1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,179 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,213 - DID YOU TWO COME TOGETHER? 3 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,115 - NO! WE JUST CAME IN TOGETHER. 4 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:19,220 - I'VE NEVER STEPPED OUTSIDE OF MY MARRIAGE BEFORE. 5 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:22,123 - BUT I'M GUESSING THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE... 6 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,558 OWED ONE. 7 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,195 - COME ON. YOU'RE COMING IN. 8 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,529 I WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOU. 9 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,566 - THIS IS SO NOT FAIR. 10 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,471 - DAISY... CAME TO SEE ME. 11 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,407 - WHAT'D SHE SAY, THAT LITTLE TRAMP? 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,376 - SHE SAID THAT SHE HAD CONTRACTED A FEW STDs. 13 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,812 - NO, I SERIOUSLY THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. 14 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,547 - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SO AWFUL 15 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,548 ABOUT VISITING THE WOMAN 16 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:50,151 WHO PUSHED YOU THROUGH HER MAGNIFICENT VAGINA? 17 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,086 - CHELSEA HAS LAKERS TICKETS. 18 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,487 - I'M SO EXCITED. 19 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,689 I CAN'T WAIT TO SQUEEZE THAT LITTLE PEANUT. 20 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,824 - I WOULDN'T GET TOO EXCITED. 21 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,526 SHE HASN'T BEEN VERY PLEASANT LATELY. 22 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,728 HEY! LOOK WHO'S HERE. 23 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,630 NOT EVEN A HELLO. OH, GOOD TIMES. 24 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,733 - WHAT? WERE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME BEHIND? 25 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,646 [cell phone buzzing] 26 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,548 - MY GOD. 27 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,316 - CHELSEA. I NEED TO TAKE THIS. 28 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,317 - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 29 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:25,153 WHAT, ARE YOU WITH THE ORGAN TRANSPLANT TEAM? 30 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,053 SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. 31 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,721 TELL YOUR OLD MAN ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND. 32 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,623 START BY TELLING ME HOW MUCH YOU MISSED ME. 33 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,326 - OH, WE HAD A GRAND OLD TIME. 34 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,228 - SOAKED UP SOME CULTURE, DID YOU? 35 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,464 MUSEUMS, SHOPPING, GIRL TALK? SOME DIRTY-WATER HOT DOGS MAYBE? 36 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,465 WHAT? 37 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,866 WHOA. WHAT? WHERE YOU GOING? 38 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,868 - I'M STILL ALLOWED TO PEE, AREN'T I? 39 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,869 [cell phone plays tune] 40 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,537 [thud] 41 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,209 - REMEMBER THIS? 42 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,211 REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT... - YES. 43 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,679 - THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? IT'S AWFUL. 44 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,914 I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER ANYMORE. 45 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,350 - I TOLD YOU. SHE'S CHANGED, RIGHT? 46 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,286 SHE'S A MISERABLE LITTLE BITCH ALL THE TIME NOW. 47 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,621 - I GUESS AT LEAST WE KNOW WHY, RIGHT? 48 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,823 - WE DO? - CHELSEA. 49 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,458 IT'S ALL SHE CARES ABOUT ANYMORE. 50 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,694 CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA. 51 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,762 - WELL, I-IT'S BETTER THAN HER CARING ABOUT A BOY, RIGHT? 52 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,499 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT FROM YOUR BFF. 53 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,202 AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT THE AID OF A TURKEY BASTER. 54 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,170 - OH, HANK, THIS ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE. 55 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,371 - WHAT ISN'T WORKING? DON'T SAY THAT. 56 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,372 - THIS WHOLE ARRANGEMENT. 57 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:21,509 SHE NEEDS TO BE LIVING WITH ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 58 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,677 I KNOW-- I KNOW SHE HATES ME. 59 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,679 AND I KNOW SHE WANTS TO LIVE HERE WITH YOU. 60 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,948 BUT FUCK IT. WE'RE THE PARENTS, RIGHT? 61 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,650 WE GET TO DECIDE. 62 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,719 - WE? - YES, WE. 63 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,921 - SO WHAT, YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE L.A.? 64 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,623 THE THREE OF US, MOVE BACK TO NEW YORK TOGETHER? 65 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,391 - WELL, SOON, YEAH. 66 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,660 END OF THE SEMESTER, WHATEVER. 67 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,695 [whispering] THIS PLACE IS TOXIC. 68 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,631 OKAY? 69 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,434 L.A. IS NO PLACE TO RAISE A DAUGHTER. 70 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,901 - THAT'S MY LINE. - I KNOW. 71 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,270 - YOU'RE STEALING MY SHIT. 72 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,672 ALL RIGHT. TO OUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY... 73 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,641 - I--YES. 74 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,644 - OUR BLACK PRESIDENT, AND MY MAGNIFICENT DONG. 75 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,647 [upbeat music] 76 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:07,621 * 77 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,122 - WHAT THE FUCK? 78 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,825 I'M NOT EVEN A PART OF THIS FUCKING FAMILY ANYMORE? 79 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:45,759 - JESUS CHRIST. KAREN! 80 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,861 - SHE GETS TO DECIDE? HOW IS THAT FAIR? 81 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,597 - I DON'T THINK WE WERE SHOOTING FOR FAIR, HONEY. KAREN! 82 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,599 - FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY, 83 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,866 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO PACK UP 84 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,468 AND MOVE SOMEPLACE I HAVE NO FRIENDS? 85 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,869 NEW YORK DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME. 86 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,037 IT ISN'T THE ANSWER TO ANYTHING! 87 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,005 - TELLING HER TOGETHER-- 88 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,274 I GUESS THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL, DID IT? 89 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,509 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT KIND OF CAME UP 90 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,578 WHILE THE NARCISSIST IN THE FAMILY WAS DEEP-CONDITIONING. 91 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,814 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T FIGHT FOR ME. 92 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,749 - THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGHT ABOUT, HONEY. 93 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,750 THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN. 94 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,353 - HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL, OKAY? 95 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,422 WE WILL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 96 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,557 I LOVE YOU. 97 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,994 SO, WELL, THE WORST IS OVER. 98 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:21,929 - OH, YEAH? 99 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,664 YOU THINK THE FRENCH REVOLUTION WAS OVER 100 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,299 WHEN THEY STORMED THE BASTILLE? 101 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,067 NO, NO, NO. THEY HAD A LITTLE THING CALLED THE TERROR. 102 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,068 IT HAPPENED YEARS LATER. 103 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,837 - SHE WILL GET USED TO THE IDEA. 104 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,439 WHO DOESN'T WANT TO LIVE IN NEW YORK? 105 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,907 - MM. - ANYWAY, PROFESSOR... 106 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,009 YOU NEED TO GET DRESSED. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 107 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,412 - NOT THAT LATE. IT'S A VERY PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL. 108 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,813 THE STUDENTS PRACTICALLY TEACH THEMSELVES. 109 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,014 - UH-UH, NO, STOP. - WHY? 110 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,015 - STOP! - WHY? 111 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,517 - BECAUSE. 112 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,486 WELL, FOR A START, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN. 113 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,655 - WELL, I'M FRESHLY SHOWERED, RIGHT? 114 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,956 THAT SHOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING. 115 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,691 BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN EITHER. 116 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,693 - OH, YOU DO. - OH, I DO? 117 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,528 - YEAH. - WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A RIDDLE? 118 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,029 YOU GETTING ALL SPHINX-LIKE ON ME? 119 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,567 - I SLEPT WITH BILL. - HA HA-HA HA-HA. 120 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,803 - I SLEPT WITH BILL. 121 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,939 I RAN INTO HIM AT NYU WHEN HE WAS VISITING MIA. 122 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,074 - EW! UGH! 123 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,042 - SHE SAYS HI, BY THE WAY. 124 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:09,910 UM, ARE YOU OKAY? 125 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,513 YOU LOOK A LITTLE SICK IN YOUR STOMACH. 126 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,081 - [belches] OH... 127 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,817 SHIT, YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU? 128 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,919 - OH... 129 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,121 HANK. 130 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,791 OH, COME ON, HONEY. IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 131 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,960 I MEAN, I KIND OF FELT LIKE I OWED HIM ONE. 132 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,497 I DID, YOU KNOW, RUIN HIS LIFE AND ALL. 133 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,565 I MEAN, THAT NIGHT THAT I MARRIED HIM, 134 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,101 AND THEN I JUMPED IN THE CAR WITH YOU. 135 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:37,538 [sighs] GOD, IT FEELS GOOD TO TELL THE TRUTH. 136 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,943 COME ON, PROFESSOR. 137 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,912 COME OUT OF THERE. GET DRESSED. 138 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,715 I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO CLASS WITH YOU! 139 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,121 - "EVA LIFTS HER HEAD FROM HER BOOK 140 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,657 "AND REGARDS THE CURIOUS FIGURE STRIDING HER WAY. 141 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,959 "THE FAINT HINT OF A SMILE APPEARS ON HER FACE. 142 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,728 "ADAM SLOWS DOWN, REACHING HER TABLE. 143 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,896 "THEIR EYES MEET, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM IS GOING TO DO IT. 144 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,398 "BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW, FOLKS? 145 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:07,034 "HE AVERTS HIS EYES AND KEEPS RIGHT ON WALKING, 146 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,036 JAMMING HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS." 147 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:13,140 OKAY, SO WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS EARLY EXECRABLE WORK 148 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,009 FROM A MAJOR-- AND I DO MEAN MAJOR-- 149 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,010 AMERICAN AUTHOR? 150 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,812 AND DON'T BE SHY. 151 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,814 RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE OR THREE OR FOUR. 152 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,784 GO. DIG IN. 153 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,119 - SIR? 154 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,792 SIR? 155 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,027 - [laughs] YES. 156 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,664 - I THINK "EXECRABLE" IS A LITTLE HARSH. 157 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,832 I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO BAD. 158 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,168 - AND I THINK THOSE THAT ARE AUDITING THIS CLASS 159 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,503 REALLY SHOULDN'T PARTICIPATE. 160 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,704 OTHERS? 161 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,439 - UH, I THINK YOU SHOULD LET THE WOMAN SPEAK. 162 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,575 SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN? 163 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,444 - SHE DIDN'T. NEXT. 164 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,512 - WELL... 165 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,013 "THEIR EYES MEET"? 166 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,682 THAT'S A LITTLE HOKEY, DON'T YOU THINK? 167 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,517 AND, UH... 168 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,653 EVA'S WHOLE INTRODUCTION, REALLY, IS JUST... 169 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,121 STUPID, YOU KNOW? 170 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,590 WE KNOW SHE'S PRETTY. 171 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,423 WE GET IT. - AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME. 172 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:05,793 LOOK AT THAT. CLASS HAS NOW ENDED. 173 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:09,062 GO IN PEACE AND LOVE TO SERVE THE WORD. 174 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,104 - WELL... 175 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,641 UM, HERE'S THE PAPERS ON LAST WEEK'S POETRY 176 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,976 OF JAGGER AND RICHARDS. 177 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,177 - THANK YOU. 178 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:27,014 - [softly] JILL. [laughs] 179 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,016 - THANKS. 180 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,822 - WELL, THEN, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 181 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,690 - THANKS, JILL. 182 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,262 - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 183 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,631 - WHAT? 184 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,599 - SO, ADAM... 185 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,167 WHICH ONE ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH? 186 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,235 - EXCUSE ME? 187 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:52,105 - MY BETS ARE ON THE YOUNG, VOLUPTUOUS STUDENT. 188 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,941 SHE'S A DEFINITE... 189 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,909 EVA PROTOTYPE. 190 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,545 - PLEASE. THERE'S ONLY ONE EVA. 191 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,880 BESIDES, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SLEEP WITH STUDENTS. 192 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,950 - OH, OF COURSE. YES. 193 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,618 THOUGH WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE... 194 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,853 - OH, JESUS. - I SLEPT WITH-- 195 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,087 - "SLEPT WITH MY PROFESSOR." I KNOW! 196 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,589 I'VE HEARD QUITE ENOUGH 197 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,591 ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL GOINGS-ON FOR ONE DAY. 198 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:13,093 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT THIS RIDICULOUS STORY. 199 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,262 I MEAN, YOU WROTE THIS WHEN YOU WERE, LIKE, 23? 200 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,998 - I SAVE EVERYTHING I WRITE-- ALL PARTS OF THE BUFFALO. 201 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:18,799 - HMM. 202 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,001 - ESPECIALLY THE STUFF ABOUT YOU. 203 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,304 YEAH, ONE-ACT PLAYS, HAIKUS, 204 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,774 GROCERY LISTS. - [laughing] 205 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,976 - HANK. OH, HANK. 206 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,310 I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST WONDERING 207 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,745 IF YOU WERE PICKING UP... 208 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,147 - FELICIA. - THE GIRLS FROM SCHOOL TODAY. 209 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,617 - K-KAREN. KAREN. - HEY. 210 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,918 - FELICIA. 211 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,287 - KAREN. NOT--NOT THE KAREN? 212 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,189 - THE MAMACITA OF MY BAMBINA. 213 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,825 SI. - HEY. I'M BECCA'S MOM. 214 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,326 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 215 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,928 - I'M CHELSEA'S MUM. - OH, YEAH. 216 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,130 - LOVELY TO MEET YOU FINALLY. 217 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,733 BECCA MUST BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU BACK. 218 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,134 - WELL, SHE'S NOT BACK BACK. - WELL, NO. 219 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,769 IT'S JUST A QUICK VISIT. 220 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,905 YOU KNOW, MY WORK KEEPS ME IN NEW YORK, SO... 221 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,272 - I KNOW. IT'S SO AWFUL, ISN'T IT? 222 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,775 THE WHOLE WORKING-MUM THING. 223 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,678 I'M SO LUCKY WITH MY TEACHING SCHEDULE. 224 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:07,581 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT WORKING THIS AFTERNOON, 225 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,882 SO I COULD PICK THEM UP IF YOU'D LIKE. 226 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,118 - OH, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S OKAY. 227 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,053 I KIND OF--I KIND OF LIKE IT. I MISS IT, ACTUALLY. 228 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,657 - OH, YEAH, WELL, WHO-- WHO DOESN'T LOVE A CARPOOL LINE? 229 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,026 - WELL, THEN, PROBLEM SOLVED, I GUESS. 230 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,062 SO, LOVELY TO MEET YOU. - YEAH. 231 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,897 AND YOU. YES. YEAH, BYE. 232 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:29,236 OH, MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT WOMAN? 233 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,338 - YEAH, SHE'S--SHE'S REAL CLASSY-LIKE, RIGHT? 234 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,273 - [gags] - WHAT? 235 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,975 - NO, AND THAT RIDICULOUS ACCENT. 236 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,376 I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK? 237 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,878 - IT'S PLEASANT. - SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 238 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,346 [British accent] "SO LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 239 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,413 MY--MY SCHEDULE." 240 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,349 - BUT THAT--IT'S-- SHE TAUGHT TO SPEAK LIKE THAT. 241 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,085 SHE'S NOT MAKING IT-- I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS. 242 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,654 ARE YOU BEING JEALOUS? 243 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,288 - NO. 244 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,790 - IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY YOU WERE. 245 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:53,126 - I MEAN, NO, SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR TYPE. 246 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,831 - NO. 247 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,968 - THERE YOU ARE, 248 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,804 YOU V.D.-RIDDLED SACK OF SHIT. 249 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,907 TEN DAYS' WORTH OF ANTIBIOTICS I HAVE TO TAKE, 250 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,842 JUST IN CASE, MIND YOU. 251 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,210 - I'M TAKING THEM TOO, YOU KNOW, 252 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,478 AND I'M GETTING TESTED TOMORROW. 253 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:15,048 - YES, DEAR, BUT THE DELICATE BALANCE OF YEAST IN YOUR VAGINA 254 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,184 ISN'T AS LIKELY TO BE COMPROMISED 255 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,086 BY ALL THIS SHIT, NOW, IS IT? 256 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,287 - JUST, YOU KNOW, EAT MORE YOGURT. 257 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,223 HEY, I'LL MAKE YOU A SMOOTHY. 258 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,326 - DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT A FUCKING SMOOTHY? 259 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,029 WHOSE CORVETTE IS THAT BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY? 260 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,130 - RICK SPRINGFIELD. 261 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,299 AND A SMOOTHY CAN BE VERY REFRESHING ON A HOT DAY. 262 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,201 - OH, NOW YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME. 263 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,736 - WHAT FUCKING WITH YOU? 264 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,939 - I SAID, WHOSE CAR IS THAT BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY? 265 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,273 - AND I SAID RICK SPRINGFIELD. 266 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,775 HE'S GOT A BIG AUDITION TOMORROW, 267 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,010 AND WE'RE RUNNING LINES HERE. 268 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,944 - SHUT THE FUCK UP. 269 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,013 RICK SPRINGFIELD IS RUNNING LINES WITH YOU 270 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,414 IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW? 271 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,282 - YES, HE'S A NEW CLIENT. I'VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. 272 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,350 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 273 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,820 I'M GONNA BE LATE COMING BACK FROM HIS AUDITION, 274 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,022 SO I GOT EVERYTHING PREPPED FOR OUR DINNER WITH HANK AND KAREN. 275 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,057 IT'S GONNA BE GUMBO. 276 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,026 EVERYTHING'S GOING IN THE PRESSURE COOKER. 277 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,462 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REMEMBER TO START THE RICE, PLEASE. 278 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,700 - RICK FUCKING SPRINGFIELD IS HERE IN MY HOUSE 279 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,335 RIGHT FUCKING NOW? 280 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,237 - [laughs] YES! 281 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,440 HE'S UPSTAIRS HAVING A NAP, SORT OF. 282 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,008 - HEY, RUNKLE. - OR WAIT. 283 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,045 I SPOKE TOO SOON. HERE'S RICK NOW. 284 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,780 - DUDE, DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING RAUNCHIER 285 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,750 THAN BACK ISSUES OF GENT MAGAZINE? 286 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,852 WELL... 287 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,253 HELLO. 288 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,221 - OH, MY GOD. 289 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,356 YOU'RE REALLY-- 290 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,292 RICK SPRINGFIELD IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 291 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,727 UM... [clears throat] 292 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,129 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE VERY TALL AND-- 293 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:40,033 AND DARK AND HANDSOME AND, UH... 294 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,069 NO. CHARLIE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING RAUNCHIER THAN THAT, 295 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,470 BECAUSE HE LIKES TO, YOU KNOW, 296 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,338 KICK IT OLD SCHOOL WITH THE PORNOGRAPHY. 297 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,808 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - CHURCH. 298 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,442 HEY, ARE THESE MY BETA-BLOCKERS? 299 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,780 I GET REAL NERVOUS BEFORE-- - OH, NO, THAT'S JUST A... 300 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,114 LIP GLOSS. - OH. 301 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,050 BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, SUE USED TO BLOW ME. 302 00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,087 BUT THESE DAYS, SHE LIKES THEM YOUNGER... 303 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,955 AND BALDER. 304 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,491 HEY...WOULD YOU... - OKAY. OKAY! 305 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,993 DON'T YOU NEED TO BE RUNNING ALONG SOMEWHERE, 306 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,094 LITTLE ONE, HMM? 307 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,396 APPOINTMENTS AND SUCH? - NO, I'M OKAY. 308 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,498 I JUST WANT TO STAY HERE AND TALK TO RICK SPRINGFIELD. 309 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,967 - NOT ON MY WATCH, OKAY? WE GOT WORK TO DO. 310 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,836 LOTS OF IT. NO TIME FOR DISTRACTIONS. 311 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,871 - BUT COME ON! - ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, 312 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,339 AND I'M GONNA TELL HIM WHAT THOSE PILLS ARE REALLY FOR. 313 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,373 - SHH! 314 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,910 - * I'M FIXED TO RUIN 315 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,412 * YOU'RE FIXED ON ME 316 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,247 - WHEN I WAS A KID, YOU SPOKE WHEN YOU WERE SPOKEN TO, 317 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,016 OR ELSE YOU WERE CHASED AROUND A KITCHEN 318 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,417 WITH A WOODEN SPOON. 319 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,120 - SORRY, WE WEREN'T PUT ON THIS PLANET TO ENTERTAIN YOU. 320 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,422 - UNTRUE-- ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE POOR. 321 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,124 THAT'S WHAT MY MOTHER ALWAYS CALLED CHILDREN. 322 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,126 CLEARLY, SHE WAS WRONG. 323 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,262 - HMM. WELL, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T POOR... 324 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,997 - EXCUSE ME? - POOR? ARE WE? 325 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,098 I DIDN'T GET THAT MEMO. ARE WE POOR? 326 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,534 - NO OFFENSE, KAREN, BUT BECCA SHOWED ME A PICTURE 327 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,269 OF THE APARTMENT WHERE YOU LIVE, 328 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,404 AND I'VE BEEN IN DORM ROOMS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN THAT. 329 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,340 I MEAN, I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE BEST FOR BECCA 330 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,374 IF SHE COULD STAY IN L.A. 331 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:58,245 AND HAVE AT LEAST SOME SHOT AT A NORMAL LIFE. 332 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,588 - SHE DID SAY "NO OFFENSE." - [whispers] OKAY. 333 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,091 - [grunts loudly] 334 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,092 OOH! SHE RETURNS! 335 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,027 [grunts] 336 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,162 YES! 337 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,564 YES, IN! ON THE FUCKING LINE! 338 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,466 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN, MOMMY. 339 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,400 - OH, JESUS. 340 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,435 IS THERE ANY SPORT FOR WHICH YOUR FATHER 341 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,138 DOES NOT HAVE THE PROPER ATTIRE? 342 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,140 I BET HE SWIMS IN A SPEEDO. DOES HE? 343 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,175 - [grunts loudly] 344 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,943 - [squeals] OH! - YES! 345 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,213 YES! YES! TAKE THAT, YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER! 346 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,314 - OH, HELLO. 347 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,016 - FELICIA. - ALL RIGHT-- 348 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,051 - YOU JUST CAUGHT US GETTING SOME EXERCISE. 349 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,419 HELLO. 350 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,322 - HONEY, GAME'S NOT OVER. - THAT WAS JUST A POINT? 351 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,091 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WIN A WHOLE MATCH, 352 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,325 SACRIFICE A CALF? 353 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,860 - [laughs] HE DOESN'T... - CHEERS. 354 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,629 - ACTUALLY MEAN IT, ALL THAT TRASH TALKING AND SUCH. 355 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,266 THAT'S JUST HIS WAY. STACY, THIS IS BECCA'S MUM. 356 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,334 - KAREN! - HI. 357 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,904 - OH, SO NICE TO MEET YOU. HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 358 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,305 - OH! - DELIGHTED. 359 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,273 - THANK YOU. - YOU SHOULD STAY FOR DINNER. 360 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,075 JUST YOU, NOT HIM. 361 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,443 - OKAY, GIVE ME THAT RACKET. 362 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,444 THE DEAN HAS JUST REQUESTED 363 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,080 A HEAPING HELPING OF MY BACKHAND FOR DINNER. 364 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,549 - YES, OF COURSE, YOU MUST STAY. - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 365 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,351 THAT'S REALLY KIND, BUT WE HAVE PLANS. 366 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,620 WE'RE MEETING SOME FRIENDS, SO... 367 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,956 - THEIR FRIENDS, NOT MINE. 368 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,625 - YES. BUT THE POINT IS WE'RE GOING AS A FAMILY. 369 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,194 TOUT ENSEMBLE-- SO THAT'S THE POINT. 370 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,931 - AND I'D RATHER STAY HERE WITH THIS FAMILY. 371 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,966 - OH, ISN'T SHE SWEET? 372 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,968 YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE, BECCA. 373 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,336 - YES. ALWAYS. 374 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,905 - YOUR--YOUR MOM IS VISITING FROM NEW YORK. 375 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,340 YOUR MOM-- HAVE YOU MET YOUR MOM? 376 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,908 SHE'S ONLY GONNA BE HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 377 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,309 YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER, NO? 378 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,377 - NO. 379 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,578 ONCE YOU DRAG ME BACK TO NEW YORK, 380 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:42,115 ALL I'M GOING TO BE DOING IS SPENDING TIME WITH MY MOTHER. 381 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,351 I CERTAINLY WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 382 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,986 - ALL RIGHT, BECCA, APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHER. 383 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,121 - IT'S FINE. IT'S REALLY FINE. 384 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,057 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE 385 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,658 AN OPEN INVITATION HERE, SO IT'S-- 386 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,659 - OF COURSE! 387 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,661 IT'S NO PROBLEM IF YOU WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER. 388 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,964 AND THAT WAY, YOU TWO CAN HAVE A LOVELY TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 389 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,366 - YES. THANK YOU, FELICIA. 390 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,942 - KAREN COULDN'T MAKE IT. 391 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,077 NOT FEELING WELL. 392 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,478 - MM-HMM. 393 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,712 YES! 394 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,447 OH, GOD! 395 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,349 OH, LOOK AT YOU. - LOOK AT YOU. 396 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,418 - I MISS YOU. - IS THIS FOR ME? 397 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,686 - WHAT, MY MUUMUU? 398 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,820 - YOU LOOK LIKE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP SMURF. 399 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,423 - IT'S JUST THE SCHMATA I WEAR AROUND THE HOUSE. WHAT? 400 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,359 IN WITH YOU! - WHERE'S THE RUNKLE-ATOR? 401 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,694 - WELL, HE'S STUCK IN... - RUNKLE! 402 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,230 - TRAFFIC ON HIS WAY OVER FROM THE VALLEY. 403 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,032 THAT MAN IS DEAD TO ME, BY THE WAY. 404 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,200 DO YOU SEE THIS? 405 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,303 THIS HIDEOUS VD-TYPE PUSTULE ON MY FACE? 406 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,071 - OOH! - NO, NOT REALLY. 407 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,306 - THAT IS DISGUSTING. - YEAH. 408 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,307 - SHUT UP. - YOU SEE IT, RIGHT? 409 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,242 - OH, YEAH, IT'S DEEP IN THERE. - GUESS WHAT? 410 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,044 HE GAVE IT TO ME. THANKS. 411 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,446 AND HE TRIED TO RAPE ME, BY THE WAY. 412 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,714 BUT HOW ARE YOU? 413 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,984 - I'M GOOD. I-I--YOU KNOW, BECCA, SHE'S-- 414 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,185 - HELLO. - I KNOW. 415 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,187 - HELLO. MAKE WAY FOR THE VICTORS. 416 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,356 VICTORY. - HE GOT THE PART? 417 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,526 YOU GOT THE PART? OH, MY GOD! 418 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,494 CONGRATULATIONS... 419 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,397 - IS THAT RICK SPRINGFIELD? - I BELIEVE IT IS, YEAH. 420 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:08,735 - AND WHO ARE YOU, PRETTY LADY? 421 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,642 - RICK SPRINGFIELD AND ANDY GIBB ON SOLID GOLD-- 422 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,410 THIS MEANS NOTHING TO YOU? 423 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,278 - I REMEMBER. 424 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,713 EVERYBODY LOVED RICK SPRINGFIELD, RIGHT? 425 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,482 - SHE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE POSTER OVER HER BED. 426 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,219 YOU--I'M GUESSING YOU PRACTICED YOUR SHE-BOPPING TO THAT, HUH? 427 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,088 - YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS USED TO START MY MOTOR? 428 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,222 MANNIX. 429 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,790 THAT TALL ARMENIAN 430 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,759 WITH A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR--MMM. 431 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:37,030 JUST THINKING OF HIM STILL GETS MY JUICES FLOWING. 432 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,433 - TEEN FANTASIES ARE GREAT, OKAY? 433 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,369 YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD SOME OF MY OWN. 434 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,337 - OH, YEAH, WHAT, YOU? DURAN DURAN? 435 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,806 - HA. - BOY GEORGE? 436 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,441 - CHERYL TIEGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 437 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,810 MY POINT IS, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER-- 438 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,512 MUSICIANS, ACTORS, MODELS-- 439 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,747 THESE ARE PEOPLE WITH FLAWS AND SUCH. 440 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,350 I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD POSSIBLY LIVE UP 441 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,419 TO THE EXCITEMENT, THE MYSTERY 442 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,754 THAT OUR TORTURED TEEN PSYCHES CHOOSE TO PROJECT UPON THEM. 443 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,357 THAT--THAT'S MY POINT. - OH, MY GOD. 444 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,692 - I MADE A GIRL COME SEVEN TIMES ONCE. 445 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,394 - [gasps] 446 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,395 - OH... 447 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,531 - OVER THE COURSE OF AN ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP? 448 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,699 - [giggling] 449 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,135 - ALL IN A ROW? 450 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,137 SWEET JESUS. 451 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,539 - WHO'S READY FOR DESSERT? I KNOW I AM. 452 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,241 - CHEERS TO YOU, RICK SPRINGFIELD. 453 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,409 HOLD ON A SECOND. 454 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,152 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOPING IN THE FRIDGE? 455 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,255 '80s POP LEGEND RICK SPRINGFIELD IS IN THERE STEALING YOUR GIRL, 456 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,723 NOT JESSIE'S GIRL, YOUR GIRL, 457 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,126 RUNKLE'S GIRL. - I'M WELL AWARE OF THIS FACT. 458 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,560 - SO GET IN THERE AND MAKE HER JEALOUS. 459 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,562 - WITH WHAT? YOU GONNA LOAN ME KAREN? 460 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,164 - THAT'S DISGUSTING. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 461 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,632 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? - FUCK YOU. 462 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,633 [cell phone rings] 463 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,201 YELLO. 464 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,436 SHIT, REALLY? 465 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,305 UM...[stammering] ALL RIGHT, W-W-WE'LL-- 466 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,506 YEAH. WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 467 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,574 WE GOT TO GO. - WHAT? 468 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,675 - LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE OFFSPRING. 469 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,177 DON'T PANIC, NO, NO, NO. 470 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,845 THEY JUST-- IT SEEMS BECCA AND CHELSEA 471 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,813 STAGED A RAID ON THE DEAN'S WINE CELLAR. 472 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,251 - OH, MY GOD. I KNEW THAT CHELSEA WAS TROUBLE. 473 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,685 OH--[smooches] HONEY, I-- 474 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,687 - OKAY. CALL ME LATER. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 475 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,257 - I HOPE SHE'S OKAY. - BYE, RICK SPRINGFIELD. 476 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,692 - BYE, GUYS. 477 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,195 - MM. [clears throat] DO YOU WANT TO, UM... 478 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,165 GO UP TO MY ROOM AND LISTEN TO SOME RECORDS? 479 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,802 - ONLY IF THEY'RE MINE. - CHURCH. 480 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142 - SO, RUNKLE, 481 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,911 WHAT ARE YOU SERVING FOR DESSERT? 482 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,880 I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 483 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,916 - TUBE STEAK. YES, I KNOW. 484 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,552 LISTEN, SUE, THIS IS, UH... 485 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,689 A REALLY DIFFICULT TIME FOR ME RIGHT NOW, 486 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,225 AND BESIDES, I SHOULD PROBABLY LET YOU KNOW 487 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,593 I THINK I HAVE V.D. 488 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,927 - OH, NO WORRIES. 489 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,798 OH, JUST SLAP A BAG ON IT, AND I'M GOOD TO GO. 490 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,769 - WELCOME. 491 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,172 GLASS OF CAB? 492 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,908 OH, FUCK, I FORGET WHAT FUCKING YEAR THIS IS. 493 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,909 STACY! 494 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,976 - SHE'S DRUNK. - NO. 495 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,179 - LOOK, SHE CAN'T EVEN WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE. 496 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,248 - FELICIA, ARE YOU DRUNK? 497 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449 - JUST A TINY BIT. 498 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,817 SEEMS SUCH A SHAME 499 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,186 TO LET ALL THAT PERFECTLY GOOD WINE GO TO WASTE. 500 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,887 THEY OPENED ABOUT $3,000 WORTH. 501 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,589 WHICH IS THE ONE YOU WERE SAVING 502 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,391 FOR OUR 20TH ANNIVERSARY? 503 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,827 NOT THAT WE'RE EVER GONNA GET THERE, AT THIS POINT. 504 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,929 - OH, DARLING, I THINK YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 505 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,931 KAREN, MAY I GET YOU A GLASS? 506 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,668 I'VE GOT AN '82 PETRUS, AN '86 CHATEAU MARGAUX, 507 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,404 AND A '92 SCREAMING EAGLE CAB THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND. 508 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,672 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 509 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,775 - THIS IS NOT SOME FUCKING SOCIAL OCCASION! 510 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,877 I HAVE COME HERE TO COLLECT MY DAUGHTER! 511 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,412 OKAY, SO WHERE IS SHE? 512 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,547 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - BECCA! 513 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,215 - I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN, BUT... 514 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,683 - BECCA! - IS PROFANITY REALLY WARRANTED? 515 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,852 - WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE? - IT'S A BIG HOUSE. 516 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,620 THEY KEEP THE KIDS CHAINED IN THE BASEMENT. 517 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,422 SHE'S NOT AS SCARY AS SHE SEEMS. 518 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,491 SHE HAS SOME ANGER-MANAGEMENT ISSUES. 519 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,625 - THANK YOU. - EXCELLENT. 520 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,227 A WHOLE FAMILY OF SOCIOPATHS. 521 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,962 - OKAY, IN THIS CASE, MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. 522 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,764 WE SHOULD JUST GET BECCA AND LEAVE. 523 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,432 - YES! - OH, WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 524 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,901 I-I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T ALL JUST SIT DOWN AS ADULTS 525 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,670 AND TALK THIS THING THROUGH. 526 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,238 - WHAT? YOUR IDEA OF SHITTY PARENTING? 527 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,939 - UH-OH. 528 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,841 - OH, WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S OUR PLACE TO COMMENT, 529 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,942 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 530 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,246 - LET'S ALL JUST TRY TO KEEP COOL HEADS, SHALL WE? 531 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,981 THE GIRLS ARE JUST TESTING OUR BOUNDARIES. 532 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,284 IT'S ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR THEIR AGE RANGE. 533 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,319 - NORMAL FOR CHELSEA, MAYBE. 534 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,588 - ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THIS IS ALL CHELSEA'S FAULT? 535 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,256 - OH, NO, I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING. 536 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,525 I'M JUST SAYING IT FLAT OUT. - OH, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE. 537 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,460 - OH, SHIT, NOW YOU'VE ANGERED THE DEAN. 538 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,596 BECCA! BECCA! - HANK, FIND HER. 539 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,731 - FUCK IT, STACY. SHE'S RIGHT. 540 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,666 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CHELSEA'S FAULT. 541 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,034 BECCA DOESN'T HAVE THE GUMPTION 542 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,869 TO GET IN ANY KIND OF SERIOUS TROUBLE. 543 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,471 SHE'S A FOLLOWER. - EXCUSE ME? 544 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,340 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I MEANT IT IN A NICE WAY. 545 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,941 YOU KNOW, TEENAGERS SUCK. 546 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,477 THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AWFUL, CHELSEA IN PARTICULAR. 547 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,813 I JUST HOPE SHE MAKES IT TO 17 WITHOUT GETTING PREGNANT. 548 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:47,880 - HONEY! 549 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,816 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. 550 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,885 [slurring] YOU'RE ALL SUCH FUCKING HYPOCRITES. 551 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,356 WE ARE THE WAY WE ARE 552 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,858 BECAUSE YOU MADE US THIS WAY. 553 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,494 - OKAY, SWEETIE, COME ON. LET'S GO HOME. 554 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,663 - I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. - [whispering] HANK! 555 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,466 - I WANT YOU ALL TO LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE! 556 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,435 - SWEETIE, WE'RE HERE. 557 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,902 ALL RIGHT? WE'RE LISTENING. 558 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,771 WE'RE ALL EARS. 559 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,840 WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO SAY? 560 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,908 WHAT IS IT-- OH, BOY. 561 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:16,909 - OH! 562 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,679 - [whimpers] 563 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,353 [loud moaning, thudding sounds] 564 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,656 [I've Done Everything For You playing] 565 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,658 - YES, YES, YES, YES! 566 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,694 [thudding] 567 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,029 - OH, I FUCKING LOVE THIS PART! 568 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:41,834 - ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO! AH AH AH AH AH! 569 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,437 - HI. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, RUNKLE? 570 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,073 YOU KNOW, THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR A WHILE OVER THERE. 571 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,541 SOUNDS GOOD TOO. 572 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,877 I ALMOST STARTED WITHOUT YOU. 573 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,681 - I'M JUST FINISHING UP SOME DISHES. 574 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,682 [clears throat] 575 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,817 I THOUGHT I'D LET A FEW THINGS [sobs] SOAK. 576 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,486 - RUNKLE, ARE YOU-- 577 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,687 WERE YOU CRYING? 578 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,755 - AH... 579 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,425 MAYBE, A LITTLE. 580 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,593 YES. 581 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,060 - OH, PLEASE! 582 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,562 OVER THAT? 583 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,798 THAT'S KIDS' STUFF. 584 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,467 IGNORE IT. - DESTROY ME, RICK SPRINGFIELD! 585 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,703 - LISTEN TO THAT, WILL YOU? 586 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,105 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMPETE WITH THAT! 587 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,474 THE ONLY TIME I EVER MADE MARCY SQUEAL LIKE THAT 588 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,109 WAS WHEN I PUT THE RING ON HER FINGER! 589 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,611 - HARRY WINSTON? 590 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,479 - TIFFANY. 591 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,481 - OH, RUNKLE. 592 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,451 YOU ARE THE SADDEST SACK I HAVE EVER SEEN! 593 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,721 TO YOU, THE GLASS IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY, HUH? 594 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,122 NEVER HALF FULL? 595 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,659 - RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS HALF FULL OF RICK SPRINGFIELD! 596 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,127 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. 597 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,094 MEN. 598 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,130 I MEAN, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF PUSSIES 599 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,532 THERE EVER WAS. 600 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,034 - YES, YES, YES! 601 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,636 - YOU'RE LEAVING? - YEAH. 602 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,604 WELL, I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF THE HOOK THIS TIME. 603 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,006 [yelling and thudding continues] BUT BEFORE I GO... 604 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,508 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP 605 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,545 ON HOW TO GET YOUR HOT LITTLE WIFEY BACK. 606 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:03,616 SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT JOY, RUNKLE, 607 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,018 PURE JOY. 608 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,754 [thudding and moaning] 609 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,523 AND IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE... 610 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,191 AH! 611 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,593 OH! 612 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,162 OH! DON'T STOP! 613 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,631 RUNKLE, NO! DON'T... 614 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,766 STOP! 615 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,501 OH, GOD! 616 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,869 YOU ARE GOOD! 617 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,904 OH, OH, OH! 618 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:28,541 AH! THAT IS PERFECT! 619 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,576 AH! 620 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,177 OH, THAT'S--OH--OH-- 621 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,013 THAT IS PERFECT! 622 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,049 [music stops, silence] 623 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,187 AHH! 624 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,956 [silence] 625 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,095 COLLINI...OUT. 626 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,936 - COME ON, TAKE THIS. 627 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,839 - NOW, YOU MAY WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT... 628 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,808 POSSIBLY CRAVING AN EGG MCMUFFIN. 629 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,110 THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO GET OFF THE RIDE AT THAT POINT, 630 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,612 BUT TO REMAIN IN YOUR SEAT 631 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,981 WITH YOUR SEATBELT SECURELY FASTENED. 632 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,584 OKAY, SWEETIE? 633 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,820 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 634 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,056 I PROMISE, EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER TOMORROW. 635 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,492 - EXCEPT FOR YOUR HEAD. THAT'LL FEEL MUCH WORSE. 636 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,094 - STAY. 637 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,170 - WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE? 638 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:34,040 - WE DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU KNOW. 639 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:37,009 - WHAT WHO SAYS? - HER. 640 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:39,278 THE ENEMY. 641 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,213 - YOUR MOM IS NOT THE ENEMY. 642 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,583 SHE LOVES YOU. SHE WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 643 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,918 - MOM DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. SHE NEVER WILL. 644 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,688 THIS IS IT, OKAY? 645 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:51,257 I'M NOT JUST GONNA WAKE UP ONE DAY AND BE LIKE HER-- 646 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,960 SIX FEET TALL AND BEAUTIFUL. 647 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:58,130 - YOU ALREADY ARE BEAUTIFUL. 648 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,834 - CHELSEA'S THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD, 649 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,671 THE ONLY ONE WHO ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I REALLY AM. 650 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,139 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - IT IS. 651 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,576 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 652 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,211 TO HAVE NO ONE AND NOTHING, 653 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,981 HOW TOTALLY AWFUL THAT FEELS? 654 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,686 - YES, I THINK I DO. I-- 655 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:23,890 ONCE UPON A TIME, I FELT LIKE THAT. 656 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,792 NOW I HAVE YOU. 657 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,130 - YET, SOMEHOW... 658 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,633 I STILL HAVE NOTHING. 659 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:38,871 [Letters to Cleo's I Want You to Want Me] 660 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:41,674 * 661 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,343 - * I NEED YOU 662 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,612 - GOOD NIGHT. 663 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:46,846 - * TO NEED ME 664 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:54,353 * I'D LOVE YOU TO LOVE ME 665 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,057 * I'M BEGGIN' YOU 666 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,694 * TO BEG ME 667 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,031 - THANKS. 668 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,235 SO... 669 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,370 [sighs] I GUESS YOU'RE ON HER SIDE, 670 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,806 LIKE YOU GUYS ARE THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW. 671 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,242 - WE'RE A TEAM, ALL RIGHT. 672 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,347 JUST NOT A VERY GOOD ONE, 673 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,349 NOT WITHOUT OUR CAPTAIN. 674 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,984 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 675 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,086 L.A. IS NO PLACE TO RAISE A DAUGHTER 676 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,188 OR A DAD. 677 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,357 WE NEED YOUR GUIDANCE. 678 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,592 WE NEED YOU, MOMMY DEAREST... 679 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:38,364 REALLY... 680 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,400 EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES WE MAY TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED 681 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,170 AND THROW EMBARRASSING HISSY FITS AND GET DRUNK 682 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,807 AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING. 683 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,643 - SO YOU'RE JUST BOTH 684 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,879 ADOLESCENT GIRLS AT HEART, RIGHT? 685 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:56,883 - YES, WE ARE, THE BOTH OF US. 686 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,087 - I LIKE YOU LIKE THIS. 687 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,422 - WHAT, ALL DEFEATED AND SHIT? 688 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,891 - YES. 689 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,027 YOU'RE LIKE-- YOU'RE LIKE PUTTY IN MY HANDS. 690 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,962 - OH, YEAH? - REALLY. 691 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,765 - DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL. - MM. 692 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,868 - * I'LL SHINE UP THE OLD RED SHOES * 693 00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:19,672 - ANYTHING? - YEAH, ANYTHING AT ALL. 694 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:22,274 - * I'LL COME HOME STRAIGHT FROM WORK * 695 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,311 * IF YOU SAY 696 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,113 * THAT YOU LOVE ME 697 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,248 - MM. HANK? 698 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,249 - WHA... 699 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:33,319 - YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT BILL THIS MORNING? 700 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:34,787 - YES. 701 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,288 - [whispers] GOT YA. 702 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:40,159 - * DIDN'T I, DIDN'T I, DIDN'T I SEE YOU CRYIN'? * 703 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,161 - YOU FUCKER. 704 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,996 - [laughing] 705 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,698 - * FEELING ALL ALONE WITHOUT A FRIEND * 706 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:49,268 * YOU KNOW I FEEL LIKE DYING * 707 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:56,308 * OH, DIDN'T I, DIDN'T I, DIDN'T I SEE YOU CRYIN'? * 708 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:59,812 * I WANT YOU 709 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:03,249 * TO WANT ME 710 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:06,886 * I WANT YOU 711 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,989 * TO WANT ME 712 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,425 * I WANT YOU 713 00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:16,428 * TO WANT ME 714 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,966 * I WANT YOU 715 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:23,202 * TO WANT ME