1 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,661 ( dramatic score playing ) 2 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,233 Man: TIME TRAVEL... 3 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,903 WILL TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO SPAGHETTI IF YOU LET IT. 4 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,173 BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 5 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,276 BEST JUST TO GET ON WITH THE JOB IN HAND, 6 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,944 WHICH IS DESTROYING THE ENEMY BEFORE THEY'RE EVEN BORN 7 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:53,046 AND HAVE A CHANCE TO THREATEN US. 8 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,049 WE'RE EXPECTING ANY RESISTANCE TO BE LIGHT 9 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,720 AS THE ANCESTORS OF OUR ENEMIES HAVE YET TO EVOLVE ANY THUMBS... 10 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:02,690 OR INDEED SPINES. 11 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,793 BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THEY MAY ONE DAY EVOLVE 12 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,396 INTO A SPECIES THAT MAY POSE A THREAT TO US. 13 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:12,300 AND FOR THAT REASON WE ARE GONNA RAIN DOWN A FIERY DEATH UPON THEM 14 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:16,103 THAT WILL TURN THE SURFACE OF THEIR PLANET INTO A RADIOACTIVE DESERT! 15 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,772 BECAUSE WE ARE THE PLANETARY PEACE CORPS, 16 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,474 AND THAT IS WHAT WE DO! 17 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,244 - ( beeping ) - NOW... 18 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:26,079 ARE YOU NAPPY-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS READY 19 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:29,983 TO LOCK 'N' LOAD AND GET IT ON?! 20 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,486 ( kids crying ) 21 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,892 NO NO NO NO, SHH. 22 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:42,630 LOOK, IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL GUN! OOH OOH. 23 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,633 - ( alarm blaring ) - OOH. LOOK AT ALL THE LIGHTS! 24 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,169 ( kids screaming ) 25 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,772 SHUT UP! 26 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,841 SHUT UP! 27 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,620 ( screaming continues ) 28 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:28,175 ( ripping ) 29 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,197 ( screaming continues ) 30 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,423 ( children screaming excitedly ) 31 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,891 Man over P.A.: Due to technical difficulties, 32 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,695 Star Ride is closed until further notice. 33 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,433 Due to technical difficulties, 34 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:29,537 Star Ride is closed until further notice. 35 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,874 TWO FOR ONE AT DINOBURGER. 36 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,544 TWO FOR ONE AT DINOBURGER. 37 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:39,279 IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. WHY WOULD WE DO THIS? 38 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,782 TOBY, DON'T START. 39 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,618 BYE, LOVE. ALL RIGHT, LOVE, TWO FOR ONE AT DINOBURGER. 40 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:47,688 WE'RE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO EAT DINOSAURS-- TO EAT US, YOU KNOW? 41 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,122 WHY DO WE DO THAT? 42 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:50,991 WE'RE NOT REAL DINOSAURS. 43 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,260 WE SHOULD BE DRESSED AS CAVEMEN. 44 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,162 TOBE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS? 45 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,630 YOU WERE THE SAME ON THE BLOODY GHOST TRAIN. 46 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:59,199 THAT WASN'T LOGICAL EITHER. EVERYONE KNOWS 47 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,301 WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES ARE NATURAL ENEMIES. 48 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:04,872 THERE IS NO WAY THEY WOULD TEAM UP TO ATTACK A TRAIN. 49 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,074 - TOBY, STOP THINKING... - YEAH-- 50 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,876 ...AND TALKING. 51 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,811 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, ACTUALLY. 52 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,413 WE CAN'T THINK THAT MUCH 53 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,748 BECAUSE A DINOSAUR'S BRAIN IS ONLY THE SIZE OF A WALNUT. 54 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,117 AS FAR AS TALKING GOES, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST LIKE-- 55 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,987 ( growling ) 56 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,094 TOBE, TOBE, TOBE, STOP IT. 57 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,097 YOU WANNA BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET LOST IN THE ROLE. 58 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,800 I HEARD OF THIS ONE GUY OVER ON THE STAR RIDE 59 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,735 ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A SPACE RANGER-- 60 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,405 TRAUMATIZED A LOAD OF KIDS. THEY SACKED HIM. 61 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,306 OH, HELLO, RAY. 62 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,709 DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 63 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,944 PETE, TOBE. 64 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,913 - IT WAS A CRAPPY JOB, ANYWAY. - YEAH. 65 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,248 - Boy: LOSER. - SAYS THE MAN DRESSED AS A DINOSAUR. 66 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,851 ( growls ) 67 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,854 ( pop music playing on radio ) 68 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,990 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 69 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,693 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS THINKING ABOUT MAYBE MOVING BACK HOME, 70 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,862 TAKING THAT JOB AT MY UNCLE'S PLACE. 71 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,932 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT? WE CAN GET YOU ANOTHER JOB HERE. 72 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,235 - WHERE? - BARRY BURP'S BUBBLE RIDE. 73 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,471 GET YOU A JOB THERE EASY. HIGH TURNOVER 74 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,474 - 'CAUSE OF THE CHLORINE IN THE EYES. - MMM, IT IS TEMPTING, 75 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,143 BUT THERE SHOULD BE MORE TO LIFE THAN DRESSING UP AS A BUBBLE. 76 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,949 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET REAL. 77 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,084 SO... 78 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,688 IN AN IDEAL WORLD WHAT WOULD BE YOUR PERFECT JOB? 79 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,156 I DON'T KNOW-- COMICS SHOP? 80 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,692 OH, COME ON. THINK BIGGER. 81 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,127 ASTRONAUT. 82 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,664 YEAH, COOL, 83 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,899 BUT I MEAN YOUR ABSOLUTE DREAM JOB. 84 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,669 I MEAN, IF THERE WAS NO LIMIT AT ALL. 85 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,336 NO LIMITS? 86 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,640 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS. IT'S GOTTA BE TIME LORD. 87 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:51,044 OH, COME TO DADDY. OOH, WHAT'S THAT, 88 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,246 FOUR MINUTES, 32? 89 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,149 - THAT'S BOLLOCKS. YOU LED HIM ON. - WHAT'S THIS? 90 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,318 IT WAS A BET. HE RECKONED YOU WERE GONNA MENTION TIME TRAVEL 91 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,188 - IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES. - YOU'RE MAKING BETS ON ME?! 92 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,524 THE DAY I GET FIRED YOU'RE MAKING BETS ON ME! 93 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,259 HE DID. I DIDN'T WANT TO. 94 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,928 I DO TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS, YOU KNOW? 95 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,197 WHAT? LIKE SCI-FI? 96 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,299 AHEM. HOW MANY TIMES? 97 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,067 IT'S NOT SCI-FI, PETE. 98 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:17,037 IT'S SCIENCE FICTION, OR S.F., 99 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,540 WHICH CAN ALSO STAND FOR SPECULATIVE FICTION. 100 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,610 JESUS. YOU WONDER WHY YOU CAN'T GET LAID. 101 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,645 I CAN. 102 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,647 I DO. 103 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,517 SOME GIRLS ARE INTO SCIENCE FICTION. 104 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,685 YEAH, YOU SEE, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, RAY. 105 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,387 YOUR IDEAL GIRL IS YOU... 106 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,625 - WITH TITS. - ( both laughing ) 107 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,328 IN FACT, YOUR IDEAL GIRL IS HIM... 108 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:44,431 - WITH TITS. - I OBJECT TO THAT. 109 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,235 - Ray: NOW THAT WAS A SHIT FILM. - Toby: YEAH. 110 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,437 Ray: SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A LETTER AND COMPLAIN, EH? 111 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,173 "DEAR HOLLYWOOD, YOU'RE SHIT." 112 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,009 I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO MAKE A FILM THAT DOESN'T SUCK? 113 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,745 I'VE GOT MILLIONS OF GREAT IDEAS. 114 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,880 - LIKE WHAT? - WHAT? 115 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,115 OH, COME ON, I WANNA HEAR ONE OF YOUR GREAT IDEAS. 116 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,184 OKAY. 117 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,122 RIGHT. 118 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,992 PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. 119 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,461 "NINJA YODELER." 120 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,798 ARE YOU JUST LIKE SAYING RANDOM WORDS, TOBE? 121 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,602 NO-- YODELER BY DAY, NINJA BY NIGHT, YOU SEE? 122 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,572 OH, YEAH, BECAUSE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WOULD BE REALLY STUPOUS. 123 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,306 STUPID. 124 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,176 NO, YOU'VE GOT NINJAS WHO ARE REALLY QUIET, YEAH? 125 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,813 YODELERS-- REALLY LOUD! THERE'S THE CONFLICT FOR THE CHARACTER-- 126 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,882 TORN BETWEEN TWO ROLES. 127 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,517 HE'S REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. 128 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,621 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COOL. YOU KNOW THE WAY THAT SOMETIMES YOU COME UP 129 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,690 WITH A REALLY SHIT IDEA, LIKE, ON PURPOSE, 130 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,926 - TO TRY AND TEST US OUT? - YEAH? 131 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,428 IS THIS ONE? 132 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,964 YEAH, YOU GOT ME. 133 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,100 ( Ray laughs ) 134 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,668 - NEARLY HAD YOU, THOUGH. - HAD HIM. 135 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,204 YEAH. "NINJA YODELER"? 136 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,839 "NINJA YODELER." ( laughs ) 137 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,808 HOW'S YOUR REAL SCRIPT GOING? 138 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,676 UH, I'M DOING MOST OF THE WORK UP HERE, REALLY. 139 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,712 BESIDES, EVERY WRITER NEEDS TO GET OUT 140 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,479 IN THE REAL WORLD, 141 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,449 HAVE SOME EXPERIENCES-- FRESH ONES-- TO ENRICH HIS WORK. 142 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,118 REALLY? 143 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:15,122 I THOUGHT A WRITER NEEDED TO STAY IN AND WRITE. 144 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,659 YEAH, IT'S THE ETERNAL ENIGMA OF CREATIVITY. 145 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,794 WE SHOULD DISCUSS IT IN THE PUB. 146 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:24,431 - GIVE ME THAT. - OI! OH, YOU THIEVING GIT! 147 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,066 I SAID THAT! 148 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,735 COME ON, ALL GREAT WRITERS STEAL. 149 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,369 OH, RAY SAID THAT! 150 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,039 GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE ME MY BOOK. 151 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,074 COME ON. 152 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,276 ( sighs ) 153 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,946 YOU'LL SEE. ONE DAY, I'LL BE FAMOUS 154 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,181 AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY. 155 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,753 - ( pop rock music playing ) - Toby: "DEAR HOLLYWOOD, 156 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:49,022 PLEASE STOP MAKING SO MANY CRAPPY MOVIES. 157 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,125 HERE ARE A FEW TIPS TO HELP YOU OUT: 158 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,828 ONE, STORY IS KING-- 159 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,130 ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE." 160 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,299 THIS IS EATING INTO OUR DRINKING TIME. 161 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,602 OKAY. "REMAKES: JUDE LAW... 162 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,839 ( mimics trumpet ) ...HAN SHOT FIRST, 163 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:09,242 MORE 'FIREFLY' AND/OR 'SERENITY.' 164 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,844 THE END." 165 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,180 WELL, THAT'S HOLLYWOOD SORTED. 166 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,615 SHALL WE MOVE ON TO THE MIDDLE EAST? 167 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,051 - THE PEN'S RUNNING OUT. - OH. ALWAYS THE WAY. 168 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,453 - ( coughs ) NERDS. - HEY. 169 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,522 DIDN'T WE ALL AGREE TO STOP USING THE N-WORD? 170 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,624 - DIDN'T WE? - I DON'T REMEMBER. 171 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,094 "NERD" IS THE WORD THEY USE TO KEEP US DOWN. 172 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,963 YOU SHOULD USE THE TERM... 173 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,632 - "IMAGINEER." - YEAH. 174 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,367 ( laughs ) 175 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,105 THAT'S THE NERDIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 176 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,807 YOU ARE JUST THREATENED. 177 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,776 YOU'RE THREATENED BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR WORLD. 178 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,178 WHAT'S THERE TO UNDERSTAND? I SAW ONE "STAR TREK" FILM. 179 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,281 - I HATED IT AND NEVER LOOKED BACK. - REALLY? WHICH ONE? 180 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,250 THE FIRST ONE WITH THE BIG GOLD ROBOT 181 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,853 AND THE LITTLE FAT MAILER. 182 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,956 YOU MEAN "STAR WARS," DON'T YOU? 183 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,325 DO I? AREN'T THEY THE SAME THING? 184 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,228 NO. NO, THEY'RE NOT. 185 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,430 - HE KNOWS. - Pete: HOW WOULD I KNOW? 186 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,398 I'M NOT A NERD 187 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,434 OR EVEN AN IMAGINEER. 188 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,503 - BETTER. - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY. 189 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,605 - WHOSE ROUND IS IT? - ( hisses ) 190 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,242 - NUH-UH. - I GOT THE LAST ROUND. 191 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,609 YEAH, I GOT THE BISCUITS FROM THE GARAGE. 192 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,245 I PAID FOR YOU TO GET INTO SCANDALS THAT TIME. 193 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,713 Toby: I PAID FOR THE CLOAKROOM. 194 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,548 I BOUGHT TEA BAGS AROUND WHEN YOU RAN OUT. 195 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,650 I LENT YOU MY COAT. 196 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,953 THE SNUG'S LESS BUSY. 197 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,155 Toby: CAN YOU GET ME SOME CRISPS? 198 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,458 THANKS. 199 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,266 HE COULD BE WEARING STEALTH LEDERHOSEN. 200 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,234 JESUS, YOU TOOK YOUR TIME. 201 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,003 - YES, I DID. - I'LL GET THE NEXT ROUND. 202 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,338 WELL DONE, I WAS IMPRESSED. 203 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,276 - WHAT? - IT'S A LOT OF EFFORT TO GO TO. 204 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,011 I MEAN, I'M UH-- 205 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,814 - I'M RATHER TOUCHED. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 206 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,549 CASSIE... NEXT DOOR-- 207 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,986 SHE FED ME HER LITTLE STORY. 208 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,054 - CASSIE? - THE GIRL IN THE SNUG. 209 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:05,092 COME ON, GUYS-- FIT, FUNNY, DODGY AMERICAN ACCENT. 210 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,327 - YOU SET IT UP. - JUST NOW? 211 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,229 YEAH. 212 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,664 LOOK, WHATEVER. I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU, 213 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,534 'CAUSE I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN WITH A LITTLE CHANCE THERE. 214 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,369 OOH, I COULD SEE WHY YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE A WIND-UP. 215 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,306 - YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT HAPPENED OR NOT? - ABSOLUTELY. 216 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,208 GO ON, MAKE HER DOUBLE-JOINTED. 217 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,077 Toby: IGNORE HIM. COME ON, I WANNA HEAR IT. 218 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,312 OKAY. 219 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,115 ( disco music playing ) 220 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,586 Cassie: HELLO, RAY. 221 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,755 - HELLO. - HI. 222 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,758 I-- I'M SORRY. DO I KNOW YOU? 223 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,693 I'M CASSIE. 224 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,595 - OOH. - YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 225 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,698 BUT I KNOW YOU VERY WELL-- AT LEAST, UH, 226 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,835 I FEEL LIKE I DO. ( chuckles ) 227 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,403 I'VE READ ALL ABOUT YOU. 228 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,739 - ALL ABOUT ME? - YEAH. 229 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,309 I GUESS FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE THOSE BOOKS HAVEN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET, 230 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,046 - BUT, UH-- - HAVEN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET, 231 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,914 LIKE FROM THE FUTURE? 232 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,282 EXACTLY. 233 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,386 AH. 234 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,222 AH, I SEE. YOU'RE A TIME TRAVELER. 235 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,557 BINGO. YES! 236 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,726 I DIDN'T SAY I BELIEVED HER. 237 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,429 - YOU HAVE INVENTED A GIRLFRIEND, HAVEN'T YOU? - I HAVE NOT. 238 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,032 TIME-TRAVELING HOTTIE VISITS TIME-TRAVEL FAN. 239 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,567 IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 240 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,035 HOW FAR BACK IN TIME HAVE YOU COME? 241 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,037 150 YEARS. 242 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,039 AND WHERE IS YOUR, UH-- WHERE'S YOUR TIME MACHINE? 243 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,407 INSIDE ME. 244 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,442 OH! THAT'S HANDY. 245 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,880 IS IT LIKE, UH, A LITTLE PILL? 246 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,548 UH, NO. IT'S BEEN HARDWIRED INTO MY BONES, 247 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,951 WHICH HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH A POLYMER COMPOSITE. 248 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,954 SO IT'S FLEXIBLE, BUT VERY STANDARD-ISSUE. 249 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,422 ARE YOU A... 250 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,558 ( high-pitched ) SPACE LADY? HELLO. 251 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,061 NANOO. PHONE HOME. 252 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:51,731 NO. NO, I REPAIR TIME LEAKS. 253 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,401 - SOUNDS EXCITING. - ( laughs ) NO. 254 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,603 NO, IT'S NOT, REALLY. 255 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,271 IT'S QUITE DULL. 256 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,173 THIS IS THE ONLY PERK OF THE JOB. 257 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,574 WHAT IS? 258 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,011 MEETING FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM HISTORY. 259 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,013 ME? 260 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,348 I'VE READ THAT YOU'D BE IN HERE ON THIS DAY, 261 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,017 AND, OH... ( laughs ) 262 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,686 I JUST COULDN'T PASS UP A CHANCE OF MEETING RAY THE GREAT. 263 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,923 IT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 264 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,258 - "RAY THE GREAT." - ( laughing ) 265 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,526 SHUT UP. 266 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,630 SO WHAT OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKE ME... 267 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,498 HAVE YOU MET? HAVE YOU MET EINSTEIN? 268 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,201 OR ELVIS? HAVE YOU MET ELVIS? 269 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,271 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? YOU SHOULD GO BACK AND KILL HITLER. 270 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,540 - THAT'S A CLASSIC. - THAT'S ALSO A TIME CRIME. 271 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,608 YOU'RE NO FUN. 272 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,312 YEAH, WE CALL IT EDITING-- TRYING TO ERASE PEOPLE FROM HISTORY. 273 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,381 - LIKE HITLER. - YEAH, LIKE HITLER, 274 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,618 BUT A LOT OF THE TIME IT'S MORE OF A PERSONAL TASTE THING. 275 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,121 LIKE... PARIS HILTON. 276 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,557 - WHO? - BRILLIANT. 277 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,259 OH. WELL, UM... 278 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,661 YEAH, THEY TRY TO ERASE THEM FROM HISTORY 279 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,564 JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE THEM OR THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR SONGS 280 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,232 OR THEIR FILMS OR WHATEVER. 281 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,069 THEY ARE TOTALLY PSYCHOTIC, RAY. 282 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,972 THERE'S EVEN ONE BUNCH OF EDITORS WHO WILL TRY TO KILL ARTISTS 283 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,175 - IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEIR GREATEST WORKS. - I DON'T GET IT. 284 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,944 WELL, IT'S TO AVOID A DECLINE IN QUALITY. 285 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,347 IT'D BE LIKE KILLING, SAY... 286 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,883 KEVIN COSTNER RIGHT AFTER "DANCES WITH WOLVES." 287 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,352 - YOU COULD DO MORRISSEY-- - AFTER THE SMITHS? 288 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,921 NO, JUST GENERALLY. 289 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,523 GEORGE LUCAS AFTER "JEDI." 290 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,258 OH, "EMPIRE" SURELY. 291 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,394 NUH-UH, YOU'D MISS THE EWOK BATTLE. 292 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,563 - WHO CARES? - I CARE. 293 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,233 Ray: LET'S SEE HOW GOOD YOUR RESEARCH REALLY IS. 294 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,602 WHAT IS-- AHEM-- 295 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,837 THE GRANDFATHER PARADOX? 296 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,772 I-- ( laughs ) 297 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,774 I'VE GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU, RAY. 298 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,377 I DIDN'T EXACTLY FINISH THE MANUAL. 299 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,215 IT WAS LIKE A BRICK. I'M MORE OF A QUICK-START- PAMPHLET KIND OF GIRL. 300 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,784 YES, SURE. I MEAN, HEY, WHO'S GOT THE TIME? 301 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,786 IT'S ONLY HISTORY WE'RE MESSING WITH. 302 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,822 LOOK, I'M NOT TOTALLY STUPID. 303 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,226 I MEAN, I CAN SAFELY TALK TO YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS 304 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,128 THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TIME TRAVEL. 305 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,430 - SO? - SO... 306 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,565 NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THIS. 307 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,901 VERY CLEVER, RAY. DOUBLE BLUFF. 308 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,405 - I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - WHAT ABOUT CHAOS THEORY? 309 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,207 YOU DO KNOW ABOUT CHAOS THEORY, RIGHT? 310 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,409 ( chuckles ) YES, OF COURSE! 311 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,278 CHAOS THEORY IS THE IDEA 312 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,115 THAT ALL ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. 313 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,753 WHEN YOU TAKE THAT QUANTUMLY-- 314 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,855 OKAY, UM, 315 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,358 A BIT OF ADVICE: WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF, 316 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,261 IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO SPEAK WITH A BIT MORE CONFIDENCE ABOUT IT. 317 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,296 OKAY. WELL, I WILL. 318 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,465 I'LL BEAR THAT IN MIND. THANK YOU. 319 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,668 CHAOS THEORY IS BASICALLY THE IDEA THAT TINY THINGS CAN HAVE HUGE CONSEQUENCES. 320 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,736 SO BECAUSE YOU DELAYED ME FROM GOING THROUGH THERE, 321 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,506 ALL THE LITTLE THINGS THAT I WAS GOING TO DO HAVE BEEN DELAYED SUBSEQUENTLY. 322 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,141 AND THAT HAS A KNOCK-ON EFFECT, 323 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,277 WHICH CAN TOTALLY CHANGE THE FUTURE. 324 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:54,081 SO-- SO, WAIT. THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK YOUR PINT A LITTLE BIT LATER, 325 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:58,017 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM A LITTLE BIT LATER. 326 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,220 MY GOD, RAY, YOU'RE RIGHT! 327 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:04,157 - THAT'S TERRIBLE! WE'RE ALL DOOMED. - ( sniggers ) 328 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,863 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RARE IT IS TO FIND A GIRL WHO'S INTO SCIENCE FICTION 329 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,799 WHO DOESN'T HAVE EVERYTHING PIERCED? 330 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,135 HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T? 331 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,170 ( sniggers ) 332 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,173 LISTEN, YOU SHOULD COME THROUGH, JOIN US. 333 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,542 I'LL TELL THE GUYS WHAT A GOOD JOB YOU DID. 334 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,477 HAVE THEY PAID YOU YET? I COULD GET YOU A TIP. 335 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,480 NOT IN A STRIPPER KIND OF WAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A STRIPPER, 336 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,482 OBVIOUSLY. NOT THAT YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD ONE-- 337 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,419 YOU'D MAKE A FINE ONE. I'M SURE YOU'D LOOK GREAT NAKED. 338 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,522 WELL PUT. 339 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,859 NO, THANK YOU. I-I HAVE TO GO, ACTUALLY. 340 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,629 OH, NO. OH, WHAT'S THE RUSH? 341 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,831 LOOK, I'VE GOT A TIME LEAK TO FIND, REMEMBER? 342 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,734 OF COURSE. 343 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,204 OKAY, UM, WELL, I'LL... 344 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,905 SEE YOU LATER, THEN. 345 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,975 HEY, IN THE FUTURE, MAYBE. 346 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,910 YEAH. MAYBE. 347 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,679 - COULD YOU... - OH, YEAH. 348 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,714 - I'M SORRY. - ( chuckles ) 349 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,250 THANK... 350 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,321 BYE, RAY. 351 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,822 BYE. 352 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,126 NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL. 353 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,996 CAN'T REALLY SAY I'M BUYING THE TIME-TRAVELING- SKELETON THING-- 354 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,565 A BIT TOO "TERMINATOR." 355 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,468 - NO, BUT I LIKE SEXY TIME-TRAVELER. - MMM. 356 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,370 - HOW DOES IT END? - I DON'T KNOW 357 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,538 'CAUSE I'M NOT MAKING IT UP. SHE WAS REAL. 358 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,407 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 359 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,610 YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN PAY A PROSTITUTE TO ACT THINGS OUT FOR YOU? 360 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,545 NO, I DON'T. 361 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,815 SOMEONE WHO KNOWS RAY REALLY WELL HAS TREATED HIM TO A TIME-TRAVELING HOOKER. 362 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,417 - SHE WAS NICE. - ( sniggers ) 363 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,619 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SLEEP WITH HER. 364 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,921 THAT WAS PROBABLY IN WITH THE PRICE. 365 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,590 SHE WASN'T A PROSTITUTE. 366 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,592 YOU SHOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HER. YOU KNOW WHY? 367 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,827 - WHY? - 'CAUSE SHE'D HAVE PROBABLY SHAGGED YOU 368 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,762 INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE NEXT WEEK. 369 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,502 AY. AY. COME ON. 370 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,770 COME ON. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 371 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,072 MY NAME'S PETE AND I WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK. 372 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,442 DOWN THOSE. WE'LL CATCH LAST ORDERS AT THE KING'S HEAD. 373 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,477 I'M GONNA TAKE A LEAK. 374 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,579 ( "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing on jukebox ) 375 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,348 OH, BECAUSE OF THE FUTURE THING. 376 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,049 - MMM. - AH. 377 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:15,855 * AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT * 378 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,659 * AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER * 379 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,929 * AND IF YOU'LL ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT * 380 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,165 * WE'LL BE HOLDING ON FOREVER * 381 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,036 - * AND WE'LL ONLY BE MAKING IT RIGHT * - ( splashing ) 382 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,739 * 'CAUSE WE'LL NEVER BE WRONG TOGETHER * 383 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,342 * WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE * 384 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,610 * YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A SHADOW ON ME * 385 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,980 - * ALL OF THE TIME - ( zipper zings ) 386 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,984 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M ALWAYS IN THE DARK * 387 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,955 * WE'RE LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVING OFF SPARKS * 388 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,191 * I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT * 389 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,862 * FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT * 390 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,865 * FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT * 391 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,469 * ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE * 392 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,673 * BUT NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART * 393 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,276 * THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY * 394 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,778 * A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART... * 395 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,813 ( buzzes ) 396 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,821 * NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART * 397 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,756 * NOTHING I CAN SAY 398 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,859 * A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART... * 399 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,330 * Run for the sun, little one * 400 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,501 * You're an outlaw once again, time to change * 401 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:40,106 * Superman will be with us while he can... * 402 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,763 Pete: OH MY GOD! 403 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,068 IT'S ME. 404 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,270 ( glass shatters ) 405 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,442 ( panting ) 406 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,544 ( people chatting ) 407 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,993 * Forever is gonna start tonight * 408 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,662 * Forever is gonna start tonight * 409 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,732 * Once upon a time I was falling in love * 410 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:16,769 * Now I'm only falling apart... * 411 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,407 * There's nothing I can say * 412 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:25,378 * A total eclipse of the heart... * 413 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:32,719 * A total eclipse of the heart... * 414 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,856 ARE WE OFF THEN? 415 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,826 OH, SHIT. I WILL SEE YOUR TIME-TRAVELING HOTTIE 416 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,828 AND RAISE YOU A PUB FULL OF DEAD BODIES. 417 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,697 IS THAT PISS ON YOUR JEANS? 418 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,635 NO... 419 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,870 NOT ALL OF IT. 420 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,472 BOLLOCKS. 421 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,874 COULDN'T THIS BE THAT LEAK THAT YOUR WOMAN WAS LOOKING FOR? 422 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,409 SO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, DO YOU? 423 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,810 I STILL DON'T, FOR THE RECORD. 424 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,379 AFTER ALL I'VE JUST SEEN, I'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING. 425 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,649 GUYS, I JUST SAW MY OWN DEAD FACE. 426 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,284 OOH. 427 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,487 GO IN YOURSELF. YOU'LL SEE. 428 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,056 I DON'T KNOW. FIRST A FUTURE WOMAN, 429 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,758 AND NOW THIS. IT'S-- 430 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,794 IT'S LIKE A TIME-TRAVEL MURDER MYSTERY. 431 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,763 - YOU GUYS-- - IT'S NOT ME! 432 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,998 - YEAH. - ARE YOU WINDING US UP? 433 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,533 NO! 434 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,770 LOOK, SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN. 435 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,305 I'VE JUST HAD A PREMONITION OF MY OWN DEATH. 436 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,808 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE? IF YOU'RE SO SPOOKED, 437 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,377 WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN AWAY? GO HOME. 438 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,179 - RIGHT. - Pete: BECAUSE IT'S NOT TONIGHT. 439 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,148 THE OTHER ME-- THE DEAD ME-- HE HAD A BEARD. 440 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:40,252 OH, I SEE, A LITTLE BEARD. 441 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,522 A TENNER SAYS SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO IN. 442 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,758 ANOTHER BET. WHAT LITTLE TRICK HAVE YOU GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE, RIGHT, PETEY? 443 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,727 OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS-- 444 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,161 COME ON, LET'S ALL GO. 445 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,397 NO CHANCE, I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. 446 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,766 WELL, GET MY MONEY READY. 447 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,468 - COME ON. - ARE WE GONNA GO IN? 448 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,104 OH, BRILLIANT. 449 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:12,251 - Man: ARE THOSE TWO DEAD? - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 450 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,454 ARE THOSE TWO DEAD? 451 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,226 OH. NO, NOT YET. 452 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,264 ( screams, laughs ) 453 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,266 PACK IT IN. 454 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,401 HELLO, PETEY. CHANGE YOUR MIND? 455 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,938 NO, I'M JUST GONNA WATCH FROM HERE. 456 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,274 UGH, IT CERTAINLY SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE DIED. 457 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,577 SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 458 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,612 IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING PLANNED, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO. 459 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,181 I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING PLANNED. WILL YOU LET ME OUT, PLEASE?! 460 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,216 - NO! - OH SHIT. 461 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,885 I'M IN AGAIN. OH SHIT! 462 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,821 - RAY, CHECK THE LOOS. - WHAT? 463 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,090 PROBABLY GOT SOME BLOKE IN A "SCREAM" MASK. 464 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,661 ( laughs ) OR SOMETHING EVEN MORE BRILLIANT. 465 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,332 OOH, IT REALLY DOES STINK IN HERE. 466 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,069 - YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST PAY ME NOW. - OOH, LOOK AT THIS. 467 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,804 IT'S LIKE A DUNGY, ZOOEY KIND OF A-- 468 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,673 IT'S PETE'S BULLSHIT YOU CAN SMELL. 469 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,643 LISTEN! THIS ISN'T A WIND-UP. 470 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,114 DO YOU REALLY WANNA SEE THE FUTURE? 471 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,116 ( whispers ) I'D LOVE TO. 472 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,484 ( whispers ) OKAY. 473 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,452 YOU'VE GOT TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I DID. 474 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,955 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 475 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,958 All: * AND IF YOU'LL ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT * 476 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,493 * WE'LL BE HOLDING ON FOREVER... * 477 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,028 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 478 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,730 I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING THE CONGA 479 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,365 - AT A REALLY SHIT PARTY. - * AND WE'LL NEVER BE... 480 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,334 OH, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY, THE-- 481 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,870 I DON'T KNOW, IT MIGHT-- DON'T LOOK! I CAN'T DO IT IF YOU LOOK. 482 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,806 I WASN'T. I WASN'T. 483 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:43,142 * TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE * 484 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:47,179 * YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL OF THE TIME... * 485 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,348 - RIGHT, HOLD ON. - Toby: WHAT? 486 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,217 Toby: THERE MUST BE EASIER WAYS TO MAKE MONEY. 487 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,822 IT'S A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. 488 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,657 - MM-HMM. - ( zipper zings ) 489 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,827 ( sighs ) HOLD ON TIGHT FOR THIS BIT. 490 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:04,997 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I'M ALWAYS IN THE DARK * 491 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,167 * WE'RE LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVING OFF SPARKS... * 492 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,736 WAIT A MINUTE, HERE'S AN IDEA-- 493 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:12,238 INSTEAD OF A TIME MACHINE THAT RUNS ON KARAOKE AND URINE, 494 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,206 MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE ONE WITH A DIAL ON, 495 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,208 YOU KNOW, WITH DATES ON IT... 496 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,044 SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT. 497 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,047 - * I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT... * - OH, THANKS. 498 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,316 * FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT * 499 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,185 - * FOREVER'S GONNA START TO... * - ( slurring ) 500 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:29,521 * ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE * 501 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,858 - * NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART... * - ( metal clanks ) 502 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,860 Toby: DO YOU REALLY DO THIS EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A PISS? 503 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,595 - A TENNER SAYS SOMETHING HAPPENS. - YEAH. 504 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,564 IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING DEFINITE, 505 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,567 LIKE SAY, A PUB FULL OF DEAD PEOPLE-- 506 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,236 NOT JUST SOME BOLLOCKS WEIRDY FEELING. 507 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,338 ( whispers ) OKAY. 508 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,876 * NOTHING I CAN SAY 509 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:53,946 - * A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. * - ( buzzes ) 510 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,888 ( people chatting ) 511 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,090 - WHAT'S THAT I CAN HEAR? - WAIT. 512 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,993 OH, COME ON. WHAT ARE THEY, THE TALKI DEAD? 513 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,100 ( sniggers ) 514 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,206 - ( all murmuring ) - ( Toby gasps ) 515 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:24,310 OH MY GOD, EVERYONE'S STILL ALIVE. 516 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:30,917 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE, BUT I FEEL DIRTY. 517 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,519 GONNA GET SOME PEANUTS NOW. 518 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,387 - Toby: PAY UP! WHAT? - WE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS. 519 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:38,157 - WHAT, ARE YOU 12? - LOOK, I SWEAR TO YOU, 520 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,360 - I SAW MYSELF RIGHT HERE. - Toby: "STORY IS KING-- 521 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,395 ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE." 522 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,899 Pete: THIS IS EATING INTO OUR DRINKING TIME. 523 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,270 ( grunts ) HI. 524 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,505 - SOMEONE'S GOT OUR SEATS, RAY. - HAVE THEY? OH! 525 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:56,943 - OUR STUFF'S OVER THERE. - YEAH, THEY LOOKED A BIT FAMILIAR, DIDN'T THEY, PETE? 526 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,578 - JUST A BIT. - PROBABLY SOME SPARE SEATS IN THE SNUG. 527 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,180 THAT'S NOT REALLY THE PROBLEM, RAY. 528 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:04,316 - THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - I THINK YOU BETTER GO LOOK. 529 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,522 Ray: SHALL WE MOVE ON TO THE MIDDLE EAST? 530 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,025 - THE PEN'S RUNNING OUT. - OH. ALWAYS THE WAY. 531 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,161 - ( coughs ) NERDS. - HEY! 532 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,264 DIDN'T WE ALL AGREE TO STOP USING THE N-WORD? 533 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,300 - DIDN'T WE? - Pete: I DON'T REMEMBER. 534 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,535 Toby: "NERD" IS THE WORD THEY USE TO KEEP US DOWN. 535 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,773 Ray: YOU SHOULD USE THE TERM... 536 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:29,208 "IMAGINEER." 537 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,680 SHOULD WE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE? 538 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,182 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW, RAY? 539 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,684 - WHAT? - THIS IS YOUR THING. 540 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,020 THIS IS NOT MY THING. NO, MY THING IS SITTING ON MY ASS 541 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,489 READING BOOKS ABOUT THIS SHIT, NOT ACTUALLY BEING IN IT. 542 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,492 WHAT ABOUT THE RULES? THERE'S ALWAYS RULES IN THESE THINGS, ISN'T THERE? 543 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,895 YEAH, BUT IT DEPENDS WHO YOU READ. 544 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:51,730 - WELL, EVEN I KNOW SOME RULES. - LIKE WHAT? 545 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,966 LIKE-- LIKE YOU CAN'T TREAD ON ANY BUTTERFLIES. 546 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,068 - WHAT?! - NOT JUST BUTTERFLIES-- ANYTHING. 547 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,804 YOU CAN'T KILL ANYTHING IN THE PAST 548 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,239 BECAUSE IT WIPES OUT ALL ITS DESCENDANTS IN THE FUTURE 549 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:03,309 AND YOU COULD END UP WIPING OUT THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE. 550 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,812 - EH. - DON'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE. IT ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING 551 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,180 - YOUR MOM OR YOUR GRAN. - OH, THAT'S JUST SICK. 552 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,382 RAY, IT'S STILL TONIGHT. WE HAVEN'T GONE BACK TO THE BLITZ. 553 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,985 - YOU ASKED FOR RULES. I'M GIVING YOU RULES. - OKAY, DON'T KILL ANYTHING, 554 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,487 DON'T FUCK ANYTHING. WHAT ELSE? 555 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,623 - DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF. - I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, 556 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,525 MY MIND'S ON OTHER THINGS RIGHT NOW. 557 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,660 NO, I MEAN, DON'T TOUCH THE OTHER US. 558 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,864 WE CAN'T BUMP INTO OR SPEAK TO THE EARLIER US. 559 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:27,900 WHY? CAN'T WE JUST WARN THEM NOT TO GO INTO THE BOG? 560 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,702 NO! NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THAT WOULD CAUSE A PARADOX. 561 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,738 - A WHAT? - IF THEY DON'T GO INTO THE BOGS, 562 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,607 THEN THEY DON'T GO BACK IN TIME. AND IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, THEN... 563 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,343 WE CEASE TO EXIST. ( sighs ) 564 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,411 IT'S A VARIANT OF THE GRANDFATHER PARADOX. 565 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,747 I FUCKING HATE SCI-FI. 566 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,782 SCIENCE FICTION. 567 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,885 - SO WE GO BACK INTO THE TOILETS. - NO! 568 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,586 - WE CAN'T DO THAT. - NO, THAT COULD TAKE US ANYWHERE. 569 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,222 YEAH, BUT LAST TIME IT TOOK HIM RIGHT BACK TO WHERE HE STARTED, 570 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,058 - DIDN'T IT? - YEAH, BUT IT ALSO TOOK ME 571 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,725 - TO A ROOM FULL OF DEAD BODIES. - SEE? 572 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,261 HE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT PREDICTABLE. 573 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,030 SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US, RAY? 574 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:00,166 I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 575 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,937 - Pete: HIDING IN A CUPBOARD? - Ray: YEAH. 576 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,606 - Pete: AND THAT'S GONNA STOP ME BEING DEAD? - Ray: LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE-- 577 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,042 WE WAIT FOR THE EARLIER US TO GO INTO THE LOOS 578 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,743 AND DISAPPEAR INTO THE PAST. 579 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,546 Pete: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA BE? 580 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,248 ABOUT ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR. 581 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:19,151 OH, YOU'RE JOKING. MY NECK'S KILLING ME ALREADY. 582 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,653 OW! HOT! OUCH! 583 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,655 BUGGER. OW! 584 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,591 Toby: CAN I SIT DOWN? 585 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,459 Ray: I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU? 586 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,197 - ( Pete grunting ) - Ray: NO PULLING! 587 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:34,233 - ( thumping ) - ( dragging ) 588 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,473 Ray: OH, I THINK I FOUND A LIGHT. 589 00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,783 - MAYBE LEAVE THE LIGHT OFF. - Pete: YEAH. 590 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,519 - Toby: YEAH. - YEAH. 591 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,559 ANYONE WANT A PEANUT? 592 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,262 NO. 593 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,597 YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT TIME TRAVEL WOULD BE 594 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,599 A BIT MORE THRILLING THAN THIS. 595 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,970 - Pete: MMM. - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 596 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:14,473 OH. OH, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 597 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,543 - OH MY GOD! - WHAT? 598 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,546 WE'RE HALF AN HOUR IN THE PAST. SHE'S STILL HERE. 599 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,448 Both: OH. 600 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,884 Ray: JOIN US. I'LL TELL THE GUYS WHAT A GOOD JOB YOU DID. 601 00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,087 HAVE THEY PAID YOU YET? I CAN GET YOU A TIP. 602 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,457 NOT IN A STRIPPER KIND OF WAY, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT A STRIPPER. 603 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,492 NOT THAT YOU WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD ONE-- 604 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,228 YOU'D MAKE A FINE ONE. I'M SURE YOU'D LOOK GREAT NAKED. 605 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:39,098 WAIT A MINUTE! 606 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:41,500 WHAT'S THIS? 607 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,370 I CAN-- I CAN FEEL A FIR TREE THROUGH HERE. 608 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,773 THERE'S-- THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER WORLD BACK HERE... 609 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:51,877 WITH SNOW AND FAUNS AND TALKING LIONS! 610 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,412 IS THERE? 611 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:55,214 NO. 612 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,117 - ( clicks tongue ) - DICK. 613 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,918 I LOVE "NARNIA." 614 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,423 - BYE, RAY. - BYE. 615 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,428 ( sighs ) 616 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,863 ( softly ) CASSIE! CASSIE! 617 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:15,001 RAY, I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 618 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:16,835 OH. OH, NO NO NO. 619 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,437 YOU THINK I'M HIM. I'M NOT HIM. 620 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,339 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I AM. 621 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,508 CASSIE, WE REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. FIRST OF ALL, 622 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,810 I NOW TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TIME TRAVELER. 623 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,812 SORRY ABOUT DOUBTING YOU THERE. 624 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:30,116 AND SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE STRIPPER- SPACEWOMAN THING. 625 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,883 OKAY. 626 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:34,053 AND SECOND OF ALL, I THINK WE FOUND YOUR TIME LEAK. 627 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:37,023 IT'S IN THE GENTS'. 628 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,925 ( laughs ) OH OH, 629 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,362 VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. SO THE LEAK IS, UH-- 630 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,432 IN THE TOILET. YES! YES, IT SEEMS... 631 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,700 - THE UNIVERSE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR. - IT'S VERY FUNNY, 632 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,602 AND QUICK TOO. 633 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,271 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 634 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,606 - OH, TOUCHE. - OH NO. 635 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,143 NO NO, THIS IS FOR REAL, OKAY? 636 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,645 - PETE SAW DEAD BODIES IN THE PUB. - OKAY, WELL, 637 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:03,815 I-I GOTTA GO CLIMB BACK INTO MY SPACESHIP AND DISAPPEAR. 638 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:07,219 WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE TWO MEN IN THIS CUPBOARD? 639 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:10,656 ( sighs ) I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, FUTURE BOY. 640 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,759 WAIT! WAIT, CASSIE. CASSIE! 641 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:19,398 I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD ANOTHER LITTLE CHAT, RAY. 642 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,271 - SO YOU'RE SURE WE'RE OKAY OUT HERE? - YES, WE'RE FINE. 643 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,939 NO ONE IS DUE OUT IN THE GARDEN FOR ANOTHER 23 MINUTES, 644 00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,042 - SO... - OKAY, GOOD. 645 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,811 - Cassie: HUH. - UM... 646 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,381 AHEM. 647 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,883 - SO THIS IS A BIT OF A NEW LOOK FOR YOU. - DO YOU LIKE IT? 648 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,051 - YES. - ( laughs ) 649 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,087 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY NICE. 650 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,854 - OH. - VERY QUICK TOO. 651 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,224 WELL, NOT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW. 652 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:48,627 IT ACTUALLY TOOK QUITE A BIT OF TIME TO SORT ALL THIS OUT. 653 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,997 - OH, YEAH? HOW LONG? - SIX MONTHS. 654 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,633 SO YOU JUST WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, 655 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,536 WENT TO THE FUTURE FOR SIX MONTHS AND THEN CAME BACK OUT-- 656 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,905 ONE SECOND AFTER I LEFT YOU. 657 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,641 WOW. 658 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:06,512 OH, THANK YOU. AHEM. 659 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,547 SO, IT'S UM-- IT'S ALL SORTED, THEN, 660 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:12,251 WITH THE TIME LEAK AND DEAD BODIES. 661 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:15,221 YEP, ALL SORTED. 662 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:16,888 ARE YOU SURE? 663 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:20,926 RAY, I DIDN'T SPEND THE LAST SIX MONTHS JUST DYEING MY HAIR. 664 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,195 I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 665 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,530 MMM. 666 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,366 SO WHAT WAS ALL THIS ABOUT, THEN? 667 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,502 - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TELL YOU. - WHAT? WHY NOT? 668 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,205 BECAUSE THAT KNOWLEDGE IS ANACHRONOUS TO YOUR TIME PERIOD. 669 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,508 WOW, THAT-- THAT SOUNDED LIKE YOU REALLY KNEW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 670 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,211 I KNOW. I KNOW. 671 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:42,114 IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME, 672 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,783 AND I STARTED SAYING EVERYTHING WITH REAL CONFIDENCE, 673 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,186 - EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A CLUE. - HA-HA. 674 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,122 IT'S JUST HAD AN AMAZING EFFECT. 675 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:54,393 - I EVEN GOT A PROMOTION. - REALLY? 676 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:57,529 - YOU GOT A PROMOTION. - WELL, I-- 677 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,365 I GOT OFF PROBATION. 678 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,402 MM, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. 679 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,103 YEAH. 680 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,407 AND UH, WHAT DID YOU RECKON TO ME 681 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,276 AVOIDING THAT PARADOX IN THERE? 682 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,413 RAY, YOU HID IN A CUPBOARD. 683 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,682 I THOUGHT I DID VERY WELL UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 684 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,851 SURE, I DON'T HAVE THE MANUAL TO IGNORE-- 685 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:22,053 WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE MANUAL? 686 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,827 SO HOW DO WE GET BACK TO THE RIGHT TIME? 687 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,029 WELL, UH, 688 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,064 YOU'RE NEARLY THERE, ANYWAY. 689 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,468 - SO WE'LL JUST WAIT? - YEAH. 690 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,370 IN THE CUPBOARD? 691 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,439 I'M AFRAID SO. 692 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,142 NO GLOWING PORTAL, 693 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,645 NO VORTEX, NO BIG STARSHIP? 694 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,114 JUST SIT AND WAIT IN THE CUPBOARD? 695 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,148 YEAH. 696 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,222 NOT EXACTLY THE GLAMOUR THAT I HAD EXPECTED FROM TIME TRAVEL. 697 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,589 I DID WARN YOU. 698 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,729 ANY CHANCE I COULD WAIT OUT HERE WITH YOU? 699 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,963 WHY? 700 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,166 JUST BECAUSE... 701 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,670 IT'S SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN WEDGING MYSELF IN A CUPBOARD 702 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,606 WITH TWO VERY SWEATY MEN-- NOT A GOOD THING. 703 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,509 NO. NO, I IMAGINE NOT. 704 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,678 SO WE'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE FOR AWHILE. 705 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,714 YEAH. THAT'D BE NICE. 706 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,684 ( door opens ) 707 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:29,321 - ( woman laughs ) - Ray: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE HAD 20 MINUTES. 708 00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,823 YEAH, UH... 709 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,492 IT'S... 710 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,827 NOT A PROBLEM. ( chuckles ) 711 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:40,065 UH, I'M JUST GOING TO GO CHECK THAT OUT... 712 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,301 AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET BACK IN THAT CUPBOARD. 713 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,503 BUT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY? 714 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:48,407 RAY, RELAX. I TOLD YOU-- I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 715 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:58,884 WELL, THEY DO SAY THAT THINGS TASTE BETTER OUTSIDE. 716 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,154 MY GOD. 717 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:06,858 "THINGS TASTE BETTER OUTSIDE"? 718 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,594 TWAT. 719 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,197 - ( Toby screams, laughs ) - ( Ray gasps ) 720 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,132 - HANG ON. - Ray: PACK IT IN. 721 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,467 I THINK THIS IS IT. 722 00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,569 HELLO, PETEY. CHANGE YOUR MIND? 723 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,739 NO, I'M JUST GONNA WATCH FROM HERE. 724 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,509 SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 725 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,544 Toby: IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING PLANNED, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO. 726 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,283 ( sighs ) 727 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:33,051 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - WE NEED TO PISS. 728 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,454 - YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. - YOU SAID YOUR WOMAN FIXED IT. 729 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:38,890 I'M SURE SHE HAS, TOBE, BUT THE OTHER US MIGHT STILL BE IN THERE. 730 00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:44,563 OH MY-- JUST GO TO THE LADIES'. 731 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,567 LADIES'? 732 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,969 - ( splashing ) - ( flatulence ) 733 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,842 - I'M CONFUSED. - Toby: YOU'RE PISSING IN THE LADIES'. 734 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,510 OF COURSE YOU'RE CONFUSED. 735 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:00,612 SO THE OTHER VERSIONS OF US-- 736 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,414 HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME AND BECOME US. 737 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,684 WELL, YOU SEE, YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT MAKES SENSE. 738 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,919 TO ME, IT'S JUST CRAZY TALK. 739 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,489 I QUITE LIKE IT IN THE LADIES'. 740 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:12,491 I'M SO CONFUSED. 741 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,726 LOOK, PETE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 742 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,496 ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT WE'RE BACK IN THE RIGHT TIME 743 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,264 AND EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY. 744 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,273 DID YOU GET THAT GIRL'S NUMBER, RAY? 745 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,941 OH, SHIT. 746 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,610 YOU SAID SHE FIXED IT. 747 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,945 SHE SAID SHE HAD. 748 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,882 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T EXPECT US TO GO INTO THE LADIES'. 749 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,451 AND WE DIDN'T DO THAT CONGA THING. 750 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,821 YEAH, MAYBE THAT WASN'T VITAL. 751 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,591 - OH, FUCK THIS, LADS. - NO, PETE, WAIT! 752 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,826 - OH. - MAYBE HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. 753 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,561 YEAH, MAYBE. 754 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,063 ( pants ) DON'T GO IN! 755 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,801 OH, THANK GOD. 756 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:59,137 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN AT LAST! 757 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,806 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 758 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,675 ( sobs ) I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 759 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,777 LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. 760 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:09,381 OH, PETE, HAVE YOU GOT SHIT ON YOU? 761 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:11,983 YEAH, THEY WON'T ATTACK YOU IF YOU WEAR THEIR SCENT. 762 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,652 WHO WON'T? 763 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,821 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 764 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,222 - UH, RAY-- - YEAH? 765 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:21,126 - WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW? - DON'T KNOW. 766 00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,961 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE TOILETS. - YEAH. 767 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,463 NO! 768 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,798 IT'S NOT SAFE. WE NEED WEAPONS 769 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,934 AND FOOD. YEAH. 770 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,969 WHAT THE HELL DID HAPPEN TO YOU? 771 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,171 I REALLY DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 772 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,508 ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT WEAPONS AND FOOD... 773 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:39,878 WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 774 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,148 OH. MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE LOOK AROUND 775 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,916 FOR WEAPONS AND FOOD FIRST. 776 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,819 ( sobs ) YEAH. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 777 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,997 ( Pete coughs ) 778 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:02,033 ( creaking ) 779 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:09,808 Ray: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? 780 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:21,753 - YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT EXCITED, AREN'T YOU? - A LITTLE BIT. 781 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,756 COME ON, IT'S-- IT'S THE FUTURE. 782 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,357 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE. 783 00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:28,026 Pete: NOT ALONE ANYMORE. 784 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,729 NO MORE RUNNING, NO MORE HIDING, NO MORE BAD DREAMS. 785 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:34,466 YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO REAL DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, 786 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,267 HE CAN BE QUITE CHATTY, CAN'T HE? 787 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:39,237 WEAPONS AND FOOD-- THAT'S WHAT WE NEED! 788 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,608 CRISP, ANYONE? 789 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,053 YOU CHECK THE SELL-BY DATE ON THOSE? 790 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,792 MAY... 791 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,461 2094. 792 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,998 HOW DO THEY TASTE? 793 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,767 OFF. 794 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,906 SO WHOSE ROUND IS IT? 795 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,175 - AHH-- - EHH! 796 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,243 GUYS... 797 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,979 I THINK I'VE SEEN US. 798 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,514 - WHAT? - ONE TIME I BUMPED INTO THREE GUYS 799 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:59,050 WHO WERE DRESSED LIKE THIS-- 800 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:00,819 LIKE WE ARE NOW-- 801 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,254 --ONLY I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM. 802 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,523 US? IN THE FUTURE? 803 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:07,492 MUST'VE BEEN. 804 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,394 BUT WE'VE ONLY JUST PUT THESE ON. 805 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:12,097 IT'S TIME TRAVEL-- SHIT LIKE THAT HAPPENS. 806 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,733 DID WE LOOK WELL? 807 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:17,368 YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO. 808 00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:20,471 TOO BUSY RUNNING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION TO NOTICE. 809 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,944 COME ON, LET'S GET BACK TO THE TOILETS. 810 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,746 WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHAT? 811 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,447 BUT WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT HERE. 812 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,517 ( laughs ) I THINK WE'VE ALL GOT THE IDEA, HAVEN'T WE? 813 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,452 - Ray: HMM? - Toby: THE FUTURE'S BROKEN. 814 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:38,489 BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE LOOK AROUND. I MEAN, HOW CAN WE NOT? 815 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:41,827 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED OUT THERE, RAY? 816 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,929 THIS MIGHT JUST BE A BAD AREA. 817 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:47,766 IN A BAD AREA, ALL RIGHT, WINDOWS GET PUT THROUGH, KIDS DRINK ON STREET CORNERS. 818 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,535 THAT IS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD. 819 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,304 RAY, DON'T YOU WANT TO GO HOME? 820 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:56,007 OF COURSE I DO. JUST, YOU KNOW, 821 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,342 IN A LITTLE WHILE. 822 00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,846 THE WAY HOME ISN'T OUT THERE. IT'S IN THERE. 823 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,782 AND I WANT TO GO HOME. I REALLY DO. 824 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,185 AND EVERY TIME I GO IN AND COME OUT, I PRAY I'M GONNA TO BE IN THE RIGHT TIME. 825 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:09,888 ONE DAY I WILL BE. 826 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,457 PETE, EXACTLY HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS? 827 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,460 LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S BETTER DONE IN PACKS... 828 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:17,495 - ( sniffs ) - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 829 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,898 ...SO THEY CAN'T ATTACK YOU FROM BEHIND. 830 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,034 OR THAT. LET'S JUST SIT DOWN, 831 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:26,638 ALL RIGHT, IN THE WARM AND WAIT 832 00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:29,340 FOR RESCUE, OKAY? 833 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:32,010 RESCUE? NO ONE KNOWS WE'RE HERE. 834 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,913 AT LEAST OUT THERE, THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US. 835 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,748 - LIKE WHO? - I DON'T KNOW. 836 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,350 LIKE-- LIKE-- OOH, LIKE FRIENDLY FUTURE PEOPLE 837 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,987 - WITH HUGE HEADS. - YOU'RE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD, 838 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,389 BOTH OF YOU! 839 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:47,859 - I'M GONNA GO AND GET A BIT OF WOOD. - THANKS, PETE. 840 00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:51,096 NOT FOR THE FIRE. I'M GONNA TURN THIS INTO A SPEAR. 841 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:55,066 WHEN I GET BACK, YOU TWO-- YOU'D BETTER BE READY TO GO 842 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,268 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING ALONE AGAIN. 843 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:03,441 - WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? - WHAT? 844 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,444 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT SEEING THE FUTURE, TOBE? 845 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,513 I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE. 846 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:11,649 THOSE LOOK LIKE THE SORT OF STREETS MONSTERS RUN DOWN. 847 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:14,585 BESIDES, RAY, I HAVEN'T REALLY GOT THE RIGHT SHOES ON FOR THE RUBBLE. 848 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:19,190 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU, TOBE, ISN'T IT? 849 00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,160 "OH, I COULDN'T SEND MY SCRIPT OUT; THE MARGINS WERE TOO WIDE." 850 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:25,596 "I COULDN'T GO TO THAT JOB INTERVIEW; THERE WAS A SPOT ON MY ELBOW." 851 00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:28,633 "I CAN'T GO EXPLORING; IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD." 852 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,501 THAT LAST ONE'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD ONE. 853 00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,804 NO, IT'S FINE. 854 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:35,506 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST WAIT THERE 855 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,876 FOR RESCUE. 856 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,948 AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN IMAGINEER. 857 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:49,988 ( thunder rumbling ) 858 00:45:33,799 --> 00:45:35,566 RAY! 859 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,468 RAY! 860 00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:41,572 - TOBY! - PETE! 861 00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:44,009 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU OKAY? 862 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,249 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT OUT HERE? 863 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:54,953 OH MY GOD. 864 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:10,035 WHAT DOES IT MEAN, RAY? 865 00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:12,137 WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! 866 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:14,405 - IT'S US. - DO YOU THINK? 867 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,947 YOUR WOMAN SAID YOU'D GET FAMOUS, RIGHT? 868 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,782 WELL, MAYBE WE ALL DO. 869 00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:27,652 - WHAT FOR? - I DON'T KNOW. 870 00:46:27,685 --> 00:46:31,022 MAYBE WE FORM A BAND. 871 00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:35,726 CAN ANYBODY PLAY ANYTHING? 872 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:39,965 - MAYBE WE LEARN? - AND MAYBE IT'S NOT A BAND. 873 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,970 Toby: DO YOU THINK-- DO YOU THINK THEY DID IT FROM PHOTOS 874 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,737 OR DO YOU THINK WE POSED? 875 00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:50,375 - WE'RE DRESSED AS WE ARE NOW. - YEAH, THAT'S A HEAD FUCK. 876 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,979 - ( metal screeches ) - WHOA! 877 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,482 - WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT WAS WHAT? 878 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,485 - THAT NOISE. - THERE WAS NO NOISE. 879 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:03,288 - Ray: PETE? - ( metal screeching ) 880 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,690 SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 881 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,527 - IT SOUNDED LIKE MANDIBLES. - WHAT? 882 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,230 - IT'S WHAT INSECTS EAT WITH. - I KNOW WHAT MANDIBLES ARE. 883 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,566 - BIG INSECTS. - THERE WAS ANOTHER SOUND. IT WAS LIKE A MOANING SOUND. 884 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,137 Pete: BIG MOANING INSECTS. BACK TO THE TOILETS. 885 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,471 NO NO NO, WAIT WAIT WAIT. 886 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,607 - WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. - YEAH, I MEAN, 887 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,442 THE INSECTS COULD BE... ANYTHING. 888 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:27,312 RIGHT, IT COULD BE LIKE... MY BIG FRIENDLY FUTURE PEOPLE, 889 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,081 YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR LITTLE SPINDLY BODIES AND THEIR HUGE HANDS. 890 00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:32,817 ( metal screeching ) 891 00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:45,430 ( grunts ) 892 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,100 ( rustling ) 893 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,077 I THINK WE GOT A LITTLE BIT SPOOKED OVER NOTHING. 894 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:01,846 SHH! THINGS CAN COME IN HERE AS WELL, YOU KNOW? 895 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,848 - THINGS? WHAT KIND OF THINGS? - SHH. 896 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,216 NO NO NO. I WILL NOT "SHH." 897 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,318 - YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. - TOBY, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 898 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,420 NO NO, RAY. LOOK AT HIM. 899 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,556 HE IS COVERED IN SHIT AND SCARED SHITLESS. 900 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:14,125 DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE HANDY TO KNOW WHAT DID THAT TO HIM? 901 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,495 - AREN'T YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS ABOUT-- - Pete: SHH. 902 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,867 ONE TIME I CAME IN HERE, 903 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,036 I WENT OUT THROUGH THAT DOOR, 904 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,372 AND I FELL. 905 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,874 MUST'VE BEEN WHEN THE GROUND LEVEL WAS DIFFERENT-- 906 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,742 40 FEET DIFFERENT. 907 00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:33,678 I LANDED IN A WOOD. 908 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:36,014 I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT TIME I WAS IN. 909 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,183 IF IT WAS THE PAST, THEN OUR FOSSIL RECORDS 910 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,917 ARE PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM COMPLETE. 911 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:42,320 BUT I WASN'T THE FIRST TO FALL. 912 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:46,257 - YOU MET OTHER PEOPLE? - I DIDN'T SAY THEY WERE ALIVE. 913 00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,295 THERE WERE THINGS IN THAT WOOD-- 914 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,830 THEY ONLY CAME OUT AT NIGHT... 915 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,500 THE BREATHING... 916 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,668 THE NOISES... 917 00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,971 THE SCREAMS. 918 00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:02,007 - ( scream ) - WHOA! 919 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,774 - ( Toby laughs ) - Ray: PACK IT IN. 920 00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:06,011 Toby: HELLO, PETEY. CHANGE YOUR MIND? 921 00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,446 Pete: SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 922 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,216 IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING PLANNED, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO. 923 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,718 ( whispers ) IT'S US. 924 00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:16,854 Pete: I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING PLANNED. WILL YOU LET ME OUT, PLEASE? 925 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:20,191 - WE CAN WARN OURSELVES. - NO NO NO, IF WE DO THAT, THEN WE CEASE TO EXIST. 926 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:21,792 - OH SHIT. - EXACTLY. 927 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,769 Toby: RAY, CHECK THE LOOS. 928 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,439 - Ray: WHAT? - Toby: PROBABLY GOT SOME BLOKE IN A "SCREAM" MASK. 929 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,941 NOT A FUCKING SOUND. 930 00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,078 OOH, IT REALLY DOES STINK IN HERE. 931 00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:42,247 Toby: YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST PAY ME NOW. 932 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:47,985 IT'S LIKE A DUNGY ZOOEY-- 933 00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,355 - IT'S PETE'S BULLSHIT YOU CAN SMELL. - LISTEN! 934 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,790 Pete: THIS ISN'T A WIND-UP. 935 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,927 - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE? - Toby: I'D LOVE TO. 936 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:59,597 Pete: THEN WE'VE GOT TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I DID. 937 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:02,500 Ray: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 938 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,869 Pete: * ...I CAN SAY 939 00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:08,606 * A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART... * 940 00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:22,120 - GONE. - ( groans ) 941 00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:25,456 OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT. THAT'S SO FUCKING GREAT! 942 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,025 I COULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF-- SAVED US. 943 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:30,428 PETE, WE'LL CEASE TO EXIST. 944 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,330 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T CARE. 945 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,732 AND IF I GET THE CHANCE TO WARN MYSELF AGAIN, 946 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,668 I'M GONNA DO IT AND THE HELL WITH ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME. 947 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,570 SHIT. 948 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,074 I WAS WONDERING WHEN THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 949 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,509 - WAIT! - PETE, NO! 950 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,478 - PETE, NO! - PETE! 951 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:53,684 ( "Land of Make Believe" playing ) 952 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:56,321 - WHAT IS THIS? - OKAY, RAY, KEEP IT TOGETHER. KEEP IT TOGETHER. 953 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:58,356 WHAT WOULD MISS MARPLE DO? WHAT WOULD MISS MARPLE DO? 954 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,191 Toby: THERE'S HUNDREDS OF US. 955 00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,026 HOW CAN THERE BE HUNDREDS OF US? 956 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:05,463 DID PETE TOUCH HIMSELF? IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO A BIG PARADOX, HMMM? 957 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:08,666 THEY AREN'T US, TOBE. THEY'RE ONLY DRESSED LIKE US. 958 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,036 OH, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT THEN. NOW IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE. 959 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:15,039 Ray: OKAY, WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW IS FIND PETE 960 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,841 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 961 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,409 * Not for all the tea in China * 962 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,878 * or the corn in Carolina * 963 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:26,016 * Never never ever 964 00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:29,354 * They're running after you, babe * 965 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,690 * Run for the sun, little one * 966 00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:37,027 * You're an outlaw once again, time to change * 967 00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:42,933 * Superman will be with us while he can * 968 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:48,473 * In the land of make believe... * 969 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,780 TOBE, 970 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,948 I THINK I KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS DRESSED LIKE US. 971 00:51:57,982 --> 00:52:00,351 - WHY? - IT'S A THEME NIGHT-- 972 00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:03,588 A FAN THEME NIGHT BASED AROUND US. 973 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:06,624 COME ON. IT'S A BIT OF A STRETCH, ISN'T IT? 974 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:09,960 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? - BIG SIGN JUST OVER THERE. 975 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,133 FANS... OF US. 976 00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,869 - DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE? - WHAT? 977 00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:21,071 THE FAMOUS FUTURE US. 978 00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:22,907 OH MY GOD, I HOPE NOT. 979 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,879 YES, IT IS ME. 980 00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:31,015 ( purrs ) HELLO. 981 00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:33,284 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? - CHILL OUT, RAY. 982 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:36,387 - THESE ARE MY PEOPLE. - NO, THEY'RE NOT. AND THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR TIME. 983 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:39,657 CAN'T WE JUST SOAK UP A BIT OF THE LOVE? 984 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,559 NO, WE CAN'T. 985 00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,828 NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A FUTURE. 986 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,563 WELL, TOUGH, 987 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:49,033 BECAUSE WE ARE JUST HERE TO FIND PETE AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, 988 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,269 SO NOW YOU JUST STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. 989 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,910 GUYS, IS IT THE REAL YOU? 990 00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,146 - IT'S THE REAL US. - OH! 991 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,250 - DID YOU TOUCH YOURSELF? - NO. 992 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,818 BUT I THINK I'VE BROKEN TIME. 993 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:11,088 - THE WHOLE WORLD'S FULL OF US. - YOU HAVEN'T BROKEN TIME, YOU KNOB HEAD. 994 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:13,391 YES, PETE, WHAT YOU DID WAS VERY VERY DANGEROUS. 995 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,327 AND I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 996 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,430 - NO. - WHAT'S THAT? 997 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:22,433 SOMEONE SLAPPED IT ON ME. 998 00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:24,469 HE'S WON THE PETE LOOKALIKE COMPETITION. 999 00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,404 WELL, HE DOES LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM. 1000 00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,006 YOU DO. I WONDER IF THEY DID ONE FOR ME. 1001 00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,816 OKAY, LET'S GO. 1002 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,885 - UH, GUYS? - WHAT? 1003 00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,152 LOOK. 1004 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,756 OH. 1005 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,858 Toby: LOOK AT THE TABLE. 1006 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,660 I'M WRITING. 1007 00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:52,730 I'M JESUS AND I'M WRITING. 1008 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,668 IT'S THAT LETTER THING TO HOLLYWOOD. 1009 00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:59,337 THIS ISN'T MY FAULT AS WELL, IS IT? 1010 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:02,773 - WHEN I BROKE TIME? - THIS IS PROBABLY SOMETHING ELSE, PETE. 1011 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:05,476 ARE YOU SURE IT'S THAT LETTER? 1012 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,446 IT'S BLANK IN THE PAINTING, BUT-- 1013 00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:11,316 I LEFT IT ON THAT TABLE. IT HAS TO BE THAT. 1014 00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:14,952 OH, SO SOMEONE DOES A PAINTING OF US BECAUSE WE SLAG OFF SOME FILMS? 1015 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:17,288 OF COURSE IT SOUNDS STUPID IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT. 1016 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:20,190 YOU RIPPED THAT PAGE OUT OF YOUR LITTLE BOOK, RIGHT? 1017 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,892 YEAH, AND? 1018 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,694 WAS THERE ANYTHING ON THE BACK? 1019 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,299 - MIGHT'VE BEEN. - MIGHT'VE BEEN? 1020 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,568 SHUT UP. I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK. 1021 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:34,572 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I COME UP WITH A GENIUS IDEA 1022 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,342 OR ONE OF YOU TWO SAYS SOMETHING STUPID, I PUT IT IN THERE. 1023 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:40,177 - GOD, COULD BE ANYTHING. - ( disco song playing ) 1024 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:42,447 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS, DOES IT? 1025 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,551 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YOU DON'T DO PAINTINGS OF NOBODIES. 1026 00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,986 WHATEVER I WROTE, IT TURNS US INTO SOMEBODIES. 1027 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:53,157 I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY WE ARE RICH AND WE ARE FAMOUS. 1028 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:55,225 THEN WHY AREN'T WE SMILING? 1029 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,529 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE ARTIST WASN'T VERY GOOD AT TEETH. 1030 00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:02,600 - MAYBE IT'S A MEMORIAL. - OH, DROP IT WITH THE BODIES. 1031 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,869 - HIS WOMAN SAID SHE FIXED IT. - OH, YEAH. 1032 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:08,105 SHE SAID SHE'D FIXED THE TIME LEAK AND I END UP GETTING CHASED ABOUT BY MONSTERS. 1033 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,308 IF CASSIE SAID THAT WE'RE SAFE, THEN WE ARE SAFE. 1034 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,544 - I TRUST HER. - ARE YOU SURE? 1035 00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:16,013 YES, I'M SURE. 1036 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:19,884 - LET'S GO. - WHOA, SLOW DOWN! 1037 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:21,852 - LET ME FINISH THIS DRINK. - WHAT? 1038 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,989 - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? - SOME WAITER GUY. 1039 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,593 - IT'S FREE BAR. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO STOCK UP ON THE BUFFET WHILE WE'RE HERE? 1040 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:31,161 - THERE'S A BUFFET?! - OH. 1041 00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:34,298 HEY, GUYS, THE CAVALRY'S HERE. 1042 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,266 - CASSIE SAYS HELLO. - YOU KNOW CASSIE? 1043 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,836 I TRAINED HER. SERGEANT PORTER, CAUSAL ADJUST, 1044 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:41,372 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MILLIE. HI. 1045 00:55:41,406 --> 00:55:43,708 - I'M HERE TO GET YOU HOME. - ( sighs ) 1046 00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:47,344 - HELLO, MILLIE. - HI. WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS EVERYWHERE. 1047 00:55:47,378 --> 00:55:49,480 US, WHAT-- ARE WE SAFE? 1048 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:52,983 - WE DON'T GET KILLED? - UH, WELL, OFFICIALLY, I CAN'T COMMENT. 1049 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,285 BUT UNOFFICIALLY, EVERYTHING IS SORTED. 1050 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:56,654 - OH! - ( laughs ) 1051 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,290 BUT I STILL GET RICH AND FAMOUS, RIGHT? 1052 00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:03,694 OFFICIALLY, I CANNOT COMMENT, BUT UNOFFICIALLY YOU GET YOUR OWN ISLAND. 1053 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:05,796 YES! 1054 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,898 OKAY, SO HOW THE HELL DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 1055 00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:09,767 OKAY, WELL, YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME. 1056 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,801 - OKAY. - OKAY. 1057 00:56:10,835 --> 00:56:12,703 COME ON, BOYS. 1058 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:14,171 OKAY, A LITTLE BIT WEIRD, 1059 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,373 BUT IT TURNS OUT EVERYBODY IN THE FUTURE... 1060 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:17,908 AMERICAN. 1061 00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,211 COME ON. 1062 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:31,922 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING MORE THAN TELL US TO GET BACK INTO THE BOGS. 1063 00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,290 YEAH, ME TOO. 1064 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,726 SO ARE WE BACK? 1065 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:43,968 WE'RE BACK. 1066 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:47,672 YEAH, BUT AT WHAT TIME OF NIGHT EXACTLY? 1067 00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,176 ( dog barking ) 1068 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,846 - PFFT! - WE CAN'T SLAG OFF SEQUELS. 1069 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,248 YOU KNOW? THERE HAVE BEEN SOME REALLY GOOD SEQUELS. 1070 00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:01,185 - LIKE? - LIKE, UH... 1071 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,954 "MAD MAX 2," "GODFATHER II." 1072 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:07,157 Ray: YEAH, BUT FOR EVERY GOOD ONE THERE ARE 10-- 1073 00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,126 I WISH THEY'D JUST HURRY UP AND BUGGER OFF. 1074 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:11,328 YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER LITTLE WHILE YET. 1075 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,898 LOOK AT US-- NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. 1076 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,967 THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE. 1077 00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:20,538 Ray: YEAH, WE LOOK SO HAPPY. 1078 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,976 OKAY, LADIES, UM... 1079 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:27,812 WE KNOW THEY STAY THERE FOR AWHILE. 1080 00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,346 I THINK IT'S WORTH THE RISK. 1081 00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:30,981 THERE YOU GO, MATES. 1082 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,119 GONNA GET SOME PEANUTS. 1083 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:37,021 Pete: WE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS. 1084 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:41,258 - WHAT, ARE YOU 12? - LOOK, I SWEAR TO YOU-- I SAW MYSELF RIGHT HERE. 1085 00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,830 HUH? WHERE ARE MY CRISPS? 1086 00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:49,266 - I'M STARVING. - THE BAR WAS A LITTLE BUSY. 1087 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,568 MAYBE LATER. 1088 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:54,238 Toby: WELL, GET MY MONEY READY. 1089 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,206 Ray: ARE WE GONNA GO IN? 1090 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,743 OH, BRILLIANT. 1091 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,444 Toby: AM I REALLY THAT FAT? 1092 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,548 THEY SAY THAT TIME TRAVEL ADDS 20 LBS. 1093 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,616 AND YOU'VE TRAVELED A LOT. 1094 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,718 ( snickering ) 1095 00:58:07,752 --> 00:58:10,220 - ARE THOSE TWO DEAD? - WHAT? 1096 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:12,523 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1097 00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:14,825 ARE THOSE TWO DEAD? 1098 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:17,762 OH, NO, NOT YET. 1099 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:19,163 FINALLY. 1100 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:30,074 AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! 1101 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,177 ARE WE READY, CHILDREN? 1102 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,012 - COME ON. - GET ON WITH IT. 1103 00:58:37,782 --> 00:58:39,984 ( sighs ) 1104 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,186 WELL, I NEVER! 1105 00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:45,623 - IT'S NUTS. - I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS THAT. 1106 00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:52,496 SO DO WE JUST LEAVE IT HERE? 1107 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,600 YEAH. YEAH, I ASSUME SOMEONE JUST FINDS IT 1108 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,635 AND IT ALL GOES FROM HERE. 1109 00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:02,039 I THINK-- I THINK I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 1110 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:08,512 DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT, TOBE? IT WAS MY IDEA. 1111 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,181 - MY IDEA. - OUR IDEA. 1112 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:14,318 YOU MIGHT'VE COME UP WITH THE SEED, BUT I WATERED IT. 1113 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,887 YES, BUT WITHOUT OUR SEED 1114 00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:18,989 - YOU HAVE NOTHING. - Pete: YEAH. 1115 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:22,893 - YOU'VE GOT MUD. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF MY ISLAND. 1116 00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:25,362 SCREW THAT. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON YOUR ISLAND. 1117 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,532 - IT'S FINE BY ME. - I NEED A PISS. 1118 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,636 YES, I'LL GO OUTSIDE. 1119 00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:35,005 - DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF. - OH HO. 1120 00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:37,407 YEAH, GOOD TIMES. 1121 00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,145 I WANT MY OWN ISLAND. 1122 00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:55,793 Cassie: AHEM. HI! 1123 00:59:55,826 --> 00:59:58,362 - HI! - ( laughs ) 1124 00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,898 I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME BACK-- 1125 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,734 OBVIOUSLY NOT AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT. 1126 01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:06,070 BUT, UM, HEY. 1127 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:14,144 SO HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN FOR YOU SINCE WE WERE LAST-- 1128 01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:15,880 OH, ANOTHER SIX MONTHS. 1129 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:18,348 - I GOT A PROMOTION. - OH. 1130 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,851 THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL. 1131 01:00:20,885 --> 01:00:24,221 YEAH, IT WAS FOR SORTING ALL THIS OUT. 1132 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,323 SO... 1133 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,859 YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I READ THE WHOLE MANUAL, DON'T YOU? 1134 01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:30,895 THOUGHT NEVER EVEN CROSSED MY MIND. 1135 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:34,231 WELL, RAY, I AM REWRITING THE MANUAL. 1136 01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:36,400 GOOD FOR YOU. 1137 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,771 SO, UM, YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT TONIGHT? 1138 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:45,109 WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST A QUIET DRINK WITH THE BOYS IN THE PUB-- 1139 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:49,213 VERY DULL. I DID MEET THIS ONE GIRL, THOUGH. 1140 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,381 - REALLY? - SHE SAID SHE WAS FROM THE FUTURE. 1141 01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,818 WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? 1142 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:56,120 SHE WAS JUST... 1143 01:00:58,455 --> 01:01:00,691 - AWFUL. - OH! 1144 01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:03,060 OH NO, SHE WAS GREAT. SHE WAS GREAT. 1145 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,898 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IT, 1146 01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:09,800 BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE PRESENT. 1147 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,902 I DON'T KNOW. 1148 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:14,404 ALL THIS FUSS OVER HALF AN HOUR? 1149 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,606 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1150 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,675 WE WENT YEARS INTO THE FUTURE-- DECADES. 1151 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,510 OH, THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 1152 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:23,313 CASSIE, I'M DEADLY SERIOUS. 1153 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,582 WE WENT INTO THE LADIES' THROUGH ANOTHER TIME LEAK 1154 01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:27,617 AND IT BROUGHT US TO THIS PUB BUT IN THE FUTURE-- 1155 01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:30,187 WAY INTO THE FUTURE. YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR US-- 1156 01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,823 MILLIE AND YOU AND ALL YOUR LOT-- CAUSAL ADJUST. 1157 01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:36,293 RAY, CAUSAL ADJUST IS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR THE EDITORS. 1158 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:38,495 - THE WHO? - I TOLD YOU ABOUT THEM. 1159 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,966 THEY KILL PEOPLE AT THEIR FINEST HOUR. MILLIE'S AN EDITOR, RAY. 1160 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,667 OH, SHIT. 1161 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,470 SHE BROUGHT US BACK HERE. SHE BROUGHT US HERE-- WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 1162 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:48,672 WHY DO YOU THINK? TO KILL YOU. 1163 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,675 OH NO. WHAT DO WE DO? 1164 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:56,113 OKAY, WELL, I'M GOING TO GO GET HELP AND YOU JUST STAY PUT. 1165 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:59,049 - I'VE GOT TO GO AND WARN THE BOYS. - RAY, IT'S NOT SAFE IN THERE. 1166 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,518 I CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM, CASSIE. LOOK, YOU BRING HELP 1167 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,253 AND I'LL-- 1168 01:02:03,287 --> 01:02:04,688 I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. 1169 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,291 RAY! 1170 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:09,860 PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 1171 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,232 ( beeping ) 1172 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,636 WHOA! WATCH IT, DUDE. 1173 01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:22,006 - GUYS, WE'RE SCREWED. - WHAT? 1174 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,508 - MILLIE IS AN EDITOR. - A WHAT? 1175 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,543 AN EDITOR. REMEMBER, THEY KILL PEOPLE 1176 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,313 AT THEIR FINEST HOUR? LIKE-- LIKE KEVIN COSTNER. 1177 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,681 AND I THINK THAT THIS-- THIS WAS OURS. 1178 01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:33,350 OH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1179 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,754 NO NO NO NO NO, WAIT WAIT WAIT. THERE'S NO POINT. 1180 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:40,958 THERE'S NO POINT. THEY'LL ONLY FIND US SOME OTHER TIME, SOME OTHER PLACE. 1181 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,126 WHAT DO WE DO, RAY? 1182 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:44,694 ( beeping ) THAT'S ODD. 1183 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:46,230 I CAN'T GET A SIGNAL. 1184 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,565 - WE BURN THIS. - WHAT? 1185 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,568 WE BURN THIS, WE CHANGE HISTORY. WITHOUT THIS THEY HAVE NO REASON TO KILL US. 1186 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,170 YOU DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WE'RE IN DANGER. 1187 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:55,572 - CASSIE SAID. - I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SAID. 1188 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,741 TOBE, I SAW THIS PLACE FULL OF BODIES. 1189 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,210 LOOK, RAY, JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE THROWING AWAY. 1190 01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,046 IF YOU BURN THAT, WE DON'T GET RICH. 1191 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,181 - WE DON'T GET FAMOUS. - WE DON'T GET DEAD. 1192 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:06,616 LOOK, I'VE COME UP WITH A LOT OF IDEAS-- 1193 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,418 - A LOT OF SHIT IDEAS. - TOBE-- 1194 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,155 AND I KNOW YOU LAUGH AT THEM, BUT I DON'T MIND BECAUSE I THOUGHT, 1195 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:13,223 YOU KNOW, IF I KEEP GOING, 1196 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:15,425 ONE DAY I'D COME UP WITH SOMETHING GOOD. 1197 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,495 WELL, WHAT IF THIS IS IT? THE ONE IDEA THAT MAKES IT FOR ME? 1198 01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:21,598 MY ONE CHANCE. 1199 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,868 DON'T BURN IT, RAY. 1200 01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:25,936 IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR IDEA. I SAY WE BURN IT. 1201 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,038 YOU FUCKING WOULD! YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED MY IDEAS. 1202 01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:30,107 Pete: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR IDEA! 1203 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,843 GUYS! OKAY, GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, RIGHT? 1204 01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:34,778 JUST-- PETE, GIVE ME THE LIGHTER. 1205 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,948 - TOBY, DON'T--! - YOU GIVE IT TO ME! 1206 01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:39,416 TOBY, YOU-- 1207 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,951 ( clicking ) 1208 01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,322 PETE, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? 1209 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:47,324 TWO MONTHS IN A WOOD TRYING TO STAY ALIVE-- 1210 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,026 THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH THE LIGHTER. 1211 01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:52,662 COME HERE. OKAY, YOU KEEP TRYING. I'M GONNA GET SOME MATCHES. 1212 01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:56,366 - GIVE ME A GO. - NO. 1213 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,567 - GIVE ME A GO. - NO. 1214 01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,136 I'LL BE FINE, JUST GIVE ME A GO. 1215 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,871 EXCUSE ME. AHEM. 1216 01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:03,640 - HI. - HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1217 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:06,010 WE'RE ON OUR OWN. I'M OFFLINE. 1218 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,778 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - MY TIME MACHINE INSIDE ME-- IT'S BLOCKED. 1219 01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,380 - GIVE ME THE LIGHTER. - NO. 1220 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:11,882 - JUST GIVE IT TO ME. - NO WAY. 1221 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,551 GIVE ME THE FUCKING LETTER, PETE. 1222 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:17,554 - NOT A CHANCE. - AND SO YOU DENY ME THREE TIMES. 1223 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,990 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE IN THE PAINTING. YOU'RE JUDAS. 1224 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,192 - IT'S PETER, YOU MORON! - EXCUSE ME, 1225 01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:24,661 - ALL I WANT IS A BOX OF MATCHES! - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 1226 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:28,632 - WHAT'S YOUR POINT? - IN THE BIBLE, IT WAS PETER WHO DENIED JESUS 1227 01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:32,302 THREE TIMES, YOU FAT TWAT. 1228 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,404 HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH, LADS! 1229 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:35,940 TIME AT THE BAR! 1230 01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,975 GET OFF ME, YOU BELL-END. 1231 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,984 THIS IS IT. 1232 01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,191 HI. 1233 01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:58,495 I HAVE SEEN THE ORIGINAL BEFORE, OF COURSE, 1234 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:01,065 BUT IN A MUSEUM. SO JUST TO BE HERE 1235 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,767 TONIGHT WITH THE CREATORS ON THE NIGHT IT ALL BEGAN... 1236 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,137 ( exhales ) IS JUST SUCH A RUSH. 1237 01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,439 BUT I AM SORRY TO SAY TONIGHT 1238 01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:11,475 IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS. 1239 01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:14,778 YOU DON'T CHANGE OR ADD TO CULTURE IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY. 1240 01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:17,647 THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REMEMBERED FOR. 1241 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:21,685 SO WHY NOT GO OUT WITH A BANG RATHER THAN FADE AWAY? 1242 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:24,521 GET AWAY FROM HIM, YE BITCH! 1243 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,391 HELLO. I'M SORRY. 1244 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,994 I'M POINTING A RATHER LARGE GUN AT YOU. 1245 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:33,663 UH, YEAH. WHICH YOU GOT FROM WHEN EXACTLY? 1246 01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:35,865 CENTURIES BEYOND YOUR TIME. 1247 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,601 SO WHAT IS IT? 1248 01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:40,404 WHAT IS IT? 1249 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,376 I'LL TELL-- AHEM-- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 1250 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,746 IT'S A MARK IV CARBOMITE ASSAULT STAFF-- 1251 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,049 THE PLANETARY PEACE CORPS'S BEST FRIEND. 1252 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:55,352 IT'LL WORK IN AN ABSOLUTE VACUUM AND AT ABSOLUTE ZERO. 1253 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:57,687 COLD-FUSION BATTERY-- GOOD FOR 50 YEARS. 1254 01:05:57,721 --> 01:05:59,323 IT FIRES HOMING PLASMA ORBS 1255 01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:02,392 THAT'LL CUT THROUGH TITANIUM PLATE 4" THICK. 1256 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:04,461 REALLY? 1257 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,096 WELL... 1258 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,698 YOU DIDN'T, LIKE, MENTION ITS RANGE. 1259 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,435 I'D HIT YOU FROM HERE. 1260 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:15,739 NOW GET OFF THE BIG GUY. 1261 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:16,940 ( sighs ) 1262 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,815 MILLIE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 1263 01:06:25,849 --> 01:06:28,985 THE FUTURE GENERATIONS LEADING FROM THIS ROOM THAT WOULDN'T BE BORN-- 1264 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:32,122 CHAOS THEORY ON A MASSIVE SCALE. ( groaning ) 1265 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,726 Ray: CASSIE? CASSIE! 1266 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,963 - ( groaning ) - RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 1267 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,932 ( screaming ) 1268 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:44,968 OH, STOP IT. FUCKING STOP IT. 1269 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,670 EVERYBODY FREEZE! 1270 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:49,039 AIN'T NOBODY GOING NOWHERE. 1271 01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,940 HEY, DROP YOUR WEAPONS. 1272 01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:53,043 YOU SEE ANY WEAPONS, RAY? 1273 01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:57,381 SEE, MY TIME MACHINE HAS A BUILT-IN ARMAMENT SYSTEM. 1274 01:06:57,414 --> 01:06:58,948 SO TO "DROP MY WEAPONS" 1275 01:06:58,982 --> 01:07:00,850 WOULD REQUIRE ABOUT-- ( hisses ) 1276 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:03,553 YEAH, 12 HOURS OF SURGERY. 1277 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:05,422 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1278 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,592 I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE STAND-OFF HERE TODAY. 1279 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:11,061 OH... 1280 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:13,263 UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE BLUFFING. 1281 01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:15,399 UNLESS, OF COURSE, THAT IS 1282 01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:18,735 A PLASTIC TOY GUN YOU MADE FOR WORK, RAY. 1283 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,672 OH, POO. 1284 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,346 THAT'S A NICE TRY. 1285 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:32,582 I MESSED UP, RAY. I'M SORRY. 1286 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:34,484 NO NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1287 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,720 ALL IN ALL IT'S BEEN A PRETTY GOOD DAY. 1288 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,722 YOU KNOW, I TRAVELED THROUGH TIME, MET YOU. 1289 01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:41,258 KNOW WHAT? 1290 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,860 I AM SENSING A LITTLE BIT OF RESISTANCE 1291 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,895 TO THIS WHOLE IMMORTALITY DEAL 1292 01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,897 I AM OFFERING HERE. 1293 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:52,068 TOBY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 1294 01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:54,571 IS DESTROY THAT LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER 1295 01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,506 AND YOU GET TO LIVE TO WRITE ANOTHER DAY 1296 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,041 IN YOUR BOOK OF BAD IDEAS 1297 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,344 AND YOUR DEAD-END JOB. 1298 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:02,146 WOW. 1299 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:04,681 OR YOU COULD GIVE IT TO ME 1300 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,351 AND I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO LEGENDS. 1301 01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:08,752 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1302 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,023 COME ON, TOBE. 1303 01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:17,894 I-I JUST-- I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME TO THINK. 1304 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,529 WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT? 1305 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,365 SHE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL US. 1306 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,433 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 1307 01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,407 AH AH AH AH AH! 1308 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:33,177 NOW THIS IS HIS CHOICE AND HIS ALONE. 1309 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:36,546 ( "Land of Make Believe" playing ) 1310 01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,384 OH NO, THE SONG! 1311 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,085 THIS FUCKING SONG! 1312 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:45,222 YOU KNOW, IF THERE WAS ONE THING I COULD CHANGE ABOUT THIS SITUATION, 1313 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:48,525 IT WOULD NOT BE THE SONG ON THE FUCKING JUKEBOX! 1314 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,227 TIME'S UP! 1315 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,431 NOW WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 1316 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:02,472 ( Pete coughs ) 1317 01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:09,846 ( lighter clicks ) 1318 01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:14,251 Millie: TOBY? 1319 01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:25,195 FUCK YOU. CHUCK IT! 1320 01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:35,439 NO! 1321 01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:45,148 ( people screaming ) 1322 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:59,863 * Running-- running-- running * 1323 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,800 * Keep on running 1324 01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:07,271 * They're running after you, babe * 1325 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,307 * Run for the sun, little one... * 1326 01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,079 ( coughing ) 1327 01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:58,922 * In the land of make believe * 1328 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,338 * Run for the sun, little one... * 1329 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,873 ( door creaks ) 1330 01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:20,377 * You're an outlaw once again, time to change * 1331 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:26,483 * Superman will be with us while he can * 1332 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:31,120 * In the land of make believe... * 1333 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:35,325 ( glass shatters ) 1334 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,041 ( reversing ) 1335 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,422 ( wheezes ) 1336 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,356 WHOO, WOW. 1337 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,759 JANEY MAC. 1338 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:46,663 OH... ( laughs ) 1339 01:12:53,503 --> 01:12:55,605 - DID YOU DO THAT? - YEP. 1340 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:58,007 WITH MY PINT? 1341 01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,876 WE WERE JUST DEAD. 1342 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,045 - YEAH. - BUT-- 1343 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:04,213 - BUT NOW WE'RE NOT. - NO. 1344 01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:07,083 SO WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY? 1345 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:10,153 - I KNOCKED A PINT ONTO THIS-- - MY PINT. MY PINT. 1346 01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:13,957 I KNOCKED PETE'S PINT ONTO THIS, 1347 01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:17,193 UM, SO NO ONE COULD READ IT. SO THE FUTURE 1348 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,663 THEN CHANGED BECAUSE WE DIDN'T BECOME FAMOUS, 1349 01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,998 SO THE EDITORS DIDN'T SEND ANYBODY TO KILL US. 1350 01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:25,068 WOW. 1351 01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,504 I THINK YOU GOT THAT WRONG. 1352 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:30,440 - WHAT? - WELL, PETE DOWNED HIS PINT, DIDN'T HE? 1353 01:13:30,474 --> 01:13:34,110 SO THAT WAS PROBABLY MY PINT. 1354 01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:39,348 JESUS, COULD WE FOCUS ON THE US-BEING-ALIVE-AGAIN THING? 1355 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:42,251 WELL YEAH, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY. WELL DONE, RAY. 1356 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:45,221 IS THAT IT? IS IT ALL OVER? 1357 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:46,923 WE'RE ALL OKAY? 1358 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:48,625 YEAH, I THINK SO. 1359 01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:51,661 WOW. 1360 01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:54,130 I'VE GONE OFF THIS PUB A LITTLE BIT. 1361 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:56,666 - SHOULD WE GO DOWN TO THE KING'S HEAD? - WHY NOT? 1362 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,035 SO-- SO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TONIGHT... 1363 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,304 COULDN'T HAPPEN, DIDN'T HAPPEN. 1364 01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:05,174 INCLUDING ME MEETING CASSIE. 1365 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,878 TSK. OH. 1366 01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:12,482 - YEAH. COME ON, LET'S GO. - Ray: RIGHT. 1367 01:14:17,253 --> 01:14:19,723 I SWEAR I WILL NEVER USE A PUB TOILET AGAIN. 1368 01:14:19,756 --> 01:14:21,390 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 1369 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,793 AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE TAKING AWAY FROM THIS EVENING? 1370 01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:26,062 - NO! - SO WE'RE DEFINITELY SAFE NOW, YEAH? 1371 01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:27,564 - I SUPPOSE. - SUPPOSE?! 1372 01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:30,033 YOU'RE THE NERDS. CAN'T YOU WORK IT OUT? 1373 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,736 WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW? TIME RESET, SO THE PUB 1374 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:35,271 WAS NEVER FULL OF DEAD PEOPLE. 1375 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,073 SO YOU OWE ME A TENNER. COME ON! 1376 01:14:37,106 --> 01:14:40,744 OKAY THEN, IF TIME RESET, THE BET NEVER HAPPENED. 1377 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:55,659 WELL, I DID ONLY SAY "SUPPOSE." 1378 01:15:00,363 --> 01:15:03,466 - IT'S CASSIE! - RAY! 1379 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,401 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE! 1380 01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:07,303 ( both gasp ) 1381 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,539 ( both moaning ) 1382 01:15:12,976 --> 01:15:15,311 - HA. - OH. 1383 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:18,548 - SO YOU REMEMBER ME THEN? - OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU. 1384 01:15:18,582 --> 01:15:20,717 WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR TWO YEARS. 1385 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,385 WE'VE-- WHAT?! REALLY? 1386 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:23,753 - YEAH. YES. - TWO YEARS? 1387 01:15:23,787 --> 01:15:25,689 THAT'S... WOW. UM... 1388 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:28,157 OH, UH... 1389 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,293 RIGHT, THIS IS PETE AND TOBE. 1390 01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:32,161 - HIYA. - HELLO. 1391 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:36,332 THIS IS CASSIE. SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 1392 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:39,703 RAY, LISTEN, WHEN YOU KNOCKED THAT PINT OVER, 1393 01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:42,505 YOU CREATED A FEEDBACK LOOP THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME. 1394 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,908 THE REPERCUSSIONS HAVE BEEN ENORMOUS-- LEAKS EVERYWHERE. 1395 01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,844 WHOA. TWO YEARS, HUH? 1396 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:51,447 WOW. SO WE MUST HAVE, UH-- 1397 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,617 HAVE WE HAD ANY OF THE... 1398 01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:57,053 - MMM? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1399 01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:00,990 UNLESS OF COURSE YOU MEAN SEX, WHICH, YEAH. 1400 01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:02,525 YES, YEAH, WE'VE DONE THAT LOTS. 1401 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,427 LOTS. 1402 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,599 - WAS I ANY GOOD? - RAY! 1403 01:16:09,633 --> 01:16:12,135 I LOVE YOU, BUT WE ONLY HAVE 14 HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH. 1404 01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,203 SO YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME NOW! 1405 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,706 - OKAY. - YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, GUYS! 1406 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,942 YEAH, WE'LL BE IN THE KING'S HEAD. 1407 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,044 WHAT? YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME TOO! 1408 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,713 I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH TIME TRAVEL FOR ONE NIGHT, THANKS. 1409 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:26,582 IT'S NOT TIME TRAVEL. IT'S A PARALLEL UNIVERSE! 1410 01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:29,352 - PARALLEL UNIVERSE? - LET'S GO, THE PORTAL'S CLOSING! 1411 01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,055 - WHAT THE FUCK'S A PORTAL? - COME ON! 1412 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:34,991 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO? 1413 01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:38,027 BECAUSE SOMEONE SHOULD STAY AND LOOK AFTER THE COATS AND THE BAGS. 1414 01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:40,730 BESIDES, I THOUGHT I MIGHT GO FOR YOUR JOB ON THE STAR RIDE. 1415 01:16:40,764 --> 01:16:42,598 I WAS GONNA APPLY FOR THAT! 1416 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:45,368 - Toby: I SAID IT FIRST. - GUYS, GUYS, LISTEN TO YOURSELVES. 1417 01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:48,504 LOOK, THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 1418 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,974 YEAH, WE MIGHT FUCK IT UP. 1419 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:53,242 TO BE HONEST, WE PROBABLY WILL. 1420 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:57,046 OKAY, WE DEFINITELY WILL. BUT... 1421 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,949 WHO'S WITH ME? 1422 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,151 PLEASE? 1423 01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:09,558 AS LONG AS WE'RE BACK FOR LAST ORDERS. 1424 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,662 THERE'S MY IMAGINEERS. 1425 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,265 ( "The Final Countdown" playing ) 1426 01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:19,402 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. 1427 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,406 ONE... 1428 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:26,042 - TWO-- - I FUCKING HATE SCI-FI. 1429 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:28,244 "SCIENCE FICTION"-- THREE! 1430 01:17:32,515 --> 01:17:36,419 * IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN * 1431 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:44,861 * THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 1432 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:54,237 * WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER 1433 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:58,374 * BUT STILL IT'S FAREWELL 1434 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:02,145 * AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK * 1435 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,581 * TO EARTH, WHO CAN TELL? * 1436 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,852 HAVE WE GONE? 1437 01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:11,220 I SUPPOSE. 1438 01:18:11,254 --> 01:18:14,190 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, TOBY. IT'S OVER. 1439 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,430 BOLLOCKS. 1440 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:26,035 * IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN * 1441 01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:28,071 ( man rapping ) 1442 01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:33,709 * THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 1443 01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:50,693 * WE'RE HEADING FOR VENUS * 1444 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:55,498 * AND STILL WE STAND TALL * 1445 01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:58,835 * 'CAUSE MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN US * 1446 01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:03,372 * AND WELCOME US ALL, YEAH * 1447 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,976 * WITH SO MANY LIGHT YEARS TO GO * 1448 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:11,815 - * AND THINGS TO BE FOUND - * THINGS TO BE FOUND 1449 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:15,684 * I'M SURE THAT WE'LL ALL MISS HER SO * 1450 01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:21,057 * IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 1451 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,092 ( man rapping ) 1452 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,998 * THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 1453 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:27,857 * IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ( echoes ) 1454 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:31,995 * IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN * 1455 01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:40,103 * THE FINAL COUNTDOWN 1456 01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:47,810 * THE FINAL COUNTDOWN. 1457 01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:00,089 ( dramatic score playing ) 1458 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,806 GET BACK, FREAK! 1459 01:22:23,839 --> 01:22:26,542 ( panting ) HELP ME! 1460 01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:29,245 ( panting ) 1461 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,714 ( wheezes ) 1462 01:22:31,747 --> 01:22:34,017 TOBY, WAIT! 1463 01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:37,053 DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, IT'S ME-- TOBY! 1464 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:40,123 THIS IS ALL GETTING A LITTLE BIT TOO COMPLICATED.