, I know you have

363
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 to also learn how to, they

364
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 say the vibrating Z.

365
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 We don't have that in German.

366
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 So he said the zinc

367
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 is made out of

368
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 zinc.

369
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 So I was saying that's just

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 things like that.

371
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 I was saying things over

372
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 and over again, you know,

373
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 it was, it was very helpful

374
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 but it didn't get rid of

375
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 my accent, right?

376
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 But the funny thing is all

377
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 of the stuff that they said

378
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 the Hollywood producers and

379
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 the directors and artists

380
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 geniuses.

381
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 They were saying that this

382
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 is an obstacle for me to

383
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 become a leading man

384
00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:04,539
 became an asset

385
00:10:05,119 --> 00:10:06,640
 because when I did

386
00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:08,140
 Conan the barbarian,

387
00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:09,840
 John Milius, the director

388
00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:11,200
 said to the press, if we

389
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 wouldn't have had Schwarzenegger,

390
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,140
 we would have had to build

391
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 one because I was the

392
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 only one that had the muscles

393
00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:18,940
 to play that character the

394
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,190
 way Frank Fresta painted

395
00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:21,965
 the way Robert E Howard has

396
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 written about it.

397
00:10:22,885 --> 00:10:24,684
 So the bottom line was here

398
00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:25,585
 was a big blast.

399
00:10:25,594 --> 00:10:26,684
 Over said in my body.

400
00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,244
 And then when they did Terminator

401
00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:29,625
 Jim Cameron said, what made

402
00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:31,184
 Terminator work and why it

403
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,484
 became successful was because

404
00:10:32,494 --> 00:10:33,705
 Schwarzenegger talks like

405
00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:34,325
 a machine.

406
00:10:36,265 --> 00:10:37,145
 So I don't know

407
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,969
 the original line in the

408
00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:41,979
 movie as well was I want

409
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:42,859
 your clothes, your boots

410
00:10:42,869 --> 00:10:44,419
 and your zinc sink.

411
00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:46,719
 That's right.

412
00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:48,469
 It was the original one.

413
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:49,099
 Yeah.

414
00:10:49,869 --> 00:10:49,890
 Yeah.

415
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,770
 And, and Jack Whitehall,

416
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,340
 am I right?

417
00:10:52,349 --> 00:10:53,830
 You are using some of, um,

418
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,200
 Arnie's tools for life.

419
00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:55,830
 Of course.

420
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,109
 Yes.

421
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:56,229
 Yes.

422
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,570
 I've experienced naysayers

423
00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,309
 as well.

424
00:10:58,469 --> 00:10:59,700
 In fact, I've, I've started

425
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:00,409
 reading the book and it's

426
00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:01,659
 amazing and I read the training

427
00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:03,200
 regime and you say you get

428
00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,039
 up at 5 a.m.

429
00:11:04,299 --> 00:11:05,729
 you have a coffee, you feed

430
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,640
 your animals, the dog, the,

431
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,270
 the pony, you have a, a

432
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,179
 donkey and a pig, the

433
00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,599
 pig, three dogs.

434
00:11:12,609 --> 00:11:13,320
 And then you get on your

435
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:14,840
 bike and then you go to the

436
00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,429
 gym and you train for

437
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,799
 45 minutes every day.

438
00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:18,799
 And that's Arnold's like

439
00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:19,559
 morning regime.

440
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:20,190
 And I was like, you know

441
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,190
 what I want the show with

442
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:21,679
 Arnold tonight.

443
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,039
 I'm going to do like today

444
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,219
 is gonna be the first day.

445
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,369
 Don't think about it, do

446
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:25,549
 it.

447
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,460
 So I got up at five ami had

448
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,130
 the coffee.

449
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,239
 I fed my dog.

450
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:30,190
 I'm not gonna lie.

451
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:30,599
 At that point.

452
00:11:30,609 --> 00:11:31,380
 I live in Notting Hill.

453
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,559
 It took me so long to find

454
00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:33,669
 a donkey, a pig

455
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,270
 and a pony.

456
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,289
 By the time I got to the

457
00:11:36,299 --> 00:11:37,489
 gym I had time for like five

458
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,409
 minutes on the treadmill.

459
00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:39,580
 So I'm gonna try again tomorrow.

460
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:43,900
 I love that.

461
00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:47,609
 We gotta talk about Snelly.

462
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:51,260
 Pelly.

463
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,030
 Snelly and, and the word

464
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:54,960
 snel means fast.

465
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:56,250
 And so the reason why we

466
00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,500
 gave him the name was because

467
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,049
 we, we didn't realize that

468
00:11:59,059 --> 00:12:00,619
 the pig can run that

469
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:01,210
 fast.

470
00:12:01,309 --> 00:12:03,250
 He was faster than the dogs.

471
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,539
 I've never seen anything

472
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:04,849
 like this.

473
00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:06,119
 Like when I called him, I

474
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,979
 said, Nelly, it

475
00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:09,739
 was like, but he

476
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,619
 runs from way out

477
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,309
 there in the field in our

478
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,219
 property.

479
00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:15,900
 He runs in within

480
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,479
 seconds, he's there.

481
00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:19,320
 I mean, because when I call

482
00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:20,780
 him and in the beginning

483
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:21,539
 I didn't even know what to

484
00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:21,940
 call him.

485
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,020
 I just, uh, I just called

486
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:23,500
 him pig.

487
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:23,869
 You know,

488
00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:27,460
 SMD, you come over but as

489
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:28,280
 soon as you call him, he

490
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,340
 thinks he gets food.

491
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,729
 So this is why they are so

492
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,309
 fast because they're really

493
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,450
 into food.

494
00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:35,000
 You're eating all the time.

495
00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:36,440
 This is what this.

496
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:37,690
 So he said we should call

497
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,520
 him Snelly.

498
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:39,960
 I said, because he's so fast.

499
00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:40,489
 And I said, that's how I

500
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,280
 got the name.

501
00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:42,989
 So he's a really great

502
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,409
 entertainer.

503
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:44,289
 You got a picture of Shelley?

504
00:12:44,299 --> 00:12:44,849
 Have you got a picture of

505
00:12:44,859 --> 00:12:45,400
 Snelly

506
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:49,719
 playing chess?

507
00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:52,969
 I was trying to, there was

508
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,400
 a move that I didn't quite

509
00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:55,390
 know how to make.

510
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,559
 So I said to myself, you

511
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:58,580
 know, maybe Snelly knows

512
00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,919
 a little bit more and he

513
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:00,880
 would shake his head.

514
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:01,520
 You know, if you ask him

515
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,109
 a question.

516
00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:03,369
 I love that you've got special

517
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,770
 steps for Snelly to get up

518
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:05,059
 on the side.

519
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,229
 But the funny thing is I

520
00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:07,909
 got the steps because I

521
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,390
 always saw him being hesitant,

522
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,229
 getting up there.

523
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,739
 And then when I put the steps

524
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,330
 there, he walked by the steps

525
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,419
 and then he jumped up

526
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,919
 because he got the message

527
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:17,799
 that I want him to be on

528
00:13:17,809 --> 00:13:18,289
 the couch.

529
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,039
 But I mean, you know, he's

530
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,580
 really, he jumps well

531
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,239
 and uh and he grunts all

532
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:22,840
 the time.

533
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:23,659
 You know, they, they are

534
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,400
 very communicative.

535
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,479
 They, they communicate all

536
00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:26,780
 the time.

537
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:26,979
 It like

538
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,250
 it just running around like

539
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,070
 crazy and, and Arnie, no

540
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:32,780
 one can argue with these

541
00:13:32,789 --> 00:13:33,609
 seven rules because they

542
00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:35,419
 have led to your enormous

543
00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:36,809
 success, you know, as a,

544
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,390
 as a body build, as a movie

545
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,239
 star, as a politician.

546
00:13:40,309 --> 00:13:41,799
 And obviously that was another

547
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:43,159
 big success in your life.

548
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,280
 But I wondered how do you

549
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:45,520
 use the seven

550
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,369
 tools when you

551
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:48,400
 come up against a kind of

552
00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:49,119
 a brick wall?

553
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,080
 Like you cannot become the

554
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,599
 president of the United States

555
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:54,179
 because of the way the rules

556
00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:54,739
 are written.

557
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,679
 Do the

558
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:57,479
 constitution

559
00:14:01,369 --> 00:14:02,250
 many rules?

560
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,489
 How do these help you

561
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,340
 cope with that frustration?

562
00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:07,919
 Well, I'm not frustrated

563
00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:09,640
 about that because I feel

564
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,849
 as, you know,

565
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,690
 I've been on this show now

566
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,229
 three times.

567
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:14,299
 This is, is this the third

568
00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:15,309
 time or the fourth time?

569
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:16,549
 Fourth time?

570
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,099
 I thought, I thought this

571
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:19,820
 was a record.

572
00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:21,700
 And of course, he told me,

573
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,809
 he says, no, you have been

574
00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,820
 on this 20

575
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:25,469
 times or something.

576
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:26,630
 Jack's hosted it.

577
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,260
 You have been on many, many

578
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,669
 times, but for the first

579
00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:32,010
 time, first time, ok, so

580
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,239
 I still have a little bit.

581
00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:35,349
 Thank God

582
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:37,760
 competitive.

583
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,460
 No, but we, we talked about

584
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:41,849
 that, that I'm a positive

585
00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:42,460
 person.

586
00:14:42,869 --> 00:14:44,789
 And uh to me,

587
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:47,030
 everything that I've accomplished

588
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,869
 is because of America.

589
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,440
 And so I am not going to

590
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,010
 go and worry about the one

591
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,000
 job I can't do, which is

592
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,169
 to run for president.

593
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,340
 So I'm not going to complain

594
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:58,020
 about that.

595
00:14:58,119 --> 00:14:59,549
 And I'm absolutely perfectly

596
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:00,299
 fine with that.

597
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:01,859
 And they know the

598
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,669
 politicians that I

599
00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,219
 am a public servant.

600
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,190
 They don't care who wins.

601
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,169
 If it is a Democrat or a

602
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:09,820
 Republican winning, I will

603
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,619
 be there to help in any case.

604
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,799
 So I will always be there

605
00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:14,530
 because to me, my goal

606
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,320
 now is to make life better

607
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,190
 for people to make the world

608
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,859
 a better place, a safer place

609
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:21,914
 and to fight the environmental

610
00:15:21,924 --> 00:15:23,775
 issues if I had health care

611
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:25,385
 issues and education

612
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:26,655
 issues and all that stuff.

613
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,234
 So I am always ready to work

614
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:29,534
 and to do things for America.

615
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:31,505
 So I don't need

616
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,705
 to be president.

617
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:34,005
 I'm perfectly fine with that.

618
00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:34,815
 Ok.

619
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:35,494
 Very good.

620
00:15:37,789 --> 00:15:39,260
 Well, while Mr

621
00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:40,590
 Schwarzenegger is looking

622
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,520
 to the future, uh Judi

623
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,010
 Dench is looking back on

624
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,349
 her life uh with the

625
00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:47,250
 Bard, uh this is her

626
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,440
 new book, it's

627
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,059
 Shakespeare, the man who

628
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,530
 pays the rent

629
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,890
 and uh it's out

630
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,890
 now and I mean, you've

631
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,434
 played so much roles in

632
00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:57,625
 Shakespeare and in the book,

633
00:15:57,635 --> 00:15:58,815
 you tell a story about a

634
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,804
 delivery man who, who

635
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:02,674
 came to your house and he'd,

636
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:04,075
 he'd seen you in something.

637
00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:05,705
 Yes, I do have a story

638
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:07,344
 about a delivery man who

639
00:16:07,354 --> 00:16:09,125
 came to the door once when

640
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,434
 we were in Hampstead and

641
00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:12,275
 with a parcel and said, um,

642
00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:13,794
 and I said, oh,

643
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,859
 I know you.

644
00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:18,580
 I said, oh really?

645
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,859
 He said, yeah, yeah.

646
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,010
 Uh yes.

647
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,099
 Stratford and Avon.

648
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,130
 I said yes.

649
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:24,830
 Yes.

650
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:27,929
 The winter's tale.

651
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,669
 No, no, he said no, I said

652
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,630
 was it much ado?

653
00:16:30,659 --> 00:16:31,500
 No, no.

654
00:16:32,489 --> 00:16:33,090
 Was it Macbeth?

655
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,130
 No, no, no.

656
00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:37,070
 Oh, it was the Mayflower

657
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:37,849
 Restaurant.

658
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:44,789
 It's the way you eat.

659
00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:47,880
 Oh,

660
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,080
 but you've now found, you've

661
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,510
 now found a way of

662
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,440
 enjoying uh

663
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,000
 deliveries at your

664
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:55,580
 house.

665
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:57,020
 Uh Tell us what you do when

666
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:58,119
 parcels are delivered.

667
00:16:58,169 --> 00:16:59,919
 When a parcel arrives.

668
00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,159
 I have to somehow

669
00:17:01,669 --> 00:17:03,320
 use the packing of whatever

670
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:03,859
 it is.

671
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,770
 I can, I can't explain to

672
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,358
 you, but things are very,

673
00:17:07,368 --> 00:17:08,680
 very nicely packed these

674
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:09,920
 days in all sorts of things

675
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,000
 and we can't resist it.

676
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,719
 Well, uh here are some examples

677
00:17:12,729 --> 00:17:14,618
 of uh De Jones using a

678
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:15,489
 packaging.

679
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,729
 Here you are.

680
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:17,108
 Uh

681
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,300
 it's a nice, it's a nice,

682
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,030
 it's a nice hat.

683
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:24,739
 This one, this one I think

684
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,420
 is, is very flamboyant

685
00:17:29,729 --> 00:17:31,500
 if only if only

686
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,250
 I had, I love it.

687
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,670
 And in the book, in the book,

688
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,849
 you have these conversations

689
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:39,510
 with actor director uh Brendan

690
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,030
 o'hayer, but the

691
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,420
 title, the man who pays the

692
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:43,640
 rent, you came up with that.

693
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,709
 Well, it, yes, it's because

694
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,550
 uh when I met Michael, my

695
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,270
 husband, we, we were in

696
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,900
 both companies, both

697
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:52,469
 Shakespeare companies and

698
00:17:52,479 --> 00:17:53,560
 we did Shakespeare for something

699
00:17:53,569 --> 00:17:55,229
 like four years each of us.

700
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,219
 So he literally was Shakespeare,

701
00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:58,349
 the man who paid the rent.

702
00:17:58,469 --> 00:17:58,780
 Yeah.

703
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,790
 Um my dad was the man who

704
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,079
 takes 10% of the rent.

705
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,060
 Yeah.

706
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:04,869
 Have you?

707
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:07,680
 So of course,

708
00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:10,939
 and the thing about this

709
00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:12,040
 because you know, you're

710
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,109
 an actor, you've been in

711
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,479
 a lot of Shakespeare plays,

712
00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:16,180
 but this is more than someone

713
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:17,369
 who's been in

714
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,219
 plays.

715
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:19,819
 I mean, you know, so

716
00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:21,040
 much about Shakespeare.

717
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,290
 Were you surprised that you

718
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,969
 knew as much as you do about

719
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:24,229
 Shakespeare?

720
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,810
 That again is Brendan, that

721
00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:26,660
 was Brendan?

722
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,540
 Oh, hey, an actor who I,

723
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:29,839
 I met at the, the, the

724
00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:31,619
 national and whose idea it

725
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,479
 was to come down?

726
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:33,310
 He said, why don't I just

727
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:34,750
 come down and, and uh

728
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,719
 record you talking

729
00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:38,030
 about all the plays you,

730
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,619
 I don't think it was a book

731
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,709
 intended.

732
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,599
 Maybe, I don't know, you'd

733
00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:43,609
 have to ask him.

734
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,910
 Um But then, you know,

735
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,729
 suddenly things, he,

736
00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:49,890
 I remembered things and

737
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,670
 uh it sparked off a whole

738
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,189
 lot of memories and, and

739
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,020
 he of course fed

740
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,810
 them and he was, he was simply

741
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,130
 wonderful about it and it

742
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:59,310
 was a great pleasure to do

743
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:00,689
 it because we didn't, I didn't

744
00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:01,890
 think a book was at the end

745
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,369
 of it, I just thought it

746
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,060
 was glorious conversations,

747
00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:06,489
 get us out of COVID

748
00:19:07,469 --> 00:19:09,140
 in terms of the amount of

749
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,359
 Shakespeare roles you've

750
00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:11,050
 played.

751
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,300
 How much

752
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,010
 Shakespeare is

753
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:16,170
 constantly in your head.

754
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:16,979
 How much Shakespeare do you

755
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:17,430
 carry around?

756
00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,390
 It is all of us.

757
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,119
 Of course, we don't, you

758
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:22,060
 know, we don't realize Graham

759
00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:23,609
 as you know, we

760
00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,050
 quote Shakespeare all the

761
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,660
 time perhaps without knowing

762
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:26,930
 it.

763
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,300
 But I mean, also you

764
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,349
 only have to go to those

765
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,280
 plays and, and be

766
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,140
 in any kind of those situations,

767
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:35,939
 being in love or being jealous

768
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,359
 or being angry or

769
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:38,979
 being whatever

770
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:40,910
 and you will find that he,

771
00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:42,489
 there is a way of him summing

772
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,510
 up that he's

773
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,760
 completely

774
00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,880
 sufficient for, for

775
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,140
 what your emotion is.

776
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,569
 What passage is on your mind.

777
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,449
 Now, Graham, well, uh

778
00:19:52,829 --> 00:19:54,140
 I was just on the tip of

779
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:54,579
 your tongue.

780
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,010
 All occasions.

781
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,140
 Do inform against me.

782
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,300
 Do you

783
00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:04,780
 show me the card?

784
00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:05,589
 Show me the card?

785
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:05,650
 I

786
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,439
 don't know where that came

787
00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:10,839
 from.

788
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,599
 Big Judy.

789
00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:14,719
 Um uh

790
00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:16,329
 if I mean, if I poke you

791
00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:17,520
 with a stick, can you just

792
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:18,630
 do a bit of Shakespeare for

793
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:18,949
 us?

794
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,089
 If you, if you what with

795
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:20,739
 a stick,

796
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,069
 you with a stick, you gently,

797
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,229
 if I touch you gently with

798
00:20:25,239 --> 00:20:26,359
 a stick, could you do a little

799
00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:26,969
 bit for us?

800
00:20:26,979 --> 00:20:27,839
 Like what?

801
00:20:27,849 --> 00:20:28,959
 I, I don't know, like a bit

802
00:20:28,969 --> 00:20:30,020
 of a play or a sonnet sonnet,

803
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,689
 a sonnet sonnet, I'll do

804
00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:32,270
 a Sonnet.

805
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,579
 It's like as having a Shakespeare

806
00:20:33,589 --> 00:20:34,199
 jukebox.

807
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,349
 Um um

808
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,479
 when in disgrace with fortune

809
00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:44,699
 and men's eyes,

810
00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,199
 I all alone be weep my

811
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,739
 outcast state

812
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,020
 and trouble deaf heaven with

813
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,790
 my bootless cries and look

814
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,449
 upon myself and curse my

815
00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:54,900
 fate.

816
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:57,619
 Wishing me like to one more

817
00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,050
 rich in hope

818
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,780
 featured like

819
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,780
 him, like him with friends

820
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:03,579
 possessed,

821
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,670
 desiring this man's

822
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,189
 art and that man's

823
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,180
 scope with what

824
00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:10,250
 I most enjoy.

825
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:10,939
 Contented.

826
00:21:10,949 --> 00:21:11,660
 Least

827
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,619
 yet in these thoughts myself

828
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:16,099
 almost despising

829
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,119
 happily.

830
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,270
 I think on the,

831
00:21:20,619 --> 00:21:22,199
 and then my state

832
00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:24,550
 like to the lark at break

833
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,199
 of day, arising

834
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,160
 from Sullen Earth

835
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,849
 sings hymns at

836
00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:30,880
 heaven's gate

837
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,910
 for thy sweet love.

838
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,760
 Remembered

839
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,520
 such wealth

840
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:37,469
 brings

841
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:38,579
 that.

842
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,560
 Then I scorn to change my

843
00:21:40,569 --> 00:21:42,189
 state with kings.

844
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:44,900
 Oh, wow,

845
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,439
 that's thank you.

846
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,560
 That is spelled like little.

847
00:21:55,569 --> 00:21:55,660
 Really?

848
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,699
 It's gorgeous.

849
00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:57,560
 Unbelievable.

850
00:21:57,589 --> 00:21:58,239
 I know.

851
00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,670
 Unbelievable.

852
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,569
 I mean, there, there's more

853
00:22:00,579 --> 00:22:02,060
 dialogue in the head and

854
00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:03,579
 all my movies all together.

855
00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:05,839
 Could you now do it?

856
00:22:05,849 --> 00:22:06,989
 I'll be back

857
00:22:08,699 --> 00:22:09,400
 answer today.

858
00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:12,969
 But you did do a

859
00:22:12,979 --> 00:22:14,750
 little bit of Shakespeare

860
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,760
 in a, in a film.

861
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:17,510
 Yes, it was in last action

862
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:17,959
 hero.

863
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:18,439
 Yes.

864
00:22:18,719 --> 00:22:19,040
 Exactly.

865
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:20,199
 Yes.

866
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,410
 You gave a bit of Hamlet.

867
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,229
 I believe that's right.

868
00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:24,030
 Do you, do you remember what

869
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:24,439
 you did?

870
00:22:24,619 --> 00:22:26,239
 I think it was to be or not

871
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:26,800
 to be.

872
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,030
 And then I added the line

873
00:22:29,089 --> 00:22:30,880
 Not to be and we blew up

874
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:31,989
 the castle in.

875
00:22:38,329 --> 00:22:39,680
 And uh and Judy, you talk

876
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:40,959
 about how you, you sort of,

877
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:42,400
 you wrote the book through

878
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:43,800
 talking to Brendan,

879
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,400
 he wrote the book.

880
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:45,760
 Ok.

881
00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:47,119
 But you, you spoke great

882
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:47,800
 chunks of it.

883
00:22:48,939 --> 00:22:50,540
 Well, we had a con, they're

884
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:51,380
 just conversation.

885
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,670
 It's a bit one sided Julia,

886
00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,180
 to be honest, it's mostly,

887
00:22:57,689 --> 00:22:58,819
 but it shouldn't be, it

888
00:22:58,979 --> 00:22:59,900
 shouldn't be

889
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,410
 Jay when it comes to read

890
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,520
 your books.

891
00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:05,500
 You also, you speak them.

892
00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:06,060
 I speak them.

893
00:23:06,069 --> 00:23:07,239
 Yeah, because I, I'm, I'm

894
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,640
 not good at writing, not

895
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:09,420
 good at reading.

896
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,869
 Um, so all of my books, all

897
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,439
 three of them, I've spoke

898
00:23:12,449 --> 00:23:14,050
 to someone and he just writes

899
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:14,300
 them.

900
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,920
 So it's, it's, it's basically

901
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,469
 what the way he does it is.

902
00:23:17,589 --> 00:23:18,959
 He writes what I say and

903
00:23:18,969 --> 00:23:20,109
 he puts it into a sentence.

904
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,089
 So a lot of the books that

905
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,469
 I do, it sounds as if I'm

906
00:23:22,479 --> 00:23:23,979
 talking, he's done it

907
00:23:23,989 --> 00:23:25,359
 brilliantly because it really

908
00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:26,250
 does sound like you're talking.

909
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:26,959
 I mean, there's, you know,

910
00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:28,449
 there's some swearing, there's

911
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,079
 swearing in there.

912
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:29,290
 Yeah.

913
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:29,439
 Yeah.

914
00:23:29,469 --> 00:23:29,520
 Yeah.

915
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,459
 Apologize for that.

916
00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,410
 I've got a bit in mind

917
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,020
 and so this is Jay's book.

918
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,540
 Uh This is uh life lessons.

919
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,489
 It's out now uh wisdom

920
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,290
 and wit from

921
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,040
 life's ups and downs.

922
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,489
 Uh Now these are lessons

923
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,189
 that you've learned in your,

924
00:23:47,199 --> 00:23:48,890
 your life and like by anybody

925
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:49,619
 stretching the budget, it

926
00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:51,250
 has been a challenging life.

927
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:51,359
 Yeah.

928
00:23:51,369 --> 00:23:52,449
 My life has been very, very

929
00:23:52,459 --> 00:23:53,030
 challenging.

930
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,229
 I mean, it's unbelievable

931
00:23:54,239 --> 00:23:55,869
 even just writing it down,

932
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,819
 even being here.

933
00:23:56,829 --> 00:23:58,020
 I'm sitting on the, so this

934
00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,319
 is quite amazing.

935
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,089
 Like you've got look at this

936
00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,380
 and I'm sitting here.

937
00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:10,630
 It's unbelievable the

938
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,189
 things that I've done in

939
00:24:12,199 --> 00:24:13,310
 the time that I've done it,

940
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,939
 it's just been phenomenal

941
00:24:14,949 --> 00:24:16,219
 and then looking back at

942
00:24:16,229 --> 00:24:17,550
 the beginning of my life

943
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,630
 and then the charity stuff

944
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,660
 and then all of the mistakes

945
00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:20,579
 I've made, I've kind of put

946
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,709
 them into a book and just

947
00:24:21,719 --> 00:24:22,670
 basically said these are

948
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,520
 the life lessons that I've

949
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,729
 learned along the way because,

950
00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:25,819
 I mean, I knew you had a

951
00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:27,670
 very, very tough childhood

952
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,729
 and early life.

953
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,300
 I didn't realize that as

954
00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:32,140
 recently as 2015 there was

955
00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:33,300
 a real low in your life.

956
00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:35,270
 Yeah, I think in 2015,

957
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,780
 um, everything could flop

958
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:37,609
 for me to charities.

959
00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:38,743
 I was running and then the

960
00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:40,012
 relationship of the marriage

961
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:41,262
 I was in, it just went to

962
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,863
 pot and my mission was

963
00:24:42,873 --> 00:24:43,853
 basically to drive up the

964
00:24:43,863 --> 00:24:45,282
 motorway and find a bridge

965
00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:46,322
 and just crash into it.

966
00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,042
 That was it.

967
00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,902
 Um, my naivety didn't tell

968
00:24:48,912 --> 00:24:50,022
 me that every bridge has

969
00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:51,453
 a barrier around it.

970
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:52,963
 Um, so basically I wasn't

971
00:24:52,973 --> 00:24:54,373
 successful, ended up in

972
00:24:54,383 --> 00:24:55,863
 Wolverhampton, sat in a car

973
00:24:55,873 --> 00:24:57,463
 park for about a week.

974
00:24:57,473 --> 00:24:59,392
 Um, then came out, um,

975
00:24:59,402 --> 00:25:01,223
 smelt really, really badly.

976
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,473
 So I decided to go and have

977
00:25:02,483 --> 00:25:03,022
 a wash.

978
00:25:03,243 --> 00:25:04,776
 Um, when I came back to the

979
00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:06,725
 hotel, there was five people

980
00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:07,755
 waiting for me, there was

981
00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:09,196
 two police officers and like

982
00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:10,576
 three kind of like psychiatric

983
00:25:10,586 --> 00:25:12,475
 nurses and they done a questionnaire

984
00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:13,345
 for me and what have you.

985
00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:14,265
 Um, and it was only when

986
00:25:14,276 --> 00:25:15,906
 they said to me, we don't

987
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:16,895
 have to section him.

988
00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:17,755
 And then I was looking and

989
00:25:17,765 --> 00:25:18,826
 thinking, well, who are you

990
00:25:18,836 --> 00:25:19,556
 sectioning?

991
00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:20,605
 Um, because I've worked in

992
00:25:20,615 --> 00:25:22,206
 that industry before and

993
00:25:22,215 --> 00:25:22,765
 then they said, well, we

994
00:25:22,776 --> 00:25:23,635
 don't have to section you.

995
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:24,446
 We believe that he was gonna

996
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,465
 be a harm to yourself and

997
00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,135
 others and so on and so forth.

998
00:25:27,145 --> 00:25:28,495
 So they left me alone and

999
00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:29,576
 then, um,

1000
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,329
 mhm.

1001
00:25:35,189 --> 00:25:36,199
 He left me alone and then

1002
00:25:36,209 --> 00:25:37,170
 a young gentleman and he's

1003
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:37,449
 here.

1004
00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:38,150
 I don't know where he is

1005
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:38,609
 in the audience.

1006
00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:39,349
 And I'm glad, I don't know

1007
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,530
 where he is in the audience.

1008
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,780
 Um But there's a gentleman

1009
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,750
 who came and said

1010
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,800
 to me that he's gonna take

1011
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,199
 me under his wing.

1012
00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:46,729
 Um

1013
00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:49,290
 And it's the first time that

1014
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,439
 I ever cried in front of

1015
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:51,119
 another man.

1016
00:25:51,329 --> 00:25:53,160
 I mean, I cried as if I hadn't

1017
00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:54,890
 cried for 45 years and it

1018
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,709
 was just like nonstop

1019
00:25:56,719 --> 00:25:57,680
 and, and, and the thing that

1020
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,709
 he said to me, which was

1021
00:25:58,719 --> 00:26:00,589
 just like it was mind

1022
00:26:00,619 --> 00:26:00,939
 boggling.

1023
00:26:00,949 --> 00:26:01,849
 And I still remember it to

1024
00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:02,489
 this day.

1025
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,439
 I remember him saying to

1026
00:26:03,449 --> 00:26:04,880
 me like, oh, I've got a job

1027
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:05,770
 for you and I thought this

1028
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,140
 is the weirdest job interview

1029
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:07,829
 I've ever had.

1030
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,199
 I stink from high heaven

1031
00:26:09,209 --> 00:26:10,420
 haven't watched in a week

1032
00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:11,920
 and I'm crying my eyes out

1033
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:12,819
 and then he just took me

1034
00:26:12,829 --> 00:26:14,750
 to his offices to talk about

1035
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,119
 a community project that

1036
00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:16,500
 he had.

1037
00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:17,359
 But he did say something

1038
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:17,560
 to me.

1039
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:19,099
 He said I'm gonna look after

1040
00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:20,510
 you onto your back, on your

1041
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:20,900
 feet.

1042
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:21,979
 And still, to this day I

1043
00:26:21,989 --> 00:26:23,410
 still live.

1044
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:23,819
 Um.

1045
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:25,800
 Mhm.

1046
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,180
 I think he is in the audience.

1047
00:26:34,189 --> 00:26:34,520
 Sarah.

1048
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,560
 So, basically you, you stayed

1049
00:26:37,569 --> 00:26:37,920
 with it.

1050
00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:39,310
 Yeah.

1051
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,089
 Um, I

1052
00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:43,109
 stayed with him for,

1053
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,729
 I, well, I

1054
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,250
 stayed with him for two weeks

1055
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,810
 and, um, then he put me to

1056
00:26:48,819 --> 00:26:49,790
 live with his mum and his

1057
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,380
 stepdad and, um, they've

1058
00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:52,839
 looked after me like you

1059
00:26:52,849 --> 00:26:53,609
 wouldn't believe.

1060
00:26:53,619 --> 00:26:54,390
 And he said he would look

1061
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,209
 after me until I'm back on

1062
00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:55,819
 my feet.

1063
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:56,969
 I've done a few things.

1064
00:26:56,979 --> 00:26:58,290
 I've been quite successful

1065
00:26:58,449 --> 00:26:59,729
 and he still has me in his

1066
00:26:59,739 --> 00:27:00,290
 fold.

1067
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,079
 Um It's um what, what a

1068
00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:03,569
 beautiful, generous,

1069
00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:05,130
 amazing thing to have done.

1070
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:05,849
 What, what, what's your,

1071
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:06,339
 what's your name, sir?

1072
00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:10,189
 Uh Je Bailey right across

1073
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:10,459
 there.

1074
00:27:10,949 --> 00:27:12,439
 Uh Gorgeous.

1075
00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:22,180
 Everyone should be so lucky.

1076
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:22,780
 Yeah.

1077
00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,040
 No, it's um it's, and I,

1078
00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:25,500
 I am really, really lucky.

1079
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,170
 There's people that I've

1080
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,680
 met that I'm just um I'm

1081
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,160
 over the moon with and

1082
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:30,510
 having someone like Gerald

1083
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,619
 in my corner has just been

1084
00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:32,199
 phenomenal.

1085
00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:33,939
 I think the, the, the comfort

1086
00:27:33,949 --> 00:27:34,900
 that they've given me and

1087
00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:36,099
 the kind of secure blanket

1088
00:27:36,109 --> 00:27:37,560
 of a family and a community

1089
00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:38,739
 up there in Wolverhampton

1090
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,819
 has just allowed me to just

1091
00:27:39,829 --> 00:27:41,099
 fly cos you have to think,

1092
00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:43,000
 I think 2000 15, I was looking

1093
00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:43,689
 for that bridge.

1094
00:27:43,699 --> 00:27:45,619
 2015 to

1095
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:46,479
 16.

1096
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,599
 I went through therapy.

1097
00:27:47,609 --> 00:27:48,719
 Then I started filming, I

1098
00:27:48,729 --> 00:27:50,719
 think 2017, the repair

1099
00:27:50,729 --> 00:27:51,969
 shop come and then it's just

1100
00:27:51,979 --> 00:27:53,459
 like, whoa, it's, it's

1101
00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:54,130
 phenomenal.

1102
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,089
 I mean, it's crazy.

1103
00:27:55,099 --> 00:27:56,819
 It's such a happy happy

1104
00:27:56,829 --> 00:27:57,130
 ending.

1105
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:57,729
 The repair shop.

1106
00:27:57,739 --> 00:27:58,010
 I don't.

1107
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,650
 Arnie, are you aware of the

1108
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:00,400
 repair shop?

1109
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:01,089
 What it is?

1110
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,989
 I'm, we are because I

1111
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,939
 was try to find out

1112
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,280
 who are the guests?

1113
00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:07,689
 Ok.

1114
00:28:09,459 --> 00:28:11,140
 II, I heard from

1115
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,469
 various different people

1116
00:28:12,479 --> 00:28:13,770
 that loved your show

1117
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,719
 and, uh, the work that you

1118
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,699
 do and teaching the kids

1119
00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:18,650
 and, and all that.

1120
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,619
 And uh I said to myself right

1121
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:21,839
 away, wait a minute, I

1122
00:28:21,849 --> 00:28:23,630
 have a clock at

1123
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:23,939
 home.

1124
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,359
 That's true.

1125
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,290
 So, so,

1126
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,229
 so in, in, in

1127
00:28:29,339 --> 00:28:31,239
 1968 when I moved to

1128
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,079
 America, uh there was this

1129
00:28:33,089 --> 00:28:34,430
 unbelievable thing, you know,

1130
00:28:34,439 --> 00:28:36,020
 and by the way, what he was

1131
00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:37,660
 talking about is there's

1132
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:39,390
 no such thing as a self

1133
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,260
 made man

1134
00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:42,660
 because we all get help from

1135
00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:43,380
 somebody.

1136
00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:44,900
 And this is why, what you

1137
00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,530
 just said really touches

1138
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:47,829
 my heart because it's so

1139
00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,550
 true that we all get

1140
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:49,910
 help.

1141
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,160
 And this is the only way

1142
00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:52,810
 we can make it if we get

1143
00:28:52,819 --> 00:28:53,619
 that help, you know, from

1144
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:54,199
 everybody.

1145
00:28:54,219 --> 00:28:55,880
 I, I remember in

1146
00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:57,810
 1968 when I moved to America,

1147
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,650
 there were these bodybuilders,

1148
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:01,300
 they didn't even know me.

1149
00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:02,780
 They just got to know me

1150
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:03,459
 in the gym.

1151
00:29:03,469 --> 00:29:04,479
 And then all of a sudden

1152
00:29:04,489 --> 00:29:06,069
 it was Thanksgiving Day

1153
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,150
 and I did not even know what

1154
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,310
 Thanksgiving Day was.

1155
00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:09,699
 Right?

1156
00:29:09,969 --> 00:29:11,819
 And so the next thing I know

1157
00:29:11,829 --> 00:29:13,719
 is they came over to my apartment

1158
00:29:14,329 --> 00:29:15,199
 and they started bringing

1159
00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,839
 me silverware and

1160
00:29:16,849 --> 00:29:18,400
 dishes and, uh,

1161
00:29:18,410 --> 00:29:19,989
 bed sheets

1162
00:29:20,239 --> 00:29:21,810
 and a black and white

1163
00:29:21,819 --> 00:29:23,560
 TV, with the antenna, the

1164
00:29:23,569 --> 00:29:25,030
 old antenna sticking out

1165
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,449
 and all that.

1166
00:29:25,719 --> 00:29:27,099
 And one woman

1167
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,650
 brought me a

1168
00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:30,459
 wooden kind

1169
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,180
 of, uh, that you put

1170
00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:33,910
 on the table, a clock, an

1171
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,910
 alarm clock

1172
00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:37,079
 and, uh, you know, that plays

1173
00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:38,640
 music and this has a

1174
00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:39,800
 radio in it and all that

1175
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:40,189
 stuff.

1176
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,089
 And, uh, so, but now I have

1177
00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:43,810
 had this still on my end

1178
00:29:43,819 --> 00:29:45,609
 table, but it doesn't work

1179
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,729
 quite well anymore.

1180
00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:48,819
 So it's kind of a

1181
00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:50,459
 brilliant sales but the

1182
00:29:50,969 --> 00:29:52,050
 you can come, you can come

1183
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:54,060
 the light inside is, is

1184
00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:54,550
 dim.

1185
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:55,449
 So there's pride.

1186
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,229
 So gonna be Arnold Schwarzenegger

1187
00:29:59,239 --> 00:30:00,300
 kicking down the doors the

1188
00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:06,020
 and uh and do your show,

1189
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,479
 I'm gonna deliver my

1190
00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:09,349
 radio, my old 55

1191
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,310
 year old radio.

1192
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:12,000
 They will do it, do it.

1193
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:12,130
 Yeah.

1194
00:30:12,189 --> 00:30:13,199
 No, I deliver that.

1195
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,150
 Come with it.

1196
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,479
 You have to come with you.

1197
00:30:15,489 --> 00:30:16,459
 What's the matter with you?

1198
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,849
 And then I know that everyone

1199
00:30:20,859 --> 00:30:22,329
 that always gets the, the

1200
00:30:22,339 --> 00:30:23,760
 items back, their clocks

1201
00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:24,500
 or their watches.

1202
00:30:24,584 --> 00:30:26,155
 If it's the royal family

1203
00:30:26,165 --> 00:30:27,494
 or whoever it is famous and

1204
00:30:27,505 --> 00:30:29,074
 not so famous, everyone always

1205
00:30:29,084 --> 00:30:31,074
 cries that because everyone

1206
00:30:31,084 --> 00:30:32,275
 is emotionally attached to

1207
00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,885
 my, if it's your father's

1208
00:30:33,895 --> 00:30:35,035
 watch or your grandfather's

1209
00:30:35,045 --> 00:30:36,244
 pocket watches, whatever.

1210
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,925
 And then people cry,

1211
00:30:38,665 --> 00:30:39,204
 you cry.

1212
00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:40,165
 I said to myself, I'm gonna

1213
00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:41,454
 go there with my Terminator

1214
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:41,885
 glass.

1215
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:44,655
 No one sees me cry.

1216
00:30:44,665 --> 00:30:45,665
 When I get this class.

1217
00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,520
 It is weird because on

1218
00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:50,439
 paper you would think, oh,

1219
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,359
 you're just fixing things.

1220
00:30:51,369 --> 00:30:52,400
 Why is anyone crying?

1221
00:30:52,569 --> 00:30:54,219
 But it is so emotional when

1222
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,670
 you were you

1223
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,020
 surprised at how emotional

1224
00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:57,500
 people get?

1225
00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:59,109
 I was, I wasn't really surprised

1226
00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:00,569
 at how I think it came to

1227
00:31:00,579 --> 00:31:01,819
 me when we done the first

1228
00:31:01,829 --> 00:31:02,260
 one.

1229
00:31:02,589 --> 00:31:04,250
 I think it was 2017, we was

1230
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,199
 filming, it was really, really

1231
00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,209
 cold and I remember there

1232
00:31:06,219 --> 00:31:07,255
 was a lady brought in a piano

1233
00:31:07,336 --> 00:31:08,745
 sta and basically she said

1234
00:31:08,755 --> 00:31:09,875
 to me because my kind of

1235
00:31:09,885 --> 00:31:11,206
 trademark is just to paint

1236
00:31:11,215 --> 00:31:12,385
 one leg pink.

1237
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,816
 Um So she said to me before

1238
00:31:13,826 --> 00:31:14,436
 she was leaving, she was

1239
00:31:14,446 --> 00:31:15,115
 cracking a joke.

1240
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,725
 Jay don't paint the leg pink.

1241
00:31:16,735 --> 00:31:17,725
 I don't want it to be pink.

1242
00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:18,696
 I want it to be left as it

1243
00:31:18,706 --> 00:31:18,926
 is.

1244
00:31:18,936 --> 00:31:20,406
 And I was like, OK, no problem.

1245
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:21,725
 So when she came back in

1246
00:31:21,816 --> 00:31:23,095
 me and will we had it covered

1247
00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:24,245
 over, there was a cloth over

1248
00:31:24,255 --> 00:31:25,885
 the actual piano store and

1249
00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:27,595
 she was saying, like, I hope

1250
00:31:27,712 --> 00:31:28,732
 haven't painted this pink

1251
00:31:28,741 --> 00:31:29,682
 and da da, da, da da, she

1252
00:31:29,692 --> 00:31:31,072
 was really going into one.

1253
00:31:31,102 --> 00:31:31,781
 So I said, all right, you're

1254
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:32,291
 gonna see it.

1255
00:31:32,312 --> 00:31:33,371
 And as soon as we lifted

1256
00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:34,901
 it up, she put her hand on

1257
00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:36,812
 it and she just started crying.

1258
00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:38,761
 It was just really phenomenal.

1259
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,192
 It was something that I never

1260
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,251
 had experienced before in

1261
00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:41,802
 my life.

1262
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,541
 And I, I said to, will just

1263
00:31:43,552 --> 00:31:44,222
 go over and hug her.

1264
00:31:44,232 --> 00:31:45,212
 And that's when I turned

1265
00:31:45,222 --> 00:31:46,271
 to the director after and

1266
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,411
 I said this show is really

1267
00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:49,052
 gonna be powerful, Judy.

1268
00:31:49,062 --> 00:31:50,291
 Were you a fan of the repair

1269
00:31:50,302 --> 00:31:51,812
 shop before you went on it?

1270
00:31:52,239 --> 00:31:52,699
 Oh, yes.

1271
00:31:52,709 --> 00:31:54,510
 We've been fans since it

1272
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,479
 kind of began and

1273
00:31:56,489 --> 00:31:57,859
 then we went on it and I

1274
00:31:57,869 --> 00:31:59,540
 got Michael's watch back

1275
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,030
 in.

1276
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:00,359
 I didn't,

1277
00:32:02,469 --> 00:32:04,339
 it was so, it's very,

1278
00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:05,260
 very special.

1279
00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:07,099
 I absolutely, people

1280
00:32:07,109 --> 00:32:07,660
 crying.

1281
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,500
 I had to ban it in my house.

1282
00:32:09,859 --> 00:32:10,150
 Really?

1283
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,540
 Yeah, I, I love it.

1284
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,119
 I love repair shops so much

1285
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:14,430
 but because it's so emotional.

1286
00:32:14,439 --> 00:32:15,420
 Well, because my problem

1287
00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:16,829
 is you mentioned that you're

1288
00:32:16,839 --> 00:32:17,489
 not a big crier.

1289
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,239
 I am a very big crier

1290
00:32:19,449 --> 00:32:19,989
 like

1291
00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:22,530
 anything and everything like

1292
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,140
 funerals, weddings.

1293
00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:25,400
 I cried the other day at

1294
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,000
 an episode of tipping point.

1295
00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:27,369
 Wow.

1296
00:32:28,589 --> 00:32:29,089
 Quite bad.

1297
00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:30,290
 It's really bad.

1298
00:32:30,489 --> 00:32:30,729
 Ok.

1299
00:32:30,739 --> 00:32:32,589
 And so I, you know, to

1300
00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:33,890
 give it some context as well

1301
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,089
 seven weeks ago.

1302
00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:36,449
 Um my girlfriend just gave

1303
00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:37,989
 birth to a little baby girl.

1304
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,229
 Go on.

1305
00:32:42,479 --> 00:32:44,400
 Uh, no, it,

1306
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:45,670
 it's not mine but, but

1307
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,290
 that's not.

1308
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:51,109
 Yeah, she is, we, we, we,

1309
00:32:51,229 --> 00:32:52,089
 we think she is.

1310
00:32:52,099 --> 00:32:53,640
 No, no, we think she is

1311
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,180
 daughter anyway.

1312
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,569
 So I'm watching this episode

1313
00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:57,420
 of tipping point and it was

1314
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:58,660
 a couple of weeks before

1315
00:32:58,670 --> 00:32:59,890
 the baby was due.

1316
00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:01,349
 And I'm watching this episode

1317
00:33:01,359 --> 00:33:02,229
 and it was about this woman

1318
00:33:02,239 --> 00:33:03,180
 that was trying to win the

1319
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,680
 jackpot so she could pay

1320
00:33:04,689 --> 00:33:05,930
 for a flight to see her sister

1321
00:33:05,939 --> 00:33:06,680
 in You Zealand.

1322
00:33:06,689 --> 00:33:08,000
 And I honestly, I'm watching

1323
00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:09,189
 it and she wins the jackpot

1324
00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:10,449
 and I'm like Paul Gascoyne

1325
00:33:10,459 --> 00:33:11,800
 and Natalia 90 just

1326
00:33:12,109 --> 00:33:13,459
 water works like

1327
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,219
 undignified levels of crying.

1328
00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:16,109
 And then I had this awful

1329
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,339
 thought it was like if I'm

1330
00:33:17,349 --> 00:33:19,040
 crying at an episode of

1331
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:20,439
 tipping point and then I

1332
00:33:20,449 --> 00:33:22,130
 don't cry at the birth of

1333
00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:23,849
 my daughter, I am a

1334
00:33:23,859 --> 00:33:25,739
 monster and I

1335
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:26,459
 was like in my head.

1336
00:33:26,469 --> 00:33:27,160
 So I was like, I can't watch

1337
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:28,040
 anything emotional.

1338
00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:28,979
 I need to be careful about

1339
00:33:28,989 --> 00:33:30,189
 what I watch on TV.

1340
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:31,390
 Obviously, in the end, I

1341
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,349
 had nothing to worry about.

1342
00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:34,260
 Cos my my baby girl arrived

1343
00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:36,160
 and I was just like it was

1344
00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:38,069
 like the most emotional episode

1345
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:39,109
 of repair shop

1346
00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,180
 to to the power of

1347
00:33:41,189 --> 00:33:42,859
 Mufasa dying in Lion King

1348
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,729
 handed this baby and the

1349
00:33:45,739 --> 00:33:47,010
 bomb was like instant.

1350
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,560
 Um Even though when they

1351
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:49,930
 first come out as well, sorry,

1352
00:33:49,939 --> 00:33:51,209
 the the no one warned me

1353
00:33:51,219 --> 00:33:51,540
 of that.

1354
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:52,500
 That when the baby first

1355
00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:53,650
 comes out, they, they don't

1356
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,290
 like, how can I put this

1357
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:55,989
 in a nice way?

1358
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,949
 They, they look, they look

1359
00:33:57,959 --> 00:33:59,420
 a bit odd like they, no,

1360
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,510
 she looks amazing now and

1361
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,410
 she's so beautiful.

1362
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:02,260
 But like when they first

1363
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,079
 come out of the oven, they

1364
00:34:03,089 --> 00:34:04,790
 don't look Star Baker quality.

1365
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,329
 And I was hand in this little

1366
00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:08,129
 thing and I was like, oh

1367
00:34:08,139 --> 00:34:09,560
 my God, I think maybe it

1368
00:34:09,570 --> 00:34:10,659
 needs to go back in the oven

1369
00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:12,070
 at a lot of he bring it to

1370
00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:13,697
 us and they're all in your

1371
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:14,049
 face.

1372
00:34:14,059 --> 00:34:14,779
 The nurse is like, oh, do

1373
00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:15,498
 you think she looks like

1374
00:34:15,509 --> 00:34:16,339
 daddy or mummy?

1375
00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:17,259
 I'm like right now, all I'm

1376
00:34:17,268 --> 00:34:18,697
 getting is Wayne Rooney and

1377
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,320
 it was, it was very emotional.

1378
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:24,449
 So now I, I can watch, I

1379
00:34:24,469 --> 00:34:25,719
 can watch it.

1380
00:34:25,949 --> 00:34:27,870
 So Elsie, Elsie, Elsie, seven

1381
00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:29,668
 weeks old and was Elsie always

1382
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:30,360
 the name you were gonna go

1383
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,360
 for?

1384
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,360
 Uh no, no, to be fair.

1385
00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:32,949
 It was a little bit of a

1386
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:33,458
 battle.

1387
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,360
 There was Elsie

1388
00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:37,310
 Roxy's choice of name.

1389
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,760
 Roxy's choice of name was

1390
00:34:38,770 --> 00:34:40,510
 no, it was also my um choice

1391
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:40,860
 of name.

1392
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,199
 I basically had a month

1393
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,070
 before the baby arrived

1394
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,340
 where there was a lot me

1395
00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:47,129
 trying to spike inappropriate

1396
00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:48,580
 name suggestions of

1397
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:49,659
 Roxy's no good.

1398
00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:51,780
 Uh Well, there was one, this

1399
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,550
 was like a couple of weeks

1400
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,610
 before baby arrived and she

1401
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,270
 came into the bedroom, Roxy

1402
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,699
 and she was like, ok, I was

1403
00:34:57,709 --> 00:34:59,159
 thinking if it's a girl,

1404
00:34:59,169 --> 00:35:00,600
 Phoenix, I was

1405
00:35:00,610 --> 00:35:02,560
 thinking over my dead body

1406
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,719
 and she was like, why Phoenix

1407
00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:05,780
 is, is a cute name.

1408
00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:06,409
 It's a sweet name.

1409
00:35:06,419 --> 00:35:07,560
 I was like, I think Phoenix

1410
00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:08,739
 sounds like a stripper name.

1411
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:10,469
 And she went, how would you

1412
00:35:10,479 --> 00:35:10,860
 know that?

1413
00:35:10,870 --> 00:35:12,270
 I was like, um I don't know,

1414
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,159
 I've never been to a stripper,

1415
00:35:14,469 --> 00:35:15,389
 but we should probably do

1416
00:35:15,399 --> 00:35:16,689
 some due diligence if we're

1417
00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:17,679
 gonna call our child this

1418
00:35:17,689 --> 00:35:18,030
 name.

1419
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:18,969
 So I was like, can we Google

1420
00:35:18,979 --> 00:35:19,229
 it please?

1421
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,090
 She was like, Google what

1422
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:20,570
 I was like, I don't know,

1423
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,530
 type in top 10 stripper

1424
00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,050
 names.

1425
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:24,000
 So then we had this weird

1426
00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:25,340
 moment we were at home, she's

1427
00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:26,560
 got all the baby name books

1428
00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:28,260
 out and I'm on Google typing

1429
00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:29,510
 in top 10 stripper name.

1430
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,949
 There is a website with the

1431
00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:32,439
 top 10 stripper names and

1432
00:35:32,449 --> 00:35:33,540
 to be fair to her, Phoenix

1433
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:34,219
 was not on it.

1434
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,120
 Do you know what number one

1435
00:35:35,129 --> 00:35:35,689
 was?

1436
00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:36,649
 Roxy?

1437
00:35:39,399 --> 00:35:41,050
 That I, I,

1438
00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:45,239
 you don't wanna see, you

1439
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:45,659
 don't wanna see.

1440
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:48,510
 She'll want me to add that.

1441
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,709
 She's, she's called Roxy

1442
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,050
 Cos, her dad named her after

1443
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:52,219
 his favorite song, which

1444
00:35:52,229 --> 00:35:53,010
 is actually quite sweet.

1445
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,449
 She, she also suggested that

1446
00:35:54,459 --> 00:35:55,129
 she was like, we could go

1447
00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:55,540
 that route.

1448
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:56,719
 I was like, we are not calling

1449
00:35:56,729 --> 00:35:58,139
 our kid member number five.

1450
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,929
 Not happening as luck would

1451
00:36:01,939 --> 00:36:02,800
 have it.

1452
00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:04,080
 Uh You know, a new baby at

1453
00:36:04,090 --> 00:36:05,639
 home daddy on

1454
00:36:05,649 --> 00:36:06,219
 tour.

1455
00:36:07,929 --> 00:36:08,179
 Coincidence.

1456
00:36:09,649 --> 00:36:11,050
 Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm

1457
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:11,689
 still on tour.

1458
00:36:11,699 --> 00:36:12,610
 Yeah, this is the sort of

1459
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,899
 the third leg of the tour.

1460
00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:15,580
 I, I did some shows at the

1461
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,260
 beginning of the year and

1462
00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:17,280
 then in the summer and I've

1463
00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:18,770
 extended it and I'm doing

1464
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:19,879
 a couple more shows around

1465
00:36:19,889 --> 00:36:20,969
 the UK and finishing up in

1466
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:21,889
 Wembley in December.

1467
00:36:21,899 --> 00:36:23,199
 I know, settle down as the

1468
00:36:23,209 --> 00:36:23,629
 name of the tour.

1469
00:36:23,679 --> 00:36:25,129
 And you started this tour

1470
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,270
 before Elsie.

1471
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:26,689
 Yes.

1472
00:36:26,699 --> 00:36:28,300
 So has it changed a lot since

1473
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:29,250
 Elsie arrived?

1474
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:30,629
 Uh Yes, there's been a bit

1475
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:32,280
 of a mad kick Bollock scramble

1476
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,486
 to rewrite it and add in

1477
00:36:33,496 --> 00:36:35,325
 some new material about um

1478
00:36:35,335 --> 00:36:36,595
 Elsie's arrival, which I

1479
00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:37,585
 always feel, I always feel

1480
00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:38,756
 a bit guilty about, you know,

1481
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:39,916
 I was doing jokes about her

1482
00:36:39,926 --> 00:36:41,166
 before she'd even arrived

1483
00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:42,355
 and I was like, this poor

1484
00:36:42,365 --> 00:36:43,726
 child isn't, doesn't even

1485
00:36:43,736 --> 00:36:44,486
 exist yet.

1486
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,355
 And I'm already making, uh,

1487
00:36:46,365 --> 00:36:47,476
 you know, punch lines about

1488
00:36:47,486 --> 00:36:48,065
 her in the set.

1489
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,375
 But I guess that's the problem

1490
00:36:49,385 --> 00:36:51,156
 with, uh, you know, having

1491
00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:52,105
 a comedian as a dad.

1492
00:36:52,115 --> 00:36:52,726
 That'll be it.

1493
00:36:52,855 --> 00:36:54,025
 And, uh, we're talking a

1494
00:36:54,035 --> 00:36:55,196
 lot tonight about kind of

1495
00:36:55,206 --> 00:36:56,555
 life advice and things that

1496
00:36:56,822 --> 00:36:58,211
 have you had a lot of advice

1497
00:36:58,221 --> 00:36:59,922
 from parents, the vast

1498
00:36:59,931 --> 00:37:00,781
 majority of parents that

1499
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:01,741
 you ask, I found there's

1500
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,271
 like no middle ground when

1501
00:37:03,281 --> 00:37:04,332
 you're, you know, talking

1502
00:37:04,342 --> 00:37:05,231
 to parents about having kids.

1503
00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:06,231
 Like one end of the spectrum.

1504
00:37:06,241 --> 00:37:07,701
 You have parents that talk

1505
00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:08,632
 to you about like having

1506
00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:10,031
 a child with this like demented

1507
00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:11,031
 enthusiasm.

1508
00:37:11,142 --> 00:37:12,332
 You're like, oh the miracle

1509
00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:13,412
 of childbirth, like they're

1510
00:37:13,422 --> 00:37:14,332
 the only people to have ever

1511
00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:14,781
 done it.

1512
00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:15,632
 You know, you've got to get

1513
00:37:15,642 --> 00:37:16,481
 one, it's gonna change your

1514
00:37:16,491 --> 00:37:16,961
 life.

1515
00:37:17,352 --> 00:37:18,302
 I always say that like people

1516
00:37:18,312 --> 00:37:19,582
 with air fryers

1517
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:23,290
 and then you've got that

1518
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:24,340
 end of the spectrum and then

1519
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:25,570
 in the other end of the spectrum,

1520
00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:26,560
 you've got those parents

1521
00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:27,120
 that talk to you.

1522
00:37:27,129 --> 00:37:28,639
 Like they're like Vietnam

1523
00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,439
 war veterans and they're

1524
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,030
 like 1000 yard stare and

1525
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,169
 they're covered in baby sitting

1526
00:37:33,179 --> 00:37:34,780
 and I don't do it, man.

1527
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,840
 And I had one of them.

1528
00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:37,820
 I had one of the, like the,

1529
00:37:37,830 --> 00:37:39,189
 the non vet parents at a

1530
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:39,780
 wedding.

1531
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,090
 I was sat next to her at

1532
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,000
 a wedding and she was she

1533
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,649
 was quite drunk and she just

1534
00:37:43,659 --> 00:37:44,939
 launched into me with a load

1535
00:37:44,949 --> 00:37:46,489
 of like uninvited life advice.

1536
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,300
 She was like, you need to

1537
00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:48,540
 make the most of your life

1538
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,379
 while you can cos I'm gonna

1539
00:37:49,389 --> 00:37:50,399
 tell you what's gonna happen.

1540
00:37:50,409 --> 00:37:52,100
 Jack is you gonna get married

1541
00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:53,469
 and then you're gonna have

1542
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,300
 a baby and your

1543
00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:57,100
 life is gonna be

1544
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,060
 over.

1545
00:37:58,889 --> 00:37:59,709
 I was like, thanks for the

1546
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:00,620
 pep talk mum.

1547
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:00,860
 Bye.

1548
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,610
 Just gonna go to the dance

1549
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,310
 floor now and give you a

1550
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,719
 little bit of time to yourself.

1551
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,040
 Uh Very greatly, Jack, we've

1552
00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:09,760
 got to mention uh bad education

1553
00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:11,250
 Christmas special uh Leighton

1554
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,419
 Williams was here last week.

1555
00:38:13,189 --> 00:38:14,270
 How talented is he?

1556
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,439
 So this is full musical,

1557
00:38:15,449 --> 00:38:17,100
 all singing, all dancing.

1558
00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,590
 Uh Christmas special.

1559
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,469
 Leighton is very much the

1560
00:38:19,479 --> 00:38:20,040
 star of the show.

1561
00:38:20,129 --> 00:38:21,179
 I don't know why I'm in the

1562
00:38:21,189 --> 00:38:21,850
 middle of the picture.

1563
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,340
 I have a fleeting cameo.

1564
00:38:23,489 --> 00:38:24,370
 Yeah, that's coming out on

1565
00:38:24,379 --> 00:38:25,350
 the BBC at Christmas.

1566
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,750
 And you've just started filming

1567
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,679
 a new documentary,

1568
00:38:27,689 --> 00:38:29,110
 Fatherhood,

1569
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,530
 Fatherhood with my father,

1570
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,030
 my father.

1571
00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:33,860
 Oh, I thought I was fatherhood

1572
00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:35,030
 with my father flogging the

1573
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,030
 dead horse with my father.

1574
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,260
 No.

1575
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:36,959
 Uh The uh

1576
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:40,239
 yes, I'm doing a documentary

1577
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,300
 about fatherhood.

1578
00:38:41,399 --> 00:38:43,280
 Um And yes, and who's

1579
00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:43,790
 that for?

1580
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,639
 That's for Netflix.

1581
00:38:44,649 --> 00:38:45,790
 So I'm doing four episodes

1582
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,729
 for Netflix and it's a sort

1583
00:38:46,739 --> 00:38:48,149
 of documentary where I discover

1584
00:38:48,330 --> 00:38:49,719
 um you know, everything there

1585
00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:51,429
 is to know about parenting

1586
00:38:51,439 --> 00:38:52,189
 and being a father.

1587
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:53,590
 What is the main thing that

1588
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,290
 you've learned since you

1589
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,419
 have a child now?

1590
00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:57,949
 Oh, no, I, I, well, I, I

1591
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,070
 don't, I'm at the beginning

1592
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,830
 of this journey.

1593
00:38:59,919 --> 00:39:01,030
 Can I throw it back to you?

1594
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,989
 What advice would you give

1595
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,310
 me?

1596
00:39:03,389 --> 00:39:04,909
 Put that, cook it down?

1597
00:39:06,229 --> 00:39:06,260
 Ok.

1598
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,610
 I, I think that the, the

1599
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,719
 important thing,

1600
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:17,689
 my wife and I, we kind of

1601
00:39:17,699 --> 00:39:19,449
 split up the responsibilities.

1602
00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:20,820
 She was in charge of

1603
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,610
 education and of

1604
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,229
 making them really good human

1605
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:24,810
 beings.

1606
00:39:25,219 --> 00:39:27,159
 And, uh, I'll

1607
00:39:27,169 --> 00:39:28,429
 let my girlfriend take that

1608
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,280
 one, but I was in charge

1609
00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:31,090
 of the discipline.

1610
00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:33,320
 And, uh, so I made the kids

1611
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:34,280
 to, you know, I taught them

1612
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,270
 how to turn off the lights

1613
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,250
 when they leave the room.

1614
00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:38,330
 Uh, not to waste water because,

1615
00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,110
 you know, we have droughts

1616
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,020
 in California, um, how to

1617
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:42,510
 wash their own clothes.

1618
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,489
 By the time they were like

1619
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,850
 56 years old, they had to

1620
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,199
 wash their own clothes and

1621
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,409
 their bed sheets and make

1622
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,159
 their, make their own beds.

1623
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:49,189
 Yeah.

1624
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:50,060
 Absolutely.

1625
00:39:50,219 --> 00:39:51,439
 And, uh, so I taught them

1626
00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:52,290
 how to do that.

1627
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,879
 Uh, my wife did not know

1628
00:39:53,889 --> 00:39:54,810
 how to do that but I mean,

1629
00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:55,550
 it doesn't matter,

1630
00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:58,879
 I know how to do that.

1631
00:39:58,889 --> 00:40:00,149
 And, and because I lived

1632
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:01,949
 long enough by myself, it's,

1633
00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:03,429
 I always wash my own clothes.

1634
00:40:03,439 --> 00:40:04,780
 I also learned in the military,

1635
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:06,290
 how to iron out to so on

1636
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,080
 buttons and how to sew things

1637
00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:08,949
 and stuff like that.

1638
00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:10,469
 So I kind of

1639
00:40:10,479 --> 00:40:12,149
 used all of that

1640
00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:13,840
 and when we went skiing,

1641
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,879
 um, you know, my, my, my

1642
00:40:15,889 --> 00:40:17,469
 kids started crying after

1643
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,489
 one round and they said,

1644
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,949
 can we get hot chocolate

1645
00:40:20,129 --> 00:40:21,020
 and it'll be a cold?

1646
00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,149
 And I said, there will be

1647
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:22,979
 no hot chocolate.

1648
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,110
 I said we're gonna do four

1649
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,030
 runs and then after four

1650
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,429
 runs, there will be hot chocolate.

1651
00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:30,830
 So we were out there for

1652
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,840
 an hour and a half, we were

1653
00:40:31,850 --> 00:40:33,389
 skiing and then we were go

1654
00:40:33,399 --> 00:40:34,590
 getting the hot chocolate

1655
00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:35,590
 and they were crying.

1656
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,030
 It was.

1657
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,350
 But the interesting thing,

1658
00:40:41,469 --> 00:40:42,709
 the interesting thing about

1659
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,520
 it is that the day my

1660
00:40:44,530 --> 00:40:45,850
 kids, even though they were

1661
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,489
 crying, then the day they

1662
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,020
 come to me every single

1663
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,379
 winter when we go

1664
00:40:50,389 --> 00:40:51,800
 skiing and they go skiing

1665
00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:52,879
 with their friends, they

1666
00:40:52,889 --> 00:40:53,870
 come to me and say thanks

1667
00:40:53,879 --> 00:40:55,209
 very much dad for making

1668
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,135
 us ski hard because we are

1669
00:40:57,145 --> 00:40:58,314
 skiing much better than any

1670
00:40:58,324 --> 00:40:59,094
 of our friends.

1671
00:40:59,104 --> 00:41:00,495
 We can ski anything.

1672
00:41:00,504 --> 00:41:02,215
 We love that you did that.

1673
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:03,274
 Thank you very much.

1674
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,774
 And they are doing now, Catherine

1675
00:41:04,784 --> 00:41:06,064
 has a daughter that is three

1676
00:41:06,074 --> 00:41:07,675
 years old and she is already

1677
00:41:07,685 --> 00:41:09,445
 making her ski and she says

1678
00:41:09,455 --> 00:41:10,475
 to her, there will be no

1679
00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:11,094
 hot chocolate.

1680
00:41:16,979 --> 00:41:18,909
 Well, ok, it is

1681
00:41:18,919 --> 00:41:20,260
 time for music.

1682
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,770
 This Birmingham Bread

1683
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:22,540
 Band.

1684
00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:24,500
 Yes, have sold over

1685
00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:25,879
 100 million records.

1686
00:41:25,889 --> 00:41:27,300
 And last year we were inducted

1687
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,260
 into the rock and roll Hall

1688
00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:30,439
 of Fame here

1689
00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:32,010
 performing Black

1690
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,679
 Moonlight from their

1691
00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:34,510
 latest album.

1692
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,439
 It is Duran.

1693
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:35,669
 Duran.

1694
00:44:54,229 --> 00:44:54,919
 Thank you,

1695
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,459
 Nick and Simon.

1696
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,469
 There you go.

1697
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:11,560
 Great.

1698
00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:14,120
 Thank you so much work and

1699
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:14,409
 Speed.

1700
00:45:14,729 --> 00:45:16,679
 This is Jack Judy.

1701
00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:22,780
 Hey, Judy Arney.

1702
00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:24,199
 Here we go.

1703
00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:25,239
 Ok.

1704
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,139
 Uh Thank you so much for

1705
00:45:27,149 --> 00:45:27,750
 that.

1706
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,800
 Uh A lot of love for Duran

1707
00:45:28,879 --> 00:45:29,629
 Duran in the room.

1708
00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:35,270
 Ok.

1709
00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:39,110
 That the new album

1710
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:41,310
 Dance Macabre and now

1711
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,419
 other bands have brought

1712
00:45:42,429 --> 00:45:43,590
 out Christmas albums.

1713
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,179
 Is this the first ever Halloween

1714
00:45:45,189 --> 00:45:45,699
 album?

1715
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:46,929
 I think it is.

1716
00:45:46,939 --> 00:45:48,739
 It must be, I think it is.

1717
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,879
 So why a Halloween album?

1718
00:45:50,889 --> 00:45:51,659
 What was the idea?

1719
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:52,870
 It's Nick, it was Nick's

1720
00:45:52,879 --> 00:45:54,500
 baby, his second

1721
00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:55,189
 child.

1722
00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:57,120
 We, we were, we actually

1723
00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,659
 played a show in Las

1724
00:45:58,669 --> 00:46:00,479
 Vegas, Las Vegas on Halloween

1725
00:46:00,489 --> 00:46:01,729
 was just too irresistible.

1726
00:46:01,979 --> 00:46:03,909
 And we thought, well, let's

1727
00:46:03,919 --> 00:46:04,550
 theme it.

1728
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:06,419
 So we did some songs that

1729
00:46:06,429 --> 00:46:08,060
 were, you know, roughly Halloween

1730
00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:09,260
 things, simple things like

1731
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:10,260
 psycho killer

1732
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:11,389
 spellbound

1733
00:46:11,729 --> 00:46:13,489
 and um and they turned out

1734
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,540
 really well in the show.

1735
00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:15,649
 So we said, let's go in the

1736
00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:16,820
 studio, let's just make the

1737
00:46:16,830 --> 00:46:18,689
 record, uh you know,

1738
00:46:18,699 --> 00:46:19,770
 make a proper record instead

1739
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:20,520
 of a live one.

1740
00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:21,479
 And I think we've got a picture.

1741
00:46:21,489 --> 00:46:22,510
 Is this the night you did

1742
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,030
 the show?

1743
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:23,350
 That's

1744
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,429
 looking good.

1745
00:46:30,209 --> 00:46:32,090
 Um Is Halloween like big

1746
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,129
 in your lives anyway?

1747
00:46:33,139 --> 00:46:33,659
 Or is this?

1748
00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:34,780
 Obviously it's for unit.

1749
00:46:34,790 --> 00:46:36,020
 It's always a bit of a blot

1750
00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:37,659
 on my birthday week.

1751
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:38,750
 Of course, it's, it's Simon

1752
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:40,100
 Dean's birthday, everybody.

1753
00:46:41,979 --> 00:46:43,560
 He's got the queue.

1754
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,699
 It, it's my, it's my birthday

1755
00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:47,959
 and it's also my father's

1756
00:46:47,969 --> 00:46:48,750
 birthday today.

1757
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,620
 So honestly, happy birthday,

1758
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,540
 John Lebon, dad,

1759
00:46:53,439 --> 00:46:55,189
 John Labon, John Lebron.

1760
00:46:55,199 --> 00:46:56,139
 That's a great day.

1761
00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:57,719
 Mum, dad is the kids know

1762
00:46:57,729 --> 00:46:59,469
 him and, uh, and Halloween,

1763
00:46:59,479 --> 00:47:00,750
 Halloween is a big, I mean,

1764
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,520
 it's a big deal here, but

1765
00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:02,949
 in America it's a big deal.

1766
00:47:02,959 --> 00:47:04,250
 Do you do a lot of Halloween

1767
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:04,600
 Arnold?

1768
00:47:04,699 --> 00:47:05,280
 Huge?

1769
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:07,139
 Believe me that I used to

1770
00:47:07,149 --> 00:47:08,399
 go with my kids from house

1771
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,830
 to house trick or treating.

1772
00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:12,000
 And it's really, it's

1773
00:47:12,010 --> 00:47:13,399
 really a huge thing.

1774
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,050
 The kids love getting dressed

1775
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:17,050
 up and everyone gets dressed

1776
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:17,500
 up.

1777
00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:19,060
 They have Halloween parties

1778
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,209
 where everyone comes dressed

1779
00:47:20,219 --> 00:47:20,830
 up and stuff.

1780
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,040
 So it's really a big, big

1781
00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:22,840
 deal down there.

1782
00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:24,050
 And if people come trick

1783
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:25,310
 or treating to Dame Judy

1784
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,000
 Den's house, do they get

1785
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:27,719
 something?

1786
00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:29,659
 I get a fright.

1787
00:47:33,159 --> 00:47:33,639
 No.

1788
00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,510
 Uh No, so don't.

1789
00:47:36,530 --> 00:47:38,050
 I mean that's what Judy go,

1790
00:47:38,209 --> 00:47:40,010
 don't, I'm going to dress

1791
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,219
 up as Arnold this year.

1792
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,479
 Elsie's first ever Halloween

1793
00:47:43,489 --> 00:47:45,219
 me as the Terminator put

1794
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,449
 down the hot chocolate.

1795
00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:51,750
 I think I see some they should

1796
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,229
 have Children flying down

1797
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,020
 a mountain going.

1798
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,429
 That's exactly right.

1799
00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:00,179
 Uh Duran, Duran.

1800
00:48:00,189 --> 00:48:01,239
 Uh Thank you so much for

1801
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:02,330
 coming in to do that performance.

1802
00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:03,350
 It was fantastic.

1803
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,169
 Uh Dan Sharp is the name

1804
00:48:05,179 --> 00:48:06,709
 of the album and Happy Birthday

1805
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:07,060
 Simon

1806
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:10,679
 like thank

1807
00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:11,340
 you

1808
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,739
 in for tonight.

1809
00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,620
 No time for red chairs.

1810
00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:17,709
 Please say a huge thank you

1811
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:18,729
 to all of our guests tonight

1812
00:48:18,739 --> 00:48:18,989
 to Du

1813
00:48:35,139 --> 00:48:36,739
 Intrigue with pop sensation

1814
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,719
 C ma actor Greta Lee,

1815
00:48:38,729 --> 00:48:40,439
 music legend boy George

1816
00:48:40,449 --> 00:48:42,320
 succession star Sarah Snook

1817
00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:43,830
 and the one and only Miriam

1818
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,510
 Margulies.

1819
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,129
 If you're suffering distress

1820
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,989
 or despair and need support

1821
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,399
 including urgent support.

1822
00:48:56,409 --> 00:48:57,949
 A list of organizations that

1823
00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:59,300
 can help is available at

1824
00:48:59,310 --> 00:49:01,169
 the BBC action line website

1825
00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:02,689
 or you can call for free

1826
00:49:02,699 --> 00:49:03,989
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1827
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,489
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1828
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