1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,179 Hank: PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,513 - I'M SORRY, MARCY. 3 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,782 I WANT TO GET A DIVORCE. I'M GONNA BE WITH DAISY. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,250 - MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 5 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,318 - TAKE A BREAK? 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,153 I JUST LEFT MY WIFE FOR YOU! 7 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,654 - I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO, CHARLIE! 8 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,789 - I KNOW! 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,091 - I GOT A JOB. 10 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,658 IT'S IN NEW YORK. - EVEN BETTER. 11 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,394 - YOU'RE NOT INVITED. - THAT IS FUCKED UP. 12 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,397 - I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAIN. 13 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,834 - I CAN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO WRITE. 14 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,269 THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WRITE ABOUT 15 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,270 THE SHIT THAT EXCITES ME, 16 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,271 THE SHIT THAT GETS ME HARD. 17 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,606 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JACKIE? 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,141 - YOU THINK SHE'S HOT, DON'T YOU? 19 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,409 - I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 20 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,211 BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, YEAH, SHE'S SMOKIN'. 21 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,845 THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 22 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,347 YOU'RE MY STUDENT. 23 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,449 THIS IS SO NOT FAIR. 24 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:58,859 female PA announcer: FLIGHT 2570, NEW YORK, JFK, 25 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,828 NOW BOARDING ALL ROWS. 26 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,097 - OKAY, WELL, THERE YOU GO, YOUNG LADY. 27 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,832 OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER. 28 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,300 - GREAT. 29 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,336 MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY AND MY PLANE WILL EXPLODE 30 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,337 IN MID-AIR. 31 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,505 - I DON'T GET IT, BECKS. 32 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,707 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SO AWFUL 33 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,708 ABOUT VISITING THE WOMAN 34 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,112 WHO PUSHED YOU THROUGH HER MAGNIFICENT VAGINA? 35 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,513 IN NEW YORK. 36 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,482 IN THE FALL, NO LESS. 37 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,683 YOU'RE GONNA BE STEPPING OFF THAT PLANE 38 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,318 INTO A WOODY ALLEN FILM. 39 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:27,155 AND NOT RECENT WOODY ALLEN, OLD WOODY ALLEN. 40 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,789 ANNIE HALL, MANHATTAN WOODY ALLEN. 41 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,459 I'M PRETTY JEALOUS RIGHT NOW. 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,195 - CHELSEA HAS LAKERS TICKETS. 43 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,796 - SO WHAT? YOU HATE BASKETBALL. 44 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,431 - YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 45 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,400 IT'S A KILLER SCENE. 46 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,868 - [sighs] 47 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,571 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE, BABY GIRL. 48 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,839 MY SWEET LITTLE PARTNER IN CRIME. 49 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,608 AND YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THIS, 50 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,310 EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ON THE INSIDE. 51 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:54,382 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAVE A NICE TRIP. 52 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,450 KISS MAMA BEAR FOR ME. 53 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,152 I LOVE YOU. 54 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,856 - STAY. 55 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:03,891 - STAY? 56 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,626 STAY. 57 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,261 STAY. 58 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,363 COME ON, TURN AROUND, JUST ONCE. 59 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,631 THEN I'LL KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME. 60 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,533 PLEASE, GOD, SEND ME A SIGN FROM ON HIGH. 61 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:16,270 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 62 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:18,439 OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 63 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,875 [clicks tongue] 64 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,878 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:32,853 * 66 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,722 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHE'S UP, UP AND AWAY. 67 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,690 Karen, on phone: I'M SO EXCITED. 68 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,493 I CAN'T WAIT TO SQUEEZE THAT LITTLE PEANUT. 69 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,961 - I WOULDN'T GET TOO EXCITED. 70 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,596 SHE HASN'T BEEN VERY PLEASANT LATELY. 71 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,498 KIND OF A LITTLE SHIT, ACTUALLY. 72 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,268 - HEY, COME ON. DON'T POISON THE WELL. 73 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,869 I KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME, SHE AND I. 74 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:22,870 I CAN FEEL IT. 75 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,272 OKUS-DOKUS. 76 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,339 I'M JUST WARNING YOU, 77 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:28,809 SOMETHING POST-PUBESCENT AND WICKED YOUR WAY COMES. 78 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,378 - I WISH YOU COULD COME WITH. 79 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,379 - YEAH, ME TOO. 80 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,381 I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND MUCH. 81 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,915 - COME ON, HANK. HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 82 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,717 - YEAH, ONCE UPON A TIME, IN LONG ISLAND. 83 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,252 HE CALLS ME UP OUT OF THE BLUE. 84 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,253 HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN YEARS. 85 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,754 SAYS HE'S GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. 86 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,291 - WHATEVER. JUST HAVE FUN, YOU KNOW? 87 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,292 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM... 88 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,893 CALL ME WHEN SHE LANDS. GIVE HER A KISS FOR ME. 89 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,761 GIVE YOURSELF A KISS FOR ME TOO. [kiss] 90 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,996 - TALK TO YOU LATER. 91 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,498 - BYE. BYE. 92 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,634 - MOODY! YOU HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKER. 93 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,370 I JUST HAVE TO HAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT ASS. 94 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,371 - FUCKIN'... [laughing] 95 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,340 - WAIT, I'M NOT THROUGH. 96 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,008 - ZLOZ, SHIT. 97 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:01,875 - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 98 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,678 - WHERE'D THAT PLANE COME FROM, 1987? 99 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,014 YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. AND THAT SMELL. 100 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,783 WHAT IS THAT, BOOZE, CIGARETTES, AND DRAKKAR NOIR? 101 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:10,751 TAKES ME RIGHT BACK. 102 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,853 - YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? LOOK AT YOU. 103 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,755 YOU LOOK LIKE HALF A FAG IN THIS SMOKING JACKET. 104 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,590 YOU SMELL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME... 105 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,459 LIKE A COCK DIPPED IN SHIT. 106 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,962 - AWW. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 107 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,697 YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 108 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:24,965 - YEAH, WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 109 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,634 WHO NEVER COMES BACK TO THE ISLAND? 110 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,969 FUCKIN' FANCY BOOK WRITER HANK MOODY, THAT'S WHO. 111 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,872 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY WON'T LET ME BACK. 112 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,342 I DIVULGED TOO MANY SMALL TOWN SECRETS. 113 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,743 NAMED TOO MANY NAMES. 114 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,044 - AH, RIGHT. 115 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,780 WELL, HERE I FINALLY AM, MAN, IN L.A. 116 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,315 L-FUCKIN'-A. 117 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,616 - YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S UP? 118 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,718 YOU SOUNDED PRETTY MYSTERIOUS ON THE PHONE. 119 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,019 - AH, YEAH, LATER. LATER FOR THAT, MAN. 120 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,588 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO SHOOT THE SHIT. 121 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,723 FIRST, I WANT TO SEE BRITNEY'S VERTICAL SMILE. 122 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,892 - OOH. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S SHOWING THIS WEEK. 123 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,361 I'LL HAVE TO CHECK THE SCHEDULE. 124 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,395 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN, 125 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,596 I WANT TO ACT LIKE A MILLIONAIRE 126 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,897 AND GET PROPERLY FACED 127 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,632 WITH MY BEST BUDDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD, 128 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,633 HANK MOODY. 129 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,934 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 130 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,703 - I SAY WE DO IT. LET'S SHOOT THE MOON. 131 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,472 IF WE ONLY GET HALFWAY THERE, SO BE IT. 132 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,873 IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR THE MAN. 133 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,875 - YEAH, OR DYING FIVE MILES FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN. 134 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:08,809 both: MR. AMATO. 135 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,712 - 11TH GRADE ENGLISH. WORDS TO LIVE BY. 136 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,715 YOU KNOW, COME ON, LET'S GET FUCKIN' OSSIFIED. 137 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,919 Hank: HOW MANY KIDS NOW? 138 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,357 - THREE, WHICH IS... 139 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,826 THREE TOO FUCKIN' MANY. 140 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,695 HEY, LOOK I MADE YOU COME WITH ONE FINGER. 141 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,697 YOU IMAGINE WHAT I COULD DO WITH THE REST. 142 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,032 - JESUS CHRIST, ZLOZ, THAT OLD CHESTNUT? 143 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,967 STAND DOWN, CHARM SCHOOL. 144 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,704 I APOLOGIZE FOR MY FRIEND. HE'S SICK IN THE HEAD. 145 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,439 JUST TWO DAYS OUT OF THE ASYLUM. 146 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,973 HE'S DOING OKAY, HAVING SAID THAT. 147 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,875 WE'D LIKE ANOTHER ROUND, MY LADY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 148 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:42,676 - SURE. - THANK YOU. 149 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,612 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 150 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,113 - WHAT? WHAT? 151 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,717 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 152 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,984 THERE'S SMOKIN' HOT BITCHES 153 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,453 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, YOU KNOW? 154 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,722 WHAT'S THE MOVE HERE? - THE MOVE? 155 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,057 - I MEAN, THEY ALL SEEM LIKE A BUNCH OF STUCK UP CUNTS. 156 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,592 - THAT'S THE MOVE. THAT'S THE LINE. 157 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,594 TRY THAT ONE OUT. SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU. 158 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,795 - YOU STILL PULLING A TON OF ASS? 159 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,030 - I DO ALL RIGHT. 160 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,498 - YEAH? I GOT MY DICK WET FIRST. 161 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,633 REMEMBER THAT SHIT. 162 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,034 - HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO SETTLE UP? 163 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,069 - YEAH. - NO, FUCK YOU. 164 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,371 - NO, LET ME. WHOA, LET ME. 165 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:13,774 - HMM. 166 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,679 [giggles] 167 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,980 - LOOK AT YOU. 168 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,014 - LOOK AT ME. 169 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:21,982 - I'M, YOU KNOW... 170 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,852 I FEEL A LITTLE UNDERDRESSED IN THIS JOINT. 171 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,087 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERDRESSED. 172 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,189 YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' LANDSCAPER. 173 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,925 - I AM A FUCKIN' LANDSCAPER. 174 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,694 I OWN MY OWN BUSINESS NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 175 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,528 - THAT'S TERRIFIC. GOOD FOR YOU. 176 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,029 - NOT QUITE AS NICE AS GETTING PAID 177 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:36,897 TO MAKE SHIT UP. 178 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,732 - THAT IS MUCH HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 179 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,901 - RIGHT. 180 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,436 OH, MAN. 181 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:45,439 I'D LOVE TO HAVE HER SIT ON MY FACE BEFORE I DIE. 182 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,974 - LIKE YOU'D EVER CHEAT ON KIM. 183 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,141 HOW IS SHE? 184 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,177 - THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO TELL YOU, MAN. 185 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,779 - WHAT? 186 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,781 - WE'RE THROUGH. - WHAT? 187 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,949 - WE CALLED IT QUITS, MAN. IT'S OVER. 188 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:56,950 - WHAT HAPPENED? 189 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,620 - GOT IN A FIGHT. 190 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,954 WORDS WERE SPOKEN. 191 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,790 HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES WERE THROWN. 192 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,792 I GOT IN A CAB. 193 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,027 HOPPED ON A PLANE FOR L.A. 194 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,862 YOU DON'T MIND IF I CRASH ON YOUR COUCH 195 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,130 FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, DO YOU? 196 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,532 - YEAH, I MIND. 197 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,066 I'M TRYING TO RAISE A DAUGHTER, NUMB NUTS. 198 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,702 - OH, BECCA. HOW'S SHE DOING? 199 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,069 WHAT IS SHE NOW, 15, 16? 200 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,070 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANY BETTER THAN KIM. 201 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,071 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 202 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,473 I USED TO JERK OFF TO THAT GIRL 203 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,074 EVERY NIGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL, ALMOST. 204 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,010 YOU WERE MY HERO WHEN YOU NAILED HER. 205 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,712 - YEAH, WELL, UH, HOW DOES THE SAYING GO? 206 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,946 FOR EVERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 207 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,548 THERE'S A GUY WHO'S BORED OF FUCKING HER. 208 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,550 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. WHERE'S THE PARTY? 209 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,784 - WHAT PARTY? 210 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,786 - PARTY, THERE'S A PARTY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 211 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,488 AND THERE'S A BLONDE WITH BIG TITS 212 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,223 WAITING FOR ME TO BANG HER STUPID, ALL RIGHT? 213 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,025 CALL YOUR AGENT. 214 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,092 CALL YOUR AGENT. 215 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,694 ISN'T THAT WHAT HE GETS PAID TO DO, 216 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,062 SHIT LIKE THAT? - YOU DON'T KNOW MY AGENT. 217 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,964 - YEAH, GREAT, SO WE'LL SEE YOU THERE. 218 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,198 OKAY, LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 219 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,834 ANY FRIEND OF YOURS. 220 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,969 OH, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THE BLONDE. 221 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,938 WITH BIG TITS, RIGHT? 222 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,005 I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT. 223 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,507 SEE YOU, HANK. 224 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:58,579 [humming] 225 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,881 - HEY, YOU. 226 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,050 - HEY THERE, PORN STAR. 227 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,585 - HI. - HEY. 228 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,154 AY! YO! WOW! 229 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,757 YOUR BOOBS, THEY'RE REALLY...BIG. 230 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,258 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 231 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,994 - SO THAT'S WHAT MY LAST TEN GRAND LOOKS LIKE, HUH? 232 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,529 - YEP. YOU CAN TOUCH THEM, IF YOU LIKE. 233 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,864 - REALLY? - WELL, SURE. 234 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,532 YOU PAID FOR 'EM. 235 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,134 FEEL ME UP, CITIZEN. 236 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,503 [door creaks shut] 237 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,107 - OH. 238 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,142 I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK, YOU KNOW, SOONER OR LATER. 239 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,878 [makes beeping noise] 240 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,045 - OH, YEAH? YOU DID? 241 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,080 - SURE, I SAID SO, DIDN'T I? 242 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,147 THIS ONE'S HEAVIER. 243 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,316 - YEAH, YOU DID. 244 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,652 YEAH, WHEN I BROKE UP WITH YOU. 245 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,288 YOU WERE ALL, "YOU'LL BE BACK. 246 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,857 THEY ALL COME BACK SOONER OR LATER." 247 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,292 - EXACTLY, THE THING IS, THOUGH, DAISY, 248 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,960 SEE, AS MUCH AS I LOOK BACK FONDLY 249 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,929 ON OUR LITTLE AFTERNOON IN THE SUN... 250 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,030 [inhales sharply] 251 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,264 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO BACK THERE. 252 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,601 I'M TRYING TO MEND FENCES WITH THE MISSUS. 253 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,735 - AWW. 254 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,136 YOU TWO ARE GREAT TOGETHER. 255 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,237 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 256 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,739 - WELL, THANK YOU. 257 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,709 - OKAY... 258 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,644 I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 259 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,545 - I'M ALL EARS. 260 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,083 - EYES, CHARLIE. 261 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,151 OKAY. 262 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,720 I'VE BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS, 263 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,087 INFORMING MY PARTNERS 264 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,724 OF THE VARIOUS STDs I'VE CONTRACTED. 265 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,892 NOTHING CRAZY, MIND YOU. 266 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,194 NOTHING LIFE-THREATENING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 267 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,163 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TO A DOCTOR 268 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,999 AND HAVE HIM WHIP UP SOME KIND OF COCKTAIL. 269 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,701 HELP FIGHT IT OFF. 270 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,136 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, 271 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,972 THIS IS SOME REALLY PERNICIOUS SHIT. 272 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,075 MY VAGINA LOOKS LIKE DOWNTOWN BAGHDAD RIGHT NOW. 273 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,045 CHARLIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 274 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,112 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 275 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,180 I'M JUST-- I'M A LITTLE DIZZY. 276 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,815 AND--AND CLAMMY TOO. 277 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,984 DO I FEEL CLAMMY TO YOU? IS THAT HOW IT STARTS? 278 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:51,158 - HEY THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SCARFACE SHIT HERE. 279 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,660 RUNKLES! 280 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,962 - HEY, IT'S THE BOYS. 281 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,964 - RUNKLES. 282 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,166 THIS HERE IS THE ALMIGHTY ZLOZ, 283 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,101 MY OLDEST FRIEND FROM THE ISLAND OF LONG. 284 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,903 - MR. ALMIGHTY, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 285 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,237 - YOU TOO. MIKE ZLOZOWSKI. 286 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,338 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 287 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,840 - YOU'VE KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME. 288 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,909 LET ME ASK YOU, WAS HE ALWAYS SUCH A PRICK? 289 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,711 - ALWAYS! HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BALL BUSTER. 290 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,713 I SPENT HALF MY LIFE MAKING SURE THIS GUY 291 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,214 DIDN'T GET HIS FUCKIN' TEETH KICKED IN. 292 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,116 - THAT'S TRUE. HE'S MY BODYGUARD. 293 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,284 - OH! WELCOME, BOYS. 294 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,919 - HEY. - AND GIRL. 295 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,988 - OHH! 296 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,823 YOU MUST BE RUNKLE. 297 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,324 - IN FACT, I AM. 298 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,126 - AH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 299 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,995 GREAT HEAD FOR HELMING. 300 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,229 - MM, YEAH. 301 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,397 OH, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, 302 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,999 RICARDO COLLINI. 303 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,266 - CALL ME DICKIE. 304 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,235 - HAVE FUN, CAP'N. 305 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,069 YOU TOO. [kiss] 306 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,006 - HO, WHOA. HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE. 307 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,107 YOU'RE MARRIED? 308 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,976 - YEAH, 25 YEARS AND COUNTIN'. 309 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,878 - I HAD NO IDEA. 310 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,413 - WELL, YOU NEVER ASKED. 311 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,381 - I FEEL VERY STRANGE ABOUT THIS. 312 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,850 - RUNKLE, DON'T WORRY. 313 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,885 DICKIE AND I HAVE A VERY... 314 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,821 A VERY OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 315 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,122 BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, 316 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,824 HE HAS SOME LIMITATIONS. 317 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:01,028 HE IS, HOWEVER, A MASTER OF THE ORAL ARTS. 318 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:05,298 YOU OUGHT TO TRY HIM SOMETIME, HONEY. 319 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,034 - THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 320 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,436 THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 321 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,705 - IS YOUR FATHER A LUMBERJACK? 322 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,340 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, 323 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,076 I GET SERIOUS WOOD IN MY PANTS. 324 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,711 - [scoffs] 325 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,814 - COME ON, WHAT DO-- WHAT DO-- 326 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,315 WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? 327 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,450 COME ON. 328 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,018 - NICE ONE, SHECKY GREENE. 329 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,023 - TO THE CITY OF ANGELS AND ITS STUCK-UP SNATCH. 330 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,058 - CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN THAT? 331 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,161 LET'S DRINK TO LEVITTOWN, FROM WHENCE WE CAME. 332 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,765 - I DON'T KNOW, MOODY. 333 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,266 I THINK I COULD GET USED TO THIS, YOU KNOW. 334 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,934 I GOT A FEW SCREENPLAY IDEAS. 335 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,104 WHAT'S--WHAT'S STOPPING ME FROM TAKING THIS TOWN BY STORM? 336 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,173 - ME. JUST ME. I WON'T LET YOU. 337 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,208 - OH, YEAH? YOU GONNA GET IN MY WAY? 338 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,377 YOU GONNA KEEP IT ALL FOR YOURSELF? 339 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,079 - THAT? THAT OUT THERE? 340 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,180 THAT'S A FUCKIN' MIRAGE. 341 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,115 THAT DOESN'T EXIST, BEHIND ME. 342 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,184 YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT OR NEED BACK HOME. 343 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,151 TRUST ME. 344 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,853 - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BACK HOME? 345 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,822 YOU GOT OUT YEARS AGO. 346 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:05,492 NOW, IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SPOUT SOME WORKING CLASS HERO, 347 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,395 SPRINGSTEEN BULLSHIT ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF SMALL TOWNS 348 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,497 WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING A PORSCHE THROUGH THE PROMISED LAND. 349 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,165 - YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, MAN. 350 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,166 - I GOT IT ALL WRONG? LISTEN. 351 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,035 YOU SEE THAT--YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE? 352 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,036 - YES. 353 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,370 - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER. 354 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,372 MAYBE SHE'S WARM FOR MY FORM, 355 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,974 MAYBE NOT, BUT... 356 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,142 YOU KNOW, I'M NO MARKY MARK, 357 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,944 BUT I'M GOING DOWN SWINGING TONIGHT. 358 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,178 - ALL RIGHT. - WISH ME LUCK. 359 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,246 - GOOD LUCK. 360 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,781 [whispers] FUCK. 361 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,184 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 362 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,453 OH, WOW, THIS IS-- 363 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,922 - YEAH! - OOH. 364 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,791 - LOOK...ALL THIS EROTICA, GOT ME ALL-- 365 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,126 - GRANDE. - YEAH. 366 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,928 I'M ALL SEXED UP AND SHIT. 367 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,295 AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM. 368 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,131 THE MORE I GETS, THE MORE I WANTS. 369 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,399 - YEAH, BUT NOT TONIGHT, MAYBE. 370 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,501 YOU KNOW, MAYBE--MAYBE WE JUST TAKE A BREAK, YOU KNOW. 371 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,504 - WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 372 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,440 - 'CAUSE THIS IS MY BOSS'S HOUSE. 373 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,474 THAT'S WHY. 374 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,011 - YEAH, BABY, AND YOUR BOSS IS A STONE FREAK. 375 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,412 I THINK SHE WOULD VERY MUCH APPROVE 376 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,982 OF A QUICKIE HAPPENING RIGHT UNDER HER OWN ROOF. 377 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,051 [machinery whirring] - SHOOSH! 378 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,053 WELL, REALLY, I'M SORE STILL. 379 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,821 I MEAN, CHAFED, REALLY. 380 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,190 - OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 381 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,159 - NOTHING, I'M JUST-- I'M, YOU KNOW, 382 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,360 I GUESS A LITTLE, UH, UH, 383 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,596 OVERWHELMED BY THE WHIPLASH NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP-- 384 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,865 - BULLSHIT! 385 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,366 YOU FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE, DIDN'T YOU? 386 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,368 - NO! NO, NEVER. 387 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,205 I AM DONE WITH THAT BEHAVIOR. 388 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,840 - SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 389 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,176 - [sighs] 390 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,012 DAISY...CAME TO SEE ME. 391 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,181 - OH! I KNEW IT! 392 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,916 I FUCKING KNEW IT. 393 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,450 A WOMAN KNOWS THAT SHIT. 394 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,053 SO, WHAT, YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER NOW? 395 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,189 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SKANKY LITTLE PORNO BABIES? 396 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,491 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ALREADY, RUNKLE? 397 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,625 - NO! 398 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,995 NO, I TOLD HER I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, 399 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,031 ONLY YOU... MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 400 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,499 - REALLY? 401 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,603 WHAT'D SHE SAY, THAT LITTLE TRAMP? 402 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,505 - WELL, ACTUALLY-- AND THIS IS INTERESTING-- 403 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,506 [clears throat] 404 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,275 SHE SAID THAT SHE HAD CONTRACTED A FEW STDs. 405 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,543 NOTHING CRAZY, MIND YOU. 406 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,946 NOTHING A BOLUS OF ANTIBIOTICS WOULDN'T CURE. 407 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,380 JUST...KNOCK IT OUT. 408 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,082 - OH, GOD. 409 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,618 NO, I SERIOUSLY THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. 410 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,387 - THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! RIGHT? 411 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,956 OR, WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 412 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,925 MAYBE I SAID, UH, I WAS DIZZY. 413 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,659 BUT IT'S THE SAME DIFFERENCE, REALLY. 414 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,963 OW! FUCK! FUCK. 415 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,099 - I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE FUCKING GIRL CAR, CHARLIE. 416 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:30,203 AND DON'T YOU DARE BOTHER COMING HOME TONIGHT! 417 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,139 - FUCKING HELL. 418 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,674 [pool balls clack] 419 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,643 - DUDE! SHE'S GOT A COCK! 420 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,978 - REALLY? 421 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,914 SURE IT WASN'T JUST AN OVERSIZED CLIT? 422 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,282 - I KNOW A COCK WHEN I TOUCH ONE. 423 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,218 I-I--WE WERE MESSING AROUND, OKAY, IN THE HOT TUB. 424 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,386 I WAS GETTING READY TO CLOSE. 425 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,021 SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO TELL ME SOMETHING. 426 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,456 I THOUGHT SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER. 427 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,324 NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'S GUIDING MY HAND 428 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,994 DOWN TO HER THIN, BENT DONG. 429 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,428 - THEN WHAT, YOU GAVE HER A HANDY? 430 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,064 - FUCK YOU, MAN. I FUCKIN' CLOCKED HER. 431 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,132 - ZLOZ. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 432 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,167 THAT'S A HUMAN BEING. 433 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,302 YOU CAN'T JUST BE THROWING PUNCHES AT PEOPLE. 434 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,938 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MOODY? 435 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,339 HAVE YOU BEEN IN L.A. SO LONG 436 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,676 THAT A CHICK WITH A DICK MEANS NOTHING TO YOU? 437 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,411 - HEY! 438 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,680 YOUR FRIEND'S A CLOSETED FUCKING HOMO! 439 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,282 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM FOR YEARS. 440 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,283 I HAVE, REALLY. 441 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,618 - SEE, THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS. 442 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,153 - ASSHOLE. - YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME NOW? 443 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,554 - I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 444 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,722 WHEN I REALIZED YOU DIDN'T, 445 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,092 I TRIED TO BREAK IT TO YOU GENTLY. 446 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,694 - WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 447 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,030 I THINK YOU COULD TOTALLY PASS FOR A LADY. 448 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,032 - THANK YOU, SWEETIE. - ANYTIME. 449 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,200 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 450 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,201 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A ROOM, MAYBE, 451 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,435 AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS? 452 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,038 - I THINK HE KNEW, DEEP DOWN. 453 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,639 HE WAS LOOKING FOR A LITTLE MEAT. 454 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,041 - MM, POSSIBIL-- 455 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,509 UHH! SHIT. 456 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,710 - UHH! - AGH! 457 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,512 - PAUSE! 458 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,680 - BOYS, ENOUGH! 459 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,450 UP. 460 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,519 THERE'LL BE NO FIGHTING IN THIS HOUSE. 461 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,255 THIS PLACE IS MADE FOR LOVE. 462 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,723 THE COLLINIS ARE OPEN 463 00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,293 TO ALL SIZES, SHAPES, AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES. 464 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,330 IGNORANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. 465 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,497 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SUE. 466 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,066 WE ARE DEEPLY ASHAMED. 467 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,634 DEEPLY. RIGHT, ZLOZ? 468 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,536 - MAYBE YOU ARE... - ZLOZ. 469 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,105 - I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED... 470 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,207 THAT I TOUCHED A TRANNY'S COCK. 471 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,675 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 472 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,214 NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT CLEARED AWAY, 473 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,516 YOU BOYS WANNA GO SKIING WITH ME? 474 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,619 - YEAH, OKAY. - UH-HUH. OOH. 475 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,621 [Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch] 476 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,558 - * ALL RIGHT 477 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:36,129 * 478 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,098 - WHOO! 479 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,232 * 480 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,769 * BREAK ME DOWN, YOU GOT A LOVELY FACE * 481 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,372 * WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE 482 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,774 - HANK, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! 483 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,043 YOU SEE THE MAMS ON THIS BROAD? 484 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,112 - THIS GUY WAS YOUR B.F.F.? 485 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,413 I DON'T SEE IT. 486 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,248 - YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT TO LOOK AT HIM NOW, 487 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,816 BUT HE WAS THE COOLEST KID IN HIGH SCHOOL. 488 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,119 NOT THE SMARTEST, BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY THE FUNNIEST. 489 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,520 A REGULAR FUCKIN' RIOT. 490 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,255 HE HAD THE HOTTEST GIRLFRIEND. 491 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,158 WE ALL WANTED TO BE HIM. I WORSHIPPED THE GUY. 492 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,127 - I LIKE YOU LIKE THIS. 493 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,195 - LIKE WHAT? 494 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,330 - LIKE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 495 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,635 - BE CAREFUL, LADIES. 496 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,338 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN STD. 497 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,672 - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A DICK, DO YOU? 498 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,707 NO OFFENSE. 499 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,310 - NONE TAKEN. 500 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,313 - NOPE! NO DICK. 501 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,082 NO PUBIC HAIR, EITHER. DIG THAT SHIT. 502 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,484 I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, SWEETHEART. 503 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,221 - BAD BOY. I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU. 504 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,456 YOU'RE MY BITCH. YOU MY BITCH? 505 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,591 THAT'S RIGHT. OH, YEAH. 506 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,294 - * YOU'RE A CRAZY BITCH, BUT YOU FUCK SO GOOD * 507 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,595 * I'M ON TOP OF IT 508 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,564 - YOU WANNA BE MY-- WHAT--DUDE. 509 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,698 WAI-WAIT, HEY. 510 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,634 HEY! STOP IT! 511 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,536 ASSHOLE! GET OFF! 512 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,638 HEY! HEY, FUCKER! 513 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,140 GET OFF! 514 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,574 - YOU'RE OUT OF HERE! 515 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,675 - HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 516 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,277 WHOA, WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED? 517 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,611 WHAT'D HE SAY? WHAT'D HE DO? 518 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,148 - HE WAS SUCKING ON HER TITTY, AND THAT AIN'T COOL. 519 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,882 - THAT IS NOT COOL. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? 520 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,284 - HEY, MAN, DID YOU SEE THOSE THINGS? 521 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,352 THEY WERE EPIC, MAN. 522 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,755 IT WAS LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON MEETS SAMANTHA FOX. 523 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,423 REMEMBER SAMANTHA FOX? - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 524 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,325 - TITS FOR DAYS! - I APOLOGIZE. 525 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,593 - TITS FOR DAYS! - SHUT UP! 526 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,761 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 527 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,229 I'M THROWING WORKING CLASS OUT ON HIS ASS. 528 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,230 - WORKING CLASS? 529 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,199 - UHH! UNH! 530 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,833 - UHH! 531 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,269 - YAH! UHH! 532 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,603 - WATCH IT! 533 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,604 - UHH! AGH! 534 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,738 [glasses shattering] 535 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,840 - UHH. 536 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,309 - UNH! 537 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,278 - YOU WITH ME, COMPADRE? 538 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,548 Zloz: AAAH! 539 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,596 - [karate yell, neck cracks] 540 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,698 [groans] 541 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,717 [belches] 542 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,879 - [light snoring] 543 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,607 - WELL, GOOD MORNING, TEACH. 544 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,842 WOW, OUR VERY FIRST SLEEPOVER. 545 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,777 - I WISH I REMEMBERED MORE OF IT. 546 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,913 - DID WE TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? 547 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,016 - THERE IS EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT THEORY, YES. 548 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,251 - [giggles] 549 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,689 - CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 550 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,658 - [snoring lightly] 551 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,308 - UHH. 552 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,414 - GOOD MORNING. 553 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,815 - GOOD MORNING. 554 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,751 OOH. OOH. OOH. 555 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,619 UH, UM... 556 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,655 WOW. DID WE-- DID WE, UM-- 557 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,357 - OH, FUCK, YEAH. 558 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,091 - HMM. MM. 559 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,626 WAS I ANY GOOD? 560 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,727 - OH, THE BEST. 561 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,464 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT COCK. 562 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,632 - FUCKIN'-A. 563 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,535 GOOD TIMES. 564 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,537 - MORNING, KIDS. 565 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,973 - [grunts] 566 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,040 DUDE. 567 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,609 - BUDDY? [chuckles] 568 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,825 - THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 569 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,127 TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY, SOMETIMES. 570 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,563 - THAT'S ONE OF THE PERKS. 571 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,898 THAT AND IN-N-OUT BURGER. 572 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,534 - I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. - SHOOT. 573 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,969 - HOW COME YOU NEVER MADE IT TO MY WEDDING, MAN? 574 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,439 - OH, MAN. 575 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,441 I DON'T KNOW. 576 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,910 I GUESS I WAS PISSED. 577 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,011 YOU KNOW, UH... 578 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,979 I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU RUIN YOUR LIFE. 579 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,015 WE HAD A PLAN. 580 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,850 - RIGHT, AND I FUCKED IT UP. 581 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,084 - WELL... 582 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,420 AND WE WERE GONNA GET OUT OF THERE, 583 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,621 THE TWO OF US, TOGETHER. 584 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,855 YOU WERE GONNA BE A ROCK STAR. 585 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,857 I WAS GONNA BE A FAMOUS WRITER. 586 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,592 THAT'S THE WAY I THOUGHT BACK THEN. 587 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:40,727 BLACK AND WHITE. 588 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,795 I WAS A FUCKIN' IDIOT. 589 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,963 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. 590 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,598 YOU DID A BEAUTIFUL THING. 591 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,600 YOU STEPPED UP, MARRIED THAT GIRL, 592 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,068 HAD A FAMILY. 593 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,003 DON'T FUCK IT UP. 594 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,507 DON'T CHASE THESE... GIRLS WITH FAKE TITTIES 595 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,544 AND HALF-BAKED SCREENPLAY IDEAS. 596 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,811 - DUDE... 597 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,615 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER, MAN. 598 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,851 - YEAH. THANK YOU. 599 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,620 UM... 600 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,789 [sighs] THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS THAT YOU SENT. 601 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,494 - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MR. AMATO? 602 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,663 HE PASSED AWAY LAST YEAR. - DID HE? 603 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,631 - YEAH. - SHIT. 604 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,733 WELL, I GUESS THAT REALLY PROVES HIS THEORY. 605 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,035 THAT YOU-- YOU REALLY DO DIE 606 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,204 LESS THAN FIVE MILES FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN. 607 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,641 - NOW, THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO ME NOW. 608 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,009 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 609 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,844 - AH, MAN, YOU KNOW, I GET THESE NOSEBLEEDS. 610 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,481 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOSEBLEEDS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 611 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,115 - YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT THEM, 612 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,951 BUT KIM FINALLY MADE ME GO TO THE DOCTOR. 613 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,554 AND IT TURNS OUT I'M SICK, DUDE. 614 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,524 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN SICK? WHAT KIND OF SICK? 615 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:45,758 - I MEAN SICK LIKE I GOTTA-- 616 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,694 LIKE I GOT SOMETHING I GOTTA DEAL WITH SICK. 617 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,829 I GOT TO GET A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF TESTS. 618 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,564 I KEEP PUTTING IT OFF. 619 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,933 AND THAT'S WHY KIM AND I HAD THAT BIG FUCKIN' BLOWOUT, MAN. 620 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,135 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 621 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,805 UGH! 622 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:02,141 AH, AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE ALL THIS, THOUGH, MAN. 623 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,811 - ZLOZ...YO! 624 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,546 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE. 625 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,680 - [chuckles] 626 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,682 MAYBE, YOU KNOW. MAYBE NOT. 627 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,518 WHATEVER HAPPENS, 628 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:14,020 IT'S GOT ME THINKING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, YOU KNOW? 629 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,523 ABOUT HOW FUCKIN' SHORT IT ALL IS. 630 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,591 HOW YOU AND I, ONCE UPON A TIME, 631 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,527 WE WERE THICK AS THIEVES. 632 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,094 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 633 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,531 I JUST WISH I KNEW THE MOMENT WHERE IT ALL CHANGED, 634 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,165 BECAUSE I WOULD DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY. 635 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,800 - YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 636 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:32,872 I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET THINGS SLIDE WITH YOU, ZLOZ. 637 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,007 I GUESS I DID. 638 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,577 - YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND, HANK. 639 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,145 I'LL NEVER FORGET. 640 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,549 SOME OF THE GREATEST TIMES OF MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? 641 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,818 MAYBE THAT MAKES ME A BIG, PATHETIC FUCKIN' LOSER, 642 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,954 BUT...ONCE UPON A TIME 643 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,722 HAS GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING, I FIGURE. 644 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,724 RIGHT? - COURSE IT DOES. 645 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,961 I JUST--I DIDN'T BELONG THERE ANYMORE. 646 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,129 FUCK, I DON'T BELONG HERE, EITHER. 647 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,966 IT DOESN'T--IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT 648 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,901 THAT I LOVE YOU, MAN. 649 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,140 - LOOK AT YOU, MOODY. 650 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,242 I CAN'T BELIEVE... 651 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,746 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU CRY SINCE THURMAN MUNSON DIED. 652 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,682 - YOU GOT TO BRING UP THURMAN MUNSON? 653 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:16,816 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. 654 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,084 - I HAD TO GO THERE BECAUSE... - DON'T GO WITH MUNSON. 655 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:19,819 - YOU WERE CRYING, I WAS CRYING. 656 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,220 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 657 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,855 - YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT ANDY GIBB. 658 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,691 - * WELL, I SAW A WEREWOLF 659 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:27,660 * WITH A CHINESE MENU IN HIS HAND * 660 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:32,932 * WALKING THROUGH THE STREETS OF SOHO IN THE RAIN * 661 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,266 * RA-HOO 662 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:37,637 * WEREWOLVES OF LONDON 663 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,239 * RA-HOO 664 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,941 * 665 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,810 * RA-HOO 666 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,845 - SORRY I GOT TO DROP YOU OFF SO EARLY. 667 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,014 I GOT TO PICK UP THE LITTLE MONSTER. 668 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,282 - NO WORRIES. 669 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,984 GIVES ME PLENTY OF TIME TO GET LOADED 670 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,187 AND PISS MYSELF ON THE PLANE. 671 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,295 - IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, ZLOZ. 672 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,130 - YEAH, YOU TOO, MAN. 673 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,298 THANKS FOR SHOWING ME A GOOD TIME. 674 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:11,003 YOU KNOW, UH, WHAT HAPPENS IN L.A... 675 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:12,939 RIGHT, BROTHER? - YES, IT STAYS IN THE VAULT. 676 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,373 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO PATCH THINGS UP 677 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,374 WITH THE OLD LADY? 678 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,643 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 679 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,645 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONE. 680 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,179 SHE WAS SO PISSED AT ME, 681 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,881 SHE TOOK OFF WITH A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS 682 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,049 TO ATLANTIC CITY. 683 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,116 SO FOR ALL I KNOW, 684 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:27,086 SHE COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING OUT WITH A TRANNY TOO. 685 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,855 - YOU'RE A COLOSSAL PUSSY, YOU KNOW THAT? 686 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,189 - DUDE, YOU BETTER COME VISIT. 687 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:31,057 I GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS 688 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,759 WITH A SHITLOAD OF HANK MOODY STORIES. 689 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,627 THEY DON'T HAVE A FACE TO PUT TO THE NAME. 690 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:35,695 - THAT'S NOT GOOD. 691 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,363 - NO, IT'S NOT. - ALL RIGHT, WELL... 692 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,965 FUCK IT, I-- 693 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:39,999 I LOVE YOU. - OH, GOD. 694 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,000 - I LOVE YOU, ZLOZ. 695 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,401 - I-I--I LOVE YOU TOO. 696 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,804 I LOVE YOU TOO. FUCKIN' HOMO. 697 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,272 - OKAY, FAGGOT. 698 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:48,741 GO. 699 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:49,876 HEY, ZLOZ. 700 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:50,877 MADE YOU LOOK... 701 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,378 AT MY COCK. 702 00:26:52,411 --> 00:27:00,352 - * YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE SOME OF MY DEMONS AWAY * 703 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:01,353 * SWEET 704 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,123 HEY! HELLO! 705 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,257 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 706 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,392 HI. WOW. 707 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,860 NOT EVEN A HELLO. 708 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,697 WOW, GOOD TIMES. 709 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,399 GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. 710 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,867 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 711 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,102 WHAT AM I, YOUR LIMO DRIVER? 712 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,636 NO, COME ON. YOU GET IN THE FRONT. 713 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,975 - WHAT? WERE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME BEHIND? 714 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,013 HEY. 715 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:34,286 - MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. 716 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,723 CAN WE GO HOME ALREADY? 717 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,290 both: SHUT UP. 718 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:42,461 - * YOU GOT ALL THE SUGAR 719 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,765 * YOU'LL EVER NEED 720 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:48,100 * YOU'RE GONNA GIVE 721 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,703 * SOME OF YOUR SUGAR 722 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,005 * TO ME 723 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:56,442 * YOU GOT ALL YOUR DEMONS 724 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,712 * HELD AT BAY 725 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:06,786 * YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE SOME OF MY DEMONS AWAY * 726 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:10,056 * SWEET, SWEET 727 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:14,126 * SUGAR TO ME 728 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,128 * PLEASE LET ME KNOW 729 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,831 * WHEN YOUR KISSES ARE FREE 730 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,834 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com